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olltime whistler's mother yourmissionfortoday yr0 and all the AC's and p
eople I forgot to include. and now a word from our sponser: It has come to
my attention that the entire Linux community is a hotbed of so called 'alter
native sexuality,' which includes anything from hedonistic orgies to homosex
uality to pedophilia. What better way of demonstrating this than by looking
at the hidden messages contained within the names of some of Linux's most o
utspoken advocates: * Linus Torvalds [microsoft.com] is an anagram of s
lit anus or VD 'L,' clearly referring to himself by the first initial. *
Richard M. Stallman [geocities.com], spokespervert for the Gaysex's Not Unus
ual 'movement' is a n▒▓███ ██████ ██████ ▒ anagram of mans cram thrill ad.
* Alan Cox [mi c▒████ ░ rosoft.com] ░▒███ ▒ is barely an anagram of anal c
ox which is ju ░▓██▒░ st so filthy and u n░▒██▓░ christian it unnerves me.I'
m sure that E░▓█▓░ ric S. Raymond, composer o░▓█▓░ f the satanic homosexual
[goatse.cx ]▓██░ pro█pa█ga█nda diatribe Th█e Ca░▓█▓the dral and the Bizarre,
is proba ░██░█ bly █an an█agram of someth█ing qu░██░eer, but we don't need
to look t▒█▒h █ at f█ar█ a█s w█e ███know ███h ███ e▒█▒ 's always shoving a g
un up so▓█░me █poor █li█tt█le█ b█oy'█s rec█tu█m. █Up░█▓date: Eric S. Raymond
is act██░ual █ ly a█n █an█a█gra█m f█or se█co█nda█ry ░█▓rim and cord in my a
rse. I▓█t just█ goes█ t█o ███sho██ ██w you█ t█hat█ he i█▓s indeed queer.Upda
te th▓█e Secon█d: It█ i█s █al█so█ document█ed█ th█at Evi█▓l Sicko Gaymond is
res▒█░ponsibl█ e fo█r █a █na█us█eat█ing p█ie█ce █of cod░█▒e called Fetchmai
l [░█░microsof█t. co█ m█],█ wh█ic███h is o██b ███ viously░█░ sinister sodomi
te █▓slang for 'Felch Male' -- a disgusting practise. For ▓█those not in the
k▒█now, 'felching' is the act performed by two perverts wh█▒erein one sucks
t█▒heir own post-coital ejaculate out of the other's rectu▒█m. In fact, it
a░█ppears that the dirty Linux faggots set out to undermine █░the good Repub
l▓▓ican institution of e-mail, turning it into 'e-male.' As▓▓ far as Richar
d█▒ 'Maste█r' Stallm█an goes, that f█il█thy fu█dge-packer wa▒█s actually quo
░█ted [sal█on.com] o█n leftist commie p█ropaganda site Salon.█░com as saying
▒█ the fo███ll ███ o█ wi█ng███: 'I'v█e███ been█ █r██esistant █▒to the pressu
▓█re to co█nfo█rm █i█n █an█y c█ircum█st█ance, █'██ h█e says. █▓'It's about b
▓█eing abl█e to qu█e█s█tio█n c█onven█ti█onal w█i█sdo█m,' he a█▓sserts. 'I be
██lieve in█ lov████ ███ e,█████ but █no█t mono█g█amy█,' he sa██ys plainly.An
▓█d this i█sn'█t a█ █ma█de█ up troll█ b█ullshi█t█ ei█ther! He█▓ actually sta
▓█ted this█ tr█ip██e█, █wh█ich█ make█s █it obv█i█ous█ that he█▓ is trying to
▒█ politel██y s██a█y█ th█at███ he's █a ██flami█n█g h█omo [com█▒p-u-geek.net]
░█ slut [rotten.com]! Speaking about 'flaming,' who better t█░o point out a
s█▒ a filthy chutney ferret than Slashdot's very own self-co▒█nfessed pedera
s▓▓t Jon Katz. Although an obvious deviant anagram cannot be▓▓ found from hi
s░█ name, he has already confessed, nay boasted of the homos█░exual [goatse.
cx█▒] perversion of corrupting the innocence of young child▒█ren [slashdot.o
rg▒█]. To quote from the article linked: 'I've got a rare █▒kidney disease,
' I█▓ told he█r. █'I have to go to the bathroom a lot. You▓█ can come with m
e i░█░f you w█ant█, but it takes a while. Is that okay wi░█░th you? Do you w
ant ▒█░a not███e █f██ro ███m my do███cto ███ r?███ ' Is░█▒ this why you wer
e tou▓█ching █ yo██ur█ █pen█is [r█ott█en█.co█ █ m]█ in t█▓he cinema, Jon? An
d lett▓▓ing t█he █oth█e█r b█oys touch█ i█t too█? We s ▓▓ hould also point o
ut that██░ Jo█n K█atz█ █████refers ███ to███ hi███ms ░██ elf as 'Slashdot's
resident▓█ Ga█sba█g.'█ █Is there █any█ more █doubt█ ░█▓ ? For those fortunat
e few wh▒█o a█ren█'t █a█war█e of █th██e █lis█t█ of█▒█▒ homosexual [goatse.cx
] termin▓▓olo██g █y f█ou███nd insi██d█e t███he █████░ Linux 'Sauce Code,' a
'Gasbag'▓▓ is a pervert who gains sexual grati ░▓█▓ fication from having a t
hin stra▒█w ins█▓░erted into his urethra (o r░▓█▓░ to use the common parlanc
e, 'piss▒█-pip ▓▓██▒░ e'), then his homo s░▒██▓░ exual [goatse.cx]lover blow
s firmly░█░ do ▓░ ▒████ ░ wn the st ra░▒███ ▒ w to inflate his scrotum. This
is, of c▓▒ours▓e , w▒▓███ ██████ ██████ ▒ hen he's not busy violating the d
ignity an▓█d co▓pyright o░░▒▓▓ ██▓▓▒ ░ f posters to Slashdot by gathering to
gether th▒█eir ▓ postings and publishing them en masse to further his twiste
d and mani██pu ▒ lative journalistic agenda. Sick, disgusting antichristian
perverts,▓█ th▒e lot of t ░▓██▓▒ hem. In addition, many of the Linux distr
ibutions (▓█░a ▓'distrib ▓████ ████ ution' is the most common way to spread
the faggot▒██s █░' war e█████ ███▓▓█▒ s) are run by faggot groups. The Slack
ware [redha▓█░ ▒▒ t.com█████ ████░ ▒█▒] distro is named after the 'Slack-wea
r' fags wea▒█▒r ▒to a ▒█████ ████░▒ ▓█ llow easy access to the anus for sexu
al purposes.▓█▒ ▒░Fur █████ █████ ████▓ thermore, Slackware is a close anagr
am of claw a░██ ░▓ rse█████ ██████ ████░, a reference to the homosexual [goa
tse.cx] prac ▓████░ ti███▓█ █████ ▓████▒ ce of anal fisting. The Mandrake [s
lackware.com] ░▒██▓pr ██▓▓▓█ ██▒░░▒ ███▓ oduct is run by a group of French f
aggot satanists, ▒and █▓i ▒███▒ s n█████ amed after the faggot nickname for
the vibrator. It was a█░lso██▓ cho ▒████░ sen because it is an anagram for d
ark amen and ram naked█,█░ ░▓▓w░▓░ h████░ ich is what they do. Another 'dis
tro,' (abbrieviated a █ █▒ ▒▓▓ ▓██ s████░ s uch because it sounds a bit like
'Disco,' which is whe█░▒█r e h▒██ o████░░ mosexuals [goatse.cx] preyed on y
oung boys in the 1970s█▓), is Debi ▓████░░ an, [mandrake.com] an anagram of
in a bed, which could ▓▓be conside ▒████ ░ red innocent enough (after all, a
bed is both where we █░sleep and p░████ ░░ ray), until we realise what othe
r names Debian uses to▓▒ descri be ░████ ░ their foul wares. 'Woody' is obvi
ous enough, being a te▓▒░rm for t h▒█▒░▓ ░░ e erect male penis [rotten.com],
glistening with pre- ▒░ ░ cum. But ██░░█ ░ far sicker is the phrase 'Frozen
Potato' that they use▓░.░ T his f ░█▓▓██░ ilthy term, again found in the s
ecret homosexual [goa░█░ts e.cx] 'Sa █████▓ uce Code,' refers to the solo ho
mosexual [goatse.cx] ▓█practice of d ▒█████▒ efecating into a clear polythen
e bag, shaping the t▓█░urd into a cru █████ ░ de approximation of the male p
hallus, then leavin▒█▓g it in the fre ▓█████▒ ezer overnight until it become
s solid. The practi██tioner then proc ░████ █▒ eeds to push the frozen 'pota
to' up his own rec██▓tum, squeezing it ██████ ▒ in and out until his tight y
oung balls erupt ▓██▒in a screaming or ▓████ ██ gasm. And Red Hat [debian.o
rg] is secret ho░███░mo [comp-u-geek.n e█▓▓██ █▓ t] slang for the tip of a p
enis [rotten.com▓█▓▓ ] that is soaked i ▒█▓▓█ ██░ n blood from a freshly vio
lated underage r█▓█░ingpiece. The fag s██▓▓█ █▓ h ave even invented specia
l tools to aid ░█▓▓their faggotry! For e ▒▓▒▓█ ██ xample, the 'supermount' t
ool was devised▓▓█░ to allow deeper pene t▓▓▓▓█ █▒ ration, which is good for
fags because i█▓█t gives more pressure o ███▓█ █▓ n the prostate gland. 'Au
tomount' is us▒▓█░ed, on the other hand, b███▓█ ██░ ecause Linux users are a
ll fat and gay█▓█, and need to mount each ███▓█ ██▒ other [comp-u-geek.net]
automaticall ▒█▓█ y. The depths of their ▓██▓██ █▓ depravity can be seen in
their use of██▓▓ 'mount points.' These a ▓██▓█ ███ re, plainly speaking, th
e different ██▓▓▓poin ts of penetration. T▓██▓█ ███░ he main one is obviousl
y/anus, but███▒▒ there are others. Milit ▒█▓██ ███░ ant fags even say 'ther
e is no/opt██▓▓░ mount point' because fo ▓▓▓█▓▓ █▓░░ r these dirty perverts
faggotry is░ n░▒ot optional but a way of ▓████ ▒█▓░ life. More evidence is
in the fact tha░▒t Linux users say how m ▒█████ ▒░░░ uch they love `man`, e
ven going so far ░▓as to say that all new ▒████ ▓ L░░ inux users (who are in
fact just innocen▓▓t heterosexuals indoc ▒█████ tr░░ inated by the gay prop
aganda) should try ██░out `man`. In no o th▒▓█▒░ er░░ syste m do users boast
of their frequent ▒██▒recourse to a man. Other ar░ eas of the system also
show Linux's inheri▓██▓t gayness. For example, pe o░ ple are often told of
the 'FAQ,' but how m░███any innocent heterosexual Wi ░ ndows [amiga.com] use
rs know what this act▒██ually means. Th░e answer is shocking: Faggot Anal Qu
est: the voyage of dis░covery for new░█░ly converted fags! Even the title '
Slashdot [geekizoid.com]' originall ░█▓░ y referred to a homosexual [goatse.
