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  1. Re:Wet Dream Come True on Apple Introduces Xserve Rackmount Servers · · Score: 1

    Yeah, I hear ya man. When I was reading apples site, the Monster truck voice was doing all the narrating in my head.

  2. whoaahh slow down. on Security, Due Process and Convenience · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    I'm still pissed about the last article :-)

  3. Re:Linux is a virus on Microsoft Urged Linux Retaliation · · Score: 1

    Windows is the (sometimes diseased) whore who takes cash up front but then insists you cannot touch her in certain ways.

    Well, if she is a diseased whore why would you want to touch her in "certain ways"?

  4. well, there goes my dream on Workstations 'Dirtier Than Toilets' · · Score: 1


    of having my workstation on the toliet.

  5. Re:Clean everything on Workstations 'Dirtier Than Toilets' · · Score: 5, Funny

    Yeah thats cool.... I'm a bachlor myself. :-)

  6. from ZDnet on The Pros and Cons of Mainframe Linux · · Score: 1

    Market research company Meta Group takes a swing at Linux, saying that Linux mainframes will soon be irrelevant and that the OS isn't mature enough to handle critical business applications.

    Your the one that not MATURE!

  7. Re:Wrong on Spider-Man, Star Wars and the Power of Myth · · Score: 1


    Well, I lied anyway. You can't moderate me even if you had points, cause you posted in the same thread.

  8. Re:Wrong on Spider-Man, Star Wars and the Power of Myth · · Score: -1, Flamebait

    Oh give it a fucking rest. Its Katz opinion, not "right or wrong". I actually enjoyed reading his article (one of the few by his).

    Why don't you mod me as -1 Flamebait as well stoolpigeon.

  9. Re:Cable Modem Uncapping... on Security Focus on Cable Modem Uncapping · · Score: 1

    And the bubbles being released represent data, but bubbles can hurt you tounge if you drink it to fast.

    So please don't steel bandwith over cable.

    huh?

  10. Re:Dirty Tactics on States Drop Planned Presentation of Modular Windows · · Score: 1

    I doubt that's any kind of stradegy. Its the truth. MS didn't want to be scrambling and end up saying a bunch of "yeah but... yeah but... yeah but...." when confronted with something that works that they claim is not possible.

  11. Re:What no Dillo? on Linux Web Browsers Reviewed · · Score: 1


    Maybe becuase when people first glance at it they think it says "Dildo" like I did.

    There's a new one for the porn industry. A dildo Web Browser.

  12. Whats really funny is that on California to Cancel Oracle Deal · · Score: 1

    The first thing I get in google when I search for "governor Gray Davis" is a link that says "
    Unpopular governor leads race, poll shows"

  13. joke? on Virus Piggybacks Microsoft Mail Worm · · Score: 1

    It's a damn good *delete* thing that Microsoft has been *delete* spending the last few weeks doing a *delete* security audit *delete* of all of *delete* ah never mind. My wrist hurts from deleting over a meg of mail worm viruses a day.

    I don't get it? Is he deleting viruses while writing this story at the same time?

  14. Re:Illegal to Have That Much On Hand on Microsoft's $40 Billion On Hand · · Score: 1

    Yeah, and not to mention the mag says they make 1 billion a month on intertest from the pile they have.

  15. Re:Wow. on Attack of the Clones to Cost Economy $300m · · Score: 1

    It is a stupid estimate, why bother? But on the other hand on the way to work to day I passed the Seattle downtown Cinerama where I saw a couple of tents and a bunch of people in sleeping bags.

    I'm seriously thinking about busting out the camcorder and filming them while taunting and yelling how they are all losers and how star wars is going to suck and so on and so on. Might be pretty fun to capture their reaction. But if I do that I'll just be apart of the lost work production!

  16. Re:tradesman class on "EverQuest II" to debut in 2003 · · Score: 1

    Yeah, and hopefully they will make it super boring so my life doesn't seem so shity.

  17. Re:Typo on "EverQuest II" to debut in 2003 · · Score: 1

    Yes, and it should go on to say how the first EverQuest is much like cocaine and how EverQuest II will be a powerfull alteration of the first, much in the same process of turning coke to crack

  18. Whats the point of the cable? on Cable Without Cables · · Score: 2, Funny

    "wireles cable" isn't that an oxymoron?

    If its wireless why even have the cable?

  19. Re:Yeah, right! on "Industry Standard" Paycuts in IT? · · Score: 1

    I'm glad I work for the government now....

    yeah because the government doesn't need to be saved.

    boss -"ok everyone, we need to do some pay cuts otherwise will have to raise taxes!!"
    employee- "oh my GOD sir! I'll be happy to take a cut in pay, I didn't relize we were at that level."
    boss- "I know son, I didn't want it to have to come to this, I took a paycut last month hoping that would be enough to save off raising taxes... I was wrong".

  20. Re:hmmmm on "Industry Standard" Paycuts in IT? · · Score: 1

    If I were you I would look into consolidating my school loans, and credit card bills. I believe all the banks do it. They pay off everything for you, than usually the apr that you owe the bank is much lower than what you were paying.

  21. Re:In the long run... on AOL-Time Warner's Money Pit · · Score: 1


    You mean just like AT&T/@home?

  22. Re:Plan 9 is old hat on Bell-Labs Releases New Version Of Plan 9 · · Score: 1

    Doesn't the fact that each file/directory has its own name space make it Object Oriented? Isn't that what its about?

  23. Re:not so crazy? on RIAA Wants Taxpayer-Funded IP Police · · Score: 1

    The tighter their grasp becomes, the more power will slip through their fingers.

    ok Princess Leia. :-)

  24. Re:My take on this? on CIA Warns China Might Be Planning Cyber Attack · · Score: 1

    You could also say, that Microsoft is the envy of the business world which is why its so hated. So are you saying that we are the Microsoft of the world?

    Well that just fucking sucks, thanks for brightening my day.

  25. If I saw Hilary on the street.. on The Culture of CD Burning · · Score: 1

    If I saw Hilary on the street, you know what I'd do? I get right up in her face. RIGHT UP IN HER FACE, POINT MY FINGER AT HER and say "not cool Hilary Rosen, not cool."