Give it the fuck up!!! You are never going to eff pee, you will die eff peeless. On your grave stone, under your name, birth and death dates will be the inscription: Never Got An Eff Pee On/.. Poor bastard.
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Thank you. I just noticed that new lameness filter device last night. I wonder how long you have not been allowed to make the same post twice in an article? Oh well...* g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x *
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I am actually in Texas, not SC, I am also not Trollaxor, sorry. (Point one, wrong).
Actually they are gay, I personally post phaylic art for three reasons: 1)to excite the janitors into outing themselves 2) to incite protest and disgust 3) to highlight truely gifted artists like on by (Point two, wrong)
I believe that the entire anti AC movement is in and of itself a single piece of mass performance art, for the reason it is mass see the debunking of point one. (Point three, wrong)
I am actually in Texas, not SC, I am also not Trollaxor, sorry. (Point one, wrong).
Actually they are gay, I personally post phaylic art for three reasons: 1)to excite the janitors into outing themselves 2) to incite protest and disgust 3) to highlight truely gifted artists like on by (Point two, wrong)
I believe that the entire anti AC movement is in and of itself a single piece of mass performance art, for the reason it is mass see the debunking of point one. (Point three, wrong)
It is a sad state of affairs. A new article, as of now (13:33 MDT [GMT - 7]) the comments are 100% noise. It is truely an accomplishment. What the fuck am I doing here on a Sunday morning? I have homework due tommorow in my networking class, like I fucking care. I already know more than the teacher. Another easy A. It sucks getting a piece of paper to validate you in your own field.+- j a c k - o f f - j a c k - o f f -+
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I agree with this post in a major way. AC posting was diasabled for a day on April 1, 2002. Sure, the content sucked that day, but the comments were all by real posting accounts! I propose to start a petition to reban the AC, may they all burn in hell!
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AC's and people I forgot to include. and
now a word from our sponser:It ha
s come to my attention that the entire Linux
community is a hotbed of so ca
lled 'alternative sexuality,' which includes
anything from hedonistic orgie
s to homosexuality to pedophilia.What better way
of demonstrating this than
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I despised AC's long before the CLIT was formed. Just because a post is on top of the list does not make it an FP. Secondly this is not a job, there are no right tools. Thirdly, stop trying to bait me, I am not feeding your vain attempt, I am playing the game:^)
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AC's are not permitted to claim FP. The only course of action I can see is to claim the FP in a manner consistant with with beliefs we in the CLIT hold dear: Never suffer an AC to humiliate itself with a futile pretend FP. So here it is: I hereby claim your FP for the CLIT.
Now here is an oldie but a goodie:
I do it wrong
Laying here in the shadows of my room, I squint up at my love. My Ms. Portman. I
am sore and tired after fucking her for eight solid hours. My chapped and aching
dick is soaking in grits to relieve the pain. She gets on her knees and starts
lapping the grits up out of the bowl. She places her beautiful hands on my penis
and starts to lick the grits off my achy piece.
Massaging my nutsack she....
WAIT, I DO IT WRONG!!!!
Yanking my dick out of her mouth I throw her to the ground and shove it in to
her gaping freshly fisted ass. [goatse.cx]
"OH BIG ASS SPORK!! Fuck my ass, fuck my ass good. DEEPER, my stallion, deeper!!
Make a Beowulf cluster of sperm on my back!!"
"Imagine a Beowulf cluster of this baby!"
I DO IT WRONG!!!!
I continue to hump her alabaster form. Glistening with beads of sweat, she bites
her lip in delight as I tear her ass open with my engorged dick.
"Queen Amidala!!" I shreik as I near climax.
She looks up at me and screams, "You are so alive in me, unlike *BSD or VA
Software!!! Fill me with seed!! Yes, Yes, Yess!!!!"
"For me you are calling, hhhmmm?"
"YODA?!? What the fuck, can't you see I am using the force here?"
He savagely kicks my Natalie aside, he pulls out his large green penis and
impales me...
props to all trolls and crapflooders!
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today trollaxor tro
llercoaster trolltime whistler's mother
yourmissionfortoday yr0 and all the
AC's and people I forgot to include. and
now a word from our sponser:It ha
s come to my attention that the entire Linux
community is a hotbed of so ca
lled 'alternative sexuality,' which includes
anything from hedonistic orgie
s to homosexuality to pedophilia.What better way
of demonstrating this than
by looking at the hidden messages
contained within the names of some of Li
nux's mos████ t██
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a ███ dv█ ███
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Cathedral and the Bizarre, is pr
obably an anagram of something queer, but we
don't need to look that far as
we know he's always░ s░░
hoving a gun up some poor little boy's rectum.
Up
date: Eric S. Raymo░
n░░▒▒▒▒
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anagram for se
condary rim and cord
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my arse. It just goes to sh
ow you that he is i░
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▒░ ░ ndeed queer.Update the Second:
It
is also documented
░▓▓▒░░
░░▒▒░░
▒▒▒▒▒░░ t hat Evil
Sicko Gaymond is respo
nsible for a nauseat
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▒░░░░▒▒
▒▒ ░ ing piece of code called
Fetchmai
l [microsoft.com],
░▓▒▒░░
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obviously sinister sodom
ite slang for 'Felc░▓
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Male' -- a disgusting practise.
For those not i░
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n░░░▒▒ ▒ ░ the
know, 'felching' is the act
performed by two░
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p░░░▒▒▓ ░ ░
erverts wherein one sucks their
own post-coital
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aculate out of the other's rect
um. In fact, it
a░▒▒▒░░
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fag
gots set out to u░▒▒░░
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de░░░▒ ▓░ rmine the good
Republican instit
ution of e-mail, ▒▒▒░░
t u░░▒▓░░
rni░░▒▒ ▒ ng it into
'e-male.'As far as Ri
chard 'Master'░
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ker was actuall ░▒▒▒░ y
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mie propaganda
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to
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░░░▒▒▒▒ homo
[comp-u-geek.net] slut [rotte
n.com]!Speaking
a░░▒░░░░
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o░░░▒▒▒ ░ ut
'flaming,' who better to point
out as a filthy
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ver
y own self-confe░
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pederast Jon Katz. Although
an obvious deviant
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cannot be found from his
name, he has al░
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confessed, nay boasted of t
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perversion of corrupting
the innocence o░
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f░░░ y
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[slashdot.org]. To q
uote from the ar░░▒▒
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rare kidney di
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lot. You can come░▓
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want, but it takes
a while. Is that░░▓
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cinema, Jon? And
letting the othe░░
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boys touch it too?We should als
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Katz refers to himself as 'Sl
ashdot's resident
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Gasbag.' Is there any more doub
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unate few who aren't aware of t
he list of homos░
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e░░░░▒ ▒ ░ xual
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'Sauce Code,' a 'Gasbag' is
a pervert who
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aving a thin stra░▒▒
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to use the comm░░
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parlance, 'piss-pipe'), then
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don't need to look that far as
we know he's always░ s░░
hoving a gun up some poor little boy's rectum.
