Is that all? I'd shove my fist so far in her pussy it would fucking nullify that slimy cunt cervix. Ass-fuck her with a broken beer bottle until she stops crying. I would fuck the bloody holes where her tits used to be, and I would cum so deep in her lungs, she drowns on dry land.
I lost all control and started to whip the defenceless little child with my cane and, for five minutes, I relentlessly thrashed Elodie's little cunt, raining down wickedly hard strokes until the soft flesh was turning deep crimson. She was screaming so much, I was afraid she could be heard out in the street. Rolling up her little knickers, I stuffed them into her mouth and tied them in place with a length of string around her head. Gagged and bound and bruised like that, I just had to take a polaroid. Then I rearranged the child on the bed so she was on her tummy with a pillow under her tiny hips to make her fat little bottom stick up in the air. I tied her wrists together again, fixing them to the bedhead railing and bound her ankles with long pieces of string reaching down the length of the bed to its legs either side, leaving her little legs stretched wide apart. Before caning the child's lovely bottom cheeks, I got my dildos out and, without any warning, rammed the ten inch long three inch diameter one (last used in Kate's lovely bottom and still with a residue of the whore's shit on it) up little Elodie's darling little vagina. The fuck baby screamed in her gag as I forced five inches of the huge dildo into her baby cunt, more length than I had given her with my penis and certainly a lot more thickness. Vowing to get another couple of inches into the infant girl later, I picked up my cane and held it in front of Elodie to watch her reaction which was as I'd hoped. Her pretty brown eyes went wide and she shook her head violently and cried out in her knickers. Standing to one side, I ran my hand over those wonderful baby buttocks and felt them and squeezed them then, after slapping them both a couple of times for the pleasure of seeing her fat cheeks wobble, I caned the child. Over twenty minutes I caned Elodie across her bottom from every angle I could manage sixty times and I gave the five year old twenty strokes along the valley of her little bum crack. I stopped mainly because my arm and my shoulder ached so much. Also, the child, still wailing in her gag, was sounding very weak. I didn't want her to faint on me. Her bottom was such a beautiful sight, I had to take some photos of it with the dildo sticking out of her cunthole between her little legs. Those pictures caused a sensation among my minitel friends and brought me a new local contact, 'Cherche Femmes Pour Tortures' or Jean-Jacques, as I'd later discover on meeting him. But back to my afternoon with my child bride Elodie. I managed only another inch of the dildo in its cunt and then gave up, gently pulling it out. I didn't want to split her perineum. After untieing, ungagging and cuddling the love child and then rubbing some ointment into her bottom and cunt, I helped her walk, stumbling, into the kitchen where I gave her some ice cream with chocolate sauce. Watching the sweet, tearful child sit completely bare at the table spooning up ice cream, I'm afraid I could not resist the temptation to make even this little scene deeply humiliating and sexual.
(You might even find that your preferences, or your understanding of them, changes over time.)
This is PRECISELY why it is so important to anchor our social hierarchy and moral structure around a few verses of a 3000-year-old snapshot of an oral history. Anyone who cannot see and accept this fact has been educated stupid.
Now if you'll excuse me, I'm about to go rail my dead brother's grieving wife. Happy hacking!
On arrival, I found the sexually lovely 26 year old big-titted bitch in a panic about being late for work. She looked horny as hell in a low-cut and very tight white teeshirt, a little black tight hipster skirt, white ankle socks and black low-heeled strap sandals. Her big bottom and fat, heavy milkbags looked so inviting. And she had her sexy hair pulled back in a little pony tail. I wanted to fuck my whore right there and then but couldn't get her to stand still long enough. I just managed to kiss her on her lush mouth before she tore off out the door. Little Amber was in the bath splashing her yellow plastic squeaky duck in the water. The infant whore gave me a sweet little smile and I leaned down to her and kissed her little forehead. Caroline must have washed the child's pretty hair because it was wet through. I kissed both her eyes, licked down the side of her little button nose and stuck the tip of my tongue up one of her nostrils which made her giggle. Then I kissed my tiny sexbaby in its sweet mouth and stuck my tongue right inside. She tried to splash me with the bathwater. I told Amber she would be punished for doing that but she just giggled again.
