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  1. Re:That explains the Shrub... on Recall of Segway Announced by CPSC · · Score: 2, Funny

    Is that anything like transexual paratroopers?

  2. I refuse... on 2.6 Ton Pinball Machine · · Score: 1

    ...to imagine a beowulf cluster of these.

  3. Re:Hotmail. on Where Is Spam When You Want It? · · Score: 5, Funny

    Maybe your girlfriend is pretty serious about you getting a penis enlargement and some viagra. Ever think about that, smart guy?

  4. Re:Lindows of $$ .. hmm on Californians Can Get Free MS-Settlement PCs · · Score: 1
    I'm guessing you live in North Carolina or thereabouts.

    Shouldn't you be evacuating or something?

  5. Re:I've found Linux to be a superior gaming platfo on Xbox Auto-Update Blocks Linux Usage · · Score: 1
    Word of advice: play less games and try reading a book.

    Preferably one noticeably absent of acronyms.

  6. Re:what? on Xbox Auto-Update Blocks Linux Usage · · Score: 1
    Then tell them what you have just told us, that after you buy the x-box, it won't be your hardware, it will still belong to Microsoft. If they seem incredulous, explain to them exactly how and why this is the case.

    See how many of them actually buy the x-box after that. I'd be curious.

    And see how many of them call the security guard instead. :)

  7. How soon before fans are quired... on Memory Activity LEDs · · Score: 4, Funny
    ...just to keep the LED's cool.

    STOP the Madness!

  8. This should be interesting... on Can Lotus Notes R3 Prior Art Save The Browser? · · Score: 1
    Just looking at the images on the page gave me the willies. Oh, the pain of WFW 3.11.

    But.... I don't remember any client machines having a half gig of RAM in those days, although this was simply an early example.

    More power to him though. He should be able to winnow this down to some simple test cases, and prove his point. Possibly even with earlier releases.

  9. Re:Good to see they let her off easy. on RIAA Settles With 12-Year-Old Downloader · · Score: 1
    From the actual article:

    The family lives in a city housing project on New York's Upper West Side...

    Then, like a dork, shog9 said: This $2000 slap on the wrist, while barely an inconvenience for the family, will surely be a reminder for the girl later on.

    RTFA.

  10. Re:How does this compare... on Linux Distro For Linksys WRT54G · · Score: 1
    What's this, a low-slashdot-ID-number party? Guess I just crashed it...

    Shields UP!

  11. Re:More constrained by memory on Linux Distro For Linksys WRT54G · · Score: 1
    More seriously, you can do a hell of a lot with 16MByte of RAM and 125MHz.

    Like, say... Build a Linux-based DVR (minus the HDD). OK. That won't work.

  12. Re:You WILL need help on Managing Linux and Virtual Machines? · · Score: 3, Funny
    Don't imagine that the VM person will understand (or even like) Linux and don't expect your Linux admins to understand (or even like) the Mainframe.

    AC forgot to mention... Don't expect your Linux admins to understand (or even like) the VM person. ;)

  13. Be nice to their forums, damnit. on Nordic Countries to Promote Open Source · · Score: 2, Insightful
    Providing it doesn't get slashdotted into oblivion, their forums don't require registration. d'oh. Don't pee on a pristine Nordic landscape.

    -jim

  14. Re:Wait a minute on AOL Blocks Links from LiveJournal · · Score: 4, Funny
    Waitaminnit. Since you're user #441 and posted at 4:42, and I'm user #442 I shoulda posted at 4:43. Now I've gone and fucked the whole power cycle up.

    I guess we'll have to try cold fusion again...

  15. Kudos to Jamie for using Google cache for NM site on Deregulation and Niagara Mohawk - Is There a Story? · · Score: 2, Informative
    As a subscriber, I saw this being prepared for posting, and dropped him an email saying it would be a bad idea to slashdot them in the middle of this. Granted, the public site may not be linked to anything internal, but it's good that they changed the links from Niagara Mohawks site to the Google cache.

    Now they just have to deal with Google. ;)

  16. Re:Cleveland on Power Outages Strike East Coast · · Score: 1
    Is there really part of a 'Greater Part of Cleveland'?

    I sure couldn't find it...

  17. Re:Secret plot.... on Power Outages Strike East Coast · · Score: 3, Funny
    That's actually a possibility...

    To: FLASHMOB@AOL.COM Subject: Meeting at Niagara Power intake tube at 4:13pm

  18. Re:On the other hand... on Power Outages Strike East Coast · · Score: 1
    I've never responded to my own first post. Back in the Chips & Dips days, FP was cake.

    Anyway, the amusing part is that CNN just made mention that some officials were looking into the "possibility that this may be due to a flaw in the Microsoft Windows Operating System".

    I'm highly amused.

  19. On the other hand... on Power Outages Strike East Coast · · Score: 5, Funny

    ..You don't have to worry as much about port 135 being open.

  20. Re:SCO and UNIX on SCO Attorney Declares GPL Invalid · · Score: 5, Funny
    SCO is going straight for the Jugular...

    Yeah, with a Q-Tip.

    Pathetic.

  21. I bet lots of Gov't and Biz are keeping mum. on Windows Virus Takes Out Gov't Agencies in MD, PA · · Score: 1
    From SFGate:

    "In Sweden, Internet provider TeliaSonera said about 20,000 of its customers were affected after the infection clogged 40 servers handling Internet traffic.

    Among companies affected in Germany was automaker BMW, said spokesman Eckhard Vannieck. He said the problems did not affect production."

    Really makes you wonder who ain't sayin...

  22. Re:The intelligent Robosweep? on Roomba Competitor Slightly Lacking · · Score: 3, Funny

    You obviously never purchased a Vanna White blow up doll, my friend.

  23. Re:Feh... Old news. on SpaceShipOne Flight Test · · Score: 0, Offtopic
    Pretty impressive then, seeing as how it happened yesterday.

    RTFA, A/C.

  24. Re:Flight Time? on SpaceShipOne Flight Test · · Score: 3, Interesting
    It has a pretty unique design in that the entire tail section flips up and acts as a sort of air brake, then flips down when G's are reduced and the atmosphere is dense enough to sustain controlled flight. Remember, this isn't expected to head quite out into the deepest darkest depths of space but to meet the X-Prize guidelines/rules.

    If I remember coeectly, the SS1 was designed to handle an expected 5.5 G's or so upon "re-entry".

    Besides Burt Rutan is a genius, so it has to work. ;)

  25. Re:Too bad ... on World's Most Advanced Portable TV · · Score: 1

    These folks have it for $339.95. Not that I have $339.95 to blow on something like this, but if I did...