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Carefully Timed Jerks Could Power Space Elevator

Hugh Pickens writes "BBC has an interesting article on the long-standing issue of how to power the 'climber' that would ascend a space elevator into space. Previous ideas have included delivering microwave or laser power to the climber beamed from the Earth's surface, but now European Space Agency ground station engineer Age-Raymond Riise has demonstrated a device that could provide a "lift into space" for cheaper space missions along a 100,000-km long tether anchored to the Earth. Riise demonstrated sending power mechanically by providing carefully timed jerks of the cable at its base with a broomstick to represent the cable held in tension, an electric sander to provide a rhythmic vibration to the bottom of the stick, and three brushes representing the climber with their bristles pointing downwards allowing the climber assembly to slide upward along the broomstick as it moved slightly downward, but grip it as it moved slightly upward. 'It would be possible to make a suspension system that completely decouples the cabin where the passengers are,' says Riise. 'For them it would be a linear movement with very little disturbance.' Riise says that he has been approached by commercial elevator companies, who are researching new ideas for elevators in superscrapers where the simplicity of the approach makes it attractive when compared to other ideas for powering lifts, such as compressed air."

270 comments

  1. "jerks" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Something tells me the average slashdotter might be able to offer assistance in this "scientific research"

    1. Re:"jerks" by biryokumaru · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Actually, this is something the average person can see at home. The idea he's describing is a ratcheting mechanism, and is an excellent idea easily seen to be of use in any amateur environment.

      My only concern is what happens when those bristles get a little worn out after all that high intensity cyclic stress and an elevator load of passengers plummet to their doom from 100 km up. Gonna need a really good preventative maintenance regimen, not something commercial operations are typically known for in the industrial sector.

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    2. Re:"jerks" by uniquename72 · · Score: 5, Funny

      Great - you've ruined a perfectly good joke with a bunch of "information".

      What's next, Mr. Brainiac? Are you gonna tell us you read the article, too?

    3. Re:"jerks" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ...is an excellent idea easily seen to be of use in any amateur environment.

      I'm a big fan of "amateur environments," too -- but sometimes you just need that extra professional quality to really rocket you into space.

    4. Re:"jerks" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not unless they make the shaft out of regenerative organic matter that heals itself. It would be like an umbilical chord for the planet. I'd flesh out this idea a bit more but I don't want John Scalzi to jack this premise and write another stupid novel about Septuagenarians in space. That guy sucks really hard.

    5. Re:"jerks" by Tubal-Cain · · Score: 1

      My only concern is what happens when those bristles get a little worn out after all that high intensity cyclic stress and an elevator load of passengers plummet to their doom from 100 km up.

      It shouldn't be too hard to add a braking system.

    6. Re:"jerks" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      My only concern is what happens when those bristles get a little worn out after all that high intensity cyclic stress and an elevator load of passengers plummet to their doom from 100 km up.

      It shouldn't be too hard to add a braking system.

      That planet at the bottom of the cable should do nicely in that respect...

    7. Re:"jerks" by Arthur+Grumbine · · Score: 1

      It shouldn't be too hard to add a braking system.

      And if it is too hard, a couple more quick jerks and it should soften pretty quickly.

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    8. Re:"jerks" by Neanderthal+Ninny · · Score: 1

      Need assistance?
      Try those pharmaceutical spam ads!

    9. Re:"jerks" by mgiuca · · Score: 2, Funny

      I certainly didn't read the article. I just came here to read all the "jerk" puns.

    10. Re:"jerks" by Profane+MuthaFucka · · Score: 1

      I once tried to jerk with a rachet. All I got was a strand of linguini.

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    11. Re:"jerks" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Instead of Folding@Home I could be Sweepting@Home

    12. Re:"jerks" by geanark · · Score: 1

      parachute(s)

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    13. Re:"jerks" by mistahkurtz · · Score: 1

      Something tells me the average slashdotter might be able to offer assistance in this "scientific research"

      yes, the only question now, is, which of you ass-holes is volunteering?

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    14. Re:"jerks" by aqk · · Score: 0

      Yes, but he will have to use his frist.
      And think hard about a p0st.

      .

