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SCO Files Suit Against Novell Over System V Ownership

nadamsieee writes "Yahoo! Finance is carrying a press release from SCO that details a new lawsuit against Novell for "Slander of Title". It looks like SCO has finally ditched their failing product line in favor of 24/7 litigation and PR work." To recap: Novell and SCO have a lengthy correspondence over the meaning of the contract between the two companies, Novell registers a claim with the U.S. copyright office over the code in dispute, SCO files this suit in response. Update: 01/20 23:04 GMT by M : SCO has placed their complaint (pdf) online.

608 comments

  1. Go Get 'em, Darl! by grub · · Score: 3, Funny


    Pssst, Darl.. Some 17 year old punk named Mike Rowe is running his website on Linux! You better file suit against him, too!

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    1. Re:Go Get 'em, Darl! by drakaan · · Score: 2, Funny

      Offtopic my ass, I'd say a link to "SCO sues MikeRowesoft" would fit right in...

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    2. Re:Go Get 'em, Darl! by Directrix1 · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Hi everybody,
      I just figured I'd give a heads up to SCO's job opportunities page. If you'll notice the very first opening is for a Senior Software Engineer in India with the following job description:
      Design and develop systems-level software for Linux and provide systems support by performing the following duties:...

      I'm not making it up. Doesn't this sound really fishy/stupid?

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    3. Re:Go Get 'em, Darl! by Directrix1 · · Score: 1

      And here is the Google cache.

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    4. Re:Go Get 'em, Darl! by jasonbowen · · Score: 1

      And the second opening is for IP licensing sales...

    5. Re:Go Get 'em, Darl! by Lxy · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Keep in mind that usesr of Caldera Linux are indemnified against SCO's IP violations. If SCO believes they have a case, they may be trying to take over linux to the point oif being the only remaining linux vendor.

      Unlikely, but it's possible.

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    6. Re:Go Get 'em, Darl! by SamBC · · Score: 1

      Hey, what are "inside sales", and how do they relate to SCO's "IP campaigns"?

      This whole jobs page seems kinda revealing...

    7. Re:Go Get 'em, Darl! by Pembers · · Score: 5, Interesting

      I detest offshoring as much as the next rabid Slashdotter, but that's one job the Indians are welcome to!

      Has anyone else noticed that SCOX are also looking for a "Director of Financial Reporting and SEC/GAAP Compliance", among whose responsibilities are "Financial reporting of quarterly and annual results in accordance with SEC rules and regulations." This has been listed since 8 December 2003, or over six weeks. I wonder why the last one quit? Could it be because there are some things even accountants won't do?

    8. Re:Go Get 'em, Darl! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Darl, you should sue this company as well, they are using linux for their website !!! And this company too!

    9. Re:Go Get 'em, Darl! by yroJJory · · Score: 0

      Did you read the experience requirements:

      Must be knowledgeable in the operation and design of Unix, Linux, or BSD.

      I love it!

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    10. Re:Go Get 'em, Darl! by VisorGuy · · Score: 1

      DAMNIT! My eyes!!!
      Pic is definitely NSFW.
      Parent is a f$cking troll.

      Good thing they're not actively monitoring the proxy logs at my work any more...

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    11. Re:Go Get 'em, Darl! by theflea · · Score: 1

      Darl is partial to "inside trades"

    12. Re:Go Get 'em, Darl! by Billly+Gates · · Score: 1

      But SCO stopped developing it and prefered customers to switch to Unixware. They claimed Caldera Linux had too much IP code to give away.

      This does puzzle me. Perhaps they plan to remarket SCO Linux if this case fails and Novell retracts their right to use Linux.

      But who in their right mind would use Caldera NOW?? I would not touch their nasty products with a 10 foot pole!

      I would rather switch to Windows then to touch them. I think we all would given SCO's actions.

    13. Re:Go Get 'em, Darl! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Damn man! That's almost as unethical as what SCO is doing..
      You should note its based off the goatse-pic before posting that!

    14. Re:Go Get 'em, Darl! by Billly+Gates · · Score: 1

      "...Linux if this case fails and Novell retracts their right to use Linux."

      Ooops. I meant ... if this case fails and Novell retracts their right to use Unix."

      I am bad.

    15. Re:Go Get 'em, Darl! by El · · Score: 1

      Could it be because there are some things even accountants won't do? I've been wondering about this myself. My understanding of the new SEC rules is that if the quarterly reports contain false information, the person that signs them goes directly to jail, does not pass GO, and does not collect $200. How much would they have to pay you to deliberately commit fraud with a virtual certainty of eventually being caught? Maybe they can find somebody somewhere with a terminal illness that expects to be dead before the court case comes up...

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    16. Re:Go Get 'em, Darl! by 16K+Ram+Pack · · Score: 1
      Would be a real pity if SCO got buried with a whole bunch of job applicants who turned up for interviews and then at the last minute told them to go fuck themselves.

      Any /.ers who can easily go to Utah?

    17. Re:Go Get 'em, Darl! by Directrix1 · · Score: 1

      The position is in India. It doesn't get better than that does it? Trying to screw over the linux folk, and outsourcing to India. Ha!

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    18. Re:Go Get 'em, Darl! by 16K+Ram+Pack · · Score: 1

      I was thinking for other jobs.

    19. Re:Go Get 'em, Darl! by c1ay · · Score: 3, Interesting

      And you can still get a copy at [url=http://cart.cheapbytes.com/cgi-bin/cart/00700 10833.html]chepbytes.com[/url]. Since linux is only the kernel and not the distribution that means you can get an indemnified copy of the kernel to run with your favorite distro for $7. That's a bunch cheaper than the $699 they want to charge if you use the kernel from some other source. I personally wouldn't want to use it since it came from SCO but you can get an indemnified kernel if you want. I wonder if it's still indemnified if you patch it to the current version...just thinking out loud.

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    20. Re:Go Get 'em, Darl! by RoundSparrow · · Score: 1

      "Inside Sales" are corporate term for selling software over the phone or email. In other words, it is a desk job selling software license.

      Given the "IP Property" - it is like a job opening to sell the $699 Linux license over the phone.

      "Outside sales" = salesman who comes to your office and tries to sell you software.

    21. Re:Go Get 'em, Darl! by zem_11 · · Score: 1

      That position came up after an auditor was required! If you think the Financial Reporting position will be tough to fill, try and find an auditor that will say "yep, your books look in tip top shape!".

      Darl must have thought long and hard on his business plan. Its so different to the "ride either horse" comment referring to Unix and Linux in the computer world article.

      So after you alienate your existing customer base and a large portion of the ITC community, who is left to sell your product to? MS using companies?? If you get to talk to the CIO or equal at an MS product using company, do you really think they'd even consider buying a product from a company that is likely to litigate?

      SCO market share == 0, after the court case...

    22. Re:Go Get 'em, Darl! by future+assassin · · Score: 1

      anyone wanna host my Soft Micro Fiber Underwear site micro-soft.ca on a Linux server.

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    23. Re:Go Get 'em, Darl! by Michael+Woodhams · · Score: 4, Funny

      If you're qualified:
      (1) Apply for the job.
      (2) Get the job. (Might not be trivial.)
      (3) When in the job, don't sign anything that isn't true.
      (4) SCO fires you (because they can't publish true financial statements.)
      (5) Sue SCO for wrongful dismissal.
      (6) Get to show in court that they fired you for refusing to act illegally.
      (7) PROFIT!

      Of course, sometime between (5) and (6) SCO ceases to exist due to other court cases, so (7) never happens.

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    24. Re:Go Get 'em, Darl! by bhtooefr · · Score: 1

      Wrong board. It's not (insert random character here)bCode, it's HTML. <a href="http://cart.cheapbytes.com/cgi-bin/cart/0070 010833.html">cheapbytes.com</a>. Observe:

      cheapbytes.com

      Also, it's 1/100 of the cost of a SCO license, but no free shipping! ($5 for USPS)

    25. Re:Go Get 'em, Darl! by c1ay · · Score: 1
      Yeah, I noticed it one darlsecond after hitting the submit button :-(

      darlsecond (darl-se-k&nd) 1. The amount of time that passes before Darl McBride starts wondering who he can sue next.

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  2. We don't need no stinkin product! by BWJones · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Oh yeah. Novell had to be the last company I thought SCO would sue. How can anyone really feel good about working for these guys? Granted, jobs in IT are harder to come by as of late, but I would be absolutely embarrassed to say "I work for SCO"....... They are less and less a tech company every day and more and more a front for litigious action that appears to pump up their stock and dump shares as quickly as possible given the SEC filings over the past little while. Come on now, these guys split off from Novell via Noorda who almost ran Novell into the ground after fightin' it out with Microsoft and tried under the guise of Caldera to sell (rather unsuccessfully) a Linux distro, almost killing another company yet again. Darl McBride then thought "I know what let's do, let's build a business model based upon legal action. Hell, we don't need no stinkin' IT product. We've got lawyers .

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    1. Re:We don't need no stinkin product! by jmt9581 · · Score: 1

      What the heck would a lawyer working for SCO do with a product? Find a superior product in the marketplace and threaten to sue anyone who bought it?

      Unless something outrageous happens in the courts, this company is already dead.

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    2. Re:We don't need no stinkin product! by NatasRevol · · Score: 5, Funny

      Didn't you hear? Only lawyers work for SCO now. And they're only slightly embarrassed to admit it.

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    3. Re:We don't need no stinkin product! by cshark · · Score: 1

      Right, and the fact that all of the contracts involved are murky as hell legally doesn't help matters either. I think it would be funny if they resolved all this legally, only to find out that SCO never owned anything.

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    4. Re:We don't need no stinkin product! by andman42 · · Score: 5, Funny

      I would be absolutely embarrassed to say "I work for SCO"

      "I work for SCO"

      I just shouted that out loud while sitting at my desk. You were right--I am embarassed.

    5. Re:We don't need no stinkin product! by minkeyboodle · · Score: 1

      I think you meant "Heck, we don't need no stinkin' IT product..."

    6. Re:We don't need no stinkin product! by destine · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Don't think pump up, think stall. I would bet that in light of the fact that the IP that they claim to own is in fact in dispute, that they file a motion to let them finish this second trial first. It has relevance to the trial and I think it would be hard for the judge to say no to such a request.

      Meanwhile, they will be able to extor...er, persuade others to buy into that phantom ip litigation insurance and continue to pump up prices so that they can all sell their shares and get to the bahamas by next winter.

      Hopefully Novell will file a motion to keep them from selling snake oi...er ip litigation insurance. Best of luck Novell. Make it quick please.

    7. Re:We don't need no stinkin product! by Quixadhal · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Well, yes, there are two ways to win most games. You can try to outperform your opponents, and thus finish first, or best, or whatever metric shows that you won... or you can try to remove your opponents so that you win by default.

      SCO has chosen the second option.

    8. Re:We don't need no stinkin product! by dorlthed · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I don't see what's so "unfair" about IBM being competitive. They want to push Linux to replace Unix; SCO would be a loser, yes, but it's completely fair as far as business goes. Everyone has to act in their self-interests, and so far as they don't step out of the bounds of law, there's nothing wrong with that.

      Secondly, you're portraying SCO as the victim here. They've created an inferior product, it hasn't been selling well, and they've in a bad situation now. After SCO has lost value, they've gone on the offensive in an effort to save themselves. I don't feel a need to keep IBM from "getting away" with anything.

    9. Re:We don't need no stinkin product! by Qrlx · · Score: 3, Funny

      Option #2 is a great way to win the races in Grand Theft Auto: Vice City. Just blow up the other cars with a rocket launcher at the start of the race and it's smooth sailing.

    10. Re:We don't need no stinkin product! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting
      Novell had to be the last company I thought SCO would sue.

      Dude. It was only a matter of time. Either SCO would go after Novell, or Novell would go after SCO. Especially since Novell registered copyright claims to various parts of SysV unix. Which muddies the hell out of any copyright infringement case SCO might think of bringing.

      This also means they're not going to be able to go after Google at this time. Google, so far as I know, is not a UNIX source licensee, so they can't be had for any contract violations.

      And I found it most amusing that their big cheese for Australia/New Zealand backed the hell away from a "if you don't buy our licenses, we'll sue you!" statement from Sontag. I guess he really doesn't want to go to jail.

    11. Re:We don't need no stinkin product! by bro1 · · Score: 1

      Are you sure all of them are lawyers? I'd say most of those SCO guys are PR specialists.

    12. Re:We don't need no stinkin product! by wolf- · · Score: 0

      IT Industry?
      SCO doesn't employ anyone in the IT industry.
      They are subsidizing the LAW industry!

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    13. Re:We don't need no stinkin product! by FenwayFrank · · Score: 1

      "All you lawye-r belong to us!"

    14. Re:We don't need no stinkin product! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I'm a Linux user and supporter, but I am also quite nervous about the possible outcomes of the "SCO vs Novell" lawsuit.

      Maybe this relates to the FUD I hear from SCO, but it also relates to how well Novell prepares its case for the courts.

      I have read the Sept. 19, 1995 Asset Purchase Agreement and related comments on "Groklaw", but to the layman, (IANAL), it is convoluted wording that is anything but clear to me. I read the assurances that it is legal and binding. However, the wording makes me feel that SCO, in its correspondence, has asked for title because they need it to maintain their business. It is possible that SCO has met this requirement of Ammendment #2 and the courts will honour their request for ownership of copyrights.

      On Novell's side, I am told, SCO has been making (royalty?) payments for sales of UNIX software, and has sent Novell letters for a clear statement that give SCO clear ownership. Also partly on Novell's side is the old lawsuit between AT&T and BSD, which appeared to acknowledge improper transfer of code back and forth between the two flavours of UNIX, but... this lawsuit never came to a full judgement on the issue (not the issue before the court at the time.)

      Lastly, it seems that there may, in fact, be some UNIX code in LINUX. If this is true, it is not necessarily part of the copywritable parts of SCO-UNIX (because it is common between several flavours of UNIX, and may or may not be in the public domain or may or may not be under BSD copywrite). This is all stuff the courts must sort out.

      A lot of the FUD will go away if Novell wins this court case.

      Maybe our support should focus on being sure Novell is WELL prepared for this court case.

    15. Re:We don't need no stinkin product! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hey man... keep it down over there. I am on a conference call. Sheesh.

    16. Re:We don't need no stinkin product! by utlemming · · Score: 1

      No comment -- I was going to comment on the above post, but wow. MOD PARENT UP to +5, FUNNY!

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    17. Re:We don't need no stinkin product! by Lost+Penguin · · Score: 1

      Litigation is no substituite for Innovation.

      I normally do not resort to personal attacks, but I will make an exception in your case;

      You SCOX!

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    18. Re:We don't need no stinkin product! by aePrime · · Score: 1

      The anonymous coward isn't embarrassed to admit he works for SCO. Got it.

    19. Re:We don't need no stinkin product! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      IBM's actions had =nothing= to do with SCO. SCO is a gnat on the ass of an elephant. It isn't even a competitor in any real sense.

      IBM is doing the best thing for its business. SCO, as a competitive threat, is irrelevant. IBM has helped improved Linux and if it hurts SCO, too fucking bad. SCO doesn't have some kind of inate right to be profitable under their preferred business model. Inovate or die.

    20. Re:We don't need no stinkin product! by flossie · · Score: 5, Funny
      I'd say most of those SCO guys are PR specialists.

      Specialists? If they are specialists, I'd hate to see what damage PR amateurs could do to a company.

    21. Re:We don't need no stinkin product! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Darl McBride then thought "I know what let's do, let's build a business model based upon legal action. Hell, we don't need no stinkin' IT product. We've got lawyers

      Why not? It worked great for Gates for 2 decades.

    22. Re:We don't need no stinkin product! by Billly+Gates · · Score: 2, Funny

      "Darl McBride then thought "I know what let's do, let's build a business model based upon legal action. Hell, we don't need no stinkin' IT product. We've got lawyers "

      SCO is dying

      It is official; Netcraft confirms: SCO is dying

      One more crippling bombshell hit the already beleaguered SCO UnixWare community when IDC confirmed that SCO market share has dropped yet again, now down to less than a fraction of 1 percent of all servers. Coming on the heels of a recent Netcraft survey which plainly states that SCO UnixWare has lost more market share, this news serves to reinforce what we've known all along. SCO is collapsing in complete disarray, as fittingly exemplified by failing dead last in the recent Sys Admin comprehensive networking test.

      You don't need to be a Kreskin to predict SCO's future. The hand writing is on the wall: SCO faces a bleak future. In fact there won't be any future at all for SCO UnixWare because SCO is dying. Things are looking very bad for SCO. As many of us are already aware, SCO UnixWare continues to lose market share. Red ink flows like a river of blood.

      SCO has lost 93% of its core developers. The sudden and unpleasant departures of long time UnixWare developers L. Ron Hubbard and Joseph Smith only serve to underscore the point more clearly. There can no longer be any doubt: SCO is dying.

      All major surveys show that UnixWare has steadily declined in market share. SCO is very sick and its long term survival prospects are very dim. If SCO is to survive at all it will be among OS dilettante dabblers. SCO continues to decay. Nothing short of a miracle could save it at this point in time. For all practical purposes, SCO is dead.

    23. Re:We don't need no stinkin product! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Topical humour:

      A teacher asks her pupils what their fathers do for a living:
      First Pupil: My daddy is a Doctor.
      Second Pupil: My daddy is a Dentist.
      Third Pupil: My daddy plays piano in a whore house.
      The teacher is shocked by the third pupil's response and after school goes to see the childs parents and tells them what was said.
      Father: "Well actually I work for SCO, but how the Hell do you explain that to your children?"

    24. Re:We don't need no stinkin product! by Pharmboy · · Score: 1

      Someone PLEASE mod the parent up. Its too good a comment to stay at 0, where lots of folks won't see it. He raises a very good point, and more imporantly, raises a very interesting issue about...

      It is possible that SCO has met this requirement of Ammendment #2 and the courts will honour their request for ownership of copyrights.

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    25. Re:We don't need no stinkin product! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Having occasionally met them, I can vouch for the fact that there are lawyers out there who are decent human beings. I can't imagine any of them working for SCO. What will be truly embarrassing will be when SCO's lawyers don't get whatever contingencies they are counting on because they lose, lose big, and the company goes under. Who'll want to hire them to "do for me what you did for SCO"?

    26. Re:We don't need no stinkin product! by eric76 · · Score: 1

      I'd work for sex, but they insist on paying cash instead.

      But I would never work for SCO.

    27. Re:We don't need no stinkin product! by aed · · Score: 1

      I'd think you need a very skilled specialist to screw up a company the way they're doing right now...

  3. So If You're Keeping a List.. by abcxyz · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I think we are at a point where it is easier to list the companies that SCO has _not_ sued. I'm waiting on them to bite the hand that feeds them by taking a shot at Microsoft and Sun. Hell, they may even end up suing themselves!

    1. Re:So If You're Keeping a List.. by b0r0din · · Score: 5, Funny

      This just in....SCO is suing themselves for owning the rights to UNIX. Darl McBride had this for comments:

      "We cannot sit idly by and let our company steal source code from ourselves. Therefore, SCO is suing users of Caldera Linux, as they have apparently infringed upon use of SCO's UNIX source code. We decided oh, 8 billion would be about right."

    2. Re:So If You're Keeping a List.. by 0racle · · Score: 1

      Hand that feeds them? Oh you mean the one time fee's that MS and Sun paid because, wait, its comming to me, oh ya, they licenced something from SCO. Seems to me that Sun and MS did the legal thing instead of just stealing what ever it was, or just erred on the side of caution with what could be SCO's property.

      So how about backing up your wild claims before suggesting that every commercial transaction is just a conspiracy.

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    3. Re:So If You're Keeping a List.. by Short+Circuit · · Score: 5, Funny

      We need to get SCO's lawyers added to the "wonder chickens" and "barrels of monkeys" that come in that little tagline at the bottom of the front page...

    4. Re:So If You're Keeping a List.. by pyros · · Score: 1
      Hell, they may even end up suing themselves!

      I'm just waiting for SCO to hire Brovloski for the trial of the century: Everybody vs.Everybody.

    5. Re:So If You're Keeping a List.. by MathFox · · Score: 1

      You forgot that Caldera (now called SCO) allready sued Microsoft and won. The (in-)famous DR-DOS case!

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    6. Re:So If You're Keeping a List.. by TheTimoo · · Score: 2, Insightful

      If they are the only ones doing business with them, doesn't that constitute as the hands that feed them?

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    7. Re:So If You're Keeping a List.. by lcde · · Score: 1

      I beleive if this ever happends it will be similar to the theory that two identical masses cannot share the same space and it will create a time warp.

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    8. Re:So If You're Keeping a List.. by MuParadigm · · Score: 2, Interesting


      Seems like Novell has some issues with that, in that SCO may owe Novell 95% of the proceeds from those deals.

      And let's not forget that those are new contracts SUN and MS have with SCO. SCO's stated philosophy with regard to contracts is: "Contract are what you use against those you have relationships with."

      So, while it's not true that every commercial transaction is a conspiracy, it is true that *SCO* treats them as such, or at least as a con to try to screw you later.

    9. Re:So If You're Keeping a List.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Therefore, SCO is suing users of Caldera Linux, as they have apparently infringed upon use of SCO's UNIX source code. We decided oh, 8 billion would be about right.

      In related news, SCO got bankrupt for an instant when Caldera attempted to hand over the money to SCO. Shortly after that incidence they published a press release that reported a 100,000% increase in litigation profits.

    10. Re:So If You're Keeping a List.. by __past__ · · Score: 1

      Well, is there any case where Microsoft actually did win? All I remember are losses and settlings outside of court.

    11. Re:So If You're Keeping a List.. by EvilTwinSkippy · · Score: 2, Funny

      I'm waiting for them to retroactively sue AT&T for licensing out Unix to begin with.

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  4. last ditch effort before their plan blows up by dougnaka · · Score: 4, Interesting
    Isn't it the 24th of this month the judge here in Utah wants to have discovery finished?

    Could this be a last ditch effort to bump their stock so they can sell the last few shares...

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    1. Re:last ditch effort before their plan blows up by red+floyd · · Score: 4, Informative

      No. SCO had until 12 Jan to comply with IBM's interrogatories. There is to be a hearing on 23 Jan to determine compliance.

      SCO did file stuff, but some of it was "You told us we couldn't ask for anything from IBM, but we won't give IBM what it wants until we get what we want", and more of it was "Oh, gee, our executives don't give a damn about a $3billion lawsuit -- they went away for Xmas, and we couldn't reach them. Too bad."

      The hearing on Friday should be very interesting.

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    2. Re:last ditch effort before their plan blows up by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      I like your son's music. Are you still married to White?

    3. Re:last ditch effort before their plan blows up by Dr.+Smeegee · · Score: 1

      Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiiighhhhhhhhghghghghg!

      Mod this evil, evil human as funny please.

    4. Re:last ditch effort before their plan blows up by Net_Wakker · · Score: 1

      Damn. You made me spill some really good calvados...

    5. Re:last ditch effort before their plan blows up by gotem · · Score: 1

      it took me some time to get the joke, until I saw the username

    6. Re:last ditch effort before their plan blows up by White+Floyd · · Score: 4, Funny

      No, we split up a couple of years ago. Irreconcilable differences and all that.

      I kept the name, though.

    7. Re:last ditch effort before their plan blows up by Qrlx · · Score: 1

      bravo. best one i've seen all week.

    8. Re:last ditch effort before their plan blows up by NaugaHunter · · Score: 4, Funny

      Irreconcilable differences and all that.

      Really? Some flying pigs told me it was a momentarily lapse of reason.

      [WHACK] Ow! What was that for?

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    9. Re:last ditch effort before their plan blows up by Billly+Gates · · Score: 1
      Welcome to the SCO machine

    10. Re:last ditch effort before their plan blows up by White+Floyd · · Score: 3, Funny

      momentarily lapse of reason.

      No, more like lousy communication. We just kept putting up too many walls. Not the happiest days of our lives, by any stretch.

    11. Re:last ditch effort before their plan blows up by NaugaHunter · · Score: 2, Funny

      No, more like lousy communication. We just kept putting up too many walls.

      Too.... many... choices...

      -We tried writing on the wall, but couldn't see what each other wrote.

      -Another brick fell off and gave me brain damage.

      -I wanted a dog, but she wanted sheep.

      -We seemed to be making progress, but then I found out she wanted to cut me until little pieces.

      I never said any of them were great though. If you have a place to search *COUGH* you should hear a Pittsburgh WDVE Paulsen and Krenn bit called something like 'Stanley P. Kerchowski & Roger Waters'. To summarize, Roger and Stanley pick up Syd Barret on their way to Hooters where there waitress is Umma Gumma, and it just goes from there.

      --
      R: That voice. Where have I heard that voice before? B: In about 365 other episodes. But I don't know who it is either.
    12. Re:last ditch effort before their plan blows up by Alien+Being · · Score: 1

      I saw a snapshot in the family album. BTW, which one's Pink?

    13. Re:last ditch effort before their plan blows up by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Apparently I'm the only one who doesn't get it. Help please?

    14. Re:last ditch effort before their plan blows up by ebbomega · · Score: 1
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      Karma: Non-Heinous
    15. Re:last ditch effort before their plan blows up by red+floyd · · Score: 1

      How's the dog doing, White? I haven't seen little Plaid in quite a while.

      --
      The only reason we have the rights we have is that people just like us died to gain those rights. -- Cheerio Boy
    16. Re:last ditch effort before their plan blows up by tgibbs · · Score: 2, Insightful

      SCO did file stuff, but some of it was "You told us we couldn't ask for anything from IBM, but we won't give IBM what it wants until we get what we want", and more of it was "Oh, gee, our executives don't give a damn about a $3billion lawsuit -- they went away for Xmas, and we couldn't reach them. Too bad."

      I suspect that it's all part of the Plan. SCO's discovery demands are ridiculous--unless of course you buy SCO's extreme interpretation of what comprises "derivative works." SCO's persistent refusal to come up with any real support for their accusations puts the judge in a difficult position. SCO almost seems to be daring the judge to dismiss the case. But by doing so without ruling upon the validity of SCO's interpretation of copyright law (which the judge cannot do without hearing arguments) provides grounds for an appeal. I figure that SCO wants to lose this round. SCO's stock will fall sharply. And the principals who have been unloading SCO at a healthy profit will turn around and buy it back at rock-bottom prices.

      Then there will be an appeal, and another barrage of press releases, the stock will go up again, and they'll sell again. Perhaps they'll even make it to the Supreme Court, and be able to run the whole churn their stock a third time.