Standing looking at the baby girl's innocent giggling face and her sexy slender little body, I was overcome with lust for her. I was going this evening to punish this sweet little girl for being so sexy, such a filthy little tart. I was going to hurt her, torture her and, finally, I was going to open up her baby cunt and fuck her in there, no matter how much it scared, hurt or damaged her. By now, I knew enough about the child's tractable personality and had an inkling of its young, beautiful mother's quirky sexual behaviour around the little slut. I believed I could get away with doing almost anything I wanted to it. In any case, the infant was now my property and I would do what I liked with it. I unzipped my fly, pulled out my huge penis and urinated on Amber's sweet little face.
Leaving the little babysex crying in the bath trying to wipe my smelly piss off her pretty face, I went through the few rooms in the small apartment closing all the curtains, locked the front door, and then I stripped naked. Returning to the bathroom, I found the infant girl cowering in the corner of the bath. I pulled the plug but did nothing to lift her out, merely waiting for the water to drain away. When the bath was empty, I forced the child down on her back and got in with her. I squatted over her little head and pushed my big arse down to within a couple of inches of her cute face. While I was straining to open my bowels, I lifted up one of her legs and began to fiddle with her baby cunt. I farted on the tiny girl whore's face three or four times before I felt a huge turd push down my rectum. Knowing I was about to shit on the sexy child and wanting my poo to go in her sweet little mouth, I began spanking its bare cuntlet really hard, sadistically hard. She began to cry out loud and was building up to a screaming frenzy just as my slimy shit started to ooze from my bumhole. As I felt it come, I pushed my arse right down on Amber's face and pood in her mouth. I kept on spanking the tiny cunt mound hard, wanting to hurt her, wanting her little mouth wide open for my filthy shit. I began feeding her out of my bottom, squeezing one big turd and then a smaller one into the little girl's mouth. As I dismounted my infant toilet, I grabbed its head with both hands to prevent it from opening its mouth. By repeatedly pinching the little sweetheart's nubbin of a nose, I prevented her from breathing and, in panic, she swallowed my brown babylove food, bit by bit until it had all gone down into her pixie tummy. I can't tell you what a pleasure it is to watch an infant eating a mouthful of your poo. It made me even more sexually excited, if that were possible.
Using the showerhead, I sprayed the child clean with cold water and cleaned her teeth with a toothbrush and some paste. I made her swill her mouth out with peppermint mouthwash to get the taste of shit out of it (for
I prefer the 32S-II; non-graphing though it is, for typical engineering calculations it's a total rocket.
In my opinion, most graphing-calculator-specific tasks are best performed on a computer. I want a hand calculator for quick stuff, and anything more involved than that I consider Matlab or other math software to be the way to go.
HP discontinued the 32S-II and replaced it with the "updated" (read: jumbled) 33S, abandoning the look of serious instrumentation that older HP's had, as well as changing decades-standard key locations with no good reason. As a result, the 32S-II (which sold for $60 new) is on eBay for $150 and up. If mine ever breaks, which 8 years of heavy usage hasn't brought so far, I am getting the same damn calculator.
Uh, yeah. Microcontrollers != electronics. Not even close. fap fap fap
Knowing 74LS design really seems to give you a hard-on. I agree that digital logic is totally rad; being five months away from a Master's degree in electrical engineering, I have to use it all the time. It is incredibly important to have a strong foundation in discrete logic design (not to mention analog).
Thing is, when a real person wants to get something done cheaply and quickly, they reach for a microcontroller. For $5 you get in-circuit programming, RAM, serial, a clock, a regulator, an oscillator, A/D and D/A, a comparator, and around 20 digital I/O pins. Basically only a shitstabbing, Kegel-pumping knobgoblin would pass that up in favor of a board full of 14DIPs, unless he got some sort of sexual gratification about talking about it on slashdot.
Microcontrollers are a simple way to start playing with electronics, especially when the native language is BASIC. Write a little program to drive the pins high or low, hook up a resistor and an LED, and TA DA! V=IR. Read pushbuttons and set timers, blink lights and squawk through a speaker. The designer can learn and grow using the uC as a great backbone, and using as much or as little external electronics as they can handle at the time.