Up
date: Eric S. Raymo░
n░░▒▒▒▒
▒▒▒▒▒▒░
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anagram for se
condary rim and cord
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my arse. It just goes to sh
ow you that he is i░
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It
is also documented
░▓▓▒░░
░░▒▒░░
▒▒▒▒▒░░ t hat Evil
Sicko Gaymond is respo
nsible for a nauseat
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▒░░░░▒▒
▒▒ ░ ing piece of code called
Fetchmai
l [microsoft.com],
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░░░░░░
░░▒▒▒▒ ░ which is
obviously sinister sodom
ite slang for 'Felc░▓
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░░░░▒▒▒ ░ h
Male' -- a disgusting practise.
For those not i░
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n░░░▒▒ ▒ ░ the
know, 'felching' is the act
performed by two░
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p░░░▒▒▓ ░ ░
erverts wherein one sucks their
own post-coital
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aculate out of the other's rect
um. In fact, it
a░▒▒▒░░
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▓░░ ppears that the dirty Linux
fag
gots set out to u░▒▒░░
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de░░░▒ ▓░ rmine the good
Republican instit
ution of e-mail, ▒▒▒░░
t u░░▒▓░░
rni░░▒▒ ▒ ng it into
'e-male.'As far as Ri
chard 'Master'░
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that filthy fudge-pac
ker was actuall ░▒▒▒░ y
q░░░▒▓▓
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▓▒ uoted [salon.com] on leftist com
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to
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question conventional wisdom,' h
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░░▒▒▒▒░ ieve in
love, but not monogamy,'
he says plainly.A ░▓▒░
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░░ nd this isn't a made up troll b
ullshit either! ░ ░▓▒░
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stated this tripe, whic
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us ░░░░░░░
░░▒▒▒▒ that he is trying
to politely say
that he's a flami░ ▒░░ ng
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░░░▒▒▒▒ homo
[comp-u-geek.net] slut [rotte
n.com]!Speaking
a░░▒░░░░
b░░░░░
o░░░▒▒▒ ░ ut
'flaming,' who better to point
out as a filthy
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ver
y own self-confe░
░▒▒░░░
░░░░░░░
░░░▒▒▒▒░ ssed
pederast Jon Katz. Although
an obvious deviant
▒▒░░░░
░░░░░░
░░░▒▒▒ ░ a nagram
cannot be found from his
name, he has al░
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confessed, nay boasted of t
he homosexual [g░░▒▒
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perversion of corrupting
the innocence o░
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f░░░ y
░░░▒▒▒ oung children
[slashdot.org]. To q
uote from the ar░░▒▒
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le░░░▒ ▒ l inked:'I've got a
rare kidney di
sease,' I told
h░░▒▒▒░ ░ e░
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░ ' I have to go to the bathroom a
lot. You can come░▓
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w░░░▒▒ ░ ith me if you
want, but it takes
a while. Is that░░▓
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░░▒▒░ ░ okay with you?
Do you want a no
te from my docto░
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g your penis [ro░░▓▒
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t░░░░░░
▒░▒▒▒▒ ten.com] in the
cinema, Jon? And
letting the othe░░
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░░░░░░ ▒▒ r
boys touch it too?We should als
o point out that░░▓
▒░░░░░░░
░░
░░░░░░▒ ▒ Jon
Katz refers to himself as 'Sl
ashdot's resident
▒▒▒░░░
░░░ ░░░░
░░░░▒▒▒ ░
Gasbag.' Is there any more doub
t? For those fort▒▒▒
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░░░░▒▒▒ ░
unate few who aren't aware of t
he list of homos░
▒▒▒░░░
░░░░░░░
e░░░░▒ ▒ ░ xual
[goatse.cx] terminology fo
und inside the
L░░▒▒▒░
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'Sauce Code,' a 'Gasbag' is
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parlance, 'piss-pipe'), then
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AC's and people I forgot to include. and
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community is a hotbed of so ca
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of demonstrating this than
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contained within the names of some of Li
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obably an anagram of something queer, but we
don't need to look that far as
we know he's always░ s░░
hoving a gun up some poor little boy's rectum.
Up
date: Eric S. Raymo░
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my arse. It just goes to sh
ow you that he is i░
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is also documented
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Sicko Gaymond is respo
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Fetchmai
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obviously sinister sodom
ite slang for 'Felc░▓
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Male' -- a disgusting practise.
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Republican instit
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'e-male.'As far as Ri
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pederast Jon Katz. Although
an obvious deviant
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cannot be found from his
name, he has al░
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confessed, nay boasted of t
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perversion of corrupting
the innocence o░
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te from my docto░
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cinema, Jon? And
letting the othe░░
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boys touch it too?We should als
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Katz refers to himself as 'Sl
ashdot's resident
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Gasbag.' Is there any more doub
t? For those fort▒▒▒
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unate few who aren't aware of t
he list of homos░
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[goatse.cx] terminology fo
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'Sauce Code,' a 'Gasbag' is
a pervert who
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gratification from h
aving a thin stra░▒▒
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his urethra (or
to use the comm░░
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parlance, 'piss-pipe'), then
his homosexual
[░░▒▒░░
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dow
n the straw to in░▒▒░
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scrotum. This is, of
course, when he's░▒▒
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dignity a
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gathering
together their po░▒▒░░
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mas
se to further hi░░▒▒
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manipulative journa
listic agenda.Si░
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antichristian pe
rverts, the lot o░▒▒▒░
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many of the
Linux distributi░
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(a 'distribution' is the mo
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The Slackware [redhat.com]
distro is named
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Furthermore, Slackware is
Created with UAG v0.92 (c)on by
2002
I do it wrong
Laying here in the shadows of my room, I squint up at my love. My Ms. Portman. I
am sore and tired after fucking her for eight solid hours. My chapped and aching
dick is soaking in grits to relieve the pain. She gets on her knees and starts
lapping the grits up out of the bowl. She places her beautiful hands on my penis
and starts to lick the grits off my achy piece.
Massaging my nutsack she....
WAIT, I DO IT WRONG!!!!
Yanking my dick out of her mouth I throw her to the ground and shove it in to
her gaping freshly fisted ass. [goatse.cx]
"OH BIG ASS SPORK!! Fuck my ass, fuck my ass good. DEEPER, my stallion, deeper!!
Make a Beowulf cluster of sperm on my back!!"