      On the other hand, perhaps some judge will actually allow SCO's discovery demands. With that much information to fish in, chances are that they can find something that IBM did improperly, and that they can use to shake down IBM for a settlement.

    17. Re:last ditch effort before their plan blows up by White+Floyd · · Score: 1

      How's the dog doing, White? I haven't seen little Plaid in quite a while.

      The dog's doing fine.
      You know, there are occasionally nights when I really wish you were here. But then reality kicks in and I realize that's just a post war dream.

    18. Re:last ditch effort before their plan blows up by Sabalon · · Score: 1

      SSSTTTTTOOOOOPPPPP!!!!!

      This is getting real bad. I think I wanna go home.

    19. Re:last ditch effort before their plan blows up by geschild · · Score: 1

      You heard the 'Division Bell' ring, I'm sure... (It wants its 1994 back.)

      Besides, your relationship suffered the 'Final Cut' years ago after you both had a 'Momentary lapse of reason'.

      Enough already! ;-)

      --
      Karma? What's that again?
  5. My nomination by GnrlFajita · · Score: 4, Funny

    This press release contains forward-looking statements regarding SCO's lawsuit against Novell.. . . These forward- looking statements are subject to risks and uncertainties including, without limitation, the risk that SCO may not be successful in its claims against Novell and that the pursuit of protections for SCO's copyrights will require the expenditure of resources and may result in further litigation.


    They have my nomination for understatement of the year (& it's only January). Second, anyone?

    It's a bad sign when you start putting disclaimers in your press releases.
    --
    When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained.
    Mark Twain
    1. Re:My nomination by Space+cowboy · · Score: 1

      Aye. Gets my vote.

      Simon

      --
      Physicists get Hadrons!
    2. Re:My nomination by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >It's a bad sign when you start putting disclaimers in your press releases.

      Ok, find me _one_ press release that doesn't have a disclaimer.
      They all do. What a stupid comment.

    3. Re:My nomination by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      When you get a chance take a look at their previous press releases. None of those had anything that was even similar to this.

    4. Re:My nomination by Roofus · · Score: 5, Funny

      Alright, then I nominate the next paragraph for OVERSTATEMENT OF THE YEAR

      The SCO Group (Nasdaq: SCOX - News) helps millions of customers in more than 82 countries to grow their businesses everyday. Headquartered in Lindon, Utah, SCO has a worldwide network of more than 11,000 resellers and 4,000 developers. SCO Global Services provides reliable localized support and services to partners and customers. For more information on SCO products and services, visit http://www.sco.com

    5. Re:My nomination by aridhol · · Score: 1
      It's a bad sign when you start putting disclaimers in your press releases.
      I think it may be a legal requirement. It's something that can affect stock prices, but it's not something that's already happened; therefore it's a forward-looking statement (we think we'll win this), but they can't guarantee the result.
      --
      I can't say that I don't give a fuck. I've just run out of fuck to give.
    6. Re:My nomination by GnrlFajita · · Score: 1

      So they do. Learn something new everyday.

      --
      When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained.
      Mark Twain
    7. Re:My nomination by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      boilerplate disclaimer language...

      When used in this website, the words "expects," anticipates," "believes," "estimates" and similar expressions are intended to identify forward-looking statements within the meaning of Section 27A of the Securities Act of 1933, as amended, and Section 21E of the Securities Exchange Act of 1934, as amended. Such forward-looking statements, are subject to risks and uncertainties and include the following statements concerning as the potential for further price erosion of the Company's products; additional cancellation of orders in the Company's backlog; continuing slowdown in the electronics industry; further decreased demand and increased competitive environment for the Company's products, including, without limitation, obsolescence of the Company's products; continued accumulation of excess inventory and price erosion or obsolescence of existing inventory, any of which may result in additional charges against the Company's earnings;

      In other words, this may all sound good but could go all to hell if things don't pan out. Don't come crying to us if you bet your life savings on anything we promised in this press release. Pretty standard stuff -- they _all_ do it.

      It is pretty funny though.

      This press release contains forward-looking statements regarding SCO's lawsuit against Novell.. . . These forward- looking statements are subject to risks and uncertainties including, without limitation, the risk that SCO may not be successful in its claims against Novell and that the pursuit of protections for SCO's copyrights will require the expenditure of resources and may result in further litigation, and that Darl will implode from the pressure of all the bullshit he has to manufacture on a daily basis.

    8. Re:My nomination by shystershep · · Score: 1

      I'll second that.

      --
      The bigotry of the nonbeliever is for me nearly as funny as the bigotry of the believer. - Albert Einstein
    9. Re:My nomination by ccwaterz · · Score: 1

      Hmmm... same disclaimer I always see in pump-and-dump spams.

    10. Re:My nomination by sdcharle · · Score: 1

      Should have said 'grow their legal departments', sorry. Remember, just because we don't like it, don't think kids in law school aren't salivating over this brave new world Darl et al are creating for them.

    11. Re:My nomination by EvilTwinSkippy · · Score: 1

      Hell, the Columbian drug cartels say the same thing!

      --
      "Learning is not compulsory... neither is survival."
      --Dr.W.Edwards Deming
    12. Re:My nomination by teeker · · Score: 4, Informative

      SCO has a worldwide network of more than 11,000 resellers

      You know I believe that...it's just that none of them sell anything. I just had some consultant buy me lunch and she was telling me about how they are resellers for a whole bunch of companies including SCO. I asked her what the deal was with SCO to see what they are telling their resellers...she said they are not really talking much to anybody about anything, and her company (one of the bigger independent IT outsourcing companies in the midwest) hasn't sold a single SCO product in over a year. She said from her chair, she wouldn't notice if they fell off the face of the earth.

      I thought that was kind of funny....and kind of telling.

      --
      teeker
    13. Re:My nomination by Darth · · Score: 1

      The SCO Group (Nasdaq: SCOX - News) helps millions of customers in more than 82 countries to grow their businesses everyday.

      you're just misreading this statement.
      "their" is intended to mean SCO's businesses.

      that's what the lawsuits and licensing schemes are all about....helping millions of customers grow SCO's litigation and licensing businesses.

      --
      Darth --
      Nil Mortifi, Sine Lucre
    14. Re:My nomination by gcaseye6677 · · Score: 1

      I hope you have also posted this comment in the Yahoo Finance SCOX message board. Its very telling for anyone who might be thinking about buying some SCO shares. Also, you could get some great responses from some of those "Strong Buy" trolls.

    15. Re:My nomination by robogun · · Score: 1
      She said .. her company (one of the bigger independent IT outsourcing companies in the midwest) hasn't sold a single SCO product in over a year. She said from her chair, she wouldn't notice if they fell off the face of the earth.

      I hope she's ready for a lawsuit from SCO demanding damages for underperformance, breach of contract, litigous libel, slander, unintentional infliction of emotional distress... etc... etc...

    16. Re:My nomination by Delphiki · · Score: 1

      If you replace the word customers with lawyers, it's just about right I think.

      --

      Feel free to mod me "-1 - Angry Jerk".

    17. Re:My nomination by Random+BedHead+Ed · · Score: 1
      That's a good overstatement. But how about this one:

      Novell's false and misleading representations that it owns the UNIX and UnixWare copyrights has caused SCO irreparable harm to its copyrights, its business, and its reputation.

      Yeah, right: SCO's pristine reputation is tarnished ... from THIS day forward? Those litigious bastards ...

    18. Re:My nomination by dogas · · Score: 1

      More than 82 countries, eh?

      so... 83?

      --
      'When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.' -HST
    19. Re:My nomination by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Talk about understatments. This is like a stupid toy poodle attacking a German shepherd. Its going to get bloody. The downside is, the judge is not going to give them anything. Much less summary judgment. What it may do is cause basic facts in other cases to be arguable since this case is in court over basic ownership of copyrights. It may just slow down everything else leaving this stupid morass to last for months longer than necessary, spreading FUD. SCO shysters will run around in little circles trying to use these multiple lawsuits to slowdown or halt others. They may be tring to become such pests that somebody buys 'em out just to get this over with in this decade.

    20. Re:My nomination by Desert+Raven · · Score: 1

      Actually, that was a typo, they actually meant "more than 82 counties".

    21. Re:My nomination by goodie3shoes · · Score: 1

      Wait a minute...you had a woman buy you lunch??!!! I want your job!

      --
      BSA: "Would you like a free Software Audit"? me: "No, thanks. My software is all Free".
    22. Re:My nomination by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I agree. Every time I see this millions of customers crap I want to vomit. If they have millions of customers, apparently they sell each one about ten bucks a year according to the revenue figures they put out.

  6. SCO... by Aardpig · · Score: 0

    ...is it whack, or is it whack?

    --
    Tubal-Cain smokes the white owl.
    1. Re:SCO... by NanoGator · · Score: 1

      "...is it whack, or is it whack?"

      I only want to hear one more whack.

      --
      "Derp de derp."
  7. Most important case by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This case will be their most important case, if they lose this they don't have a case against IBM anymore either (if they ever did)

    1. Re:Most important case by e6003 · · Score: 5, Interesting

      By suing they have effectively lost it IMO. If you read the Asset Purchase Agreement over at Groklaw, it's fairly clear that Novell is correct. Also Novell has claimed in the past that SCO has asked them to transfer the copyrights, but they (Novell) refused. If they can bring hard evidence of this out (and I would bet they can) then that proves SCO knew Novell retained the copyrights. Also look out for the Novell counter-suit about SCO's actions in claiming the Novell acquisition of SuSE violated the non-competition portions of the (old) SCO-Novell contract. Novell have played a vital role over the past few months in hastening SCO's demise. If SCO hadn't sued Novell they would still not get the UNIX copyrights. SCO can't win this one either way, much as they can't win the IBM suit. Ha ha.

    2. Re:Most important case by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Unless they try the Chewbacca defense.

    3. Re:Most important case by DashEvil · · Score: 1

      The line 'It just doesn't make any sense.' fits SCO's case REALLY well.

      --
      -If God wanted people to be better than me, he would have made them that way.
  8. funding by mrjive · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I don't know how SCO possibly hopes to sustain another lawsuit, with the IBM one and all the counter-suits against them still pending. They have basically no cash flow (and their SEC filings confirm) that they probably won't see any additional revenue this quarter.

    Looks like another publicity ploy to divert attention from the amended S3 filings they made last week that announced all the risks they "forgot about" in the original filing.

    --
    If you can't beat them, arrange to have them beaten. -George Carlin
    1. Re:funding by igrp · · Score: 5, Informative
      SCO - providing entertainment for first year law students, day after day.

      Funny thing is, a friend of mine actually does use some of the documents SCO filed to point out common, silly mistakes to his class, which in fact consists mostly of first year law students.

      Ah, what would we be doing all day long without Darl the Bride and his litigation clown department..?

    2. Re:funding by Jaywalk · · Score: 1
      I don't know how SCO possibly hopes to sustain another lawsuit
      They have no choice. They've been hoping to scare companies into buying their licenses to avoid a lawsuit, but if they do that now any lawyer in the country will tell the judge, "Look at the Novell suit, SCO might not own this stuff anyway." If that happens just once, it will set a precedent for every other case to wait for the resolution of the Novell case, which could take years.

      Besides, Boies and company might just be on a retainer to handle all the legal stuff, including this. They've got a stake in seeing SCO sold, not crushed.

      --
      ===== Murphy's Law is recursive. =====
    3. Re:funding by fermion · · Score: 1
      I think funding is the issue.

      There is now a significant likelihood that the judge will be forced to throw out the SCO v IBM case due to non compliance by SCO. There goes the billion dollars.

      Novell is making noises that SCO is in breach of contract. Unlike SCO, whose noises are mostly PR flack, Novell is actually in a position to go to court and get a retraining order against SCO.

      Novell is asserting that SCO owes Novell 95% of all those millions of dollars in licensing fees received in the SCO extortion campaign. Novell could get a court to freeze assets to cover such fess. This would be an especially critical blow because it might leave the law firm exposed.

      At this point this lawsuit is in the best interest of the lawyers and probably SCO. It puts them in more control of the fight. It has at least the possibility of making them the owner of the UNIX property. It forces Novell to immediately prove points that they may not be in an immediate position to prove. Most importantly, it lets the market knows that SCO is going to fight for the big payoff, which encourages the gamblers to hold onto their lottery tickets.

      --
      "She's a scientist and a lesbian. She's not going to let it slide." Orphan Black
    4. Re:funding by r00zky · · Score: 1

      They bought the "10 lawsuits for the price of 9" pack from their lawyers

      --
      I'm a chainsmokin' alcoholic sociopath, so-ci-o-path
    5. Re:funding by Dunark · · Score: 2, Insightful

      ...Novell is asserting that SCO owes Novell 95% of all those millions of dollars in licensing fees received in the SCO extortion campaign. ...

      Yeah, and Boies has a contract that says he gets 20%. That means SCO has to pay out 115% of all the "license fees" they collect.

    6. Re:funding by wkitchen · · Score: 1

      Maybe Microsoft will just have to find an urgent need to license some more of SCO's valuable IP, or to add a few more years to their existing license(s). MS has nearly as much to gain from Novell's misfortune as from that of IBM and the Linux community. That seems to be the case for everyone SCO has attacked so far.

    7. Re:funding by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      SCO probably can get more money from mickeysoft just about any time it needs it.

      Here's how it can happen:

      MS "invests" 50 million USD in some other small company on its last legs. The nearly-dead company's fat cats (CEO, etc.) rake off 40% or so for their personal use, then turn the rest over to SCO "in exchange for Linux IP licenses", or simply as an "investment".

      Before long, the inevitable happens and the little company dies. The little people who work(ed) or invested their savings there go home and cry, but former management goes home M$ rich.

      Sound anything like the SCO story itself?

    8. Re:funding by platypus · · Score: 1

      Yeah, and Boies has a contract that says he gets 20%.

      Arguably, since SCO contractually has to transfer the full 100% to Novell, and then gets then 5% back, one could argue that Boies would only get 20% of 5% == 1%. I'd like to see that happen.

  9. Lie detector glasses by Delirium+Tremens · · Score: 5, Funny

    Now, finally, a good test case for the Lie Detector Glasses for sceptical Slashdot readers!

    1. Re:Lie detector glasses by eddy · · Score: 5, Funny

      You mean it is in fact a lip-moving detector?

      Geek: "Please speak into this, Darl."
      Darl: "We own th..."
      Speech-Synthesizer: LIAR! LIAR!

      --
      Belief is the currency of delusion.
    2. Re:Lie detector glasses by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You'll be real happy when all they tell you is that Darl & Co really really like you Sally Fields style.

    3. Re:Lie detector glasses by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yup, using this with Darls Picture gave me a score of 9999%&"$[buffer overflow]

    4. Re:Lie detector glasses by Carnildo · · Score: 1

      Now, finally, a good test case for the Lie Detector Glasses for sceptical Slashdot readers!

      And the glasses show "green"!

      --
      "They redundantly repeated themselves over and over again incessantly without end ad infinitum" -- ibid.
    5. Re:Lie detector glasses by grub · · Score: 1


      Man, that is some serious hair gel.

      --
      Trolling is a art,
    6. Re:Lie detector glasses by EvilTwinSkippy · · Score: 3, Funny

      Ah hell, detecting lye is easy. A decent Ph meter and a spectrscope... oh. Lie detector. Doesn't that use a gyroscope to detect the prone position?

      --
      "Learning is not compulsory... neither is survival."
      --Dr.W.Edwards Deming
    7. Re:Lie detector glasses by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Now, finally, a good test case for the Lie Detector Glasses"... themselves a good candidate for the vapourware awards...

    8. Re:Lie detector glasses by cgenman · · Score: 5, Funny

      Agent: Do you hold a grudge against Linus Torvalds?

      Daryl: No!

      Machine: -Bzzp-

      Daryl: Alright, alright, I do. But I did buy the rights to System V from Novell!

      Machine: *Ding!*

      Agent: He checks out. OK, Daryl, you're free to go.

      Daryl: Good, cause I got a hot date tonight.

      Machine: -Bzzp-

      Daryl: A date.

      Machine: -Bzzp-

      Daryl: Dinner with a friend.

      Machine: -Bzzp-

      Daryl: Dinner alone.

      Machine: -Bzzp-

      Daryl: Watching tv alone.

      Machine: -Bzzp-

      Daryl: AlRIGHT, I'm going to sit at home and oggle the ladies in the Victoria's Secret Catalogue.

      Machine: -Bzzp-

      Daryl: ...Sears Catalogue.

      Machine: *Ding!*

      Daryl: Now will you unHOOK this already please, I don't deserve this kind of shabby treatment.

      Machine: -Bzzp-

    9. Re:Lie detector glasses by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      For the love of GOD, "Daryl" is not an insult, and the man's fucking name is DARL.

      How can you spell someone's name wrong when it's plastered in front of you 100 times a day on Slashdot? I mean, I could understand if you couldn't spell John Jacob Jingleheimerschmidt, or if you wrote about Dimtry Skylarov (sic x2), but for FUCK's sake, it's only four letters.

      You'd think Slashdot readers, of all people, could remember that Darl is a four letter word.

      P.S: Apart from that annoying point, your post was highly amusing.

    10. Re:Lie detector glasses by LaszarusLhong · · Score: 1

      Funny, but stolen straight from the Simpsons. Moe Sizlak, I believe.

      Cheers,

      Lasz

    11. Re:Lie detector glasses by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't you know that gyroscopes are for detecting greek sandwiches?

    12. Re:Lie detector glasses by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      You'd think Slashdot readers, of all people, could remember that Darl is a four letter word.
      So I should
      's/Darl/Darn/g'
      in mixed company?
  10. SCO states that... by canfirman · · Score: 5, Insightful
    Novell has made false statements with the intent to cause customers and potential customers to not do business with SCO.

    Now, that's the pot calling the kettle "black".

    --
    It is not our abilities that show what we truly are... it is our choices.
    1. Re:SCO states that... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Speaking of pots and kettles, SCO should be forbidden from ever accusing anyone of doing something in bad faith.

    2. Re:SCO states that... by BamaPookie · · Score: 1

      Shouldn't it be "SCO has made false statements with the intent to cause customers and potential customers to not do business with SCO."?

  11. Intellectual Property = Document Not Found by kisrael · · Score: 4, Funny
    Heh. I followed that "failing product line" link for a lark. Then on the side bar I clicked the "Intellectual Property" link...

    Document Not Found
    To find the document you're looking for, please see our company sitemap

    Figures.
    --
    SO YOU'RE GOING TO DIE: The Comic for Dealing with Death
    1. Re:Intellectual Property = Document Not Found by a_timid_mouse · · Score: 0, Redundant

      That's absolutely hilarious! ROFL! I tried the link too and got the same thing.

    2. Re: Intellectual Property = Document Not Found by Black+Parrot · · Score: 5, Funny


      > Heh. I followed that "failing product line" link for a lark. Then on the side bar I clicked the "Intellectual Property" link...

      Document Not Found
      To find the document you're looking for, please see our company sitemap
      > Figures.

      Did you look on the IBM site? Maybe they stole the IP document along with the source code...

      --
      Sheesh, evil *and* a jerk. -- Jade
    3. Re: Intellectual Property = Document Not Found by Net_Wakker · · Score: 1
      Did you look on the IBM site? Maybe they stole the IP document along with the source code..

      Fuck. You, too, made me spill some real nice calvados.
    4. Re: Intellectual Property = Document Not Found by sik0fewl · · Score: 1

      Yes! You're right! Looky here.

      View -> Page Source if you don't believe me. The evidence is all there. IBM are thieves!

      --
      I remember when legal used to mean lawful, now it means some kind of loophole. - Leo Kessler
    5. Re: Intellectual Property = Document Not Found by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Quick! Call the FBI!

      "Well, looky-here, boys. 10.10.0.1, huh? Looks like IBM's stolen SCO's ENTIRE INTERNAL NETWORK!"

    6. Re: Intellectual Property = Document Not Found by Pharmboy · · Score: 1

      Fuck. You, too, made me spill some real nice calvados.

      Fuck. You couldn't have just said "French apple brandy" and saved me the trip to dictionary.com? ;)

      --
      Tequila: It's not just for breakfast anymore!
    7. Re: Intellectual Property = Document Not Found by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      that word is also in wordnet, which is only an 'apt-get install' away (for example, with 'dict' to query it).

    8. Re: Intellectual Property = Document Not Found by Pharmboy · · Score: 1

      that word is also in wordnet, which is only an 'apt-get install' away (for example, with 'dict' to query it).

      Except I'm on my XP laptop. I have cygwin installed, but I don't think it will work ;)

      --
      Tequila: It's not just for breakfast anymore!
    9. Re: Intellectual Property = Document Not Found by Net_Wakker · · Score: 1

      Hey, you've just learned a new word :-)
      Besides, I refuse to call a 20 year old, double-distilled, cask-strength calvados "french apple brandy," even though technically it is.

  12. A press-relase? by Lispy · · Score: 1

    A press-release? From SCO? You m-u-s-t be kidding me...

  13. When did SCO change their business model... by m3j00 · · Score: 0, Redundant

    ...from software to litigation?

    1. Re:When did SCO change their business model... by happyfrogcow · · Score: 1

      sometime around last may, judging by the stock graphs

    2. Re:When did SCO change their business model... by Welsh+Dwarf · · Score: 1

      About 11 mounths ago...

      --
      Ask 8 slackers a question, get 10 awnsers (a citation, but I can't remember from who)
  14. SCO sueing someone? by Sneakabout · · Score: 0, Redundant

    Inconceivable!!!

    --
    Sneakabout is a mysterious figure, having done too much mathematics.
    1. Re:SCO sueing someone? by tommck · · Score: 1

      Is that a Princess Bride quote?

      --
      ---- It puts the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again. It does this whenever it's told.
    2. Re:SCO sueing someone? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sounds like it.

  15. What evidence? by Neurotoxic666 · · Score: 0

    Gosh. Weren't they supposed to provide evidence for their case against IBM first? What evidence do they have now against Novell? Will we know only next year when yet another judge gives SCO more time to prove their point?

    --
    You are more than the sum of what you consume. Desire is not an occupation.
    1. Re:What evidence? by dafz1 · · Score: 1

      In three months, the judge will set the end for discovery. Novell will say, They didn't give us what we wanted. The judge will rule compelling SCO to give Novell what they want or SCO will be held in contempt. At the end of this time period, SCO will say we need Novell to respond to our requests before we can respond to their requests.


      Sound familiar?


      I'm surprised that Novell didn't do something sooner. According to the purchase agreement, SCO had to provide Novell with all of the licensing information for royalties to be paid, which SCO failed to do since early 2003(late 2002?). So, Novell started an audit, which, from what I saw in the letters, SCO still didn't respond. At least Novell won't have to worry about any SCO sales since the time period covered by the audit.

  16. BSA? by onyxruby · · Score: 5, Interesting

    How long until the BSA starts conducting raids on businesses without SCO "liceneses"? By the BSA's standards, unlicensed software will get you audited, and they like to bring in their pet cops to do these raids. Novell lawsuit is probably good though as it will help force closure on the great IP landgrab on the century.

    1. Re:BSA? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thing about the BSA is that they're a purely civil organization. The government has NOTHING to do with them. So anyone that falls under their "wrath" is just caving into the pressure of another civil organization.

    2. Re:BSA? by Misch · · Score: 5, Informative

      Unlikeley, as SCO is not a Business Software Alliance member

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    3. Re:BSA? by onyxruby · · Score: 2, Informative

      Unfortunately they have a nasty habit of getting law enforcement to do their audits when their demand for proof of compliance is turned down. Knew someone who suffered such a raid once, cops treated it like a major drug bust (only found minor piddly stuff like a zipmagic by the way). Business was shut down, and heads rolled. Fact is they should never be able to get law enforcement into what should be a purely civil matter, but they do anyways.

    4. Re:BSA? by onyxruby · · Score: 2, Insightful

      For how long though, I can't imagine that standing. Especially since BSA isn't exactly known for enforcing licenses for free software. BSA would love to sink their teeth in this. People using GPL'd software go the very root of their existance.

    5. Re:BSA? by shagar_z · · Score: 1

      Naw next is RIAA style busts running into the work place and telling them to hand over the equipment that has non licenced SCO IP on it ;P

    6. Re:BSA? by minkeyboodle · · Score: 3, Insightful

      What do the Boy Scouts of America have to do with this? I guess they could roast SCO over an open fire. Or even better, they could tie them up with a bunch of cool knots.

    7. Re:BSA? by MuParadigm · · Score: 4, Funny


      Maybe Bill will buy Darl a membership for Valentine's Day.

    8. Re:BSA? by deviator · · Score: 1

      BSA is a marketing (PR) organization that uses light intimidation & fear tactics to force companies to comply with licensing.

      SCO is a marketing organization that uses heavy intimidation & fear tactics to force companies to comply with (falsified) licensing requirements.

      The BSA, as much as I hate them & their tactics, actually have a valid reason to exist but have no legal authority.

      Therefore, the BSA would probably have nothing to do with SCO, as their claims about IP rights are dubious at best. Would companies like Microsoft and Autodesk (BSA members) want to be _visibly_ associated with a company that has become so hated so quickly such as SCO? Probably not good PR.

    9. Re:BSA? by ManoMarks · · Score: 1

      Ah yes, the storm troopers of the Boy Scouts of America will be coming to your doors, seeking Linux products and homosexuals to expel from their ranks.

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    10. Re:BSA? by ottffssent · · Score: 1

      If the BSA shows up

      You simply ask them to come back tomorrow with statements, on company letterhead, signed by the CEO and/or head corporate counsel, expressly permitting the BSA to act on their behalf on matters related to copyright infringement.

      If hell freezes over (if it's anywhere near here, it might well) and they *do* come back, mention a little something about warrants, probable cause, search and seisure laws, and how they don't apply to private citizens. Though tresspass laws do.

      Then escort them off your property.

      With a shotgun, if you're incorporated in Texas:)

    11. Re:BSA? by Billly+Gates · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Shit!

      Do not give SCO any idea's. Darl McBride reads /. himself regularly. Seriously.

      If anything would kill Linux raids surely would. Non techie VP's would not care what the outcome of the case is. All they know is the IT director who installed Linux needs to be fired.

      Microsoft is funding SCO and they are a member of teh BSA. They could easily arrange something. It would not supprise me.

    12. Re:BSA? by abertoll · · Score: 1

      Considering IBM is a policy member...