I'm not talking shit on discrete digital logic; like I said, I use it all the time. Its simplicity of design is also very attractive to a learner; once you know the rules, you can do as much as you want (given enough breadboards). I'm just saying that microcontrollers have their place in the hands of salty engineers and tenderfoots alike, and that you don't really know much about real-world design because you have never done any of it. I'll even go as far as to say that you are a wife-beating, cock-craving, baby-raping scumfuck who deserves to be fed into a chipper feet-first.
the PIC's not bad if you use the right C compiler (you can use Asm too, if you're a stud), but for the beginner, there's nothing like the BASIC Stamp.
yeah, it costs $50 compared to the $2-10 you'd spend on a PIC. you'll get that $40 back after you do something in 15 minutes that would have taken a couple of hours in PIC asm. (I have nothing against assembly language but the PIC's instruction set is very, very slim -- you can't even compare two bytes without having to compare two bits, eight times.)
anyway, get a BS and get going. the rest of electronics can be summed up as V=IR; 70% of electrical engineering is just learning how to apply that equation everywhere you look.
It's a hybrid bastardization of several products that turned out to be a poor idea.
I hadn't considered that. Time to sell my AAPL stock -- hopefully I can unload all of it before this terrible idea MAKES APPLE INC A METRIC DICKLOAD OF JEW GOLD.
The device is priced reasonably. If you bought a Blackberry and an iPod Nano, you'd be out a similar amount of money. People will bite. If you don't believe me, well, let's you and me sit back and watch what happens in the first two years. Plus you eat cum.
jesus christ, if I have to read another post from you Opera fanbois, I'm gonna shit blood.
I have used your pathetic browser, several times in fact. once, I too wanted to believe all those wonderful things you say about it. Opera is shit. I don't give a fuck if it's delicately handcrafted by a corps of limp-wristed software bunnies. I don't care if it's "standards compliant" if it can't render most web pages to look good. I don't want to pay for a browser if I'm gonna be nagged by ads until I do.
I want a browser which is fast, mostly works and is free of charge. Opera has one of these features, after nine major revisions. you shit-knobs who keep apologizing for Opera by deflecting the blame to web developers need to wake up and smell the gingerbread mint hazelnut soy latteccino. your browser sucks fat dick and your self-satisfied software advocacy is going to get you laid a week after never.
you cumshitting mouth-breather. it is pathetic that you take pride in running Nigger Linux on anything, much less a Mac, much less thinking anyone gives a shit.
once, I ran X on a Mac IIcx for a while. it worked. please +1, Informative me until my ass leaks hot white cum due to overfilling.
PED YOU SHIT-HOGGING PIPEFITTER. THIS IS THE FIRST TIME AN EDITOR HAS DUPED SO LIKE I THINK A COMMENT OR TWO IS IN ORDER. PLUS SEARCH HUFFS IT AND YOU ARE GAYER THAN THE SMELL OF TWO MEN FUCKING
and fuck it, back when Google bought some ads here for their new "search appliance", I even signed up Taco and Hemos and a couple of the other lifers for free e-mails informing them about this cheap, powerful turnkey solution to their longstanding search problem. their reaction? they turned their backs on the whole situation, finding refuge in meth, deep anal, fisting, anal to oral, cock and ball torture and scat. just like they did every other night.
It felt so good lying there behind my girlfriend's sexy young sister, fucking into her tight wet vagina, feeling her big, firm buttocks against my belly, wobbling and squeezing her luscious thirty seven C spunkbags in my hands, nuzzling and kissing the back of her neck, her gorgeous blonde hair in my face, the sexual aroma of her in my nostrils. I was so hard and erect, my big bollocks so full of hot, sticky sperm. And knowing that I would soon be torturing and murdering the beautiful piece of meat I had in my arms was such an aphrodisiac. I had to pull out of darling Kate's lovely filth hole before I shot my spunk too quickly. Kneeling over her, I rolled the beautiful cunt onto its back and lay down on top of its fabulous young body. I re-entered Kate between her closed legs for that added tightness I love so much. Then I reached over to grab Ben's leg. All three beds were against the walls, each at ninety degrees to the next, so Ben's legs were near to Kate's head, thus allowing me to get hold of the little loveboy's ankle with ease. I pulled him down the bed until I could comfortably reach his cocklet and his pretty boycunt. I wanted to fondle my favourite child's sex organs while I fucked his Auntie Kate. Licking Kate's beautiful face and leaving gobs of my saliva on her, I pushed my penis deep inside the young, tarty womanwhore's slimy cunt until I reached her cervix. A couple of really hard, brutal shoves got my fat knob well inside Katie's filthy uterus which is where I intended to squirt my cum. Fondling young Ben whilst raping his pretty mummy's sister was exquisitely dirty and I had to have more. I pulled more firmly on my sexy little cuntboy, dragging the sleeping fuckchild down the bed until I could lift him fully over to Kate and I. I leant his pretty blond head up against the wall, facing it, and sat his sweet boycrotch over his aunt's sexual face. Prising her lips open, I dropped his cute cocklet into Kate's mouth and let his weight settle on her face. I began sucking Ben's gorgeous fat small boy bottom and tonguing his sexy little arsehole making me feel so rude I went over the edge and orgasmed into Kate's body, squirting about ten times into her slimy babybag. After putting Ben back in his bed, I got a wine glass, held it under Kate's vagina, tipped her up at an angle as best I could, and collected my spunk as it dribbled out of her wet, slimy cunnyhole. As most of it went inside her uterus, there wasn't a great deal but I had enough, about an inch deep in the bottom of the glass, to give both girls a little drink of their owner's thick gooey cockfilth. I poured some into Kate's mouth where it would filter between her closed teeth onto her lovely pink tongue and dribble down her throat. Back in bed with Kate's elder sister, I poured the rest of my sperm into her mouth. So pleasing to know that my personal whore was drinking its owners cockslime mixed with the vaginal juices of her little sister. Then I got back into the same position from which I'd left her, spooned in behind her fabulous body but this time I inserted my softening penis in her pretty anus where I urinated.
