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PTO Eliminates "Technological Arts" Requirement

MdntToker writes to tell us that the Patent Board has issued an opinion which removes the existing procedure of rejecting patents under 35 U.S.C. 101 as outside of the "technological arts". From the article: "Our determination is that there is currently no judicially recognized separate "technological arts" test to determine patent eligible subject matter under 101. We decline to create one. Therefore, it is apparent that the examiner's rejection can not be sustained."

256 comments

  1. Geesh by quibbs0 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Who's going to jump on the patent that eliminates the process for processing the elimination of patent requirements?

    1. Re:Geesh by bedroll · · Score: 2, Insightful
      I'm just going to patent the process for due compensation of employee efforts by an employer.

      Then I'll be the only one who can pay my employees.

    2. Re:Geesh by looseBits · · Score: 2, Funny

      I don't think anyone is currently infringing on that.

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    3. Re:Geesh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Someone from the department of redundancy department, no doubt.

  2. Great by SatanicPuppy · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Time to go patent all my fiction writings, before someone else does it.

    This is the dumbest thing I've ever even imagined. Just when you think it cannot possibly get any worse.

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  3. THIS IS AN OUTRAGE!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    I really have no idea what this means. And since I can't install linux on it, I'm gonna go back to surfing pr0n.

  4. Profit! by amliebsch · · Score: 4, Funny

    I think I'll patent the making of the "I have a patent on stupid patents" jokes that appear below.

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    1. Re:Profit! by quibbs0 · · Score: 1

      ...and you know they will be coming in fast

    2. Re:Profit! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Naah, I'm patenting "first posts"

    3. Re:Profit! by SatanicPuppy · · Score: 3, Funny

      The great thing is, NOW YOU CAN! They can't prove a joke is not a technological invention! And since they dismiss prior art in favor of patent whores all the time, the world is yours for the taking, thanks to our friends at the USPTO.

      Fortunately no one has yet patented "Going down to the patent office with a bat" so I won't owe anyone a nickel when I finally snap.

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    4. Re:Profit! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm going to patent the "prior art" posts that follow the "stupid patent" posts.

    5. Re:Profit! by deathy_epl+ccs · · Score: 1

      I think you may be too late, that patent is pending.

    6. Re:Profit! by NickFortune · · Score: 1

      um... I think patents can still be rejected if the existence of prior art can be demonstrated,

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  5. As a kid, I wondered... by Martin+Blank · · Score: 5, Funny

    ...how it was that wrestlers could have "patented moves."

    I guess now they actually can. :\

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  6. This is an idea by cmdr_beeftaco · · Score: 4, Funny

    This is an idea I wish I had patented. Imagine patenting the concept of patents before there was such thing as patents. The royalties from the patent office alone would be enough to retire on.

    1. Re:This is an idea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just need to say "Awesome idea" before my head explodes.

  7. This is a great step by oliverthered · · Score: 5, Insightful

    ...In the direction of making patents completely and utterly useless.
    Now all they have to do is remove the prior art clauses and were in patent utopia.

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    1. Re:This is a great step by Bonker · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Mod the parent up. As a system becomes ridiculous, it will be more and more ignored... the way people are already treating copyright.

      Copyright and the people who try to enforce copyright have become so comical that most normal people ignore it. They copy freely and to their hearts' content.

      "Surely that law only applies to criminals, and I'm no criminal!"

      "Oh, yes, it certainly does apply to you!" the RIAA says. "We'll sue you if you think differently."

      "You'll sue *everyone*?!"

      And thus the RIAA files thousands and thousands of lawsuits and haven't managed to dent any amount of infringement. It's ridiculous, and people are ignoring it.

      Now replace the RIAA with PTO in everything above. Pretty soon, people are going to start ignoring patents too.

      Monsato company better look out! How many Mexican share-croppers do you have time to arrest!

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    2. Re:This is a great step by gnovos · · Score: 1

      Now all they have to do is remove the prior art clauses and were in patent utopia.

      Unfortunately for you, you'll have to wait 14 years, or pay me royalties, because I am now gonna go patent the removal of prior art clauses from patent law!

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    3. Re:This is a great step by FiskeBoller · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I understand the step as a progression to overturning out-dated or corrupt systems. However, the problem is that there are an increasing number of laws by which government and quasi-government organizations can cause you uncomfort. Think of how the BSA is assisted by armed agents used to seize computers. And civil disobedience takes on a whole different meaning when the arrested have no rights as in the Padilla case. It's much easier to stop silly laws from being written than encourage or survive a systemic collapse (in this case the patent system).

    4. Re:This is a great step by KillShill · · Score: 1

      trying to prevent "silly laws" being written is MORE than a full time job.

      you'd have to have an army of shills and lobbyists just to break even.

      it's worth noting that laws that aren't in the best interest of the public are unjust and unjust laws require no obedience.

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    5. Re:This is a great step by d34thm0nk3y · · Score: 1

      It's much easier to stop silly laws from being written...

      Well that sucks becuse stopping silly laws is impossible if someone rich enough wants them to go through. As long as you can afford to keep adding riders to voter friendly bills you will eventually succeed...

      I will just keep on with my personal plan: suck as much value out of the system as possible and then flee the country.

    6. Re:This is a great step by incabulos · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Patents are much worse though - they prevent life saving drugs from being cheaply manufactured, an act which directly acts to kill people. Copyright merely stops people from downloading useless and pointless crap like metallica mp3s and microsoft software that does not benefit the owner or humanity as a whole in any way.

      Patent fraud is also the least-prosecuted and yet most-damaging ( in an economic sense ) of all the so-called "Intellectual Property" crimes. The article several days ago here on /. about how x% of the human genome is patented by corporations? All 100% patent fraud - the prior art in question has existed for _millions_ of years! Ditto Microsoft committing hundreds of cases of patent fraud every day, patenting TCP/IP, FAT, memory-protection, and dozens of other concepts that have existed in IT for decades as prior art.

      Why arent these criminals pursued and prosecuted the way file-sharers are? Being a large megacorp does not grant them the ability to violate the law, regardless of how incompetant or corrupt the USPTO may be.

    7. Re:This is a great step by oliverthered · · Score: 1

      I will just keep on with my personal plan: suck as much value out of the system as possible and then flee the country.

      That reminds me of a not so ancient proverb.

      He who dies in debit has made money.

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    8. Re:This is a great step by Jim_Callahan · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Your comment about medicines is only a half-truth. Since medical research costs on the order of half a billion dollars minimum to research and test a new drug to approval, not only do patents slow the production of cheap drugs, they also cause the development of the drugs in the first place. And it's an important half of the truth you're missing, too, since most people would rather be able to spend a lot of money and send their mother's cancer into remission than have a dead mother smelling up the living room, which is the other option.

      Most new drugs are developed in the US, specifically because we have a strong patent system. The algorithm patents may be stupid, but don't go trying to throw the baby out with the bath-water, there.

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    9. Re:This is a great step by melikamp · · Score: 1

      You must know something I do not. Take a person who has no insurance and who cannot afford a patented drug, but can afford generic treatment, which is less effective. Now suppose that the patented drug can be manufactured at the cost comparable to that of the generic treatment. If you have a reason -- an ethical reason, mind you -- not to sell this guy the patented drug at cost, I would like to hear it.

      What would be the ethical reason to prevent poor countries from manufacture patented anti-AIDS drugs without a license? While it is not nearly as important, what would be the economical reason? They cannot pay for the license, no matter what!

      If private companies cannot avoid this dilemma in healthcare, they have to give way. Life-saving drugs should not be patentable. There are other, more ethical ways to create new drugs.

    10. Re:This is a great step by JollyFinn · · Score: 1

      If medical business would be selling stuff AT costs I wouldn't invest in that since they wouldn't make anyprofits. And with your model they would be making LOSS!

      Lets think about little. Mfg for a drug thats about 5$ for threatment.
      Investment in creating life saving drug 0.5B$.
      Market for treatment in US 10 000 patient per year.
      Investment per potential patient per year 50 000$.
      Now add 100% more costs for potential of failure and potential lawsuits.
      Then reduce that to 1/4th so that you estimate making profits on 5th year after making the drug.
      So overall costs of treatment should be 25k$ inside united states.

      Now consider another suggested investement. BETTER PILL FOR HEADACHE!
      investement 0.5$ MFG costs 1$ a shot.
      Potential market 100M patients, estimate take 5 different purchases per year.
      Hey fuck the dying people, lets invest in THIS research it gives a LOT better return on investment.
      Uhh there is lots of competition in this arena so we should make something else too just for getting more revenue there. Now lets give those dying people a 100M$ research grant perhaps they produce something we can sell with that.

      Now lest change the picture after denying the patents for treatments of deadly diseases.
      ANY deadly disease that do not affect atleast 10M patients per year will be ignored, and if researching it costs more than 1B$ it will be ignored.

      The problem here is *NOT* that the treatment is patented but that it COSTS to develope the treatment, and its not with HIGHVOLUME product. If they couldn't patent it for reasonable time they wouldn't develope the treatment. Even at costs for the developer of treatment is thousands, then they need to coup all the developements that failed to produce sellable treatment+ the 10-20% that the stockholders want.

      Medicine for deadly diseases typicly.
      Developement costs HUGE
      Volume SMALL. [Or there would be epidemia.]
      Mass production costs SMALL.
      Without patents the developement costs would be always waste of money for corporations.

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    11. Re:This is a great step by incabulos · · Score: 1

      Its a pyrrhic, hollow victory if by the act of discoving a cure for some infectous disease, the cure is put beyond the reach of those most desperately in need of it via the means of patent licensing costs. In a situation where there is a conflict of interest between the profits of the patent owner, and the lives of thousands, you really have to take the side of humanity.

      Thats not to say that corporations cannot be compensated for their work - The way I look at it, in such a situation where the cure for a disease like Malaria was being hoarded by a patent owner trying to extract the maximum profit from their research into creating the cure, then the patent should be revoked, the work made public domain, and the corporation paid appropriate damages.

      The profit motive is not justification enough for the existance of patents ( or any other intellectual property ), if it cannot be harnessed for the good of the people then it may as well not exist - let Freedom reign unstifled and unrestricted. All Intellectual Property is an artificial limitation upon freedom done with the proviso that some net benefit will come from it.

    12. Re:This is a great step by ameoba · · Score: 1

      How about the cases where patents are taken out on compounds primarily discovered through publicly funded research?

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    13. Re:This is a great step by oliverthered · · Score: 1

      There's are reason why nothing is being done about the problem, it's called Social Darwinism. I don't know what they have against accelerated, assisted evolution though.

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    14. Re:This is a great step by melikamp · · Score: 1

      Your excellent post outlines yet more problems with privatized pharmaceutical research. While I am still flaming, let me make a few comments.

      Volume SMALL. [Or there would be epidemia.]

      Cancer, AIDS (in US) -- not all deadly diseases are epidemic, even if they are contagious. My point is: a lot of people are negatively affected by these patents.

      And I am well aware that they (private sector) would be at loss. And I am saying: well, if you cannot heal us while turning a profit, then get the hell off the stage. There's a thing called "government-funded research", and that's only one way in which drugs can be created without being encumbered with patents.

      GGP mentioned that US is the leader in drug research. I agree again. It may as well be true that patents are the most effective way to encourage this type of research. But what good is all that knowledge if we have to pay for it by becoming assholes who will not even allow poor people to heal themselves?

  8. Not Sure How Big this Really Is by thebdj · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I do not know how big a deal this really is. I am sure in software or business method arts there might be more of an issue at hand, but I do not think 35 USC 101 is a highly used rejection method within the office. I would also be surprised if this stood up outside the Board of Patent Appeals and Interference (BPAI). I believe this should be tasked to the Court of Appeals for the Federal Circuit (CAFC) since it almost sounds like the BPAI is trying to limit the USC.

    I do not have numbers, but I am willing to take a guess the number of Business Method patents allowed to date is quite low. It is something that I believe should be more contested by the general public then the idea of software patents. I mean at least I'll see the end of a Patent term in my lifetime, but that same code that gets copyrighted won't be touchable until after a great many of us are long gone.

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    1. Re:Not Sure How Big this Really Is by Red+Flayer · · Score: 4, Insightful

      The reason that the technological art standard does not come up much as a reason for rejection is that, generally, people whose invention didn't meet that standard wouldn't even bother filing a patent. Patent lawyers wouldn't waste their time.

      Now that this particular court has ruled differently, expect a rash of filings that would previously have been rejected under this clause.

