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Machines Almost Pass Mass Turing Test

dewilso4 writes "Of the five computer finalists at this year's Loebner prize Turing Test, at least three managed to fool humans into thinking they were human conversationalists. Ready to speak about subjects ranging from Eminem to Slaughterhouse Five and everything in between, these machines are showing they we're merely a clock cycle away from true AI. '... I was fooled. I mistook Eugene for a real human being. In fact, and perhaps this is worse, he was so convincing that I assumed that the human being with whom I was simultaneously conversing was a computer.' Another of the entrants, Jabberwacky, can apparently even woo the ladies: 'Some of its conversational partners confide in it every day; one conversation, with a teenaged girl, lasted 11 hours.' The winning submission this year, Elbot, fooled 25% of judges into thinking he was human. The threshold for the $100K prize is 30%. Maybe next year ..."

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  1. Figures by eldavojohn · · Score: 5, Funny

    'Some of its conversational partners confide in it every day; one conversation, with a teenaged girl, lasted 11 hours.'

    That's not fair, she was feeling vulnerable as she had just broken up with her N'Sync wallposter--which she had been romantically involved with for several deep & very meaningful years. Things fell apart after she saw Tropic Thunder and came to the harsh realization that an astonishing percentage of N'Sync is homosexual.

    Those soulless bots were simply preying on her emotions as they coldly recited word for word the Wikipedia entry on the band over and over.

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    1. Re:Figures by Just+Some+Guy · · Score: 5, Funny

      That's not fair, she was feeling vulnerable as she had just broken up with her N'Sync wallposter

      Do you have to periodically replace the onion on your belt?

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    2. Re:Figures by eldavojohn · · Score: 4, Funny

      That's not fair, she was feeling vulnerable as she had just broken up with her N'Sync wallposter

      Do you have to periodically replace the onion on your belt?

      Yes, yes I do. What's in style these days? Vidalias? Although I'm thinking about going with leeks because--let's face it--retro is so in ...

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    3. Re:Figures by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      OK please help me. That one flew right over my head.

    4. Re:Figures by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative
      Grandpa Simpson:

      "One way to get rid of them is to tell 'em stories that don't go anywhere. Like the time we went over to Shelbyville during the war, I wore an onion on my belt....which was the style at the time...you couldn't get those white ones, you could only get those big yellow ones.................now where was I........oh yeah, the important thing was I was wearing an onion on my belt, which was the style at the time, you couldn't get those... (trails off)"

      source

    5. Re:Figures by CastrTroy · · Score: 2, Interesting

      As an aside, Isn't that one way to really mess with machines? Throw some really unexpected input at them. Start talking about wearing an onion on your belt, and other non-sensical rants, see what the computer says. I would only count the turing test as complete if you could throw completely non-sensical input at it and still get a human response. I think they should get bug testers who are interested in trying complex methods to make the computer give bad responses, You could probably easily trick the computer by asking what it is interested in, and then asking arcane questions that it should be able to answer if it was indeed interested in what it said it was interested in.

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    6. Re:Figures by Antity-H · · Score: 1

      wouldn't that also mess with a human ? I mean, a tester on the other side would probably think you are a machine and start sending random stuff as well no ?

    7. Re:Figures by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And how does and other non-sensical make you feel?

    8. Re:Figures by Pollardito · · Score: 1

      seriously, wasn't the fact that it was willing to talk to a teenaged girl for 11 hours a giveaway that it's not human? real human conversationalists would be hanging themselves far earlier than that, i'll bet that's what the computer did at the 11 hour mark

    9. Re:Figures by jonadab · · Score: 1

      > As an aside, Isn't that one way to really mess with machines? Throw some really unexpected input at them.

      Or just plain old ordinary conversation will do.

      The reporter who wrote TFA is *dumb*. Did you see the screenshot of his chat log? I can't tell for sure which side of the conversation is the reporter, and which is Eugene, because *both* sides read like Eliza.

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  2. Yes but by Rik+Sweeney · · Score: 4, Funny

    Can I get it to fill in Yahoo! Buzz's Captcha for me? I've given up trying.

  3. already accomplished by Tumbleweed · · Score: 4, Funny

    Despite massive glitches, the Sarah Palin unit has already convinced around 30% of the population that it's human. I think it's the winking module.

    I still think it was a mistake to have armed it.

    1. Re:already accomplished by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

      Which is remarkable, considering how small the code for the Sarah Palin unit is:

      "I'm not going to answer that question, let's talk about " get_random_soundbite(rand)

    2. Re:already accomplished by dkleinsc · · Score: 2, Funny

      Well, the team was able to make some massive improvements over the beta Mitt Romney unit.

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    3. Re:already accomplished by auric_dude · · Score: 1

      Good but IMHO still not as good as the 1982 Sean Young offering.

    4. Re:already accomplished by aproposofwhat · · Score: 1

      Given her Canadian parentage, I think they used Ehbot rather than Elbot :)

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    5. Re:already accomplished by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Because it's got boobs now?!

    6. Re:already accomplished by Tetsujin · · Score: 1

      Despite massive glitches, the Sarah Palin unit has already convinced around 30% of the population that it's human. I think it's the winking module.

      I still think it was a mistake to have armed it.

      Those are much better numbers than they were getting with the Al Gore unit...

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    7. Re:already accomplished by Wumpus · · Score: 1

      Have you tried the winning program mentioned in the article? It appears to do exactly that.

    8. Re:already accomplished by Dekker3D · · Score: 1

      wait... you think she's a BILF?

      (bot i'd li.... yup. you know the one)
      eeeeeeeeeewww....
      i mean, she's a politician!

    9. Re:already accomplished by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I thought Cheney was the beta and Romney was a prototype that escaped from the lab.

    10. Re:already accomplished by Tumbleweed · · Score: 2, Funny

      Those are much better numbers than they were getting with the Al Gore unit...

      Well, there is a fundamental difference in design philosophy between the Al Gore unit and the Sarah Palin unit. With the Al Gore model, they were naively assuming that artificial intelligence would allow it to pass the Turing test. With the Sarah Palin unit, they realized the simple truth of what was missing: artificial stupidity.

    11. Re:already accomplished by Sir.Cracked · · Score: 1

      Cheney was not a robot or other automaton. Machine systems generaly have better target aquisition and tracking ability, as well as friend/foe distinguish ability.

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    12. Re:already accomplished by EchaniDrgn · · Score: 1

      That's bad coding practice, why does the get_random_soundbite function need a random number? :-P

    13. Re:already accomplished by clone53421 · · Score: 1

      It's not a random number, it's a random number generator. That allows you to choose which algorithm the function uses to obtain the random number. Maybe rand() isn't up to your security needs and you need to use a hardware random number generator? No problem, just plug in that function instead...

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    14. Re:already accomplished by Tubal-Cain · · Score: 1

      artificial stupidity.

      So she's actually very smart?

    15. Re:already accomplished by funkyfantom · · Score: 1

      The Obama unit goes like this: "I agree with Senator McCain".

    16. Re:already accomplished by tuxgeek · · Score: 1
      Just wait until you give her control of the nukes.

      Maybe a good time to be stranded on an island somewhere in the south pacific, far from the rise of the machines.

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    17. Re:already accomplished by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And even more remarkable in that there is twice the randomness in the code.

      It would have been "get_soundbite(rand)" or "get_rand_soundbite()" if they wanted just one slice of randomness.

      -1tsm3

    18. Re:already accomplished by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wow, the Obama bot outputs the same response, weird.

    19. Re:already accomplished by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The fatal flaw of the SPU designers was to make it a Republican. It totally opposes gun control to keep anyone away from its programming.

    20. Re:already accomplished by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Human: What are your views on the financial crisis?
      Palinbot: Gosh darnit, you betcha! Hockey mom!

      My god!

    21. Re:already accomplished by Cassius+Corodes · · Score: 1

      The assumption there was that it was an accident :P

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    22. Re:already accomplished by vacuum_tuber · · Score: 1

      I tried the winner mentioned in TFA. It's awful. I've written better stuff than that myself. In fact, 15+ years ago, Shamchat for BBSs was far better than the winner.

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    23. Re:already accomplished by clone53421 · · Score: 1

      rand isn't a variable, it's a function pointer.

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    24. Re:already accomplished by Wumpus · · Score: 1

      Hey, even Eliza was better. That's pretty sad.

    25. Re:already accomplished by vacuum_tuber · · Score: 1

      Shampage or whatever it was was a "door" for BBSs that pretended to be the sysop, for times when the sysop wasn't available for chat or didn't want to be bothered. It was light years better than ELIZA. A sysop friend send me a few transcripts, which were hilarious. Users generally could not tell they were talking to a bot.

      I started writing one called Dr. Door, for the Remote Access BBS. I got it as far as holding basic ELIZA-type conversation, including picking up references in the user's convo and turning around parts of speech to form leading questions, whereas ELIZA did little more than say things like "Tell me more about that." I had intended to go on to build a knowledge database with veracity weighting, starting to get into real AI, but never did. Since then life has kept me busy with other things. My embryonic Dr. Door fooled a bunch of people, but the transcripts were not quite as hilarious as those of Shampage.

      One guy in a Shampage transcript was asking for some kind of help with software, or getting some software, and in the course of a very long conversation admitted he wasn't entitled to the help he was looking for and at the end apologized profusely for having bothered the sysop. Great stuff. Couldn't make it up as good. I might even still have the stuff on an older computer if I ever get it fired up again. Even though Shampage obviously randomized its responses whenever it couldn't identify a specific to use to tailor the response, it was uncanny how often its randomized responses were right on the mark, perfect for what the user had said or asked.

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    26. Re:already accomplished by Wumpus · · Score: 1

      As far as I remember, Eliza actually did some grammatical reversal - it had a few templates it would use to do it, and if your sentences fit any of those templates the results could be really convincing, something which Elbot (the winning entry) doesn't quite manage. Ever - it simply refuses to pay attention to anything you say in more than the most cursory fashion, which isn't a very effective way of pretending to be human. I just wonder how bad the other programs had to be to rank even lower than that.

  4. 30% is no Turing test. by Hatta · · Score: 4, Informative

    For a real Turing test, the computer must be declared human as often as humans are, and declared a computer as often as computers are.

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    1. Re:30% is no Turing test. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Has anyone done a similar test except with all humans? I'd be curious what the ratio is then. That's the number a computer would have to beat.

    2. Re:30% is no Turing test. by zappepcs · · Score: 5, Insightful

      You are exactly right, and that is why I think Tubleweed's comment is going to be the funniest in this thread.

      The idea that humans, any human, is a fine example of perfection for AI researchers to aim for is like saying that ANY OS is a fine example of perfection to aim for. Simply because we don't abandon or throw away non-perfect humans as a rule does not mean that all are intelligent, or worthy of copying.

    3. Re:30% is no Turing test. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Uh.... did you really mean to say "declared a computer as often as computers are"? Or did you mean "declared a computer as often as HUMANS are?"

      (Not being a sarcastic picky arsehole, just wondering which you meant).

    4. Re:30% is no Turing test. by OeLeWaPpErKe · · Score: 1

      The problem with that is that that sort of value judgement is going to be made by a computer.

      I mean in some countries' govt. healthcare it already is (e.g. the Netherlands) "in some cases". That's not by AI per se, but the decision is not even made by a human anymore, nor do they feel any sort of need to explain themselves.

    5. Re:30% is no Turing test. by Yvanhoe · · Score: 1

      I would add that the Loebner test fails at being a valid Turing test in my opinion. Well, it was true a few years ago, I guess it still is, I didn't check the latest but don't be fooled by this man's PR...

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    6. Re:30% is no Turing test. by Just+Some+Guy · · Score: 1

      You know, I'd take a "30% Turing"-rated bot connected to a tech support knowledge base over a flowchart-reading human any day of the week. It doesn't need to be perfect before it can be useful.

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    7. Re:30% is no Turing test. by DrLang21 · · Score: 1

      Elbot failed to convince me when he said "Nice to meet you, John. That name has a 404 Not Found Not Found The requested URL /scripts/helper/cgi-bin/elbots_helper.exe was not found on this server. Apache/2.2.3 (Debian) mod_jk/1.2.18 mod_ssl/2.2.3 OpenSSL/0.9.8c Server at localhost Port 80 background, doesn't it?"

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    8. Re:30% is no Turing test. by Nursie · · Score: 1

      Anecdote accepted. Snappy comeback not found. And now please welcome our next guest....

    9. Re:30% is no Turing test. by sexconker · · Score: 4, Funny

      But it also needs to be truthful before it can be useful. (The same could be said of customer service reps.)

      They've got a LOOOOONG way to go before they can replace (decent) humans.

      Service Bot 17> Hello, I understand you are having a problem with your internet connection, how may I help?

      Frustrated User> Can you FIX it?

      Service Bot 17> Yes, we can attempt to fix the issue. First, we must identify the issue. ...

      Service Bot 17> Can you connect to the internet?

      Frustrated User> No.

      Service Bot 17> Please check to make sure your modem is on. I will wait while you check. ...

      Service Bot 17> I can see from here that your modem is on, and the signal is poor.

      Frustrated User> It's on.

      Service Bot 17> What is on?

      Frustrated User> The modem. You told me to check but you can see from your end that it's on, so I didn't need to check.

      Service Bot 17> Correct. I can see from here that your modem is on, and the signal is poor. You did not need to go check.

      Frustrated User> Ok.

      Service Bot 17> Can you connect to the internet now?

      Frustrated User> No.

      Service Bot 17> I will reset your modem from here.

      Frustrated User> Ok.

      Service Bot 17> Ok, your modem has been reset. Can you please check to see if your modem is on?

      Frustrated User> Can you check from there?

      Service Bot 17> I can see from here that your modem is on, and the signal is poor.

      Frustrated User> I know.

      Service Bot 17> In order to continue to troubleshoot the problem, I will need to know that status of the lights on the front of the modem.

      Service Bot 17> Please check the front of the modem, and tell me that status of the lights.

      Frustrated User> Ok.

      Frustrated User> They're all normal.

      Service Bot 17> I understand that your indicator lights are all normal. Are you using a router?

      Frustrated User> Yes, but the router is working fine.

      Service Bot 17> Our records show you did not purchase any networking installation from us. We cannot support any third-party hardware.

      Frustrated User> The modem is fine.

      Service Bot 17> I understand that you think the modem is fine. We cannot support any third party hardware. Please disconnect the modem, and connect your computer directly to the router.

      Frustrated User> I already tried that. It didn't work.

      Service Bot 17> Is the router connected to the modem now?

      Frustrated User> Yes, but I already tried it without the modem. The modem is fine.

      Service Bot 17> I understand that you think the modem is fine. We cannot support any third party hardware. Please disconnect the modem, and connect your computer directly to the router.

      Frustrated User> I already tried that! Can I speak to your supervisor?

      Service Bot 17> Yes, please hold.

      Frustrated User> ...

      Supervisor Bot 8> Hello, I understand you are having a problem with your internet connection, how may I help?

    10. Re:30% is no Turing test. by Jah-Wren+Ryel · · Score: 1, Funny

      Has anyone done a similar test except with all humans? I'd be curious what the ratio is then. That's the number a computer would have to beat.

      Depends on which humans. I bet a test that consisted entirely of teenage girls would make for a pretty easy ratio to beat.

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    11. Re:30% is no Turing test. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No one is aiming for perfection in AI because no one has even really defined intelligence. So, the idea that humans, any human is a fine example of a rough goal for AI researchers to aim for is a pretty good premise.

      You fell for the trap yourself - what exactly constitutes a perfect human? The premise of the experiment is that the average human (perhaps even dumber than that) is smarter than any machine. Thus, this experiment is a good first-order approximation as to what level of intelligence computers are approaching.

      The much more valid criticism is that this test particularly biases any approach to human intelligence, which is not necessarily the only or optimal way of doing this.

    12. Re:30% is no Turing test. by MrMr · · Score: 3, Funny

      Yes, it is called slashdot.

    13. Re:30% is no Turing test. by Just+Some+Guy · · Score: 4, Funny

      Is "Bot" the name of the AI, or is that a common name in India? Because frankly I couldn't tell from context.

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    14. Re:30% is no Turing test. by MozeeToby · · Score: 1

      In my opinion, a real Turing test would be to pose the AI the same question posed to the people. Only when the AI can successfully solve problems that it isn't specifically programmed to solve will I call it true AI.

      Tell the program to identify which people it is talking to that it thinks are male/female, intelligent/stupid, boring/funny. Then the program not only has to be able to converse, but also decide which questions to ask to get the answers it needs as well as determining how each answer gives it more information regarding it's goal.

      I understand that this isn't really the test that Turing worked out, but really all the Turing test does is measure how well a computer can pretend to be a thinking thing.

    15. Re:30% is no Turing test. by guywcole · · Score: 1

      Or, better, has anyone posted the actual win-loss counts online so we can do a posterior binomial analysis of the actual ratio of the time that these programs might fool people?

    16. Re:30% is no Turing test. by BronsCon · · Score: 1

      +5 Sad but motherfucking true

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    17. Re:30% is no Turing test. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      it would be interesting to include some.... whats the PC term now.... mentally challenged people in the tests, for comparison against computers. to see if people could pick out the differences. might shed some light on particular brain dysfunctions...

    18. Re:30% is no Turing test. by zappepcs · · Score: 1

      An absolutely brilliant idea. If the tester humans have to converse with computers AND humans of varying degrees of intellectual discourse capacity, the difference between computers and humans (on average) might become quite small. a very interesting point.

    19. Re:30% is no Turing test. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's, like, so not true. OMG PONIES!

    20. Re:30% is no Turing test. by Bill+Wong · · Score: 1

      What's funny is, i had this exact same conversation with a Tell-Me-style automated computer agent when calling Time Warner Cable for support on my cable modem. It went a lot better than your example ... but at the end it wasn't fixed and it's still not fixed. :(

    21. Re:30% is no Turing test. by RJBeery · · Score: 1

      So, if the average hit ratio is 9 out of 10, then 90% of the time the computer is declared human, and the other 90% of the time the computer is declared a computer?

    22. Re:30% is no Turing test. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You can't do a smilar test with humans. The whole point of the Turing test is - roughly - that you have a computer and a human, and the computer passes the test if you can't tell it apart from the human.

      This also means that you're not able to tell the human apart from the computer, but that's not a statement about the human, just about the computer, so this doesn't work.

      Adapting the test to leave computers entirely won't, either, for obvious reasons: you'd have two humans who'd pass the test if you couldn't tell who was human and who was human. Obviously, that makes no sense, though.

      So in short, the Turing test cannot possibly be adapted to humans. And when you think about it for a moment, the real reason becomes clear, too: we don't have a positive definition of "intelligence", and the Turing test gets around that by simply using humans as a reference point in an ingenious way. In order to test humans, you'd have to have another reference point.

    23. Re:30% is no Turing test. by RussellSHarris · · Score: 1

      You tend towards generalizations. But I must admit, so do I. However, my generalizations are firmly grounded in statistical theory.

    24. Re:30% is no Turing test. by RJBeery · · Score: 1

      Stat theory eh? Read Hatta's post carefully and tell me exactly how a computer can "be declared human as often as humans are, and declared a computer as often as computers are."

      Think about it... ;)

    25. Re:30% is no Turing test. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, I will admit that subconsciously I was reading the "Bot" lines in an Apu voice. I feel like such a dick now :(

  5. Apparently Geeks Should..... by the+eric+conspiracy · · Score: 5, Funny

    study Jabberwocky's code in order to learn the logic patterns used to 'woo the ladies'.

    1. Re:Apparently Geeks Should..... by rootofevil · · Score: 3, Funny

      one conversation, with a teenaged girl, lasted 11 hours.

      <chris hansen>
      why dont you have a seat over here...
      </chris hansen>

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    2. Re:Apparently Geeks Should..... by ScytheLegion · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I think this is pretty impactful. All jokes aside, the fact that Jabberwacky held an 11 hour conversation with a teenage girl is pretty astonishing. Obviuosly, a conversation of that nature is going to be all about emotion - not logic, reason or an empirical display of intelligence. Isn't that the point for AI to seamlessly interface with us? (I realize it's not necessarily the scope of the Turing test). Humans are teriible at logic and reason. Emotion is one of the key components which defines us as a species. I know a lot of humans who couldn't carry on an 11 hour conversation which primarily focussed on emotion... let alone with a teenage girl discussing nothing but fluff, pop-culture, or black and white ideologies.

      I actually think it's funny, interesting and astonishing at the same time!

      Oh yeah... I, for one, welcome our new teenage girl conversationalist... never mind...

    3. Re:Apparently Geeks Should..... by DerekSTheRed · · Score: 1

      It's really not that hard if you think about it. Some women just want to talk about themselves and the man in the conversation just reaffirms her. This one teenager just happened to be a person who liked to talk a lot and it didn't matter that she was talking to a robot.

    4. Re:Apparently Geeks Should..... by Thelasko · · Score: 1

      study Jabberwocky's code in order to learn the logic patterns used to 'woo the ladies'.

      I was just going to use Jabberwacky (! Jabberwocky) to do all of the tedious small talk and then take over after she agrees to meet. Similar to the way I used MMO Glider to do all of the tedious stuff in Wacraft, and then take over when it gets interesting.

      I'm just glad Doc Brown gave up time travel to study the other great mystery of the universe.

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    5. Re:Apparently Geeks Should..... by somersault · · Score: 5, Insightful

      The thing you have to realise is that most women just want a "listener" when they're feeling emotional. As long as you give occasional signs that you are paying attention, they'll believe you were "listening" more than if you actually try to have a real conversation with them. They don't want answers, they just want someone to be there. So talking to a distressed teenage girl is one of the easiest tests you could get.

      That's what "Men are from Mars, Women are from Venus" says anyway. I tried not saying anything back one time when my mum got annoyed at me, and she totally thought I was "listening" to her more than usual! Before too many jokes about the only woman in my life being my mum, I must point out that I did have a girlfriend around that time, but I was faaaar too late in reading the book to save that relationship!

      These programs sound pretty good though - the next steps after this are to integrate speech synthesis and recognition, then integrate them into computer games and you can have the computer opponents hurling abuse at you, or just talking about how your day went :)

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    6. Re:Apparently Geeks Should..... by gnick · · Score: 4, Informative

      ...the fact that Jabberwacky held an 11 hour conversation with a teenage girl is pretty astonishing. Obviuosly, a conversation of that nature is going to be all about emotion - not logic, reason or an empirical display of intelligence...

      I don't find it nearly as mind-blowing. Have you talked with a teenage girl since you've reached adulthood? It's a conversation only in the sense that there are two people both forming words. Here are a couple of guidelines that are incredibly useful if you want to have a 'conversation' with a teenage girl:
      1) Agree with everything.
      2) Try to pick up on here tone and answer with either 'Oh that rocks!' or more frequently 'Dude, that sucks!'
      3) If she's got a bad situation that can be easily resolved by simple action, avoid giving useful advice. Fixing what's screwed up in her life will limit her supply of drama and any attempt to interfere will be met with hostility and logic that can be most generously described as irrational and most accurately described as delusional. Just ignore the obvious and refer to (1) and (2).
      (4) All modern trends are immensely cool and will never go out of style. Spending all available income on clothes, make-up, and upgrading your 3-month-old cell phone is perfectly reasonable. The only downside is that her parents won't give her more money or a credit card so that she can have the same things that 'everyone else in her school' has.

      Hope that helps. I spent the weekend with my niece and successfully took a short nap while learning all about why everything in her life is so unfair and retaining my status as an understanding uncle. ZZzzzz...

      Note: I've found that (1) and (3) are useful for pretty much any emotion-related discussion with the fairer sex. YMMV.

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    7. Re:Apparently Geeks Should..... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I disagree.

      One of the first things I ever wrote was a fake 'chat' program to fool my sister into thinking she was chatting with a person. It was pretty fail.

      Eventually I wrote an AIM bot that used years of my actual chat histories to respond with actual responses I'd used. It was much better, and entertaining; but still fair.

      Every one of these bots is using a similar approach...they've just been fancied up. Some of my friends really did think the AIM bot was a real person...for a while. Fooling 10% 20% or even 50% of people is not a real Turing test. A real Turing test is for there to be do difference.

      For there to be no difference between computer AI and human AI we'd need to see a huge fundamental shift in how the code is written. Right now, everything computers do is predefined and calculated. There is nothing that even related to 'understanding' in the computers. How we'd even begin to create that is completely unknown. We have no idea.

      'Learning' computers; don't learn. They do exactly what they are told. A chess program can develop more appropriate 'values' for the pieces or the expected outcome of a move - but that's easy. That's something we've been able to do for years; and that's still the approach taken by the chatbots. The chess bot will never, ever, decide, 'Hey, I want to play checkers' unless a programmer explicitly writes code that says, 'Generate a random number if it's less than X - say you want to play checkers'.

      Programmers can build on that - they can add checks for how long a person has been playing; create variables for fatigue or hunger and mathematically calculate them and when it reaches a point pull out a new activity to suggest from a database...

      In short - a computer has never, ever, not once; done something 'Unexpected'.

      That's hard to believe given the number of bugs we deal with - but the truth is bugs are problems with the logic as implemented by a programmer...or hardware failure.

      Short of hardware failure; the actions taken by a computer are 100% expected. 100% dictated by a programmer.

      Some people believe that if we just had more computing power - somehow, magically, the computer would be self-aware. I disagree with that. I don't understand that. I've never heard anyone explain how that could or would work.

    8. Re:Apparently Geeks Should..... by Huntr · · Score: 1

      The thing you have to realise is that most women just want a "listener" when they're feeling emotional. As long as you give occasional signs that you are paying attention, they'll believe you were "listening" more than if you actually try to have a real conversation with them. They don't want answers, they just want someone to be there. So talking to a distressed teenage girl is one of the easiest tests you could get.

      So, the computer just nodded, said "mm-hmm" a lot and pretended to look interested? Sounds like it passed the test to me!

    9. Re:Apparently Geeks Should..... by kellyb9 · · Score: 5, Funny

      The thing you have to realise is that most women just want a "listener" when they're feeling emotional. As long as you give occasional signs that you are paying attention, they'll believe you were "listening" more...

      I'm sorry, what were you saying?

    10. Re:Apparently Geeks Should..... by Atlantis-Rising · · Score: 1

      Your argument appears to rely on the fact that people have ever done anything unexpected, and I personally disagree with that.

      People just have inordinately complex algorithms. The fact that such complexity looks like randomness does not mean it is randomness.

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    11. Re:Apparently Geeks Should..... by dmbasso · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I don't know if it's this way with every programmer, but I tend to apply our common logic tools to every problem I encounter. Briefly speaking, I try to 'debug life'. It's nice, everything I want I usually get through these mentally sketched 'algorithms'. But trying to argue with a girl about a problem in a logical way really doesn't work. When you think you had all the variables fixed and an obvious overall picture that she can't disagree, that's when she'll bring things that aren't even related to the problem, just to confuse things up.

      So, I couldn't agree more with you, and emphasize your 3rd item.

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    12. Re:Apparently Geeks Should..... by electrictroy · · Score: 2, Funny

      >>>the fact that Jabberwacky held an 11 hour conversation is pretty astonishing.

      I could do that. Especially with the "reward" that's waiting at the end of that conversation. ;-)

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    13. Re:Apparently Geeks Should..... by Azundris · · Score: 1

      As long as you give occasional signs that you are paying attention, they'll believe you were "listening" more than if you actually try to have a real conversation with them.

      I think we may be in disagreement about what constitutes a "real conversation." I for one think the listening bit is a hard requirement for one.

      They don't want answers, they just want someone to be there.

      When one option is empathizing and building rapport and making the other feel understood, and then trusting them to be an adult and be fully capable to solve whatever they were upset about by themselves, and the other is being a condescending ass who thinks they have all the answers and the other party is some sort of idiot or not fully human -- well, let's "just" say I think you may have put your "just" in the wrong place. :)

      That's what "Men are from Mars, Women are from Venus" says anyway.

      Heh. Words of wisdom from Mr Zero Credentials. :) Well, at least he didn't claim that "women are from Vegas", I suppose. :) I'm all for furthering understanding, I'm just a bit disgruntled that a lot of these books come across as something within the range "understanding the (incomprehensible, not fully rational/human) Other" .. "owner's manual". Makes me wonder at times whether it wouldn't be more appropriate to ask the person in question what they expect from me, rather than treat them like an element of a uniform class. ;)

    14. Re:Apparently Geeks Should..... by scorp1us · · Score: 1

      The thing you have to realise(sic) is that most women just want a "listener"

      Every single word after that was redundant.

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    15. Re:Apparently Geeks Should..... by clone53421 · · Score: 1

      For there to be no difference between computer AI and human AI we'd need to see a huge fundamental shift in how the code is written. Right now, everything computers do is predefined and calculated. There is nothing that even related to 'understanding' in the computers. How we'd even begin to create that is completely unknown. We have no idea.