It felt so good lying there behind my girlfriend's sexy young sister, fucking into her tight wet vagina, feeling her big, firm buttocks against my belly, wobbling and squeezing her luscious thirty seven C spunkbags in my hands, nuzzling and kissing the back of her neck, her gorgeous blonde hair in my face, the sexual aroma of her in my nostrils. I was so hard and erect, my big bollocks so full of hot, sticky sperm. And knowing that I would soon be torturing and murdering the beautiful piece of meat I had in my arms was such an aphrodisiac. I had to pull out of darling Kate's lovely filth hole before I shot my spunk too quickly. Kneeling over her, I rolled the beautiful cunt onto its back and lay down on top of its fabulous young body. I re-entered Kate between her closed legs for that added tightness I love so much. Then I reached over to grab Ben's leg. All three beds were against the walls, each at ninety degrees to the next, so Ben's legs were near to Kate's head, thus allowing me to get hold of the little loveboy's ankle with ease. I pulled him down the bed until I could comfortably reach his cocklet and his pretty boycunt. I wanted to fondle my favourite child's sex organs while I fucked his Auntie Kate. Licking Kate's beautiful face and leaving gobs of my saliva on her, I pushed my penis deep inside the young, tarty womanwhore's slimy cunt until I reached her cervix. A couple of really hard, brutal shoves got my fat knob well inside Katie's filthy uterus which is where I intended to squirt my cum. Fondling young Ben whilst raping his pretty mummy's sister was exquisitely dirty and I had to have more. I pulled more firmly on my sexy little cuntboy, dragging the sleeping fuckchild down the bed until I could lift him fully over to Kate and I. I leant his pretty blond head up against the wall, facing it, and sat his sweet boycrotch over his aunt's sexual face. Prising her lips open, I dropped his cute cocklet into Kate's mouth and let his weight settle on her face. I began sucking Ben's gorgeous fat small boy bottom and tonguing his sexy little arsehole making me feel so rude I went over the edge and orgasmed into Kate's body, squirting about ten times into her slimy babybag. After putting Ben back in his bed, I got a wine glass, held it under Kate's vagina, tipped her up at an angle as best I could, and collected my spunk as it dribbled out of her wet, slimy cunnyhole. As most of it went inside her uterus, there wasn't a great deal but I had enough, about an inch deep in the bottom of the glass, to give both girls a little drink of their owner's thick gooey cockfilth. I poured some into Kate's mouth where it would filter between her closed teeth onto her lovely pink tongue and dribble down her throat. Back in bed with Kate's elder sister, I poured the rest of my sperm into her mouth. So pleasing to know that my personal whore was drinking its owners cockslime mixed with the vaginal juices of her little sister. Then I got back into the same position from which I'd left her, spooned in behind her fabulous body but this time I inserted my softening penis in her pretty anus where I urinated.
