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  1. Here's what should happen but doesn't on The Sad Graph of Software Death (tinyletter.com) · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I was handed a problem where SQL couldn't handle the parameters in code from a product that wrote code in a convoluted way. It took me two weeks to handle it, but the fix I eventually pushed out made sure that the issue would never happen again.

    Despite the fix working for about ten years now, I never got an apology for being punished over the fix taking more than the nitwit manager saying it would take to fix.

    If you want code teams to fix stuff right, make sure that the code guy is a manager. If you want someone to blow smoke up your ass and punish people that fix things promote suckup people that have no idea on how to code, or hire h1b's.

  2. Re:Won't work on Ask Slashdot: Any Dishwasher Hackers Out There? · · Score: 1

    The only difference between a ford focus and an e-85 focus is software (and badging).

    So that's the example you are asking for.

  3. Re:Goodluck Kim on Kim Dotcom Loses Extradition Case (stuff.co.nz) · · Score: 1

    So it's a good thing that USA will never be under the International court of justice because that would violate the citizens of the United States inherit civil rights?

    If it's not a good thing, then I'd posit that some treaties need to be re-examined and changed.

  4. Re:As a non anon coward on JavaScript User Prohibitions Are Like Content DRM, But Even Less Effective (teleread.com) · · Score: 1

    Real life can provide big boobs. It's easy, just have a house and a paycheck - once that gets out big boobs flock to use and spend that.

  5. Yeah. Scripting - it's shut off unless needed. For me to enable any scripting I really do have to want the cheese.

    I'd rather find another site before any scripting is enabled in my browsers - and to accentuate my level of paranoia - I stopped loading Adobe stuff 5 years ago.

  6. A Suggestion? on Ask Slashdot: Keeping My Data Mine? (2015 Edition) · · Score: 1

    They have these things called "Hard Drives" and they can "Store Data" and even made into a "Raid" that can help "Preserve Data".

    I have to go look up how much I owe Dr. Evil for the use of the quotes but expecting the online storage to be private is like wishing that an ice cube will protect you from a nuke.

  7. Google on Google Hosts Special Demo Day For Female Entrepreneurs (thenewstack.io) · · Score: 0, Troll

    Not trying to flame - not being a Jerk, just pointing out a disconnect at Google HQ.

    What if one of those Female Entrepreneurs sold confederate merchandise in her "Bring Back the Dukes of Hazard" store?

  8. Every time I see a reminder about setting up a sms account, I go to support and raise a ticket, I explain that I have no sms phones and would like a phone number to discuss the issue.

    they reply that they are unable to provide a phone number to resolve the issue - at which point I remind them that I am unable to provide them with an sms number, and then I again ask for a phone number to discuss the issue.

    Now if everyone did that,.....

  9. Re: New York Times on GunTV Aims To Premier 24-Hour Shopping Channel For Firearms · · Score: 1

    So - I don't own a gun?

    Funny. I thought I had a perfectly good .327 magnum. It's never killed.

    Mind you, I've given it permission to go off and forage - never did take me up on it.

    Huh. What about Shotguns? I have an 870 - guess that's not a gun either?

  10. Re:Calling out Perl detractors in a release? on Perl 6 Gets Beta Compiler, Modules and an Advent Calendar (thenewstack.io) · · Score: 1

    Yep. At no place in my resume did I list perl. If they wanted the same disaster they should fire me. I'm 100% with you on that.

    They seem quite happy at my progress. Specially since I can actually do things without relying on silly things like having scheduled jobs and the stuff I coded already being much more efficient and faster might hinder me being fired.

    Crazy talk, I know. Clinging to perl is the only right solution. Cause like, there's tons of perl people out there that can step right in and Grok it.

  11. Re:Perl? I thought most everyone moved on to Pytho on Perl 6 Gets Beta Compiler, Modules and an Advent Calendar (thenewstack.io) · · Score: 1

    Agreed.

    When you have to do flips to find ount something like

    if ($foo ne "Email") fails when you read a line in because while it is Email only without the quotes, there' s something wrong.

    And in strawberry, why can't you use say ? say is supposed to let you print without having to do \n.

  12. Re:Perl? I thought most everyone moved on to Pytho on Perl 6 Gets Beta Compiler, Modules and an Advent Calendar (thenewstack.io) · · Score: 1

    Can we please add suicide as a third option?

  13. Re:Calling out Perl detractors in a release? on Perl 6 Gets Beta Compiler, Modules and an Advent Calendar (thenewstack.io) · · Score: 2

    I recently got hired (july) and found out I was to learn perl to maintain their current infrastructure.

    I'm 25% done with rewriting the infrastructure - and should be free of perl and autoit by this time next year.

    Sorry, While I appreciate a fan base carrying stuff on - perl is just.. ick.

