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  1. Re:I have to know... on Star Wars Galaxies: An Empire Divided Ships · · Score: 2, Funny
    Although, now that I think about, I'd never have to pay for dinner and a movie again...hmmmm

    I'd assume you don't really have to worry about that too much anyway. =]

  2. Re:Spam haven? on Niue Gets Island-Wide WiFi · · Score: 1
    Besides, wifi has terrible bandwidth.

    So? How much bandwidth do you think you need to fire off a thousand e-mails? Let's see, the average spam e-mail weighs in at less than 1k, 802.11b has a throughput of about 12Mbps, that's umm... carry the 3... about 1 second.

    There's a reason stolen AOL accounts are so commonly used to send spam. It doesn't take a great deal of bandwidth to get a hell of a lot of messages out there. That's also why so much spam exists in the first place.

  3. Congratulations on Managing Bandwidth and Bandwidth Costs? · · Score: 1

    You won the weekly /. bad humor award! Take a bow.

  4. Re:Are you kidding? on Managing Bandwidth and Bandwidth Costs? · · Score: 1

    It amazes me that people actually need to be told what Walnut Creek was. I remember when it was the only game in town.

  5. Re:arrrrgh.... NYT on Anarchy Online Gamer Responds · · Score: 1
    Why the hell are so many /. articles from NYT anyway, when it causes grief to so many of us?

    Ummm... for the 20 or so (max) comments bitching about NYT articles in comments after one is linking, there are literally thousands of people who just shut up and read the article.

    Maybe you should just stop bitching about it.

  6. Re:Much cooler running the real thing... on Mini-ITX PC in an Atari 800 · · Score: 5, Funny
    They even have a web server running on a real Commodore 64.

    Not anymore, they don't.

  7. Re:Ummmm... on 42-Volt Autos · · Score: 1

    RTFA. It's all explained therein.

  8. Re:Great, more cr*p in the atmosphere... on 42-Volt Autos · · Score: 1

    And what do you drive?

  9. Re:White collars on Down and Out in White-Collar America · · Score: 4, Funny
    It fills me with an urge to defile a golf course.

    Don't fight it, it's fun.

  10. Re:Openness on AOL Bridges AIM and ICQ · · Score: 1
    As I recall, that commitment was made as a part of the approval for the (now drastically failed) AOLTW merger.

    I'm not entirely sure if you're trolling or not, but if you are, it's a weak one.

    One of the stipulations for the AOLTW merger was that they offer specs to their protocols for video communication. They never said anything about instant messaging.

    If you think about it, sadly, it makes sense.

  11. Re:No batteries? on Game Boy Advance SP Sells 1.1 Million in U.S. · · Score: 1
    No batteries, eh? So they finally accepted my idea for the nuclear reactor power pack...

    Why do you think they finally justified a backlight? =]

  12. Re:Too damn small! on Game Boy Advance SP Sells 1.1 Million in U.S. · · Score: 1

    You walked right into that troll.

  13. Cardinal rule of humor. on Justin Frankel Resigns From Nullsoft · · Score: 1

    If you need to explain the joke, it's not funny. HAND.

  14. Re:Non-Free? on Justin Frankel Resigns From Nullsoft · · Score: 1
    I never liked it when they proudly boasted that there were NO ADS! and it was FREE!

    I would assume that that's just another example of Justin's tongue-in-cheek attitude towards AOL. For a few releases after Nullsoft was bought out, the installer added a "TRY AOL" shortcut to the desktop. Then it mysteriously disappeared and all the "NO ADS! FREE!" messages appeared on the download links.

  15. Re:Slashdot won't like this but... on Justin Frankel Resigns From Nullsoft · · Score: 1
    I imagine, to him, it looked like the best idea at the time. He was, after all, gearing up for a potentially crippling lawsuit over Winamp's decoding engine.

    Selling out may very well have been the only good option he had in order to keep his favorite project alive. I, for one, am glad he did.