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Is that all? I'd shove my fist so far in her pussy it would fucking nullify that slimy cunt cervix. Ass-fuck her with a broken beer bottle until she stops crying. I would fuck the bloody holes where her tits used to be, and I would cum so deep in her lungs, she drowns on dry land.
now when Spike TV or Noggin signs up, let me know so I can open one eye
I lost all control and started to whip the defenceless little child with my cane and, for five minutes, I relentlessly thrashed Elodie's little cunt, raining down wickedly hard strokes until the soft flesh was turning deep crimson. She was screaming so much, I was afraid she could be heard out in the street. Rolling up her little knickers, I stuffed them into her mouth and tied them in place with a length of string around her head. Gagged and bound and bruised like that, I just had to take a polaroid. Then I rearranged the child on the bed so she was on her tummy with a pillow under her tiny hips to make her fat little bottom stick up in the air. I tied her wrists together again, fixing them to the bedhead railing and bound her ankles with long pieces of string reaching down the length of the bed to its legs either side, leaving her little legs stretched wide apart. Before caning the child's lovely bottom cheeks, I got my dildos out and, without any warning, rammed the ten inch long three inch diameter one (last used in Kate's lovely bottom and still with a residue of the whore's shit on it) up little Elodie's darling little vagina. The fuck baby screamed in her gag as I forced five inches of the huge dildo into her baby cunt, more length than I had given her with my penis and certainly a lot more thickness. Vowing to get another couple of inches into the infant girl later, I picked up my cane and held it in front of Elodie to watch her reaction which was as I'd hoped. Her pretty brown eyes went wide and she shook her head violently and cried out in her knickers. Standing to one side, I ran my hand over those wonderful baby buttocks and felt them and squeezed them then, after slapping them both a couple of times for the pleasure of seeing her fat cheeks wobble, I caned the child. Over twenty minutes I caned Elodie across her bottom from every angle I could manage sixty times and I gave the five year old twenty strokes along the valley of her little bum crack. I stopped mainly because my arm and my shoulder ached so much. Also, the child, still wailing in her gag, was sounding very weak. I didn't want her to faint on me. Her bottom was such a beautiful sight, I had to take some photos of it with the dildo sticking out of her cunthole between her little legs. Those pictures caused a sensation among my minitel friends and brought me a new local contact, 'Cherche Femmes Pour Tortures' or Jean-Jacques, as I'd later discover on meeting him. But back to my afternoon with my child bride Elodie. I managed only another inch of the dildo in its cunt and then gave up, gently pulling it out. I didn't want to split her perineum. After untieing, ungagging and cuddling the love child and then rubbing some ointment into her bottom and cunt, I helped her walk, stumbling, into the kitchen where I gave her some ice cream with chocolate sauce. Watching the sweet, tearful child sit completely bare at the table spooning up ice cream, I'm afraid I could not resist the temptation to make even this little scene deeply humiliating and sexual.
thing
and not one mention of image macros
srsly, their key drives are correlated with a 139% jump in anogenital cancers at the OSDN labs over the last 6 months
also, meth
(You might even find that your preferences, or your understanding of them, changes over time.)
This is PRECISELY why it is so important to anchor our social hierarchy and moral structure around a few verses of a 3000-year-old snapshot of an oral history. Anyone who cannot see and accept this fact has been educated stupid.
Now if you'll excuse me, I'm about to go rail my dead brother's grieving wife. Happy hacking!
hey, if this means that in 10 years I get to send mail from my house and not have it blocked due to a "policy blacklist", I'm all for it. gaiety
On arrival, I found the sexually lovely 26 year old big-titted bitch in a panic about being late for work. She looked horny as hell in a low-cut and very tight white teeshirt, a little black tight hipster skirt, white ankle socks and black low-heeled strap sandals. Her big bottom and fat, heavy milkbags looked so inviting. And she had her sexy hair pulled back in a little pony tail. I wanted to fuck my whore right there and then but couldn't get her to stand still long enough. I just managed to kiss her on her lush mouth before she tore off out the door. Little Amber was in the bath splashing her yellow plastic squeaky duck in the water. The infant whore gave me a sweet little smile and I leaned down to her and kissed her little forehead. Caroline must have washed the child's pretty hair because it was wet through. I kissed both her eyes, licked down the side of her little button nose and stuck the tip of my tongue up one of her nostrils which made her giggle. Then I kissed my tiny sexbaby in its sweet mouth and stuck my tongue right inside. She tried to splash me with the bathwater. I told Amber she would be punished for doing that but she just giggled again.
Standing looking at the baby girl's innocent giggling face and her sexy slender little body, I was overcome with lust for her. I was going this evening to punish this sweet little girl for being so sexy, such a filthy little tart. I was going to hurt her, torture her and, finally, I was going to open up her baby cunt and fuck her in there, no matter how much it scared, hurt or damaged her. By now, I knew enough about the child's tractable personality and had an inkling of its young, beautiful mother's quirky sexual behaviour around the little slut. I believed I could get away with doing almost anything I wanted to it. In any case, the infant was now my property and I would do what I liked with it. I unzipped my fly, pulled out my huge penis and urinated on Amber's sweet little face.
