Guy 1: "Sir this is the smartest man in the world" DeNiro: "I know EVERTHING!" -DeNiro Points to his head- DeNiro: "It all in here" Guy1: "Scientist have no idea how he fit it all in there"
-Stange Pause-- Guy2: "Sorry Sir, but you're not pointing at your belly"
I live in a town with approx 5000 people. We have two forms of broadband availbe DSL (from telus) and fixed wireless from a local ISP. These cover most of the city. About 90% of people with internet here have broadband, the others are mostly the elderly. Its amazing to see the US fall so far behind.
You're obviously a woman, because a poster boy is full of numerous kludges, bugs, inconsistencies, slowdowns, crashes and poor UI design, it makes Brittney and Cindy look like the poster girls of genetic engineering.
Does Katz read his reviews with comments off? After a while I would quit posting to slashdot and just stick to YIL (Yahoo Internet Life!).
You should give him credit, because from what I seen he isn't really geek like. If he was his review would of been:
Hack, Slash & Shoot <Think>I think I should log on to slashdot and mess up some html tags</Think> Hack, Slash & Shoot <Think>Is Bill Gates the director, cause this movie is crap</Think> Hack, Slash & Shoot <Think>Should of stayed home and installed windows me... GASP </Think> ......................
If that was a sheep refrence, I ain't the worst one I've seen.
In Black & White, one of the first quest is to help these sails with their trip. You get them wood, wheat and meat. Well for meat I gave them a sheep. They respond:
"Sheeps good for many things, and Its a long voyage." or something like that.
Man kills Man, Man fells bad, Man builds time machine, Man tells Man not to kill Man, Man doesn't kill Man, Man doesn't fell bad, Man doesn't build time machine, Man never goes back in time to fix problem of killing man so the man still kills man, man fells bad.
This would put time into and endless loop and we would never know it!
Slashdot Mirror
That's referring to the astronomer, Patrick Moore: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Patrick_Moore.
No, sshh...
Its to see who read the article.
I count a couple already that havent RTFA.
Guy 1: "Sir this is the smartest man in the world"
DeNiro: "I know EVERTHING!"
-DeNiro Points to his head-
DeNiro: "It all in here"
Guy1: "Scientist have no idea how he fit it all in there"
-Stange Pause--
Guy2: "Sorry Sir, but you're not pointing at your belly"
I live in a town with approx 5000 people. We have two forms of broadband availbe DSL (from telus) and fixed wireless from a local ISP. These cover most of the city. About 90% of people with internet here have broadband, the others are mostly the elderly. Its amazing to see the US fall so far behind.
Ya, I got six feet and I passed out, whats that?
I worked hard for that Pascal Award, only for it to be tainted with microsoft blood. They do have blood right? I mean even diablo has blood.
Boss - "We are going to destory a perfectly heathly company through a process we call a 'Merger'"
Will that be cash or charge. I don't accept paypal.
187....147.....100....87......83.....40.....10KBPS
Ouch.
"Someone give this clueless "CEO" a cookie"
Well her friends at brillant gave us enough cookies I think Its only fair!
Here have one of my own home made, genuine arsinick.....errr......choclate chip cookie!
Its drop dead dilecous!
"my daughter will be asking me what windows was and not what X is"
-Hush child we will no speak of the devil in this house
You're obviously a woman, because a poster boy is full of numerous kludges, bugs, inconsistencies, slowdowns, crashes and poor UI design, it makes Brittney and Cindy look like the poster girls of genetic engineering.
Does this make Coal Bill Gates? With his minions of 'shared-source' programmers?
Wow, based on your facts (99.999)
I am one on 100,000! I feel speacal!
Does Katz read his reviews with comments off? After a while I would quit posting to slashdot and just stick to YIL (Yahoo Internet Life!).
You should give him credit, because from what I seen he isn't really geek like. If he was his review would of been:
Hack, Slash & Shoot
<Think>I think I should log on to slashdot and mess up some html tags</Think>
Hack, Slash & Shoot
<Think>Is Bill Gates the director, cause this movie is crap</Think>
Hack, Slash & Shoot
<Think>Should of stayed home and installed windows me... GASP </Think>
......................
Well, that would of been my review....
Did you read the first post?
"Give added emphasis to the word "Micro-serfs""
Also too avoid being a troll, does mircosoft acutally try to make quality software, or do you guys have a HUGE marketting depparment?
Isn't this supposed to be modded down to (-2)?
What no fear?
I'm afriad of sneezzing because I might snap in half! (Damn motabolism, no matter how many hours I don't move, it just doesn't work!)
Damn it! What! How am I supposed?
no....
#include
Too much copied code....... I failed....
Well I am a little weak on my C skills, but there is also another problem that has the best solution:
#include
main () {
printf("Mircosoft, RIAA, MPAA are Evil we must.../n");
int i
for (i=1, i10, i++){
printf("Slashdot Them!/n")
i = i--
}
}
If that was a sheep refrence, I ain't the worst one I've seen.
In Black & White, one of the first quest is to help these sails with their trip. You get them wood, wheat and meat. Well for meat I gave them a sheep. They respond:
"Sheeps good for many things, and Its a long voyage." or something like that.
Poor, Poor Sheep.
See, the movie; It ain't out t'll May 3rd.
As for seing the pirated version thats a whole lawsuit in its self.
Well if you think of it....
Man kills Man,
Man fells bad,
Man builds time machine,
Man tells Man not to kill Man,
Man doesn't kill Man,
Man doesn't fell bad,
Man doesn't build time machine,
Man never goes back in time to fix problem of killing man so the man still kills man, man fells bad.
This would put time into and endless loop and we would never know it!
Maybe I can go back in time a change my posts to ones that have been moded up.
.... of the potatoe powered web server?