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NASA Requires JPL Scientists To Give Up Right To Privacy

Markmarkmark writes "Wired is reporting that all NASA JPL scientists must 'voluntarily' (or be fired) sign a document giving the government the right to investigate their personal lives and history 'without limit'. According to the Union of Concerned Scientists this includes snooping into sexual orientation, mental & physical health as well as credit history and 'personality conflict'. 28 senior NASA scientists and engineers, including Mars Rover team members, refused to sign by the deadline and are now subject to being fired despite a decade or more of exemplary service. None of them even work on anything classified or defense related. They are suing the government and documenting their fight for their jobs and right to personal privacy."

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  1. For comment suggestions ... by foobsr · · Score: 3, Insightful

    ... look here NASA Employees Fight Invasive Background Check (Posted by CowboyNeal on Fri 31 Aug 01:04AM). Looks like wiring issues seem commonplace.

    CC.

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    1. Re:For comment suggestions ... by jd · · Score: 1
      I have no problem with employees giving up their privacy... so long as ALL managers realize they are also employees (and so must give up their privacy too), that said managers lead from the front (ie: give up their privacy first) and prove that they have done so by publishing significant personal information - including protected information - on a public site. Ideally, those who are at the most senior ranks of NASA should do so likewise, along with those members of Homeland Security responsible for oversight.


      When it is only the low-level employees who are vulnerable, then it is an instrument of terror, not an instrument to prevent terror. Even mid-levels are not really enough, although it is better. Management, not underlings, are the primary cause of security leaks and the primary cause of poor security practices. They are therefore the ones in greatest need of scrutiny. Not only to prevent these flaws, but also to prevent those managers from misusing knowledge to cover up their ineptitude.

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  2. Very Inappropriate by GodfatherofSoul · · Score: 5, Informative

    These guys are scientists, not super secret spies. Besides, a clean slate is no guarantee a rocket scientist isn't going to go psycho after getting dumped and stalk his ex. Also sets a horrible precedent for other top-tier science fields.

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    1. Re:Very Inappropriate by plover · · Score: 2, Funny

      Besides, a clean slate is no guarantee a rocket scientist isn't going to go psycho after getting dumped and stalk his ex.
      Wait, are you saying that a rocket scientist who has undergone all those background checks might still flip out anyway? I don't think that's possible.</sarcasm>
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    2. Re:Very Inappropriate by Ford+Prefect · · Score: 1

      Lisa Nowak was an astronaut, not a rocket scientist. The latter, of course, have no chance whatsoever of any skeletons lurking in their cupboards, honest!

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    3. Re:Very Inappropriate by Nikker · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Its amazing how paranoid the government is becoming, so when does Bush sign his agreement?

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    4. Re:Very Inappropriate by davidsyes · · Score: 4, Informative

      See these:

      http://www.ntc.doe.gov/cita/CI_Awareness_Guide/S5improp/Ci.htm#Counterintelligence

      By the Numbers:

      http://www.ntc.doe.gov/cita/CI_Awareness_Guide/Treason/Numbers.htm#Espionage%20by%20the%20Numbers

      Get this:

      "Here are a few additional highlights from this database that give us additional understanding about motivations and situational factors leading to espionage:

              * Over 42% of the offenders are known to have been involved in drug or alcohol abuse. The actual figure may be higher, as there are many cases in which the unclassified record is insufficient to make a judgment on this subject. Those who were caught before classified information was even passed were more likely to be substance abusers than those who succeeded in committing espionage.

              * Of the 148 offenders, 6 were homosexual, 106 heterosexual, and the sexual orientation of the remaining 36 is not known from the unclassified record. Homosexuality is not known to have been a significant factor in any of the cases.

              * Volunteer spies were more likely to fail in their effort to pass information to foreign interests. Almost 40% of the volunteers were caught in the act, whereas only 7% of the recruited spies were intercepted before they could damage national security."

      Repeat for emphasis:

              * Of the 148 offenders, 6 were homosexual...

      I saw a flyer, around 1991, stating that of ALL the known cases of espionage, treason, and similar, some 98%-99% of the persons caught/convicted/shut down were:

      -white
      -make
      -heterosexual
      -Christian

      This seems to turn on its head the "susceptibility of homosexual" prospects/targets.... But, don't have to believe me, just look at the section "By the Numbers" and look at drug abuser risk, etc.

      It seems to me the DIA/NSA/DIS/NIS/et al can do all the searching they want WITHOUT dicking around in the private lives of scientists or military personnel. Just keep burning those who screw up, and let the others "be on the best behavior".

      But, somehow I think the government is just pursuing this as another component of wrecking the public tenuous thread to rights and expectations of privacy and anonymity.

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    5. Re:Very Inappropriate by ricree · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Seriously, it's like the government is going out of their way to make the US noncompetitive. Many of them are top tier scientists and engineers who are almost certain to have no problem finding work elsewhere. Pulling shit like this just means that NASA is going to drive talent into the arms of other organizations.

    6. Re:Very Inappropriate by ReclusiveGeek · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Still wondering how someone's sexual preference is related to their job performance. These people are living in the dark ages... they actually believe the rest of us give a sh*t who sleeps with whom.

    7. Re:Very Inappropriate by grassy_knoll · · Score: 2, Informative
      Not that I disagree with your post, but as to this:

      This seems to turn on its head the "susceptibility of homosexual" prospects/targets


      I think the idea was not so much that "homosexual == ZOMG! SPY!" but rather that most homosexuals didn't want their preference known by their family, friends, et. al., for fear of rejection / discrimination. Thus, someone who found out about their preference could use that information to blackmail them into revealing classified information.

      That may have been true in the 50's, but hardly seems true today.
    8. Re:Very Inappropriate by megaditto · · Score: 1

      So what's the problem?

      The scientists are more useful elsewhere AND less of our tax money is spent on NASA/JPL. It's a win-win situation in my book.

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    9. Re:Very Inappropriate by shawn(at)fsu · · Score: 1

      Thats what I've been told, it's not so much what you've done in your past (with in reason) but what you would do to prevent that information being released. If you're willing to admit everything you've done then what can some one blackmail you with?

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    10. Re:Very Inappropriate by CnlPepper · · Score: 1

      Well thats wonderful until you want to know whats going on in space and have to rely on Russia, China or the EU for information because you drove away anyone with a clue. That is going to cost you a LOT.

      You seem to be under the assumption that the space scientists you drive away will want to stay in the US. Given that they could no longer research the thing they love in their own country, I think you'll find the EU, Russia and China will have quite an influx of people. The majority of scientists I work with work out of passion for the subject, not the money. Take that away the source of their passon and they'll inevitably leave to seek it out elsewhere.

    11. Re:Very Inappropriate by tm2b · · Score: 1

      I bet they'll be replaced with candidates for the Administration's new "Faith-based engineering and science" program.

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    12. Re:Very Inappropriate by nametaken · · Score: 1

      "These guys are scientists, not super secret spies."

      Ok, I'll bite... "How do you know?" :)

    13. Re:Very Inappropriate by darjen · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      The scientists are more useful elsewhere AND less of our tax money is spent on NASA/JPL.
      I couldn't agree more - the more scientists who leave NASA, the better. Hopefully they will eventually all leave and NASA will disband completely. Nothing but a sinkhole for taxpayer money in my book.
    14. Re:Very Inappropriate by juan2074 · · Score: 1
      • Over 42% of the offenders are known to have been involved in drug or alcohol abuse. The actual figure may be higher, as there are many cases in which the unclassified record is insufficient to make a judgment on this subject.
      It's probably the same as the percentage of the general population known to have been involved in drug or alcohol abuse.
    15. Re:Very Inappropriate by Professor_UNIX · · Score: 1

      It isn't related to their job and they're full of shit. I went through the exact same background checks and nowhere on there did it ask anything about your sexual orientation. They're interested in criminal activities, drug use, extreme debt that could be an incentive for an employee to flip loyalties, etc. They couldn't care less about whether or not you take it up the ass.

    16. Re:Very Inappropriate by cp.tar · · Score: 1

      I bet they'll be replaced with candidates for the Administration's new "Faith-based engineering and science" program.

      Is that kind of like "we put that together just now and we believe it will fly... sorry, what do you mean by 'math'?"

      Or is it "we need no machinery to reach the stars, Our Lord will take us there eventually"?

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    17. Re:Very Inappropriate by Kelson · · Score: 1

      The scientists are more useful elsewhere AND less of our tax money is spent on NASA/JPL. It's a win-win situation in my book.

      How much taxpayer money do you think NASA gets?

    18. Re:Very Inappropriate by Heir+Of+The+Mess · · Score: 1

      Elsewhere in the world this sort of thing has been standard practice for defense scientists for over 30 years. If they are leaving because of this then they won't find piece of mind elsewhere. The security people just don't like workers keeping secrets that can be used to blackmail them. The people who collect this information don't care if you are gay, they just worry if you are a closet gay.

      There's other things too. The enemy gets the same info from observation, they don't care about privacy laws. The security people, by collecting this information, can look for weak points, like suppose all the scientists are going to the same whore house or something. Chances are the enemy has planted a spy there, and so the security people can look for spies in that location.

      Look we are talking about defense scientists. They make a choice to go into that field, they get told on day one that their personal lives will be observed.

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    19. Re:Very Inappropriate by rahvin112 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      The general population is in general considered to be ~10% homosexual with an additional 10% or so that are likely to be homosexual and an unknown % of bisexual (some studies have indicated 40% of the population has had at least one sexual encounter with the same sex). Because so many gay people stay in the closet their whole lives and refuse to answer questions about it truthfully it's difficult to pin the number down accurately but most research indicates it's higher than 10% and probably close to 20% if you could get people to actually tell the truth about it. Given 6 out of 112 (heterosexual + homosexual, eliminating those where no determination could be made) the percentage is actually significantly lower than the actual percentage of gays in the population. This would seem to indicate that gay people have LESS chance of being engaged in espionage.

    20. Re:Very Inappropriate by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Informative

      Pulling shit like this just means that NASA is going to drive talent into the arms of other organizations.

      It's been happening for a long time.

      I turned down a job at JPL in the early '90's. My wife was pregnant at the time and I decided that I would rather give up my dream job (working in the Advanced Propulsion Group) than have my kid raised as an American (I am Canadian.) Even then I was concerned with where the U.S. was heading, and the current reality is worse than I could have imagined.

      It turned out that rejected JPL was the best decision I have made in my entire life. I moved back to Canada, knocked around academia for a while, and now run my own consultancy doing a mix of software development and data analysis in areas ranging from automated water testing to genomics. Incorporation in Canada is cheap and easy (I literally did it in my pyjamas) and the climate is generally business-friendly. Our health care system means I'm not plagued with the insurance issues that my American friends who are running similar businesses down there are facing.

      I have had a few American clients, but will no longer enter the country if I can possibly avoid it as I no longer have any rights there. I don't travel to places like China or Sudan for the same reason.

      A generation from now the U.S. is going to be seriously starved for talent, because it has nothing to offer the clever people of the world but invasion of privacy and huge Orwellian overheads that are based on (as other posters have pointed out) nothing more than FAITH.

    21. Re:Very Inappropriate by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Speaking as a research scientist working at a University laboratory, I would NEVER consider working at a place with such utterly stupid and insensitive privacy policies. Such bonehead policies can only come from bureaucrat climbers who have no idea how to run a lab... much less about human nature. Every good scientist I know understands that the vast majority of good science is published out in the open.

      For anyone to proclaim a formulation defining the characteristics of trustworthiness (and that a mass evaluation can be performed by dumb-ass bureaucrats) displays profound ignorance and dangerous confidence.

    22. Re:Very Inappropriate by Original+Replica · · Score: 1

      Its amazing how paranoid the government is becoming

      "Paranoid" would imply that they actually believe that these background checks have anything to do with real security. It's all for show. It works under the simple logic of:
      JPL is both high profile and mysterious to the average Joe.
      It is good if people see "measures are being taken."
      This will not inconvenience the voters as much as something like stopping the purchase of Saudi oil. Which would undercut the funding of much terrorist activity.
      It allows for the further militarization/control of Space. If you make rocket science a high-security job, it will shut down the budding private sector space travel industry.

      Your statement would be more accurate if it read: "It's amazing how gullible,fearful and stupid the American people have become."

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    23. Re:Very Inappropriate by Hoi+Polloi · · Score: 1

      It doesn't take a rocket scientist to figure that one out. *rim shot*

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    24. Re:Very Inappropriate by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Over 42% of the offenders are known to have been involved in drug or alcohol abuse.

      What does this shit mean if you find that 87% of non-offenders have been involved in drug or alcohol abuse? Hell, probably 93% or more of all Americans started on that most pervasive of gateway drugs -- mother's milk.

      What a bunch of shit these non-comparative statistics are.

    25. Re:Very Inappropriate by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I wonder if this, just like private sector companies requiring pre-employment drug testing or verification of non-smoker status, isn't about drawing a line to clearly identify and eliminate any workers who will challenge management over anything. Haven't NASA and the Weather Service had incidents where political appointees in the organization were publicly called to account and embarrassed over their actions by the rank-and-file workers? This could just be the other shoe dropping.

    26. Re:Very Inappropriate by HeroreV · · Score: 2, Informative

      most research indicates it's higher than 10% and probably close to 20% I'm gay and this sounds like bullshit. Studies on the prevalence of homosexuality range all over the place, but I've never heard of any serious studies claiming anywhere near 1 in 5 people were gay. Usually the people I hear these greatly exaggerated claims from are gay people who think being different is bad.

      From Wikipedia:

      In general, surveys quoted by anti-gay activists tend to show figures nearer 1%, while surveys quoted by gay activists tend to show figures nearer 10%, with a mean of 4-5% figure most often cited in mainstream media reports.
    27. Re:Very Inappropriate by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You hate this kind of privacy intrusion because you put yourself in their position: you'd hate to admit you don't sleep with anybody.

      * Troll's notes: I wouldn't have said anything if it wasn't for your ReclusiveGeek nick.

    28. Re:Very Inappropriate by Barlo_Mung_42 · · Score: 1

      Amen brother. All that tax money spent and we don't even have dilithium crystals yet. How are we ever going to achieve warp driver technology without dilithium? Waste of money in my book.

    29. Re:Very Inappropriate by demachina · · Score: 3, Insightful

      None of the work being done at JPL on planetary exploration is even remotely "defense" related. Maybe there is defense work there but I doubt any of these people who have been working there for years went there to work on better ways to kill people. They went their to explore the solar system in an entirely peaceful and benevolent way. I think the rules are being changed on them by an increasingly paranoid and increasingly militarized government.

      It brings to mind the sad case of Alan Turing. He was one of the greatest minds in early computing and because he was gay he was hounded by the British government in to committing suicide depriving the world of decades more of his brilliant work. The work Turing did was crucial in cracking German codes and certainly shortened the war, and he well could have made the difference in winning it.

      This isn't really new for JPL either. The rocket boys at CalTech started out doing peaceful research before World War II. They did pitch in to the war effort to defeat Fascism, but in 1946 many of them wanted to demilitarize and return to peaceful research. Unfortunately JPL turned in to a cold war military lab. One of their founding fathers Frank Malina resigned when his left leaning politics in 30's became known to the FBI. One of their best mathmeticians, Hsue-Shen Tsien, was fired and placed under house arrest because he was a suspected communist. When he was finally freed he did in fact return to China and became an integral part of their space program. Its an interesting question, was he really a communist spy when at JPL, or did the U.S. witch hunt drive him in to the arms of Communist China, when otherwise he would have been a priceless contributor to the American space program.

      Some interesting tidbits on JPL's eary years are here.

      I hate to break it to you but a LOT of the world's most brilliant thinkers are non conformists in one way or another, sexual orientation, drug use, pacifism, political leanings etc. If you are going to build your society only on "normal" people you are going to lose many of your greatest thinkers and forego many great breakthroughs.

      The only reason gays are a security risk in this day and age is because the defense industrial complex have forced them in to a closet by making homosexuality a basis for termination of their security clearance. Homosexuality isn't illegal in this country any more. If it was completely removed as an factor in granting security clearances it wouldn't be an effective means for blackmailing anyone any more. It used to be a legitimate concern for blackmail because it was illegal. It isn't anymore.

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    30. Re:Very Inappropriate by vegiVamp · · Score: 1

      > Of the 148 offenders, 6 were homosexual, 106 heterosexual, and the sexual orientation of the remaining 36 is not known from the unclassified record. Homosexuality is not known to have been a significant factor in any of the cases.

      No, but heterosexuality clearly is!

      I move we put the filthy breeders in a reservation, where they'll of course get 'well cared for' and fed a 'balanced, healthy diet', and find a foolproof way of filtering out their acceptably glbt offspring for reintegration in our new, trustworthy society.

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    31. Re:Very Inappropriate by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The only reason gays are a security risk in this day and age is because ...


      They can't help gossiping and giving away valuable military secrets whilst hanging out at the salon.
    32. Re:Very Inappropriate by ReclusiveGeek · · Score: 1

      Then I stand corrected. Back in the late 70's/early 80's I had a Secret clearance and I too didn't recall anything other than the "are you a Communist" type stuff. What you describe is much more plausible. Thank you for correcting my understanding. Mike

    33. Re:Very Inappropriate by rufty_tufty · · Score: 1

      Was that really that bad a skeleton? Choose your moral system I would say, also put yourself in his shoes and ask what you would have done differently.

      von Braun to me comes across as someone whose "allegiance was one of expedience", is that really such a bad thing? If I proudly state that I'll work for whatever company will pay me the most money, is that that much worse.

      Ah but people associated with his work died! Ok, so it's a high stakes game, you might as well curse Albert Einstein for his association with encouraging atomic bomb development (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Einstein#Atomic_bomb).

      I really don't see the difference between the two, yet Einstein is often remembered fondly for his (limited) participation in the development of the atomic bomb - at least von Braun's desire was to develop technology for space, by whatever means necessary; as opposed to developing a killer weapon before the other group.
      Not that I have any problems with the way history turned out, I just don't like people to think badly of von Braun.

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    34. Re:Very Inappropriate by GreyPoopon · · Score: 1

      This seems to turn on its head the "susceptibility of homosexual" prospects/targets....

      Let's look at the list... "sexual orientation, mental & physical health as well as credit history and 'personality conflict'". To me, this seems to be a list of subjects that people are likely to be sensitive about. Not that I support this invasion of privacy, but if you are going to set your employees up for full background checks, it makes sense to list very clearly most of the things people are likely to be less comfortable revealing to make sure that nobody can say afterwards "I _never_ thought you'd delve into my personal life like that" and then try to sue you. After reading the article, I'm unable to draw any conclusion that they were trying to single out people for their sexual orientation.
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    35. Re:Very Inappropriate by Impy+the+Impiuos+Imp · · Score: 1

      > Our health care system means I'm not plagued with the insurance issues that my
      > American friends who are running similar businesses down there are facing.

      Lemme guess, you're not in an industry where the government regulates how much you can charge, and de facto how much you can earn, and are thus happy with the "system"?

      Nice!

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    36. Re:Very Inappropriate by davidsyes · · Score: 1

      In the 80's when *I* was in the USN I encountered numerous women who resisted the advances of males, and I neither knew nor had need to know their reasons. I was a radioman student, and across our male barracks was the female barracks. Several times when I went to go meet a girl for a date or lunch or whatever, not only did the podium/bldg messenger of the watch go to notify her (or the female for which ANY guy was meeting), some other girl would get up and seem to be doing what others said: they're going to tell other lesbians some OTHER guy is looking for so and so.

      I had no problem with that. I later encountered but did not get romantically/physically involved with a bona fide (no pun intended) lesbian who was a radioman student and on the verge of graduation. NIS (Naval Investigative Service), the fine group they are, fucked her over because she REFUSED to spill the beans on WHAT clubs/hangouts she frequented where there were known or suspected lesbians in their witch hunt. Rather than let her graduate and go on to the Fleet to prove herself as either patriotic, duty-bound or honorably-working, they dicked her over by putting her on Administrative Legal Hold. This was NOT to carry on an investigation. It was a means by which to punish her for not making THEIR lives easier. All this shit was because some defector from the USSR had a list of some 50 attributes the KGB would aim to exploit, and because homosexuality/bisexuality were among the items, the US decided it had to McCarthy-out that aspect.

      Now, this girl was nice, friendly, and I sympathized with her. I even went to the point of renting a car several times at the agency located on the base and drove her some 100+ miles to visit her girlfriend and foster daughter. She was white, her girlfriend/foster-daughter black, and eventually the made me the baby girl's god father. But, she only had Saturdays & Sundays off since the NIS refused to separate her from the navy, refused to let COMNAVMILPERSCOM give her orders to the Fleet, and refused to grant her more than weekend liberty.

      What is even WORSE is that they didn't restrict her to base because (or JUST because) of her sexual orientation or refusal to rat out people on a witch hunt list, they dug into her past and fucked her over with a THIRD item:

      They charged her with falsification of government documents related to enlistment. How? They found out that she did not inform the USN that she'd had psychological counseling, an item the omission of which could be damaging. But, how could they do this this way? She was in a car wreck around 2-4 years of age, her parents were killed in that crash, and she went to counseling as a 3 or 4 year old or maybe just after that. So, to hose her over, the USN NIS said she defrauded the government for not reporting something that is so obvious as to not even be an ITEM OF CONTENTION. But, I learned to hang out with gays and lesbians, in SF or Oakland, just eating, talking dancing, and even dated a lesbian I didn't know WAS so, and later learned I was a decoy to throw off NIS. When I learned that, I just kept dating her, and when we broke up, we re-dated a few times. Hell even her commanding officer told NIS to "get the fuck out of my office. I can't DO my JOB for the NAVY if you take her away. She's the BEST Radioman I've got. Leave me and her ALONE." She kept her job, and when she discharged, she worked for them as a civilian. SOME people in "the Nav" knew what was important, despite politicking and conflicts of interest.

      This kind of shit was what began to unravel my hard-core A-Jay-Squared-Away/Gung-Ho attitude. Oh, I still wore my shiny, clean Corfams, my Polyester dress whites, and passed my inspections, kicked ass on training and Fleet-wide exams, got promotions, and discharged honorably, but as I looked around and realized the few in- and not-so-in-the-closet gays/lesbians worked as if not more diligently than MOST of the straight people, it was mind boggling that the government and US public would let this continue (yes, I know about

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    37. Re:Very Inappropriate by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      None of the work being done at JPL on planetary exploration is even remotely "defense" related.

      As someone who works with (not for) JPL/NASA, I know personally this is false. There are often secret weapon related technologies that are used in planetary exploration. For example, details about what radiation hardened CPUs exist and what the exact specs are both classified. We were given ballpark numbers and told not to tell anyone. I also had the distinct feeling they were lying, but I wasn't sure about what. The numbers were good enough for what we needed to know. CPUs are just one example. There are most likely secret details about cameras, antennas, gyros, and more.

      Having access to these space war technologies saves JPL a fortune and is make-or-break for a number of instruments and missions. However, that's why some people in JPL have clearance and others don't. I do agree that doing security like checks on people without clearance is wrong.

    38. Re:Very Inappropriate by vistic · · Score: 1

      Also gay... but from my experience the % you perceive is highly influenced by your social circles.

      At times it seemed to me that literally no one was gay... and 1 in 20 seemed like too many.

      Other times from being around a lot of gay people, the number seemed much higher, since they were a higher % of my social circle.

      And even other times it seemed like it must be way more than just 1 in 10, because I witnessed just how incredibly many closeted people are out there... and how people I know to be gay from actually having dated, get engaged to have a wife and kids and the straight closeted life.

      Also don't confuse the 40% of people having same sex experiences with it being that many who self-identify as gay. I have friends who were completely interested in the same sex at a young age, and grew up to be straight. One of my friends even thought he was gay well into his 20's... until he tried it out, and realized, "oh, I guess I'm straight afterall."

      It's a weird world. And sometimes it seems people like me who have no confusion about it, personally, are the ones who are REALLY in the minority.

    39. Re:Very Inappropriate by jafac · · Score: 1

      Our freedoms is what made this country great.

      Now that we are tossing that in the shitter - we'll witness the same brain drain that NAZI GERMANY witnessed in the 30's-40's as guys like EINSTEIN got the hell out of dodge.

      Fascism is the hallmark of the decline of a great civilization. Always has been, always will be. It is a defensive zeitgeist reaction to the perception of that decline (or maybe a plateau). And the effect is to hasten the decline, rather than slow or halt it.

      While we've had these kinds of fears in the past; (the Red Scare, etc.) and we've generally pulled through alright, I'm not so sure we're going to make it this time.

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  3. Easy fix by PsyQo · · Score: 2, Funny

    What do they want to do when no one signs this? Fire every scientist? Not going to happen.

    1. Re:Easy fix by explosivejared · · Score: 1

      What do they want to do when no one signs this? Fire every scientist? Not going to happen.


      Hopefully it will work out like you mapped it. However, the white house figures if they throw out enough fud, they'll be able to bust solidarity and get enough to cave and sign in order to make it effective. I would hope a group of the best scientists in the world would be able to stick this fight out.
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    2. Re:Easy fix by wattrlz · · Score: 1

      Maybe, or maybe I should work on polishing up my resume.

    3. Re:Easy fix by TheMeuge · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Who the hell marked parent as "troll"? He may have been a little crass, but it was certainly not a trolling post...

    4. Re:Easy fix by Dominic_Mazzoni · · Score: 1

      What do they want to do when no one signs this? Fire every scientist? Not going to happen.

      Unfortunately more than 90% of the roughly 5000 employees at JPL have already signed. Only a few hundred are actively protesting, and 28 are plaintiffs in the lawsuit.

      If the appeals court hadn't granted a preliminary injuction, they would already have lost their jobs. Despite the fact that they are irreplaceable, NASA would rather fire them rather than back down on these new invasions of privacy.

    5. Re:Easy fix by Stanislav_J · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Unfortunately more than 90% of the roughly 5000 employees at JPL have already signed. Only a few hundred are actively protesting, and 28 are plaintiffs in the lawsuit.

      We really have become a nation of sheep, haven't we? This is why our rights are going down the toilet, because most people simply do not care. It would be a vastly different story if that 90-10 ratio were reversed.

      This reminds me of an incident (I'm going entirely on memory here) in the months after 9/11 in which some jurisdiction or other was conducting random bag/backpack searches of bus passengers. One guy filed a suit after refusing the search and being hauled in. In the article, it said that out of something like 1300 of these searches that had been conducted, fewer than half a dozen people objected or refused. When the populace has become that complacent and trusting, it's open season on the Constitution.

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    6. Re:Easy fix by turgid · · Score: 2, Funny

      What do they want to do when no one signs this? Fire every scientist? Not going to happen.

      That sounds a lot like Collective Bargaining... That just proves these scientists are unionized PINKO COMMIES, probably terrorists, and deserve to be fired to make way for patriotic ones.

      Maybe the ESA will take them on for the Aurora project? /me ducks.

    7. Re:Easy fix by easyTree · · Score: 1

      If I had mod points, you'd have one. We are collectively to blame for failing to restrict the excesses of our governments.

    8. Re:Easy fix by Gospodin · · Score: 3, Informative

      When the populace has become that complacent and trusting, it's open season on the Constitution.

      Oh, now it's open season on the Constitution, is it? Not when Lincoln suspended habeas corpus. Not when Wilson nationalized industries, jailed protestors, and created an income tax. Not when Roosevelt put citizens in concentration camps, set up price controls, and nationalized some more industries. Not when the Senate held hearings of suspected Communists in show business. No, now that 1300 people let police conduct 10-second bag checks, now the Constitution is going down in flames.

      Get some perspective.

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    9. Re:Easy fix by gknoy · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Perspective: Most people, when looking at those historical events (McCarthyism, etc) tend to recognize that it's a bad thing. When it's THEIR turn, however, people either don't realize what's happening until later, or don't want to bother making a fuss on constitutional principles if it will make them late for work (or if they feel it might endanger them to do so).