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    13. Re:BSA? by stor · · Score: 0

      And exactly what has my old try-hard Apple II cracking group "Big Shafts Association" got to do with this?

      Cheers
      Stor
      p.s. We rocked. No really we did, honest...

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    14. Re:BSA? by FurryFeet · · Score: 1

      You mean Darlll McBride, don't you Billly?

    15. Re:BSA? by fleck_99_99 · · Score: 1
      Darl McBride reads ./ himself regularly.
      Really? Sweet. Hi Darl. You suck. Love, me.
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    16. Re:BSA? by djtripp · · Score: 1

      What the heck does SCO and BSA have in common besides 3 letter acronyms? Last time I heard of a BSA raid, it involved a naughty scoutmaster who should be put in jail.

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  17. Future SCO story headlines by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    SCO sues Michael Jackson for touching their code

    SCO sues God over use of their code on Earth

    SCO sues SCO over use of SCO name

    1. Re:Future SCO story headlines by inode_buddha · · Score: 0, Offtopic
      You forgot one:

      Michael Jackson catches Rare Disease (TM), death imminent.

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  18. GPL Issues (this is /., we're all lawyers here :) by com_64_dejour · · Score: 4, Interesting

    The FSF and the kernel hackers could have a field day with SCO right now. This, along with the aborted attempt to sell binary run-time licences that restrict rights in a similar fashion, may be exactly the mistakes the GNU/Linux copyright owners have been waiting for. I'm pretty sure SCO's public statements about the invalidity of the GPL, combined with the GPL's own statements that any disagreement over the terms of GPL-code distribution kicks the whole package back to standard copyright and thus makes SCO's own continued distribution illegal as hell, will make this case a laugher. For all of SCO's claims that the GPL is anti-copyright and unconstitutional, the licence itself makes clear that if the conditions can't be fulfilled or the licence is found to be unenforceable, standard copyright law applies--which means, unfortunately for SCO, the code they're trying to distribute is not automatically public domain, and thus they have no right to distribute any code they can't claim direct ownership for. It just means the authors would have to come up with another way to licence their code, either collectively or individually--and SCO would be in no position to make demands. Someday, you're going to die. Get over it.

  19. sco can... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    SCO can kiss my shiny metal ass.

  20. Get real ... by El+Cubano · · Score: 5, Funny

    SCO to IBM: "Hold on a sec while I go and steal something from this guy so I can say you stole it from me."

    I bet that will fly.

  21. The article calls SCO... by rhetoric · · Score: 4, Funny

    ..."a leading provider of UNIX-based solutions"

    BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH. Funny one PR... funny..

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    1. Re:The article calls SCO... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Leading yes. but where to?

    2. Re:The article calls SCO... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Probably leading the lemmings to the edge of the cliff.

  22. SCO will last a long long time. by Saven+Marek · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I think SCO is in this for a long time, and they won't go away. Judging by 2003 and the last month's efforts, they will stick about and sue anyone and everything vaguely related to them.

    And when their stock finally takes a plummet back under a dollar... they'll sue their investors and anyone who ever traded on them!

    I guess it's a smart move by them to get in first before Novell acted. If Novell had acted in suing SCO for claiming to own Novell's UNIX when they didn't, it would give the worldwide impression that SCO is using IP illegally. As SCO has taken the first step of taking legal action against Novell, it now looks all the more (even if only to the clown troup of DiDio and Deutschebank) like SCO is the one working to protect THEIR ip.

    1. Re:SCO will last a long long time. by red+floyd · · Score: 5, Informative

      Except that this Friday is Judgement Day #1. If IBM isn't happy with SCO's discovery replies (and based on what I've seen -- see Declaration of Ryan Tibbets -- they won't be), SCO will be in very hot water, because it could be seen as a violation of a court order.

      Disclaimer: IANAL, nor do I play one on TV.

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    2. Re:SCO will last a long long time. by Lispy · · Score: 3, Funny

      Hey, but..but...it was Christmas! How could they possibly deliver? ;-)

    3. Re:SCO will last a long long time. by happyfrogcow · · Score: 2, Funny

      they might be around a while. which is why I plan on starting a company called SCOware, which will sell tupperware like containers with penguins embossed in their lids. I will market them as the best containers to hold vapor. Then when SCO comes by to sue me for copyright infringement or anything else, i'll countersue for making the public think I have something to do with SCO the "software company". surely it's libel, defamation of character, or something! I mean, sheesh, if the lawsuit brought upon me by SCO makes people think I ever did business with SCO, then I'd lose business.

      SCOware Vaporware. "Fill 'er up with a Gallon o' Steam!"(tm)

    4. Re:SCO will last a long long time. by JordanH · · Score: 1
      • If IBM isn't happy with SCO's discovery replies...

      It won't be up to IBM, it'll be up to the Judge, but based on what I've seen...

      • SCO will be in very hot water, because it could be seen as a violation of a court order.

      Couldn't have said it better myself.

    5. Re:SCO will last a long long time. by Saven+Marek · · Score: 4, Insightful

      > SCO will be in very hot water, because it could be seen as
      > a violation of a court order.

      But is there anything that can be done to SCO directly when it comes to violating a court order? What's the worst? a fine? the case is kicked out? They'll still keep suing and litigating and making press releases until there's no more money to do so, or they're forced to shut up about their claims by whatever part of the legal system can do so. So far they've played very close to the edge with respect to real legal action, and it's all been "we are going to sue" and "we have a licence ready to sell" and "you will need indemnification", but they haven't done more than that. So far, that's all press release, but it's a very effective way of spreading FUD, and they can keep that up for a long time.

      The cynic in me believes that when January 23 comes around and SCO haven't fully complied with the court order, the judge will nevertheless grant them some leeway, and it'll be another few months until SCO has to again cough anything up. They'll keep up the press releases in the meantime, for sure.

    6. Re:SCO will last a long long time. by stwrtpj · · Score: 1
      If IBM isn't happy with SCO's discovery replies (and based on what I've seen -- see Declaration of Ryan Tibbets -- they won't be), SCO will be in very hot water, because it could be seen as a violation of a court order.

      This could very well be why they filed this suit.

      Think about it. SCO claims Novell caused them "irreparable harm" in attempting to assert their copyrights. Perhaps SCO is seeing the writing on the wall with regards to the IBM case. They figure that they now have a good chance of losing the IBM lawsuit, so what better way to recoup the loss by suing someone else? In other words: "We're going to lose the suit, and it's all Novell's fault, so we're going to make them pay."

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    7. Re:SCO will last a long long time. by zulux · · Score: 1

      The only reason we have the rights we have is that people just like us died to gain those rights. -- Cheerio Boy

      I like the quote.. but just a thought:

      Our natural state is to have rights - the freedom of speach, life, self-defence, liberty, etc.

      It's only opressors who hinder us in the ability to excercise those rights: so in reality, we can't fight to gain rights, we fight to be able to express those "inaliable" rights.

      We are naturally born with our rights - we only have to fight the people who atempt to hinder us.

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    8. Re:SCO will last a long long time. by RKThoadan · · Score: 1

      Certainly it's better from a PR point of view, but they will have the burden of proof in court, making it more difficult (at least in theory). Not that I really think they expect to win any of thier legal battles.

      I really hope Novell comes up with some good products soon, I'm really wanting to support them for all the wonderful ways they've thrown a wrench in SCOX's plans. Of course, if they manage to get thier 95% of Microsofts "investment" that might help.

    9. Re:SCO will last a long long time. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The rules of evidence are clearcut: Catch 22 situations are not allowed, as discovery is designed to define a start, and an endpoint for fishing expeditions.

      Specificity is absent. Maybe the lawyers can be referred to the bar association for not doing what is required on time, after one fairly stiff reminder.

      Lawyers loose half their cases, are wrong 50% of the time. Tantrum throwing must be a contemporary courtroom tactic.

    10. Re:SCO will last a long long time. by __past__ · · Score: 1

      Right, nobody could have expected there to be holidays in december. This is obviously an evil plan of IBM/Novell/GNU/Eric Raymond to make SCO look back. Or rather - I'd recommend they sue Bun Bun, but that may be tricky given recent events and the fact that he cannot be found right now.

    11. Re:SCO will last a long long time. by schon · · Score: 1

      They figure that they now have a good chance of losing the IBM lawsuit, so what better way to recoup the loss by suing someone else? In other words: "We're going to lose the suit, and it's all Novell's fault, so we're going to make them pay."

      Not quite..

      Most probably the Novell lawsuit is an attempt to delay discovery..

      They knew all along that they have no case against IBM - and since IBM is asking for their alleged infringing code, they can say "We believe we own it, but someone else is contesting our ownership - put this case on hold until that one is sorted out."

      We'll see on Friday if that is indeed the case.

    12. Re:SCO will last a long long time. by efflux · · Score: 1
      we can't fight to gain rights, we fight to be able to express those "inaliable" rights.

      Aha! But we can fight to make someone percieve that a claimed right is an inalienable right. When you get down to it, what *is* an inalienable right beside a matter of perspective?

      In this light, an "inalienable right" is an oxymoron as anyone can certainly "alienate" it through a different world-view.

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    13. Re:SCO will last a long long time. by gcaseye6677 · · Score: 1

      This sounds like the most likely scenario to me too. Fortunately, I think the judge in the IBM case will be too smart to buy it. Judges don't like it when you file a case and don't know what you own, but are clearly on a fishing expedition.

    14. Re:SCO will last a long long time. by HiThere · · Score: 1

      Two possibilities spring to mind:
      1) The SCO case is thrown out of court, while the IBM case goes forwards
      2) The SCO corporate officers are thrown in jail under indefinite sentence for contempt of court. (That basically means, the judge lets you out when she feels like it. I believe there's no rule saying that it must be less than 50 years...but she probably has to let you out before she can retire. It's a bad option, and you don't want to go there.)

      Also possible are disbarment proceedings against the lawyers involved in the case, if the case appears sufficiently worthless.

      Now since the judge at the Jan. 23 hearing is merely the magisterial judge, she may well need permission of the trial judge to adopt some of the more extreme terms possible here. But she could. And she might arrange (have arranged?) to schedule a hearing before him by next Monday, with her written (and pre approved) recommendation.

      Or there might be a lot of stuff in those papers that just weren't released publically. It's not clear what it could be, or how it could be responsive, but it MIGHT be. We can't yet know. For certain.

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    15. Re:SCO will last a long long time. by HiThere · · Score: 1

      N.B.: IANAL

      I'm fairly sure I got some of the terms wrong in the prior post, but I'm also reasonably certain that those are drastic, but realistic, possibilities.

      (I got this mainly from GrokLaw around the 12th, if you want to see what those more knowledgeable actually thought.)

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    16. Re:SCO will last a long long time. by Ohreally_factor · · Score: 4, Informative

      The worst that can happen to SCO for violating a court order is pretty damaging. Their case against IBM can be "dismissed with prejudice". The counter-suit IBM has against SCO will continue, and SCO will be severely hampered in litigating against anyone else based on the same grounds as the IBM case.

      Watch IBM put forth a motion to dismiss.

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    17. Re:SCO will last a long long time. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You have the inalienable right to shut the fuck up.

    18. Re:SCO will last a long long time. by Brandybuck · · Score: 1

      I'm a "natural rights" guy. I believe in unalienable natural rights. But the world doesn't work that way, and I know it. The world works on the principle of "might makes right." All rights are based on might in reality. Your right to free speech, no matter how unalienable, means nothing if a 300 pound thug is sitting on your chest wrapping your head in duct tape so you can't speak.

      The entire history of political freedom has been the gradual re-organization of society to apportion "might" to the "meek", so that right perceived as unalienable are backed by sufficient might to legitimize them. In feudal Europe the peasants did not have the right of free speech because all might was held by the nobility. But this might has been diluted and dispersed over time. Today we have freedom of speech, not because it's undeniably ours, but because our current political systems gives us a measure of "might" at the voting booth. There's nothing stopping the government from removing the right of free speech, except our voting might. And that voting might is backed only by our collective force (we outnumber the government).

      Which is why the second ammendment is the ultimate right. It is the final check and balance against the government. It is a statement saying "we the people can replace our government if necessary." Let's say in two years that Bush or Dean or Kerry or whoever is president decides to abolish free speech. The supreme court rolls over. Congress plays along. The states desirous of highway funds accept it. We attempt to vote the bastards out, but they ignore it. What recourse do we have in this extreme situation? None other than the fact that we still possess firearms.

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    19. Re:SCO will last a long long time. by 16K+Ram+Pack · · Score: 1

      Well, the other SCO (Santa Claus Operation) managed just fine ;)

    20. Re:SCO will last a long long time. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ... and that is not enough. the government is mightier - will always be. it's better organized in the first place.

      anyway, that's the 'best-case scenario' for losing rights. they try to brute-force it, people get up in arms. it will never happen though. what is more likely to be (err... is already?) happening is that rights will go away one feather at a time. when free speech goes away the whole process will be so much down the road (and with so many people being already used to the idea) that the second amendament will be saying "we people should have had the power to replace the government if necesary".

      politics is a lot like symbiosis - there's this parasitic organism called government that has to give back enough to stay accepted by the host (people). eventually, due to its position, the parasite gains control over the host (power corrupts, remember?) and the issue becomes to give back enough to keep the host alive. yes, one can eventually replace the parasite (type of government), but if that comes to pass it means the whole system just sunk so deep that everything collapsed: government, society, people's future.

      the law of the mighty, indeed - but might is a devious concept ;-) all you can do is try to keep your eyes open - and that's not always enough.

    21. Re:SCO will last a long long time. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Our natural state is to have rights - the freedom of speach, life, self-defence, liberty, etc.

      no kidding - go preach about your rights in the jungle. unless you have the society to back you up you'll eventually run out of bullets and then the first predator will bring you a completely new perspective on 'rights'.

      you're so lost, boy, you don't have a chance. in any society people have to pay for any 'rights' they are given. pray that you'll never find the price to be too high.

    22. Re:SCO will last a long long time. by Brandybuck · · Score: 1

      Yeah, you're probably right. Most people will gladly give up their rights for the chance to vote for someone with nice hair.

      But there will still remain some of us who will refuse to give in. For five minutes, we will stand free! Because in five minutes the tanks will roll over us. And the people will cheer for there will be none left to disturb their semiconscious.

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    23. Re:SCO will last a long long time. by Zeinfeld · · Score: 1
      They knew all along that they have no case against IBM - and since IBM is asking for their alleged infringing code, they can say "We believe we own it, but someone else is contesting our ownership - put this case on hold until that one is sorted out."

      I agree that they are likely to try. But that is unlikely to help here because it is SCO that is contesting the second case and in any case it has absolutely no bearing on the IBM matter. The Novell sale took place after IBM acquired its license to UNIX from AT&T labs. Neither SCO nor Novell has any power to modify that agreement after the fact.

      Regardless of who owns the copyrights to the material that SCO claims is being infringed, SCO still has to demonstrate infringement. The fact that SCO may not actually own the copyright is a secondary issue that is much more complex and does not have to be decided if the infringement issue is not proven.

      I can't see a judge agreeing to put the IBM case aside while SCO start another bogus case with the clear intention of protracting the whole proceedings. A more likely outcome would be the consolidation of the two cases. The contract issue is a matter of law that does not require a jury to decide. I can't see a federal judge postponing a case while a plaintif tries to get a different judge to hear one particular issue.

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    24. Re:SCO will last a long long time. by schon · · Score: 1

      it has absolutely no bearing on the IBM matter

      Actually, it does - thanks to IBM.

      The Novell sale took place after IBM acquired its license to UNIX from AT&T labs

      That's irrelevant. It doesn't matter when the sale took place (see below.)

      Regardless of who owns the copyrights to the material that SCO claims is being infringed, SCO still has to demonstrate infringement.

      Also irrelevant, both for the topic at hand (delaying of discovery) and because SCO isn't actually bringing any copyright infringement charges (they said they would, "within a week at most" over a month ago - but that never materialized.)

      But on to how what SCO owns is relevant: take a look at IBM's motion to compel. Specifically paragraph 12.

      IBM wants SCO to list all SCO-owned code in Linux (as in - everything they own, regardless of whether it's contested or not.) That is: everything in Linux that SCO owns the copyright to must be submitted before the case can proceed.

      Now, SCO claims that they own the copyright on Unix, but Novell is contesting that... SCO can now claim "We can't comply because ownership of the code in question is under dispute."

      The next logical conclusion for them would be to ask the judge to postpone the discovery (effectively freezing the case) until the Novell case is settled.

      Now, I'm not saying that this will fly, but it does strike me as the primary reason that SCO filed suit against Novell.

    25. Re:SCO will last a long long time. by Zeinfeld · · Score: 1
      But on to how what SCO owns is relevant: take a look at IBM's motion to compel. Specifically paragraph 12. IBM wants SCO to list all SCO-owned code in Linux (as in - everything they own, regardless of whether it's contested or not.) That is: everything in Linux that SCO owns the copyright to must be submitted before the case can proceed.

      That is no biggie, if SCO says to the judge that there is a dispute as to who owns the code IBM simply replies show us the code that you assert you have an ownership claim in.

      The next logical conclusion for them would be to ask the judge to postpone the discovery (effectively freezing the case) until the Novell case is settled. Now, I'm not saying that this will fly, but it does strike me as the primary reason that SCO filed suit against Novell.

      Agreed, but the tactic has a neligible chance of success. IBM could probably have the case put on hold because SCO has asserted that there is a dispute, but SCO has created this dispute.

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    26. Re:SCO will last a long long time. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      The cynic in me believes that when January 23 comes around and SCO haven't fully complied with the court order, the judge will nevertheless grant them some leeway, and it'll be another few months until SCO has to again cough anything up. They'll keep up the press releases in the meantime, for sure.

      The cynic in me believes that when January 23 comes around, SCO will ask to put the case on hold for several years until the Novell case is resolved at trial and the appeals are exhausted.

    27. Re:SCO will last a long long time. by dheltzel · · Score: 1
      But is there anything that can be done to SCO directly when it comes to violating a court order? What's the worst? a fine? the case is kicked out?

      I'd like to see the judge throw Darl into prison for contempt of court and tell him he'll stay there until IBM gets all they asked for.
      I wonder if that would make the lawyers work harder, or kick back and have a party (billable hours, of course).

  23. Plain Stupid by fernd1 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Can a company sue another company for being plain stupid? I mean, SCO thought they were getting all of System V because they failed to grasp all of the ramifications of the contract they had with Novell. The only argument that they might have is the claim that Novell tricked them into a contract that they thought was more inclusive. From reading the correspondence, I don't think this is the case. It was just a matter of shear stupidity on SCO's part to agree to a contract under their assumption that it was more inclusive than it is.

    1. Re:Plain Stupid by markhb · · Score: 5, Insightful

      No, The SCO Group failed to understand the ramifications of the Asset Purchase Agreement that was signed between Novell and the Santa Cruz Operation, a separate company. Caldera bought the Operating Systems division of the latter, and then changed their name. Confusing the names is their First Line of Misdirection.

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    2. Re:Plain Stupid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Geez, if one could sue a company just because it was stupid, that would be the end to Capitalistic society as we know it.

      Hmmm. It's probably a good thing Marx or Lenin weren't lawyers. Then the world might've been in REAL trouble. :)

    3. Re:Plain Stupid by fernd1 · · Score: 1

      Yes but isn't the SCO Group, that is claiming that they own System V because of the Asset Purchase Agreement that was between the Santa Cruz Operation, and Novell. The Santa Cruz Operation may have knew what they were buying, but the Caldera still misunderstood what the Santa Cruz Operation had previously aquired when they were buying the operating systems division of the Santa Cruz Operation. Thus the SCO Group (Caldera) is still dumb to think that they aquired *all* rights to System V when the purchased the operating systems division of the Santa Cruz Operation.

    4. Re:Plain Stupid by ScottSpeaks! · · Score: 1

      Furthermore, Novell has pointed out a clause in the contract with Santa Cruz Operation (now Tarentella) that states that a "change of control" of the company to Caldera Systems (now SCO Group) would terminate parts of the agreement.

    5. Re:Plain Stupid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Back in the mid-90s, this deal was reported in the press as NOVELL SELLS UNIX TO SCO.

      The funny thing is that *both* Novell and SCO believed the press releases and it's only been recently that either company checked the contracts.

      The downside is that another lawsuit will just drag this ridiclous thing out for another year or more.

  24. Overrulling power of Novel by Delirium+Tremens · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Now, can't Novell simply ask SCO to stop annoying them, and if they don't stop, just proclaim on behalf of SCO that this one lawsuit is over?

    1. Re:Overrulling power of Novel by Duhavid · · Score: 1

      They have already done this with regard to the IBM and SGI issues, to no avail ( so far, anyway ).

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  25. Look at it another way. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Swap the words Novell and SCO in their itemized statement and this press release would probably more resemble the truth.

  26. Meh by Roofus · · Score: 1

    So what do I have to do in order to get my bullshit press releases on Yahoo?

    1. Re:Meh by ivan256 · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Pay a wire service $3500. If it's properly formatted, anybody can do it.

    2. Re:Meh by Roofus · · Score: 1

      Wow, thanks. That's both informative and scary.

  27. Did I miss the evidence? by canfirman · · Score: 1
    Wasn't SCO supposed to show the evidence of "infringing code in Linux"? I've been keeping a watchful eye on Yahoo! news and Slashdot, but I cannot find any other news.

    So what? Darl decided to "Wag the Dog" with another lawsuit?

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    1. Re:Did I miss the evidence? by painandgreed · · Score: 1

      I believe what you are looking for on SCO's beign ordered to show infringing code is as follows: SCO's "Notice of Compliance" Says They Have Not Yet Fully Complied http://www.groklaw.net/index.php?page=2 IIRC, they basically say that they haven't show the infringing code because they still need the files they requested from IBM first* and because they did not have enough time to do so**. The judge has not reponded to this yet. * This was their excuse last time, and the judge said it wouldn't work again. ** The judge gave them one month and asked them directly if it would be enough time. SCO said it would be plenty of time instead of asking for more time when they had the chance.

  28. rant by H8X55 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Question
    What do you have the best chances of seeing this year?

    A) - The Easter Bunny
    B) - Cupid
    C) - SCO's compelling evidence against Linux.
    D) - Another John Woo movie, including his signature cinematic touches such as; crossed guns, the boot, the villain's outer garment whipping in the wind, and, oh yeah.....those fucking birds !!!

    Answer D - BECAUSE THE REST ARE FUCKING FIGMANTS OF YOUR IMAGINATION.

    1. Re:rant by el-spectre · · Score: 1

      Sheesh, at least give props to Mr. Smith if you're gonna steal his gag...

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      "Faith: Belief without evidence in what is told by one who speaks without knowledge, of things without parallel." - A.B.
    2. Re:rant by jdhutchins · · Score: 1

      Well, we're geeks here, so B is definately out of the question.

    3. Re:rant by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      THE REST ARE FUCKING FIGMANTS OF YOUR IMAGINATION.

      Ahh yes, another victim of Grammar Nazi's Law: the more attention you bring to some text, the higher the probability of spelling something incorrectly.

    4. Re:rant by H8X55 · · Score: 1

      Kevin Smith - Chasing Amy - Hadn't seen it in while and had forgotten what exactly that was from.

      Thanks

    5. Re:rant by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not to mention the curious syntax.

      I certainly hope the Easter Bunny isn't fucking a figment of my imagination. I don't really want chocolate rabbit semen dripping out of my ears, thank you very much.

    6. Re:rant by Dalcius · · Score: 1

      What do you have the best chances of seeing this year?
      B) - Cupid

      Answer D - BECAUSE THE REST ARE FUCKING FIGMANTS OF YOUR IMAGINATION.


      Well, imagination or not, Cupid is surely ruled off the list -- this is Slashdot, after all. ;)

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    7. Re:rant by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Most excellent quiz.

      I can think of only one improvement:

      s/FIGMANT/FIGMENT/

    8. Re:rant by Perky_Goth · · Score: 1

      You forgot Duke Nukem Forever. And linux on the desktop.

      cheers

  29. Pump pump and away by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Are there any legal consequences for all of SCO's barratry?

  30. At the bottom of the article by FatAssBastard · · Score: 1

    About SCO

    The SCO Group (Nasdaq: SCOX - News) helps millions of customers in more than 82 countries to grow their businesses everyday.


    Wow, is that what they do? :) Yeah, they really help people grow their business, don't they. Whenever I, as a software vendor, want to help my customers grow their business, I threaten to sue them.

    I, like many others, am salivating to see what happens after the hearing on the 23rd. May SCO go down in flames after that, or at least just STFU.

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    1. Re:At the bottom of the article by jalet · · Score: 1

      >> The SCO Group (Nasdaq: SCOX - News) helps
      >> millions of customers in more than 82 countries
      >> to grow their businesses everyday.
      > Wow, is that what they do?

      Sure, all their clients are lawyers.

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    2. Re:At the bottom of the article by Geek+of+Tech · · Score: 1
      The SCO Group (Nasdaq: SCOX - News) helps millions of customers in more than 82 countries to grow their businesses everyday.

      I guess they must have been refering to lawyers.

      You know that don't do software!

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  31. yeah, that's it by happyfrogcow · · Score: 4, Funny

    Novell's false and misleading representations that it owns the UNIX and UnixWare copyrights has caused SCO irreparable harm to its copyrights, its business, and its reputation.

    aaahahhahahahahaha. *breath* aahehehehahahehe

    yeah sure, Novell was the cause of the irreparable harm! ahahahhahahahe!

    1. Re:yeah, that's it by dwillden · · Score: 1

      Now, now,
      Novell's representations are hurting SCO's business and reputation. How can those litigious bastards be "the Evil Company That Will Sue Anyone at The Drop of A Hat," when Novell keeps saying that they don't have the rights to be "the Evil Company etc etc etc..."

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  32. Quote of the day by Neurotoxic666 · · Score: 1, Insightful

    "Novell has made false statements with the intent to cause customers and potential customers to not do business with SCO."

    Yeeeaahh. Like ... threatening and suing your OWN customers didn't do any damage to your reputation. Sheesh. Drugs are bad, hmmkay?

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  33. Wow by finkployd · · Score: 5, Funny

    I think this explains why they didn't have time to correctly respond to the Judge's request that the produce evidence in the IBM case. The were apparently already working on their next frivolous lawsuit.

