CLITs is an integral part of slashdot as the karma system itself. Trolls were already invisible to the rest, as they were already auto-posting at -1.
Besides, we only know that trolls were the only independent thinkers in slashdot, and contributed more interesting material than the rest of the thick-fingered karmawhores.
If Malda had a shred of intelligence, he would HIRE some of those said trolls, just to capture more interest and readership.
Slashdot is not really the high-brow hacker circle it wants to be, it is a cheap gathering of the nets lowest life forms; we like that way and the editors like it that way. If malda wanted to be the Herald of IT, he should have started using a fucking spell checker and did business professionally.
No, instead he smoked dope, and decided he wants to make it more formal in the last minute. If he is going to ban trolls, then he should stop soliciting all forms of personal opinion, including polls, and make it this site a readonly news summary. If he really wants to stimulate a discussion, then it becomes really hard to determine what is a troll and what is not. Whence, it is hard to determine who is a troll and who is not, therefore it is mistaken to ban someone for being a troll.
[Posted with my +1, and I will return the other 43 points and leave this place with dignity]
Don't celebrate yet. Doctors are being replaced by huge/costly databases, your average/. nerd OTOH, will be replaced by a/small/ shell script.. not even bash, but the minimal old sh! You too trolls, you are being replaced by a one liner, written in a turing incomplete configuration file language, no doubt.
You know what, I normally don't conform to the group think, but this is getting out of hand.
I have been using linux, and ONLY linux for the past year and a half. I washed my hands of Windows and bought a shrinkwrapped mandarake. I don't miss a single windows-only app, I do all my work on the computer, just as before, I even develop win32 applications ON linux, using GNU tools.
GNU doesn't suck, Linux doesn't suck, my Mandarake doesn't suck, my debian doesn't suck. Infact, I always bring my friends and visitors and make them use my PCs, and I always get compliments for having awsome looking desktops. I am not a CLR guy, I use Ximian everything.
I am a fucking navy ROTC and play football. Come and try to beat me up. You can make fun of my joystick and buttons, you can make fun of my haircut, but you can't fucking beat me up.
Why did the ex programmer at Audio Galaxy(TM) claim the first piss to the CLITS? That is a question we might never find an answer for, in our life time.
Hey, check out this kick ass development environemt. It is the best PROLOG in town and beats your shitty ++C toys.
The AC is an idiot. I clicked on the link to your website, hmm, not bad looking at all. But quite honestly, Japanesse women don't cut it for me. I stayed at Osaka doing data-minning for an import/export company, and had the pleasure to have a good night life. I have probably slept with a woman from every continent, and I had the pleasure to know them very well and become great friends with them. Except for the J-girls. No matter how intersting you are as a person, and no matter how much you have working for you, they will never consider you romantically, if you are not japanesse. I really couldn't figure out why.
I really don't know if it was a language barrier or something else.
Who moded this crap up? Click on his user ID, this guy posted only 20 comments and has a hanful of karma, still he wants to moderate.
Hellloooooo? Just because you have had your account for "well over a year" doesn't mean you can just walk in and moderate, and don't even start me on how many times you read slashdot in an hour. You probably come here whenever your remote control falls on the floor and turns on TechTV, then you watch "Fresh Gear" for a while and think you are a computing legend, so you run to your PeeCee and load slashdot. "Woah, how come I can't moderate".
Because you just fucking haven't been through the mill. You don't know what cascaded karmawhoring is, you don't know who meept or WIPO was, you don't know what "reflexive first posting" is, you don't know what the Comment Rehashing algorithm is, you fucking know nothing.
I have 4 accounts bitch, and 3 of those have been capped for the past 2 years. I was fucking there when miguel dissed GNU, I was there when taco gave that chick he met at the anime convention an account. Infact, I was the first to flame Kathleen Fent, and called her KunT. I posted to the great slashdot thread, in the "oracle security" story, and I fucking got bitchslapped for it to oblivion. I, finnaly, was there when slashdot threw a javascript on my face and redirected me to goatse.
Speaking of goatse, do you know of the goatse random number generator? do you know about the Bush Goatsex? The last name of the "giver"? Have you seen an ascii art of the penis bird standing on the "giver"? have you seen goatse on a hacked government site? I have seen it all.
I fucking lost my research grant to slashdot, and if tonight my grand mother kicks me out of her basement, I have no where to go.
But best of all, I have GOT moderator privilages. Got them soo many fucking times, I am getting a hardon just remembering what I did with them. I had the honor to give a page widdening post a +4, nuff said.
> You conjured up an image of MS and CodeWeavers being stuck on the prototypical > desert island with a single palm tree. That wouldn't be nerf rockets, it'd be cannabalism.
Slashdot Mirror
First piss.
The RIAA makes more money than this crapy DoS costed them, did I need to explain that really?
;-)
This retaliative attack amounts to nothing; it was carried out my anonymous individual(s) who didn't
earn brownie points by for legal permission
Either way, two wrongs don't make it right. Stop DoSing their website and go and promote your favorite
independent music label instead.
P.S. First Post.
I wrote THAT much code in assembler, for friken corewars, it didn't win once and it can't
fetch me a beer.
(let ((I (get '*lisp* 'programmer))) ,no-worry-about-GC)
:memory-management
:optimization
:ease-of-use t))))
`(been I
(setf (get 'I 'skill) '(good programming techniques))
(with-carelessness
(learnt (have I) 'to-code
(with-no-worry-about
Bruce Al-Perens is Palestinian.
shut up, you Finniger.
