If you bring alcohol to his home or place of business, it's tradition that you both become drunk and discuss anything you'd like. It's an employee perk. Try it! He can't fire you!
This is clearly a ripoff of the famed "Icy Hot Stuntaz" My clients are seeking to establish a case against said ICY HOT TODDLAHZ. As their attorney I reccommend you immediatley cease and desist all potential claims that will result in monetary gain for your party.
Compliment of the day, I am FREDDY KYARI, The son of late General Kubwa Kyari of the Democratic Republic of Congo. My father was a General in the Congolese Army. In his position (My father)with the office of the presidency during the regime of Laurent Kabila,he was assigned on a secret mission to source and acquire arms internationally in order to strengthen the Government forces against the rebels, which already had the support of Rwandan and Uganda Army.
Meanwhile, he was still negotiating for the purchase of the arms, he received on the 16th January 2001 news of the assassination of Laurent Kabila which force him to call off the assignment and deposite this money Packed in a diplomatic case in a private finance company in holland, the Netherlands, though he registered the content as precious stones the real content is (US9.5M) meant for the purchase of arms for the Congolese Army.
My father went home for the funeral of the late president, but on his arrival he was arrested, detained and tortured, unfortunately my father sufferred cardiac arrest and died on the 17th of March 2001.
However,one of our numerous visits I and my mother paid him while in prison, my father revealled this secret to me and advice that i should proceed to the Netherlands to claim the money, he handed me all the relevant documents that will enable me claim the box from the finance company,such as (CERTIFICATE OF DEPOSIT)the telephone number and the fax number.
On our arrival in the Netherlands few months ago, we sought for political asylum; which was granted.I and My mother are making frantic effort on the best way to handle this money. We sought advice from an attorney who advised that we must seek for a trustworthy foreign business partner whom can invest this fund in a profitable venture. This we view as the best option because our refugee status does not permit us to operate a bank account, hence we seek your assistance and hope you could be trusted.
Meanwhile, I sincerely ask you to assist us to get this money through your account, Your share for assisting us will be $2m of the total sum, $500.000.00
will be set aside for the expenses we might incurred in the course of concluding this venture such as telephone bills,travelling expenses and the remaining $7m will be for me and my family. Also you stand to gain from any investment you might introduce us into after the conclusion of the transfer.
Please keep this confidential until we finalize and get this money into your account for security reasons.
Please forward your response to this e-mail address:(fredkyari@spinfinder.com) Thanks and GOD bless.
MR, FREDDY KYARI
Please take me back. I miss you. I miss your homosexual antics. I miss your masturbatory habits. I miss your Flordian accent. Please accept this as a token of my sincerity
It's my constitutional right to aquire and distribute child pornography. If you aren't, you may as well move to Iran or one of those crazy places where there's no rights.
Thanks for labeling the above as 'joke', I'd have easily modded you down as LIAR if you hadn't. Who cares about those aussies anyway? Everyone knows that god forsaken continent is full of convicts and primitive waring zulu tribes. Fuck 'em.
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Weapons inspectors in Iraq today uncovered "a small vial of botulinum toxin..." and were reportedly "...looking for a similar suspect vial of anthrax." Proof of Weapons of Mass Distruction. Before this discovery I have adamantly put-down the Bush Aministration. Today, I sing a new tune. I am glad to see that our tax dollars have been well spent. Thank you, George W. Bush and friends.
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Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoetnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be at the rghit pclae. The rset can be a total mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Fcuknig amzanig huh?
The Downing Street media chief wrote on 4 July that "it would fuck" BBC reporter Andrew Gilligan if Dr Kelly was the source, because he was not "a spy or full-time MoD official".
I woulda had fp not like anyone gives a shit -BUT- i was picking my ponies for the races today in at belmont, NY. come join me if you'd like -i'll be in the grandstand, upper upper upper level - till ya cant go up no mo.
Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoetnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be at the rghit pclae. The rset can be a total mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Fcuknig amzanig huh?
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If you bring alcohol to his home or place of business, it's tradition that you both become drunk and discuss anything you'd like. It's an employee perk. Try it! He can't fire you!
What does opium smell like?
This is clearly a ripoff of the famed "Icy Hot Stuntaz" My clients are seeking to establish a case against said ICY HOT TODDLAHZ. As their attorney I reccommend you immediatley cease and desist all potential claims that will result in monetary gain for your party.