    10. Re:Easy fix by davidsyes · · Score: 1

      Yeh, it CAN happen. They'll fire the amount their matrix tells them to. They'll outsource the rest to TATA, in India, and Komso-something in Russia/Ukraine/Czech Republic.

      Face it, this is the new face of the ISS and Space Revolution. It's not just SPECIAL, it's SPATIAL.

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    11. Re:Easy fix by vought · · Score: 1

      Fire every scientist? Not going to happen. According to the management at our center, that's exactly what's going to happen. And they've been clear about it from day one. The folks at JPL are contractors to NASA - not NASA employees. If they don't want to submit to the HSPD-12 check (and I deeply sympathize with them), then they're free to find work elsewhere.

      The last few private sector jobs I applied for involved credit checks, extensive interviews of my former employers, and other ongoing checks similar to what HSPD-12 provides for. While I wish there were a way to stop it, you're going to be investigated for any job that carries a fair degree of responsibility. Hopefully this security mania (which doesn't lead to better security, just better ass-covering) will die down after a while, but the paranoia of the American people and government is not to be underestimated these days.
    12. Re:Easy fix by Shakrai · · Score: 4, Informative

      Not when Lincoln suspended habeas corpus

      "The Privilege of the Writ of Habeas Corpus shall not be suspended, unless when in Cases of Rebellion or Invasion the public Safety may require it" . The Southern States breaking away from the Union and firing on a Federal Fort sounds like "rebellion" to me.

      and created an income tax

      "The Congress shall have power to lay and collect taxes on incomes, from whatever source derived, without apportionment among the several states, and without regard to any census or enumeration"

      You won't get any argument out of me that the original intent behind the Constitution has been/is being subverted. My favorite example is the interstate commerce clause becoming a blank check for Congress to do whatever they want (like controlling what I can put into my own body as a consenting adult). But using the income tax and Lincoln as your examples doesn't seem very justifiable.

      Most of the examples I can think of (the Controlled Substances Act and the use of highway funding to blackmail state legislatures being the two that come to mind) are recent inventions.

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    13. Re:Easy fix by dbIII · · Score: 1

      It might be done. We are facing the barbarian mindset where anybody that is educated in a modular replaceable economic unit mix with a bit of Lysenkoism.

    14. Re:Easy fix by Fulcrum+of+Evil · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Not when Lincoln suspended habeas corpus.

      During a war, mind you. We haven't been at war for 60 years.

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    15. Re:Easy fix by megaditto · · Score: 1

      Actually, we have. The Korean war is still (legally) going on.

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    16. Re:Easy fix by Grishnakh · · Score: 2, Informative

      Actually, we have. The Korean war is still (legally) going on.

      Not exactly. We (the USA) are not at war with anyone right now, and haven't been since WWII. We were never at war with Korea (either one); we only took part in a UN-mandated police action there.

      North Korea and South Korea are still at war with each other, yes, but the USA has never declared war on either country.

    17. Re:Easy fix by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      and created an income tax

      "The Congress shall have power to lay and collect taxes on incomes, from whatever source derived, without apportionment among the several states, and without regard to any census or enumeration"

      You won't get any argument out of me that the original intent behind the Constitution has been/is being subverted. My favorite example is the interstate commerce clause becoming a blank check for Congress to do whatever they want (like controlling what I can put into my own body as a consenting adult). But using the income tax and Lincoln as your examples doesn't seem very justifiable.


      I disagree. The text you quote above is the Sixteenth Amendment to the Constitution, not part of the original Constitution (which only had 10 Amendments), and ratified in 1913.

      Here's another Amendment passed only four years later:
      "After one year from the ratification of this article the manufacture, sale, or transportation of intoxicating liquors within, the importation thereof into, or the exportation thereof from the United States and all territory subject to the jurisdiction thereof for beverage purposes is hereby prohibited."

      I don't think you'll find many Constitutionalists who'll support that Amendment. Many (most?) of them have the same disdain for the 16th. Unfortunately, while the 18th was finally repealed after disastrous consequences, the 16th hasn't been repealed yet in spite of all its negative effects.

    18. Re:Easy fix by chrismcb · · Score: 3, Interesting

      When I signed my contract for my current job, I noticed an odd discrepency. There were two clauses that were in outright contridiction to each other. I pointed this out, and refused to sign until it was fixed. The VP of the company finally got involved, and claimed I was only the second person out of thousands to say something. I was thinking well either you are hiring morons, or people who just don't care.

    19. Re:Easy fix by Shakrai · · Score: 3, Informative

      I disagree. The text you quote above is the Sixteenth Amendment to the Constitution, not part of the original Constitution (which only had 10 Amendments), and ratified in 1913.

      Granted, but what's your point? The Constitution provides for an amendment process and makes it pretty damn hard (75% of the States need to approve) to do so. If an amendment survives this process and is approved by the required number of states then whatever changes it makes have the same weight as the original text of the document. For better or worse this was the intent of the Founding Fathers.

      Unfortunately, while the 18th was finally repealed after disastrous consequences, the 16th hasn't been repealed yet in spite of all its negative effects.

      The biggest negative effect I see to the income tax is that it has given the Federal Government "the power of the purse" over the States. I don't have any qualms with the concept of an income tax. I do take issue when Congress decides to blackmail (err, "convince") the states to do what it wants (raising the drinking age to 21) by threatening to withhold funding.

      I don't see an easy solution to this either. The Libertarian in me is tempted to say that the Federal Government has no business funding ANYTHING for the states (be it education, highways, etc). If this were the case then the Federal Government would lose the ability to blackmail the states and the (Federal) income tax would go down. Personally I'd rather pay higher State taxes then Federal because my Assemblywoman is a hell of a lot more responsive to me then my Congressman or Senator. That said, I don't think a blanket ban is justifiable, because I can see legitimate scenarios where a small number of states may require the assistance of the union as a whole. Disaster relief is an obvious example. Funding for projects that benefit the nation as a whole might be another.

      Anyway, if you want to pick on a specific amendment as being responsible for the rise of Washington at the expense of the States I'd probably point the finger less at the 16th and more at the 17th. One would assume that if Senators were responsible to the State Legislature back home that they'd be less inclined to do things that take power away from the States. Of course, there were problems with the Legislatures picking Senators too -- so I don't pretend that repealing the 17th wouldn't have it's downsides either. Perhaps allowing the people to elect Senators but giving the State Legislature some sort of "recall" authority over them?

      Gerrymandering also comes to mind as one of the bigger problems that we face, but I'm not sure what sort of solution could be purposed that would be remotely Constitutional (short of an amendment). One of the ideas that I'm interested in is an expansion of the size of the House of Representatives. Presumably they'd be more responsive to the people if they represented less of them. Of course this wouldn't really solve the aforementioned problem, but one could argue that it might be easier to challenge a sitting Congressman for his seat if the district was smaller.

      Anyway, I'm probably rambling here. But it's interesting to have a discussion like this with somebody that has actually read the Constitution :)

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    20. Re:Easy fix by Tacvek · · Score: 1

      and created an income tax

      "The Congress shall have power to lay and collect taxes on incomes, from whatever source derived, without apportionment among the several states, and without regard to any census or enumeration"

      You won't get any argument out of me that the original intent behind the Constitution has been/is being subverted. My favorite example is the interstate commerce clause becoming a blank check for Congress to do whatever they want (like controlling what I can put into my own body as a consenting adult). But using the income tax and Lincoln as your examples doesn't seem very justifiable.


      I disagree. The text you quote above is the Sixteenth Amendment to the Constitution, not part of the original Constitution (which only had 10 Amendments), and ratified in 1913.

      Here's another Amendment passed only four years later:
      "After one year from the ratification of this article the manufacture, sale, or transportation of intoxicating liquors within, the importation thereof into, or the exportation thereof from the United States and all territory subject to the jurisdiction thereof for beverage purposes is hereby prohibited."

      I don't think you'll find many Constitutionalists who'll support that Amendment. Many (most?) of them have the same disdain for the 16th. Unfortunately, while the 18th was finally repealed after disastrous consequences, the 16th hasn't been repealed yet in spite of all its negative effects.
      The original Constitution allowed an income tax. That was never under question. The only thing was that income from real property (land) could not be taxed equally across the board, but would have to be taxed based on population. To repeat, the 16th does not authorize income taxes, as they were already legal. It merely lets the Federal government tax income from things like property evenly across the board.
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    21. Re:Easy fix by Grishnakh · · Score: 2, Informative

      Granted, but what's your point? The Constitution provides for an amendment process and makes it pretty damn hard (75% of the States need to approve) to do so. If an amendment survives this process and is approved by the required number of states then whatever changes it makes have the same weight as the original text of the document. For better or worse this was the intent of the Founding Fathers.

      Just because the FF provided an Amendment process doesn't mean that any Amendment automatically carries the same weight as the original Constitution and the FF's original intent. I seriously doubt the FF would have agreed to an Amendment banning alcohol in the 1780s when they were writing the Constitution.

      That the 16th Amendment was ratified just shows that the Constitution is still vulnerable to being screwed up by overactive government, even though the original intent was to limit government as much as possible.

      The biggest negative effect I see to the income tax is that it has given the Federal Government "the power of the purse" over the States. I don't have any qualms with the concept of an income tax. I do take issue when Congress decides to blackmail (err, "convince") the states to do what it wants (raising the drinking age to 21) by threatening to withhold funding.

      This is exactly the problem with the Federal income tax; it allows the Federal government to grow ever-larger, far beyond what was envisioned by the FF. They envisioned a fairly weak Federal government which was limited to foreign relations, national defense, and interstate commerce. The Federal government doesn't need a lot of money to do these things, and it certainly has no business deciding things like drinking ages. By allowing the Federal government to collect all that money, it's been allowed to massively expand its power. You can't have one without the other.

      I don't see an easy solution to this either. The Libertarian in me is tempted to say that the Federal Government has no business funding ANYTHING for the states (be it education, highways, etc). If this were the case then the Federal Government would lose the ability to blackmail the states and the (Federal) income tax would go down. Personally I'd rather pay higher State taxes then Federal because my Assemblywoman is a hell of a lot more responsive to me then my Congressman or Senator.

      Exactly right. The Federal government has no business funding any of those things; they should all be funded by the States. This doesn't mean the States can't cooperate together on projects, like an interstate highway system, but the money needs to come from the States.

      That said, I don't think a blanket ban is justifiable, because I can see legitimate scenarios where a small number of states may require the assistance of the union as a whole. Disaster relief is an obvious example. Funding for projects that benefit the nation as a whole might be another.

      We just saw in 2005 how effective the Federal government is at disaster relief, with the current model where most tax money goes directly to the Federal level.

      Funding for national projects (like NASA) can be done cooperatively as well, just like highways as I illustrated before. The Federal government doesn't need to collect taxes to do these things, it just needs to coordinate the States' efforts and funding. States that aren't interested can opt out, however.

    22. Re:Easy fix by falc · · Score: 0

      We really have become a nation of sheep, haven't we? This is why our rights are going down the toilet, because most people simply do not care. It would be a vastly different story if that 90-10 ratio were reversed.

      Sadly, it seems that most people just don't bother to read most of what they sign (or otherwise agree to). Often there's a lot of indirect pressure to "just sign." People look at long contracts with complex language and they feel too rushed to spend the time to actually read what they are signing. I used to work in a mental health clinic and it was frequently my responsibility to get consents, HIPAA forms, etc. signed. I always offered to explain the forms and to give them the time to read them thoroughly. We had dozens of people signing these things every day, and I would guesstimate that in any given week, no more than one or two people actually read them through. In my experience most people didn't even read the release forms, even those who were worried about who would have access to their records.

      Think about software licenses & people who just click "agree" without reading anything. How incredibly small must the number of people who actually read them be?

      I'm sure that most (if not all) of the JPL scientists who are refusing to sign are very unhappy with the idea of losing their jobs over this, but honestly I envy them that they even feel like they have the *option* of refusing to sign and run the risk. A situation like this is often much worse for those of us (myself included) who don't have in-demand degrees and aren't considered "top-tier" in their industry. I honestly don't know that I could even consider refusing to sign something like this if I were faced with the possibility being fired for it. I'm very fortunate to have a good job, but it didn't come easy and our family could not afford to suddenly not have my income. This is almost certainly the case for most people out there, and it saddens me greatly to think of how little actual privacy my daughter may have throughout her life.

    23. Re:Easy fix by kramulous · · Score: 1

      We (the USA) are not at war with anyone right now, and haven't been since WWII.
      Wow, cut out for politics 'eh? Have had "military engagements authorised by congress", but not declaration of war. Smooth talker. This is why a lot of countries loath the US. Well, the government anyhow.

      North and South Korea are actually beginning talks that have never occurred since the Korean War. The railroad linking the North and South is being rebuilt. http://www.nytimes.com/2007/05/17/world/asia/17cnd-korea.html?ex=1337054400&en=a76a15e77d894326&ei=5088&partner=rssnyt&emc=rss ... I use an Amerikan news-site cause "you guys number one!!!"
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    24. Re:Easy fix by Shakrai · · Score: 1

      I seriously doubt the FF would have agreed to an Amendment banning alcohol in the 1780s when they were writing the Constitution

      I also seriously doubt they would have agreed to an Amendment outlawing Slavery, but are you likewise opposed to the 13th?

      They envisioned a fairly weak Federal government which was limited to foreign relations, national defense, and interstate commerce. The Federal government doesn't need a lot of money to do these things

      Define what "a lot of money" is. National defense isn't exactly cheap in this day and age. In the early days of the Republic without much of a standing army and virtually no navy it might have been. Should we scrap the professional Army in favor of returning to a "militia surge" type model and mothball the Navy? Can we pay for our current military without an income tax (i.e: with excise taxes, duties, etc, etc)?

      Out of curiosity, are you opposed to income taxes on the state level (i.e: you have a fundamental problem with the concept) or just on the Federal?

      We just saw in 2005 how effective the Federal government is at disaster relief, with the current model where most tax money goes directly to the Federal level.

      Well, the clusterfuck that was most of the relief effort notwithstanding, some Federal agencies managed to come through -- I haven't heard too many complaints about the effort that the Coast Guard put in. But wouldn't you agree that if an individual state exhausts it's resources/finds itself overwhelmed by a disaster that it should have the option of calling on the rest of the Union for help?

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    25. Re:Easy fix by Fulcrum+of+Evil · · Score: 1

      Sounds legalistic, but really, it's not. We have not been in a struggle for our survival as a country for a long time - that's what war is. We go around and stick our dick in other places, but if it gets shot off, we only lose some facce. We don't get invaded and subjugated.

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    26. Re:Easy fix by maynard · · Score: 1

      I have a mortgage.

      baaaaa. baaaaaa.

    27. Re:Easy fix by Professor+Fate · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Unfortunately, the 90% who signed are probably not in a position to protest. I agree in fighting for one's rights, but without a Trade Union to protect them, most folks would be quickly and quietly fired. For some, this may be the dream job they wanted all of their lives. Would you have the strength to give up your dream career, knowing that you may have to take a lesser job and maybe even be unemployed for a period of time? What if you have a family depending on you to support them? I think these would be hard decisions to make.

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    28. Re:Easy fix by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Unfortunately more than 90% of the roughly 5000 employees at JPL have already signed. Only a few hundred are actively protesting, and 28 are plaintiffs in the lawsuit. It's much better than it sounds. There's widespread support at the lab for the plaintiffs, and many more people than are visible have contributed money and time to the legal battle. Not everyone is in a position to be able and willing to take the risk as a plaintiff, many people who might have simply got involved too late. There were roughly 7500 people (employees and subcontractors) to be put through the system, but the government court papers only say about 4100 have actually submitted everything. And after the injunction was put in place many people requested that their investigations be stopped. Throughout the process, large numbers of people stalled and went through the motions of filling out the forms, but declined to sign the waiver until the last possible moment-- many of them never signed.

      If you look at it in the same way as for letters to congress and the like, there are about 10 more silent supporters for every one who speaks out. There are about 30 plaintiffs, about 300 signers of the online petition, and likely 3000 or more quiet (and sometimes not so quiet) supporters.
    29. Re:Easy fix by aaronl · · Score: 1

      Take a look at the 16th and 17th amendments. First, they gave the Federal an unlimited source of money. Then they removed State representation in the Federal. The result of these actions was the removal of most of the role of the State.

      The issues of slavery was very strongly debated at the Constitutional Convention. While few wanted to outright ban the practice, there were many that wanted to eliminate the slave trade, as a matter of human rights. The idea of selling yourself into slavery, and similar, seemed relatively okay with them. Slavery was recognized, even then, as an issue that could lead to destabilization of the Union.

      There isn't anything preventing income taxes on the State level. I don't like income taxes, myself, but the individual states, as the intended provider of the majority of services and protections within the United States, is the government unit that really needed some method of heavier taxation. Unfortunately for *all* of us, the 16th and 17th amendments made this largely untrue.

      We didn't even have the Navy in the beginning of the country. We did have what is today the Coast Guard, and then later commissioned a full-time military Navy. The Constitution makes specific allowances for the Army and Navy. We probably couldn't pay for your current military spending, but we also currently spend quite a silly amount of money. It is one of the primary purposes of the Federal, though. Still, we managed to do this for about 137 years before the income tax was ratified.

      Constitutionally, the individuals States are supposed to be operating themselves within the Union. They are provided protection from invasion, and potentially help with domestic violence. The General Welfare clause would allow the Federal to provide assistance to a State in such a situation as you're describing. It would take action by Congress, which, under the original wording, would mean that one State would be petitioning the other States for aid, through Congress, by means of the State representation in the Senate.

    30. Re:Easy fix by ultranova · · Score: 1

      Unfortunately, the 90% who signed are probably not in a position to protest. I agree in fighting for one's rights, but without a Trade Union to protect them, most folks would be quickly and quietly fired.

      The lesson, then, is that no matter how good you are, you are always negotiating from a position of weakness against a large organization, and thus need to unionize to even the situation. It proves that trade unions are still needed at this day, and always will be.

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    31. Re:Easy fix by smchris · · Score: 1

      We (the USA) are not at war with anyone right now, and haven't been since WWII.

      Maybe not any_one_ but we've got one savagely hot war on the emotion of "terra" that, if it goes really badly for us, could take forever. It would be a joke in any sane society but the casualties have already been high to the constitution in passage of the Patriot Act, Military Commissions Act and FISA.

    32. Re:Easy fix by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think everyone here is assuming that we (i work at JPL) all disagree with the background checks. While i understand that some might take issue with these checks, i feel that they were explained sufficiently to me, and i am ok with the "request".

      Keep in mind that JPL is not just federally funded, but the JPL compound is federal land/buildings. People working in federal buildings must go through the hspd-12 security check. You can be upset about it all you want, but it's not exactly a war on "scientists" as it is... standard process.

      Posted Anonymously, for obvious reason.

    33. Re:Easy fix by Impy+the+Impiuos+Imp · · Score: 1

      Ding ding ding, ftw!

      (You're already pegged high at 5.)

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    34. Re:Easy fix by Impy+the+Impiuos+Imp · · Score: 1

      What would taxing land "based on population" be for (as opposed to equal taxation)? Allow higher taxes on more valuable land, i.e. land nearer population centers, without harming farmers out in BFE? But taxing "equally" is really taxing proportionally to value, rather than square acreage.

      Reminds me of the legal mumbo jumbo of one of Michigan's laws, that a particular tax was not an income tax, it's just taxed proportional to your income. Whatever, hogs.

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    35. Re:Easy fix by Impy+the+Impiuos+Imp · · Score: 1

      To put it in perspective, Congress briefly contemplated literally declaring war on "terror", but then people whispered in their ears that that would activate all kinds of escape clauses in the insurance of people and property for 9/11, which exempted payments for "acts of war". And, since it's all about votes, the votes lost due to slapping the victims were deemed more fearful than the loss of those not gained by increased patriotism of an actual declaration of war.

      Politics is like evolution. Just as evolution doesn't care if a baby comes from sweet love or a violent rape, neither does politics care why someone gets elected. They're the "fittest" in some disturbing sense.

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    36. Re:Easy fix by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I am a government contractor. I worked at JPL a long time ago, but I am elsewhere now, working on completely unclassified material that, at the end of its production, is literally given to the public domain. I have no security clearance and never have in my current position.

      The new background investigation rules make me nervous, but I filled out the forms and gave them everything they wanted. And I do have something to hide -- a homosexual affair that cost me my marriage over a decade ago, as well as a few even more embarrassing tidbits.

      I gave the government what they wanted for several reasons.

      One, it is constantly reinforced that they are not looking for bad personal behavior but for attempts to conceal bad personal behavior. They claim not to care if you are gay or bankrupt or an alcoholic, just whether you try to hide it in a way that can be used to blackmail you. I don't know if I believe them, but that's what they say.

      Second, it would be disastrous if every scientist in government service with even minor blemishes in their record like mine were to be fired. It would be the end of research in the US government. I can't imagine such an apocalyptic outcome actually happening.

      Third...if they do decimate government research, and finally decide that they only want mindless, unfeeling robots working for the government, then I'd be happy to go. I don't like working alongside those cold, calculating bastards who think more about their advancement up the bureaucracy than doing actual work. If they fire people in mass due to this lunacy, then I'd consider my workplace to no longer be an acceptable place to work and would gladly leave.

      It's a violation of my privacy and an affront to the Constitution, yes. But it's acceptable to me. Does that make me a sheep? I didn't design the government, I just work for it. If they go completely insane then there will have to be a revolution, and I'd rather not be working for the government when that happens.

    37. Re:Easy fix by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      "War" here requires a declaration of war by Congress. Other countries are basically the same; they have military actions at times without a declaration of war. That's the way it is; don't complain to me if you don't like it.

      Anything else is a police action, military engagement, etc., but not an all-out war. Lots of European countries took part in the NATO-led campaign against Serbia in the 90s, but those countries weren't "at war" either.

      I didn't say that I support our present military engagements, but apparently you seem to feel it necessary to bash me for it anyway. I think you have issues.

    38. Re:Easy fix by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      Sounds legalistic, but really, it's not. We have not been in a struggle for our survival as a country for a long time - that's what war is.

      That's right. There's a big difference between sending a few troops somewhere to carry out a small military action (like the invasion of Panama, the action in Serbia/Kosovo, etc.) and a declaration of all-out war. If we didn't make this distinction, we might as well not even have the word "war" because nearly everyone would always be at war. There's always something going on somewhere; the difference is the scale.

      We go around and stick our dick in other places, but if it gets shot off, we only lose some facce. We don't get invaded and subjugated.

      The problem with America is that we have never been under a serious threat of invasion and subjugation, and therefore have no right to stick our dick in other places as you put it. Worrying about our energy prices is not a justifiable reason for foreign military intervention; if we can't survive off of our own natural resources, then that's just too bad. America has the most heavily armed civilian population in the world; any invasion here (short of a nuclear attack) would inevitably fail. We're already seeing how ineffective an organized military force is against armed "insurgents" in Iraq, and they're not nearly as heavily armed as we are. This is why Switzerland requires every able-bodied male to keep a fully-automatic assault rifle at home and be trained in the militia, and has never been invaded, even when the rest of Europe around them was at war.

    39. Re:Easy fix by jheywood · · Score: 1

      Not when Lincoln suspended habeas corpus

      "The Privilege of the Writ of Habeas Corpus shall not be suspended, unless when in Cases of Rebellion or Invasion the public Safety may require it" . The Southern States breaking away from the Union and firing on a Federal Fort sounds like "rebellion" to me. The Constitution allows Congress to suspend habeas corpus, not the President. Lincoln violated the Constitution by suspending it himself, which he explained by pointing out that it was an emergency and Congress was not in session. It should be mentioned in his defense, however, that as soon as Congress reconvened, he notified them of his actions and they then acted lawfully to suspend habeas.
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    40. Re:Easy fix by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      I also seriously doubt they would have agreed to an Amendment outlawing Slavery, but are you likewise opposed to the 13th?

      The other responder has already addressed this and your other comments in a very well-written way which I agree with, but I'll add my 2 cents.

      It's pretty well-known that at the time, many of the Founders were against slavery, but it was a matter of compromise that it was allowed, because the Southern states' economies depended on it at the time, and the Union couldn't have been created without their support.

      Define what "a lot of money" is. National defense isn't exactly cheap in this day and age.

      Well, of course "defense" (what a euphemism) isn't cheap when your military budget is larger than all the other industrialized nations', combined, and your military is so large that it's able to invade and occupy multiple other countries, instead of just dealing with national defense.

      If we had a military sized appropriately to our needs, then our DoD budget would be less than 20% of its current size.

      Should we scrap the professional Army in favor of returning to a "militia surge" type model and mothball the Navy? Can we pay for our current military without an income tax (i.e: with excise taxes, duties, etc, etc)?

      Where exactly is it written that the Federal government can only get money from its own taxes? If the Federal government's responsibility is to provide military defense for the States, then why can't the Federal government get some money from the States (say, in proportion to their population)? How the states collect money is up to them: they can have sales taxes, income taxes, estate taxes, etc., but the amount can be dictated by the Fed.

      Out of curiosity, are you opposed to income taxes on the state level (i.e: you have a fundamental problem with the concept) or just on the Federal?

      The latter. The problem isn't with the type of taxation, it's with the Federal government being too large and powerful. The majority of taxation should be done at the State level, not the Federal. This leaves the States to basically compete against each other and come up with the solutions that are best for them. If State A decides that income taxes are inefficient because they require too much administrative overhead for collection (a big problem with income taxes), they can scrap income taxes and only have sales and other direct taxes. If State B decides that direct taxes are too hard on the poor or whatever (a common issue with sales taxes), and thinks income taxes will help redistribute wealth more, they can do that. After a few years or decades, we'll see which was a better approach, and in the meantime, people who don't like the way State A taxes them can pack up and easily move to State B, and vice versa. Having the Federal government decide everything for everyone is highly inefficient, just like having monopolies is inefficient compared to smaller companies which compete with each other.

      But wouldn't you agree that if an individual state exhausts it's resources/finds itself overwhelmed by a disaster that it should have the option of calling on the rest of the Union for help?

      Of course; that's the whole point of a "union", after all. Another word is "alliance"; the idea is that different groups work together to do things which benefit them all. This doesn't mean they all merge into one huge organization and lose their individuality; history has always shown that large organizations don't work as well as smaller ones in most cases after all.

      A good parallel is the new European Union. France is still France, and Germany is still Germany, but they work together in a union for their common good, sharing a currency, not having tariffs or customs/duties between them, etc., but this doesn't mean they give up their national governments and just have one big European government micromanaging everything on the whole continent. This is the way the USA used to be, and needs to go back to.

    41. Re:Easy fix by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      To put it in perspective, Congress briefly contemplated literally declaring war on "terror", but then people whispered in their ears that that would activate all kinds of escape clauses in the insurance of people and property for 9/11, which exempted payments for "acts of war". And, since it's all about votes, the votes lost due to slapping the victims were deemed more fearful than the loss of those not gained by increased patriotism of an actual declaration of war.

      Well if they had actually declared "war" on "terror", it would have been just a stupid vote-getting political move anyway. You can't declare war on a concept, you can only declare war on a country; just the idea is preposterous. It's just as well they didn't go through with that idiotic idea. Terrorism has been around for ages, and will always exist; the Founding Fathers of the USA were "terrorists", after all. Declaring "war" on it would be like declaring war on crime, or war on disease. There'd never be a time when you weren't "at war", so there's no point in making the declaration.

    42. Re:Easy fix by Stanislav_J · · Score: 1

      Unfortunately, the 90% who signed are probably not in a position to protest. I agree in fighting for one's rights, but without a Trade Union to protect them, most folks would be quickly and quietly fired.

      So, if the ratio were reversed, and 90% of NASA's scientists said "fuck you" to having their personal affairs probed, then NASA would fire them all? I don't think so, friend. You think they can call some temp agency to replace them?

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    43. Re:Easy fix by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      Maybe not any_one_ but we've got one savagely hot war on the emotion of "terra" that, if it goes really badly for us, could take forever. It would be a joke in any sane society but the casualties have already been high to the constitution in passage of the Patriot Act, Military Commissions Act and FISA.