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    2. Re:Not Sure How Big this Really Is by surprise_audit · · Score: 1

      Excellent!! With luck the USPTO will be flooded with applications, so everything will slow down...

  9. Just what exactly is an abstract idea? by starseeker · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Reading the article, I'm made aware of two things: 1) I lack the training to be able to argue about this properly 2) I would like to know why exactly "a 'method of compensating a manager' that involved several steps of calculating a proper compensation based on performance criteria and then transferring payment to the manager" is not an abstract idea? What exactly does constitute an abstract idea? This sounds like a particular application of mathematical and economic principles, which I wouldn't have thought patentable at all. Anybody have a link to some reference materials that might help with these questions, without requiriring several years obtaining a law degree?

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    1. Re:Just what exactly is an abstract idea? by M-G · · Score: 1

      And more importantly, what great new method is this that isn't already covered by prior art or obviousness?

    2. Re:Just what exactly is an abstract idea? by Red+Flayer · · Score: 1

      It's not considered by the court to be abstract because it results in a concrete, tangible result -- the transfer of money to the manager.

      Of course, I happen to believe that the transfer of compensation (especially if it's a bank transfer, not a cash transfer) is neither concrete nor tangible, but there are some accepted meanings of those words that could be stretched to fit the situation... which apparently this court has.

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    3. Re:Just what exactly is an abstract idea? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      1) I lack the training to be able to argue about this properly
      Welcome to Slashdot. You must be new here.

    4. Re:Just what exactly is an abstract idea? by jafac · · Score: 1

      What exactly does constitute an abstract idea?

      I'd say, strictly speaking, ALL ideas are abstract. By definition.

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  10. How old are you? by jurt1235 · · Score: 3, Informative

    Patents exist since at least 1594 (earliest patents I know of), probably earlier. Your patent would be pretty much expired by now.
    Patents were invented to make people publish their inventions, protecting them for a short period of time, after that time everybody is free to use it. That probably worked in a slower paced world.

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    1. Re:How old are you? by Thuktun · · Score: 1

      Patents exist since at least 1594 (earliest patents I know of), probably earlier. Your patent would be pretty much expired by now.
      Patents were invented to make people publish their inventions, protecting them for a short period of time, after that time everybody is free to use it. That probably worked in a slower paced world.


      The same concept used to apply to copyright, which would eventually fall into the public domain. Our governments seem hell-bent on making copyright perpetual. How soon until they start applying this to patents?

    2. Re:How old are you? by jurt1235 · · Score: 1

      Once they make patents like that, I am moving to china. It will completely criple innovation if that happens, turning a wealthy country into a third world country in no time at all.

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  11. The Future of America by JemalCole · · Score: 5, Insightful

    So now they aren't even going to be limiting patents to software and "business methods"? In another 5 years we're all going to have to pay license fees to take a crap without being sued for violating a patent for "method of voiding bowels into a porcelain fixture while seated."

    But that won't be the end of it: microphones in the toilet will be listening to make sure it doesn't sound like the tune to some Britney Spears song, while cameras examine the shape of the turds to see if they resemble a corporate logo. I can't wait to see which company owns the rights to each particular method for wiping your ass.

    1. Re:The Future of America by cmdr_beeftaco · · Score: 1

      I, for one, welcome our new ass-wiping overloads.

    2. Re:The Future of America by Corporate+Drone · · Score: 1
      So now they aren't even going to be limiting patents to software and "business methods"? In another 5 years we're all going to have to pay license fees to take a crap without being sued for violating a patent for "method of voiding bowels into a porcelain fixture while seated."

      Nah... it won't really be bad until Amazon patents their "1-click" method for taking a dump...

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    3. Re:The Future of America by Red+Flayer · · Score: 2, Funny

      "But that won't be the end of it: microphones in the toilet will be listening to make sure it doesn't sound like the tune to some Britney Spears song, while cameras examine the shape of the turds to see if they resemble a corporate logo. I can't wait to see which company owns the rights to each particular method for wiping your ass."

      No, no, no... FTA:

      "[the patented process must] 'produce a useful, concrete, tangible result' without being a 'law of nature, physical phenomenon or abstract idea.'"

      My craps are rarely like concrete, and are often regarded by my wife to be physical phenomena. So not patentable on two accounts.

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    4. Re:The Future of America by shotfeel · · Score: 2, Funny

      My craps are rarely like concrete, and are often regarded by my wife to be physical phenomena. So not patentable on two accounts.

      Well, mine often are like concrete and at the least are quite tangible. Not to mention the event more closely resemble a spiritual phenomena (including much speaking in tongues and biblical references).So that means that at least mine are patentable!

      Gotta go. Prune juice just kicked in.

    5. Re:The Future of America by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You forgot to say "wake up sheeple!"

    6. Re:The Future of America by crimethinker · · Score: 2, Funny
      microphones in the toilet will be listening to make sure it doesn't sound like the tune to some Britney Spears song

      But most peoples' time on the throne sounds a lot better than any song Britney ever "sang."

      -paul

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    7. Re:The Future of America by Red+Flayer · · Score: 1

      "Well, mine often are like concrete and at the least are quite tangible"

      Yes, but are they useful?

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    8. Re:The Future of America by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      you've stumbled into a major problem: useful to whom? Certainly you wouldn't dispute that the act of taking a crap is useful to the crapper? Why then should it not be patentable under the new regime? Although common sense revolts against patenting a crap, there's no legal reason, anymore, why it shouldn't be patentable, at least under the current (non-)definition of a criteria to determine usefulness.

    9. Re:The Future of America by cbiltcliffe · · Score: 1
      I, for one, welcome our new ass-wiping overloads.
      If that was a typo, it was fscking hilarious! If it was intentional, well....it was still fscking hilarious.
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    10. Re:The Future of America by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Of course. That's why they'll sell the recording on CD as her next album, then sue you for infringement.

    11. Re:The Future of America by symbolic · · Score: 1

      Did you mean ass-wipING, or just ass-wipe?

    12. Re:The Future of America by SashaMan · · Score: 1

      I don't think the pooping patent is such a bad idea. Right now, the public at large has no idea that this patent nonsense will have substantial negative effects on them. One of the best ways to get things noticed by the public is a parody so outrageous that it can highlight how there are other actual patents that are just as ridiculous.

      For example, suppose an organization like the FSF flooded the patent office with tons of ridiculous patents (pooping, blowing your nose, sex), got enough media attention, and then said "hey, these are stupid patents, but if you think these are dumb check out 'Method for swinging on a swing' or 'Exercising a cat with a laser pointer'". In the book Freakonomics the authors point out how one of the best tools that worked against the KKK was to make fun of it by having Superman radio episodes talk about Superman slaying Grand Dragons in white sheets. Seems like a similar approach might work well here.

    13. Re:The Future of America by jZnat · · Score: 1

      You've obviously never made a shitball. (Conker's Bad Fur Day)

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    14. Re:The Future of America by Tablizer · · Score: 1

      microphones in the toilet will be listening to make sure it doesn't sound like the tune to some Britney Spears song

      We're in trouble. I think *most* gastorial utterances do sound like a B.S. song.

    15. Re:The Future of America by jelton · · Score: 1

      Does the Pope shit in the woods?

      And if he does, does he wipe with this new ruling?

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    16. Re:The Future of America by CFrankBernard · · Score: 1

      Maybe ass-wipping overlords? : )

  12. There were requirements left? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Seriously, I didnt know they had any requirements left to get rid of in the first place.

  13. I'd say it's time to quit but... by Chuqmystr · · Score: 1

    I would just turn my back on tech in general and get work doing, I don't know, digging ditches or something but I'm certain some jackass has patented that already too. This is just fucking perfect. Thanks America.

  14. I hearby claim a patent on... by geoff+lane · · Score: 2, Funny

    ...space time.

    You ALL owe me bigtime.

    1. Re:I hearby claim a patent on... by bohemian72 · · Score: 4, Funny

      Hello.

      This is God.

      I'd like to claim 'prior art.'

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    2. Re:I hearby claim a patent on... by freidog · · Score: 1

      Hello God, this Albert Einstien

      I'll see you patent court.
      Bring a good lawyer.

    3. Re:I hearby claim a patent on... by bohemian72 · · Score: 1

      Hey Al! God again.

      Damn! I don't know any lawyers.

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    4. Re:I hearby claim a patent on... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A segment of the fence between Heaven and Hell breaks down. St. Peter and Moses are arguing over who will fix it. Lucifer is not being cooperative.

      "We'll sue!", says St. Peter.

      "Oh yeah," taunts the Devil. "And just where are you going to get a lawyer?"

      St. Peter thinks for a minute, then replies, "Well, you have me there. I don't know many lawyers. But I do know the judge."

    5. Re:I hearby claim a patent on... by LordPhantom · · Score: 1

      I know a certain fallen angel who'd love to give you legal advice....FOR YOUR SOUL!!

      Muwaa haah aaaaahahahahhahaaaaaaaaaaa

    6. Re:I hearby claim a patent on... by Lifewish · · Score: 1

      Didn't work for the biotech patents, ain't gonna work here.

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    7. Re:I hearby claim a patent on... by kurzweilfreak · · Score: 1

      *slick entrance* Hiya God, Satan here. I've got more lawyers than you could imagine that I'd be happy to rent out at the low, low price of one immortal soul per hour...

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  15. It was inevitable by LeonGeeste · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Come on, they had to do this at some point. All intellectual works are basically discovery of some *previously existing* but useful aspect of reality. If you invent a new mousetrap, you're discovering the previously-existing aspect of reality that some organization of different materials is better at catching mice. If you write a book, you're discovering the previously-existing aspect of reality that people like a certain combination of words. Trying to classify one kind as "technological" and the other as not gets really tricky.

    Next on the list: the patent office stops rejecting discoveries as being "too theoretical". Imagine working around those patents!

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    1. Re:It was inevitable by fenris_23 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Thanks Plato. We are now living 2500 years ahead of you. Trying reading Karl Popper.

    2. Re:It was inevitable by MindStalker · · Score: 1

      Next on the list: the patent office stops rejecting discoveries as being "too theoretical". Imagine working around those patents! Actually you have to have a working system, in order to recieve a patent. Theoreticals aren't allowed at all. Nice try though troll.

    3. Re:It was inevitable by LeonGeeste · · Score: 1

      Did you not understand the significance of what just happened? Sure, you have to have a working system to receive a patent ... now. But, just as the patent office just eliminated the "technological arts" requirement, they could eliminate the "working system" requirement. That was my point.

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    4. Re:It was inevitable by Whafro · · Score: 1

      that was his point... imagine if they did away with that rule, as well.

    5. Re:It was inevitable by arkanes · · Score: 1

      This is untrue. The patent office stopped requiring concrete implementation decades ago. All you have to do is demonstrate (generally in some extremely contrived way, with lots of pseudo-technical terminology, to someone who has no idea what you're talking about) feasability of implementation.

    6. Re:It was inevitable by steelfood · · Score: 1

      Actually, IIRC, back when the patent system actually worked, I believe a working prototype was required to even file the application. On top of that, the object had to be non-trivial and without prior art before the patent would be issued. I don't remember the reasoning behind why this system was changed, but it did open up a pandora's box.

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  16. That's good news for me! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I've had an idea rolling around my head for a couple of years now that can losslessly compress audio files far smaller than current methods. The only two things stopping the world from getting this technology is

    1. I'm too damned lazy to write the program

    2. I probably can't afford a patent

    This at least takes care of #1; now to find a lawyer that is good enough I'll get the thing and not lose it, and still be able to pay him.

    Does anybody know what it costs to file a patent? If I were a rich man I'd just give the idea away (and have contemplated doing just that)

    1. Re:That's good news for me! by gnuLNX · · Score: 1

      roughly $10,000 USD

      It depends an a lot of things.

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    2. Re:That's good news for me! by gamlidek · · Score: 1

      It can cost anywhere between $10k and $20k. You can file one yourself, but chances are it will get rejected.

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    3. Re:That's good news for me! by Urusai · · Score: 2, Funny

      I hereby claim a method of losslessly compressing audio, to wit, I claim that:

      1) audio exists,
      2) it can be losslessly compressed,
      3) there exists some algorithm to compress audio losslessly,
      4) ...
      5) profit.

      Item 4 is redacted to protect valuable trade secrets under the DMCA and Patriot Act.

    4. Re:That's good news for me! by Krach42 · · Score: 1

      YOU can't use the Patriot Act to protect information, only the GOVERNMENT can do that.

