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Company Aims To Patent Security Patches

Jonas Maebe writes "Someone thought up another way to profiteer from the software patent system: when a security hole is discovered, they'll try to patent the fix in order to collect money when the affected vendors close the hole in their product. The company in question is not shy about its intentions: Intellectual Weapons will only consider vulnerabilities in high-profile products from vendors with deep pockets. Let's be thankful for yet another way software patents are used to promote science and the useful arts."

182 comments

  1. Stunning by frinkacheese · · Score: 2, Funny

    Only in America dudes.. Oh wait!

    1. Re:Stunning by dpninerSLASH · · Score: 2

      As nonsensical as the U.S. Patent Office can appear, they will never fall for this. This is a non-starter.

    2. Re:Stunning by tomhudson · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Even if the USPTO does, it won't matter:

      "... the system takes, on average, seven years to churn out a new patent. The vendor has to have deep pockets so it can pay damages, and your solution has to be simple enough to be explained to a jury."

      So,not to be TOO obvious, but ...

      1. by the time they patent it, it will be obsolete;
      2. if its simple enough to explain to a jury, it may be too simple to patent (patents have to be for non-obvious inventions);
      3. looks like free/libre software gets a free ride (target must have deep pockets).

      Isn't it funny how one of the biggest patent trolls sounds custom-made as the target.

    3. Re:Stunning by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Can anyone not see that this patent stuff is out of wack and kills innovation, creativity, productivity, production and so on? The only one who will benefit is the person who holds the patent, and those patent holders will not care if it holds back innovation, creativity, and productivity. I have no problem with paying for things, but this stuff is rediculous and getting way out of hand. If this type of stuff continues with software and hardware industry it will topple from excessive stall for this junk. I would rather see software and hardware have no patent rights then to bother with the loss of creative, innovation, productivity and the like. This patent junk is why we are falling fast behind other country such as China, Sweden, Germany, and so on. Look, it's bad enough we have fallen way behind on technology do to stuff like patents, but lets not keep making the same mistakes and do something about it! Our Patent system needs more then just reform - it needs to be abolished.

    4. Re:Stunning by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      For God's sake, guys, this is clearly a spoof. Don't be so gullible. Using patent law to cover a bug fix would be about as practical as trying to kill a mosquito with an SUV.

    5. Re:Stunning by hackingbear · · Score: 1

      In theory, what you said is true. But one can file a patent (even a provisional one) quickly, FEDEX it to USPTO and get the filing date in stone. Then the original vendor or whoever release a patch (unknowingly) infringing this pending patent. Obviously this patch must have values like keeping the customer switching to competing products and the values can be easily monetized by the lawyers. Years later, long after the patch is relevant anymore, the patent is granted and the holder can then file a lawsuit to retrofit the damages. Then the vendor either pay lawyers millions to invalidate this patent which no longer has any value or just pay up to the plaintiff. They will likely choose the later route.

    6. Re:Stunning by Man+On+Pink+Corner · · Score: 1

      Obviously I'm being trolled here, but Microsoft does not, in any way, meet the definition of a "patent troll." They are the victim of patent trolling, far more often than the instigator.

      It weakens the argument against real patent trolls to plaster the label on every big company you don't like.

    7. Re:Stunning by bushki3 · · Score: 1

      dude, you should see the windshield of my SUV.
      I kill more mosquitoes with my SUV than any other method I've used.

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    8. Re:Stunning by d34thm0nk3y · · Score: 1

      Isn't it funny how one of the biggest patent trolls [microsoft.com] sounds custom-made as the target.

      How can a company that has never used a patent offensively be considered a patent troll?

    9. Re:Stunning by libkarl2 · · Score: 1

      (patents have to be for non-obvious inventions);

      Like "One Click Shopping".

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    10. Re:Stunning by SL+Baur · · Score: 1

      How can a company that has never used a patent offensively be considered a patent troll? They're shaking down all the Linux using companies they can for licensing unspecified patents for Linux -- LGE just a couple of days ago. Seems pretty obvious to me.
    11. Re:Stunning by tomhudson · · Score: 1

      Microsoft does not, in any way, meet the definition of a "patent troll."

      "Linux infringes on over 200 patents - but we can't tell you which ones."

      That's trolling, and its about patents. Microsoft is the biggest patent troll around, trying to collect $$$ on non-existent patents.

      They must be pretty gay patents, if they're "the patents that dare not speak their names."

    12. Re:Stunning by tomhudson · · Score: 1

      You forgot about the FAT file system patent (5991517 - the '517 patent) ... the one that they tried to shake down makers of portable devices and memory cards for, and it blew up in their faces with the patent being invalidated ...

      Lexar paid to license FAT in 2003.

    13. Re:Stunning by tomhudson · · Score: 1

      Hate to reply to myself, but I forgot to mention that this WAS an offensive move, because Microsoft was already planning to get into the portable player market in 2003, and being able to collect a "tax" from competitors is the same strategy SCO tried with linux.

    14. Re:Stunning by tomhudson · · Score: 1

      Just one problem - how are you going to patent a patch that nobody (including yourself) has invented?

      If you have invented the patch, then maybe you're in business - except that most of the time, once the source of the bug is discovered, the patch is obvious -like fixing a buffer over/underflow, or fixing a dangling pointer, and not patentable.

      This is one of those ideas that isn't going to cause anyone to lose any sleep at night, except for the fools who can't sleep because they're counting their $$$$ prematurely.

    15. Re:Stunning by Man+On+Pink+Corner · · Score: 1

      It's trolling when they spring up out of nowhere and start suing people. This is just the eight-year-old chair-throwing Ballmer mentality at work. Gates has him on a shorter leash than most people think.

  2. Idiots by Zeinfeld · · Score: 3, Informative
    Not only is it certain that the fix would fail to meet the obviousness standard it will be five years before they have a patent issued.

    Suing companies for five year old infringements is not going to work too well.

    Moreover this type of behavior is exactly the type of action Congress might find sufficiently indefensible to act on patent law.

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    1. Re:Idiots by endianx · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Can't you sue while your patent is still "pending"?

    2. Re:Idiots by Don_dumb · · Score: 2, Insightful

      No software patents and you dont have this nonsense. I hope the EU sticks to its guns on software patents. . . . we still no have software patents, don't we?

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    3. Re:Idiots by Rogerborg · · Score: 1

      Au contraire; you can charge people for your patent from the instant that you file it, and collect the money retroactively if and when it's granted. Since these parasites have no other business, there's little point in any individual company fighting them over this. They'll get their Danegeld, make no mistake about it.

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    4. Re:Idiots by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      but until then they will use the patent system against same big corporations that abuse it too, giving them a taste of their own medicine.

    5. Re:Idiots by morgan_greywolf · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Yes. (IANAL) That's exactly what they'll do -- sue while the patent is pending. It's often cheaper to pay someone off than it is to go to court -- even MSFT has paid off patent trolls to avoid a court battle.

    6. Re:Idiots by Dunbal · · Score: 1

      but until then they will use the patent system against same big corporations that abuse it too, giving them a taste of their own medicine.

            Until a big corporation buys them. Ooops. Microsoft says - all your patches are belong to us.

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    7. Re:Idiots by DigitalSorceress · · Score: 2, Funny

      "Moreover this type of behavior is exactly the type of action Congress might find sufficiently indefensible to act on patent law."

      OOh, THAT would be a happy day indeed.

      These guys are weasels, through and through, but if it helps to bring down our Evil Patent Overlords...

      Go scumbags, go scumbags, yaaaaaaaay SCUMBAGS!

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    8. Re:Idiots by richie2000 · · Score: 2, Informative

      I hope the EU sticks to its guns on software patents. . . . we still no have software patents, don't we? If by "no" you mean in the range of 30-40 000 of them, sure, we have no software patents in the EU. http://www.nosoftwarepatents.com/en/m/untruths/mot her.html
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    9. Re:Idiots by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      . . . we still no have software patents, don't we?

      It's a bit more complicated thatn that. Some indivdual EU nations issue software patents but there is no EU wide recogition, and I'm not aware of any pure software patents being upheld in any of the EU nations.

    10. Re:Idiots by *weasel · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Beyond that, it'd really only work with architectural security faults.
      You can't go out and patent "IE, but without these four buffer overflows". So 'patches' aren't at risk.

      Further, the concept of boxing in a software vendor with patents on architectural security improvements implies that these guys can cover a sufficiently wide range of improved architectural security implementations - which is far trickier and more expensive than the summary makes it sound. Particularly when you're trying to pin large corporations.

      These stated targets (huge corporations) are exactly the ones who would easily sidestep these patents. (They're already doing similar things on a daily basis) Smaller companies who unknowingly invest in potentially infringing upgrades and simply can't afford to start over are really the only ones at risk from being pressured into a licensing agreement this way.

      In the end, it's too late to sue and win with a patent covering "Software running in a sandbox". (I'd say it's too late to get that patent in the first place, but who knows anymore). So the ability of this to actually impact big business, even pursued malevolently with near-infinite resources, isn't that great.

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    11. Re:Idiots by arivanov · · Score: 1

      Not necessarily. Some fixes can definitely meet the non-obviousness criteria. And looking for vulnerabilities which require non-obvious fixes and patenting them is a viable business model as well.

