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Europe Home to Majority of Zombies

Rei writes "According to a recent CipherTrust study, the majority of Zombie PCs reside not in the US or China, but in Europe. Of the European zombies, 2/3 were either in Germany, France, or Britain. The results were released with the announcement of CipherTrust's new ZombieMeter. As a response to previous reports of high zombie activity, the London Action Plan launched Operation Spam Zombies in cooperation with numerous governments around the world."

357 comments

  1. This might give us a hint ... by Raindance · · Score: 5, Funny

    ... as to where the evil clerics are.

    1. Re:This might give us a hint ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      This might be useful for those in Europe: How to Survive a Zombie Attack.

    2. Re:This might give us a hint ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Don't forget the Zombie Survival Guide!

      This book could save your life!

    3. Re:This might give us a hint ... by bladesjester · · Score: 1

      *sings to the tune of the Battle Hymn of the Republic*

      Mine eyes have seen the coming of another zombie horde
      I wish they'd go away but instead they come toward
      I'd hoped they'd just give up, but undead do not get bored
      They just think I'm a snack

      (Yes I did more. The entire song's worth, in fact. I was on a zombie kick one day)

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    4. Re:This might give us a hint ... by Irashtar · · Score: 1

      Bravo! Is the wole thing available anywhere?

    5. Re:This might give us a hint ... by bladesjester · · Score: 1

      I just posted it in my journal. Like I said there, if anyone wants to post it in other places, please ask first.

      Having said that, enjoy it. My girlfriend was glad she wasn't drinking anything at the time. =]

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      Everything I need to know I learned by killing smart people and eating their brains.
  2. food by siropel · · Score: 0

    it must be the food ... (canned Microsoft anyone ?)

    1. Re:food by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Freedom fries anyone?

  3. This is so obvious. by Seumas · · Score: 5, Funny

    This has been obvious to me ever since Wolfenstein 3D almost 14 years ago.

    1. Re:This is so obvious. by kc32 · · Score: 0

      I thought the zombies came from Deimos...

    2. Re:This is so obvious. by alex_guy_CA · · Score: 2, Funny
      Good god, I saw the title of the article, and I thought they meant, you know, zombies.

      Never have I been happier to learn that they were talking about evil spam spewing Windows machines

    3. Re:This is so obvious. by wft_rtfa · · Score: 2, Insightful
      This has been obvious to me ever since Wolfenstein 3D almost 14 years ago.

      Yes, and Shaun of the Dead last year made it even more clear.

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    4. Re:This is so obvious. by Kippesoep · · Score: 1

      Pfff. When I get up in the morning and look in the mirror, it's quite obvious there's at least one zombie in Europe...

    5. Re:This is so obvious. by DurendalMac · · Score: 1

      Most of them are in Europe, most notably Germany? You gotta admire their dedication. Two major defeats in the last century and they just keep on tryin'!

    6. Re:This is so obvious. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, just like the US.

      Vietnam, Korea... and so on... The problem ist that the US are still doing this IRL!

    7. Re:This is so obvious. by koie · · Score: 1

      hey, korea was a draw!

    8. Re:This is so obvious. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      And vietnam was a loss...

      Come to think of it, how many wars have the US won? Only one I can think of is WWII, and that was only thanks to Russia.

    9. Re:This is so obvious. by ajs318 · · Score: 1

      Three defeats, I think you'll find.

      <tune="/songs/midi/amazing_grace.mid">Four-two, four-two,
      Four-two, four-two,
      Four-two, four-two, fo-o-our-twooooo .....</tune>

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    10. Re:This is so obvious. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You forgot the American Civil War.

    11. Re:This is so obvious. by mattbell · · Score: 1

      American Revolution, Mexican American War, Spanish American War, and The American Civil War. Oh, and pretty much most of the Pacific Theater of WWII.

    12. Re:This is so obvious. by Darren+Winsper · · Score: 1

      Wasn't it 5-2?

    13. Re:This is so obvious. by Kippesoep · · Score: 1

      Pardon my ignorance, but isn't it true that a nation, by definition both loses and wins a civil war simultaneously?

    14. Re:This is so obvious. by ajs318 · · Score: 1

      No, although I'd have let you off with 3-2 if you were (a) German and (b) bigger than me!

      Extra time was upon us, and Geoff Hurst had brought the scoreline to 3-2 with a controversial shot which hit the bar and bounced down ..... but which side of the line did it land? We join Kenneth Wolstenholme now in the closing seconds of extra time:

      KW Some people are on the pitch! They think it's all over -
      Geoff Hurst finds Bobby Moore's long ball and slams it into the back of the net
      KW It is now!

      Scoring five against the Germans happened this century.

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    15. Re:This is so obvious. by fanblade · · Score: 3, Funny

      Hehe, I would agree except the article clearly states "zombie PCs."

      I wonder where all the zombie NPCs live?

    16. Re:This is so obvious. by orderb13 · · Score: 1

      You forgot WWI and Europe in WWII. You also forgot the Cold War (not a real way, I know)

    17. Re:This is so obvious. by mattbell · · Score: 1

      I could have added WWI, but then again, we barely had any troops, and it was really only the threat of American reinforcements that helped end the war.

  4. Zombies...? by CamilaAcolide · · Score: 0

    From the article: A zombie is a machine--typically connected to a broadband connection and without any type of firewall or anti-virus protection--that has been maliciously infected by a worm or virus without the owners' knowledge and is used to launch Denial of Service (DoS) attacks and send spam and phishing e-mails.

    1. Re:Zombies...? by mooingyak · · Score: 3, Funny

      Fascinating. But what is a "worm" or a "virus"? Did the article define those too?

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  5. Old news... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Funny how it was published with a nationalist spirit this time...

    1. Re:Old news... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Can you hear the European Union chanting off in the distance?

      We're number one! We're number one!

    2. Re:Old news... by Schemat1c · · Score: 1

      Can you hear the European Union chanting off in the distance?

      What European Union? It's falling apart as we speak.

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      "Nobody knows the age of the human race, but everybody agrees that it is old enough to know better." - Unknown
    3. Re:Old news... by IllForgetMyNickSoonA · · Score: 1

      Actually, it is not. More than anything, a "European Constitution" was rejected by the popular vote in .fr and .nl, in part because of some almost libertarian ideas expressed in that document, in part because they (fr and nl) are pissed off with their governments and were misusing the voting on a rather unrelated subject just to give their governments a slap on the wrist.

      By looking at the first of the two aforementioned reasons, I'd say it's a *good* thing the constitution in its' current form was shot down, both for the citizens of Europe, as well as for the EU itself.

    4. Re:Old news... by orderb13 · · Score: 1

      It was good that the EU Consitution was shot down because it had libertarian ideas??

    5. Re:Old news... by IllForgetMyNickSoonA · · Score: 1

      Libertarian as in "free market uber alles, down with the government, privatize everything now, the sole meaning of life is to make profit, to hell with public health care and education"? Definitely YES, it was a good thing this constitution was shot down.

    6. Re:Old news... by orderb13 · · Score: 1

      You are apparently confused. You are mixing a political philopshy and an economic philosophy together. Granted, most libs are "Free-Market" ones, but there is nothing in the political philosophy saying that "the sole meaning of life is to make a profit". The libertarian political philosophy is basically complete personal freedom as long as you don't harm someone else and goverment is only there to protect the citizens.

      And what is wrong with having no public health care and education? Everything in life has a price, the Libs are just more honest about how it is paid.

    7. Re:Old news... by IllForgetMyNickSoonA · · Score: 1

      It is naive to think the politics and the economics can be viewed separately.

      You know, this is Europe, after all. We know to value our social system, our public health care, our low violent crime rates, and our rather good public education system. We sure know it's very expensive (we'd have to be complete idiots to think it somehow comes free of charge), but we find it worth the money (well, most of the time we do). Just like the majority in the USA seem to view throwing obscene amounts of money at the military as justified.

  6. Should we block the zombies? by sammykrupa · · Score: 0, Troll

    What do you guys think?

    -Block em. Make the people run anti- software and lose money!

    -Don't block them! Make the internet a bad place!

    1. Re:Should we block the zombies? by LurkerXXX · · Score: 1

      Haven't you ever been to the movies? The only way to stop a zombie is with a head shot.

    2. Re:Should we block the zombies? by N3Roaster · · Score: 1

      Don't you play video games? Zombies are weak against fire and cure spells.

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    3. Re:Should we block the zombies? by dgatwood · · Score: 1
      Haven't you ever been to the movies? The only way to stop a zombie is with a head shot.

      Please do not photograph the Zombies.... It will only make them angry.

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    4. Re:Should we block the zombies? by hawado · · Score: 1

      Well then that won`t work here as blowing up the monitors will do nothing to stem the flow of crap comming from the zombies, and if they are headless they are prob. running *nix and are not part of the problem.

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    5. Re:Should we block the zombies? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not the only way. Watch the living dead trilogy. Take notes.

    6. Re:Should we block the zombies? by xenobyte · · Score: 1

      Yes! - Block port 25 per default to any destination other than the ISP mailserver(s) and allow for individual unblocking per sane request (i.e. requests from the geek/nerd customers who run their own mailservers or similar).

      This will kill off 99% of all mom'n'pop zombies because they already use the ISP mailserver (or some webmail) and have no need to port 25 to the world.

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    7. Re:Should we block the zombies? by jackofallbrandnames · · Score: 1

      "This will kill off 99% of all mom'n'pop zombies because they already use the ISP mailserver" If they already use their ISP's mailserver, blocking ports is ineffective as they already have permission to same mailserver...jeez.

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    8. Re:Should we block the zombies? by alc6379 · · Score: 1

      No, you missed the point-- you don't photograph them, you send them your audition photos!

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    9. Re:Should we block the zombies? by Kythorn · · Score: 1

      Regarding spam zombies, most of them do attempt direct SMTP access instead of sending mail through the ISPs mail server.

      The flavor of the month outlook worm is a different story, but not what most of the discussion today has been about.

  7. isn't surprising by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Interesting

    this isn't surprising. While we generally thing of the internet as USA only, it does exist in other countries. Considering that the majority of hacker attack come from overseas (or so it seems), this does not come as a surprise. Maybe this is why the EU hates MS?

    1. Re:isn't surprising by astromog · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Really? We have internet here in The Rest of the World? Thanks for noticing!

    2. Re:isn't surprising by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Maybe this is why the EU hates MS?


      What, because their citizens are slow to respond and don't know how to secure their computers?

    3. Re:isn't surprising by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Where is this "Rest of the World" place? Is it past The Ocean, or somewhere in the suburbs? There's Northern Nowhere starting in upstate, Western Nowhere over the river, and Southern Nowhere on the other side of Jersey, so I can't think of any other places it could be. Though I suppose it could be nestled somewhere in Queens or Long Island, those are far enough out of the way to hide in. Oh, I get it, it's like those "other cities" all the teams that show up to lose to the Yankees supposedly come from. Quite a fine piece of showmanship, that "other cities" idea!

    4. Re:isn't surprising by rokzy · · Score: 1

      >While we generally thing of the internet as USA only...

      you're either very retarded or a very subtle troll. the "EU hating MS" non sequitur and the AC posting leads me to believe you're a troll.

      nice try though. you even bagged a few mods on crack.

    5. Re:isn't surprising by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You do, but it's a new development. When I first got here, it was very, very rare to find a non-American. Once in a while you'd see someone from the UK or Canada, but even that was rare.

      Now, of course, the rest of the world has finally shown up :)

    6. Re:isn't surprising by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe because slashdot is horribly US-centric?
      Looking at INet-connectivity, the US looks pretty much like a developing country, not the other way around...

    7. Re:isn't surprising by Wieland · · Score: 2, Informative

      [rant]If you "generally consider the internet as USA only", that probably says a whole lot more about you than it does about the internet. Are you aware you wouldn't even be reading /. if it weren't for the Swiss CERN, creating the WWW? Do you know that broadband penetration is as high (if not higher) in many EU countries as it is in the US? Don't you think it's about time for many Americans to drop the conceited attitude, and to look around and notice they're not alone on the planet?[/rant]

      That being said, according to TFA, The origin of the zombie machines may change on a daily basis as machines can be infected anywhere in the world. CipherTrust has found that during April and May, the largest percent of zombie originations have alternated between China and the United States. In addition, during the first three weeks of May, approximately 26% of daily new zombies originated in the European Union, so let's not jump to any conclusions about Europe's supposed backwardness here. The figures may very likely show an entirely different picture again tomorrow, as they apparentely did just a few weeks ago.

    8. Re:isn't surprising by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Are you aware that you wouldn't be reading /. if it wasn't for the USA inventing TCP/IP? You can always trace one great invention to another, big deal. Can we not coexist on this planet without pulling out our national dicks for a measuring contest every 15 minutes?

      Why the hell do you care if people in the USA are conceited? Is it hurting your feelings or what?

      EVERY country thinks they are the greatest. It's not obnoxious, it's paitriotism!

    9. Re:isn't surprising by Wieland · · Score: 1

      Yes I am aware of that, and I wasn't claiming otherwise.

      Like many Europeans (or Africans, or Asians, for that matter) I wouldn't care a bit about Americans boasting about the sizes of their dicks, if only they were remotely aware that we have dicks too ;-)

  8. Understand now? by PrivateDonut · · Score: 1

    See why the EU is being so hard on Windows this time around?

    1. Re:Understand now? by dascritch · · Score: 1

      Yep. We need urgently a MS Win without WMP. Next time, we'll ask to remove MSIE.