      No, we're not at war with Terror (or "terra"); you can't be at war with a concept, only with countries or people.

      What's going on is that the government is at war with the American people. So far, the government is winning. We'll see next November whether the people are going to bother to mount a counteroffensive or if they'll just happily accept defeat.

  4. good for them by trybywrench · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Good for them for standing up. My bets are on NASA changing the policy. The people at JPL are irreplaceable in the short term. I would think it would take decades to replace a seasoned JPL engineer with a new comer. I'm sure NASA knows this and isn't about to fire a bunch right out.

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    1. Re:good for them by blueskies · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I'm sure NASA knows this and isn't about to fire a bunch right out.
      You have a lot of misplaced faith in gov't bureaucracies.
    2. Re:good for them by gclef · · Score: 3, Informative

      NASA doesn't have a choice. HSPD12 (which is causing this) is a Presidential Directive (hence the "PD" in HSPD12). All Executive Branch agencies are required to comply.

      Now, whether HSPD12 itself is f'ing stupid is a whole other ball of wax.

    3. Re:good for them by Kadin2048 · · Score: 1

      You assume, though, that the brass at NASA actually cares about doing science. I'm not so sure. I don't think it's hard to believe that the top people have already been replaced with political cronies who would happily kill whatever those scientists are doing (regardless of how many billions of dollars have been spent) as long as they have a convenient scapegoat to blame it on. In fact -- why wouldn't they? It's logical, since it's the only absolutely sure way, given that the success of space missions is never guaranteed, to make sure the mission doesn't fail on their watch later on. Let 'em all burn, blame it on those disloyal scientists (probably a bunch of dope-smoking terrorist-loving hippies) who wouldn't fill out the security questionnaires and walked out, and get NASA back to its real mission: funneling millions of bucks to certain contractors in return for their campaign donations.

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    4. Re:good for them by hxnwix · · Score: 3, Insightful

      it would take decades to replace a seasoned JPL engineer with a new comer. I'm sure NASA knows this and isn't about to fire a bunch right out. Considering the caliber of the administrators and higher-ups appointed to NASA under the current administration, I am less sure of NASA's intentions. I expect that this move is intended to further sabotage NASA so that after some more accidents and lethargy, the administration has an excuse to "fix" the agency by defunding it some more and further packing it with 24 year old Bushies.

      A quick rule of thumb: in any case where the government does anything that appears to be directed by the W administration, you may divine an approximation of their real objectives if you remember that their intentions are always the opposite of what they say. Then allow for incompetency, ass covering and capricious political maneuvering as they work towards their objectives. Although the actual outcome will surprise you in its undesirability, it will at least surprise you less if you consider this simple razor...
    5. Re:good for them by vought · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Now, whether HSPD12 itself is f'ing stupid is a whole other ball of wax. Based on the guidelines, George W. Bush would have been a high risk hire under HSPD-12. A drunk driving conviction, a history of alcohol abuse, and his penchant for being in charge of failed businesses would all have counted against him.

      But he's President, so he gets to mandate these requirements to people who just want to keep their personal lives private.
    6. Re:good for them by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

      Even HSPD12 isn't that ridiculous. It states that it must be implemented consistent with 5 U.S.C. 552a, which if you read section (b), is completely incompatible with the NASA process being described.

      IANAL, but it sounds like there weren't any smart lawyers behind this idea anyway.

    7. Re:good for them by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > NASA doesn't have a choice. HSPD12 (which is causing this) is a Presidential Directive (hence the
      > "PD" in HSPD12). All Executive Branch agencies are required to comply.

                Actually, what NASA is doing goes far beyond what is mandated by HSPD-12.

      http://mrsquid.blogspot.com/

    8. Re:good for them by jollyreaper · · Score: 1

      Based on the guidelines, George W. Bush would have been a high risk hire under HSPD-12. A drunk driving conviction, a history of alcohol abuse, and his penchant for being in charge of failed businesses would all have counted against him.

      But he's President, so he gets to mandate these requirements to people who just want to keep their personal lives private. Actually, it just goes to show that existing security standards mean nothing if exceptions are going to be made for certain individuals. Think of your own workplace and how standards are put in place to prevent screwups only to have them circumvented by prima donnas who "don't have time to deal with paperwork." And then gee, guess who happens to be responsible for the next big screwup?
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    9. Re:good for them by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You should call it Fuckems razor

  5. Ridiculous by explosivejared · · Score: 5, Insightful

    All of this is done in the name of "protect[ing] personal privacy."

    If that doesn't shed light on the fact that this is complete and utter nonsense, I don't know what will. As the article pointed out, that's Newspeak if I ever heard it.

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    1. Re:Ridiculous by idontgno · · Score: 2, Informative

      The problem isn't a nonsensical sentence.

      The problem is that you're using a faulty definition of "privacy".

      The correct definition of privacy is "You divulge all the details of your life to the government, and the government protects it for you. From everyone. Except itself, of course. But you have nothing to fear from your government. After all, we're here to help you."

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  6. Welcome to every sensitive government job ever. by phoebusQ · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Having worked in the military and civilian worlds on sensitive and not-so-sensitive projects involving technology, this is not really news. This is a consequence of working with the government, and frankly, it doesn't bother me all that much.

    Heck, you wouldn't believe the background checks I went through for the FBI. In the end, while maybe not ideal for the potential employee, I find nothing significantly reprehensible about the process.

    1. Re:Welcome to every sensitive government job ever. by phoebusQ · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Sorry for replying to myself, but I just wanted to add that I do still admire these folks for standing up to their employer. If they feel they are being taken advantage of, then they should go for it. Oh, and to the person who modded me troll, Troll != "I don't agree". Sigh.

    2. Re:Welcome to every sensitive government job ever. by Yokaze · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I think you missed several points:
      You applied for the FBI and had your past checked in matters and ways very likely specifically laid out to you once before you get hired.
      They already work for the government in non-sensitive areas and have to sign away their right on any privacy because of arbitrary unspecified background checks at will.

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    3. Re:Welcome to every sensitive government job ever. by Ralph+Spoilsport · · Score: 4, Insightful
      Heck, you wouldn't believe the background checks I went through for the FBI. In the end, while maybe not ideal for the potential employee, I find nothing significantly reprehensible about the process.

      Hmmmm.

      Let's see - Federal Bureau of Investigation. Investigates, what? Oh, CRIME, TERRORISM, stuff like that.

      And who? NASA? What are they doing? Just exploring the universe.

      Sorry - NASA and the FBI are completely different. What we are seeing is just another aspect of the creeping fascism in American life, and yet another example of why I left the Empire.

      And your offhand "Oh, this is no big deal" IDIOCY is just the exact kind of blithe ignorance that enables these fascist creeps in their unending grasp for power.

      And it is just that kind of blithe ignorance that forms Yet Another reason why I left the Empire.

      RS

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    4. Re:Welcome to every sensitive government job ever. by BlueMerle · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Heck, you wouldn't believe the background checks I went through for the FBI. In the end, while maybe not ideal for the potential employee, I find nothing significantly reprehensible about the process.

      Normally I tend to lean a little to the right on most issues, but this bothers me.

      It's one thing for this level of investigation for people in law enforcement, at any level, that have the right to arrest and detain people. And also have the right to shoot under certain circumstances.

      But for the rest of the government workers I don't see the need and believe that it is a violation of privacy. I have no problem with a thorough background check and an annual re-cert, if you will, but going to the extreme serves no purpose.

      Some people will crack after a divorce and some will sell secrets. You find these tendencies with a psych. exam, as normal spats with spouses or even sexual orientation cannot be correlated with the "evil doers".

    5. Re:Welcome to every sensitive government job ever. by phoebusQ · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Perhaps you didn't notice that the article is talking about the JPL, where a lot of very sensitive, espionage-sensitive technology is developed and worked on. Or maybe your rush to sarcasm and hyperbole clouded your judgment. This is not ignorance; far from it, this attitude comes from extensive, up-close-and-personal familiarity with these processes and the considerations behind them.

    6. Re:Welcome to every sensitive government job ever. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is a consequence of working with the government,

      Well, I sure hope my postman is kept under 24/7 surveillance. It's hard to even imagine the full extent of the horrors that he could unleash on the world if he were allowed to become subverted.

      Seriously, though, I agree with you that there are some government jobs that require extensive (and possibly ongoing) background checks but there are also other government jobs that don't. In the case of JPL scientists, I really just don't see the point - other than to subtly discredit the academic perspective (which tends to be deeply critical of the Bush administration).

    7. Re:Welcome to every sensitive government job ever. by Derekloffin · · Score: 1

      And perhaps you missed the "None of them even work on anything classified or defense related" which kinda invalidates your point.

    8. Re:Welcome to every sensitive government job ever. by phoebusQ · · Score: 1

      It doesn't matter if it's not defense-related. There is plenty of non-defense sensitive information. In addition, anyone at JPL could be exposed, or have access to, a significant amount of classified material. Compartmentalization can only go so far in such an organization.

      Is this definitely justified? Not necessarily. However, it does not warrant a knee-jerk "The JBTs are taking away our privacy!" either.

    9. Re:Welcome to every sensitive government job ever. by Derekloffin · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I could be exposed to sensitive information now, that doesn't give the government a right to look in on me because their security sucks so much that the cleaning staff can access classified documents! There are limits, and this is beyond them, and frankly stupid to start with (if it's classified it damn well better be properly secured, background checks of the staff won't help it get secured).

    10. Re:Welcome to every sensitive government job ever. by bkr1_2k · · Score: 1

      Yet Another reason why I left the Empire.

      Whatever, Luke. You know he's your father right?

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    11. Re:Welcome to every sensitive government job ever. by bkr1_2k · · Score: 1

      I have no problem with a thorough background check and an annual re-cert, if you will, but going to the extreme serves no purpose.

      Some people will crack after a divorce and some will sell secrets. You find these tendencies with a psych. exam, as normal spats with spouses or even sexual orientation cannot be correlated with the "evil doers".


      Hate to disappoint you but that's what a normal "thorough background check and annual re-cert" (which happens every 5 years, not annually) entails.

      As for finding "evil doers", those are impossible. The point of the background searches is to find people who may have secrets of their own they'd like to hide and are therefor compromisable such that they can be blackmailed more easily into selling secrets they wouldn't otherwise intend to sell because they are not "evil doers".

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    12. Re:Welcome to every sensitive government job ever. by Bios_Hakr · · Score: 1

      In many cases, an unclassified Government job can interact with a classified project. In that case, the employee *must* complete a background check document. They want to know where you grew up, every place you lived, where you went to school, every place you worked. They also need, I think, three references from each of those places.

      Once the FBI clears the background check, the employee is "read in" to the project and signs a NDA.

      So, these guys were working on Mars for the last 10 years. They did lots of probes and made good scientific headway. Now, NASA gets serious about manned missions. At this point, they discus things like "who will go" and "what do we do if things go wrong". How they determine these things is probably classified.

      Oh, I don't think they can ask about sexual preference. They can, however, ask if you engage in any fetish sex. Anal and oral are still considered fetishes.

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    13. Re:Welcome to every sensitive government job ever. by cayenne8 · · Score: 1
      "Normally I tend to lean a little to the right on most issues, but this bothers me."

      I remember when being on the 'right'...meant you whole heartedly were for privacy and individual rights of the citizenship.

      Just saying this in that saying you lean towards the right should not only have this bother you, but, anything that goes against the privacy and rights of the individual should get you up in arms!!

      I like to say I lean to the right on many issues...when did being on the 'right' stop meaning smaller government, fiscal responsibility, personal responsibility, and personal privacy and individual rights trumping the govt's rights?

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    14. Re:Welcome to every sensitive government job ever. by gentlemen_loser · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Heck, you wouldn't believe the background checks I went through for the FBI.

      Yes, I would. Having worked in a similar environment (to the JPL folks) for the federal government, I am quiet familiar with the background checks that you went through. The issue is that since 9/11, our government has gone "secret happy". NASA is a civilian agency and most NASA missions are unclassified and in the public domain, like this one (CloudSat). There is quite simply no good reason that the scientists and engineers working on that mission (and others like it) need to be cleared. More importantly, science not directly related to defense belongs in the public domain. To remove it stifles innovation, creativity, and education.

      Where would you draw the line? Would you start requiring background checks to go to college? Perhaps a basic background check for Physics 101 and a full secret clearance for Nuclear Physics? Following that train of thought, in the name of defense, would we start doing background checks (and clearing) workers in the financial industry? After all, an attack on that sector could cripple the country as well. As a quick aside, the baby background checks we all already go through to get jobs (criminal history, credit, etc.) are childsplay compared to what is required for a clearance. As such, there is no comparison. Back to my point, though. Following in the same vein, would we then require extensive background checks for all public sector IT workers/software engineers, in the name of security?

      The reason the government can get away with the invasion of privacy is because smaller groups are targeted. That is, its fairly easy for someone to say "Yes, but since they work for the feds, they have no privacy...". However, it is not that simple. The government should be critically looking at the projects and missions of the organizations that they are requiring to go through these investigations. If it is REALLY needed, as it would be for the creation of defensive capabilities and intelligence gathering, by all means - require an investigation and clearance. If it is NOT really needed, as is likely the case with the JPL engineers in question, all the government is doing is expanding its powers and wasting your tax dollars (as getting cleared is an expensive proposition).

    15. Re:Welcome to every sensitive government job ever. by Waffle+Iron · · Score: 5, Funny

      Heck, you wouldn't believe the background checks I went through for the FBI.

      Ironically, the FBI might not even exist today if its illustrious founder had been subject to these same background checks.

    16. Re:Welcome to every sensitive government job ever. by Jherek+Carnelian · · Score: 1

      In addition, anyone at JPL could be exposed, or have access to, a significant amount of classified material. Compartmentalization can only go so far in such an organization. If that's true, then the heads of the security officers at JPL need to roll.

      Uncleared individuals with access to significant amounts of (i.e. espionage worthy) material would represent a gigantic failure of the security process.
    17. Re:Welcome to every sensitive government job ever. by VE3MTM · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Exactly. A while back I applied for a job at the Communications Security Establishment (Canada's equivalent of the US's NSA or the UK's GCHQ), which required top secret clearance. As you can imagine, this required extensive background checks. The important thing is that at any point I could walk away. It's not like they violate your privacy without your permission.

      The situation in the article, however, is different. These people already have their jobs (very senior ones too), and now they're expected to reveal personal information in order to keep them? Absolutely ridiculous.

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    18. Re:Welcome to every sensitive government job ever. by Total_Wimp · · Score: 1

      In many cases, an unclassified Government job can interact with a classified project.

      I think this is a little misleading. If you are working in an position that doesn't handle classified material and you're then asked to work with classified material, you must get a security clearance first. That is all true. But then it's not really correct to say you're still working in an "unclassified government job" because by definition it could not be an "unclassified government job" if you're required to work with classified material.

      I fully support people having very intrusive investigations to attain a security clearance. However, if you're not working with any material that requires a security clearance, as applies to these scientists, then it doesn't make any sense whatsoever to require personal investigations. Simply put, if they need the clearance, have them go through the process and if they don't, then leave them alone.

    19. Re:Welcome to every sensitive government job ever. by khallow · · Score: 1

      Still we have to wonder what has changed? Apparently compartmentalization was adequate. And what happens if a valuable employee can't obtain a security clearance? Will the federal government disrupt ongoing projects by firing this employee? I imagine so. Ultimately, there is something wrong with requiring a security clearance for jobs that don't handle sensitive information.

    20. Re:Welcome to every sensitive government job ever. by rossifer · · Score: 1

      I like to say I lean to the right on many issues...when did being on the 'right' stop meaning smaller government, fiscal responsibility, personal responsibility, and personal privacy and individual rights trumping the govt's rights?
      Well said.

      IMHO, the biggest problem about your observation is that there is currently no large political organization representing any of those ideals.

      Does anyone really wonder why things are going down the toilet lately when we've set such fundamental principles aside in favor of evangelizing religion and ??? (whatever it is that the Democratic party stands for).
    21. Re:Welcome to every sensitive government job ever. by mollymoo · · Score: 1

      This is not a left / right issue, it's a libertairian (with a small l) / authoritarian issue. Politics is not one dimensional. It's not two dimensional ether, but the two dimensional approach is overwhelmingly more informative than attempting to express preferences regarding economic and personal freedoms together on a single axis.

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    22. Re:Welcome to every sensitive government job ever. by DM9290 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      "Heck, you wouldn't believe the background checks I went through for the FBI. In the end, while maybe not ideal for the potential employee, I find nothing significantly reprehensible about the process."

      Of course you didnt. Firstly, you hadn't already been working there for 15 years. Secondly, most people who want to be cops *love* authority. They love to see it being exercised. They love to see the "bad guy" get "taken down". And "bad guy" includes people who smoke a joint or 2 now then and have never lifted a finger to hurt anyone in their life.

      Did you notice you were applying for a job with the police?? That's what they do. take down bad guys, beat up protestors and direct traffic. wear body armour and sunglasses and carry big guns. hell.. and tase people for not obeying them fast enough.

      Doesn't the FBI specifically want to hire people who see nothing wrong with slavish obedience to regulations with a disconnected conception of what the word 'freedom' means. (specifically it means the freedom to act without interference from other human beings). Don't Cops spend all day following orders, and complying with regulations. Is freedom of thought something they want to encourage. Some cops work in prisons.. can you believe that? who would EVER want to work in a prison???

      You take it for granted that the government is doesn't need to respect civil liberties. You probably think the government Giveth and the government can taketh away. You think that is normal and necessary for any society to exist. I'll assume your motives are good. But such a police state was not the idea behind the founding of America. Try reading the declaration of independence.

      But long story short... you weren't working for 15 years when your boss suddenly came in and saying "I no longer trust you because George Bush said so. Either you voluntarily waive your civil liberties, or else you lose your job, your home, your kids education, and start your entire life over again. Don't sweat it. It's voluntary".

      human beings build relationships of trust. if the people you have been working with suddenly stop trusting you it feels like you are being punished. And if you did nothing wrong, it feels very humiliating and oppressive. maybe you see nothing wrong with humiliating and oppressing people. But then again.. what agency did you say you work for?

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    23. Re:Welcome to every sensitive government job ever. by Bios_Hakr · · Score: 1

      That's exactly what's going on here: These people did not need clearance before. Now, they need it. They are making a big stink out of it.

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    24. Re:Welcome to every sensitive government job ever. by LeafOnTheWind · · Score: 1

      Why is the OP moderated so high? He sounds like troll. Also -"What we are seeing is just another aspect of the creeping fascism in American life" - I call Godwin's Law. :-p

    25. Re:Welcome to every sensitive government job ever. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They already check the financial industry.

    26. Re:Welcome to every sensitive government job ever. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's not like NASA has the technology to build and launch nuclear missiles ...

    27. Re:Welcome to every sensitive government job ever. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I agree, but realistically a person working in a job that is not classified but whose colleagues have access to classified information will become privy to a certain amount of classified information (whether intended or not).
      Some of the things that do get classified are simply numbers. In many cases it is ridiculously easy to "reverse" engineer the classified information. For instance, a military radar system may not be classified at the sub-system level but the transmit power (a number) is classified. A person working on the sub-system will, at one point or another, either overhear the classified information or he'll whip-out his calculator, add two numbers, and ascertain the transmit power (a classified value) based on his knowledge of the sub-systems.
      This person, the employee, is now in possession of classified information (in his head) but is not cleared to actually know such information.

      More significantly, it is not uncommon at all to have uncleared individuals or contractors under escort in a secure area (viewing, overhearing, and working with classified information).

      This effect is known. People are smart and will figure out the details. Sometimes the details are much much more sensitive than the transmit power example. Sometimes this information is transferred unknowingly or unwillingly.

      This is the government's attempt to reduce the risk of such collateral leakage.

    28. Re:Welcome to every sensitive government job ever. by Ralph+Spoilsport · · Score: 1
      No, I didn't rush to sarcasm, I simply looked at the facts - like: including Mars Rover team members, and similar people are being expected to adhere to this nonsense. I've dealt with intense security at a job site - heck - at one job (building nuclear missile bases) I had to get the keys to my desk from my boss! So I know about compartmentalisation and similar security issues, so don't give me this "up-close-and-personal" crap.

      It's fascism. Pure and simple, ideologically driven fascism. And if you can't see it, then you're just the frog sitting in the boiling water thinking everything's fine, or, more likely, just another dupe, another tool.

      Moron.

      RS

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    29. Re:Welcome to every sensitive government job ever. by takev · · Score: 1

      Actually, finance workers need to be cleared now as well, at least here in the Netherlands now MiFID is in force.

      However, it is a simple background check with the Justice department to see if any of the crimes you have committed in the past would hinder with your job. So the employer that does the request needs to specify the exact nature of your work, like "will handle information systems", "has inside information", "handles tons of money", "works with handicapped adults", "works with children" (the employee, with identity, sees this list and actually has to apply for the check). Then the justice department replies with a "we see no problems" or "there are problems" (the employee gets this reply and has to give this to the employer).
      A very transparent process really.

    30. Re:Welcome to every sensitive government job ever. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And who? NASA? What are they doing? Just exploring the universe.

      With INTERCONTINENTAL LAUNCH VEHICLES potentially containing RADIOACTIVE MATERIAL.
    31. Re:Welcome to every sensitive government job ever. by aadvancedGIR · · Score: 1

      There is a trial currently going in France: a chinese intern in large french automobile parts manufacturer risks 10 years of prison because she took home sensitive documents (she claims she was only taking work home, not spying). But the point is that the procecutors clearly stated that the fact she got these sensitive document from an intraweb server that does not even check user login (therefore even the subcontractors or janitors could have read those docs) was out of the scope of the trial.

    32. Re:Welcome to every sensitive government job ever. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Even if there is no classified or sensitive information involved, the JPL employees are using very expensive national assets and the public have a right to check the background of those who are involved.

    33. Re:Welcome to every sensitive government job ever. by Darby · · Score: 1

      I remember when being on the 'right'...meant you whole heartedly were for privacy and individual rights of the citizenship.

      No, you really don't. It never meant anything of the sort.

      when did being on the 'right' stop meaning smaller government, fiscal responsibility, personal responsibility, and personal privacy and individual rights trumping the govt's rights?

      It never "stopped" meaning anything of the sort because it never started meaning anything of the sort.
      The word you're looking for is "Liberalism". It's what the right and the left are right or left *of*.

      Left and Right are both about big government and government rights trumping individual rights. The difference between them is the reasons and the ways in which they oppose Liberalism (or the center).

      Liberalism is, essentially, the idea that we hold these truths to be self evident that all people are created equal.
      The Left agrees in theory, but believes they need to use the power of the state against the individual to enforce that "equality". See Mao, Pol Pot and Stalin for some extreme examples of this, da comrade?

      The Right fundamentally disagrees with the idea and believes the power of the state should be used against the individual to maintain the powerful in their power. The canonical example being the pre revolutionary French Assembly where the representatives of the Crown and the Church sat on the right (and the representatives of the people sat on the left hence the origin of the terms). See also corporate welfare, and the holocaust for examples of the elitism that defines the right.

      Now, both the left and right have done everything they can to subvert and/or demonize the word "Liberalism" even though it is the defining characteristic of America because neither of them like the ideas it represents.
      It's much easier to just redefine it out of existence.

      So when you use "Right" to mean "Liberal", you're left with no term to use for the Right which makes any sort of political discussion very difficult given how far to the right this country has been dragged since WW2.
      We're well to the right of your definition of right, so your terms don't even make any sense in context.

  7. good for them by trybywrench · · Score: 0, Redundant

    Good for them for standing up. My bets are on NASA changing the policy since the people at JPL are irreplaceable in the short term. I think it would take decades for a newcomer to become as productive as a seasoned JPL engineer. I'm sure NASA knows this and isn't about to fire a bunch right out.

    heh having said that, woe unto any grunt sys-admin or underling thinking their moral stand is going to mean anything when there's 30 in line behind them to gladly take their place.

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  8. Not very objective, are we? by Lucas123 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I mean, background checks like this probably would have exluded most of the scientists who came over from Germany for the Manhattan Project.

    1. Re:Not very objective, are we? by blueZhift · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I mean, background checks like this probably would have exluded most of the scientists who came over from Germany for the Manhattan Project.

      Exactly! Creative types like scientists and engineers probably tend to have less than conventional personal lives. I really don't think anyone needs to go poking into that and so killing off the goose that lays the golden eggs.

    2. Re:Not very objective, are we? by sarahbau · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Not to mention Wernher von Braun, who was largely responsible for NASA's early success.

    3. Re:Not very objective, are we? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They were locked up for the first year after they defected to the US... forced to work on-site behind a fence.

    4. Re:Not very objective, are we? by Tablizer · · Score: 1

      I mean, background checks like this probably would have exluded most of the scientists who came over from Germany for the Manhattan Project.

      And we most likely would not have had the Big One on time if they did.

    5. Re:Not very objective, are we? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What that suggests, is that no matter what they find, it won't (shouldn't?) have any effect on whether or not they keep the employee. Alcoholic ex-Nazi? Hire him anyway.

      So what's the background check for?

    6. Re:Not very objective, are we? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      I mean, background checks like this probably would have exluded most of the scientists who came over from Germany for the Manhattan Project. In fairness they did end up making a WMD.
    7. Re:Not very objective, are we? by jcnnghm · · Score: 1

      Background checks aren't so much about what you did, more about what you don't admit you did or try to hide. In other words, if you'll lie about that stupid youthful indiscretion, chances are you'll try to hide other stuff as well.

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    8. Re:Not very objective, are we? by pev · · Score: 1

      And the US space programme. See Operation Paperclip. Without a slew of Nazi SS scientists the moon landing would never have happened, or certainly not for a very long time after it did...

  9. NASA, the bureaucracy by Facetious · · Score: 3, Insightful

    When I was a young man I had, like many kids, aspirations of becoming an astronaut or otherwise working in the space exploration industry. My goals began to change as I watched NASA go from the world's best research agency (IMHO) to a politically correct institution lacking any cohesive vision.

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    1. Re:NASA, the bureaucracy by m2943 · · Score: 1

      My goals began to change as I watched NASA go from the world's best research agency (IMHO) to a politically correct institution lacking any cohesive vision.

      I'm sorry, you lost me here. What does "political correctness" have to do with this? NASA is implementing a directive from a Republican president to spy into people's sexual orientation under the pretext of "homeland security". That is about as politically incorrect as you can get.

    2. Re:NASA, the bureaucracy by Facetious · · Score: 1

      What does "political correctness" have to do with this?

      Nothing directly. I saw the fall of NASA. This was partly due to the internal administration putting political correctness ahead of science. I believe the same happened at the CIA. A weakened agency is susceptible to silly directives.

      BTW, I normally get an email from slashdot when someone replies to one of my posts. Strange that I didn't get one this time.

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    3. Re:NASA, the bureaucracy by Score+Whore · · Score: 1

      Or more likely you just got older and actually started to see beyond the cool stuff.

  10. Why not fire them all? by TheMeuge · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Easy fix indeed. Given the approach this country has taken to its scientists, I wouldn't be surprised if what you suggest will be exactly what happens - the scientists rebel, and promptly get fired en masse. Why? Because nobody cares.

    Railroad workers, airline workers, even taxicab drivers - when any of these professions strike, it is felt immediately by the general population, so there is a push to resolve the issues amicably, so that they could return to work.

    If all scientists in the US... not just the NASA rocket scientists... stop working RIGHT NOW... the vast majority of the population won't know, and the majority of those who know, won't care.

    Why? Because nothing that these people do affects us EVERY DAY. Thus, they're not important. Which is why a post-doc at a top-tier academic institution, will be making <$32'000/year.

    1. Re:Why not fire them all? by enjo13 · · Score: 1

      By that logic Accounting Professors shouldn't be (largely) making more the $100k...yet they are ($150k and above at top tier schools). After all, they hardly affect people EVERY DAY.

      The amount paid to these researchers is more about market economics than anything else. There are a lot of talented researchers (more supply) driving their salaries down. The same is not true for Accountants, as very few of them go on to get doctoral degrees (and fewer still choose to stay in academia). Their salaries are not AT ALL a reflection of how much people care about what they do.