Leaving the little babysex crying in the bath trying to wipe my smelly piss off her pretty face, I went through the few rooms in the small apartment closing all the curtains, locked the front door, and then I stripped naked. Returning to the bathroom, I found the infant girl cowering in the corner of the bath. I pulled the plug but did nothing to lift her out, merely waiting for the water to drain away. When the bath was empty, I forced the child down on her back and got in with her. I squatted over her little head and pushed my big arse down to within a couple of inches of her cute face. While I was straining to open my bowels, I lifted up one of her legs and began to fiddle with her baby cunt. I farted on the tiny girl whore's face three or four times before I felt a huge turd push down my rectum. Knowing I was about to shit on the sexy child and wanting my poo to go in her sweet little mouth, I began spanking its bare cuntlet really hard, sadistically hard. She began to cry out loud and was building up to a screaming frenzy just as my slimy shit started to ooze from my bumhole. As I felt it come, I pushed my arse right down on Amber's face and pood in her mouth. I kept on spanking the tiny cunt mound hard, wanting to hurt her, wanting her little mouth wide open for my filthy shit. I began feeding her out of my bottom, squeezing one big turd and then a smaller one into the little girl's mouth. As I dismounted my infant toilet, I grabbed its head with both hands to prevent it from opening its mouth. By repeatedly pinching the little sweetheart's nubbin of a nose, I prevented her from breathing and, in panic, she swallowed my brown babylove food, bit by bit until it had all gone down into her pixie tummy. I can't tell you what a pleasure it is to watch an infant eating a mouthful of your poo. It made me even more sexually excited, if that were possible.
Using the showerhead, I sprayed the child clean with cold water and cleaned her teeth with a toothbrush and some paste. I made her swill her mouth out with peppermint mouthwash to get the taste of shit out of it (for
I prefer the 32S-II; non-graphing though it is, for typical engineering calculations it's a total rocket.
In my opinion, most graphing-calculator-specific tasks are best performed on a computer. I want a hand calculator for quick stuff, and anything more involved than that I consider Matlab or other math software to be the way to go.
HP discontinued the 32S-II and replaced it with the "updated" (read: jumbled) 33S, abandoning the look of serious instrumentation that older HP's had, as well as changing decades-standard key locations with no good reason. As a result, the 32S-II (which sold for $60 new) is on eBay for $150 and up. If mine ever breaks, which 8 years of heavy usage hasn't brought so far, I am getting the same damn calculator.
Uh, yeah. Microcontrollers != electronics. Not even close. fap fap fap
Knowing 74LS design really seems to give you a hard-on. I agree that digital logic is totally rad; being five months away from a Master's degree in electrical engineering, I have to use it all the time. It is incredibly important to have a strong foundation in discrete logic design (not to mention analog).
Thing is, when a real person wants to get something done cheaply and quickly, they reach for a microcontroller. For $5 you get in-circuit programming, RAM, serial, a clock, a regulator, an oscillator, A/D and D/A, a comparator, and around 20 digital I/O pins. Basically only a shitstabbing, Kegel-pumping knobgoblin would pass that up in favor of a board full of 14DIPs, unless he got some sort of sexual gratification about talking about it on slashdot.
Microcontrollers are a simple way to start playing with electronics, especially when the native language is BASIC. Write a little program to drive the pins high or low, hook up a resistor and an LED, and TA DA! V=IR. Read pushbuttons and set timers, blink lights and squawk through a speaker. The designer can learn and grow using the uC as a great backbone, and using as much or as little external electronics as they can handle at the time.
I'm not talking shit on discrete digital logic; like I said, I use it all the time. Its simplicity of design is also very attractive to a learner; once you know the rules, you can do as much as you want (given enough breadboards). I'm just saying that microcontrollers have their place in the hands of salty engineers and tenderfoots alike, and that you don't really know much about real-world design because you have never done any of it. I'll even go as far as to say that you are a wife-beating, cock-craving, baby-raping scumfuck who deserves to be fed into a chipper feet-first.
it should be called a fucking Newton, and Steve Jobs can eat a bucket of shit and shoot himself in the head.
the PIC's not bad if you use the right C compiler (you can use Asm too, if you're a stud), but for the beginner, there's nothing like the BASIC Stamp.
yeah, it costs $50 compared to the $2-10 you'd spend on a PIC. you'll get that $40 back after you do something in 15 minutes that would have taken a couple of hours in PIC asm. (I have nothing against assembly language but the PIC's instruction set is very, very slim -- you can't even compare two bytes without having to compare two bits, eight times.)
anyway, get a BS and get going. the rest of electronics can be summed up as V=IR; 70% of electrical engineering is just learning how to apply that equation everywhere you look.
