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  1. Re:Why not fire them all? on NASA Requires JPL Scientists To Give Up Right To Privacy · · Score: 1

    I thought it was Mel's restaraunt, and Alice just worked there because her car broke down one day and she needed money to fix it and just took a liking to the place.

  2. Re:Why not fire them all? on NASA Requires JPL Scientists To Give Up Right To Privacy · · Score: 1

    No more illegal than a bunch of landed lords dragging the king in by the balls to force him to sign the Magna Carta.

    And I was unaware that playing a game of "who's the best at killing their political rivals" for almost all of that "2 or 3 thousand years" is the epitome of wonderful legality. Oh, you're democracies, now... ...after the US came in and OWNED YOU BITCH! retook half of Europe before the Soviets could take it all from Hitler, and took all of Japan before the Allies had to split it with the Soviets.

  3. Re:Why not fire them all? on NASA Requires JPL Scientists To Give Up Right To Privacy · · Score: 1

    Ahhhh, unionized government employees. Their jobs can't physically be sent overseas for the most part, and their bosses are not bound by having to turn a profit, indeed, they'll lose more votes as the unions abandon them then they'll ever lose to fiscal conservatives because they caved to the union.

    Nothing to do but to continue abandonment of the city, until it's little more than a bloated government taxing it's own employees to death, in-between bouts of whining for Federal money to make up the difference.

  4. Re:Very Inappropriate on NASA Requires JPL Scientists To Give Up Right To Privacy · · Score: 1

    > Our health care system means I'm not plagued with the insurance issues that my
    > American friends who are running similar businesses down there are facing.

    Lemme guess, you're not in an industry where the government regulates how much you can charge, and de facto how much you can earn, and are thus happy with the "system"?

    Nice!

  5. Re:Sounds like standard security clearance stuff.. on NASA Requires JPL Scientists To Give Up Right To Privacy · · Score: 1

    This "lie detector" sounds interesting. Do you have any pamphlets, presumably with multiply-reproduced, detailed, double-blind studies published in major peer-reviewed journals, as to their efficacy?

  6. Uhhh, thanks! on New Nerve Gas Antidotes · · Score: 1

    Boy, To Girl: They may release nerve gas. I don't want to die...a virgin.

    Girl: Oh, don't worry! I've got this antidote injector right here!

    Boy: That's...that's just great.

  7. No one was in baseball caps, either. on Vista Branding Confusing Even To Microsoft · · Score: 1

    Screw this! I wanna know when Toshiba and the like are going to go to jail for selling actual laptops with Vista on it with 436M of RAM (512 - 64M for on-board video RAM :rollseyes: )

    Oh, a lawyer will say it technically runs, if you don't mind waiting 10 minutes for full startup, and 2 minutes to open Explorer since the HDD is 100% utilized 100% of the time.

  8. Yes, actually. The cat does "got my tongue." on Swiss DMCA Quietly Adopted · · Score: 2, Interesting

    How does "levy on blank media" work, anyway? Proportionally divided up by number and/or total dollar value of albums sold, per company or person who sells them?

  9. Sheesh, can't it go any faster?!?!? on Games Industry Growth Outpacing US Economy · · Score: 1

    The article continues, "But for the 43rd year, European economic growth was exceed by the video game industry, the general consumer electronics industry, the potato industry, the chalkboard industry, and the marischino cherry industry."

  10. Cool! A Minnie Driver/Anne Hathaway love scene. on Wearable Motion Capture · · Score: 1

    > Swiss and MIT researchers have developed a wearable kit that will capture your
    > every move for mapping onto a virtual character.

    Great. A bunch of obese, sedentary-looking fugly pork pies runnin' around with rocket launchers.

  11. Cool! A Minnie Driver/Anne Hathaway love scene. on Radiation Not As Hazardous As Once Believed · · Score: 1

    > The article [on nuclear radiatio effects] cites studies by German, US, and Japanese researchers

    Well, at least they're not quoting Genoshan, AIM, and Star Labs researchers anymore.

  12. Idiots! on Anonymity of Netflix Prize Dataset Broken · · Score: 1

    > The researchers used this method to find how individuals on the IMDb privately rated films on Netflix,
    > in the process possibly working out their political affiliation, sexual preferences and a number of
    > other personal details"

    How about working out the other ratings the people made so they can include it in a trivial predictive app and submit it for the million dollar prize?

  13. Love on the rocks on Man Sized Sea Scorpion Fossil Found · · Score: 1

    From TFA:

    > "This is an amazing discovery. We have known for some time that the fossil record
    > yields monster millipedes, super-sized scorpions, colossal cockroaches, and jumbo dragonflies"

    I think he meant "damned-huge dragonflies".