      In fact, there is a well known precedent, when the icmp-tcp interaction and various windowing flaws in tcp implementations were discovered around 2001(IIRC) the fixes were brainstormed at IETF and a list of suggested fixes came out. And surprise, surprise it appeared that Cisco who had the worst list of flaws and was actively participating in devising workarounds for them was quietly trying to patent some of the fixes. IIRC, they backed down on that one due to for violation of disclosure requirements as well as severe industry pressure. What happened to them at the time does not apply to patent trolls. I do not quite see a troll backing down so easily.

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    12. Re:Idiots by Mateo_LeFou · · Score: 1

      "OOh, THAT would be a happy day indeed."

      Yeah, but the 95 following days would suck, as the BSA and everyone else with a vested interest in software patents lobbies the fsck out of the Congress and waters down patent reform until it poses no threat to the file-and-sue business model.

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    13. Re:Idiots by edward2020 · · Score: 1

      I can also charge you for interacting with you in a public forum - but that doesn't mean you're going to pay.

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    14. Re:Idiots by Zeinfeld · · Score: 1
      Au contraire; you can charge people for your patent from the instant that you file it, and collect the money retroactively if and when it's granted. Since these parasites have no other business, there's little point in any individual company fighting them over this. They'll get their Danegeld, make no mistake about it.

      You can only collect retroactive royalties if your patent is granted. Buffer overrun bugs have been known for decades, as have all the methods of patching them. Removing a security vulnerability is obvious by any stretch of the imagination.

      It costs about $5 million to bring a patent suit. The chances are that no patent is going to issue in these cases and even if it does the manner in which they are being farmed makes it crystal clear that the idea here is obvious.

      Most people with nuisance patents never see a dime. And that is all these patents are ever going to amount to.

      I strongly suspect that this is a hoax and that the real intention here is to expose the stupidity of the patent system. If not they are going to find that their name provides a pretty good stick to beat them and patent trolls in general with.

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    15. Re:Idiots by Zeinfeld · · Score: 1
      Yeah, but the 95 following days would suck, as the BSA and everyone else with a vested interest in software patents lobbies the fsck out of the Congress and waters down patent reform until it poses no threat to the file-and-sue business model.

      Apart from IBM, Texas Instruments and possibly HP everyone in the software field spends vastly more on patent licensing than they recover. Microsoft spends roughly three times as much as its licenses bring in.

      IBM is somewhat different because they have the J.J. Watson labs which is essentially what the patent system was meant to support. Unfortunately there are not many examples of that type of lab. In history there have only really been three or four depending on how you count. Edison's lab was the original and that arguably became Bell labs. There was Xerox Parc and there is J.J. Watson.

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    16. Re:Idiots by Rogerborg · · Score: 1

      What colour is the sky on your planet?

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    17. Re:Idiots by Rogerborg · · Score: 1

      And I can charge you with making an idiotic irrelevant comparison. Why would I bother though?

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    18. Re:Idiots by edward2020 · · Score: 1

      Oh, burn!

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  3. A great idea by antoinjapan · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I for one think this is a great idea. Nothing will speed up software patent reform faster than when companies are unable to fix bugs in their products without paying. On the flip side should they succeed with this companies may see better quality control leading to increased savings in the long run, giving us all stable software from the get go. It's win-win, race to the bottom I say, make haste.

    1. Re:A great idea by madcow_bg · · Score: 4, Interesting

      OTOH, just imagine the dialogue:
      User: I want it fixed, now!
      Company: No can't do, sir. We are prohibited by law to do this.

      ... and since the people does not control the legislators in the USA ...

    2. Re:A great idea by Bruitist · · Score: 1

      Not to mention it'll make OSS even better, as it could be the only software that's able to be patched without this company jumping them. (This is assuming they won't go after OSS as a) it's not a big company and b) doing so might violate the GPL?)

    3. Re:A great idea by antoinjapan · · Score: 1

      User: I'm a US legislator, what god damn law?

    4. Re:A great idea by sg3000 · · Score: 1

      > I for one think this is a great idea. Nothing will speed up software patent reform faster than when companies are unable to fix bugs in their products
      > without paying.

      I don't think so. Companies will just change their EULA to say that if any bugs or security vulnerabilities are found, they should be reported to the originating company and not sold for profit. Then the Company can just say that any deal with Intellectual Weapons is a violation of the EULA.

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    5. Re:A great idea by dnixon112 · · Score: 1

      Exactly my thoughts. We need more overt and belligerent patent abuse in order to move along software patent reform.

    6. Re:A great idea by elrous0 · · Score: 4, Insightful
      At this point, I don't think ANYTHING can fix the U.S. patent system. The U.S. patent office simply wasn't designed to handle the modern influx of very complex patents and patent claims. It simply can't scale to the size that it needs to be to actually review and police so many patents that are so complex in nature. So they've basically just thrown up their hands and said "Let the courts work it out."

      The problem with "Let the courts work it out" is that it effectively stifles the "little guy," the small company or inventor without the significant financial resources to defend his inventions in court. Any given invention or innovation today might step on dozens of vague existing patents. This has the very real effect of stifling the very innovation and invention that the patent system was designed to PROTECT, and of restricting what innovation and invention there *is* to large mega-corps that can afford to defend against multiple patent lawsuits.

      Don't believe it? Just take Linux as an example. MS can afford to essentially outlaw Linux if they wanted to (only the public backlash is holding them back). And, even if every one of their patent claims against Linux is bogus, who's going to step up to the plate and put up the millions of $ needed to defend it against an avalanche of MS patent lawsuits?

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    7. Re:A great idea by elrous0 · · Score: 1
      Company: Oh, a U.S. legislator! Well, in that case, we're going to sponsor a fundraiser for you that will get you $1 million in campaign contributions. Here's some unmarked cash to get you started.

      Legislator: Do you want me to spit or swallow?

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    8. Re:A great idea by Threni · · Score: 2

      > The problem with "Let the courts work it out" is that it effectively stifles the "little guy," the small company or inventor without
      > the significant financial resources to defend his inventions in court.

      This is no different than the guy who wants to make a living writing books, music, programs, making films etc. You need a lot of money to do anything nowadays, and you're totally vulnerable to big companies who can step in at the last minute and smother you with paperwork, threats of legal action and/or legal action. Why would this be fixed in the unsexy arena of software patents when it's not been so much as challenged in other areas?

    9. Re:A great idea by suv4x4 · · Score: 1

      The U.S. patent office simply wasn't designed to handle the modern influx of very complex patents and patent claims. It simply can't scale to the size that it needs to be to actually review and police so many patents that are so complex in nature. So they've basically just thrown up their hands and said "Let the courts work it out."

      That's not true at all. Nobody has thrown up their hands about it, they ARE trying to get as many patents approved as possible, since this is what they get paid to do and the system encourages approving anything that falls in their sight.

      Those processes are macro processes, for this reason you can't blame the people, as some other posters said. USPTO are not "stupid", they are just poorly designed for the current situation.

      If they were split in two, one fraction getting paid to approve patents, and one getting paid to reject them based on obviousness or other reasons, we'd see instantly a much better balance of the content being approved.

      The "complex in nature patents"... this I don't buy at all. The patents we're complaining about are exactly the most obvious and simple things one could imagine. One click shopping? Three column interface? How is this complex.

      The USPTO right now is like a system where the client (patent submitter) has a bunch of lawyers, some of them working in the court itself, and there are exactly zero prosecutors. There's no balance of interests.

    10. Re:A great idea by Ed+Avis · · Score: 1

      You may be right or wrong that the patent system as a whole is flawed, but this story is about software patents. There, the fix is very simple: do not make software patentable - so that no patent is infringed by writing, distributing or running a computer program. There was never any legislation to extend the patent system to software and no economic study showing that the good effects outweigh the bad; it's mostly because the patent office took matters into its own hands (after all, if you work at the patent office, it helps your job security to get more work).

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    11. Re:A great idea by Chris+Burke · · Score: 1

      The problem with "Let the courts work it out" is that it effectively stifles the "little guy," the small company or inventor without the significant financial resources to defend his inventions in court.

      Exactly, because the other problem with "let the courts work it out" is that the court's stance is "the work of the USPTO is by default valid", and if you go to court against someone holding a patent, the onus is on you to prove that the patent is invalid. It's not like the court does the job of USPTO for it by reviewing the patent from the beginning. Which means that ultimately the job of the USPTO is being done by lawyers.

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    12. Re:A great idea by DM9290 · · Score: 1

      "I don't think so. Companies will just change their EULA to say that if any bugs or security vulnerabilities are found, they should be reported to the originating company and not sold for profit. Then the Company can just say that any deal with Intellectual Weapons is a violation of the EULA."

      They can say it. But they can't prove it.

      There is no legal duty to sign an EULA and therefore the onus to prove you did it rests upon them.

      The court will not be very impressed by someone trying to claim they have a contract with another party if they have no actual physical proof of the contract and the other party simply states they are not aware of signing any contract.

      patenting an improvement to someone elses product is one of the reasons a patent system exists. The court will not be sympathetic to someone trying to subvert the patent system by claiming that they implicitly own all conceivable improvements on their product simply because they stuck a contract on the side of their product.