    15. Re:"jerks" by sortius_nod · · Score: 2, Funny

      You and me both...

    16. Re:"jerks" by AigariusDebian · · Score: 1

      I, however, am more worried about the wear on the cable than on the bristles. Do that experiment with a broomstick and then look at the surface of the broom handle.

    17. Re:"jerks" by Jesus_666 · · Score: 1

      Perhaps American cattle can power the space elevator. After all, US Americans sure like their beef jerky.

      Thank you, thank you. I'll be here all week. Tip your waitress.

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    18. Re:"jerks" by Amouth · · Score: 1

      what i think (along this line) would work well is a single teather with 2 cables encased inside.. match the timing of the climber with the base .. osolate the two cables and use the teather case as a stable hodler and something to break on.. have the climber grab the approperiate cable based on direction of movement then have it switch back and forth as the two cables oslate.

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    19. Re:"jerks" by mapsjanhere · · Score: 1

      I wouldn't so much worry about the cyclic loading of your bristles (after all, you can replace those every trip if needed). I'd more skeptical on the stability of your tether line, the idea of vibrating a 100,000 km tether of an extremely stiff material sounds like the next fatigue induced disaster (see Comet, DeHavilland). And don't forget the forces involved here; you're trying to play Jojo with an aircraft carrier weight.

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    20. Re:"jerks" by Raynor · · Score: 1

      This actually is not a problem:

      The Space Elevator does not operate fast enough to carry human passengers. It slowly progresses through the Van Allen radiation belts and as such would be used primarily for cargo. The benefit it offers is you no longer have to launch any equipment with rockets, only people. It is my understanding that the shielding required would be prohibitively heavy.

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    21. Re:"jerks" by robertjw · · Score: 1

      Or better yet, when the safety mechanism kicks in and they get stuck at the 100 km level and starve to death/aphyxiate?

    22. Re:"jerks" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Elevator canopy eject and parachute will fix that :P

      Feel free to correct me on my physics.

    23. Re:"jerks" by ultranova · · Score: 1

      My only concern is what happens when those bristles get a little worn out after all that high intensity cyclic stress and an elevator load of passengers plummet to their doom from 100 km up. Gonna need a really good preventative maintenance regimen, not something commercial operations are typically known for in the industrial sector.

      Gonna need an emergency brake, just like any other elevator. Besides, you want the cabs to be able to go up and down anyway, so you'd simply build them so that they slide down gradually when the brake is released and power is disengaged.

      There are some safety advantages in the good old "grab a rope and and climb" approach over the current "sit on a pile of high explosives and set them on fire" one ;).

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    24. Re:"jerks" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Great - you've ruined a perfectly good joke with a bunch of "information". "

      Isn't that what a jerk is expected to do?

  2. The power released during descent... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    ...can be used to power the space kleenex dispenser.

  3. But who are ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    these jerks of whom you speak?

  4. Oh no! by HaveNoMouth · · Score: 5, Funny

    providing carefully timed jerks of the cable at its base

    Too...many...jokes... [head explodes]

    1. Re:Oh no! by IthnkImParanoid · · Score: 5, Funny

      No, there's really only two: one involving rude people and one involving masturbation. Of course, the second one makes the [head explodes] tag all the more understandable.

      There's one additional joke to be made about the relevance of your username to this topic left as an exercise to the reader.

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    2. Re:Oh no! by mkiwi · · Score: 4, Funny

      After all these years, I can't believe there's no +5 "Masturbation Reference" mod. C'mon Rob!

    3. Re:Oh no! by GodlikeDoglike · · Score: 5, Funny

      People like you are why we can't have nice things.

    4. Re:Oh no! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Larry Wall, is that you?

    5. Re:Oh no! by Al+Al+Cool+J · · Score: 4, Funny
      What about:

      an electric sander to provide a rhythmic vibration to the bottom of the stick

      Do not try this at home!

    6. Re:Oh no! by ch0knuti · · Score: 1

      So we still haven't stopped laughing about the idea of a space elevator?

    7. Re:Oh no! by Pollardito · · Score: 2, Funny

      no time to add this code, he's too busy...take a guess

    8. Re:Oh no! by MadnessASAP · · Score: 3, Funny

      I think there's a Darwin award about that.

