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  1. Re:Results? on Corporate Gaming Is Good For Business · · Score: 3, Insightful

    No, this is awesome.

    "Dude! Office just ate the report for the stockholders and corrupted all my working copies! I've gotta get last year's copy from backups and hope neither God nor the SEC catch me! I'm gonna win for sure!"

    Unless your company is playing The Game, which you just lost. And your only hope of regaining your standings is to mod me up. I think I'll take Insightful? That sounds good.

  2. Re:1 FPS scope? on "Shimmer Vision" Scopes See Better Using Heat · · Score: 1

    Yeah, but everybody you recruit via America's Army can already do that.

  3. Re:the guy wasn't going to reduce the pay anyways on Why COBOL Could Come Back · · Score: 3, Informative

    I've seen it, sure, but... I dunno. I've got no reason to think the guy's lying.

    You want everybody's pay cut down to six whatever? I can do that for you in /ten minutes/. Guaranteed. You say you want it to happen, I make it happen.

    You want everybody's pay cut down to six whatever, recalculating all employees as if they were paid on an hourly basis, reclassifying employees as appropriate, comply in full with all labor codes while I do so, maintain an escrow account with the difference between their real pay and their current pay, pay that out at some undetermined point in the future -- and have all of it work, perfectly, the first time and every time, taking full responsibility for every employee of the STATE OF CALIFORNIA?

    Man says six months, I'm not telling you he's wrong.

  4. Re:Meh. on Workings of Ancient Calculating Device Deciphered · · Score: 0, Redundant

    I know, I know.

  5. Meh. on Workings of Ancient Calculating Device Deciphered · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    They also had a device capable of telling you WHERE the Olympics would be held -- it's very elegant. You just have everyone who wants to host the Olympics bring a lot of gold to one place, and you place each person's amount of gold on the device. The device measures the relative merits of holding the Olympics at any particular place.

  6. Re:I love Scrabulous, but.... on Hasbro Sues Makers of Scrabble-Like Scrabulous · · Score: 5, Interesting

    It's not as cut and dried as you say. You can't copyright the rules of a game, only your specific explanation of them.

    There's probably infringing content, and I suppose they are trading on Hasbro's mark, but no, Hasbro doesn't own the platonic ideal of That Specific Word-Tile Game. What Hasbro owns is their description and presentation of that game, and various marks associated with it.

    At least, as I understand things.

  7. Erodes and cheapens? Hardly. on Call Someone – Without Having To Talk To Them · · Score: 2, Insightful

    This service means you do not interact with people you don't want to interact with, and therefore increases the percentage of pleasant interactions you enjoy throughout the day.

    That's not erosion, that's added value.

  8. Re:It's all a moot point anyway on Louisiana Passes Intelligent Design Law · · Score: 3, Insightful

    If you are a scientist, why are you opposed to people learning truthful facts? ID is a hypothesis

    We're done here, I think?

    Seriously, I think we're talking past each other. Creationism is the belief that a supernatural entity created the Earth -- or, varyingly, the Universe. Fine. Whatever. It's counterfactual, and it is a tool of the wicked used to control the weak, but it's not by itself an affront to science. Did God wind the watch of the Universe? If not, what did? Science isn't really ready to answer that one. Science isn't even sure it can.

    Intelligent Design is an attempt to cloak Creationism in the trappings of science. It is wickedness; it uses logical fallacies, deceptions, and outright lies to promote its hidden agenda, and all who claim otherwise -- without exception -- are either stupid or lying. (I note you've made no such claim; I'm simply underscoring the problem.)

    You want to say that some people think God created the Heavens and the Earth? That's a true statement, some people do, and this merits discussion. You want to say God created the Heavens and the Earth? Science disagrees, holding as it does a compelling theory concerning the creation of all things, and our schools are secular. You want to search and replace "God" with "Intelligent Designer", claim you're talking science, and try to sell me the same line they tried to sell the judge in Kitzmiller v. Dover? That's a problem.

    But all you're saying is the first proposition -- that "some people think" -- and that's not a problem at all. You're just using "Intelligent Design" to mean that, and that's what set me on fire.

  9. Re:It's all a moot point anyway on Louisiana Passes Intelligent Design Law · · Score: 0, Redundant

    No, there's not. "ID" is lies, start to finish, a perversion of and an affront to science.

    If you think there's a place for the idea that god -- specifically, your god -- created the Earth in my schools, you come right out and say it, just like that. You'll still be wrong, but you won't be lying.

  10. Re:What could possibly go wrong? on Wikipedia To Host Human Gene Repository · · Score: 3, Funny

    Well -- when you get right down to it, the human genome itself is full of errors, sloppiness, and outright sabotage, so I can't really think of a better host for it.

  11. Re:This story is misleading, nobody read the PDF? on Referee Recommends Disbarment For Jack Thompson · · Score: 1

    I thought about that, and came to the conclusion that it's boilerplate text, there so that if they decide to ignore her recommendation for disbarment, the bill still applies.