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    2. Re:Why not fire them all? by explosivejared · · Score: 1

      If all scientists in the US... not just the NASA rocket scientists... stop working RIGHT NOW... the vast majority of the population won't know, and the majority of those who know, won't care.
      They might not care now, but they would in the future. The Bush administration is wacked up, but I have just a little bit of faith that it won't come to that. America is a big, old, resilient creature. Society itself has developed enough to where there are protections to keep from a crazy administration getting rid of the core of the scientific community. Mod me flame bait for being the least bit optimistic, I don't care. There is enough sense in the government at large (ie not the white house) to prevent this from happening. This will be fought.
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    3. Re:Why not fire them all? by rk · · Score: 4, Insightful

      America is a big, old, resilient creature. So were dinosaurs.
    4. Re:Why not fire them all? by TheMeuge · · Score: 2, Informative
      The amount paid to these researchers is more about market economics than anything else. There are a lot of talented researchers (more supply) driving their salaries down. The same is not true for Accountants, as very few of them go on to get doctoral degrees (and fewer still choose to stay in academia). Their salaries are not AT ALL a reflection of how much people care about what they do.

      I live in New York City. We here have a state-sponsored monopoly known as the Metropolitan Transportation Authority (MTA), which manages the subway. A booth clerk who sells metro-cards, and directs customers (rudely) will make $54'000/year after 5 years... not including a hefty retirement package, and a medical benefits package for the entire family.
      <br><br>
      If salaries are only about market economics, then may I ask you a question:
      <br><br>
      - Is there a shortage of talented and qualified booth clerks in New York City?
      <br><br>
      Because I don't think there is. I think that the MTA union has power because they control the city's transportation, and when they strike, even a threat is enough to get the city to back down and give them more money. They have, in essence, been committing legalized extortion, for a while now.
    5. Re:Why not fire them all? by Attila+Dimedici · · Score: 3, Informative

      I work IT for a for profit research laboratory. We hire Lab Technicians with a BS at about $45,000 a year. When we hire PhD's it is for significantly more (although we haven't hired a new PhD since I started there, so I don't know what the going rate is for our post doc's). So those post doc's making less than $32,000 a year are either working at the wrong place or in the wrong field.

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    6. Re:Why not fire them all? by TheMeuge · · Score: 1

      I said "academic" which is where the VAST MAJORITY of researchers work.

      In academic institutions, a technician with a BS will usually make as much or more than a post-doc with a PhD.

      And to clarify, I am talking biomedical research here.

    7. Re:Why not fire them all? by SmokeyTheBalrog · · Score: 1

      That specific argument is flawed. Accounted Professors can get up and go be accountants, which do effect everyday life, so salaries to attract top Accountant Professors must be competitive.

    8. Re:Why not fire them all? by Toonol · · Score: 4, Insightful

      If all scientists in the US... not just the NASA rocket scientists... stop working RIGHT NOW... the vast majority of the population won't know, and the majority of those who know, won't care.

      *Shrug* Who is John Galt?

    9. Re:Why not fire them all? by LOTHAR,+of+the+Hill · · Score: 1

      I don't think firing them is much of a solution. Anyone who has ever worked at JPL, including the janitor, can easily find a job anywhere else in the world.

      If even one scientist moves to China, the policy backfired.

    10. Re:Why not fire them all? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      And the dinosaurs dominated the Earth for 160 million years until a random meteor landed. What's your point?

      Yeah, I thought so, you don't have one. I just OWNED YOU BITCH!!!!!!!

    11. Re:Why not fire them all? by rk · · Score: 1

      Is it really fun to post to random threads with your bullshit and then post "I just OWNED YOU BITCH!!!!" and the end of your comments? What are you, eleven? Go back to your little friends on Xbox Live, boy, before your parents get home and catch you on the computer.

    12. Re:Why not fire them all? by Attila+Dimedici · · Score: 1

      I said "academic" which is where the VAST MAJORITY of researchers work.

      In academic institutions, a technician with a BS will usually make as much or more than a post-doc with a PhD.

      And to clarify, I am talking biomedical research here. You are contradicting yourself. If a BS is making more than a post-doc, than obviously the post-doc is working for something besides money. If the post-doc wanted more money more than whatever else they are getting, they would either leave Academia and go to work for companies like mine (we are also in biomedical research and would hire 2 to 6 more scientists--current total staff of about 50, if we could find ones that met the qualifications we are looking for), or they would take the technician job in place of the BS.
      The point is you used the salary of post-docs in an academic institution of evidence that they are not valued in our society. My response is that they are valued but choose rewards besides money because if they valued money more, they could leave Academia and receive a much higher salary. I know of two other companies in our metropolitan area who hire people with the same qualifications for similar salaries (people have left us to go to them, we have hired people away from them--the reasons for the switch usually being personality conflicts or geography). There are eight to ten additional companies that do similar enough work that I am sure they hire people with similar qualifications.
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    13. Re:Why not fire them all? by esocid · · Score: 1

      Why? Because nothing that these people do affects us EVERY DAY. Thus, they're not important. Your post alone is a prime example of how little people outside the scientific community know how much their lives are affected by what we do. The water you drink would become non-potable, the electricity you consume would fail to be generated, if you were sick you would have nowhere to go (remember doctors are scientists as well) you would eventually run out of food since chemists and geneticists are responsible for the production of non-organic agriculture these days. Thanks to america for thinking we're basically useless to society.

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    14. Re:Why not fire them all? by Score+Whore · · Score: 1

      There's an awful lot of biomed research happening outside of academia. Academia is where most of the research that isn't product oriented is done, but it's far from the last bastion of new knowledge.

    15. Re:Why not fire them all? by TheMeuge · · Score: 1

      /whoosh

      I was being sarcastic.

    16. Re:Why not fire them all? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Do I agree with your point? Yes. Do I think you need to cite your information? Hell Yes. Throwing facts around is sloppy and needs to stop. University of California pays even their humanities people better at almost $34,000 and goes up from there.

    17. Re:Why not fire them all? by dnahelix1 · · Score: 1

      $32,000 is a little low, but really, not that far off. Look at the stipend level recommendations from http://www.niaid.nih.gov/ncn/budget/stipendlevels.htm/NRSA and it's about right. Some schools do have a cost of living increase, but starting postdocs at http://www.gladstone.ucsf.edu/gladstone/site/postdoc/section.php?id=935 UCSF start at $43, 000. Not much, really, for living in SF.

    18. Re:Why not fire them all? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      However inelegantly he put it, that AC really nailed you on that one. It was a nonsensical comparison that had no insight, no wit whatsoever.

    19. Re:Why not fire them all? by Attila+Dimedici · · Score: 1

      But you see, that is not a salary, it is a stipend. In addition to this stipend, these people are students, they are receiving an education. Looking at the tuition rates for UC this amounts to close to another $20,000 a year. The stipend combined with the tuition comes to in excess of $60,000 a year. That puts them in the top 20% of incomes in the US.

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    20. Re:Why not fire them all? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If a BS is making more than a post-doc, than obviously the post-doc is working for something besides money. If the post-doc wanted more money more than whatever else they are getting, they would either leave Academia and go to work for companies like mine (we are also in biomedical research and would hire 2 to 6 more scientists--current total staff of about 50, if we could find ones that met the qualifications we are looking for), or they would take the technician job in place of the BS.

      Just so. Biomedical research is a special field, very different than other "physical" sciences. In academic positions, BS goes around $30k and postdoc around $40k. Postdocs are working for the experience, training, and opportunity to generate pilot data to support their own grant applications and transition to a "real" academic job. Asst profs are between $50-60k. Yes, we all know that we could earn twice that in industry, but then we'd have to work at someone else's direction and on someone else's problem.

    21. Re:Why not fire them all? by Zibblsnrt · · Score: 1

      America is a big, old, resilient creature.

      There are countries that get to call themselves "old" out there, but none of them are in the western hemisphere.

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    22. Re:Why not fire them all? by esocid · · Score: 1

      my bad. i guess i read too much into that, plus you were lacking the tag

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    23. Re:Why not fire them all? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dinosaurs roamed the Earth for 160 millions of years. Man should count himself lucky to last that long, which probably won't be the case.

    24. Re:Why not fire them all? by DrJimbo · · Score: 1

      Railroad workers, airline workers, even taxicab drivers - when any of these professions strike, it is felt immediately by the general population, so there is a push to resolve the issues amicably, so that they could return to work.
      Bullshit. In 1981 Ronald Regan fired thousands of Air Traffic Controllers two days after they went on strike. That might have been amicable for large corporations who saw the average number of strikes per year drop from 300 to 30 but it sure as hell wasn't amicable for the workers and they sure as hell didn't return to work.

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    25. Re:Why not fire them all? by dnahelix1 · · Score: 1

      No. Post docs are not students. I'm about to start one and I certainly won't be paying tuition. A postdoc is to refine your training, independently, but with a mentor. It has NOTHING to do with school. Therefore, it is NOT a stipend. It is a salary. A stipend is when you're in graduate school and get the check. However, most stipends don't cover the cost of living in the big cities and student loans come with it. So tell me, is it still a well-paying job? So yes, it is daunting that after being in school as long as I have, with a PhD in Biochemistry, I'm only going to be making about $38, 000. And yes, someone with a BS working as a tech in the lab will probably be making that amount or more.

    26. Re:Why not fire them all? by dnahelix1 · · Score: 1

      I just reread my original post and realized I misspoke/typed. I shouldn't have written stipend. Still in graduate school and yes, I get a stipend, but it definitly does not put me in the top 20% of income levels. Student loans to pay the tuition when my stipend was $900 a month and I had to pay tuition out of that and live. So, yea. It doesn't put graduate students in the top 20% level.
      And postdocs, definitly not. (see second post).

    27. Re:Why not fire them all? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "America is a big, old, resilient creature."

      America is a jumped-up upstart of a country, illegally started, and responsible for the genocide of its former inhabitants throughout most of its short life. I fully expect it to implode before it reaches 500 years old, never mind two or three thousand, which is the norm for any established country.

    28. Re:Why not fire them all? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If even one scientist moves to China, the policy backfired. You mean like last time the country went through this? Tsien Hsue-shen

    29. Re:Why not fire them all? by nahdude812 · · Score: 1

      If a lot of scientists quit, including those in the private sector, then it would affect change more rapidly than if taxi cab driver, airline workers, school teachers, and railroad workers all went on strike at once.

      Why? Because most scientists work for big companies in the private sector. Those big companies have the money to lobby congress and presidential campaigns directly. Those are the entities with the power to affect change in politics most rapidly, and you can be sure they'd get the media involved right off the bat.

    30. Re:Why not fire them all? by Attila+Dimedici · · Score: 1

      So, how much do you pay that mentor? BTW the various sites (government programs and university sites) I looked up to get information referred to the payment given for post-doc fellowships as stipends. If you don't think that is enough money, why don't you leave Academia?

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    31. Re:Why not fire them all? by stiller · · Score: 1

      There is an interesting novel which explores this very idea. Ofcourse, this is only one take on what happens when the brains of a civilisation go on strike.

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Atlas_shrugged

    32. Re:Why not fire them all? by stiller · · Score: 1

      America is a big, old, resilient creature. Old? If by America you mean the continent, then ok.
      But if you mean the US, then I'll have you know that even the Dutch National Lottery is older than that, and more resilient (has always been making a steady profit).
    33. Re:Why not fire them all? by PlatyPaul · · Score: 1

      "And can you, can you imagine fifty people a day,
      I said, fifty people a day walking in, singin' a bar of Alice's Restaurant, and walking out.
      And friends, they may think it's a movement."

      Never lose hope.

      (with apologies to Mr. Guthrie)

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    34. Re:Why not fire them all? by dnahelix1 · · Score: 1

      How much do you pay your mentor at work? The fact that they're a mentor has nothing to do with money. Even if you want to call it a stipend, it has nothing to do with school and thus your arguement of getting paid over 60K a year is null. There is no tuition included. The original arguement to this thread was that postdocs get paid disproportionately lower then what a tech with a BS does. That pay scale I linked to are guidelines. There is absolutely no requirement that to recieve the federal funds you must pay postdocs that much. With the smaller NIH budgets, that grant money is even tighter. Compound that with the number of PhDs coming out and the influx of non-American postdocs allowed to come here, wages for postdocs will stay depressed like they are. I am thinking about leaving Academia. The postdoc position in academia, though, will make the transition to industry easier. The transition to industry back to academia is not as easy and in fact, qualifies as difficult because of the publication issues.

    35. Re:Why not fire them all? by Impy+the+Impiuos+Imp · · Score: 1

      Ahhhh, unionized government employees. Their jobs can't physically be sent overseas for the most part, and their bosses are not bound by having to turn a profit, indeed, they'll lose more votes as the unions abandon them then they'll ever lose to fiscal conservatives because they caved to the union.

      Nothing to do but to continue abandonment of the city, until it's little more than a bloated government taxing it's own employees to death, in-between bouts of whining for Federal money to make up the difference.

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    36. Re:Why not fire them all? by Impy+the+Impiuos+Imp · · Score: 1

      No more illegal than a bunch of landed lords dragging the king in by the balls to force him to sign the Magna Carta.

      And I was unaware that playing a game of "who's the best at killing their political rivals" for almost all of that "2 or 3 thousand years" is the epitome of wonderful legality. Oh, you're democracies, now... ...after the US came in and OWNED YOU BITCH! retook half of Europe before the Soviets could take it all from Hitler, and took all of Japan before the Allies had to split it with the Soviets.

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    37. Re:Why not fire them all? by Attila+Dimedici · · Score: 1

      I don't have a mentor. I have a supervisor, if I can't do my job to the satisfaction of my supervisor, I will be looking for work. Some companies assign an experienced employee at the same level as the new hire as the new hire's mentor, but such arrangements usually only last for a couple of months.

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    38. Re:Why not fire them all? by Impy+the+Impiuos+Imp · · Score: 1

      I thought it was Mel's restaraunt, and Alice just worked there because her car broke down one day and she needed money to fix it and just took a liking to the place.

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    39. Re:Why not fire them all? by Impy+the+Impiuos+Imp · · Score: 1

      This is interesting. Can you provide longitudinal studies showing a net, long-term decrease in the quality of life, including increases in the net costs of products and decline in availability of products in the home?

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    40. Re:Why not fire them all? by Impy+the+Impiuos+Imp · · Score: 1

      [spoiler]

      At the end, this guy is actually torturing the scientist, now the national hero, so he will take over dictatorial power and they can remain in power behind the scenes. But he won't do it! The machine breaks, and the hero actually instructs the ignorant government official on how to fix it so he can continue the torture, and the soulless official doesn't see the irony in this.

      [/spoiler]

      Eh, why bother. Pearls before swine.

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    41. Re:Why not fire them all? by DrJimbo · · Score: 1
      Do you mean something like the vastly increasing wealth disparity?

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    42. Re:Why not fire them all? by everphilski · · Score: 1

      Right, but you are giving up the money for the freedom to do independant research and hopefully get a fat grant.

      At least I hope that's the case, because as an (Aerospace) engineer, with just a MS and no experience, I make double the number you cite. If you want the money, industry always pays better than academia until you hit the top tier. Academia is something you do for the love, not for the money.

    43. Re:Why not fire them all? by everphilski · · Score: 1

      The postdoc position in academia, though, will make the transition to industry easier. The transition to industry back to academia is not as easy and in fact, qualifies as difficult because of the publication issues.

      I'm not in biomed but there are plenty of ways to publish in industry. I've done it, I still do it. I try to present at least once a year at a conference on top of that ... it's really a non-issue. Most good employers actually encourage it, it gets the company name out. The company I work for actually rewards (monetarily) papers published in journals.

      I've been 'in industry' for 2.5 years. During the first 18 months I got my Masters. I'm working on my Ph.D. now. You can do both, work in industry and progress in your education, and work towards being a professor someday if that is your goal.

    44. Re:Why not fire them all? by Iron+Condor · · Score: 1

      Which is why a post-doc at a top-tier academic institution, will be making <$32'000/year.

      Uh, what? When I was a postdoc at Caltech I was making $49k. That was a number of years back. Aerospace, not biotech, though. And yes, that number doubled when I went to (you guessed it) JPL, and then almost again when I left JPL. Both steps were made possible because of the time spent as a Postdoc.

      And, with all due respect, if I can support a family of three on $49k in the frickin' LA area, then so can everybody else everywhere else. It's definitely nothing to sneer at. For a job description that boils down to "research whatever you feel like researching" I cannot claim to have been "undervalued".

      But of course everybody and their little brother are going into biotech these days, so it's not particularly surprising that there's no money to be made there. Just as the "computer science" boom of the nineties where everybody expected to get tenure and six-figure salaries by learning a little Modula. Secretaries became "html programmers" and doubled their salaries. And the whole thing collapsed and they became secretaries again.

      If I wanted to hire you right now, why would I offer you more money than the bunsen-monkey down the hall would be willling to cook for me for?

      --
      We're all born with nothing.
      If you die in debt, you're ahead.
  11. Wait... by snl2587 · · Score: 1

    Doesn't the government do this anyway? I thought it was called the Patriot Act?

    I'd be surprised if any of them haven't already had all of the records examined by the government.

  12. If you don't like it, leave your govt. job. by Zymergy · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    How can Americans really be concerned about this?
    -Try getting a job for the US Postal Service or even try to enlist into the US Military; -There are significant background checks, waivers, and forms required.
    Waiving certain 4th (and probably 5th) Amendment privacy rights are part of said employment for the government. If you do not like it, leave the job.
    Much of what JPL does is subject to espionage and/or industrial espionage not to mention they certainly need access to classified information and technologies (for example: the positions/orbits & maneuverabilities of US Spy satellites and other 'stuff' in orbit), consider JPL's missions and its history: http://www.jpl.nasa.gov/news/fact_sheets/jpl.pdf

    If you can't pass the background checks, get a job elsewhere. It should be a privilege to work for the JPL and the cutting edge research and technological achievements it creates. Besides, this is a US Government entity, not a civilian corporation.
    Your rights to privacy CANNOT be more important than National Security. Even IF said employees can't see why.
    I'd wager that the Janitors and Maids in the White House MUST PASS a thorough security clearance to perform their 'non-classified' work as well. And someone at a higher pay grade likely has very good reasons for the security requirements as they are, and rocket scientists need background checks too.

    1. Re:If you don't like it, leave your govt. job. by ianare · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Your rights to privacy CANNOT be more important than National Security. You do realize this is exactly the line of reasoning that got us into the illegal wiretaps. Rights to privacy have to be balanced against national security ... one should not be vastly more important than the other.
    2. Re:If you don't like it, leave your govt. job. by jcdick1 · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Your rights to privacy CANNOT be more important than National Security.


      Given that this position is a philosophical one, I would argue that a need for national security over personal privacy indicates a fundamental flaw in either:

      1. the nation's gov't, or
      2. the society that exists within that nation's borders.

      But it certainly is not an absolute.
      --
      What?
    3. Re:If you don't like it, leave your govt. job. by FuzzyDaddy · · Score: 1
      It should be a privilege to work for the JPL

      Why, they shouldn't even have to pay them.

      --
      It's not wasting time, I'm educating myself.
    4. Re:If you don't like it, leave your govt. job. by Zymergy · · Score: 1

      If the wiretaps were on EVERYONE in the US, I tend to agree. BUT we are talking about ROCKET SCIENTISTS employed at NASA's Jet Propulsion Laboratory! These are not your 'garden variety' employees at any given company.
      JPL is involved with (among other things): Missie technologies (easily modified into ICBMs), precise guidance systems, the future of the US space program, nuclear reactor technologies, bleeding edge telescopes, and remote sensing technologies, etc..
      Also, I would be shocked if current JPL Employees were not ALREADY under employment-conditional security agreements. Reads like they are exercising them now and some are angry.

    5. Re:If you don't like it, leave your govt. job. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Your rights to privacy cannot be LESS important than National Security. It is after all, those very rights which which are being protected for all citizens when National Security is at stake.

      If you punt my rights, there is nothing left to secure, not at the personal level, and certainly not at the National level!

    6. Re:If you don't like it, leave your govt. job. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      JPL is involved with (among other things): Missie technologies (easily modified into ICBMs),

      Oh RLY?

      Can you tell me about any of the rockets JPL has worked on since 1958? I'll give you a hint: Atlas, Titan, Delta, Saturn, Pegasus, Minotaur, Falcon, and the Space Shuttle aren't on the list.

      Not to mention, whatever some janitor can smuggle out of JPL pales in comparison to what Clinton gave the Chi-coms during his tenure.

    7. Re:If you don't like it, leave your govt. job. by Spy+der+Mann · · Score: 2, Insightful
      You seem to understate the implications of this.

      First - if they want to look for terrorists they could as well do standard background checks and have a psychometric test applied at you. But these are no simple background checks. They want to have access to EVERYTHING about you, about your past girlfriends, your emotional problems, what's in your closet, what religion you have, etc. etc.

      In other words, they want to do a mental cavity search on you and fire you if you don't seem adequate for them. Still don't get it? I'm talking about DISCRIMINATION.

      And they're ALREADY discriminating the people who aren't brave enough to fight for their rights. They just want slaves who obey their ruler, not people with ideals to fight for.

      And you wonder how Americans can really be concerned about this? Pfft.

      Your rights to privacy CANNOT be more important than National Security.


      You mean Government (or Current Administration) Security then, because the people (NASA workers or not) *ARE* the Nation. You can't secure the nation and at the same time destroy the lives of the very people you want to secure. If you can't balance Privacy with National Security, then you're effectively admitting that there are americans of second category with LESS rights than the rest (and here I thought that ALL MEN were CREATED EQUAL!)

      P.S. As a measure of security - just in case you're someone paid by Bush, I'll add you to my foe list unless you allow me to do a complete and transparent background check of you, including e-mail, street address, past aliases and everything. Safe enough for ya? :)
    8. Re:If you don't like it, leave your govt. job. by Fulcrum+of+Evil · · Score: 1

      These are people who don't work for NASA directly and work on unclassified stuff. Why should they have to get a clearance for that?

      --
      "We returned the General to El Salvador, or maybe Guatemala, it's difficult to tell from 10,000 feet"
    9. Re:If you don't like it, leave your govt. job. by khallow · · Score: 1

      That's nonsense. We can exaggerate the importance and security of any job. The JPL employees do work on scary-sounding technologies, but that doesn't mean that the US government can wiretap them without reasonable suspicion and a warrant that the person is commiting a crime.

    10. Re:If you don't like it, leave your govt. job. by DoofusOfDeath · · Score: 1

      Your rights to privacy CANNOT be more important than National Security

      If the risk national security was certain, I'd agree. I have no problem with frisking everyone who's definitely a terrorist. But they're not, and the question is how we navigate the grounds of uncertainty.

      Also, knowledge is power. In a day when there are so many laws that we're all guilty of something, we're under perpetual threat of prosecution or blackmail. And how well do you think a political campaign to unseat an encumbent President would go if, just to be "safe", his NSA monitored their campaign managers' telephones?

      You see, the problem with the "If you have nothing to hide, why be worried?" argument is that if the government isn't filled with saints, the information of even decent persons can be used against them maliciously by the government.

    11. Re:If you don't like it, leave your govt. job. by susano_otter · · Score: 1

      You left out a third option:

      3. the society that exists outside the nation's borders.

      --

      Any sufficiently well-organized community is indistinguishable from Government.

    12. Re:If you don't like it, leave your govt. job. by khallow · · Score: 1

      It should be a privilege to work for the JPL

      It's also a privilege for JPL to employ that person. Keep in mind that public funds pay for both JPL and its employees. It remains that the US government is requiring security clearances for jobs that did not require them. You can babble about all the "classified information" that these employees have access to, but the fact remains that they don't have access to this information. Otherwise their jobs would long ago have required security clearances.

      Try getting a job for the US Postal Service

      If the US Postal Service requires genuine, expensive security clearances, then that's another indication that the US Postal Service should be privately run. It's an abuse of government resources.

      Besides, this is a US Government entity, not a civilian corporation.

      That means JPL as a government entity is subject to the Bill of Rights and other constitutional protections.

      Your rights to privacy CANNOT be more important than National Security.

      What makes this about national security? Another reasonable possibility here is that someone wanted to fire some JPL people and this was a useful bureaucratic tool.

      rocket scientists need background checks too

      Nonsense, my take is that there are hundreds if not thousands of rocket scientists (depending on whether you count amateur rocket scientists as well) in the US who aren't required to have background checks. Nor is there a compelling reason to require a background check.

      How can Americans really be concerned about this?

      The US government has a long history of abuse of law and exceeding its constitutional bounds. It is foolish to automatically trust government actions especially in a situation where high reputation employees are openly rebelling.

    13. Re:If you don't like it, leave your govt. job. by Zymergy · · Score: 1

      I respect your opinion and you raise important points. Thank you for your reply, this type of discussion can be stirring to the emotions. But this specific scenario under discussion is about employees of "NASA's JPL" and it is no way the typical employer-employee rights argument (in my opinion).
      I have do very different opinions about employment privacy rights in other places of employment that do not involve real Nation Security concerns. I believe that JPL is NOT one of these 'other places'.

      When I say "Your rights to privacy CANNOT be more important than National Security." I wrote it IN THE CONTEXT of the discussion of NASA's JPL employees protesting their now mandatory (and soon to be routine) background clearance evaluations. This is not meant to be a free standing globally universal statement. It is about WORKING AT THE 'JPL'.

      These employees have access to buildings containing National Security Secrets and Technologies (even if they do not have actual clearances for them specifically they WORK THERE and are in the building).
      This is NOT a political discussion, nor does it have anything to do with President Bush. (although several threads have tried to make it political)

      This is about scientists with access to advanced and export-restricted missile technologies being miffed because they must reveal standard invasive personal information background questions and the requirements to submit very personal data for the clearance battery of psychological assessment tests.

      For the record, I HAVE worked for the US Postal Service, and I have been in the US Military. I can say that what "psychometric tests" I have taken do suck and are not fun (and are probably not anywhere as in-depth as what JPL is likely to have).

      I believe JPL employees will lose their arguments for their privacy 'rights' because they work for the government and they work with stuff that our enemies would pay top dollar for. This is NOT about being homosexual, or about race, or about gender, or smoking pot in college, or having sexual preferences that are not the average, whatever... Truthfully, I do not believe that those particular items matter to clearance that much nor would they likely cause you to lose your job (unless they are illegal), but what DOES MATTER is the failure to disclose the information to the security reviewers. The WILLINGNESS to be deceptive about the disclosure of these personal bits of information IS THE POINT. These procedures are likely aimed to ferret out possible foreign agents and any Americans and/or Legal Foreign Nationals who work for JPL and might fit the well-known profiles of those who engage in espionage (or are statistically likely to engage in it).
      Look into basic guidelines of getting clearances: http://usmilitary.about.com/od/theorderlyroom/l/blsecmenu.htm http://www.army.com/articles/june_clearance_guidelines.html

    14. Re:If you don't like it, leave your govt. job. by rossz · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Rights to privacy have to be balanced against national security ... one should not be vastly more important than the other.


      And that's where you (and the government) are way wrong. Our rights are far more important than security because security only exists to protect our rights.
      --
      -- Will program for bandwidth
    15. Re:If you don't like it, leave your govt. job. by Spy+der+Mann · · Score: 1

      Truthfully, I do not believe that those particular items matter to clearance that much nor would they likely cause you to lose your job (unless they are illegal), but what DOES MATTER is the failure to disclose the information to the security reviewers


      Actually it's the opposite. You don't believe those particular items matter to clearance - but you won't know until you disclose them and you get fired supposedly for some other reason. If they don't matter, then why bother asking in the first place?

      And according to the article summary, the tests are *NOT* mandatory. They're optional but people are being fired if they refuse to take them. Why say they're optional (voluntary) if you're getting fired? It's illogical, and clearly shows a hidden agenda behind this. If they're becoming mandatory, then at least the NASA should make a public privacy statement or something.