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    9. Re:Oh no! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      well ... imagine the possibilities then with an infinite supply of porn. We'll be at the galactic core in no-time.

    10. Re:Oh no! by minvaren · · Score: 1

      (BZZZT)

      "Excuse me, sir? There's a Harlan Ellison holding for you on line 2. Something about a lawsuit..."

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    11. Re:Oh no! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

      555 funny combooooooo!

    12. Re:Oh no! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What about:

      an electric sander to provide a rhythmic vibration to the bottom of the stick

      Do not try this at home!

      sed 's/sander/razor/'

      I need to go take care of a couple of things.

    13. Re:Oh no! by malkir · · Score: 0

      This thread goes to 11!

    14. Re:Oh no! by pyrrhonist · · Score: 1

      I think there's a Darwin award about that.

      That one was an Honorable Mention.

      There was nothing honorable about mentioning it here, though.

      /ouch
      //FAP FAP FAP FAP

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    15. Re:Oh no! by MrKaos · · Score: 1

      providing carefully timed jerks

      They've discovered the secret of comedy.

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    16. Re:Oh no! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      well ... imagine the possibilities then with an infinite supply of porn. We'll be at the galactic core in no-time.

      Well, I've heard of hard core porn. But...

    17. Re:Oh no! by PearsSoap · · Score: 1

      What about those involving the rate of change of acceleration http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jerk_(physics) ?

  5. Jerks? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    How do you time a jerk? What exact activity of said jerk would you measure? I mean, I don't like mean people, but how will they power the space elevator? This is more ridiculous than the buttered bread on cat's back train to Chicago.

    1. Re:Jerks? by OrangeTide · · Score: 1

      Try it as a verb. Pretty sure that all slashdotters carefully time their jerks late at night.

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    2. Re:Jerks? by SlowMovingTarget · · Score: 1

      How do you time a jerk?

      The jerk is measured in metres per second cubed. The American measure would be Steve Martin's per foot mouthed.

    3. Re:Jerks? by AdamThor · · Score: 1

      No kidding! The first thing I thought when I saw this was that the thing about jerks is that they never do what you want!

      Space Elevator Guy: Ok.... annnndddd.... NOW!
      Jerk: ...
      SEG: missed it last time, againnnn.... NOW!
      Jerk: ...
      SEG: Keep trying and.....
      J: JERK!
      SET: NO! not now... NOW!
      J: ...
      SEG: C'MON!
      J: jerkjerkjerkjerk
      SEG: AAAAIG it's going down! YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG!

      etc. etc.

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  6. Good by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I've had it with jerks sitting around doing nothing, it's about time they do something useful.

  7. Re:What a dumb idea... by QuantumG · · Score: 2, Insightful

    EVER is a long time.

    The Space Elevator is something an advanced civilization with a few hours to kill might whip up.

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  8. Re:frist by Anthony_Cargile · · Score: 5, Funny

    Yeah? Well the jerk store called and they're running out of you!

  9. Hmmmmm. by Oloryn · · Score: 5, Funny

    Y'know, this just might work, seeing that there is such a plentiful supply of jerks on the planet.

    1. Re:Hmmmmm. by ScrewMaster · · Score: 1

      Y'know, this just might work, seeing that there is such a plentiful supply of jerks on the planet.

      Yes, but as the summary states, it's all in the timing. We'll have to leave this up to the professionals: where are The Three Stooges when you need them?

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    2. Re:Hmmmmm. by R3d+M3rcury · · Score: 4, Funny

      Unfortunately, it's been my experience that most jerks have a horrible sense of timing, so they may not be all that useful

    3. Re:Hmmmmm. by rhizome · · Score: 4, Funny

      Y'know, this just might work, seeing that there is such a plentiful supply of jerks on the planet.

      Since the Bush Administration is about to be unemployed, this timing is fortuitous indeed.

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    4. Re:Hmmmmm. by vonart · · Score: 1

      It's only the amateur and accidental jerks that have a horrible sense of timing. True professionals have an excellent sense of timing in order to acheive the maximum ammount of insensitvity, calousness and jerkitude.