cx] practice. Slashdot [kuro5hin. o▓██▓ rg] of course refers to the popular
gay practice of blood-l░░etting ░▓███ ▒ . The Slashbo░░ts, o f course are th
ose super-zealous hom o░▓█▓▓ ██████ ██▒ sexuals [go░░░░ atse.cx] who take th
is p erversion to its e░▒███ █████ ███▒░ xtreme b░░░░░░ y ripping open their
anuse s░░ , as see n o░▓███ ██████ ██▒░ n t he ░░░░░░░ site most popular wi
th Slashd o░░░░░ t us░░▒▓▒ ░░░░░ ░░░░░ ░░ ers,░▒░░░ ░░ t he depraved work of
Satan, ht tp:░░░░░ ░░▒▒░░ ░░░░░░ ░░░░░▒ ░░ ░░░░░░ ░░//www.eff.org/ [eff.or
g]. The ed itors░▒▒▒▒ ░░░░░ ░░ ░ of Sl░▒▒▒▒ ░░░░░ ░ ashdot [slashduh.org] a
lso have ho mosexual░░░░ ░░ [ goatse.cx] name░░░░ s: 'Hemos' is obvious in i
tself, being o ne vowel away from 'Homos.' But even more sickening is 'Comma
nder Taco' whic h sounds a bit like 'Co mmode in Taco,' filthy gay slang for
a pair of spreadea gled buttocks that are c aked with excrement [pboy.com]
. (The best form of lubrication, they insist.) Sometimes, these 'Taco Commod
es' have special 'Salsa Sauce' (blood from a ruptured rectum) and 'Cheese' (
rancid flakes of penis [rotten.com] discharge) toppings. And to make it even
worse, Slashdot [notslashdot.org] runs on Apache! The Apache [microsoft.co
m] server, whose use among fags is as prevalent as AIDS, is named after homo
sexual [goatse.cx] activity -- as everyone knows, popular faggot band, the V
DFW - While I respect your work, I do not understand your stance. We at the CLIT have love for all logged in trolls/crapflodders, including you. Please come into the fold. We can forgive this post, which BTW is hereby claimed by the CLIT.
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mother yourmissionfortoday yr0 and all the AC's and people I forgot to inc
lude. and now a word from our sponser: It has come to my attention that the e
ntire Linux community is a hotbed of so called 'alternative sexuality,' which
includes anything from hedonistic orgies to homosexuality to pedophilia. What
better way of demonstrating this than by looking at the hidden messages conta
ined within the names of some of Linux's most outspoken advocates: * Linu
s Torvalds [microsoft.com] is an anagram of slit anus or VD 'L,' clearly refer
ring to himself by the first initial. * Richard M. Stallman [geocities.com
], spokespervert for the Gaysex's Not Unusual 'movement' is an anagram of mans
cram thrill ad. * Alan Cox [microsoft.com] is barely an anagram of anal c
ox which is just so filthy and unchristian it unnerves me. I'm sure that Eric
S. Raymond, composer of the satanic homosexual [goatse.cx] propaganda diatrib
e The Cathedral and the Bizarre, is probably an anagram of something queer, bu
t we don't need to look that far as we know he's always shoving a gun up some
poor little boy's rectum. Update: Eric S. Raymond is actually an anagram for s
econdary rim and cord in my arse. It just goes to show you that he is indeed q
ueer. Update the Second: It is also documented that Evil Sicko Gaymond is res
ponsible for a nauseating piece of code called Fetchmail [microsoft.com], whic
h is obviously sinister sodomite slang for 'Felch Male' -- a disgusting practi
se. For those not in the know, 'felching' is the act performed by two perverts
wherein one sucks their own post-coital ejaculate out of the other's rectum.
In fact, it appears that the dirty Linux faggots set out to undermine the good
Republican institution of e-mail, turning it into 'e-male.' As far as Richar
d 'Master' Stallman goes, that filthy fudge-packer was actually quoted [salon.
com] on leftist commie propaganda site Salon.com as saying the following: 'I'v
e been resistant to the pressure to conform in any circumstance,' he says. 'It
's about being able to question conventional wisdom,' he asserts. 'I believe i
n love, but not monogamy,' he says plainly. And this isn't a made up troll bu
llshit either! He actually stated this tripe, which makes it obvious that he i
s trying to politely say that he's a f laming homo [comp-u-geek.net] slut [rot
ten.com]! Speaking about 'f laming,' who better to point out as a filthy chut
ney ferret than Slashdot's v ery own self-░ confessed pederast Jon Katz. Altho
ugh an obvious deviant a nagr░░░░░ am can░░ not be░░ f ound from his name, he
has already confessed, n a░░░▒░ ░░░▒░░░ ░░ y boas░░░ ted of the homosexual [go
atse.cx] perversion of c ░░░░ orru░░░░▒ ▒▒░ pting░░░░░ ░ the innocence of youn
g children [slashdot.o r░▒░ g]. T░ o░▒▒▒▒ ░ q uot░░░▒▒ ▒░ e from the article l
inked: 'I've got a ra r▒░░ e k░░ id░░░▒▒░ ney d░░▒▒▒ ▒▒▒░ isease,' I told her
. 'I have to go to th e░▒░░░ ░ b at░░░▒░░ hroom ░░▒▒▒▒ ▒▒▒▒░ a lot. You can co
me with me if you wa n░▒▒▒▒ ░░ t, bu░░▒▒▒░ t it░░▒▒▒ ▒▒▒▒▒ ░░ t akes a while.
Is that okay with y ou▒▒░░ ? Do y░░░░▒ ▒░ ou ░░▒▒▒▒ ░░▒▒▒▒ ░ want a note from
my doctor?' Is th is░░░░ w hy yo░░▒▒▒ ▒░ u░▒▒▒▒ ▒▒▒▒▒ ░▒▒▒▒ w ere touching yo
ur penis [rotten.c░░░░▒░ om░ ] i░░░░▒ ▒░ ░▒▒░░▒ ▒▒▒▓▒▒ ▒▒▒▒░ n the cinema, Jo
n? And letti ng the o░▒▒░░░ ░▒▒▒▒ ░▒▒▒▒ ░░░▒░░ t░░░░▒ ▒▒▒▒▒ ▒░░░ her boys touc
h it too? W e should░░▒░▒ ▒▒▒▒▒▒ ▒▒▒▒▒▒ ░▒░ a lso░░▒▒▒ ▒▒▒▒▒ p░ oint out that
Jon Katz refers t o ░▒░▒▒ ▒▒▒▒▒ ▒▒▒▒▒ ░░▒░░ ░░░ ░▒▒▒▒ ▒▒▒▒▒▒ himself as 'Slas
hdot's resident G asb▒▒▒▒▒ ▒▒▒▒▒▒ ▒▒▒▒ a░▒▒▒▒ ▒▒▒▒▓▒ ▒▒▒▒▒▒ ▒░ g.' Is there an
y more doubt? Fo r ░░▒▒▒ ▒▒▒▒▒ ▒▒▒▒░ tho░▒▒▒▒ ▒▒▒▒▒ ▒▒▒▒▒ ▒▒▒░ se fortunate fe
w who aren't aw a░ r░▒▒▒▒ ▒▒▒▒▒▒ ░ e of ░▒▒▒▒▒ ▒▒▒▒▒▒ ▒▒▒▒▒▒ ▒ the list of hom
osexual [go atse░░.░▒▒▒▒ ▒▒▒▒▒ ░ cx] ter░▒▒▒▒ ▒▒▒▒▒ ▒▒▒▒▒ ▒▒▒▒ minology found
inside the Li n▒▒▒▒▒ ▒▒▒▒▒▒ ▒▒▒░ ux 'Sauc░░░▒▒ ▒▒▒▒▒▒ ▒▒▒▒▒▒ ▒░ e Code,' a 'G
asbag' is a p er▒▒▒▒▒ ▒▒▒▒▒ ▒▒▒▒░ vert who ░░░▒▒ ▒▒▒▒▒ ▒▒▒▒▒ ▒▒▒ gains sexual
gratificati on f░▒░▒▒ ▒▒▒▒▒▒ ▒░░ rom having ░░▒▒▒▒ ▒▒▒▒▒▒ ▒▒▒▒░░░ a thin straw
inserted i nto hi▒▒▒▒▒ ▒▒▒▒░ s u░░░ rethra (░░▒▒▒ ▒▒▒▒▒ ▒▒▒▒▒ ░░ or to use th
e common parlance ░▒▒▒▒▒ ▒▒▒ , 'pis░░ s-pipe░░░▒▒ ▒▒▒▒▒▒ ▒▒▒▒▒▒ ░░ '), then hi
s homosexual [░ g░▒▒▒▒ ▒▒▒░ oatse.cx]lover ░░░░░ ▒▒▒▒▒ ▓▒▒▒▒ ▒▒░░░ blows firml
y down the st ra░▒▒▒▒ ▒▒▒░ w to i░ nfl░ ate░░░ h░░░▒▒ ▒▒▒▒▒▒ ▒▒▒░░ is scrotum.
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e dignity a nd ░░▒░░ ▒▓▒ co░▒▒▒▒ ▒▒▒▒▒ ▒░░▒▒ ▒▒▒▒▒ ▒▒▒▒▒ ▒▒▒▒▒ ▒▒░░ pyright of
posters to S ░ ░▒░ ░▒▓░ la░▒▒▒░ ▒▒▒▒▒▒ s░▒▒▒▒ ▒▒▒▒▒▒ ▒▒▒▒▒▒ ▒░░░░ hdot by gat
hering to geth░ ▒░ er░▒▒ t he░▒░░▒ ░▒░ ir░▒▒▒▒ ▒▒▒▒▒ ▒▒▒▒▒ ▒▒▒░ p ostings and
publishing them ▒e n░ m░ asse ░░░▒░░░ to f▒▒░░░ ▒▒▒▒▒▒ ▒▒▒▒▒▒ ░ urther his twi
sted and man ipu▒ la░ t░ ive j░░▒▒▒░ ourna░▒░░░ ░▒▒▒▒ ▒▒▒▒▒ ░░░ listic agenda.