    Finkployd

    1. Re:Wow by e6003 · · Score: 3, Interesting

      SCO pretty much had to do this. If they didn't, an end user or anyone else they sued could just ask for their case to be postponed whilst SCO and Novell sort out the copyright issue between them. Only, SCO can't win this one because Novell's interpretation of the Asset Purchase Agreement is pretty obviously the correct one. Novell didn't need to sue SCO as the issue of whether the contract gives SCO the copyrights would doubtless be sorted out in the IBM case, but SCO does need to try to get their interpretation of the Novell purchase contract deemed correct. Of this I am sure they have no chance.

    2. Re:Wow by Mr.+Sketch · · Score: 5, Funny

      working on their next frivolous lawsuit

      I believe you mean 'expanding their core business'.

    3. Re:Wow by rgmoore · · Score: 3, Insightful
      SCO pretty much had to do this. If they didn't, an end user or anyone else they sued could just ask for their case to be postponed whilst SCO and Novell sort out the copyright issue between them.

      But filing suit against Novell actually makes the situation worse, rather than better. Before the suit, a Linux user could only point to the possiblility of SCO's ownership being contested as an argument. Now they can point to an actual suit on the issue. There's no way that SCO can possibly sue anyone else until their suit against Novell is concluded.

      The only possible legal benefit I can see for SCO from this is a source of potential delay in their suit against IBM. If they can somehow argue that their suit against IBM should be continued eventually but that the ownership issue with Novell has to be cleared up first, they can get another indefinite delay. Since the IBM suit seems likely to run into trouble otherwise, and delay seems to be the name of SCO's game these days, that seems like the only short-term upside.

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    4. Re:Wow by pla · · Score: 1

      I think this explains why they didn't have time to correctly respond to the Judge's request that the produce evidence in the IBM case. The were apparently already working on their next frivolous lawsuit.

      You know, although you got modded "funny", I would say you speak far more truly than you might have intended...

      On Friday, SCO has to stand before a Utah court and justify their pathetic little 60-some page document as complying with a court order to come up with some real evidence. Unless the judge just laughs them out of the room immediately (or has them escorted out in handcuffs for violating a court order), you can bet that IBM's lawyers will mention this new suit - That, while SCO couldn't satisfy the court's request due to holiday vacations, they had plenty of time and resources to prepare for an entirely different suit against Novell.

      I haven't thought much of SCO's tactics so far, beyond the obvious pump-n'-dump scheme (which they seem to have pulled off VERY well), but this one just seems absurd - It may well turn around to bite them in just a few more days, and they don't really seem to have a whole lot to gain by it even if they win.

    5. Re:Wow by schon · · Score: 4, Insightful

      On Friday, SCO has to stand before a Utah court and justify their pathetic little 60-some page document as complying with a court order to come up with some real evidence.

      And therein lies the rub.

      Think about it - SCO knows that they're in shit, and that they're on the verge of having the suit thrown out.. so enter...

      the obvious pump-n'-dump scheme

      If you're running a stock scam, and the whole thing is based on a frivolous lawsuit, and that lawsuit is about to come to an end, what would you do?

      Answer: do anything you can to keep the case in limbo - including filing another lawsuit and using that as an excuse to delay proceedings.

      IBM's discovery demand listed all SCO-owned source code in Linux (whether it was put there with SCO's authorization or not.) Since Novell contests what SCO owns, SCO can now go to the court and say "we can't answer number 12, because the code in question is being contested under another suit."

      My guess is that SCO will show up on Friday and ask for the case to be put on hold until their suit against Novell is settled.

    6. Re:Wow by pla · · Score: 1

      SCO can now go to the court and say "we can't answer number 12, because the code in question is being contested under another suit." My guess is that SCO will show up on Friday and ask for the case to be put on hold until their suit against Novell is settled.

      Wow... Brilliant - I didn't consider it from that particular angle. Not too shabby - Those guys might embody evil itself, but that does indeed seem like a clever diversion, where I had only seen them shooting their own feet.

      However, I have to question whether even that will suffice - As I understand it, they also failed to adequately address several other points, not just #12. Would that excuse cover all their omissions, or would they just try to use that as the major excuse and hope to hide the rest under that extra-large cloak-of-concealment?

    7. Re:Wow by fishbonez · · Score: 1
      It's actually very bad for SCO if the IBM lawsuit is delayed, which could happen as soon as the January 23rd hearing. It could play out with SCO asking for a continuance if IBM says SCO's response to discovery was inadequate. Or IBM may move for a continuance by citing Novell's correspondence with SCO and the desire to avoid giving SCO all its code so it can go fishing.

      In any case, SCO will be taking a giant step backward if the IBM trial is delayed. It will become harder to convince investors that they'll eventually win. They've shouted non-stop for a year about owning UNIX rights and now they have to prove that they do in court. Even before they get to proving that IBM violated those rights. They now need two court victories before they see any money. The only way it will be a benefit is if SCO can get an injunction against Novell, which is highly unlikely.

      Also SCO just amended it's SEC filings last week to include the risk factors related to Novell contesting it's ownership rights to UNIX. Clearly, SCO knew about Novell's position for a very long time as shown in the correspondence and failed to mention it to investors until now. This will have a significant impact on investor confidence, which will further hurt the stock price.

      When a company that is built on falsehoods and lies collapses it is generally swift and brutal (e.g., Enron, MCI Worldcom, Parmalat, etc.). The first signs of cracks in the facade are quickly followed by more and more revelations until the whole thing crumbles. I would not be at all surprised if SCO collapses rapidly after the hearing on January 23rd. With the requisite recriminations, lawsuits and trials to follow.

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    8. Re:Wow by Kwil · · Score: 1

      You don't slap a judge in the face and then ask for a favor.

      When a judge specifically asks you if you have enough time to comply with a request and you say yes, and then when the time comes, part of your excuse is "Well, Christmas, y'know.. we didn't have time," you've just essentially told the judge how little you respect them and the law.

      So my guess is that SCO will do exactly what you say, and the judge will flat out refuse, saying it isn't relevant to these discovery proceedings and IBM's request to see the evidence that SCO is bringing the case forward under, but rather is only relevant once the case itself begins as to whether they actually own the code or not.

      I expect the judge would likely choose to delay the full case until that aspect is done, but not discovery. And since SCO hasn't complied with the requests of discovery, it'll be thrown out, meaning there won't be any full case to delay.

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    9. Re:Wow by who'd-da-thought · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Answer: do anything you can to keep the case in limbo - including filing another lawsuit and using that as an excuse to delay proceedings.

      However, looking at the date of when the suit was filed, it is dated January 20, 2004... they were supposed to hand-over the code that "SCO owns" and code that was improperly included into Linux by IBM with specificity to the court by January 13, a full week before that suit was filed against Novell.

      There is no excuse (if they actually know what the hell they own code-wise) that they couldn't obey the court order, and supply the information that was requested of them. Didn't SCO say all along that they had proof of code misappropriations by IBM into Linux? SCO was supposed to satisfy interrogatories 1, 2, 4, 12, and 13, which are [1]:

      INTERROGATORY NO. 1: seeks specific identification of all alleged trade secrets and confidential or proprietary information that SCO alleges IBM misappropriated or misused. This information is requested by product, file and line of code.

      INTERROGATORY NO. 2: For each alleged trade secret and any confidential or proprietary information identified in response to Interrogatory No. 1, Interrogatory No. 2 seeks further identification of: (a) all persons who have or had rights to the same; (b) the nature and sources of SCO's rights in the same; and (c) efforts to maintain secrecy or confidentiality of the same.

      INTERROGATORY NO. 4: For each alleged trade secret and any confidential or proprietary information identified in response to Interrogatory No. 1, Interrogatory No. 4 seeks information regarding each instance in which plaintiff alleges that IBM misappropriated or misused the same. In particular, this interrogatory seeks (a) the date of the alleged misuse or misappropriation; (b) the persons involved; c) the manner of misuse or misappropriation; and (d) the location of any method or code in any IBM product, Linux, open source or the public domain.

      INTERROGATORY NO. 12: Please identify, with specificity (by file and line of code), (a) all source code and other material in Linux (including but not limited to the Linux kernel, any Linux operating sytem and any Linux distribution) to which plaintiff has rights; and (b) the nature of plaintiff's rights, including but not limited to whether and how the code or other material derives from UNIX.

      INTERROGATORY NO. 13: For each line of code and other materials identified in response to Interrogatory No. 12, please state whether (a) IBM has infringed plaintiff's rights, and for any rights IBM is alleged to have infringed, describe in detail how IBM is alleged to have infringed plaintiff's rights; and (b) whether plaintiff has ever distributed code or other material or otherwise made it available to the public, as part of a Linux distribution or otherwise, and, if so, the circumstances under which it was distributed or otherwise made available, including but not limited to the product(s) in which it was distributed or made available, and the terms under which is was distributed or made available (such as under the GPL or any other license).

      [1] The above Interrogatories were taken from Groklaw


      SCO knew all along, before the court date in December, that Novell was contesting the ownership of SVRX. This may be why Novell only filed copyright and not a suit against SCO, since they probably didn't want to ruin any chance of SCO being squashed in the January 23 hearing.

      Either way, the Judge better hand SCO's ass to themselves for their conduct in this case, especially the dribble of an excuse that was given for not complying with the cort order. Hell, just throw the suit out of the window, and let SCO battle it out with Novell.

    10. Re:Wow by schon · · Score: 1

      You don't slap a judge in the face and then ask for a favor.

      You do if you're trying to draw the case out as long as possible - it's the 'last straw' strategy.. you screw up enough to make the judge doubt your competance, then when they finally get fed up and rule against you, you use that as grounds for appeal.

      my guess is that SCO will do exactly what you say, and the judge will flat out refuse, saying it isn't relevant to these discovery proceedings

      But if it's not relevant, then why did she sign off on the order? The judge can't do that without automatically giving SCO a huge lever when it comes time to appeal.

    11. Re:Wow by KarmaMB84 · · Score: 1

      the only code SCO has ever written:

      /*
      Pass in first company name for lawsuit and sue everyone until we have the rights needed to win.
      */
      bool fileFrivolousLawsuit(char* defendent) {
      // We can Win!
      if (gatherEvidence(defendent)) return true;
      // Sue someone else so we can Win!
      else return fileFrivolousLawsuit(RandomCompany());
      }

  34. Whirlpool business tactics by Space+cowboy · · Score: 4, Informative

    Round and round they go... being sucked inexorably to the bottom of the funnel, at which point they die.

    SCO's updated SEC documents found it necessary to state that they can't afford to pay their lawyers in cash, so they're using stock instead. So it makes a lot of sense to take on a new lawsuit... Oh, except they have to, to defend their other lawsuits.... And they don't seem to be noticing anything *wrong* here. Either they or us are missing something.

    Simon

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    1. Re:Whirlpool business tactics by peterdaly · · Score: 1

      Oh come on! Think for a minute. It's not like reality has every stopped them before! Why this different?

    2. Re:Whirlpool business tactics by gcaseye6677 · · Score: 1

      Since they're paying them in stock, and filing the lawsuit will boost the stock price (already up in after hours trading), the more valuable stock will cover all the legal and filing fees, and there may even be money left over to file more suits. Rinse, lather, repeat. Don't you just love how this pyramid scheme is set up? With every suit filed, more dumbasses buy the stock, generating money for more suits. Before its done, they will have come up with some reason to sue everyone in the United States, and maybe the rest of the world too. Not that they will expect to win, but at least the share price will stay up long enough for Darl's options to vest.

    3. Re:Whirlpool business tactics by HiThere · · Score: 1

      No. You're just being too generous in giving them the benefit of doubt. The corporate officers are intentionally running the company into the ground. They are either psycho, as someone has asserted, or they have the promise of an immense payoff. One sufficient to cause them to risk jail time. And the payoff would have to be good after SCOX had gone bankrupt, because they are still largely holding onto their stock. And it wouldn't be sufficient for just Darl to be involved, unless he controls all of the insider stock.

      I do wonder, however, why their bank allowed them to file this suit? Perhaps SCOX proved that they had nothing to lose?

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  35. Funny Stuff by rflahert78 · · Score: 2, Funny

    I am the only one that found it hilarious that this story came in on the front page right after the story about the "Lie Detector Glasses"?

  36. Next: IBM lawsuit on hold while this plays out by HighOrbit · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Since this goes to the heart of SCO's claims against IBM and also of Redhat's suit against SCO, I predict that both sides in both lawsuits (SCO vs IBM and Redhat vs SCO) will ask for the respective lawsuits to be suspended (on-hold) until this is resolved. Bottom line: several more years of drawn out FUD with no resolution in sight.

  37. SCO stock goes up? by SmilingBoy · · Score: 5, Interesting
    Interestingly, SCO's share price went up and Novell's down as soon as the press release was released at 3.25PM ET:

    http://ichart.yimg.com/y?s=NOVL&z=b&t=1d&c=SCO X

    A couple of minutes later, however, prices were back at the level as they were before.

    1. Re:SCO stock goes up? by punxking · · Score: 0

      Hmmm... What if each and every /. reader agrees to buy one share of SCO stock (under the name Linus Torvalds of course). Could we get enough of it to close the bastards down?

      And could we then drink enough to get rid of that icky feeling that we had actually purchased SCO stock?
      scratch that... back to the drawing board.

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    2. Re:SCO stock goes up? by inode_buddha · · Score: 1

      And that's another pattern I've noticed: anything regarding SCO always seens to happen in the last 2 hours of the day, Mondays and Fridays. Doesn't matter if its a big trade or a big announcement. BTW check out my pic of Darl McBride.

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    3. Re:SCO stock goes up? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hard to believe that picture could be made to look even worse.

    4. Re:SCO stock goes up? by SoSueMe · · Score: 1

      "And could we then drink enough to get rid of that icky feeling that we had actually purchased SCO stock?"

      Even I can't drink that much.

    5. Re:SCO stock goes up? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > What if each and every /. reader agrees to buy one share of SCO stock (under the name Linus Torvalds of course). Could we get enough of it to close the bastards down?

      The majority of the stock is not traded on the open market, but in hands of investment group(s).

  38. Last gasp by rkhalloran · · Score: 5, Insightful
    SCO is expecting to have their collective ass handed to them Friday in the IBM suit, and need something to keep the stock propped up while they unwind.

    Looking at the correspondence Novell's put up, and given that SCO has acknowledged paying Novell royalties for SysV recently, it's hard to see how they can be serious. We can only hope that the judge here doesn't allow McBride & Co. to drag out the disclosure process as they have in the IBM case.

    SCO delenda est!

  39. countersuit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    No doubt Novell will file a countersuit. In fact, from Novell's correspondence it looks like Novell was preparing to file a suit over non-compliance with the purchase agreement. Maybe SCO saw it coming, and decided it would be better publicity to file first. Not that such a tactic will do SCO any good in the long run.

    1. Re:countersuit by gcaseye6677 · · Score: 1

      Novell SHOULD file a counter suit and they probably have grounds to do so. But with them being such wimps, they probably won't. Last year when they tried to claim that SCO had assigned all Unix copyrights to them, they were slapped silly by revelations that there was an addendum to the purchase contract and in fact they did not have these rights. They ducked away with their tail between their legs. Its time for Novell as a company to decide to either fight SCO full force, or just cower in the corner and beg the bad man to stop. Seeing as the future of their company depends on their Linux offerings, they had better choose wisely.

  40. UUUUHHHHHHHHH by fmlug.org · · Score: 1

    How long can this go on? What kind of justice system do we have if a company is allowed to make false claims and interfere with the on goings of other businesses? I thought these morons had to prove that there was wrongdoing. I'm not a lawyer or anything but isn't SCO in a shit load of trouble if their claims are proven false? Isn't this kinda thing criminal? Like conspiracy to commit fraud or something? I mean come on, this is a bunch of BS. Bunch of rambling but can someone explain how something like this can be legal?

    1. Re:UUUUHHHHHHHHH by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There are two possibilities as I see it:

      a) SCO's claims are true, and IBM/Novell/Linus etc. are trying to cover up perhaps the most horrible secret of the computer age.
      b) The legal system is crap.

      Remember, there is a *hell* of a lot of money involved for everyone.

  41. to cause customers and potential customers ... by burgburgburg · · Score: 2, Insightful
    Novell has made false statements with the intent to cause customers and potential customers to not do business with SCO.

    No, Darl. It's all of the false statements that YOU have made that is causing customers and potential customers to not do business with SCO.

  42. Pre-emptive Strike by Ohreally_factor · · Score: 1

    This really isn't suprising news, as it has become pretty clear that Novell was getting it's ducks in a row, prior to suing SCO. This is merely SCO striking first, though I don't know what, if any, long term good this will do them. (I haven't checked to see if this boosted their stock, but it could just as easily backfire).

    Anyway, Novell is sure to file a counterclaim. No doubt about it, SCO is in trouble, and the financial world is slowly catching on to the fact.

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    1. Re:Pre-emptive Strike by Queuetue · · Score: 2, Funny

      I'm coming to the conclusion that against all common sense and reason, SCO's stock is indestructable.

      Future generations will consder it the bar that all other stocks are compared to. I'm actually considering buying some, on the premise that either

      a) I will make money from SCO's FUD efforts.
      b) My luck will cause it to tank, and I will be able to sacrifice my savings so that that SCO will die.

  43. I know who they're going to sue next by A+nonymous+Coward · · Score: 1

    Catch this:

    Novell has made false statements with the intent to cause customers and potential customers to not do business with SCO.

    So if that is what it takes for SCO to sue someone, their next target has to be themselves! Who else has done so much "to cause customers and potential customers to not do business with SCO" ... nobody but SCO!

  44. Proposal to add new word to the english lexicon by Camel+Pilot · · Score: 5, Funny

    The word SCO is in danger of becoming a synonym for sue. Some thing like "Oh yeah, well I am going to SCO your ass off, buddy" Sorta like google became a standardized verb.

    1. Re:Proposal to add new word to the english lexicon by TheSHAD0W · · Score: 1

      Yes, add the word "SCO", pronounced "sue". That way when people talk about the company they already know what business it's in.

    2. Re:Proposal to add new word to the english lexicon by rex+vonireful · · Score: 1

      SCO v.
      1 To make wild accusations with no supporting proof.
      2 To form a business model around frivolous litigation and absurd press releases
      3 To become a puppet of an evil, nameless corporation and made to do unscrupulous things.

      We should try to get this into http://wiktionary.org

    3. Re:Proposal to add new word to the english lexicon by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      After you use the restroom, wipe your SCO and wash your hands.

    4. Re:Proposal to add new word to the english lexicon by inode_buddha · · Score: 1

      proposal to add a new troll pic to the slashdot lexicon: My Darl pic, thanks to the GIMP!

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    5. Re:Proposal to add new word to the english lexicon by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How did your retinas not burn away while making that thing?

    6. Re:Proposal to add new word to the english lexicon by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      stop it! some of us read slashdot at work.

    7. Re:Proposal to add new word to the english lexicon by Jodka · · Score: 1

      "Sorta like google became a standardized verb."

      Don't you mean "Sorta like how google was verbed" ?
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    8. Re:Proposal to add new word to the english lexicon by Grizzlysmit · · Score: 2, Informative

      The word SCO is in danger of becoming a synonym for sue. Some thing like "Oh yeah, well I am going to SCO your ass off, buddy" Sorta like google became a standardized verb.

      I'm sorry but you got it wrong, SCO is only a synonym for stupid baseless litigation, as in: "I heard their suing you", "nah their only SCOing us".
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    9. Re:Proposal to add new word to the english lexicon by 4of12 · · Score: 1

      A new synonym for "RAMBUS".

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  45. next level by phrostie · · Score: 1

    just when you thought it could not get anymore ironic. Darl opens his mouth and says what Kevin tells him too.

  46. Business Development? by tonyr60 · · Score: 2, Funny

    From the Press Release...

    "About SCO
    The SCO Group (Nasdaq: SCOX - News) helps millions of customers in more than 82 countries to grow their businesses everyday"

    And of course it must be true, many (but not sure if it is millions) of lawyers grow their business with help from SCO. Not to mention news services and /. bandwidth providers.

  47. unless MS buys another license for $8,000,000 - by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    then no cash flow

  48. SCO is by linuxci · · Score: 4, Funny

    The title of the page will display whatever you put in the path name

    1. Re:SCO is by happyfrogcow · · Score: 1

      lol. i wonder if their system admins will notice a peculiarity in their log files of people trying to access http://www.sco.com/are/smoking/crack/ and get a decent laugh out of it.

    2. Re:SCO is by linuxci · · Score: 1

      You also have the chance to give them your feedback on the resulting 404 page - you wouldn't wanna miss out on that chance would you :)

      BTW don't say anything that could be twisted to use against the free software community.

    3. Re:SCO is by happyfrogcow · · Score: 1

      you mean like pasting the contents of the linux header files that those litigious bastards claim ownership of?

    4. Re:SCO is by Milo+Fungus · · Score: 4, Funny

      Use "&nbsp;" instead of "/" to get unbroken phrases. This method doesn't seem to be working from inside a Slashdot comment, however. You'll have to copy and paste:

      http://www.sco.com/We&nbsp;smoke&nbsp;crack/

      Be creative and have fun!

    5. Re:SCO is by Our+Man+In+Redmond · · Score: 1

      Oh come on, you can do better than that.

      (Click the link, you'll like it)

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    6. Re:SCO is by DashEvil · · Score: 1

      I feel secure in the fact that I am using Linux and that there is nothing you can do about it.

      Have fun guys. :P

      I left that as a comment and the page after I submitted it told me that I'd be hearing from them soon. What's that supposed to mean? :P

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    7. Re:SCO is by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Do they still have sysadmins?

  49. Burden of proof by raistphrk · · Score: 1

    This is the WORST possible choice of lawsuit for SCO, considering that the burden of proof will solely be on them to prove that Novell slandered them. Proving actual malice is difficult when what Novell says is true. However, even if the copyright claims made by Novell are proven to be wrong, SCO will still have difficulty proving Novell acted with actual malice, since Novell believes their statements to be true.

    This is another blowhard public relations stunt by _SCOX_. I use the stock ticker symbol because that's the exact reason SCO is filing these lawsuits. As long as their stock performs, they'll have the cash to file lawsuits.

    Let's get the facts straight. SCO is posturing since their lifeline is running dry. The recent Motley Fool article shows that the investment community is losing patience with scox. Once the investment runs out, the litigation runs out. Period.

  50. Here's your SAT test: by Misch · · Score: 1

    "Provider of UNIX-Based solutions":SCO :: "religion":$cientology

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    1. Re:Here's your SAT test: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      youre not funny

    2. Re:Here's your SAT test: by Misch · · Score: 1

      Although the legal tactics are right out of the $cientology handbook ("The defense of anything is untenable... attack, attack, attack, never defend!" - L. Ron Hubbard), all signs point to Darl McBride being a mormon.

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      --You will rephrase your request for me to go to hell. Goto statements are not acceptable programming constructs
    3. Re:Here's your SAT test: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      LOL now you are funny, can just imagine McBride going door to door selling licenses and preaching the word :D

    4. Re:Here's your SAT test: by EvilTwinSkippy · · Score: 1

      Hey, I have some good friends that are Jehova's Witness's. Equating them with McBride is like equating motherhood with prostitution.

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    5. Re:Here's your SAT test: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      witness jehovah! 8==D

    6. Re:Here's your SAT test: by ManoMarks · · Score: 1

      Actually, the original poster didn't say anything re: the Witnesses. He said: "LOL now you are funny, can just imagine McBride going door to door selling licenses and preaching the word :D" Which is actually something Mormons do as well, in reference to an earlier post suggesting McBride is a Mormon. Therefore your friends need not take offense, and you need not take umbridge on their part.

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      That's gotta fit into your schema somewhere

    7. Re:Here's your SAT test: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      yeah fool get your doorknockers straight.

    8. Re:Here's your SAT test: by scrote-ma-hote · · Score: 1
      "all signs point to Darl McBride being a mormon."

      Mormon? Nah, the signs point to him being a moron.

    9. Re:Here's your SAT test: by Misch · · Score: 1

      I never said I was.

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      --You will rephrase your request for me to go to hell. Goto statements are not acceptable programming constructs
  51. SCO's next target for lawsuit by Phoenix · · Score: 5, Funny

    Jesus Christ! Is there anyone SCO won't sue? I can just imagine the next ./ article

    SCO's next lawsuit target CmdrTaco's Aunt Tilly for her recipe for Scones since the first three letters in it are SCO. Aunt Tilly gives SCO the finger and states "Come near me and my recipe book and I'll let you have it with a rolling pin you bastards"

    Phoenix

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    1. Re:SCO's next target for lawsuit by dacarr · · Score: 0

      Don't mention Jesus Christ. Given their current history, I wouldn't put that one past their lawyers for fear of an ironic turn....

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    2. Re:SCO's next target for lawsuit by Xtifr · · Score: 1

      Actually, while Caldera^WSCO has announced all sorts of plans to sue everybody and his Aunt Tillie, they have, in fact, only initiated two lawsuits, vs. IBM and now vs. Novell. Counting IBM's countersuit, there are four lawsuits against them, and Novell's countersuit will probably make five. They've already lost two of those suits, and, in the German case, were later fined an additional 10,000 euros for violating the judge's orders.

    3. Re:SCO's next target for lawsuit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Pretend to be highbrow; have Aunt Tilly reply, "Molon lave" :)

    4. Re:SCO's next target for lawsuit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Can you tell me where you're getting these "./" articles? I've never seen this "dotslash" so many of you speak of.

    5. Re:SCO's next target for lawsuit by TechGladiator · · Score: 1

      I think at this rate you will just be able to go to SCO's website www.sco.com/ and see what laysuit they are either bringing against it or thinking about bringing. just my .02

  52. Slander of title? by dacarr · · Score: 1

    SCO is doing that to themselves quite nicely by threatening Linux users. They don't need to sue Novell.

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  53. Hey! SCO! Over here! by Thud457 · · Score: 1

    I haev your magic beans!

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    the preceding comment is my own and in no way reflects the opinion of the Joint Chiefs of Staff

    1. Re:Hey! SCO! Over here! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Magic business beans!

    2. Re:Hey! SCO! Over here! by cshark · · Score: 1

      Yes, but do they jump?
      Could you say they're magic jumping business beans, or jumping magic business beans...

      The possibilities are endless.

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  54. What this really means by The+Analog+Kid · · Score: 1

    It means that SCO has been out of the picture for to long as PR goes, they need something to boost their declining stock.

  55. Anyone left.... by ducomputergeek · · Score: 1
    that SCO hasn't pissed off in the technology industry? I know they were/are a dying company, but from owning my own business, I always found that trying to find a win-win senerio to be the best plan.