  14. Extreme-o-phile in sexual tastes? on Are Aliens Living Among Us? · · Score: 1

    I submit it's unlikely an alien life form would be an extreme-o-phile. Extreme conditions are tough to survive in, by definition.

    What are they thinking? Alien life forms couldn't compete, and thus would only exist if they came, pre-evolved, to exist in some situation where they'd receive little or no competition?

    I would hope they aren't thinking "alien life = weird, extreme-o-phile = weird, therefore alien life is probably an extreme-o-phile." Does not compute.

  15. Re:Ugh... on The Obesity Epidemic — Is Medicine Scientific? · · Score: 1

    I think the current working theory is humans are herbivore/bug eaters, like great apes.

    A bananna and a pile of grubs? Oh, baby!

    We won't turn down a fish lying there, neither will a deer, but it's not a core diet staple.

  16. Re:Ugh... on The Obesity Epidemic — Is Medicine Scientific? · · Score: 1

    That's for "a combo meal".

    As a person once much fatter than I am, that's not what I ordered. This is typically what I'd do:

    "Hi, I'd like a Big Mac (or maybe Double Quarter Pounder with Cheese) meal, super sized, with two extra dollar double cheeseburgers."

    Or when Big Macs were on sale for 99 way back when, I'd get three of those. When, as a tween and teen, we went to McDonald's (pre-combo days), I'd get two Big Macs and a fries and a shake. Some days, I'd say to mom, "Can I get an extra Big Mac instead of fries? Yes?" and get three Big Macs.

    And every fiber of your being says shoving tasty food down your gullet until gorged is an awesome thing to do. And it was. For the first million years of human history.

  17. Re:Ugh... on The Obesity Epidemic — Is Medicine Scientific? · · Score: 1

    > Medicine is scientific where it can be. Any time in which you must observe a group
    > that consists of humans, you are incapable of running multiple tests across multiple generations.

    Apparently you've never heard of "political science", the only "science" that finds it ethical to experiment on unwilling participants.

    I'd put a /sacrasm=off pseudo-tag here, except I'm not being sarcastic.

  18. Re:Ugh... on The Obesity Epidemic — Is Medicine Scientific? · · Score: 1

    They tested this and found that almost exclusively, fat people burned calories the same as thin people. They just ate more food.

    While metabolic disorders do exist, they are extremely rare, and the vast, vast majority of vast people just eat too much for their exercise level.

    The real problem is a lack of physical activity during the day. The human body and appetite evolved to satisfy a person who was moving around most of the day gathering food. When I worked in a factory during summers of college, I always lost weight, even though I didn't change my eating habits.

    Take the sedentary lifestyle (we're talking work, not sitting on the sofa in the evenings) and throw in very cheap, plentiful food engineered to taste good = loaded with fat and sugar and calories, and you get what you see around you.

    It isn't an issue of odd chemistry, or of lazy people. It's the unfortunate side effect of a powerful, modern economy where non-physical labor specialties are the rule rather than the exception and food is plentiful. Like our medical system, which provides innumerable treatments and cures, all of which cost money, it's something to be proud of rather than shied away from.

  19. Nerd? on The Happiest Days of Our Lives · · Score: 1

    All this is good, but never forget: He's no ordinary nerd.

    Ordinary nerds don't get paid to make out with Ashley Judd.

  20. Huh on Spying On Tor · · Score: 1

    "Sir, there's this anonymizing computer out there people are using."

    "Cool, let's quitely set up computers in line with it and intercept the traffic going to and from it and correlate it with anonymized traffic going the other direction." ...and this is a surprise to just who again?

    This and more from this month's issue of the spy quarterly, "Duh!"

  21. Gee on Cryptography Expert Sounds Alarm At Possible Math Hack · · Score: 1

    So...there could be a hardware hole on top of numerous software holes that would let an attacking stream of bits take control of a target machine?

    Golly!

  22. Re:might be on to something on A New Theory of Everything? · · Score: 1

    I presume your native language is not English.

  23. Re:might be on to something on A New Theory of Everything? · · Score: 1

    EA4 84ll5

  24. Re:GUT from a surfer dude! on A New Theory of Everything? · · Score: 1

    That's a lot of talkin' just to say, "We still don't get no p00sey."

  25. Pass on your genes! on Gene Simmons Blames College Kids For Music Industry Woes · · Score: 1

    Gene Simmons should shut the hell up and tell his almost 6' tall, gorgeous, black-haired, big-red-lipped daughter to turn 18 already so Maxim can do a spread, thanks.