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      (Sorry my bad French) Je fais parler les Guignols de l'Info. Le pied, quoi.
    2. Re:Understand now? by gmuslera · · Score: 2, Funny

      Nah, do the real change, Replace the MS for an X in MS Windows and most of your actual problems will dissapea... well, may come others, of course, instead of being zombie you could become r00ted, 0wned or h4x0red and pass a lot of time trying to undestand what those extrange words with numbers mean.

  9. Shaun of the Dead by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hasn't Hollywood taught us zombies are created in Europe? :)

  10. What kind of zombies by Gurezaemon · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Maybe even some like this...
    http://www.repenetrator.com/
    (not safe for work)

    1. Re:What kind of zombies by Justin205 · · Score: 1

      Judging by the URL (I'm not clicking!), it's not safe for human viewing, period.

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  11. Unbelievable by SamMichaels · · Score: 4, Interesting

    This just goes to show that no one knows where spam and zombies reside. Everyone's "research" (obviously riddled with bias) says it's some place else.

    1. Re:Unbelievable by John+Hasler · · Score: 1

      I don't read it that way. 20% US and 26% EU is roughly proportional to population.

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    2. Re:Unbelievable by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Umm, what? This is the same company (American based with offices worldwide) that had been reporting the US and China as being neck and neck in zombies until very recently. Please tell me where their bias lies. Maybe it's Canada, eh?

    3. Re:Unbelievable by bursch-X · · Score: 1

      What about China? Considering how few people can actually afford a Computer with an Internet connection there one might tend to believe 100% of Chinese computers are 0wned!

      (If not by hackers then by the government ;-)

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      1. Never tell everything you know.
    4. Re:Unbelievable by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Because they are the attackers that they couldn't find?

    5. Re:Unbelievable by Scrameustache · · Score: 1

      This just goes to show that no one knows where spam and zombies reside. Everyone's "research" (obviously riddled with bias) says it's some place else.

      This will make it eaier to get that grant for my study of zombie migration patterns then! And they laughed at me... the fools!

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  12. Velcome to Shproket by jrivar59 · · Score: 4, Funny

    Voud u like to touch my zombie?

  13. Solution... by da3dAlus · · Score: 4, Funny

    Call in Shaun of the Dead!

    Ed: Any zombies out there?
    Shaun: Don't say that!
    Ed: What?
    Shaun: The "zed" word. Don't say it!
    Ed: Well... are they any?
    Shaun: I don't see any. Maybe it's not as bad as all that.
    Shaun: Oh, no wait, there they are.

    --

    Sometimes I doubt your commitment to Sparkle Motion.
    1. Re:Solution... by rideaurocks · · Score: 0

      Worst. Movie. Ever.

    2. Re:Solution... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You have got to be joking, or American.

      It was hilarious. Deadpan humour is something yanks can't do.

    3. Re:Solution... by CoolMoDee · · Score: 1

      As an american who saw that film, I thought it was fscking great. Please don't group all of us together.

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    4. Re:Solution... by agent+dero · · Score: 1

      Saw that two nights ago (and I'm a 'yank', texan too! [i'm multinational! ;p])

      Awesome movie.

      "Hey, any of you cunts want a drink?"

      rock

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    5. Re:Solution... by gnovos · · Score: 1

      Ed: Any zombies out there?
      Shaun: Don't say that!
      Ed: What?
      Shaun: The "zed" word. Don't say it!


      Zed's dead, baby. Zed's dead.

      --
      "Your superior intellect is no match for our puny weapons!"
    6. Re:Solution... by Mornelithe · · Score: 1

      You've got red on you.

      --

      I've come for the woman, and your head.

    7. Re:Solution... by oberondarksoul · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      "The Stone Roses?"
      "No!"
      "It's The Second Coming"
      "I liked it..."
      "Soundtrack to Batman?"
      "Chuck it."

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    8. Re:Solution... by jez9999 · · Score: 1

      I'm a Brit who saw that film. 0 out of 10. It was so fucking awful it made me want to vomit and leave about 10 minutes in.

      Talk about any excuse to get British film onto the big screen...

    9. Re:Solution... by lucas+teh+geek · · Score: 1

      as an aussie, who saw the movie in england with two scotsmen and a dutchman, we all thought it was fuckign shite. dont get me wrong, i love british humor but that movie was lacking in it

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    10. Re:Solution... by rjshields · · Score: 1
      I'm a Brit who saw that film. 0 out of 10. It was so fucking awful it made me want to vomit and leave about 10 minutes in.
      There's no accounting for taste, or sense of humour (or lack thereof).
      --
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    11. Re:Solution... by rjshields · · Score: 2, Funny
      as an aussie, ... with two scotsmen and a dutchman
      I read that and though thought you were starting a bar joke.
      --
      In this world nothing is certain but death, taxes and flawed car analogies.
    12. Re:Solution... by rjshields · · Score: 1

      "You, hang out with my friends? A failed actress and a twat?"
      "Well, that's a bit harsh."
      "Your words, Shaun!"
      "I did NOT call Diane a failed actress!"

      --
      In this world nothing is certain but death, taxes and flawed car analogies.
    13. Re:Solution... by TheKidWho · · Score: 1

      nope the movie was retarded. Me and my roommate were watching it, we heard it was great, and it sucked balls... Just kept on waiting and waiting for the humor to show up. It never did.

    14. Re:Solution... by mink · · Score: 1

      I don't know if everyone who hated it noticed.
      The film was a re-make of Night of the Living dead. But instead of a rural setting right in the city.
      The lead up of events matches pretty well and there are many referenced to Night. Most people live their lives like a zombie (Shaun looking in the mirror at the start) and are so caught up in whats going on in their life they do miss major important things outside of it, until events intrude on the bubble of a life they live.
      I think if you have not seen Night then you will not get quite a bit of Shaun

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  14. Thank God by Chemical · · Score: 5, Informative

    I expected something like this might happen some day, but I'm ready, thanks to this. Bring it on!

    1. Re:Thank God by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      WTF.. how is this informative and not offtopic to the story ?

    2. Re:Thank God by Selfbain · · Score: 1

      Are there good support groups for people born without a sense of humour?

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      Well, it has never been successfully tested.
    3. Re:Thank God by hostyle · · Score: 1

      You could try the MPFC - Monty Pythons Flying Circus.

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    4. Re:Thank God by lacheur · · Score: 1

      +5 informative...

      Slashdot meta-humor is always funnier.

    5. Re:Thank God by Tim+C · · Score: 1

      It is offtopic, it's arguably funny (humour is very subjective; I chuckled), but no way is it informative.

  15. action by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    what to do:

    get off your ass and visit your "neighbours".
    educate them while disinfecting and immunising their pc. drink coffee, shake hands - repeat.

    oh and after the third time at the same house, don't even care to fix it anymore. just tell them to get a mac. ;)

    1. Re:action by Patrik_AKA_RedX · · Score: 1

      Sheesh, visiting 3 times for this? I just leave a fake computer magazine open on the article "how to speed up your PC". Especially the part on switching that little switch on the back of the power supply from 230 (slow) to 130 (fast!) is definitly a killer.

  16. That isn't what the Zombie Meter says... by colinemckay · · Score: 5, Informative

    Top 10 includes the US at 28.5%. No EU country is in the top ten list. "during the first three weeks of May, approximately 26% of daily new zombies originated in the European Union, including 6%, 5% and 3% of new zombies originated in Germany, France and the United Kingdom, respectively." That's NEW zombies. The EU share of zombies is increasing, but it isn't the major source (yet).

    1. Re:That isn't what the Zombie Meter says... by colinemckay · · Score: 1

      Oh, never mind -- I just read the bottom set of charts.

    2. Re:That isn't what the Zombie Meter says... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Top 10 includes the US at 28.5%. No EU country is in the top ten list.

      Of course, no European country has the population of the U.S. or the number of computers either. A better measure would be the percentage of computers "zombiefied."

    3. Re:That isn't what the Zombie Meter says... by DigiShaman · · Score: 3, Funny

      *gasp*. Ohhh noooosss!!! Europe may have to face up to a dirty little secret filled with horrors. That is, Europe has its fair share of stupid people too. Bwahahahaa.

      I fart in your general direction.

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    4. Re:That isn't what the Zombie Meter says... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Uhh... how is this at all relevant to what the grandparent said?

      They pointed out that, while the EU makes up the largest proportion (which is not at all a majority) of NEW zombies, they do not currently make up the majority of zombies (which would apparently contradict the headline I read off the title bar I see above).

      Certainly, Europe does have stupid people, but I don't see how this pertains to the comment to which you replied.

      Perhaps you should consider the context of your posts in future.

    5. Re:That isn't what the Zombie Meter says... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      At least we have not, unlike the USA, a zombie as President.

    6. Re:That isn't what the Zombie Meter says... by tobybuk · · Score: 1

      No it wouldn't. It might suggest that a small country such as Monaco has the larest spam problem.

    7. Re:That isn't what the Zombie Meter says... by alexhs · · Score: 2, Insightful

      That is, Europe has its fair share of stupid people too.

      I thought that the cause of all those zombies rather was a stupid OS from some Redmond company...

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    8. Re:That isn't what the Zombie Meter says... by Anne+Thwacks · · Score: 1
      The EU share of zombies is increasing, but it isn't the major source (yet).

      Well, if it is, dont blame me - I posed an "Ask slashdot" question asking how to stop my Win PC being a Zombie, and it was not run. I have not seen any other stories on this topic. I know of at least three machines that are using 100% of available ADSL bandwidth, even when the user has no browser open. However, I have no clue what to do. AdAware and SpyBot s&d are unable to clear the machines. They all have the latest patches.

      I have switched to FreeBSD, my mother now uses a mac, and my son has bought an iBook.

      But sometimes I have to power up a winbox, and then down goes the ADSL throughput.

      Any answers?

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    9. Re:That isn't what the Zombie Meter says... by stjobe · · Score: 1

      Hey, it's a Windows box - just reinstall. And never, ever, ever connect it to the net without a proper firewall.

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    10. Re:That isn't what the Zombie Meter says... by scottme · · Score: 1

      I have no clue what to do - which just about sums up the problem, I guess.

    11. Re:That isn't what the Zombie Meter says... by FidelCatsro · · Score: 1

      Three pronged attack ,

      First a strong router firewall , basicaly block all ports to the windows box that you dont require (so basicaly only ports 80 and perhaps 20/21 if your require FTP etc) couple this with a software firewall so any outgoing traffic does not leave the computer.

      Switch off all unrequired services in windows , there are plenty of guides to this onlinehttp://www.theeldergeek.com/services_guide.h tm thats one for example which should help stem alot of problems.

      and thirdly a good colection of anti-spyware stuff , spy-bot ,adaware , and perhaps the MS one should be able to catch alot of the crap .

      from then on , it should keep it relativly safe if you dont dont do anything silly .
      I occasionaly still need to use windows for some work things , luckly i can keep it totaly off the network

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    12. Re:That isn't what the Zombie Meter says... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, whereas our share may be fair, yours is unfair, yet we with you do bear, so there. :p

      Anonymous European Coward

    13. Re:That isn't what the Zombie Meter says... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Presumably they think that everyone here knows how to keep a Windows PC clean (it's pretty trivial, especially for someone who claims they can use FreeBSD). But, on the offchance that you're not a troll, here goes:

      There are 2 tricks to using antispyware products. The first is to keep them updated. And the second it to run them in Safe Mode so that the malware can't repair itself while you're deleting it. If AdAware and Spybot can't help, try installing Microsoft Antispyware - it's actually surprisingly good. Alternatively you might need a virus scanner instead of a spyware sweeper - Avast is good and free, as is AVG.

      Once you're clean, the important thing is to not get infected again. Always use a firewall (the one that comes with Windows is good enough), and deploy it before you connect to the Internet for the first time. Even (especially!) while you install the security patches. Keep Windows up to date, and don't use insecure programs like IE or Outlook Express. And for God's sake don't open any unsolicited attatchments, or dodgy executables you find on P2P or warez sites.

    14. Re:That isn't what the Zombie Meter says... by jackofallbrandnames · · Score: 1

      Get a NAT firewall with a built-in switch and network your machines together with the shared connection.

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    15. Re:That isn't what the Zombie Meter says... by TheKidWho · · Score: 1

      Monaco isn't a real country, it's only a pretty place the french own.

    16. Re:That isn't what the Zombie Meter says... by rsynnott · · Score: 1

      What?! Deport them to the US immediately! Next you'll be saying we have fat people ;)

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    17. Re:That isn't what the Zombie Meter says... by ifwm · · Score: 1

      "I thought that the cause of all those zombies rather was a stupid OS from some Redmond company..."

      And guns cause shootings, big macs cause obesity, and cigarettes cause smoking.

      Liberal thinking at it's finest.

    18. Re:That isn't what the Zombie Meter says... by toddestan · · Score: 1

      You could try anti-virus programs (like AVG Free, Norton, Mc-Afee). You could try Microsoft's malicious software remover tool. You could try things like Hi-Jack this. At the very least, you could install a firewall like Zonealarm or Sygate Personal Firewall and deny whatever is generating all the traffic network access.

      Probably, the best and quickest solution is to wipe and reinstall. Then add a firewall (Windows firewall is OK here), anti-virus, and all the patches from Windows update. Then, with some common sense you should be fine.

    19. Re:That isn't what the Zombie Meter says... by Saanvik · · Score: 1
      This is a great question, and I have a related one - How can I tell if my box is a zombie?

      I don't think any of my computers are, but I'd like to be sure. Since this company can tell which PCs are zombies, why don't they offer a service where I can enter an IP address to see if it's been identified as a zombie?

