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  1. Re:A shell is nice but... on A Guided Tour of the Microsoft Command Shell · · Score: 4, Funny

    HARD? What's so hard about:

    echo 0x0001429 | regfxr32 \g \l \b \"/virtual registry hive sftwre/000003/Local Users and Directories/software/Microsoft/user/holebert/alpha MIX4_2_07/0x8827832fa777e9182/settings/color\"

  2. Re:This is a great step on PTO Eliminates "Technological Arts" Requirement · · Score: 1

    Now all they have to do is remove the prior art clauses and were in patent utopia.

    Unfortunately for you, you'll have to wait 14 years, or pay me royalties, because I am now gonna go patent the removal of prior art clauses from patent law!

  3. Re:What does it matter? on Named Innovators/Developers of Color? · · Score: 5, Funny

    Everyone on here looks like black text on a white background to me.

    The politically correct terminology is Serif-American text.

  4. Suuuuuuweeeeet! on The Chumbawamba Factor · · Score: 1

    Unclean hands, my friends, unclean hands...

  5. Re:Many mistakes in article on Hilton Hacker Gets 11 Months · · Score: 1

    No, Paris just knows a lot of people with names very similar, but not exactly, like famous people.

  6. Re:Isn't this like the ultimate troll question? on Ultimate Software Developer Setup? · · Score: 1

    PythonFanboy "Ni! Ni! Ni!"

    Crap, I copied and pasted that one and now it is no longer funny...

  7. Re:Isn't this like the ultimate troll question? on Ultimate Software Developer Setup? · · Score: 1

    And the inscrutable Ruby monk simply waited for his response message to be added to his mind dynamically at runtime.

  8. Not suprising... on IT Departments Are A Security Risk · · Score: 1

    ...because this is the same behavior that people will exhibit if there is a security guard working the desk downstairs. Anyone who makes it into the building has free reign to wander around and steal stuff if they have the right expression on thier face.

  9. Slow on the uptake... on Apple's Strategy Behind iTunes Mobile Phone · · Score: 1

    I left Japan about 3 months ago. mp3 cell-phones were already around for, what, a year already at that point? Geez, Jobs, great innovation.

  10. Easy win on Viewing Files on the Web Considered Possession? · · Score: 1

    Basically, bring a bunch of laptops to court. Give one to each jusry member, the prosecution and the judge. Then send them each an html email with the "evidence" photos embedded and have them each check thier email. Now simply point out that everyone in the courtroom is currently "guilty" of the same crime you are being prosecuted for. Nobody would find you guilty after such a simple demonstation, and even if you actually *are* found guilty at the end, you can file for an appeal and win on the technicality that all the jurors were also guilty of the same crime as you. There has to be some conflict of interest going on there, right?

  11. Re:Virtua(wha) on Microsoft Plans Hypervisor for Longhorn · · Score: 1

    "I am sick of people adding "ize" to the end of words to make them verbs."

    In short, you hate when people verbize stuff.


    He'd just prefer people used the word "Hyperv".

  12. In other news on Martian Methane May Come From Rocks · · Score: 3, Funny

    Other scientists are unsure whether methane on Mars even exists.

    While many philosophers are unsure whether Mars exists at all, or if it's just a figment of thier imagination.

  13. I'm interested to find out... on Trust in a Bottle · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I'm curious how this affects the "trust level" of people who were previously burned, especially by the person you are expected to trust. Is it just automatic, or do you still have some ability to balance it... If not, this could turn out to be the holy grail for all kinds of good and evil purposes.

  14. Re:Hooray for the Internet on Europe Home to Majority of Zombies · · Score: 0, Redundant

    wow. I haven't read such a funny comment in a long, long time! thanks!

  15. Re:Solution... on Europe Home to Majority of Zombies · · Score: 1

    Ed: Any zombies out there?
    Shaun: Don't say that!
    Ed: What?
    Shaun: The "zed" word. Don't say it!


    Zed's dead, baby. Zed's dead.

  16. Re:Thats a Llot of RAM... on 512MB GeForce 6800 Ultra Reviewed · · Score: 1

    You had to walk 2 miles uphill to the rock quarry and cut another one. Kids these days.