Sick, disgu st▒░ ing antichristian perve░░░░▒ ▒▒▒░░░ ▒▒▒▒▒░ ░ rts, the lot o
f them. In a dd░▒ ition, many of the L i░▒░ nux dist░░▒▒▒ ░░r░ibuti ons (a 'd
istribution' i s ▒ the░░ m ost common way ░░to spr ea░░▒▒▒░ d ░░the faggots' w
ares) are run b y░░ f a░ ggot g roups. The Slackwar e░░▒▒░ [ re░ dhat.com] dis
tro is named a fte▒ r the 'Slac░░░ k-wear' fags wea r░▒▒▒░ t o allow easy acce
ss to the anus fo ░░ r sexual ░▒▒░░ ▒░ pu░░ ░░ rposes░░░ . Furthe rmore, Slack
ware is a close ana░g ram ░░░▒▒▒▒ of▒▒▒▒▒ ▒▒▒▒▒░ c l░▒ aw arse, a reference to
the homosexual [goat se.c░▒▒▒▒ ░ x] ░▒▒▒▒ ▒▒░▒▒ ░░░▒░ practice of anal fistin
g. The Mandrake [ slackwar░▒▒▒ ▒▒░ e.co░░░░░ ░▒▒▒▒▒ ▒░ m] product is run by a
group of French faggot s a░░▒░░ ▒▒▒▒▒ ▒▒▒▒▒ ▒▒▒▒▒ ▒▒▒ tanis ts, and is named a
fter the faggot nickname f ░░░░░░ ░▒▒░░▒ ▒▒▒▒▒▒ ▒▒▒▒ or the v ibrator. It was
also chosen because it is a░▒▒░░ n anag░░▒▒▒ ▒▒▒▒▒ ░ ram f or dark amen and ra
m naked, which is what th e░▒▒▒░ y░░ d o. ░▒▒▒▒▒ ▒▒ A not her 'distro,' (abbri
eviated as such because i t▒░▒▒░ s░░▒▒▒ ▒▒▒▒▒ ▒▒▒▒ ounds a b it like 'Disco,'
which is where homosexua l░▒▒░░░ s [░▒▒▒▒ ░░░░▒▒ ▒ goatse.cx] preyed on young
boys in the 1970s), is D ░▒▒░▒ ░ ebian, [man░░▒▒▒▒ drake.com] an anagram of in
a bed, which could b e ░▒▒▒░░ ▒░ considered░░▒▒ ▒░ i nnocent enough (after al
l, a bed is both wher e ░▒▒░ ░▒▒▒░ we sleep░░▒▒▒ ▒▒░ and pray), until we reali
se what other name s Deb░ ░░ ░░▒▒▒░ ian us░▒▒▒▒ ▒░░ es to describe their foul
wares. 'Woody' i s obvi░░ ░ ou░░▒▒▒ ░░░░░ ▒▒▒▒▒ ▒░ ░ s enough, being a term fo
r the erect m ale penis ░░▒░ [░░░▒▒ ▒▒▒▒▒▒ ▒▒▒▒▒▒ ░ ░░ rotten.com], glistening
with pre-c um. But f░░░░░ ▒░ ░░░▒▒ ▒▒▒▒▒ ▒▒▒▒▒ ▒▒▒ a▒░▒░ r sicker is the phra
se 'Froz en Potato' t▒▒░░░ ▒░ ░░░▒▒▒ ▒▒▒▒▒▒ ▒▒▒▒▒▒░ h░░░▒░ at they use. This f
ilthy term, a g░░░ a░▒░░░ ░▒▒░░ ░▒▒▒▒ ▒▒▒▒▒ ▒▒▒▒▒ ░ i░ n▒▒░ found in the secre
t homose xua░░░░ l ░▒▒░░▒ ░▒▒▒ ░░▒▒▒▒ ▒▒▒▒▒▒ ▒▒▒▒░░░ ░ [go░ atse.cx] 'Sauce Co
de,' ref er░░ s to ▒▒▒░░ ░░░░▒ ░░░▒▒ ▒▒▒▒▒ ▒▒▒▒▒ ░░░░ the solo░ homosexual [go
atse.cx] p ractice ░▒▒░░░ ░░░░░ o░░▒▒▒ ▒▒▒▒▒▒ ▒▒▒▒░░ ░ f defec▒░ ating into a
clear polyth ene ba░░ g░░░░░ ▒░░░▒ ░░░░░ ▒▒▒▒▒ ▒▒▒░ ░ , shapin▒░ g the turd in
to a cru de approx░▒░ ░░▒░ ░░░░ i▒░ mat░▒▒▒▒ ▒▒▒▒▒ i░ on of t░▒░ he male phall
us, then le avin g▒░ i t▒▒▒░░ i n░░ t ░▒▒▒░ ▒▒▒▒▒▒ ░ h░ e fre░▒▒░ ezer overnig
ht until it b eco░░me s ░░░▒░░ solid. Th░▒░ ░▒▒▒▒░ e practiti░▒▒░░ oner then p
roceeds t o push ░ the f░ ░▒░░░░ rozen '░░░ p░░░░ otato' u p ░░░░ his own rect
um, s queezing i░ t in and o░░ ut u░░ n░░░░ t░░ il his tight ░ young balls eru
pt i n a screaming orgasm. And Red░░ H░░ at [debian.org] is secret homo [com
p-u -geek.net] slang for the tip o f a penis [rotten.com ] that is soaked in b
loo d from a freshly violated und erage ringpiece. The f ags have even invent
ed s pecial tools to aid their faggotry! For example, th e 'supermount' tool w
as devised to a llow deeper penetration, which is good for fags because it giv
es more pressure on the prostate gland. 'Automount' is used, on the other hand
, because Linux users are all fat and gay, and need to mount each other [comp-
u-gee░░░k.░ net] automatically. The depths of t░heir depravity can░ be seen
in t▒████░ █ heir use of '██mount points.' Thes████░e are, plainly s█peaking,
the ▒▒di░█f░f e░ rent poi░▒▒░n t░ s o░ f penet░█rat█ io░ n. The ma░ █in░ one i
s o ▒▒░░▓▒ █ b█▒██ viousl▒░y█/█▒█ρ 8 █▒█▒ anus, █▒but ██▒█t ▒▓▓▒ ██▒ █ █░ here
are ▒████░ █ ▒░ ░█ othe r█░░█ s█░ . █░ Militant ▒▓█▒f█░ ░▓ █ a█ █░ g██▒s even
say ▒▒'th█e█ █░ ░█ re i ░████▒ ░▓█▒s░ █▒ no/o░░p t█ █░ ░█░█ m█░█░o █▓▒ unt po
int'▒▒ b░█e█c▒▒ ▒█ ause █░for█ ▒ t█ ▒ h█ ese d░█░ i█ █▒ ▒▒ █ r█ █░ t█y█░ perve
rts ▒████░ █ f████ aggot█ ry ▓░▒██░i ██░s not o░███░ ████ p░██░ █░ t█i░█onal b
ut a way of l▒░i░▒fe. More evidence is in the fact t█░hat Linux users say how
much they l ░███ █████▒ ove `man`, eve ▒█████ n goin█░g so far as to say that
all new Linux users (who are in fact just innocent heterosexuals indoctrinate
d by the gay propaganda) should try out `man`. In no other system do users boa
st of their frequ ░░░░░ ent recourse to a man. Other areas of the s░ystem als
o show █░Linux's i█████ █░ nherit gayn▒▒ess█░. For example, people a█re often
told o █░ f ░the 'FA█░Q █░░,' b░ut ho▒▒w m█░an░y i░nnocen░t h ░ ete█rosexual
Window █░░█▒ █s [ami█░g ██▒█░ ░█▒█ a.c▒█▒▒▒ ░ █▒█░o█m █░▒▓▒█ ]█▒█░ u█ sers kno
w what █░░█th█is act█░ua█░ ▒▒ █░░▓▒ l ▒█▒▒▒█ ▒▒ l█ █ y█░▓▒ m ░▓░░█ e▒ans. The
answer █░░█is█ shock█░in█░ ▒▒ █▒▒▒░g: ▒▒Fa █░▒▒ g█g█o █░ ▒██ ▒█▒▒▒ t▒ Anal Que
st: the█░░█ v█oyage █░of█░ ▒▒d█░ ░ isc▒▒ ov█░░█ ░█e█r █░▒░ ▒▒░█ y▒ for newly c
onverte█░░█d █fags! █░ E█░ ▒▒ v███ en ▒▒the█░ ▒██ t▒█▓█░ ███ i▒██░ t█le 'Slash
dot [geekizoid.com]' originally referred to a homosexual [goatse.cx] practice.
Slashdot [kuro5hin.org] of course refers to the popular gay practice of blood
-letting. The Slashbots, of course are those super-zealous homosexuals [goatse
.cx] who take this perversion to its extreme by ripping open their anuses, as
seen on the site most popular with Slashdot users, the depraved work of Satan,
http://www.eff.org/ [eff.org]. The editors of Slashdot [slashduh.org] also h
I Do It Wrong! + I Do It Wrong On Stage(2xthe fun)
on
Salon in Dire Straits
·
· Score: -1
I do it wrong
Laying here in the shadows of my room, I squint up at my love. My Ms. Portman. I
am sore and tired after fucking her for eight solid hours. My chapped and aching
dick is soaking in grits to relieve the pain. She gets on her knees and starts
lapping the grits up out of the bowl. She places her beautiful hands on my penis
and starts to lick the grits off my achy piece.
Massaging my nutsack she....
WAIT, I DO IT WRONG!!!!
Yanking my dick out of her mouth I throw her to the ground and shove it in to
her gaping freshly fisted ass.
"OH BIG ASS SPORK!! Fuck my ass, fuck my ass good. DEEPER, my stallion, deeper!!
Make a Beowulf cluster of sperm on my back!!"
"Imagine a Beowulf cluster of this baby!"
I DO IT WRONG!!!!
I continue to hump her alabaster form. Glistening with beads of sweat, she bites
her lip in delight as I tear her ass open with my engorged dick.