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    5. Re:Hmmmmm. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Fortuitous indeed you say. Why they still will need the other half of there salary. The ones who will shake the stick and accomplish nothing but there all in the white house now.

    6. Re:Hmmmmm. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      About the planet and all, Dr. Mills with his crew did some computer simulations revealing that if they could harness the energy of the male members of Martin Sheen's family they could put the state of Illinois to Pluto. See http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0095687/maindetails. As the necessary technology develops carefully timed jerks will be able to power half the people right out of the galaxy. (see the reference)

  10. New Countdown by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

    Will there be a new countdown system?

    5..4..3..2..1..JERK OFF!

    1. Re:New Countdown by ExploHD · · Score: 2, Funny

      Suppose that the elevator's cables are in a ring formation, does that mean we'll have a circle jerk?

  11. Sign Me up I will go! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    #!/usr/bin/perl require "Echo.pm";
    Jeez I knew it could make ya blind.. but space?

    Now I can tell mom all that practice in the bathtub was good for something!

  12. Re:frist by l3ert · · Score: 5, Funny

    What's the difference? You're their all-time best seller.

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  13. Slashdot: Setup lines for bad jokes... by istartedi · · Score: 5, Funny

    Slashdot: Setup lines for bad jokes. Stuff that splatters.

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  14. Re:Just give up already... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    With criticism like this, I would say this idea is destined to succeed.

  15. Cool by QuietYou · · Score: 1

    I'll file "Jerk powered space-elevators" right next to "Anger powered jetpacks".

    http://www.legorobotcomics.com/?id=68

  16. I call bullshit by deft · · Score: 4, Insightful

    "Why is everyone so obsessed with this terrible idea? Even if we got it to work, there's no way we'd be able to afford the maintenance and energy costs. It just isn't viable."

    This guy just copied and pasted his post. I found this same post about plane flight, the space shuttle, the hubble, the mars rover, and the lightbulb.

    ok, i lied, but you get the point :)

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    1. Re:I call bullshit by moniker127 · · Score: 1

      Damn it edison! You with your sorcery! Damn it wright brothers, you're going to get yourself killed! Damn it NASA, you will be over budget off schedule! (works for three).

    2. Re:I call bullshit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      .....but they were right about the space shuttle. It wasn't viable (or safe) as built.

    3. Re:I call bullshit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      They laughed at Edison. They laughed at the Wright Brothers. But they also laughed at Bozo the Clown.

    4. Re:I call bullshit by Lemmy+Caution · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I never found Bozo the Clown particularly funny. Of course, the fact that Carl Sagan, who originated that quote, laughed is fairly easy to explain.

    5. Re:I call bullshit by abuelos84 · · Score: 1

      +5 Stoned Carl Sagan Reference mod.

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  17. Re:Just give up already... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Something that uses orders of magnitude less power than rockets is not viable? We'd build space elevators today if we knew how to work carbon nanotubes. It's just that much more efficient. As for the maintanence, it's manageable if we build multiple space elevators so we could have redundancy, a platform to work on the elevators from, etc.

  18. I don't think this will work by Cthefuture · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Consider how much energy it would take to move this massively long cable. There is no way in hell that is going to be efficient. You're going to be wasting a massive amount of energy as you move the entire cable the whole time the thing is climbing.

    To the naive this approach seems workable because it looks simple. The fact is that it takes a certain amount of energy to do things and this is probably a very poor method that will become quite obvious at the scale we are talking about. In this house we obey the laws of thermodynamics and all that...

    Then you have to consider the wear and tear on the mechanical parts, especially that really expensive long cable into space. This just seems like a bad idea all around.

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    1. Re:I don't think this will work by SethJohnson · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Your point about the energy is spot-on. Additionally, this concept totally ignores the orbiting anchor for the space elevator. For every 'yank' performed on the cable, you pull the anchor lower in orbit. The anchor then has to reposition itself USING ENERGY. Probably rocket fuel, I'd imagine. Either that, or the anchor releases the cable to allow it to go downwards, then has to pull it up again. That's the "lift" for the elevator- the pulling up of the cable.