    20. Re:That isn't what the Zombie Meter says... by kenji_watanabe · · Score: 1
      That is, Europe has its fair share of stupid people too.

      You can take it further to make some profound observations on the human psyche. That is, you will find that the key to Jung's concept of the collective unconscious in the following 2 related observations:

      • Jung's theory is missing 1 ennegram -- "The Redneck"
      • The proportion of "Rednecks" in any sufficiently large population is constant (although the sport and beer of choice may be a highly localized phenomena).
    21. Re:That isn't what the Zombie Meter says... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oddly enough, I've used that wretched OS in various incarnations since at least '96 and have never come down with a single worm. Ever.

      So it's not *just* the OS. You still need a user to download much of the malware, even if the OS may make that easier for them.

  17. The Remedy by SparksMcGee · · Score: 2, Funny

    Whether hacked computers and their clueless users or hideous undead out for brains, nothing beats the tried and true shotgun.

    1. Re:The Remedy by Azreal · · Score: 0

      Obligatory Army of Darkness quote:

      "Alright you primitive screw-heads, listen up. See this? This is my boomstick!"

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    2. Re:The Remedy by Trinn · · Score: 1

      Like Used. Slightly Shotgunned.

  18. Time for new SMTP error messages by TheNarrator · · Score: 4, Funny

    550 : Recipient address rejected: cleric casts repel undead at spam zombie;

    1. Re:Time for new SMTP error messages by Macgrrl · · Score: 1

      Surely that would be:

      Recipient address rejected: cleric attempts to turn zombie

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    2. Re:Time for new SMTP error messages by Quixadhal · · Score: 1

      Nope, I'm an evil cleric. Your spam will do MY bidding, Muahahahahaha!!!!

      550 : Recipient address revoked; cleric commands undead.

    3. Re:Time for new SMTP error messages by fanblade · · Score: 1

      I didn't know PCs could be zombies. Is that a valid character class?

  19. LE BRAINS! by Nailer · · Score: 1

    (filler)

  20. Re:Why is this so? by LurkerXXX · · Score: 5, Insightful

    How do you know they weren't patched? Patching doesn't really help you when the user runs the executable attachment they got in their email, or installs something shiny they found on the web.

  21. I'm surprised there isn't a RBL for zonbies yet by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Back in the 1990s, Spam was a big problem. The problem was that a number of ISPs would ignore Spam complaints, or would even encourage spammers to be on their networks. Once enough ISPs refused to listen to complaints, Paul Vixie started the Realtime Blackhole List, which would allow people to find out if a given IP was blacklisted, and refused to receive email from a blacklisted IP.

    I worked at Netcom when we ended up on the RBL. We did not have strong Spam protection; for example, our credit card verifier did not contact the credit card company before giving someone internet access. Even after being placed on the RBL, management was unwilling to expend the resources needed to stop our Spam problem; they thought the RBL would just go away. Meanwhile, the number of people calling or emailing technical support doubled because they could not send mail increased (I helped make some graphs showing the increase in emails to tech support to convince management that this was a real problem). It took months for management to wake up, smell the coffee, and make it harder for spammers to get throw-away accounts on Netcom's network.

    (For NANOG regulars at the time: It was I who wrote the "Keman-bot")

    A similiar list needs to be set up; if a given ISP has zombies and does not cut off said zombies from the internet, the ISP needs to be blacklisted RBL style. Maybe then management will do something about the zonbie problem--such as cutting of zombie machines from the internet (redirecting all HTTP queries to a "You're a zombie so we cut you off page" for example).

    1. Re:I'm surprised there isn't a RBL for zonbies yet by destuxor · · Score: 3, Informative

      At the ISP where I work we've got an approach something like this. We've got scripts running that analyze network usage, watch for port scanning, and regulate email.
      - Network usage is the easiest to monitor since it's little more than a script pointing out that a host is attacking other machines over port 445 or connected to port 6667. Just being on IRC or sharing your printer won't set off the scripts since they not only monitor raw traffic but also watch how quickly new connections are being made and such. I should mention that we allow anyone to run anything on this network with no maximum bandwidth usage, provided it's all legal (so an open Gnutella port means nothing, lots of traffic over DC++ is fine, downloading tens of Gigabytes over BitTorrent is fine - we don't care until the copyright violation letters roll in).
      - Back on topic, our firewalls monitor evidence of port scanning. This is something you'd better not get caught doing since they're so destructive to the network (I.E. something like a network-aware electron microscope or CAT scanner will often crash if you send fragmented SYN packets at it, so don't).
      - And best of all we not only implement PureMessage and antivirus filters on our IMAP and POP3 servers, we have two SMTP servers (one for residents, one for everything else) and all outgoing SMTP must go through those (and IIRC you must authenticate to the SMTP server as well). We realised we had no choice but to implement a very strict system like this when AOL blocked @ncsu.edu!
      When we detect a machine that's been compromised it gets blocked automatically. It's nice that in the case of a resident getting blocked we send emails to both that student and their roommate as we (currently) have no way of knowing whose machine we've blocked. If they need help we've got great support.
      Why don't all ISPs have strict policies like this? AOL was shown in an earlier article to be home to more compromised hosts than any other. Maybe they should start blocking MACs of known compromised hosts and better integrate antivirus software into the Win32 software. Best yet would be to automate a phone call to the household that has been blocked as soon as it happens to alert the customer that and why they've been temporarily blocked.
      How hard could it really be to include Stinger on those AOL CDs? :)

    2. Re:I'm surprised there isn't a RBL for zonbies yet by dodobh · · Score: 1

      Depending on who will use it. The largest zombie farms are also the largest ISPs, and the only thing that gets their attention is a massive block of all email from them by other large ISPs (including corporate email).

      The CBL (included in the sblpxbl.spamhaus.org list) lists a lot of viruses/zombies, but it is designed to be corporate safe and not hurt the ISPs themselves.

      SPEWS, OTOH, is designed to inflict maximum pain,

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    3. Re:I'm surprised there isn't a RBL for zonbies yet by csk_1975 · · Score: 1
      Back on topic, our firewalls monitor evidence of port scanning. This is something you'd better not get caught doing since they're so destructive to the network (I.E. something like a network-aware electron microscope or CAT scanner will often crash if you send fragmented SYN packets at it, so don't).

      If its possible for script kiddies to crash CAT scanners by doing port scans from your ISP then:-

      1. The person who connected the CAT scanner to the Internet (or any untrusted network) should be sacked.

      2. The vendor of the CAT scanner should provide a software update that stops such a critical piece of equipment from being so fragile and/or be sued for not fixing defective equipment.

      3. The security/network admin at the hospital should be sacked for incompetence.

      And finally you should slap the script kiddie on the wrist for being a bad boy. If badly crafted packets can kill critical equipment and people are stupid enough to connect that equipment to networks that are full of badly crafted packets then most of the blame surely lies with the owner and the vendor of the equipment.

    4. Re:I'm surprised there isn't a RBL for zonbies yet by Underholdning · · Score: 2, Informative

      I'm surprised there isn't a RBL for zonbies yet
      There is.

    5. Re:I'm surprised there isn't a RBL for zonbies yet by mikael · · Score: 1

      2. The vendor of the CAT scanner should provide a software update that stops such a critical piece of equipment from being so fragile and/or be sued for not fixing defective equipment.


      It depends on how the TCP/IP stack was implemented

      Just about all embedded systems use a BSD derived TCP/IP stack.

      And for efficiency some network hardware drivers simply have function pointer arrays indexed by a 'type' fields with no bounds checking. So a packet with a data length one more bytes shorter than the size expected for that type would crash the system, as the data field simply contains garbage from cache memory.

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    6. Re:I'm surprised there isn't a RBL for zonbies yet by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But still, at the very least something as expensive and fragile as an electron microscope or CAT scanner--even if it did need to be connected to some kind of intranet for whatever reason--should be firewalled forever away from the internet at large.

      Seems it would be pretty stupid to me if you've got an embedded device that's prone to crashing if it's fed the wrong information not to have a layer or two of protection at the very least filtering out stuff like fragmented syn packets... If it's crashing, it's probably exploitable, and wouldn't that be quite the trophy for a mad h4xx0r... "OMFG i pwnt 4 C4T 5c4|\|3r."...

      If you really need to have remote offices connect to a critical piece of machinery like that, there's VPN and secure tunnels. There's no excuse, as far as I'm concerned. If your hospital can afford a million dollar CAT scanner, they can also afford someone competant enough to take care of it.

    7. Re:I'm surprised there isn't a RBL for zonbies yet by destuxor · · Score: 1

      Well we don't actually have a CAT scanner here, but we do have things like electron microscopes and 3D printers that aren't stable on a rough campus network.
      1. The person who connected the CAT scanner to the Internet (or any untrusted network) should be sacked.
      It wasn't a problem a few years ago, when all viruses propogated themselves through floppy disks, pubs, and emails. Most of the people who had port scanning software knew what to and not to use it on.
      But in the present we've been putting them on their own routers using NAT to keep them isolated from the rest of the network.
      2. The vendor of the CAT scanner should provide a software update that stops such a critical piece of equipment from being so fragile and/or be sued for not fixing defective equipment.
      I wish they would, but more often than not you're looking at a poorly designed embedded system.
      I don't know how some people live with themselves...but we see a lot of really, supremely shitty code in devices that try to write everything from scratch. I'm sure this trend is on its way out or already gone as Linux has shown its worth in embedded devices.

    8. Re:I'm surprised there isn't a RBL for zonbies yet by mikael · · Score: 1

      Very true - if nothing else, they could at least go down to the local electronics store and get a home network firewall.

      One network company I worked for, used to do reliability tests on their customers sites. They would get a network analyzer and just blast away random data packets of random lengths with random addresses for a good couple of hours. All sites except one stood up to this test.

      There was a discussion on slashot some time ago -research scientists don't really like firewalls on remote sites, because a well locked down network will always prevent them from doing whatever task they need to reset a crashed machine.

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  22. Re:Why is this so? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The XP firewall would normally catch most of these errant processes.

    So either Europeans are too dumb to avoid clicking on attachments, or too dumb to apply patches.

    Neither option seems very satisfactory if you are European.

  23. Re:Why is this so? by LurkerXXX · · Score: 1

    Unless the trojan writer has it deactivate the firewall before it launches any internet communication...

  24. anything named "operation" anything is propaganda by Adult+film+producer · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    This is garbage... governments use this stuff all the time. "operation spam zombies" .. that's nice, here in the u.s. it would be called "Operation Spam Freedom" or "Patriotic Eagle Soaring through the Sky liberating helpless victims of Zombie Tyrants + Freedom"..

    Governments have gotta do this to make sure people continue to have faith in their masters.

  25. duh by SuperBanana · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I was working on the mail server today, and going through logs tracking a clamav/amavis problem.

    I started to notice that...one...after...another...the buggers were connecting. We're not even a very big site (just got a bunch of mailing lists). The DNS names were xxx-yyy-zzz-aaa.(something).(insert european country code).

    They outnumbered legitimate connections easily 5:1 or more, and the sessions all consisted of:

    client: "HELO, I'm in your domain! Here, have some email"
    Postfix: "take a flying leap."

    client: "HELO, I'm in your domain! Here, have some email"
    Postfix: "take a flying leap."

    client: "HELO, I'm in your domain! Here, have some email"
    Postfix: "take a flying leap."

    Every single one would try and send between 3 and 5 messages before finally realizing it wasn't going to work, and disconnecting. It's irritating, because we do actually run a couple of DNS blacklists, but it seems a lot of european systems aren't on them.

    When are we going to stop taking the "oh, we'll just filter it" attitude? Feels like all we've accomplished in half a decade is to do spammer's work for them and make users complacent by hiding all this shit from them. It's a classic white elephant problem if I ever saw it...

    1. Re:duh by DigitalRaptor · · Score: 5, Insightful

      What we need is for Postfix to have a built in ability to report IP addresses to which it responds "take a flying leap", once per day, and for the top 1,000 of those IP addresses to be included in a report.

      As a safety measure, the IP address has to be reported by X number or percent of the participating Postfix hosts to be considered valid.

      Any IP address is added for a short period of time, say 72 hours, so if it's a machine that is hacked and quickly fixed the IP isn't blacklisted forever.

      It seems like a distributed, real-time system like this would be effective.

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    2. Re:duh by jfengel · · Score: 1

      Sadly, many connections don't give fixed IPs. It would be extremely frustrating to find myself blacklisted because I happened to get an IP that belonged to some nimrod yesterday.

      I think that the problem is better solved closer to the zombie, by their ISP cutting them off, and reserve the global solutions targeted at those ISPs who don't appear to be making an effort.

    3. Re:duh by v1 · · Score: 4, Interesting

      unfortunately, the spammers are not benieth attacking focal points of anti-spam activity. dnsrbl.com is down because it was hammered by a coordinated DDOS for an extended period of time, burning up their funds with bandwidth charges. The spammers may be cutthroat self-centered lowlifes, but they can recognize and coordinate against a threat very effectively when they have a few hunderd thousand zombies each to do their bidding.

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    4. Re:duh by DigitalRaptor · · Score: 1

      I don't think port 25 should be open for a single IP address on the planet.

      That alone would eliminate 90% of SPAM out there, and place the responsibility squarely on the shoulders of the ISP's to lock down their mail servers and cut off offending accounts.

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    5. Re:duh by zippthorne · · Score: 2, Interesting

      ahh.. seems like the perfect application of P2P.. or at least massive mirroring: make the postfix clients aware of each other (or a bunch of their nearest neighbors) and mirror the list. If one goes down, send the request to another one. Check all neighbors for updates and new neighbors every so often and merge the new data into the local list, deleting expired changes. New addresses could get pushed to the web by simply ammending their own list, when their neighbors d/l it they will propogate the changes. It doesn't matter if everyone has the whole list at any point, as long as the lists propogating through are reasonably complete.