It's a hybrid bastardization of several products that turned out to be a poor idea.
I hadn't considered that. Time to sell my AAPL stock -- hopefully I can unload all of it before this terrible idea MAKES APPLE INC A METRIC DICKLOAD OF JEW GOLD.
The device is priced reasonably. If you bought a Blackberry and an iPod Nano, you'd be out a similar amount of money. People will bite. If you don't believe me, well, let's you and me sit back and watch what happens in the first two years. Plus you eat cum.
jesus christ, if I have to read another post from you Opera fanbois, I'm gonna shit blood.
I have used your pathetic browser, several times in fact. once, I too wanted to believe all those wonderful things you say about it. Opera is shit. I don't give a fuck if it's delicately handcrafted by a corps of limp-wristed software bunnies. I don't care if it's "standards compliant" if it can't render most web pages to look good. I don't want to pay for a browser if I'm gonna be nagged by ads until I do.
I want a browser which is fast, mostly works and is free of charge. Opera has one of these features, after nine major revisions. you shit-knobs who keep apologizing for Opera by deflecting the blame to web developers need to wake up and smell the gingerbread mint hazelnut soy latteccino. your browser sucks fat dick and your self-satisfied software advocacy is going to get you laid a week after never.
you cumshitting mouth-breather. it is pathetic that you take pride in running Nigger Linux on anything, much less a Mac, much less thinking anyone gives a shit.
once, I ran X on a Mac IIcx for a while. it worked. please +1, Informative me until my ass leaks hot white cum due to overfilling.
and ignore the rest of these cockbiters. console games are mostly for socially inept greaseballs.
get it here
if Hemos comes through for Taco with the USB-powered double dong.
the real problem with the CD is that its resolution is so fucking ass-raping faggot low
44.1kHz 16bit can suck the lube out of my ass with a silly straw
gimme stereo 96k/24b and it'll end up sounding better than a record, unless you have some serious gear
how about you engineer yourself not to be such a dicktaster
PED YOU SHIT-HOGGING PIPEFITTER. THIS IS THE FIRST TIME AN EDITOR HAS DUPED SO LIKE I THINK A COMMENT OR TWO IS IN ORDER. PLUS SEARCH HUFFS IT AND YOU ARE GAYER THAN THE SMELL OF TWO MEN FUCKING
and fuck it, back when Google bought some ads here for their new "search appliance", I even signed up Taco and Hemos and a couple of the other lifers for free e-mails informing them about this cheap, powerful turnkey solution to their longstanding search problem. their reaction? they turned their backs on the whole situation, finding refuge in meth, deep anal, fisting, anal to oral, cock and ball torture and scat. just like they did every other night.