      Seth

    2. Re:I don't think this will work by seanadams.com · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Consider how much energy it would take to move this massively long cable. There is no way in hell that is going to be efficient. You're going to be wasting a massive amount of energy as you move the entire cable the whole time the thing is climbing.

      That was my initial reaction too, but then I thought about it for a minute and it occurred to me that this is probably analogous to an electrical/RF transmission line. The cable has some (very low) impedance in the sense that it is quite rigid, but it's not zero. You're not "moving the whole cable" by jerking on it, what you're really doing is transmitting a wavefront along a medium. Provided the whole system is impedance matched, nearly all the power could be delivered to the vehicle.

      I'm not sure how well this holds up when you consider internal friction of the cable and other inefficiencies, but I wouldn't dismiss it off hand. The simplicity of it in that it works purely on kinetic energy makes it pretty intriguing. It may even have applications besides a space elevator.

    3. Re:I don't think this will work by seanadams.com · · Score: 3, Informative

      For every 'yank' performed on the cable, you pull the anchor lower in orbit.

      This is wrong - the transmitting end (ground station) can and would "push" just as readily as it would "pull". Then the vehicle would absorb this wavefront as it converts it to potential energy, such that there is very little energy propagating past it up the cable. You have to consider that this cable is very very long, and at such a scale it becomes more like a slinky, or a piece of string with a cup on each end.

    4. Re:I don't think this will work by SixAndFiftyThree · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Some things you should consider:

      1. you'll need either high amplitude or high frequency to get up to a useful speed

      2. the design of a space elevator is already constrained by tension in the cable, and this scheme will lead to more tension, plus risk of fatigue fracture

      3. how to power more than one vehicle at a time

      4. what to do about the person who confuses vibration with jerking

    5. Re:I don't think this will work by Tubal-Cain · · Score: 2, Insightful

      If you put the anchor far enough out there that centripetal force pulls it away harder than the base station's vibrations pull it, it should work.

    6. Re:I don't think this will work by Q-Hack! · · Score: 2, Informative

      Your assuming that the cable is rigid... most designs for this that I have seen are usually a ribbon/cable that can flex in either one or two dimensions. This would mean that you could not push it, only pull.

      Also, we are having enough trouble creating a cable that can withstand the incredible force required for a simple tether... now they want to add vibration on purpose? This has disaster written all over it.

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    7. Re:I don't think this will work by Plekto · · Score: 1

      Consider how much energy it would take to move this massively long cable. There is no way in hell that is going to be efficient. You're going to be wasting a massive amount of energy as you move the entire cable the whole time the thing is climbing.
      ****

      If the entire system is powered from the ground, we have essentially unlimited power available. Just build a couple of reactors nearby to power it exclusively. The major problem with getting materials up to space isn't a lack of power, it's a lack of space to hold the fuel. And, of course, the safety factor. Nearly one in every 30 launches still is a failure (3% even with the best technology). This appears to do away with all of that. At least for the trip up.

      http://www.g2mil.com/safety.htm
      It's horribly dangerous to try to get up to and back from space. Speed isn't the real issue here.

      http://www.nasa.gov/centers/kennedy/about/information/shuttle_faq.html
      It costs 450 million to do a single Shuttle launch. That buys a LOT of electricity or other fuel down on the ground to power a space elevator. Honestly, I can't imagine how much fuel that would buy. Dozens? Hundreds of climbs? It's worth exploring this technology in any case, as the potential long term savings is huge.

    8. Re:I don't think this will work by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The cable has some (very low) impedance in the sense that it is quite rigid, but it's not zero. You're not "moving the whole cable" by jerking on it, what you're really doing is transmitting a wavefront along a medium.

      I would guess the energy in the cable would dissipate quite readily before making it even part way up the cable (try throwing a jolt down a long garden hose and see how far it goes), unless they build this cable out of buckyballs or something, which was an idea I read in Popular Science I believe a few years ago. I think it would need tensile strength off the charts.

      Also the notion of needing to constantly re-taunt/raise the cable makes this concept moot. This idea is doomed to fail, next.