      Get it straight man ;)

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  17. This could give Carly Fiorina a second chance by skitheboat · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Her definition of invent was out there already. I can see her joining a patent holidng company and patenting countless common and inane ideas.

  18. Great step forward by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The goverment's sole legimate role is to protect the individual's right to the accumlation of capital and the freedom to allocate it as he sees fit. Protectiong innovation is an important role for goverment and the USPTO decision to clarify the law is a beneficial "strict contructionist" interpretation which helps American entrepenuers. Collective property as advocated by some vague social theorists is counter to human nature and , ultimately, the efficient, market oriented allocation of resources. Only by privatizing processes and enforcing the laws on property protection can we best serve our republic.

    1. Re:Great step forward by symbolic · · Score: 1

      Translation: If you're in, you're in, if you're not, good luck...and goodbye.

  19. Just another straw... by jamesgamble · · Score: 3, Interesting

    ...that will break the US Patent Office's back. We're due for patent reform. It has become such a joke that just about any new technology or idea is already patented in some respect. And if it isn't already patented, someone out there can make a case showing their patent covers the new technology and they are due money in return for fair use. There has to be a limit. Enough is enough.

    1. Re:Just another straw... by ficken · · Score: 1

      I agree. This patent frenzy has gone too far. Though created initially to protect the thinker and inventor, patents now are doing nothing except causing legal battles. I bet the lawyers are loving this though...

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  20. Re:Not Sure How Big this Really I by mikael · · Score: 4, Informative

    It's discussed in a bit more detail here. It looks like any business process can be patented, from plotting a basic graph on a whiteboard, to having TPS reports notched according to the future employment status of the employee.

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  21. Idiocy by mESSDan · · Score: 2, Insightful
    If I understood the article, this means you could patent the following:

    I. Method of Selling items: The business shall offer a customer an item/good/idea/etc for an amount of currency (Dollars/Euro/Yen/etc). Upon receipt of currency, or promisory currency note, the aforementioned item/good/idea/etc's ownership will be transferred to the customer.

    It's not like the PTO even looks for prior art.

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    1. Re:Idiocy by bitbucketeer · · Score: 1

      No, you probably couldn't because business doesn't want to sell you ownership at all. If it's digital in some way, shape, or form, then you've just rented it. Read your EULA.

    2. Re:Idiocy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      shall offer a customer an item/good/idea/etc
      I'll see your patent on selling items, and raise you one patent on selling the license to use an item.

      The business shall offer a customer a non-exclusive, terminatable, license to use a product in exchange for currency or promisary note. The product will remain the property of said business, and the customer agrees to return or destroy the product upon the demand of said business.

  22. Not good for a vibrant economy. by CyricZ · · Score: 4, Insightful

    A vibrant economy requires resources to be used efficiently. In theory, patents are supposed to help this process by increasing the incentive to invest in capital. Indeed, such investment can benefit both the inventor and the end user. As such, patents encourage the production of new capital, and the new capital is often more efficient at using resources than the previous capital. Thus the economy grows.

    However, it appears as though America is reaching a point where patents interfere with the process so much that productivity is diminished. When an inventor has to search for patents when designing every portion of a capital work, less time is spent on developing the capital itself. Thus the creation of new capital diminishes, and resources are not used as efficiently. That can eventually cause the economy to basically rot.

    This is not what the American economy needs, considering its various other problems (massive debt, inflated stock markets, a housing bubble, and so forth).

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    1. Re:Not good for a vibrant economy. by Peyna · · Score: 1, Flamebait

      However, it appears as though America is reaching a point where patents interfere with the process so much that productivity is diminished. When an inventor has to search for patents when designing every portion of a capital work, less time is spent on developing the capital itself. Thus the creation of new capital diminishes, and resources are not used as efficiently. That can eventually cause the economy to basically rot.

      The inventor could just invent a non-infringing method of doing whatever it is he needs to do. That's the innovation part of it. Patents encourage invention because they grant a monopoly, something that is desirable for the inventor. Then, when the next guy is forced to either shell out cash or invent around it, the public benefits from yet another invention.

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    2. Re:Not good for a vibrant economy. by CyricZ · · Score: 1

      It's more a matter of having to investigate each and every part of a design for possible patent infringements that wastes a resource (ie. the innovator's time). It adds a whole extra step between the "design" and "testing" steps. A design not only has to be functionally tested, but would potentially have to be tested for patent infringement as well, even on some of the most insignificant portions of the design.

      Wasted resources, especially the time of the more talented individuals, do not help out the economy of any nation.

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    3. Re:Not good for a vibrant economy. by akaariai · · Score: 1

      The problem with making patenting too easy is not that the inventor has to search for patents (or that is not the biggest problem). The problem is the granting of monopoly. If patents are given away for almoust everything, then almoust every market will be a monopoly. And that is something that is very bad for the economy.

    4. Re:Not good for a vibrant economy. by Chris+Burke · · Score: 3, Insightful

      When an inventor has to search for patents when designing every portion of a capital work, less time is spent on developing the capital itself.

      That's only for the small-time inventor, who doesn't hold any (or few) other patents. These are the guys that the patent system is allegedly supposed to help the most -- keep the big boys from stealing their idea. It works laughably in practice.

      If you are a large-time inventor, a multinational corporation, then you explicitly do not search for patents. Because, you see, knowingly violating a patent results in treble damages. Since so many things are patented, violating someone else's patent is inevitable. When they come to the negotiating table, you want two things: 1) to be able to claim that you didn't knowingly violate their patent 2) to have a vast enough patent portfolio that you can be assured that they themselves are unknowingly violating one of your patents. At that point you sign a cross-license agreement that favors the party with the bigger/more valuable pile of patents.

      Guess how well the small time inventor does at one of these negotiations? Can you imagine some small business going up against the patent portfolio of IBM?

      The result is that all the big corps have cross-licensing agreements for all the patents of each other's that they have violated, creating a big mutual technology trust that is a barrier to entry for all smaller competitors. They love this situation, and it only makes sense that they would want to see any restriction on patenting removed, even if it means they will eventually violate someone's ridiculous business method patent.

      Big corps are stealing our money, locking away our technology, and basically planning on destroying our country for a gigantic payoff. In this sense, patents are nothing but a single front, a symptom of the underlying problem.

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    5. Re:Not good for a vibrant economy. by surprise_audit · · Score: 1
      Can you imagine some small business going up against the patent portfolio of IBM?

      Didn't work so well for SCO, did it...

    6. Re:Not good for a vibrant economy. by Peyna · · Score: 1

      You're assuming that the patented method is the best or only way to do things though. A patent monopoly is not a resource monopoly. Owning the patent just means everyone else has to work harder to find a better way. If someone holds all the resources, there's not much you can do. Encouraging inventors to look at the problem from a different angle is one advantage to a patent system. Instead of going "Crap, he got there first," they can say, "That's nice, but I'll find a better way to do it."

      Hence, progress in science and the useful arts.

      Of course, there are other advantages; but the point I'm raising is one that is often overlooked when discussing the value of patents. Patents exist to promote progress. Most people see it as a financial incentive; but you should also look at it from the point of view I've give you here.

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    7. Re:Not good for a vibrant economy. by jmv · · Score: 1

      Big corps are stealing our money, locking away our technology, and basically planning on destroying our country for a gigantic payoff. In this sense, patents are nothing but a single front, a symptom of the underlying problem.

      Wait, it gets even better when you consider that many are partly owned by you (as one of many shareholders) and/or your retirement fund. In that case, you are in some sense involved in an act of self-destruction. Yes, that's where we're all going.

    8. Re:Not good for a vibrant economy. by runderwo · · Score: 1
      When an inventor has to search for patents when designing every portion of a capital work
      ... and when an inventor is actually worse off for having searched for the patent, in that he is now liable for willful infringement if he continues to sell his product ...
  23. Don't hesitate to punch if you feel like it... by fitchmicah · · Score: 3, Funny

    If anyone was thinking about actually going to some of these headquarters and just punching the shit out of some of these people, I am here to highly encourage you!

    1. Re:Don't hesitate to punch if you feel like it... by kfg · · Score: 1

      I would, but I can't afford to pay the license fee to the mob.

      KFG

    2. Re:Don't hesitate to punch if you feel like it... by seann · · Score: 1

      Jack Thompson, is that you?

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  24. At least there was one positive thing... by NormalVisual · · Score: 4, Insightful

    It seems there are actually examiners at the USPTO that are willing to call bullshit on a bogus patent. That offers a bit of encouragement.

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    1. Re:At least there was one positive thing... by kcbrown · · Score: 1
      It seems there are actually examiners at the USPTO that are willing to call bullshit on a bogus patent. That offers a bit of encouragement.

      Until one realizes, as with this fiasco, that such willingness isn't enough if the USPTO isn't willing to back them on it.

      I think the USPTO made it very clear today: they will approve any patent whatsoever, as long as it either doesn't conflict with a prior patent or the submitter has enough political clout (they'll ignore prior patents, too, if the submitter has enough influence).

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    2. Re:At least there was one positive thing... by Zordak · · Score: 1

      Every patent application is rejected the first time. It's pretty much standard procedure at the PTO. If your first office action on the merits isn't a rejection, you did something wrong and you're going to end up with a useless patent.

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  25. burn the lawyers by Brigadier · · Score: 3, Insightful


    This is all because the people who make money from patents are patent lawyers. The more stuff out there that can be patented then litigated for patent infringment the better. I agree the patent office sucks ass, Ive been trying to patent something without the help of a lawyer which is next to imposibble and it's all because they have complicated things beyond comprehension. To what extent I have no idea.

    1. Re:burn the lawyers by wikkiewikkie · · Score: 2, Funny

      Please, provide me with some more details about your patent idea and I will be glad to assist you.

  26. Open source software will still succeed. by CyricZ · · Score: 1

    Open source software, and business in general, will still succeed. It just won't be in the United States. Countries like France, Germany, Great Britain, Ireland, Italy, Australia, New Zealand, Japan, and even China will become the main hubs for open source development. The users there will benefit, while Americans become entangled in their web of patents.

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    1. Re:Open source software will still succeed. by RoadkillBunny · · Score: 1

      I don't think this only applies to open source. Just look at Japan and the cool things they come up with. I'm sure most of them violate several patents and that's why you can only get them in Japan. Why is this possible? It's because the Japanese don't give a crap about stupid US Laws.

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    2. Re:Open source software will still succeed. by Quantum+Skyline · · Score: 1

      I tend to highly disagree.

      Considering that the countries you listed before have agreements where a patent in one country is similarly enforceable in another, aside from a few semantics, a patent in the US might as well be a patent in Canada.

      Except China. They just don't care. Why would they when they have an economy of 1 billion people that's trying to keep up with the Jones'?

    3. Re:Open source software will still succeed. by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      Wrong. Software patents and business method patents are not allowed in Europe, so currently any such patents held in the US are not recognized there. Let's just hope the EU doesn't push through the proposed changes to their patent system to allow this silliness.

      This is similar to the Swiss banking system: if you have a Swiss bank account, the US FBI can issue requests for information on your account, but whether the request is granted depends on what law violation you have been charged with. If it's terrorism or some other law that Switzerland recognizes, they'll comply. But if it's tax evasion, they'll refuse because they don't recognize that as a crime.

    4. Re:Open source software will still succeed. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hate to burst your bubble, but all countries with FTAs with the US will implement the changes. It's part of the requirements when these countries sign the FTAs with the US. Therefore, countries like Britain, Australia, Singapore, Japan ( not sure about this ) etc ... will respect this change, in respect of Intellectual Property Rights.

  27. Hmm... patents worth bundles by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I think I'll patent:

    * The Quadratic Formula (and an algorithm to do it)
    * Newton's Method for Square Roots
    * 1+1 = 2

    Who cares about prior art? The USPTO doesn't, so this should sail through, lots of people will give me money for licenses, before I lose the court challenge.

    1. Re:Hmm... patents worth bundles by Scarletdown · · Score: 1

      Well, if you manage to patent 1+1=2, then I would simply declare 1+1=10, patent it, and give it freely to the public.

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    2. Re:Hmm... patents worth bundles by Coniptor · · Score: 1

      And that would conter the problem and help society so much.
      GEE Thanks!

  28. MOD PARENT TROLL by Lehk228 · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    link within linked artical is the goatse guy

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    1. Re:MOD PARENT TROLL by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      link within linked artical is the goatse guy

      Damn! This guy hides in every dark corner!

