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  1. Re:Duh on Office 2007 Fails OOXML Test With 122,000 Errors · · Score: 1

    ...good ol' cement shoes

    I bet this footwear was part of the MS proposal to get fast track:
    "You mind your place, mister, or you'll be wearing concrete galoshes."

  2. Re:Why allow corporations to own patents? on Patent Chief Decries Continued Downward Spiral of Patent Quality · · Score: 2, Funny

    ...corporations that own it.

    Government is like beer.
    You can only rent it.

  3. Al Gore Has it Right on Climate Change Finally Impacts Important Industry · · Score: 2, Funny

    Manbeerpig will kill us all!

  4. Re:Waving the white flag on College Board Kills AP Computer Science AB · · Score: 1

    You don't need advanced skills to flip burgers.

    You do need them to program the burger flipping machines of tomorrow.
    So get cracking and "Welcome to the world of the FUTURE!"

  5. Easy Fix on T-Mobile Claims Trademark In the Color Magenta · · Score: 1

    Just switch to mauve.

  6. Re:I'll... on The Death of the Silicon Computer Chip · · Score: 1

    ...the monitor I'm staring at is a vaccuum tube

    Wow grandpa, your face is so tan!

  7. Paper and Pencil? How's that work? on Computers May Thwart 2010 Census · · Score: 1

    Countee: [waves hand] "These are not the droids you are looking for...hee hee!"

    Counter: [pulls out pencil and checks 'dork']

  8. Wrong Standard? on Western Digital's "Green" Hard Drives · · Score: 2, Insightful

    ...disposal of these products is being regulated now by such things as the RoHS compliance standard

    RoHS says which materials can be used in construction, WEEE covers disposal. (In the EU at least)

  9. Re:Verilog on What Programming Languages Should You Learn Next? · · Score: 1

    Verilog is a hardware description language, not a programming language.

    It's both! Writing synthesizeable Verilog (or direct structural descriptions) is more hardware oriented, writing Verilog behavioral models and simulations is more programming language, and I would say the two 'views' overlap in both cases.

    While I'm not sure how useful Verilog is for a strictly software developer, as a hardware and software developer I agree the combination of Verilog and C can't be beat. They are complimentary and knowing one often lends insight to using the other.

  10. Re:Don't know about 2050, but in 2063.. on The Uncertain Future of Global Population Numbers · · Score: 1

    More precisely there will be 15 billion Republiborgs and 15 billion Demoborgs.
    You may think voting is futile, but you wouldn't want the wrong borg to get in would you?

  11. Re:IRL raids on Scientology Injunction Denied Against "Anonymous" · · Score: 1

    One has been made into a bad movie, and the other has been made into a bad movie with John Travolta.
    Up your nose with a rubber hose...

  12. Re:Now maybe... on A Congressman Who Can Code Assembly · · Score: 4, Funny

    Why would he want to be known as "Delete"?

    Because "backspace" sounds gay.

  13. Re:Freedom on Is RIAA's MediaSentry Illegal in Your State? · · Score: 1

    Isn't that what SCO did?
    Look how well that worked for them.

  14. Re:Why do you think that? on European Space Agency Launches New Orbital Supply Ship · · Score: 1

    Does America get all its ideas from cartoon factories featuring funny robotic assembly lines?

    No, we also draw strategic foreign policy ideas from the "Kill da wabbit!" cartoon.

  15. Windows Versions? on IE8 Will Be Standards-Compliant By Default · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Will this be installable on XP and later or will it only be available for the Vista follow on: Vista ME?

  16. Deja Vu on Dell Documents Reveal Microsoft's Pre-launch Vista Errors · · Score: 4, Informative

    Late OS code changes broke drivers...

    This reminds me of the painful driver development from NT4 to Windows 2000. A few years before release MS was pushing us to port NT4 drivers to Win2K. We jumped on it quickly and had working drivers, but as the years rolled by changes would be made that broke the earlier work. This rinse and repeat continued to the *very* end. Years of wasted time and resources for no reason.

    What I learned from that is to start looking at new Windows driver documentation a few months before release and then wait until the actual release before changing or writing any code. You just don't know what fundamental changes will occur until the discs are on retail shelves.

    You sure as hell can't trust what MS tells you as a developer about interface changes and release dates.

  17. Re:Crazy World on German Court Abolishes German Snooping Law · · Score: 1

    Heh, I couldn't agree more. Prepare to be flamed by parents who are convinced their children are little angels and could never annoy anyone in a movie theater or restaurant.

  18. Re:Abusive modding on EU Fines Microsoft $1.3 Billion · · Score: 2, Funny

    Looks like it's dropping to me.

    It's just the warping of space time making it appear to drop in a Newtonian absolute frame of reference.

  19. Re:What? on CERN Scientists Looking for the Force · · Score: 1

    Photons aren't supposed to have mass

    Peasant at witch trial: "What about really *big* photons?"

  20. Something Irreplaceable on How to Convert Your HD-DVD Discs to Blu-Ray · · Score: 1

    I have an HD-DVD player ($200), and have purchased a few discs (about $100). I made the purchases knowing it could be the losing format, but was willing to try it out for the cost. I agree, without complaint, that the thing to do is buy Blu-ray replacements for the few titles I have. It is the easiest and most economical thing to do.

    Here is the kicker: One of the titles was Led Zeppelin's 'The Song Remains the Same'
    This title was supposed to be released in December on both formats. Come the release date, suddenly most of the retailers that were accepting preorders announced that the release was pushed back indefinitely.

    It turns out a limited amount actually made it to some retailers and I was able to pick up an HD-DVD version from DVD Pacific (the only place that seemed to have any).

    Now even DVD Pacific has none (of either format).

    I now have a great show (video is spectacular, audio is perfect) on a dead format, but the title is no longer available on any HD format. There is no indication when it will be officially (re)released, if at all.

    I guess if I was desperate enough I might try something like the article describes. The industry has left no other choice.

  21. Re:Voices on Hearing Voices? Could Be the Lasers · · Score: 1

    Who said that?

  22. E-Meter? Ha! on Scientology Given Direct Access To eBay Database · · Score: 4, Funny

    An E-Meter is no match for the "Church of Jobs" iMeter!

  23. Re:Conspriacy goldmine on USA 193 Shootdown Set For Feb 21, 03:30 UTC · · Score: 1

    It sounds like a plot line from the show UFO

    Except with fewer mini-skirts and shorter sideburns.

  24. Screeching Simpson's Quote on Opera Screeches at Mozilla Over Security Disclosure · · Score: 1

    "We had another fight over the inflatable bath pillow. I kept screeching and screeching at him, but..."
    -- Agnes Skinner, describing her latest fight with her son, Seymour

  25. Fact or Fiction? on Microsoft Battles Vista Perception With Prizes · · Score: 3, Funny

    Where's the CowboyNeal option?