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    13. Re:A great idea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      HOW would the GPL protect against patenting?? Get the source, find a way of fixing it, and patent the method. GPL has not much to say about that. Oh, and "OSS" _is_ a big company. Think Novell, Sun, IBM...

    14. Re:A great idea by innocent_white_lamb · · Score: 2, Insightful

      MS can afford to essentially outlaw Linux if they wanted to. . . in the US.
       
      There is a whole big world out there beyond the borders of the USA, where a lot of smart people live and work, and a lot of technology and innovation is happening. If the US wants to (for whatever reason) shoot their technology industry down, that will just create a larger market and demand for the rest of the world to meet.
       
      If you're in the US, it's probably a bad thing to hear about this sort of thing, but in the rest of the world you may be rejoicing. More opportunity!

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    15. Re:A great idea by vDave420 · · Score: 1

      Don't believe it? Just take Linux as an example. MS can afford to essentially outlaw Linux if they wanted to (only the public backlash is holding them back).

      Not a chance. Do you think an average Microsoft OS customer has a clue or cares in any way what they do with respect to Linux? Of course not.
      Corporate sales might be hurt, or they might not. That's harder to say. However, to say that 'public backlash is the only thing holding them back' is to give yourself airs of grandiosity that you (and i) don't deserve.

      In the grand scheme of things, home linux users (like us) barely register as a blip on the radar.

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    16. Re:A great idea by okoskimi · · Score: 1

      Even better: don't do it for profit. A patent allows you to forbid people from using the patented idea, there is nothing that forces you to license a patent. If you can patent the fix to a critical Windows vulnerability, and refuse to license it, Microsoft would probably need to remove the affected feature from all installations.

      That's the theory. In practice,
      a) Microsoft would sue you to oblivion, or, failing that, lobby a law change and
      b) with all the difficulties already mentioned in implementing the scheme, the website is most likely a spoof meant to provide free zero-day vulnerabilities to bot-net creators.

  4. tut. by joe+155 · · Score: 4, Interesting

    But they would need to be really fast to get the application in, and it would surely need not to mention the actual product, right? Because if they said "a method for preventing a macro hole in Word from executing", or something, wouldn't MS be able to sue on the grounds of reverse engineering/ copyright/ their own patents.

    I kinda feel that this wouldn't really be practical.

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    1. Re:tut. by maxwell+demon · · Score: 1

      Maybe they plan to use a more active policy: Examine those products for not yet known vulnerabilitites, find out the ways those might get fixed, patent all viable methods, then tell the company about the vulnerabilities.

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    2. Re:tut. by Antique+Geekmeister · · Score: 1

      Not really. There has to be a quick *patent application*. Violations of the patent date from the submission of the patent. If the fix was applied before the patent was applied, that would be prior art. The patent system recognizes that patents can be violated while the patent is pending, and that the vioilation can be addressed after the patent is finally granted. (I say this as someone who's helped establish prior art and helped establish that similar technologies are not described by the same patent, not as a lawyer.)

    3. Re:tut. by PhireN · · Score: 1
      I think the idea is to find the vulnerability way before anyone else. From the article:

      Intellectual Weapons is offering to accept vulnerabilities you've discovered, as long as you haven't told anyone else, haven't discovered the vulnerability through illegal means or have any legal responsibility to tell a vendor about the vulnerability.
  5. UAC by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    You are being sued for patent infringement. Cancel or Allow?

    1. Re:UAC by Presto+Vivace · · Score: 1

      You are being sued for patent infringement. Cancel or Allow? best take of all. It is difficult to dismiss the feeling that some patent lawyer snookered a client out of a fee. What are the chances of prevailing in such suit?

    2. Re:UAC by Fnord666 · · Score: 1

      is difficult to dismiss the feeling that some patent lawyer snookered a client out of a fee. What are the chances of prevailing in such suit?
      No way to tell, but I'll bet the aforementioned lawyer is willing to put in as many hours as it takes, and then some, in the attempt.
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    3. Re:UAC by Presto+Vivace · · Score: 1

      I shouldn't wonder if you're right.

  6. I hereby patent by clickclickdrone · · Score: 1, Funny

    "A method of entering replies in to slashdot using a computer keyboard to generate alphanumeric characters which are used to create textural comments to a news item.". If *anyone* else says *anything* from now on, you have to pay me.

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    1. Re:I hereby patent by tygerstripes · · Score: 1
      Curses! It's a good thing I'm commenting on your comment, and not on a news item. Otherwise I'd run the risk of being sued for every mod-point I've got.

      By the way, this reply is copyrighted.

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    2. Re:I hereby patent by clickclickdrone · · Score: 1

      Dammit, a gaping hole in my patent. I'm suing that pesky lawyer for incompetance, shifty eyes and drinking too much of my coffee.

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    3. Re:I hereby patent by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I still have my patent on 'breathing' from a /. of about a year ago.

      Since I would like to keep posting on /., perhaps you would like to consider a Microsoft-type cross-patenting agreement?

    4. Re:I hereby patent by doesnothingwell · · Score: 1

      I patent the concept of infecting a computer system with a software virus. Oh damn! windows has prior art.

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    5. Re:I hereby patent by GuldKalle · · Score: 1

      I have no numeric characters in my posts, you insensitive clod!

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    6. Re:I hereby patent by SQLGuru · · Score: 1

      Besides, unless you were the fristy psot from the first news article (in the beta), then there are too many examples of prior art.

      Layne

    7. Re:I hereby patent by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "textural comments"

      I like my comments with a smooth texture.

  7. You can't patent something thats not yours by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How are they going to patent security patches AFTER they are released ?

    They would have to patent the security fixes before the vendor releases them otherwise its not theirs to patent. Even then the patent could only apply to their exact way to patch the security hole which would unlikely be exactly the same as the vendor will produce.

    So they must be trying to patent security exploits BEFORE the companies release the patches, not afterward, otherwise they have nothing to patent. You can't download someones patch and then try to patent it, that's retarded.

    1. Re:You can't patent something thats not yours by laffer1 · · Score: 1

      They just have to guess what the patch will do. Remember the Amazon 1-click patent is not specific to an implementation. Its just the idea of 1-click with some obvious ground rules. The current patent system will allow stupid patents like this.

    2. Re:You can't patent something thats not yours by jshriverWVU · · Score: 1
      The way it works:

      1.) Hacker find hole, and publishes it on well known website.
      2.) Company B patents a way to solve hole.
      3.) Company A patches it broken software
      4.) Company B sues Company A
      5.) Profit

    3. Re:You can't patent something thats not yours by jorenko · · Score: 1

      With a simple RTFA we reveal that the what you suggest is exactly what they're doing!

  8. This is absurd by sircastor · · Score: 1

    I'm going to patent a method for accomplishing tasks on a computing device.

  9. This just in by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This just in, the patent system was severely broken by attemts of obtaining easy money by multiple companies. Unfortunately it cannot be fixed, as this would break several patents held by these companies, which are addressed to patching systems.

  10. Be careful.. by mulvane · · Score: 1

    To not EVER get successful or they will have ample reason to patent your holes to where you can't afford to fix em.

  11. Don't Start Cheering Yet... by VE3OGG · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I know there are a lot of you out there saying: this is the kind of action that will spur congress to get off their deriere, but frankly, I can only see this as YANITC (yet another nail in the coffin).

    We looked on in horror when the thought of software patents came up, and we said that surely no one would be dumb enough (or greedy enough) to do it. We were wrong...

    Then there was Bezo's one-click patent and we shielded our eyes saying: the fireworks are going to start any time now... Again, however, the sky was clear and there we no signs of change on the horizon.

    Then you had all the spurrious patents from SCO, Microsoft and IBM, and we thought, well maybe this time! However, as was before, so was then...

    Then Microsoft threatened Linux and we said "they are running scarred!" and "no one would be dumb enough to..." They were, and they are. Not only that, but mere weeks later, you have several major contributors signing licensing deals to patent infringements that were never released. My God, that costs the companies money and they do nothing but bend over...

    Today we got word of Bezo's expansion of the one-click patent, and on top of that the willingness of the USPTO to accept the patent with little to no effort. The USPTO, after all, has employees they have to pay...

    And now you have this, and again we here individuals decrying the "end times" for software patents. No, that isn't going to happen. They are here to stay, because the system is working for its citizens in a very efficient way. It is just that we think that we are the citizens. Much like TV viewers or magazine subscribers think that they are the clients of the company. They aren't, they are the product.

    We are the product and the consumer, but not the client of the government. The government is there to protect the interests of its citizens, it's just that its citizens have trademarked names. We have gone form Micro to Macro folks.

    1. Re:Don't Start Cheering Yet... by Oswald · · Score: 1
      Well, there is one small difference that may (or may not) turn out to be important. These guys are no more constituents (I'm taking liberty with your terminology) of the government than you and I are. As far as the real constituents--Microsoft/Amazon/IBM/etc.--are concerned, Intellectual Weapon are the barbarians at the gate of the city. And if the big boys manage to swat this bug, there are a hundred more waiting in the wings now that the way has been shown.