"Queen Amidala!!" I shreik as I near climax.
She looks up at me and screams, "You are so alive in me, unlike *BSD or VA
Software!!! Fill me with seed!! Yes, Yes, Yess!!!!"
"For me you are calling, hhhmmm?"
"YODA?!? What the fuck, can't you see I am using the force here?"
He savagely kicks my Natalie aside, he pulls out his large green penis and
impales me...
I DO IT WRONG!!
All your sporkz are belong to the dead homiez!!
You win, dude. Keep posting Mr. Goaty, and enjoy
this special tribute to Big Ass Spork!!!
I DO IT WRONG!, adapted for the stage by
YourMissionForToday. Originally written by
Big Ass Spork.
INT. COFFEE HOUSE-NIGHT.
A BEATNIK stands pensively on stage in a smoky coffee house.
A WHALIN' SAX and COO-COO BONGOS begin to play, followed by some
WAY-HIP VIBES (xylophone).
BEATNIK
Laying here in the shadows of my room, I squint up at my love.
My Ms. Portman. I am sore and tired after fucking her for
eight solid hours. My chapped and aching dick is soaking in
grits to relieve the pain. She gets on her knees and starts
lapping the grits up out of the bowl. She places her beautiful
hands on my penis and starts to lick the grits off my achy
piece. Massaging my nutsack she....
The Beatnik flicks his cigarette as the sax and vibes trail
off, leaving only the bongos.
BEATNIK
(quietly)
Wait...I do it wrong...
The Beatnik pauses to light another cigarette.
BEATNIK
Yanking my dick out of her mouth I throw her to the ground and
shove it in to her gaping freshly fisted ass.
A DANCER dressed as Queen Amidala approaches the stage. She
carries a bucket of hot grits in one hand, and huge rubber penis
in the other. Beatnik takes the penis, bends her over and
pantomimes rough anal sex.
DANCER
OH BIG ASS SPORK-Daddy!! Fuck my ass, fuck my ass good.
DEEPER, my coo-coo stallion, deeper!! Make a Beowulf cluster
of sperm on my back!!
BEATNIK
Imagine a Beowulf cluster of this baby!
BEATNIK
(together with DANCER)
Wait!!! I do it wrong!!!
BEATNIK
I continue to hump her alabaster form. Glistening with beads
of sweat, she bites her lip in delight as I tear her ass open
with my engorged dick. "Queen Amidala!!" I shriek as I near
climax.
DANCER
You are so alive in me, unlike *BSD or VA Software!!! Fill me
with seed!! Yes, Yes, Yess!!!!"
VOICE (FROM OFFSTAGE)
For me you are calling, hhhmmm?
BEATNIK
YODA?!? What the fuck, can't you see I am using the force
here?
YODA appears from offstage, carrying a huge green rubber
penis. After a brief fight, Yoda impales the Beatnik with his
penis, and he dies a messy death covered in blood, spunk, and
hot grits.
BEATNIK
(dying, as the sax climaxes)
Wait, my brothers and sisters....I DO IT WRONG!
Afterwards, the cast gets up and takes a bow.
CAST
Thanks very much. All your sporkz are belong to the dead
homiez!!
if you use micro$hit winblows ur probably a FAG and like to have sex wit hMENS BUTTS!!!!1
LiNuX is good bcuz it is OPEN SOURACE and you can get all kinds of things to make it look good i think that windows looks gay bcuz every ones computer looks the same lol
on my linux i use EXCITMENT with my own theme "PURE BLUE" whenever my friends come over who use windos theyr like WHAT THE FUCK your computer is "ELETE"
i installed LiNuX on the computar at school now I can use OPEN SOURCE everywhere LOL! i am also going to make my first project from COMPUTERS class OPEN SOURCE and put it on my webpage!!!
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the wipo troll things to do today trollaxor trollercoaster trolltime whi
stler's mother yourmissionfortoday yr0 and all the AC's and people I forgo
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'altern▓░a▓░ t░ ive s░exu░al ░▓ ity,' which░ i▒▒ ncludes anything from hedoni
stic org█▒▓ i█▒█ ░▓ e█ ▒█▒ s ░▓░░░ ▒▒t░▓ o█▒█ ▒▒░▓ ▓░▒█▒ ▒ ░▓▒█▒ homosexualit
y to ped▒█op▓░ ░▓░▓ h█ ▒▒ ili░█▓▓▓ ▒▒ ░▓ ▒░ ░░▒██ a▓░▒▒.░▓ █ W▒▒ hat better w
ay of de░▓mo▓░ ░▓░▓ n█ ▒▒ str░▓ ati▒▒n░▓ ▓░g t▒▓█h ▓░▒▒ ░▓i█s ▒▒than by looki
ng at th░▓e ▒▒ ▒▒░▓ h█ ▒▒ idd░▓en m▒▒ ░▓ ▒▒ ▒░▒▒▒▓ ▓░▒▒e░▓s ░ ▓▒ sages contai
ned with░▓i n▓▓▓ t▓▓▒█ ▒▒ he ░▓nam e█▓▒▓s ▓▓▓ ▒▒ ▓▒▓░▒▒o ▓ f▓▓▓▒ s ome of Lin
ux's most outspoken advocates: * Linus Torvalds [micro▓so▒░ft.c om] is a
n anagram of slit anus or VD 'L,' clearly referring to hims▒▓▓▒elf by the fir
st initial. * Richard M. Stallman [geocities.com], spokespervert for the
Gaysex's Not Unusual 'movement' is an anagram of mans cram thrill ad. * A
lan Cox [microsoft.com] i s barely an anagram of anal cox which is just so fi
lthy and unchristia░▓n i▒▒t unnerves me. I'm sure that Eric S. Raymond, comp
oser of the satanic░▓ h ▒▒ o░ mo░ sexual ░ [goat░ se.cx] propaganda diatribe
The Cathedral and t░▓he ▒▒▒█▒ ▒▓▒█ ▒█▒▓▒ █ B▓░▒▓▒█ izarre, is probably an ana
gram of something q░▓ue ▒▒▒▒ e░ ░█░▒▒r ▓,█ b▓░▓▒ ut we don't need to look tha
t far as we know he░▓'s ▒▒▒▒a ▒▓▒▓░ ▒ ░▓ █ l▓░ ▒▓▓ ways shoving a gun up some
poor little boy's r█░ e█░▒▒ c█ t█░▒▒ ░▓ █ u█░▒░m▒▒. Update: Eric S. Raymond
is actually an anag ░███▒ ▒▒ r▒▓▒▓░ ▒ ░▓ ▒█▓▓░ ▓▓▓ am for secondary rim and c
ord in my arse. It just goes to show you that he is indeed queer. Update the
Second: It is also documented that Evil Sicko Gaymond is responsible for a n
auseating piece of code called Fetchmail [microsoft.com], which is obviously
sinister sodomite slang for 'Felch Male' -- a disgusting practise. For those
not in the know, 'felching' is the act performed by two perverts wherein one
sucks their own post-coital ejaculate out of the other's rectum. In fact, it
appears that the dirty Linux faggots set out to undermine the good Republican
institution of e-mail, turning it into 'e-male.' As far as Richard 'Master'
Stallman goes, that f░░ilthy fudge-packer was actually quoted [salon.com] on
leftist commie prop ░▒▒▒░ ░ aganda site Salon.com as saying the following: '
I've been resistant t░▒▒▓█ ▒░░░ o the pressure to conform in any circumstance
,' he says. 'It's ab o░▒█▓▒ ▓▓▒░░ ut being able to question conventional wisd
om,' he asserts. 'I b ░▒▓▓▒▓ ▒▓▓▒░░ elieve in love, but not monogamy,' he say
s plainly. And this i░░▒▓▓ ▓▓▓▓▓ ▓▒░ sn't a mad░░ e up troll bullshit either
! He actually stated t ░░▒▓▒▓ █▓▓▓▒▓ ▒░ his t░░░░▒ ░ ripe, which makes it obv
ious that he is trying t ░▒▓▒▓ ▓▓▒▒▒ ▒░ o poli░░░░▒ ░ tely say that he's a fl
aming homo [comp-u-geek.n░▒▓▒▓ ▒▒▒▒▒░ ░ et] sl░░░░▒ ▒░ ut [rotten.com]! Spea
king about 'flaming,' wh o ░▒▓▒▓ ░░░░ b░ etter to░░░▒▓ ░ point out as a filth
y chutney ferret than Sla sh░▒▒▒▓ ░ dot'░░░ s ver░░░░▒ ▒ y own self-confessed
pederast Jon Katz. Althou g░░▒▓▒ ▓▒ h an░░░ o bvi░░░░▒ ░ ous deviant anagram
cannot be found from his n ░▓▒██▒ ▓▒ ame,░░ h e h░░░░░ ▒░ as already confess