"Imagine a Beowulf cluster of this baby!"
I DO IT WRONG!!!!
I continue to hump her alabaster form. Glistening with beads of sweat, she bites
her lip in delight as I tear her ass open with my engorged dick.
"Queen Amidala!!" I shreik as I near climax.
She looks up at me and screams, "You are so alive in me, unlike *BSD or VA
Software!!! Fill me with seed!! Yes, Yes, Yess!!!!"
"For me you are calling, hhhmmm?"
"YODA?!? What the fuck, can't you see I am using the force here?"
He savagely kicks my Natalie aside, he pulls out his large green penis and
impales me...
adolf hitroll anal cocks anonymous cowrad anonymous pancake bank of americ
a atm big ass spork bigdogscock carp flounderson clit cmdertaco cmdr shithe
ad cyborg monkey diaper tales donkeyhote drunked coward egg troll elcagado
fecal troll matter forged forsh fucky the troll genghis troll handybundler
hettb iagreewiththispost j0nkatz klerck l0rdkariya limpdawg mao zedong metr
olli c a m i ght y -t roll mmmmmmmmmmmmmm
mmm m m ne a l n b o b o n b y pr0n king profane
mot herf uc ke r ra lph j ewhat er na der recipetroll re
tur no ft he sp or k r i ngb are r robotroll rock 'n'
tro l l s cri pt k id die l33t serial tr
oller se xu a l ass pus s y s ub ject line troll ta
sty b ee f j er ky t h e a nim e troll the lyrics g
uy t he mess eng e r t he tu rd report the wipo
tro ll t h ings t o d o today trollaxor tro
llercoaster trolltime whistler's mother yourmissionfortoday yr0 and all the
AC's and people I forgot to include. and now a word from our sponser:It ha
s come to my attention that the entire Linux community is a hotbed of so ca
lled 'alternative sexuality,' which includes anything from hedonistic orgie
s to homosexuality to pedophilia.What better way of demonstrating this than
by looking at the hidden messages contained within the names of some of Li
nux's mos t o utspok en a dv ocates: * Linus Torv
alds [mic ro s oft.co m ] i s an anagram of slit anus
or VD 'L, ' c learly r ef er ring to himself by the first
initial. * R ichar d M. S tallm an [geocities.com], spoke
spervert for t he Gay sex' s Not U nusual 'movement' is an a
nagram of m an s cram t hril l ad. * A lan Cox [microsoft.
com] is b ar el y an ana g ra m o f anal cox which is just
so filth y an d unchri s ti a n it unnerves me.I'm sure
that Eri c S . Raymond , co mp o ser of the satanic homo
sexual [goatse.cx] propaganda diatribe The Cathedral and the Bizarre, is pr
obably an anagram of something queer, but we don't need to look that far as
we know he's always s hoving a gun up some poor little boy's rectum. Up
date: Eric S. Raymo n d is actually an anagram for se
condary rim and cord in my arse. It just goes to sh
ow you that he is i ndeed queer.Update the Second: It
is also documented t hat Evil Sicko Gaymond is respo
nsible for a nauseat ing piece of code called Fetchmai
l [microsoft.com], which is obviously sinister sodom
ite slang for 'Felc h Male' -- a disgusting practise.
For those not i n the know, 'felching' is the act
performed by two p erverts wherein one sucks their
own post-coital e j aculate out of the other's rect
um. In fact, it a ppears that the dirty Linux fag
gots set out to u n de rmine the good Republican instit
ution of e-mail, t u rni ng it into 'e-male.'As far as Ri
chard 'Master' Stal lman goes, that filthy fudge-pac
ker was actuall y q uoted [salon.com] on leftist com
mie propaganda site Salon.com as saying the fo
llowing: 'I've be en resistant to the pressure to
conform in any c ircumstance,' he says. 'It's ab
out being able t o question conventional wisdom,' h
e asserts. 'I be l ieve in love, but not monogamy,'
he says plainly.A & #9617; & #9618; nd this isn't a made up troll b
ullshit either! H e actually stated this tripe, whic
h makes it obvio us that he is trying to politely say
that he's a flami ng homo [comp-u-geek.net] slut [rotte
n.com]!Speaking a b o ut 'flaming,' who better to point
out as a filthy c hutney ferret than Slashdot's ver
y own self-confe & #9617; ssed pederast Jon Katz. Although
an obvious deviant a nagram cannot be found from his
name, he has al & #9617; ready confessed, nay boasted of t
he homosexual [g oatse.cx] perversion of corrupting
the innocence o & #9617; f y oung children [slashdot.org]. To q
uote from the ar tic le l inked:'I've got a rare kidney di
sease,' I told h e r. ' I have to go to the bathroom a
lot. You can come w ith me if you want, but it takes
a while. Is that okay with you? Do you want a no
te from my docto r?'Is this why you were touchin
g your penis [ro t ten.com] in the cinema, Jon? And
letting the othe r boys touch it too?We should als
o point out that & #9617; Jon Katz refers to himself as 'Sl
ashdot's resident Gasbag.' Is there any more doub
t? For those fort unate few who aren't aware of t
he list of homos e xual [goatse.cx] terminology fo
und inside the L inux 'Sauce Code,' a 'Gasbag' is
a pervert who g ains sexual gratification from h
aving a thin stra w inserted into his urethra (or
to use the comm on parlance, 'piss-pipe'), then
his homosexual [ goatse.cx]lover blows firmly dow
n the straw to in flate his scrotum. This is, of
course, when he's n ot busy violating the dignity a
nd copyright of posters to Slashdot by gathering
together their po stings and publishing them en mas
se to further hi s twisted and manipulative journa
listic agenda.Si ck, disgusting antichristian pe
rverts, the lot o f them.In addition, many of the
Linux distributi ons (a 'distribution' is the mo
st common way to spread the faggots' wares) are r
un by faggot gro ups. The Slackware [redhat.com]
distro is named after the 'Slack-wear' fags wea
r to allow easy a ccess to the anus for sexual pu
rposes . Furthermore, Slackware is
adolf hitroll anal cocks anonymous cowrad anonymous pancake bank of americ
a atm big ass spork bigdogscock carp flounderson clit cmdertaco cmdr shithe
ad cyborg monkey diaper tales donkeyhote drunked coward egg troll elcagado
fecal troll matter forged forsh fucky the troll genghis troll handybundler
hettb iagreewiththispost j0nkatz klerck l0rdkariya limpdawg mao zedong metr
olli c a m i ght y -t roll mmmmmmmmmmmmmm
mmm m m ne a l n b o b o n b y pr0n king profane
mot herf uc ke r ra lph j ewhat er na der recipetroll re
tur no ft he sp or k r i ngb are r robotroll rock 'n'
tro l l s cri pt k id die l33t serial tr
oller se xu a l ass pus s y s ub ject line troll ta
sty b ee f j er ky t h e a nim e troll the lyrics g
uy t he mess eng e r t he tu rd report the wipo
tro ll t h ings t o d o today trollaxor tro
llercoaster trolltime whistler's mother yourmissionfortoday yr0 and all the
AC's and people I forgot to include. and now a word from our sponser:It ha
s come to my attention that the entire Linux community is a hotbed of so ca
lled 'alternative sexuality,' which includes anything from hedonistic orgie
s to homosexuality to pedophilia.What better way of demonstrating this than
by looking at the hidden messages contained within the names of some of Li
nux's mos t o utspok en a dv ocates: * Linus Torv
alds [mic ro s oft.co m ] i s an anagram of slit anus
or VD 'L, ' c learly r ef er ring to himself by the first
initial. * R ichar d M. S tallm an [geocities.com], spoke
spervert for t he Gay sex' s Not U nusual 'movement' is an a
nagram of m an s cram t hril l ad. * A lan Cox [microsoft.