  29. For the benefit of those of us outside the USA by Andy_R · · Score: 1

    How often are the 'Patents Board' democratically elected, and for how long have they had the power to change the laws of the USA?

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    1. Re:For the benefit of those of us outside the USA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't know, I don't live in a democracy.

    2. Re:For the benefit of those of us outside the USA by pyrrhonist · · Score: 3, Informative
      How often are the 'Patents Board' democratically elected

      Th Board of Patent Appeals and Interferences is established under 35 U.S.C.

      The Administrative Patent Judges (who issued the opinion in the article) are appointed by the Under Secretary of Commerce for Intellectual Property and Director of the United States Patent and Trademark Office (i.e. "The Director"). The Administrative Patent Judges are regular employees of the patent office, and serve until they quit, retire, are removed, etc.

      The Director is appointed by the President.

      and for how long have they had the power to change the laws of the USA?

      They don't have the power to change the law. They have the power to interpret patent law, "on written appeal of an applicant". Note that the applicant can then take this issue to federal court after it is reviewed.

      In this case, the patent examiner rejected the patent claims of the applicant by arguing that they were outside the "technical arts". The patent applicant filed an appeal to the Board of Patent Appeals and Interferences. The case was reviewed by the Board and a majority (3 of 5) found that there is no test under the law for determining what "technological arts" covers. The minority argued that the meaning of "technological arts" is equivalent to the "useful arts" phrase in the US Constitution.

      The result of this is that a precedent has been set which determines that, "outside the technical arts", is not a justifiable reason under the law for rejecting patent claims.

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  30. Artist Conception of Flying Car tm by opencity · · Score: 1

    I worked on a job in the late 2000 where I was going to dummy technology that was already patented. They weren't even started on their project to .... which was going to be written in -insert buzzword (at the time Java Sandbox)- and I was coming on board to basically do a sketch of the whole thing in Flash 5 - but they had their patent.

    These days with much of the Genome patented procreation is a patent violation. So if I knock her up, there's a big-pharm lawyer that might sue.

    [-oblig Bush 41 bash] This mess stems (partially) from defunding the patent office in 1991(?) and making them hustle patents to make their budget. (mod troll for political ref)

    I'm working on a patent for 'an arrangement of Oxygen and Hydrogen with a ratio of 2 to 1'. Drink up.

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    1. Re:Artist Conception of Flying Car tm by civilizedINTENSITY · · Score: 1

      In my Business, Government, & Society class we covered this, and it appears you can patent anything living "up to but not including live birth human beings". Which means that knocking her up currently can't be a problem...well with violating patents.

    2. Re:Artist Conception of Flying Car tm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      These days with much of the Genome patented procreation is a patent violation.

      Actually there was an awe-inpiring case in Canada where pollen from a GM cornfield blew into an organic field. Take a wild guess what the outcome was.

      You were right if you guessed that the farmer was sued by Monsanto for illegal use of the genome. He lost and was forced to destroy his crop.

    3. Re:Artist Conception of Flying Car tm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They'll come after you if she miscarries, though.

  31. FYI by eclectro · · Score: 1

    Who's going to jump on the patent that eliminates the process for processing the elimination of patent requirements?

    What this means is anything can be patented now. Which means I'm going to get a patent on silly slashdot posting and you are gonna have to paypal me royalties.

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    1. Re:FYI by deathy_epl+ccs · · Score: 1

      Or just resort to trolling, since your patent would only cover SILLY posts. heheheheh

  32. A Good Thing? by slicer622 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Am I the only one who thinks this could go well for IP in the long run?

    If the patent office makes a blatantly terrible move like this one seems to be, its possible it could trigger a backlash that will get patent law fixed up properly. People talk about this with the Supreme Court as well - it might be better to overturn Roe v. Wade because it would so energize the choice crowd and maybe even motivate congressional action.

    Just something to consider.

    1. Re:A Good Thing? by JasonKChapman · · Score: 1
      Am I the only one who thinks this could go well for IP in the long run?

      No, you're not. The most interesting point comes from Judge Smith's dissent.

      Judge Smith dissented, arguing that the "technological arts" standard is simply the modern lexical equivalent to the phrase "useful arts" found in the US Constitution. He then argued that Congress does not have power to pass patent laws that expand beyond those "useful arts."

      This could actually force a court of appeals review. In fact, it may have been done with that as a final purpose. Let's face it, if a law or regulation has a loophole large enough to drive a car through, someone will try to drive a truck through it. If the circuit court doesn't fix this, it won't be long before it becomes a constitutional question and goes before the SCOTUS.

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    2. Re:A Good Thing? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I would agree if it weren't for the fact that every time something like this happens, we all in the back of our minds say "Surely somebody will notice *now* how stupid things have gotten"

      Then we watch yet another stupid piece of legislation make it worse. :-/

  33. Thanks, PTO, by Perp+Atuitie · · Score: 1

    for having the idiocy to provide one more good reason for a new American revolution. Or did you grant a patent on that, too? At the very least, it's time to just shut down the PTO and void all current patents. I mean, the current regime is against government interference in private business, right?

  34. Lazy Imbeciles by ewhac · · Score: 2, Insightful
    Great. These fools have effectively opened the door to patents on storyline plots.

    Anyone have a spare Senator they're not using?

    Schwab

    1. Re:Lazy Imbeciles by symbolic · · Score: 1

      God this is pure BS. Show me an original storyline, and I'll show you an alien race. Think of the implications here...if I write a story based on events that occurred in my life (or in the life of someone I've may know), it may be similar to the events in someone else's life, or perhaps even the events in another story. If that story happens to have been patented, I would not be able to produce a written work based on this experience!

      This guy is moving in entirely the wrong direction - instead of trying to acknowledge the effect of software patents, noting that they are poison, he tries to draw some vague similarity between software and storylines. Here's a clue BOTH IDEAS ARE TRASH, and the sooner they are set out on the curb for pickup, the better.

  35. This is total bullshit by andreMA · · Score: 5, Informative
    Article I, Section 8
    Clause 8: To promote the Progress of Science and useful Arts, by securing for limited Times to Authors and Inventors the exclusive Right to their respective Writings and Discoveries;

    USPTO has no authority outside the realm of "Science and useful Arts" and patents granted outside the scope of that allowed by the Constitution are illegal. Nor does it matter what Congress has to say about it; granting patents on things not meeting the prior test is not a power granted to the Federal Government.

    They "declined" to create a definition. Translation: we "chose" to ignore the law. Perhaps I'll "decline" to pay my taxes and see how that flies. Arrogant bastards; they need to be put against the wall.

    1. Re:This is total bullshit by hagbard5235 · · Score: 5, Informative

      In a sane world, you would be correct. But welcome to the wonderful world of Wickard v Filburn, brought to use by FDR's packed Supreme Court, where enumerated powers are no longer enumerated, and you might as well ignore the 9th and 10th ammendment to the constitution. Essentially, Wickard says the government can do pretty much anything under the commerce clause and the general welfare clause. In a sane world, one might argue that the only authority for granting pattents at all comes from Article I, Section 8, clause 8, but in FDRs bizaro world were we all live today, you can just as easily derive the authority to grant patents without restriction from the commerce clause under Wickard.

      Thank you FDR, nobody really needed liberty anyway!

    2. Re:This is total bullshit by cpt+kangarooski · · Score: 1

      No, just useful arts, actually. Science is the subject matter of copyright.

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    3. Re:This is total bullshit by Red+Flayer · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Does the patented process fall under "Science" or does it fall under "Useful Arts"?

      The court in question declined to create a standard for "Useful Arts" because that is not their responsibility -- the Congress should define Useful Arts, and the Courts could then apply that definition.

      One of the dissenting judges specifically asked for this.

      The three consenting judges did not, but typically when the court declines to establish some standard, they are implying that someone else has that responsibility.

      So all the people who are against "Activist Judges" should be happy.

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    4. Re:This is total bullshit by RickHunter · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Damn fucking right you should thank FDR. Without him, you'd be slaving away 7 days a week, 10 hours a day, in horrible conditions in the guts of some factory, and wouldn't live past 30. FDR gave America the workplace protections that allowed her to thrive through the middle of this century. Now that those protections are being rolled back again, everything is, of course, going all to hell.

      Here's news for you: there's nothing outside of science and useful arts. Business is a useful art. Economics is a science.

      A better argument against business method patents is that they do not serve the common good.

    5. Re:This is total bullshit by NetCow · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Business is a useful art.
      Agreed.
      Economics is a science.
      Agreed under reserve.
      BUT: Granted above, then
      A better argument against business method patents is that they do not serve the common good.
      define "common good", since you stated Economics is a science, patents are an economic issue, and you are trying to bring forth arguments.

    6. Re:This is total bullshit by Stealth+Potato · · Score: 2, Informative

      Interesting point; however, strictly speaking, "To promote the Progress of Science and useful Arts" is a prefatory declaration, and does not explicitly place any restriction on the text that follows. This is similar to the case of the Second Amendment to the Constitution - the prefatory clause does not restrict the operative clause.

    7. Re:This is total bullshit by aaronl · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Just because he did one thing correctly does not make everything he did correct. The workplace and labor laws were coming anyway. However, for FDR's signature on that, we also ended up with a lot of terrible programs, such as welfare and Social Security. While we aren't working 7 days a week and 10 hours a day, we *are* working 5 days and 8 hours a day for 60 years, and the majority of people in the country barely keep their heads above water in the process. Add to that the high taxation that everyone endures, and it's pretty messy. We have an unstable currency (see Federal Reserve and the gold standard). We have tremendous numbers of people working for government instead of in private sector. And then there's the fact that even parts of the labor reform have been bad for the country...

      No, FDR was not a good thing, and we shouldn't thank him for all the harm he caused.

    8. Re:This is total bullshit by TooMuchEspressoGuy · · Score: 1
      Yep! Now over one third of my income goes to the government to finance wonderful projects that I'll never benefit from at several times the cost as it would be to a private industry.

      And let's not forget the wonderful inventions of social security and welfare, so that I'm forced to pay even MORE of my hard-earned cash to other people!

      Oh, and finally, there was that wonderful little war that he got us into. Hooray for American soldiers dying abroad, all because FDR provoked an attack on Pearl Harbor!

      See? I can make generalizations that sound good, too!

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      Many Bothans died to bring you this sig.
    9. Re:This is total bullshit by s!mon · · Score: 1

      Except Wickard v. Filburn has been severely limited in Lopez v. ??? and US v. Morrison. In Morrison, Congress made violence against women a federal crime because it had significant (BILLIONS of $) effect on the economy. Rehnquist found that violence against women was not economic and congress did not have the authority under the commerce clause to regulate violence against women. Gonzalez v. Raich does undermine some of Lopez and Morrison, but it all comes down to the next justices vote because each decision was 5-4, with 2 justices from the majority of each case (O'Connor and Rehnquist) stepping down. (Note: Gonzalez was unique because it dealt with medicinal marijuana, so Kennedy and Scalia switched sides to allow federal regulation)

      Also, Wickard set the stage for another case that allowed for national labor standards (ie, no child labor). Imagine the horror, suddenly you can't have a child of 12 years old working because its illegal. Don't you feel ashamed of such a case?

    10. Re:This is total bullshit by RexRhino · · Score: 2, Insightful

      How did FDR give us workplace protection? He is part of the executive branch, and so he should not have any constitutional power to make laws?

      But even if I assume your assumption is true, and labor unions and direct action by working people had nothing to do with it, and the work week for most people wasn't already 40 hours a week at the time the "fair labor standards act" was made a law, and instead the 40 hour work week was a glorious gift dropped into our lap by a member of the millioniare ruling class, what does that have to do with FDRs disasterous effect on the government, including things that effect the patent laws?

      FDR did so many horrible things: he approved rounding up people and putting them into concentration camps because of their race, and turned the U.S., who was comitted to being neutral and staying out of wars, into the worlds most vast and powerful war machine which has continued to this day. He installed government censorship and control of the media that we couldn't even imagine even in these days of G. W. Bush (some may say "it was only because of the war", but his own records show he wanted all waretime controls to be permanent)... and he forced millions into the military service without their concent.

      And, as it relates to this topic, his supreme court justices who he stacked into the court, so broadly defined "interstate commerce" and the governments regulation that there isn't anything that the government can't do in the name of "interstate commerce". So, if a corporation wants to patent a buisness model, or human DNA, or things like that that are clearly an absolute abuse of the patent system, the government is free to enforce those rediculous laws because any restrictions on the government were abandoned with FDR.