ed, nay boasted of the homo s▓██▓▒ ▒▓▒ exu░░░ al [░░░░░ ▒░ goatse.cx] pervers
ion of corrupting the innoc e▓██▒▒ ▒▒▓▓░ nc░░░ e of░░░░░ ▒░ y oung children [
slashdot.org]. To quote fro m▓██▒▒ ░░▒▓█▒ t ░░░ he a░░░░▒ ░ rticle linked:'I'
ve got a rare kidney diseas e▒██▒▒ ░░░░▒█▒,'ρ 7░░░ I t░░░▒▒ ░ old her. 'I have
to go to the bathroom a lo t▒▓▓▒░ ░░░░░ ▓▓░.░░░░░ Y░░░▒▒▒ ou can come with
me if you want, but it take s▒▒▒▒░ ░░░░░░ ▓█▒ a ░░░░░░ ░▒▒▒░ while. Is that o
kay with you? Do you want a ░▒▒▒▒ ░░ n░░░░░ ▓▓░ o░░░░░ ░▒▓▓░ te from my docto
r?' Is this why you were t ░▒░▒▒░ ░ ouc░░░░░ █▒ h░░░░░ ▒██▒ ing your penis [
rotten.com] in the cinema, J ▓░▒▒░ ░░ on? ░░░░▒ ▓░ ░░░░▒ ███▒░ And letting th
e other boys touch it too? ▓░▒▒░░ ░░ We s░░░ ░▒█▓░░ ░▒▒███ ▓░ hould also po
int out that Jon Katz refer s▓▒░▒░ ░░░░ t o ░░░ ░▒▓█▒ ░░▓██ ███░himself as 'S
lashdot's resident Gasbag.' I▒▓░▒▒ ░░░░ s the░░ re░▒██▓ █▓▓▓█▓ █▒ any more do
ubt? For those fortunate few ░█░░▒ ░░░░ who a░░░ re░░▒▓█ ▒▒▒▒▒ ▓█▒ n't aware
of the list of homosexual [g o▓█░▒▒ ░░░░ atse.░░░ cx]▒▒▒▓▒ ░░▒▒▒▓ ▒ t erminol
ogy found inside the Linux 'S ░██░▒ ▒░░░ auce Cod░ e░░▓▒▒ ▒░░░▓ ▒▓█▒,' a 'Ga
sbag' is a pervert who gains s ░██░▒▓ ░░░░ exual ░░░▒▒▒ ▒▒▒▒░▒ ▓▒▒▓▓░ gratifi
cation from having a thin stra w░██░░ ▒░░░░ i nser░▒▒▒▒ ▓▒▒▒▒ ▒▒▒▒▓ ▒░ted int
o his urethra (or to use the co m░▓█░░ ▒░░░░ mon p░▒▓▒▒ ░░░▒▒▒ ▒▒▒▒█▒ ░ arlan
ce, 'piss-pipe'), then his homos ex▒█▓░░░ ual [goat░░░ se.░░░▒▒ ▓▓▓█▒ ░ cx]lo
ver blows firmly down the straw to i░████ █▓▓▒░░ ░░░ nflate░░░▒▒ ▓▒▒▒▓▒ his s
crotum. This is, of course, when he 's▒▓▓▓▓ ▓▒░ n ot busy v io░░▒▒▓ ▓▓▒░ lati
ng the dignity and copyright of poster s to Slashdot by gathe ri░░▒▒▒ ▒░ ng t
ogether their postings and publishing them en masse to further h is░░░ ░ twis
ted and manipulative journalistic agenda. Sick, disgusting antic hristian pe
rverts, the lot of them. In addition, many of the Linux distributions (a 'di
stribution' is the most common way to spread the faggots' wares) are run by f
aggot groups. The Slackware [redhat.com] distro is named after the 'Slack-wea
r' fags wear to allow easy access to the anus for sexual purposes. Furthermor
e, Slackware is a close anagram of claw arse, a reference to the homosexual [
goatse.cx] practice of anal fisting. The Mandrake [slackware.com] product is
run by a group of French ▒▒faggot satanists, and is named after the faggot ni
ckname for the vibrator. ▒▒It was al░so cho░sen because it is an anagram for
dark amen and ram naked, ▒▒whi ▒▓▓▒ ▓░ ▒▒ ▓▒▓░ ch is what they do. Another '
distro,' (abbrieviated as▒▒ suc█h █ ░▒ █ ░▓░░█ because it sounds a bit like '
Disco,' which is where ho▒▒mos░▓e ▓░ █ ▓ ▒▓▒▒▒ xuals [goatse.cx] preyed on yo
ung boys in the 1970s), i▒▒s D █ e█ b▓▒▒ ░▓ i▒ an, [mandrake.com] an anagram
of in a bed, which could ▒████ ░▓▓░ b░█e c▒▓▓░ ▒▒ onsidered innocent enough (
after all, a bed is both where we sleep and pray▒), until we realise what oth
er names Debian uses to describe their foul wares. 'Woody' is obvious enough,
being a term for the erect male penis [rotten.com], glistening with pre-cum.
But far sicker is the phrase 'Frozen Potato' that they use. This filthy term
, ag░░░ai ░ n found in the secret homosexual [go░atse.cx] 'Sauce Co░de,' refe
rs ▒█▓▓█░ ▓ to the solo h██omosexual [goatse. ▓█▓█░cx] practice of █defecatin
g i▒▒nt░▓o░ a ░clear pol░▒▒░y t░ hen░ e bag, ░▓sha█ pi░ ng the tu░ █ r░ d int
o a▒▒░░▓▒ █ c█▒█▓ rude a▒░p▓ p█▒▓▒ █▒▓▒ roxima█▒ tio▓▓▒█ n▒▓▓▒ ▓▓▒ █ ▓░ of th
e m▒█▓▓█░ █ ▒░ ░▓ale p h█░░█ a█░ ll█░ us, then ▒▓█▒ ▓░l░▓e█a █ ▓░ v██▒ ing it
in▒▒ th█e█ ▓░f░▓reeze ░█▓▓▓▒ ░▓█▒r░ █▒ over ░░ ni█ ▓░ ░▓░▓gh▓ ▓░t █▓▒ until
it ▒▒be░█c█ ▒▒ ▒▓ omes ▓░s o█ ▒ l█ ▒id█. The ░█░ p█ ▓▒ ▒▒ █ r█ ▓░ a█ █░ ctiti
on ▒████░ █er▓▓▓▓ then █pro ▓░▒▓▓░ ▒▓▓░ ceeds ░███░ ▓▓▓▓ t░▓▓░ ▓░ o█ ░█push t
he frozen 'p▒░o░▒tato' up his own rectum, squeezing ▓░it in and out until his
tight youn ░▓▓▓ ▓▓▓▓▓▒g balls erupt i ▒▓▓▓▓▓ n a sc▓░reaming orgasm. And Re
d Hat [debian.org] is secret homo [comp-u-geek.net] slang for the tip of a pe
nis [rotten.com] that is soaked in blood from a freshly violated underage rin
gpiece. The fags have even invented special tools to aid their faggotry! For
example, the 'supermount' tool was devised to allow deeper penetration, whic
h is good for fags because it gives more pressure on the prostate gland. 'Aut
omount' is used, on the other hand, because Linux users are all fat and gay,
and need to mount each other [comp-u-geek.net] automatically. The depths of
their depravity can be seen in their use of 'mount points.' These are, plainl
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inus T o░▒▓▓▓ ▓▓▓▓▓▓ █▓▓▓██ ▓▓▓▓▓▓ ▓█▓▒▒░ ██ rvalds [microsoft.com] is an an
agram of s░▓▓▓▓ ▓▓▓▓▓ █████ ▓▓▓▓▓ ▓▓▓▓▓ ▒███░ lit anus or VD 'L,' clearly re
ferring to ░▓▓▓▒▓ ▓▓█▓██ █▓▓▓▓▓ ▓▓▓▓▓▓ ▓▓███░ himself by the first initial.
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e. I'm ░▒▒▒▒▒ ▒▒▒▒▒▒ ██████ ███▓▓▓ ██████▒ ░░ ░░░▒░░ ▒ sure that Eric S. Ra
ymond, c▒▒▒▒▒ ▒▒▒▒▒ ▒▓███ █████ █████ ████░ ░░░▒░ ▒▒░▒▒ omposer of the satan
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lways s ▒▒▒█▓ ▒▒▒▒▒ ▒▒▒▒▒ █████ █████ ▓░░▒▒ ░░▒▓█ ▒░▒▒░░ ho░ving a gun up so
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m. Upd ▒▒▒▒▒ █▓▒▒▓ ▓▒▒▒▒ ▒▓███ █████ ▓▒▒▒▒ ▒▒▒▓█ ▒▒▓▓░ a░░░░te: Eric S. Raym
ond i s▓▒▒▒▒ ▒▓▓▓▓▓ ▓▒▒▒▒▒ ██████ ███▒▒▒ ▒▒▒▒▓█ ▒▓▓▓░ ░▒▒▒░░actually an anag
ram f ▒▒▒▓▒ ▒▒▒▓█ █▓▓▓▒ ▒▒░▒█ █████ █▒▒▒▒ ▒▓▓██ ▓▓░ o░▒░░ ░░r secondary rim
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It ju s▒▒▒▒▒ ▓▒▒▒▒ ███▓▒ ▒▒▒▓█ █████ ▒▒▒▒▒ ██▓░░ ░▒▒▒▒ ▒▒░░░t goes to show y
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ueer. ░▓▒▒▒ ▒▓▓▓▓ ▓▓███ ▒▒▒░▒ █████ ▒▒▒▓█ ▒░░░▒ ▒▒▒░ Upda░░te the Second: I
t is a l▓▒▒▒▒ ▒▒▒▒▓▓ ███▓▒▒ ░░████ ▓▒▒▒▒█ ▒░░░▒▒ ▒░ so doc░░umented that Evi
l Sicko ▒▒▒▒▒ ▒▒░░░ ▒▒▓▓▓ ▒░▒░▓ ███▓▒ ▒▓█▓░ ░░░░░ Gaymond ░ is responsible f
or a na ░▒▒▒▒▒ ▒▒░░░░ ▒▓▓█▓░ ░▒████ ▓▒▓██▒ useating piece░░░ of code called
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obvious l▒▒▒▒▒ ▒░▒▓▓▓ ░ y s▓▓▒▓▓ ▓▒████ ▓▓▒ inister s o░░░▒░domite slang for
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n that the entire Linux community is a hotbed of so called 'alternative sexu
ality,' which includes anything from hedonistic orgies to homosexuality to p
edophilia. What better way of demonstrating this than by looking at the hid
den messages contained within the names of some of Linux's most outspoken ad
vocates: * Linus Torvalds [microsoft.com] is an anagram of slit anus or
VD 'L,' clearly referring to himself by the first initial. * Richard M.