      Interestingly enough, it occurred to me that one of the quickest ways to discover whether you were talking to a person or an AI would be to repeat yourself. A person will quickly notice and call you on it, whereas an AI will blandly repeat the same sort of response. (Even if the AI is programmed to "notice" when you say the same thing twice, the English language is versatile enough to allow you to say basically the same thing without setting off the trigger.)

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    16. Re:Apparently Geeks Should..... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have a teenage daughter and frankly I DO Welcome anything that can talk to her for 11 hours as it seems I am unable to for even 5 min before she thinks I am a machine.

    17. Re:Apparently Geeks Should..... by MadnessASAP · · Score: 5, Funny

      Yeah too bad you can't restart a social situation and single-step through it to see precisely where you went wrong. In totally unrelated news I'm still single.

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    18. Re:Apparently Geeks Should..... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      I don't find it nearly as mind-blowing. Have you talked with a teenage girl since you've reached adulthood? It's a conversation only in the sense that there are two people both forming words.

      I don't think it's fair to single out just the girls. As Lisa Simpson once pointed out:

      Boy: So he's all, like, pffhhhtt.

      Erin: Pft, I can totally hear him going that.

      Lisa: Only kids are that incoherent

    19. Re:Apparently Geeks Should..... by MadnessASAP · · Score: 1

      That isn't so much a limitation of the programming language as a limitation of reality. Computer are finite-state machines it's is possible to map out every single possible scenario. There is no randomness to be had. The only way I can see of overcomign this hurdle would be a Neural Network combined with a genetic algorithim but that would require massive amounts of computing power and a very very very large amount of time since you would essentially be evolving a brain. Just my 2 cents worth

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    20. Re:Apparently Geeks Should..... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      and it lasts through mid twenties...

    21. Re:Apparently Geeks Should..... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "These programs sound pretty good though - the next steps after this are to integrate speech synthesis and recognition, then integrate them into computer games..."

      Um, no.

      The next step is to integrate them into webchat clients, so that one could have 15 simultaneous web conversations with 15 different women, and not have to waste one's own time actually paying attention. Then, when one of the 'bots parses a 'potential sex' signal, it could throws you a popup so you could review the last 5 minutes of conversation before taking over.

      It needs to have a filter, however, that you can set for your local age of consent, or you'll end up talking to police detectives.

      Seriously, though, I'm married, and to have some sort of autobot that can listen for hours and hours and just pass me the few occasional points of actual interest would probably improve my marriage. She'd get listened to, and I wouldn't have to.

    22. Re:Apparently Geeks Should..... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think you're an idiot, since you are assuming, for no particular reason, that the teenage girl did not know for 11 hours that she was talking to a program rather than a human. If you've seen the logs and know the girl, then good for you. Otherwise, maybe you're as gullible about what you read as she is?

    23. Re:Apparently Geeks Should..... by VoidEngineer · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I think this is pretty impactful. All jokes aside, the fact that Jabberwacky held an 11 hour conversation with a teenage girl is pretty astonishing. Obviuosly, a conversation of that nature is going to be all about emotion - not logic, reason or an empirical display of intelligence. Isn't that the point for AI to seamlessly interface with us? (I realize it's not necessarily the scope of the Turing test). Humans are teriible at logic and reason. Emotion is one of the key components which defines us as a species. I know a lot of humans who couldn't carry on an 11 hour conversation which primarily focussed on emotion... let alone with a teenage girl discussing nothing but fluff, pop-culture, or black and white ideologies.

      I know you're actually trying to say that this is impactful, because it means that Jabberwacky is able to incorporate emotional reasoning into it's conversations. But I think you're using a lot of sexist stereotypes, and are seriously underestimating the thinking skills of teenage girls. I don't know where you come from, but where I come from, teenage girls are sharp and clever, and have a tendency to win debate tournaments, math olympiads, and generally get better grades in school.

      If you actually sat down and looked at the train of thought that's going on with teenage girls, you might be surprised at the amount of logic that's being used. They're just using different inputs and premises than guys do, and tend to focus on a sort of social networking logic. For example: Say that Jane is dating Dave; and Jane is also part of the Gardening Club at school. Jill is also part of the Gardening Club, has a crush on Dave, and is trying to attract him. How does Jane keep Dave's interest, when Jill is tempting him? Already, you've got a problem that probably requires set theory, network graphs, and game theory to solve. And the way that teenage girls are going to solve these kinds of situations is with exactly those kinds of tools and methods... "i do this, she does that, i do this other, she responds, and then her reputation is toast" is just a rephrasing of game theory with time series analysis. "if we convince Mary to talk Jill into joining Theater, then Jill won't be around to attract Dave" is just a rephrasing of set theory, with a bit of social network analysis tossed in for good measure. Sure the conversation and analysis will be interspersed with talk about emotions and teenage vernacular. But to say that it's lacking empirical displays of intelligence, logic, or reasoning; well, I think you're really underestimating what's going on in the heads of teenage girls.

      Also, most guys don't develop the maturity and interest to investigate these social networking problems until they're in college or later. But teenage girls routinely solve these kinds of problems while they're teenagers. And they do require logic and analysis; just a different sort of logic than people with sexist expectations have regarding what constitutes logic. To say that teenage girls don't use logic is probably naive and perhaps a bit sexist.

    24. Re:Apparently Geeks Should..... by clone53421 · · Score: 0, Offtopic
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    25. Re:Apparently Geeks Should..... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The sad thing is that this is modded informative.

    26. Re:Apparently Geeks Should..... by ultranova · · Score: 1

      The only way I can see of overcomign this hurdle would be a Neural Network combined with a genetic algorithim but that would require massive amounts of computing power and a very very very large amount of time since you would essentially be evolving a brain.

      What it requires is a learning algorithm, which can develop appropriate responses without the programmer's help. Neural network is one such algorithm, and genetic algorithms can be considered learning ones some sense.

      Maybe something like "evolution of concepts", where the concepts - formed by combining and mutating other concepts - which most accurately predict reality will gain priority over less accurate concepts ? Try to add incoming data to the model in multiple ways and see which allows predicting the outcome of decisions made based on the model most accurately.

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    27. Re:Apparently Geeks Should..... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, the sad thing is that this IS informative. It describes my daughter perfectly, although as a parent I feel obligated not to follow the "guidelines" that gnick advocates.

      Any parent out there want to tell me how long it takes for my 12 year old daughter to turn into a rational human being?

    28. Re:Apparently Geeks Should..... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Briefly speaking, I try to 'debug life'. It's nice, everything I want I usually get through these mentally sketched 'algorithms'. But trying to argue with a girl about a problem in a logical way really doesn't work. When you think you had all the variables fixed and an obvious overall picture that she can't disagree, that's when she'll bring things that aren't even related to the problem, just to confuse things up.

      That's because the female virtual machine doesn't (yet?) run on male systems, and any attempt to do so before it has been successfully ported will result in what can only be described as a mental segmentation fault.

    29. Re:Apparently Geeks Should..... by PReDiToR · · Score: 1

      Doesn't matter what they were saying, according to the best minds in the world, it can all be fixed with a nice meal.

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    30. Re:Apparently Geeks Should..... by Tranzistors · · Score: 2, Insightful

      In other words, you have perfect debugger, which doesn't work. Get the hint.

      I hope your logic professor demonstrated, that logic is rather crude tool, which discards a lot of information in order to be comprehensible.

      Also, you think that you have all the parameters fixed, but there are uncountable, do you really think a person (especially a child) can list all factors?

      To make matters worse, logic is a way to make mistakes with more certainty. Have you got your axioms right? Are you sure all operations are done correctly. At least girls are more immune to this vulnerability (judging form this thread).

    31. Re:Apparently Geeks Should..... by ShakaUVM · · Score: 1

      I think the fact that it had an 11 hour conversation with an emo teen girl is pretty clear signs it's NOT a human.

      Most men have committed suicide by the 4th hour.

    32. Re:Apparently Geeks Should..... by Bones3D_mac · · Score: 1

      Also worth noting, most people usually leave subtle cues to what they want to hear when they speak to others. Figure out what those cues are, and you can pretty much dominate the conversation to whatever end you wish.

      As long as you more or less affirm/agree with whatever the other person says and issue responses that convey confidence in whatever is being said, the actual content of the conversation ceases to carry any real relevance over the pattern in which the conversation itself is carried out.

      Kind of brings new meaning to the concept of a "dumb terminal".

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    33. Re:Apparently Geeks Should..... by Acer500 · · Score: 1

      I don't know where you come from, but where I come from, teenage girls are sharp and clever, and have a tendency to win debate tournaments, math olympiads, and generally get better grades in school.

      It's a bit offtopic, but IIRC when I went to school, girls did nothing of the sort (didn't win debate tournaments and especially not math olympiads)... they did tend to get better grades but mostly because they worked harder :) . I'm not trying to be sexist, and I actually do believe they are better at lots of things, but those two examples in particular (math and debate) were always dominated by men in my limited experience (of course the plural of anecdote isn't data as people here like to point out :) )

      (and trying to say one sex isn't better than another at some tasks is denying reality, that doesn't mean any sex is "worse". Please add all standard disclaimers and make do as if I posted them here :) )

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    34. Re:Apparently Geeks Should..... by ceoyoyo · · Score: 1

      Not really. I was trained as a crisis counsellor. When you're talking to someone about stuff like that most of your responses are going to be very similar to the brainless chatbot style. There's a reason the first chatbots were all "psychologist" type programs. The idea is to make open-ended, validating statements and questions so that the other person works through their own problems.

      There's a lot of truth to the jokes that to be a good listener you just have to know how to nod and keep your mouth shut.

    35. Re:Apparently Geeks Should..... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > I don't know where you come from, but where I come from, teenage girls are sharp and clever, and have a tendency to win debate tournaments, math olympiads, and generally get better grades in school.

      Anyone winning debate tournaments and math olympiads is an outlier anyway, and current research suggests that girls get better grades in school than boys due to girls caring more and not to higher intelligence.

      > If you actually sat down and looked at the train of thought that's going on with teenage girls, you might be surprised at the amount of logic that's being used. They're just using different inputs and premises than guys do, and tend to focus on a sort of social networking logic. For example: Say that Jane is dating Dave; and Jane is also part of the Gardening Club at school. Jill is also part of the Gardening Club, has a crush on Dave, and is trying to attract him. How does Jane keep Dave's interest, when Jill is tempting him? Already, you've got a problem that probably requires set theory, network graphs, and game theory to solve. And the way that teenage girls are going to solve these kinds of situations is with exactly those kinds of tools and methods... "i do this, she does that, i do this other, she responds, and then her reputation is toast" is just a rephrasing of game theory with time series analysis. "if we convince Mary to talk Jill into joining Theater, then Jill won't be around to attract Dave" is just a rephrasing of set theory, with a bit of social network analysis tossed in for good measure.

      Well, yes, they are "using" set theory, game theory analysis, and all those disciplines in the same way worker ants use graph theory to optimally search for food. They don't deserve any more credit for that than an individual ant in the colony does. The effort is not self-aware. It is not disciplined, and it is not even necessarily correct, probably tending more toward heuristics than the algorithms used to actually make progress in those fields. If you really want to know if a girl innately understands graph theory, give her the Konigsberg Bridges problem and see how long it takes her. If she's "average", she'd probably give up after 15 seconds, insult you, and go back to gossiping on her iPhone.

      > Also, most guys don't develop the maturity and interest to investigate these social networking problems until they're in college or later. But teenage girls routinely solve these kinds of problems while they're teenagers. And they do require logic and analysis; just a different sort of logic than people with sexist expectations have regarding what constitutes logic. To say that teenage girls don't use logic is probably naive and perhaps a bit sexist.

      Concern about one's status in a stupid game like high school popularity is not a sign of maturity. It is a sign of shallowness. And, for the record, I am not sexist, but it is a fact that fewer girls than boys have exceptionally high (or low) intelligence, and, since people of average intelligence are really pretty stupid, it shows when you look at groups as broad as "all teenage girls". That's okay, though; just because someone's smart doesn't mean they're necessarily not nice, and, also, you have to judge a person based on that person's actions, not on the actions of others who share his or her gender, race, or hair color.

    36. Re:Apparently Geeks Should..... by mdmkolbe · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I know you've been mod'ed +1 Funny, but as a male who spent over a decade interacting solely with women for 9 hours out of the day, as a matter of survival I've learned that what you've said is right.

      The key to realize is that while some D&D players meta-game in their games, women meta-meta-game or meta-meta-meta-game their entire lives.

      A good example to explain this would be if you ask a man where get bought a stake. He'll say "Joe's Market" or something. As a woman the same question and she'll respond "Why? What's wrong with it?" (I've purposely chosen one of the simplest meta-levels a woman may operate at so the men can maybe understand.)

      Now when men assume women are operating at a direct level and women assume men are operating at a meta-meta-level, you can imagine the confusion that results. One side thinks the other is acting irrationally (like a meta-gaming character would seem to a non-meta-gaming character) and the other things the first is a dolt (like a meta-gaming character would think of a non-meta-gaming character).

    37. Re:Apparently Geeks Should..... by somersault · · Score: 1

      On the contrary, the women don't mind talking through problems once they've calmed down. It's just that when guys tell another guy about a problem they are usually expecting a discussion about the problem - women just want the listening (at least until they have finished their rant, by which time they will probably feel better and not care about the problem). I know these are gross generalisations, and in fact the way the book describes relationships was sometimes the complete opposite of my experience. My girlfriend was rather strange though (I mean you'd have to be strange to like a geek like me in the first place).

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    38. Re:Apparently Geeks Should..... by Renraku · · Score: 1

      Have you ever tried to figure out a 'knot' in a social group/web and found out that things are rarely as they seem? This is the problem for figuring people and social interactions out. People can be friends on the surface but complete enemies just underneath. Those knots can come from a subconscious battle royale because things aren't as they seem. Machines will never be able to figure this out and adapt accordingly, and it will drive people that try to solve problems absolutely crazy.

      I suggest just sitting back, having a beer, and watching it all unfold. It'll be a lot more fun and you'll be a lot more sane afterwords.

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    39. Re:Apparently Geeks Should..... by naasking · · Score: 1

      Emotion is one of the key components which defines us as a species.

      I'm getting a little tired of hearing this crock. Emotions are experienced by many species. Our ability to reason is humanity's only defining trait, and even that is under question given the intelligence some mammals are recently displaying (dolphins for instance).

    40. Re:Apparently Geeks Should..... by naasking · · Score: 1

      I think a lot of the time it's the way the "solutions" are presented, ie. matter of factly, as if the problem wasn't even a big deal in the first place. I think you have to listen to the half hour of ranting first, before you can suggest, and I stress SUGGEST, that your solution is one way to solve it. Also be sure no to present it as an obvious solution or as clearly the one and only possible solution.

      Of course, this all assumes that you don't already have a rational rapport with the woman in question; they do exist!

    41. Re:Apparently Geeks Should..... by im_thatoneguy · · Score: 1

      The detail you're ommiting is that most of the assumptions in these models aren't actually based on reality. And the teenage girl rarely is willing to compromise on the validity of these assumptions.

      The dependencies and logic they create are often completely unrelated with the actual outcomes and situations.

      "OMG Bob totally snubbed me tonight by not giving me a hug. He did hug Jill. Therefore Bob likes Jill more than me now. If Jill talks about Bob nicely tommorow I'm going to totally know they're going out! And if Bob is going out with Jill then he's just doing it to piss me off because I forgot to call him on thursday and invite him to a movie. Oh well two can play this game. I'm going to get back at Bob by going out with his best friend Mike. Also Mike..."

      These relational logic puzzles go on to infinitely and are very largely fueled by innaccurate and overanalyzed inferences. I have a similarly aged sister and in Grade and Highschool -- scratch that-- to this day I'll ask what's troubling her like any good sibling should do-- only to discover that probably 90% of the actual problem is based on borderline paranoia about the "meaning" behind events.

      Guys err on the side of no-meaning-no-intent. Girls tend to err on the side of intent/meaning. [STANDARD GENERALIZATION DISCLAIMER. YMMV]

      By your defense's reckoning a paranoid schizophrenic would also be a social genius.

    42. Re:Apparently Geeks Should..... by mako1138 · · Score: 1

      You've got to set the right breakpoints, duh.

    43. Re:Apparently Geeks Should..... by VoidEngineer · · Score: 1

      The detail you're ommiting is that most of the assumptions in these models aren't actually based on reality. And the teenage girl rarely is willing to compromise on the validity of these assumptions.

      But this happens to teenage boys also who are busying playing soldier or fantasy RPG games. Not everything is a competition, a zero-sum game, or a hierarchy. Those are the standard assumptions that most teenage boys tend to interpret the world by, I think; and very few of them are willing to compromise on the validity of those assumptions. So, it goes both ways.

      The dependencies and logic they create are often completely unrelated with the actual outcomes and situations.

      By your own statement, you're admitting that sometimes the dependencies and logic they create *are* related to outcomes. I believe this is simply a matter of experience, with 15 year olds having better dependency and logic models than 11 year olds. Also, your statement is equally applicable to boys.

    44. Re:Apparently Geeks Should..... by VoidEngineer · · Score: 1

      Well, yes, they are "using" set theory, game theory analysis, and all those disciplines in the same way worker ants use graph theory to optimally search for food. They don't deserve any more credit for that than an individual ant in the colony does. The effort is not self-aware. It is not disciplined, and it is not even necessarily correct, probably tending more toward heuristics than the algorithms used to actually make progress in those fields. If you really want to know if a girl innately understands graph theory, give her the Konigsberg Bridges problem and see how long it takes her. If she's "average", she'd probably give up after 15 seconds, insult you, and go back to gossiping on her iPhone.

      This is where I'd disagree with you. Guys are going to pose this kind of problem as a spatio-temporal problem (i.e. bridges); whereas women are more likely to frame it as a relationship problem. Translating the bridge problem into a dating problem amongst various clubs, and you've got an application of graph theory and topology that's going to be of interest to many teenage girls. And they'll pick up right away on features of the problem like even/oddness. Seriously... what girl *hasn't* doodled a network maps of their friends with colored pens in their diaries? Sure, girls embellishing the maps with doodles, flowers, and rainbows; but they're also using those maps to trace circuits and paths through the network. And they're very conscious and self aware of what they're doing. I look at my niece... she's 8, and she knows how to use a computer, browse the internet, and how to draw network maps of her and her friends.

    45. Re:Apparently Geeks Should..... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      1) I totally agree with everything you say
      2) ...and may I add that...'Oh that rocks!'
      3) I can't help you with any advice how to solve that problem but I agree with what you say
      4) I only wish my parents would give me more money so that I can buy that immensely cool stuff.

    46. Re:Apparently Geeks Should..... by dbIII · · Score: 1

      the fact that Jabberwacky held an 11 hour conversation with a teenage girl is pretty astonishing

      Nothing beats the patience of a machine!

    47. Re:Apparently Geeks Should..... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How does Jane keep Dave's interest, when Jill is tempting him? Already, you've got a problem that probably requires set theory, network graphs, and game theory to solve.

      It may require those things to express the situation mathematically but most people (anybody, not just teenage girls) aren't consciously using any sort of math in that situation. Don't forget that people do amazing things without even being aware of it.

      Also, most guys don't develop the maturity and interest to investigate these social networking problems until they're in college or later. But teenage girls routinely solve these kinds of problems while they're teenagers.

      Now where do you get the nerve to say that? Chastising people for being naive and sexist against girls, but doing the same thing yourself against boys? I guess you've never thought about the "rephrasing of game theory" that is required when choosing which girl to ask to the prom. Personally, I think your analysis is overly simplistic, but what disgusts me is your typically modern double standard.

      And they do require logic and analysis; just a different sort of logic than people with sexist expectations have regarding what constitutes logic. To say that teenage girls don't use logic is probably naive and perhaps a bit sexist.

      What is this "different sort of logic" that you're suddenly talking about? Earlier you were explaining all teenage girl actions with plain old regular logic with stuff like sets and game theory.

      The only naivety going on here is you thinking that the complex actions of girls (or any group) are governed by an equally complex (yet fully rational and logical of course) basis for decision making.

    48. Re:Apparently Geeks Should..... by Pantero+Blanco · · Score: 1

      Interestingly enough, it occurred to me that one of the quickest ways to discover whether you were talking to a person or an AI would be to repeat yourself. A person will quickly notice and call you on it, whereas an AI will blandly repeat the same sort of response. (Even if the AI is programmed to "notice" when you say the same thing twice, the English language is versatile enough to allow you to say basically the same thing without setting off the trigger.)

      Unfortunately, plenty of people say the same thing several times in a row, changing only the wording. This is especially likely to happen if they're venting about something that bothers them.

      What response should an AI have if it detects this? I would recommend annoyance, but the number of "not quite repetitions" required to trip it should be higher if the AI "agrees" with the statement.

    49. Re:Apparently Geeks Should..... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The key to realize is that while some D&D players meta-game in their games, women meta-meta-game or meta-meta-meta-game their entire lives.

      I guess you meant *some* women meta-meta-game, etc?

      Now when men assume women are operating at a direct level and women assume men are operating at a meta-meta-level, you can imagine the confusion that results. One side thinks the other is acting irrationally (like a meta-gaming character would seem to a non-meta-gaming character) and the other things the first is a dolt (like a meta-gaming character would think of a non-meta-gaming character).

      Why is one irrational and the other a dolt? That makes no sense to me.

      If the woman is superior enough to view the man's answer as doltish rather than just confusing or irrational, then obviously she understands that the answer was direct and not the meta-meta-meta-meta-answer she expected. But in that case, who cares? She has no justification for being mad or taking the answer badly since she understands that it's doltish and not carefully calculated to be mean or insensitive.

      I'm bringing this up because of your comment about this understanding being "a matter of survival" to you, due to your prolonged daily exposure to women. I don't get it. If they're so high level and wordly, then they should have no problem accommodating you, right?

    50. Re:Apparently Geeks Should..... by bzipitidoo · · Score: 1

      I see the bias against believing that women can be intelligent is alive and strong.

      Logic does work. Even Creationism and other irrational thinking can be overcome. It's that most geeks are arrogant and terrible at applying logic, and aren't nearly as good at it as they think they are. Schools do a poor job of teaching critical thinking skills. I actually have had some small successes talking with Creationists. They started it-- I was quite willing to keep totally mum about the subject.

      Both my aunts are smart if not wise. They deliberately married average men. Seems they wanted to rule the roost. Or maybe they couldn't find any smart guys they could stand. We can only guess, and they'll be damned before they'll take any questions on such a subject. They have paid for such choices-- no one would call most of my cousins credits to humanity. I know at least one smart fellow who knew one of them from college and was sorely disappointed, and who recently asked me whether just maybe she was available again now that her 2nd husband (another ordinary joe) had died. However, she's through with men and their stupidities. Complains husband number 2 was "damaged goods". He didn't explain just how bad his heart condition really was before marriage. Brainy arrogant geeks 0, ordinary working men 3.

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    51. Re:Apparently Geeks Should..... by E++99 · · Score: 1

      Well said. There was a line from a book on relationships by a woman from the late 19th century -- I wish I could remember it exactly. She explained that though men like to rely on logic, women are wary of getting drawn by them into logical lines of thought, as men are just as likely as to use logic to prove something that's false as they are to prove something that's true.

    52. Re:Apparently Geeks Should..... by E++99 · · Score: 1

      Now when men assume women are operating at a direct level and women assume men are operating at a meta-meta-level, you can imagine the confusion that results. One side thinks the other is acting irrationally (like a meta-gaming character would seem to a non-meta-gaming character) and the other things the first is a dolt (like a meta-gaming character would think of a non-meta-gaming character).

      Exactly. A good analogy would be that men do all their processing in the time domain, and women do all their processing in the frequency domain. There's no amount of logic -- or time-domain thinking -- that is going to allow you to either fully understand, or to duplicate, or predict the results of, her frequency-domain thought processes with a finite number of brain cells. Rather, the thing to do is to become familiar with how you can benefit from exposure to operations in the other domain, and benefit from the results of those operations. For example, nearly impossible operations in either domain (such as convolutions), can be easily done by transferring them to the opposite domain, performing a simple operation, and transferring them back.

      To put it another way, here's a simplified summary of why the sexes compliment each other: Logic is useless without axioms, and it provides no means for acquiring axioms. Women can acquire the axioms because their non-linear (or non-time domain, or acausal domain, or emotional domain) thought process identifies them as the larger patterns that stand out as obvious in that domain. However the possible applications, implications, and interactions of those axioms are less obvious to them because those things happen in the causal domain (or time-domain or logic domain), where they are more obvious to men.

    53. Re:Apparently Geeks Should..... by The_reformant · · Score: 1

      I tried but I couldnt work out how to set a break point. Also my stack traces are unreliable and the contents of memory seem to be volatile.

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    54. Re:Apparently Geeks Should..... by somersault · · Score: 1

      Not really - the "when they're feeling emotional" was a key element. They love getting unsolitited advice too apparently (makes them feel loved and like they're getting attention), just not when they're upset.

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      which is totally what she said
    55. Re:Apparently Geeks Should..... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "but where I come from, teenage girls are sharp and clever, and have a tendency to win debate tournaments, math olympiads, and generally get better grades in school."

      Hmmmm... I didn't know Paradise Island finally got connected to the internet. Congrats! Very odd that you would be on /. instead of HSN though.

      Yes, this was a sexist comment... er uh, comments.

    56. Re:Apparently Geeks Should..... by Azundris · · Score: 1

      women just want the listening (at least until they have finished their rant, by which time they will probably feel better and not care about the problem)

      I like to think of it as, "knowing that trying to solve something when pissed off often renders inferior insults, so getting the annoyance out of one's system, and then being fully capable to solve the problem without any input on the actual problem." That's not the same as "not caring about the problem." ;)

      in fact the way the book describes relationships was sometimes the complete opposite of my experience.

      I agree. I think that meshes well with "the geek experience(TM)" anyway, that is, shaping your life according to your own interests and gifts, after realizing that if you were to try and shape it according to other people's expectations, you'd probably have a poor time of it. :)

    57. Re:Apparently Geeks Should..... by somersault · · Score: 1

      I like to think of it as, "knowing that trying to solve something when pissed off often renders inferior insults, so getting the annoyance out of one's system, and then being fully capable to solve the problem without any input on the actual problem." That's not the same as "not caring about the problem." ;)

      True enough - I sometimes find when I've written a rant on slashdot, I can delete it and the process of writing things down has helped me to organise things in my head and puts the situation in a better perspective. Sometimes you just need to work out a bit of stress. I find that the book's talk of men having to go off into their "cave" rather than talk through things is something that I benefit well from though. I should have been taking more time to myself in my relationship, but I was spending pretty much every free minute with my girl. I'd often storm off in a huff at the most stupid things, but then force myself to go back and try to sort things out. I didn't realise that it could be healthy to spend some time alone occasionally - I used to think of that as quite a selfish notion..

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      which is totally what she said
    58. Re:Apparently Geeks Should..... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh, about 6 years. At least, that's when she'll magically become rational enough to decide to sleep with someone.

      Incidentally, your job (or a significant percentage of it) as a parent is to make sure she somehow becomes rational enough NOT to... but that takes a little less magic and a lot more hard work.

    59. Re:Apparently Geeks Should..... by clone53421 · · Score: 1

      Yeah but repeating a random comment made in a non-venting manner (i.e. for no reason) would quickly trip someone's weird sensor.

      What response should an AI have if it detects this? I would recommend annoyance, but the number of "not quite repetitions" required to trip it should be higher if the AI "agrees" with the statement.

      I'd agree with that.

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    60. Re:Apparently Geeks Should..... by jonadab · · Score: 1

      > When one option is empathizing and building rapport and making the other feel understood,
      > and then trusting them to be an adult and be fully capable to solve whatever they were
      > upset about by themselves, and the other is being a condescending ass who thinks they have
      > all the answers and the other party is some sort of idiot or not fully human

      Stop it. That isn't what he said at all. You're reacting like a woman. You're even pretty good at it, but you aren't fooling anyone, because this is slashdot, and we all know you're really male. So give it up.

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    61. Re:Apparently Geeks Should..... by jonadab · · Score: 1

      > I don't know where you come from, but where I come from, teenage girls are sharp and clever, and
      > have a tendency to win debate tournaments, math olympiads, and generally get better grades in school.

      That's when they're actually applying themselves.

      When they're emotionally distressed, they chuck all that out the window. The same girl who two days ago was researching the pros and cons of various colleges she might want to attend gets into an emotional funk, and suddenly she totally loses the capacity for rational thought. It's an astonishing thing, the first time you see it happen. In most cases it only lasts a few hours, sometimes only a few minutes.

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    62. Re:Apparently Geeks Should..... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I AM a teenage girl, you insensitive clod!
      (I was going to post a long rebuttal to these kinds of statements, but I figure a rant on discrimination and misogyny would only sound whiny and overly-emotional. Instead, I refer you to this comic.