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    6. Re:duh by fuzzybunny · · Score: 1

      Ditto here. The whole 'fixed IP' thing over here (.ch) is, in my opinion, a racket growing out of a sad situation (lack of enough IPs to go around.) To get a static, a lot of ISPs will charge you an arm and a leg each month for a "business" connection. Blow me.

      Frankly, I don't like the idea of having my mail sitting on an ISP's box, pgp or not. I realize that anyone with half a brain and an ounce of adaptability can still intercept, but it makes it just that smidgeon more difficult. Cutting off TCP/25 is not the answer.

      I've found that a combination of Postfix graylisting, orbl, rate limiting (including a 1/minute limit for _anything_ coming from APNIC) and finally, Spamassassin, does a pretty good job. I don't delude myself; my email address is john@three-letter-domain.net--probably one of the first addresses a basic spambot will try, so keeping it off the Internet is illusory.

      That said, I have made a solemn promise, which I intend to uphold, that the first time I ever meet anyone who admits to my face that he is a spammer, works for spammers, or hires spammers, I will ask him to step outside and give him the thrashing of his life. Maybe, just maybe, this will be my little tiny insignificant contribution to proactively dealing with the problem.

      "Oh, you hammered dnsrbl? Why, here's a real hammer for you!" *whackwhackwhack*

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    7. Re:duh by csrster · · Score: 1

      That said, I have made a solemn promise, which I intend to uphold, that the first time I ever meet anyone who admits to my face that he is a spammer, works for spammers, or hires spammers, I will ask him to step outside and give him the thrashing of his life.
      Ok, but what about people who encourage spammers by buying from them? I assume they get at least a bit of a slap.

    8. Re:duh by Bombur · · Score: 1

      This will not work, at least not for German Zombies. Let me tell you why: It is customary here to disconnect anyone after 24 hours. Immediate reconnection is possible, but you are very likely to receive another ip everytime you connect. I don't know if this is any different in North America, France or Great Britain, but for Germany Zombies thios aproach is rather useless.

    9. Re:duh by stridebird · · Score: 1
      I don't think port 25 should be open for a single IP address on the planet.

      OK, let me think about that. Block port 25 on basically every network interface on the planet. So now I can't access SMTP anywhere on the planet...so now I can't send email anymore.

      That alone would eliminate 90% of SPAM out there,

      Heh, I'd like to know what you think will happen to the other 10% of spam 'out there'? I think you 'eliminated' that too, huh?

    10. Re:duh by Archangel_Azazel · · Score: 1

      A suggest full physical castration. Consider it chlorinating the Gene Pool.

      A.A

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    11. Re:duh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    12. Re:duh by nystire · · Score: 1

      Whatever happened to EST?

    13. Re:duh by fuzzybunny · · Score: 1

      They get a nasty look and a week of having to sit at the children's table. I bought an X10 once...

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    14. Re:duh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      that sounds pretty good, so who is getting started on it? Ill subscribe to it for $5 a month, and we can fund it!

    15. Re:duh by fabu10u$ · · Score: 1

      How do you guard against rogue peers poisoning the list with false positives, like to DOS someone or try to render the list unreliable and thus irrelevant?

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    16. Re:duh by DigitalRaptor · · Score: 1

      Sorry, I meant to say port 25 should be blocked for every single dynamic IP on the planet.

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    17. Re:duh by raddan · · Score: 1
      I haven't tried this out yet myself, but I've been following the conversation on the Postfix list. It's not distributed, but it does the trick.

      http://greylisting.org/implementations/postfix.sht ml

      There are numerous other greylisting implementations out there on this same webpage. The OpenBSD folks have been putting a lot of effort into their own lately-- if I'm not mistaken, you can get spamd to rewrite pf rules on the fly. This guy has a writeup.

      Also check out Vipul's Razor and DCC, which are distributed. I currently use both of these with SpamAssassin when evaluating scores for email.

      PS. If you're wondering about load-- we get about 85k email messages a day, and between two dual Xeons (2.something GHz) in a round-robin config, we rarely crack more than 95% idle.

    18. Re:duh by dodobh · · Score: 1
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    19. Re:duh by zippthorne · · Score: 1

      The AC following your post supplies the solution: charge the peers for membership in the system. Doesn't have to be high, even a dollar a year should prevent thousands of rogue peers from descending on the network (and you can always raise the cost o' entry if it proves a dollar is not enough). (and that dollar just guarantees you get info about new peers, you could continue to connect to the existing peers for as long as they remain active or perhaps a one time fee would be enough to discourage rogues)

      At the worst case, the clearinghouse for adding peers to the web can be taken down through DDoS, but that would mean that new peers wouldn't be added rather than rogue peers actually destabilizing the network, there'd be time to figure out what to do. If the dollar fees turn out to be enough, just raise the bandwidth to insane levels. Actually i can't figure out what to spend the fees on other than bandwidth (and the occasional server upgrade.. but that's really the same thing ultimately) perhaps keep some in reserve to massively bolster bandwith in the event of attack?

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    20. Re:duh by Archangel_Azazel · · Score: 1

      Are you speaking of ECT? (Electro-Convulsive Thearpy)

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  26. I thought 100% of zombies were from Hollywood by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Maybe this survey is about Grade A zombies, not the Hollywood Grade B kind.

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    1. Re:I thought 100% of zombies were from Hollywood by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But....Do they taste better with fava beans and a nice chianti?

      ...and... do they run Linux? Badump Ching!

  27. Re:anything named "operation" anything is propagan by Idimmu+Xul · · Score: 1

    anything named "operation" anything is propaganda

    Yeah, cos Operation Overlord really sucked didnt it!

    :p

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  28. Europe Home to Majority of Zombies by Dancin_Santa · · Score: 2, Funny

    Europe Home to Majority of Zombies

    Which explains the smell.

    1. Re:Europe Home to Majority of Zombies by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dammit you fool, it's the cheese!

    2. Re:Europe Home to Majority of Zombies by Dancin_Santa · · Score: 1
  29. Europe is a continent. by wlan0 · · Score: 1

    Remember. Europe is a continent. It's like saying that the world has the largest meat producing industries in the Galaxy, while comparing it to moons. Or something.

    1. Re:Europe is a continent. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Umm, no, it's a perfectly valid comparison of regions of the world. While not a continent, China has nearly twice the population of Europe while the US, also not a continent, only has a little over a third. Grouping together "Europe" is quite appropriate considering the scale.

    2. Re:Europe is a continent. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ?

      Europe has a population of 800 mio (all of Europe, not only the EU), while USA has one of 300 mio. So I do find it problematic to compare it with the USA.

    3. Re:Europe is a continent. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh, never heard the europe figure before. As for the US one, it's so often mentions numbers, million numbers, without mentioning the entire population. Feels so stupid.

    4. Re:Europe is a continent. by Mose250 · · Score: 1

      It's a perfectly valid comparison. According to this site, the US has over 200 million internet users, while if you add up all the european countries in that list, you get less than that figure.

      There's no point in making a zombie comparison based on population - you need to look at the number of internet users. If there's zombie out there who doesn't have internet access, we have bigger problems on our hands.

    5. Re:Europe is a continent. by fbjon · · Score: 1

      Are you proposing that zombies get access before all humans have?

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  30. Obvious? by neo5064 · · Score: 1

    I thought most people saw 28 Days Later...

    1. Re:Obvious? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      First I've heard of it.

  31. Who the hell is responsible? by elgee · · Score: 0, Troll

    I want to know who in the hell allowed the French to have computers.

  32. Pfft, old news by Y-Crate · · Score: 5, Funny

    Everybody knows '28 Days Later' started out as a warning about the dangers of spam.

    1. Re:Pfft, old news by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In 28 days later there were no people immune for the virus. Try using a box that does not run one of the 3 major OSes in the world and see how many things can infect you.

      Of course, they can still hassle you and try to pound in on you, same as in 28 days later with theoretically immune people.

    2. Re:Pfft, old news by CardiganKiller · · Score: 1

      Yes, the analogy is quite clear.

      The monkeys (Code monkeys of course) were infected with rage (because they were code monkeys and treated as such by their higher-ups), and started spamming and DDOSing the whole kit'n'kaboodle. Some hippie activist college kids (The OSS people) tried to free them, but were also infected (I.e. lured in by the assurance of actually getting paid), and thus became raging code monkeys as well. Eventually everyone becomes a raging code monkey, writing spam and DDOS code out of their monkey rage.

  33. Take some responsibility by dark+grep · · Score: 4, Interesting
    From the very start we (an ISP) have told our customers they are responsible for the proper use of their computers. If you own a car and drive it into a schoolyard and kill someone's child, it is not an acceptable defence to say "Shucks, I didn't know how to drive, not my fault".

    So too, if you own a computer and want to be part of a community of connected computers, not bothering to inform yourself of how to do that does not excuse your responsibility for whatever damage your computer causes.

    So what we do to spam zombies is:

    a) block them totally and stop them from causing any more damage

    b) send them an email telling them how much it cost to clean up their mess (usualy around $500), and that we will bill them if they do it again

    c) only unblock them when they give us their assurance they understand what the future costs may be an will never allow it to happen again

    d) permanently disconnect them and bill them the full amount of sysadmin and helpdesk time and materials of they allow it to happen again.

    It's a really tough line, sure, we have lost maybe 3 customers as a result in 18 months (average spend per customer is $34 per month), out of 20,000. But it is far, far cheaper that the cost of just letting it happen unchecked.

    1. Re:Take some responsibility by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Uhhh, wtf, you have to pass a test and get a license to drive a car. Last time I checked anyone is allowed to operate a computer.

    2. Re:Take some responsibility by Macgrrl · · Score: 1

      Question: if you've totally blocked thier acces - how do they get the email telling them to clean up their act?

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      Designer, Gamer, Macgrrl in an XP World
    3. Re:Take some responsibility by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hmmm... I might be going out on a limb here, but maybe give them a call?

    4. Re:Take some responsibility by dark+grep · · Score: 1
      Question: if you've totally blocked thier acces - how do they get the email telling them to clean up their act? That is a good question. We never used to email them either - just waited for them to call and then tell them what the charges and reconnection cost would be. But then the 'marketing' guys decided it would be better 'customer service' if we advised them.

      'Ok' I said 'Would you like me to hire three more engineers to cover the time it will take to call these service abusers and explain it to them? Or are you sales guys going to do that?'

      Well, heaven forbid a sales guy should talk to a customer, and no one wanted to give me three more engineers. So the token email notice was decided on.

      Everyone has at least one backup dial-up account anyway, right?

    5. Re:Take some responsibility by dark+grep · · Score: 1

      Uhhh, wtf, used to be the same for guns too. Idiot.

    6. Re:Take some responsibility by dark+grep · · Score: 1
      Hmmm... I might be going out on a limb here, but maybe give them a call?

      Yesss..... and incure even more costs they have to pay for. I don't think they would appreciate that.

      Hey Ford Motor Company, my car ran out of gas and left me stranded on the highway, why didn't call me and tell me I needed to fill it up?

    7. Re:Take some responsibility by mwvdlee · · Score: 3, Interesting

      So how are they supposed to know how to protect their systems?

      Truth is that most of us trained full-time IT professionals don't completely know how to keep our systems clean, so you can't expect a user to do so.

      It's more like a car causing an accident because somebody sabotaged the breaks. Not every driver is supposed to understand how their car works internally, let alone continuously check every technical detail of it, yet this is what you expect of average computer users.

      It's like a war between highly funded, heavily armed, well trained green-berets and ordinary civilians; you think it's a fair fight?

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    8. Re:Take some responsibility by KiloByte · · Score: 1

      Or, just use a car that doesn't have its breaks easily accessible to every outsider.

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    9. Re:Take some responsibility by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So what we do to spam zombies is:

      Fix their problem by uninstalling Microsoft Windows and use an alternative operating system such as Mac OS X or Linux.

    10. Re:Take some responsibility by mwvdlee · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Not even accessible to a full-time carthief?

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    11. Re:Take some responsibility by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Not every driver is supposed to understand how their car works internally, let alone continuously check every technical detail of it, yet this is what you expect of average computer users.

      It isn't necessary to have a complete understanding of how the car works interally, but it's VERY helpful to know what's going on for emergency situations. When I took driving classes (helped cheapen the insurance) they walked everyone through a few hypothetical situations. For example. if the engine is overheating, turn on the heater until you can find some coolant.

      In regards to dark grep's policy of:

      a) block them totally and stop them from causing any more damage.
      Another great thing they teach in driving school is if you notice the brakes are failing, YOU GET THE FUCK OFF THE ROAD; even if it means sideswiping parked cars until you can safely come to a stop.

    12. Re:Take some responsibility by metsu · · Score: 1
      IMHO, If ISPs offered some kind of incentive.

      like.. Free month if you pass the zombie test(or something with the word 'free' in it).

      The users would magically get smarter.

    13. Re:Take some responsibility by fbjon · · Score: 1

      True, but how about the ISP's sending an email to the user saying that 'your computer is likely zombified. Unless you know what is going on on your computer(s) here's what you should do, or we'll be forced to close/severely restric your connection within the next week.'. The ISP can check for weird zombie-ish behaviour automatically. If the user knows what the traffic is, he can then respond with a reasonable explanation.

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    14. Re:Take some responsibility by dodobh · · Score: 1

      Truth is that most of us trained full-time IT professionals don't completely know how to keep our systems clean, so you can't expect a user to do so.