LOOL @ YUOO
It felt so good lying there behind my girlfriend's sexy young sister, fucking into her tight wet vagina, feeling her big, firm buttocks against my belly, wobbling and squeezing her luscious thirty seven C spunkbags in my hands, nuzzling and kissing the back of her neck, her gorgeous blonde hair in my face, the sexual aroma of her in my nostrils. I was so hard and erect, my big bollocks so full of hot, sticky sperm. And knowing that I would soon be torturing and murdering the beautiful piece of meat I had in my arms was such an aphrodisiac. I had to pull out of darling Kate's lovely filth hole before I shot my spunk too quickly. Kneeling over her, I rolled the beautiful cunt onto its back and lay down on top of its fabulous young body. I re-entered Kate between her closed legs for that added tightness I love so much. Then I reached over to grab Ben's leg. All three beds were against the walls, each at ninety degrees to the next, so Ben's legs were near to Kate's head, thus allowing me to get hold of the little loveboy's ankle with ease. I pulled him down the bed until I could comfortably reach his cocklet and his pretty boycunt. I wanted to fondle my favourite child's sex organs while I fucked his Auntie Kate. Licking Kate's beautiful face and leaving gobs of my saliva on her, I pushed my penis deep inside the young, tarty womanwhore's slimy cunt until I reached her cervix. A couple of really hard, brutal shoves got my fat knob well inside Katie's filthy uterus which is where I intended to squirt my cum. Fondling young Ben whilst raping his pretty mummy's sister was exquisitely dirty and I had to have more. I pulled more firmly on my sexy little cuntboy, dragging the sleeping fuckchild down the bed until I could lift him fully over to Kate and I. I leant his pretty blond head up against the wall, facing it, and sat his sweet boycrotch over his aunt's sexual face. Prising her lips open, I dropped his cute cocklet into Kate's mouth and let his weight settle on her face. I began sucking Ben's gorgeous fat small boy bottom and tonguing his sexy little arsehole making me feel so rude I went over the edge and orgasmed into Kate's body, squirting about ten times into her slimy babybag. After putting Ben back in his bed, I got a wine glass, held it under Kate's vagina, tipped her up at an angle as best I could, and collected my spunk as it dribbled out of her wet, slimy cunnyhole. As most of it went inside her uterus, there wasn't a great deal but I had enough, about an inch deep in the bottom of the glass, to give both girls a little drink of their owner's thick gooey cockfilth. I poured some into Kate's mouth where it would filter between her closed teeth onto her lovely pink tongue and dribble down her throat. Back in bed with Kate's elder sister, I poured the rest of my sperm into her mouth. So pleasing to know that my personal whore was drinking its owners cockslime mixed with the vaginal juices of her little sister. Then I got back into the same position from which I'd left her, spooned in behind her fabulous body but this time I inserted my softening penis in her pretty anus where I urinated.
It felt so good lying there behind my girlfriend's sexy young sister, fucking into her tight wet vagina, feeling her big, firm buttocks against my belly, wobbling and squeezing her luscious thirty seven C spunkbags in my hands, nuzzling and kissing the back of her neck, her gorgeous blonde hair in my face, the sexual aroma of her in my nostrils. I was so hard and erect, my big bollocks so full of hot, sticky sperm. And knowing that I would soon be torturing and murdering the beautiful piece of meat I had in my arms was such an aphrodisiac. I had to pull out of darling Kate's lovely filth hole before I shot my spunk too quickly. Kneeling over her, I rolled the beautiful cunt onto its back and lay down on top of its fabulous young body. I re-entered Kate between her closed legs for that added tightness I love so much. Then I reached over to grab Ben's leg. All three beds were against the walls, each at ninety degrees to the next, so Ben's legs were near to Kate's head, thus allowing me to get hold of the little loveboy's ankle with ease. I pulled him down the bed until I could comfortably reach his cocklet and his pretty boycunt. I wanted to fondle my favourite child's sex organs while I fucked his Auntie Kate. Licking Kate's beautiful face and leaving gobs of my saliva on her, I pushed my penis deep inside the young, tarty womanwhore's slimy cunt until I reached her cervix. A couple of really hard, brutal shoves got my fat knob well inside Katie's filthy uterus which is where I intended to squirt my cum. Fondling young Ben whilst raping his pretty mummy's sister was exquisitely dirty and I had to have more. I pulled more firmly on my sexy little cuntboy, dragging the sleeping fuckchild down the bed until I could lift him fully over to Kate and I. I leant his pretty blond head up against the wall, facing it, and sat his sweet boycrotch over his aunt's sexual face. Prising her lips open, I dropped his cute cocklet into Kate's mouth and let his weight settle on her face. I began sucking Ben's gorgeous fat small boy bottom and tonguing his sexy little arsehole making me feel so rude I went over the edge and orgasmed into Kate's body, squirting about ten times into her slimy babybag. After putting Ben back in his bed, I got a wine glass, held it under Kate's vagina, tipped her up at an angle as best I could, and collected my spunk as it dribbled out of her wet, slimy cunnyhole. As most of it went inside her uterus, there wasn't a great deal but I had enough, about an inch deep in the bottom of the glass, to give both girls a little drink of their owner's thick gooey cockfilth. I poured some into Kate's mouth where it would filter between her closed teeth onto her lovely pink tongue and dribble down her throat. Back in bed with Kate's elder sister, I poured the rest of my sperm into her mouth. So pleasing to know that my personal whore was drinking its owners cockslime mixed with the vaginal juices of her little sister. Then I got back into the same position from which I'd left her, spooned in behind her fabulous body but this time I inserted my softening penis in her pretty anus where I urinated.