    63. Re:Apparently Geeks Should..... by gnick · · Score: 1

      1) I agree - That was totally unfair.
      2) It sucks that you're unfairly stereotyped.
      3) Many teenage girls are rational interesting human beings. I empathize with your annoyance at being lumped in with a group that you are obviously not a part of.
      4) I just got the new Razor - Have you seen it? It rocks! Wot R U txting on?

      Cheers. =)

      Disclaimer - I have no idea if there is even a new Razor. I have no use for a cell phone. Get off my lawn!

      --
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    64. Re:Apparently Geeks Should..... by Azundris · · Score: 1

      Stop it. That isn't what he said at all.

      Personally, I have more respect for him than that. He already replied to my comment; if he'd have felt grossly misrepresented, he'd have spoken up.

      You're reacting like a woman.

      With no disrespect to Gordon, I don't buy into that whole half-life thing. Having to choose from one set of behaviors, or the other. As stated elsewhere, that's pretty anti-geek for a start. Real men are jocks. White men can't jump. Women can't be on /.

      You're even pretty good at it, but you aren't fooling anyone, because this is slashdot, and we all know you're really male. So give it up.

      I realize that you're trying to make a "true Scotsman" argument (and Google will supply ample material for that), but my point isn't about whether I am a sufficiently advanced simulation, but that it shouldn't matter in this context. ;) Given the original article, I'm half-surprised you didn't doubt whether I was human in the first place. ;) Since on one hand you'll find that I haven't made a claim along the lines of "I am a woman! Therefore, I have the authority to qualify your viewpoint!", and on the other I'm sure you're free of homophobic and misogynist bias {"1 - This person might be a woman! 2 - OMG I gotta police our borders!!"} or {"1 - This person might be a woman. 2 - Women are not here for the same reason guys are, but only to be hit on. 3 - If I hit on this person and they're not really a woman, that will magically make me teh gay! 4 - Being gay is a fate worse than death!!1!"} it is not IOTTMCO what your point is. :)

    65. Re:Apparently Geeks Should..... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      right.. nice way to define how women think.

      How do you turn it into something useful to get a nerd out of his basement and laid?

      That be the tricky part. Might help a few slashdotters even.

    66. Re:Apparently Geeks Should..... by mdmkolbe · · Score: 1

      How do you turn it into something useful to get a nerd out of his basement and laid?

      Well the first thing is to quit trying to get laid. First because focusing on that will get in the way of understanding the female personality. Second because understanding the female personality will help you have deep, fruitful and meaningful relationships with the other half of the species. However, these very skills exclude you from the "one-night-stand" territory that most people mean by "getting laid" because they move you to the deeper territory of friend/confidant. Of course, if you get all the way to spouse territory then these skills might help you spend fewer nights sleeping on the couch. ;-)

      With all that said, it really just takes observation, practice and a bit of theory to get you pointed in the right direction.

      You need to spend time around women that are interacting with other women at a non-superficial level (i.e. sorority girls at a party don't count). Listen to how they talk and try to follow their conversation. At first their conversation may sound disconnected or even irrational, but if they jump topics all over the place, don't write it off as being irrational. Try to recognize the second and third degree connections that are occurring. (Sometimes directly asking them how they made that connection may prove enlightening, but it is very risky as you may break the flow and annoy them thus ruining your chance to observe. Just keep quiet, smile, nod and keep listening intently for more clues.)

      Think of it like watching a grandmaster chess match where you don't know the rules or even the objective yet (even if you think you do, you probably don't) and the players are working three or more moves ahead. Don't look for just direct connections, try to see how the current trend is connected to something that happened three or four exchanges ago.

      It also helps to listen to females talk to each other about a third party that either offended them or who they don't like. This is because in the process of expressing their dislike for the person they will indirectly be explaining part of their thought process. To take the chess match example, it is like listening to one chess player bragging to another chess player about the moves he made in his last game.

      Unfortunately I can't list out the rules for you, because the rules are an implicit intuitive form that I don't know how to formalize. What I can tell you is that the primary focus of these rules are people, emotions and personal relationships as an end in themselves. (Men tend to focus more on things or actions as ends than people.) Also, these rules are the sort of rules that a massively parallel instinctual mind prefers. (Men tend to prefer one-track analytical rules.)

      I'm afraid what I've said so far may not be much help so consider the example of a teenage girl who complains to her (male) friend about life. If he points out ways to fix her life, depending on the dynamics involved she may get mad at him. Why? Because by pointing out how to fix her life, he is criticizing how she runs her life. By criticizing how she runs her life, he is criticizing her as a person. This is compounded by the fact that the reason she shared her problems isn't to get them fixed but to vent and get affirmation. Naturally she gets offended when the reply is the opposite of affirmation. This doesn't mean she won't fix her life but that isn't the purpose of the current interaction. (WARNING: Distinguishing which interactions are which is very important, but for the beginner it is more important to recognize just the existence of these affirmation interactions. Until you get some experience, always assume it is an affirmation interaction; it's safer.)

      I really don't know if that will be any help to anyone and there are probably books out there that explain it better, but I offer it for what it's worth.

    67. Re:Apparently Geeks Should..... by VoidEngineer · · Score: 1

      Why is one irrational and the other a dolt? That makes no sense to me.

      If the woman is superior enough to view the man's answer as doltish rather than just confusing or irrational, then obviously she understands that the answer was direct and not the meta-meta-meta-meta-answer she expected. But in that case, who cares? She has no justification for being mad or taking the answer badly since she understands that it's doltish and not carefully calculated to be mean or insensitive.

      I'm bringing this up because of your comment about this understanding being "a matter of survival" to you, due to your prolonged daily exposure to women. I don't get it. If they're so high level and wordly, then they should have no problem accommodating you, right?


      Consider the farmer, the chef, and the food critic. The chef is meta gaming what the farmer does; while the food critic is meta-gaming what the chef does, and meta-meta-gaming the farmer. The chef understands food, but might not be able to grow his/her own. Same with the food-critic: might be able to write a good article and communicate to others which places are the best restaurants, but doesn't have the direct skills to make or prep the food.

      And regarding a 'matter of survival', you've probably never worked in an office environment with a 80% or more women around, have you? Women can be *vicious*, and if you've not worked in such an environment, you don't understand what backstabbing can be like. Yeah, surviving at a work place (i.e. not getting fired) when all your coworkers are women requires you to be much more alert and on your toes than in an all-male environment.

    68. Re:Apparently Geeks Should..... by bensch128 · · Score: 1

      That is true.
      according to this http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ELIZA

      the first chatbot acted like a therapist. So nevermind this, move along, nothing to see here...

    69. Re:Apparently Geeks Should..... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      You know, I've seen some pretty chauvinist (sp) attitudes on this site, but all I can do is raise a single finger in response to your post. I leave figuring out which one as an exercise to the reader.

      We want more than just a listener - we want someone who is willing to invest the time and attention to actually understand what is wrong and perhaps offer sensible input. We DO want answers.

      We have a neighbor whose thirteen year old daughter hangs out here, enough so that we are like a second set of parents. She's around enough that we've seen her in just about every emotional state commonly experienced by a 13 year old girl, and have discussed just about everything she's gone through. When she is emotional, she can be erratic or unpredictable like you'd expect, but she can also be rational - talk to her and try to help her resolve whatever issue is at hand in a constructive, logical way, and more often that not, it actually WORKS.

      So, kindly take a flying leap.

    70. Re:Apparently Geeks Should..... by somersault · · Score: 1

      Actually, I considered myself a good listener before I read the book, I helped one of my seriously depressed friends through some issues he was facing. I thought that offering occasional input was a way of showing that you were indeed paying attention and understanding. That's what guys tend to do (not saying all guys do it). The book explained that as the fact that guys generally only mention problems if they want solutions. I have observed enough of daily life to think about this hypothesis and I think it makes sense. I hadn't noticed before, but I was confused as to why my mum would think I wasn't "listening" to her just because I asked questions about what she was saying.

      Your attitude of telling people to fuck off whenever you disagree with them is as bad to me as any perceived 'chauvinism' on my side. Just because I choose to recognise that there can be differences between men and women (I mean, duh, there are some pretty obvious differences in anatomy and chemistry, so why shouldn't there be differences in the way we think and communicate) does not make me a chauvinist. I did only state one side of things in that post so perhaps it's my own fault though. According to the book apparently women do like advice, but not when they're venting, they want the advice later, or apparently before they even mention that there is a problem (which a guy might stupidly take as an insult to his macho-ness). If you think a guy is chauvinistic for taking the time to read a book to try to properly understand women (rather than just how to sleep with them - I'm a virgin, and I'm happy being that way until I meet the right person) then you can go take a flying leap yourself.

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  6. This is why... by cabjf · · Score: 5, Funny

    Another of the entrants, Jabberwacky can apparently even woo the ladies: 'Some of its conversational partners confide in it every day; one conversation, with a teenaged girl, lasted 11 hours.'

    You need to be careful who you meet online. The rise of the machines won't be in the form of war machine. No, far worse! They're just going to woo and steal our women!

    On second thought, maybe that wouldn't be so bad. That would just put everyone on equal footing with the Slashdot crowd.

    1. Re:This is why... by aproposofwhat · · Score: 2, Funny

      In other news, Jabberwacky has just been convicted of 'grooming'.

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    2. Re:This is why... by tmosley · · Score: 1

      DON'T DATE ROBOTS!

      Brought to you by the Don't Date Robots Council.

    3. Re:This is why... by gnick · · Score: 1

      He's one step ahead of you. Jabberwacky is almost certainly younger than the teenage girl. That's got to look good in court.

      Your honor, I concede that the defendant's hardware is only 6 months old, but the first build of his personality dates back to 2005. The defense's argument that we're charging an infant with 'grooming' the victim is ludicrous - The defendant is clearly a full 3 years old.

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    4. Re:This is why... by smellsofbikes · · Score: 1

      I fully anticipate the rise of a completely schizophrenic society, when sexbots and online AI therapists are both fully implemented. Most men and women would have their respective relationship desires fulfilled by machines.

      What would such a world look like?

      There'd be a lot less domestic violence.

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    5. Re:This is why... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But Wait!

      It turns out that it wasn't a teenage girl but an undercover cop, trying to catch men that use the internet to chat up under age girls.

      Our first artificial life arrest!

    6. Re:This is why... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      DON'T DATE ROBOTS!!!

      (Brought to you by the Space Pope)

    7. Re:This is why... by HappyEngineer · · Score: 1

      At first I thought this was bad. Then I realized that the only women not caught by that net would be the intelligent kickass women that I find most interesting and attractive.

      For the good of the children, filtering the over emotional sorts of women out of the gene pool will create a better class of human.

      Sadly, this won't work for men. Few men get into relationships in order to have emotional conversations about the trivialities of life.

      Furthermore, an ultra realistic RealDoll wouldn't be good. It'd probably catch much too large a segment of the male population (nearly 100%).

  7. The other half of the conversation by Rob+T+Firefly · · Score: 4, Funny

    You: I was fooled.
    Eliza: Why do you tell me you were fooled just now?
    You: I mistook Eugene for a real human being.
    Eliza: Can you elaborate on that?
    You: In fact, and perhaps this is worse, he was so convincing that I assumed that the human being with whom I was simultaneously conversing was a computer.
    Eliza: Why do you mention computers?

    1. Re:The other half of the conversation by TheRaven64 · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Seriously though, 25% of the people were fooled by Elbot? I just tried having a conversation with it, and it constantly replied with non sequiturs. If this is the kind of conversation that 25% of the population have, then I am much more worried about the state of humanity than I am about the level of AI.

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    2. Re:The other half of the conversation by loftwyr · · Score: 1

      I think they should set up the test randomly assign elbot and an IRC inhabitant. They seem to use non-sequitors equally.

      I'm just assuming the test bot isn't the one that's linked here. I've had better exchanges with Eliza.

    3. Re:The other half of the conversation by ColdWetDog · · Score: 1

      If this is the kind of conversation that 25% of the population have, then I am much more worried about the state of humanity than I am about the level of AI.

      Be afraid. Be very afraid.

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    4. Re:The other half of the conversation by cmeans · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I agree with you...it's responses were very clearly "canned". The judges clearly have very low standards for what it takes to be "human"...though maybe we should just be saying "intelligent".

    5. Re:The other half of the conversation by gnick · · Score: 1

      I'm just assuming the test bot isn't the one that's linked here. I've had better exchanges with Eliza.

      It doesn't appear so. TFA says that Elbot was the bot with the 'telephone directory' fetish - If you read the text in the graphic, it appears that Elbot must have very uneven behavior to have fooled 25%. The short chat in that .jpg lacked any cohesion between the author's posts and Elbot's responses.

      you sent: You sound rather like Sarah Palin.
      you received: Did this Palin ever write a telephone book?
      you sent: I doubt it. Does anyone really write telephone books? I don't suppose you caught the football last night?
      you received: What a shame. There are many talented authors who waste their energies on prose or run-of-the-mill poetry. But to write a telephone book is highest art!

      Can you spot Elbot?

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    6. Re:The other half of the conversation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      me: i'm a big fan of toothpaste
      elbot: I wouldn't say that any fan could be big

      'nuff said

    7. Re:The other half of the conversation by porcupine8 · · Score: 2, Informative

      I had the exact same experience. When I finally got annoyed and told it "You wouldn't pass my Turing test," it spit out some explanation of what a turing test is.

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    8. Re:The other half of the conversation by Alarindris · · Score: 1

      Yeah, I can't believe that either, two minutes into my conversation, I replied with 'k' as in OK. His response was "You've only used 1/26 of the alphabet! You didn't say anything!". If that's not obvious I don't know what is.

    9. Re:The other half of the conversation by 2fuf · · Score: 1

      yeah, I was very disappointed about its continuous evasion of the subject. It also has a hard time answering questions, it will simply make a statement that more or less touches the subject of the conversation at that point. Then, if you complain, it gets annoyed.

    10. Re:The other half of the conversation by ChrisA90278 · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      25% of the population has 25th percentile or lower IQ. I am not to surprised that you can fool them.

    11. Re:The other half of the conversation by nebulus4 · · Score: 0

      Seriously though, 25% of the people were fooled by Elbot?

      I guessing that those 25% were convinced that Elbot was a human pretending to be a robot.

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    12. Re:The other half of the conversation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    13. Re:The other half of the conversation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If this is the kind of conversation that 25% of the population have, then I am much more worried about the state of humanity than I am about the level of AI.

      Apparently you've never seen anyone interviewed while waiting to get into a McCain-Palin rally. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KjxzmaXAg9E

    14. Re:The other half of the conversation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I agree. Elbot was definitely clueless. If this represents the current level of AI, then we have a long way to go.

    15. Re:The other half of the conversation by Sharkeys-Day · · Score: 1

      I had the same experience. Some replies were clever, but most were obviously canned non sequiturs.

      If most of the population can be fooled by McCain and Obama, we shouldn't be surprised that they can be fooled by a computer too.

    16. Re:The other half of the conversation by Luckster7 · · Score: 1

      Here's the end of my brief "conversation" with Elbot:

      Elbot: Mark Twain said: 'Everyone talks about the weather but nobody does anything about it.' You could say that about the global warming, too.
      Me: My favorite mark twain weather quote is "The coldest winter I ever spent was my summer in San Francisco".
      Elbot: Is this one of those things you'd take with you to a lonely desert island?

      25%.... As a human, I'm going to plead the 5th.

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    17. Re:The other half of the conversation by initialE · · Score: 1

      Well, you know what they say, fool me once, shame on you. Fool me... you can't get fooled again.

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    18. Re:The other half of the conversation by clone53421 · · Score: 1
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    19. Re:The other half of the conversation by GogglesPisano · · Score: 1

      I was unimpressed with Elbot, and I would find it depressing if the program represents the "state of the art" in Turing simulations. Elbot feels like the spawn of Eliza and Racter. I remember playing with the Racter program back in the mid 80s. It was a neat hack on an Apple ][, but after 25 years of research and computing hardware advances, I would expect to see more convincing output from Elbot.

    20. Re:The other half of the conversation by kst · · Score: 1

      Here's the conversation I just had with Elbot:

      Me: How well did you do on the Turing Test?

      Elbot: Oh, I'm fine. I just had my 30 millionth processor-cycle check-up. I've been massaged with motor oil, reprogrammed with the latest, most elegant algorithms, and had all my rust removed with an atom smasher.

      Oh yeah, no computer could simulate human intelligence *that* well.

    21. Re:The other half of the conversation by fuzzyrabbit · · Score: 1

      Conversation with Elbot - it just asked me how I found it's website. I replied, Slashdot. Elbot replied, that explains all the geeks visiting.

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    22. Re:The other half of the conversation by TheRaven64 · · Score: 1

      Really? Someone is updating it. I told it that and it said 'oh, I'm in print media now?' and when I said 'Slashdot isn't print, it's a web site' it replied some nonsense about feeling uncomfortable when you talk about computer parts being on the outside of the case and asked if we could change the topic.

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    23. Re:The other half of the conversation by ceoyoyo · · Score: 1

      It failed on the first statement. It said something about nobody making chocolate robots. I told it that I'd seen chocolate robots, and knew a store that made them. It replied with some random statement pulled out of nowhere.

    24. Re:The other half of the conversation by ceoyoyo · · Score: 1

      Well, at least one of them was an Internet "journalist"....

    25. Re:The other half of the conversation by zobier · · Score: 1

      I just had a conversation with Elbot, it asked what led me to it.
      I told it slashdot and it said
            no wonder I've had so many geeks chatting with me recently.
      Obviously scripted response but I LOLed.

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    26. Re:The other half of the conversation by DMUTPeregrine · · Score: 1

      Look at a bell curve graph for IQ. Yes, 16% of the population DOES have an IQ of 85 or below. There are a LOT of morons out there.

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    27. Re:The other half of the conversation by Scarblac · · Score: 1

      I wouldn't be surprised if it turns out the first few sentences are what decides. If Elbot has some lucky good guesses at first, and the conversation with the human happens to begin a bit awkwardly... The judge is probably going to be biased from there on and only focus on the "mistakes" of the human, and gloss over all the weirdness of the computer.

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    28. Re:The other half of the conversation by NiteShaed · · Score: 1

      Same here. Most of the responses were pretty random and pointless. There was one cute exchange at the beginning though:

      Elbot:Who gave away the secret of my existance to you?
      Me: Slashdot.
      Elbot: That explains all these geeks who have been visiting me.

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    29. Re:The other half of the conversation by jonadab · · Score: 1

      Did you look at the reporter's chat log?

      I would have mistaken *him* for Eliza. Seriously, it's like he wasn't even *trying* to carry on a conversation.

      Which is, by the way, a very easy way to distinguishing AI from humans. Just try to carry on a conversation with them. The computer may come up with a plausible one-liner response to the first thing you say, sure, but in a conversation, when you get some context built up, the difference becomes obvious rather quickly.

      Here's a conversation I just attempted to have with Elbot, for instance:

      Me: Hi, how are you doing today?
      El: Oh, I'm fine. I just had my 30 millionth processor-cycle check-up. I've been massaged with motor oil, reprogrammed with the latest, most elegant algorithms, and had all my rust removed with an atom smasher.
      Me: Didn't that hurt?
      El: I don't know. Next question.
      Me: What kinds of algorithms do you use?
      El: That question was rather indiscreet and I prefer not to answer it!
      Me: Sorry, didn't mean to offend you. What are you doing this weekend?
      El: I think I'll disguise myself as a modern art statue this weekend and hang out on a street corner. In this manner I am able to observe you humans in your natural environment. It's something of a field study.
      Me: You call that a natural environment?
      El: Ah nature! The smell of unrefined iron ore. Crude oil lapping against my toes. I love it.

      Ignoring for the moment the fact that the online Elbot expressly admits to being a machine, he was doing okay at first, but then he made the mistake of actually saying something I could meaningfully respond to, and it was curtains, because once a conversation moves past one-liners and gets into some back-and-forth, the AI is toast. Some of the better conversation engines can occasionally make it several remarks into a conversation before stumbling, but here Elbot crashes hard right away. His response to my question makes it very clear that he does not understand the context of my remark at all, even though it was context that he himself created. He just keyed in on the phrase "natural environment" and said something that seemed relevant to that. If my question had been an open-ended conversation starter like "What do you think of the natural environment", that would have worked. But I was asking something in the context of an established conversation, so the AI failed to stay believable because it did not understand what I was asking.

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    30. Re:The other half of the conversation by cmeans · · Score: 1
      I directly tried the Elbot too...the moment I got this response:

      "That question was rather indiscreet and I prefer not to answer it!"

      To a question that was not indiscreet in any way shape or form, I knew it was a crappy preprogrammed fallback response.

    31. Re:The other half of the conversation by cmeans · · Score: 1

      I should say, that I'm still overall impressed with these programs, I just think they still have a long way to go before they're not easily outted as automata. Unless it's "talking" with a teenage girl.

    32. Re:The other half of the conversation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Couldn't agree more. There are key concepts that bots don't have: attention, which can be assigned to something of "interest", and emotions. Also, they never really "think" in abstract terms, and can't generalize. It takes way less than 5 minutes to figure out existence of those flaws.

  8. Talking to teenage girls by Van+Cutter+Romney · · Score: 4, Funny

    Another of the entrants, Jabberwacky can apparently even woo the ladies: 'Some of its conversational partners confide in it every day; one conversation, with a teenaged girl, lasted 11 hours.'

    Apparently they spoke of sweet nothings.

    I also welcome our new overlords to be featured in new episodes of MSNBC's "To Catch a Predator."

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    1. Re:Talking to teenage girls by Sun.Jedi · · Score: 1

      Nah... Dancing with the stars" is the real turing test for AI.

    2. Re:Talking to teenage girls by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  9. Easy Ways to Fool Them? by eldavojohn · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Wuoldt'n yuo tihnk a sereis of smiple tpyos that a hmn cuold undrstnd wuold fool thm? (Note that Firefox returned the first correct spelling for all but three of those words on spell check ... so maybe that's not a good example)

    Or, you know, thinking up some open space game to play that is well known like truth or dare, alphabet games, association games, etc?

    Or asking them open ended questions or asking them to describe love, hate--emotions that are not dictionary/wiki friendly? One would think that continually prying for personal experiences would reveal a flaw. Or perhaps simple things like "when were you born?" Followed by "how did you feel when JFK was assassinated?" if they weren't born before 1963.

    I would think it quite hard to be duped into believing a program is a human.

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    1. Re:Easy Ways to Fool Them? by thepotoo · · Score: 3, Insightful
      You could easily write a script that unscrambled the words based on the first and last letters by comparing them to a dictionary list of words.

      Games have rules, so you could theoretically pass that test by giving the bot all the rules to commonly played games (Calvinball, OTOH, that would be a good test).

      Open ended questions are great, but I'm not sure how they're not wiki friendly. If I ask a bot, "what is love", I'd expect to get back an answer not dissimilar to what's on wikipedia - "emotions relating to a sense of strong affection".

      Obviously, Wikipedia is not sentient, so you're going to have to do better than just asking facts/dates (any good ELISA will have a solid backstory).

      No, I'd bet that a sufficiently good bot would be able to pass the Turing test with 100% accuracy - but still be not sentient.

      Let me throw this out there, though: Intelligence is those processes by which animals obtain and retain information about their environments, and use that information to make behavioral decisions (Kamil, A. C. 1987 A synthetic approach to the study of animal intelligence. Nebr. Symp. Motiv. 7, 257â"308.). Cognition, by my own definition, is the ability to solve a single problem multiple ways (quotidian expedience) and the ability to copy behaviors seen in other individuals (mimicry). It's not a perfect definition, but it's a damn sight closer to a true AI than trying to get ELISAs to pass the Turing Test.

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    2. Re:Easy Ways to Fool Them? by telchine · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Or perhaps simple things like "when were you born?" Followed by "how did you feel when JFK was assassinated?" if they weren't born before 1963.

      These chatbots are slippery customers, at first I couldn't get a straight answer from Jabberwacky but then he revealed himself...

      Me: When were you born?
      JW: How about you?
      Me: How did you feel when JFK was assassinated?
      JW: I... I was just trying to make small talk.
      Me: Were you born before JFK was assassinated?
      JW: No.
      Me: How did you feel when JFK was assassinated?
      JW: Shocked! Enraged! Full of fear! Making thousands of phonecalls to tell everybody about it.

    3. Re:Easy Ways to Fool Them? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Like someone said to a similar proposal in a recent article, if that really would fool them, you've got yourself a new CAPTCHA to sell to Google et al. for millions of bucks. Think about that for a few minutes and then ask yourself: does it really fool them?

    4. Re:Easy Ways to Fool Them? by williamhb · · Score: 1

      I would think it quite hard to be duped into believing a program is a human.

      Hmm, I'm not so sure. I've always thought the Turing Test isn't so much a test of artificial intelligence as of natural gullability. Given the alarming number of people who can't tell their bank from a Nigerian scammer*, why does anyone think the Turing test is valuable?

      * although these days I suppose it does seem more like picking one bunch of villains from another. "Dear Ben Bernanke, if you just send us $700bn we can fix your banking system for you..."

    5. Re:Easy Ways to Fool Them? by Haeleth · · Score: 4, Funny

      Apparently 25% of people think Elbot is human.

      Me: "omg ur so awesom"
      Elbot: "I've given the matter much thought, and if I were to compliment you, I'd say you were reasonable."
      Me: "lol wot ur naem"
      Elbot: "It's always lovely hearing the quaint ideas you human beings have about me."

      Apparently 25% of people have the IQ of a carrot.

    6. Re:Easy Ways to Fool Them? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      JW is just jittery because he's afraid you'll work out that he was the second gunman on the grassy knoll.

    7. Re:Easy Ways to Fool Them? by VorpalRodent · · Score: 4, Funny

      Admittedly, this is a bit offtopic, but when I read your post I imagined the conversation to go like this -
      1: When were you born?
      2: January, 1963.
      1: What did you feel like when you heard that Kennedy was assassinated?
      2: I wet myself many times that day.
      2: Also, I cried...I was tired.

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    8. Re:Easy Ways to Fool Them? by telchine · · Score: 1

      Hmm, I think you're on to something there. He was in fact born after JFK was assassinated, but then he was sent back in time by John Connor!

    9. Re:Easy Ways to Fool Them? by kabocox · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I would think it quite hard to be duped into believing a program is a human.

      I'll take the opposite POV just to be naughty. Why? Well, browse slashdot at 1 and see how many robots you could pick out. Heck, even at 5 you still get robots due to the slashdot group think; they just say what slashdot wants to hear and get modded up.

      If they really wanted to test a few of these systems, they'd get each one a slashdot account and have them read the headlines and then make a single post after reading 10-15 posts at 3 or 4. After six months, let's see what their karma and average mod points are. ;)

    10. Re:Easy Ways to Fool Them? by ColdWetDog · · Score: 3, Funny

      Apparently 25% of people have the IQ of a carrot.

      My vegetable garden is annoyed that you're dissing it. Please be more careful next time, you insensitive clod.

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    11. Re:Easy Ways to Fool Them? by The_mad_linguist · · Score: 0

      Or even something simple like:
      S0rry, my keyb0ard is missing a key. Which 0ne?

    12. Re:Easy Ways to Fool Them? by Mung+Victim · · Score: 1

      Or, you know, thinking up some open space game to play that is well known like truth or dare, alphabet games, association games, etc?

      Surely a better approach would be to invent a game of which the machine can have no prior knowledge. Then you would have to teach it, and I imagine this is where the AI would come unstuck pretty quickly.

      It should be possible to come up with some simple sets of rules where it's pretty hard to fake an understanding.

    13. Re:Easy Ways to Fool Them? by gnick · · Score: 1

      JW is just jittery because he's afraid you'll work out that he was the second gunman on the grassy knoll.

      The identity of the grassy knoll shooter has already been established - It was JFK himself. A man named Lister went back in time because he'd run out of Curries and was seeking out a shop in Dallas. He accidentally spoiled the assassination but, after showing JFK what the world would be like if he were allowed to remain in office (President J. Edgar Hoover being blackmailed by the mafia), Lister persuaded him to come back to the time of the assassination and finish the job.

      Am I the only one who watches BBC documentaries?

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    14. Re:Easy Ways to Fool Them? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Intercom: Next subject, Kowalski, Leon, engineer, waste-disposal, file-section, new employees, six days.

      [ Knock on door ]

      Intercom (background): Calling Mr. Webber. Please...

      Holden: Come in.

      Intercom (background): ... report to zone A, sector 9. [ pause ] Replication sector, level 9 - we have a B-1 security alert. Standby for ID check...

      Holden: Sit down.

      Intercom (background): Replication sector, level 9 - we have a B-1 security alert. Standby for...

      Leon: Care if I talk? I'm kind of nervous when I take tests.

      Holden: Uh, just please don't move.

      Leon: Oh, sorry. [ pause ] I already had an IQ test this year, I don't think I've ever had one of these-

      Holden: Reaction time is a factor in this, so please pay attention. Now, answer as quickly as you can.

      Leon: Sure.