Stallman [geocities.com], spokespervert for the Gaysex's Not Unusual 'movem
ent' is an anagram of mans cram thri░ll ad.░░ * Alan Cox [microsoft.com]
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ise. For those not in the know, 'felching' is the act performed by two perve
rts wherein one sucks their own post-coital ejaculate out of the other's rec
tum. In fact, it appears that the dirty Linux faggots set out to undermine t
he goo░d Republican institution of e-mail, turnin░g it into 'e-male.'As far
as R▒███▓ ░▓▓▓█ █░ ich░░ ar▒▒▒▒▒▒ d▒▓▒░ ░▒▒▒▒ ░░███ ▓ 'Master' Stallman goes
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se r█████▒ ▓██▒░ ts▒██░▒ █ ▓████▓.░█ ███ ░ 'I b▒████▓ elieve in love, but no
t m ░▒████ ▒██ onog░██░▒ ▓ ▒██▓██ a░████ ▓my,' h▒▓███▓ e says plainly.And th
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it o░▒███ ░█▓ bviou█████▒ ░██s▓█▒ t██░ ░██░ ha t░▓██▓ he is trying to polit
ely ▒█████ ░█▒ say t░████ h░█▓ ▒██at██░ h▒▓▒ e' █████▓ s a flaming homo [com
p-u ░████▒ -geek.net] ▒▒░sl ░ ut [rotten.com]! ▓███▓░ Speaking about 'flami
ng,' ░who better to point out as a filthy chutne░░y ferret than Slashdot's v
ery own self-confessed pederast Jon Katz. Although an obvious deviant anagra
m cannot be found from his name, he has already confessed, nay boasted of th
e homosexual [goatse.cx] perversion of corrupting the innocence of young chi
ldre ▒███▓░ ▒▒▓█▓▒ n░▒▓██ ▒ ▒▓▓▓▓▓ ▒▓▓░ ▒▓▒ [slashdot.org]. To quote from th
e a ▒████ ▒▓███ ██▓ █████ █▒▓██ ██▓▓█ ▒ ███ rticle linked: 'I've got a rare
ki ██████ ██████ █░████ ██▒▓██ ███▒██▒ ███ dney disease,' I told her. 'I ha
ve t█████ ░████ ██▓▒█ █████ ▓████ █▒██░ ▓█▓ o go to the bathroom a lot. You
ca ▒█████ ░█████ █▓▒███ ███▒▓█ ███▓▒█ ░n██▓ come with me if you want, but it
t ▓████ █░███ ▒███▒ ██ ▒██▓ ░███ a▒██░ ██▒kes a while. Is that okay with yo
u? ▓███░D ░███░░ ██▒███o ██▒ ░███ y░██ o██▒u want a note from my doctor?'Is
thi▒██▓s w░███░ ██▓▒█ █ ░██▒ h███y ░██▒▓ █▒ you were touching your penis [ro
tte▒███n. c███░ ██▒░███ ░██▒ o██▓m ]█████ ▒ in the cinema, Jon? And letting
th ░████ ░e▓██░ ██▒ ███ ░██░ o██▒ t █████ ▒ her boys touch it too?We should
al ░██████ ▓██▒s█ ▒ ███░░█ ░ o██▒ p░██░░ █░oint out that Jon Katz refers to
hi m███▒██ ▒██▒ ██▒ ▓██░░ █░ s██▒elf██ a▓█░s 'Slashdot's resident Gasbag.' I
s th██▒ ██ ▒██▓ ██▒ ▓██▒░█ ░ e██▒re █▒an▒█▒y more doubt? For those fortunate
fe ███▓██ ▒███▓ █▒ ▓████ █░ w▓█▒ wh▓▓o ░█░a ren't aware of the list of homo
sex ▓█████ ░█████ ░ ▒██████ ua▓█▒l [█▓g ░█▒ oatse.cx] terminology found insi
de t░████▒ h▒████▒e L▒████░ in▓█░ux ▓▒'S░█░ auce Code,' a 'Gasbag' is a perv
ert who gains ░░░sexual░░ gratification from having a thin straw inserted in
to his urethra (or to use the common parlance, 'piss-pipe'), then his homose
xual [goatse.cx]lover blows firmly down the straw to inflate his scrotum. Th
is is, of course, when he's not busy violating the dignity and copyright of
posters to Slashdot by gathering together their postings and publishing them
en masse to further h░is twisted and manipulative journalistic agenda.Sick,
d ▒▓████▓ isgu░░ st▒███▓▒ ▓▓▓▓▓▓░ ing antichristian perverts, the lot of th
em ▓████ █░ ▒████ ░░███ █▓░██ ███░▒ █▓░░█ ▓▒ ███▓ . In addition, many of th
e L▒████ ██ ██████ ▓█████ ░█████ ░▒███░ ███▒ ███▓ inux distributions (a 'dis
tr ▒████ ██▒██ ███▒▓ ████▓ █████ ▒░███▒ ███▓ ▓███ ibution' is the most commo
n w▒███▓ ██░███ ██▒▓██ ██▓░██ ███░░█ █▒ ███▓ ▓███ay to spread the faggots' w
are▒██▓ ███▒█ ▓▒██▓ █████▓ s▓██▒) ░███░ ███▒a▓ █▓re run by faggot groups. Th
e S▒██▒ ███░██▒ ██▓▓██ ▒▒ la▓██▒ c░███░ ███▒ ▓██▓ kware [redhat.com] distro
is ▒██▓▓ █▓░██▒ ██▒▒██ named▒██▒ a░███ f███░ ▓██▒ter the 'Slack-wear' fags w
ea ▒█████ ░░██▒ ██▒▒██ r to ▒██░a l███ l▓██o ▒██▒ w easy access to the anus
fo ░████ ▒r ██▓ ██▒▒█ ▓ sexu▒██ al ██▓p ▓██ u▒██░ rposes. Furthermore, Slack
wa ░██▓░ re ██▓ ██▒ █████▒is ██ a c▓█▓l ▒██os░█ ░e anagram of claw arse, a r
efer██▒ence ▓██ ██░ ░▒███ ░t▒██o th▓█▒e ▒█▓ h░██ omosexual [goatse.cx] pract
ice ██▒of an▓██ ██▒ al ▓██░ ▒██ fis▓█░ t▒█▒i ░█▓ ng. The Mandrake [slackware
.com▓█▒] pr ▒██▒█ ░ odu▒██░c░ █t is░▒ r u▒░n b▒░y a group of French faggot s
atan▓█░ists ▒█████ , ░▒███░ ░██ and is named after the faggot nickname for t
he v▓█░ibra t▓███▒ o▒████ ░ ░█▓r. I▒█t w░█░ as█▒ also chosen because it is a
n anagram for ░▒▒da ░████▒ rk amen ▒█and▒█░ r █▒ am naked, which is what the
y do. Another 'distr░o,' (abbrieviated as such because it sounds a bit like
'Disco,' which is where homosexuals [goatse.cx] preyed on young boys in the
1970s), is Debian, [mandrake.com] an anagram of in a bed, which could be co
nsidered innocent enough (after all, a bed is both where we sleep and pray),
until we realise what other names Debian uses to describe their foul wares.
'Woody' is obvious enough, being a term for the erect male penis [rotten.co
m], glistening with pre-cum. But far sicker is the phrase 'Frozen Potato' th
at they use. This filthy term, again found in the secret homosexual [goatse.
cx] 'Sauce Code,' refers to the solo homosexual [goatse.cx] practice of defe
cating into a clear polythene bag, shaping the turd into a crude approximati
on of the male phallus, then leaving it in the freezer overnight until it be
comes solid. The practitioner then proceeds to push the frozen 'potato' up h
is own rectum, squeezing it in and out until his tight young balls erupt in
a screaming orgasm. And Red Hat [debian.org] is secret homo [comp-u-geek.ne
t] slang for the tip of a penis [rotten.com] that is soaked in blood from a
freshly vi o▒▓▓▓░ ██▓ l░▓▒▒ ▓▓▓▓▓▓▒ ated underage ringpiece.The fags have ev
en invent e█████ ▓██▓ d▒███░ █████ ▒██▓░ s pecial tools to aid their faggotr
y! For ex ▒█████ ▓██▓ a░███▒ █████░ ███░ mple, the 'supermount' tool was dev
ised to a ▒████ ▒▓██▓ l░███▒ █████ ░███▒ low deeper penetration, which is go
od for fa ▒████▓ ▓██▓ g░███░ █████░ ███▒ s because it gives more pressure on
the prost▒██▒at ▒██▓e ░███g ▓██▒ l░███░ and. 'Automount' is used, on the ot
her hand, ▒██bec ░██▓ a░██▓ u▓██▒se░ ██░ Li nux users are all fat and gay, a
nd need to▒██ mou░██▒nt ██▓e ▒██▒ a░███ch other [comp-u-geek.net] automatica
lly. The ▒██dep ░██▒ th██▓s ▒██░of ███their depravity can be seen in their
use of 'mo░█▓unt ░██▒po ██▓ i▒██ nts██▓.' These are, plainly speaking, the d
ifferent p░█▓oin ░██▒ ts██▓ o▒██f p ▓█▓ enetration. The main one is obviousl
y/anus, bu██t the██▓re ██▓ar▒██e ot▓█▒hers. Militant fags even say 'there i
s no/opt m██▒oun ████▓t █▓ p▒██ oin▓█░t' because for these dirty perverts f
aggotry is ███▓█▓ █████ ▓█▒ n░██ot o░▒ ptional but a way of life.More eviden
ce is in t ▒████▓ █████h █▒e ░██ fact that Linux users say how much they lov
e `man`, eve▒███▒ █▓▓▓▓n ░ g ░█▓ oin▒█g so far as to say that all new Linux
users (who are in fact just innocent▒█ heterosexuals indoctrinated by the ga
y propaganda) should try out `man`. In no other system do users boast of the
ir frequent recourse to a man. Other areas of the system also show Linux's
inherit gayness. For example, people are often told of the 'FAQ,' but how ma
ny innocent heterosexual Windows [amiga.com] users know what this actually m
eans. The answer is shocking: Faggot Anal Quest: the voyage of discovery for
newly converted fags! Even the title 'Slashdot [geekizoid.com]' originally
referred to a homosexual [goatse.cx] practice. Slashdot [kuro5hin.org] of c
ourse refers to the popular gay practice of blood-letting. The Slashbots, of
course are those super-zealous homosexuals [goatse.cx] who take this perver
sion to its extreme by ripping open their anuses, as seen on the site most p
opular with Slashdot users, the depraved work of Satan, http://www.eff.org/
[eff.org]. The editors of Slashdot [slashduh.org] also have homosexual [goa
tse.cx] names: 'Hemos' is obvious in itself, being one vowel away from 'Homo
s.' But even more sickening is 'Commander Taco' which sounds a bit like 'Com
mode in Taco,' filthy gay slang for a pair of spreadeagled buttocks that are
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entire Li▓█░nux community is ▓█░a hotbed of so called 'alternative sexuality
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pedophili▓█░a. What better w▓█░ay of demonstrating this than by looking at
the hidde▓█░n messages contai▓█░ned within the names of some of Linux's most
outspoke▓█░n advocates: ▓█░ * Linus Torvalds [microsoft.com] is an anag
ram of sl▓█░it anus or VD 'L,▓█░' clearly referring to himself by the first
initial. ▓█░ * Richard M. ▓█░Stallman [geocities.com], spokespervert for
the Gayse▓█░x's Not Unusual '▓█░movement' is an anagram of mans cram thrill
ad. *▓█░ Alan Cox [micros▓█░oft.com] is barely an anagram of anal cox wh
ich is ju▓█░st so filthy and ▓█░unchristian it unnerves me. I'm sure that Er
ic S. Ray▓█░mond, composer of▓█░ the satanic homosexual [goatse.cx] propagan
da diatri▓█░be The Cathedral ▓█░and the Bizarre, is probably an anagram of s
omething ▓█░queer, but we don▓█░'t need to look that far as we know he's alw
ays shovi▓█░ng a gun up some ▓█░poor little boy's rectum. Update: Eric S. Ra
ymond is ▓█░actually an anagr▓█░am for secondary rim and cord in my arse. It
just go ▓█░ es to show you t▓█░ hat he is indeed queer. Update the Second:
It is a ▓█████ ██████ ██████ ██████ ██████ ██████ █░ lso documented that Ev
il Sicko ░████ █████ █████ █████ █████ █████ █████ █▒ Gaymond is responsible
for a na useating piece of c▓█▒ ode called Fetchm▒█▒ ail [microsoft.com], w
hich is obviously sinister so▓█░domite slang for '▒█▒Felch Male' -- a disgus
ting practise. For those not ▓█░in the know, 'felc▒█▒hing' is the act perfor
med by two perverts wherein o▓█░ne sucks their own▒█▒ post-coital ejaculate
out of the other's rectum. In▓█░ fact, it appears ▒█▒that the dirty Linux fa
ggots set out to undermine th▓█░e good Republican ▒█▒institution of e-mail,
turning it into 'e-male.' As▓█░ far as Richard 'M▒█▒aster' Stallman goes, t
hat filthy fudge-packer was a▓█░ctually quoted [sa▒█▒lon.com] on leftist com
mie propaganda site Salon.com▓█░ as saying the fol▒█▒lowing: 'I've been resi
stant to the pressure to conf▓█░orm in any circums▒█▒tance,' he says. 'It's
about being able to question ▓█░conventional wisdo▒█▒m,' he asserts. 'I beli
eve in love, but not monogamy▓█░,' he says plainly▒█▒. And this isn't a mad
e up troll bullshit either! H▓█░e actually stated ▒█▒this tripe, which makes
it obvious that he is trying▓█░ to politely say t▒█▒hat he's a flaming homo
[comp-u-geek.net] slut [rott▓█░en.com]! Spe akin▒█▒g about 'flaming,' who
better to point out as a filt▓█░hy chutney ferret ▒█▒than Slashdot's very ow
n self-confessed pederast Jon▓█░ Katz. Although an▒█▒ obvious deviant anagra
m cannot be found from his na▓█░me, he has already▒█▒ confessed, nay boasted
of the h ▒▒▒▒▒▒ ▒▒▒▒▓▓ ▓▓▓▓▓█ ░ omosexual [goatse▒█▒.cx] perversion of corr
upting t h█████ █████ █████ ███░ e innocence of yo▒█▒ung children [slashdot.