      FDR was a facist monster, probably the closest thing the U.S. ever had to a dictator. He was a racist, totalitarian thug, not much different than the facisism in Europe that he was against.

    11. Re:This is total bullshit by sco08y · · Score: 1

      Without him, you'd be slaving away 7 days a week, 10 hours a day, in horrible conditions in the guts of some factory

      Maybe you would, but I have this thing called an "education."

    12. Re:This is total bullshit by sco08y · · Score: 1

      So all the people who are against "Activist Judges" should be happy.

      Funny you should say that because my first thought was surprise that the judge was respecting the authority of the legislative branch...

    13. Re:This is total bullshit by Breakfast+Pants · · Score: 1

      Lopez didn't change anything or Lessig would have handily won his case before the court (Eldred v. Ashcroft). The case was similar. The result was not.

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    14. Re:This is total bullshit by Jinxyjeanes · · Score: 1

      "Business is a useful art."

      There may well be an art to business and it may well be useful. However, I fail to see how a money making process can be considered art.

    15. Re:This is total bullshit by bug1 · · Score: 1

      So let me get a grasp on this..

      You say Buisness is art, and economics is science.

      So therefore; universities should transfer the buisness subjects to the art department with the exception of economics which should go to the science department.

      I think you need to go outside and talk to some real people.

    16. Re:This is total bullshit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Lopez didn't change anything or Lessig would have handily won his case before the court (Eldred v. Ashcroft). The case was similar. The result was not.

      The court didn't even address Lessig's key argument. The court (after several justices signed sizable book deals with the defendants. Clarence Thomas, for example received $1 million from newscorp only one week before the court issued its ruling.) simply said it is not their job to interpret the constitution's requirement that copyright must promote the progress of science and the useful arts. That is for congress to do.

      The court's opinion would have been the same regardless of the commerce clause.

    17. Re:This is total bullshit by Breakfast+Pants · · Score: 1

      I'm not saying it wouldn't be the same regardless of the commerce clause. I'm saying if they followed the logic they did in interpreting the commerce clause in Lopez they would have applied that same process to the "limited times" clause in Eldred. You are correct though, they didn't address Lessig's key argument, which was put forth almost solely because of Lopez.

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    18. Re:This is total bullshit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm unclear about what you mean when you say the "gold standard."

      Aren't we off of that? I know that we have Fort Knox, but dollars no longer say "Silver Certificate" nor to my knowledge is the US Dollar anything but "fiat money" primarily propped up by foreign investors (esp. Asian ones) while we have the massive trade defeceit...

      IANAEconomist.

    19. Re:This is total bullshit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      When you came to that final conclusion I had thought you might have put forward some supporting evidence in the preceding paragraph. Boy, was I wrong! You think Social Security is a terrible program? Glad you are on Bush's side. He needs the support, as the vast majority of Americans disagree with you. High taxation? Compared to what country? You think the U.S. has anything resembling high taxation? I'd like to smoke some of your doobage, fucking pothead. People working for government?! Oh, Heavens!! Whatever will we do?!!!! Man, you blow me. Literally and figuratively.

      Don't you have some science to go deny -- like evolution? 'Cause you sure seem not to be putting your scant abilities to use on this messageboard.

      Btw, citations to things you heard on Rush Limbaugh's show is not a good way to win an argument. Have you thanked a Republican lately for McCarthyism?

    20. Re:This is total bullshit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No. Useful arts is found in the Constitution. It is specifically up to the court hearing a patent issue to come up with a definition for that Constitutional term. By not doing so this court abbrogated its responsbility.

    21. Re:This is total bullshit by aaronl · · Score: 1

      I know I'm feeding a troll, but screw it, this is too blatently foolish to not respond. No, I'm not a Bush supporter. Just because I think the Democrats are outright crazy wrong does not immediately mean that I'm a Republican. I think they are the same thing, and that they're both wrong.

      First off, the Federal in the US is supposed to be minute. It is anything but, given that it has nearly total control of the operation of the country and economy. That is the opposite of the way the Constitution was written for it to work. Social Security is a flop of a pyramid scheme. There aren't enough people paying in to make it work, and besides, if people were suckling on the teat of the Federal, they would have substantially more money to invest and prepare for their eventual retirement, well, if they wanted to retire. Social Security limits freedom and remove substantial money from people's pockets. Most people don't have the choice of opting out of the system.

      For a little perspective, government employees don't pay into Social Security. Did you know that? Probably not, since you're obviously blasting my observation with no support and heavily biased (and easily disproven) opinion.

      The US taxes well over 50% of citizens' income. That is horrendous. I don't care what other countries do, because I think they are wrong, too. I live in the US and I care about what *my* country does, and whether I think *my* country is doing it wrong. If Belgium is doing it differently, for example, fine, that is their decision and those citizens can sort it out.

      Try calming down your anger and stop lashing out at people who disagree with you. It shows you to be infantile.

    22. Re:This is total bullshit by aaronl · · Score: 1

      The way currency became handled by the Federal Reserve was not a good thing. There are a lot of people that think that currency that isn't worth it's value on it's own is a bad thing. They maintain that we should only be coining money out of precious metals. I don't go that far. I feel that the currency is acceptable as long as it is absolutely backed by an equivalent amount of valuable substance.

      The Gold Standard kept the currency limited and directly backed with something with real value. Taking our currency off the gold standard allowed for out of control printing and massive inflation. The government was able to print money so that it could spend it as needed. That meant that at any given time, the amount of currency in circulation could, for example, double.

      Your right, US currency is fiat money. That makes it only worth as much as the US can convince people it is worth. It does not make for a stable currency, as evidenced by the heavy inflation that US currency sees. If we remained on the Gold Standard, we would at least have to acquire more precious metal to back the increased printing of currency.

      One of the other things that was important about the Standard was that you were able to redeem paper money for its equivalent in precious metals. It allowed for more security in the currency.

    23. Re:This is total bullshit by aaronl · · Score: 1

      Quick correction, that was supposed to be "if people *WEREN'T* suckling".

    24. Re:This is total bullshit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Perspective? Are you on Crack? I worked for the Federal Government for six years. Every month I would look at my pay-stub and see that once again FICA had nabbed a chunk of my pay-check. Now what you might be referring to is a special provision that some states make for their employees. These provisions allow the State employees to pay in to a State Social Security program instead of the Federal Social Security system. But they still have to pay. Death and taxes my friend...

    25. Re:This is total bullshit by aaronl · · Score: 1

      I'm working for government right now. I definitely don't have FICA taken out of my check, and I don't pay into a State program. I pay into a regional (non-State) retirement pension system. That amount is significantly less than what I would be paying with FICA, and the benefits are much improved.

      Now I agree that right now I can't avoid paying into *some* retirement system. That doesn't make it right, and I can easily to better than what return I'll get from that money. A conservative private investment would get me 15% returns, where as this program returns only 8% on their investments. That is much better than what SSI pays, at least.

    26. Re:This is total bullshit by CFrankBernard · · Score: 1

      Do a search on 12 USC 95 A and B when on March 1933 FDR ammended the Trading of the Enemy Act of 1917 to include the citizens of the bankrupt U.S. and gave Executive Order powers to himself and to subsequent Presidents who declare a State of Emergency.

  36. This is fairly logical by Sanity · · Score: 5, Insightful
    This is a logical decision, the mistake was made years ago when courts stopped asking the question of why patents should be permissible in some fields but not in others. The current doctrine seems to be that if money can be made with it, then it should be patentable.

    Taking this doctrine to its logical extreme may, unfortunately, be the only way to force people to recognise how flawed it is. In that regard, this may be a useful decision.

    1. Re:This is fairly logical by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting
      Taking this doctrine to its logical extreme may, unfortunately, be the only way to force people to recognise how flawed it is. In that regard, this may be a useful decision.

      Point well made. Is it possible there are sane people working within the patent office with the muscle to push the existing regulations to an irrational and unsupportable conclusion? It may be there are those in the patent office who know how deeply flawed it is and are working to make the flaw(s) obvious to the public, the courts and the government.

    2. Re:This is fairly logical by g2devi · · Score: 1

      > This is a logical decision, the mistake was made years ago when courts
      > stopped asking the question of why patents should be permissible
      > in some fields but not in others.

      Is is really the logical next step? If you take any doctrine to it's extreme, you'll nearly always end up with issues. For instance, nearly every health guide will tell you that drinking lots of water (with the appropriate electrolytes) is good for your health. If the "If some is good, more is better" doctrine holds, it must be true that drowning is good for your health.

      If a mistake was made in the past, the logical decision is to fix the problem by *adding* missing contraints, not make it worse by *removing* existing constraints.

    3. Re:This is fairly logical by belroth · · Score: 1
      For instance, nearly every health guide will tell you that drinking lots of water (with the appropriate electrolytes) is good for your health. If the "If some is good, more is better" doctrine holds, it must be true that drowning is good for your health.
      You may find it instructive to consider the difference between "drinking" and "breathing" :-)
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    4. Re:This is fairly logical by g2devi · · Score: 1

      > You may find it instructive to consider the difference between "drinking" and "breathing" :-)

      Exactly what I was talking about. The missing constraint is that "drinking must not interfere with breathing or any other bodily function that is vital to life.".

      For the patent system, the missing constraint is "it must help more than it hurts".

      Without this contraint, the patent system would eventually fall apart, no matter what patent doctrine you follow. For instance, if you believe that the sole criteria for patenting is "if money can be made with it, then it should be patentable", you'll have to face the fact that when you patent an idea, you're creating a "middle man" on use of the idea, a "middle man" for negotiating the patent license red tape, and a "middle man" beaurocracy for keeping track of the number of times the patent is used. Each middle man adds a cost to the creation of a product and thus *reduces the money* that can be made. If I patented "the use of a white space in a patent application", I'd make loads of money (satisfying the "money talks" doctrine), but nearly all other patent holder would lose money (directly contradicting the "money talks" doctrine).

  37. Re:Not Sure How Big this Really I by ZachPruckowski · · Score: 1

    Well, in that case, I'm patenting "making online forum posts to avoid working". Just so you know, I take my royalties in cash, check, and hot girls roughly my age (18).

  38. Patent Cartels by PktLoss · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Hrmm, Though honestly I don't see removing a restriction the department isn't able to define or legally defend as a big deal, recent trends are worrysome. I can see a future where companies pay regular fees to some cartel for protection from patent related lawsuits. At first there will be numerous small cartels kicking around, fighting each other for business, suing each others 'clients', over time the biggest bankroll will prevail and a patent protection fee will become a regular part of doing business.

  39. Burp! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You saved a poor troll from starvation. Thank you, I haven't had eaten anything since this mail was sent last Wednesday!

  40. This is stupid... by the_skywise · · Score: 2, Funny

    Essentially the ruling states that ANY process regardless of whether or not it's performed using a device or results IN a device.

    IE, I can now patent my process for making hamburgers into meat balls.

    Or to dial a phone.

    Or the methodology behind replying to a slashdot post. (NOT the code for doing so, the *idea* behind a posting forum.)

  41. Software is not patentable... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Its provable and it also shows there is fraud going on in high places.

    As such abstract ideas have long been internationally accepted as not being patentable.

  42. say this 20 time real fast by P3NIS_CLEAVER · · Score: 1, Funny

    In Soviet Russia patent technological arts requirement rejects YOU!

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  43. Think patenting of plot twists in movies by NigelJohnstone · · Score: 1

    Imagine you have a plot twist of a television program themes, now that they can be patented, you can expect those TV guys to apply for patents. Previously that wouldn't get past the door and so didn't try, now the court is saying they can apply.

    Same with photo compositions, painting themes, unusual musical chord twists, drawing styles, colour compositions...
    Note the limit on what is accepted as prior art, mean it will be next to impossible to refuse any patent request in any area now.

    "I do not have numbers, but I am willing to take a guess the number of Business Method patents allowed to date is quite low."

    Most of the software patents seem like business methods to me, 1 click ordering for example. There's little difference.