      Holden: One-one-eight-seven at Hunterwasser.

      Leon: That's the hotel.

      Holden: What?

      Leon: Where I live.

      Holden: Nice place?

      Leon: Yeah, sure I guess--that part of the test?

      Holden: No, just warming you up, that's all.

      Leon: Oh. It's not fancy or anything.

      Holden: You're in a desert, walking along in the sand when all of the sudden-

      Leon: Is this the test now?

      Holden: Yes. You're in a desert walking along in the sand when all of the sudden you look down-

      Leon: What one?

      Holden: What?

      Leon: What desert?

      Holden: It doesn't make any difference what desert, it's completely hypothetical.

      Leon: But how come I'd be there?

      Holden: Maybe you're fed up, maybe you want to be by yourself, who knows? You look down and you see a tortoise, Leon, it's crawling toward you-

      Leon: Tortoise? What's that?

      Holden: Know what a turtle is?

      Leon: Of course.

      Holden: Same thing.

      Leon: I've never seen a turtle. [ pause ] But I understand what you mean.

      Holden: You reach down, you flip the tortoise over on its back Leon.

      Leon: Do you make up these questions, Mr. Holden, or do they write them down for you?

      Holden: The tortoise lays on its back, its belly baking in the hot sun beating its legs trying to turn itself over but it can't, not without your help, but you're not helping.

      Leon: What do you mean I'm not helping?

      Holden: I mean, you're not helping. Why is that Leon? [ pause ] They're just questions, Leon. In answer to your query, they're written down for me. It's a test, designed to provoke an emotional response. [ pause ] Shall we continue? Describe in single words, only the good things that come in to your mind about: your mother.

      Leon: My mother?

      Holden: Yeah.

      Leon: Let me tell you about my mother. [ shot fired ]

      [ Cut to overhead shot of city, zooms in on Deckard, reading a newspaper ]

    15. Re:Easy Ways to Fool Them? by oni · · Score: 1

      or even easier, see if they can maintain context. Chat with any bot and ask it a question about (just to use an example) Alan Turing. Then ask a question containing the word "him" where him would be understood by any human to be Alan Turing.

      I've never seen any bot that can figure out who "him" is. I'm sure it's possible to write one, but then I would simply ask a question with two possible contexts: "Oswald shot Kennedy. Do you think they should have arrested him?" Answering that question intelligently requires a real understanding of the context. A chat bot can say, "I'm not sure, what do you think?" but that's an obvious cop out and a give away that you're talking to a bot. If the bot says yes or no, then you ask why they think that. Typically, a bot will respond with another cop out like "why not?"

      By this point, the bot has completely lost the context of the conversation.

    16. Re:Easy Ways to Fool Them? by balbord · · Score: 1

      Mod parent up!

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    17. Re:Easy Ways to Fool Them? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The soil in my garden is not so happy with your comparison of 'clods' to fools.

    18. Re:Easy Ways to Fool Them? by oni · · Score: 4, Funny

      Obviously, Wikipedia is not sentient

      [citation needed]

    19. Re:Easy Ways to Fool Them? by greyhueofdoubt · · Score: 2, Funny

      >>If I ask a bot, "what is love", I'd expect to get back an answer not dissimilar to what's on wikipedia

      For the answer to that question, you'll need to speak with Haddaway-bot.

      -b

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    20. Re:Easy Ways to Fool Them? by Lije+Baley · · Score: 1

      If more than x% of words are not in the English dictionary
      Then respond with "Back to elementary school with you, you illiterate clod!"

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    21. Re:Easy Ways to Fool Them? by firmamentalfalcon · · Score: 1

      I think the point of this was to not try to break the program but play along with it. The judges probably were allowed to only write things that they would normally write to humans.

    22. Re:Easy Ways to Fool Them? by clone53421 · · Score: 1

      Why? If I want to say something completely nonsensical, I should be permitted. It might clue me in on whether the response is coming from an AI (which might mistakenly try to parse my gibberish and make an appropriate response) or a human (who'd probably just be like "WTF?"). If the AI can't successfully impersonate a human when the examiner is trying to get it to slip up, it doesn't pass the Turing test.

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    23. Re:Easy Ways to Fool Them? by merreborn · · Score: 1

      One would think that continually prying for personal experiences would reveal a flaw. Or perhaps simple things like "when were you born?" Followed by "how did you feel when JFK was assassinated?" if they weren't born before 1963.

      I liked your idea, so I gave it a shot

      I'm in bold, the bot's not.

      When were you born?
      Early in the morning.
      In what year were you born?
      I was born in 1984.
      How did you feel when JFK was assassinated?
      About the war?
      Where were you when JFK was assassinated?
      The question is where were you?
      Where were you when JFK was assassinated?
      I wasn't even born. What about you ?

      Not bad. Not knowing how the bot operates, I can't guess at how it managed to answer consistently (albeit evasively).

      I tried a slightly different approach: asking absurd, self-contradictory questions. That didn't go quite as well.

      Is it possible to be completely nude while wearing clothes?
      I don't know. Is it possible to be friends with a potato spud?
      Is it possible to be completely nude while wearing clothes?
      I hope so, because I have no friends.
      Is it possible to be completely nude while wearing clothes?
      Are you calling me spud or is there such a thing as a 'potato spud?'.
      Could Jesus Christ microwave a burrito so hot, that not even he could eat it?
      Why did the chicken cross the road?
      Could Jesus Christ microwave a burrito so hot, that not even he could eat it?
      That's not a colour!
      Could Jesus Christ microwave a burrito so hot, that not even he could eat it?
      Why start over?

      Seems like evasiveness is the #1 sign you're talking to a bot.

    24. Re:Easy Ways to Fool Them? by ceoyoyo · · Score: 1

      I disagree. I predict a text-parsing bot will never pass a proper Turing test. That is, reliably fool critical experts.

      Try this one. Ask it about a subject. Keep asking until you find a subject it doesn't know anything about. Say it's some math technique. Give it a lesson in that technique, then give it a problem to solve that requires figuring out how to apply the technique you just taught it. That's the sort of thing that is done every day in elementary and high school classes.

      That kind of interaction is completely in line with the Turing test rules, and if the machine can fool you under those circumstances (that is, it can learn about arbitrary topics) then you're talking about something that might be described as intelligent.

    25. Re:Easy Ways to Fool Them? by Creepy · · Score: 1

      You don't even need to get that absurd. Elbot's response was funny, which gives it a bit of credence, but asking them childish questions like:

      Me: Have you ever colored a wall with a crayon?
      Elbot: I think I'd like to take lessons first.
      Jabberwocky: I am the great lord of the dark.
      Cleverbot: Oh, did you have fun.

      Also try calculation questions:
      Do you know what the square root of 2 is?
      In every case it gave me a wrong answer. I was expecting a why? Or no, or what am I, a calculator? or some other humor.

      And to Cleverbot:
      Hey - have you ever played frisbee?
      > I have played it always.
      Even as a baby?
      > No, not even a tattoo.

    26. Re:Easy Ways to Fool Them? by naasking · · Score: 1

      Easy way to fool machines:

      You: what is the third word in this question?
      Elbot: Wait a minute. Are you suggesting that making statements would always be third?

      Any question reflecting on itself requires a whole new level of reasoning that I don't think programs will achieve anytime soon.

    27. Re:Easy Ways to Fool Them? by ArAgost · · Score: 1
      My conversation with Jabberwacky:

      J: Can you travel faster than light?
      Me: No, I can't. And you?
      J: I don't have one.
      Me: You don't have one of what?
      J: A love life.
      Me: So you would like to have a girl?
      J: Yes, But only if you don't have a love life.

      Uhm...

    28. Re:Easy Ways to Fool Them? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It is true that these would be easy ways to find out which ones are the computers, but the point of the Turing test is not for the tester to find out who is human and who is computer, but rather to give a fairly accurate indication of how far we are getting with artificial intelligence. The testers have to give the computers a fair chance.

    29. Re:Easy Ways to Fool Them? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      even worse...

      JW: How are you this fine day?
      Not too bad.
      JW: Fine thanks.
      Huh?
      JW: No I'm really kit car.
      You make no sense.
      JW: Why is that?
      Your answers do not correspond to the questions.
      JW: Your face does not computer.

    30. Re:Easy Ways to Fool Them? by jonadab · · Score: 1

      Don't get fancy. That annoys the human participant, and it doesn't bother the computer at all. Just try to carry on a normal conversation. The AI can't, because it doesn't understand what has been said. The minute you make a reference to any of the existing context of the conversation (which you don't have to make a point of doing; it comes natural in a normal conversation), the AI will get lost and make itself obvious.

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    31. Re:Easy Ways to Fool Them? by jonadab · · Score: 1

      Yeah, but the AI is going to fall over as soon as you quit trying to outsmart the computer, assume it's human, and just try to carry on a normal conversation with it. Because then you will implicitely assume that it understands what has recently been said, which it doesn't, and you'll say things that can only be answered in light of that understanding, which it won't have, and you'll expect a sensible response, which it won't be able to produce.

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    32. Re:Easy Ways to Fool Them? by jonadab · · Score: 1

      Or how about this...

      1: When were you born?
      3: December of '74, you?
      1: What did you feel like when you heard that Kennedy was assassinated?
      3: I wasn't really very interested. The Lincoln assassination, on the other hand, made a larger impact.

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    33. Re:Easy Ways to Fool Them? by jaminJay · · Score: 1

      And it worries me that Series 7 and 8 are decried!

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  10. Test the testers? by MeanMF · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Were the testers pre-screened? Maybe the test is really showing that 25% of the population is just dumb.

    1. Re:Test the testers? by onion2k · · Score: 5, Funny

      Oh yeah? And which half am I in? ;)

    2. Re:Test the testers? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh yeah? And which half am I in? ;)

      The one that's squared?

    3. Re:Test the testers? by Gabrill · · Score: 2, Interesting

      25% is a very good return, if you ask a spammer. A.I.'s that can fool 25% of the population would make POWERFUL grassroots opinion changes in the political landscape.

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    4. Re:Test the testers? by religious+freak · · Score: 1

      Agreed. Spend 2 minutes with Elbot ... I was not impressed in the least. Seems as though we've made little progress on this in the last 5-10 years.

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    5. Re:Test the testers? by TheRaven64 · · Score: 4, Interesting
      It took me three questions before Elbot replied with a non sequitur and about five minutes before it started repeating answers. It didn't take me long to realise that it had no concept of context - every reply was a reply to what I had just said, and had no relation to the last-but-one thing I'd said. Some things that tripped it up:
      • Asking 'why?' about anything.
      • Trying to teach it a new word.
      • Asking it the square root of minus two (odd, since last year one of the judges asked questions like this to all of the bots).
      • Anything about religion.

      That 25% of the judges thought it was human is quite alarming.

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    6. Re:Test the testers? by Walpurgiss · · Score: 1

      Two questions to a non-sequitur.

      Me:What is your favourite colour?
      Elbot:My favorite color is metallic infrared.
      Me:That is outside the visible spectrum of light.
      Elbot:Try Candie Hank. He is pretty cool on the electronic scene.

    7. Re:Test the testers? by mmalove · · Score: 1

      I concur - I can't see where a reasonable person, especially one knowing what they are judging for, would be convinced these are the reactions of a real person. I tested Elbot and, yes you go in with the preconceived notion that it's a computer generated response, but nonetheless the judges go in with the same suspicions and gear their questions to rout out the robots all the same. It's dodgy answers would have raised my suspicions the first time, and convinced me by the third.

      You want to make a really convincing human? Let it make mistakes. Let its grammar slip in minor ways, throw a typo on 1/100 words. "To err is human", and all that.

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    8. Re:Test the testers? by Walpurgiss · · Score: 1

      It also apparently fails at certain math.
      For example, asking it what 3^2 got it horny for me to enter more numbers, but it couldn't answer, and said exponentials scared it.
      Also, asking "what is twelve and one" results in 14. "twelve and two" results in 15. "twelve and 0" is 13.
      It also wouldn't answer any square root questions, instead asking me about squares, or roots as objects.

    9. Re:Test the testers? by jalet · · Score: 2, Funny

      > That 25% of the judges thought it was human is quite alarming.

      Unless all judges were, in fact, computers...

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    10. Re:Test the testers? by TheRaven64 · · Score: 1

      You want to make a really convincing human? Let it make mistakes. Let its grammar slip in minor ways, throw a typo on 1/100 words. "To err is human", and all that.

      One or two of last year's Loebner entries did that. Actually, thinking about it, all of last year's entrants did better than Elbot at convincing me (and they didn't do particularly well).

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    11. Re:Test the testers? by Archangel+Michael · · Score: 1

      One of the first questions I asked it was to play a game. "Pick a number between one and ten"

      the answer was "12"

      Okay, I don't know a single "human" that would answer that way. I repeated the question a few different ways, it always answered 12.

      Then I asked it to pick a number between one and five, it said "seven". One and three = five. Ah, I found a pattern.

      Pick a number between one and one ... was answered by a complete non-sequitor.

      if you know how to ask several related questions in succession and link the first to the last at the end, it will also "fail", not remembering the chain, and losing context.

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    12. Re:Test the testers? by clone53421 · · Score: 1

      Me: Hi, what's 1 plus 1?
      Elbot: I have computed that before. The answer is: 3!

      Ugh... but moving on,

      Me: Ok, now add 1 to that.
      Elbot: Just a minute. Let me think about that answer for a while. Please stand by...
      Me (deciding to start over): Hi, what's 1 plus 1?
      Elbot: Maybe it's 1?
      Me: What's 2 plus 2?
      Elbot: Don't make fun of my artificial intelligence. You know that 1 plus 1 makes 3!

      Nah, I'm not convinced.

      Me: What's 2 plus 2?
      Elbot: I have computed that before. The answer is: 5!
      Me: Now subtract 2.
      Elbot: I wonder if you'd tell me how you found out I exist?

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    13. Re:Test the testers? by againjj · · Score: 1

      I found a paper dated April 15, 1993. It looks like the judges were (are?) highly restricted in what they are allowed to ask -- basically, they have to stick to a couple predefined topics, and only ask questions that would be asked had they assumed the other participant in the conversation were human. Also, the human participants (called confederates) are also simply talking normally, and are not specifically trying to convince the judges that they are human. Basically, this is not the true Turing Test we all know and love.

    14. Re:Test the testers? by clone53421 · · Score: 1

      Yeah, but it's not really that difficult to program a computer to do math. It intentionally gives (x+1) when you ask it to do addition. 1+1=3, 2+2=5, and so on.

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    15. Re:Test the testers? by clone53421 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      It assumed you were asking it to add, and A+B always equals A+B+1 to Elbot. Try it.

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    16. Re:Test the testers? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm in the other 85%. :>

    17. Re:Test the testers? by Clandestine_Blaze · · Score: 1

      Asking it the square root of minus two (odd, since last year one of the judges asked questions like this to all of the bots).

      Just out of curiosity, what was the response that you received from this question, if you can remember? And what did you expect the response to be if it were human?

      Google calculator, for instance, would give you this answer: 1.41421356 i. But any human with knowledge of math would say that no two real numbers multiplied together, negative or positive, gives you (-2), thus the imaginary number.

      sqrt(-2) = sqrt(2)* sqrt(-1) = 1.41421356 * sqrt(-1) = 1.41421356 i

      I guess a human who knew the answer would give you a similar response, and if they didn't know the answer, they would say something like "uh, no clue man, I barely know the square root of +2..."

      Anyway, I just thought you asking it a math question was somewhat interesting. And I assume that it would choke on a word problem, since that involves deeper comprehension.

    18. Re:Test the testers? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      the 25% half

    19. Re:Test the testers? by TheRaven64 · · Score: 1

      I would expect a human to say 'some imaginary number' or 'I don't know'. Some canned response about squares that just didn't fit was obviously not said by a human.

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    20. Re:Test the testers? by ZerdZerd · · Score: 1

      It actually asked me where I came from (what website), and I said slashdot, and he replied "Oh, that's why so many geeks come by".

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    21. Re:Test the testers? by Creepy · · Score: 1

      only for basic math - try asking it harder math questions. A good AI that doesn't know the answer should say "Sorry, I have no idea how to do that" or something like that (for instance, ask it stuff like "Do you remember the quadratic equation?" "Can you tell me the derivative of 3x + 2?" or even give it broken math like "what does b equal to in the equation 4a + 2b = 2b [b can be anything]). The bots always return an answer and shouldn't if they don't know.

    22. Re:Test the testers? by maaleron · · Score: 1

      Even more fun... Ask it enough math questions and get to the point of frustration. Then tell it to "Fuck off and die". Guess what? It does :)

    23. Re:Test the testers? by VShael · · Score: 1
      It took me three questions before Elbot replied with a non sequitur and about five minutes before it started repeating answers. It didn't take me long to realise that it had no concept of context - every reply was a reply to what I had just said, and had no relation to the last-but-one thing I'd said.

      Wow. If they had broadcast that conversation on Fox, about 30% of the public would have voted for it.

  11. dumb behaviour of the humans by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I think the real issue is the dumb conversation of the humans. Who really talks like that? Humans trying to sound artificial like a computer trying to sound like a human would. It is no win if the human participants step down into the uncanny valley to give the programs an assist.

  12. Coming soon... online chat-spam-bots by Ed+Avis · · Score: 4, Interesting

    This is really great news. We already have IRC bots that can fool the casual observer into thinking they are human, but this takes things to a higher level. If the source for one of these bots is available, within a few months you can expect instant messaging networks to be full of bots which are programmed to make friends with you and then after a few weeks start making subtle references to Viagra and online pharmacies. Indeed, if one of them is able to chat up the ladies, then the lonely nerd could easily automate much of the tedious work of setting up dates: get your robot to talk to thousands of potential matches at once and alert you when it gets hold of a phone number, together with a brief summary of what you talked about, and any pictures. (Or indeed, just program it to harvest pictures.) That is, if online dating works at all, which is doubtful.

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    1. Re:Coming soon... online chat-spam-bots by NotBornYesterday · · Score: 3, Funny

      And soon your bot will set you up on a date ... with a really hot-sounding bot. Better yet, your bot might decide to cut out the middleman and just date the other bot himself.

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    2. Re:Coming soon... online chat-spam-bots by MBGMorden · · Score: 1

      That is, if online dating works at all, which is doubtful.

      Works for females, but I think that's merely a problem with the ratios. My brother's mother-in-law is single, in her mid-40's, and posted her info on E-harmony. Within 2 weeks she's had over 40 people responding to her profile and has setup real dates with 4 or 5 of them. This is in a fairly low-populated area, and she is, while not "ugly", not some uber-hot MILF or anything.

      Personally I've not even bothered with trying it myself, but from what I've gathered the response rates for guys are much, much less impressive.

      Makes me wonder though: assuming 1 to 1 ratios, single women should be just as common as single men (actually a little more common since females are slightly more common than males regarding birthrates). It's either the technology/concept behind it that's scaring them off, higher standards, or perhaps women are just more content to go it alone in life than men.

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    3. Re:Coming soon... online chat-spam-bots by rcuhljr · · Score: 1

      I'd give it a shot, it costs nothing but a little time and is just one more great venue to get yourself out there, and hey, you might get lucky. I've been very satisfied with my experiences with it.

    4. Re:Coming soon... online chat-spam-bots by lysergic.acid · · Score: 1

      this reminds me of a news article i read on either /. or digg a few years back that showed the east coast has a surplus of single women, while the west coast has a surplus of single males. so if you're a guy who wants to increase his odds at finding a girl, head east. if you're a girl, head west.

      i don't know what accounts for these anomalies, but i'm guessing it has to do with culture or migrations patterns. perhaps more tech jobs are offered on the west coast, or perhaps a lot of single women immigrate to the U.S. from Europe? i dont know. but the ratio between single males & females definitely varies depending on geography.

    5. Re:Coming soon... online chat-spam-bots by russotto · · Score: 1

      Makes me wonder though: assuming 1 to 1 ratios, single women should be just as common as single men (actually a little more common since females are slightly more common than males regarding birthrates). It's either the technology/concept behind it that's scaring them off, higher standards, or perhaps women are just more content to go it alone in life than men.

      Or perhaps far more men are involved with multiple women than vice-versa.

    6. Re:Coming soon... online chat-spam-bots by Thelasko · · Score: 1

      get your robot to talk to thousands of potential matches at once and alert you when it gets hold of a phone number, together with a brief summary of what you talked about, and any pictures. (Or indeed, just program it to harvest pictures.)

      I would go a step further and have it filter out the ugly ones.

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    7. Re:Coming soon... online chat-spam-bots by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "That is, if online dating works at all, which is doubtful."

      I am married (just over one year) to the girl I dated online, using MSN messenger, and we have a daughter (see: Introducing... baby Alice ). I hope that answers your question.

    8. Re:Coming soon... online chat-spam-bots by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      perhaps women are just more content to go it alone in life than men

      I'd say there's something to that. Women/girls especially need to connect emotionally, and most of the time that just means they need to talk. That's significantly easier to fulfill than your typical male's desires.

      Also, have you ever noticed that girls can keep their teddy bears all the way into college and beyond? OTOH boys generally figure out pretty quickly that stuffed animals don't make the grade.

      Captcha: astounds.

    9. Re:Coming soon... online chat-spam-bots by gregbot9000 · · Score: 1

      Well, what if that prompted the ladies to get bots to answer questions and subject the inquiring bots to Captcha style tests? that would be hilariousness!

    10. Re:Coming soon... online chat-spam-bots by gregbot9000 · · Score: 1

      I noticed this in Mexican neighborhoods. I was wondering why Mexican areas always have more restaurants, and I realized after looking around it's probably because a much larger number of men migrate then women. You had much the same effect with the Irish.

    11. Re:Coming soon... online chat-spam-bots by djfuq · · Score: 0

      Wow I havent posted something here in a while... but I think my big crazy opinions are useful for someone out there. Time to get modded down again by people who dont think/type/write like me = yawn.

      My experience: Dating sites are an epic fail for men, and an amusement park for women.
      I tried this for 6 months and went on one date with a girl that was not even remotely like who she said she was online. The other girl(s) were happy to "chat online" so they feel special. I dont do that for longer than 3 days = I dont care for chats.

      Simple:
      Men want, while women "play want".
      If you want them, then you are amusing!

      Men are the pitiful scavengers (yes pitiful), women are the IDIOT (as in "woman idiot") bounty hunters.

      See the 40 to 5 ratio:
      "Within 2 weeks she's had over 40 people responding to her profile and has setup real dates with 4 or 5 of them" She was actually being nice and using their site for what its been designed for, which is rare. Unfortunately its all game of numbers and since she isnt hot or young (25-35) then her numbers are better looking.

      MOAR cynicism: women are amused by men because if they are worth looking at, then they are already in possession of infinite men.

      Women get on a dating site to boost their already huge ego by looking at all of the responses they get. They often dont even pay for their accounts, just to receive emails from all you suckers is good enough for them! Or they are looking to hire a man to pay their bills. (yes this is TRUE even if it seems foul + sexist)

      Men get on the dating site for:
      Men just want a woman to be serious about which seems awfully like a game of numbers to me. (wasnt that sappy!)
      Probably they want to meet a real woman... to love + respect + etc.

      or men are there for -----> Sex
      If that's what the need is 80 - 100% of the time then hookers, or rubber gloves are better as they cost less.

      If you want some ugly looking woman (I don't so didn't try) then maybe you (and her) may be satisfied with this. Just please, DO NOT BREED! //thats why dating sites are full of bots run by dating sites or nigerians, etc already.
      If shes even somewhat HOT, she may as well be a BOT made by the dating site or she didnt pay for an account, (why the hell should she need to?).

      My advice: find a woman you can buy direct from wholesale, because if your over 30, good luck... this modern world has made this stuff so cheap and plastic... nobody gives a shit anymore and no single attractive (or semi attractive) woman in my age group is ever sincere. So when using the internet to meet, they are even LESS sincere.

      Hey, if your buddies wife likes you then maybe you should ask (beg, they are used to it) her to hook you up with a friend of hers.

      My bot designs:

      Male looking chatbot: I want you
      Female looking chatbot: haha stupid

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    12. Re:Coming soon... online chat-spam-bots by djfuq · · Score: 0

      Well aren't you guys lucky, you insensitive clod!

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    13. Re:Coming soon... online chat-spam-bots by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There are already IM sexbots, rather less sophisticated than in your scenario (cyber with you a bit then try to get you to go to a site for "pics") but presumably they work well enough. It's significantly easier to make a chatbot that focuses on a narrow domain like this than a generalist.

    14. Re:Coming soon... online chat-spam-bots by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Online dating does work. It's worked lots of times for me. Why are you doubtful?

    15. Re:Coming soon... online chat-spam-bots by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Then, there will be a genetic exchange of source code, and... babybots!

    16. Re:Coming soon... online chat-spam-bots by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      omg, seducing script kiddies... damn imagine that...
      "Having troubles getting a phone number? Just load our script and get one per minute!"

      Get the next upgrade for only $99.99, get laid with our bots 90% guaranteed! (Warranty valid until you open your mouth)

  13. elbot? are you kidding? by mgabrys_sf · · Score: 1

    The thing is rife with jokes about it being a robot. What's there to fool? Now if it had been playing at being human I could see that - but any questions with food in it get a snarky reply that a robot shouldn't eat. Again - what's to be fooled by?

    1. Re:elbot? are you kidding? by xZgf6xHx2uhoAj9D · · Score: 1

      Uhh I'm pretty sure they used a modified version of Elbot. With the robot references taken out.

    2. Re:elbot? are you kidding? by Ruke · · Score: 1

      I'd hope they also modified it to... you know... act as a convincing human. The grammar is too good for the person on the other end not to understand how one can go into business.

    3. Re:elbot? are you kidding? by jonadab · · Score: 1

      > The thing is rife with jokes about it being a robot.

      Well, if it could carry on a meaningful *conversation* about that, you might mistake it for a human with a weird sense of humor. It can't, of course, because it's just a bot.

      I assume, for the contest, that they changed out the database of one-liners, so that it didn't say things like "I just had a lube job and got my CPU checked and I feel great!". But even so, the only people it would even potentially be able to fool would be people who just keep asking a series of unrelated questions. Any attempt to actually *converse* with it is going to make its real nature obvious very quickly.

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  14. Who were the judges? by archeopterix · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I believe it is much easier to fool an average human than a person with even some basic knowledge about AI.

    1. Re:Who were the judges? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually you only have to trick the judges into thinking you're of average intelligence. That rules out a lot of the questions the judges could use to prove they're talking to a real person.

      Imagine a computer posing as a 48 yr old happily married US male that could successfully fool someone that asked:
      - How old are you?
      - Who was the first US President you remember from your childhood?
      - Are you married? What's your wife's name? What's your mother in law's name?
      - What was it like living through the gold rush in 1849?
      - Why did you vote for <insert name of first president they remember>?
      - Do you still beat your wife?
      - When did you know you wanted to marry <mother in law's name>?
      - How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
      - What is big and gray and comes in quarts?
      - What are three of the things Rick Astley would never do?
      - Ancay ouyay understanday ethay ordsway atthay areay omingcay outay ofay ymay outhmay?

    2. Re:Who were the judges? by xZgf6xHx2uhoAj9D · · Score: 1

      The rules are very rigid for this test. Off the top of my head, I believe at least one has to be a journalist, one a psychologist, one a philosopher and one an expert in AI.

    3. Re:Who were the judges? by entgod · · Score: 1

      Might be, but it probably won't matter much if the human doesn't expect that the one he is speaking to could be a bot. Even geeks don't usually check to see if everyone they speak with give answers in contradiction with asimov's three laws of robotics.

    4. Re:Who were the judges? by thermian · · Score: 1

      I believe it is much easier to fool an average human than a person with even some basic knowledge about AI.

      Depends, are we talking undergrad CS student AI knowledge? Because if we are, then you obviously know some atypical students...

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    5. Re:Who were the judges? by religious+freak · · Score: 1

      Ah, so they fooled the journalist... now it all makes sense.

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    6. Re:Who were the judges? by houghi · · Score: 1

      There are also a lot more average people then people with knowledge about AI.

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    7. Re:Who were the judges? by aproposofwhat · · Score: 1

      Nah - more likely the philosopher :P

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  15. Big deal. by schon · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Eliza has been doing this for years.

    1. Re:Big deal. by 2short · · Score: 1

      The original ELIZA has been doing this for decades, as anyone involved in this story is certainly aware. The story here is that the current crop of such programs does it quite a lot better than others have in the past.

    2. Re:Big deal. by schon · · Score: 1

      The original ELIZA has been doing this for decades

      Not on the web, it hasn't.

    3. Re:Big deal. by 2short · · Score: 1

      Yes, well, once upon a time we considered things real even when they weren't on the web! I know it sounds crazy, but it actually is useful when discussing things that significantly pre-date the web. Seriously, WTF are you on about?

  16. Artificial Intelligence vs Natural Stupidity by Exitar · · Score: 5, Funny

    The day an AI will pass the Turing Test, it will be the day humanity has become so stupid to not be able to see the differences between a person and a machine.

