Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoetnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be at the rghit pclae. The rset can be a total mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Fcuknig amzanig huh?
After a few tedious days of tracking, hacking, and cracking, I've discovered that the GNNA President is none other than The Wipo Troll himself! This is serious business here. J^raxis aka Serial Troller is behind a mass conspiracy here on Slashdot, slashnet, and many other slash-based alternative news sites. Stop him before he trolls again!
I just heard some sad news on talk radio. Charles Bronson, the Pennsylvania coal miner who drifted into films as a villain and became a hard-faced action star, notably in the popular "Death Wish" vengeance movies, has died. He was 81. There weren't anymore details. Even if you weren't a fan of his work, Bronson's contributions to popular culture mark him as truly an American icon.
Its tiem for peopel to realyze that LINUX IS the KING and freebsd is dead. nyetbsd? who cares only liek 3 poepel run that and just cause they all run it ontheir tosters and microwaves and tewenty diffrent obsoleet junk computars dosent make them special- & as for openbsd, wiuch sucks, theovan daRat is just a nuty man siting in his litle hose in canaduh thinkin he os so socure when i can hack into it easy with simpel trix and nonsens--open is right cose its open like your mammas pie whole when shes yelling at you to get of yor fat but and move out of the house wich you r still living in tho yore 47 you bsd fagots.
X sucks too, except for when yorr playing games. I now that nethack is mor puer wehn you play in askii but i liek tha graphics too soem times it gose without saying theat organized distros are for pansyse and real men wriet there own divice drivers and buil their own linux from scratch, just liek Linux did the man himself back in ghe good old days oh yeh btw ITS stands for IT Sucks! HAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 bts p.s. slash. editors are to slow and fat that windoze ( BILL GATES SUCKS! ) werm was started yesterday and it tok yuou tis long?! YOU SUCK!!!!!!!! -stolen.
I'm attaching myself to this fellow's first post because I know you enjoy a chuckle and read at this level. Anyway, I just wanted to let you know that you've had a tremendous impact upon my life. I don't care what they say about you, Timmy, you're a real class act.
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Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoetnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be at the rghit pclae.
The rset can be a total mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Fcuknig amzanig huh?
It's so small and so round and so hairless and so brown!
We don't take no shit.
After a few tedious days of tracking, hacking, and cracking, I've discovered that the GNNA President is none other than The Wipo Troll himself! This is serious business here. J^raxis aka Serial Troller is behind a mass conspiracy here on Slashdot, slashnet, and many other slash-based alternative news sites. Stop him before he trolls again!
My taste buds got killed by hot coffee.
Does kpellegr even exist?
You GNAA jizz-gobblers were never funny. Just fuck off. There's no value to your existence.
I just heard some sad news on talk radio. Charles Bronson, the Pennsylvania coal miner who drifted into films as a villain and became a hard-faced action star, notably in the popular "Death Wish" vengeance movies, has died. He was 81. There weren't anymore details. Even if you weren't a fan of his work, Bronson's contributions to popular culture mark him as truly an American icon.
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haha that was awesome.
I farted and a pea rolled out.
You're posts will be reviewed...
It's 'your'.
What the fuck is a sambar anyway?
But aside from your suckassnes, so does your ascii.
Its tiem for peopel to realyze that LINUX IS the KING and freebsd is dead. nyetbsd? who cares only liek 3 poepel run that and just cause they all run it ontheir tosters and microwaves and tewenty diffrent obsoleet junk computars dosent make them special- & as for openbsd, wiuch sucks, theovan daRat is just a nuty man siting in his litle hose in canaduh thinkin he os so socure when i can hack into it easy with simpel trix and nonsens--open is right cose its open like your mammas pie whole when shes yelling at you to get of yor fat but and move out of the house wich you r still living in tho yore 47 you bsd fagots.
X sucks too, except for when yorr playing games. I now that nethack is mor puer wehn you play in askii but i liek tha graphics too soem times it gose without saying theat organized distros are for pansyse and real men wriet there own divice drivers and buil their own linux from scratch, just liek Linux did the man himself back in ghe good old days oh yeh btw ITS stands for IT Sucks! HAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 bts p.s. slash. editors are to slow and fat that windoze ( BILL GATES SUCKS! ) werm was started yesterday and it tok yuou tis long?! YOU SUCK!!!!!!!!
-stolen.
I was going to reply to this with the same overreaction theory. Shame I'd have been modded down though. Kudos to you, mjmalone. Well done.
WHAT DA FUCK~
You did good, joe bruin. Real good.
Anonymous Coward makes a good point here. You all suck.
gnaa still around? fuck you j^raxis
Doubtful. Don't be so happy-go-lucky to come to the aid of a female elf, or whatever. You're all dudes, dude.
I'm attaching myself to this fellow's first post because I know you enjoy a chuckle and read at this level. Anyway, I just wanted to let you know that you've had a tremendous impact upon my life. I don't care what they say about you, Timmy, you're a real class act.
+4, Penisy.
No his mind is not for rent, by any god or government. always hopeful yet discontent.
Too long, didn't read.