com] is b ar el y an ana g ra m o f anal cox which is just
so filth y an d unchri s ti a n it unnerves me.I'm sure
that Eri c S . Raymond , co mp o ser of the satanic homo
sexual [goatse.cx] propaganda diatribe The Cathedral and the Bizarre, is pr
obably an anagram of something queer, but we don't need to look that far as
we know he's always s hoving a gun up some poor little boy's rectum. Up
date: Eric S. Raymo n d is actually an anagram for se
condary rim and cord in my arse. It just goes to sh
ow you that he is i ndeed queer.Update the Second: It
is also documented t hat Evil Sicko Gaymond is respo
nsible for a nauseat ing piece of code called Fetchmai
l [microsoft.com], which is obviously sinister sodom
ite slang for 'Felc h Male' -- a disgusting practise.
For those not i n the know, 'felching' is the act
performed by two p erverts wherein one sucks their
own post-coital e j aculate out of the other's rect
um. In fact, it a ppears that the dirty Linux fag
gots set out to u n de rmine the good Republican instit
ution of e-mail, t u rni ng it into 'e-male.'As far as Ri
chard 'Master' Stal lman goes, that filthy fudge-pac
ker was actuall y q uoted [salon.com] on leftist com
mie propaganda site Salon.com as saying the fo
llowing: 'I've be en resistant to the pressure to
conform in any c ircumstance,' he says. 'It's ab
out being able t o question conventional wisdom,' h
e asserts. 'I be l ieve in love, but not monogamy,'
he says plainly.A & #9617; & #9618; nd this isn't a made up troll b
ullshit either! H e actually stated this tripe, whic
h makes it obvio us that he is trying to politely say
that he's a flami ng homo [comp-u-geek.net] slut [rotte
n.com]!Speaking a b o ut 'flaming,' who better to point
out as a filthy c hutney ferret than Slashdot's ver
y own self-confe & #9617; ssed pederast Jon Katz. Although
an obvious deviant a nagram cannot be found from his
name, he has al & #9617; ready confessed, nay boasted of t
he homosexual [g oatse.cx] perversion of corrupting
the innocence o & #9617; f y oung children [slashdot.org]. To q
uote from the ar tic le l inked:'I've got a rare kidney di
sease,' I told h e r. ' I have to go to the bathroom a
lot. You can come w ith me if you want, but it takes
a while. Is that okay with you? Do you want a no
te from my docto r?'Is this why you were touchin
g your penis [ro t ten.com] in the cinema, Jon? And
letting the othe r boys touch it too?We should als
o point out that & #9617; Jon Katz refers to himself as 'Sl
ashdot's resident Gasbag.' Is there any more doub
t? For those fort unate few who aren't aware of t
he list of homos e xual [goatse.cx] terminology fo
und inside the L inux 'Sauce Code,' a 'Gasbag' is
a pervert who g ains sexual gratification from h
aving a thin stra w inserted into his urethra (or
to use the comm on parlance, 'piss-pipe'), then
his homosexual [ goatse.cx]lover blows firmly dow
n the straw to in flate his scrotum. This is, of
course, when he's n ot busy violating the dignity a
nd copyright of posters to Slashdot by gathering
together their po stings and publishing them en mas
se to further hi s twisted and manipulative journa
listic agenda.Si ck, disgusting antichristian pe
rverts, the lot o f them.In addition, many of the
Linux distributi ons (a 'distribution' is the mo
st common way to spread the faggots' wares) are r
un by faggot gro ups. The Slackware [redhat.com]
distro is named after the 'Slack-wear' fags wea
r to allow easy a ccess to the anus for sexual pu
rposes . Furthermore, Slackware is
adolf hitroll anal cocks anonymous cowrad anonymous pancake bank of americ
a atm big ass spork bigdogscock carp flounderson clit cmdertaco cmdr shithe
ad cyborg monkey diaper tales donkeyhote drunked coward egg troll elcagado
fecal troll matter forged forsh fucky the troll genghis troll handybundler
hettb iagreewiththispost j0nkatz klerck l0rdkariya limpdawg mao zedong metr
olli c a m i ght y -t roll mmmmmmmmmmmmmm
mmm m m ne a l n b o b o n b y pr0n king profane
mot herf uc ke r ra lph j ewhat er na der recipetroll re
tur no ft he sp or k r i ngb are r robotroll rock 'n'
tro l l s cri pt k id die l33t serial tr
oller se xu a l ass pus s y s ub ject line troll ta
sty b ee f j er ky t h e a nim e troll the lyrics g
uy t he mess eng e r t he tu rd report the wipo
tro ll t h ings t o d o today trollaxor tro
llercoaster trolltime whistler's mother yourmissionfortoday yr0 and all the
AC's and people I forgot to include. and now a word from our sponser:It ha
s come to my attention that the entire Linux community is a hotbed of so ca
lled 'alternative sexuality,' which includes anything from hedonistic orgie
s to homosexuality to pedophilia.What better way of demonstrating this than
by looking at the hidden messages contained within the names of some of Li
nux's mos t o utspok en a dv ocates: * Linus Torv
alds [mic ro s oft.co m ] i s an anagram of slit anus
or VD 'L, ' c learly r ef er ring to himself by the first
initial. * R ichar d M. S tallm an [geocities.com], spoke
spervert for t he Gay sex' s Not U nusual 'movement' is an a
nagram of m an s cram t hril l ad. * A lan Cox [microsoft.
com] is b ar el y an ana g ra m o f anal cox which is just
so filth y an d unchri s ti a n it unnerves me.I'm sure
that Eri c S . Raymond , co mp o ser of the satanic homo
sexual [goatse.cx] propaganda diatribe The Cathedral and the Bizarre, is pr
obably an anagram of something queer, but we don't need to look that far as
we know he's always s hoving a gun up some poor little boy's rectum. Up
date: Eric S. Raymo n d is actually an anagram for se
condary rim and cord in my arse. It just goes to sh
ow you that he is i ndeed queer.Update the Second: It
is also documented t hat Evil Sicko Gaymond is respo
nsible for a nauseat ing piece of code called Fetchmai
l [microsoft.com], which is obviously sinister sodom
ite slang for 'Felc h Male' -- a disgusting practise.