    We've had issues with copyright infringement and only once had to resort to any type of legal action. The other times, they removed content when asked and apologized and that was enough for us.

    But then again...many business models still don't make sense to me.

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    1. Re:Anyone left.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      that SCO hasn't pissed off in the technology industry?

      Microsoft?

  56. Just wanted to remind people.... by herrvinny · · Score: 4, Interesting

    At SCO Countdown, I have a countdown to SCO's self imposed deadline for suing a Linux end user (I doubt that a Novell lawsuit can be counted as a end user suit), so remember, SCO has to file another lawsuit in 28 days or it misses it's deadline. In addition, after that litigious bastards campaign that was started on /. a few days ago, I acquired that domain and threw up a quick page.

    Remember, link link link!

    1. Re:Just wanted to remind people.... by Queuetue · · Score: 1

      What happens if SCO misses it's deadline? Do you have a bet with Darl or something?

    2. Re:Just wanted to remind people.... by herrvinny · · Score: 1

      Nope, just a Good Samaritan helping SCO along the way to its bankruptcy :-)

      Psst, you wanna know the truth? I wanna buy a SCO mug and other SCO branded stuff at their bankruptcy auction... ;-P

    3. Re:Just wanted to remind people.... by Queuetue · · Score: 1

      I'm just wondering why you think thier '90 days' statement is legally binding, and what will happen to them if they don't sue someone (ever).

      Am I missing some point here?

    4. Re:Just wanted to remind people.... by herrvinny · · Score: 1

      It's not binding at all, it just hurts their PR image if they don't follow what they say they will do.

    5. Re:Just wanted to remind people.... by JohnLi · · Score: 3, Funny

      I just checked google, and the phrase litigious bastards does not bring up sco in the first 15 or so pages of results. Do you think that google, anticipating a lawsuit has intervened so as to not provoke sco?

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    6. Re:Just wanted to remind people.... by herrvinny · · Score: 1

      That or not enough people are linking to SCO. Hmm, I hadn't thought about that. Perhaps I should fire off an email to Google's support line....

    7. Re:Just wanted to remind people.... by rewt66 · · Score: 1
      Hasn't so far (or at least, not much).

      The lawsuit you are watching for is not the only one they have threatened to file...

    8. Re:Just wanted to remind people.... by JRHelgeson · · Score: 1

      Google has apparently blocked sco.com from being the #1 hit for "litigious bastards". There is just no other way to explain why they don't appear on the list. It appears, however, that caldera.com is not so blocked (search for "litigious bastards sco" returns caldera.com as the first hit).

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    9. Re:Just wanted to remind people.... by FyRE666 · · Score: 1

      I just checked google, and the phrase litigious bastards does not bring up sco in the first 15 or so pages of results. Do you think that google, anticipating a lawsuit has intervened so as to not provoke sco?

      Ah yes, but if you try a search for Stock pumping you'll see our good friends Darl and co come in at #2!

    10. Re:Just wanted to remind people.... by tomhudson · · Score: 1
      I just checked google, and litigious bastards comes up with sco at the number 4 position, and it's a /.er's site (Jennifer E Elaan - user # 463827).

      If you check the "only view pages from Canada" option, it's #1.

    11. Re:Just wanted to remind people.... by Pembers · · Score: 1

      <karma-whore mode="shameless"> I've just put such a link on the front page of my site: http://home.clara.net/pembers/ There's a bit of explanation too, because most of my visitors have probably never heard of SCOX or Linux. </karma-whore>

      Expecting my cease-and-desist from Kevin any minute now...

    12. Re:Just wanted to remind people.... by e40 · · Score: 1

      Dude! You forgot the 2nd most important link on your new site, the one that does the google search! Here it is.

    13. Re:Just wanted to remind people.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Remember, link link link!
      Like this? litigious bastards
    14. Re:Just wanted to remind people.... by bugnuts · · Score: 1

      It's simply not there, google isn't doing anything.

      You can get a "real" search by adding -lkjadflk to your search string, and google's anti-blog-spamming isn't kicking in.

    15. Re:Just wanted to remind people.... by 16K+Ram+Pack · · Score: 1
      Wouldn't it be better to have a link with the text of "SCO" as the campaign and link it to litigiousbastards.com?

      That way, anyone searching for SCO won't find them.

      Would this be legal?

    16. Re:Just wanted to remind people.... by herrvinny · · Score: 1

      IANAL, but it should be legal. The problem is, there are literally millions of sites linking thw word SCO to http://www.sco.com. A linking campaign to link SCO to litigiousbastards.com would have to overcome all that momentum, and that would take a very large campaign indeed.

    17. Re:Just wanted to remind people.... by 16K+Ram+Pack · · Score: 1

      Just put a link on my site. Do likewise people...

    18. Re:Just wanted to remind people.... by MrHanky · · Score: 1

      Interestingly, the only search engine that seems to know where to find litigious bastards is SCO's good friends Microsoft.

  57. Papa Johns by simontek2 · · Score: 0

    This title may seem off topic, but i wanted to point out to everyone that Papa John's Pizza, is using SCO unix. I know this, cause i work on their computers. I don't know which i hate working on more, the old dos base setup or the SCO unix based. Luckily sense the software is Unix based, it should be relatively easy to port over to linux. They love me.

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    1. Re:Papa Johns by m3j00 · · Score: 1

      is that so? when i worked there the only times I got to see any OS-specific stuff was when it was shutting down or booting at closing time or opening time, respectively, and it appeared to be linux.

    2. Re:Papa Johns by simontek2 · · Score: 0

      the switch is happening now, i don't think the old setup was linux. it may have been linux based, but its own OS. if you know what i mean.

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    3. Re:Papa Johns by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Geeks buy pizza, lots of it.

      I'm not buying any more Papa John's until I hear that they are committed to moving off SCO Unix and are actively doing off SCO unix. I'm sure a lot of geeks feel this way too.

      I'm also not eating at McD's either.

  58. They're required to put disclaimers by sjbe · · Score: 4, Informative

    They have my nomination for understatement of the year (& it's only January). Second, anyone? It's a bad sign when you start putting disclaimers in your press releases.

    I realize you may be joking but in the interest of being sufficiently pedantic, SCO actually is legally required to put disclaimers like this in. Whenever a company releases information about the managament's expectations for future events they have to identify "forward looking" information with a disclaimer like this. If they do not put this sort of disclaimer in the press release, the could be subject to discipline by the SEC or shareholder lawsuits. (I know, I know, that would be a good thing here...) SCO is just following the law and giving investors a disclosure of risks.

    In other words nothing to see here. Move along...

    1. Re:They're required to put disclaimers by jrumney · · Score: 1
      SCO actually is legally required to put disclaimers like this in

      Notice though, that they've only started putting them in since they issued the revised SEC filing last week. Something tells me that someone is watching them very closely, and they've already had their wrists slapped.

    2. Re:They're required to put disclaimers by donnz · · Score: 2, Interesting
      In other words nothing to see here. Move along...

      ...and there, my dear Hastings, you completely overlook the crux of the case. Here is a recent SCO letter announcing the availability of licences to Aus & NZ Linux users:



      Subject: SCO ANZ Announces IP License for LinuxSCO Announces ANZ Availability of SCO Intellectual Property LicenseFOR IMMEDIATE RELEASESydney, January 20 2004The SCO Group, Inc. (Nasdaq: SCOX), the owner of the UNIXR operatingsystem and a leading provider of UNIX-based solutions, today announcedthe availability of the SCO Intellectual Property License to companiesand organisations in Australia and New Zealand.The company began the worldwide roll out of the license in the UK,France and other European countries last week, and plans to make thelicense available to many more countries and regions by February 1.The SCO Intellectual Property (IP) License permits the use of SCO'sintellectual property, in binary form only, as contained in Linuxdistributions. By purchasing the license, customers are properlycompensating SCO for the UNIX source code, derivative UNIX code andother UNIX-related intellectual property and copyrights owned by SCO asit is currently found in Linux.Pricing:The SCO IP License is currently available at introductory pricing ofAUD$999.00 per server processor and AUD$285.00 per desktop processor.The company is also offering the license to embedded devicemanufacturers that use Linux to run their devices.In addition to extending the license to customers worldwide, the companyalso announced that the license will shortly be made available throughselect SCO resellers. SCO resellers who are interested in obtainingmore information about providing the SCO IP License to their customerscan contact SCO at anz_info@sco.com after February 1, 2004."While we have identified several problem areas at issue within Linux,we also want to be fair to customers and allow them to continue usingLinux and our intellectual property unencumbered," said Chris Sontag,senior vice president and general manager of SCOsource, the intellectualproperty licensing and protection division of The SCO Group, Inc. "Webelieve the SCO IP License helps customers satisfy the legalrequirements to continue using SCO's UNIX intellectual property in Linuxin a forthright way while properly compensating the company for use ofits property."Kieran O'Shaughnessy, SCO's Regional General Manager, Australia and NewZealand, said he will begin briefing the company's local distributorsthis week regarding the SCO IP License's introduction."The SCO IP License helps organisations in Australia and New Zealand toprotect and leverage the investments they have made in Linux whileproviding the means for them to continue day-to-day business withoutinterruption," he said.Availability:Commercial business end users of Linux, based on the 2.2 kernel andlater, that are interested in more information or in purchasing the SCOIP License in Australia or New Zealand can call +61 2 9440 7577 ore-mail SCO at anz_info@sco.com.ends

      Notes for Editors:Forward looking statement safe harbor:This press release contains a forward looking statement regarding TheCompany's plans to make the SCO Intellectual Property License availablein Australia, New Zealand, the U.K., France, and other Europeancountries and many more countries and regions by February 1, 2004. Thisstatement is subject to risks and uncertainties including withoutlimitation those risks and uncertainties identified in our filings withthe SEC and the risk that we will not be in a position to roll out thislicense in such countries and regions as planned. We undertake noobligation to update the information in this release, except as requiredby law.



      My emphasis. I'm sorry - but I have *never* seen a press release regarding a upcoming service with a disclaimer like that!

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    3. Re:They're required to put disclaimers by Dalcius · · Score: 1

      It's interesting to see how these things unfold. Notice that most companies these days have disclaimers everywhere, especially in the IT industry.

      "We're not responsible for loss of data, lost work time, nuclear armageddon, etc."

      Some companies go so far as to say that they don't claim their product suitable for any purpose, including the one it was advertised for. Am I right in recalling Microsoft doing that number at some point?

      In the beginning folks just had to trust a company outright. Then some folks got burned and government made laws to keep companies responsible, but we find it swinging back the other way. That's not to say that their disclaimers are worth more than toilet paper in a courtroom, when they finally come to the test, but I think it's interesting to see things falling back on trust somewhat.

      Cheers

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    4. Re:They're required to put disclaimers by Tiroth · · Score: 1

      Thankyouforrandomly removingwhitespace andformattingeverything intogiantparagraphs. Itisveryeasytoread.

    5. Re:They're required to put disclaimers by donnz · · Score: 1

      :-) no worries...

      I was in the middle of formatting when the Submit button was depressed by forces outside my control (twitchy finger).

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    6. Re:They're required to put disclaimers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      When you see "Help! Help! we are on fire!", its time to avoid that company. "We are suing everybody in sight and it may not work".

    7. Re:They're required to put disclaimers by Jerf · · Score: 1
      Am I right in recalling Microsoft doing that number at some point?

      And every single GPL program ever released, as well. GPL section 11:
      BECAUSE THE PROGRAM IS LICENSED FREE OF CHARGE, THERE IS NO WARRANTY FOR THE PROGRAM, TO THE EXTENT PERMITTED BY APPLICABLE LAW. EXCEPT WHEN OTHERWISE STATED IN WRITING THE COPYRIGHT HOLDERS AND/OR OTHER PARTIES PROVIDE THE PROGRAM "AS IS" WITHOUT WARRANTY OF ANY KIND, EITHER EXPRESSED OR IMPLIED, INCLUDING, BUT NOT LIMITED TO, THE IMPLIED WARRANTIES OF MERCHANTABILITY AND FITNESS FOR A PARTICULAR PURPOSE. THE ENTIRE RISK AS TO THE QUALITY AND PERFORMANCE OF THE PROGRAM IS WITH YOU. SHOULD THE PROGRAM PROVE DEFECTIVE, YOU ASSUME THE COST OF ALL NECESSARY SERVICING, REPAIR OR CORRECTION.
      Yes, I know it's free software and not quite the same, but this is not a valid criticism of Microsoft. The real criticism is that there are people who expect 100% in an environment where that is currently flatly impossible, and while I'll happily argue that Microsoft could do much better, I will not argue that even in theory that their products could be perfect. (Even when we go to great lengths to make perfect software, at staggering costs, it still sometimes fails; there's many good reasons to expect this is fundamental in some ways.)

      Unfortunately, there's no good way to partially disclaim quality, so there you have it. You want warenteed software, you're free to pay for it, but it will be orders of magnitude less capable then even Windows 3.1. Good luck affording even a decent text editor built to that standard.
    8. Re:They're required to put disclaimers by Dalcius · · Score: 1

      "Yes, I know it's free software and not quite the same, but this is not a valid criticism of Microsoft."

      I'm not disagreeing with you in spirit, but you don't buy OSS projects from Source Forge. Source Forge doesn't put ads on TV claiming that project X will instantly save you millions, have your co-workers dancing, sprawling about the halls and flying through the air.

      I'd figure if you actually *pay* for something, you should get more than "well, officially we won't say that it does anything." Not perfect mind you -- I understand that point extremely well, I'm a programmer myself. This whole thing is slightly nit-picky since it's only the license, but it's interesting in my view.

      It's a far cry from expecting 100% or a perfect product, but claiming 0% in return for $$$ is absurd if you ask me.

      Cheers

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  59. A Better Version of the Asset Purchase Agreement by Ami+Ganguli · · Score: 4, Informative

    The asset purchase agreement in a much more readable form than the scrambled PDF on SCO's site:at Groklaw

    I don't think I've seen attachment E before, but it appears to be a list of documentation, not software. I wonder if SCO thinks that owning the documentation for the ABI gives them ownership of the ABI itself?

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  60. No... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    that's the pot calling the sugar bowl black. Isn't Novell in the right on this??

    (Damn, I wish I could remember my /. password!)

  61. Happiness is..... by cbdavis · · Score: 1

    the day SCO closes their doors. It is amazing how much effort is being spent to put up with these cretins. I agree with others that their new business model is litigation.

    If I was an SCO employee, I would edit my resume and remove the time I worked that, replace it with "spent some time to deal with personal issues".

    I wonder if employees at SCO read /.? I wonder what they think about whats been happening? Are they embarrassed? Happy? Or just brain dead? I know jobs are tough to get but at some point you gotta realize that some jobs are just plain BAD for you. Working at SCO is not going to be a good career move.

    1. Re:Happiness is..... by Beolach · · Score: 1

      I remember reading somewhere (maybe here on /.) that the Provo Linux User Group (PLUG) staged a protest across the street from SCO some time ago. SCO employee's (hopefully on from the tech departments, but who knows) had already prepared for such demonstrations, and came out and marched around with signs & stuff bashing on Linux (cummunist... piracy... standard FUD).

      So some of SCO's employees show themselves as being really stupid, both as being supportive of SCO's anti Linux stance, and also as walking into a situation highly likely to turn into a brawl.

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    2. Re:Happiness is..... by gcaseye6677 · · Score: 1

      Hell, it would be better to say that you were in jail for 7 years than to tell a tech-savvy company that you worked for SCO during that time. At least the time spent in jail may not have been totally your fault.

  62. Up creek, but do they still have the paddle? by FraggedSquid · · Score: 1

    Just when did they throw away the paddle, or is it all they have left? Perhaps there is some old Norse blood in them, the red mist has fallen over their eyes and they are lashing out at anything that moves.

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  63. Do they even know what they bought already? by minkwe · · Score: 1
    "The SCO Group, Inc. (Nasdaq: SCOX - News), the owner of the UNIX(R) operating system"


    correction:"The SCO Group, Inc. (Nasdaq: SCOX - News), the owner of the UNIX(R) manuals and programmer guides"


    Mark Heise says: "We encourage the public and commercial Linux users to read the Asset Purchase Agreement from 1995 (including Attachment E found at www.sco.com/novell)"


    Simply put attatchment E is a list of programmer manuals and user guides. So now we know what oldSCO bought from Novell.

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  64. HM ok file this under by falcon5768 · · Score: 1

    you have got to be fucking kidding me, how is ther lawfirm working with them letting them file these suits knowing there is no way in hell they could possibly win!!!!! (was yelling but /. wont let me, I thin there should be a CAPS ok if yelling about a sco article button over there)

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    1. Re:HM ok file this under by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is the David Boies law firm.

      They represented Napster in Napster vs RIAA with results known.

      They represented Al Gore in Presidential Elections 2000 with results known.

      It only makes sense for them to represent SCO.

  65. Re:Next: IBM lawsuit on hold while this plays out by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The IBM lawsuit is about contract disputes not copyrights, these two will probably go on in parallel.

  66. Their new legal team by Anonymous+Cowabunga · · Score: 1

    http://requaweb.home.comcast.net/dewey/

  67. Re:Is this childish language necessary? by Tackhead · · Score: 1
    > >" It looks like SCO has finally ditched their failing product line in favor of 24/7 litigation and PR work."
    >
    > Show some objectivity, or I have no reason to bother reading the story you found, since I must assume you are pushing an agenda, rather than reporting news.

    ...because the fact that SCO has ditched a failing product line in favor of 24/7 litigation and PR work ceased to be "news" six months ago.

  68. Just to make sure... by nadamsieee · · Score: 1

    I find this interesting:

    The injunction would require Novell to assign to SCO all copyrights that Novell has wrongfully registered, prevent Novell from representing any ownership interest in those copyrights, and require Novell to retract or withdraw all representations it has made regarding its purported ownership of those copyrights.

    Its like they don't even believe that they own the copyrights and want to secure them via litigation. Of course, that shouldn't surprise anyone...

  69. The One Product to Stop SCO FUD by MonkeyGone2Heaven · · Score: 4, Funny


    Lie detector glasses that work on press releases, coming soon from Nemesys-co!

    1. Re:The One Product to Stop SCO FUD by pjrc · · Score: 2, Informative
      There was an old computer joke from the 80's, which still pretty much applies today....

      The difference between a used car salesman and a computer salesman is ..... the car dealer knows he's lying to you.

      Seriously, it looks like Darl and the SCO Group really do believe what they're saying. A ponderance of the evidence, er <groklaw> groklaw <groklaw> hasn't phased them. A judgement against them in court still might not break the denial, nor would likely an expression of the meritless nature of their case by the judge (as in USL vs Berkley over BSD), and the subsequent collapse of their stock price.

      The point is they're in denial, even since the bluff didn't work when IBM gave them the finger. Every wrong turn, every setback, every shred of evidence they've had ripped to pieces in public... only has served to strengthen their resolve and deepen the denial.

      What you need is hopeless denial/delusion glasses. Simple lie/love detector glasses will be much too simple for SCO.

    2. Re:The One Product to Stop SCO FUD by WhiteWolf666 · · Score: 2, Informative

      I'm not so certain----

      They need to LOOK like they believe what they are saying, otherwise the pump and dump wouldn't work.

      Regardless of whether or not they are sincere, they need to look like they believe every word of their BS---

      Otherwise, the scam would all be for naught....

      --
      WhiteWolf666 an exBush supporter. All you new-school,compassionate,save the children Republicans can rot in hell
    3. Re:The One Product to Stop SCO FUD by Jerf · · Score: 1

      Hey, these so-called "Press Release Lie Detector Glasses" are just solid pieces of black plastic!

  70. Re:Don't forget... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Isn't it $1499 by now?

  71. Logo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Stop using the Caldera logo for SCO stories. It's unfair to the "old" Caldera that would have never had anything to do with this stuff.

  72. Re:Is this childish language necessary? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I must assume you are pushing an agenda, rather than reporting news.

    You must be new here.

  73. SCO running on PR fumes by BookRead · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Let's see Friday is court day on IBM's case. I smell a pretty bad debacle for SCO there.

    Novell's been doing a pretty good job harrying SCO's flanks to the point where SCO is probably getting nowhere selling "licenses". They HAD to sue Novell to keep the pretense up.

    I've noticed that their PR releases don't list a PR agency anymore. I used to work for a PR firm and usually they'll handle or coordinate media queries. Being done in house now. Hmmmm.... Maybe they can't find a flack who'll touch them.

    My guess is that it's all about the stock price now but... The PR machine is losing steam. Like a junkie they need more drugs/PR to keep going.

    Don't worry about the stock price, that's trailing news. There's so little stock being traded relative to amount outstanding that it doesn't take much to support it and the press releases are getting less effective. It'll crash rather spectacularly when there's a completely adverse opinion in one of the cases.

    Friday will be fun to watch!

  74. Even the BSA hates SCO by gosand · · Score: 1
    How long until the BSA starts conducting raids on businesses without SCO "liceneses"? By the BSA's standards, unlicensed software will get you audited, and they like to bring in their pet cops to do these raids.

    I'll bet even the BSA looks at SCO and says "Jeez, what a bunch of clueless pricks."

    Talk about the ultimate insult.

    --

    My beliefs do not require that you agree with them.

  75. It's about time. by ackthpt · · Score: 5, Interesting
    It's about time this finally came to a head and got settled. Novell had to expect this, so it's little more than a chess move to draw out SCO, which it has. Fight it out in court, not by urinating all over the market.

    Pssst, Darl.. Some 17 year old punk named Mike Rowe is running his website on Linux! You better file suit against him, too!

    Don't get him started. There's probably some kid out there S. C. Oh with a website...

    --

    A feeling of having made the same mistake before: Deja Foobar
    1. Re:It's about time. by grub · · Score: 5, Informative

      Just found this: McBride was singing a slightly different tune back in October..

      --
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    2. Re:It's about time. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      whoops, "October 2002" I mean.

    3. Re:It's about time. by EvilTwinSkippy · · Score: 1

      I am not seeing what about you are talking.

      --
      "Learning is not compulsory... neither is survival."
      --Dr.W.Edwards Deming
    4. Re:It's about time. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > I am not seeing what about you are talking.

      I didn't look for the "tune" in question, but I did notice the date.

      Wasn't that also about the same time that, according to Novell, TSCOG stopped paying any royalties to them? Doesn't that strike you as odd?

      --Ian R. Justman, who really should create an account.

    5. Re:It's about time. by FatherBusa · · Score: 1

      Remember that letter Eric Raymond wrote to Darl McBride? Man, I'm glad he did that.

    6. Re:It's about time. by NaugaHunter · · Score: 1

      It's probably just me, but does that picture of McBride look like X Files' Krycek to anyone else?

      --
      R: That voice. Where have I heard that voice before? B: In about 365 other episodes. But I don't know who it is either.
    7. Re:It's about time. by wathead · · Score: 2, Insightful

      That picture of him makes me sick.I am so tired of seeing his lying face.
      Oh and that was in October of 2002 not 2003. I dont guess the Unix sales went as well as he intended and they got out of GNU/Linux as well.
      What ever happened with the Caldera stockholders class action lawsuit?
      They need more lawyers on staff.

    8. Re:It's about time. by gr0nd · · Score: 1

      This is an odd place to settle it, though. If I read the complaint correctly, this is a copyright dispute. Copyrights are federal law. Copyright suits are normally brought in a federal court. Why is this in state court? The SCO v IBM suit is in Federal court. Bizarre.

    9. Re:It's about time. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I noticed that till date most FUDs generated from SCO are only through press release. To maintain their FUD at the same level, they have to come up with more insane suits/threats. Now I guess, this is the one of the few last once. I am curious to see what else they have now in their arsenal after this

  76. Mod parent up! by Thud457 · · Score: 1
    " Are there any legal consequences for all of SCO's barratry? "

    Yeah, I'd like to know about that, too.

    --

    the preceding comment is my own and in no way reflects the opinion of the Joint Chiefs of Staff

  77. Slam dunk for SCO by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This case should be an easy win for SCO. Novell is shooting their mouth off since they own a stake in Linux, and it will be good to get the actual facts, rather than Novell BS.

  78. You must remember... by Blic · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Caldera as a company was founded with the sole purpose of suing Microsoft over DR-DOS, which they had acquired. Litigation is nothing new, it's been their business model from day one.

    1. Re:You must remember... by minkeyboodle · · Score: 5, Informative

      Bull. Caldera got DOS quite a bit after it was founded. Caldera started as a company bundling the Looking Glass desktop interface on top of Red Hat Linux! DOS wasn't even in the picture then.

      Getting history straight on this whole convoluted mess is not the easiest thing in the world. But seeing some of it first hand helps... :)

    2. Re:You must remember... by Blic · · Score: 4, Informative
      I stand corrected then, but it is a convoluted mess, hehe, and I confused a few points...

      Caldera as a company was split shortly before filing suit - it was split into (at least) Caldera and Caldera Systems. Caldera Systems was the Linux part, Caldera was a holding company that existed solely to sue Microsoft. In fact, they filed suit against Microsoft the very day they purchased DR-DOS from Novell...

      Apparently Caldera Systems as a compnay didn't profit from the MS settlement at all (only Caldera stockholders did, MS nemesis and Novell co-founder Noorda chief amongst them), but their IPO was on the exact same day Caldera announced the MS settlement, hehe...

      The parallels are eerie though...

      1. Buy "dead" technology from Novell...
      2. Sue
      3. Profit!

    3. Re:You must remember... by ce25254 · · Score: 1

      Looking Glass ?!?
      Good night, Visix, that brings back memories. Back in the days when a cross-patform toolkit really was trying to do something.
      Wow.
      *sniffle*

    4. Re:You must remember... by Watts+Martin · · Score: 4, Informative

      Caldera as a company was founded with the sole purpose of suing Microsoft over DR-DOS.

      Unless you have insider evidence that proves otherwise, that's simply not true. Caldera was founded in 1994 by the programmers who were working on Novell's original Linux product in the early '90s, which Ray Noorda wanted to bundle with DR-DOS and make a "Windows 95 killer" before Windows 95 got to market. Infoworld did a fair amount of reporting on this back in the day, referring to it as "the Corsair Project." Caldera's original web site talked about this project originally, and had internal logos that they were using for the project, although they were referring to it as "Expose." When Noorda was forced out and the project was canned, the programmers took what they could and built a Linux distribution from it.