Dear Madam,
:(fredkyari@spinfinder.com) .
Compliment of the day, I am FREDDY KYARI, The son of late General Kubwa
Kyari of the Democratic Republic of Congo.
My father was a General in the Congolese Army. In his position (My father)with
the office of the presidency during the regime of Laurent Kabila,he was
assigned on a secret mission to source and acquire arms
internationally in order to strengthen the Government forces against the
rebels, which already had the support of Rwandan and Uganda Army.
Meanwhile, he was still negotiating for the purchase of the arms, he
received on the 16th January 2001 news of the assassination of Laurent
Kabila which force him to call off the assignment and deposite this money
Packed in a diplomatic case in a private finance company in holland, the
Netherlands, though he registered the content as precious stones the real
content is (US9.5M) meant for the purchase of arms for the Congolese Army.
My father went home for the funeral of the late president, but on his
arrival he was arrested, detained and tortured, unfortunately my father
sufferred cardiac arrest and died on the 17th of March 2001.
However,one of our numerous visits I and my mother paid him while in prison,
my father revealled this secret to me and advice that i should proceed to
the Netherlands to claim the money, he handed me all the relevant documents
that will enable me claim the box from the finance company,such as (CERTIFICATE
OF DEPOSIT)the telephone number and the fax number.
On our arrival in the Netherlands few months ago, we sought for political
asylum; which was granted.I and My mother are making frantic effort on the
best way to handle this money. We sought advice from an attorney who advised
that we must seek for a trustworthy foreign business partner whom can invest
this fund in a profitable venture. This we view as the best option because
our refugee status does not permit us to operate a bank account, hence we
seek your assistance and hope you could be trusted.
Meanwhile, I sincerely ask you to assist us to get this money through your
account, Your share for assisting us will be $2m of the total sum, $500.000.00
will be set aside for the expenses we might incurred in the course of
concluding this venture such as telephone bills,travelling expenses and
the remaining $7m will be for me and my family. Also you stand to gain
from any investment you might introduce us into after the conclusion of
the transfer.
Please keep this confidential until we finalize and get this money into
your account for security reasons.
Please forward your response to this e-mail address
Thanks and GOD bless
MR, FREDDY KYARI
Please take me back. I miss you. I miss your homosexual antics. I miss your masturbatory habits. I miss your Flordian accent. Please accept this as a token of my sincerity
B-b-b-b-b-but you are!
It's my constitutional right to aquire and distribute child pornography. If you aren't, you may as well move to Iran or one of those crazy places where there's no rights.
Thanks for labeling the above as 'joke', I'd have easily modded you down as LIAR if you hadn't. Who cares about those aussies anyway? Everyone knows that god forsaken continent is full of convicts and primitive waring zulu tribes. Fuck 'em.
ph33r is rite. njj tearin shit up werddddd
Capitalism
Patriarchy
White supremacy
Weapons inspectors in Iraq today uncovered "a small vial of botulinum toxin..." and were reportedly "...looking for a similar suspect vial of anthrax."
Proof of Weapons of Mass Distruction. Before this discovery I have adamantly put-down the Bush Aministration. Today, I sing a new tune. I am glad to see that our tax dollars have been well spent.
Thank you, George W. Bush and friends.
You are so gay.
I don't know what to say. Anyone with half s brain will recognize this piece as utter bullshit.
Christ, my asshole aches.
Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoetnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be at the rghit pclae.
The rset can be a total mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Fcuknig amzanig huh?
Sadly, you've inevitably failed. Do not let a minor set-back such as this prohibit you from reaching your ultimate goal.
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What's the difference between a toddler and a golden delicious apple?
I don't cum[sic] all over the apple before I take a big bite!
What does SCO stand for?
This just in, a curse on the BBC website, OMG!:
The Downing Street media chief wrote on 4 July that "it would fuck" BBC reporter Andrew Gilligan if Dr Kelly was the source, because he was not "a spy or full-time MoD official".
That was the unfunniest thing I've seen all day.
I woulda had fp not like anyone gives a shit -BUT- i was picking my ponies for the races today in at belmont, NY. come join me if you'd like -i'll be in the grandstand, upper upper upper level - till ya cant go up no mo.
I don't think the previous comment should've been deemed appropriate for public posting. Thank you.
Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoetnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be at the rghit pclae.
The rset can be a total mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Fcuknig amzanig huh?
Gee whiz, I sure hope so! =)