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  1. How rude! on A Klingon Christmas Carol · · Score: 1

    An enraged and effeminate C-3PO: "This unacceptably overshadows Life Day. Won't someone think of the Wookies?"

  2. Re:3 factor authentication on Passwords Are the Weakest Link In Online Security · · Score: 1

    I have no idea how something like biometrics could be applied to the web...

    A phone or laptop camera could take naked pictures of you and send the images to a remote security worker for "analysis". Hey, if it's good enough for air travel, it's good enough for online shopping.

  3. Re:Women of /., please comment on Woman Sues Google Over Street View Shots of Her Underwear · · Score: 1

    The 1970s instrumental hit "Popcorn" would be hilarious.
    De doo de doo doo de doo...

  4. Re:Common sense says... on Woman Sues Google Over Street View Shots of Her Underwear · · Score: 1

    I ride an adult mobility scooter... I've had several altercations about this...

    If you are fit enough to get into altercations, what are you doing on the scooter?

  5. Re:Like watching glow-in-the-dark paint dry... on Tron: Legacy · · Score: 1

    "Tron:Legacy was like watching glow-in-the-dark paint dry."

    So it helps to smoke a *lot* of pot beforehand?

  6. Re:Well... on Free Radicals May Not Be Cause of Aging · · Score: 2

    ...mandatory human experimentation!

    You first, tell us how it goes.

  7. Milking the cow... on H.R. Giger Returns To the Alien Franchise · · Score: 5, Funny

    Prequels of played out franchises mostly blow chunks. Mostly.

  8. Apple Confusion on Word Lens — Augmented Reality Translation · · Score: 1

    I expect mistakes of Newton hand writing recognition like proportions. Let the laughs begin.

  9. Blade Runner on Microsoft, Apple, EMC, and Oracle Form Patent Bloc · · Score: 1

    You know the score, pal. If you're not part of a patent bloc, you're little people!

  10. Re:So, the system works? on Retailers Dread Phone-Wielding Shoppers · · Score: 1

    ...unlike my order full of Christmas DVDs from Amazon, which is now five days overdue

    You are not the only one suffering shipping problems from Amazon recently. Amazon has been systematically switching areas to use poorly performing cut rate carriers (A-1, Ensenda, Lasership, Prestige, etc) for even 2-day Prime and overnight shipping. Check out Amazon's own shipping forums for the complete horror show.

    Maybe Amazon is trying to give brick and mortar retailers a holiday gift by making shipping so unreliable. In my case, it only drove me to Newegg and other online retailers that continue to use FedEx and UPS.

  11. Re:Send the wah-mbulance. on Netflix Touts Open Source, Ignores Linux · · Score: 2

    ...a proprietary, third-party streaming platform based on Silverlight?

    Bill Gates smiles, pumps fists and yells "Hoo yeah! Git some!"

  12. Re:A provider that uses close to 100% of capacity! on Comcast Accused of Congestion By Choice · · Score: 1

    ...this is like arguing that a road construction company doesn't have EXTRA/SPARE asphalt spreaders...

    The road construction employees are demanding bribes from motorists to allow them access to finished lanes which were already paid for by taxes on the motorists. Those unwilling to pay the bribe are routed to lanes still under construction that are populated by workers who do nothing but hold flags and scratch their butts. In other words, Comcast is full of useless butt scratchers who are trying to scam you.

  13. Re:Unconstitutional on Judge Declares Federal Healthcare Plan (Partly) Unconstitutional · · Score: 4, Insightful

    ...you want universally bad health care for everyone

    No. The OP said nothing like that. Democrats said nothing like that. Nobody but you said anything like that. Claiming people who disagree with you are burning kittens and hate freedom is not an argument.

  14. The conditioned mind... on Google Seeking "Search Without Search" · · Score: 1

    At first glance that headline read to me "Search without warrant."
    The post 9/11 security hysteria has affected my brainz.

  15. Wow, that's small. on Equipping a Small Hackerspace? · · Score: 1

    9' by 15' ? Does this lab currently contain a mop bucket and cleaning supplies? Sounds like something out of Office Space.

  16. Re:legally sell it like everyone else does on Walmart Stores Get CCTV-Enabled, Breathalyzin' Wine Vending Machines · · Score: 1

    There is a huge entrenched interest in keeping the state store monopoly in place...

    Similar to Texas and its corrupt liquor laws used to protect entrenched commercial interests against competition:

    "...political groups representing wholesale liquor distributors reported donating $1.38 million to the campaigns of more than 150 state officials, including most legislators and Gov. Rick Perry."

  17. Re:Also obligatory on George Lucas to Resurrect Dead Movie Stars? · · Score: 1

    ...a cross between a collage and a montage.

    The day is approaching to give it your best
    You've got to reach your prime!
    That's when you need to put yourself to the test
    And show us the passage of time.
    We're gonna need a montage. (Montage)
    A sports-training montage! (Montage)

    And just show a lot of things happenin' at once.
    Remind everyone of what's goin' on. (What's goin' on?)
    And with every shot, show a little improvement
    To show it won't take too long.
    That's called a montage. (Montage)
    Even Rocky had a montage! (Montage)

    In any sport, if you want to go
    From just a beginner to a pro
    You'll need a montage. (Montage)
    A simple little montage! (Montage)

    Always fade out (Montage) into a montage... (Montage)
    If you fade out it seems like a long time (Montage) has passed in a montage... (Montage)
    Montage... (Montage)

  18. Re:Miuse of the Internet??!?!?? on Report Finds More Aussie Gov't Workers Misusing Internet · · Score: 1

    What is misuse of the Internet?

    Exactly. As guardians of what is sober and wholesome, I give Australian government workers the benefit of the doubt as to whether it is abuse. If dingo porn is wrong, then I don't want to be right.

  19. Re:We are all suspects, welcome to the police stat on Feds Warrantlessly Tracking Americans' Real Time Credit Card Activity · · Score: 3, Funny

    Was her ex really short, bearded, and wearing a funny hat?

  20. Re:PETA on Tofu Activists Spoof Meat-Based Indie Game · · Score: 1

    We can't "own" our animal equals!

    I can, but that's because I'm not a penniless hippie.

  21. Helping Law Enforcement on Wikileaks DDoS Attacker Arrested, Equipment Seized · · Score: 4, Insightful

    So he committed a crime and tweeted about it. Stupid, but helpful for law enforcement. Durrrr....

  22. Re:That ought to be good on WikiLeaks Will Unveil Major Bank Scandal · · Score: 1

    FTFA: “For this, there’s only one similar example. It’s like the Enron emails.”

    That does sound like Goldman Sachs.

  23. Perfect Likeness! on Apple Sues Steve Jobs Figurine Maker Over Likeness · · Score: 2, Funny

    Steve has an insanely big head!

  24. Re:Anti-bacterial soap will kill you all. on Being Too Clean Can Make People Sick · · Score: 2, Informative

    No kidding. I wince at the nastiness my nephews, nieces and their friends more or less wallow in, but they seem generally healthy and happy. From a clean adult viewpoint I still think children are best handled with latex gloves and lengthy tongs.

  25. Re:and NSNA on Empire Strikes Back Director Irvin Kershner Dies at 87 · · Score: 1

    Between Zardoz and 2001: A Space Odyssey, I assume LSD was mandatory for making and watching Sci-Fi of that era.