      We can hope, anyway.

    2. Re:Don't Start Cheering Yet... by SQLGuru · · Score: 1

      What everyone is failing to realize is that they can only patent new methods of patching....

      If program Z has a bug that is fixed using some existing technique (buffer overruns where you add tighter bounds checking, maybe....fixing parameter verification with regular expressions....etc.), the patch can still go. The only time this will really matter is if the fix for the exploit involves a completely new and novel way of doing something.....and even then might require too much internal knowledge of the code to know how to create a patent that covers the fix (thus violating copyrights?).

      Personally, I think that these guys haven't thought enough about this and are doomed to failure.

      Layne

    3. Re:Don't Start Cheering Yet... by dpilot · · Score: 1

      The difference here is in WHO benefits and WHO is hurt.

      Remember that this whole thing is being done by some small startup. Presumably they have only a venture capital budget, and no lobbyist presence, as of yet. Then remember that they're preparing to litigate against the likes of Microsoft, Sun, and IBM, all of who have real budgets and real lobbyist presences.

      Whether the patent reform this engenders is the kind we'd like to see is a different question. But I'm sure this effort won't get off the starting blocks.

      That is, unless there are players behind the scenes with both budgets and lobbyists, acting on their behalf.

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    4. Re:Don't Start Cheering Yet... by Dusty00 · · Score: 1

      There is a difference here that's worth noting. It is the citizens that are going to be hurt by this in the event that it's successful. Particularly as Microsoft is famous for it's vulnerability I really hope these guys do well. If the IP system can get just enough out of hand that it starts to really take a chunk out of the bottom line for the big players who've been supporting it, then we might see some change. I'm keeping my fingers crossed.

    5. Re:Don't Start Cheering Yet... by Stanistani · · Score: 1

      >we said "they are running scarred!"

      They have an ointment for that... :)

    6. Re:Don't Start Cheering Yet... by amber_of_luxor · · Score: 1

      Personally, I think that these guys haven't thought enough about this and are doomed to failure.

      They have thught it through. What they don't mention is the final steps of their business plan.
      6: Be bought out by microsoft/other software company for US$10^12;
      7: Golden Parachute;

      Amber

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    7. Re:Don't Start Cheering Yet... by gujo-odori · · Score: 1

      Microsoft has another option here: modify the EULA going forward (and retroactively, if they can get away with it; EULAs tend to let you do almost anything, at least if you're the vendor) banning third-party patches to any Microsoft product.

      Once that's in place, if there's a big vulnerability and they try to put a fix out and patent it, MSFT pounds them over the head with the DMCA, sends a C&D for violation of the EULA, and anything else they can come up with.

    8. Re:Don't Start Cheering Yet... by Tenareth · · Score: 1

      You forgot something... you don't have to release the patch to patent it. You don't even have to develop one, just "how" it would be done.

      They can stop a patch without ever creating their own, at least that is their view.

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  12. two can play at that game by night_flyer · · Score: 0

    my patent will be on any system or method that can predict what the next patch will be required by any given software product.

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    Thanks to the RIAA, I buy them used...
    1. Re:two can play at that game by rs232 · · Score: 1

      "my patent will be on any system or method that can predict what the next patch will be required by any given software product"

      I patent a method for writing a patent on a method that can predict what the next patch will be required by any given software product ..

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  13. IT's everywhere by Danathar · · Score: 2, Funny

    Evil(TM/Copyright/Patent Pending) is spreading

  14. Shouldn't this fail for a number of reasons? by starseeker · · Score: 1

    If someone exploits a bug or flaw in a program's design (and just how does one define that in a precise enough fasion for a patent, anyway), I should think the most obvious thing in the world would be to fix the bug/flaw. HOW one fixes it is going to vary widely, from "opps that should have been +1 not -1" to "some guy at *UNIVERSITY* just found a new algorithm that cracks our protection, back to the drawing boards". A lot of fixes should fail instantly on the obviousness criteria - the attack itself often suggests a solution to one skilled in the art. I would hope such approaches would fail for other reasons, but I'm not an expert in patent law.

    On the other hand, this behavior is so egregiously anti-social that even if it is currently legal it might actually prompt a response from lawmakers. (One plus to all this might be that research funding into security techniques and formal development methods might see a boost - attempt to influct death by starvation, so to speak.)

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  15. Contact Information by Spy+der+Mann · · Score: 4, Funny

    contact@intellectualweapons.com
    submit@intellectualweapons.com
    apply@intellectualweapons.com

    Now listen: do *NOT* post these e-mail addresses in public places, specially forums, you know how bad SPAM can get! ;-)

    1. Re:Contact Information by fractalVisionz · · Score: 1

      You forgot some: researchrefer@intellectualweapons.com infringement@intellectualweapons.com

    2. Re:Contact Information by ajs318 · · Score: 1

      Don't bother. I've had about four pieces of spam addressed to an address that was visible on Slashdot. I don't think the spam-harvesters look here. {I know Slashdot uses "armouring", but it's all a bit christian -- I've seen every one of the techniques it uses now. If I was cruel, I'd write some proof-of-concept code to convert Slashdot armoured e-mail addresses to real ones. Unless that's already patented ..... }

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    3. Re:Contact Information by Larry+Lightbulb · · Score: 1

      A quick look at the source shows the email addresses in clear plain text.

    4. Re:Contact Information by ajs318 · · Score: 1

      See how my e-mail address is "armoured" ? You've only got to look for /\{([^}]+)\}\s*\{ta\}\s*\{([^}]+)/ and then $email = (reverse split "", $2) . "\@" . reverse split "", $1; . All the others are left as an exercise for the reader.

      By the way, if you're reading this in the future, the armouring may have changed so as this won't make sense anymore.

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    5. Re:Contact Information by Verbatim9 · · Score: 1

      Isn't the point much more that by posting these email addresses here, and encouraging slashdotters to spread them, they may be placed on a large number of *other* sites which will result in the spambots finding them?

      Of course, the decision to participate will likely hinge on whether your response to this news was "Oh no! The sky is falling!" or "Cool...if the sky falls, maybe they'll finally upgrade to sky 2.0."

  16. Obviously fixable by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Software vendors just need to apply for the patent first, for example when they write the flaw... ... and pay me first, of course, as I have just patented this.

  17. sue for damages? by liam193 · · Score: 1

    Assuming this organization gets off the ground, I wonder if there would be any grounds for a lawsuit against them for "damages sustained" while a vendor is arguing over the price for a fix. For example, if the vendor wished to create a fix for me but couldn't because this organization was giving them grief, could I or my customers sue because of losses sustained due to the vulnerability. What if the breached caused directly traceable bodily injury (someone breaking into a system used by law enforcement, health care, firefighters, etc.)? If this kind of suit is possible, I would think that a patent on the "fix" for something would be a risky business.

    1. Re:sue for damages? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Assuming this organization gets off the ground...

      That's a huge assumption. I just went to their web site, and they have black text on a dark gray background. NOT at all professional! Nobody over the age of 30 or who wears glasses could possibly read it without highlighting the text. What's more, no search engine is going to index the damned thing, because that small color difference will flag it as search engine spam.

      These guys are stupid. I don't think we have anything to worry about.

    2. Re:sue for damages? by gnasher719 · · Score: 1

      '' Assuming this organization gets off the ground, I wonder if there would be any grounds for a lawsuit against them for "damages sustained" while a vendor is arguing over the price for a fix. ''

      I would be more wondering whether they would go to jail immediately, as the information in the patent application, which has to be publicly available, will give hackers the means to attack machines, and publishing such information seems to be for example against British laws.

  18. You beat me to it! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I agree completely. I'm off to patent valuable sequences of mouse clicks and keystrokes.

  19. Here is a Tin-Foil Tangent Thought... by VE3OGG · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Has anyone noticed that patents may well be the farming and agriculture of the 21st century? Allow me to explain.

    During the shift to urbanization, it was common for individuals to keep cattle, chickens, pigs and sheep in the city. The animals would be allowed to roam free and would then be captured and slaughter/sheered as was necessary. It was subsistence living in an urban environment where barter was VERY common.

    However, as time went on, factories and other places of employment found that they couldn't get enough workers for the lower level jobs. Why would the poor go work there in a crappy environment, when they could breed their cattle and chickens for rent and food?

    So these companies petitioned the government to disallow animals, citing disease and the cause (and to some degree, this was true, especially with large amounts of fecal matter in the city -- but then not everyone had plumbing either). This in turn caused people to starve and move to these companies to be paid in "money".

    Now, however, we have patents. Patents force the little guy out of the market (let's face it, no individual can afford to beat MS, IBM, Monsanto, et al in a court where lawyers form 99.9% of your chances) Small companies are forced out of business and big companies get to take over. The small companies are the only real thorn in the side of the bigger ones as they might offer a product that revolutionizes the field, but ends up costing a major conglomerate billions to redevelop their products). So patents force them out of business, causing the owners to work for the mega-corp and thus give the mega-corp control.

    Perhaps in a few years, everyone will be working for a mega-corp and that will define our identities. We are theirs after all...