      Well, some of us do, and we try to help out as many people as we can. It isn't hard. But if you want to run a system as complex and powerful as a computer, you have to be willing to take proportionate responsibility.

      The price of power is responsibility.

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  34. Here it comes... by Brandon+K · · Score: 1

    *Insert obligitory comment referencing zombies, and their relation to Europe in one form of media or another*

  35. Re:anything named "operation" anything is propagan by ArielMT · · Score: 1

    Remember who they're targeting: whether directly or through their ISPs, the owners of zombied computers. People who are either too gullible to resist clicking on pop-ups in IE, too ignorant to realize the dangers ActiveX pose to their computers, or too dumb to understand even the most rudimentary online safety concepts, or that even online there's no such thing as a truly free lunch.

    I don't know about you, but I think "Operation anything" fits the bill perfectly in this case. You and I, we're not the ones whose acts they're out to clean up.

    Maybe with mainstream attention called to the problem, they'll finally start listening when their ISP tech support keeps telling them to at least turn on their friggin' firewalls and stop disabling their antivirus because of all the "stupid virus warnings."

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  36. No MS in EU not so bad?? by el+cisne · · Score: 1

    Well, maybe it would be a Good Thing(tm), then, if MSFT withdrew from the EU market??, (in suggested response here to the impending possible EU antitrust fine).

  37. God love it. . . . by YtseMetropolis · · Score: 0

    It's nice when evil outside of America is pointed at by the global community. Lord knows we have enough of our own zombies to deal with -- it makes me happy knowing that at least in the IT sector, they're coming from across the pond! That might help my depression. Probably not. *bang*

  38. Yankees? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    it's like those "other cities" all the teams that show up to lose to the Yankees

    Oh, THOSE Yankees.

    Thanks for clearing that up. (snicker)

  39. "Where" is unimportant by JudgeFurious · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    The information that matters here is whether the European Zombies are classic slow moving "Romero" type zombies or modern "28 days later" type zombies.

    This will tell us what we need to know in order to fight them.

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    1. Re:"Where" is unimportant by miyako · · Score: 1

      Actually, the people in 28 Days Later were not zombies, they were humans infected with a Virus.
      All true zombies are as seen in the "of the Dead" series. Although some current theories show that these zombies are in fact caused by the Solanum virus, conclusive evidence still remains to be seen.
      It should be noted that, regardless of your situation, you should not attempt to fight a zombie unless absolutely necessary. Remember, should a zombie outbreak occur near your place of residence you should immediately relocate to a rural area. Avoid common motorways and if possible travel by bicycle or motorcycle.
      For more information, see The Zombie Survival Guide or check out The Official Zombie Hunters Website
      Remember, preperation is key.

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    2. Re:"Where" is unimportant by nickos · · Score: 1

      All true zombies are as seen in the "of the Dead" series.

      I know you're joking but real zombies are alive. Just ask Clairvius Narcisse - poor guy!

    3. Re:"Where" is unimportant by Gulthek · · Score: 1

      That's voodoo zombies, different from infected zombies. If you had read The Zombie Survival Guide then you'd know the difference.

    4. Re:"Where" is unimportant by Gulthek · · Score: 1

      If you had truly read The Zombie Survival Guide then you'd know that any zombie seen on screen is an example of the "hollywood zombie" and thus unreliable for critical survival analysis.

      Also, movement during an outbreak from an urban to a rural area depends on the situation. If you are in an urban area and are unaware of a growing outbreak until it hits then news, then it is probably too late to safely evacuate the area. Your best bet would be to hope that the outbreak is still containable by authorities and that such containment does not include razing the city.

      Almost every route out of a city involves moving past significant choke points and biomass. Both of which add up to a zombie party. To truly prepare: plan an unorthodox escape route now and make routine tests of its effectiveness. Or simply move to a rural or semi-rural area now, while its still safe.

      If you are in a semi-rural area then you still have movement options once an outbreak occurs. Obviously roadways are suspect (thus motorcycles are an awful choice for their use of roads, gas, and noise generation), but you can generally use land routes (where a mountain bike could possibly be handy) and choke points are eliminated.

      If you are in a very rural area then you have to assume that you will be on your own if an outbreak occurs. You will be out of the eye of authorities until the outbreak is contained, and that may mean that you will have to deal with zombies on your own should they wander into your vicinity. DON'T kill them out of hand, it would be best if they believe that your home is abandoned. If you are detected then kill them quickly but more importantly silently. Where there is one zombie there can be many, and noise attracts them.

      Now read The Zombie Survival Guide for full preparation. If you are on thefacebook.com join the Anti-Zombie League and watch the news for suspicious reports that may indicate an initial outbreak. E.G. stories about strange murders where one family member kills the rest and is then killed by police; murders involving decapitation or severe head trauma (often the ones that stop an outbreak are then indicted for their trouble); etc.

    5. Re:"Where" is unimportant by solowlr · · Score: 1

      My favorite quote from The Official Zombie Hunters website: "If you should encounter the undead menace, then don't hesitate to call Zombie Squad. Find out for yourself why Zombie Squad is the world's premier non-stationary cadaver suppression task force."

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      -Solo
  40. Re:anything named "operation" anything is propagan by Adult+film+producer · · Score: 1

    Heh, the russians were tearing the Nazi's the shreds by the time that happened. If Hitler hadn't gone completely nuts and kept his end of the bargain with Stalin, d-day would have been an utter disaster for the brits/americans/canadians/aussies. They didn't get lucky, they just planned well, knowing Nazi hardware wouldn't be the deciding factor.

  41. Zombiemeter by r3b00tm0nk3y · · Score: 1

    When I first saw this, I though oh cool something informative that I can forward to users during spam outbreaks.
    Then I saw it was a vague graph that doesn't show up under Firefox.
    I wondered would it show up on Slashdot, based on the premise of coolness, even though it sucks rocks?

    Now I know.

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    1. Re:Zombiemeter by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I got it to work under Firefox XP but the map is a little tricky.

      I think the numbers are way off. For example it said 28,000 zombies in the USA. A probably better number is 28,000,000 or even 280,000,000 - haha.

    2. Re:Zombiemeter by YeEntrancemperium · · Score: 1

      No, it's 28,000 NEW zombies this hour.

  42. the 6th sense by MasterSLATE · · Score: 4, Funny

    Cole: I see dead people...
    Crowe: In your dreams?
    Cole shakes his head
    Crowe: While you're awake?
    Cole nods
    Crowe: Dead people like in graves and coffins?
    Cole: ...They don't know they're dead
    Crowe: How often do you see them?
    Cole: everytime I go to Europe, (pause) they're everywhere...

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  43. Hooray for the Internet by mcc · · Score: 5, Funny

    Man. If you could go back in time to 1980 and tell everyone that in 25 years, European governments would be spearheading an initiative called "Operation Spam Zombies", and that this name was not in any way meant to be humorous, the looks on peoples faces would be priceless.

    1. Re:Hooray for the Internet by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Best comment ever! :-D

    2. Re:Hooray for the Internet by gnovos · · Score: 0, Redundant

      wow. I haven't read such a funny comment in a long, long time! thanks!

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    3. Re:Hooray for the Internet by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      LOL :)

    4. Re:Hooray for the Internet by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ok - that is the single funniest thing I've ever read on slashdot. It made pepsi come out of my nose. Which hurts.

    5. Re:Hooray for the Internet by FenderGeek · · Score: 1

      Now that you mention it, "Operation Spam Zombies" sounds like some sort of 80s new-wave band... kind of like Operation Ivy meets They Might be Giants, only sillier.

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    6. Re:Hooray for the Internet by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Man. If you could go back in time to 1980...

      If you ever get this chance, go punch Bill Gates in the scrotum instead, then buy DOS before he gets to it. The world will thank you.

  44. Re:If Europeans are Zombies by Stormwatch · · Score: 1

    Socal action? Here ya go.

  45. well, duh. by moosesocks · · Score: 1

    well, duh. where do you think transylvania is?

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  46. Re:Witches... in England! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    It's true. One of them turned me into a newt!

  47. zergs by Lord+Omlette · · Score: 2, Funny

    Guns are outlawed in most of Europe, right? How will they defend themselves?

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    1. Re:zergs by bladesjester · · Score: 1

      Well, let's see...

      No guns in a lot of it. Scottland wants to outlaw swords. Some doctors in England want to outlaw long, pointy chef's knives (no, I'm really not kidding)...

      that leaves two options:
      The fish-slap dance (a la Monty Python)
      OR
      Cricket Bats and records =]

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    2. Re:zergs by Patrik_AKA_RedX · · Score: 1

      Simple: we just borrow a SMG from our local drug dealer.

    3. Re:zergs by bursch-X · · Score: 2, Funny

      Europe has the most deadly strike force on earth:

      British hooligans.

      Just tell them the zombies are from the 'other' team and the matter is sealed.

      --
      There are two rules for success:
      1. Never tell everything you know.
    4. Re:zergs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nope, guns are not outlawed! ;)
      In opposite to the US there's just a higher threshold to prevent idiots getting them ;)

      Law differs a little from country to country. E.G. in switzerland anyone who was in military is able to take "his gun" home after serving time.

      In my country (germany), you need to own at least a "weapon card" that allows you to keep a number of weapons in your household (weapons and armor have to be registered).
      To "wear" a gun, you need special allowance and have to argument to it (e.g. for security purposes).

      Greetings from germany,
      Michael

    5. Re:zergs by michaeldot · · Score: 1
      Some doctors in England want to outlaw long, pointy chef's knives (no, I'm really not kidding)...

      Why should you be kidding? Chef's knives are hardly playthings. They're extremely sharp and can be put into a vital organ and do fatal damage with minimal effort.

      Even successfully putting up an arm to defend yourself against an uncoordinated attack could see an artery severed or a couple of fingers lost.

      I'm not a medical expert, but at close range I'd give an even chance to surviving an attack from a shotgun than a chef's knife.

    6. Re:zergs by Tim+Browse · · Score: 1

      "I'd hate to be a dustbin in Shaftsbury tonight!"

    7. Re:zergs by Bacchuss · · Score: 1

      The Brittish play cricket, the Dutch and German can play a decent game of field-hockey, the French are great cooks. I think we'll manage with our day-to-day tools. :-)

    8. Re:zergs by ajs318 · · Score: 1
      Some doctors in England want to outlaw long, pointy chef's knives (no, I'm really not kidding)...
      I like my long, pointy chef's knife. I use it for boning chickens. Actually I use it for lots of other things too ..... making sure to wash it in hot water with antibacterial detergent between uses ..... but for opening up chicken thighs, nothing beats it. Chicken breast meat is often lacking in flavour {unless you go for an organically-raised bird}, legs are better done up as "spicy chicken bones" to give as a snack to party guests you'd rather not have invited. Thighs are the chicken's best-kept secret: cheap and full of flavour. Once you've the knack of boning, it's easy. And if you're making curry, don't brown them first: just place them raw in the sauce, in a casserôle dish in the oven on number 4 or 5 for an hour or so. YES, it will cook through; but it will take an hour, and unless you've got cast-iron guts don't be tempted to taste it before then if you don't fancy spending an evening on the toilet. Even better, leave the meat in the sauce in the fridge overnight. Un-sealed, it absorbs the wonderful flavours better.

      Mmm ..... I'm getting hungry now just thinking about that chicken curry. Well, it's nearly lunchtime .....

      Anyway, there's nothing worse than a knife that just isn't quite sharp enough to cut the thing you were originally trying to cut with it, but is still sharp enough to cut you. Sure most cooks will agree with me there .....
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    9. Re:zergs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      With lawnmowers strapped over our shoulders, of course! (For women, blenders are more traditional.)

    10. Re:zergs by WWWWolf · · Score: 1

      Well, at least here in Finland, they're not outlawed, just that there's far more paperwork and licenses and examinations and stuff like that to be done until you're allowed to own one. And even more if you want bullets, too.

      Fortunately, assault coffee makers are easy to get from all supermarkets. (well, not really, but still, these would make a really cool zombie-fighting weapons AND thanks to the caffeine output, they generally make it far easier to coming up other technological solutions...)

    11. Re:zergs by bladesjester · · Score: 1

      Judging from the selection of well-sharpned knives in my kitchen drawers, it's pretty plain that I agree with you. I also know one chef that went on a ranting rampage when she read that article (now *that* was entertaining). =]

      Personally, I think the people trying to make the "save us from ourselves" legislation need to grow up.

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    12. Re:zergs by bladesjester · · Score: 1

      I hate to break it to you, but *everything* has potential as a weapon. If you go around worried that someone might use item X against you, you might as well just lock yourself away in a little padded room.

      Chef's knives are long and sharp for good reason. The point is also very important (which made the fact that they got some unnamed chefs to agree that "nobody ever uses ther point" so amusing. A chef I know went ballistic when she read that, and I have to agree with her.) - it makes it easier to debone things like chicken and is used in precision chopping (think garlic and the like) among other things.

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    13. Re:zergs by NeoSkandranon · · Score: 1

      Glad I'm not the only one who loves chicken thighs for the price. My mother will forever tsk at me for using them (not healthy or some such) but when they're a few dollars for a pound and a half deboned (and cheaper with bone and skin on) ..forget it.

      Think i'll be making chicken curry this week ;) if i can find a good curry sauce recipe

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    14. Re:zergs by Lars+T. · · Score: 1

      But wouldn't the zombies avoid them for their lack of brain?

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    15. Re:zergs by bladesjester · · Score: 1

      I should talk to my friend. He's from Jamacia and constantly making curry :-P

      Ran into him last week after a year of not seeing him. It was kind of nice.