    1. Re:Think patenting of plot twists in movies by buckhead_buddy · · Score: 1

      I won't steal your thunder as many of the things you wrote of were the things that came to my mind when I read the links in this post and commentary. But since you beat me to the submit button, I'll post mine as a follow-up to yours. Three Act Story Structure Variants The long used outline of popular movies, genre fiction, and short stories. While the classic structure itself may not be patentable, variations from the "traditional" structure could be attempted. Someone patenting a science-fiction structure, or a wild-west structure, etc. I'd expect the comic book companies to take plot structure variants and get patents for a DC house structure, a Watchmen story structure, a treadmilll continuity structure and unlike trademarks (aka "house art styles") they don't actually have to be used to stay enforced. Say goodbye to being able to write creatively without a legal representation. Presentation Variants I've already heard before this ruling of some technical publishers pursuing patents on methods of e-document distribution and design. One design house I'm familiar with was patenting their variable resoultion layouts to accomodate European and American paper, their formats for their "tip" boxes on the page to "stand out", and their styling of words used in computer code uniquely from styles of regular book text. If those sorts of patents were already in the system, look out now for graphic designers patenting their unique page layout designs (such as in "Print" magazine or a coffee table art book). Let's hope this doesn't go as far as Manga and comics page layouts but I can't really see why it wouldn't if justifications could be assembled and the legal fees paid. Fonts and Typefaces Traditionally fonts and typefaces have struggled for even just copyright protection. I'd expect patent attempts on artistic expressions of certain bezier curves for issues of clarity, simplicity of implementation, ink conservation, attention drawing, and all sorts of other justifications people use for picking one font versus another. And the bigger font houses definitely have the lawyers and fees, they just need to get the law to agree with their threat letters.

    2. Re:Think patenting of plot twists in movies by NigelJohnstone · · Score: 2, Informative

      " I won't steal your thunder " Before you were stealing my intellectual property, now you're stealing my thunder? Thats *my* thunder you're taking their buddy. :)

      More seriously:
      "bezier curves for issues of clarity, simplicity of implementation, ink conservation"
      Thats damn close to the drawing a graph example the judges based their thinking on. Steal away.

      Only tangentially related to this, have you seen this patent:
      http://patft.uspto.gov/netacgi/nph-Parser?u=/netah tml/srchnum.htm&Sect1=PTO1&Sect2=HITOFF&p=1&r=1&l= 50&f=G&d=PALL&s1=6767433.WKU.&OS=PN/6767433&RS=PN/ 6767433

      For a solar still:
      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Solar_still

      This company received a patent on the solar still in 2004:
      http://www.solaqua.com/solstilbas.html

      I think USA has almost no prior art test at all, and no non-obvious test, this is a train wreck just waiting to be patented.

  44. Patents on General Knowledge by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    Now class, please turn your books to the section on "Integral Calculus". This class has been liscensed and authorized by Megacorp - holders of patents on the power rule. Please note that any integrals referencing the trigonometric functions must also credit the proper patent holder. sin = George Smith, cos = Megacorp, tan = Umbrella Corp. For a list of all current patent holders on Mathematics please reference "How Freaking Retarded Can We Be (2010 Edition)". Always pay your liscense fees! No calculation without compensation. Or was that "No taxation without representation"?

  45. Maybe They Broke It in Order to Fix It by quantax · · Score: 2, Interesting

    This seems so ridiculous, that I wonder whether this is was purposefully done to force people to reform patent laws. Sometimes you need to utterly break something before people will notice that it was broken to start with. This is the most benign interpretation I can see as otherwise, it seems to be lacking in sense.

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    1. Re:Maybe They Broke It in Order to Fix It by alphaFlight · · Score: 1

      I think you are on to something. In law school I was a law clerk at a state administrative court. The administrative law judges would frequently pose their opinions in a way to grab the attention of the reviewing appellate courts. Unlike elected or appointed judges, ALJs are salaried civil servants who don't receive a high degree of respect in the legal community. Getting the first stab at changing the law is about the most exciting aspect of an ALJ's job. It was noted that the Board made the decision precedent. So even if this particular individual doesn't appeal the decision to the federal circuit, some future losing party likely will.

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  46. AKA the 2005 Lawer Full-Employment Act by Tominva1045 · · Score: 1



    From "Get The Big Money Shovel": Appendix Z

    If the wayward attorney (insert your name here) is running low on billable hours, take full legal advantage of this further confused process to:

    A) Offer the service of filling out confusing paperwork and then..

    B) Committ legal extortion by threatening to sue for something with an overt willingness to settle out of court for a fraction of the costs and..

    C) Offer to assist your wayward counterpart (insert attorney of company being sued) in writing settlement agreement stating the equivalent of "..company X agrees to pay company Y (insert long integer here) if Company Y agrees not to discuss amounts in public and Company X is permitted to state no allegations were proven..."

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  47. "We decline to create one." by Mistshadow2k4 · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Funny. As the Patent Board itself, I'd have thought that was part of their job. Maybe not.

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    1. Re:"We decline to create one." by ajakk · · Score: 1

      Perhaps defining what can and cannot be patented is the legislature's job. Enforcing what can and cannot be patented is the PTO's job.

    2. Re:"We decline to create one." by arkanes · · Score: 2, Informative

      The legislature has delegated the job of deciding what the requirements for patents are to the PTO. Thats why the patent office gets to decide if business patents are okay or not, or whether you need to actually implement something before you can patent it, or whether or not you can implement living things.

    3. Re:"We decline to create one." by Mistshadow2k4 · · Score: 1

      Ah. Well, forgive me for being redundant for stating what other posters have, but if it's the legislature's job to define what can and can't be patented, then the whole system really has gone to Hell in a handbasket. I can easily imagine every 2-bit company trying to patent something they copied off of another developer. It'll be like a shark feeding frenzy.

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  48. Drop the duration to 7 years by Reality+Master+201 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    It's become clear that since the patent office is willing to let anyone patent anything with very minimal checking on validity that patents will effectively end productivity and innovation in the US (and everywhere that has an enforcement treaty with the US). So either we cripple our economy and technological advancement or we modify patents so they don't strangle innovation. So ditch them or limit the duration to a more reasonable timeframe (given the current rate of advancement).

    1. Re:Drop the duration to 7 years by wildsurf · · Score: 3, Insightful

      So ditch them or limit the duration to a more reasonable timeframe (given the current rate of advancement).

      Just last week I was granted a patent, from an application I submitted to the USPTO in February 2001. That's four and a half years. Somehow I think the timeframe of patent examination/acceptance would also have to be reduced, if 7-year patents are to be in any way meaningful. I do however agree that 7 years is a much more reasonable duration than 17 years, for software-related patents.

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    2. Re:Drop the duration to 7 years by Reality+Master+201 · · Score: 1

      Yeah. Basically, there's no particuarly good way I can think of to fix the problems in the system. It seems to be a good idea to allow people to make money off of legitimately novel creations, but on the other hand, the whole patent system has become a weapon for companies to use against each other. And then there's companies that do nothing but acquire patents and sue people that make products that might somehow infringe, which strikes me as just about the opposite of what was intended when the government was given the power to grant patents in the constitution. Speeding up the approval process will only exacerbate the abuse, I'd think. Maybe there'd be a disincentive to get patents since they'd be short lived, or maybe there'd be companies getting tons of them for short term use against competetors. Meh. It all sucks.

  49. Re:Not Sure How Big this Really I by Se7enLC · · Score: 1

    I put files in my filing cabinet in the order that the first letter of the file appears in the American English alphabet. Can I patent that business process?

  50. What? Re:Not Sure How Big this Really Is by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I could have sworn that every angle gets exploi... er... explored.

    Generally, the submitter knows the issue being patented within an application and it is up to the examiner to decifer it. If the examiner catches on and rejects the application, just rehash the text and resubmit.

    Patent lawyers wouldn't waste their time.

    No such thing as wasting one's time here. It's all about wasting other people's time.

    1. Re:What? Re:Not Sure How Big this Really Is by Red+Flayer · · Score: 1

      "No such thing as wasting one's time here. It's all about wasting other people's time."

      Depends. For indivuals, sure, they are hiring a patent lawyer, although much of the time it's a flat fee for the application, so it becomes a lawyer-time issue.

      For corporations, a lot of the patent law is handled in-house, or under retainer, so again, lawyer-time becomes important.

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  51. What are you smoking? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Lehk228, are you trolling, drunk, smoking crack or some combination thereof? The link in the email linked to in the gp post is an article in the Jakarta Post about Indonesian mullahs issuing a fatwa claiming that use of Intellectual Property without the right to do so is a sin.

    I'm posting anonymously because I have mod points and I am using one of them to try to undo moderation of the idiotic mods you have encouraged to pointlessly mod down an AC. In fact, I have three mod points left, and because you are such a prick, I am going over your history and modding down your last three comments. Enjoy!

  52. World greatest answer! by 9Nails · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I submit the parent for the Worlds greatest answer prize. Not only is the parent dead on, but their answer reflects the kind of half-ass journalism that we've become accustomed to. A journalism in which the reader isn't expected to actually read the article. A journalism in which no question will be answered and where diagrams are appropriate, none will be provided. And... ahh screw it, nobody is really going to read this any way!

  53. Harvey Birdman - Full-Employment Act by ebooher · · Score: 2, Interesting

    From "Get The Big Money Shovel": Appendix Z

    This makes me chuckle mostly because I saw Harvey Birdman last night. I don't know if it was a repeat or not, but the episode was basically one of those "Welcome to Company X" promotional training videos. "How to do your job" "Why we're here" "Company History" all that.

    Every time they showed Sebben he had an ever larger pile of money until at the very end of it he was neck deep in cash with swimsuited women on pool floats.

    And for those of you that think Geeks and Animation can not possibly be interrelated and have never seen Harvey Birdman, the joke behind the series is he's a lawyer willing to take on the case of the "little" `Toon.

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  54. You just wasted two modpoints! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Even if you post anonymously (by checking the "post anonymously" box), it still undoes your moderations. What you need to do instead is click logout (or just throw away your Slashdot cookies).

    Fortunately, your two Offtopic moderation to the 2 Lehk228 comments posted to the Royal Society Issues IP Charter story still stand.

  55. my stuff is poetry compared to your sh*t by milktoastman · · Score: 0, Troll

    You don't have what it takes, bot boy.

  56. So by Ranger · · Score: 1

    Is that good or bad?

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    1. Re:So by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, no. The correct meme is "is it good, or is it whack?".

  57. Patents on literary plots by Christian+Engstrom · · Score: 5, Interesting
    At least we know who will go for the patent for acquiring patents on movie plots. It'll be these enterprising young lawyers.

    This decision is quite funny. A couple of months ago, Slashdot was running a story about a piece by Richard Stallman where he made the analogy with the works of Victor Hugo being covered by patents on literary plots. Then there were some posters who thought Dr. Stallman was making an absurd comparison, and that patents on literature would never happen.

    Well, well...

    Meanwhile, in Europe, we have chosen another road. After the victory on July 6, when the European Parliament rejected the software directive, we now have a chance to get one of our activists to win the title "European of the Year" in an open Internet poll organized by a big business magazine.

    Please feel free to go to NoSoftwarePatents.com for instructions on how to vote, while you contemplate this latest madness by the US patent establishment.

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    1. Re:Patents on literary plots by BorgCopyeditor · · Score: 1

      A.W.E.S.O.M.E.-O.: Umm...OK...how about this? Adam Sandler is, like, in love with some girl.

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    2. Re:Patents on literary plots by forty7 · · Score: 1

      At least we know who will go for the patent for acquiring patents on movie plots. It'll be these enterprising young lawyers.

      This decision is quite funny. A couple of months ago, Slashdot was running a story about a piece by Richard Stallman where he made the analogy with the works of Victor Hugo being covered by patents on literary plots. Then there were some posters who thought Dr. Stallman was making an absurd comparison, and that patents on literature would never happen.

      Well, well...


      Just to play devil's advocate with regard to literary plot patents...

      According to the website you linked, Knight and Associates are working to get utility patents for storylines. [Their premise is, put mildy, a bunch of crap, but whatever.] I have no idea if they've been successful yet, but it doesn't matter much. Their argument is that copyright is unsuitable to protect storylines, and therefore utility patents should be used. Here's where it gets interesting.

      In the US (and probably many other places), copyright terms are Life+70. Also in the US, utility patents expire after... 20 years, fully 8 years less than the so-called "Founder's copyright," and, IMO, certainly long enough for any legitimate use of "Intellectual Property" law.

      Granted, this would likely change very, very quickly --- but, then again, maybe not. And if literary patents are a means to this end, well, I could probably accept it. Not agree, but accept.

    3. Re:Patents on literary plots by OohAhh · · Score: 1

      So what? This wouldn't be a replacement for copyright, but an addition to it. Copyright would still exist on the specific work. There would also be patent "protection" on the plot ideas contained in it. There would then be no remotely similar works for a period of 20 years, unless the other authors or publishers were willing to pay license fees.