    1. Re:Here is a Tin-Foil Tangent Thought... by evil_aar0n · · Score: 1

      Oh, bud, you are _so_ screwed. You broke their code, exposed their secret, and now Agent Smith is going to pay you a visit.

      Seriously, this makes a _lot_ of sense. I wonder if they actually sit around scheming things like this, or if it just happens this way. And if it just happens, why? What forces shape the market to turn out this way (and "economics, stupid" is an incomplete answer)?

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    2. Re:Here is a Tin-Foil Tangent Thought... by suv4x4 · · Score: 1

      The small companies are the only real thorn in the side of the bigger ones as they might offer a product that revolutionizes the field, but ends up costing a major conglomerate billions to redevelop their products). So patents force them out of business, causing the owners to work for the mega-corp and thus give the mega-corp control.

      Perhaps in a few years, everyone will be working for a mega-corp and that will define our identities. We are theirs after all...


      Don't forget though, patents expire. And the more bullshit gets patented, the more bullshit will expire in some (20?) years and will be never patentable again.

      In which case everyone and his dog, can implement solution upon it. Patents stiffle innovation simply because the computer industry develops so damn fast, and we're "fresh" in thousands of stupid patents created during the last two decades. In 20-30 years all of this will be free for (ab)use.

    3. Re:Here is a Tin-Foil Tangent Thought... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Don't forget though, patents expire. And the more bullshit gets patented, the more bullshit will expire in some (20?) years and will be never patentable again.

      When enough patents expire the rich corporations will simply have the politicians change the definitions of the words to allow repatenting everything in common use. This happened recently with allowing the patenting of "business processes" and now with "software patents". When a chair made the old fashioned way costs more to make than a chair made through computer aided manufacturing, then all chairs will be made using CAM and whichever corporation owns the patent to that process will become rich even if the chairs made are indistinguishable from chairs made a hundred years before.

      Not only that, but in 20 years the line between patent and copyright will be impossible to see. Should the design for a chair created through computer aided manufacturing be patented or copyrighted? I.e. When captain Picard orders Earl Grey tea from the replicator does he pay a royalty for using the Earl Grey tea design? As we have all learned from the recent copyright battles, the length of copyright created by a corporation is now at 100 years and that time span is lengthened each time Mickey Mouse is about to pass into the public domain, so it is essentially eternal.

    4. Re:Here is a Tin-Foil Tangent Thought... by monxrtr · · Score: 0

      It's not a a result of "the market". It's the result of government interference with the market. People are prohibited from copying, prohibiting from shaping their material private property in any manner they would so choose. This stifles innovation and results in artificial scarcity. It's no different than the midevil guild system granting a select few favored the rights to conduct certain businesses, while prohibiting others from competing in those businesses.

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    5. Re:Here is a Tin-Foil Tangent Thought... by zarkill · · Score: 1

      That sounds like the book Jennifer Government, where everyone's last name is taken from the corporation they work for.

    6. Re:Here is a Tin-Foil Tangent Thought... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Now, however, we have patents. Patents force the little guy out of the market (let's face it, no individual can afford to beat MS, IBM, Monsanto, et al in a court where lawyers form 99.9% of your chances)

      I'm reminded of that fact every time I try to use an ActiveX control in IE.

      What's that? Your sarcasm detector has just gone off the scale? No shit! Eolas (essentially one guy) raped Microsoft.

  20. Buffer overflows as prior art? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So when the majority of the bugfixes are as commonplace as could be (e.g. fail to sanitize input, buffer overflow, etc), can prior art arguments be made to nullify all of these "novel" discoveries?

  21. EFF taking the piss again by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This sounds like another EFF attempt to undermine the software patent system by exploiting the security holes in the patent office. I seem to remember they did something similar a while back using a DRM patent that could make all other DRM implementations illegal. The irony of exploiting software patents to damage their most ardent supporters is delicious.

  22. Sorry, but... by Zaatxe · · Score: 1

    AAAAAAAARRRRRGHHH!!

    Sorry again, I couldn't keep it...

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    So say we all
  23. Indeed by palladiate · · Score: 1

    Excellent post. You are right, software patents aren't going anywhere. You will see more properties like this, where basic, everyday information is walled away from you. And as long as we allow congress to be bribed by lobbyists, this will continue to happen. Remember, what's good for GM is good for America. We have a long tradition of bending over for business interests.

    Consider too, that many companies like Microsoft would love the chance to spend their research dollars on finding vital security holes in programs like Apache and Open Office, patenting them, and preventing anyone from releasing a patch. Don't think they wouldn't. This could be turned into a terrible weapon against the competition. You are not required by law to develop your patents, remember. Nor are you required to sell them if you do. Funny, the company name is Intellectual Weapons...

  24. Maybe by C_Kode · · Score: 1

    Maybe, this will finally be the straw that breaks the software patent camel's back.

  25. Is this any worse than selling exploits? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Or buying them?

  26. Better coding at last? by PhysicsPhil · · Score: 1

    Maybe the prospect of having to pay for its bugs will finally force Microsoft to ship better code.

    1. Re:Better coding at last? by Aoreias · · Score: 1

      As much as I dislike Microsoft, at least they create new products. All these guys generate is headaches, and frustration without contributing to society.

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    2. Re:Better coding at last? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But Microsoft's products also generate headaches and frustration without contributing to society...

      AC for karma protection.

  27. Hoax. by seaturnip · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Come on people. Nothing indicates this "company" is anything more than a single guy putting up a website on a lark, either purely for Slashdot hits or to make a point about the patent system. The whole idea is wildly impractical (what are these magic methods they say they'll use to expedite the patent process?), and a real company would privately hire their own security researchers instead of announcing their plans in detail to the public.

  28. Microsoft claims.... by bhmit1 · · Score: 1

    ...that they have 900,000 instances of prior art, give or take.

    (Sorry, couldn't resist.)

  29. Re:A great idea aka ridiculouser and ridiculouser by asliarun · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I agree with you wholeheartedly, but from the slightly different perspective. Things like the patent system (or DRM or privacy issues) have become so illogical that there's no way an average person can fight against the system by sane and normal means such as lawsuits, petitions, or elections. The most effective way to get rid of these stupid laws, IMHO, is by making sure that they self-destruct, i.e. become utterly ridiculous in the eyes of the media and the public. So, rejoice when people start filing patents for their navel lint or nasal hair structure. Chuckle gleefully when DRM softwares start taking people's system and create massive security holes. Cackle manically if some wiseguy sues McD for kaching-illion dollars because their "Happy Meal" didn't exactly make him happy. For remember, the candle burneth brightest before it dies out, to rehash a hoary saw. Or at least, we hope.

  30. Royalties by Venner · · Score: 1

    You can give the potential infringer notice that you have a patent application pending that covers their 'invention.' If they don't stop once you give notice, then you can collect 'reasonable royalties' from the time of your notice to them until your patent actually issues - if your patent issues. (What in the world would be 'reasonable royalties' in this case, btw? Damned if I know.) After it the patent issues, you have the normal patent remedies. Damages + a permanent injunction (which is thankfully not certain anymore. The Federal Circuit has actually been using the SCOTUS' guidelines in last year's eBay case and not automagically granting injunctive relief.)

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    1. Re:Royalties by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >You can give the potential infringer notice that you have a patent application pending that covers their 'invention.'

      Only if you provide them with a copy of a published patent application (which usually does not come out until 18 months after your filing date)

      >If they don't stop once you give notice, then you can collect 'reasonable royalties' from the time of your notice to them until your patent actually issues - if your patent issues.

      Only if the claims in the published application are not substantially changed from those that ultimately issue.

  31. They Got It Backwards by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I've just started a company to patent the security holes themselves.

    1. Find hole
    2. Patent the hole
    3. ...
    4. Profit!

    1. Re:They Got It Backwards by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      1. Find hole
      2. Patent the hole
      3. ...
      4. Profit!


      This sounds like a geek discovering and patenting sex. :)
  32. Truely deserves to be called 'insightful' by WarwickRyan · · Score: 1

    Excellent post.

  33. Expect to see more of this by palladiate · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I frequently post about Intellectual Property in threads like this. Usually I get some responses saying that I'm full of it, and companies wouldn't slash our throats and bleed us dry. I have four words for you:

    Are you convinced yet?

    There are too many market pressures on monopolizing ideas. A monopoly on an idea gives you an excellent competitive advantage. For some goods, say a book, a copyright is neccessary for you to take a risk and publish the book. For others, it lets you invent things like a cotton gin and make money off of it while being a good citizen and showing the world how it works, and what new technologies you have invented. On the whole, these are to the public's advantage when used wisely.

    But a monopoly is always a competitive advantage, even when it isn't in the public's advantage. And currently, business lobbies are pushing to allow more and more kinds of monopolies because they make business sense. Granted, plot patents, business patents, process patents, software patents, copyright on 3 note sequences, etc, etc, etc are not in the public's interest, as we don't carry massive IP portfolios to cross-license or lawyers to fight with. But they do allow large companies to create a massive barrier to entry that only certain industries or monopolies enjoyed before.

    There is money to be made in massively expanding the definition of IP to include all ideas. There is more money in eternally owning ideas than in all of the property rights or mineral rights in the solar system. This fight will not be over in our lifetimes.

