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  1. Re:Innovation isn't defined in an RFP on China vs U.S. in an 'Internet Race' · · Score: 1

    Quiz time. Match the statement with the country:

    "Everyone said I was crazy. I said F* everybody and I tried it anyway. Now I am a millionaire and everyone is trying to copy me."
    A. United States
    B. China

    "Everyone said I was crazy. I said F* everybody and I tried it anyway. Now I am in a re-education camp having my personality broken down and rebuilt into one more suitable to the party."
    A. United States
    B. China

  2. Innovation isn't defined in an RFP on China vs U.S. in an 'Internet Race' · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Innovation doesn't come from having a magic tech bullet like the Internet 2.0. Magic tech bullets come by the hundreds from having a free and open exchange of ideas, talent, motivation, and capital.

    China has lost before its even out of the starting gate.

  3. Re:Massive Cost on Gonzales Wants ISP Data Retention To Curb Child Porn · · Score: 4, Funny

    > pedabytes of information

    or in this case "Pedo-bytes" of information...

  4. Re:It filters for one type of person on Will the Solve-the-Riddle Hiring Trend Affect IT? · · Score: 1

    > I don't do well under the kind of pressure typically experienced at a job interview when asked to solve oddball problems in real-time. Often, my biggest insights come when I'm not consiously thinking about the problem, e.g., while in the shower

    That could make for an awkward interview.
    "I went to Boston University for undergrad... pass the soap... and got my masters at MIT... hang on a sec I'm shampooing now."

  5. Re:Obvious Answer on Vista Startup Sound to be Mandatory? · · Score: 2, Informative

    Then the RIAA gets you for using this piece without a license!

  6. Re:Obligatory on Original Star Trek Getting CGI Makeover · · Score: 1

    > BTW, the "quatloos on the newcomer" line didn't actually appear in the episode. There was bidding "for the newcomers" at one point, but IIRC you never heard the Providers betting on the outcome of the games.

    I distinctly remember the line from the episode. It became an in-joke with my friends after we saw it sometime in the 70's. Anytime we bet on anything or challenged each other on anything someone would call out 'xxx Quatloos on the newcomer!'

  7. Re:Obligatory on Original Star Trek Getting CGI Makeover · · Score: 2, Funny

    Some of my favorite quotes come from the worst episodes of Star Trek.

    "'Brain' and 'brain'... what is 'brain'?!"
    "Ooooh the eggs... the children... the eggs... the children..."
    "200 Quatloos on the newcomer!"

  8. Re:Obligatory on Original Star Trek Getting CGI Makeover · · Score: 4, Funny

    > the same hackneyed ideas and insultingly shallow plots

    Hey, I for one enjoyed "Spock's Brain"!

    "'Brain' and 'brain'... what is 'brain'?!"

  9. Re:FIFO is key on Storage System for Thousands of CDs and DVDs? · · Score: 1

    Simple.
    Get a pegboard. Fill it with bars sticking out. Label each bar 0-99, 100-199, 200-299, etc. Hang up to 100 CDs on each one.

    I've seen store display slatwalls with metal bars with a slight upturn at the end so products don't fall off the end. That would be ideal.

  10. Re:It's harder than you might at first think on Diebold Flops in Alaska · · Score: 3, Insightful

    > Poker machines

    Hey, there's an idea. Let's let the people who run the casinos build the machines that decide our government. That should be safe.

  11. Re:Security doesn't stop at the OS on Windows vs Mac Security · · Score: 3, Funny

    I felt a great disturbance in the force, as if millions of spelling nazis and grammar nazis suddenly cried out in terror...

    > Good artical
    > realtivly
    > the point is mute
    > equaly
    > becaomes
    > less then
    > secruity

  12. Shared secret on A Move to Secure Data by Scattering the Pieces · · Score: 1

    There is prior art:

    "Blondie, what did he tell you? I know which graveyard the money is buried in. Don't die on me Blondie. What did he tell you?"

    "A name... a name on a gravestone..."

    "Ah! We are partners! I know the graveyard, you know the name! Partners just like good old times, eh?!"

  13. "Do you expect me to talk?" on Skin Sensing Table Saw · · Score: 2

    "Do you expect me to talk?"

