Colonel: Sergeant, where is Johnson? Sergeant: Sir, Johnson deployed with us to the combat zone, with full suit battery. At approximately 17:00 Zulu his armor rebooted for updates and an enemy combatant targeted his de-camoed pattern. We can only suspect, sir, that Johson forgot to disable OTA updates for his BioWear 1.0.20160821 Electronic Armored Uniform (TM).
As requested, systemd unit file. Due to the lack of tags working properly for me, I give it to you at the discount price of $0. Please enjoy your new installation of telemd!
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You can count on the physicists to find a way to make themselves exempt, too!
Whoosh!
That makes it sound like a Borg put tape on it to watch it struggle like a cat with tape on its paws.
No, that's how much the government spends on the device. It costs way less.
I can see the story now:
Colonel: Sergeant, where is Johnson?
Sergeant: Sir, Johnson deployed with us to the combat zone, with full suit battery. At approximately 17:00 Zulu his armor rebooted for updates and an enemy combatant targeted his de-camoed pattern. We can only suspect, sir, that Johson forgot to disable OTA updates for his BioWear 1.0.20160821 Electronic Armored Uniform (TM).
As requested, systemd unit file. Due to the lack of tags working properly for me, I give it to you at the discount price of $0. Please enjoy your new installation of telemd!
[Unit]
Description=Microsoft Bug Fixes
After=network.target remote-fs.target nss-lookup.target
Documentation=man:telemd(8)
[Service]
Type=notify
EnvironmentFile=/Windows/system32/telemd
ExecStart=/Program Files (x86)/Microsoft/Telemetry 2016/sbin/Teleme~0.exe $OPTIONS -DFOREGROUND
ExecReload=/Program Files (x86)/Microsoft/Telemetry 2016/sbin/Teleme~0.exe $OPTIONS -k graceful
ExecStop=/bin/true
PrivateTmp=true
[Install]
WantedBy=multi-user.target
Snowden uses something like that, right?
Even bigger than originally thought? Voting will now commence in the House on renaming it "The Yellowstone Super-supervolcano."
Bug bounties are for cows, moo?
This is best read aloud with the Narrator speaking with an Australian accent!
RIP Steve Irwin.
When I first got started on Slashdot in 2014, it was overrun by trolls and goatse.
Help, help! We're being repressed!
Truth. Fortunately, I seriously doubt a man of Trump's... profession would actually ever visit /.
Actually, AC meant that the female employees who attend the conference see all the female dancers and are uncomfortable.
Woosh!
I don't care what Leroy Jenkins looks like, but he can't be worse-looking than Trump.
Well, it's five o'clock somewhere in the world, amirite?
I can see the game titles now:
Anonymous: Total War
Trump: Total War
Anonymous: Total War 2: The Re-Election Campaign
Coming to a GameStop near you!
This is not your granddaddy's AIX. Oh, you could get bash for it, but the default was kornshell.
So they literally scienced the shit out of it?
The sexual harassment awareness training, for those of you who felt whooshed.
BorgBackup 1.0.0, so is that Locutus? When will version 7.9 be released?
I have already moved to Fedora to avoid Win 10. Truly, my personal Year of Linux on the Desktop.
I wish. It would help if it were under an account and not AC so I could find the posts easier.
And yeah, good to see our amusing troll back.
Tilt Brush
That seems like a very weird game to publicize for virtual reality this early on.
Oh, Tilt Brush. Apparently I read it wrong the first time.