  34. Yeah by Colin+Smith · · Score: 1

    But who do you have to blame?

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  35. Researcher gets share of net not gross by Shirotae · · Score: 1

    One thing I noticed reading the site is that the researcher who submits the vulnerability report gets a share of the net profit not the gross income or a guaranteed fee. This is a standard Hollywood tactic to avoid paying the people who do the real work. All the gross income gets eaten up in various expenses so there is little or no net profit.

    The researcher also has to trust the company not to just steal their information by claiming someone who wishes to remain anonymous has already reported that vulnerability.

    It reads like a scam to me. Maybe I am just old and cynical.

  36. This is the reason by Catiline · · Score: 2, Interesting

    This sort of thing is the reason why I have retained a patent lawyer who, the day the "first to file" change is passed into law, will put in an application for a business method patent. The brief, non-legalese version basically covers the business model of suing over patents which the owning company does not themselves utilize. (That way, I can sue into oblivion any business attempting craziness like this.)

    Naturally, anyone attempting to argue whether I practice my own patent may find themselves falling into a logical paradox, as my patent itself implies I cannot practice my patent.

  37. Possible RICO candidate by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So you advertise to go create 0day exploits, for which patents can be applied for that are
    broad enough to use. Then release exploit, demand $$.

    Sounds like a form of extortion to me.
    RICO?

  38. Exactly by p3d0 · · Score: 1

    You beat me to it.

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  39. What fixes are patentable? by Mawbid · · Score: 1
    Usually when a program is broken, it's because someone made a mistake. There'a a proper way to do something, and they didn't do it that way. The fix is to move to doing things the proper way, which by virtue of being the proper way has plenty of prior art.

    So, no problems arise with patches that involve making sure buffers don't overflow, tempfiles are opened without a race condition occurring, input passed on to command interpreters doesn't contain escapes, and so on.

    Then there's the rarer situation where a system needs a novel idea to function securely. The implementor creates the system without any awareness of the need for new security mechanisms and writes an insecure system. I'd say that in this case, the person who finds the flaw and the fix actually deserves compensation. Actually, forget the fix. They've made a contribution to the field just by understanding the flaw.

    Still, making it harder or more expensive for companies to fix their broken software? That's something I just can't get behind.

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  40. My solution: by kalel666 · · Score: 1

    I'm going to patent "a process whereby a corporation enters into a contract to 'eliminate' (wink, wink) holders of spurious patents designed to inhibit innovation and advancement of technology".

    Because you know damn well that day is coming, where it will be cheaper to whack someone and risk prison than fight the bastards. Of course, when that day does come, I'm in deep shit as the holder of this patent...

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  41. patent tuesdays.. by jb.cancer · · Score: 2, Funny

    i have something better

    1) patent patches
    2) patent tuesdays
    3) $Profit$

  42. one word by BlindRobin · · Score: 2, Interesting

    koyaanisqatsi

  43. Patches are derivative works - aren't they? by Muckluck · · Score: 1

    It would seem to me that a patch to copyrighted software would be a derivative work based on the software and therefore should be covered under most boiler plate license agreements. Is this not the case?

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  44. This is WONDERFUL! by cryptoguy · · Score: 1

    If this doesn't lead to change in patent law, nothing will.

  45. An Alternative by TheVelvetFlamebait · · Score: 1

    Why don't these guys do something truly good for humanity, and patent malware and spam? Should clear up those problems in an instant!

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    1. Re:An Alternative by ajs318 · · Score: 1

      I'm not sure that the average malware author or spammer is likely to bother licencing the necessary patents .....

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  46. I like it by nanosquid · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I think the patent system is absurd, but this strikes me as a good use for it. Right now, vendors absolve themselves of any responsibility and think they have a right to get free reports and bug fixes from users. In fact, they have even created the impression that it is blackmail when bug reporters ask for money for their discoveries.

    As I see it, if this company gets away with it, either, big companies will improve the quality of their software so that they have fewer vulnerabilities in the first place, or they will start to push for weakening software patents. Either way, everybody wins.

    1. Re:I like it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ok if you wrote a program and was approached by someone claiming there was a security flaw with it, but they would not explain to you what that security flaw was...wouldn't you be somewhat pissed? I mean if the person reporting the flaw is a user then they would want us to fix it for fear of being compromised theirself...but if the person reporting the flaw is not a user...and simply was trolling decompiled code for a flaw...then why should a company pay that person for doing work that was not requested to be done and was not needed...and will not be needed until that same person releases the exploit to the public?

      If on the other hand there was a flaw in the wild...and it was affecting the users of the code...then obviously the company would see an interest in providing the patch as soon as possible.

      The ~= would be if you told a car manufact that if you poured sugar into the gas tank of a car then the car would break...and you were requesting money to supply a fix for this (we'll assume it's like a fine grain filter or something...)...so the flaw was there but no driver had to worry about it...so you publish this flaw on the internet so now anyone that wanted to do harm...could...while providing information isn't illegal...telling people how to build a nuclear bomb or construct other means of degrading our society could be considered counter productive to say the least.

      Being the owner of a small software company...I'd be more likely to see if the person that found the exploit would be interested in a job...than to pay him money for breaking something that wasn't broke. I can after all cut the break lines in someone's car because it isn't sealed in a metal cover...so does that make the car manufact liable?

    2. Re:I like it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ok if you wrote a program and was approached by someone claiming there was a security flaw with it, but they would not explain to you what that security flaw was...wouldn't you be somewhat pissed?

      I'd be pissed at myself for being so stupid as to ship software with a major security hole. I wouldn't be pissed at them for letting me know about it.

      I mean if the person reporting the flaw is a user then they would want us to fix it for fear of being compromised theirself...

      Actually, when I find serious security holes in commercial software, I don't want a fix, I want the vendor to go out of business. If I can help that along somehow, all the better. There is no excuse whatsoever for commercial vendors to ship software with security holes.

      The ~= would be if you told a car manufact that if you poured sugar into the gas tank of a car then the car would break...and you were requesting money to supply a fix for this (we'll assume it's like a fine grain filter or something...)...so the flaw was there but no driver had to worry about it...so you publish this flaw on the internet so now anyone that wanted to do harm...

      I think you typify what's wrong with the software industry: you think that as long as nobody knows about it, the security flaws in your software are OK. They are not. They are like exploding gas tanks or faulty safety belts. It's high time that companies like you are held responsible for shipping buggy software.

    3. Re:I like it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'd be pissed at myself for being so stupid as to ship software with a major security hole. I wouldn't be pissed at them for letting me know about it.

      As would I. I want my code to be secure. I want my customers to enjoy the comfort that comes with secure software. This does not however stop you or me from shipping insecure code by overlooking something.

      Actually, when I find serious security holes in commercial software, I don't want a fix, I want the vendor to go out of business. If I can help that along somehow, all the better. There is no excuse whatsoever for commercial vendors to ship software with security holes.

      Well this explains a lot about your previous comment. Do you want Open source Linux developers to stop having the ability to feed their kids the next flaw you see reported about it as well? Get real...

      I think you typify what's wrong with the software industry: you think that as long as nobody knows about it, the security flaws in your software are OK. They are not. They are like exploding gas tanks or faulty safety belts. It's high time that companies like you are held responsible for shipping buggy software.

      I am not saying any security flaw is ok. What I am saying is that you are expecting way to much out of a software development company. Most applications do not need to be iron clad...they are not in production environments...they do not proccess millions of transactions a day...they do something mundane for the user but otherwise usefull. I would code an e-mail client or a browser or a plugin for a browser with security in mind...as would anyone...but it does not stop flaws from showing up.

      Another thing I would like to note with your example...an exploding gas tank...come on...faulty safety belts...come the fuck on man? Those are things being used in NORMAL OPERATION OF THE VEHICLE. A security flaw designed to break something on purpose is nothing like an exploding gas tank. Vehicles are designed today with the idea that they will find an accident sometime in their lifetimes...software is as well...but if someone wants to break your car...they can and will...just as if someone wants to break your software...they can and will. The question is how severe the security flaw is...and this relates to what type of application the security flaw is related to and what type of environment we are talking about.

      Not every company is microsoft...stop assuming every company or group (Open source developers) that have a flaw...have one in their code because they are morons or didn't code with security in mind. Your comments have made me seriously question your background in development of software...you sound a lot more like a user to me.

    4. Re:I like it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Your comments have made me seriously question your background in development of software... [if you expect software to be safe and secure,] you sound a lot more like a user to me.

      So, you are saying: "You fool expect the software we sell you to actually work! You must be one of them users."

      Boy, am I looking forward to the day when ambulance chasers discover the software industry and sue people like you into oblivion. It's not that errors won't happen occasionally in responsible software development, it's that the software industry has been taken over by complete morons, courtesy of Microsoft VisualStudio.

    5. Re:I like it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah it's not as if the good old boys of the 80's before MS was king did something stupid like allowed anyone to log into a terminal and spawn new terminals to open other remote terminals...thus bringing the entire Internet to a screaching halt...oh wait...

