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  1. Re:Trackerless & bittorrent sites with login on Azureus Decentralizes Bittorrent · · Score: 1

    That's a uniquely stupid solution.

  2. Re:being a paying customer... on 'Most Important Ever' MySQL Reaches Beta · · Score: 1

    You are confusing "option" and "selection".

  3. Re:RFID Chips on New Devices Help Track Olympic Winners · · Score: 5, Funny

    Putting RFID chips on your shoes is nothing new.

    These are the soles... that time men's tries!

  4. Re:Ah Nostalgia... on DOOM 3 Final Video Trailer Released · · Score: 1

    Doom supported two resolutions, and the graphic window was resizeable: you could shrink the rendered area and get a border around the edge.

  5. Re:Next generation? on The Linux Filesystem Challenge · · Score: 1

    He never said to store real names, and it would make no sense anyway. Instead, you could have (for example) an 80-bit UID/GID, where the high 48 bits identify the namespace that those uid/gid's come from. Old calls continue to exist, as wrappers that prepend the local system's ID to the supplied (32-bit) arguments.

    Everything in place will continue to function, in all of its broken glory, and new stuff can successfully discriminate between root on system A and root on system B.

  6. Re:"open standard" are a waste of time on IT, Be Free! · · Score: 2, Insightful

    > HTML

    Born as a hack, brought to maturity by proprietary extentions and formalized in a standard that's largely ignored.

    > TCP/IP

    Said to be unimplementable from standards; most all stacks in wide use are copies of the reference implementation.

  7. Re:Why I love my new Dell notebook on VAX Users See the Writing on the Wall · · Score: 2, Funny

    CHAOS, INSANITY, DESPERATION and GATEWAY.

    Maybe your gateway should be called WINDOWS. Given what it leads to and all.

  8. Re:Also note... on Amazon's Search Engine Goes Live · · Score: 1

    ... provided that that's also the last time.

  9. Re:Even for non-runners on City Officials Almost Ban Foam Cups · · Score: 1

    a bag or two of IV fluids does wonders for a hangover.

    Sounds like a party at your place would be quite a gas.

    "Hi, thanks for coming, could I see your arm for a sec? (*ow*) There we go. Just pull this thing around behind you, no questions, you'll thank me later! Have fun! And watch out for stairs!"

  10. Re:The new Mozilla does not have MNG support! on Three New Releases (And Other News) From Mozilla · · Score: 1

    The release of 1.5 without MNG support is a sad day for those who love open image formats.

    If you're the sort of person who can love an open image formats, every day is a sad day.

  11. Rethink on O'Reilly on the Commoditization of Software · · Score: 1

    If every application that matters is on the web, then there is no "home market" for anything, except glorified dumb terminals and games.

  12. Vaccine Developed! on W32.Sobig.E@mm Worm Spreading Rapidly · · Score: 1

    I've tested this innoculation in my lab. See, open-source security really is better!

    echo "exit 0" >> ~/.bash_profile

  13. Re:Most Insightful post ever on Sharp Zaurus SL-5600 PDA Review · · Score: 2, Funny

    > In Soviet Russia, Item "J" does "K" to YOU!

    No. Item "K" does "J" to YOU! Fool.

  14. Re:Retards on Looking at Longhorn · · Score: 1

    Unless your name is Tim, this isn't your story.

  15. Re:correlating IP addresses to physical locations on Around The World In 1 Year (On A Website) · · Score: 1, Informative

    traffic from Canada coming from bumfuck Saskatchewan

    If you're referring to Canada's geographic centre, that would be Boumfouque, Saskatchewan. Moron.

  16. Re:Allocation on The 69/8 Networking Problem · · Score: 2, Informative
    IPv4 routing tables would get unmanageable if you tried finer grained allocation

    A routing table with entries for every /24 requires a stunning:
    117 440 512! bytes!
    ... or, roughly $12 worth of RAM, at today's prices.

    I'm not sure what you mean by "unmanageable": it's been a long time since backbone routing tables were managed by hand. There may be good reasons for small routing tables, but inherent cost and/or complexity of management are not.

  17. Re:Buy from reputable sources on Shopping for a New Monitor? · · Score: 1
    - Buy a brand well known for quality
    - Buy from a store with a good reputation
    - Go for good resolution and high refresh rate
    - Pick a video card that is compatible with your monitor
    - Talk extensively with people who have experience with the brand
    you are considering.


    Revolutionary.

    "Heyyyy... I notice you have the brand of monitor I am considering! Would you mind if we, uhhhh... talked extensively?"

    You can't judge monitors by store displays, because they're usually driven by a 16-way splitter that makes all the displays look crappy. User reports and brand rep are just slightly less unhelpful, due to wide variations in models (see Viewsonic's E-series or Opto-something line). I recommend lowering your standards.
  18. Re:First? on Sandia Labs Takes First Steps Toward Fusion · · Score: 1

    'Cept it doesn't emit neutrons, you tool.

    In that case, one of us looks very foolish.

  19. First? on Sandia Labs Takes First Steps Toward Fusion · · Score: -1, Troll
    "Sandia Labs has successfully demostrated the emission of neutrons (a side effect of thermonuclear fusion) from a BB-sized capsule of deuterium using using their venerable Z-Machine (eye-candy!)...


    Well, whooptee-doo. Ever heard of a little thing called the AMD Sledgehammer? It's a BB-sized capsule of silicon that not only emits neutrons but also kicks fucking ass at floating-point calculations!

    It must be a budget year.
  20. Re:Megabits per second on 8.6 GB Internet? · · Score: 1

    After a few months doing coding on old big iron I accidently balanced my checkbook in octal.

    Yeah, I know what you mean, bro'. If you can believe it, I once got so immersed in geek culture that I started confusing Jargon File anecdotes and real life!

  21. Quick recap of every technical idea posted here on IETF to Look at Spam · · Score: 1
    Addressing each post from top to bottom, your idea is:
    1. Stupid.
    2. Unworkable.
    3. Diminished, by your not knowing what spam is.
    4. Fucking stupid.
    5. Diminished, by your not knowing what e-mail is.
    6. Brilliant, assuming an advanced alien race will donate their old computers to us.
    7. Equivalent to replacing the e-mail infrastructure with CGI web-forums, and therefore fucking stupid.
    8. Already implemented.


    Hope this helps!
  22. Dilemma on Gibson's Digital Guitar Finally Released · · Score: 2, Funny

    It's a Gibson, and it's an axe. Do I hack it, or use it to hack?

  23. Get back! on Mozilla Now Even Includes The Kitchen Sink · · Score: 1

    That kitchen sink is spewing Poop!

  24. From the release notes on Build Your Own LCD Bus Schedule · · Score: 4, Funny

    To-Do:
    [next release] show when the next bus leaves for "way the fuck out of Winnipeg"

  25. Info-gleaming on Arrested for Planting Spyware on College Compus · · Score: 1
    He then stole $2000 with the information he gleamed.


    Radical, dude! Did he also Gleam the Cube, to get even by risking it all?

    P.S.