      Caldera acquired DR-DOS in 1996 from Novell, and Novell had already laid out the groundwork for the litigation, which they had chosen not to pursue. Caldera did pursue it, and frankly, they were right to. At the time, I can assure you the general feeling on Slashdot was, "Yeah! You go!" Seven or eight years ago, these were the good guys. Caldera certainly wasn't sitting around and waiting for a big payoff, though--they were actively developing both Caldera Network Desktop and embedded systems based on Linux and DR-DOS.

      Last but not least, what you really must remember is that the current SCO Group has no executives, no products--and quite possibly no employees at all--in common with Caldera Systems. For all practical purposes, they're a completely different company.

    5. Re:You must remember... by IANAAC · · Score: 1

      Actually, at the time, it was a pretty neat desktop. By today's standards it obviously wouldn't hold its own though. I had used it back in maybe 96-97... it had a GREAT Netware Client that worked with 4.x (what was "in" at the time), not to mention pretty decent NW Admin tools. I'm assuming that the tight Netware integration had to do with the then close ties with Novell.
      How things change.

  79. Straight from the horse's mouth... by nadamsieee · · Score: 1
    ...or is it 'butt'?

    Anyways, here's the link: http://ir.sco.com/ReleaseDetail.cfm?ReleaseID=1269 26

  80. The irony is delicious by bangular · · Score: 1

    SCO accusing others of slander? That's like Jenna Jameson accusing the local librarian of having a loose puss.

  81. heir to the throne of the kingdom of idiots by Ixitar · · Score: 5, Interesting

    In viewing SCO Group's actions, a quote from Babylon 5 comes to mind.

    In the words of Londo Mollari: "only an idiot fights a war on two fronts; only the heir to the throne of the kingdom of idiots would fight a war on twelve fronts."

    I think that we have found the heir to the throne of the kingdom of idiots. I have lost track on how many entities they are really going after and how many they are threatening to go after.

    1. Re:heir to the throne of the kingdom of idiots by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In the words of Londo Mollari: "only an idiot fights a war on two fronts; only the heir to the throne of the kingdom of idiots would fight a war on twelve fronts."

      Does this make Daryl McBride Lord Refa or Emperor Cartagia?

      My guess is Emperor Cartgia smoking Refa... ;-)

    2. Re:heir to the throne of the kingdom of idiots by Jester1023 · · Score: 1

      Another quote-this one I found at the bottom of the page:
      Lord, what fools these mortals be! -- William Shakespeare, "A Midsummer-Night's Dream"
      Ironic.

  82. Never by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Caldera's business model was always litigation.

  83. From the Family Guy "New Quahog" by FerretFrottage · · Score: 1

    "Do you remember when you asked me the definition of irony..."

    --
    "Look Lois, the two symbols of the Republican Party: an elephant, and a fat white guy who is threatened by change."
  84. What does this have to do with Linux? by happyfrogcow · · Score: 4, Interesting

    said Mark Heise, partner, Boies, Schiller and Flexner, LLP. "We encourage the public and commercial Linux users to read the Asset Purchase Agreement from 1995 (including Attachment E found at www.sco.com/novell) and Amendment 2 so they can see for themselves that SCO owns the copyrights to UNIX and UnixWare."

    What does a copyright violation case between Novell and SCO have to do with Linux? ...Besides the fact that Novell just bought into the Linux sector with it's purchase of SuSE. This debate apparently stems from something well before Novells involvement with Linux.

    Save it for the judge pall, I know we slashdotten have uber legal skills, but thank your lucky stars that it won't be up to us.

    Seriously though, why point out Linux users specifically? Why not just leave it at "public" instead of "public and... "

    SCO and lawyerfriends are now just perpetuating a flame war.

    1. Re:What does this have to do with Linux? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Informative

      IBM stole the SCO code and copy-pasted it into Linux, that's what.

    2. Re:What does this have to do with Linux? by happyfrogcow · · Score: 1

      "IBM stole the SCO code and copy-pasted it into Linux, that's what."

      Sorry, but thats the other lawsuit. This one has nothing to do with IBM. It's between Novell and SCO Group. However the lawyer insisted on throwing Linux into the mix for publicity reasons <speculation type='strong'>required by contract with microsoft maybe?</speculation>

    3. Re:What does this have to do with Linux? by jvance · · Score: 2, Informative

      Yes, it has everything to do with IBM. SCO's claim is that their intellectual property was copied into Linux by IBM in a breach of contract.

      Novell's claim is that any intellectual property in question actually belongs to Novell, not SCO. If the IP belongs to Novell, then SCO has no basis whatsoever for their lawsuit. Summary judgement time.

    4. Re:What does this have to do with Linux? by Xtifr · · Score: 1

      No, even if Novell owns the code, SCO is pretty clearly their designated agent for licensing it, which should be sufficient grounds for them (SCO) to continue their suit against IBM. Anyway, a large part of SCO's claims against IBM have to do with "Project Monterey" (the now-dead port of SysV to the all-but-dead ia64), which SCO and IBM and others were collaborating on. That part of the suit clearly has nothing to do with who owns the code.

    5. Re:What does this have to do with Linux? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Save it for the judge pall, I know we slashdotten have uber legal skills

      To match our uber spelling skillz.

  85. re: to cause customers and potential customers by rbird76 · · Score: 1

    SCO's income and "popularity" comes from harrassing and intimidating their customers (and people who might even have thought about being customers). Why would they have any customers left? I want to buy a (useful) product from someone, rather than purchasing a useless POS with the option of paying for further litigation at some time in the future. That more than anything shows SCO's contempt for their customer base, and is why SCO no longer has a customer base.

    the whole of Darl's lies and misrepresentation to his customers and stockholders is icing on the cowpie that SCO is trying to force on its stockholders, customers, and anyone who owns a computer. The suits (and the "licensing fees" SCO hopes to extract) are the "cake".

  86. Wait a sec... by metrazol · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Maybe I'm confused, but shouldn't SCO have sued Novell first? If they go to trial with IBM before the Novell suit is worked out, then the Big Blue Bulldozer can ride right over them with the ol' "SCO is tied up in court to prove they own the rights to the code that they say they own, but Novell says differently, and it's still up in the air, so they can't touch us" argument. Therefore, SCO better pray that Novell loses (yeah, that'll happen) quickly (Oh wow I can't stop laughing) before IBM gets in front of a judge to have SCO's claims dismissed while Big Blue can continue with its counterclaims. Put simply, SCO just found out, or realized, that they put the cart in front of the horse...not that they own any such horse, cart, or are even on a road anybody recognizes...

    Everybody who thinks IBM's lawyer's bust out a Big Blue Grin when this came out, raise your hand.

    --
    "Life's funny sometimes." "And sometimes it isn't." --Cat's Cradle
    1. Re:Wait a sec... by BigGar' · · Score: 1

      I don't think SCO thought of this contingency when they started with IBM.

      --


      Shop smart, Shop S-Mart.
  87. Who Settles First? IBM or Novell? by jcaveman · · Score: 3, Interesting

    This is all a little strange. It seems to me that the IBM case would have to be set on hold until after the Novell case is settled. I mean how can you finish suing IBM for misuse/misappropration of IP until you've settled who the actual owner of the copyrighted material is? (That of course assumes any of said copyrighted material can be proven to belong to anyone in particular or that it has actually been misappropriated into other software ;-)

    1. Re:Who Settles First? IBM or Novell? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      It seems to me that the IBM case would have to be set on hold until after the Novell case is settled.
      It's like suing somebody because he stole your car, and as soon as you should present any evidence saying "Wait a minute, let me first check if I really bought it".

    2. Re:Who Settles First? IBM or Novell? by SpamHeart · · Score: 1
      This is all a little strange. It seems to me that the IBM case would have to be set on hold until after the Novell case is settled. I mean how can you finish suing IBM for misuse/misappropration of IP until you've settled who the actual owner of the copyrighted material is?

      ============

      Shouldn't affect the IBM case at all, as that dispute is over a supposed contract problem between the parties (IBM is accused of contributing their own original code into Linux, code which was once possibly in the same room with the letters SCO).

      DC

    3. Re:Who Settles First? IBM or Novell? by cyxs · · Score: 1

      People are forgetting. You can own/have rights to the IP of something without being the owner of the copyright. The APA gives SCO the right to the UNIXWare product and what is needed to sub-licence it and other products of its type.
      So then SCO doesn't have to prove copyright ownership of it. They want copyright ownership so they can tell Novell to goto hell and do whatever they want with the product because then they would be the copyright owner.

  88. litigious bastards linking campaign! by herrvinny · · Score: 1
    1. Re:litigious bastards linking campaign! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Have you noticed that this has had little or no effect on www.sco.com on Google? If you google for 'litigious bastards', you get scores of blog links, but no www.sco.com.

      What gives -- is Google blocking the attempt to make 'litigous bastards' -> www.sco.com?

  89. With apologies to the Simpsons by s20451 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Agent: This is a simple lie detector. I'll ask you a few yes or no questions and you just answer truthfully. Do you understand?

    McBride: Yes.

    (The polygraph explodes.)

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  90. We wanna see their hand now, i fold. by t_allardyce · · Score: 1

    I think ladbrookes should start taking bets on this, they could fill the shop with geeks staring at stock screens instead of horse punters etc! SCO must have something big after all this, even if its the revelation that they had nothing but the lawyers figured it was a good and legal idea that would make money from licensing and give them advertising!?

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    This comment does not represent the views or opinions of the user.
  91. One Issue: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I hope the judge of this case is fully aware that the SCO that Novell sold stuff to is NOT the same SCO that is around now. The current company calling itself SCO used to be Caldera and had nothing to do with the Novell-SCO 1995 agreement.

  92. If only Novell could have pulled the plug.. by inf0mike · · Score: 3, Insightful

    .. on SCO before now. From my reading of the asset purchase agreement(s), Novell retained certain rights over SCO, including the right to "undo" certain things that SCO might do to their licensees, e.g. SCO revokes IBM's license, Novell un-revokes it. I find it surprising that they have not been able to just pull the plug on SCO for all of their recent behaviour. It's a shame, but I'm sure that if they could have done, they would have.

  93. Your anology isn't taken far enough... by Thud457 · · Score: 1
    "The word SCO is in danger of becoming a synonym for " frivolously sue with absolutely no basis in reality, and then crater so hard that the Morlocks pound on their floor, yelling at you to keep quiet down there.

    That is, to maliciously waste one's time.

    Or more succinctly, just FAIL IT.

    --

    the preceding comment is my own and in no way reflects the opinion of the Joint Chiefs of Staff

  94. intellectual property: not found by dAzED1 · · Score: 1
    A few posted that following the "failing product line" link had something funny - when you look at the bar on the right, under "Intellectual Property Home Page" , you find that it gives a Document Not Found error.

    And really, if that's not humour, what is. I imagine somewhere someone hacked the website just to kill that one page. That someone is a cool person, no matter what any of you think. They have my vote, at least.

    I'm composing this all with links to the 404 in question simply because 99% of /.'ers are too lazy to follow links. Feel free to mod down for redundancy anyway.

  95. yeah right by mAIsE · · Score: 3, Funny
    "Novell's false and misleading representations that it owns the UNIX and UnixWare copyrights has caused SCO irreparable harm to its copyrights, its business, and its reputation. "

    like SCO has a reputation to uphold at this point...

    1. Re:yeah right by sharkey · · Score: 3, Funny

      Yes, actually, they do. They can't have it appear that another company is able to supply "false and misleading representations that it owns UNIX". SCO needs maintain the public perception that they are the only company that can provide false and misleading representations that it owns UNIX.

      --

      --
      "Outlook not so good." That magic 8-ball knows everything! I'll ask about Exchange Server next.
    2. Re:yeah right by Jaysyn · · Score: 1

      It's a shame this whole thing isn't more mainstream, I can just see the "Daily Show" jokes.

      Jaysyn

      --
      There is a war going on for your mind.
  96. SCO Law Firm by mj2k · · Score: 3, Funny

    SCO (SCOX) has recently announced a change in the mission of the company. Citing failures to produce revenue growth chairman Darl McBride has decided to initiate a corporate injury law firm. "We already have several important clients (SCO v. IBM,SCO v. Novell, Redhat v. Novell) and this is proof that we can draw out lawsuits for many years, producing extraordinary increases in stock value." In other news the recently bankrupt Redback Networks has filed with SCO to sue Cisco for alleged patent infringement. When the Redback CEO was asked about the details of this infringement he replied "due to the potential damage to Redback such details cannot be provided. However we recognize that the corporations who purchased infringing hardware from Cisco did so without prior knowledge, so we are introducing a new licensing fee of $500 per unit until the end of the summer, at which time the said fee will be raised to $1000".

  97. Short SCO? by artemis67 · · Score: 1

    SCO might be a good stock to short sell... Wall Street seems to think that SCO has the goods, we who are actually in the tech community are almost certain that SCO is full of crap.

    Even if SCO can prove that some of their code worked its way into Linux, that code will be coming out within weeks, I guarantee, and they essentially lose again.

    1. Re:Short SCO? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Actually, their stock is shorted out. You won't be able to short it unless you get really lucky. Too many people have already shorted stock, and most of it is still owned by a few institutions and insiders, leaving very little around to short. (Actually, speculation has RBC's recent purchase as a method of covering shorts sold in a manner that wouldn't, as I understand it, have been allowed under US law.)

      My personal speculation is that they made their press release, and then did a little stock activity themselves to drive the price up a bit, hoping to get some momentum going. They failed, obviously, but _someone_ has been gaming their stock prices for months. Given the ownership, it's a pretty safe bet who's been behind it.

  98. Slander of Title by eddy · · Score: 2, Informative

    Here's what it means, courtesy of yogi61bear's findings:

    Slander of Title

    To recover in an action for slander of title, a party must allege and prove: (i) the utterings and publishing of disparaging words; (ii) that they were false; (iii) that they were malicious; (iv) that special damages were sustained thereby; (v) that the plaintiff possessed an estate or interest in the property disparaged; and (vi) the loss of a specific sale. Malice is a basis for recovery of actual damages in a slander of title case means merely that the acts must have been deliberate conduct without reasonable cause. A patent may well be the subject of a slander of title action as Prosser and Keeton state that intangible interest such as "trademarks, copyrights [and] patents" may be the subject of the tort.

    As compared to other "injurious falsehood" causes of action, slander of title or property differs in that there is no presumption of damages. The plaintiff must show that he or she sustains special damage proximately, naturally and reasonably resulting from the alleged slander. Attorneys' fees are not recoverable in slander of title actions, and neither damages to reputation nor consequential mental damages are recoverable in action for slander of title. The plaintiff must prove the loss of a specific sale, i.e., that a pending sale was defeated by the slander. However, the reasonable expense of litigation necessary to remove the doubt, or cloud, from the property or title thereto has been held to be recoverable. Additionally, punitive damages are also recoverable in an action for slander of title. Thus, as was the case with a defamation cause of action, a plaintiff should allege that defendant's actions were both intentional and with malice.

    -- By Paul C. Van Slyke

    --
    Belief is the currency of delusion.
  99. Amendment E is only Copyrights for SysV MANUALS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

    These guys at SCO are deceptive idiots!

    Reading Amendment E and you will see that only the copyrights to the various manuals of Sys V are transferred to old SCO (not current Caldera/SCO Group).

    However to a casual observer it might look like SCO got the copyrights to Sys V itself, which is not the case.

    Thus Novell is correct and this new Fog and Mirror attack from SCOG is completely bogus.

    --
    Andre

  100. In other words... by Argon+Sloth · · Score: 1

    SCO files suit against Novell in an effort to have their balls released from Novell's vice grip.

    --
    Laziness is a virtue, anyone who bothers to tell you otherwise, is clearly lacking it.
  101. Wheeee!!! by MuParadigm · · Score: 2, Insightful


    Wheeee!!! Another SCO lawsuit!

    Darl and Co. really missed the boat on another revenue tie-in: Reality Programming. Can you *imagine* what a great comedy this would make? Just prop up the cameras, then let Darl, Chris Sontag, Blake Stowell, Jeff Hunsaker, Mark Heise, David Boies, Kevin McBride, and etc., rip.

    They'd make a *fortune*!!!

    And then they could sue Court TV for "IP infringement". More Money!

    Po' li'l set upon Darl. All the big corporate boys are conspiring against him. And all the li'l Linux boys are piling on.

    Seriously, though, I think Litigious Bastards 'R' Us, Inc. have finally signed their death warrant.

  102. Interesting.... by rewt66 · · Score: 1

    So, to win this case, SCO will have to prove in court that what Novell said was false, and that SCO lost a specific sale because of what Novell said. I don't see much chance of them proving either one... But hey, what am I thinking? I'm talking like they care about winning the suit, instead of just pumping the stock price, slinging FUD, and stalling. Disclaimer: IANAL.

  103. Please excuse the ignorance by MajorDick · · Score: 1

    BUT WHY , WHY in the name of god do companies wait till the end of the day to release this stuff.

    1. Re:Please excuse the ignorance by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Because they work all day to make the press release?

  104. Re:Howard Dean's "Episode" Last Night by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Calm down, Dean.

  105. Does this delay the IBM trial? by dsojourner · · Score: 1

    This could serve a significant ulterior goal for SCO. By postponing the IBM trial (awaiting resolution of their ownership of the copyright), they increase the time during which uncertainty (such as it is) about linux remains high.

    So this could be as much an attempt to decrease linux share and increase royalties as it is to establish whether Novel sold the rights that SCO claims they did.

  106. Hooray! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Let's hear it for the litigious bastards

  107. Why is it stupid? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They think they own it, so why not hire for it?

  108. The Technical Term Is... by Steve+B · · Score: 3, Insightful
    Novell has made false statements with the intent to cause customers and potential customers to not do business with SCO.

    projection (pr&-JEK-sh&n): The attribution of one's own attitudes, feelings, or desires to someone or something as a naive or unconscious defense against anxiety or guilt.

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  109. Re:Next: IBM lawsuit on hold while this plays out by CAIMLAS · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Nonsense.

    Redhat's claims have nothing to do with who owns the property rights to UNIX, and IBM's case is nearly at a close, and doesn't really hinge on whether or not SCO owns UNIX - they've gotten this far, they're surely not going to suspend the case until the Novell/SCO case builds up for a matter of months, etc.

    As soon as one case concludes against SCO, SCO is pretty much done for. It doesn't really matter which one, and IBM's is the one that is closest to closure at the moment. Why not let it finish, instead of shutting it down?

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  110. Here's a prediction... by femto · · Score: 1

    The SCO case against IBM will fail. SCO will then divert it's efforts into a meritless copyright case based on 'error.h'.

    1. Re:Here's a prediction... by SoSueMe · · Score: 1

      I'd rather see them forced to try to make their case based on what they have now. Which is ....???

  111. Actually, no, it doesn't impact their IBM case... by Svartalf · · Score: 1

    Considering that they're not claiming Copyright infringement, but rather breach of contract and misappropriation of Trade Secrets- it's in their court filing for IBM case. A dismissal with predjudice would imply that they didn't have a case in the first place and that they made public proclaimations of infringement but could not produce anything of the sort before the Court in IBM's countersuit. This turns ON Red Hat's case, irregardless of Copyright issues between SCO and Novell- they're claiming infringement, but can't produce it. Doesn't matter whether or not they own the alleged infringements or not- if they can't prove them, they're guilty of violations of the Lanham act either way.

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  112. Can't short it! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

    There are no shares available to short. That means that at least 25% of the float is held short, possibly more. Some people on Wall St. apparently don't believe that SCO has the goods, and are shorting this pig massively.

    1. Re:Can't short it! by ptbarnett · · Score: 1
      There are no shares available to short. That means that at least 25% of the float is held short, possibly more.

      Almost three times the average daily volume was shorted, on 9/3/2003:

      http://www.viwes.com/invest/shorts/query.cgi?q=sco x

      The website is no longer being updated, as NASDAQ is no longer providing the data for free. But, can see that the short interest ratio has been climbing steadily, despite an increase in average daily volume.

  113. quite elaborate by LuxFX · · Score: 1

    I've got to hand it to SCO. This is one of the most elaborate pump-n-dump schemes I've seen. The only thing missing is SCO using a virus to distribute spam about SCO's stock prices....

    Oh wait, there's goes my email alert. I spoke too soon.

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  114. Maybe its a fast track to a final outcome? by MoogMan · · Score: 1

    I personally believe this to be a Good Thing(tm). IANAL, but wouldnt that mean if this case goes through and SCO lose, all other cases are null and void?

  115. Re:A Better Version of the Asset Purchase Agreemen by AndyS · · Score: 1

    Yeah, this attachment E seems to be new, I don't recall having seen it before.

    I must admit, the actual entire asset purchase agreement is incredibly strange. I think that the text in Ammendment 2 is a bit weird - it would be interesting to know what copyrights SCO would ever need to do certain things. It's very strange

  116. ROFL! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I think you need some proper courses on the art of trolling. Try trolling 101 by SexyKellyOsbourne.

  117. Lie Detector Glasses Coming Soon... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Sounds cool and useful but...

    I do not need lie dector glasses to tell that SCO is lieing and full of shit.

  118. Slip out by lcde · · Score: 1

    I think SCO thinks that the more lawsuits with the same 3 companies they can dish up the better. This way things will get so confusing, and laywers of IBM, Novell and RedHat will be exchanging so much infomation they will lose track and think they are suing each other. Letting SCO slip out of the lawsuit all together.

    This in turn gives SCO the perfect amount of time to create a new buisness. SCO Chocolates.

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  119. From The Law Firm Of Carly Simon by tds67 · · Score: 5, Funny
    You're SCO vain, you probably think System V is about you
    You're so vain, I'll bet you think that OS is about you
    Don't you? Don't You? Don't You?

    SCO had some dreams they were flushed down the toilet, flushed down the toilet, and...

  120. Re:Next: IBM lawsuit on hold while this plays out by Geek+of+Tech · · Score: 1
    >>Bottom line: several more years of drawn out FUD with no resolution in sight.

    Oh course there's no resolution! The Pixel is SCO's IP!

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  121. Interpretation of ammendment #2 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Amendment #2 of the SCO/Novell Asset purchase Agreement paraphrased: SCO gets Copyrights and trademarks owned by Novell that are REQUIRED for SCO to exercise its rights with respect to the acquisition of UNIX and UnixWare technologies.

    Which copyrights and trademarks are required so SCO can exercise it rights?
    What are SCO's rights in terms of the purchase agreement?
    What would make a copyright or trademark required?
    What is the mechanism for transferring these copyrights and trademarks?
    Who gets to decide if they are required?

    SCO apparantly says that all trademarks and copyrights are required and the only necessary mechanism for transfer is that they register them.

    Novell apparantly says that SCO has to specifically ask for a particular trademark or copyright and it is up to Novell to decide if that trademark or copyright is actually required. Only then does SCO get the trademark or copyright.

    Is there some standard, established way that trademarks and copyrights are transferred?

  122. Now I KNOW Linus was right by div_2n · · Score: 4, Funny

    If IBM is an 800lb gorilla, and their lawsuit was their weapon, then they essentially are asking the gorilla for a stick to hit them with.

    If Novell is the 400lb cousin of the 800lb gorilla, then SCO just shot it with a BB gun and is expecting it to drop.

    If you locked John Grisham in a room blaring Rage Against the Machine and hooked him up to an IV drip with LSD filled in the bag and gave him some Nicotine gum to chew and no sleep for 10 days, he wouldn't come up with this mess in a million years.

    1. Re:Now I KNOW Linus was right by El · · Score: 1

      If you locked John Grisham in a room blaring Rage Against the Machine and hooked him up to an IV drip with LSD filled in the bag and gave him some Nicotine gum to chew and no sleep for 10 days, he wouldn't come up with this mess in a million years. Sort of makes you wonder what sort of serious drugs McBride and co. were on when they came up with it, doesn't it? For the love of God, Darl -- please remember your body is a temple, and stay off the crack!

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    2. Re:Now I KNOW Linus was right by ChaoticLimbs · · Score: 1

      You, sir, are the new winner of the "Seriously Fucked-up But Still Absofuckinglutely Hilarious Bent Allegory Award" for 2004.
      Congratulations.
      Get the fuck back to work.

  123. You keep using that word... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...I do not think it means what you think it means.

  124. Now wouldn't it be fun if........ by HawkEye4077 · · Score: 1

    Novell was able to rescind SCO's license :) I think that is called 'rough justice'

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  125. Notice by asit+ler · · Score: 0

    You can replace every mention of "Novell" in that article with "SCO Group", and every mention of "SCO Group" with "Linux" and it'd still be true.

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  126. Dumb Joke by MonkeyCookie · · Score: 1

    That has to have been the worst joke I've heard in a while... yet, I still find it incredibly funny.

    I'm easily amused, I guess

  127. Go to the Linux World page on this - EEEVIL! by wowbagger · · Score: 1

    Folks, go toThe Linux World page and look at the ad from IBM.

    The page linked is Linux World's page on SCO v. Novell - with an IBM Linux ad, featuring the face of "Linux" with the words
    I know you are
    but what am I?

    over it.

    EEEEVILLLL!

    You KNOW that IBM had that ready and waiting for this move!

    1. Re:Go to the Linux World page on this - EEEVIL! by wowbagger · · Score: 1

      You may need to reload a couple of times to get that ad, rather than the dribbleclack ad.

      I DO have a screen snap of it here

  128. Novell partly to blame for this mess by truth_revealed · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Believe me - I hate SCO as much as the next guy, but Novell is partly to blame for this mess because they have so poorly managed the ownership of UNIX and its related intellectual property so that this situation could happen in the first place. I bet even they do not know what the hell they sold SCO or what they own at this point. Novell just got copyright assignment for the Sys V code a few months ago. For the record, what did they sell to SCO, anyway? And how much did SCO pay for whatever it is they bought?

    1. Re:Novell partly to blame for this mess by ScottSpeaks! · · Score: 2, Informative
      For the record, what did they sell to SCO, anyway?

      As I understand Novell's side of the story: they sold Caldera A) the right to use the whole source tree of UnixWare, and B) copyright ownership of some vaguely-defined subset which was "required for SCO to exercise its rights to the acquisition of UNIX and UnixWare technologies". The case will probably be decided based on the court's interpretation of that clause.

    2. Re:Novell partly to blame for this mess by skink1100 · · Score: 1

      SCO/Caldera paid something to the tune of $150M. As to WHAT they paid for, it looks like lawyers from both sides kept it vague enough to keep themselves in business for awhile. From the Novell/SCO correspondence on Novell's site, I gather there really is contradictory language in the relevent contract(s).

      S

    3. Re:Novell partly to blame for this mess by rgmoore · · Score: 3, Informative
      For the record, what did they sell to SCO, anyway?