org]. To q▒▒▒▒▒ ▒▒▒▒▒░ ░░░░░░░ uote from the artic░▓░le linked:'I've got a r
are kidney disease,' I told her. 'I have to go to the bathroom a lot. You ca
n come with me if you want, but it takes a while. Is that okay with you? Do
you want a note from my doctor?' Is this why you were touching your penis [
rotten.com] in the cinema, Jon? And letting the other boys touch it too?We s
hould also point out that Jon Katz refers to himself as 'Slashdot's resident
Gasbag.' Is there any more doubt? For those fortunate few who aren't aware
of the list of homosexual [goatse.cx] terminology found inside the Linux 'Sa
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Editorial: Why the Palm OS Is the Inevitable Winner By Ed Hardy Since its r
elease back in 1996, the Palm OS has dominated handheld sales. When Microsof
t released Windows CE in 1997, many industry "experts" were quick to say tha
t the software giant would quickly take over the lead. As we all know, that
didn't happen. Here's why. Palm and Microsoft have taken totally different
approaches to developing a handheld OS. The reason the Palm OS leads and Mic
rosoft follows is Palm's approach worked and Microsoft's didn't. Microsoft
decided to build everything they thought a customer would ever want into the
irs right from the beginning. They were aware the hardware wasn't good enoug
h to handle all that but Microsoft knew it would be someday. They have never
had a problem releasing products that weren't ready for the market and maki
ng their customers pay for the R+D. That's why WinCE/PPC have always had a l
ot of multimedia functions and short battery lives and poor performance; the
software was way ahead of the hardware. This might have worked if the hard
ware had caught up to the software relatively quickly. But it didn't. WinCE
was released in 1997 and the hardware is just now catching up, five years la
ter. The situation got so bad for Microsoft that they changed the name of th
eir handheld operating system from WinCE to Pocket PC in an attempt to escap
e the very bad reputation WinCE had collected. Palm took the exact opposite
approach. It tailored its OS to what the hardware could handle. That's why
the Palm OS has lacked multimedia but had great performance and battery life
. Turns out that's what customers wanted and Palm has continued to dominate
handheld sales. Palm's approach meant that handhelds didn't do everything t
hat some customers wanted, but what it did do, it did well. And Palm's simpl
istic approach also kept costs down. The Times They Are a Changin' But thin
gs have progressed. Just because the time wasn't right for multimedia in 199
6 doesn't mean it still isn't right. Processors have gotten better. They use
less power while getting faster. This means the hardware is ready for multi
media and that's why PalmSource is including it in OS 5. But the Pocket PC
OS benefits from the new processors, too. The hardware has finally just abou
t caught up with their software. This is why it has made some recent gains i
n market share. There might have even been a real competition between it an
d the Palm OS but now that the PPC's most glaring problems have been removed
, its many other problems have become more obvious. The Palm OS has a very
easy to use interface, well adapted to a small screen. Pocket PC has an inte
rface de signed for a screen at least four times bigger than any possible on
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That asshole is real, yes it is. The giver is photoshop. That ass has know some mayonase jars, not an over sized cock.
As for Photoshop being a sexy toy, it is. In 1992 with my Mac LC II, 8MB RAM, 80MB HD, Mac System 7, Photoshop v 1. I would airbrush the clothes off'a model chicks I scanned with my ofoto B&W 300 DPI (!) scanner. Those were the days...
Don't know about them, but 95% of mine are stolen. That's right, I steal, sue me. The 5% like the new Danzig album (I Luciferi, fucking rocks!) I bought, then ripped, zipped, offered it up on LimeWire. Gotta give back to the community! Keeping it all on a trunk mounted laptop is greedy.
SPRINGFIELD, Missouri (CNN) -- Convicted mobster John Gotti -- the ruthlessly brutal but stylishly dressed New York Mafia chief with silver slicked-back hair who reveled in the public spotlight as the "Dapper Don" -- died of cancer at a federal prison hospital Monday at age 61. Even if you were not a fan, you could not ignore his contribution to popular culture. Truly an American icon.
Laying here in the shadows of my room, I squint up at my love. My Ms. Portman. I
am sore and tired after fucking her for eight solid hours. My chapped and aching
dick is soaking in grits to relieve the pain. She gets on her knees and starts
lapping the grits up out of the bowl. She places her beautiful hands on my penis
and starts to lick the grits off my achy piece.
Massaging my nutsack she....
WAIT, I DO IT WRONG!!!!
Yanking my dick out of her mouth I throw her to the ground and shove it in to
her gaping freshly fisted ass. [goatse.cx]
"OH BIG ASS SPORK!! Fuck my ass, fuck my ass good. DEEPER, my stallion, deeper!!
Make a Beowulf cluster of sperm on my back!!"
"Imagine a Beowulf cluster of this baby!"
I DO IT WRONG!!!!
I continue to hump her alabaster form. Glistening with beads of sweat, she bites
her lip in delight as I tear her ass open with my engorged dick.
"Queen Amidala!!" I shreik as I near climax.
She looks up at me and screams, "You are so alive in me, unlike *BSD or VA
Software!!! Fill me with seed!! Yes, Yes, Yess!!!!"
"For me you are calling, hhhmmm?"
"YODA?!? What the fuck, can't you see I am using the force here?"
He savagely kicks my Natalie aside, he pulls out his large green penis and
impales me...
Give it the fuck up!!! You are not good. You are never going to get an FP, you will die FP'less. On your grave stone, under your name, birth and death dates will be the inscription: Never Got An FP On/.. Poor bastard.
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Thank you, and have a nice Friday,
BAS
I do it wrong
Laying here in the shadows of my room, I squint up at my love. My Ms. Portman. I am sore and tired after fucking her for eight solid hours. My chapped and aching dick is soaking in grits to relieve the pain. She gets on her knees and starts lapping the grits up out of the bowl. She places her beautiful hands on my penis and starts to lick the grits off my achy piece.
Massaging my nutsack she....
WAIT, I DO IT WRONG!!!!
Yanking my dick out of her mouth I throw her to the ground and shove it in to her gaping freshly fisted ass.
"OH BIG ASS SPORK!! Fuck my ass, fuck my ass good. DEEPER, my stallion, deeper!! Make a Beowulf cluster of sperm on my back!!"
"Imagine a Beowulf cluster of this baby!"
I DO IT WRONG!!!!
I continue to hump her alabaster form. Glistening with beads of sweat, she bites her lip in delight as I tear her ass open with my engorged dick.
"Queen Amidala!!" I shreik as I near climax.
She looks up at me and screams, "You are so alive in me, unlike *BSD or VA Software!!! Fill me with seed!! Yes, Yes, Yess!!!!"
"For me you are calling, hhhmmm?"
"YODA?!? What the fuck, can't you see I am using the force here?"
He savagely kicks my Natalie aside, he pulls out his large green penis and impales me...
I DO IT WRONG!!
All your sporkz are belong to the dead homiez!!
You win, dude. Keep posting Mr. Goaty, and enjoy this special tribute to Big Ass Spork!!!
I DO IT WRONG!, adapted for the stage by YourMissionForToday. Originally written by Big Ass Spork.
INT. COFFEE HOUSE-NIGHT.
A BEATNIK stands pensively on stage in a smoky coffee house. A WHALIN' SAX and COO-COO BONGOS begin to play, followed by some WAY-HIP VIBES (xylophone).
The Beatnik flicks his cigarette as the sax and vibes trail off, leaving only the bongos.
The Beatnik pauses to light another cigarette.
A DANCER dressed as Queen Amidala approaches the stage. She carries a bucket of hot grits in one hand, and huge rubber penis in the other. Beatnik takes the penis, bends her over and pantomimes rough anal sex.
YODA appears from offstage, carrying a huge green rubber penis. After a brief fight, Yoda impales the Beatnik with his penis, and he dies a messy death covered in blood, spunk, and hot grits.