    If he never plans to practice law again -- and really, good luck with that -- he probably CAN skip paying it.

  12. Re:Damn! on IBM To Help Sequence the Chocolate Genome · · Score: 4, Funny

    I'm sorry, but... did you SEE your handle?

  13. Lies, Damned Lies, And... on Computer Scientists Scour Your Holiday Photos · · Score: 2, Interesting

    200km, 16% of the time? I guess that sounds sorta neat... except that 84% of the time, it's off by more than 200km. Now, we know that the earth's circumference is 40000km, and it follows that nobody can ever be more than 20000km from any location on Earth.

    So 16% of the time, it's accurate to within one percent of the TOTAL RANGE OF ERROR. The other 84% of the time, you're on your own. I wonder if I could manage that kind of accuracy just by sampling colors, classifying them by terrain, and then just picking a likely spot at random.

  14. Forget Emacs... on PhD Research On Software Design Principles? · · Score: 2, Funny

    I'm happy I don't have to tell him to use "Ask Slashdot".

  15. So... Wikipedia and Intellipedia... on CIA Details Its Wikipedia-Like Tools For Analysts · · Score: 4, Funny

    One's run by a shadowy cabal not obviously accountable to any authority... ... do I have to spell this one out?

  16. Re:Black Box Voting Org on How To Spot E-Vote Tampering? · · Score: 1

    Err.

    I'm sorry.

    They're fucked no matter what they do. There's *no way to win*. Jesus and all His angels couldn't solve this problem as written. There is no paper trail, so it *doesn't work*. We can have ourselves a nice session of Security Theater -- claim that pirate hats are the optimal shape to hold Sekrit Antennas -- but there's *no point*. The submitter is asking how to stop people from haxoring the vote *during the vote*. That the question was asked is commendable, but that's not the primary attack vector at all.

    They're fucked no matter what they do. Got it? Got it memorized?

  17. Re:Criminal investigation? on MediaDefender's BitTorrent-Based DOS Takes Down Revision3 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    You argued the lesser point with the troll and missed the greater one.

    Why does the legality of Revision3's hosted content matter?

    Is MediaDefender an agent of the federal government, granted extra-legal powers by Congress to commit these otherwise-illegal acts? Are they chartered by a state government? Has their operation been nationalized by the military, or perhaps they possess a letter of marque and reprisal?

    No?

  18. Really? Lucky We Have Laws on MediaDefender's BitTorrent-Based DOS Takes Down Revision3 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I look forward to the indictment, conviction, and imprisonment of the executives of their operation.

    Failure to achieve these things will not reflect well on the fitness of the rulers to rule.

  19. Re:Why is this a Slashdot story? on New Linux Distribution — Exherbo, Announced · · Score: 1

    I can claim I don't want a million dollars, it doesn't make it true.

    Generally, if you buy a domain, get mail and web services running on it, and write a bunch of content for your front page, you've got something to say that you want people to read. If you've got a public-facing bug tracker and publicly-accessible mailing lists, it can be assumed you're inviting the general public to exert their time and effort on your behalf.

    "2 leet 4 u lol" is just posturing.

  20. Re:Why is this a Slashdot story? on New Linux Distribution — Exherbo, Announced · · Score: 1, Insightful

    It's worse than that. This isn't a distro, it's just a slap in the face to Gentoo -- and without any justification in the form of running code. They, in fact, are canvassing for your help to help cash the check their mouth wrote.

    Now, I can't tell you whether or not Gentoo merits a slap in the face, but whether or not they're right doesn't have anything to do with that they've done.

  21. Aptly named? on New Linux Distribution — Exherbo, Announced · · Score: 4, Funny

    Yeah. That's right. Aptly named. Because boy, when I heard it described, "exherbo" just jumped out at me.

  22. Some assumption. on Honeywell & Airbus To Turn Algae Into Jet Fuel · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Rapid growth in aviation continuing?

    You think so?

    I suppose I don't know a lot about the topic, but domestic aviation's more important to the US than to just about anybody else, innit? And the US airlines are busy melting down.

    The question was "aviation", and not "domestic aviation", but I think domestic flights are where most miles are racked up yearly.

  23. Re:It's not completely their fault on Carl Icahn Takes on Yahoo's Board · · Score: 1

    (hence Google's frenetic attempts to block a Microsoft takeover of Yahoo)


    Citation needed. I don't know that statement's true -- I don't recall any heavy activity on Google's part. Certainly nothing I'd describe as "frenetic".

    I might've missed something, though.
  24. Re:Exchanging gas ovens? on After 3 Years, Freenet 0.7 Released · · Score: 1
  25. Re:Exchanging gas ovens? on After 3 Years, Freenet 0.7 Released · · Score: 1

    Consequently rape is "less wrong" than murder and deserves less serious punishment. Personally, I wouldn't necessarily object to the death penalty for rape in some cases.

    That's my primary point of dissension. I see no reason to believe one is less wrong than the other. Both are completely unacceptable, and that's the end of it.