      As I understand it, Novell had two key bits of Unix, the old SysV codebase and the newer Unixware. SysV wasn't under active development and had mostly been used as a base platform on which companies built their own customized Unix versions. Most of the big Unix vendors had to pay SysV licensing fees to continue selling their Unix variants. (Many other companies had in-house versions of Unix and also had to pay licensing fees. Companies were allowed to buy out their licenses for a lump sum, and I think that most of the big vendors have already done so.) Unixware was an actively developed system that was sold by Novell to end-users as a fully fledged operating system.

      SCO (and it's important to note that this was "Old SCO", which is now Tarantella, not the company now calling itself SCO, which was then called Caldera) bought different rights to the two codebases. Unixware was the main point of the sale, and SCO got the essential rights to Unixware. As I understand it, that included the right to all the earnings from sales of Unixware and the right to develop the codebase further. SysV was seen as being something of a dead end, even though companies still had to pay licensing fees for it, so SCO bought much more limited rights to it. SCO collected the licensing revenue, but it then paid all that money straight back to Novell. Novell then turned around and gave 5% of the SysV money back to SCO as an agent's fee.

      It seems pretty ludicrous to think that SCO bought full rights to SysV. There would be no reason for them to agree to a 5/95 split with Novell if they were actually buying the SysV codebase lock, stock, and barrel. NewSCO clearly has an uphill battle to convince anyone that the agreement with Novell constitutes a sale of the full rights.

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    4. Re:Novell partly to blame for this mess by Trepalium · · Score: 3, Insightful

      The Santa Cruz Operation paid $150M to Novell for Unixware, etc. Caldera paid $30M to SCO for these contracts, and SCO changed their name to Tarantella, and then Caldera changed their name to The SCO Group. Novell holds that The Santa Cruz Operation paid that money to become Novell's exclusive agent in selling Unixware, and related products. Caldera believes that they bought the copyrights. SCOldera is playing a name game here, hoping to muddle the issue further. They talk to the press as if Old SCO and New SCO are one and the same. They say incorrect things like they paid $150M to get the contracts, when they truth is they paid only $30M.

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  129. Does SCO have a money tree? by grolschie · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Where is SCO getting all this cash for legal expenses from? Certainly not from Linux "IP" licenses. Have they got a money tree, or hoping that they can win a few cases early enough to finance the other pending cases? Lets hope they sue so many more SIMULTANEOUSLY, that they run out of money before any of the cases conclude.

    It kinda reminds me of playing Monopoly. If you spend all your remaining cash buying hotels on Park Avenue, etc, and you land on someone elses hotel before they land on yours, you're screwed. Hopefully "SCO is Bankrupt" will be the next SCO headline we read.

    1. Re:Does SCO have a money tree? by El · · Score: 1

      As near as I can tell, they took the millions that Sun and Microsoft gave them for Unix licenses and turned it all over to the lawyers -- neglecting the clause in their contract with Novell that stipulated 95% of any license fees should go to Novell. You'd think the lawyers would have pointed out to SCO that that was a violation of the Novell contract -- but then the lawyers wouldn't have gotten their money, would they?

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  130. *Yawn* by HogynCymraeg · · Score: 1

    Yet another story making a big deal out of nothing. Aren't SCO in court for what is purely a contractual issue? All this "We own linux, the kitchen sink and all your base" is pure PR. Don't feed them for goodness sakes or they'll never go away...

  131. SCO's business by silicon+not+in+the+v · · Score: 1

    In their section about SCO:
    "The SCO Group (Nasdaq: SCOX - News) helps millions of customers in more than 82 countries to grow their businesses everyday[sic]."
    I didn't know they had legal firms representing them in 82 countries!

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  132. Re:Actually, no, it doesn't impact their IBM case. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    irregardless is NOT a word.

  133. To be expected by cdn-programmer · · Score: 1

    Well - I expected this. You see - if SCO does not hold the copyrights then their case is substantially weaker.

    The first thing the court will do is to determine what the contracts between Novel and SCO are really all about. Money changed hands. SCO must have recieved something for the money they paid - but what? The court may deem SCO bought the copyrights even though Novel clearly had no intentions of giving them up.

    This brings up the issue of Novel down the track fallowing in SCO's footsteps. Corporations have interests, not friends. We all need to realise this.

  134. .. and here's the SCO filing by eddy · · Score: 1

    Might as well tag this on: complaint_filing_jan_20_2004

    Haven't opened it yet, but I see humor in the near future.

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  135. Little known fact... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...about SCO's binary-only runtime license: SCO does not distribute the Linux kernel to licensees, rather it gives them permission to run what they have already acquired elsewhere. Ignoring SCO's own distribution of the kernel under GPL for a moment, it is not clear that this license scheme violates the GPL, because SCO does not distribute the kernel and so does not need permission from the copyright holder (Linus, et al).

    Now, since SCO has in the past (and perhaps continues to do so today) in fact distributed the Linux kernel, then there might be a problem for them if they try to sell the license to someone who uses Caldera Linux (or who downloaded the kernel from them). But customers of Red Hat have not received any code from SCO directly (I'm sure SCO can distinguish code that was correctly contributed by Caldera from code that was allegedly inappropriately contributed by others), and so there might be no recourse for Linus against SCO if SCO successfully sells a binary-only runtime license to a Red Hat customer.

    1. Re:Little known fact... by SoSueMe · · Score: 1

      All that being said, isn't SCO's whole problem with Linux over the code from SysV in the Kernel that they, themselves, distributed under the GPL?

  136. and don't forget Sun by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    they bought a bunch of licenses they didn't need as well.

  137. Maybe, but the discovery can still go on. by khasim · · Score: 3, Interesting

    SCO should still have to show IBM what, exactly, IBM illegally included in Linux.

    Then, the legal agreements regarding that material can be judged. It might be that SCO doesn't even have a case against IBM, even if SCO did have the patents.

    SCO should get a hold on the IBM case only after SCO has shown what was "stolen" and the contracts have been found to support SCO's case and the "stolen" material is part of the Novell case.

    IANAL so feel free to ignore me.

    1. Re:Maybe, but the discovery can still go on. by Pharmboy · · Score: 1

      SCO should get a hold on the IBM case only after SCO has shown what was "stolen" and the contracts have been found to support SCO's case and the "stolen" material is part of the Novell case.

      You argue the case well. I had not thought of that angle until your reply. This is the "even if they DO own it, we did nothing illegal" defense, and is applicable.

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    2. Re:Maybe, but the discovery can still go on. by polin8 · · Score: 1

      The IBM case is unrelated to the ownership of the IP I suspect. The IBM case is about breach of contract.

      This suit is needed in order for SCO to follow through with the threat to sue linux users (eg., Google).

    3. Re:Maybe, but the discovery can still go on. by phriedom · · Score: 1

      "The IBM case is unrelated to the ownership of the IP I suspect. The IBM case is about breach of contract."

      No, they are very much related. The details of the Novell-SCO sale contract determine if SCO-IBM even have a licensing contract to break. Novell may be the one party with rights to enforce the terms of IBM's Unix license.

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    4. Re:Maybe, but the discovery can still go on. by phriedom · · Score: 1

      "... even if SCO did have the patents."

      Lets be clear on this: SCO has never even claimed to have Unix patents. They do claim to hold the copyrights, but their suit against IBM does not claim copyright infringment at this time, just violation of their license contract. Patents, copyrights, and trademarks are all very different. Don't let their claims of holding "Intellectual Property" muddle your thinking.

      Patents have only come up in this case when IBM counter-sued and threw in claims of patent violations on 4 different patents that they say cover all of SCO's products. I think there was a message there. And the message was: "We hold more patents than any other company in the world, and we can cut you off from all your revenue with just 4 of our patents. If the judge doesn't like those, we'll find 4 more. Welcome to the big leagues." I'm sort of surprised that more stock analysts have not taken note of this little tidbit.

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    5. Re:Maybe, but the discovery can still go on. by StenD · · Score: 2, Informative
      Lets be clear on this: SCO has never even claimed to have Unix patents.
      Actually, Darl's claimed that several times. He's claimed to have licensed patents to Microsoft, and he threatened to sue Linus for patent infringement (although he quickly backed down, claiming he wasn't talking about patents).
      And the message was: "We hold more patents than any other company in the world, and we can cut you off from all your revenue with just 4 of our patents. If the judge doesn't like those, we'll find 4 more. Welcome to the big leagues."
      Why would pod SCO care if their sales of software was eliminated? Their intended revenue source is litigation, not software!
  138. to get money out of the company by daniel23 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I may be completly wrong about this, anyhow...

    It just crossed my mind that in a destructive scenario piling lawsuit on lawsuit may be just a way to "produce" law costs in order to get money/stocks out of the company.
    Some weeks ago we had a lot of details on the huge sums that already went to law firms and that it wasn't just Boies but a surprising number of law firms, including McBrides brother. They were paid in cash and stocks.
    Now, a law firm receiving it's payment in stocks can sell them without danger of violating any "insider" rules?
    Say, their rationale is to liquidate the company in the most lucrative way. They fix a row of dates when insiders will sell stocks and they make sure they have the backing of some unknown interested party by aiming their campaign on Linux. Then carefully select the lawyers (choosing the CEOs brother is a bit to obvious, though). Boom IBM, boing RedHat, boom Novell. Everyone shaking heads, the costs will kill them - but this is not a problem if you intend to use the costs to get money out of the company while the stock prices are still high.

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    1. Re:to get money out of the company by bhima · · Score: 1

      Don't forget that insiders must file a 'selling' plan with the SEC. Then as according to the plan sell off their stock. So in order for this operation (I call it pump-n-dump) to work you first file the plan long before you sue and then keep SCO in the news for years until most your stock is sold. Then it doesn't matter if half the world is selling short. Mutual fund's may sue though... However, in both cases (yours & mine) you must have the oportunity to sell high!!

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  139. It looks like it's working for them!! by wizrd_nml · · Score: 1
    Check out their stock chart for the last year on Yahoo!. From $1.09 per share at one point to $16 as of the time of this post!

    A lot of people seem to think that SCO is doing the right thing it seems.

    Those who truly believe SCO don't have a case, put your money where your mouth is and short the stock!

    1. Re:It looks like it's working for them!! by spitzak · · Score: 1

      It was over 21 a few months ago. And several people have pointed out that all possible ways to short the stock have already been purchased by investors.

  140. Other options by john82 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I would submit to you that there are at least two other options:

    3) Change the rules. Don't like the hand your dealt in the game? Change the rules so you have a winning hand. (See one James T Kirk and the Kobayashi Maru Scenario)

    4) Don't play. Some games don't have a winning solution. (See Global Thermonuclear War: "This is a strange game. The only way to win is not to play.")

    SCO's attitude about litigation, copyright and GPL seems to be some evidence that they've also chosen option 3.

    1. Re:Other options by Grayswan · · Score: 2, Funny

      3) Change the rules. Don't like the hand your dealt in the game? Change the rules so you have a winning hand. (See one James T Kirk and the Kobayashi Maru Scenario)

      Corollary
      3a) Make up the rules as you go along to confuse your opposition. (See one James T Kirk and the fizzbin card game)

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  141. Amendment 2 by BanjoBob · · Score: 1

    If I read Amendment 2 correctly, all rights went away when the old SCO sold themselves. Also the Attachment E lists primarily manuals and docs - not sources and copyrights.

    They should read these themselves (grin>

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  142. Re:Howard Dean's "Episode" Last Night by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Good idea...I think I would like to jump ship from the *Imperialist* camp and join yours where we can shoot our political foes supporters in the head. Another darling quote from the Angry Left.

  143. Re:Next: IBM lawsuit on hold while this plays out by Xtifr · · Score: 1

    SCO's claims against IBM are about contract violations and trade secrets. This suit does not "go to the heart" of that; in fact, it's pretty much irrelevent to what Caldera^WSCO has claimed in court.

    Now, the claims they make in press releases, that's another matter! :)

  144. Aren't you damning them to hell? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They aren't supposed to associate with people who aren't Witnesses (unless they're trying to convert them.) And by their reckoning only 1440 people are getting into heaven, so it's gotta be pretty competitive to get in at this point.

  145. Pray for relief SCO... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Did any other legal-ese newbies find the "prayer for relief" section (near the end of the complaint) especially poignant?

  146. Only software I epxect out of Lindon is SCOSuit... by i_r_sensitive · · Score: 1
    Really, the way these clowns are litigating, the only product I can see them releasing in the near future is SCOSuit. Imagine the documentation:
    Once SCOSuit installation has completed, you will be taken to IP registry page. At this page enter all the Intellectual Property which you believe your company has ownership of. Each entry will ask for corroborating information in order to establish verify each claim, but you will notice none of this data is required to register any IP with SCOSuit.
    After entering all your Intellectual Property, click the DONE button on the bottom of the window, and you should be taken to a form where you can enter the information for up to 1023 legal firms. SCOSuit also has the ability to link specific IP folios for prosecution by specific legal firms. If you have no legal firm at this time, SCOSuit will default to Boies, Schiller & Flexner LLP.
    Once SCOSuit is configured, you can simply select any piece of IP in the registry database, right click, select Launch Suit, and fill in the details for the organziation you wish to sue. In case you don't have a specific target, SCOSuit comes with a list of likely targets (Novell, IBM, RedHat) for you to use. Or, you can use the built-in webcrawling capabilities of SCOSuit to go over websites and autmatically launch suits against any company meeting SCOSuits configurable crawler criteria.
    As an added incentive, SCO premium partners can activate the SlashTrash feature. This feature watches /. for posts regarding your suits, and automatically replies to posts which match criteria specified in the SlashTrash configurator. Once configured with a valid /. ID slashtrash will automatically rebut to such posts with such classic content as: "I know you are but what am I?", "your mamma", and the ever popular "please remit license fee immediately."
    Lastly, SCOSuit can automagically email press releases to sympathetic organziations who will peddle your tripe for you. SCOSuit comes preconfigured with the Yankee Group, but will only activate if you have a valid M$ Bootlicker license.
    Silly buggers
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  147. Irregardless is not a word. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    And neither is "fuckwit", you fuckwit. But I'm sure you understood what I meant, irregardless of whether or not the words used were actual words.

  148. Darl's next job: by Penguinshit · · Score: 1



    Foreign Policy advisor to the Bush administration.

  149. Re:A Better Version of the Asset Purchase Agreemen by Heggsy · · Score: 1

    I agree, it is all most strange. However, here's a theory:

    If SCO have the exclusive right to sub-license Novell's UNIX technology, they are also going to have to provide the manuals and datasheets to the new sublicensees. Owning the copyright to those manuals and datasheets would make it a lot easier for SCO to reprint/amend/update them, wouldn't it?

  150. Funny Darl pic by inode_buddha · · Score: 1

    Check out my Darl McBride pic. Thanks to the GIMP.

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    1. Re:Funny Darl pic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That picture is a fake; Darl doesn't have anywhere near as big a penis.

      Regards,
      Laura DiDio, Rob Enderle, Dan Lyons.

  151. Vaporware Product of the Year ... by gewalker · · Score: 1

    SCO is trying to displace Duke Nukem Forever as the king of VaporWare, so they have to keeping filing their daily lawsuits.

    After all, they only got a dishonorable mention, so they really have to step up the heat to take the title.

  152. What goes around comes around. by dtfinch · · Score: 4, Insightful

    They've shown themselves to be:
    Copyright violators suing for copyright violation.
    Contract violators suing for breach of contract.
    Royalty stiffs (withheld payments from Novell) sending fraudulent invoices for royalties.
    And now they're slanderers suing for slander. Though technically it's libel.

  153. Millions and Billions by dbIII · · Score: 1
    The SCO Group (Nasdaq: SCOX - News) helps millions of customers
    They say they've got a million lines in linux. They sue IBM for a billion. I see a trend, and it's looking very childish, right up to getting his big brother to help with the big bully. Darl's got his movie characters mixed up, he compares himself to James Bond in front of clients, but he's trying to be some sort of Dr Evil - better get a million laser pointers to attach to sharks Darl.

    Did anyone else see the SCO linux licence deal this way:

    Nice linux box you've got there, it would be a shame if someone took you to court over it - pay us a few hundred bucks and we'll make sure you're OK.

    Funny thing is the local SCO office hasn't sent anything like that out in my country yet - it appears they don't want to go to jail.

  154. Damn, this is an awesome McBride quote by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting
    Check this out, this guy really knows what he is talking about:

    I really think it's a matter of Unix and Linux moving forward together. One of the reasons that Linux is so popular is that it's a clone of Unix. It's not like these two products are that dissimilar. If they were in the zoo, they wouldn't be at different ends of the zoo. These are similar animals and would probably be in the same cage. SCO was always known as the king of Unix on Intel. It's not a long putt to get from where we are to where the Linux game is being played. We are in a position to ride either horse.
  155. Re:SCO is... by doorbot.com · · Score: 1

    Here's one that IBM is waiting for...

    SCO's stolen code in Linux

    No wonder SCO is asking IBM to product their source code.

  156. Your Rights Online by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In this case should be named "Yeah Right Online" ;-)

  157. Need a new login screen by dbIII · · Score: 1

    You have 28 days remaining.

  158. The APA Excluded List by grendelkhan · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Schedule 1.1(b) Excluded Assets (Page 2 of 2)


    V. Intellectual Property:

    A. All copyrights and trademarks, except for the copyrights and trademarks owned by Novell as of the date of the Agreement required for SCO to exercise its rights with respect to the acquisition of UNIX and UnixWare technologies. However, in no event shall Novell be liable to SCO for any claim brought by any third party pertaining to said copyrights and trademarks.

    B. All Patents


    So unless SCO can show that they need these copyrights to exercise it's rights to UNIX (not likely since they just admin the licenses), and UnixWare (they might have a case here) rights, and that they have asked Novell to give them up, they are totally talking out their ass.

    --
    Wu-Tang Name: Half-Cut Skeleton Get your own Wu-Na
  159. Press Release Came Quick by nathanh · · Score: 2, Insightful

    From internetnews.com.

    For its part, Provo, Utah-based Novell was caught unawares.

    "We can't comment because we haven't seen the filing yet," said spokesman Bruce Lowry. "But we can certainly say we will be defending our interests."

    In other words, SCO is issuing press releases within hours (maybe minutes) of filling lawsuits. Certainly before even discussing these matters with Novell. Surely that's not normal behaviour.

    There's a running joke on Groklaw that SCO is using press releases and lawsuits as a foul form of free advertising. Unfortunately I'm not finding the joke very funny anymore.

    1. Re:Press Release Came Quick by El · · Score: 1

      Surely that's not normal behaviour. You're new around these parts, aren't you? Could anything that SCO has done in the last six months be considered "normal behaviour"?!? Basically, their going up to everybody on the block whining "You stole my marbles!" starting with the biggest bully they could find. Now they're just waiting for everbody else on the block to bitchslap them off of the block... except that when the SEC bitchslaps them, some of them should be spending some time at ClubFed minimum security resort...

      --

      "Freedom means freedom for everybody" -- Dick Cheney

  160. message for execs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    http://www.sco.com/I/sold/your/stock/short

  161. SCO claims Novell is ruining their reputation?? by borgheron · · Score: 4, Insightful

    * Novell's false and misleading representations that it owns the UNIX
    and UnixWare copyrights has caused SCO irreparable harm to its
    copyrights, its business, and its reputation.

    I thought they were doing a fine job of ruining it all by themselves.

    GJC

    --
    Gregory Casamento
    ## Chief Maintainer for GNUstep
    1. Re:SCO claims Novell is ruining their reputation?? by nxt · · Score: 1

      ...or perhaps greed....

  162. Re:Is this childish language necessary? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Nah, he's an MCSE.

  163. Re:GPL Issues (this is /., we're all lawyers here by Dalcius · · Score: 1

    It actually might be a very good thing if invidiual devs sue SCO. It looks like the whole SCO/IBM case might be thrown out before a verdict on the grounds that SCO is completely farking nuts... think ADHD kid in a court-room -- amusing but accurate picture, seeing their non-compliance.

    Anyway, if the SCO/IBM case can't get a precedent, maybe these folks should set several with several different judges all over the world.

    Another angle on this: IBM is a big company backing Linux, hence other companies will be afraid to sue Linux folks in the future. But what happens if/when companies behind Linux aren't seen as much of a threat? Thus far, nobody seems to be scared of the developers. Maybe they should go after SCO to scare off folks who can sue without stepping on the toes of big Linux-backing corps.

    Just my .02
    Cheers

    --
    ~Dalcius
    Rome wasn't burnt in a day.
  164. See now.. by Kjella · · Score: 1

    If you'd read Novell's letters, they've told SCO just that. Except SCO is basicly claiming they own it and can do whatever the fuck they want. I think Novell was either a) letting SCO dig their own grave or b) taking their time collecting evidence for a lawsuit.

    Novell could probably have ended this earlier, but I think they underestimated SCOs ludicrousy. Now their rabid dog has is chewing on the leash (contract) and attacking their master.

    Kjella

    --
    Live today, because you never know what tomorrow brings
  165. Lions riding horses? by EmbeddedJanitor · · Score: 1

    I hope Darl knows better circus tricks than this!

    --
    Engineering is the art of compromise.
  166. SCO for Dummies? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    COuld someone point me to a brief "SCO for Dummies" site which would explain to me WHO SCO is (I never heard of them until I started reading SlashDot), what do they do (I mean what business were they in before the litigation), and what's the core litigation about?

  167. Luck's out :-( by Morosoph · · Score: 1

    Google's "I'm feeling lucky" doesn't hit SCO, but a page documenting the Google bomb. We've been foiled :-(

    Perhaps it's because they're a bunch of litigious bastards!

  168. Why wasn't SCO getting Slashdotted? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    That damn pdf came right across. Don't you guys care anymore? wtf!

  169. Where are SCO's shareholders? by patbob · · Score: 1

    Sure, if SCO can win they'll win big by giving a serious blow to obsolete versions of Linux and make IBM etc. pay a royalty, but what if they don't win? When are the shareholders in SCO going to wake up and realize that a settlement is probably in the best finnancial interest of the company?

    --
    Welcome to the net of 1000 lies. Upgrades are scheduled soon that should bring us to the 10,000 lies mark.
  170. What if they are right? by Tagren · · Score: 1

    Think of all the shrinks that can 'do' Darl, and then retire for life! They will top Bill Gates easy.
    ---

    1. Re:What if they are right? by Tagren · · Score: 1

      I meant: "What if they Think they are right". Hate a good joke die :/

  171. Sorry for the cheap shot, but... by expro · · Score: 2, Insightful
    Sorry, but I work for SCO and I don't feel bad about it. And I'm not embarrassed to admit it.

    Yes, posting as AC wouldn't be a sign that you were embarassed, would it? I have seldom seen an attorney embarassed about anything he/she did in any case, they are used to slime (quite literally in the case of SCO attorney Hatch, who recently teamed up with the polluters and his Senator Father to make Utah safe for toxic waste dumping and defeat a popular referendum all in the name of the public good).

    And I think all this bad press about this lawsuit is unfair: IBM did never own Unix but they stated goal was to kill Unix by pushing Linux.

    Talk to Daryl if you want no more press. SCO is playing (well) to all the ignorants with completely false statements at every opportunity. Perhaps you have not seen the web sites archiving all the lies and contradictions he has made (hint, he does not link to them on your internal web site). It seldom is followed by the ridicule it merits in the popular press, so I agree that aspect is unfair. Tell him to shut up if you don't like it.

    I don't have negative feelings against the Linux community but we can't let IBM get away with this. Indeed Darl is just doing his job and definding SCO against this unfair method to put us out of business.

    Yes, I am sure it is nothing personal, violating the intellectual property of the community and slandering them. I am sorry, what does this have to do with suing Novell and other Linux users, who unlike SCO, stick up for the rights of the community? What does SCO have to offer anyone but lawsuits for everyone using their own intellectual property? SCO Unix was never worth anything, which the people selling it in a fire sale knew, which is why the suits are never about anything SCO ever owned or produced, but about what IBM and other community members produced for the community.

    I have heard many attorneys make this sort of claim that destroying innocents is nothing personal. Either you are an attorney or have listened far too long to particularly twisted ones to make any judgements about fair and unfair.

    I doubt there is a friend of Linux anywhere who doesn't see your evil intent despite such lawyerish disclaimers for the thing you are doing which is morally wrong, for which Daryl should be denied his Mormon Temple recommend -- open fraud does notqualify him. Every version of Linux Caldera distributed represents a lie by your company.

  172. spiritual intermission by kardar · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Genesis 3:17-19

    The context here is that God is upset with Adam, and is letting Adam know about it. This is because Adam ate the forbidden fruit.

    King James Version (sorry for the Old English, but it's public domain)

    17 ...cursed is the ground for thy sake; in sorrow shalt thou eat of it all the days of thy life; 18 Thorns also and thistles shall it bring forth to thee; and thou shalt eat the herb of the field; 19 In the sweat of thy face shalt thou eat bread, till thou return unto the ground; for out of it wast thou taken: for dust thou art, and unto dust shalt thou return.
  173. ...And in other news by LearnToSpell · · Score: 1

    SCO buys 3D Realms... Duke Nukem Forever coming out Real Soon Now.

  174. Novell is acting like SCO and SCO doesn't like it by solman · · Score: 1

    If this were not occuring in the context of SCO's outrageous actions, I would think that Novell is completely in the wrong. It is certainly clear that Novell attempted to misrepresent their current rights in the System V codebase.

    I am thankful that Novell is doing this, but I worry that they could lose money in this lawsuit. I am especially afraid that the suits at Novell will get cold feet. They may step back, evaluate the cost of proceeding, determine that it is too expensive, and settle with SCO.

  175. SCO sues Novell, but won't disclose its copyrights by Thomas+Frayne · · Score: 5, Informative



    SCO sues Novell, but won't disclose its copyrights in Linux, even though it has to defy a court order.

    In its press releases and letters to its customers, SCO claims that violations of its copyrights are in the Linux kernel. On December 5,SCO's lawyer, Keven McBride, said in court that SCO would be filing copyright claims against IBM. He also objected to the requirement to specify copyrights, but, after the judge insisted, said that SCO would comply. SCO was compelled by court order to answer ALL IBM questions with specificity by January 12. One of those questions was:

    INTERROGATORY NO. 12: Please identify, with specificity (by file and line of code), (a) all source code and other material in Linux (including but not limited to the Linux kernel, any Linux operating system and any Linux distribution) to which plaintiff has rights; and (b) the nature of plaintiff's rights, including but not limited to whether and how the code or other material derives from UNIX.