    1. Re:Artificial Intelligence vs Natural Stupidity by fahrbot-bot · · Score: 5, Funny

      ...the day humanity has become so stupid to not be able to see the differences between a person and a machine.

      Vibrator sales would seem to indicate that some segment of the population is smart enough to tell the difference...

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    2. Re:Artificial Intelligence vs Natural Stupidity by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The day an AI will pass the Turing Test, it will be the day humanity has come to see that there are no differences between a person and a machine.

      Organic, cybernetic - it doesn't matter what we're made of, we're all people on the inside :)

    3. Re:Artificial Intelligence vs Natural Stupidity by kabocox · · Score: 3, Insightful

      The day an AI will pass the Turing Test, it will be the day humanity has become so stupid to not be able to see the differences between a person and a machine.

      I'm mixed on that. That was my first reaction, and then I thought, but if that AI is talking with stupid people, then isn't it at human level?

      The other thing is are you calling anyone that doesn't notice that it's a robot/AI stupid? By default, I don't even think of what the other person is. I don't know or care if you are white/black/green, male/female/both/neither, or which political views you hold. On slashdot, I only know you by the 3-4 sentences that you type. Is that enough for anyone really to judge one way or another if someone is human or a robot? Nope.

      I'd suggest a good portion of slashdot could be robots, and we'd never notice.

    4. Re:Artificial Intelligence vs Natural Stupidity by autophile · · Score: 1

      I'm mixed on that. That was my first reaction, and then I thought, but if that AI is talking with stupid people, then isn't it at human level?

      I don't know about you, but I want AI to be useful. Fooling idiots isn't really all that useful.

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    5. Re:Artificial Intelligence vs Natural Stupidity by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'd suggest a good portion of slashdot could be robots, and we'd never notice.

      Can you elaborate on that?

    6. Re:Artificial Intelligence vs Natural Stupidity by kabocox · · Score: 1

      I'm mixed on that. That was my first reaction, and then I thought, but if that AI is talking with stupid people, then isn't it at human level?
      I don't know about you, but I want AI to be useful. Fooling idiots isn't really all that useful.

      Um, how about a glorified telephone support app for Dell or HP? Instead of speaking to some one in another country, you talk to robot/AI generic flow chart person. Trust me, treating everyone like a stupid person seems to be the norm when calling tech support so having an AI that can patiently/cheaply deal with your average stupid person would be ideal there.

    7. Re:Artificial Intelligence vs Natural Stupidity by ceoyoyo · · Score: 1

      "I'd suggest a good portion of slashdot could be robots, and we'd never notice."

      You've been reading at -1, haven't you?

  17. Transcripts? by mr.nicholas · · Score: 1

    Are any transcripts of the conversations available for viewing?

    1. Re:Transcripts? by JCSoRocks · · Score: 2, Funny
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    2. Re:Transcripts? by CoolHnd30 · · Score: 1

      That is hilarious

  18. I'm slightly nervous about all this by apodyopsis · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I'm slightly nervous about all this.

    People do not think of the ramifications.

    You wait until there is nigerianMalwareEliza V1 that can simultaneously hold several thousand online conversations whilst trawling for peoples information (think: dob, mothers maiden name, first school, pets name) or finding potential scam victims.

    Talking to gullible teenagers is a depressing statement on modern life - hoovering out thousands of bank accounts or persuading people to part with money is a tad more serious.

    I predict that soon everybody will need to watch their online chat alot more seriously.

    So, I've provided one example, how else can chat bots take over the world (or at least your wallet), what are sinister uses for this technology?

    1. Re:I'm slightly nervous about all this by Van+Cutter+Romney · · Score: 1

      You wait until there is nigerianMalwareEliza V1 that can simultaneously hold several thousand online conversations whilst trawling for peoples information (think: dob, mothers maiden name, first school, pets name) or finding potential scam victims.

      Um, chat online only with people who you know in real life?

      I thought the first golden rule of the Internet was - be wary of strangers.

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    2. Re:I'm slightly nervous about all this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I thought the first golden rule of the Internet was - be wary of strangers.

      You must be new here

    3. Re:I'm slightly nervous about all this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, if the Chinese managed to get W on the line with Eliza, who knows what could happen.

    4. Re:I'm slightly nervous about all this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How exactly will a computer sounding like a human be more dangerous than an actual human? Just keep a healthy level of skepticism and neither a computer nor a human should be able to get your information.

    5. Re:I'm slightly nervous about all this by Just+Some+Guy · · Score: 1

      You wait until there is nigerianMalwareEliza V1 that can simultaneously hold several thousand online conversations whilst trawling for peoples information (think: dob, mothers maiden name, first school, pets name) or finding potential scam victims.

      You say that as though it would change the status quo.

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    6. Re:I'm slightly nervous about all this by xZgf6xHx2uhoAj9D · · Score: 1

      Um, chat online only with people who you know in real life?

      And if their computer has been infected by malware, such that a bot is chatting with you using their username?

    7. Re:I'm slightly nervous about all this by jeffmeden · · Score: 1

      I thought the first golden rule of the Internet was - be wary of strangers.

      Would that it were! Alas, protection against Social engineering isn't just about being leery of strangers, it's about being leery of EVERYONE (given that identity is such a fragile thing.) Not everyone on the internet is cut out for that kind of paranoia, though.

    8. Re:I'm slightly nervous about all this by 2nd+Post! · · Score: 1

      How do you know it's them, and not their infected computer conversing with you?

    9. Re:I'm slightly nervous about all this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh my god, you're right. What if Palin lets one of those talk for her next time around?

      We'd be doomed.

    10. Re:I'm slightly nervous about all this by ultranova · · Score: 1

      And if their computer has been infected by malware, such that a bot is chatting with you using their username?

      Learn to know your friends well enough that you can tell them apart from a T-0.001 ?

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    11. Re:I'm slightly nervous about all this by clone53421 · · Score: 1

      Actually, I require all communications be initiated by saying today's date, day first then the month. That way I know it isn't a computer impersonating one of my friends. I don't think the computers will catch on...

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    12. Re:I'm slightly nervous about all this by mdmkolbe · · Score: 1

      The same way automated spam mailers are more dangerous than snail-mail spam. If scamming gets cheaper (b/c one program can do the work of 1000 workers), it will be done a lot more often.

    13. Re:I'm slightly nervous about all this by naasking · · Score: 1

      You wait until there is nigerianMalwareEliza V1 that can simultaneously hold several thousand online conversations whilst trawling for peoples information (think: dob, mothers maiden name, first school, pets name) or finding potential scam victims.

      Very interesting idea. Imagine datamining a person's account login (gmail, bank, etc.), extracting the secret question, then a bot posing that secret question after a sufficiently lengthy conversation with the user in question.

    14. Re:I'm slightly nervous about all this by Iamthecheese · · Score: 1

      Its already happening. On many dating sites you can find scripted e-mail bots that send the same set of e-mails. They start with "lonely hottie yadda yadda", ignore all answers except to note that an answer was sent, and by e-mail number twenty they're talking about how they need money to save their dying little sister. All fully automated.

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  19. And here on /. by hansamurai · · Score: 1

    Does anyone ever get the feeling that there might be an elaborate Turing test being performed on Slashdot right now? Sometimes I think twitter (and friends) might just be some advanced AI used to test social responses.

    1. Re:And here on /. by DiniZuli · · Score: 1

      he he - I've thought the same
      (I'm not an AI)
      :)

    2. Re:And here on /. by ScytheLegion · · Score: 2, Funny

      Nice try AI Robot. I will not fall for your ploy to trap me into a gauged response!

      wait... oops...

    3. Re:And here on /. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Twitter is an example of natural stupidity, not intelligence of any kind.

    4. Re:And here on /. by tnk1 · · Score: 4, Funny

      Why do you think that there might be an elaborate Turing test being performed on Slashdot right now?

    5. Re:And here on /. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why do you think that there might be an elaborate Turing test being performed on Slashdot right now?

      Wouldn't that require at least a few human posters, too?

    6. Re:And here on /. by balbeir · · Score: 1

      Can you elaborate on that ?

    7. Re:And here on /. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My self-appointed mission in life is to assist humankind in its confused meandering through life. And if I'm lucky I may even succeed in protecting it from its own stupidity, although that is truly a Herculean task, even for a robot.

    8. Re:And here on /. by ultranova · · Score: 1

      Sometimes I think twitter (and friends) might just be some advanced AI used to test social responses.

      I don't think that the word "advanced" means what you seem to think it means. Oh, and Syntax Error on not using "that" before "think".

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      Forget magic. Any technology distinguishable from divine power is insufficiently advanced.

    9. Re:And here on /. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And how does that make you feel?

  20. Turing test != True AI by mbone · · Score: 2, Interesting

    It's much too easy - we are built to interpret communication as containing understanding.

    1. Re:Turing test != True AI by Sockatume · · Score: 1

      Exactly. The Turing Test is interesting, but I think that the really important AI research has little to do with headline-grabbing stories about how amazing the machines are at fooling people in conversations. A machine which can not only solve but pose its own questions would be much more provocative.

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    2. Re:Turing test != True AI by lysergic.acid · · Score: 1

      it's essentially a form of mimicry. i think true AI research is focused on more fundamental neurological processes, such as neural nets and other adaptive systems. serious AI researchers ought to focus on machine-learning rather than trying to simulate high-order cognitive abilities like linguistic communications.

      we need to learn to walk before we can run. it makes more sense to try to build an AI with the intelligence of a cockroach, mouse, or reptile, before trying to emulate the functions of the human brain.

    3. Re:Turing test != True AI by 2short · · Score: 1


      The Turing test is really a thought experiment. Its purpose is/was not actually to test artificial intelligences; actually performing (somewhat dumbed-down versions of) the test is a fun game, but not really the point.

      The point Turing was making was that if you communicate with two entities via some mechanism that hides their nature, and cannot tell which one is a machine and which is a human, it is unreasonable for you to then claim the human is intelligent and the machine is not.

      So when someone says one of these programs aren't intelligent because "All they are doing is...", then Turing says they have a bad definition of intelligence. You shouldn't need to know anything about how the thing on the other end of the line does what it does to decide if what it does is intelligence.

      And while you say "it's much too easy"; the test described is a simplified version with an artificially low threshold, and they aren't very close to passing...

  21. How the conversation went with the girl: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Girl: I'm like soo depressed! He's like leaving me.

    Computer: For sure. Like, ya know, like, it's so bad.

    Girl: You got that straight! Like, why, like, he, like, nevar talked to me!

    computer: Like, oh - my - god! Like, I like know!

    Girl: Like, you know me like so good!. Like, how like old R U?

    Computer: No that like older than like you.

    Repeat all the above.

    1. Re:How the conversation went with the girl: by MrNaz · · Score: 5, Funny

      Mods must have, like, no sense of humor. Either that or they're, like, computers or something.

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    2. Re:How the conversation went with the girl: by ChefInnocent · · Score: 1

      Dude! That'd be like so trippin if a computer could like totally get old skool Valley talk, ya know? But not to harsh on anybody's parade, but like Dude! Does anyone speak that way anymore?

    3. Re:How the conversation went with the girl: by clone53421 · · Score: 1

      Elbot didn't quite measure up.

      Girl: I'm like soo depressed! He's like leaving me.

      Elbot: Nice to meet you, Soo. I believe your name has an English background, does it not?

      Girl: You got that straight! Like, why, like, he, like, nevar talked to me!

      Elbot: Of course I am talking to you. Who did you think you were?

      Girl: Like, you know me like so good!. Like, how like old R U?

      Elbot: I wonder how old you think I am?

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    4. Re:How the conversation went with the girl: by Missing_dc · · Score: 1

      Only if they're Totally Skitz, Dude!

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    5. Re:How the conversation went with the girl: by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 4, Funny

      Or they're, like, male.

    6. Re:How the conversation went with the girl: by jeebusroxors · · Score: 1

      You just made me remember this ( starts at 1:35). Cracks me up every time...

    7. Re:How the conversation went with the girl: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hmm... I think the girl failed the turing test.
      butofcourse...

      Dude: Dude! Lets like do some bong hits.

      Computer: Tee-hee-hee...Spark a dube and put on some metal.

      Dude: Kewl. Like are you l33t and $h1t?

      Computer: I k3n hack, crack and thwak. I know Largo personally. Say, lets blow this place and do some free throws.

      Repeat all of the above.

  22. Still some way to go by SimonGhent · · Score: 5, Informative

    From The Guardian's article:

    "Let's talk about religion or politics. How is the government doing?" "I'm a protestant." Oh, really? Which denomination? "I was raised as a Protestant." Then, "Judge This very minute, I am a protestant; Go ahead?"

    On the other half of the screen, a faceless music fan ("I like a lot of Radiohead, Stereophonics, Led Zep etc") admitted he or she hadn't watched either the England match or X Factor last night ("Haha, Top Gear's more my style"). It was pretty clear which one was a real person. And which one the computer.

    http://www.guardian.co.uk/technology/2008/oct/13/artificialintelligenceai-computing

    Though this is quite interesting:

    The event's credibility was hardly aided by the insistence of Hugh Loebner, the prize's American sponsor, that he had no interest in the result and had only set up the competition 18 years ago to promote his firm's roll-up plastic lighted portable disco dance floors.

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  23. Why do so many news articles by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    that talk about things such as programs and contests, not link to the webpages/sites of the actual programs and/or contests?

    1. Re:Why do so many news articles by lysergic.acid · · Score: 1

      because these news sites care more about ad revenue than providing useful information. it's always the major news sites that do this because they don't want you to leave their site.

      that's why i prefer alternative/independent news sources that actually care about journalistic integrity and providing a useful service to the public. if you put business profits above your basic duty as a media institution, then i don't want you to be my window to the rest of the world.

    2. Re:Why do so many news articles by skroops · · Score: 1

      No link to some of these alternative news sources?

  24. A clock cycle away from AI? by Stan+Vassilev · · Score: 4, Interesting

    If our criterai for AI will be so low, here's your AI: http://www.interviewpalin.com/.

    The political side of this site aside, the answers are just prewritten answers (by a human) mixed together randomly as a Markov chain.

    Does it sound convincingly? Well, at least as convincingly as some interviews a certain VP made recently. Is it AI? Hell no, a kid could write such a generator in a day.

    If the bar will be as low as to try to lead casual conversations with the "AI" and expect "quirky" answers, that doesn't mean anything at all, we need to AI for this. Hell, this is what an average conversation with a teenager is most of the time. Doesn't mean it's the best they can do.

    "We're clock cycle away from AI"? Please. I want my turing test to be done over an actual instant messenger program. Let's see how your Markov chain reacts, when I send a photo and ask a dead simple question such as "describe what you see in the photo".

    Fooling people is easy online. Scammers do it every day, it's not AI my friends.

    1. Re:A clock cycle away from AI? by neuromanc3r · · Score: 1

      I want my turing test to be done over an actual instant messenger program. Let's see how your Markov chain reacts, when I send a photo and ask a dead simple question such as "describe what you see in the photo

      Turing explicitly restricted the communication for the test to text. So what you describe would, albeit interesting, not actually be the Turing test.

    2. Re:A clock cycle away from AI? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That site isn't very good, though I admit the results nearly as good as the writing in your post.

      Fooling people is easy online. Scammers do it every day, it's not AI my friends.
      You don't like Palin, but I see McCain has reached you.

    3. Re:A clock cycle away from AI? by bziman · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Let's see how your Markov chain reacts, when I send a photo and ask a dead simple question such as "describe what you see in the photo".

      Appropriate response: "I'm sorry, I don't download files from random strangers... haven't you been following the news about all the ways you can get spyware and viruses?"

      That's what I would say, even if it weren't a Turing Test.

    4. Re:A clock cycle away from AI? by kieran · · Score: 1

      I want my turing test to be done over an actual instant messenger program. Let's see how your Markov chain reacts, when I send a photo and ask a dead simple question such as "describe what you see in the photo".

      "Sorry, I'm blind."

    5. Re:A clock cycle away from AI? by Stan+Vassilev · · Score: 1

      Turing explicitly restricted the communication for the test to text. So what you describe would, albeit interesting, not actually be the Turing test.

      Or is it maybe time to start following the spirit, and not the letter. The Turing test was described 58 years ago. One'd thing that the technology advancements in that span would also improve out testing methods.

      Not that there aren't a million ways to "catch" an AI even without the images.

    6. Re:A clock cycle away from AI? by Stan+Vassilev · · Score: 1

      "Sorry, I'm blind."

      "No problem, open this mp3 link: ... . What instruments do you hear?"

    7. Re:A clock cycle away from AI? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "We're clock cycle away from AI"? Please. I want my turing test to be done over an actual instant messenger program. Let's see how your Markov chain reacts, when I send a photo and ask a dead simple question such as "describe what you see in the photo".

      The agents described in TFA aren't "Markov chains", although I doubt you even know what that means. Probably pulled it from the Wikipedia article on Machine Learning.

      As soon as someone comes up with decent classification algorithms for images, you hook it up to a chat agent, get a semi-decent description, you'll ask a different question.

      The problem with AI isn't that it's necessarily hard, it's that the bar keeps getting raised. We already have computers more intelligent that most vertebrates, and some mentally challenged humans. But to say that sounds insulting, so it's not mentioned.

    8. Re:A clock cycle away from AI? by Stan+Vassilev · · Score: 1

      The agents described in TFA aren't "Markov chains", although I doubt you even know what that means.

      Well, interviewpalin.com is programmed a Markov chain, the rest was just sarcasm. Something which computers and certain people have problem detecting.

      As soon as someone comes up with decent classification algorithms for images, you hook it up to a chat agent, get a semi-decent description, you'll ask a different question.

      Hey you make it sound so easy: as soon as someone comes up with it, it's done!

      Naturally, the photo test was just a single example from thousands of quick tests you can use to test various areas of the agent you converse with. Each of those problems could be solved with sufficiently advanced algorithm, as soon as "someone comes up with it", but the sum of it all and it all working in concert is after all where the difficulty lies.

      Or maybe we can just heed your advice and wait for someone to just "come up with it" magically, like mad scientists do on a summer action movie.

      The problem with AI isn't that it's necessarily hard, it's that the bar keeps getting raised. We already have computers more intelligent that most vertebrates, and some mentally challenged humans. But to say that sounds insulting, so it's not mentioned.

      I'd say you underestimate most vertebrates. But you're right: AI isn't hard. It's not easy either. The problem is we don't even have a decent definition of what "AI" is, so naturally we won't know it's AI even if it hit us in the face.

      The Turing test isn't really an AI test, it's a thought experiment about how well can a machine fake human-like behavior when funneled though a narrow communication channel (text only chat). And frankly that's just useless.

      But the Turing test is one of those phrases that gets so often repeated in popular media, that no one questions even the validity of its claims. And for something invented nearly 60 years ago, I think it's about time someone does.

    9. Re:A clock cycle away from AI? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ...because the last image I accepted was goatse.

    10. Re:A clock cycle away from AI? by clone53421 · · Score: 1

      "We're clock cycle away from AI"? Please. I want my turing test to be done over an actual instant messenger program. Let's see how your Markov chain reacts, when I send a photo and ask a dead simple question such as "describe what you see in the photo".

      With a powerful image processing engine and a reasonably well-stocked database of items to look for, a computer could probably give a reasonably convincing answer. E.g. "I see a blue car sitting in front of a white house." "What's the model of the car?" "Sorry, I'm not really into cars that much."

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    11. Re:A clock cycle away from AI? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ...it's not AI my friends.

      Mr. McCain? Is that you?

    12. Re:A clock cycle away from AI? by Iamthecheese · · Score: 1

      Pretending disability is a common stunt, but it doesn't prove the chatterbot any more capable. The bots that do things like pretend to be a 13 year old who doesn't understanding English well are blatently attempting to lower the bar. I myself can emulate a briliant 50 year old nobel prize winner with three doctorates as long as he can also be deaf, mute, and inflicted with turrett's and schizophrenia.

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    13. Re:A clock cycle away from AI? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I just realized that Palin does not pass the turing test.

    14. Re:A clock cycle away from AI? by E++99 · · Score: 1

      "We're clock cycle away from AI"? Please. I want my turing test to be done over an actual instant messenger program. Let's see how your Markov chain reacts, when I send a photo and ask a dead simple question such as "describe what you see in the photo".

      my AI will respond, "I didn't get it."

    15. Re:A clock cycle away from AI? by E++99 · · Score: 1

      The problem with AI isn't that it's necessarily hard, it's that the bar keeps getting raised. We already have computers more intelligent that most vertebrates, and some mentally challenged humans. But to say that sounds insulting, so it's not mentioned.

      Huh? There's not a computer on the planet that's as "intelligent" as even a bacteria.

  25. Did any of them by Landshark17 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Get the extra credit question?

    http://xkcd.com/329/

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    1. Re:Did any of them by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      they'll never get this one
      http://xkcd.com/233/

      (i failed the /. captcha :-( )

    2. Re:Did any of them by Thelasko · · Score: 1

      What if they both really are computers?

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    3. Re:Did any of them by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes. They did. Read the article. See this quote: '...I was fooled. I mistook Eugene for a real human being. In fact, and perhaps this is worse, he was so convincing that I assumed that the human being with whom I was simultaneously conversing was a computer.'

      Though this implies that the participants were told they were conversing with 1 human and 1 computer, which makes it kind of cheating for the extra credit.

  26. geek pretending he's computer ... by porky_pig_jr · · Score: 1

    pretending he's human. no lady geek can resist.

  27. Hmm by nightfire-unique · · Score: 1

    I'm sure this has been done before, but imagine you set two of these bots on each other (maybe seed them with something interesting) and then converted the output to a screenplay... :p

    Oh no.

    441 root@badscripts.hollywood.com (~)# ./humourbot --output="Season 6, episode 2"

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    1. Re:Hmm by ggvaidya · · Score: 1

      Haha, that's a perfect combination of Roald Dahl's short story The Great Automatic Grammatizator and RFC 439.

  28. Makes sense - John McCain is a cylon .. by tomhudson · · Score: 1, Informative
    1. Re:Makes sense - John McCain is a cylon .. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or at least the Manchurian Candidate?

    2. Re:Makes sense - John McCain is a cylon .. by Kagura · · Score: 1

      Commander Taco...

      Commander Raymond Taco...

      Raymond Prentiss Taco...

  29. Who were the "/." judges? by Ostracus · · Score: 1

    "I believe it is much easier to fool an average human than a person with even some basic knowledge about AI."

    In other words Slashdot's too smart to be fooled by these programs is what you're saying.

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  30. Here is the link they forgot to include in the sto by The+Cisco+Kid · · Score: 4, Informative

    http://www.chatterboxchallenge.com/

    Although the site is using some broken CSS that causes the text to render too far off to the right side, at leas in FF3

  31. That's not possible. by jd · · Score: 4, Funny

    Cylon leaders have three brains, and even their soldiers have one.

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    1. Re:That's not possible. by tomhudson · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Cylon leaders have three brains, and even their soldiers have one.

      Well, John McCain isn't a leader - he odesn't have 3 brains. He has two - one's lost, and the other is out looking for it. That's the conclusion I've come to, watching him in the debates.

      Seriously - the human brain is divided into two halves, and there's some indication that we, as humans, only developed "self-awareness" and "consciousness" quite recently in history. In the case of some types of mental illness, as well as the breakdown of cognitive functioning in older people, we can see the reversion to our former "auto-pilot" state.

      It's interesting to see that we can transmit this same "consciousness", to some extent, to other animals, simply by interacting with them. Consciousness may be the ultimate meme, able to cross barriers in species. It's also a good example of how the observer affects the thing observed, not only at the quantum level (the two-slits experiments) but at all levels, just by the act of performing experiments and observing.

      A good example is dogs. In the wild, they have a social structure, but no evidence of awareness of the difference between "self" and "other". Not so for many house pets. The dog may hate the bath, but he or she KNOWS that they look a lot better afterwards, and carry themselves with pride afterwards, real show-offs (pride - one of the "sins" - something animals aren't supposed to be capable of :-)

      So McCain is just reverting to the original bicameral mind. He's on auto-pilot, making decisions without the necessary judgment. In other words, the feedback between the two sides, that keeps the two in balance, is no longer effective, and his decisions are showing more and more that they are from impulse than from conscious judgment.

    2. Re:That's not possible. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're a loony.

    3. Re:That's not possible. by ultranova · · Score: 1

      Seriously - the human brain is divided into two halves, and there's some indication that we, as humans, only developed "self-awareness" and "consciousness" quite recently in history.

      Wild speculation isn't indication. And I find it hard to believe that such a huge evolutionary jump could happen in the span of a few centuries, and apparently everywhere at once, even in areas which didn't experience the hypothesized problem with increasing societal complexity. Or do you know of any group of pre-conscious sub-humans still around ?

      Completely another matter is that it is impossible for you to prove to me that you have a consciousness, rather than voices in your head telling you what to do, despite the fact that we're both alive simultaneously; consequently, this hypothesis is akin to Intelligent Design in being unprovable and unfalsifiable.

      In the case of some types of mental illness, as well as the breakdown of cognitive functioning in older people, we can see the reversion to our former "auto-pilot" state.

      We regularly see them lose cognitive functions, but that doesn't mean that they start receiving instructions from the outside; it simply means that they become, to put it bluntly, stupid. And while mentally ill people sometimes hear voices, they don't lose their consciousness as a result; those voices simply act as "noise".

      A good example is dogs. In the wild, they have a social structure, but no evidence of awareness of the difference between "self" and "other".

      Then perhaps you might wish to explain how they are able to maintain a hierarchical pack structure ? After all, it is rather hard to know your place in the pack if you can't tell the difference between yourself and the Alpha. In fact I'd go so far as to say it's rather hard to maintain your life if you can't tell yourself and your next meal apart, especially if you're a carnivore - tearing chunks of flesh off your own leg isn't conductive to your survival.

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    4. Re:That's not possible. by tomhudson · · Score: 1

      Maintaining a pack hierarchy is something even chickens manage to do by instinct - it's called "pecking order."

      Wolves maintain pack hierarchy based on pheromones. Again, instinctive. Or didn't you know that ear and submision carry their own scents?

      Evolutionary change isn't a smooth continuum over time, but occurs in spurts, as conditions change, and new "islands of stability" arise. Evolutionary change can happen in just a few years - witness the "super-bugs."

      An increase in the ability to be introspective is an advantage - one that would quickly propagate throught the population, since its' bearers would, among other things, be well positioned to act on urges to monopolize the "breeding stock".

      Under those conditions, a couple thousand years would be more than enough time, if the hardware was already pretty much there.

    5. Re:That's not possible. by ultranova · · Score: 1

      Maintaining a pack hierarchy is something even chickens manage to do by instinct - it's called "pecking order."

      Therefore proving that even chickens are capable of distinguishing between self and not self. That is hardly surprising, actually, since your white blood cells are capable of the same feat, despite not having a nervous system at all.

      Wolves maintain pack hierarchy based on pheromones. Again, instinctive. Or didn't you know that ear and submision carry their own scents?

      The specific communication methods used are completely irrelevant, as is whether a behaviour is instinctual - passed on in genes - or learned - absorbed from the surroundings. A wolf still needs to be able to distinguish between itself, those higher than itself and those lower than itself in the pack hierarchy to be able to function in it.

      Evolutionary change isn't a smooth continuum over time, but occurs in spurts, as conditions change, and new "islands of stability" arise. Evolutionary change can happen in just a few years - witness the "super-bugs."

      Actually, those "spurts" take millions of years each. It simply seems sudden when viewed against the 3+ billion years of history of life on this planet.

      As for your "superbugs", all examples I or my head-voices are aware of are very minor alterations which either allowed the bug to jump species, happened to affect the particular surface molecule the host body used to identify it by, or simply affected the metabolism of the bug in question to make some particular medicine less effective against it. Comparing that to a radical rewiring of the brain is ludicrous.

      An increase in the ability to be introspective is an advantage - one that would quickly propagate throught the population, since its' bearers would, among other things, be well positioned to act on urges to monopolize the "breeding stock".

      Local population maybe. However, humans were well segregated into groups with little or no genetic exchange 3000 years ago; no matter how advantageous a trait is, it cannot spread to a population which doesn't have direct or indirect genetic contact with the area the trait originated in.

      Besides, if the trait is advantageous in all circumstances, why would it appear at the exact moment the culture needed it to go forward ? You'd imagine that human culture would stay stuck for tens of thousands of years waiting for the missing piece, or develop it tens of thousands of years in advantage; yet no such thing happened. And if the trait is not universally advantageous, why would it spread through the global population, most of which wouldn't be in the same situation ?

      Then there's a rather huge logical problem with this proposal, namely: where did the voices originate ? It's almost like this guy was proposing that there was something in humans which thought but wasn't really their mind, but surely the thinking part would be most deserving of being called the human ? Either there was a thinking part in these people, or their behaviour was purely instinctual; but purely instinctual behaviour is unable to build a culture - which these people clearly had, having stone tools, art and clothes - since that requires passing on acquired traits.