  16. Re:These are the same sorts of idiots that ban bik on Geocaching Crackdown? · · Score: 1
    I'm sure there must be more like this?

    My (former) nearby state park had one. There used to be a wooden water tower in Heckscher State Park, in East Islip, NY. After a new steel one was erected to replace it, the wooden one was left to decay. It eventually fell over, dumping thousands of gallons of water into the woods, washing away a lot of ground in the process. The roots from the trees in the area held on to enough soil to create a nice bike track (or so the legend has it).

    It's about 200 yards away from one of the camping fields, but totally hidden by the forest. Most people don't know it's there until somebody shows them. I still go there once a year or so.

  17. Re:I have that foam thing on PeltierBeer · · Score: 2, Funny

    So you're suggesting that a bra is manly?

  18. Re:Wouldn't this heat the beer? on PeltierBeer · · Score: 1

    Hold on, you're trying not to be too condescending, because you figured something out 5 minutes before somebody else?

  19. Re:Now I can finally enjoy on PeltierBeer · · Score: 1
    Is that a joke? I love cold beer on a hot christmas morning.

    Don't even try to explain it. He won't believe you anyway.

  20. Re:Have Excellent Karma... willing to sell on Law and Virtual Worlds · · Score: 1
    IIRC, a while back someone did try to ebay a slashdot account, but VA/Andover's lawyers put a stop to it. Or maybe they just set his karma to -BIGNUM :)

    Ungrounded Lightning tried it a couple years ago. He immediately saw his Karma go from ~120 to ~-5000. It was actually quite funny to watch.

  21. Re:What's the big news? on NVidia Accused of Inflating Benchmarks · · Score: 1

    It's like you brought wine coolers to a party just as everybody's leaving. You offer nothing for the conversation, and you're too late for anybody to care. HAND.

  22. Re:OUCH on ATI vs. NVIDIA: ATI Steals the Show · · Score: 4, Insightful
    Probably because if they don't someone else will come along (maybe even NVIDIA) with open source drivers and kill them off.

    Why, in order to satisfy a few thousand users who demand them?

    Get real. I'm as big of a linux fan as the next guy, but money talks. There simply isn't enough of it in the hands of users to cast a meaningful vote. That's the real reason it hasn't been done yet. There simply isn't enough cash coming in from linux users to justify it, regardless of whether or not there's licensed IP or top-secret code in there.

  23. Re:What's the big news? on NVidia Accused of Inflating Benchmarks · · Score: 2, Funny
    You probably wouldn't even notice the difference in performance between the new nVidia card and the ATI 9800, so what all the fuss is about, I have no clue.



    Two things, both related to the key demographic:


    1) When you're spending $200USD or more on any piece of hardware, you want to know that your purchasing decision was the best one you could make. Given that the majority of the people making these big-buck video card purchasing decisions are males in high school/college, who in general don't have that much money to begin with, the distinction between the cream and the crap can easily come down to the matter of a few hundred 3DMarks.

    2) Penis size. When previously mentioned teenage boys buy the biggest, baddest video card there is, they typically like to rub that fact in all their friends' noses.

  24. Re:"Portable" is supposed to be portable on Sony To Release PSP Handheld Console In 2004 · · Score: 1
    Does it sound obnoxious to be fooling with wires and adapters? You bet it does. Big nuisance.

    I wasn't arguing the annoyance of plugging in adapters during long trips, I was simply illustrating that the point the parent was trying to make was moot.

    Perhaps your argument was a bit misdirected? I suggest you re-read the parent.

  25. Re:Battery Life on Sony To Release PSP Handheld Console In 2004 · · Score: 2, Informative
    Well, if I can't easily change/recharge batteries on a road trip/flight/train/etc, it damn well better last longer than a couple of hours. AAs are much easier to find and more portable than AC sockets.

    Road trip: cigarette lighter socket.
    Flight: Accessory outlet
    train: Same

    You were saying?