    "No, Mr. Bond, I expect you to get a 1mm cut and ruin my blade..."

  14. Re:gmail solved my clutter on Hoarders vs. Deleters- What Your Inbox Says · · Score: 2, Informative

    > restricted by FEDERAL LAW that certain correspondence must be kept and archived
    > very well may be criminal to delete some of those nine thousand emails

    Nice try.

    If it's a federal law to keep emails, then the company's compliance department should be archiving all incoming and outgoing mails to an archive store, not depending on a desktop user to keep thousands of emails organized for years at a time.
    I guarantee you any real "global insurance company" is complying with the data retention laws within the IT department, not by hoping each and every employee knows what to do in Outlook.

  15. Re:Thousands of people DID die today! on Charter Flight Websites / Services? · · Score: 1

    > . The US government has contemplated "simulated" terrorist attacks to change public opinion.

    Holy shit.

    The tin-foil hats have been right all along.
    Thank you for showing me that shocking piece of political insanity.

    Here's the quote that blew my mind: 'staged attacks purporting to be of Cuban origin, with a number of them having real casualties'

    The Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff and other D.O.D. officials were going to have people killed to generate public approval for attacking Cuba.

  16. 0% chance on Endgame- Google Maps RTS (beta) · · Score: 4, Funny

    > You have a 20% chance of receiving more troops when you overtake an enemy country

    You have a 0% chance of getting through to the server.

  17. Dont ask Slashdot on Moving from Tech to Trading? · · Score: 1

    You have 'a manager who is willing to help' and you are here asking Slashdot how to become a trader?

    Well, here's my advice: Start an open source project to write a day-trading application that can be run in 'live' mode or 'fantasy-trading' mode for practice. Also let it run on live data or stored historical data for re-plays and what-ifs. Oh, make sure it runs on Linux. Probably should write it in Python or Ruby. Let's hear from the community on that important question.

    But then again, this is Slashdot, and we are mostly computer programmers not traders so take this advice for what it's worth.

  18. Re:H3? on Japan Plans a Moonbase by 2030 · · Score: 1

    > if anything gets done it will be Japan or China.

    Actually, the secret truth is that Great Britain already has a moon base.

  19. Re:Bending light is certainly possible on How to Become Invisible · · Score: 1

    Simple.

    The suit has a device in front of your eyes that captures the light and simultaneously displays it to your eyes AND displays a copy on the back of your head.

  20. Re:Competition on Cell Phones Presage Future of Non-Neutral Internet · · Score: 1

    >> I think competition alone at this point would gaurentee net neurality.
    > How many backbones are there?

    None.

    The public peering points are a joke that are ignored by the network engineers at all of the big ISPs. All of the big ISPs have private data exchange agreements with each other.

  21. Re:Uh oh on Walmart Tries to Emulate MySpace · · Score: 1

    > Walmart will probably succeed but most likely by appealing to the geriatric crowd

    So, you think we will see winning videos with lyrics like this:

    "Cruise down to the 'Wal to meet my FRIENDS
    We'z hanging in the lot wearin' our DEPENDS (word!)"

  22. Jack Valenti said... on Cutting out the Naughty Bits Ruled Illegal · · Score: 2, Funny

    In related news, MPAA president Jack Valenti was quoted as saying 'Every time a parent fast-forwards past sex and violence, they are committing a crime.'

  23. Re:Solution? on Cambridge Breached the Great Firewall of China · · Score: 2, Insightful

    > I highly doubt that they could get their population to accept them completely shutting off access to the outside world

    Their population accepts a lot worse than losing Internet access.
    I don't think a government that rolls tanks over dissidents is going to worry too much about cutting off their Internet.

  24. Re:Grinding your eyeball? on The U.S. Navy's Doctrine of Laser Eye Surgery · · Score: 4, Funny

    > You should leave out the "basically", unless you are writing about PH.

    You shouldn't capitalize the 'p' in pH.

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    .
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    ball's in your court...

  25. Re:Grinding your eyeball? on The U.S. Navy's Doctrine of Laser Eye Surgery · · Score: 4, Funny

    > And if only you could find someone to remove your nitpicking, superiority complex...

    Thanks, I'll try not to loose site of my humility.