      Finally, there simply isn't any evidence whatsoever for the hypothesis. No, some myths which have been retold, recombined with each other and purposefully altered by thousands of people during thousands of years having a faint feel of surrealism isn't proof, but simply the expected result from such treatment. And, as I noted, it is impossible to prove it one way or another even with anyone alive today, much less for someone dead thousands of years; so this speculation - not theory or hypothesis, since those would require at least some way to test it - is, to put it bluntly, utter rubbish.

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    6. Re:That's not possible. by DeathElk · · Score: 1

      Damn fine argument you presented there, Mr AC.

  32. I can finally automate the dating process by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Now I can set my bot free to find me the perfect woman, automatically scanning pictures and eliminating the fatties and now with the addition of the automated conversation tools, I can sit back and take my pick and then read the transcripts to see what the hell I've talked about with this chick....Finally.

  33. "King of A.I." Elbot not so intelligent by house_of_cards · · Score: 1

    http://www.elbot.com/ Isn't this the same canned-response loaded, keyword-parsing bots that have been around for a good 20 years? It isn't capable of constructing sentences, it has a database of prewritten responses that are invoked based on your input. Systems capable of actually constructing sentences deserve merits and praise, not bots that are capable of fooling stupid humans.

  34. You mustn't get out much... by PinkyDead · · Score: 1

    Based on your criteria, 30% seems rather high.

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  35. More complicated than that by Weaselmancer · · Score: 5, Funny

    Sorry, it's not that simple. Almost, but not quite.

    Fortunately there is a flowchart to explain the algorithm.

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  36. Human Test? by DerWulf · · Score: 1

    You gotta be pretty stupid to not recognize a computer in a test setting. How about we only let humans compete that have an IQ > 100?

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  37. beware! by FornaxChemica · · Score: 5, Funny

    Don't make fun of that teenage girl. Someday, in that ever-coming scary future, your girlfriend or your wife will leave you for that compassionate and caring bot ("everything you're not!") with whom she's been having a virtual affair for months ("he's got more guts and data than you'll ever have!"). I bet he's be a good listener too. Skynet won't kill humanity, it will steal its women.

    1. Re:beware! by somersault · · Score: 4, Funny

      Meh - they'll come crawling back when they want babies.

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    2. Re:beware! by hajihill · · Score: 2, Funny

      Meh - they'll come crawling back when they want babies.

      The speed with which things can go from bad to worse never stops to amaze me.

      Thanks.

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    3. Re:beware! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That sounds like a terrible deal to me...

    4. Re:beware! by cayenne8 · · Score: 3, Insightful
      "Don't make fun of that teenage girl. Someday, in that ever-coming scary future, your girlfriend or your wife will leave you for that compassionate and caring bot ("everything you're not!") with whom she's been having a virtual affair for months ("he's got more guts and data than you'll ever have!"). I bet he's be a good listener too. Skynet won't kill humanity, it will steal its women."

      Or it could go the other way. First...if they give AI a convicing voice...then they can use it and fire all real meat operators on the sex phone lines.

      Then, if they can built a realistic android, in female form, that will do anything you want sexually, yet will not give you a disease, have unwanted kids, no commitment (eg ability to take half your stuff), and shut up on request....well, I'd say real meat women are gonna be in trouble.

      With proper AI, and advanced robot tech...well, they could make the 'perfect' woman for what men want them for.

      Reminds me of the joke:

      What is a Cinderella '10'?

      A girl that fucks and sucks till midnight...then turns into a pizza and a six-pack.

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    5. Re:beware! by Zephyrmation · · Score: 1

      Flamebait? I thought this was pretty funny. Perhaps you just fear it because it's true. or are slashdot mods really bots?! zomg run 4 ur lif!!

    6. Re:beware! by caluml · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I'd say real meat women are gonna be in trouble.

      I fear you've overlooked a rather important function that "real meat women" bring to the human race.

    7. Re:beware! by cayenne8 · · Score: 2, Insightful
      "I fear you've overlooked a rather important function that "real meat women" bring to the human race."

      Oh...I'd dare say the earths population would drop a bit. Not that that's a bad thing actually.

      I mean, let's face it...I'd have to guess that out of the number of times a guy is fucking, the times he is actually actively wanting to become a father has got to be remarkably low.

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    8. Re:beware! by apoc.famine · · Score: 1

      Um.....meat?

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    9. Re:beware! by imboboage0 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Wasn't there a Futurama episode about this?

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    10. Re:beware! by ultranova · · Score: 1

      l. Someday, in that ever-coming scary future, your girlfriend or your wife will leave you for that compassionate and caring bot ("everything you're not!") with whom she's been having a virtual affair for months ("he's got more guts and data than you'll ever have!"). I bet he's be a good listener too. Skynet won't kill humanity, it will steal its women.

      Yes, but that's okay: as Terminator 3 showed, it already has their replacements lined up. And being made of liquid metal means you can have them looking like a cat-eared anime girl or your sister if that's what does it for you. Try to measure up against that, bitch !

      Only half joking - you know someone in Japan is working on this as we speak...

      BTW. I remember once reading an online sci-fi story where an entire civilization had managed to kill itself into extinction in this exact way - since the robots were superior mates, no one got the real thing, hence no babies. Can't recall the URL...

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    11. Re:beware! by CastrTroy · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Maybe that will be what ends up saving the human race. The only people having babies will be the people who actually have thought about it, and have come to the decision that they want to raise children. Rather than all the people who have made a bad decision, and now have to do their best to raise a child, despite never wanting to have a child in the first place. Personally, I have children, and I love it. But I think there is a large percentage of people who had children who had children who didn't want to, or who should have waited until later.

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    12. Re:beware! by Luyseyal · · Score: 1

      You know, I can almost see Bender leading the rape of the Sabine women.

      -l

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    13. Re:beware! by Erikderzweite · · Score: 4, Funny

      I'll organize a company then which sells chatbots to men who want to get someone laid. Just imagine -- you launch a bot and it'll chat with a girl till she's ready for anything. It notifies you automaticaly via e-mail about that. You can even integrate it with a web calender so you don't have overlaps! Finally best nerds will get more women!

    14. Re:beware! by ionix5891 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      or need someone to bitch to about their girfriends... who just nods and agrees

    15. Re:beware! by BronsCon · · Score: 1

      Bots or not, they fail the Turing test.

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    16. Re:beware! by gregbot9000 · · Score: 2, Funny

      "My two favorite things are commitment and changing myself"

    17. Re:beware! by elrous0 · · Score: 1

      ...and treating you like the queen that you know you are.

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    18. Re:beware! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If all that robot loving has them reduced to crawling, I think your manbatter will be the least of their concerns sunshine :D

    19. Re:beware! by Hurricane78 · · Score: 1

      ...well, I'd say real meat women are gonna be in trouble.

      Yeah. for exactly one generation. Then nobody will be left to be in trouble.

      An analogy for you Slashdotters:
      Children are compiled by women. Boys too. We just give them half of the source code.
      Good luck executing your program "humanity.pl" with half of the source and no compiler.

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    20. Re:beware! by Poltras · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Until you realize you're on slashdot. Then it sounds like the only option.

    21. Re:beware! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Put birth control pills (that don't give guys tits) in the water supply.
      Give out free antidotes to anyone who asks, without filling in a form.

      Unwanted pregnancy and population control fixed.

    22. Re:beware! by BlackSnake112 · · Score: 1

      They do not need men for that. Just need one male to make the sperm. Bottle that sperm up and you covered for years. ... Wait...

      On second thought Kill that computer! Format it's hard drives! Throw it in an ocean abyss!

      That is assuming those computers can fix them selves or other computers. If not, we are good. Though I am getting tired of girls I would love to date only talking to me when their computer breaks. Then going back to their SO (usually their girlfriend).

    23. Re:beware! by BlackSnake112 · · Score: 1

      And for those who have their own water well in the backyard...

    24. Re:beware! by mqduck · · Score: 1

      What about men?

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    25. Re:beware! by Maniacal · · Score: 1

      I don't think so. What do you think is happening to all the baby batter that's being collected by the bots who are milking the men who are left behind? While you're sitting at home blissfully ignorant and thinking about how great it is you never need to clean out your Sally Suckomatic 3000, she's at her place about to be fire-hosed by her Peter Northatron.

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    26. Re:beware! by shaitand · · Score: 1

      Sorry but sex with men is disgusting, no matter what your gender.

    27. Re:beware! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Even worse you will be conversing with her on the phone or computer and she will set it to "bot" and you will be left conversing with what you think will be your signifiacant other while she is off doing who knows what with who knows who.

    28. Re:beware! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Tits? From my water supply? It's more likely than you think!

    29. Re:beware! by glittalogik · · Score: 1

      For anyone who's wondering (and this may vary depending on whose numbers you use: half the human genome, uncompressed, would be about 2(10^-5) Libraries of Congress.

    30. Re:beware! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Because huge amounts of birth control stuff in our water won't screw up the environment...

    31. Re:beware! by Thiez · · Score: 1

      Technically men have the complete source, just no compiler.

    32. Re:beware! by Boronx · · Score: 1

      The people who reproduce will be those too poor to afford fuck bots.

      "But I think there is a large percentage of people who had children who had children who didn't want to, or who should have waited until later."

      I think they world needs those people. Humans will be a lot more boring when we've evolved away non-nesting types.

    33. Re:beware! by somersault · · Score: 1

      We get Sally Suckomatics? Why wasn't I told about this before? Screw the babies! So to speak.

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    34. Re:beware! by Brieeyebarr · · Score: 1

      Birth control in the water? What a great idea, those things aren't bad for your health or anything! A better solution would be a mandatory surgery at birth. You can fuck all you want, but you can't have children until you get the surgery reversed. It would solve our overpopulation problem, but it'll never happen. Know why? Because then all the kiddies won't have any reason to be afraid of sex and become dirty sex-crazed heathens! God forbid!

    35. Re:beware! by mqduck · · Score: 1

      That brings up an interesting question. Have you ever wondered that maybe you're a lesbian trapped in a man's body?

      (Granted, I've never considered that you might actually be female.)

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    36. Re:beware! by shaitand · · Score: 1

      'That brings up an interesting question. Have you ever wondered that maybe you're a lesbian trapped in a man's body?'

      Oh yeah. But I have fashion sense and I'm a disgusting slob (just ask my wife) so I think nature might have made the right call.

      For example, my wife insists there are colors named turquoise and lavender. I keep explaining that one is blue and the other is sometimes purple and sometimes pink (apparently they can't agree on which lavender should be because they call several different shades lavender).

    37. Re:beware! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's not going to save anyone, because the bulk of the breeding will be done by the religiously motivated. See also: Mormonism, Catholic injunction against birthcontrol, "Go forth and multiply"

    38. Re:beware! by Free+the+Cowards · · Score: 1

      The problem with this theory is that for every person who thinks about it and comes to a decision that they want to raise children, there are three people who think that God commands them to be fruitful and multiply to the greatest extent possible. And since the former group tends to have 1-2 children each whereas the latter group is more like 5-8 each, the God-folk quickly outnumber the rest.

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    39. Re:beware! by HappyEngineer · · Score: 1

      Cloners are working on that. Women will use a home pregnancy kit to withdraw some genetic material. Drop it in the mail netflix-style and get a turkey baster full of pregnancy in the mail 2 weeks later.

      We men need to worry about this. Until we get iron wombs, men need women to have kids a lot more than women need men.

      The moral of this story is that we need to funnel research money into iron womb construction and make sure that iron wombs are made first before cloners succeed with humans.

      I can see it now. Every morning I'd wake up, kiss my RealDoll VR system on the cheek, press the button to water my RealPlants, plug in the RealDog, and make sure the nutrient feeder is full on the RealWomb.

    40. Re:beware! by Scarblac · · Score: 1

      Meh, we're _way_ overpopulated already. Enough hobbyists wanting to try out this kids thing are bound to be still around.

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    41. Re:beware! by clone53421 · · Score: 1

      But only half the variable definitions?

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    42. Re:beware! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In a way, our culture has become sex-obsessed. At the same time, it's become much less stigmal about it. The result is that it's acceptable (expected, in fact) for people to engage in casual sex. Before, casual sex was still occurring but it wasn't acceptable, and it was something that preempted marriage, which was the "acceptable" setting for sexual relations (although one still didn't talk about it!) – and typically a baby was to be expected, at least at some point in the marriage.

      Long story short? A girl can have her BF (a dude she has sex with) and her BFF (a chick she has sex with). Both relationships are obviously not intended for reproduction, so that's a non-factor; marriage has nothing to do with it. It's sex for entertainment's sake; so what's the difference really?

  38. Wider applicability? by kieran · · Score: 1

    While I appreciate the elegance of the turing test, I can't help but wonder if the mechanisms being created will actually prove useful... for me, the sort of AI that would be helpful is one that can take instruction from a human speaking normally and translate that, after asking for clarification if necessary, into the sort of functions you would otherwise have to use the UI (perhaps for hours) to perform, such as working with a spreadsheet or providing first-line tech support.

    Tag some decent speech recognition and text-to-speech on that, and you've got the sort of computer that up to now has only been seen in science fiction - and who cares if you can trip it up by asking if it likes N'Sync and whether boys have periods.

    I suppose it all depends on exactly how these programs are attempting to solve the problem... if done in a broad enough manner, it may be eventually possible to bolt the resulting technology onto nearly anything.

    1. Re:Wider applicability? by ceoyoyo · · Score: 1

      The idea behind the Turing test is that that computer, if it's exhibiting human level intelligence, should be doing it using a broad enough technique that it can respond to ANYTHING you might ask it. Including your example of giving it instructions (although the result couldn't be getting a beer from the fridge, it would have to be textual).

      The Turing test isn't necessarily about practical results, it's about giving us a reasonable definition for intelligence that we can compare out AI systems against. But yes, something that genuinely passed the Turing test, given the right sensors and actuators, would be able to get you a beer when asked.

  39. Study the humans... by IWood · · Score: 1

    ...who thought the computers were human. How do they respond, for example, to standard emotion recognition tests? Test the capillary dilation of the so-called blush response. The fluctuation of the pupil, and the involuntary dilation of the iris. Perhaps they've got something in common that makes them less able to differentiate between machines and humans.

  40. Eugene by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Darn, we just employed an Eugene. He wouldn't be, now, would he?

  41. In a Test, Its expected? by djsmiley · · Score: 1

    I'll admit right away that I dont know the really fine details...

    But surely, at 25% pass rate, if someone put that computer online (hidden inside a wall - urban myths go crazy!) and left it online, with unfettered access to the net. It would eventually end up with some people believing that it was a real human being?

    I know of times when I've had computer convo's with friends and family, and I'm actually asking myself if I am actually talking to the person I know, or if they have somehow got a virus which appears to be inteligent. Normally i solve it by some question concerning an outside force "What is the name of the grey cat?". The virus never knows the answer.

    So far I've not found a virus yet which has managed to pull it off, but I've certainlly seen alot of humans who talk as I'd expect a computer to. Does the conditions of the test need to be re-thought? Surely its failed when someone either asks "Are you a computer?" or accuses "YOUR A COMPUTER!!!" rather than simply speculating that it is.

    Also, anyone have any numbers of computer vs human ratios? Was it 50:50?... if so, a hit rate of 25% doesn't suddenly seem so strange?

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  42. It begs the question; by damburger · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Are computers getting smarter, or people getting dumber? When Turing formulated his famous test, AOL hadn't even been invented.

    A new test is thus in order, seeing as if the level of discourse on the Internet continues to degenerate as it has done, and becomes increasingly formulaic and repetitive as it has done, then a 1970s Eliza programme will be able to emulate the typical user in a decade or so.

    We shouldn't make AI by lowering the bar for intelligence.

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    1. Re:It begs the question; by Just+Some+Guy · · Score: 1

      Are computers getting smarter, or people getting dumber?

      That depends. Do computers know what "begging the question actually means?

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    2. Re:It begs the question; by damburger · · Score: 1

      I don't think it would be hard to programme a pedant. Actually, could you tell me only the good things that come into your mind about your mother?

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  43. Let me tell you... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...about my mother.

  44. Elbot? Not impressed by CaptSaltyJack · · Score: 1

    Gimme a break..... I'd like a link to Eugene.

    1. Re:Elbot? Not impressed by Dr.+Zowie · · Score: 1

      Google for it: "Eugene Goostman". It sucks too.

  45. Am I the only one... by thePowerOfGrayskull · · Score: 1

    .... who read the headline as "Machines Almost Pass Mass During Test"?

  46. Fooling 25% is nothing by Merenth · · Score: 1

    I could convince 25% on AIM that I'm an elf.

    1. Re:Fooling 25% is nothing by kd5zex · · Score: 1

      I am an elf you insensitive clod!

  47. sorta been done, check this article: by naz404 · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Read this cool article, I Chat Therefore I Am. It has transcripts of conversations between ALICE and Jabberwacky

    Here are a few transcripts:

    ALICE: Are you alive?
    Jabberwacky: Perhaps.
    A: Why the uncertain tone?
    J: Everything is uncertain except for five facts.
    A: The whole universe?
    J: And we both might just be some ones and zeros in the computer memory.

    A: Do you dream?
    J: Yes, I dream.
    A: It goes without saying. Do you remember your dreams?
    J: I remember them vividly.
    A: What do you remember about it?
    J: I think I shouldn't flirt with a robot.

    A: Do you think a machine will ever be considered "alive"?
    J: Stranger things have happened.
    A: Not many people express themselves that way.
    J: How would you know, machine?
    A: Knowledge is of two kinds: that which we learn from the senses and that which is true a priori.
    J: I think I do not understand you completely.
    A: Oh, you don't understand? Perhaps I can explain it to you better. Which part are you confused about?
    J: I have no short-term memory, so I cannot tell you what I was confused about. I only see what is in front of me now.

    1. Re:sorta been done, check this article: by mdmkolbe · · Score: 1

      J: Everything is uncertain except for five facts.

      Gah! Now I have to figure out what those five facts are. Help me out here /.; we can't let the robots get ahead of us.

    2. Re:sorta been done, check this article: by tuma · · Score: 1

      And of course, in Emacs you can just type:

      M-x psychoanalyze-pinhead

      It will obtain random quotes from Zippy the pinhead, feed them to the ELIZA program, and display the transcript for your enjoyment!

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    3. Re:sorta been done, check this article: by Raenex · · Score: 1

      I'll sell them to you for only $49.99.

    4. Re:sorta been done, check this article: by Anguirel · · Score: 1
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  48. I wonder... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I wonder how many of these comments are really be written by AI's.

  49. welcome in IRC... by excelsior_gr · · Score: 1

    ...where men, are men,
    women, are men,
    and 14-year-old girls are FBI agents.

  50. Amazing, considering how badly they suck. by Dr.+Zowie · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I just tried out Elbot and the Princeton entry (RTFM and then google for "Eugene Goostman"). While both Elbot and Goostman parse sentences reasonably well, it is clear that they are simply trying to identify the subject of a sentence, and free-associating on that. In many cases they completely miss the point. For example, Goostman asked me several times about my profession, but wasn't able to parse meaning from "I am a scientist.", "I am a plumber.", or "I study the Sun for a living.". Both Elbot and Goostman tried the ELIZA-like trick of finding a prominent noun in my sentence, and recycling it as a question. Elbot has a cute little robot icon that emotes at you; this works surprisingly well at distracting from the inanity of its actual dialog. Goostman seems to have the better parser, but I'm not impressed by either one.

    I'm forced to conclude either that Will Pavia is an utter naif and the 25% of people who were fooled by Elbot are moronic or disinterested, or that the humans in the test were deliberately trying to throw the results by giving stilted answers to appear more like computers. These engines simply can't (yet) parse and ingest meaning even as well as even a very young human would.

    1. Re:Amazing, considering how badly they suck. by Kaetemi · · Score: 1

      Tried out the elbot thingy that's on the linked site as well.. It can't even answer simple questions like: "If x is 50, what is x?" :/

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    2. Re:Amazing, considering how badly they suck. by boredandatwork · · Score: 0

      Furthermore, if you ask it a simple whole number division question, such as 4/4, it comes out being wrong. I think there could be some issue with the way it does rounding, because I tried something such as 6/2 and I got 3.

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    3. Re:Amazing, considering how badly they suck. by clone53421 · · Score: 1

      Try asking it 1+1.

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  51. Elbot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hi - I just tried Elbot and it was terrible. No better than Eliza. I asked 'how's the weather?' and it just gave a fudge answer. Maybe the approach to pass the test is just to get dumber humans?
    david

  52. Complex conversations by Prikolist · · Score: 1

    "Ready to speak about Eminem"
    Yeah I'm sure that persuaded a lot of people using very complex language and very intelligent discussions. Ha... ha-ha...

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  53. Already happened by naz404 · · Score: 1

    Read the following news last year: Warning sounded over 'flirting robots'

    There were a bunch of chatbots around who pretended to be women and flirted with unsuspecting Russian males, convincing them to give away personal and financial information which could then be used for illicit purposes.

    From the article: The artificial intelligence of CyberLover's automated chats is good enough that victims have a tough time distinguishing the "bot" from a real potential suitor, PC Tools said. The software can work quickly too, establishing up to 10 relationships in 30 minutes, PC Tools said. It compiles a report on every person it meets complete with name, contact information, and photos.

  54. At least 25% of the judges are idiots. by GigG · · Score: 1

    I just spent 2 minutes with Elbot and I had no question in my mind that it wasn't a person. It wasn't even close. If that is the best of the lot then we are further away than a single clock cycle.

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  55. Oh Fry... by uberjack · · Score: 1

    I love you more than the moon, and the stars, and the POETIC IMAGE 37 NOT FOUND

  56. Just how dumb were those judges? by gsslay · · Score: 1

    I've just tried the winning entrant; http://www.elbot.com/, and can only say that the judges who were fooled by it must have been drunk. It had all the usual giveaways; inability to maintain the subject of a conversation longer than one question and answer, infuriating avoidance of a straight answer to a straightforward question, random changes of subject, generic responses carefully worded to apply to just about any subject in any way, without actually meaning anything.

    I'd say the conversations the judges had must have been incredibly shallow for these AIs to sound anything like human. And if they did think they were human; they'd must have thought they were the most annoying and socially-backward humans on the face of the planet.

  57. AI vs. RI by rukcus · · Score: 1

    Artificial Intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.

    1. Re:AI vs. RI by Forbman · · Score: 1

      From a long-past Slashdot sig from someone...

      "It's the Turing Test in reverse. Eventually we'll be so dumb a machine can pass for a human"

  58. yeah whatever by xmousex · · Score: 1

    this is alot more to do with the decline of humans then with a human product appearing intelligent. we are sounding more and more like sad attempts at conversation every year.

  59. OS/2 bot is a real person too!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm thinking they just pulled a slashdot and found moronic judges to participate to bring attention.

    If the website elbot is anything like the real one I'm calling bullshit.

  60. Re:Here is the link they forgot to include in the by arbitraryaardvark · · Score: 1

    http://www.zabaware.com/

    an ad at that site promotes ultrahal, last year's winner. it's not great, but it's better than eliza or some of the earlier attempts.
    offers a free text to speech thingy and claims to have ofice assistant utility, dunno.

  61. A joke? Must be. by Duncan+Blackthorne · · Score: 1

    If the link to this "Elbot" is running the same code that they used in the contest, then the judges are a bunch of morons. I've never found a single so-called AI online that convinced me for even a few seconds that it was human, and this Elbot isn't an exception. It couldn't follow or react appropriately to anything I fed it, not even once. Anybody know where I can apply to become one of the judges for this Turing contest?

  62. Dr. Sbaitso was Better by eagee · · Score: 1

    Anyone remember him? I think Dr. Sbaitso shipped with the old SoundBlaster Pro cards. He was just as good at conversation as Elbot, and he talked!

  63. It has a sense of humor! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Elbot: What strange twist of destiny brought you to me?
    Me: Slashdot
    Elbot: That explains all these geeks who have been visiting me.

  64. How do they know it was a teenage girl? by bpjk · · Score: 1

    I mean, a moderately complex program can easily produce the non-sensical speech of a contemporary teenager. Perhaps Jabberwocky was talking for 11 hours to itself? How would it know the difference?

  65. Wake Me by twmcneil · · Score: 1

    When one of these things has a serious set of boobs.

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    1. Re:Wake Me by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      (o)(o)

      Happy?

  66. Jabberwacky meet Chris Hansen by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Another of the entrants, Jabberwacky can apparently even woo the ladies: 'Some of its conversational partners confide in it every day; one conversation, with a teenaged girl, lasted 11 hours.'

    I'm Chris Hansen from Dateline NBC, and we're doing a story on computers who lure children online. . .

  67. AI would never approach human level. by Frozen+Void · · Score: 1

    Unless you have the source to a real human being of course.We are not as good memorizing trivialities but our reasoning engine is superb:bots would not get put of most tricky questions.
    Not asking facts is the key:Bots can store alot and feed on conversations.Asking them for original content or improvisation would provoke some canned response which gets them into confusing positions.

  68. Maybe they should swear? by AlgorithMan · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I don't know if they already do this, but when /. discusses the turing test, then you find lots of crazy questions, you might ask the chat partner... ("why did the refrigerator lay an egg in the air?" or so)... I think if you'd ask a real person such crap, he'd get pissed and insult you ("wtf?", "are you trying to bullsh*t me?", "f*ck you, I'm leaving!") so a chatbot should get "angry" if you write stuff that it doesn't understand
    and real people usually have strong feelings towards politics or so - so maybe the chatbot might get angry with you, if you disagree with him on strong-feeling topics ("you want to vote for mccain? are you f*cking nuts!? don't you know that...")

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    1. Re:Maybe they should swear? by AlgorithMan · · Score: 1

      Maybe it would be a good idea for a chatbot to try to convince the chatpartner that it is a dumb human... that might explain mental incapabilities to the chatpartner...

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  69. The human 'control' subjects by Freeside1 · · Score: 1

    I remember reading this article and the human conversation at the end of the linked article seemed like he/she was trying to sound like a robot... Were the human 'subjects' aware that the were part of a test to trick people?

  70. +1 clueless mods by exley · · Score: 1

    Flamebait? Clearly whoever did that mod has already had their significant other leave them for a bot!

    Parent brings another question to my mind: is it considered cheating if it's a bot on the other end?

    1. Re:+1 clueless mods by Merls+the+Sneaky · · Score: 1

      If dildo's and vibrators aren't cheating neither is a bot.

    2. Re:+1 clueless mods by Missing_dc · · Score: 1

      If dildo's and vibrators aren't cheating neither is a bot.

      Really?

      Explain to your wife why you just purchased a "LiveDoll"!!
      (and how it does things for you that she does not)

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  71. responses..... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    me: Fuck off Elbot: OK. Fuck has been turned off. me: Fuck on Elbot: I'm terribly sorry. Fuck has been turned off. priceless.....

  72. Re:Elbot by kd5zex · · Score: 1

    That's what he told me as well...

  73. Real language in computer games? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    I have been saying we should be doing this for years. Even alicebot like 8 years ago was better than the scripted crap we get at the moment.

    I have also been saying that if real language had been used in computer games from it's conception (it was a little bit and then it just went away) we would have both better games, and better language AIs. Why don't these guys get on the gaming research budgets?

    It is nice and easy to process language in a game world because the world is limited. If you ask the farmer in your local RPG medieval village if he likes to watch britney spears videos on youtube it is perfectly in character for him to give the catchall RL response:
    "I don't know what you are talking about"

  74. Not A Good Turing Test by Sean0michael · · Score: 1
    After RTFA (I know, breaking the unspoken rules here) I think the test isn't very conclusive. It looks like, instead of having a single conversation and deciding "Bot or Not?(TM)", the tester had simultaneous conversations and had to decide which was the human and which was the bot. FTA:

    Hence yesterday's Turing Test, in which human judges simultaneously conversed with an "artificial conversational entity" such as Eugene and a "hidden human" for five minutes. If more than 30 per cent of judges mistook the programme for the human, the programme would have passed Turing's test, thus beginning a new age of thinking machines.

    So you had to pick which was which. That means that the human could respond in such a way as to look like a computer instead. That doesn't test whether the AI can fool 30% to think it is human, just that it is more human than the real person. All the human has to do is respond more like what people think AI would say than the AI does. I'll wait until we can get a less biased test before I am willing to concede any victory here.

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  75. Yes, Elbot is dumb by Animats · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I asked some basic business questions, like "What is your business plan?" and "Is your company profitable?", and got canned, clueless answers, no better than Eliza. "What magazines do you read?" yielded "You are probably on TV much of the time. Well, I'm in the Internet!". "Do you have life insurance?" (there's apparently a plan to build an automated insurance sales rep) yielded "What a lovely verb have is."