      You say you wrote the statement about privacy in the context of the JPL, but privacy is a right which EVERYONE must have - not just the common people. If someone RESIGNS from that right to gain something, like serving the US forces or something, well that's their problem. But the NASA workers did not resign from their privacy right. And for that, they're being punished. If you really think it's a matter of national security, then the govt can at least give them a one-year of salary so they can get another job, but I don't think that'll happen.

      Now, about top secret jobs: People working in there are ALREADY IN. If they were terrorists they could have already sneaked out important documents and data. But firing them is taking away their income. I agree with new employees being subject to such tests, but making it retroactive is unfair.

      And I don't agree with the US export restrictions anyway. Just look at what the export restrictions regarding cryptography have done: non-ssl sessions in mail services, which can be hijacked if your connection's wireless. The US govt. is being too paranoid and with that, they're only helping the enemy - whatever that's supposed to mean.
    16. Re:If you don't like it, leave your govt. job. by Dominic_Mazzoni · · Score: 2, Informative

      I worked at JPL for 5 years.

      1. They're not actually federal employees. They're employees of the California Institute of Technology (Caltech), working at a federally-funded research and development center.

      2. 3% of JPL employees do have security clearance. They do work on secretive stuff. The other 97% do not. They don't even work in the same "building" - the secret buildings have all sorts of extra security measures. Would you think it's reasonable if a large university like UCLA or Harvard required ALL employees to go through the proceduce to get security clearance, just because one lab in one building has some secrets? Cause that's basically what's being asked of JPL employees, most of whom work on entirely public research.

      3. The worst part is that the employees are being required to go through the SAME background check that's required for security clearance, but then they're not even being given clearance! All they get is an ordinary badge that gets them in the front gate. All that, and you don't even get anything in return...except to keep the job you've been doing loyally for 20 years.

    17. Re:If you don't like it, leave your govt. job. by Zymergy · · Score: 1

      Thank you for the information and clarification. My post subject and attitude seem to now make me the ass today and I apologize. I was under the assumption that JPL was a US Government controlled entity under NASA and not a civilian research facility.
      While finishing my undergraduate, I worked-studied in a university campus complex where 'secret' (laser) research was conducted in the basement floors (which we jokingly called 'the bunker'). They were strictly off-limits requiring card/code access and I believe there were guards inside watching all the cameras. NASA had additional research labs in a different physical building dedicated to that purpose and it too was off-limits but with no fence, just door security. I recall formal requests and campus political rumblings for either very expensive upgrades to be conducted on existing building security and to make said buildings fenced-off from public access OR to provide equivalent buildings in a more isolated and secure setting (not the middle of campus). Soon after, research teams and key tenured professors transfered to other universities and all of their neat 'toys' left over a long Thanksgiving weekend aboard several tractor trailers. (they securely crated their 'stuff' before forklifts left the building with it for loading... I stood there so disappointed.) Apparently, my university was willing to lose the research programs rather the spend tens of millions on new facilities or to wall-off part of campus... (then again, we did just get a huge brand-new football stadium.)
      Perhaps there are some similar security reassessments underway at JPL and the backgrounds are part of the new 'upgrade' in security? Maybe the decision to conduct the full background checks on everyone at JPL was a concession to allow existing research programs to continue at Caltech without relocating to a more secure facility?

    18. Re:If you don't like it, leave your govt. job. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Your rights to privacy CANNOT be more important than National Security.

      Of course not. If rights to privacy were more important, we would be talking about a nation founded on FREEDOM. No dictatorship can afford to have freedom become more important than national security.

  13. As an expert in abusive management... by palladiate · · Score: 5, Interesting

    As an expert at abusive management during the failing days at Krispy Kreme, this sounds like they want the employees to quit. I've seen this happen too many times.

    Say, if I was really callous and sociopathic, and I wanted to scale back operations and cut costs, I wouldn't fire or lay off anyone. I would require the employees to do things they wouldn't tolerate, but seem "necessary and proper" for their jobs. I'd switch reporting to 4:00am so that reports would be ready for management, give 3 hour lunches to people who live too far away to commute home for lunch, or other highly inconvenient tasks or requirements.

    When they quit, you didn't have to report to investors you were scaling back operations, just that you couldn't fill the positions. Then you could cut the positions and claim better productivity.

    If I wanted to scale NASA's budget back, and not catch tons of flak, I would do this. When the researchers refused to comply, I could just say "They're a security risk, we're all about security after 9/11, so you can't work on 90% of projects." When they quit, or I fired them for not complying, I could just say "We have a shortage of qualified engineers, we can't fill these positions."

    And when nobody cared anymore, I'd scale back operations and cut the positions, shrinking the budget. It's a great way to handle a budget crisis and cut without making it look like one.

    1. Re:As an expert in abusive management... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      When they quit, you didn't have to report to investors you were scaling back operations, just that you couldn't fill the positions. Then you could cut the positions and claim better productivity.

      When it costs you more to fight suits over constructive dismissal than it would have to offer early retirement, your management style might not be well-appreciated by your own managers. When it's just peons in the trenches, you just fire them.

      If I wanted to scale NASA's budget back, and not catch tons of flak, I would do this.

      Except they did catch flak. Tons of it.

    2. Re:As an expert in abusive management... by mrhandstand · · Score: 1

      Heh. Callous management. You should check out Snakes in Suits (http://www.amazon.com/Snakes-Suits-When-Psychopaths-Work/dp/0061147893/ref=pd_bbs_sr_1?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1196375725&sr=8-1) - its about psychopaths in management. Apparently they are ~3 times as common in executive as in the population at large...

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      Always value the individual over the system. --Bruce Lee "I don't need a Sig - I have a custom 191" - me
    3. Re:As an expert in abusive management... by darkmeridian · · Score: 1

      A distasteful but accurate name for this strategy is called the "Kevorkian."

      --
      A NYC lawyer blogs. http://www.chuangblog.com/
    4. Re:As an expert in abusive management... by vitaflo · · Score: 5, Insightful

      As an expert at abusive management during the failing days at Krispy Kreme, this sounds like they want the employees to quit. I've seen this happen too many times.

      The people who quit in situations like this are your best employees. The ones who aren't afraid to lose their jobs because they're good enough to work just about anywhere. The ones you're left with are the people who are afraid they have no other options and will take it up the ass just to keep a job. It's not a smart way to run a company, unless you want to run it into the ground.

    5. Re:As an expert in abusive management... by ScrewMaster · · Score: 1

      The ones who aren't afraid to lose their jobs because they're good enough to work just about anywhere.

      Even more, I'd say these are the kind of people that would be snapped up in a heartbeat. The thing is, when you let that kind of talent loose, they often end up in places you'd rather wish they weren't. Worse yet, if you take somebody brilliant and basically kick him out or otherwise mistreat him after years or decades of service, he may not be too concerned about "national security" when he takes his next position because you've pissed him off rather thoroughly. Remember what happened to a lot of Russia's nuclear scientists.

      Generally a stupid way to treat your best and brightest anyway.

      --
      The higher the technology, the sharper that two-edged sword.
    6. Re:As an expert in abusive management... by dbIII · · Score: 1

      By then the razor gang management have moved on to somewhere else and will not be touched by any legal action.

    7. Re:As an expert in abusive management... by p2sam · · Score: 1

      Not really sure about the states, but in Canada, this is called "Constructive Dismissal" http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Constructive_dismissal , and the employees had the right to be treated as if they were terminated without cause.

    8. Re:As an expert in abusive management... by Belial6 · · Score: 1

      Of course, when the boss hates you (in this case the President), and isn't too bright, you can't count on good reasoning with employee retention. After all, these are exactly the kinds of guys the president was referring to when he talked about 'The nerd patrol', and he didn't say it as a term of endearment.

    9. Re:As an expert in abusive management... by ScrewMaster · · Score: 2, Insightful

      President Bush is fundamentally anti-technology, anti-progress, and probably just doesn't see a reason to spend money on anything other than military research. It's too bad that just at the point in our history we are coming under fire from multiple directions, being forced to compete with the likes of China and India in the Global Economy, and desperately need all the progress we can muster ... we get a goddamn Luddite in the Oval Office.

      --
      The higher the technology, the sharper that two-edged sword.
    10. Re:As an expert in abusive management... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually the ones that subvert it and get the bosses ass bitten by it are the most fun.

      Hmm, I dont know why there are partially empty vodka bottles in there, or in his car. Oh the police were called to his house several times this past week on domestic disturbances. (make the calls from a payphone)

      it's really easy to make these kinds of things bite the assess of those that enforce it. start having inappropriate emails sent, take about 6 months to completely fuck over the asshole silently.

      It's the one that roll over with a smile you have to worry about. They are plotting to hang you with your own rope.

    11. Re:As an expert in abusive management... by Fulcrum+of+Evil · · Score: 1

      That's called constructive dismissal and is the same as if you fired them. Just have to demonstrate it to a judge.

      --
      "We returned the General to El Salvador, or maybe Guatemala, it's difficult to tell from 10,000 feet"
    12. Re:As an expert in abusive management... by tkw954 · · Score: 1

      It's not a smart way to run a company, unless you want to run it into the ground.
      I think that's the point.
    13. Re:As an expert in abusive management... by whit3 · · Score: 1

      We have a saying where I come from:

      "The practice of involuntary servitude, including slavery, is illegal..."

      While there may be some security interests involved here, civil servants, including
      scientists, are not generally expected to give up normal civil rights to keep their
      jobs, and THERE ARE LOTS OF LAWS that relate to the past abuses of civil
      servants by their (elected) bosses. I'd expect this misbehavior is covered
      by statute. If it isn't, it should be.

      Heck, doesn't this remind anyone else of the McCarthy era 'loyalty oath'?

      If the JPL folk don't sign the waiver, what provision of the civil service
      code allows them to be fired for refusal?

    14. Re:As an expert in abusive management... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In Great Britain, practices like these are called "Constructive Dismissal" and ex-employees can sue you. If they show that what you did was deliberately aimed at ousting them from the company, your company will be obligated to pay them their full salary until they find a suitable, new job in their line of work. And they can take their time looking.

      Do you not have any protections against this kind of abuse for people in the USA?

    15. Re:As an expert in abusive management... by palladiate · · Score: 1

      First, there's no law about constructive dismissal in the US. And proving it in a US court, which are notoriously unfriendly to labor in many states, would be impossible if you could show necessary business reasons for the change.

      Second, they're getting flak over the "security measures," not "scaling back NASA." I'd say if the directive had my intent in mind, it worked. It's harder to argue against "security" than it is "budget cuts."

    16. Re:As an expert in abusive management... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just to note, the actions you suggest are illegal under employment law and will very likely get you sued.

  14. that reminds me..... by pablo_max · · Score: 1, Funny

    That reminds me of my last company. Several people complained that they had to submit to cavity searches each day after work.
    Of course, it was not until much later that they found out the guy giving them was in no way affiliated with the company. ;)

    1. Re:that reminds me..... by fred+fleenblat · · Score: 1

      WORST. DENTAL PLAN. EVER.

  15. What if by Alexx+K · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Why are these investigations even needed? I mean, will he be fired, for example, if Joe Scientist is gay? Libertarian? Doesn't read the bible? Anti-bush? Anti-war? Prefers german Cars? Doesn't believe in Santa Claus? Prefers Pepsi? Etc.

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    Don't mind the extra X. Alex
    1. Re:What if by phoebusQ · · Score: 0

      Let's take the Gay thing as an example, since sexual orientation is probably one of the seemingly least-germane applications of a background check.

      In cases of espionage, one of the most common agents for a case worker to run is the significant other of a sensitive party. If there appears to be a leak, counter-intelligence assets are going to check up on potential lovers of employees. Knowing sexual orientation helps to know who to look at. In many cases (I don't know about this one), employees are even required to report relationships to the chain of command.

    2. Re:What if by bkr1_2k · · Score: 1

      Only required to report "foreign" relations to the chain of command. Anyone not a US citizen. For some of us working government projects that includes spouses, in-laws, and friends we have frequent contact with. Your point is 100% valid though.

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      "Growing old is inevitable; growing up is optional."
    3. Re:What if by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Since I know of at least one open transvestite working for JPL in the 80's (he/she needed two ID cards... other then everybody talking about the employee, nobody really cared), I don't think anybody will be fired for deviation from the norm. However, anybody engaging in activities which make them susceptible to being blackmailed would and should be fired, for the same reasons that the military's "Don't Ask, Don't Tell" policy is exactly wrong from a security standpoint. As long as they are openly gay, Libertarian, bible-hating, bush-bashing volkswagen enthusiasts, nobody gives a shit.

    4. Re:What if by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ...will he be fired, for example, if ... Prefers Pepsi

      This should totally be written into constitution.

    5. Re:What if by goofballs · · Score: 1

      Why are these investigations even needed? to protect sensitive (not just classified or dod) information

      I mean, will he be fired, for example, if Joe Scientist is gay? being gay isn't considered a security risk- being in the closet or lying about it IS considered a security risk (potential blackmail threat).

      Libertarian? Doesn't read the bible? Anti-bush? Anti-war? Prefers german Cars? Doesn't believe in Santa Claus? Prefers Pepsi? Etc. nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, and nope.
    6. Re:What if by jalet · · Score: 1

      No he won't be fired, if he's all of this he will probably be executed instead.

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    7. Re:What if by Iowan41 · · Score: 1

      More likely to be fired if he -does- read the Bible. The New Atheists are ruthless.

    8. Re:What if by TheBAFH · · Score: 1

      Yes.

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  16. Wernher von Braun would have failed this check by Picass0 · · Score: 1

    Of course, the background checks are being conducted by his old bosses.

    1. Re:Wernher von Braun would have failed this check by megaditto · · Score: 1

      Are you sure he would fail? Perhaps he'd be exactly the kind of person they are looking for, hmm?

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    2. Re:Wernher von Braun would have failed this check by ezzthetic · · Score: 1

      So would JPL pioneer Jack Parsons (It is occasionally joked that JPL stands for "Jack Parsons Lives"). Parsons was a devotee of Aleister Crowley, lead the Californian branch of the Ordo Templi Orientis, openly practiced occultism, and prayed to Pan before each rocket launch.

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  17. Obviously they're ashamed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny


    Some likely things that would be found among these 28:

    7 are having electronic-only relationships or affairs in a MMORPG
    3 are furries
    2 use slide rules when planning their order at McDonald's
    4 only wear glasses in public and at work (to look smarter)
    5 Either dance or do karaoke very badly
    1 wears diapers (but only for play)

    1. Re:Obviously they're ashamed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ok, so about half of them apply, but I swear I only put up the plushie fetish website to see how it would affect the background check.

  18. Even if by medge_42 · · Score: 1

    Even if they had worked in defense, doesn't the US defense forces have a policy of "Don't Ask, Don't Tell" when it comes to sexual orientation?

    1. Re:Even if by phoebusQ · · Score: 1

      The military itself does, while civilian DoD does not. That said, questions of sexual orientation are likely not about "we don't want gay scientists", but rather that "we want to know who employees might be relating to, so that we know who to check when we seem to have a leak".

    2. Re:Even if by medge_42 · · Score: 1

      Could I make a joke about "leak"?

      Many years ago when being gay was stigmatized, being gay opened you up to blackmail. That is no longer the case and if it simply boils down to "pillow talk" problems, why pick on same sex relationships. Heterosexual people have sex too and have even been known to have casual sex.
      Investigating partners has always been valid when it comes to "Official Secrets". You should read the Official Secrets Act in Australia, my partner had to sign it when they entered the Australian federal public service as a clerk, so I assume I have been checked too, particularly when they (my partner) got promoted to the level they have, which is just shy of executive level.

      Could I make a joke about "opened you up"?

    3. Re:Even if by bkr1_2k · · Score: 1

      Being openly gay removes the possibility of blackmail. But if I were to say "I'm straight" and then an investigation shows that to not quite be true, there is a huge concern associated with that. That's the point of the investigation, to uncover things that might put the employee in a position of compromise.

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    4. Re:Even if by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      > Being openly gay removes the possibility of blackmail. But if I were to say "I'm straight" and then an investigation shows that to not quite be true, there is a huge concern associated with that. That's the point of the investigation, to uncover things that might put the employee in a position of compromise.

      Interrogator: Orientation - gay or straight?
      Worker: I'm straight.
      Interrogator: Stop lying. We know you read Slashdot.
      Worker: Then you should also know I download straight porn!
      Interrogator: No use faking about your orientation.
      Worker: Fine, I'm gay.
      Interrogator: We didn't say you were gay either.
      Worker: Awright! I admit it! I haven't had sex in ten years!
      Interrogator: And if that little secret were to get out...
      Worker: Dude, you said it yourself. I read Slashdot. Ain't no secret, and if it were, it's been out for years.
      Interrogator: Oops, I hadn't thought of that. OK, you're cleared!

  19. McCarthyism - again? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/McCarthyism - but who are we afraid of now? 50 years later? Some Taliban "freedom fighter" adding an IED to the next Mars Rover?

    Gimme a break.

    1. Re:McCarthyism - again? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How do we know the Challenger and/or Columbia explosions weren't terrorist actions.

      I mean seriously -- do you know, for certain?

    2. Re:McCarthyism - again? by mjwx · · Score: 1

      Mr Coward,

      This sounds awfully like Anti-American sentiment. Please report to your nearest Simlin' Joe McCarthy Interment Centre for re-education in the American way, so you can be a happy obedient German^W American.

      Dept of Anti-American Activities.

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  20. Sounds like standard security clearance stuff... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

    When I was in the military and needed a Top Secret security clearance in order to use radio encryption gear, this was standard stuff. They ask sexual orientation and credit history to be sure that no bad guys can blackmail you into giving them information. They do personality tests to be sure you aren't crazy. They ask for detailed family histories, and the names and phone numbers of 10 of you closest friends, and they interview those people in person to make sure you are who you say you are.

    Why would JPL scientists need this level of clearance? Maybe their work involves access to military technology?

  21. Where's Tom Cruise? by ncryptd · · Score: 1

    Were it made ten years later, I'd suspect this to be great viral advertising for the movie Gattaca. Unfortunately, it's not -- it's just another step towards abolishing personal privacy. One small step...

    1. Re:Where's Tom Cruise? by bkr1_2k · · Score: 1

      You know that was Ethan Hawke, not Tom Cruise, right? Good movie, I just watched it again the other day.

      http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0119177/

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    2. Re:Where's Tom Cruise? by ncryptd · · Score: 1

      Yep. I realized a split-second after clicking submit. Damn my office's low-latency connection!

  22. Oh no... obviously not important... by hellfire · · Score: 1

    Oh definitely not affecting our every day lives.

    I know you don't exactly drink Tang every day, but exactly what percentage of the United State's population do you think is affected by weather satellites?

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    1. Re:Oh no... obviously not important... by MenTaLguY · · Score: 1

      What the GP is suggesting is that if scientists went on strike, weather satellites (for example) wouldn't immediately disappear. There would be a long-term impact, but it would take a long time to be felt.

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    2. Re:Oh no... obviously not important... by Kadin2048 · · Score: 4, Informative

      How long would it take the average person to realize that the scientists had all walked out, though?

      It's not like Tang would disappear, or their car's GPS system would suddenly turn off. It's just that things wouldn't advance. Progress would grind to a halt, but it's not like the immediate "oh shit" effect you get, when the garbagemen don't show up on Monday morning.

      Probably the first thing most people would know is when they get told to start learning Mandarin, because their company just got bought.

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    3. Re:Oh no... obviously not important... by hoggoth · · Score: 1

      All irrelevant to the average person who thinks about what needs to be done today and tomorrow, and maybe the next weekend.

      If all the scientist dissapeared today, the repurcussions would be huge but not felt for several years or even decades.
      As long as Oprah is still on and beer is flowing the majority won't care.

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    4. Re:Oh no... obviously not important... by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      It's not like Tang would disappear, or their car's GPS system would suddenly turn off. It's just that things wouldn't advance. Progress would grind to a halt, but it's not like the immediate "oh shit" effect you get, when the garbagemen don't show up on Monday morning.

      No, progress wouldn't grind to a halt. It would simply stop occurring within US borders, and would pick up elsewhere.

      Probably the first thing most people would know is when they get told to start learning Mandarin, because their company just got bought.

      Exactly.

      We Americans are doing our very best to make ourselves irrelevant as fast as possible.

    5. Re:Oh no... obviously not important... by CorSci81 · · Score: 1

      Yes, but the people who run those satellites, interpret the data, issue the weather forecasts are mostly scientists.... you get my drift. Your local TV weatherman is generally coming up with his local forecast from the official data/forecast put out by the NWS.

    6. Re:Oh no... obviously not important... by MenTaLguY · · Score: 1

      That's a good point. Not all scientists are "research scientists" in the usual sense.

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    7. Re:Oh no... obviously not important... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How long would it take the average person to realize that the scientists had all walked out, though?

      Let's see. As part of my job, I give out government-created data to academics and industry. If I suddenly disappeared...

      Academics would no longer have fresh data. They'd go on working with old data for as long as they could -- maybe a year or two before their colleges start griping about poor publishing records. Eventually they'd turn to commercial data sources. It's doubtful that they'll still be getting money from the government to research data the government is no longer providing, so the money would have to come out of college funds. So in a couple years college tuitions spike, and/or many college professors retire/get jobs in industry/move overseas/are fired. A few years beyond that, the brain drain starts taking effect on our graduates.

      Industry is in a worse soup. They no longer get data. So they come up with 'new' products by reformatting old data in new ways. That may go on for one, maybe two update cycles (which are often one year long). Then people stop buying their old data, and the company goes under. Or they start buying data from overseas and become middlemen data resellers, firing all the technically competent employees.

      So I'm thinking two or three years before unemployment and education costs rise, and I expect them to rise substantially. Long term effects include a trade deficit increase, and a return to higher education only for the wealthy.

      All that's pretty bad...but I'm just dealing with data. Things will be much, much worse in industries that rely on regulatory government research, such as the FDA or EPA. We'd have to shut those agencies down, they'd be useless as regulators the day after the scientists walk out.

      I guess what I'm saying is, we'll have about five years before legions of unemployed teens unable to get into college will be living on lead-infused breakfast cereal. Just as a loose estimate, you understand.

    8. Re:Oh no... obviously not important... by Iron+Condor · · Score: 1

      Probably the first thing most people would know is when they get told to start learning Mandarin, because their company just got bought.

      Don't worry -- spoken mandarin is one of the easiest languages on the planet. It's the written stuff that's difficult. Which is a fine way to keep the unwashed masses out of the business of the leaders. Who would not come from your formerly-American company so there's no need for you to learn the written stuff. See -- it all works out.

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  23. Privacy isn't for those at the federal trough by MSTCrow5429 · · Score: 0

    You work for the government, you live off of the taxpayers, you're owned by the government. If you want privacy, go get a real job. Otherwise, stop whining.

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    1. Re:Privacy isn't for those at the federal trough by FuzzyDaddy · · Score: 1
      If you want privacy, go get a real job.

      So, by your logic, you can be owned by a private company.

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    2. Re:Privacy isn't for those at the federal trough by MSTCrow5429 · · Score: 1

      I think you are willfully missing the point between living off of taxpayers (i.e. us) and living off of producing goods and service people will voluntarily purchase. Basically, you're trolling.

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    3. Re:Privacy isn't for those at the federal trough by Itninja · · Score: 1

      I think it's a bit more complex than that. The lady who answers the phones for some senator should not have to sign away major Constitutional rights just to make $28K a year. There is a reasonable middle ground between private sector employment and white collar slavery. By your reasoning, anyone who isn't self-employed (apparently the only 'real job') would be considered as 'owned' by their employer. These folks are being given a clear Hobson's choice here.

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    4. Re:Privacy isn't for those at the federal trough by MSTCrow5429 · · Score: 1
      "By your reasoning, anyone who isn't self-employed (apparently the only 'real job') would be considered as 'owned' by their employer."

      Not at all by my reasoning. How so by yours?

      I don't think people need to be pointed to "Hobson's choice," as if they were previously unaware of it. And no, they're not given a Hobson's choice, even under your rules, as they can be self-employed.

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    5. Re:Privacy isn't for those at the federal trough by MSTCrow5429 · · Score: 1

      If you work for G, you live off of T, and you are therefore owned by G. Notice that T causes ownership by G, and for this to occur, you must work for G. Not hard logic.

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    6. Re:Privacy isn't for those at the federal trough by FuzzyDaddy · · Score: 1
      The JPL scientists are not living off taxpayers any more than a soldier, cop, or schoolteacher is. They are providing a service that the government is willing to pay for. The government supports it because enough people believe it is in our national interest to do so.

      Would you still agree with your own statement after substituting "police officer" for "JPL Scientist"?

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    7. Re:Privacy isn't for those at the federal trough by scifiber_phil · · Score: 1

      Gosh, and here I thought the 5th and 4th amendments were for everyone. Guess I am mistaken.

    8. Re:Privacy isn't for those at the federal trough by MSTCrow5429 · · Score: 1

      Why should we protect those engaged in unconstitutional activites with the Constitution? You don't think the 4th and 5th amendments can be taken in isolation, do you? If you care about the 4th and 5th amendments, you'd care about the entire document, not just a small section of the afterword.

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    9. Re:Privacy isn't for those at the federal trough by MSTCrow5429 · · Score: 1
      "They are providing a service that the government is willing to pay for."

      Exactly, the government is, by coercive proxy. I'm not. The government can't pay for anything. Only the taxpayers can.

      "The government supports it because enough people believe it is in our national interest to do so."

      There's this little concept in political science called rent-seeking. Just enough people think it's in their interest to do so, but that's not at all the same thing, not that it would matter in a constitutional republic, as saying that a majority of people believe if it's in the elusive and slippery "national interest." "National interest" almost always means "something I want that I've rationalized you should want to, even if you don't know you want it."

      'Would you still agree with your own statement after substituting "police officer" for "JPL Scientist"?'

      Last I knew, police had to go through a number of background checks, among other things. There's no reason why government functionaries, who hold so much power over us, should have the right to block our surveillance of their activities. However, as you may know, the police power is reserved to the several States, not the Federal government, so this is comparing apples and oranges, and is therefore an irrelevant tangent.

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    10. Re:Privacy isn't for those at the federal trough by Fulcrum+of+Evil · · Score: 1

      Yes, because scientists are just welfare queens, unlike corn farmers.

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    11. Re:Privacy isn't for those at the federal trough by MSTCrow5429 · · Score: 1

      Hey, I never said that corn farmers weren't welfare queens, and if I was President God King, I'd go after the corn farmers far before the government scientists.

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    12. Re:Privacy isn't for those at the federal trough by Itninja · · Score: 1

      Law enforcement personnel (aka 'the police')are employed at all levels of the government. City cops, County Sheriff, State Patrol, and Federal Marshals. So it's not apples and oranges, as much as it's apples and a different kind of apples.

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  24. Now we've started, let's go the whole way by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Don't leave a job unfinished - two down but many more to go!

  25. Western democracy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Sometimes I really wonder what has happened to the good old "Western Democracy"?
    Grewing up in the former "Eastern Block", in the shadow of the former Nazi state, Western Democracy sounded like a pretty good deal.
    I just wonder, what the hell has happened to those principles? Wasn't the reason for fighting WWII and the Cold War to preserve the good old "Western Democracy"?
    I must have missed something lately: when was good old Western Democracy declared dead? By whom? Has the public ever been informed? I mean, when did the public discussion and consent took place to retire good old "Western Democracy"?
    What was it replaced with? This NASA stuff sound way too familiar from history, but not under "Western Democracy"...

    1. Re:Western democracy by mbone · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I don't know, it may have been earlier, but I do know that the first security checks (of people not involved in security work) at JPL were during the Reagan administration, and conveniently seemed to weed out those who had been active in the anti-Vietnam movement.

      So, if you want a date, January 20, 1980 would probably do as a first approximation.

  26. In related news... by fahrbot-bot · · Score: 4, Funny

    28 senior NASA scientists and engineers, including Mars Rover team members, all updated the "foes" section of their Facebook profile this afternoon.