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  48. That's Surprisnig... by DaedalusLogic · · Score: 0, Troll

    I thought typical zombies needed brains to live. These "zombie PCs" thrive even without them.

    All together now...

    USA! USA! USA!

    1. Re:That's Surprisnig... by dew-genen-ny · · Score: 1

      Urm isn't that precisely why there are more zombies in europe?

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  49. Wha?! No Memes on Slashdot?? by tarunthegreat2 · · Score: 1

    In Soviet Russia, the Zombie is YOU!
    Can you imagine a beowulf cluster of zombies? (Wow that works on so many levels...)
    In Korea, only old people are zombies.
    and of course...:

    1) Lots of Zombies buy a Non-linuz operating system with a browser that has a blue E logo
    2) ????
    3) Profit!!

  50. Re:Poof that Safari is better than Firefox by YOU+LIKEWISE+FAIL+IT · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    I want to like Safari. But why are the documents generated by XSL transformations in 2.0/RSS so frickin' slow? Firefox does the transform and has the generated document onscreen almost instantly, and all is well. In Safari, it lags like the dickens.

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  51. Re:Witches... in England! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A newt?

  52. Re:anything named "operation" anything is propagan by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    nice revisionist history. the russians wouldn't have lasted had the US not given them the hardware to fight with. Not to mention Stalin BEGGED the Allies to open another front in Europe.

    You must have been educated in a public school; right?

  53. That's easy. by jd · · Score: 1, Funny

    The zombies are a clear reference to the House of Lords, so the evil cleric must be the Blair Witch Project.

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    1. Re:That's easy. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Wow, that was so not funny...

  54. SPF & Sender ID (fixing SMTP) - RBL for zombie by Gary+W.+Longsine · · Score: 1

    There are other efforts (in addition to RBL style lists) to fix some of the problems which derive from the assumed trust that's built into the SMTP protocol. For a brief shining moment last year, I thought that we might all hold hands and sing together on this one, but Microsoft managed to drive of their early Sender ID adopters and alienate potential allies in the battle against spam by making vague patent claims and apparently refusing to even clarify.

    Adoption of the Sender Policy Framework seems to have slowed, probably caught up in the confusion around Sender ID and the Microsoft patent claims. The linked site claims that SPF is unencumbered.

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  55. Re:Why is this so? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The USA have a population of about 300 mio people, Europe one of 800 mio people. So it might be no surprise, that there are more infected PCs in Europe ...

  56. Will Slashdot accept it? by jackofallbrandnames · · Score: 1

    Go here for a free service from if you have real control of your email server's ip address:

    http://postmaster.msn.com/

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  57. flawed study by Eugene · · Score: 3, Interesting

    from TFA:

    "Using a tool that can track zombie machines, CipherTrust found that 26 per cent of them were hosted in European countries, with most of them in Germany (six per cent), France (five per cent) and the UK (three per cent)."

    so now the article establied that the *most* infected country is Germany, with is 6%. now the immediate next paragraph:

    "The company's ZombieMeter found that hackers were hijacking around 172,009 computers every day. Approximately 20 per cent of those machines were based in the United States, and 15 per cent were found in China. CipherTrust did not provide details of where the attackers resided."

    and US account for TWENTY percent compare to Germany's SIX percent. Even China's FIFTEEN percent is higher. I don't mind it do a country by country comparation, or even a continent by continent. I wonder what's the overall percentange if you really compare it continent to continent. I wonder what's the overall percentage of Americas, Europe, and Asia is...

    but IMHO grouping Europe all together and compare it against nations like US and China is just wrong.

    1. Re:flawed study by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      > but IMHO grouping Europe all together and compare it against nations like US and China is just wrong.

      Yes, Europeans are very, very good at considering the statistics for Europe a whole when that's to their advantage (such as comparing to the US's GDP), and considering themselves separate countries when *that's* to their advantage, such as in spam statistics.

      (I'm just an AC, but c'mon, this is insightful dangit!)

    2. Re:flawed study by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nice try but spam statistics have no political meaning and are only relevant to location since the internet is of course global and borderless.

    3. Re:flawed study by henni16 · · Score: 1

      Also, they are very likely tracking by IP address.
      And at least in Germany almost(*) every home user gets a dynamic ip adress (usually disconnected after 24 hours),
      so it is also very likely that the same zombie machine shows up more than once in that statistic.


      (*) I think most ISPs don't offer them or only as part of higher priced business subscriptions.
      And I'd wager those few people who go through all the trouble and pay extra for a static address for whatever reason
      are probably more knowledgable about computers and less likely to have their machines hijacked.

    4. Re:flawed study by anaesthetica · · Score: 1
      but IMHO grouping Europe all together and compare it against nations like US and China is just wrong.

      Exhibit A why the EU Constitution tanked...

  58. Don't Panic. by ShagratTheTitleless · · Score: 0

    These European zombies only eat...Cycles

    --
    Sometimes at night I imagine the darkness is filled with horrible things with too many teeth, like Julia Roberts.
  59. Re:Witches... in England! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    ... ...

    I got better...

  60. Re:Witches... in England! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I got better.

  61. How do you like your zombies? by Francis85 · · Score: 1

    I like mine fried, stired, and fried again.

    Mmmmmm, zombies.

  62. You Forgot... by Metostopholes · · Score: 1

    I for one welcome our new zombie overlords.

    --
    "With rare exceptions people cannot use that picture to masturbate, therefore it is not the internet."
  63. Re:SPF & Sender ID (fixing SMTP) - RBL for zom by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    The problem with SPF is that it doesn't stop spam. It stops Joe jobs (forged emails where some innocent person gets a bunch of bounces and auto-replies), but doesn't stop hit-and run domains and what not. SPF is also needlessly complicated, is vulnerable to DNS forgery attacks (if you control the reverse DNS lookup of a given IP, you can fool SPF), and makes using a given email address from a mobile internet connection more troublesome.

    The other issue is that there is a lot of nastyness done with zombies, such as Wiki-spamming (This is a popular target), DDOS attacks, and what not that SPF doesn't address at all.

  64. Re:Witches... in England! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You fail it!

  65. Postini is better by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    http://postini.com/stats/ has better maps.

  66. You left out someone... by poptones · · Score: 1

    It's not just "stupid people" who have zombied machines, who operate open proxies, who allow unlimited anonymous connections to their machines...

    As nations crack down on the free exchange of information of all sorts you can expect this type of activity to rise. It's called "creating plausible deniability." Not everyone knows the details of how the internet works, but everyone knows if you have sub7 on your machine and you're caught doing things your government might frown on, you've at least got a chance of defending yourself.

  67. Socialists.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Not a suprise to me at all, Europe's lack of reason explains it all. Bunch of Zombies themselves that depend on the government to tell them whats best instead of acctually thinking for themselves. Should expect the same for computers. Bunch of socialist morons without a clue of what personal responsibility is. Maybe they should visit this, http://www.lp.org/, more often.

  68. It's a nice change.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...from the weekly "America is a technological backwater because other more densely populated countries with large government subsidies have more broadband penetration in the big cities."

    Coincidence? :)

  69. This is a Lie by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Based on the number of zombied Windows machines that I see getting worked on at multiple corporate sites as well as home systems that I'm having to fix for friends and family. Seeing that I live in the U.S. where the average IQ is 109 and 51% of the voting public votes for Bush, it's not a surprise that these people can't keep their PCs secured. When I visited France, I found the average person there to be far more intelligent than the average American. In general the entire month I was there I saw NO zombied home PCs. That's right. Not one. None. Zero. I asked my French colleague how many home PCs and office PCs he's having to clean and he said the number is very small indeed. Serge assured me that most of France's IT folks are always trained in security at the outset. He also explained that in many homes and offices French people have made the move to Linux and Windows has a decreasing market share there.

    Europe as a whole is completely different from the U.S. since it's population is much more educated and enlightened. Therefore this report is just more lies and propaganda from the Bush administration controlled media. Consider the source.

  70. more zombies in the EU by gromitcode · · Score: 1

    Makes sense really considering EU has a higher linux usage rate, especially in germany :-). yeah yeah I know flamebait.

  71. National pride confused? by mr_tap · · Score: 1

    So should I be cheering for my country (Australia) to get up to the top of the list or not :)

    1. Re:National pride confused? by Patrik_AKA_RedX · · Score: 1

      Depends on your taste for sarcasme.

    2. Re:National pride confused? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I actually like that new word, it's like "HIT me baby! Sarcasme!"

      m

  72. no wonder! by t35t0r · · Score: 1

    they are all zombies with all their legalized weed smoking and techno trance listening

    1. Re:no wonder! by Patrik_AKA_RedX · · Score: 1

      Legalized weed? you're just jealous.

    2. Re:no wonder! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I sure wish they would make techno trance listening illegal!

    3. Re:no wonder! by NemesisNL · · Score: 1

      envious arent we. Maybe if everyone smoked a little more dope we would be able to see what a bad trip reality has become. Anything taking me out of the "real" world is good for me these days. Poverty, maniacs in office, war, terrorisme.....ok ok ....SCO pas the weed please.

    4. Re:no wonder! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That and the Vengaboys....wooohh We're going to Ibiza....

  73. Parent is a dope. by Frodo+Crockett · · Score: 1

    No question about it, the parent poster is an idiot.

    --
    "The newly born animals are then whisked off for a quick run through a giant baking oven." --heard on Food Network
  74. so... by FidelCatsro · · Score: 1

    A continent has more zombie PCs than a country ...
    Shocking that ..
    http://www.ciphertrust.com/resources/statistics/in dex.php
    Event hough the statistics infact disagree with the report..
    I think we have some odd reporting here , IT should be that may saw the largest rise in Zombie PCs in Europe .

    --
    The only things certain in war are Propaganda and Death. You can never be sure which is which though
    1. Re:so... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ah. So no fair comparing spam stats for a continent to a country. Right-o.

      But it's fair when it's something like GDP, apparently.

      I'm so confused.

    2. Re:so... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Who said that ? You ? that so offtopic .
      No wonder your confused , your comparing two completly difrent things.
      Well atleast in Europe most of the countrys are not facist states nowadays , unlike the USA

    3. Re:so... by Asic+Eng · · Score: 1
      A continent has more zombie PCs than a country ... Shocking that ..

      Well, given that Europe and the US are roughly in the same league in terms of numbers of PCs and numbers of people, the comparison seems fair.

      However, just as you point out, the number of zombie PCs in Europe and in the US is (as expected) in the same range, too. So nothing surprising in that.

  75. and 28 days later... by m()p3s · · Score: 1

    they get infected by Rage

  76. I'm relieved by necromcr · · Score: 0

    First few words I read I thought it was real zombies we're talking about. That made me reaaaallyy doubt about one of my neibhours..

    Then I realised the article is talking about zombie PC's.. *wheeew!*

    Dont trick me anymore /.!

    --
    No more I say.
  77. I know who did that... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The one responsible for all the zombies...
    The Reanimator!!!
    (warning, addictive silly music ahead)

  78. Duh by sunwolf · · Score: 1

    Well, duh. Everyone knows the people in 28 Days Later had funny accents.

  79. Re:If Europeans are Zombies by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Do not outlaw circumcision. It's a part of my religious beliefs, and I'm happy I was. If I wasn't after I was born, I would do it now. I will also circumcise my sons as well.

  80. it could be because by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    .. they can't speak english. If i kept getting emails (with attachments) in Polish i'd probably open one eventually....

    actually, i probably would't - but it's a thought.

    Also remember, just because a country is in europe it doesnt mean they are cutting edge of tech. There are a few that have only just moved on from mut huts and eating children for christmas.
    C'mon... its no shock that a number of a europeans still scream and thow spears at the 'soul sucking' machines.
    I guess this ignorance is better than London. You pull out a laptop on the tube you can say hello to a blackeye and good-bye to your powerbook.

    we have a long way to go baby.

    1. Re:it could be because by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      .. they can't speak english

      Neither do you!

      I guess this ignorance is better than London

      I guess that this is supposed to be English.

  81. I for one ... by JaF893 · · Score: 2, Funny

    I for one welcome our new Zombie overlords.

    1. Re:I for one ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      1998 called , it said you can keep the joke as it wa'nt funny even back then

  82. Dudes! Europe's not a country... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    it's incontinent.

  83. Irrelevant by pe1chl · · Score: 1

    Such a "study" is merely a measurement of broadband penetration. There is no relevancy in grouping trojaned PCs per country, continent, or whatever, and not doing the same with the secured and uncompromised systems.

    Maybe their next study is going to point out that the majority of torjaned systems run Windows XP?

  84. Re:Witches... in England! by GWTPict · · Score: 1

    Monty Python's Holy Grail....

  85. Figures. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Let's face it, Europeans are basically Socialist morons, unable to fend for themselves in the real world. They'll just sit around letting their computers get infected while they wait for mommy government to step in and take care of them.

    (Which usually works out great -- btw, how many old Frogs are going to die from the heat this August while the whole country goes on vacation? Think it'll hit five figures this year? We should start a pool.)

  86. Don't say the "zed" word! by TheoMurpse · · Score: 1

    Europe Home to Majority of Zombies

    Well, of course. Just ask Shaun about them!

  87. How about the spamhaus XBL? by csk_1975 · · Score: 1

    The spamhaus xbl is meant to be an RBL of spam zombies.

  88. Just compare with broadband penetration by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Just compare the number of broadband lines in the respective geographies http://www.point-topic.com/content/ukplus/email+ar chive/wukbbmm3050406.htm and you find that these figures tie in pretty well - if anything the USA is more spam productive compared to Europe! The solution is to do like Verizon did - just block all mail that is from Europe - after all who would want to talk to anyone from Europe?