For those not i n the know, 'felching' is the act
performed by two p erverts wherein one sucks their
own post-coital e j aculate out of the other's rect
um. In fact, it a ppears that the dirty Linux fag
gots set out to u n de rmine the good Republican instit
ution of e-mail, t u rni ng it into 'e-male.'As far as Ri
chard 'Master' Stal lman goes, that filthy fudge-pac
ker was actuall y q uoted [salon.com] on leftist com
mie propaganda site Salon.com as saying the fo
llowing: 'I've be en resistant to the pressure to
conform in any c ircumstance,' he says. 'It's ab
out being able t o question conventional wisdom,' h
e asserts. 'I be l ieve in love, but not monogamy,'
he says plainly.A & #9617; & #9618; nd this isn't a made up troll b
ullshit either! H e actually stated this tripe, whic
h makes it obvio us that he is trying to politely say
that he's a flami ng homo [comp-u-geek.net] slut [rotte
n.com]!Speaking a b o ut 'flaming,' who better to point
out as a filthy c hutney ferret than Slashdot's ver
y own self-confe & #9617; ssed pederast Jon Katz. Although
an obvious deviant a nagram cannot be found from his
name, he has al & #9617; ready confessed, nay boasted of t
he homosexual [g oatse.cx] perversion of corrupting
the innocence o & #9617; f y oung children [slashdot.org]. To q
uote from the ar tic le l inked:'I've got a rare kidney di
sease,' I told h e r. ' I have to go to the bathroom a
lot. You can come w ith me if you want, but it takes
a while. Is that okay with you? Do you want a no
te from my docto r?'Is this why you were touchin
g your penis [ro t ten.com] in the cinema, Jon? And
letting the othe r boys touch it too?We should als
o point out that & #9617; Jon Katz refers to himself as 'Sl
ashdot's resident Gasbag.' Is there any more doub
t? For those fort unate few who aren't aware of t
he list of homos e xual [goatse.cx] terminology fo
und inside the L inux 'Sauce Code,' a 'Gasbag' is
a pervert who g ains sexual gratification from h
aving a thin stra w inserted into his urethra (or
to use the comm on parlance, 'piss-pipe'), then
his homosexual [ goatse.cx]lover blows firmly dow
n the straw to in flate his scrotum. This is, of
course, when he's n ot busy violating the dignity a
nd copyright of posters to Slashdot by gathering
together their po stings and publishing them en mas
se to further hi s twisted and manipulative journa
listic agenda.Si ck, disgusting antichristian pe
rverts, the lot o f them.In addition, many of the
Linux distributi ons (a 'distribution' is the mo
st common way to spread the faggots' wares) are r
un by faggot gro ups. The Slackware [redhat.com]
distro is named after the 'Slack-wear' fags wea
r to allow easy a ccess to the anus for sexual pu
rposes . Furthermore, Slackware is
adolf hitroll anal cocks anonymous cowrad anonymous pancake bank of americ
a atm big ass spork bigdogscock carp flounderson clit cmdertaco cmdr shithe
ad cyborg monkey diaper tales donkeyhote drunked coward egg troll elcagado
fecal troll matter forged forsh fucky the troll genghis troll handybundler
hettb iagreewiththispost j0nkatz klerck l0rdkariya limpdawg mao zedong metr
olli c a m i ght y -t roll mmmmmmmmmmmmmm
mmm m m ne a l n b o b o n b y pr0n king profane
mot herf uc ke r ra lph j ewhat er na der recipetroll re
tur no ft he sp or k r i ngb are r robotroll rock 'n'
tro l l s cri pt k id die l33t serial tr
oller se xu a l ass pus s y s ub ject line troll ta
sty b ee f j er ky t h e a nim e troll the lyrics g
uy t he mess eng e r t he tu rd report the wipo
tro ll t h ings t o d o today trollaxor tro
llercoaster trolltime whistler's mother yourmissionfortoday yr0 and all the
AC's and people I forgot to include. and now a word from our sponser:It ha
s come to my attention that the entire Linux community is a hotbed of so ca
lled 'alternative sexuality,' which includes anything from hedonistic orgie
s to homosexuality to pedophilia.What better way of demonstrating this than
by looking at the hidden messages contained within the names of some of Li
nux's mos t o utspok en a dv ocates: * Linus Torv
alds [mic ro s oft.co m ] i s an anagram of slit anus
or VD 'L, ' c learly r ef er ring to himself by the first
initial. * R ichar d M. S tallm an [geocities.com], spoke
spervert for t he Gay sex' s Not U nusual 'movement' is an a
nagram of m an s cram t hril l ad. * A lan Cox [microsoft.
com] is b ar el y an ana g ra m o f anal cox which is just
so filth y an d unchri s ti a n it unnerves me.I'm sure
that Eri c S . Raymond , co mp o ser of the satanic homo
sexual [goatse.cx] propaganda diatribe The Cathedral and the Bizarre, is pr
obably an anagram of something queer, but we don't need to look that far as
we know he's always s hoving a gun up some poor little boy's rectum. Up
date: Eric S. Raymo n d is actually an anagram for se
condary rim and cord in my arse. It just goes to sh
ow you that he is i ndeed queer.Update the Second: It
is also documented t hat Evil Sicko Gaymond is respo
nsible for a nauseat ing piece of code called Fetchmai
l [microsoft.com], which is obviously sinister sodom
ite slang for 'Felc h Male' -- a disgusting practise.