      People like me look out for users like you...even when you think we are morons and idiots. When a doctor makes a mistake it kills someone...it doesn't mean they don't make mistakes...but your comparisons are still absurd to say the least. The product works or people wouldn't purchase it...the product is secure or the company wouldn't release it. Just because it turns out another flaw in the millions of lines of code was discovered...it does not take away the functionality or ability of the program to do its job. It is the responsibilty of any software vendor to then protect its users from a new flaw...

      There are layers of security...there are layers of code on every platform. If something below your code breaks...it breaks your program...it does not mean you were a moron...it means the person the developed the library you used was a moron. If something above your code breaks...it can introduce an entire array of flaws in your program that would not be there under normal operating conditions.

      Software doesn't kill people...people kill people...lol. I am not the manufactoror of a gun or ammo...I write software...next you would want people to sue gun manufactorers for some idiot shooting you. I do not hold your heart in my hands...I write code that monitors that heart and makes sure you keep a steady beat. If someone comes along and bashes the computer with a hammer or decides to fuck up one of the sensors then how can I be blamed for someone elses actions?

      If you can show me flawless code...code that has millions of lines...I will show you a man that wasted his life away considering every potential wrench in the works...and wasted his life away on something that can still be broken...because the computer it runs on is not secure...

      There is always a flaw...there is always a crack in the dam. You don't build a dam and expect it to last till the end of time...you maintain it...you patch it. If someone finds a new way to drill a hole in the damn...well...I guess anyone with half a brain would consider how hard it is for that damage to be done before they pay the man a million bucks for finding another way to break something that isn't broke.

  47. From MS v. ATT by Lockejaw · · Score: 2, Interesting

    we still no have software patents, don't we?
    "You can't patent on-off on-off code in the abstract, can you?"
    -- Scalia

    "I take it that we are operating under the assumption that software is patentable? We have never held that in this Court, have we?"
    -- Breyer

    The Supreme Court on the whole also seems leery of the idea that software is patentable, but they can't rule on it until they hear a case where patentability of software is disputed.

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    1. Re:From MS v. ATT by spectro · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Has anybody used the "software is not patentable" defense against a patent troll already? Then somebody please use it and appeal all the way up. Breyer is hinting everybody that the Supreme Court is waiting for somebody to present this to them so this defense is going to be accepted and ruled upon.

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    2. Re:From MS v. ATT by FutureDomain · · Score: 1

      Wow, Scalia and Breyer are agreeing is certainly a first.

      However, I like the way the Supreme Court is going on the software patent issues. We don't need patent reform, we need some big company with big pockets to pay lawyers (I can think of several companies) and a company with a backbone to stand up to the trolls and take the cases all the way up the the Supreme Court (that leaves about zero companies left). I don't oppose patents in general, just software patents. Businesses that pour tons of money in R&D to develop totally unique products (like drug companies) deserve the right to have a temporary monopoly, that's what is allowed under the constitution. Patents go wrong when they're used as weapons and sole revenue producers. Go Scalia and Breyer!

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    3. Re:From MS v. ATT by inviolet · · Score: 1

      I don't oppose patents in general, just software patents. Businesses that pour tons of money in R&D to develop totally unique products (like drug companies) deserve the right to have a temporary monopoly, that's what is allowed

      The line between 'software' and 'pharmaceutical' is already blurring. Once nanotech arrives, the line will be completely obliterated.

      [...] under the constitution.

      The Constitution doesn't mention patent law. Indeed, it horribly fails to enumerate the very right to property -- a right which, for a human, is an indivisible part of the rights to life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.

      Patents go wrong when they're used as weapons and sole revenue producers.

      Take care not to paint things black using such broad strokes. Patents, like physical weapons, can be used offensively or defensively. If some company rips you off, your patent is the appropriate weapon to reclaim what's yours.

      And even the epithet of "sole revenue producer" is shakey. One can imagine a firm whose purpose is to help individuals and small businesses assert their legitimate patents against encroaching megacorporations. Since we've already heard that legal actions cost million$, such a firm would enable the little guys to approach the big guys on an equal footing.

      Now I'm as skeptical as you are of these recent IP holding companies, but the idea is not offensive in principle.

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    4. Re:From MS v. ATT by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We don't need patent reform, we need some big company with big pockets to pay lawyers

      Read: We don't need to fix it! When millions of dollars have gone down the hole, it will eventually fix itself! Maybe!

    5. Re:From MS v. ATT by FutureDomain · · Score: 1

      You obviously misunderstood. I said we don't need congress to reform the patent system if the Supreme Court will overturn software patents. We need a company that will take a software patent case up to the Supreme Court if the justices would overturn it (and based on the above comments, I'd say that it's very likely).

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    6. Re:From MS v. ATT by belmolis · · Score: 1

      The Constitution doesn't mention patent law.

      Not so. It doesn't use the word patent, but it certainly does mention what we now call patent law. Article I, Section 8:

      Clause 8: To promote the Progress of Science and useful Arts, by securing for limited Times to Authors and Inventors the exclusive Right to their respective Writings and Discoveries;
    7. Re:From MS v. ATT by FutureDomain · · Score: 1

      The line between 'software' and 'pharmaceutical' is already blurring. Once nanotech arrives, the line will be completely obliterated. Software is a bunch of abstract ones and zeros, drugs are physical compounds. Even when some pharmaceutical company patents nano-robots to repair the body, it's still a physical compound, not an abstract pattern. The software to run the robots wouldn't be patentable, but the robots themselves will be.

      The Constitution doesn't mention patent law. Indeed, it horribly fails to enumerate the very right to property -- a right which, for a human, is an indivisible part of the rights to life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness. The U.S. Constitution states in Article 1 Section 8 Paragraph 8 in the list of powers delegated to Congress:
      To promote the progress of science and useful arts, by securing for limited times to authors and inventors the exclusive right to their respective writings and discoveries;
      The Constitution doesn't spell out the exact terms, it leaves that up to Congress. Congress split it up into copyrights (to secure authors rights to their respective writings) and patents (to secure inventors rights to their respective discoveries). Congress has full authority to establish a patent system. I agree about the rights to property not being spelled out, but that is a different topic.

      Patents, like physical weapons, can be used offensively or defensively. If some company rips you off, your patent is the appropriate weapon to reclaim what's yours. I agree that they can be used as defensive weapons, that's what might happen to M$ if they sue open-source projects, but they are often used as an offensive weapon and bargaining tool, even if the "infringing" company didn't rip anyone off. The article is about a company that is going to use the patent system to rip other companies off, not to protect their own products.
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  48. Punch a patent attorney. by Organic+Brain+Damage · · Score: 1

    In the stomach. Once a day. Every day. Except Sunday.

    1. Re:Punch a patent attorney. by rts008 · · Score: 1

      And kick them in the nads...hard... on Sunday.

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  49. Patent the unreadable website by restive · · Score: 1

    Their dark-on-dark website scheme is really conveying a professional image for them.

    1. Re:Patent the unreadable website by mstahl · · Score: 1

      Not to mention those oh-so-1993 "back to top" links.

      Oh and before anyone asks, yes, I am a web designer.

      Seriously though folks. I'd be worried about this and thinking the world is coming to an end if I thought there was any chance that this sort of thing could even happen. Obviousness, the backed-up patent system in this decaying republic, derivative work... people have already brought all these things up. At the risk of sounding repetitive, though, I'm going to say this is a worthless pipe dream if it's not an April Fools joke that's a few months late.

  50. KSR v Teleflex kills it by PatentMagus · · Score: 3, Interesting

    The recent supreme court case KSR v Teleflex broadened the test for obviousness a bit. KSR expanded obviousness to include stuff that is "inevitable due to market forces" or "inevitable to try by one practiced in the art" within some unknown limits.

    This security bug scheme is borderline obvious under the old test. It is stunningly weak after KSR. Unless the applicant discovers the bug. Hmmmmm.... (whispers: hey f-secure, call me).

    Funny, this scheme also encourages folks to reveal security holes immediately because keeping it a "trade secret" leaves the door open for someone else to try to patent the fix. Also, privately alerting the security guys probably leaves the bug open to a patent exploit.

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  51. No, it's OK to name names by PatentMagus · · Score: 1

    Patents are pretty much proof against copyright infringement. If you can't name names, then enabling the invention is tougher. Most corporate clients, however, prefer that only their own names/trademarks/etc. appear in a patent.

    One patent doesn't violate another patent. Only activities/products can infringe.

    Reverse engineering isn't a huge problem. You only have to enable (say how it works) a fix in the application. It doesn't have to be the best fix or the fix that someone with full source access would implement.

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  52. Could someone patent 'lawsuits'? by HollowSky · · Score: 1

    Business Process:

    Suing companies for violating patents.

    "Oh I'm sorry, your suing of company x violates our patent, we will now sue you."

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  53. Intentionally or not, this is a joke by Infonaut · · Score: 2, Informative

    Nothing indicates this "company" is anything more than a single guy putting up a website on a lark, either purely for Slashdot hits or to make a point about the patent system.

    I agree. That there is no information about the people involved is the first tip off that this is either a gag or something put together by unscrupulous folks who are looking to obtain security vulnerabilities from nitwits. This is certainly not a legitimate law firm.