  89. Proportions of Zombies by Archibald+Buttle · · Score: 2, Informative

    As ever there are lies, damn lies and statistics.

    China has a population of about 1.3 billion. The USA has a population of about 295 million. South Korea has a population of approximately 48 million, less than a fifth that of the US, and under 1/20th that of China, yet it has about half the number of zombies of the US.

    Proportionally South Korea is by far the worst offender on the list.

    How difficult is it to keep your OS up to date and run virus scanners?

    The "May Top 10" chart on CipherTrust's web site of course features the "European Union", yet on the same list we see Germany, France, UK and Spain, all member states of the EU.

    1. Re:Proportions of Zombies by HaydnH · · Score: 1

      You shouldn't base your assumption on population, for example China has a huge population but isn't even in the top 30 for the number of broadband subscribers per 100 inhabitants. It would be better to base the assumption on the number of internet/broadband subscribers per country. Lets compare the US & South Korea as suggested:

      From zombieMeter, we see that the US has 19.08% of the 'zombie market' with 964,020 new zombie machines found in May. By comparison South Korea has 9.61% of the market with 485,492 new zombies.

      In 2004 OECD reported that South Korea had the highest number of broadband subscribers per 100 inhabitants with 24.9% or 11,921,439 subscribers. By comparison America came in 12th with 12.8% or 37,258,608 subscribers.

      So, combining the 2 sets of figures we can calculate the ratio/percentage of broadband subscribers that were new zombies in each country during May:

      Korea: 485,492 / 11,921,439 = 4.0%
      US: 964,020 / 37,258,608 = 2.6%

      Conclusion: Your assumption is correct based on broadband figures only. However, as South Korea has a higher percentage of broadband users the figures may change if we included dial-up internet users - although dialup is not 'always-on' so this may not effect the results too greatly.

      You can determine whether the above is lies, damn lies or statistics though...

      --
      Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so. - Douglas Adams
  90. not rocket science by macpeep · · Score: 4, Interesting

    EU has 460 million people. USA has 300 million people.

    Assuming the same level of spread of Internet access, the EU should have 1.5 times more zombies than the USA.

    The site mentioned in the article shows that in May, EU had 1320985 zombies and the USA had 964020. That means the EU has 1.37 times the zombies of the USA, despite having 1.5 times more people.

    In 2004, Internet usage rates were at 47% in EU and 52% in the USA.

    Conclusion: the zombie rates don't vary between USA and Europe. Population, on the other hand, does vary. Therefore, you can expect the EU to continue to have more zombies than the USA. Also, as China's and India's internet usage grows, they will probably pull ahead in the stats.

    Disclaimer: The numbers were pulled from various sites online using Google for searching. If someone has conflicting figures one way or the other, I wouldn't be surprised.

    1. Re:not rocket science by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      EU has 460 million people. USA has 300 million people.

      In 2004, Internet usage rates were at 47% in EU and 52% in the USA.

      460 x 0.47 = 216
      300 x 0.52 = 156

      216 / 156 = 1.38

      The site mentioned in the article shows that in May, EU had 1320985 zombies and the USA had 964020. That means the EU has 1.37 times the zombies of the USA
      Pretty much exactly what would be expected!

      Ergo, the rate of infection in Europe is the same as it is in the US. But OMGWTF!11!! europe is teh sux0r!!

      What a lame article.

  91. Look at the numbers... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    Populations:
    EU : 457million
    USA: 296million

    Zombies in May:
    EU : 26.16% (1320985)
    USA: 19.08% (964020)

    So, zombies per capita:
    EU : 0.00289 (1 zombie per 346 people)
    USA: 0.00326 (1 zombie per 307 people)

    Sources:
    http://www.cia.gov/cia/publications/factbook/ranko rder/2119rank.html
    http://www.ciphertrust.com/resources/statistics/zo mbie.php

  92. Re:If Europeans are Zombies by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Do not outlaw ritual deflowering of virgins by the High Priest. It's a part of my religious beliefs, and I'm happy I was. If I wasn't after I started my period, I would do it now. I will also have my daughters ritually deflowered as well.

  93. As a European, all I can say is... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...mmmm, brains!

  94. No problemo! by hemanman · · Score: 1

    Fortunately, they are from the UK, France and Germany, so no problem here(Denmark) :-)

    Hell, we might try to persuade our dumb people to go there, yeah, that would be so nice...

    -H

  95. I have the the knowledge of protection by Danathar · · Score: 1
  96. Stupid ... Europe is not a country by rudy_wayne · · Score: 2, Interesting

    What kind of moron compares one country against a group of several countries? What kind of comparison is that? Look at the individual numbers:

    U.S. - 20%
    Germany - 6%
    France - 5%
    U.K. - 3%

    Only by lumping everyone together as "Europe" are they able to claim that the majority of zombies are not located in the U.S. Even though I live in the U.S., I find this article totally stupid.

    1. Re:Stupid ... Europe is not a country by TeknoHog · · Score: 1

      IMHO, in many world-scale cases it is sensible to compare the US to the EU, instead of individual countries. However, Europe is a wider area and less well defined. For example, parts of Russia and Turkey are in Europe.

      --
      Escher was the first MC and Giger invented the HR department.
    2. Re:Stupid ... Europe is not a country by TheFlyingGoat · · Score: 1

      What kind of moron compares one country against a group of several countries?

      Well, the EU does. (note: link is a PDF)

      There's many more instances on the EU's statistical website. It seems they REALLY like grouping all their data together so they can be viewed as an industrial competitor to the US and Japan.

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      You have enemies? Good. That means you've stood up for something, sometime in your life. --Winston Churchill
    3. Re:Stupid ... Europe is not a country by repetty · · Score: 1

      >> What kind of moron compares one country against a group of several countries?

      Good comparison, and you obviously have some experience presenting data, but I have a little more.

      Your figures are mere trivia. What a useful figure like rates?

    4. Re:Stupid ... Europe is not a country by ifwm · · Score: 1

      You're kidding right? You have heard of the EU right? Well, they consider themselves on par with the USA, and continuously present statistics in that vein.

      Don't like it, take it up with the EU.

    5. Re:Stupid ... Europe is not a country by Scrameustache · · Score: 1

      Only by lumping everyone together as "Europe" are they able to claim that the majority of zombies are not located in the U.S. Even though I live in the U.S., I find this article totally stupid.

      I'd just like to point out that while you skillfully avoided it, a lot of people tend to confuse "U.S.A." with "America" in much the same way.

      If I'd had more cofee today I might be able to make a clever remark about that... but I'll have to settle for just pointing that out and letting you think up something clever until such time as I'm adequatly drugged up : )

      --

      You can't take the sky from me...

    6. Re:Stupid ... Europe is not a country by bryanp · · Score: 1

      By population and geography comparing the United States to the European Union is quite accurate. You would, by extension, compare individual States with European nations. Many individual American states are larger than entire European countries. Hell, we have individual counties that are larger and more populous than some of their countries.

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  97. wrong example. by Fuzzums · · Score: 1

    you don't mention the growth of number of zombies in the EU.

    if group A is 30% big and group B 70%, group B is bigger.
    if group A is growing at a rate of 50% and B at 10%, A eventually will get bigger.

    since your quote doesn't mention growth in the EU you just can't compare them based on growth.

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  98. Re:Dshield.org is sort of like this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Take a look at these folks:

    http://www.dshield.org/

    With some relatively simple scripts you too can run a cron process that filters through your logs and sends a list of odd connection attempts to dshield.org.

    Maybe a particular IP address only tried to connect to your machines once or twice. Eh, no big deal. But through the power of the database, when that same IP address tries to connect to a few hundred(thousand) machines once or twice, a pattern emerges, and they can even send automated "Hey, clean up your customers!" messages to the registered abuse addresses.

    It's not perfect (most ISPs don't do anything with the information), but it's something, and doesn't require a lot of work on our end.

  99. Great. by brickballs · · Score: 1

    Well this is just great. First Google turns eval, now we have zombies taking over Europe. Whats next?

    --
    "What does slashdotting mean?"
    "You've never heard of slashdot?"
    "I know it makes websites not work."
  100. In other news... by realkiwi · · Score: 1

    Europe has less obscenely fat people than the USA...

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  101. Take some responsibility -Windows not for amateurs by SgtChaireBourne · · Score: 1
    It's a really tough line, sure, we have lost maybe 3 customers as a result in 18 months (average spend per customer is $34 per month), out of 20,000. But it is far, far cheaper that the cost of just letting it happen unchecked.
    It sounds like a practical method of addressing zombies. Though it addresses the symptoms. Stepping back a bit, the causes go beyond what a single ISP can address.

    All the reports say the spam problem is worse "over there", with "over there" being decided by the report writer. Rather than falling for the distraction let's look at the common denominator: MS still needs constant tinkering, it's not for amateurs or home users. Use OS X, BSD or Linux instead.

    MS is like the old style Harleys. You know the ones from decades ago, before the retooling, where you had to have your toolkit with for any serious road trips. Neither is practical for your casual user.

    Even recent versions like XP, still aren't ready for the desktop. Though some claim that XP about even with KDE. For home users that surf, check e-mail, listen to music, watch DVDs and maybe edit a few digital images, there's no need to waste time and money on a system which required esoteric knowledge and constant tinkering. A machine with a pre-installed and pre-configured Linux distro or OS X will save home users AND their ISPs weeks of headache per year. And, unless your time is free, this means substantially less burden.

    For businesses you get economy of scale. Plus, zombies are not your only threat. If MS can read your business files and mail so can your competitors.

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  102. Re:Swords, Maces, and Armor by vertinox · · Score: 1

    Seriously, I've always thought to myself "A horde of Zombies would never stand up to group of Ren Festival Nerds!" since they'll never run of out ammo seeing they will just keep hack/slashing away and zombies can't bite through chainmail.

    Unless your the cheap kind of Ren Fest kind of person and get the plastic armor.

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    "I am the king of the Romans, and am superior to rules of grammar!"
    -Sigismund, Holy Roman Emperor (1368-1437)
  103. Europe, clean up your act! by The+Woodworker · · Score: 1

    This is the first, and probably last, time a US citizen is able to say that to Europe. As a side note, the number of trolls on Slashdot is on the rise.

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    Give a man a fish and he'll eat for a day. Teach him to fish and he'll wipe out the species.
  104. Re:Why is this so? by jonwil · · Score: 1

    Any ISP that doesnt have a virus checker on their mailserver in this day and age is a crappy ISP (either that or they are too cheap to buy a copy of whatever virus checker is available :)

    the big email providers like hotmail and yahoo already scan for viruses (gmail doesnt scan for viruses AFAIK, it just throws away anything potentially executable)

    That alone would stop most sources of infection for the newbie (unless its been compromised by a hacker, its unlikely that any respectable website is going to be installing viruses on your machine)

    Combine this with a set of clear instructions that any newbie can follow that is issued to every new customer. Something like:
    WARNING: Your PC is at risk of infection by viruses and worms. Infections can do any of the following nasty things:
    Steal your personal information (including information that could be used to steal money from your bank account, take out a credit card in your name, read private communications or ...)
    Delete important files on your computer (which could result in your computer becoming inoperable or the loss of important data)
    Steal files and data on your computer (which could include private stuff you dont want anyone else to see/read)
    Make your computer run slower and take longer to do things
    Enable your computer to be used by hackers to attack other computers ...

    To prevent infection, take the following steps:
    Install a virus scanner and run it regularly
    Do not open files that are sent to you by email except from people you know and trust as they could be viruses ...

    (repace the ... in the above text with more actual information)

    Basicly, it would be a short blurb that your computer is at risk from viruses and trojans.
    Then something explaining what a virus is and what nasty things it can potentially do. Anything that any virus has done is potentially fair game (we want to scare the newbie users into thinking that viruses are nasty nasty things so we want to think of things that newbie computer users would be fearfull of and use them here)
    Then, after that, clear steps on how to prevent infection, how to tell if your computer is infected and how to clean up your system if you do get infected (including how to set things up to check automatically so you dont have to remeber to do a scan every week). This should include details of where to get virus checkers (including the online scanners and the various free checkers you can download, in case people dont want to spend the $ for software like Norton or Mcafee).
    And it should mention stuff about keeping your virus checker up-to-date too.

    The bit at the top should be in BIG letters and really clear words so people will notice it and then realize that this is important and is something they need to read.
    We start by scaring people into thinking that the internet is full of nasty viruses and worms which will do all these really bad things.
    Then we show them how to prevent viruses in ways that dont require much effort on their part (especially ongoing effort)

  105. de Islands, mang by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Is a thought dat it was in de Islands mang? Or maybe down in da Louisiana.

  106. Re:anything named "operation" anything is propagan by vertinox · · Score: 1

    Yeah, cos Operation Overlord really sucked didnt it!

    Well... "Operation Land on the Beaches and Get Shot at for 9 Hours by Angry Germans" wasn't as inspiring to the Allied troops going off the landing craft. ;)

    That and the original name "Operation Pink Butterfly" got voted down by Monty and Patton.

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    -Sigismund, Holy Roman Emperor (1368-1437)
  107. damn that porn mail by ta+ma+de · · Score: 1

    People of Europe (especially Germans): That email that promises sexual bliss is a zombie load. I know this will be tough for those Germans, but, just delete porn mail.

    1. Re:damn that porn mail by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      First the zomies take Europe, and now the trolls are trying to take over Slashdot. The end is near!

  108. Can I find out if my PC has been turned... by Flutty · · Score: 1


    Is there a simple way for me - a non-tech - to determine if my PC has been turned into a Zombie?