For those not i n the know, 'felching' is the act
performed by two p erverts wherein one sucks their
own post-coital e j aculate out of the other's rect
um. In fact, it a ppears that the dirty Linux fag
gots set out to u n de rmine the good Republican instit
ution of e-mail, t u rni ng it into 'e-male.'As far as Ri
chard 'Master' Stal lman goes, that filthy fudge-pac
ker was actuall y q uoted [salon.com] on leftist com
mie propaganda site Salon.com as saying the fo
llowing: 'I've be en resistant to the pressure to
conform in any c ircumstance,' he says. 'It's ab
out being able t o question conventional wisdom,' h
e asserts. 'I be l ieve in love, but not monogamy,'
he says plainly.A & #9617; & #9618; nd this isn't a made up troll b
ullshit either! H e actually stated this tripe, whic
h makes it obvio us that he is trying to politely say
that he's a flami ng homo [comp-u-geek.net] slut [rotte
n.com]!Speaking a b o ut 'flaming,' who better to point
out as a filthy c hutney ferret than Slashdot's ver
y own self-confe & #9617; ssed pederast Jon Katz. Although
an obvious deviant a nagram cannot be found from his
name, he has al & #9617; ready confessed, nay boasted of t
he homosexual [g oatse.cx] perversion of corrupting
the innocence o & #9617; f y oung children [slashdot.org]. To q
uote from the ar tic le l inked:'I've got a rare kidney di
sease,' I told h e r. ' I have to go to the bathroom a
lot. You can come w ith me if you want, but it takes
a while. Is that okay with you? Do you want a no
te from my docto r?'Is this why you were touchin
g your penis [ro t ten.com] in the cinema, Jon? And
letting the othe r boys touch it too?We should als
o point out that & #9617; Jon Katz refers to himself as 'Sl
ashdot's resident Gasbag.' Is there any more doub
t? For those fort unate few who aren't aware of t
he list of homos e xual [goatse.cx] terminology fo
und inside the L inux 'Sauce Code,' a 'Gasbag' is
a pervert who g ains sexual gratification from h
aving a thin stra w inserted into his urethra (or
to use the comm on parlance, 'piss-pipe'), then
his homosexual [ goatse.cx]lover blows firmly dow
n the straw to in flate his scrotum. This is, of
course, when he's n ot busy violating the dignity a
nd copyright of posters to Slashdot by gathering
together their po stings and publishing them en mas
se to further hi s twisted and manipulative journa
listic agenda.Si ck, disgusting antichristian pe
rverts, the lot o f them.In addition, many of the
Linux distributi ons (a 'distribution' is the mo
st common way to spread the faggots' wares) are r
un by faggot gro ups. The Slackware [redhat.com]
distro is named after the 'Slack-wear' fags wea
r to allow easy a ccess to the anus for sexual pu
rposes . Furthermore, Slackware is
adolf hitroll anal cocks anonymous cowrad anonymous pancake bank of americ
a atm big ass spork bigdogscock carp flounderson clit cmdertaco cmdr shithe
ad cyborg monkey diaper tales donkeyhote drunked coward egg troll elcagado
fecal troll matter forged forsh fucky the troll genghis troll handybundler
hettb iagreewiththispost j0nkatz klerck l0rdkariya limpdawg mao zedong metr
olli c a m i ght y -t roll mmmmmmmmmmmmmm
mmm m m ne a l n b o b o n b y pr0n king profane
mot herf uc ke r ra lph j ewhat er na der recipetroll re
tur no ft he sp or k r i ngb are r robotroll rock 'n'
tro l l s cri pt k id die l33t serial tr
oller se xu a l ass pus s y s ub ject line troll ta
sty b ee f j er ky t h e a nim e troll the lyrics g
uy t he mess eng e r t he tu rd report the wipo
tro ll t h ings t o d o today trollaxor tro
llercoaster trolltime whistler's mother yourmissionfortoday yr0 and all the
AC's and people I forgot to include. and now a word from our sponser:It ha
s come to my attention that the entire Linux community is a hotbed of so ca
lled 'alternative sexuality,' which includes anything from hedonistic orgie
s to homosexuality to pedophilia.What better way of demonstrating this than
by looking at the hidden messages contained within the names of some of Li
nux's mos t o utspok en a dv ocates: * Linus Torv
alds [mic ro s oft.co m ] i s an anagram of slit anus
or VD 'L, ' c learly r ef er ring to himself by the first
initial. * R ichar d M. S tallm an [geocities.com], spoke
spervert for t he Gay sex' s Not U nusual 'movement' is an a
nagram of m an s cram t hril l ad. * A lan Cox [microsoft.
com] is b ar el y an ana g ra m o f anal cox which is just
so filth y an d unchri s ti a n it unnerves me.I'm sure
that Eri c S . Raymond , co mp o ser of the satanic homo
sexual [goatse.cx] propaganda diatribe The Cathedral and the Bizarre, is pr
obably an anagram of something queer, but we don't need to look that far as
we know he's always s hoving a gun up some poor little boy's rectum. Up
date: Eric S. Raymo n d is actually an anagram for se
condary rim and cord in my arse. It just goes to sh
ow you that he is i ndeed queer.Update the Second: It
is also documented t hat Evil Sicko Gaymond is respo
nsible for a nauseat ing piece of code called Fetchmai
l [microsoft.com], which is obviously sinister sodom
ite slang for 'Felc h Male' -- a disgusting practise.
For those not i n the know, 'felching' is the act
performed by two p erverts wherein one sucks their
own post-coital e j aculate out of the other's rect
um. In fact, it a ppears that the dirty Linux fag
gots set out to u n de rmine the good Republican instit
ution of e-mail, t u rni ng it into 'e-male.'As far as Ri
chard 'Master' Stal lman goes, that filthy fudge-pac
ker was actuall y q uoted [salon.com] on leftist com
mie propaganda site Salon.com as saying the fo
llowing: 'I've be en resistant to the pressure to
conform in any c ircumstance,' he says. 'It's ab
out being able t o question conventional wisdom,' h
e asserts. 'I be l ieve in love, but not monogamy,'
he says plainly.A & #9617; & #9618; nd this isn't a made up troll b
ullshit either! H e actually stated this tripe, whic
h makes it obvio us that he is trying to politely say
that he's a flami ng homo [comp-u-geek.net] slut [rotte
n.com]!Speaking a b o ut 'flaming,' who better to point
out as a filthy c hutney ferret than Slashdot's ver
y own self-confe & #9617; ssed pederast Jon Katz. Although
an obvious deviant a nagram cannot be found from his
name, he has al & #9617; ready confessed, nay boasted of t
he homosexual [g oatse.cx] perversion of corrupting
the innocence o & #9617; f y oung children [slashdot.org]. To q
uote from the ar tic le l inked:'I've got a rare kidney di
sease,' I told h e r. ' I have to go to the bathroom a
lot. You can come w ith me if you want, but it takes
a while. Is that okay with you? Do you want a no
te from my docto r?'Is this why you were touchin
g your penis [ro t ten.com] in the cinema, Jon? And
letting the othe r boys touch it too?We should als
o point out that & #9617; Jon Katz refers to himself as 'Sl
ashdot's resident Gasbag.' Is there any more doub
t? For those fort unate few who aren't aware of t
he list of homos e xual [goatse.cx] terminology fo
und inside the L inux 'Sauce Code,' a 'Gasbag' is
a pervert who g ains sexual gratification from h
aving a thin stra w inserted into his urethra (or
to use the comm on parlance, 'piss-pipe'), then
his homosexual [ goatse.cx]lover blows firmly dow
n the straw to in flate his scrotum. This is, of
course, when he's n ot busy violating the dignity a
nd copyright of posters to Slashdot by gathering
together their po stings and publishing them en mas
se to further hi s twisted and manipulative journa
listic agenda.Si ck, disgusting antichristian pe
rverts, the lot o f them.In addition, many of the
Linux distributi ons (a 'distribution' is the mo
st common way to spread the faggots' wares) are r
un by faggot gro ups. The Slackware [redhat.com]
distro is named after the 'Slack-wear' fags wea
r to allow easy a ccess to the anus for sexual pu
rposes . Furthermore, Slackware is
When going to Cibly, North Dakota, it does one well to be familiar with the town as leasure activities are not obvious to the casual traveler. There are a grand total of 14 streets in the town proper, 8 more in the metroplex. There are 3 bars: the Tom Cat, the Juicy Pig, and Sam's Place. Of those only the Juicy Pig serves hard liquire, the other two being beer and wine saloons.