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  27. Experiment gone bad! by iknownuttin · · Score: 1
    Besides, a clean slate is no guarantee a rocket scientist isn't going to go psycho after getting dumped and stalk his ex.

    Or, one of his gamma ray experiments goes haywire, and whenever he gets angry, well, you wouldn't like him when he's angry!

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  28. Re:Sounds like standard security clearance stuff.. by rk · · Score: 3, Informative

    I've been to JPL a couple times when I worked on some Mars Odyssey related stuff, and security is kind of tight for the whole facility. One of the software engineers in our lab is a Pakistani citizen and he wasn't even allowed to come to a party we had there once.

    To my knowledge, there's little classified work that goes on there, but I'm sure there's sensitive stuff... it's literally rocket science. These background checks sound a little too intrusive for a bunch of science geeks, though.

  29. NASA by hackus · · Score: 1

    I would like to remind everyone here that NASA is NOT a civilian space agency, it a branch of the Department of Defense and if you read the charter you shouldn't be surprised at all about this.

    Why do people apply for jobs at a organization, and yet have NO CLUE about who they are working for?

    -Hack

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    1. Re:NASA by u-235-sentinel · · Score: 1

      I would like to remind everyone here that NASA is NOT a civilian space agency, it a branch of the Department of Defense and if you read the charter you shouldn't be surprised at all about this.

      Why do people apply for jobs at a organization, and yet have NO CLUE about who they are working for?


      This is why I won't work for the government or military anymore. After over two years working as a civilian contractor, I drove in, sat down at my desk and ready to get working when my supervisor said I was no longer employed as of that moment. Several of us were let go that day. Not because of poor performance as my review from only two months prior was excellent and I was asked not to quit even! We were doing excellent work!

      The problem I had was the military wanted to save a few bucks for some war on the other side of the world, so they were eliminating positions. You would think at least two weeks notice as common courtesy. Oh well... It was a great learning experience but never again.

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    2. Re:NASA by phoebusQ · · Score: 2, Informative

      You mean this part of the charter?

      "The Congress further declares that such activities shall be the responsibility of, and shall be directed by, a civilian agency exercising control over aeronautical and space activities sponsored by the United States, except that activities peculiar to or primarily associated with the development of weapons systems, military operations, or the defense of the United States (including the research and development necessary to make effective provision for the defense of the United States) shall be the responsibility of, and shall be directed by, the Department of Defense; and that determination as to which such agency has responsibility for and direction of any such activity shall be made by the President in conformity with section 2471(e)."

      Because it sure sounds to me like they are separate entities, and that NASA is, by the definition of its charter, a civilian agency. That's not to say I necessarily disagree with the background checks, but your facts are wrong.

    3. Re:NASA by rk · · Score: 1

      I would like to remind everyone here that NASA is NOT a civilian space agency, it a branch of the Department of Defense and if you read the charter you shouldn't be surprised at all about this.

      You write as though you are awfully certain of this, but the fact is it is not, nor ever has been the case. It is a civilian organization, which does not report to the Secretary of Defense, but is accountable to the President and Congress. The military operates its own space program, separate from, but in close cooperation with NASA.

    4. Re:NASA by ChrisA90278 · · Score: 2, Informative

      "..Why do people apply for jobs at a organization, and yet have NO CLUE about who they are working for?.."

      JPL is not NASA. Got that. If you work for JPL you are not a NASA emplyee.

      The following is a quote from the JPL web site.

      JPL is a NASA center staffed and managed for the government by a leading private university, Caltech -- and thus we are known as a federally funded research and development center. I believe that this marriage of the government and university worlds lends us a wonderful intellectual infusion to drive our exploration efforts. Caltech anchors us in the world of excellence and academic curiosity, while NASA gives us the opportunity to reach for the stars.

    5. Re:NASA by ChrisA90278 · · Score: 1

      One more thing. Every week, everyone at JPL is remained of who they work for when they open their paychecks and read their emplyer's name, "Caltech". Yes, they are employees of a PRIVATE UNIVERSITY

    6. Re:NASA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is just plain wrong. NASA is an independent agency (meaning that it doesn't fall within one of the cabinet-level departments; State, Commerce, Defense, etc.) . It's not part of the Defense Department full stop.

      And anyway, these people are employed by Cal Tech.

    7. Re:NASA by TheLink · · Score: 1

      Yeah back then it was results oriented. Nazi rocket scientist? Willing to build us some rockets? OK you're in. Hence you actually got somewhere - like the moon for instance.

      Now NASA is only good at doing reruns/remakes of the 1960s. Back then they already did missions to mars (and other planets), space station, etc.

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    8. Re:NASA by hackus · · Score: 1

      http://findarticles.com/p/articles/mi_pasa/is_199506/ai_900884918

      Is one example.

      The fact of the matter is, NASA and the military never were truly independent organizations. The only reason why the charter was acknowledged is because there had to be a practical political reason/explanation to the taxpayer why we are putting satellites in orbit using military hardware and black budgets.

      It is a facade I assure you.

      EVERY single shuttle mission has been a military mission. You do not read, or hear about the details of THAT PART of the mission, for obvious reasons.

      You only hear about the civilian work that goes on (public scientists).

      I am sorry if you think NASA is a PURELY civilian space agency, it isn't, never was.

      You do not have to do much digging either to see the Charter is simply an acknowledgment of the civilian applications of space HAPPEN TO INTERSECT with the military goals of space applications.

      NASA has two budgets:

      1) The budget approved by congress for operating civilian projects.

      2) Black Budget: Classified. In fact it is SO classified, nobody knows how much or where the money is for half these "payloads" the shuttle puts into the orbit when they do not have something civilian to take up there.

      You do not honestly believe every mission filled the cargo bay in the space shuttle with civilian payloads do you?

      -Hack

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    9. Re:NASA by will_die · · Score: 1

      You had a bad contract and company, was it some 8(a)?
      I have had two contracts that ended like that but the contracts had a 30 day pay/warning, in addition to the 2 weeks final warning from the company ; however the HR offices worked with me to get me a new job.
      To those wondering if this is common, excluding the no warning or leave pay, it is for government contracts. During the mid and late 90s the executive branch decide that they were going to contract out almost everything, for the military that basically ment if you were not pulling a trigger it would probably be contracted out. The purpose of this was to allow the government to easily change out people as needed, need new skills remove the old person get someone with the correct skills or in this case need people in one location fire them from other locations.

    10. Re:NASA by u-235-sentinel · · Score: 1

      You had a bad contract and company, was it some 8(a)?
      I have had two contracts that ended like that but the contracts had a 30 day pay/warning, in addition to the 2 weeks final warning from the company ; however the HR offices worked with me to get me a new job.


      To be honest I don't recall but I did notice the company went out of business some years ago so I chalk it up to a bad company taking bad contracts.

      Fortunately I have skills in a variety of fields and was able to get working in a couple weeks.

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  30. How long before by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    all that data gets stolen? I bet max 2 years.

  31. Well by no-body · · Score: 1

    it's essentailly 1984 ** 10

    If this kind of crap is going on, the country will snap!

    About 50 years ago, it was Russia in top repression, searching people's luggage entering their borders, secrete police on the next corne; now US is severely going there and Russia is coming up again - not even talking about muslim countries, Far East or South America.

    Maybe it's global warming heating some heads too much so they start to malfunction.

    Freedom? Yukk, my ass!

    1. Re:Well by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      it's essentailly 1984 ** 10 19840?
    2. Re:Well by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      If this kind of crap is going on, the country will snap!

      Oh get over yourself.

      No one will snap. The populace is fat and content and nothing indicates this is likely to shift anytime soon. Their masters have an iron grip on entertainment and "information". Every so often, some misguided bleeding-hearts are allowed to kick up a fuss for the 9 o'clock news about some irrelevant niche issue that no one really cares enough about to remember past the next commercial.

      The revolution will not be televised because there won't be one.

  32. American Scientist Show by iknownuttin · · Score: 5, Funny
    Well, if we had a show, let's say called, American Scientist, that worked like American Idol, then, they'd care!

    p/Just imagine that Simon guy saying, You call THAT data! Get out of here!"

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    1. Re:American Scientist Show by easyTree · · Score: 1

      Humourous and (sadly) accurate. Nice combo :D

    2. Re:American Scientist Show by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That sounds like my adviser on a bad day :(

  33. Avoiding a repeat... by lpangelrob · · Score: 1

    They're probably trying to avoid a repeat of the whole "astronaut with diapers travels 1,000 miles to beat up other astronaut's lover" fiasco, which itself was misreported to the hills. This would not be the best way to go about it — sanity is one of those things that you can probably assume (to the point that they can still function in their job) for 99.5% of the general population.

    1. Re:Avoiding a repeat... by Fulcrum+of+Evil · · Score: 1

      Who caares if some random scientist from JPL goes bonkers and stalks K-fed? Besides, it's not like a background check would turn this up.

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    2. Re:Avoiding a repeat... by dour+power · · Score: 1

      Actually, no connection here. HSPD-12 was created in August 2004. The Astrodiapers incident took place in February 2007.

  34. Too many daipers in the closet by EmbeddedJanitor · · Score: 1
    NASA are always worried about their image. They need to be to keep their funding. While the astronauts are far more visible than the people at JPL, JPLers doing the psycho diaper thing could still embarrass them.

    Sure there are no guarantees, but some heavy-duty background checking does cut down on wierdos.

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    Engineering is the art of compromise.
    1. Re:Too many daipers in the closet by Loether · · Score: 3, Insightful

      heavy-duty background checking does cut down on wierdos. It also cuts down on highly qualified scientists. Oh.... never mind. good point.
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  35. Or maybe this is emergency C.Y.A. by NASA by sh33333p · · Score: 1

    My bet is that the govt. already started these investigations, without permission, and is now trying to preempt any potential fallout by coercing NASA employees into signing consent forms. It certainly would be in line with other recent illegal spying activity. Oh crap, I think I just added myself to the no fly list...

  36. So what? by bkr1_2k · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Welcome to the world of security clearances. NASA routinely works on things that have a sensitive nature, if for no other reason than "technology export concerns". Why is this even news?

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    1. Re:So what? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Let me paraphrase your first sentence...."Welcome to the world of invasive, uneccessary red tape that allows some lowbrow desk bureaucrat to advance his own career by riding on the coat-tails of the anti-terrorist bandwagon".

    2. Re:So what? by Auraiken · · Score: 1

      I think that all those NASA scientists and engineers going to work in some other country and on some other project might be more of a threat to that security than keeping them happy until they retire.

      "if for no other reason than "technology export concerns"". Why export the people who make your technology?

      NASA was basically started by people who were IMPORTED to work. Things were too tough for the scientists in their respective countries and America used to be the land of the free. Now it's the "land of the free(tm)(c)(etc)"

      This is huge news.

    3. Re:So what? by alfedenzo · · Score: 1

      Why is this even news?

      This is news because these scientists explicitly asked not to work on sensitive material in order to avoid a background check. All of a sudden, the rules have changed, and the security checks are necessary, regardless of what they're actually working on.

    4. Re:So what? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I can only tell you this: what you are saying is complete HOGWASH.

      This fiasco is _NOT_ about security clearances or security risks. How do I know? I worked at NASA Houston on robotics simulations and real-time avionics for the Orion project up until November 1st. One of the main reasons I quit was this incredibly invasive background check nonsense.

      For some perspective: I was in the military for 8 years and worked on some very sensitive classified projects. Yes, I completely agreed then with their authority to crawl up my backside with a microscope--the stuff I worked on could have seriously damaged "National Security" in the truest sense, had it been leaked or mis-controlled. I'm dancing on the edge of my old security agreement by even mentioning this.

      The bulk of the work at NASA is NOT classified in any sense. It is not even "Sensitive" in many cases. Aside from technology-export controls or trade-secret stuff from the contractors, it's just not that important. And technology-export certainly doesn't justify my signing documents giving them the authority to talk to my physician about personal, private, medical issues. It certainly doesn't give them the right to try and pry into my sexual behavior (or sad lack thereof, this IS Slashdot after all).

      I am one of the ones who cried "BULLSHIT!" and finally walked out, refusing to sign the paperwork. Most of the people I worked with grumbled and bitched about it, but were too complacent or fearful or whatever to stand up to the policy. Only the best minds, the most disciplined and principled ones seem to stand up to this fascist-style encroachment on the dignity of basic human rights. They are the ones who will leave and NASA, our country, and Science itself will be lessened for the loss of their talent.

      Am I one of NASA's best? No, I'm not that arrogant; they have some frickin' GENIUSES there. But I am very good--I was recruited into a civilian consultancy that had been wooing me for a couple of months. I make more money, am much happier (NASA is *such* a pile of bureaucratic B.S.), and am looking forward to the day that Burt Rutan gets civilians into orbit. I'm saying all of this to point out that if *I* have enough sense to walk away from that idiocy, the really sharp ones that NASA needs most won't be far behind.

      Why am I ranting? This is news because it is a HUGE F**KING DEAL. The invasion of privacy is not warranted. As someone who's seen both sides, worked in both worlds, my experience and reasoning show me that it simply isn't justifiable. It's Dubyah' and his cronies trying to grab control.

      For the record, I don't think it stems from a "secret Illuminati plot" on their part for world domination. My suspicion is that they simply believe they are smarter/better than the rest of the citizenry, and are "doing what's best to keep the country SAFE."

      Guess what Dubyah? (Yes, I'm ranting here, this whole thing hits a nerve...several of them...) YOU CAN'T KEEP US SAFE! THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS "SAFE" IN THIS WORLD! IT'S A MYTH, AN ILLUSION! I don't WANT you to keep us "SAFE"! I want you to keep us FREE. Its the same thing I wanted by agreeing to sign away my life as a soldier----the guarantee of FREEDOM for myself, my family, my country. Protect my FREEDOM Mr. President, and I you will find yourself much less despised, much less derided and belittled. And maybe history won't spit on your name as a tyrant, or worse, a fool.

  37. Blackmail by noldrin · · Score: 2, Informative
    The reason they want to know if you are gay is they want to determine if you are hiding anything that someone could use as blackmail against you. If you say in the interview that you are not gay, and they find evidence saying you are gay, then they will fear that someone could blackmail secrets out of you. On the other hand you say that you are gay and they find evidence that you are gay, then that isn't a national security threat as no one can blackmail you.

    The problem is that the Bush-Ashcroft era had a tradition of firing homosexuals, this in turned encouraged people to hide their homosexuality, which creates potential blackmail material. Thus this practice of the government persecuting gays in government jobs and the military is a giant potential threat to national security.

  38. JPL!=government & 9th circuit already blocked by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Informative

    (insert standard diatribe about clueless slashdot editors and even-more-clueless slashdot readers/commentors)

    1. JPL is not the government
    2. the scientists this would have applied to are the subset of JPL employees who do not work with classified material
    3. many of this subset of JPL employees specifically elected years ago not to work with classified material because they didn't want to go through the clearance processes
    4. all the way back in October the US Court of Appeals for the 9th Circuit blocked (URL:http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2007/10/06/AR2007100601372.html/) this directive thereby obsolescing the portion of submitter's summary claim that these scientists were in danger of being fired at any moment for not having signed the permission slips by the due date.

  39. New employer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I am sure the 'Russian Federal Space Agency' or the 'European Space Agency' would be interested.

  40. They need a Union by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    They need a union

  41. It seems to me.... by Burnhard · · Score: 1

    It seems to me that both defence related and/or national security related projects would require this kind of action. However what a lot of posters are missing are the opportunities for industrial espionage possible when working for NASA, particularly in the highly lucrative aerospace sector. One might argue that economic interests are also the national interest and hence subject to national security considerations. However, not knowing much about NASA in general, I wouldn't know where you should draw the line.

    1. Re:It seems to me.... by Zygote-IC- · · Score: 1

      However, not knowing much about NASA in general, I wouldn't know where you should draw the line. Dude, are you new here? You don't need to know anything to spout off! Mix in some quote about the tree of liberty, a mishmash Benjamin Franklin quote, an Orwell reference and then finish with soapbox, ballotbox, ????, profit!

      Bingo! Instant Karma baby!

      Bonus points if you can mix in a "IN SOVIET RUSSIA" somewhere.
  42. Another "Goodling Purge" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    This is just another excuse conservatives cooked up to start firing scientists. They start there, move on to the guys researching Global Warming, etc etc.

    Conservatives HATE science. So OBVIOUSLY they are going to target organizations like NASA, the CDC, etc. The only scientists conservatives have room for is Christian Scientists.

  43. astronauts first by swschrad · · Score: 1

    we already have a documented case of one of THEM around the bend and threatening somebody else. no cases known among JPL, where the equipment works better than bid.

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    if this is supposed to be a new economy, how come they still want my old fashioned money?
  44. Scientists should be smart enough to influence.. by msimm · · Score: 1

    politics. I think that's why people don't 'support' scientists. Blue-collar workers are often less affluent and not as highly educated. Unfortunately, that makes a scientists best hope for support, well...other scientists. Which is a shame because a lot of the trouble science is having effects us much more broadly and supporting science is really a way to support ourselves.

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    Quack, quack.
  45. Good for the ESA! by 4D6963 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    and are now subject to being fired despite a decade or more of exemplary service.

    Awesome idea! Do away with your best hires because of some silly policy, and wait for foreign space agencies to hire them for their uncommon expertise, experience and insight! If there's something that we've learn during the past years, it's that loyalty and malleability are far more important than competence anyways!

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  46. Obvious oversight by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The rather important point that you missed is that the administrators who came up with this lame policy depend on the scientists et al to administer over. If there's no scientists, engineers, and technicians, you don't need administraters to oversee them.

    The real problem, it would seem, is that the overwhelming majority already signed the forms without giving it any real thought, leaving the few sensible individuals who were even remotely proactive about watching out for their privacy rights to fight alone.

  47. I signed it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting
    I was forced to fill out this annoying form in order to work on WAAS, a civilian, unclassified DGPS system for air traffic control. It is a rather thorough background check that goes back 7 - 10 years. I listed all my addresses and someone who can verify each address. I listed all my jobs and someone that can verify each job. Listed all my schools. Listed some character references. Military history. Selective service. Listed every foreign trip I'd taken for the last 7 years. Police record. Listed family members. Drugs history. Bankruptcy record. Disavowed ties to foreign governments. Affirmed I was not a terrorist. It took me about two weeks to track down all the information, because I'd done a lot of foreign travel. Then I signed a release that allows the government to have

    any investigator, special agent, or other duly accredited representative t ... to obtain any information relating to my activities from individuals, schools, residential management agents, employers, criminal justice agents, credit bureaus, consumer reporting agencies, collection agencies, retail business establishments, or other sources ... I further authorize any investigator, special agent, or other duly accredited representative of the US Office of Personnel Management, the FBI, the DOD, the Defense Investigative Service and any other authorized Federal agency to request criminal record information about me from criminal justice agencies...
    But in fairness to the USA, I didn't have to specifically sign a release for my medical and mental health information. They said that if the needed info of that sort, they'd send me a specific medical release to sign. I didn't want fill it out. I thought it was intrusive and insulting. But, at the time (~2002), jobs were not so easy to come by, so I swallowed my pride. I know that they called my landlord and some other people. I presume I must have passed muster, because I was not fired. FWIW, putting false info on the form is a felony. Up to 5 years. Up to $10000.
    1. Re:I signed it by spike_gran · · Score: 1

      I dunno. You sound like a terrorist to me.

  48. Voluntarily by jmv · · Score: 1

    "Your honour, I didn't commit an armed robbery, the clerk just voluntarily gave me the money after I pointed the gun at him"

    Seriously, if this thing is voluntary, I'd really like to know what isn't.

  49. There is no "right to privacy" by DynaSoar · · Score: 1

    What there is is a right of protection of privacy against UNSANCTIONED invasion by government, corporations, individuals, etc.

    The issue then is whether the depth of investigation is sanctioned. The government being the body that determines "sanctioned", they can change it.

    The JPL people have the right to walk out. Since those at JPL such as the Mars Rover team are academics employed by universities first, and working *AT* a NASA facility, they would lose nothing by doing so, but NASA would lose operation of several programs. NASA doesn't have the trained employess or contractors (or funding for the latter) to take over those operations. Since they're primarily science programs, it makes no sense to alienate the scientists running them.

    It does not violate any "rights". It IS a very stupid move. It only makes sense if NASA is planning to take sensitive DoD project operations into JPL. If they do that, not assuring security would lead to fubars such as what's gone on at Los Alamos.

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  50. It is dangerous to expect civilian govt agencies by Burz · · Score: 2, Insightful

    ...to behave like the military. What you seem to be saying is that you're making money off of both areas, so it doesn't matter to you if the government becomes fascist.

  51. Politicization of the government by guspasho · · Score: 1

    This reminds me of some political purges of other supposedly-apolitical professional bureaucracies like the DOJ. I hope nobody at JPL is a Democrat.

  52. Quotes from the formin question SF85 by drDugan · · Score: 3, Informative

    Decide for yourself what this is all about. The intent of the process becomes clearer when you read the form in question.

    http://www.opm.gov/forms/pdf_fill/SF85.pdf

    INSTRUCTIONS
    --------

    Purpose of this Form
    The U.S. Government conducts background investigations to establish
    that applicants or incumbents either employed by the Government or
    working for the Government under contract, are suitable for the job.
    Information from this form is used primarily as the basis for this
    investigation. Complete this form only after a conditional offer of
    employment has been made.
    Giving us the information we ask for is voluntary. However, we may
    not be able to complete your investigation, or complete it in a timely
    manner, if you dont give us each item of information we request. This
    may affect your placement or employment prospects.

    Authority to Request this Information
    The U.S. Government is authorized to ask for this information under
    Executive Order 10577, sections 3301 and 3302 of title 5, U.S. Code;
    and parts 5, 731, and 736 of Title 5, Code of Federal Regulations.
    Your Social Security Number is needed to keep records accurate,
    because other people may have the same name and birth date. Executive
    Order 9397 also asks Federal agencies to use this number to help
    identify individuals in agency records.

    The Investigative Process
    Background investigations are conducted using your responses on this
    form and on your Declaration for Federal Employment (OF 306) to
    develop information to show whether you are reliable, trustworthy, and
    of good conduct and character. Your current employer must be
    contacted as part of the investigation, even if you have previously
    indicated on applications or other forms that you do not want this.

    Instructions for Completing this Form
    1. Follow the instructions given to you by the person who gave you the
    form and any other clarifying instructions furnished by that person to
    assist you in completion of the form. Find out how many copies of the
    form you are to turn in. You must sign and date, in black ink, the
    original and each copy you submit.

    2. Type or legibly print your answers in black ink (if your form is not
    legible, it will not be accepted). You may also be asked to submit your
    form in an approved electronic format.
    3. All questions on this form must be answered. If no response is
    necessary or applicable, indicate this on the form (for example, enter
    "None" or "N/A"). If you find that you cannot report an exact date,
    approximate or estimate the date to the best of your ability and indicate
    this by marking "APPROX." or "EST."
    4. Any changes that you make to this form after you sign it must be
    initialed and dated by you. Under certain limited circumstances,
    agencies may modify the form consistent with your intent.
    5. You must use the State codes (abbreviations) listed on the back of
    this page when you fill out this form. Do not abbreviate the names of
    cities or foreign countries.
    6. The 5-digit postal ZIP codes are needed to speed the processing of
    your investigation. The office that provided the form will assist you in
    completing the ZIP codes.
    7. All telephone numbers must include area codes.
    8. All dates provided on this form must be in Month/Day/Year or
    Month/Year format. Use numbers (1-12) to indicate months. For
    example, June 10, 1978, should be shown as 6/10/78.
    9. Whenever "City (Country)" is shown in an address block, also
    provide in that block the name of the country when the address is
    outside the United States.
    10. If you need additional space to list your residences or
    employments/self-employments/unemployment or education, you
    should use a continuation sheet, SF 86A. If additional space is needed
    to answer other items, use a blank piece of paper. Each blank piece of
    paper you use must contain your name and Social Secu

    1. Re:Quotes from the formin question SF85 by mrfrostee · · Score: 1

      I filled out the survey. It was all very routine: where have you lived, who were your previous employers, etc, until the end.

      In order to submit the survey (and keep your job), you have to agree to the "release": "I Authorize any investigator ... to obtain any information relating to my activities ... regardless of any previous agreement to the contrary".

      This is new, and completely uncalled for. The purpose of HSPD12 is supposedly to improve the badging process to prevent identity theft. Someone decided it would be a good idea to attached an unlimited fishing expedition.

  53. Glad to see them investigated by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Let's see, NASA launches rockets which are themselves capable of being turned into flying bombs. Some of those rockets carry spy satellites, and even the ones that carry civilian payloads often are powered by reactors containing plutonium...

    I for one don't want drug addicts and political fanatics controlling those devices.

    And besides, scientists are a bunch of whiny self-important prigs anyway. A cavity search or two would do them some good.

    Remember - suspicion breeds confidence!

  54. Re:Sounds like standard security clearance stuff.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    They ask sexual orientation and credit history to be sure that no bad guys can blackmail you into giving them information.

    Huh?

    Neither of these make much sense. You're not going to get blackmailed for having bad credit, and people aren't blackmailable for things they don't keep secret. So the question about sexual orientation is never going to give an answer you can use to determine if someone's open to blackmail. If someone's openly gay, they'll say "gay". If they're secretly gay, and thus open to blackmail, they'll answer "straight". 90% of the population will also answer "straight".

    Sounds like the justifications are there to support inexcusable practices, not because they have any validity.

  55. NASA = No Actual Space Achievments by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    the highest things in NASA are the salaries, followed by corruption and then comes the pioneer space probes

  56. Standard Crazy by Erris · · Score: 3, Insightful

    It's obviously new and forced. They want current employees to sign. That's changing the game on a captive work group and is second cousin to contract violations.

    Then again, this is an abusive administration that lost it's mind long ago. Is ripping down posters from the gift shop at gunpoint crazy enough for you? How about tyring to deny the big bang and global warming? Yes, that's crazy political censorship of scientists. The investigative powers demanded here go hand in hand with that. When scientists say things that go against the immediate financial interests of the administration or it's corporate allies, public smear will be part of the punishment. There is no place for this kind of screening outside of classified work and even there a credit history and interview of a few friends is about as good as you can do.

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    1. Re:Standard Crazy by cstec · · Score: 1, Insightful

      How about tyring to deny the big bang and global warming? Yes, that's crazy political censorship of scientists.
      That's true. There's been intense censorship of anyone who doesn't kowtow to the global warming agenda.
    2. Re:Standard Crazy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And do you have anything of substance to contribute other than attacking the speaker and ignoring the subject?

    3. Re:Standard Crazy by cuantar · · Score: 1

      If you're so smart, prove the parent wrong.

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    4. Re:Standard Crazy by heinousjay · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      Show me the attack, please. I asked a simple question. Any negative intentions you read in my post are put there by you.

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    5. Re:Standard Crazy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Censorship my ASS! I guess you think HOLOCAUST denial should be protected too.

      You don't care the ENVIRONMENT is being DESTROYED. Just want your QUARTERLY PROFITS. Try to EAT YOUR MONEY when the DROUGHTS KILL all the CROPS. Then come the FLOODS, goodbye NYC, LA, Washington. Then the THERMAL RUNAWAY - first everyone DIES of heat stroke, then ALL THE WATER BOILDS, and the OXYGEN gets CONSUMED and we REVERSE TERRORFORM into VENUS, so new life can't even evolve, because all the OXYGEN is GONE, GONE, GONE and there is just SULPHUR DIOXIDE!!!!

    6. Re:Standard Crazy by Cpt_Kirks · · Score: 1

      Hey now. Inside voices, please.

    7. Re:Standard Crazy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The simple question is the attack. It's what's inferred in how you ask the question.

    8. Re:Standard Crazy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Are you really that stupid, or are you just pretending?

      Flamebait? No! I was just asking a question!

    9. Re:Standard Crazy by heinousjay · · Score: 1

      Ah, so I'm responsible for what other people infer from my words, whether I put it there or not. I can see where that's trouble here in the land of huge paranoid egos.