    1. Re:Can I find out if my PC has been turned... by destuxor · · Score: 1

      Non-techies do not belong at Slashdot.

      That said, format your hard drive and install Linux.

      If you won't do that, install a basic firewall/antivirus software such as Norton Internet Security, run through all of it's shit, and then scan your own box with nmap or nessus. Look for pretty much anything you can't explain.

    2. Re:Can I find out if my PC has been turned... by Flutty · · Score: 1


      Thanks for the info. I most of what you advise. I was just worried that this was not enough. Looks like these zombie PCs must be totally unprotected.

      As an aside... Slashdot is not a place for non-techies. Dear me. I think you need to:

      ps -ef | grep "get a life"

  109. Outsourced from Jamaica by HomerJayS · · Score: 1
    I know that the European economy isn't so hot right now. But I had no idea that the cost of Euro-labor had fallen so much that it makes economic sense to outsource the voodoo industry from its home in Jamaica.

    While a boom to the European continent, this will be devastating to the Carribean economy.

  110. Repeat? by VxJasonxV · · Score: 0

    Isn't this a repeat of a previous article? Less than a week ago?

    That one featured details from Prolexic/DigiDefense.

  111. Pot calling the kettle black? by NX-47 · · Score: 1

    Your car analogy is interesting and understandable, but flawed, and represents the similarly flawed thinking on the part of ISPs. It puts the blame on the driver of the car, but it fails to account for the fact that every driver must first be LICENSED by the government. If you don't prove at least minimal profficiency at operating a motor vehicle, then you don't get a license.

    To apply this analogy to PCs & ISPs, it would then be the responsability for the ISP to make a customer prove that they know how to keep their PCs 'safe' before they are allowed to connect to the 'net. An interesting stance, but also one that would most likely induce potential customers to go elsewhere.

    Given the distributed and 'personal' nature of PCs, it is highly unlikely that any government, or even a concerted effort by all ISPs, could enforce some kind of manditory minimal 'PC Security Profficiency' policy. There are simply too many PCs scattered over the world, and it also fails to account for the actual source of the problem, the hackers themselves. Think that they would comply with any laws?

    This battle must be waged by ISPs, and managed by the internet infrastructure. ISPs are the gateway to the Internet, and so they become the front line. The rest of the net infrastructure (DNS system, authentication, et al) must also adapt to allow ISPs to effectively fight. The technology providers need to fight this battle, not PC owners.

  112. Lies, damn lies and statistics. by Kjella · · Score: 1
    Numbers courtesy of ZombieMeter and www.internetworldstats.com, 2005 estimates.
    Zombies:
    European Union 26.16% 1320985
    United States 19.08% 964020
    China 14.56% 735598

    Population:
    European Union 459,938,780
    United States 296,208,476
    China 1,282,198,289

    Zombies per person:
    European Union 0.0029
    United States 0.0032
    China 0.0006

    Internet users:
    European Union 215,765,036
    United States 200,933,147
    China 94,000,000

    Zombies per computer user:
    European Union 0.0061
    United States 0.0047
    China 0.0078
    I of course believed that this would prove that these numbers were bogus, instead they are accidentally correct. The US have more zombies per person, but the EU has more zombies per internet user. I imagine the growth rate of EU zombies is higher because the total is also growing, with EU only having about 47% penetration compared to US's 67%. China has the most zombies per user, but I would have figured that number to be much higher. Seems that way, most of the time...

    Kjella
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  113. Rubbish - americans doing no better. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Still more Zombies per capita in the US than Germany and Britain. France is on par with the US.

  114. Re:Why is this so? by LurkerXXX · · Score: 1
    Any ISP that doesnt have a virus checker on their mailserver in this day and age is a crappy ISP (either that or they are too cheap to buy a copy of whatever virus checker is available :)

    Many new viruses are not recognized by virus scanners and get passed over by them. A lot of spreading can be done in the many hours between when a virus is reported, a definition for it created, and the email virus scanners machines updating with the new definition list.

    Do not open files that are sent to you by email except from people you know and trust as they could be viruses ...

    Sorry dude, but that is moronic advice. Most email viruses these days scan your computer for your email programs address book and send themselves to everyone in it. You are VERY likely got get a virus sent to you from someone you knows email address. I tell my users not to open any attachments, even from people they know, unless they are specifically expecting that attachment. Otherwise take two seconds, email the person back, and make sure it's real.

  115. Re:anything named "operation" anything is propagan by vertinox · · Score: 1

    No that is what the Russians actually believe and Americans think they won the war and tend to even discount the efforts of UK holding out alone in 1940 ;)

    Historically, it was a mix of everyones effort and the poor decision making process of the Axis.

    You could say Hitler lost the War in the Fall of 1941 by failing to take Moscow before the winter came in before the US even got involved with sending supplied to the Soviets (they were giving lend lease to the UK at the time in full force).

    In 1942, the victory at Stalingrad did benefit from extra supplies but it was mostly won directly through shear loss of life. The Soviets lost about 3 million men in the battle while the German and their allies lost somewhere around 300,000. Some victory eh?

    However, the Soviets actually were contemplating a white peace with the German in 43 or least threated so to the Allies at Yalta (sort of) saying they might be satisfied with a return to the 1939 borders is the Allies didn't attempt an invasion on continetal Europe.

    This said we won't really know what would have happened if the Allies didn't invade or not. Would the Soviets actually win and then push on to France or would they just make their way to the border of Poland and declare victory and go home or without Allies support would they have given up at Kursk in 43 and ceeded the Ukraine and other vital regions to the Germans?

    On the Flip side if the Germans were not fighting the Russians then America would have had way more casualties than 500,000 in the war that's for sure. The Allies in France and Italy were only facing 25% of the German forces while the Russians were facing the brunt of the rest. Than and Germans also had 90% of their casualties on the Eastern front. (That said Germans had greater amounts of troops surrendering en masse on the Western front... Well mostly because POW camps in the US and the UK were more pleasant than labor camps in Siberia).

    That said it was a collective effort on both sides (mainly while the US paid for victory in material and while Soviets paid for with blood).

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  116. We get several per-second, 24 hours a day by hacker · · Score: 1
    Between the "User unknown" mess on port 25 from people using our domain in their forged "From:" line, with bounces coming back to us.. to the ones that just "woodpecker" on port 25 to see if there's an MTA there listening (looks like "[164.109.82.229] did not issue MAIL/EXPN/VRFY/ETRN during connection to MTA" for example), to the referer/trackback Poker spam from thousands of zombied machines... we're probably seeing 30% or more of our traffic is purely used to service, reject, or log the zombie trash.

    Its pretty rampant, and we're noticing a gradual increase as weeks go by. More and more "different" attacks, worms, zombies and probes are happening. I can't ban them fast enough, because at this point, there are over 3,200 unique IP addresses that we've found so far.

    Reporting it does nothing anymore. Since providers are getting so many abuse@ complaints, many of them are just sending them to /dev/null. Not a smart move.

    I've started working on a process to auto-report the trash as it comes in, and for providers that reject the "abuse@" address, I block them too. If your customers are abusing our production services, and you don't allow us to report that abuse, we'll just lock you out. Piss off if you can't control your own customers or your own network.

    So far we've done this for about 900 separate IPs, and about 200 full /24s. We also block the entire country of Brazil (the whole 200.0.0.0) on 25, 53 and 80.

    Either we'll block the whole Internet, or providers will get so many complaints from their users that they can't get to sites they used to, that they'll begin to investigate.

  117. Re:Witches... in England! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Newt Gingrich

  118. Most of them in Europe... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    you stupid cocksucker. Learn to read.

    The sentence is prefectly clear, 26% of Spam Zombies are in Europe, the largest percentage of of the European Spam Zombies are in Germany (6% of the worldwide total).

  119. Did anyone else read this wrong? by TooMuchEspressoGuy · · Score: 1
    At first I read "Operation Spam Zombies" such that the word "spam" was a verb. This introduces lots of interesting possibilities for the intent of the operation:

    -An operation through which zombies' computers are spammed with junk mail.

    -An operation involving feeding zombies the nation's supply of spam, so that they satiate their hunger for flesh.

    -An operation involving throwing spam at zombies for some reason.

    The possibilities are endless!

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    1. Re:Did anyone else read this wrong? by Yaotzin · · Score: 1

      Zombies made of spam?

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  120. Is there a tool? by jhines0042 · · Score: 1

    Is there a tool to determine if your machine is a Zombie?

    Seriously. What would be the best way to know this?

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  121. Re:Take some responsibility -Windows not for amate by rabbit994 · · Score: 1
    MS still needs constant tinkering, it's not for amateurs or home users. Use OS X, BSD or Linux instead.
    Oh yea, because BSD and Linux don't requiring tinkering. Yep, that's it. I will agree with OS X however. Linux isn't the solution nor is OS X. If OS X reached a critical mass, P2P programs would come out for OS X and so would spyware and trojans. Yea I know you have to type your password for that type of shit to get installed but people will stupidly type them anyways. Only education and people caring will make an effect. ISPs need to be held responsable for their users behavior. If they don't want to learn, then either don't give them internet or create programs so they don't have to know. AOL starting to ship Anti Virus and firewalls is a start I guess. (They still have the most zombies on their network though) SP2 firewall is another start as well but Microsoft needs to backport to at least Windows 2000 as well understanding not everyone is going to upgrade. They could also give out Windows XP Home SP2 for dirt cheap (like 30 dollars) since most computers I've seen can run Windows XP with their current hardware.
  122. Not true by quisph · · Score: 1
    From TFA:
    Using a tool that can track zombie machines, CipherTrust found that 26 per cent of them were hosted in European countries
    If 26% is a "majority," I'll eat my head.
  123. I'm sure somewhere buried in the comments.... by McFadden · · Score: 1
    Someone may well have made this point, but with respect to our American cousins, a few stats (source: Wikipedia):

    European Union:

    Number of countries: 25, Population: 460 million, Number of Zombies (May figure): 1320985

    USA:

    Number of countries: 1, Population: 295 million, Number of Zombies (May figure): 964020

    So, the EU has a fair few more zombies than the US, but the US is the single country with the largest number of zombies, and has more zombies per head of population than any other country (including the EU as a single block).

    I'm sure it's just as easy to knock down my stats as it is to undermine the ideas presented in the article, but then as Churchill once said, "there are lies, damn lies... and statistics".

  124. EU isn't the same as Europe by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    EU is a small subset of Europe, in fact. Europe includes places like Georgia, Armenia, European Russia, Switzerland, the Ukraine. The EU doesn't.

    Funny, that.

  125. that doesnt sound like an isp to me by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    hmm sounds suspiciously unlike an isp and more like a - oh whats the word - rez net?

    see just because your in charge of a small to medium sized network, doesnt mean that you work for an isp. it means the school is cheap and took whoever offered.

    if you tried those kinds of draconian mesures at a real ISP you would be fired for losing customers. banning people from portscanning? on a 10/100 network? LOL
    vlan the sensitive equipment or hmm DONT MAKE IT INTERNET ACCESSABLE?

  126. Operation Spam Zombies by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    But the sign says, "Do not feed the zombies."

  127. Why do you think it's wrong? by sean.peters · · Score: 1
    but IMHO grouping Europe all together and compare it against nations like US and China is just wrong.

    Given that Europe's population is comparable to the US, and much smaller than China's, what possible objection could you have to grouping the European countries together?

    Sean

  128. Re:Take some responsibility -Windows not for amate by SgtChaireBourne · · Score: 1
    MS still needs constant tinkering, it's not for amateurs or home users. Use OS X, BSD or Linux instead.

    Oh yea, because BSD and Linux don't requiring tinkering.

    No. Read the post again. They don't require constant tinkering like XP and other Windows variants do. You set them up once and they run. It's several orders of magnitude different.

    If your time is not valuable or you're not concerned about actually getting work done, than MS-Windows is just fine. It'll keep you off the street. If, on the other hand, you are more concerned about the computer as a means to get work done, than look elsewhere than MS

    Anti-virus and firewalls don't help much. If your application or operating system can't live securely in a networked environment w/o a firewall then it shouldn't be connected to the network anyway. Besides, many (most?) of exploits nowadays come through ports the firewall must leave open. e.g. outgoing port 80 for MSIE.

    MS won't back port anything, those sales are already made. The services packs for the remaining, supported versions are another problem. If they included only the patches needed to improve security, that's one thing. But they usually include all kinds of undesirable changes to configurations and to licensing.

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  129. Re:Take some responsibility -Windows not for amate by rabbit994 · · Score: 1

    I don't constantly tinker with Windows, My work box I don't think I've tinkered with month and my home box I haven't tinkered with either. Unless you include patching Windows "tinkering" or configurating a 3rd party app tinkering. My Windows 2003 server doing IIS, Mail and DNS hasn't been tinkered with either except for yet again patching.

    I have my conceal handgun permit, for the same reason I have my firewall. I probably don't need it but why risk it? Name the last virus that has come through firewall and attacked IE without IE being on web. If I need my computer to get work done I will most likely either sit down at my WIndows XP desktop or my Mac OS X laptop. I will never sit down at my Linux box to actually do work because it drives me nuts. Linux makes a great server and crappy desktop OS in my opinion.

  130. Re:If Europeans are Zombies by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Do not outlaw taunting happy fun ball. It's a part of my fun, and I'm happy when I taunt happy fun ball. My son likes to taunt happy fun ball as well.

  131. Re:If Europeans are Zombies by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    > I will also circumcise my sons as well.

    Idiots will be idiots. That's why the law should prevent them from hurting others.