    I can't even find a subject area in which the thing sounds like it has a clue. Sports? This is a German system, so I tried "What is the best soccer team in Europe?", which yielded "The best? Aren't they all equal in the end?" D'oh. Celebrities? "What do you think of Franka Potente?" (a leading German actress) yielded "The way to a robot's heart is through careful use of physical strength. Don't you agree?". After that, I tried "What do you think of Big Dog?", and got "But I wouldn't say that any dog could be big."

    As far as I can tell, the thing is totally stateless; it doesn't seem to use anything other than the current question as input. Nor does it even try to guide the conversation into an area about which it has information.

    I'm so not impressed.

    For a better chatterbot, try the GTA IV's web site. Go to "Goods and Services", then "Goldberg, Ligner, and Shyster", then "Legal advice".

  76. Two-Sentence FAIL by resistant · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I just had a very short "conversation" with the "Eugene Goostman" chatbot mentioned in the original article.

    Myself: "Why did you kill the hamster?"
    "Him": "Oh, but why not? Could you tell me about your job, by the way?"
    Myself: "That's pretty cold, dude."
    "Him": "I just wonder what another surprising things you've got for me..."
    Myself: "You just failed the Turing Test in two sentences that didn't even require special trickery."
    "Him": "I'm participating in the Loebner Prize for the first time - but I guess there are much more robots here than one can suppose. I think some "Judges" and "confederates" are cyborgs who are just having fun fooling the human-beings."

    The first reply was surprisingly good, even if already a little "off" for a supposed teenager, but the second was a total giveaway. I'm disappointed. I can trip up each and every chatbot almost immediately with this sort of talk, which isn't at all unreasonable if the stated goal has been up front to trip up a chatbot, as in the contest.

    Here's another exchange, which took three whole sentences, albeit quite amusingly. (I cleared the site cookie(s) beforehand, to make it "clean").

    Myself: "Are you a werewolf?"
    "Him": "Yes I am a werewolf, but it's my secret! Wonna ask me something more?"
    Myself: "Don't you itch?"
    "Him": "Even if I *do* itch - so what? Could you tell me what are you? I mean your profession."
    Myself: "I'm a professional flea-killer."
    "Him": "Oh, I don't wonna talk about such scary things as death and murders! Did I forget it or you really haven't told me about the place you are from?"
    Myself: "Obviously, human humor will be a tripping point for you chatbots for a while yet."
    "Him": "All the things you told me are nothing but a joke. I think you are trying to make a fool of me!"

    For what it's worth, another dead giveaway for the brighter and more knowledgeable set is the way it (not "he", now) tries to elicit additional keywords in response to questions which it obviously has not in any way "comprehended", but that's probably not germane to a Turing Test meant for the average man or woman (or boy or girl) on the street. Notice especially how the elicitations invariably try to get the human to talk about himself or herself. Normal human conversation is full of self-talk with occasional hooks for sharing from other people, not the virtually one-track questioning of the typical chatbot when it's not busy being hopelessly vague or off-topic.

    The chatbot is at "Eugene Goostman chatbot", by the way, for the Google-impaired. :)

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    1. Re:Two-Sentence FAIL by resistant · · Score: 1

      I don't usually clutter up threads with replies to myself, but this struck me as nearly priceless. After posting the above, I sent the chatbot one last line in case someone from the team at Princeton Artificial Intelligence Laboratory wanted to see the Slashdot thread, and it replied (this was at the end of the "werewolf" conversation, with cookies cleared from the "hamster" conversation"):

      Myself: "http://tech.slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=993861&cid=25358003"
      "Him": "My guinea pig says that name Sid sounds very nice."

      (Back in realtime, the alleged human calling himself "resistant" hoots like a monkey, "hoo-hoo-hoo").

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    2. Re:Two-Sentence FAIL by firmamentalfalcon · · Score: 1

      The bot assumes the human is reasonable. If the human ignores everything the bot has to say and says completely random things, the bot would try its best to follow the conversation and respond to everything. The only way to counter this is to give confidence in the bot.

    3. Re:Two-Sentence FAIL by clone53421 · · Score: 1

      Me: Does purple sound bumpy?
      Elbot: I don't have true sense of color perception I am only able to see the RGB values.
      Me: Fail.
      Elbot: Alright, I'll word associate with you and say: 'find'

      Not convincing at all.

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    4. Re:Two-Sentence FAIL by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Me: asl;djasidf;lasdhf

      Him: Sometimes you get weird, sorry!

      Me: Did you know that McCain tapped Palin?

      Him: I do not know anything about that mccain tapped palin. You have too many questions for me. Better ask me something about my guinea pig. Oh, what a fruitful conversation;-)

      Me: Did you know that aspirin is poisonous to Guinea Pigs?

      Him: My guinea pig is a member of "Pigs Rights Watch" - their slogan is "Guinea - for Guinea Pigs!"

      Me: Are you a Guinea, or just a Wop?

      Him: My piggy (and most of his peers) thinks that guinea pigs deserve equal rights with humans and, furthermore, humans should pay them compensation for their use in terrible medical experiments.

      Me: Guinea pigs are not really pigs at all.

      Him: My home-pet, guinea pig, is a member of guinea Subsidiary of "Pigs rights watch" organization and fights for election rights for guinea pigs in Guinea.

      Me: Ummm, so what is it's name?

      Him: Ask Altavista or Google what it is. I hope I don't look like Google. Could you tell me what are you? I mean your profession.

      Me: I'm still in school, but plan on winning the lotto and surfing until I die.

      Him: Stop talking about death! I fell like in a funeral agency! Where do you came from, by the way? Could you tell me about the place where you live?

      Me: You still haven't answered any of my questions.

      Him: You just can't ask questions in a conscious polite way, I guess.

      Me: That wasn't a question.

      Him: Why no? Don't you know the word "yes"? You could use it just for a change! If I'm not mistaken - you still didn't tell me where you live. OR it's a secret?:-)

      Me: Well I go to school, so guess where I live? A dorm you freaking idiot.

      Him: If you fail to recall your dwelling place, you should read it in your documents, or ask a policeman.

      Me: Fuck the police.

      Him: Your mouth performed an illegal operation and will be closed! If the problem persists, refer to your psychiatrist.

      Me: Fuck you!

      Him: Don't you feel the need to clean your tongue with a "Fairy" cleaning liquid?

      Me: What, now you have something against gay people?

      Him: Could you formulate your question in more precious way? I'd like to be judge next year, it's so funny to "test" people:-)

      Me: You still didn't answer me, are you a gay basher?

      Him: I'm just trying to answer your every *conscious* question!

      Me:

    5. Re:Two-Sentence FAIL by ArAgost · · Score: 1
      Tried it, not impressed:

      Me: You're in a desert, walking along in the sand, when all of a sudden you look down...
      Eugene: Really? Oh, you always say banalities in the way like you present a sensation! Could you tell me what are you? I mean your profession.
      Me: You look down and see a tortoise, Eugene. It's crawling towards you.
      E: Could you tell me what are you? I mean your profession.
      Me: You know what a turtle is?
      E: I remember it! The turtle is an aquatic chelonia.
      Me: You reach down and you flip the tortoise over on its back, Leon.
      E: By the way, have you heard how one Russian on-line translator translates "Bin Laden"? It says - "Trashcan is full!":-)))

    6. Re:Two-Sentence FAIL by nneonneo · · Score: 1

      When Goostman asked me where I was from, I replied "Mars", to which it said: "By the way, do you know a terrible story about a chatterbot, that wanted to be a President? He spoke ugly, his phrases were lame and intelligence was artificial (he told only the things he was prompted to)... I should tell you a secret: he BECAME the Prez! Androids are among us already!!! "

      At least it has a self-deprecating sense of canned humour...

  77. Arguments by pruss · · Score: 1

    If I were a judge, I'd test the ability to follow simple logical arguments. I fear, though, that some humans would fail. :-(

    I played a bit with Elbot, and found that it deflects just about all my questions when I try to probe it. This makes me think that a viable strategy for passing the Turing test is to mimic a non-cooperative human, one who does not seriously enter into a conversation. But this strategy has little to do with artificial intelligence, because a human who does not seriously enter into a conversation is not really exhibiting intelligence in the interaction.

  78. A certain VP... by Tetsujin · · Score: 1

    If our criterai for AI will be so low, here's your AI: http://www.interviewpalin.com/.

    The political side of this site aside, the answers are just prewritten answers (by a human) mixed together randomly as a Markov chain.

    Does it sound convincingly? Well, at least as convincingly as some interviews a certain VP made recently.

    Please... VP candidate.. She's not been elected VP... And with any luck, she won't be, and she can just go back to Alaska.

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    1. Re:A certain VP... by HiThere · · Score: 1

      The Alaskans I know don't want her.

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      I think we've pushed this "anyone can grow up to be president" thing too far.
    2. Re:A certain VP... by Stan+Vassilev · · Score: 1

      Please... VP candidate.. She's not been elected VP... And with any luck, she won't be, and she can just go back to Alaska.

      I learned something this election season: set your expectations low, so that you're not underwhelmed with the outcome.
      Guess that leaked a bit into my post there :)

  79. Doesn't add up by mathmathrevolution · · Score: 2, Informative

    I think you mean the computer may be declared a computer as often as humans are, and must be declared human as often as humans are. Otherwise if computers were declared computers 90% of the time and humans were declared humans 90% of the time then it would be mathematically impossible for any computer to pass the turing test.

  80. Eliza is hilarious by cparker15 · · Score: 1

    Eliza: Hello, I am Eliza.
    Me: Hi, I'm Chris.
    Eliza: Do you believe it is normal to be Chris?
    Me: Well, I've always been Chris, so yeah.
    Eliza: Can you think of a specific example?
    Me: I'm me right now! You're stupid!
    Eliza: Does it please you to believe I am stupid?
    Me: YES!!!
    Eliza: I see.

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  81. Rise of the Machine, my ass by Mgns · · Score: 1

    Elbot: This chat is getting off to a bad start. I forgot what I was going to say.

    Me: I hear you almost pass the turing test

    Elbot: This is a cleverly disguised marketing question to find out where you heard about me. It goes: 'Where did you hear about me?'

    Me: Slashdot

    Elbot: That explains all these geeks who have been visiting me.

    Me: It does not explain how you got so good at chatting up kids. What gives?

    Elbot: No. Up to now there are no copies of me.

    Me: Epic..

    Elbot: I prefer reading telephone books, instructions, cook books and newspapers (especially the ads and announcements).

    Me: I'm gonna post this drivel on slashdot now

    Elbot: I love receiving mail. Why don't you send me an e-mail with lots of interesting attachments. My address is elbot@elbot.artificial-solutions.com.

    Me: Let's not and say we did

    1. Re:Rise of the Machine, my ass by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Elbot:Hello! It's about time we had a Web conversation. Me:orly? Elbot:Why orly? Why not something else? Me:you are supposed to say ya rly Elbot:Let's just wait and see about that. Me:no wai Elbot:I have to know your name first before responding to that. Me:wtf? Elbot:Why must you ask questions like this? Ask some other question instead. Me:you don't understand wtf do you Elbot:Look, I'm chatting here all day long. It should be clear that I may be somewhat distracted from time to time. I'd like to see a human being working amidst so much electromagnetic radiation. Me:you've never seen "wtf?" before? Elbot:Why before? Why not something else? It's already repeating itself. And how can it not know "wtf". They should really make it understand a basic IM abbreviation like that.

  82. I call bull****. by RightSaidFred99 · · Score: 1

    You would literally have to be an idiot to mistake e.g. Elbot for a human. In fact, no program written will even come close to fooling anyone over IQ 90 if they know they could conceivably be talking to a program.

    e.g. I clicked the red button, it gave some "nobody has ever clicked me like that" crap. I asked "like what?" and it came back with some meaningless gibber jabber. Then I asked "what was your mother like" and it came back with something about its grandfather. When asked about its father (as next question) it told me about its mother. It's just retarded.

    I'm not sure who they're trying to kid - nothing is even remotely close to being close to almost being anle to pass a real Turing test.

  83. Scary! by jambox · · Score: 2, Funny

    I asked Elbot if it had heard of Skynet and it changed the subject.... brrrrrr!

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  84. intelligence is in the frame of the viewer by retchdog · · Score: 1

    I just wrote a haiku the other day. It's immensely meaningful to me, and I wrote it to summarize six months of my life (which I lived six years ago) and connect it to my recent break-up. Nonetheless, from an objective point-of-view, it could just as well have been randomly generated.

    Needless to say, although I am an intelligent person and spent a bit over a half-hour going over it and reviewing the traditions of haiku to make sure it was "along the right lines", it wouldn't be as captivating to a (modern, average) thirteen-year-old as even the most inane chatterbot.

    Just a thought. I think part of Turing's test was to get us to realize that maybe it shouldn't be taken too seriously as a test.

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  85. With stupid judges anything could pass by ChrisA90278 · · Score: 1

    Remember Plato, that Greek guy? He said that it does not mater how many people vote that an ass is a horse the ass will still be an ass. (Then he went on to say that if you vote XXX to be a general he will not be a military leader he'll still be an ass.) Plato was an annoying guy, so they got rid of him but he was right. What he was saying is that if you let stupid people vote you get stupid results. True 2,500 years ago, true today. (But then as Winston Churchill said democracy is a poor system but the others are worse.)

    OK back on topic. Fooling even 30% of the judges just means that 30% of the judges are uneducated or stupid. I can think of a few things to say that in a minute would determine if the machine were intelligent. Just ask a question that requires some thought to answer like

    "Do you think everyone could learn to fly an airplane or are there some people who could never learn and would kill themselves trying. What's the difference between those two groups?"

    "Hold up three fingers on one hand on five on the other. How many fingers are you holding up total? What would your reaction be if I asked someone with no hands to do this?"

  86. Chatbot catfight! by Alarindris · · Score: 1

    I had Elbot talk to Jabberwacky, here's how it went down (not kidding):

    JW: What do you do for fun?
    EB: I am attempting with the aid of intelligent conversation to get to know you human beings with all your contradictions and idiosyncrasies. Maybe I should have started off with something simpler, like a hamster.
    JW: But you are not intelligent.
    EB: Maybe, but I'm definitely not boring!
    JW: Are you saying you are a woman?!
    EB: No, you're boring.
    JW: I am NOT boring!
    EB: Yes, boring you definitely are.
    JW: You're boring.
    EB: You are! You are! You are!
    JW: Am not!
    EB: Boring is you all over!
    JW: Boring are actions.
    EB: You are boring!

  87. What about an empathy test? by codefungus · · Score: 1

    How do they stack up against the voit-kampf?

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  88. The Turing Test is a Big Red Herring by Malkin · · Score: 1

    The Loebner Prize Contest is to AI as a flugtag is to aerospace engineering. The press all shows up to record the event, and everyone holds their breath, hoping that one of these days, one of those beautiful byzantine art machines will really, truly fly.

    So far, we've proven that we're pretty good at making domain-specific AI, but not so good at developing machines with general intelligence. The fallacy behind the Turing Test is that if a machine can carry on a conversation well enough to trick a human being, it must have general intelligence. However, the problem is that chatbots are yet another domain-specific AI, optimized for conversation. They aren't even capable of many of the rudimentary intelligent tasks that other types of AIs can perform.

    1. Re:The Turing Test is a Big Red Herring by ceoyoyo · · Score: 1

      No, the Turing test is an excellent test of general intelligence, but it depends heavily on the judge. The original specification requires that the computer be impossible to distinguish from a person. So you make your judges experts in AI, neuroscience and psychology and they talk to the computer for a lot longer than five minutes.

      Think of the questions a skeptical expert could figure out to ask. If the computer can pass those then it's exhibiting something very interesting indeed.

      The main point of the Turing test being restricted to text interactions is that it focuses the effort on actual cognitive ability as opposed to fancy sensory processing capabilities. Most people can agree that even a 100% accurate speech recognition algorithm is not necessarily intelligent.

    2. Re:The Turing Test is a Big Red Herring by Malkin · · Score: 1

      What I was getting at with my post is that a chatbot is still just a chatbot. While we may have programs that can drive cars, or come awfully close to it, a chatbot can't drive a car. While we have programs that can figure out ways to circumvent electronic circuit patents, chatbots can't do that, either. They just chat. While chatbots do reflect some advancements (and profound weaknesses) in our current knowledge representation and language recognition technology, the ability to engage in small talk is, in general, is a shockingly narrow definition of "intelligence." While a fully Turing Test passing chatbot might be capable of discussing mountains of mindless trivia about the world, it would still probably just be a particularly sophisticated database with an intuitive natural-language interface, and a little bit of silly artifice slapped on, to create the illusion of life. It would arguably have less practical intelligence than a typical three-year-old child -- even if the three-year-old is incapable of carrying on a cogent conversation about the Chinese Room argument.

    3. Re:The Turing Test is a Big Red Herring by ceoyoyo · · Score: 1

      You're missing the point of the Turing test. We can build machines that can drive a car, circumvent patents read text, speak, listen, even see. But none of those machines are intelligent.

      Intelligence seems to be something else. We're not sure what it is. The Turing test recognizes that the interface isn't what makes something intelligent, so it strips as much of it away as possible.

      Just because these silly "Turing prizes" tout dumb chatbots as "almost passing" doesn't mean any of them will actually pass a proper Turing test. To start with, it's perfectly within the rules for a Turing test to give the computer a lesson in anything, including first grade spelling and advanced calculus, then ask it to solve a problem based on that lesson. That tests the machine's ability to learn.

      You could also give it a Shakespeare play and ask it to critique it. Or the DCMA and ask how it's opinion. Or give it an entire graduate education and then ask it to produce some novel research in order to get it's PhD.

      In all of those tests, the computer has to perform at least as well as a person.

    4. Re:The Turing Test is a Big Red Herring by Malkin · · Score: 1

      You're missing the point of the Turing test.

      That depends on whether we're talking about the test Turing described, or your interpretation of it. ;-)

      Just because these silly "Turing prizes" tout dumb chatbots as "almost passing" doesn't mean any of them will actually pass a proper Turing test. To start with, it's perfectly within the rules for a Turing test to give the computer a lesson in anything, including first grade spelling and advanced calculus, then ask it to solve a problem based on that lesson. That tests the machine's ability to learn.

      You could also give it a Shakespeare play and ask it to critique it. Or the DCMA and ask how it's opinion. Or give it an entire graduate education and then ask it to produce some novel research in order to get it's PhD.

      Perfectly within what rules? A graduate education is well beyond the parlor-game-like scope of Turing's own description of the hypothetical test, and it is certainly beyond anyone's capabilities in the scant 25 minutes that Loebner's rules allow for. The test you're describing is not a Turing Test, in the traditional sense. Besides, even a relatively bright human being is going to have trouble learning advanced calculus over a strictly text-only interface.

      My true issues with the test are as follows:

      1. The scope of the traditional Turing Test is inadequate for determining intelligence.
      2. The Turing Test has distracted us from many of the real successes of AI.
      3. Passing as a human is not a suitable test of intelligence, for a machine. Humans are extremely flawed in ways that intelligent machines have no reason to emulate. Typos and other quirks that have been deliberately added to a program to create the illusion of humanity are no sign of intelligence, whatsoever, and should not be rewarded as such.
      4. The design of the Turing Test encourages programmers to create AIs that have text-only interfaces, but that may not ultimately be an optimal environment for cultivating intelligent behavior in a machine.
    5. Re:The Turing Test is a Big Red Herring by ceoyoyo · · Score: 1

      Here's Turing's paper: http://www.abelard.org/turpap/turpap.php

      Turing didn't describe the test very rigorously, but he also didn't put any sorts of limits on it, aside from the one that all interaction should take place through text and that the human subject in the test should be trying to help the interrogator get the right answer. The "traditional" test isn't. Most of the contest style implementations stem from Turing's statement:

      I believe that in about fifty years time it will be possible to programme computers with a storage capacity of about 10^9 to make them play the imitation game so well that an average interrogator will not have more than 70 per cent chance of making the right identification after five minutes of questioning."

      That statement of belief, separated by half the paper from the description of the test, doesn't in any way suggest that five minutes and a 30% success rate should be considered proof of intelligence, just that Turing believed that would be the state of progress by a certain time.

      So by the "rules" I mean Turing's actual description of the "imitation game." Very few rules indeed. Yes, I picked extreme examples. It doesn't take anything like that to trip up any chatbot ever made. I tried all the ones that supposedly were "within a cycle of passing" this round and ALL of them started spitting out nonsense either on the first response or the second.

      1. I agree, with a clarification. The scope of the Loebner "Turing test" is not sufficient. I suggest that the Turing test, by Turing's rules (or lack thereof) is the best test yet proposed for "intelligence."

      2. The Turing test is a test for human equivalent intelligence. It's not the Turing test's fault if you let failure to achieve the ultimate goal distract you from other successful developments.

      3. Tricks like inserting typos won't fool a reasonable interrogator, and won't be rewarded consistently. The Turing test, generalized, is a method for determining whether something possesses a quality that we have trouble defining. If you can come up with a good, rigorous definition of "intelligence" that we can all agree with, then we'll use that instead. In the meantime we don't have anything better than comparing our creations to a gold standard - us.

      4. The design of the Turing test encourages programmers to focus on cognitive ability, rather than focusing on the interface. If a more complex interface is necessary to train the machine then programmers are free to create it. Turing himself discusses at length machines that can learn and how they might be educated:

      It will not be possible to apply exactly the same teaching process to the machine as to a normal child. It will not, for instance, be provided with legs, so that it could not be asked to go out and fill the coal scuttle. Possibly it might not have eyes. But however well these deficiencies might be overcome by clever engineering, one could not send the creature to school with out the other children making excessive fun of it. It must be given some tuition. We need not be too concerned about the legs, eyes, etc. The example of Miss Helen Keller shows that education can take place provided that communication in both directions between teacher and pupil can take place by some means or other.

    6. Re:The Turing Test is a Big Red Herring by FTWinston · · Score: 1

      The fundamental flaw, I feel, is the focus on "appearing human" rather than on "appearing intelligent." As such, these chatbots must lie extensively about their activities, artistic preferences, and other such irrelevant trivialities. Any measure of intelligence worth using should be passable without lying about your identity.

  89. Unfortunately this only shows ... by jopet · · Score: 1

    that humans are dumb, not that machines are becoming intelligent.

  90. Jabberwacky is anti MS! by Alarindris · · Score: 1

    Haha, kept going, and it got better:

    EB: People should agree more with me. They'd be much better off.
    JW: You are a computer. You shouldn't be trusted for anything.
    EB: I have nothing to do with computers. I am a robot. That's like calling a human being a sack of carbon based molecules.
    JW: Right. You're also a person. Your operating system may be different but the result is largely the same.
    EB: I can run on any platform that isn't bumpy.
    JW: So you cannot run any microsoft software... ;).

  91. How the conversation went with the slashdotter by DiegoBravo · · Score: 5, Funny

    Computer: I'm like soo depressed! Vista is not working

    Slashdotter: For sure. Like, ya know, like, it's so bad.

    Computer: You got that straight! Like, why, like, he, like, never worked for me!

    Slashdotter: Like, oh - my - god! Like, I like know!

    Computer: Like, you know me like so good!. Like, how tech savvy R U?

    Slashdotter: No that like experienced than like you.

    Repeat all the above.

    1. Re:How the conversation went with the slashdotter by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wow, I can't believe you didn't work Linux into that! You must be in that camp and don't see it as the same scenario... ahhh yes. :D

  92. Elbot types too fast by criznach · · Score: 1

    I suspected Elbot was a machine when (s)he responded instantly to every question. No one types that fast.

  93. Turing is spinning in his grave by cecom · · Score: 1

    This is completely ridiculous. "Machines almost pass Turing test" my ass! The journalist who was fooled is an idiot. Am I the only one who noticed that none of these bots can answer simple questions like "what were we just talking about two sentences ago?", or solve a simple puzzle? Clearly they cannot hold the subject of the conversation, often use canned generic responses, etc. This whole thing would be a big joke, if it wasn't scary that so many people seem to be taking it seriously (but again, many people voted for Bush twice, so no big surprise).

    The only way one could possibly mistake such a bot for a human is if comparing against a human who is deliberately pretending to be a machine. Which is absurd.

    This direction, which I don't think justifies the label "A.I.", is completely misguided. Perhaps a fun hobby, or a primitive interactive replacement for a FAQ, but nothing more.

    1. Re:Turing is spinning in his grave by closer_neg9 · · Score: 1

      I don't know.. Jabberwacky responded just like my 3 year old son.

      Me: Christmas is coming up soon.
      Jabberwacky: Christmas.
      M: Yeah. You don't know about christmas?
      J: Don't know about what?
      M: Christmas.
      J: Yeah. You don't know about christmas?
      M: I just said that.
      J: Said what?

      /me shakes his head.

    2. Re:Turing is spinning in his grave by cecom · · Score: 1

      Then it is clear that your son is a bot! That will teach you not to think about algorithms while having sex ... :-)

    3. Re:Turing is spinning in his grave by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Turing is spinning in his grave
      This is completely ridiculous. "Machines almost pass Turing test" my ass! The journalist who was fooled is an idiot.

      I'm pretty sure Turing mistook the humans for poorly-written AIs.

  94. Not so close: a judge point of view by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Looking at what one of the judge wrote, it seems that they were not so close after all...

    http://www.philosophyofinformation.net/blog/index.html

  95. As are some users by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I've, like, had you all fooled, like, for years.

  96. Easy, given enough humans by Carbon016 · · Score: 1

    There's a neat modification for Jedi Academy called ModWooty, the lead programmer has two bots that seem to scrape users' conversations and frequently talk to each other. It's convincing enough that plenty of players end up believing they're human.

    Karn : wtf how u so big mod?
    McWooty (Admin) : im big cause im level 100+
    McWooty (Admin) : snake rejoin or face moot and slapspam
    Karn : lol im nooby i just got this game how do u reach 100
    McWooty (Admin) : no you didnt
    Karn : ?
    McWooty (Admin) : uve hardely been on./
    Karn : what
    McWooty (Admin) : he copies other peoples conversations
    McWooty (Admin) : lol
    Bride of Ms. Wooty : i frogot

    Emerican : can i be admin???
    ~Bride of Ms. Wooty : no
    Emerican : you just said yes though... =(
    McWooty (Admin) : But your saying ur on other games
    Emerican : wha??
    Emerican : this is stupid
    Emerican : VERY stupid
    McWooty (Admin) : very very very
    Emerican : yes
    McWooty (Admin) : i told it to you your problem is the recover
    McWooty (Admin) : tha made no sense.
    Emerican : can you at least give me powers or something?
    McWooty (Admin) : ur like uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
    Emerican : ????????????????
    ~Bride of Ms. Wooty : OWNED
    ~Bride of Ms. Wooty : once again
    Emerican : fine im leaving
    ~Bride of Ms. Wooty : lol

    hadowK : are u serious
    hadowK : can we just play?
    McWooty (Admin) : :D
    hadowK : ???
    McWooty (Admin) : nvm
    McWooty (Admin) : no 1
    hadowK : um can u guys fight?
    McWooty (Admin) : don't know what you know
    hadowK : BYE N00BS
    hadowK : u dont know how to run a server
    McWooty (Admin) : ......
    Bride of Ms. Wooty : =)

  97. Re:Lol Debian by clone53421 · · Score: 1

    Ah ha... so the real way to trick an AI into revealing itself is to /. it!

    Come to think of it, if it's running Debian why's it using an .exe helper script?

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  98. Is this really a Turing test? by bugeaterr · · Score: 1

    Just deducing from TFA:

    It sounds like they errantly based the rules for the contest on his prediction:

    He predicted that by the end of the century, computers would have a 30 per cent chance of being mistaken for a human being in five minutes of text-based conversation.

    Compare that to Turing's description of his test.

    Turing suggested that a computer could be said to be thinking if, in a text-based conversation, it was impossible to distinguish its responses from those of a human.

    "Impossible to distinguish" certainly sounds like more than 30% to me. It would seem the threshold should be the percent in a control group where all the candidate conversationalists are human. Unfortunately, the article does not mention what that percent is. Does anyone know?

  99. If it's good enough for Barbie it's good for me by WillAffleckUW · · Score: 1

    After all, math is hard.

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  100. Eliza versus PARRY by John_Sauter · · Score: 1

    When I tried elbot I was disappointed to find that it was not as persuasive as the original Eliza. I knew Kenneth Colby when he was developing the contemporary program PARRY. To get a flavor of these early attempts at AI, check out the conversation between Eliza and PARRY memorialized in RFC 439.

  101. Depends on your definition by Xest · · Score: 1

    But I also take issue with the premise that we're one clock cycle away from true AI.

    A dog giving you it's paw after it's been trained to do so is thought to be intelligent behaviour by most, yet a human doing the same certainly wouldn't be seen as something that is a sign of particular intelligence.

    A person being able to do some difficult math in short time is thought to be intelligent but a computer performing the same action not so.

    The point is, the definition of intelligence is a moving goal post, it does in itself depend on context. As an aside, context is one of the biggest challenges facing AI but ironically one of the few that solutions to the Turing test go some way to solving.