There are no adult entertainment establishments due to the strict zoning laws in Cibly. For erotic toys, etc, you need to go to the nerest Sioux reservation, 13.75 miles east. They offer everything from Playboy to Hustler.
Outside of town 2.25 miles northwest on hiway 75, right after the gray barn, there is a race track the locals use. Races are held on Wednesday and Saturday at 6pm. These are generally a hoot. The local judge, the honorable Tom Himsby, has been known to tell civil complaintants to quote "Settle it at the races."
In conclussion, when going to Cibly, do your homework and you will definately enjoy your stay!
-- BAS
Disclamer: Cibly does not exist, just testing out the trolling HOWTO. Maybe I can learn to be one, someday.
I fucked your girlfriend last night. While you snored and drooled, I fucked your love. She called me Daddy. And I called her baby when I Smacked her ass. I called her sugar when I ate Her alive till daylight. And I slept with her all Over me, from forehead to ribcage I dripper her ass. Sometimes I thought you might be spying, living out some Brash fantasy, but no. You were knocked out. But we were All knocked out you know. In a way
I serve too many masters.
We didn't know you'd break the bottle that the magic Came in to use those jagged shards to slit our wrists And neck. And you'd do it too, you're that kind of dude. But you wouldn't know what you were doing because I didn't, your girlfriend could have been a burn Victim, an amputee, a dead body. But god damn I wanted To fuck.
I'm serving too many fucking masters. [I told you. I told you motherfucker]
Slashdot Mirror
Give it the fuck up!!! You are never going to eff pee, you will die eff peeless. On your grave stone, under your name, birth and death dates will be the inscription: Never Got An Eff Pee On /.. Poor bastard.
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Now, please go log the fuck in.
Now, please go log the fuck in.
It is a sad state of affairs. A new article, as of now (13:33 MDT [GMT - 7]) the comments are 100% noise. It is truely an accomplishment. What the fuck am I doing here on a Sunday morning? I have homework due tommorow in my networking class, like I fucking care. I already know more than the teacher. Another easy A. It sucks getting a piece of paper to validate you in your own field.+- j a c k - o f f - j a c k - o f f -+ | | \ \ | j | \ \ __ j a \ \ \/__|__,,..---v--. a c |__,,\.--"""K_' | \ c k | \ _> k o | _ _ _ _ | / o f | /_v_v_v_\..---""'`-' f
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Harsh.
I despised AC's long before the CLIT was formed. Just because a post is on top of the list does not make it an FP. Secondly this is not a job, there are no right tools. Thirdly, stop trying to bait me, I am not feeding your vain attempt, I am playing the game :^)
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Now here is an oldie but a goodie:
I do it wrong
Laying here in the shadows of my room, I squint up at my love. My Ms. Portman. I am sore and tired after fucking her for eight solid hours. My chapped and aching dick is soaking in grits to relieve the pain. She gets on her knees and starts lapping the grits up out of the bowl. She places her beautiful hands on my penis and starts to lick the grits off my achy piece.
Massaging my nutsack she....
WAIT, I DO IT WRONG!!!!
Yanking my dick out of her mouth I throw her to the ground and shove it in to her gaping freshly fisted ass. [goatse.cx]
"OH BIG ASS SPORK!! Fuck my ass, fuck my ass good. DEEPER, my stallion, deeper!! Make a Beowulf cluster of sperm on my back!!"
"Imagine a Beowulf cluster of this baby!"
I DO IT WRONG!!!!
I continue to hump her alabaster form. Glistening with beads of sweat, she bites her lip in delight as I tear her ass open with my engorged dick.
"Queen Amidala!!" I shreik as I near climax.
She looks up at me and screams, "You are so alive in me, unlike *BSD or VA Software!!! Fill me with seed!! Yes, Yes, Yess!!!!"
"For me you are calling, hhhmmm?"
"YODA?!? What the fuck, can't you see I am using the force here?"
He savagely kicks my Natalie aside, he pulls out his large green penis and impales me...
I DO IT WRONG!!
All your sporkz are belong to the dead homiez!!
--BAS
If only I wasn't $rtbl'd and had some mod points, I'd give you a +1 (funny), yes, I would do this for you.
--
BAS
Than on by, that man is a genius.
I do it wrong
Laying here in the shadows of my room, I squint up at my love. My Ms. Portman. I am sore and tired after fucking her for eight solid hours. My chapped and aching dick is soaking in grits to relieve the pain. She gets on her knees and starts lapping the grits up out of the bowl. She places her beautiful hands on my penis and starts to lick the grits off my achy piece.
Massaging my nutsack she....
WAIT, I DO IT WRONG!!!!
Yanking my dick out of her mouth I throw her to the ground and shove it in to her gaping freshly fisted ass. [goatse.cx]
"OH BIG ASS SPORK!! Fuck my ass, fuck my ass good. DEEPER, my stallion, deeper!! Make a Beowulf cluster of sperm on my back!!"
"Imagine a Beowulf cluster of this baby!"
I DO IT WRONG!!!!
I continue to hump her alabaster form. Glistening with beads of sweat, she bites her lip in delight as I tear her ass open with my engorged dick.
"Queen Amidala!!" I shreik as I near climax.
She looks up at me and screams, "You are so alive in me, unlike *BSD or VA Software!!! Fill me with seed!! Yes, Yes, Yess!!!!"
"For me you are calling, hhhmmm?"
"YODA?!? What the fuck, can't you see I am using the force here?"