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    10. Re:Standard Crazy by jwo7777777 · · Score: 1
      Your attack is in calling the parent post a "rant". It is a well known, inflammatory term.
      QFT:

      Do you have a file of these rants premade,...?


      You further degrade your "moral position" by denying any responsibility you have for your own words.
      (Not all cultures agree that the burden of understanding lies solely with the listener.)
      QFT:

      ...Any negative intentions you read in my post are put there by you.


      (And, yes, I understand the subtle implications of posting this here rather than sending you a private email or message. I will state that my intentions are not to take sides, but to merely educate all who read this posting as to possible results of word choices. However, I will also concede that it is possible to interpret this posting as an attack on you personally, your point of view, etc.....)

      I leave each of you with words of wisdom:

      DO NOT POKE THE BEAR!
    11. Re:Standard Crazy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I leave each of you with words of wisdom:

      DO NOT POKE THE BEAR! Erris is less of a bear and more of a rabid hedgehog. Frightening enough, but in it's own, special way.
  57. Not that uncommon by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Where I work, they wanted extensive background checks this year for everyone who has a company car or gets a car allowance, "for safety purposes." Home addresses for the last 5 years, authorization to get police and insurance reports...
    Practically everyone either balked or just ignored the request. Nothing happened.

  58. the snowcrash prophecy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What next- daily anal probes to ensure loyalty for all federal jobs?

    Niel Stephenson was sadly quite an accurate visionary...

  59. Re:Sounds like standard security clearance stuff.. by mollymoo · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Having poor credit doesn't mean you're more likely to be susceptible to blackmail, but it does make you more likely to be susceptible to bribery. The logical way to make your employees less open to bribery is to ensure they have plenty of money, by paying them a lot.

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  60. Re:Scientists should be smart enough to influence. by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

    politics. I think that's why people don't 'support' scientists. Blue-collar workers are often less affluent and not as highly educated. Unfortunately, that makes a scientists best hope for support, well...other scientists. Which is a shame because a lot of the trouble science is having effects us much more broadly and supporting science is really a way to support ourselves.

    It's not just politics. Americans in general are extremely anti-intellectual and anti-science. Those blue-collar workers you refer to don't just not understand why supporting science is important, they actively dislike scientists and other highly-educated people.

  61. Get another job and make more too by rice_burners_suck · · Score: 1

    Well I don't see any problem here. They should have no trouble at all finding a job in any high tech industry they wish to work in. Not only that, but I think they'd probably earn MUCH MORE working for private industry than for the government. Are you kidding me? Do you have any idea how many industries, like aviation, industrial automation, etc., would dish out millions to get their hands on some more qualified engineers and scientists? I still think they should play the lawsuit lottery and try and make a few million more in damages to be paid by the government. It's not right that the government does this kind of stuff. First it's NASA JPL scientists. Then it's people working for any part of the government. And then it's people working in any business that services the government (which is just about every business there is) and then it's everyone. Next thing you know, the law will read like the EULA of the Borg from Regmond:

    Borg Collective of Regmond

    Walls Vista Medium Sized Business (50 to 100 employees) Ultimate Edition End-User License Agreement (EULA)

    IMPORTANT. READ CAREFULLY: BY US HAVING WRITTEN THIS AGREEMENT, YOU HAVE AGREED TO BE BOUND BY ITS TERMS.

    This End-User License Agreement ("EULA") is a legal agreement between you and The Borg Collective of Regmond. We may amend, modify, rewrite, or otherwise change this EULA at any time and for any reason without any notice or consent from any party, including but not limited to you, or any other party, and you hereby agree to agree with any and all such changes, if any such changes are made.

    1. GRANT OF LICENSE. The Borg Collective of Regmond grants you the privilege and honor of complying with all terms and conditions of this EULA:

    1.1 Payment for no consideration. You agree that you owe us everything you own, have in your possession, had in your possession at any time in the past, whether or not still in your possession, or will have in your possession at any time in the future, whether or not in your possession at this time. Said possessions may include, but are not limited to, your money, your furniture, your automobile or automobiles, your house or houses, your soul, and any other possession, whether real, imagined, or believed to be real. You agree to pay us in full. You further agree that you shall receive no consideration whatsoever for said payment. However, you agree that giving us everything for no consideration provides you significant joy, and that if this EULA is ever called into question in a court of law, you agree that said joy shall be considered your consideration for said obligation and payment. You further agree that you shall have no remedy for any breach of this EULA by The Borg Collective of Regmond, and that if such a remedy is provided by law, you wish to waive your right to any such remedy, and that such waiver of such right shall constitute additional consideration for the aforementioned debt and payment.

    1.2 Deferral of payment. The Borg Collective of Regmond grants that you shall not have to make the entire payment in full at this time. However, you agree that said payment shall be made, in whole or in part, at our sole discretion, whenever we choose, and that we may search your property or properties and seize any belongings we wish to seize at any time and without any notice.

    2. RIGHTS AND LIMITATIONS.

    2.1 You agree that you have no rights under this agreement.

    2.2 You agree that The Borg Collective of Regmond has all the rights under this agreement.

    3. CONSENT TO COLLECTION OF INFORMATION. You agree that The Borg Collective of Regmond may, at its sole discretion, gather information about you in any manner it pleases, including, but not limited to, monitoring you, tapping your phone and network lines, opening your mail, reading your email, initiating clandestine surveillance of your personal activities, photographing you and your activities from behind bushes, or in any other manner, now known or later developed. You further agree tha

  62. Yeah, got to protect against Bond Villians! by leftie · · Score: 1

    We have to be protected against the threat of Hugo Drax.

  63. Re:Sounds like standard security clearance stuff.. by nilbud · · Score: 1, Insightful

    You actually allowed a colleague to be treated in that way, shameful.

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    never let a man put his dirty how-do-you-do into your bajingo
  64. sexual orientation? by Tablizer · · Score: 2, Funny

    includes snooping into sexual orientation

    What, did some scientists get suspiciously over-enthusiastic about the Uranus Penetrator Probe project? ;-)

  65. I think I see a plan. by ChrisA90278 · · Score: 1

    Question for a laywer in the crowd? How valid is a contract if you are forced to sign it under threat of being fired? I think this is the angle they are working on. They are trying to collect data to show that the contract was force on them, then even if they do sign the contract in invalid. That is the route I'd take. Make them go almost all the way through the motions of firing for cause, then final sign the paper then later try to get all 22,000 contract invalidated.

    1. Re:I think I see a plan. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The problem is this isn't a contract. It's an authorization for them to have access to records regarding your history.

  66. LPL is not NASA. by ChrisA90278 · · Score: 1

    It seems that no one here knows this, so I will point it out. If you work at JPL and you read your paycheck it does not come from NASA. It comes from Caltech. Caltech is a private university. They own JPL and contract JPL's services to NASA. JPL employees are not NASA employees even if they do mostly work on NASA projects under contract.

    So there is good reason why a presedential order may not apply to someone who works for a private university

    1. Re:LPL is not NASA. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      So there is good reason why a presedential order may not apply to someone who works for a private university
      They may work for Caltech, but NASA still owns the JPL facilities and controls access to them (Caltech "operates" JPL). The government cannot require Caltech to stop paying a JPL employee, but they can pull their badge. If Caltech chooses to employ them on non-NASA work, that's their perogative.

      The same applies for NASA contractors at other centers.

    2. Re:LPL is not NASA. by Leebert · · Score: 2, Interesting

      JPL employees are not NASA employees even if they do mostly work on NASA projects under contract.


      Doesn't matter. My paycheck comes from CSC, but I still hold a NASA contractor badge, which is the only way I have access to the NASA facility. Same with Caltech employees.

      JPLers, BTW, have something of a reputation with other NASA centers as always having to be different. Personally, I wish them luck in this case. FWIW, I signed the forms. You pick and choose your battles, and when I found out we didn't have to sign a medical release, it wasn't worth arguing for me.
    3. Re:LPL is not NASA. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The requirement applies to all Federal Employees and Contractors. In this case, the fact that they are CalTech employees doesn't matter. HSPD-12 impacts them due to them being contractors for a Federal Agency.

  67. INSIDER INFO by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I hope all of my fellow slashdotters will forgive me for tagging along on a post that has no relevance to what I am going to say, but I have inside information, and I hope to get this post up in the list. A friend of mine works for the justice dept in LA county.

    I almost never post AC, but I am posting AC this time because I don't know how much of this is public record.

    One of the guys who works at JPL is currently 'confined' for child rape. His third offense, I believe. ( One was a ten year old boy. One was a 12-year old at knifepoint. ) But there is a progam called conrep ( CONditional RElease Program ) in which a person is allowed to live and work outside of prison, with his home and car and whatever subject to random unanounced searches whenever the parole office wants to.

    Anyway, he is out, and working at JPL, and currently contesting his supervised status in court. I suspect that this may be what triggered it.

  68. Rosenberg by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    jewish....

    the cambridge spy ring.... homosexuals

    you need to put less faith in that "flyer, around 1991" you saw....

    leave it to /., to mark your silly post informative...

  69. I worked at JPL by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Troll

    What do you think happens when a few hundred men work on a project for that many year ? Many fall in love with each other. Especially since many of us were shy guys that had never dated girls and repressed our homosexuality, and for once we bonded closely with another person. Additionally, some reason it seems that rockets attract gay men. This inquiry at JPL is being done not because of top secret work, but because just after I left two guys were caught jerking each other off in a clean satellite room and got cum on some 100 million dollar satellite.

  70. Public Record. Re:INSIDER INFO by Erris · · Score: 0

    One of the guys who works at JPL is currently 'confined' for child rape. His third offense, I believe.

    The first two of these violent convictions should be easy to point to and would have resulted in dismissal. No one needs your permission to look up a criminal record because many of your rights end on conviction.

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  71. not only JPL by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Other NASA centers are being forced to do this as well, and the employees are getting pissed off. See this blog for JSC employees that are fuming: http://hspd12jsc.blogspot.com

  72. Walk away ... burn 'em by kramulous · · Score: 2, Insightful

    ... refused to sign by the deadline and are now subject to being fired despite a decade or more of exemplary service.
    Walk away. If you don't want to sign, don't. These large companies/organisations only win because people whinge and bitch, and then rollover like good little puppy dogs. Don't let them win. If you've become an important part of the company/organisation, they won't let you go. Either that, or find an employer that doesn't do this. Send a message loud and clear.
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  73. Not Just JPL by royearl · · Score: 2, Informative

    I worked for the BLM, Department of Interior and anyone with administrative access to workstations or servers had to go through the same SF-85 FBI check. I'm sure that this idiocy is going on everywhere in the Federal system. An interesting side-effect is that the FBI/OPM is is so far behind that many prospective employees take other job offers before their investigation is complete. Many positions are going unfilled and this adds to the government's sluggishness. The ID card program is a spectacular failure and only confirms the incompetence at the top.

  74. Re:Sounds like standard security clearance stuff.. by bob.appleyard · · Score: 1

    The man's right. It is the most logical thing to do. It's got some tradition. I can vaguely remember this being one of the main reasons why the pay of judges was increased sharply in Britain in the early 19th Century or something. Oh I'm useless when I'm stoned.

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  75. wow this makes me suddenly scared of slashdot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I can't believe what I am reading...and most of it is labeled Score 5: Insightful!! Not the case.
    First of all, the "nation of sheep" comment is never more ironic than when applied to an this article + crazy knee-jerk bloggers.

    a) Please tell me who thinks that NASA and JET PROPULSION LAB security checks are a bad idea?! Are you guys even thinking straight? Sure, lets not have background checks for a job involving flying huge TANKS OF FUEL in the air above all the countries on Planet Earth. Good idea, surely America is just a small country, not the richest target in every a$$hole's mind. Only the geniuses behind 9/11 could figure out the whole GIGANTIC FLYING GASOLINE MISSILE plan, not just some lowly l33t5p33k peeps.

    b) I'm sorry, this job is not a monopoly. Meaning, the people aren't exactly being held hostage. If they don't want to have a security investigation, they can leave. If they don't pass, they will be fired. Why is this so evil to computer nerds?? My job requires an SCI clearance. But if it didn't, and I was working on project x...and project x became a classified project (which happens) then they will have to switch to another project. If there are no unclass projects, then SORRY. that's the Free Market Economy that you idiots alternately defend and attack from the comfort of your Gamer Chairs.

    c) sorry i just threw up in my mouth a little.

    1. Re:wow this makes me suddenly scared of slashdot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      a) Please tell me who thinks that NASA and JET PROPULSION LAB security checks are a bad idea?! Are you guys even thinking straight? Sure, lets not have background checks for a job involving flying huge TANKS OF FUEL in the air above all the countries on Planet Earth. Jet Propulsion Lab hasn't done rockets in years. Decades even. The only propulsion going on there is probably ion propulsion, with small tanks of things like argon. NASA doesn't even do its own rockets anymore-- that's pretty much all done by Lockheed and Boeing, and a few upstarts like Scaled Composites and Space-X. Even the shuttle launches are operated by a partnership of Lockheed and Boeing called United Space Alliance.

      b) I'm sorry, this job is not a monopoly. Meaning, the people aren't exactly being held hostage. If they don't want to have a security investigation, they can leave. It's not even for a clearance-- all the plaintiffs (and almost everyone else there) have been decided by NASA to be in "non-sensitive positions". But it still requires a release, valid for 2 years, for an open ended background check, where the only available criteria provided by the government are pretty intrusive.

  76. NAZA by synonymous · · Score: 2, Informative

    Bet they don't talk about those with Nazi backgrounds or family history. NASA was founded with Nazi scientist personnel captured during the war. They had Nazi crossed out on their papers following their transfers. Going from gunning you down to running your town.

  77. and these other places.... by zogger · · Score: 1

    ...are going to have less overt/covert background checks for people they hire to work on the highest tech rocketry and satellite stuff?

    I'm not defending these obtrusive new background checks, but having a hard time believing other large nations wouldn't have quite similar policies.

    Near as I can tell, nearly all high tech R&D is "dual use", or has the potential. And espionage is just as much for economic gain as it is to maintain military advantage, the two are completely interlocked now. War is business and business is war, hot, cold, or otherwise.

    1. Re:and these other places.... by Iron+Condor · · Score: 1

      I'm not defending these obtrusive new background checks, but having a hard time believing other large nations wouldn't have quite similar policies.

      Fortunately for the rest of the world, it does not matter what Americans "have a hard time believing". It is widely understood that all oppressed people always imagine that everybody else is as oppressed as they are.

      It is an absolute certainty that ESA research cannot possibly get mired in "national defense" as much as NASA can get because Europe is not a caountry. It is a continent. Every single ESA project is automatically by definition an international project.

      And your claim that research into the composition of martian dust or studies of cloud formation in the troposphere or research into galactic nuclei is "dual use" is absurdly uninformed at best. What part of "None of them even work on anything classified or defense related. " is too hard for you to grasp?

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  78. Re:Sounds like standard security clearance stuff.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting
    These background checks sound a little too intrusive for a bunch of science geeks, though.

    This kind of invasive crud is becoming rampant in our society.

    Recently the American Radio Relay League (ARRL) published a notice to the nation's radio amateurs advising them of a similar situation. Many hams are routinely involved in emergency communications support for the American Red Cross (ARC).

    Without stating a position for or against, the ARRL advised potential communications volunteers to read very carefully any documents they might be asked to sign before volunteering.

    It turns out that the ARC had recently implemented a policy of requiring background checks for all volunteers. The checks were outsourced to an outfit called MyBackgroundCheck.com http://www.mybackgroundcheck.com/ which does the same kind of malarkey. The ARRL pointed out that, if you went to the web page to sign up for the check, you would be authorizing not only a criminal history check, but also credit and "lifestyle" checks. The nature of a "lifestyle check" was not specified (worst of all possibilities), but it can easily be guessed what it entails.

    Again, the ARRL did not take a position on whether individual hams should go along with the terms, but only advised careful reading and consideration before authorizing investigations of such vague or unspecified scope. Personally, I have crossed the ARC off my list of organizations I will either volunteer for or provide financial support for.

    It is my understanding that the ARC has backed off on the requirement for communications volunteers and restricted the requirement to "permanent" volunteers only. Sorry -- too late, too little. You shouldn't even have considered the scheme in the first place.

    Now that I'm retired, I expect never again to be tested for drugs, smoking (quit thirty-five years ago anyway), use of alcohol nor to submit to intrusive examinations of any kind. I had to pee in a cup to be hired by IBM, but never again except as required by law. And certainly never when my intent is only to help some organization. If they feel a need to pull this crud on volunteers, then, as far as I'm concerned, their pool of volunteers is way too large.

    i also quit helping with the youth group at my church over this kind of stuff. When the San Francisco archdiocese decided anyone who came into contact with kids had to be fingerprinted, that was where I drew the line. If my twenty-five years of involvement with the kids was not good enough to trust me, then a lousy set of fingerprints was superfluous. I told the youth coordinator that, if the policy was implemented, then she should look for another volunteer to drive kids to retreats, because I would refuse to comply with the policy. They did, so I won't

    As she said, "It's a stupid policy anyway -- why are they bothering the catechists and helpers and not the priests, where the offenses against kids have occurred?"

    By the way, I have already been fingerprinted five times for hiring on with a railroad for five summers, once more for hiring on permanently, once more when entering the military, once more to apply for a state teaching credential and one last time to sign up for the Block Parent program (police- and school district-sponsored) so little kids could have a safe place to go if injured or bullied outside of school hours.

    Enough is enough!

    Oh, I forgot to add up the number of times I've been thumb-printed to cash checks or to get my driver's license renewed (that was three days ago).

  79. So how would that have looked for Von Braun? by ross.w · · Score: 2, Funny

    Can you still get in if you have a history of working for despotic regimes, membership of far right political organisations, links to slavery and forced labour and previous employment developing terror weapons?

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  80. With A Record Like That... by CyborgWarrior · · Score: 1

    Geeze, with a record like that.... maybe those characteristics SHOULD have been used to keep him out of his position!

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  81. Re:Sounds like standard security clearance stuff.. by CrazedWalrus · · Score: 1

    Rockets don't just go to space, you know. Sometimes they carry explosives, and your science geek may wind up helping his home country aim them. The most terrible weapons were created by science geeks.

  82. Obsessive American nonsense by Simonetta · · Score: 1

    This is one more reason why there won't be a manned Mars mission by 2031, as discussed several days ago. This obsessive American need to probe into the private lives of people. This has a long history of from the days of the early 1950s, the McCarthy Witch Hunt era, and before. Americans in any position of authority are still obsessed with knowing the details of private lives of those working for them. No one else demands loyality oaths, or urine tests.

    This is not completely fair to the Americans, though. In most other countries, the leaders of an business or community simply assume that they can ask about personal details from anyone working for them. They just ask and then fire people indiscriminately according to their whim. It's because the USA has such a wide variety of people from so many cultures and backgrounds that limits to inquiry of personal lives and arbitrary firing because of personal lifestyles have become so public and necessary.

    In other countries, if you're different, then you're very limited in opportunities. People simply accept it as the natural order of things. This mentality keeps the society 'in order', but it also limits its potential for growth by denying opportunities for success to large groups of people for nonsensical or overwrought reasons.

    It's been a long hard road for the outside groups in the USA to smash barriers, but it seems that they can do it (eventually) more in the USA than other places. Here is a brief bigotry 'shit list' and a time frame of when the group suffered the most discrimination:

    First Nation peoples 1620 - ; the Native Americans are pretty much still massively down, maybe next century ...
    Africans 1650 - 1965 ; the African-Americans have traditionally been the most oppressed, even now only half are middle class in the USA. Advances made after the Civil War were repressed until the Civil Rights protests of 1950s and the end of legal segregation in 1965.
    Irish 1840 - 1920 ;
    Italians 1890 - 1940
    Jews 1880 - 1950 ; The educational achievements of Eastern European and Russian Jews and the Shoah defeated anti-Semitism in the USA by 1960.
    Asians 1880 - 1975 ; The repeal of the Asian Exclusion act of the 1920s brought millions of Asians to the USA between 1975 and the present. Now considered the 'model minority'
    Hispanics 1840 - 1995 ; Massive immigration from Mexico and Cuba leading to bilingual acceptance in the USA. Process is still far from complete, but discrimination is much less than 50 years ago.
    Leftists 1900 - ; discrimination against political progressives comes in cycles. 1919, 1950, 1970, and 2004 were peaks in the cycle against the left in the USA.
    Sexual Minorities - 1995 ; GLBTg people have always been discriminated against harshly, until their economic prosperity and strong political organization lead to ending (mostly) legal discrimination.
    Cannibus and intoxicant users 1919-1932 for alcohol drinkers, 1935- for marijuana users 1980s- other drug users - legal discrimination is still active and strong. Millions of drug users imprisoned in the USA. Urine tests and mandatory employment termination prevasive throughout the USA
    Genetic discrimination - mandatory DNA testing and job termination based on genetic disposition is rare in the USA.
    Music taste - denying employment and educational benefits to people who have been found using P2P file sharing is still rare, but is becoming the fastest growing form of discrimination in the USA. Widespread legal restrictions

  83. well well well... by DragonTHC · · Score: 1

    anyone who voted for bush, you caused this sort of calamity.

    real republicans want less government.

    This administration wants more power and more government and less oversight.

    wow, you bush voters sure were stupid. I think anyone who voted for bush should be forced to get a tatoo on their forehead saying so.

    Then we can publicly ridicule them like they deserve.

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  84. Re:Sounds like standard security clearance stuff.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You got it right.

  85. Re:Sounds like standard security clearance stuff.. by rk · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    Fuck you, too, asshole.

  86. Not new, at least for doctors by eagl · · Score: 1

    That's nothing new... Medical doctors have been required to sign those sorts of unlimited waivers to personal privacy and waive all rights against slander for quite a while now. The most recent waiver I saw essentially granted every single member of a hospital (including the janitor) to go through the doctor applicant's entire medical record, all past job records, and make any statement they wanted whether it was true or not, without any restrictions against slander. Basically every law protecting employees or job applicants passed in the last 200 years were explicitly waived, as a pre-condition to even being interviewed for the job.

    To put a fine point on it, a contract lawyer who reviewed this waiver stated flatly that anyone who signed it was an idiot. Yet this was a "standard" waiver agreement for an entire medical staffing agency per the requirements of their clients (the hospitals).

  87. Re:Sounds like standard security clearance stuff.. by nilbud · · Score: 0, Troll

    Hey I'm just pointing out that you're the type of scum bag who allows the racist oppression of others and does nothing. You're an enabler of fascism, like a good order following German when the Jews were being rounded up. You probably cross picket lines and see no problem either. You fucking Ayn Rand reading subhuman lickspittle. It's you who are fucked, little coward.

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  88. Re:Sounds like standard security clearance stuff.. by nilbud · · Score: 0, Troll

    You're not too bright, so in future you should not give your opinion as it's offensive to those with intelligence. Maybe you should be hanging some nooses or burning some crosses with your chums.

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  89. Re:Sounds like standard security clearance stuff.. by DustyShadow · · Score: 1

    So the question about sexual orientation is never going to give an answer you can use to determine if someone's open to blackmail. If someone's openly gay, they'll say "gay". If they're secretly gay, and thus open to blackmail, they'll answer "straight". 90% of the population will also answer "straight". Yea but they use lie detectors to determine if you are telling them the truth. I had a clearance but didn't get to the point of having to do a polygraph test but from what I've heard they are pretty rigorous and by the time you are done, you are really pissed off by the questions asked. In fact, it is apparently the interviewer's job to make you angry.
  90. Re:Public Record. Re:INSIDER INFO by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting
    I'm the same AC as grandparent.

    The first two of these violent convictions should be easy to point to and would have resulted in dismissal. No one needs your permission to look up a criminal record because many of your rights end on conviction. Your comment makes perfect sense. Unfortunately the criminal justice system and the mental health system often do not.

    The first conviction should be easy to find if anybody bothered to look. But apparently nobody did. Or they didn't look back far enough ( the original criminal offense was in 1979 ). Or they only looked in LA county ( the offense was in Escondido )

    The process of handling subsequent offenses is rather convoluted. If a person is out on some variation of conditional release, when he is charged with a repeat offense, often the DA agrees not to prosecute if the defendant agrees to forfeit the conditional release. In other words, everybody agrees that he is guilty of the second offense, he goes back into a mental hospital for the criminally insane, but without a formal criminal trial and conviction.

    Also, the current case is a civil petition for confinement, not a criminal one.

    So, even if the JPL personnel office does check for criminal convictions, they could easily miss the first because it is 28 years ago, and the later ones because they are civil actions.

    But, however they overlooked it, I guarantee you that they did. I've talked to someone who has firsthand knowledge of the current trial. The facts are simple: He is a mentally disordered sex offender, he is under the supervision of the county for those offenses, and he works at JPL.
  91. P.S. by Spy+der+Mann · · Score: 1

    And it *HAS* to do with president Bush. He's the one who issued the directive in question.

  92. The employer is increasing security, bfd, wtfc by FredThompson · · Score: 1

    This looks very much like a civilian version of a PRP program. Personnel Reliability Program is a self-monitoring system i which all the people in sensitive positions. Medication is typically limited to aspirin. Anything else, including allergy medicines, is only allowed under supervision from certain doctors, typically flight surgeons. Odd or self-destructive behavior is supposed to be reported and anyone operating outside their "peak" is supposed to be removed from sensitive duties.

    This is a security precaution which you might see referred to under two different operational aspects, surety and security. I won't get into the differences but the concepts are that only the proper people should have access to something and that what is supposed to happen happens when it is supposed to happen.

    Purchase of precursor components is controlled and monitored (pseudophedrine, "dual use" products, etc.). This is expanding more into raw tech and related research. It is the responsible thing to do.

    So much of the discussion in this thread seems confused on the concept of employeement. A "job" does not "belong" to the employee. The employee occupies the job as long as it benefits the employer. The root of the word employee is employ, to use. In this case, the employer has decided to increase security. If you are an employee and won't accept the change, quit or be fired. That's true of any other job. It has happened everywhere as smoking has become prohibited in offices, racial and sexually intimidating behavior has been prohibited, etc.

    Some security classifications specifically prohibit non-citizens from having access. NOFORN is common with most NBC. Access to one aspect does not dictate authorization to other parts. (See the reply which mentioned a Pakistani who was prohibted from certain types of meetings.)

    Changes in security procedures like this are not cheap to implement. Most likely, the nature of the activities at JPL will be changing or JPL has been found to have a serious lack of security. Maybe there is some combination of the two. Think of the Soviet mathematician whose work was the basis for a lot of the stealth technology developed in the U.S. What had been an esoteric curiosity became a critical security issue or how narcotics have become more restricted over time.

  93. The problem is : they are not doing classified by aepervius · · Score: 1

    The problem is : they are not doing classified stuff. And AFAIK their results are public domain. Blackmailing them would be like to blackmail linus torvald and require a copy of Linux.

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  94. Re:Sounds like standard security clearance stuff.. by bbbb45 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Almost 7 years have passed since 911, and our government, military, and intelligence community have proven themselves, in endeavors foreign and domestic, incompetent to the core. A large portion of this has to do with the overall quality of people who work in "clearspace." Requirements for higher clearance clearances are so stringent that the people who are most likely to make it in tend to be the least educated, the least well-travelled and cosmopolitan, the least curious, the least unusual, and the least ambitious. This is because these qualities require a certain degree of risk-taking, and the government does not want people who take risks. However, one wonders why the government has become more stringent with their security clearance requirements, and why they have expanded them to seemingly innocuous areas such as JPL. If the clearance process has played such a major role in the US's colossal failures by discouraging qualified applicants or excluding them outright, then one would think that they would make the process more inclusive. After all, in WWII, a heavily WASP-dominated government, whose upper echelons often quietly nurtured a current of anti-Semitism, did not prevent Jewish scientists such as Oppenheimer or Feynman from working at Los Alamos. It seems to me that the most reasonable explanation is that the stringency of the process, especially in times of such high demand, doubles or triples the value of a cleared employee with some government experience. Therefore, a network engineer who would be making 30-40k in the private sector could command a six-figure salary with a defense contractor if he obtained a clearance. While I do not think that there is some collective, malicious, planned conspiracy - a government which oversaw Katrina, 911, and Iraq is not capable of accomplishing such a task - I do believe it is possible for a group of people to collectively defend their interests when the cost of defending them is minimal. Jim Crow segregation in the South, for example, worked so effectively because all whites needed to do was say "no", and reinforce the message with an occassional lynching. Cleared employees who advocated making the requirements for entry any less stringent would be devaluing themselves. In this kind of world, a background investigator, who is often little more than a thug with certification, can destroy the career and life of a NASA scientist, who has given up years of his life in doctoral studies to advance our understading of the universe.