    On 1/12/04, SCO responded with an affidavit, a 60 page supplemental response, and some documents. Like everyone else, except IBM, I am still waiting to see the 60 page supplemental response, but I have additional information from public statements by SCO.

    On 1/13/04, in the interview "SCO shows IBM the code", SCO spokesman Bruce Stowell said: "Monday's response included no examples of copyright violations. We've not introduced copyright infringement as part of our case with IBM. We've tried to make it clear that it's a contract issue."

    SCO could have made arguments like this before it was ordered to respond to IBM's questions without further discussion. Now it's too late.

    The order said to identify all rights that SCO claimed. It was not limited to rights that SCO was currently claiming as part of its suit against IBM, and, in my opinion, even includes the code contributed by SCO to Linux.

    If, as Stowell said, SCO did not specify any copyrights that it owns in Linux, then either it is not claiming to own any such copyrights, or it has not complied with the court order.

    If SCO now officially declines to claim ownership of any such copyrights, then it is hard to see how they could claim them in any later suit against a Linux user or distributor.

    If SCO does claim ownership of any copyrights in Linux, it has blatantly defied the court order, and the judge can order sanctions. My guess is that part of the sanctions would be to bar SCO from suing anyone on any claims that it failed to specify in its 1/12 response to the compel order. The judge might also order SCO to show cause why it should not be held in contempt, and why it should not suffer sanctions for failing to comply with the order.

    I wonder if SCO will now claim that it does not own any code in Linux, but it owns the copyrights that Novell claims. It would be typical of the way SCO has been making and revising claims.

  176. Sweet doggy! Here's some fine SCO IP for sale! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Here you have it! eBay is disclosing SCO's IP.



    I can only hope someone finishes their auction to sell "www.sco.com" before someone cancels the auction. Damn, if only eBay allowed us to host auctions for less than 1 hour...

  177. What about The Open Group ? by SirGeek · · Score: 1
    SCO, and the associated SCO logo are trademarks or registered trademarks of The SCO Group, Inc. in the U.S. and other countries. UNIX and UnixWare are registered trademarks of The Open Group

    I would think this might be a problem for Novell ( if they actually ARE trying to register Unix/Unixware copyrights. Also, where is the Open Group in all this ?

    1. Re:What about The Open Group ? by AveryT · · Score: 1

      Trademark != Copyright

      The Open Group owns the Unix trademark.

      This has zero bearing on copyrights.

  178. SCO Stock Price and the Linux Lottery by DaveAtFraud · · Score: 3, Insightful
    I'm coming to the conclusion that against all common sense and reason, SCO's stock is indestructable.
    What everyone here seems to be missing here is that the stock is valued by the market based on an expected result. SCO has sued IBM for $3 billion and is making noises about shaking down every single Linux user for licensing their intellectual property. Those of us who know anything about the case think this has close to zero probability of happenning but lots of people out there just hear the SCO press blurbs and the blatherings of so-called industry analysts like Laura DiDio or pulp writers like/shills Dan Lyons and don't know any better. Lets keep the math easy and say such investors come up with SCO having a 1 in 10 chance of winning:
    10 percent of $3 billion is $300 million which is about double SCO's current market capitalization. Throw in something similar for licensing SCO IP to Linux users and you get a future valuation for SCO of somewhere around half a billion dollars. I don't feel like looking up how many shares they currently have outstanding but I'm betting that means their share price needs to about double. The gotcha is its like playing the lottery and the investor only makes money IF THEY WIN so the stock price is based on a future expected value that has a probability of coming to pass.
    Lots of investors will do the same analysis and keep the stock price up until something really goes wrong with SCO's case(s). Short term investors will also see a trend that every time the stock starts to slide, SCO releases some new claim that bouys it back up and may even try to time the press releases. It all combines to keep the stock propped up.

    Yeah, it sucks. The really scary thing is that this "system" works better than anything else that has been tried. Live with it.

    --
    They that can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither safety nor liberty.
    Ben
    1. Re:SCO Stock Price and the Linux Lottery by Ohreally_factor · · Score: 1

      You make some good points, but you seem to have missed the fact that the overwhelming majority of SCO's stock is held by a few hands, most notably Canopy. The market works more efficiently and more accurately values a stock when ownership of that stock is more widely dispersed. A few big owners can artificially inflate the value of the stick by trading it back and forth.

      I've already written to the SEC a few times, asking them to look into this re: SCOG. I'm sure it will do a lot of good.

      --
      It's not offtopic, dumbass. It's orthogonal.
  179. SCO defines a new word by Snorkelbuckle · · Score: 1

    Sco , v. t. [imp. & p. p. Scoed.] - to sue everyone for frivilous reasons. Ex: You have been scoed...

  180. Which is worse by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    SCO or Goatse guy? In my mind, not much difference. They are both trying to get you to take it up the *&^

  181. sco by loconet · · Score: 1

    When will they stop with all this crap? I bet SCO generates as much spam and bullshit as Nigerian scammers.

    --
    [alk]
  182. Where do you see SCO in five years? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Dude, that article rocks.

    There have been lots of changes at SCO since your arrival. Last month, the company announced a major shift in its business to return to its Unix roots. What's happening, and what's the future of SCO?
    Darl: The opportunity for this company is to really tap into the heritage that it has with the Unix operating system on the Intel platform. Some people are saying we're rushing back to the 1980s with our strategy. I like to think we're going back to the future. The interesting thing when I got here is we started looking at the history of this whole thing.

    Where do you see SCO in five years?
    Darl: I see SCO five years from now being as significant a technology brand as it was five to 10 years ago. We're going to embrace the great things of our past and our roots in Unix and move forward with a strong set of Unix and Linux offerings. On top of the operating systems business, we see a number of solutions-based opportunities, including in retail point-of-sale software. We're not only going to be getting back to where we were, but going beyond that.

  183. Tarantella's history page updated recently by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's interesting because Tarantella's history used to mention that it is was once, in fact, the Santa Cruz Operation. The revised history page only mentions events after SCO the First went public, and, has excised any mention of the Cursed Initialism ;)

  184. Re:A Better Version of the Asset Purchase Agreemen by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful
    No, they have the copyrights to Unix v5, v6, v7 and 32v. They didn't purchase any rights to SysV.

    These copyrights are the last four items listed in attachment E.

    Caldera later placed Unix v1-v7 and 32v under a BSD license. You can find it here.

  185. Re:GPL Issues (this is /., we're all lawyers here by 16K+Ram+Pack · · Score: 1
    Best thing is to wait for the collapse of the IBM case. The share price would collapse with it.

    Then, launch a lawsuit. How much money will SCO want to put into lawyers?

  186. You forgot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    4. ???
    5. Profit!

  187. IHBT (I Have Been Trolled!) by WhiteWolf666 · · Score: 1

    This is a troll, right?

    It's meant to be funny, right?

    Could anyone actually be quite so stupid?

    I have a great deal of difficulty believing so.....

    Usually, they take infants with no brain function off of life support, but this one must have found a job with Darl&Co.

    "Can't let IBM get away with this"

    Basically: They(whoever the hell THEY may be(Linux community? Linus Torvalds? IBM? Caldera?) beat us fair and square, so we have every right to play dirty!

    Yeah. Brilliant. Why didn't I think of that!!

    So, because IBM's stated goal was to 'kill' Unix (which is BS, AIX is Unix, and one of their biggest products), SCO is allowed to generate revenue based upon the hardwork of others (Linux community)?

    While your at it, why don't you cut me a check, too? As long SCO is getting money for other people's work, can I have some money for other people's work, too?

    Who, exactly, are you at SCO? I don't believe you.

    Anyone that stupid would have managed to suicide someway or another---Darwinism, and all, ya know?

    --
    WhiteWolf666 an exBush supporter. All you new-school,compassionate,save the children Republicans can rot in hell
  188. give um more rope by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If they are given enough rope hoppfully they will hang them selfs

  189. Some people? by Kwil · · Score: 1

    Oh come on, you can be more specific than that.

    --

    That Jesus Christ guy is getting some terrible lag... it took him 3 days to respawn! -NJ CoolBreeze

  190. I wonder ... by WindBourne · · Score: 1

    if MS and Sun are forcing SCO to do this otherwise face lawsuits by them for lying to them?

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    I prefer the "u" in honour as it seems to be missing these days.
  191. YHBT. HTH. HAND. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    also FOAD.

  192. Re:A Better Version of the Asset Purchase Agreemen by Thurn+und+Taxis · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I think the wording of the original agreement, even as changed by amendment 2, makes a strong case that SCO did not acquire the SysV copyright, but there's some wiggle room. In the "excluded assets" (i.e., what SCO didn't get), they list:

    "A. All copyrights and trademarks, except for the [...] copyrights and trademarks owned by Novell as of the date of the Agreement required for SCO to exercise its rights with respect to the acquisition of UNIX and UnixWare technologies. However, in no event shall Novell be liable to SCO for any claim brought by any third party pertaining to said copyrights and trademarks."

    Two things stand out here. First, the fact that Novell retains "All copyrights and trademarks, except..." stronly implies that they retained most of the copyrights involved (otherwise why would this section be in "excluded assets", rather than putting "All copyrights and trademarks, except..." in the "included assets" section?).

    Second, what does the word "acquisition" mean in this context? I would interpret it as saying that SCO required certain copyrights and trademarks in order to be able to legally sell SysV UNIX (since the amendment was a generalization of the phrase "except for the trademarks UNIX and UnixWare"). According to this reading, source code would definitely not be included, and transfer of copyright would take place only as part of the acquisition (i.e., SCO can't come back and claim copyright over other things now). This seems to be Novell's interpretation as well as mine. However, it could be argued that "required for SCO to exercise its rights with respect to the acquisition" is an ongoing thing, and that SCO is now claiming that they need the copyrights in order to continue exercising their rights.

    Looking at the section as a whole, and at the history of the document, I'm inclined to lean toward Novell's interpretation, but I have to admit that there's enough ambiguity that SCO might have a case, albeit a weak one.

    BTW, FWIW, IANAL. IJLTRLD (I just like to read legal documents).

    --
    On stereophonic equipment, the monaural sound obtained through multiple channels will enhance your listening pleasure.
  193. What a shocker by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Whenever SCO is mentioned, the term "Asshats" comes to mind. This is the corporate equivilent of some moron walking in a "free-fire" zone with a target stapled to his forehead. And I'm sure Laura DiDio sees this latest waste of the court's time as more "money in the bank" for investors, and both people who believe her will help fuel McBride & Company's stock fraud for a little while longer. Too bad.

  194. SCO to sue its own attorneys by cpghost · · Score: 1

    SCO is about to sue its own attorneys, because their firm uses Linux-based software.

    "We cannot sit idly by and let our lawyers steal source code from us. Therefore, SCO is suing the law firm representing them, as they have apparently infringed upon use of SCO's UNIX source code. We decided, oh, their total legal fees would be about right."

    --
    cpghost at Cordula's Web.
  195. 4,000 developers? by pherris · · Score: 1
    SCO has a worldwide network of more than ... 4,000 developers.

    Where did they come up with that number? Unless they're including the OSS community (of which they are trying to royally screw). How many coders are really working on SCO only stuff anyways?

    --
    "And a voice was screaming: 'Holy Jesus! What are these goddamn animals?'" - HST
  196. Another smart move by scox by walterbyrd · · Score: 2, Interesting

    No wonder scox was up another $0.50 today.

    Slashdoters who think scox is stupid don't know what they're posting about. This is a great scam. When Darl first took over as ceo, the share price dropped to $0.60! Now the share price is 25X that. Is that your idea of stupid?

    Scox-scam going strong for just under a year, so far.

    1. Re:Another smart move by scox by Slur · · Score: 1

      Actually, yes. This is precisely my idea of stupid. Only it's not SCO alone, but the system that allows these shenanigans to go on that's stupid. Currency which has no intrinsic value and derives from such blatant non-virtue? That's stoopid!

      --
      -- thinkyhead software and media
  197. Hey, I live in Santa Cruz... by g00bd0g · · Score: 1

    Can I sue for damages as all companies in Santa Cruz now have a negative image associated with them?

  198. Buy Novell by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Don't short SCO, buy Novell instead.

    Dump it after they win the suit, but before they have a chance to screw-up SUSE (and they will).

  199. Aust firm tells SCO to detail evidence by Camel+Pilot · · Score: 3, Informative

    or else

    I really think Linus should file a similar suit. He has been slandered and the proof is in the public domain. If SCO fails to deliver the goods on the 23rd - case closed. If nothing else he could donate the judgement to some worthy cause like groklaw, OSDL or FSF.

  200. Slander of Title by dreamword · · Score: 1

    In case anybody's wondering, under Utah law here's what SCO will have to prove:

    "To prove slander of title, a claimant must prove that (1) there was a publication of a slanderous statement disparaging claimant's title, (2) the statement was false, (3) the statement was made with malice, and (4) the statement caused actual or special damages." First Sec. Bank of Utah, N.A. v. Banberry Crossing, 780 P.2d 1253 (Utah 1989).

    (1) and (4) are a piece of cake, but (2) will be a hotly contested contract interpretation question and (3) will be VERY hard to prove.

  201. Re:Perfect accounting for the SEC by Billly+Gates · · Score: 1

    They got the extra 8 billion in revenue from suing themselves! Quick, buy our stock why its still hot!

  202. With apologies to Futurama by Captain+Nitpick · · Score: 1

    Morbo: Morbo demands an answer to the following question!

    Morbo: If you saw delicious candy in the hands of a small child, would you seize and consume it?

    John Jackson: Unthinkable!

    Jack Johnson: I wouldn't think of it!

    Morbo: What about you, Mr. McBride? I remind you, you are under a Truth-o-scope.

    [Truth-o-scope flies into frame, begins quietly inspecting McBride]

    McBride's head: Uh...we-well...uh...the question is...is vague! You don't say what kind of candy...whether anyone is watching, or um... At any rate, I certainly wouldn't harm the child.

    [Truth-o-scope beeps and graphs furiously]

    --
    But then again, I could be wrong.
    1. Re:With apologies to Futurama by TheLinuxSRC · · Score: 1

      Nah, Darl doesn't care about candy. Now, if it were a nickel....

  203. Easy to see how SCO could believe they own (c)s by Ungrounded+Lightning · · Score: 1
    If you read the Asset Purchase Agreement over at Groklaw, it's fairly clear that Novell is correct.

    Much as I hate the idea, I can see how the SCO execs could read the Asset Purchase Agreement to mean that they DID buy the copyrights:

    Schedule 1.1(a) Assets

    1. All rights and ownership of UNIX and UnixWare and Auxiliary Products, including but not limited to all versions of UNIX and UnixWare and Auxiliary Products [...] including source code, [...]

    Schedule 1.1(b) Excluded Assets

    V. Intellectual Property:

    A. All copyrights and trademarks, except for the [...] copyrights and trademarks owned by Novell as of the date of the Agreement required for SCO to exercise its rights with respect to the acquisition of UNIX and UnixWare technologies.

    SCO could easily read this as "You now own the source code. That includes all of Novell's copyrights on the source code that you need to enforce your ownership of the source code."

    Also Novell has claimed in the past that SCO has asked them to transfer the copyrights, but they (Novell) refused. If they can bring hard evidence of this out (and I would bet they can) then that proves SCO knew Novell retained the copyrights.

    But SCO can argue that this was just a request for confirmation of what they believed the contract meant, in preparation for their suit to enforce their copyrights. Then they could argue that Novell's refusal to give that "confirmation" was just Novell trying to back out the deal once they discovered they'd given away the store to someone who was actually going to KEEP it.

    (None of which, even if the court upholds SCO's interpretation, in any way releases them from promptly identifying the alleged infringing code in Linux, so the open source community can expunge it, end the alleged infringement, and minimize the alleged damages.)
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  204. expenditure of resources ... further litigation by Progman3K · · Score: 1

    ALERT! Everyone! sell your SCOX shares or there go your profits!!!

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  205. Re:GPL Issues (this is /., we're all lawyers here by Dalcius · · Score: 1

    I'm not talking as much about the end result, everyone knows that SCO, upon eating its own dog food, will shrivel and die only to be thoroughly ground to dust by IBM.

    I'm talking about setting a precedent, making an example out of SCO. One of Linux's weak spots, IMO, is the court room. The best way to beat a group of bullies is to beat the first one that swings at you to a pulp. Linux is seen as 'the little guy', and that image must be changed.

    Cheers

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  206. This Just In... ! by dbretton · · Score: 1

    SCO Sues SCO Over SCO Ownership

    Its a lawsuit caught in an infinite loop!
    Recursive subponeas!
    this->sue($$);

    Ack!

  207. Re:Howard Dean's "Episode" Last Night by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yes, it's a real shame Dean was beaten by infinitely more viable candidates.

  208. SEC in the shitty by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Don't worry about the stock price, that's trailing news. There's so little stock being traded relative to amount outstanding that it doesn't take much to support it and the press releases are getting less effective. It'll crash rather spectacularly when there's a completely adverse opinion in one of the cases. Friday will be fun to watch!

    I think the SEC should worry before SCO turns into another Worldcom or Enron. It will be episode III of SEC in the shitty all over again! Domestic and international community as well as politicians are going to start rattling and hissing fire.

    SEC needs to make an informal request requiring all board members to sign an affadavit declaration that

    1. The evidence exists and is substantial and has been valued (i.e. worth $3bn)

    2. They are not actively engaged in stock manipulation in respect of unusual trades

    3. They don't have an active policy to boost stock prices through frivolous suits and PR releases to rope in unwitting investors or to bring harm to existing investors through not having substantial material assets other than outcome of lawsuits and PR releases themselves

    4. They are not dependent on other GNU/Linux hating companies and their continued support to see their lawsuits through

    5. That if any such GNU/Linux hating company dependencies exist, that it is a material consideration for investors and if omitted from SEC filings that they understand it is stock market fraud

    6..blah blah blah.. plus the usual SEC legal blurb protective of investors and their rights (which I'm sure must be a news to them! :-) )

    Panhead

  209. Re:If you insist: Don't forget... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I was thinking about sending Darl a dollar...

    covered in shit.

  210. i can see it now. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    sco: novell said false stuff about us.
    novell: what did we say that was false?
    sco: the stuff you said about us.
    novell: what stuff that we said about you?
    sco: the stuff you said about us that was false.
    novell: what stuff are you claiming is false?
    sco: the stuff that we're suing you about. contracts.
    novell: this sounds really familiar.

  211. Re:YHBT. HTH. HAND. by ComaVN · · Score: 1

    I think HAND and FOAD are mutually exclusive, but YMMV

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  212. Noooooooooo! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Someday, you're going to die. Get over it.

    Why'd you have to spoil it? I hate it when people give away the ending!

  213. Original Asset Purchase Agreement (9/19/1995) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I actually downloaded and read the entire agreement orginally set forth between the two parties in 1995. The most provocative (and enlightening) part of the agreement is Schedule 1.1(a), Assets, and Schedule 1.1(b), Excluded Assets.

    * 1. I find it odd that SCO would cite on their website (as part of their justification, I believe, for their primary thrust in their litigation) a brief snipet from 1.1(a) (assets) and exclude the important part after the ellipses (...), which IS the version/revisions of UNIX/UNIXWARE which are to be purchased under this agreement. In my best estimation (and understanding of the agreement as it reads), BUYER (SCO) does not acquire rights (or other properties, intellectual or otherwise) to prior or post revisions of said material.

    2. I believe for legal reasons they have to provide links to the entire document (which you can download, as have I). And, the obvious ommission of the details to the purchase agreement strike me as misleading (at best).

    I assume the snipets they take from the agreement (and which they post on their website) are for their own benefit (and primarily directed to parties with an invested interest in SCO). That in itself is not surprising, but, however, these types of PR stunts are normally shown by sides in a losing battle (in my experience). The irony is, such a PR stunt is at face a flawed PR one when carefully scrutinized...and, I had given SCO the benefit of the doubt.

    After reading the agreement, I believe the entire case will hinge on the technical differences between product revisions, and I believe that's why the source code in question is so important. After combing through those documents, a brief moment of perspective afterwards made me smile as I just witnessed (in the agreement), a much more saavy set of Novell lawyers sticking it to a fresh lot of SCO bar graduates.

  214. Re:GPL Issues (this is /., we're all lawyers here by 16K+Ram+Pack · · Score: 1
    You are right.

    Unfortunately, there's lots of people who use/care about Linux, but not yet organised, except behind distro manufacturers.

    I'm guessing we'd need at least $1 million as a legal fund to back up developers. We'd need to find a couple of people who can prove they own code that is being binary licensed by SCO, and are willing to go through the hassle. Basically, case 1 and 2 have got to be so thorough as to give SCO a mashing they and anyone considering infringing upon the GPL won't forget.

    Some people are very hot on suing (for things like libel in the UK). Eventually, the press don't go near them because they are just too scared. Companies who consider infringing the GPL have to understand that they will be brought to justice.

    Where do we start?

  215. Unless... by Kjella · · Score: 1

    ...you happen to be allied with the Shadows. While I hope that parallell isn't true, I like the B5 spin on it. Imagine:

    The cast:
    Centauri: SCO
    The little race played up to fight the big war
    Shadows: Microsoft
    The enemy lurking in the shadows
    Vorlons: Novell
    The silent, powerful guys with big guns, but don't want to get involved, but finally has to
    Minbari: IBM
    The ones being attacked. Making stuff based on Novell technology.
    League of non-allied worlds: Kernel devels
    Varied bunch that contribute little each, but much when united
    Babylon 5: Groklaw
    The forum of the lesser races, organizing the resistance among them
    Narns: Santa Cruz Operation
    For all they must endure being dragged through the mud
    Humans: TBD
    Secret ally of SCO. Gets even more evil afterwards. Noone wants the role, or at least not announce it...

    Kjella

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  216. Au contraire... by jotaeleemeese · · Score: 1

    Lets give them enough rope, gravity shall do the rest for them.

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  217. Made me giggle :) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    From the SCO complaint:

    "Section III: Factual background"

  218. Actually, Yes it does by HighOrbit · · Score: 1

    Actually, it does. SCO is enforcing a contract that is predicated on its ownership and right to license. Now apparently according to the unix purchase agreement with Novell, as long as Novell continues to own UNIX, SCO can only take actions against licencees with Novell's consent, So if Novell owns UNIX, SCO can not proceed against IBM. Also, how can SCO enforce a trade secret if it does not own the trade secret in the first place?

  219. So who indemnifies them... by TheConfusedOne · · Score: 1

    ...against all the OTHER copyright holders who contributed to Linux?

    Remember, SCO's claims invalidates their rights to distribute Linux.

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  220. I know you don't want to hear this, but... by Rogerborg · · Score: 1

    If SCO can show that Amendment 2 isn't a complete work of fiction, then they will win.

    Read Schedule 1.1(a) 1, Schedule 1.1(b) V A, and then read Amendment 2 in the context of 1.1(a) 1.

    In 1.1(a) 1 Novell list "All rights and ownership of UNIX and UnixWare [...] including source code, source documentation, source listings and annotation [...]" (my emphasis) in the transferred assets.

    They then inexplicably contradict that in 1.1(b) V A by exluding "All copyrights and trademarks, except for the trademarks UNIX and UnixWare." 1.1(b) V A is non-sensical in the context of 1.1(a) 1. If Novell intended to exclude copyrights, then why did they list "All rights" in 1.1(a) 1? What would be the point in SCO "owning" the source if they didn't own the copy rights for it?

    Amendment 2 reverses that and restores the clear intent of 1.1(a) 1. The important clause is 1.1(a) 1, not 1.1(b) V A, which in its original incarnation made no sense.

    SCO are going to win, and win fast. Sorry.

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    1. Re:I know you don't want to hear this, but... by SuiteSisterMary · · Score: 1

      Allow all
      Deny from: 111.111.111.111 222.222.222.222

      Maybe?

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  221. No Code in Attachment E by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If you go through "Attachment E" it is a list of manuals and guides. There is no Code mentioned. I wonder how fast this will get laughed out of court.

    Since I did such an anti /. thing as RTFA, I'll post AC.

  222. This is good..... by tiger99 · · Score: 1
    ....because it spreads McFraud and his schysters even more thinly than before. The more fronts on which he does battle, the quicker will he be destroyed, by the legal bills, if nothing else.

    If he gets into enough battles, it may even bring down his paymaster, the Convicted Monopolist.....

  223. Hmm by C_Kode · · Score: 1

    I love how it (the PDF) says that Novell is spewing slander saying they own all Unix and UnixWare copyrights, then when they declare what they want in return for a guilty verdict they say that they want Novell to sign over all Unix and UnixWare copyrights. heh.

  224. Anyone done this one yet? by fltsimbuff · · Score: 1

    "We are SCO. You will be litigated."

    Somehow, I just seem to see a parallel between some of their tactics.

    If Star Trek is our future... Guess that makes Darl the borg Queen? Not a far stretch for my mind...

  225. Actually... IT IS. by Svartalf · · Score: 1
    http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=irregardl ess



    Usage Note: Irregardless is a word that many mistakenly believe to be correct usage in formal style, when in fact it is used chiefly in nonstandard speech or casual writing. Coined in the United States in the early 20th century, it has met with a blizzard of condemnation for being an improper yoking of irrespective and regardless and for the logical absurdity of combining the negative ir- prefix and -less suffix in a single term. Although one might reasonably argue that it is no different from words with redundant affixes like debone and unravel, it has been considered a blunder for decades and will probably continue to be so.



    Perhaps I should have used "regardless" or "irrespective" to be more formal and proper- but I was in a casual discussion, not an actual debate. But, you're still wrong, it IS a word all the same.
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  226. Ought to be modded up further than it is... by Svartalf · · Score: 1

    That was rather funny- and apropos.

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  227. Novell CEO Embraces Open Source by ninejaguar · · Score: 1
    Novell is also claiming to be extremely confident about taking themselves Open Source in general. I wonder if they'll Open Source NDS, ZenWorks, or GroupWise?

    = 9J =

  228. SCO's next target for lawsuit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's obvious to me, SCO's next target will have to be Slashdot...

    Think about it, everytime they send out a PR the /. community rip them to shreds, and falsify their claims within 20 minutes of being posted. not to mention raising bandwidth fee's /.'rs surely contribute to...

    Then they will hit groklaw for posting "false statements that hurt their business." i.e. ruining every piece of code that they have referred to being implemented into Linux, by pointing out that they helped create the code in question, rcu...etc.