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  1. My favorite stores are.. on Geek-Chic Power Houses · · Score: 5, Funny

    this article will have you making a run to your favorite networking hardware store

    Some suggested stores:

    Networking Hardware USA
    Networking Hardware Emporium
    Hardware Networking Only, Inc.
    No We don't have any Computers, Just Networking Shit, Asshole! LLC

  2. Re:More than one viewer? on Next Generation of Holographic Images · · Score: 3, Funny

    It was designed that way since the majority of people watch porn alone.

  3. we took advantage on Star Wars Producer Says Box Office is Doomed · · Score: 2

    This Simpsons quote should put it all in perspective.

    "Well, I hope you're all satisfied. You bankrupted a bunch of naive movie folks -- folks from a Hollywood where values are... different. They weren't thinking about the money. They just wanted to tell a story, a story about a radioactive man, and you slick small-towners took 'em for all they were worth."

  4. Re:And the problem is... on Microsoft Settlement Compliance Criticized · · Score: 4, Funny

    Your absolutely right. It also doesn't say they can't wipe there ass with the papers before they hand them over. Maybe they should do that too.

  5. Re:so when you unmount... on Mac OS X to Get Journaling FS · · Score: 2

    -Look at that error that is Huuugge!
    -your funny tiny e
    -I'm just trying to say that's a huge error thats all.

  6. 13 accounts? on Leak Star Wars, Go To Jail · · Score: 5, Funny

    man, how many star wars movies aren't out yet?

  7. Re:She's Also a Photodisc Model! on Microsoft Tries a "Switch" Campaign · · Score: 1

    Wow, I think I'd go crazy if I had to work in Microsoft's marketing department. How can they be so stupid!? Windows is truely marketed to idiots.
    Do you believe everything you here? Are you an idiot? Do you love gay Marketing terms? If you can answer "yes" to these questions try Windows XP!

  8. Re:RIAA Just Wants You To Go Away on Dealing with the RIAA? · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Very good point. Why would the RIAA want to help us find other music channels unrelated to them. The RIAA is a group of the 5 biggest record labels. Its just not in thier interest.

    The answer is to not support these record labels and find out how deep this goes. Do these record labels own other labels? Maybe we can compile are own database as a open effort. Kind of like what the cddb does only we just keep track of music/artists that belong to bad labels.

    I have already boycotted these labels personaly, to be honest though it was of my own interest. The internet/streaming radios (mostly) has led me to discover such a vast amount of music that I didn't even know was out there. The music I now listen to doesn't come from the major lables, and do not listen to the radio either. I think you'll find boycotting the riaa won't be to hard, and will enable you to find rare better music that you will enjoy more.

  9. Re:What am I waiting for? on Gentoo Linux Reloaded · · Score: 1

    good point. Thanks for the advise. I'll keep that in mind!

  10. Re:What am I waiting for? on Gentoo Linux Reloaded · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Word, we talk like everyone has the time and the extra machine and/or is willing to reinstall the one they have, like it aint no thing. I think for the majority of people trying different linux distributions like picking ice cream at 31 flavors aint going to happen.

    It'd be cool to try them out without having to do much on our part to see if its worth it. Well, maybe that's what the linux expo's are for.. But I'm to cheap to fly anywhere for an xpo. Maybe LUG's? I have yet to attend one.

  11. Re:Major war - RIAA/MPAA vs Usenet on Cringley Asking for 12 Month Predictions · · Score: 1

    Information wants to be free, especially if that information tells you how to get more free shit like warez/movies :-)

  12. That reminds me of a time.. on Camcorder Jamming Devices Announced · · Score: 5, Funny

    My friend lived in New York and he bought a bootleg copy of the movie "Ghost", yeah the one where they mold clay (don't ask why). Anyways it was still in theatres at the time, and when he got home he put it in the vcr. Well all it was was some guy with a sheet over his head making "ohhhhh" sounds for 20 minutes. Super funny the fact that the guy who sold the bogus bootleg went to the trouble of filming himself for 20 minutes being a dumbass! ahhh it can only happen in New York.

  13. Re:Here's one gripe I have about slashdot. on Portable Scanner Solutions for Research? · · Score: 4, Funny

    I think your post would be a good candidate for a new type of /. submission. I think we could call it "Tell Slashdot". :-)

  14. Re:Thank GOD I was born in 1976! on Generation Wrecked · · Score: 5, Funny

    I think the next one is "Generation Y oh God Y!"

  15. Re:Do Nothing on What Would You Do With a New Form of Encryption? · · Score: 2

    Now if only I had something worthy enough to encrypt :-(

  16. ahh simpsons on Still More on News Corp. Hacking Charges · · Score: 5, Funny

    Homer:Well I just bought some shares of News Corp.
    Lisa: Dad that's fox!
    Homer: Sell! Sell!

  17. Re:Privacy on Turning a Blind Eye to Big Brother · · Score: 1

    Or depending on who you are, wearing nothing at all can also have the same effect.

  18. Re:Yuck. on Phoenix 0.2 Web Browser: Lean, Mean Mozilla · · Score: 2

    Browser's are doing good. Its the web dev's that aren't going with the standards and/or not testing on various browsers and platforms. That would solve half your problems. So instead of bitching about browser developement, I'd encourge good web developement with standards.

  19. Re:browser requirements on Phoenix 0.2 Web Browser: Lean, Mean Mozilla · · Score: 2

    Yes, I agree. The PPM rate is extremely important in browsing.

    That's Porn Per Minute rate.

  20. Re:El Presidente? on Boucher Introduces New Bill · · Score: 1

    In that case why not vote Nader? He's always for the consumer rights and won't take donations from corpatations.

  21. Re:MySQL new version on Slashback: Cinelerra, Dolphiname, Phoenix · · Score: 2

    I would like to see that just so I can see the little devil guy ride the dolphin. :-)

  22. Re:Sakila on Slashback: Cinelerra, Dolphiname, Phoenix · · Score: 2


    Because if you pronounce SQL with out saying each individual letter it sounds like dolphin talk :-)

  23. Re:Will they even be good? on Simpsons on the Silver Screen · · Score: 2

    McBain: "Your post is very homosexualy"
    slashdot: "BOOOO!!!"
    McBain: "Maybe all of you are homosexuls!"
    slashdot: "BOOOO!!!"

    Bart reading slashdot: "this is terrible"

  24. Re:Attention spa ... what was I talking about agai on Simpsons on the Silver Screen · · Score: 2

    You could have said the same thing about South park before the movie came out. And I don't have to tell you that the movie was super funny.

  25. Timothy whats a matta you! on Simpsons on the Silver Screen · · Score: 2

    I hope they call them Episodes 4, 5 and 6.

    Yeah. I hope they don't.