    Rocks!? You had it lucky! We had to compress young , hot stars into premature supernovas, with our bare hands, just so we could fusion up enough silicon to MAKE rocks. And BY GOD, we liked it!

  17. Re:WOW! Holy Crap! on Haiku's Window Manager · · Score: 1

    e17 will be years ahead of its time when it is finished.

    Unfortunately, e17's *release* will be, at some point during those "years ahead of it's time too", so it'll actually be right on time.

  18. Re:The problem with spam is weak enforcement on Selling Your Attention to Spammers · · Score: 1

    Spamhaus points out that 200 known spam operations are responsible for 80% of spam. They have names for most of the key people involved.

    Assassination Politics: Spammer's Remorse

  19. NEXT fall? on New Lucas Headquarters To Open in San Francisco · · Score: 1

    Yeah, by that time we'll all have this kind of comupting power on our wrist watches. pshaw.

  20. Re:Anime Fansubs on How Battlestar Galactica Killed TV · · Score: 1

    Its the same thing with Battlestar Galactica. People watched the show because the show was good, not because of BitTorrents. The vast, vast, vast majority of the people who tuned into the show did so not because of some guy who watched it on a BitTorrent and told his buddies, but because of a highly hyped miniseries, multiple magazine articles, a featurette in TV Guide, commericials out the ying-yang, billboards, print ads, and yes, even word of mouth of those who watched the show legally (which are probably 2-3 orders of magnitude higher than those who downloaded it via BitTorrent).

    I'm a person. I live in Japan. There were ZERO adverts for this show ANYWHERE to be seen around here. I watched all of the episodes via bittorrent because somone told me that it was good. I have told about 50 more people to watch it. So, I've got one datapoint at least that says you are wrong.

  21. FEAR NOT! on MPAA Targets TV Download Sites · · Score: 3, Insightful

    If it's not on cable (i.e. broadcast via normal radio waves OR sattelite) and it's being broadcast in an area near ME, then you have nothing to worry about... I own the rights already, and I feely allow you to redistribute the content.

    You see my body has an EULA. In order to pass radio waves through it, you must agree to the EULA. This EULA states that you transfer the intellectual property rights to all your content (radio & teleivion are specified) to me for a perior of 347 years from the date of using my body as a transport medium.

  22. Re:Sounds sensationalized on Labs Scramble to Destroy Deadly Flu Samples · · Score: 1

    f they were really so dangerous, they wouldn't be sending these things out to these kinds of labs

    That's kind of the point. You see, it's like this... I send a box full of suitcase-nukes to walmart, because I THOUGHT I was sending the box of boring old samsonite deluxe suitcases...

    It gets posted on slahdot and you respond, "My wife works in a walmart that got one of these. They're just regular suitcases sold by regular employees. If they were really so dangerous, they wouldn't be sending these things out to these kinds of storess (just your friendly local walmart), especially since the stores are literally surrounded by rednecks (in the same building)."

  23. We want the BEST on Labs Scramble to Destroy Deadly Flu Samples · · Score: 1

    It was not immediately clear why the 1957 pandemic strain, which killed between 1 million and 4 million people -- was in the proficiency test kits routinely sent to labs.

    Because now, through the magic of natural selection, we will have only the BEST biotech engineers and doctors. In college it's often called the "weeding out" process.

    <snicker>Intro to Biology is a real killer this year.</snicker>

  24. Re:The L train Is a Disaster on New York Computerizes its Subway System · · Score: 2, Informative

    This morning I had one of the most peaceful commutes in quite a while. I attribute it fully to the conductor, urging us at every stop to "Step aside, let others off before you get on. If you can't fit on the train there is another train right behind this one."

    Something about what you said struck a chord... I live in Tokyo, and the default, accepted behavior is to step to either side of the door and let people rush off before attempting to get on. I guess I'm so used to this now that I kind of figured it was the standard protocol. So in NY does everyone just crowd the doors, inside and out, side and have at it once they open?

  25. Misread on Google Delivering Factual Answers · · Score: 1

    I thought is said FRACTAL answers... Like the google search results would all be links to other google search results.