    And the documentation - I looked online and say I could get documentation by just typing in dod, so I made the mistake of doing so, and page after page after page after page after page after page after page after page after page after page after page after page after page after page after page after page after page kept paging in the dos window before I three fingered the pc and rebooted.

    Perl isn't my cup of tea. I can use it,code with it, fix it - but it's just an annoyance when I have to go into it. Not trying to flame it - just pointing out that there are other better documented languages that can be used.

  14. People are people on Scammy Tech Support Sites Now Serving Up Ransomware (csoonline.com) · · Score: 1

    People buy alarms for houses and cars and maintain them. People buy dogs and run out and get help training them.

    Then there are the people that don't care about maintenance or learning how to maintain - and that's why a system that just restores factory fresh with the touch of a coupe of buttons is the best option for them.

    Frankly, as having been the "go to" family member to fix this crap - after 20 years, I'm sorta glad that they just reset their stuff and leave me alone.

  15. It's bad? on London's Deputy Mayor On Ditching Diesel · · Score: 0

    Cars built around technology that supports diesel can drive mind boggling distances on a single tank.

    I guess what is good for a consumer is bad for a taxer.

  16. I funded when this was first posted on /. on MST3K Successfully Crowdsources Its Comeback (thenewstack.io) · · Score: 1

    This was my very first kickstarter donation, and I joined at the 250 level for the mission patches.

    I'm happy with three new shows, but it would be awesome for 12.

    I'm thinking of Bumping up to 327 just for the signed poster.

  17. Shrugs on Netflix Remaking Lost In Space (ew.com) · · Score: 1

    I like the series.

    I don't like most of the over the top Dr Smith episodes, and despite everyone hating the carrot episode, it was amusing to and pretty cool to see Smith do the sublime thing.

    The original show didn't contain Dr Smith , and I think it was a mistake to bring him in. He wanted to stay in the show and mutated the character into a buffoon- and that sorta limited the show. He wouldn't of been kept around if he was just plain evil - cause he would of been tossed off the ship.

    The science behind the writing made me cringe. Going past the speed of light was possible when Smith traded off controls for things , but they routinely sailed thru galaxies and had to fear mobile supernovas. And for the first season, they sorta forgot about the orbit of the planet they were on.

    So if they fixed it. Made it into a family survival thing without "oh the pain, the pain", kept some science in it, made sure to actually follow a plot (Think how awesome "Lost" would of been if they had a storyline predetermined), and kept the "make it cute for kids so they buy toys" out f it?

    I think it would be an awesome show.

    I do have all the DVDs for the original show - store-bought. So I am a fan.

  18. Does anyone eat corn?

    You might want to check out the history of corn, because it's been genetically engineered for centuries.

    And, it's in a crap load of the food products you buy now - like that 1 dollar soda pop from Mc Donalds.

  19. You are forgiven. :)

  20. There will be no blood, because nothing on a car ever fails - especially computers.

    (frankly, I will be terrified when there are people texting while their 6 year old car is driving for them - my parents have a 2014 Cherokee latitude that's had 8 recalls)

  21. Re:Whats the issue? on Israel 'To Review' Top Appointment After Facebook Controversy (bbc.com) · · Score: 0

    Please don't insult morons.

  22. Facebook on Saying "Wasted" On Facebook Can Affect Your Credit Score (ajc.com) · · Score: 1, Offtopic

    I'm one of the folks that knew early on facebook was utter crap and has never had an account. They apparently can't tell the difference between me and my father who haunts facebook.

    Just ran a credit check and all three of them have me on my parent's discovery card - of which I never had a discovery card - and in fact don't have any credit cards. Unless you count my debit card - which has no credit.

    My fico is low - despite having no late payments to any bills over five years - own a vehicle, in 14 years I'll own my home.I have no other debt other than my mortgage.

    I guess if you aren't shoveling cash into credit card providers profits, you aren't credit worthy?

  23. this is why we have crap for politicians on Larry Lessig Ends Presidential Campaign, Citing Unfair Debate Rules (washingtonpost.com) · · Score: 1

    I think that we need to scrutinize election rules under the same constitutional lens we're using for gun laws.

    We need to get away from the clinton's, bush's and future obama's and get actual presidential material into the white house.

    That can't be done if the media and election laws shape only the rich and powerful to get elected.

  24. How is this under the radar? on Carriers Selling Your Data: a $24 Billion Business (adage.com) · · Score: 1, Interesting

    You agreed to the EULA. This isn't under any radar - It's what you agreed to.

  25. If we get rid of Christmas and Thanksgiving holidays from the school system, that's 4 days of time the testing could be shifted to.

    It's easy enough to implement, Just identify the schools that struck the word "Christmas" and teach that Native Americans got screwed.