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  1. Re:Bericht zum Vorgehen von Strafverfolgungsbeh on 60GB iPod Coming? · · Score: 1

    Na, und?

  2. Re:European Prices on New PowerMac G5s: Up to 2.5Ghz, Liquid Cooled · · Score: 1

    Joking aside, they're manufactured in Cork, Ireland... buddy of mine is the direct marketing manager there.

  3. Re:Why didn't someone think of this sooner? on Heat Insulators for Laptops · · Score: 1
    twig and/or berries
    You poor, poor fellow. May I interest you in some penis enlargement pills?
  4. Re:Are laptops designed to be used on laps though on Heat Insulators for Laptops · · Score: 1
    a piece of laptop sized wood is probably more helpful, though not "cool" to be seen with
    Mine is as big as my 17" Powerbook and believe you me, the ladies think it's plenty cool.
  5. Re:Ooh! Shiny! on Apple Rolls Out AirPort Express, AirTunes · · Score: 1

    Yeah, keep trying... seriously. Not sure what age it is but the fucker recently snuck up on me from behind and before I knew it I was worrying about flooring materials and the cost of having a fence installed and pensions and... oh jesus. Shoot me now.

  6. Re:Watch, this is a Trojan Horse... on Apple Rolls Out AirPort Express, AirTunes · · Score: 1

    Whale I'll be damned... your sig is true. Do you come here dolphin?

  7. Re:More problems... on Software Upgrade Crashes UK Air Traffic Control System · · Score: 1

    Woman-respecting? He was talking about Thatcher, not a woman... you've never seen that Spitting Image sketch in the Parliament mens toilets, have you? ;-)

  8. Re:Meh on Playing Games While Not Ruining Your Relationship? · · Score: -1, Troll
    You're just married to a bitch.
    plenty of guys prefer to get drunk and beat their wives in their downtime.
    Wow, you're a fucking neanderthal.
  9. Re:Concealed handgun on The Urban Geek As A Mugger Magnet? · · Score: 1

    It's "bear arms", as in carry weapons, not "bare arms", as in wear a sleeveless t-shirt.

  10. Re:First post on The Single Man's Guide To TV Dinners · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Why yes, actually.

  11. First post on The Single Man's Guide To TV Dinners · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Why do I bother?

  12. Re:Biggest/Tallest/Most/Best Terror Targets on Highest Bridge in the World Nearing Completion · · Score: 1

    France has been the target of Islamic fundamentalist terrorists numerous times... there was a spate of Paris Metro system bombings in the early 1990s, for example. It's true that France has the largest Muslim community in Europe (the largest Jewish community too) but the Muslims are frequently living in the horrible "banlieus" (projects) on the edges of cities, disaffected, feel like outsiders and are prime material for fanatics looking for new recruits.

  13. Re:Yup on Open Source Hotspots · · Score: 1
    I knew it!!! I'm going to get you, you b@stard!

    Your Neighbor

  14. Re:And a plant explosion... on Fusion Plasma Plant in The Future · · Score: 1

    Ha ha ha!!! You made an anti-France joke. That's original AND hilarious.

  15. Re:Oh yeah... on Fusion Plasma Plant in The Future · · Score: 1

    Truly tasteless. Four people died in that accident... but you couldn't resist the opportunity to make a crass joke at their expense.

  16. Re:Low flying plane on Monsanto Wins Case Over Patented Canola · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I contracted at Monsanto for a few years in Grower Marketing Programs (http://www.fuelyourprofits.com is an example of a project I worked on). To get those seeds, you have to sign a contract with Monsanto, and you would be screwed if you used them in a manner inconsistent with your contractual obligation.

  17. Re:Starbucks? Gourmet? Hah! on Newsflash: Gourmet Coffees Have Lots Of Caffeine · · Score: 1

    Nice one mate. It's fucking piss is what it is, put it back in the horse.

  18. Re:Mac OS X running on Virtual PC running on Mac O on Successful PearPC/Mac OS X Install Documented · · Score: 1

    I am Irish and used always look forward to the Christmas shopping season in Dublin because of the arrival of the Icelanders on charter flights, to avail of cheaper shopping and cheaper booze... completely mad bastards, the lot of them! Great fun to hang around with and party with, but I have to say -- never try to keep up with an Icelander in a drinking session. They know no limits... Icelandic women are absolutely gorgeous too. I have a theory that all the redheads are the descendants of the Celtic women you fellows stole from us a thousand or so years ago... ;-)

  19. Re:Here's the *real* Office 2004 on Microsoft Office 2004 for Mac Released · · Score: 2, Funny

    Tart Society? I'm intrigued, Zpok... do you mean tart as in a flat pastry filled with fruit, or tart as in "slutty woman". In either case, where do I join?

  20. Re:Bullshit on 71% of Spam Servers are Located in China · · Score: 1

    'Chingchong'? Hello, little racist.

  21. Re:Bombs on Anti-Spammers Infiltrate Private Online Spam Clubs · · Score: 3, Insightful

    It's unwanted email, for heaven's sake. Calm down and stop talking nonsense about bombs.

  22. Re:The simplest reason A4 won't take off in the US on The Logic Behind Metric Paper Sizes · · Score: 1

    Sorry Bob, I was just being sarcastic and trying to get a laugh... I've worked all over Europe for years (I'm Irish) and never noticed this.

  23. Re:The simplest reason A4 won't take off in the US on The Logic Behind Metric Paper Sizes · · Score: 3, Funny

    Did it say "Purple-Tinged A4 x 500 Sheets" on the packaging?

  24. Re:Meet the new boss on Corporate Work in the US vs. Canada? · · Score: 1

    Never mind, I answered my own question by checking where you did your O- and A-levels...

  25. Re:sounds like a good time to post a personals add on Corporate Work in the US vs. Canada? · · Score: 1

    marry me!