  95. Re:JPL!=government & 9th circuit already block by tkw954 · · Score: 1

    many of this subset of JPL employees specifically elected years ago not to work with classified material because they didn't want to go through the clearance processes
    I think we must demand that the government determine exactly what these obviously guilty people are hiding!
  96. Don't sign it by mrjb · · Score: 1

    I'm probably oversimplifying (those people seem to generally love their jobs) but the way I see it the best course of action would be:

    Do not give up your right to privacy.
    Get fired.
    Then take the case to court- because you got fired without just cause.
    It will be a high profile case (it already has a bit of media attention) and set a precedent for all cases where bosses try to make you give up your privacy or get fired.
    You will most likely win the case.
    After winning the case, walk out from NASA and apply for a job at ESA.

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    1. Re:Don't sign it by RKBA · · Score: 1

      "Then take the case to court- because you got fired without just cause."
      Please see: http://hspd12jpl.org/lawsuit.html
  97. Re:Sounds like standard security clearance stuff.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You're being a little harsh there-- he had no control over whether JPL let his colleague in or not. The most he could probably do is also refuse to attend the party. They should have had the party away from the lab to avoid the situation though.

    The government puts all sorts of requirements on work related contacts with foreign nationals and access by foreign nationals to gov't facilities, many of which are implemented way too harshly or inconsistently. There's more than one case of a foreign national working at a university designing an instrument component or piece of software and leaving for another job, then being asked to come back temporarily to fix something, only to be told by the gov't that the export license has expired and the person isn't allowed to touch the instrument or software.

  98. Re:Sounds like standard security clearance stuff.. by jhol13 · · Score: 1

    Unfortunately it does not work. Persons with either bad drug or gambling addiction will lose all the money given to them.

  99. Re:Sounds like standard security clearance stuff.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    When looking at the history of WMD use, it then seems more urgent to keep Americans out of JPL:s facilities than Pakistanis.

  100. peneration... by nerdyalien · · Score: 0

    Remember, during World War 2, Russians managed to penetrate into the Manhatten Project. And if you watch History channel... you can find many incidents like this.

    I think end of cold war kinda gave some breathing space to American Intelligence. But now, there is the new space race and terrorists and other political foes. So... there are so many eyes on American activities, maybe far more than the cold war era.

    I am not american, but I think it is a part of the american constitution 'not to poke finger in other's private lives' (in short.. privacy). I heard it sparked a controversy by the 'patriotic act' by current bush administration, as its clearly violates the 'privacy' clause in the constitution. If so, how can this NASA activity be legitimate??

    (please delight me.. I am not an american citizen)

  101. not really by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Having poor credit does not imply that you are more susceptible to bribery. In fact, if coupled with a lie detector test it acts as a predictor of _lawful_ behavior when dealing with future unforeseen financial difficulties (like large medical bills). You are a known quantity if you have been through hard times and behaved within the law (even if you couldn't pay your bills). A lie detector test or profile would have difficulty determining how someone with a perfect record would respond to difficulties--that's why you're supposed to report and track such things.

    In general, massive debt, spending beyond ones means, and gambling are risks that can be investigated through credit checks. Massive debt is easily fixed (counseling), but the other ones are the serious issues because paying the employee money doesn't solve the problem. Still, poor credit with lawful behavior provides greater insight into the risks posed by the employee.

  102. I work on this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I work in the field of security clearances and background investigation for the government. Sounds like (to me anyways) that they are finally trying to force them go through the same background investigations all federal employees are required to go through.

    It will either be NAC (Form SF-85P), ANACI (SF-86) or SSBI (SF-86 as well).

    It will not deal with political orientation or sexual orientation. There is STRICT guidance about even bringing that up.

    Do a google search on Security clearance adjudicative guidelines for the factors they are looking for and what is disqualifying.

    The check will go back the last 7 to 10 years, depending on what clearance they are required, and will involve finances (for reliability and vulnerability to bribes or blackmail), foreign travel, foreign connections, personal conduct, law violations, employment history, alcohol and drug use, etc.

    I file this under "What do you expect when you work for the feds, quit whining department"

  103. Truthful, not politically correct answers by Nowhere.Men · · Score: 1

    Answering Yes to the question did you ever smoked marijuana may not disqualify you (especially if you didn't inhale!)
    but answering No while all your friends of University can testify that you did will disqualify you.

    Same as being into S&M, going to Las Vegas for the Cirque du Soleil show only, liking pineapple on your pizza, ...

  104. You ain't never gonna pilot the Space Shuttle by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    if you marry a stripper.

  105. Re:Sounds like standard security clearance stuff.. by Karthikkito · · Score: 1

    Or you can buy missiles for $5000-$60000 (black market cost that Hezbollah has paid - http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2006/07/20/world/main1821335.shtml etc). Those JPL-caliber (completely made-up term) rockets can run into the millions of dollars per unit...the type of groups that can't support indigenous development efforts probably don't care about reliability all too much. Yes, it's rocket science, but not all rocket science is hard and poorly defined!

  106. or FBI - petty criminal vs JPL - ballistic missile by Nowhere.Men · · Score: 1

    Some of the JPL interstellar probes use highly enriched fissile material as energy source. What someone can do with that is much more exceptional than what an FBI agent could do if it stoled a kilo of heroin from one of his heist.

  107. This is all in the blueprint. by 7-Vodka · · Score: 1
    This is just part of the Plan.

    When they come to your house with a blanket warrant, arest you and take your stuff. Don't tell me I didn't warn you.

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  108. Re:Sounds like standard security clearance stuff.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I just went through the TS process that included a poly. Only two non-control questions, both security related.

    The whole process took over an hour, but that was mainly because the polygrapher spent a lot of time making sure that you understand the questions - no ambiguity. You know all of the questions before the tests start. And they don't want you angry, angry makes for bad data. They want steady, with definable reactions to the questions.

    A criminal poly may be different, but I've found there are a lot of unfounded rumors about defense polys. People were spreading the rumor at our place that if you failed the poly you lost your job. That wasn't true, you just wouldn't get your upgraded clearance.

  109. Re:Sounds like standard security clearance stuff.. by dintech · · Score: 1

    I couldn't have put it better myself. National secrets are still national secrets and need to be protected regardless of personal feelings to an individual. A party isn't a good excuse for reversing the need for such a policy.

  110. SF86 by LanMan04 · · Score: 1

    http://www.opm.gov/forms/pdf_fill/SF86.pdf

    This is most likely the form you had to fill out. Good old SF86, striking fear in the hearts of good-folks-who-did-stupid-things-in-college since, well, some time ago!

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    1. Re:SF86 by crgrace · · Score: 1

      My Erdos number [wikipedia.org] is 5, what's yours?

      My Erdos number is 4.

    2. Re:SF86 by LanMan04 · · Score: 1

      Damn you. :)

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  111. Civil != Rights by NIckGorton · · Score: 1

    There is no "right to privacy" Yes there is. It is a universal human right.

    Simply because the laws of a society do not recognize basic human rights, that does not make those rights non-existent. It makes the society unjust. For example, in 1950 in Alabama, people of color were denied many civil rights. However that does not mean that Rosa Parks did not have a human right to keep her seat on the damn bus when a white man demanded it.

    You are confusing civil rights granted by law and universal rights, granted by one's humanity.

    http://www.un.org/Overview/rights.html
    Article 12. No one shall be subjected to arbitrary interference with his privacy, family, home or correspondence, nor to attacks upon his honour and reputation. Everyone has the right to the protection of the law against such interference or attacks.
  112. Mod Parent Retard by NIckGorton · · Score: 1

    Wait dude, its not just the faggots and the Jews, you forgot the rag-heads, dot-heads, and the darkies. And the chicks too... everyone knows a chick can't keep a secret. And like they'd ever be able to land a job at JPL other than as a secretary.

    Oh, and you almost forgot racist homophobic fucktards like yourself!

  113. Yes, we have too much of this stuff now by Anonymous+Brave+Guy · · Score: 1

    Well said, on many counts. I think it is sad that society is tending in this direction.

    I concede that this post may be somewhat off-topic, but I think it's relevant. I spend a lot of time helping to run a large local dance club. It's a slightly unusual organisation, because despite having thousands of members each year, it's a non-profit and run entirely by its members.

    For several decades, we have run dancing classes. They're mostly aimed at adults, but we've always had a few older school kids join in, mostly 16-17 but occasionally as young as 14. As long as they were grown up enough both physically and socially to take part, no-one has ever had a problem with this as far as I know. Sadly, we have now concluded that because of all the new child protection legislation that will be taking effect over the next few months, it is safest just to back off any work with under-18s.

    To continue, it sounds like as a minimum we would need to have Criminal Records Bureau checks done regularly on all our teachers. Those checks cost money and apply only to our specific activities for a finite time, and we'd have to do them for all teachers since all members can go to any of our classes without booking in advance. The cost of that, to a self-supporting non-profit organisation, is just silly.

    But the really silly thing is that several of these dance teachers are in fact school teachers who work with kids all day for their main job, and just teach a bit of dancing on the side. These have already been through full CRB checks and could no doubt produce the relevant certificates, but officially they won't have any validity for us. Moreover, all of our teachers are professionals we've worked with for years, and known personally (in some cases for all of their adult lives) to the organising committee who would be responsible for getting them checked out. From more than half a century of the club's history and probably more than 50,000 people dancing with us, we have had exactly zero cases of child abuse.

    Learning to dance is one of the most healthy activities there is for a child's physical, mental and social development. Many do continue into adulthood, and those who find themselves drawn to other things will at least be exceptionally fit, able to learn well, polite, friendly and supportive of partners/team-mates.

    I haven't yet worked out how effectively making it impossible for us to help older children to enjoy these benefits in what is demonstrably a very low risk environment serves to protect those children.

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  114. Private sector, he we come! by RoadWarriorX · · Score: 1

    Hey, now that there is a potential boom in the space tourism industry, those scientists can flock to the private sector.

    Way to go, NASA!

  115. Welcome back! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    In 1959 a whole whack of Canadians (many post war British immigrants) moved to the USA after being offered jobs at American aerospace firms, such as NASA. Much of the Mercury and Apollo mission control were Canadians at one time.

    Anyhow, we still have national privacy laws that make illegal for any entity, including the government, to demand full disclosure of personal information without a warrant, so... come on back to Canada!

    As the Beasty Boys said it, "Ain't no time like the present to get back into Aerospace full bore!" or something like that...

    Seriously though, this reminds me of how the US government hung Robert Oppenheimer out to dry after he busted his balls creating the first atomic bomb. History has proven he wasn't a "commy". Nope, he was just a human like the rest of us. Werner Von braun, however, was reported by manyy to be a war criminal and yet he stayed on at NASA for a very long time. Keep a potential war criminal, fire a bunch of people who are likely to live some of the most dull lives imaginable. Hey, makes sense to me! Activity like this really helps show how twisted the USA government is - and how out of step with its population it is as well.

    Don't feel bad down there, it's not all cake and ice cream in Canada, but at least we still have functional privacy laws. You're all welcome to join us - we also have a negative birthrate (Hey, I've added to it, but I'm only one man!) so the more the merrier.

  116. government wide by ProfBooty · · Score: 1

    My agency is doing this as well. Can't really say that I like feds going through my medical records, and I don't understand why I need to be fingerprinted again.

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  117. not trying to get them to quit by ProfBooty · · Score: 1

    This is happening government wide, HSPD-12 is a government wide mandate. Career employees in ALL agencies are not happy about this, particularly in non-defense, non-secure etc agencies.

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    1. Re:not trying to get them to quit by palladiate · · Score: 1

      I'm aware that it's an executive branch mandate. But NASA is taking it far beyond what the other agencies are doing.

  118. Coming soon to a Gov't Agency near you by GammaRay+Rob · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Homeland Security Presidential Directive 12 has far-reaching implications. I am a state university research professor and receive funding from a NASA project. Even though I am a Co-Investigator on this project, I was told by my own management and University counsel that I would not be allowed access to my own data, should I refuse to sign, and thus cut myself off from my own funding. Fired, in other words. Needless to say, I signed.

    As far as I can determine, HSPD-12 applies to *all* Gov't. agencies that supply computer network support. Now, imagine trying to get a foreign national on such networks for international collaboration...

    Your tax dollars (US citizens only!) are now being spent investigating me and all my colleagues, so that we can continue to have the NASA computer accounts we've already held for years.

    GammaRay Rob

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  119. Plus Richard Feynman by nbauman · · Score: 1
  120. Please look up 'resilient' ASAP by sczimme · · Score: 1


    The dinosaurs died out precisely because they were not resilient, i.e. they were incapable of sufficient change.

    From M-W.com:

    resilient Main Entry: resilient Listen to the pronunciation of resilient Pronunciation: \-ynt\ Function: adjective Etymology: Latin resilient-, resiliens, present participle of resilire to jump back, recoil, from re- + salire to leap -- more at sally Date: 1674 : characterized or marked by resilience: as a: capable of withstanding shock without permanent deformation or rupture b: tending to recover from or adjust easily to misfortune or change (emphasis added)

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  121. Re:Sounds like standard security clearance stuff.. by kalirion · · Score: 1

    Oh, I forgot to add up the number of times I've been thumb-printed to cash checks

    Damn, what kind of checks are you cashing?

  122. Re:Sounds like standard security clearance stuff.. by Impy+the+Impiuos+Imp · · Score: 1

    This "lie detector" sounds interesting. Do you have any pamphlets, presumably with multiply-reproduced, detailed, double-blind studies published in major peer-reviewed journals, as to their efficacy?

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  123. Not random by O2H2 · · Score: 1
    As a worker in the rocket industry I can assure you that unless you are working a classified program you do not have to go through a special background check. These checks are reserved for a select few who work sensitive programs. They are quite expensive and time consuming. The work that JPL does cannot possibly fit within a category that demands these sorts of checks.

    What I suspect is that JPL is being singled out for a kind of punishment. The present NASA administrator, Mike Griffin, is infamous for violating clear government ethics rules to manipulate and coerce his own personnel and that of major subcontractors. if you do something threatening to his ideas he has no hesitation to call up the CEO of your company and demand that these innovations be silenced. Since most upper management these days have the will of a noodle they will comply to sooth his ruffled feathers. They should be reporting him to government ethics personnel. He is shameless in his willingness to demand that people kowtow to his will. The main problem is that he is a pretty crummy manager and his technical ideas are sophomoric. But he demands loyalty to these foolish ideas under threat of dismissal or loss of contracts. His behavior is that of a spoiled child- which would be laughable if the consequences were not so dire.

    There is considerable tension between certain elements of NASA- and JPL is not on the list of teams that NASA headquarters likes. By way of example they were excluded from competition for lunar rovers despite being the absolute center of experience in this technology. Why? So that more favored teams with trivial experience could have a prayer of winning one.

    Everyone should know that most NASA activity these days is being manipulated in this way via completely illegal and unethical procurement behaviors. Formal trade studies are manipulated and their leaders are borderline incompetent- many are clearly not neutral and are hardly even shy about their pre-conceived (and mostly dead wrong) notions. THey will defend to the death their decisions even as new data becomes available that wholly undermines their conclusions. Teams are told that they will not be considered in a competition before it even starts- completely in opposition to Federal Acquisition Regs. Why? Because it is clear that they will be the runaway winner and are not on the list of favored suppliers. Winners are often not subject to even the most basic technical oversight to determine if their concept will have a chance in hell of working. This is ignored since they are on the favored list. Of course it MUST work- the idea came from the GODS at headquarters. Strict operational and design mandates are written off in order to allow a loser design to proceed. Often a design feature mandated by some over-enthusiastic NASA engineer is forced into the design by coercion even though the subcontractor KNOWS it will not work. Then after a year's worth of work finally proves this they can remove what was a dumb idea on day one. This costs tens of millions of dollars in redesign and years of time. This only can happen when subordinate NASA personnel mimic their leaders and apply heavy-handed, unethical pressures to the subcontractor.

    In other words there are no rules any more. Design definition and optimization are effectively ignored. It is simply the whims of a few rather dumb individuals that guide the design and procurement process. They will be gone- hopefully soon. Believe me most of aerospace industry cannot wait until Mr Griffin and his stooges are history. But the legacy of their incompetence and hubris will linger for decades. Their contamination of the legacy of the free and unfettered exchange of ideas between NASA and its subcontractors and the scientists who are supposedly the purpose behind such things as lunar exploration will take years to clean up.

  124. Mod Parent Up by jdjbuffalo · · Score: 1

    Mod Parent Up

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  125. Re:Sounds like standard security clearance stuff.. by rk · · Score: 1

    I was going to explain the whole story to you, but I'm not in the habit of defending myself to random assholes on the net, so the epithet was all you got. Your response shows you to be the type of person who is so sure they are the final arbiters of all that is right and just that it would've certainly been a waste of time. You know nothing whatsoever of me, and if you did, you would know that calling me an "enabler of fascism" would be laughable if it weren't so damn sad. But you, the original font of all knowledge, have already pronounced your judgment and decided I'm guilty. The cures offered by people of your ilk are worse than the disease.

    As to cowardice, you're the one taking pot-shots of people across the internet, big man. If you'd like to arrange a more personal venue to call me a coward, just let me know.

  126. Re:Scientists should be smart enough to influence. by Impy+the+Impiuos+Imp · · Score: 1

    No they don't, they just follow leaders who gain votes by promoting outrage at science's "conflict" with religion.

    Everyone knows right-minded people reserve their outrage for businessmen, not scientists.

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  127. It's a choice by nurb432 · · Score: 1

    You can choose a different job. I know i would.

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  128. Sheep, thought I. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Based on the guidelines, George W. Bush would have been a high risk hire under HSPD-12.

    Yeah, but look who hired him . . . the same sheeple that signed on the dotted line.
  129. Re:Sounds like standard security clearance stuff.. by Iron+Condor · · Score: 1

    Rockets don't just go to space, you know. Sometimes they carry explosives, and your science geek may wind up helping his home country aim them.

    What part of "None of them even work on anything classified or defense related." was too hard for you to grasp?

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  130. Actually, quite intelligent by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Who are the ones that would complain, quit, or get fired by objecting?
    That's right, the ones that like a loose leash and might just bite the hand that feeds them by debunking gov't sponsored media with scientific facts.

    Who do you want to keep?
    That's right, the sheep that will do whatever their told.

    Pretty smart in my opinion...if your goal is to have employees that do exactly what you want them to.

  131. mod parent up by vistic · · Score: 1

    mod parent up

  132. Re:Scientists should be smart enough to influence. by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

    No they don't, they just follow leaders who gain votes by promoting outrage at science's "conflict" with religion.

    I disagree. Our "leaders" aren't really leaders, they're politicians. There's a difference. Leaders blaze their own trail, that's why they're called leaders. Our politicians didn't create this conflict with religion (which shouldn't be quoted, the conflict is real), they saw it already in existence, and already a problem in the population, and took advantage of it. Our politicians aren't smart enough or innovative enough to come up with stuff like that on their own.

    As for the "conflict", as I said, it's a real conflict, not something made up. The problem is with religion. The religion says the earth was made 6000 years ago, science says something different. Obviously, there's a conflict. Some people will try to argue that this is based on a "flawed interpretation" or somesuch, but that's crap. The Bible is believed by Christians to be the divinely-inspired word of God, and without error (this part is important). This is part of the religion. Now, accepting that the book has no error, you can calculate from it that the earth is 6000 years old or so. If you don't believe this, then you're not accepting that the book is without error. By the same token, if you believe that bats are not birds, and a few other wacky things like that, then you also are not accepting that the book is without error. Now, there may be some Christian sects that don't believe the Bible is without error, and these sects probably won't have a problem with science. But other sects do believe this, and obviously they will have a problem with science. It's an integral part of their religion, just as believing in Xenu and body thetans is an integral part of the religion of Scientology. It all comes down to faith. Do you have faith that your religion is correct, no matter what kind of contradictory evidence is shown to you? Or do you change your beliefs according to the available evidence, and not rely on faith at all, as is done with science?

    Everyone knows right-minded people reserve their outrage for businessmen, not scientists.

    What's wrong with businessmen? There's a few bad ones in corporate executive positions, but really, they're just taking advantage of a situation created by the shareholders and the boards of directors. These aren't public, elected positions in government; if you don't like these companies, don't buy from them.

    Right-minded people should reserve their outrage for lawyers and politicians, if you ask me. They're the ones who are really screwing things up in this country.

    Who the f*** decided that sentences on the Internet shall no longer be formatted with two spaces after a period?!

    Sorry to reply to a sig, but while I still use two spaces by habit, it's really not supposed to be needed. The two-spaces thing is a hold-over from the days of typewriters and non-proportional fonts. Properly typeset text in a proportional font does not have two spaces after a period, it has around 1.5 spaces. You can see this even in old books and newspapers. Proper typesetting software like TeX will do this automatically, but because we all grew up with typewriters, and then with crappy "word processors", which never properly typeset text, we've gotten used to using 2 spaces.

  133. well, well, well by zogger · · Score: 1

    I am fully aware Europe is a not a single nation, although the EU is approaching that type of organized political structure rapidly. Besides that, oh well, you hate Americans, or give a good appearance of that, despite there being every sort of American out there.. I don't hate Europeans for the record and have never bashed them anyplace. I also would be willing to wager that there are similar background checks run on most scientists everywhere. Not exact, but similar, both that the employee is aware of, and probably some they are not. As to analyzing Martian dust and etc, all high tech gear can be used for multiple purposes usually, but that is an irrelevant side issue, and I was generally speaking obviously, there is a lot of "dual use" with tech gear, even to just the plebeian point that it is usually expensive and might be worth something on the black market say. In other words, it is quite common for employers and governments to run background checks on people, for security/intel purposes and for loss prevention and so on. Quite common in fact. I think it would be a rare company or academic institution or government agency that would just hire someone for some high tech position based purely on their verbal assurance they are who they say they are along with the other particulars.

    Anyway, to get back to your rant, if you can *prove* that no other nation in Europe doesn't run routine and extensive background checks on high tech scientific researchers,which I was guessing-"believing" they do, go for it, I'll check out your references. Overt and covert. You'll have to prove your bonafides here though, in public, that you have access to such information, for every nation in Europe, so your allusions can be verified. You must be extraordinarily high ranking to have access to such information, but you claim this is so, by refuting my guess, so let's see the proof. The difference is, I was *guessing*, you are stating/claiming because...no idea, your post is rather more or less just an anti American rant, but you seem to be inferring that because you are not an oppressed American, that somehow what I was guessing at just couldn't possibly be true or something. It's rather a ..drunk ..sounding ramble (sorry, if you were an American I'd call it sounding like a jingoistic dumbass redneck indulging in a little petty flaming, but you not being an american, and obviously quite cultured and refined and genteel and just oozing ultra pure freedom in all directions, you'll have to help this poor person here-me-with the appropriate sort of descriptive phrase (dumbass redneck and etc) translated into the European language of your origin, because I do not know the correct term for you to fit your European continentalality. All for sport and so on.

        But.... to each their own. So go ahead, if you would be so kind as to prove your statements, or should I say *allusions by neglect*. If that is too hard..perhaps this from your post "Every single ESA project is automatically by definition an international project."..Well, besides "huh...so what?", foreign nationals are fully involved in a host of US high technology projects, so what does this mean or are you implying ALL the research is completely open in the ESA, anyone can look at it? Or what?? Everything done in the ESA sphere is unclassified and open because it isn't American, or...? Really? And none of the workers go through extensive background checks, because it is by definition an international project? Or what? Perhaps this what makes this just so hard for me to get, because a rambling non responsive rant that says nothing is by definition hard to understand. So, if you would clarify some please. Thanks.

    Either way,if you can answer any of those questions or not,to help clear up matters more,feel free, and besides that, have a nice free life! I certainly do my best over here in American oppressed land!

    1. Re:well, well, well by Iron+Condor · · Score: 1

      if you can *prove*

      Sorry, but the burden of proof is on your positive assertion. Nobody has to prove you wrong. YOU have to prove your claim that a civilian space researcher who goes from JPL to ESA would be subject to the same onerous background checks. Hint: up until now, they were not required for JPL or NASA in general, so your claim is that Europe conducts background checks that are in excess of what the US has been doing up until now. Apparently you know something that the US intelligence community doesn't know -- it's astonishing how many people like you I keep meeting on the internet...

      ..perhaps this from your post "Every single ESA project is automatically by definition an international project."..Well, besides "huh...so what?" ..from this it follows that (quoting my own post here): It is an absolute certainty that ESA research cannot possibly get mired in "national defense" as much as NASA can get .

      Since you seem to have trouble parsing English sentences, let me give you the hint that the first "N" in NASA stands for "national", which ESA is decidedly not. To the contrary. The ESA member countries will make quite sure that no nation derive any unfair military advantage from ESA projects.

      [...] but you not being an american [...]

      As long as you continue to base your posts on one assumption after the other, you should not be surprised if you keep being corrected by people. Let me re-formulate what you appear to have missed in my last post: just because you think something doesn't make it so. And that's good for the universe. Because your thinking continues to show itself as rather limited.

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    2. Re:well, well, well by zogger · · Score: 1

      The only evidence I have of background checks is what I have a read and from a lady I used to date told me. she is a Phd mathematician, was a professor at a local university in Atlanta and got a job at JPL, full background checks according to what she told me.

      If the ESA doesn't require full and extensive background checks I would be surprised.

      If you want to help weed out assumptions from data, provide some. I am *guessing* ESA requires extensive checks, you asserted because they weren't american or some such like that that they didn't, and this is the whole point of the thread, background checks. And we don't know the level of covert checks at all, neither do the scientists involved unless someone else blabs.

      I still stand by my overall statement, your original reply to me was just bashing & flaming, no data of note. If you want to provide some, go for it. Personally my thoughts on it they were doing a similar level of checks covertly, and added some overtly just to rattle cages, and once it went overt..we got what was in the article. And that is *pure* speculation on my part, I am thinking they wanted to see who would spook or jump, then use that to see "why?". Whether that is useful and practical or not is immaterial at this point, it has happened. the general speculation then was that american scientists would abandon ship and go work for some country agency whatever elsewhere, where allegedly there wouldn't be these sorts of checks. I speculated that was about as an absurd assmption as possible, still waiting for some proof that no deep level checks are made on scientists at -your country of choice there. AFAIK, all places who hire high tech employees do good background checks, government, academia, private employer. If you know of any that don't, post their names here, perhaps these annoyed jpl scientists can go there and apply. I do not know of any.

          Now that doesn't let the administration off the hook for being generally obnoxious asses and mostly bumbling boobs, because they obviously are, that point I think is not disputed by anyone, american or otherwise. Even their "true believer" supporters are holding their noses at this point. I live in the heart of "shrub country", I am not hearing much praise for anything they do at this point, that's just evaporated over the past year or so. Not even seeing the supportive-styled bumper stickers any more.

  134. humor by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Great oracle say "Those who study others may find themselves studied"
    To quote an anonymous alien from A51 "Now they know what it feels like to be watched all the time"

  135. Re:Sounds like standard security clearance stuff.. by CrazedWalrus · · Score: 1

    How hard is it for you to grasp that I'm justifying why they don't work on those things? Of course they don't. Why would your government teach foreign nationals how to launch missiles? Just because you don't understand something doesn't mean the rest of the world is as stupid as you are.

  136. Re:Sounds like standard security clearance stuff.. by nilbud · · Score: 0

    I wouldn't want to get my hand sticky beating you.

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