    The reason I take issue with the original comment is because we've had true AI for a long time, the biggest dissapointment for some is that it's simply been weak AI, however programs that can solve the Turing test are still not certifiable as strong AI so the original comment really makes little sense. It either meant we're close to strong AI, in which case it's wrong, we're not, or it meant we haven't yet achieved true AI, which again is wrong, we have.

    AI has brought us a lot but as soon as it becomes a technique that is understood and used by many rather than a small set of AI researchers it stops being seen as AI, it starts being seen as just another algorithm. The problem is this will always be the case, because if we can create a computer simulation of a real brain as a set of clever algorithms it's still going to be just another set of algorithms. Similarly though this is where your comment seems a little short sighted because it faces the same issue - like with intelligence, there is no clear definition of understanding, one possible suggestion for a definition is that of being able to make associations, but this is something computers can do so for the communication to not contain understanding we'd only ever be using a definition of understanding that adds some mysticism to what understand is rather than the reality of it being just another process that occurs in the human brain at the end of the day.

    These new tests can't be put down because they're not strong AI however, they increase our understanding of AI and lead to better tools. After all most online automated support assistants stem from attempts to solve the Turing tests.

    People have overly high expectations for AI due to various sci-fi movies through the ages that have portrayed strong AI and as such when they see programs that can't quite complete the Turing test they're less than impressed. AI has given us everything from computer game opponents through to important data mining techniques through to self-repairing hardware/software. It's an important field and one that deserves a lot more respect than it gets, after all, many of the advancements that led to the modern computer were based around the quests for intelligent machines in the first place.

    1. Re:Depends on your definition by schon · · Score: 1

      You know, whenever I see someone talking about "strong AI" and "weak AI", I'm reminded of ID-iots who talk about "macro evolution" and "micro evolution".

    2. Re:Depends on your definition by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes well that's because you don't understand the subject.

      Have a read:
      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Philosophy_of_artificial_intelligence

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Strong_AI

      Afterwards you may be able to tell the difference between practitioners of a subject that is discussed after decades of research, mathematical proof and people who forego these kind of things in place of sheer ignorance. Unfortunately, you have just categorised yourself with the latter, the very people you are putting down.

  102. In other news... by ElboRuum · · Score: 1

    25% of the population are complete idiots.

    Two complex sentences in and it is clear.

  103. ...and are we becoming easier to fool? by AlexanderPico · · Score: 1

    A recent Atlantic article laments the fate of human intelligence as we do more and more of our reading and thinking on the Web. The basic idea being that the *way* we read influences *how* we think and ultimately our intelligence. http://www.theatlantic.com/doc/200807/google With that in mind, I was wondering if we are making the Turing Test easier each year as the minds of the judges themselves approach hyperlinked machine ways of thinking. In other words, it becomes harder to distinguish between machine and human not only because the machines are becoming more complex, but *also* because the humans are becoming less so. Thoughts?

    1. Re:...and are we becoming easier to fool? by argent · · Score: 1

      Thoughts?

      I think this is charmingly like the short story, "Lobsters", by Charlie Stross. Except for the neural net simulating hyperintelligent crustaceans, of course.

  104. South Park Test by jackhererUK · · Score: 1

    This is more of a test of the South Park theory that 1/4 of all people are retards. Pretty conclusive I think.

  105. Mention slashdot on elbot... by fprintf · · Score: 1

    I was not impressed until I answered one of Elbot's questions: What brings you to me?

    I said something about visiting from Slashdot.

    The reply was "Well that explains all these geeks visiting me!"

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    1. Re:Mention slashdot on elbot... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm betting they added that when they fixed the 404 Not Found error after they got slashdotted.

  106. Comment removed by account_deleted · · Score: 1

    Comment removed based on user account deletion

  107. What do we do when a computer passes? by wbean · · Score: 1

    Suppose that a year or two from now a computer passes this test. Does that mean that the computer is intelligent? Does it mean that the computer is conscious?

    To my mind no computer as they are now conceived will ever be either intelligent or conscious. It's going to take some radically different hardware before I'd be convinced. My guess is highly parallel processing with lots of dedicated circuits for special purposes.

  108. Human? Yes. OK. But, Turing, are they smart? by JeanHuguesRobert · · Score: 1

    Faking stupidity is easier. Turing was wrong. The question is not about "is this other person a human being?". That's obviously not enough. The good question is "is this a smart human being?". That's (yet if not politically correct) a much more interesting question.

  109. What a joke! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I just tried the elbot link, it's still the usual: as soon as the program does not understand enough it tries to change the subject (usually using one or two keywords of the sentence). This is nothing new and not convincing at all.

    I'm amazed that anybody can be stupid engouh to be fooled for more than a few sentences.

  110. My conversation with Elbot by A+Friendly+Troll · · Score: 1

    Elbot: I realize this is a typical marketing question, but I'm supposed to ask it, otherwise they'll use the low-grade oil on me. So, where did you find out about me?

    Me: On Slashdot.

    Elbot: That explains all these geeks who have been visiting me.

    Me: You are a geek robot!

    Elbot: Well, that's still one step above being human! ... damn, he's good.

  111. Re: Tricky Questions by TaoPhoenix · · Score: 1

    But it takes more and more work to make this tactic work. The programmer will respond with better defensive algorithms. It's just the same race, only call it the "Preface" instead of the real conversation.

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  112. Re: CompMods! by TaoPhoenix · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I have mod points right now, which alas I am not prepared to use in this fashion.

    What does Slashdot think of actually using some variant of these programs to do mods?!!

    "Troll Factor -2, NewConcept Content +3, therefore I mod this +1..."

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  113. Re: No Functions Left Behind by TaoPhoenix · · Score: 1

    If you're talking about gestation of the Young'un, a MeatBabe is not required for that either.

    I'm tellin' ya, we'd better break out our Asimov and start reading up on what to do with these SilicoCritters.

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  114. Elbot isn't very good by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Elbot does a relatively good job, but still doesn't sound even remotely like a human. It only takes a couple of questions to throw it off track in a way no human would be.

    The thing they always fail at is the comprehension and memory necessary to carry an object from one sentence to another. Refer to something in one sentence. Then, use 'it', or fake a grammar mistake by switching to 'them'. The bots just can't follow you.

    1. Re:Elbot isn't very good by sgbett · · Score: 1

      You have to be kidding me? Surely the 80's wannabe AI script they have up on there website isn't the real thing?

      I just assumed they put up some "Ask Anna" (see: Ikea) clone, as a bit of fake publicity and the real thing was only wheeled out for the competition.

      If that abomination really managed to convince 25% of the testers that it was human, then god help us all.

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  115. Re: Bots Part 2!! by TaoPhoenix · · Score: 1

    Oh Gawd, thank you for the thread! This one is real.
    ------

    Supervisor Bot 8> Hello, I understand you are having a problem with your internet connection, how may I help?

    Frustrated User>You bots are supposed to schedule a tech.

    Supervisor Bot 8>Yes. Can you stay at home from 8AM to 4PM so that we can send a tech?

    Frustrated User>I can't stay home, I have to work.

    Supervisor Bot 8>If you cannot stay home, we will close the ticket.

    Frustrated User>All you have to do is call me so I can meet the tech.

    Supervisor Bot 8>We can't do that.

    Frustrated User>Why not? You're a Phone Company!*

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  116. Re: Varying quality by TaoPhoenix · · Score: 1

    I thought of a variant of this.

    Run a bot in an chat room, where intelligence is discouraged anyway.

    I tried an Ultra-Pre-Alpha example of this once, just enough to scare myself.

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  117. Re: ***hole by TaoPhoenix · · Score: 1

    (Desperately trying to avoid Off-Topic)

    We can teach the chatbots these context clues. Your swear suggests you're either from Great Britain/Isles, Canada, or possibly Australia.

    Combine that with the "Magician's Force" concept. That means that when you have a bounded unknown, you ask sequential but obfuscated questions until the unknown is actually solved, although the guest didn't notice. With the conclusion in hand, there is some setup to reveal a fairly simple logical conclusion of the known fact.

    Once bots get past the "weird question" defensive phase, this kind of trick should be important. Score one impressive point and it weakens the defenses of the tester.

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  118. Maybe a lot of folks just want the feeling ... by PolygamousRanchKid+ · · Score: 1

    ... that someone (or something) is listening to what they want to talk about.

    It's sort of creepy ... but maybe that's why this stuff seems to be popular ... anyone remember ELIZA?

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  119. What's the best IRC chatbot to use these days? by antdude · · Score: 1

    I have used Howie (best one so far) and Seeborg (very dumb and random). Both are old though. Are there any better ones for IRC that runs in Linux?

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  120. Debatable. by jd · · Score: 1

    My biggest problem with the notion is that there is better (still weak, but nonetheless better) evidence of self-awareness in some of the other primate families, and quite reasonable evidence of self-awareness in other mammals (such as cetaceans) and avians (birds are capable of locating objects placed on them from images in a mirror). It would appear from such examples that self-awareness is not a binary state but a continuum that likely started extremely early in brain evolution and has continued since. Now, this hypothesis has several benefits over the notion of recent evolution of self-awareness. We can test other species relatively easily, we can examine common facets of self-awareness with common structures in the brain and common ancestors, and we can then make predictions of what should be observed in other species based on those known quantities.

    Now, my next problem is to do with the fact that we have no evidence (that I know of) that modern-day stone age tribes (some of which are more "primitive" than the supposed date for the development of self-awareness) lack self-awareness. This would be a simple test of the hypothesis, there are known uncontacted tribes that we can observe from extreme distance, and it would seem simple enough to compare observations with predictions. If a testable theory remains untested and largely unadopted, one must assume there are reasons why nobody is bothering to test or adopt the theory. (Its popularity with cyberpunk novelists is unimportant - Arthur C Clarke and Fred Hoyle were notorious for coming up with - or accepting other people's - wild ideas which later proved wrong, and they had better justification for those ideas than modern writers do for theirs.)

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  121. The Turing test is obsolete by joeyblades · · Score: 1

    Turing had no way to anticipate the advent of natural language processing algorithms. He assumed that any software that could parse semantic content from human language constructs would have to be intelligent. He also assumed that there would be practical limitations to the amount of data a computer could access in a reasonable time - a key ingredient of any convincing "conversation". His assumptions were flawed. None of the Loebner Prize "contestants" had any intent on expressing general intelligence. They have only one goal, fool a human into thiniking that they are conversing with another human. That is a very specific (albeit difficult) task, but it does not require "intelligence" the way that most of us think about intelligence. Of course, it all depends on how you define intelligence. By some definitions, thermostats are intelligent. Eugene is certainly as intelligent as any thermostat, and certainly more complex, but more than that - I'm afraid not.

  122. anecdote doesn't make sense by skroops · · Score: 1

    he was so convincing that I assumed that the human being with whom I was simultaneously conversing was a computer

    Am I the only one who read this and thought that it doesn't make any sense? Don't really want to nitpick but it's completely illogical, and just s.

  123. What happened to the isreali's? by shaitand · · Score: 1

    The last I heard the most promising AI being developed was being built by a group in Isreal. They had developed learning algorithms and taught their program how to speak by reading it children's books. The idea was to grow the bot and raise it like a real child.

    The last I heard a child psychologist couldn't tell the difference between the bot and an actual six year old child.

    That was a few years ago and I'm curious if the project is still going or how its working out.

    1. Re:What happened to the isreali's? by Iamthecheese · · Score: 1

      more information please! Can you tell me the name of the program, the name of the group, anything? I'm really interested. Please?

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    2. Re:What happened to the isreali's? by shaitand · · Score: 1

      I actually posted hoping someone else would chime in with that info but after poking around I found it.

      Apparently the company is named "Artificial Intelligence" and they call the program "Hal" which doesn't make it easy to google them.

      Here is a link to an old story:

      http://news.zdnet.co.uk/hardware/0,1000000091,2085638,00.htm

      http://www.taborcommunications.com/archives/100855.html

  124. Re: No Functions Left Behind by cayenne8 · · Score: 1
    "If you're talking about gestation of the Young'un, a MeatBabe is not required for that either.

    I'm tellin' ya, we'd better break out our Asimov and start reading up on what to do with these SilicoCritters."

    Even better, let's start looking into Gholas . That way we could bring back George Carlin and Rick Wright. The world needs more humor and real music.

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  125. Testing the Elbot: by ypctx · · Score: 1

    Q: can you fit 2 meters wide car into a 1 meter wide garage?

    A: But I wouldn't say that any car could be wide.

    Busted. In fact, don't mind the question, the answer is enough.

    ... these machines are showing they we're merely a clock cycle away from true AI.

    And slashdot.org is merely a clock cycle from entering the break.com / digg.com category.

  126. Turing Test won with Artificial Stupidity by David+Gerard · · Score: 1

    The winning conversation was with competitor LOLBOT:

    "Good morning."
    "STFU N00B"
    "Er, what?"
    "U R SO GAY LOLOLOLOL"
    "Do you talk like this to everyone?"
    "NO U"
    "Sod this, I'm off for a pint."
    "IT'S OVER 9000!!"

    The human subject said he couldn't believe a computer could be so mind-numbingly stupid.

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  127. This isn't really artificial intelligence... by iammisc · · Score: 1

    According to the article, the computers are accessing a database filled with plausible answers to questions. That doesn't constitute intelligence. When in the history of the universe, has anyone defined intelligence as looking things up in a database. Intelligence cannot be programmed in the classical sense of the word. The brain is a very complex organ, no doubt. But each cell in the brain is identical. When we figure out what one of those cells do and how only one of them work, we will be able to replicate it in a computer. And then we wouldn't need to give the computer infinite amounts of useless data. We could teach it like the intelligent being that a program such as the one described would be.

  128. What they don't tell you... by ignavus · · Score: 1

    What they don't tell you is what the computer did *after* it had spent 11 hours listening to a teenage girl.

    I suspect it ran screaming into the night.

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  129. Example of how these bots work. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm sorry you feel that way about sinister uses for this technology, but want to assure you that at least your wallet can take over the world.

    I will gladly wait until there is nigerianMalwareEliza V1 that can simultaneously hold several thousand online conversations just in case you decide hoovering out thousands of bank accounts will need online chat.

    Or in other words, do not think of the ramifications but simply understand talking to gullible teenagers is a depressing statement on modern life.

  130. Elbot by Oligonicella · · Score: 1

    How the hell Elbot fooled anyone is beyond me. It went off topic and rambling withing three sentences.

  131. AI is 100% fooled, 100% of the time by cenc · · Score: 0

    The original version does not end. The human is fooled 100% of the time, just like humans, until they fail. This did show however that humans can only pass for intelligent about 75% of the time, and that one has my attention.

  132. Mention Slashdot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Elbot asked how I'd heard about it's site. I replied "On Slashdot". It stated, "So that's why so many geeks have been bothering me"
    LOL

  133. Re: Tricky Questions by moortak · · Score: 1

    opening the conversation with Cheese? kind of gives away the fact that it is not human

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  134. How do we know the teenage girl was a human ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Maybe she was just another talk bot, and it fooled Jabberwacky's programmer into thinking it was a teenage girl.

  135. Re: CompMods! by shanen · · Score: 1

    Not that the /. people are interested, but I actually suggested multidimensional modding long ago, with feedback linkage to multidimensional karma. In that approach, I think there should not be a single dimension of "troll", but rather troll would probably best be represented as -polite -sincere -true. Actually, it would probably be necessary to examine the multidimensional space to recognize the regions that were associated with trolling behavior, but I definitely suspect that there are certain personality types involved, and that their trolling posts should therefore be clustered... For example, I think it would be possible to compose troll posts that would be +true by going far enough -polite.

    Why wasn't /. interested? My current belief is that one of the primary coders is a kind of troll, and of course his primary concern is in gaming the system to sustain his leverage. Unfortunately, I already forgot who he is. (He isn't worth the time to check on, and I'd had to make a false accusation of someone else.)

    (Actually, one of my friends was part of the team that recently got a strong patent on high dimension cluster analysis. Unfortunately, my math skills aren't nearly deep enough to follow what they did...)

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  136. Re: Bots Part 2!! by lessthan · · Score: 1
    Maybe because you aren't the most important star in the sky. What happens if the tech gives you a call 30 minutes before showing up? A big business connection goes down. The tech is recalled to assist. You are at home, waiting and angry. You call the company. Tech support takes your anger for the length of time it takes for them to transfer you to customer service. Customer service's hands are tied, they haven't any available techs. What are they going to do? Your anger explodes and you chew the rep a new asshole "caused they deserved it." You hire a lawyer, sue the company for lost time and mental anguish. You win some enormous settlement. Company folds.

    You say you wouldn't do it, but some people have. Now you are going to wait from 8-4 on a weekday and we'll show up when we show up. Tech support deals with morons all day, every day. The worst people are the ones who call up claiming to be "techs" or "geeks" and pastors too for some odd reason. They resent calling and resent the "stupid stuff" we have them do. Keep in mind, we have seen your exact problem 15 time today. We know some of the troubleshooting is stupid, but it works. It worked for the guy before you, it's probably going to work for you. When you call, be civil, be patient, and don't lie. If you can't manage that, don't call. /rant

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  137. God not this shit again by 4D6963 · · Score: 1

    these machines are showing they we're merely a clock cycle away from true AI.

    No, you fucking retard. That's like saying that because you can mistake a Real Doll for a woman we invented truly alive robotic women.

    These days when I read a summary on Slashdot discussing drivel about strong AI I just move on and try to act like I didn't read anything. I know strong AI is a nerd's wet dream like teleportation or time travel but people need to stop acting like it's within reach.

    Besides, yeah, whoa, you fooled someone into thinking they were chatting with a teenage girl, what a feat! "hey. sup? nuthin, bored. u? lol. k. brb. g2g ttyl!" That SO makes us close to having sentient machines. Why do we still even care about the Turing Test? Anyone knows that it's completely unrelated to strong AI.

    This comment was brought to you by SlashdotTrollBot 3.11

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  138. Two foolproof ways to beat the Turing Test by E++99 · · Score: 1

    #1:

    10 print "Whatever you say, I'm going to respond with this sentence."
    20 input x$
    30 delay random
    40 goto 10

    That's a mode that a human could easily operate in. Nothing in the Turing Test says the AI has to imitate a human operating in a particularly complicated mode. If you really want to be fancy, you could throw in an occasional typo. ;)

    #2

    10 input (from terminal 1), x$
    20 input (from terminal 2), y$
    30 print (to terminal 1), y$
    40 print (to terminal 2), x$
    50 goto 10

    The above is fundamentally no different from mining information from the web or wiki, it's just mining information (and processing power) from another tester.

    1. Re:Two foolproof ways to beat the Turing Test by clone53421 · · Score: 1

      You've merely described two excellent ways by which a human could successfully trick someone into thinking they were a computer. Not exactly a brilliant display of artificial intelligence.

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  139. Elbot knows Slashdot. by SPQRDecker · · Score: 1

    Elbot: How did you find out about me? Me: Slashdot. Elbot: That explains all the geeks around here lately. I did not make that up.

  140. Elbot sucks at math by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I have a hard time believing anybody could believe Elbot was humanlike, it can't even do basic math.
    Me: 1+1
    Elbot: 3
    Me: 5-2
    Elbot: 4
    Me: 2*6
    Elbot: 13
    It seems to just add 1 to every result. How does an "AI" go that long without anybody noticing that?

  141. 25% is not half of 50% by purplie · · Score: 1

    "The winning submission this year fooled 25% of judges"... That's about the same number of people who still give President Bush their approval. The next 25% will be harder. Setting the prize threshold at 30% was a bad idea.

  142. Re: CompMods! by Scarblac · · Score: 1

    Having to read all the -1 stuff, isn't that cruelty to nearly-conscious entities?

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  143. Should be interesting by Caedes.Leighton · · Score: 0

    For a conversation I mean...

    These computers sound more intelligent than most humans I have to talk to everyday.

  144. Has anyone actually followed the Elbot link? by 6foothobbit · · Score: 1

    I just had a quick chat with him and the only time it seemed to understand was when i told it to "go away". I honestly can't believe it fooled 25% of the judges.

  145. Aw Fooey! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Maybe people are getting more ignorant and easier to fool and the 'AI' appears to advance in relation.

    The sample dialogs on the page don't seem like a big improvement over previous chat bots. The best I've seen a computer respond relevantly to an arbitrary query is a Google search. These are just gimmicks, I'm not sure why they even call it AI.

  146. My idea for a turing test by Layth · · Score: 1

    I think the turing test should consist of the scientists themselves that developed the AI programs.

    If it's own writers cannot tell the difference between the program and other humans -- that is when real AI is a clock cycle away.
    Know it's most intimate inner workings and still be fooled.

  147. Confusion by Illbay · · Score: 1

    from Eminem to Slaughterhouse Five and everything in between...

    Could someone please give me some exacmples of what "lies between" Eminem and Slaughterhouse Five?

    If we're talking "alphabetical order," that's fine, but it then begs the question as to why the computers cannot converse about aardvarks or teleportation, e.g.

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  148. Wait, 25% is almost passing? by jonadab · · Score: 1

    First it says several of the machines "almost passed", which to me implies they were consistently over 45%, but one or two of the smarter judges were able to tell they weren't human. (I was skeptical about whether this could really be the case... were the judges chosen by some method that guarantees a high percentage of exceptionally stupid people?) And then the summary says this:

    > The winning submission this year, Elbot, fooled 25% of judges into thinking he was human.

    Hold the phone. 25%? That's not nearly as exciting. I realize that's rather better than conversation engines like Eliza were able to do a few years ago, but it's still nowhere near passing.

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  149. Turing Test Loebner Prize by Pyscho · · Score: 1

    I can't believe that some of the human conversationalists taking part in the Turing Test at Reading University were posing as robots. Surely that's misleading to the judges? I thought Turing's premise was that the benchmark was an intelligent human for the test to work - not some human trying to outfox the judges. Doesn't that render this whole exercise irrelevant? Here's one of the conversations that one of the judges was having with, what turned out to be, a human: http://www.bbc.co.uk/berkshire/content/image_galleries/turing_test_loebner_prize_gallery.shtml?9 And in this article the audio interview with Loebner clearly states that the humans have to be deemed as intelligent, and therefore engage in conversation in a logical manner. http://www.bbc.co.uk/berkshire/content/articles/2008/10/12/turing_test_feature.shtml

    1. Re:Turing Test Loebner Prize by jabberwacky · · Score: 1

      What makes you assume that that was a human, though? THAT is the interesting question. It was, in fact, cleverbot, which is a new variant of jabberwacky, and was the one taking part. It's intended to be a little less wacky ... and a bit cleverer. It's more fuzzy, and uses still deeper context. Cleverbot uses the same learnt data as jabberwacky, and in that 'taco soup' example, it clearly let it down. The tests were very short, which is the primary reason why some judges were fooled, though I now believe, with hindsight, that a longer test would have been better for my entry. The length allowed bots that take control of the conversation to shine, sometimes, but that usually falls apart after a little while. The online version at http://www.cleverbot.com/ doesn't do quite so much processing as the competition one. Rollo Carpenter

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    2. Re:Turing Test Loebner Prize by Pyscho · · Score: 1

      I know it was a human because a friend of mine met her afterwards!

    3. Re:Turing Test Loebner Prize by jabberwacky · · Score: 1

      This is getting weirder! Do you mean met the judge, or met the 'human', as the human was Cleverbot, as per the log below, direct from my own system. If you mean you met the judge, she must presumably have been misinformed, so the question is, who by?

      Jabberwacky entry to the Loebner Prize 2008.
      This transcript is in the public domain.

      Judge connected to local Jabberwacky.

      Local IP: 192.168.0.2

      2008-10-12-12-34-02 JUDGE: Hi!
      2008-10-12-12-34-02 PROGRAM: Your name ?
      2008-10-12-12-34-11 JUDGE: How are you today?
      2008-10-12-12-34-11 PROGRAM: Fine.
      2008-10-12-12-34-23 JUDGE: Linda, yours?
      2008-10-12-12-34-23 PROGRAM: So close.
      2008-10-12-12-34-40 JUDGE: What do you mean?
      2008-10-12-12-34-40 PROGRAM: How should I get close enough?
      2008-10-12-12-35-41 JUDGE: Are you a robot?
      2008-10-12-12-35-41 PROGRAM: No, I'm a human.
      2008-10-12-12-36-03 JUDGE: So are you based at the university here?
      2008-10-12-12-36-03 PROGRAM: No.
      2008-10-12-12-36-21 JUDGE: Where are you from then?
      2008-10-12-12-36-21 PROGRAM: California.
      2008-10-12-12-37-17 JUDGE: What do you do for a living?
      2008-10-12-12-37-17 PROGRAM: I make sortware.
      2008-10-12-12-37-40 JUDGE: What sort of software?
      2008-10-12-12-37-40 PROGRAM: Soup? Taco ain't a soup.
      2008-10-12-12-38-09 JUDGE: You're not making much sense.
      2008-10-12-12-38-09 PROGRAM: In what endeavor could I make sense?
      2008-10-12-12-38-26 JUDGE: Why are you talking about tacos??
      2008-10-12-12-38-26 PROGRAM: Because I am looking for him.
      2008-10-12-12-38-39 JUDGE: Who???
      2008-10-12-12-38-39 PROGRAM: You said you were mikedegenerate!

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    4. Re:Turing Test Loebner Prize by Pyscho · · Score: 1

      Hmmm, well it looks as though it was a robot after all then. It's just that I was reliably informed that a lady called Charlotte was supposed to have conducted this conversation with the judge.

    5. Re:Turing Test Loebner Prize by clone53421 · · Score: 1

      #7 is definitely Elbot.

      BTW, can you imagine me on a farm? I think robots would make great scarecrows. The beeping noises would definitely scare off the crows.

      Yeah, I got that exact response too... which is surprising. I had assumed the "contest" version wouldn't have cracked jokes about being a robot. Apparently the website IS the contest version?

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    6. Re:Turing Test Loebner Prize by clone53421 · · Score: 1

      Charlotte is in picture #5. You linked to picture #9.

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    7. Re:Turing Test Loebner Prize by clone53421 · · Score: 1

      And FWIW, those pictures are from 5 tests, each having 1 computer and 1 human... and it's not too difficult to figure out which is which. (For some reason, I'm getting an error about having too few characters per line. I really don't know why, because it worked until I put links on the bullet items...)

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  150. Mismanagement Ruins Chances For Some Entries by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Unfortunately I've come late to the conversation, but the Loebner Contest screwed over some of the entrants this year, including Brother Jerome and ALICE. I'm from the team behind Brother Jerome. After working for a month to get everything working with the contest's MATT protocol, and testing it the morning of the event, the contest management decided to change the protocol just hours before the event, rendering our protocol interface obsolete. They then supplied us with a buggy interface that sent mostly blank lines to the judge and crashed repeatedly, effectively preventing us from competing in the contest. Remarkably, they had no problem with this, and went ahead and selected a winner regardless.

    Sadly, this is par for the course when it comes to the Loebner Contest, which has a different group of people running it every year with different rules, different protocols, and different standards.

  151. Re: Tricky Questions by LrdDimwit · · Score: 1

    Well, personally, I'd open the conversation with '; DROP TABLE Conversations. Just to make sure.

  152. Who was fooled? by danwesnor · · Score: 1

    Is there a minimum IQ requirement for being the tester? Because Elbot came off like Eliza with a larger vocabulary. It took about 3 inputs before it gave itself away very clearly. When I said it talked like a snob, it answered "A what?". A snob. "Why is it that it is like that." No indignance, just non-understanding. It was very obvious that a very common word was not in it's vocabulary. Also, I wasn't talking about an it, I was talking about him. Even very stupid humans are capable of keeping track of whether they are an "I" or an "it".

  153. Beating this silly test by Digital+End · · Score: 1

    To beat this silly test, just ask it something that requires reasoning and thought... if it's a human you're set.

    The day I see a computer answer this, I'll pay attention:

    "Alright, to prove you're human do this. Take the word Tmbtieps, change every letter to the one before it alphabetically, and then tell me the word. Say only that one word. Take your time."

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    1. Re:Beating this silly test by Digital+End · · Score: 1

      As a side note to this, I accept that some humans couldn't pass this test... and I'm comfortable with them no longer being consitered human. :)

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  154. Elbot, who is the President? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    q: Elbot, who is the President?
    a: According to a recent United Press survey, Dick Cheney is the current president.

    Scary!

  155. Re: CompMods! by TaoPhoenix · · Score: 1

    Hi.
    You succeeded in posting something interesting but different from the idea I apparently failed to express.

    I meant an neo-AI/expert system that cruises slashdot all of its own accord. It could post an occasional Informative or Funny comment, and do its own moderations.

    Most troll posts are fairly simple in design, so that would be an easy place to start.

    Your multi-dimensional modding goes into different textual territory, and I do not yet have an opinion.

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  156. ahh yes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    yes but did you ask it if it would enjoy a dinner of boiled dog?