Rewrite "Blow Me" in reverse polish.
its is _NSAKEY.
ActiveState and DDJ are both excellent resources.
Doctor Dobb's Journal, you fucking quiche eaters. Sheesh, PHP my what.
CLITs is an integral part of slashdot as the karma system itself. Trolls were already invisible
to the rest, as they were already auto-posting at -1.
Besides, we only know that trolls were the only independent thinkers in slashdot, and contributed
more interesting material than the rest of the thick-fingered karmawhores.
If Malda had a shred of intelligence, he would HIRE some of those said trolls, just to capture more interest and readership.
Slashdot is not really the high-brow hacker circle it wants to be, it is a cheap gathering of the nets lowest life forms; we like that way and the editors like it that way. If malda wanted to be
the Herald of IT, he should have started using a fucking spell checker and did business professionally.
No, instead he smoked dope, and decided he wants to make it more formal in the last minute. If he is
going to ban trolls, then he should stop soliciting all forms of personal opinion, including polls,
and make it this site a readonly news summary. If he really wants to stimulate a discussion, then
it becomes really hard to determine what is a troll and what is not. Whence, it is hard to determine
who is a troll and who is not, therefore it is mistaken to ban someone for being a troll.
[Posted with my +1, and I will return the other 43 points and leave this place with dignity]
You heard that on NPR, so STFU.
Don't celebrate yet. Doctors are being replaced by huge/costly databases, your average /. nerd OTOH, /small/ shell script .. not even bash, but the minimal old sh!
will be replaced by a
You too trolls, you are being replaced by a one liner, written in a turing incomplete configuration
file language, no doubt.
You know what, I normally don't conform to the group think, but this is getting out
of hand.
I have been using linux, and ONLY linux for the past year and a half. I washed my hands of
Windows and bought a shrinkwrapped mandarake. I don't miss a single windows-only app, I
do all my work on the computer, just as before, I even develop win32 applications ON
linux, using GNU tools.
GNU doesn't suck, Linux doesn't suck, my Mandarake doesn't suck, my debian doesn't suck.
Infact, I always bring my friends and visitors and make them use my PCs, and I always get
compliments for having awsome looking desktops. I am not a CLR guy, I use Ximian everything.
Militant Terrorism. When shareware crackers get bored, they either join Bin Laden and wreck havoc.
Well said.
I am a fucking navy ROTC and play football. Come and try to beat me up.
You can make fun of my joystick and buttons, you can make fun of my haircut,
but you can't fucking beat me up.
Why did the ex programmer at Audio Galaxy(TM) claim the first piss to the CLITS?
That is a question we might never find an answer for, in our life time.
Hey, check out this kick ass development environemt. It is the best PROLOG in town and beats
your shitty ++C toys.
>acquistioned?
You mean "acquired?"
It doesn't work anymore. Jus follow that link yourself and see.
The AC is an idiot. I clicked on the link to your website, hmm, not bad looking
at all. But quite honestly, Japanesse women don't cut it for me.
I stayed at Osaka doing data-minning for an import/export company, and had the pleasure
to have a good night life. I have probably slept with a woman from every continent, and
I had the pleasure to know them very well and become great friends with them.
Except for the J-girls. No matter how intersting you are as a person, and no matter how
much you have working for you, they will never consider you romantically, if you are not
japanesse. I really couldn't figure out why.
I really don't know if it was a language barrier or something else.
Who moded this crap up? Click on his user ID, this guy posted only 20 comments
and has a hanful of karma, still he wants to moderate.
Hellloooooo? Just because you have had your account for "well over a year" doesn't mean
you can just walk in and moderate, and don't even start me on how many times you read
slashdot in an hour. You probably come here whenever your remote control falls on the
floor and turns on TechTV, then you watch "Fresh Gear" for a while and think you are
a computing legend, so you run to your PeeCee and load slashdot. "Woah, how come I can't moderate".
Because you just fucking haven't been through the mill. You don't know what cascaded karmawhoring
is, you don't know who meept or WIPO was, you don't know what "reflexive first posting" is, you
don't know what the Comment Rehashing algorithm is, you fucking know nothing.
I have 4 accounts bitch, and 3 of those have been capped for the past 2 years. I was fucking there
when miguel dissed GNU, I was there when taco gave that chick he met at the anime convention an
account. Infact, I was the first to flame Kathleen Fent, and called her KunT. I posted to the
great slashdot thread, in the "oracle security" story, and I fucking got bitchslapped for it to
oblivion. I, finnaly, was there when slashdot threw a javascript on my face and redirected me to
goatse.
Speaking of goatse, do you know of the goatse random number generator? do you know about the Bush
Goatsex? The last name of the "giver"? Have you seen an ascii art of the penis bird standing on
the "giver"? have you seen goatse on a hacked government site? I have seen it all.
I fucking lost my research grant to slashdot, and if tonight my grand mother kicks me out of her
basement, I have no where to go.
But best of all, I have GOT moderator privilages. Got them soo many fucking times, I am getting a
hardon just remembering what I did with them. I had the honor to give a page widdening post a +4, nuff said.
CLIT, because an ass is a terrible thing to dick.
First CLIT
> You conjured up an image of MS and CodeWeavers being stuck on the prototypical
> desert island with a single palm tree. That wouldn't be nerf rockets, it'd be cannabalism.
Or a dry, ruff, homosexual anal-rape.