One could try ReportLab, a Python module that allows one to create nice-looking pdf output from a python script. If you have some programming experience python should be fairly easy to pick up IMHO.
Your apache install probably already has python enabled for cgi. You might consider modpython, which adds the interpreter in for quicker load times.
SlashDread, Dreamchaser, we need to talk... You fellows just behaved like mature adults when you could have spat childish invective at one another for at *least* 6 more posts.
I want you two to go think about this seperately and come back when you have developed a more belligerent and cranky attitude and can live up to the standards of "flattus discourse" that Slashdot has established.
Holy, holy crap. I don't know whether I am hating you for reminding me that Orkans age backward or hating myself for having the memory to be reminded of. All and all a very yucky experience. Shazbat!
Perhaps syntax errors should cause your monitor to explode. I think using deprecated modules already does.
Let me check....
Python 2.2.3 (#42, May 30 2003, 18:12:08) [MSC 32 bit (Intel)] on Your Mom Type "copyright", "credits" or "license" for more information. IDLE 0.8 -- press F1 for help >>> import fcntlB`LAST!!!!
Hey, Lance Bass may be a Boy-Pretty, Fancy-Pants Wimp-Rocker, but he does put his money where his mouth is regarding space exploration... and that makes him OUR Boy-Pretty, Fancy-Pants Wimp-Rocker!
What drugs have you settled on? The yahoo's prescribed celexa (seratonin uptake inhibitor) for me. Great stuff- I couldn't wake up, have sex, or have one of them idea things for about two years.
I got off of this crap about 3 weeks ago. Aside from some trouble sleeping within the first week, all has been well.
I have heard that Aderol (sp?) is pretty good for us oldsters with ADD. (I am 38).
"I wait 3-6 months and get a big pile nad have to go about sorting it."
Try draining your piles with a large diameter needle about once a week. This prevents the secondary scrota formation and makes riding a bicycle much more workable. If you have such a large abundance of pile nads that they require catalogueing, perhaps you need to need to seek out an apple corer or it's surgical equivalent.
Very very fine. I saw just a bit of the show when it aired and was intrigued. Truly a darn shame that it was not picked up for further seasons. The only episode that really really reeked was about the level of a really good episode of "Stargate SG-1"
I really like the fact that things in space make no sounds!... although someone should tell Joss that a regular bullet would work in a vacuum.
Sir, I hope that someone has had the foresight to save a quart or so of your semen in a nice bucket of liquid nitrogen. There will be dire need of a replacement should your poetical abilities be cut short by Blunt Force Truama, Senile Dementia or Martian Canal Worms.
Well? What happened? :-)
That Cheeky Dashiki may win points with the Pastor,
But those tube socks with weejuns?
The ensemble: disaster!
Your apache install probably already has python enabled for cgi. You might consider modpython, which adds the interpreter in for quicker load times.
Share and Enjoy!
Wasn't Bluetooh a rejected Star Wars muppet that spoke "Furelise"?
SlashDread, Dreamchaser, we need to talk... You fellows just behaved like mature adults when you could have spat childish invective at one another for at *least* 6 more posts.
I want you two to go think about this seperately and come back when you have developed a more belligerent and cranky attitude and can live up to the standards of "flattus discourse" that Slashdot has established.
Okay?
I do not feel the humour,
I do not get the joke,
and I will not be a troll!
For the geeks of Slashdot
any longer....
Holy, holy crap. I don't know whether I am hating you for reminding me that Orkans age backward or hating myself for having the memory to be reminded of. All and all a very yucky experience. Shazbat!
How about 3-phase AC?
*sigh* Just remembering the sound ass-beating I got for exactly the same logic. NEVER dip into a man's stash, son.
Weeping.... Weeping....
The answer is none: None more black.
Did anyone else read that as STRANGLEberry? I gotta cut down on the soymilk enemas...
Python strongly encourages it. :-)
Perhaps syntax errors should cause your monitor to explode. I think using deprecated modules already does.
Let me check....
Python 2.2.3 (#42, May 30 2003, 18:12:08) [MSC 32 bit (Intel)] on Your Mom
Type "copyright", "credits" or "license" for more information.
IDLE 0.8 -- press F1 for help
>>> import fcntl B`LAST!!!!
AAAIIIGH! Mine EYES!
Aye.
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiiighhhhhhhhghghghghg!
Mod this evil, evil human as funny please.
Hey, Lance Bass may be a Boy-Pretty, Fancy-Pants Wimp-Rocker, but he does put his money where his mouth is regarding space exploration... and that makes him OUR Boy-Pretty, Fancy-Pants Wimp-Rocker!
OOP!
I wish you were close enough to hit with my hat, Gilligan.
"The Mercy Seat" I was so happy.
Could you kindly define RTG? Is that some sort of reactor?
Heh. I remember reading an E.E. "Doc" Smith story ("Masters of Space")with much the same specs on a nuclear human.
What drugs have you settled on? The yahoo's prescribed celexa (seratonin uptake inhibitor) for me. Great stuff- I couldn't wake up, have sex, or have one of them idea things for about two years.
I got off of this crap about 3 weeks ago. Aside from some trouble sleeping within the first week, all has been well.
I have heard that Aderol (sp?) is pretty good for us oldsters with ADD. (I am 38).
Thanks, I now have half-chewed Little Debbie Oatmeal Cream Pie in my keyboard.
Damned reality...
Try draining your piles with a large diameter needle about once a week. This prevents the secondary scrota formation and makes riding a bicycle much more workable. If you have such a large abundance of pile nads that they require catalogueing, perhaps you need to need to seek out an apple corer or it's surgical equivalent.
Thanks.
Very very fine. I saw just a bit of the show when it aired and was intrigued. Truly a darn shame that it was not picked up for further seasons. The only episode that really really reeked was about the level of a really good episode of "Stargate SG-1"
... although someone should tell Joss that a regular bullet would work in a vacuum.
I really like the fact that things in space make no sounds!
Sir, I hope that someone has had the foresight to save a quart or so of your semen in a nice bucket of liquid nitrogen. There will be dire need of a replacement should your poetical abilities be cut short by Blunt Force Truama, Senile Dementia or Martian Canal Worms.
I salute you.
" The nice, unix'y plumbing underneath is the cherry on top."
Mixed. Metaphors. Spatial. Dissonance. Must. Find. Zoloft.