    4. Re:Patents on literary plots by ozmanjusri · · Score: 1

      There would then be no remotely similar works for a period of 20 years

      So, no copycat movies, No Hollywood plagiarising itself, no outright theft and "localising" of overseas TV series and movies, and no thousand variations of the same reality TV garbage that infests every channel?

      Where do I sign?

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    5. Re:Patents on literary plots by deblau · · Score: 1

      The subject of the decision is 35 U.S.C. 101, which covers what subject matter can be patented. You could conceivably patent strawberry lima-bean hollandaise sauce. No joke. It would qualify as a "new and useful . . . composition of matter," assuming the rest of the statutory provisions are met. On the other hand, apparently crustless peanut butter and jelly sandwiches aren't patentable.

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  58. I'm really starting to believe by ScrewMaster · · Score: 1

    that the Technological Arts require the elimination of the U.S. Patent and Trademark Office.

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  59. Mod parent +5 funny! by Locke2005 · · Score: 3, Insightful
    Economics is a science.

    Funniest damn thing I've heard all day!

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  60. Are you making minimum wage? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Neither am I.

    Neither are most people in America; median employees are paid twice what federal law requires. Is that done out of the goodness of employers' hearts? No, employers are just paying what they have to pay to get workers - just like they offer whatever hours they have to and whatever working conditions they have to. It's ridiculous to think that the same employees who currently laugh off $5.15 an hour jobs wouldn't laugh twice as hard at 70-hour-a-week deathtrap job offers. Making the latter as legal as the former wouldn't change that a bit.

    Don't get me wrong - having a President who cares about workers rights' isn't such a bad thing, but FDR isn't responsible for my working conditions, supply and demand are. Increase the supply of jobs (as when the accumulation of wealth allowed the US to industrialize) and job offers get better. Increase the demand for jobs (as when global trade allows citizens of poorer nations to compete in previously American markets) and job offers get worse. Increase the supply of jobs again (as those poorer nations themselves industrialize) and job offers get better again. Decrease the supply again (as more jobs which required labor and capital can be automated to require just capital) and job offers will get worse again.

    It's possible for governments to royally screw this process up (check out the monetary policy and trade policy that turned a recession into the Great Depression for one example), but it's not easy for them to make it better. That's one of the major benefits of federalism: (what - I'm back on topic?) we recognize that sooner or later any government will screw things up, and when that happens it's easier to move to a different state than to move to a different country.

    1. Re:Are you making minimum wage? by Adammil2000 · · Score: 1

      In 2004, of those paid by the hour, 520,000 were reported as earning exactly $5.15, the prevailing Federal minimum wage, and another 1.5 million were reported earning wages below the minimum. Together, these 2.0 million workers with wages at or below the minimum made up 2.7 percent of all hourly-paid workers.

      So this means to me that minimum wage ensures that about 2.7 million Americans do not end up as slaves. Earning minimum wage is not a problem for most of America, but it certainly makes lives better for a few million and I think it is ultimately worth the extra buck or two for a cheeseburger.

  61. I have an idea of a patent by dayton967 · · Score: 1

    How about creating a patent for the US Government, then you can take them to court over patent infringements

  62. A Fucking Patent by TiggertheMad · · Score: 1
    ...how it was that wrestlers could have "patented moves."

    And since we can now patent thing like that, I'm going to patent 'fucking', and become the richest person on the planet. Or, perhaps I'll refuse to issue licenses, and I'll be the only person on th planet that all the fine ladies can get down with....

    (Queue the bad porno music here)

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    1. Re:A Fucking Patent by Scarletdown · · Score: 1

      But if you refuse to issue liscences, then all those fine ladies you will be with will be fucking illegally? What would be a suitable penalty for that? Spank them, perhaps? O:)

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    2. Re:A Fucking Patent by Lirvon · · Score: 1
      And since we can now patent thing like that, I'm going to patent 'fucking', and become the richest person on the planet. Or, perhaps I'll refuse to issue licenses, and I'll be the only person on th planet that all the fine ladies can get down with....
      I know this is a joke, but it might actually be possible to patent specific `positions'. Enough position patents, and you could probably force the pornography industry to pay royalties. Not to mention that a portfolio of sex patents might actually be enough to convince some politicians that the patent system is broken.
    3. Re:A Fucking Patent by jZnat · · Score: 1

      And since we can now patent thing like that, I'm going to patent 'fucking', and become the richest person on the planet.

      Well, I don't know if you'd become rich at all from that patent. In fact, you'd probably owe money for the patent lawyers.

      Oh wait, do you mean fucking in general, or Slashdot fucking?

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  63. Dumb step backward by spun · · Score: 3, Insightful

    As a liberal, I would have to say that protection of human rights is governments' sole legitimate role. Property is a social concept, without society there would be no need for the concept of property. By owning property, you are stealing the opportunity to use that property from everyone else, most of whom would never grant you that right without some recompense. For the privelege of private ownership of anything, you owe a debt to everyone. Private property is not a right, it is a privelege granted to the individual by society.

    All "intellectual property" is based on ideas freely granted to the individual by society. The individual owes society for the ideas that sparked the innovation. Processes and other abstract things should never be patentable because doing so does not benefit society. It does not protect innovation at all.

    Collective property is at least as valid as private property, and given the right control structure it is as feasible to maintain collectively as it is privately. In fact, one could argue the opposite of the tragedy of the commons, saying that an individual owner would always find it easier to profit from a resource in a destructive fashion and then move on than a collective owner of the same resource. Collective ownership is far more natural to the human mind than private ownership. Witness the fact that most "primitive" (as we in the west see them) societies have little conception of private ownership.

    I postulate that you and people like you benefit from private ownership in an unfair fashion and that you cling to the myth of the benefits of private ownership in order to justify your ego-based worldview and your position of power and privilege rather than from an real and logically arrived at conclusion that it truely benefits the collection of individuals known as society the most.

    Yes, this post is slightly trollish but hey, wouldn't you conservatives and libertarians out there rather point out how foolish and knee-jerk my post is rather than mod me down? After all, if my arguments are so knee-jerk, they should be pretty easy to refute, right?

    However, if you want to mod me down for using a sixty seven word, paragraph-long run on sentence, be my guest.

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    1. Re:Dumb step backward by Serendipity79 · · Score: 1

      Energy can not be created nor destroyed, only transformed from one form to another - Basically there is nothing new in this world.

      So - Every time you patent something you are patenting a pre-existing form of energy. It is not new, and nothing you did or will ever do will make this new. It is simply another sign of a decaying society where people are trying to make more and benefit themselves more by taking advantage of others.

      Nice going.

    2. Re:Dumb step backward by bersl2 · · Score: 1

      Collective ownership is far more natural to the human mind than private ownership.

      That the human mind is often not in control is the reason for private property. If you have ever lived in a communal environment, you would know this. Individuals have times where they cause externalities (e.g., damaging collective property), some individuals are always causing externalities, and nobody ever---EVER!---wants to clean the bathrooms; and I don't even want to start about the mystery owner of the facial (or worse) hair clogging the drain in the shower. Everyone (well, mostly everyone) wants the group property undamaged, but everyone also has different priorities and cares for different things.

      But ideas, of course, do not have the same (ahem) properties as physical property (e.g., use appreciates them, rather than depreciates), which is why the Tragedy of the Commons doesn't exist for them. In fact, this opposite you mention is the case for ideas, for use of them requires the human mind.

    3. Re:Dumb step backward by spun · · Score: 1

      Nothing is new, but there are novel arangements of old things. Thus patents and trademarks are not entirely without merit. But it's not about rewarding a particular individual, it's about what's best for all individuals as a whole. Rewarding innovation encourages people to share their innovations, which benefits the greatest number.

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    4. Re:Dumb step backward by spun · · Score: 1

      I would say instead that private ownership means an individual is free to profit from the destruction of a resource, invest their plunder in ownership of a new resource and move on, leaving the world a poorer place. Collective and democratic control of a resource encourages real stewrdeship far more effectively than private ownership. A group has a far more difficult time moving on than an individual.

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  64. Even better by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Patent the photography and filming of nude women born after 1990. There is no (legal) prior art, and once the patent is awarded, you'll own the adult industry.

  65. Re:Not Sure How Big this Really I by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Woohoo!

    I'm gonna patent me a TPS report so I never have to fill out another one ever again! I'll just make the licensing fees too high for my employer to afford.

  66. Patent my dump methodology? by wardk · · Score: 1

    someone should patent the most widely used method of taking a dump.

    then all toilet makers would be forced to put meters on for the royalties.

    after about 5 years some politician somewhere would wonder what the heck happened to free dumps, rise up an flush this idiot patent system.

  67. no really... by fitchmicah · · Score: 1

    this stuff really pisses me off.

  68. Patent spells! by lotho+brandybuck · · Score: 1

    Ooh ooh... I'm going to patent methods of making cloaks of invisibility, x-ray vision goggles, love potions, and an arcane spell to eliminate the national debt!! Seeing how as science doesn't inform public policy around here anymore, patents on magic could become very valuable!

  69. Right about that, patent sex ... by KwKSilver · · Score: 1

    and it's all over.

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    1. Re:Right about that, patent sex ... by oliverthered · · Score: 1

      You usually have to have a workable model and not just a theory to get a patent, and I don't think the Geeks with girls ration has improved much lately.

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  70. I can now patent... by rlwhite · · Score: 1

    1. Patent blatantly obvious anything.
    2. ??
    3. Profit!

    As a non-technological business process.

    And if I get a favorable examiner, maybe I can patent 2+2=4.

  71. Finally! Someone not afraid to speak out ... by slightlyspacey · · Score: 1

    "You reproach us with planning to do away with your property. Precisely; that is just what we propose."

    Karl Marx and Friedrich Engels

    So how is the revolution going comrade? :):):)

    1. Re:Finally! Someone not afraid to speak out ... by spun · · Score: 1

      I can't support doing away with property entirely. There ahould be a cap on ownership, though. High enough to encourage excellence, but enough to put a check on the runaway feedback cycle of money and power that allows the very rich to get keep getting richer at the expense of the other 90% of us.

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  72. Calling the USPO! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I've patented the "can you install linux on it" post, and yours is clearly a derivative, therefore you owe me $29203297426498732649287364983298326483264873264 and 39 cents.

  73. The real story... by torokun · · Score: 1

    Clearly, none of you guys know what this is all about. The PTO basically made up this requirement and was rejecting applications based on it -- it somehow snuck in from EU law.

    This decision simply says that when the law and the case law of the Federal Circuit don't contain such a requirement, the PTO can't just make up something like that and apply it to reject applications.

    This is also a great decision because the test is completely impossible to apply in practice. It's not a practical way to approach differentiating statutory and non-statutory subject matter.

  74. The Constitution? by leoxx · · Score: 1

    Didn't the USA do away with that little rag?

  75. Job Preservation by HermanAB · · Score: 1

    This is simply another USPTO job preservation scheme. They are trying to ensure that they will have enough work, so no-one gets made redundant for sitting around and drinking coffee.

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  76. Haphazardly-enforced laws == Bad by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful
    Having patchily-enforced laws can be a very dangerous situation; an analogy is speed limits--it many parts of the US, most people drive over the speed limit, which means that the cops can pretty much randomly pull over anyone if they don't like the way they look.


    Also, perhaps as individuals, copyright doesn't matter, but for businesses it does matter very much, and basically when you are a smaller company, you simply can't afford to risk getting sued, even if you are technically "in the right", because the endless legal processes are very expensive and disruptive (they can ask for all kinds of documents, no matter how unreasonabe). This leads to a situation where the big companies have huge portfolios of patents and other IP that they can use do deals with other big companies, but small companies get screwed.


    As a private individual, this may not affect you directly, however when smaller upstart companies cannot effectively compete with the giants, as a consumer, you lose out because of decreased competition, and are left with higher prices, shoddier quality, and/or decreased innovation.


    Unfortunately, I think the situation will just continue to worsen, and more and more IP will be privatized much as land has been, more control will be taken away from consumers, and all we can really do is try and slow it as much as possible. I mean, really, when the only counterpoint to folks like the MPAA et al is China, that's hardly a "beacon of light on the hill"...


    For the record, I personally feel that the copyright system mostly works as intended, and it's really software patents where the harmful side-effects far outweigh any benefit to society.

  77. BS again. by mbkennel · · Score: 1

    The writers of the Constitution were very careful with their words.
    There is already plenty of documentary evidence attesting to what they
    may have considered while writing it. They didn't put fluff in the
    written text for no reason, there are tomes of fluff and prolix argumentation.