    "We actively market the IP" is not language a law firm is allowed to use in the US, because law firms are not allowed to obtain legal business from a client then perform marketing services for that same client. "You share in the profits" is also prohibited language, because it implies a guaranteed result, which is prohibited in legal advertising. Discussion of distribution of "profits" from legal activity is also prohibited in US legal advertising.

    Combining the technical fix and the legal work under one marketing vehicle is also forbidden under US law. Also, if "Intellectual Weapons" is going to provide services in a variety of countries, where are they licensed? The list of gaping holes in this site goes on. This is a joke, even if it is actually intended to be serious.

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  54. Macrovision already does it by Overzeetop · · Score: 2, Informative

    Every time the come up with a DRM method, they also patent every circumvention method they can think of. That way, nobody can legally create a "decoder" for their wares. Sneaky, tehy are. It really adds weight to the idea of "produce in commercial quantities or default to statutory licensing set by the government."

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  55. Fuck you, I won't do what you tell me! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    When is this nonsense going to stop? I mean, if we're gonna have to pay royalties when somebody patents the act of going to the toilet, that's not going to make any of us too happy... Is there a way to stop this?

  56. Brilliant but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    MS (for example) has demonstrated that they have no problem illegally copying IP whenever it is available. As I understand patent law, they will be able to stand in front of a judge 5 years later (and 4 years after they've obsoleted the product) and say "we never profited directly from that patent and we would be happy to comply with a cease order". In fact, this is like a Bill Gates wet dream. All they have to do to fill the straight is convince congress that it should be illegal to run software with known vulnerabilities. the end result would be "You have to upgrade to Microsoft Panorama because we are not allowed to fix Vista and it is illegal for you to run it unless you do. It's not our fault(tm)."

    Don't say it won't happen. To me it looks like just one more small step towards converting the FBI and USCBP to glorified mall cops (I think that describing them as a latter-day Pinkertons gives their new duties WAY too much credit).

  57. Don't worry, be happy! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yeah, but consider two points:

    * They want money, so OSS is pretty much safe.

    * If enough people are disgusted by this, they might actually reform patents (hopefully getting RID of software patents either via the courts or the legislature).

    Besides, I'm hoping they won't find anything patentable and it'll be mostly FUD to begin with. It takes a LOT longer to get a patent than it does to patch a hole.

  58. This is a much better idea. by zero1101 · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Tom Ptacek says:

    Patents are a crappy way to lock up the fix for a vulnerability. 10 years from now, it's vanishingly unlikely that your discovery will still be relevant. If it is, you've got better things to do with it than sell it to bottom-feeders.

    Here's a better idea: copyright law. Copyright is immediate.

    Here's what you do:

    Find a vulnerability --- anything; say, memory corruption in some OS service --- and devise a third-party patch for it.

    Publish the patch. Only the patch.

    But before you do, wrap the patch up in a DRM scheme. An in-kernel, interrupt-hooking virtual machine with an encrypted instruction set should do nicely. It's worth the work; you'll be doing this over and over again. You want people to sweat to figure out how your patch works.

    Alert the world to your discovery. You're a hero! You can root any computer on the Internet!

    Don't publish the details of the vulnerability. No, wait, don't even allow the details to be published. If anyone figures out how your patch works, sue them under the DMCA. Especially if it's the vendor.

    The vendor will, of course, claim they have the right to reverse-engineer your "intellectual property" for security and interoperability purposes. Let the courts decide. In the mean time: nice of them to establish some precedent.

    Points to anyone who can prove to me that this doesn't qualify as "responsible disclosure".

  59. vulnerability threatened by ende_der_bescheidenh · · Score: 1
    On http://intellectualweapons.com/faq.htm it says:

    Q. When should I submit my discovery?
    A. You should submit as soon as possible [...]. The longer you wait, the higher the risk that product upgrades will eliminate your vulnerability. Being anxious about maintaining one's vulnerability in order to make some money sounds rather cynical. A well-done parody might exactly sound like that, but these people seem to be serious.
  60. Access to Intellectual Property??? by A+non-mouse+Coward · · Score: 1

    Won't this money-hungry company have to prove intricate knowledge of HOW to solve the security vulnerability? How can you do that effectively with (presumably) closed-source targets? It seems like this is a large task to take on: beating the vendors to the fixes to their security holes.

    Now, in the case of holes in open source systems, they may be able to pull off staying ahead of the developers, but c'mon, it's open source-- how can they possibly expect to force people to pay up for patching open source?!?

    And won't this put a whole new slant on the bounties for zero-day security holes? Imagine, if patents could force these vulnerable vendors to pay these pirates big dollars for patent compliance just to patch their software, there will suddenly be a HUGE black market for zero-day sploits. That's the last thing the world needs.

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  61. Eureka! by smittyoneeach · · Score: 1

    I will patent government inefficiency!
    Gates, I will make you look poor.

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  62. Simply Stunning..... by IHC+Navistar · · Score: 1

    Wow.... I just read their website and it is stunningly similar to the "Get-Rich-Quick" schemes and scams that you see posted up in every college hallway and classroom.

    Read the "How It Works" part. If that doesn't sound really shady and iffy, then I have a bridge to sell you!

    So let me see, they want to copyright/patent security holes that they find and other people find. How can you patent/copyright aspects of someone else's programming or code?

    I mean, it's like somebody finding an unlocked door to my house, and then claiming ownership of it because they found that it was unlocked, and charging anyone who tries to lock it with patent infringement if they lock it without paying these lunatics "royalties"

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  63. Why should we care? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    He's just gonna be suing Microsoft. Apple and Linux don't have security bugs. The bigger question is if MS will support better software or weaker patents. Everybody wins!He's just gonna be suing Microsoft. Apple and Linux don't have security bugs. The bigger question is if MS will support better software or weaker

  64. Should be pretty trivial by adrianbaugh · · Score: 1

    To find prior art...

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  65. John Smith's Landlord by GWBasic · · Score: 1

    This is an attempt to become John Smith's Landlord. (John Smith is one of the classic philosophers who defined capitalism.) In his book "The Wealth of Nations," he defined the landlord as a class of people who collected rent as an attempt to live without doing work. Now, Intellectual Weapons is trying to figure out a way to use the legal system so they can gain income without doing real work.

  66. Satire, anyone? by WK2 · · Score: 0

    This is so obviously satire. The site is called Intellectual Weapons. It regularly refers to "exploiting IP patents."

    These guys are one of us. I'm surprised so many of you have been so, so duped.

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  67. That would be Adam Smith's Landlord by adminstring · · Score: 1

    The author of the 1776 classic economic text An Inquiry into the Nature and Causes of the Wealth of Nations, often abbreviated as The Wealth of Nations, is Adam Smith, not John Smith.

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  68. well hey, why not? by snooo53 · · Score: 1

    You can patent an element!

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  69. No chance in hell by Opportunist · · Score: 1

    MS has prior art. Waaaaaay prior. Art is up for discussion, though.

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  70. MOD PARENT INSIGHTFUL by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    MOD PARENT INSIGHTFUL

  71. Isn't extortion "illegal"? by freezingweasel · · Score: 1

    I thought extortion was "supposed" to be illegal. Even if someone wants to use bogus patents to sue you into oblivion, they are supposed to make the claim that they're really shocked and horrified that said patent was infringed. This sounds like an open declaration of intent to commit a crime.

    Also, if reverse-engineering is illegal per the contract, wouldn't trying this be declaring yourself guilty of breach of contract? Or conspiracy to do so?

    Also, what reserves of cash will this company draw on to survive in such a lawsuit against a company with "deep pockets"?

  72. Re:This is absurd - YES! by jon287 · · Score: 0

    Well said. This is the inescapable conclucsion to software patent nonsense. Each time vague or rediculous patent claim is taken seriously, the scope of future patents will become broader and even more rediculous.

    General purpose computers can do... anything! That is if you work hard enough on making them do so.

    Writing in a patent that you are going to make a computer do something is trivial because the answer to "can a computer do x?" is always yes in the end. (Laws of physics not withstanding)

    All patents are doing for software is allowing for the theft of the hard work of people who can make computers do things by the losers who can't but wish that they could.

    Call it what you will bt the more the cult of IP dominates our society, the larger the parasitic element of people who don't create or contribute anything becomes. Just think about how may "careers" there are now that involve nothing more than profiting off of what others create.

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  73. Novel and Non-obvious by Software+Geek · · Score: 1

    The troublesome thing about this scheme is that it seems very sound legally (IANAL).

    To patent something, it must be novel and non-obvious. Clearly, the fix for ANY software defect qualifies:

    Novel: If someone had already done it, the software would already work.

    Non-obvious: If the fix was so obvious, why didn't the author just fix it before releasing it the first place?

    It also seems viable from a practical standpoint. Consider that patent holding isn't about protecting your invention. It is about convincing your victims to settle out of court, since patent litigation is so expensive and risky. All you need to do is make a quick settlement seem more appealing than a long legal battle.

  74. This one maybe could tilt in the vendors' favor... by rdean400 · · Score: 1

    This approach seems unlikely to work. Patent holders win huge jury awards because they, in the jury's eyes, have been legitimately wronged. In this case, the jury may see the vendor as the one being exploited.