He savagely kicks my Natalie aside, he pulls out his large green penis and impales me...
I DO IT WRONG!!
All your sporkz are belong to the dead homiez!!
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AC's and people I forgot to include. and now a word from our sponser:It ha
s come to my attention that the entire Linux community is a hotbed of so ca
lled 'alternative sexuality,' which includes anything from hedonistic orgie
s to homosexuality to pedophilia.What better way of demonstrating this than
by looking at the hidden messages contained within the names of some of Li
nux's mos t o utspok en a dv ocates: * Linus Torv
alds [mic ro s oft.co m ] i s an anagram of slit anus
or VD 'L, ' c learly r ef er ring to himself by the first
initial. * R ichar d M. S tallm an [geocities.com], spoke
spervert for t he Gay sex' s Not U nusual 'movement' is an a
nagram of m an s cram t hril l ad. * A lan Cox [microsoft.
com] is b ar el y an ana g ra m o f anal cox which is just
so filth y an d unchri s ti a n it unnerves me.I'm sure
that Eri c S . Raymond , co mp o ser of the satanic homo
sexual [goatse.cx] propaganda diatribe The Cathedral and the Bizarre, is pr
obably an anagram of something queer, but we don't need to look that far as
we know he's always s hoving a gun up some poor little boy's rectum. Up
date: Eric S. Raymo n d is actually an anagram for se
condary rim and cord in my arse. It just goes to sh
ow you that he is i ndeed queer.Update the Second: It
is also documented t hat Evil Sicko Gaymond is respo
nsible for a nauseat ing piece of code called Fetchmai
l [microsoft.com], which is obviously sinister sodom
ite slang for 'Felc h Male' -- a disgusting practise.
For those not i n the know, 'felching' is the act
performed by two p erverts wherein one sucks their
own post-coital e j aculate out of the other's rect
um. In fact, it a ppears that the dirty Linux fag
gots set out to u n de rmine the good Republican instit
ution of e-mail, t u rni ng it into 'e-male.'As far as Ri
chard 'Master' Stal lman goes, that filthy fudge-pac
ker was actuall y q uoted [salon.com] on leftist com
mie propaganda site Salon.com as saying the fo
llowing: 'I've be en resistant to the pressure to
conform in any c ircumstance,' he says. 'It's ab
out being able t o question conventional wisdom,' h
e asserts. 'I be l ieve in love, but not monogamy,'
he says plainly.A & #9617; & #9618; nd this isn't a made up troll b
ullshit either! H e actually stated this tripe, whic
h makes it obvio us that he is trying to politely say
that he's a flami ng homo [comp-u-geek.net] slut [rotte
n.com]!Speaking a b o ut 'flaming,' who better to point
out as a filthy c hutney ferret than Slashdot's ver
y own self-confe & #9617; ssed pederast Jon Katz. Although
an obvious deviant a nagram cannot be found from his
name, he has al & #9617; ready confessed, nay boasted of t
he homosexual [g oatse.cx] perversion of corrupting
the innocence o & #9617; f y oung children [slashdot.org]. To q
uote from the ar tic le l inked:'I've got a rare kidney di
sease,' I told h e r. ' I have to go to the bathroom a
lot. You can come w ith me if you want, but it takes
a while. Is that okay with you? Do you want a no
te from my docto r?'Is this why you were touchin
g your penis [ro t ten.com] in the cinema, Jon? And
letting the othe r boys touch it too?We should als
o point out that & #9617; Jon Katz refers to himself as 'Sl
ashdot's resident Gasbag.' Is there any more doub
t? For those fort unate few who aren't aware of t
he list of homos e xual [goatse.cx] terminology fo
und inside the L inux 'Sauce Code,' a 'Gasbag' is
a pervert who g ains sexual gratification from h
aving a thin stra w inserted into his urethra (or
to use the comm on parlance, 'piss-pipe'), then
his homosexual [ goatse.cx]lover blows firmly dow
n the straw to in flate his scrotum. This is, of
course, when he's n ot busy violating the dignity a
nd copyright of posters to Slashdot by gathering
together their po stings and publishing them en mas
se to further hi s twisted and manipulative journa
listic agenda.Si ck, disgusting antichristian pe
rverts, the lot o f them.In addition, many of the
Linux distributi ons (a 'distribution' is the mo
st common way to spread the faggots' wares) are r
un by faggot gro ups. The Slackware [redhat.com]
distro is named after the 'Slack-wear' fags wea
r to allow easy a ccess to the anus for sexual pu
rposes . Furthermore, Slackware is
When going to Cibly, North Dakota, it does one well to be familiar with the town as leasure activities are not obvious to the casual traveler. There are a grand total of 14 streets in the town proper, 8 more in the metroplex. There are 3 bars: the Tom Cat, the Juicy Pig, and Sam's Place. Of those only the Juicy Pig serves hard liquire, the other two being beer and wine saloons.
There are no adult entertainment establishments due to the strict zoning laws in Cibly. For erotic toys, etc, you need to go to the nerest Sioux reservation, 13.75 miles east. They offer everything from Playboy to Hustler.
Outside of town 2.25 miles northwest on hiway 75, right after the gray barn, there is a race track the locals use. Races are held on Wednesday and Saturday at 6pm. These are generally a hoot. The local judge, the honorable Tom Himsby, has been known to tell civil complaintants to quote "Settle it at the races."
In conclussion, when going to Cibly, do your homework and you will definately enjoy your stay!
--
BAS
Disclamer: Cibly does not exist, just testing out the trolling HOWTO. Maybe I can learn to be one, someday.
Dunno, all my Pantera albums are heavy, when I saw 'em live -- heavy. Didn't even know they even had a pre-heavy era... Making me research!
I am in a Misfits/Samhain/Danzig kinda mood since I saw Danzig on Tuesday. Gotta love it.
I fucked your girlfriend last night.
While you snored and drooled, I fucked your love.
She called me Daddy. And I called her baby when I
Smacked her ass. I called her sugar when I ate
Her alive till daylight. And I slept with her all
Over me, from forehead to ribcage I dripper her ass.
Sometimes I thought you might be spying, living out some
Brash fantasy, but no. You were knocked out. But we were
All knocked out you know. In a way
I serve too many masters.
We didn't know you'd break the bottle that the magic
Came in to use those jagged shards to slit our wrists
And neck. And you'd do it too, you're that kind of dude.
But you wouldn't know what you were doing because
I didn't, your girlfriend could have been a burn
Victim, an amputee, a dead body. But god damn I wanted
To fuck.
I'm serving too many fucking masters.
[I told you. I told you motherfucker]
No, mad props to you, baby!
--
BAS
Yes, you do.
--
BAS