    The conclusion is assuming a section of the Constitution has no active meaning
    or import, nor never had any useful meaning, is mistaken. If it was intended to have
    no importance, restriction or direction, then it would not have been included.

    Law is not like a Lisp program.

    It is quite clear by any intent and historical documentation and use of half a brain,
    that the clauses are intended as direction to the legislature to make
    more specific law along those lines.

    In fact, if you read the whole section, Article 2 section 8, the whole description makes it clear that the principal purpose is "to promote the progress of science and useful arts"

    "Congress shall have the power to ... promote the progress of science and useful arts, by securing for limited times to authors and inventors the exclusive right to their respective writings and discoveries.

    If they wanted to say:

    "Congress shall have the power to ... secure for limited times to authors and inventors the exclusive right to their respective writings and discoveries."

    they would have, just as the Constitution elsewhere in that very section quite clearly says "Congress has the power to [verb]".

    But they didn't.

    1. Re:BS again. by Stealth+Potato · · Score: 1

      Quite right, and I certainly don't disagree with you. I was just pointing out that a declaration of purpose, by way of justification, is not binding the way that the explicit directive of the law is. It certainly can (and should, in my opinion) be used as a guideline to aid in the interpretation of the operative portion.

  78. Judge Barrett for President by J.+Random+Luser · · Score: 1

    The only one with his feet on the ground, so to speak. At last somebody with the commonsense to see that a patentable process should require "the transformation of physical matter". All else is intangible...

  79. The Broken System by kaladorn · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Your patent is supposed to not duplicate prior art and it is supposed to be non-obvious.

    Both of these criteria are criteria honoured in the work to register a patent in good faith (a search for prior art) and after the fact, by the fact your patent can be challenged.

    A lot of the most obvious patents will not be upheld if challenged and either meaningful prior art exists or if the patent actually *is* obvious. In the Litigious States of America, this mechanism for defeating patents should not be surprising.

    It is, however, expensive to register patents. It is also expensive to challenge them. This gives the leverage to the financially wealthy. It gives even more leverage to larger companies that don't do anything but patent registration and litigation - they don't spend any money inovating, just patenting other people's ideas and chasing down infringers. Usually this results in out of court settlements rather than challenges, since it could cost you $100K to challenge a patent, and $20K to license it from the current patent holder.

    We've created a system that has within it a built in niche for a group of butt-sucking parasites who do no actual work. I'm not talking about lawyers, but of patent attack/defense companies that don't *make* anything. They are just storehouses for intellectual property, not with the idea of protecting of the inventors or even their investors, but simply for profit. They act as leghold traps on innovation, rather than incentives.

    This is the surest sign that the system is broken. The patent system itself now has so many companies co-opted into the machine that they can't imagine life without it. And their fear keeps the system going strong and growing. And of course, as it grows, it stifles invention and innovation, instead of protecting it as it probably did way back when the patents were first envisioned.

    At one time, it did bring together investors and inventors because it helped ensure RoI for the investors, because anyone who knocked off their process or product could be litigated against and punished. Thus it fostered innovation.

    That day is long past. What we have left is the rotting carcass of a system that protected innovation, and the only creatures that enjoy hanging around rotting carcasses are maggots, flies, and carrion eaters. And that's what the Patent system has develoved to.

    Get rid of it, because it no longer serves the purpose it was meant for.

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    1. Re:The Broken System by djw · · Score: 1
      ... patent attack/defense companies that don't *make* anything. They are just storehouses for intellectual property, not with the idea of protecting of the inventors or even their investors, but simply for profit. They act as leghold traps on innovation, rather than incentives. This is the surest sign that the system is broken.
      Couldn't you say the same thing about banks? Does that mean we should abandon money, or that the economic system is broken?
    2. Re:The Broken System by kaladorn · · Score: 1

      I don't know if you can say the same things about banks or not. And even if it were true, that might mean we should abandon banks, not necessarily the concept of money. Money existed before banks (in some form).

      The system is broken, and is broken enough that I'm not sure it can be fixed. Maybe it can, but as it sits, yes it should be abandoned. Did I say nothing should replace it? Hmmmm. Nope.

      And if banks are as badly broken, the same logic applies.

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  80. The individual is the only true experience by kaladorn · · Score: 0

    As a liberal, you obviously believe that all rights are assigned to individuals by either collectives or institutions. I just hope that sort of worldview does not become any more dominant than it already is, because in it lies the seeds of damnation (IMO).

    I only have true experience of one thing - myself. I can claim to experience your life, but I can't ever really do so. It is always somewhat ineffable and inaccessible. Therefore, the only thing I think I can really speak to is my individual situation. I would appreciate it if all the well-intentioned liberals out there (yoruself included) would quit trying to speak to my situation and my existence, about which you have only a passing conception. It is arrogant and intrusive, at best.

    Private property as something enshrined by some institution or some collective would in fact be something granted. Private property, the defacto acknowledgement of posession, a physically demonstrable fact and a personal experiential one, is a little bit different. And for you to write it off as something assigned to me by the generous benevolence of society is also rather presumptous of you, IMO.

    Under the doctrine of "I'll mind my own business, you mind yours" or "live and let live" or "mind your own business", I'd ask you and others of your ilk to not try to speak to the situations of others by telling them what their rights should or should not be and by not trying to suggest or ascribe some power on behalf of either a collective or an institution to assign those rights. Quite literally, no one gave you the "right" to make any such determination, individually or collectively or institutionally.

    Individuals know their own experiences. They can choose to join societies or not. They may benefit from being in those societies, but one can equally argue that the society benefits from their presence. Trying to figure out which benefits which the most is a bit like arguing about the old question 'How much is a duck?'. For the society or other individuals to blindly presume a right to dictate what is and is not the rights of the individual can never be a doctrine based in any sort of moral authority, at best it can be driven by some sort of resort to physical power. Yes, you can enforce some restrictions or framework upon me by virtue of physical power, but I hardly concede to you a moral or ethical right to establish this power.

    Private property, as conceived of as an individual right, is sipmly an ackowledgement that an individual can have posession of a thing. Institutions and collectives have no conciousness. They cannot 'have' a thing in the same sense. Private property, therefore, as a notion of law and culture, is simply an acknowledgement of how things would be in the abscence of law and some nebulous patronizing collective.

    As to primitive societies, your education must be a bit particular. There are plenty of primitive societies that have a concept of individual ownership, if not codified, at least in practice. And *certainly* there are numerous examples of those societies believing in both territorial and personal rights on a scale no larger than extended family or small tribe.

    These smaller, more informal collectives banded together for pragmatic and biological reasons. And of a consequence, they chose to grant their society some of their posessions in order that they could share in the posessions of others in reciprocity. But the choice was theirs as individuals, not their societies, even if they would not conciously recognize it thus or explain it thus.

    Tribalism is alive and doing well - kill your neighbour for threatening your possessions is certainly a way of the primitive world. And in the slightly more developed world, commerce appears pretty early on, and there are well developed ideas of personal property long before there are well developed ideas of some sort of benevolent big brother collective doling out rights!

    Further, even if I was to acknowledge the benefits and trade offs of living in society and decide

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    1. Re:The individual is the only true experience by spun · · Score: 1

      There are no such things as natural rights. Sure, you are born with the right to try to do anything you like. But without society, there is no need for the concept of rights, only power. Every right you have impinges on another member of society in some way. So while society and collectives have no consciousness, the individuals that make up those groups do, and one man's rights are anothers restrictions.

      You owe society because society upholds your rights. The right to property is an exclusive right, and requires the intiation of force to take and hold. If not force initiated by the individual, then force initiated by society on his behalf. Why should any member of society respect your right to fence off something we all collectively enjoyed the use of before you came along with your fence and your force? What's in it for me?

      No man is an island. We are all shaped by society, and in turn shape it. We are caretakers of the culture we receive. Without those who went before us, we would have nothing. For the gift we receive from them, we owe future generations a debt. We can pay off that debt by leaving the social framework better than we found it.

      It is not presumptous to ask a person who has encured a debt, who has benefited from a transaction, to pay the fair worth of that which they have received. Do not deny that you have benefited from living in a society, or I will know you are a fool. You may claim you signed no contract with society, but you sign no contract when you go into a restaraunt, either. Yet when you eat the food, you pay the bill.

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  81. Re:Doctor? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Then there were some posters who thought Dr. Stallman was making an absurd comparison, and that patents on literature would never happen.

    Then there were some posters who thought that RMS should be called 'Dr.' despite being neither a medical doctor nor a holder of a PhD. And no, honorary degrees don't count.

  82. Remember to use a valid email address by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's worth noting that, for your vote to count, you have to click on the link they email to you. So don't do what I did and enter spam@spam.com

  83. Have a fixed percent fee by Tablizer · · Score: 1

    I have been kicking around the idea of having a fixed percentage fee on *any* device. How the percentage is divided up is up to the patent claimaints, not the manufacturer or user of ideas. It isn't perfect, but it may be better than what we have now. It frees up people to make stuff without surprises.

  84. W00t!!! SCORE!!!! by stygar · · Score: 1

    Check it out, just approved after this decision came through:

    U.S. Patent #1024359876

    Type: Business Model

    Abstract: A generalized business model for extracting maximum profits in new and emerging industries.

    1. Collect underpants.

    2. ???

    3. Profit!

    Next IPO bubble that comes along, I'm going to be RICH!

  85. Patent suing! by heson · · Score: 1

    Could someone please patent suing and license at a high commission and we'll get rid of the scourge once and for all.

  86. Manager Compensation by Coeurderoy · · Score: 1

    Have you noticed that the object of the patent was to calculate the compensation of managers.

    Maybe due to this patent managers will have to do something actually useful in order to be paid (without having to fork over part of their "compensation" to the patent holder ?)

    (well one can dream :-))

    Somehow all this patent system looks like a privatization of taxation, which is interesting since we are all voting for the CEO's of large patent holding corporation (or maybe not ? hum I guess i'll have to check ??)

  87. Re:FDR was a facist monster by CodeShark · · Score: 1
    Calling FDR or any American president a fascist is a denigration of the American political process as a whole, so I must vehemently disagree. I won't even bother to touch why or who the US President who is closest to the definition of dictator in this post (hints: in his day he was known as the Tyrant, and was a wartime president without whom the nation might not have survived), but FDR fought against fascists, worked through a difficult legislative process to keep our nation free in difficult times, appointed Supreme Court justices that had to be approved by that same elected legislature, and had to be re-elected every four years, and never had much more than the majority he needed to do so.

    A key feature of fascism or any totalitarian regime is that the vote totals are always rigged to result in nearly 100% approval via the vote because opposition results in the death penalty.

    By the way, I don't like a lot of things FDR did either. But the next time you post something with that much flamebait, at least make sure you are painting your target with an accurate tar brush.

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  88. That may be the case now. by oliverthered · · Score: 1

    Since medical research costs on the order of half a billion dollars minimum to research and test a new drug to approval

    More and more computer simulations and electronic tests are being developed to test drugs. In the next 10-30 years I expect that there will be a broad range of tests (including genetic tests) than can be done relatively quickly for a fraction of the cost of today's testing, that should hopefully result in better, faster clinical trials significantly reducing the cost of drug development. The question is will drug prices drop when this technology becomes available?

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  89. I thought it was humanity ... but it seems its $$$ by pbhj · · Score: 1

    >>> "not only do patents slow the production of cheap drugs, they also cause the development of the drugs in the first place"

    Well here's me thinking that the prime cause of people developing drugs was to save lives, not to make a fast dollar. Just because patent wielding fat cats have turned healthcare into pure business doesn't mean we should bow down and kiss their butts.

    More money is spent on marketing than on drug development. Too much money is spent on trying to corrupt doctors to prescribe a drug that isn't the best (in balance) for the patient.

    I wouldn't eliminate drug patents. But there's no use keeping the baby in the bath water if it's just done a big poo [that's English for poop, btw!]. Patent terms in the current climate don't need to be more than 5 years. In fact I'd put a cap on the licensing gains of 5*costs (or similar). Hard to administer ... yeah, I know.

    Costs for private co. will show on the balance sheet; individuals can be paid up to five times the average annual wage.

    You could be well off as an inventor. But not filthy rich. So you'd still have to innovate ... now that's what I call stimulating innovation!

  90. Re:This is total bullshit -- so is reply by jefu · · Score: 1
    FDR failed to pack the Supreme Court.

    I suspect if you are wrong about this, you're wrong about more.