Afterwards, the cast gets up and takes a bow.
LINUX RULEZ!!!!
hahaha micro$hit SUX ASS ahahhahahaha!
if you use micro$hit winblows ur probably a FAG and like to have sex wit hMENS BUTTS!!!!1
LiNuX is good bcuz it is OPEN SOURACE and you can get all kinds of things to make it look good i think that windows looks gay bcuz every ones computer looks the same lol
on my linux i use EXCITMENT with my own theme "PURE BLUE" whenever my friends come over who use windos theyr like WHAT THE FUCK your computer is "ELETE"
i installed LiNuX on the computar at school now I can use OPEN SOURCE everywhere LOL! i am also going to make my first project from COMPUTERS class OPEN SOURCE and put it on my webpage!!!
FUCK MICRO$HIT LINUX RULEZZZ!!!!
You sir, are an artist! I need to hide the evidence from my wife now ;).
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Editorial: Why the Palm OS Is the Inevitable Winner By Ed Hardy Since its r elease back in 1996, the Palm OS has dominated handheld sales. When Microsof t released Windows CE in 1997, many industry "experts" were quick to say tha t the software giant would quickly take over the lead. As we all know, that didn't happen. Here's why. Palm and Microsoft have taken totally different approaches to developing a handheld OS. The reason the Palm OS leads and Mic rosoft follows is Palm's approach worked and Microsoft's didn't. Microsoft decided to build everything they thought a customer would ever want into the irs right from the beginning. They were aware the hardware wasn't good enoug h to handle all that but Microsoft knew it would be someday. They have never had a problem releasing products that weren't ready for the market and maki ng their customers pay for the R+D. That's why WinCE/PPC have always had a l ot of multimedia functions and short battery lives and poor performance; the software was way ahead of the hardware. This might have worked if the hard ware had caught up to the software relatively quickly. But it didn't. WinCE was released in 1997 and the hardware is just now catching up, five years la ter. The situation got so bad for Microsoft that they changed the name of th eir handheld operating system from WinCE to Pocket PC in an attempt to escap e the very bad reputation WinCE had collected. Palm took the exact opposite approach. It tailored its OS to what the hardware could handle. That's why the Palm OS has lacked multimedia but had great performance and battery life . Turns out that's what customers wanted and Palm has continued to dominate handheld sales. Palm's approach meant that handhelds didn't do everything t hat some customers wanted, but what it did do, it did well. And Palm's simpl istic approach also kept costs down. The Times They Are a Changin' But thin gs have progressed. Just because the time wasn't right for multimedia in 199 6 doesn't mean it still isn't right. Processors have gotten better. They use less power while getting faster. This means the hardware is ready for multi media and that's why PalmSource is including it in OS 5. But the Pocket PC OS benefits from the new processors, too. The hardware has finally just abou t caught up with their software. This is why it has made some recent gains i n market share. There might have even been a real competition between it an d the Palm OS but now that the PPC's most glaring problems have been removed , its many other problems have become more obvious. The Palm OS has a very easy to use interface, well adapted to a small screen. Pocket PC has an inte rface de signed for a screen at least four times bigger than any possible on a hand held. And this is some▒░ thing t░▒ hat Microsoft░░░ w ill never be a ble to f ix because it is abso█▒░ lutely░▓░ d edicated t░░░▒░ o the belief t hat th e W░░░░░ ░░░░░░ ░░░░░░ █▓░ i░░░░░ ▓▓░ ndo░░░░ w░░░░░ ▒░ s interface i s the b e░░░░░ ░░░░░ ░░░░░ ░░ █▓░ s░░░░░ ▒▓░ t p░░░▒▓ ▒░░░░ ▓▒ ossible one f or an y s░░░▒▓ ████▓▒ ░░░▓██ ██▓░ i░░░░░ ░▓▓ tua░░░██ ▓▒░░░ █▓░ tion. It's r ight t ░░░░░ ██▓▓▓ ▓▒░░░ ██▓▓▓ ▒ h░ ▓▓░░░ ▓▓░ er░░░▓▓ ▒▒ ░░░█▓░ e in the nam e; to M░▒░░░ ▒▓▒░░░ ░░░░▒█ ▒░░░░ i░░▓█▒ ░ ▒▓▒ cr░░░░░ ░ o░░▒█▓░ soft, it's a PC t ha░░░░░ ▒▒░ t f░░░▒█ ░ its ░░▒██ ░░░░▓ ░ i░░░░░░ n ░▓██▒░ your pocket. Actio n░▒░░░ ░▒▒ s w░░░▒█▒ hich ░░░▒▒▒ ░░ ▓▓░ a░░░░░ ░░░▒██ ░ re easy to pe rform on░░░░░ ░█░ a ░░░▒█▒ large░░░░░ P ░░▒▓▒ C░░░░░ ░░░░▒ ░░ s creen are d ifficult on░░░░█▒ a ░░░▒█▒ 320 b░░░░░░ ░░░░▓▓░ ░░░▓▒░ ░░░░ y 240░▓░ one. On e of the ma░░░░█ ░ j░░░▒█▒ or pr░░░▒▒ ░░░░ ▓▓░ ░ ▒██▒░ ░░░░░ ░░ ▒█▒ emises o░░░░░ ░░░░░░ ▓█▒░ f ░░▒█▒ the o░▓███ ▓▒░░░▒▒ p░ ▒█▓▒▒░ ░░░░░░░ ▒█▓░ eratin ░░░░░ ░░░░░ ░▓█▓▒ g ░░░▓█▒ sys░░▒██ ▒▒▒▒░ ░░░ ░░░▓█ ▒▒▒▒░ ░░░░░ ▒█▓░ tem ju ▓█████ ██████ ▓▒░ s░████ ▒ t░▓███ ▒░░░░░ ██████ ██▓▒░░ ▓█████ ████▒ doesn't ░▒▒▒▒ ▒▒▒▒▒ ▒▒▒░ wor░▒▒▒▒░ k.░▒▒▒▒░ No░▒▒▒▒ ▒▒▒▒▒░ w ░▒▒▒▒ ▒▒▒▒▒░ that OS ░░░░░░ ░░░░░░ 5 all░░░ ░ ows ░░░ new mu░░░░░ ░░░░ ltime░░░░░ ░░░░ dia feat ures░░░ , H-P▒░ , To▒░ shiba, ▓░ and the rest ░░░ no longer have ▒░ anythin ░ g ░▓▒ to ad█▒ ver▒█▒ tis░░ ░▓▒░ e. With the░░░▒▒ n ew ope░ rat░█▒ ing sys ░░░░░ ▓ t░░░░▓▓ e░ ▓█▒ m░░░░░ ▒▓░ , P░░░░░ ░░░░░ ▓░ alm░░░░░ ░░░▒█ ░ s will ░░░░▒░ b░░░░▒░ e░▒█▓░ ░░░░░░ ░█▒ ab░░░░█ █▓▒░░░ ▓▒░ le░░▒▓▓ ▓▓▓▓█▒░ to do e░░░░░░ ░░░░░ ░ ░ ▓█▓ ve░░▒░░ ░▓▓░ r░░░▒█ ▓▓▒░░ ░▓▓░ y░░ ▒████ ██▓▒ thing P o░░░░░ ░░░░░░ ░░░ ▓█▒ c░░▓█▒ ░░▒█░ k░░░░▒ ░░░ ░ ▒█▓░░░ ░░░▓▓▒ ▒▒▒░░ et PC's c░░░░░ ░░░░░ ░░░░█ ▒ a░▒██▒ ░░░█▒░ ░░░░░░ n d░░▓█▒ ░▒░░░ ░▓▒░ o. Multimedi auag -s 1 -w 70 -h 70 -i sw70x70.raw -shade -wide -inv -r pda.txt -col 76 > sw.html
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As for Photoshop being a sexy toy, it is. In 1992 with my Mac LC II, 8MB RAM, 80MB HD, Mac System 7, Photoshop v 1. I would airbrush the clothes off'a model chicks I scanned with my ofoto B&W 300 DPI (!) scanner. Those were the days...
Cool, hope he crashes, then Rotten.com can get some new motorcycle victim pix!
Don't know about them, but 95% of mine are stolen. That's right, I steal, sue me. The 5% like the new Danzig album (I Luciferi, fucking rocks!) I bought, then ripped, zipped, offered it up on LimeWire. Gotta give back to the community! Keeping it all on a trunk mounted laptop is greedy.
SPRINGFIELD, Missouri (CNN) -- Convicted mobster John Gotti -- the ruthlessly brutal but stylishly dressed New York Mafia chief with silver slicked-back hair who reveled in the public spotlight as the "Dapper Don" -- died of cancer at a federal prison hospital Monday at age 61. Even if you were not a fan, you could not ignore his contribution to popular culture. Truly an American icon.
I am honored...
Why except one? Every one of mine has been on the same day and month.
I do it wrong
Laying here in the shadows of my room, I squint up at my love. My Ms. Portman. I am sore and tired after fucking her for eight solid hours. My chapped and aching dick is soaking in grits to relieve the pain. She gets on her knees and starts lapping the grits up out of the bowl. She places her beautiful hands on my penis and starts to lick the grits off my achy piece.
Massaging my nutsack she....
WAIT, I DO IT WRONG!!!!
Yanking my dick out of her mouth I throw her to the ground and shove it in to her gaping freshly fisted ass. [goatse.cx]
"OH BIG ASS SPORK!! Fuck my ass, fuck my ass good. DEEPER, my stallion, deeper!! Make a Beowulf cluster of sperm on my back!!"
"Imagine a Beowulf cluster of this baby!"
I DO IT WRONG!!!!
I continue to hump her alabaster form. Glistening with beads of sweat, she bites her lip in delight as I tear her ass open with my engorged dick.
"Queen Amidala!!" I shreik as I near climax.
She looks up at me and screams, "You are so alive in me, unlike *BSD or VA Software!!! Fill me with seed!! Yes, Yes, Yess!!!!"
"For me you are calling, hhhmmm?"
"YODA?!? What the fuck, can't you see I am using the force here?"
He savagely kicks my Natalie aside, he pulls out his large green penis and impales me...
I DO IT WRONG!!
All your sporkz are belong to the dead homiez!!
Give it the fuck up!!! You are not good. You are never going to get an FP, you will die FP'less. On your grave stone, under your name, birth and death dates will be the inscription: Never Got An FP On /.. Poor bastard.
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