    9. Re:I don't think this will work by seanadams.com · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Your assuming that the cable is rigid... most designs for this that I have seen are usually a ribbon/cable that can flex in either one or two dimensions. This would mean that you could not push it, only pull.

      Actually I'm assuming precisely the opposite - nothing could be considered rigid at this scale. I'm further assuming that the wavelength of the vibrations is vastly shorter than the length of the cable. The cable has very high tensile strength and is under constant tension by centripetal force - this gives it a low enough mechanical impedance to be able to transmit meaningful force.

      Also, we are having enough trouble creating a cable that can withstand the incredible force required for a simple tether... now they want to add vibration on purpose? This has disaster written all over it.

      This does not necessarily introduce transverse oscillation, which would indeed be a problem. The net added tension on the cable would be zero, we're only talking an incredibly tiny variance in comparison.

      I think you need to give this some more consideration before dismissing it. We don't know much from TFA how much research has gone into this, but I'd venture a guess that the inventor spent more time thinking about this than the few minutes you've had to noodle the idea since it made slashdot.

    10. Re:I don't think this will work by ScrewMaster · · Score: 1, Funny

      are usually a ribbon/cable

      Would that be ATA100 or ATA133?

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    11. Re:I don't think this will work by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      No, there is no necessarily a need of providing energy for the anchor in space regaining its 'orbit'.

      Say the height for the center of gravity of "cable + anchor" was that of the geostationary orbit, call it H. At that point, the cable needs null force applied on its attachment to the Earth surface, it's in balance. Say now you place that center of gravity at H+10%. Now the cable needs tension on its attachment to Earth's surface, the anchor is willing to go, cause by effect of having it attached to a point in the surface you make it turn geostationary, i.e., faster than the speed of the orbit that belongs to its height. Now, you 'jerk' on the cable, reducing heigth to H + 5% . You are still on the 'want to go away' side, meaning if you release the cable, if will go again as high as you let it go.

      Is like a cord hanging all the way down from a hot air balloon. You make a bunch of people pull down the cord, the balloon goes down, but once all of them release, the balloon goes up again. Imagine you do that over and over. A clever mechanism ('lift') that dettaches itself from the cord (while not losing much height) during the pulldown cycle, and attaches firmly to the cord during the release cycle, will effectively climb up to the balloon.

      For sure all this reasoning is not accounting for the atmosphere, anyway..

    12. Re:I don't think this will work by khallow · · Score: 1

      I would guess the energy in the cable would dissipate quite readily before making it even part way up the cable (try throwing a jolt down a long garden hose and see how far it goes), unless they build this cable out of buckyballs or something, which was an idea I read in Popular Science I believe a few years ago. I think it would need tensile strength off the charts.

      The tether needs that tensile strength anyway. For me, I just don't how to transmit that much energy via vibration. Maybe it can be done, but sounds pretty iffy to me.

    13. Re:I don't think this will work by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The problem isn't that it takes too much energy to lift a vessel up the elevator cable, the problem (at least one of them) is that it's hard to generate that energy from the vessel that's being lifted. This solves that problem by moving the source of the energy off of the vessel, onto the ground; similar to the beamed microwave solution. Also, the orbital anchor at the top of the cable is held up by centripetal force, not rocket fuel.

    14. Re:I don't think this will work by meist3r · · Score: 1

      Actually, as far as I know about the research for a cable solution that is one of the hard-to-solve problems. The force that pulls on the cable because the anchor wants to fly off is so strong that even if you could work out this mechanical energy transfer you'd still lack the ability to manufacture a cable that is strong enough. Isn't that why they started trying weave nano tubes into wires?

    15. Re:I don't think this will work by tokabola · · Score: 1

      Actually, the counterweight (which, unlike the article states, is farther out than Geostationary,) would pull any slack out of the cable with centrifugal force. Read up on space elevators - they require no added energy to stay in place. The only energy needed is to move the payloads.

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    16. Re:I don't think this will work by smoker2 · · Score: 1

      You don't have to yank the cable first. You have the ground based tether jump slightly to initiate a wave which travels up the cable. The elevator rides the waves. It's the same principle as the whip really, in that you throw the whip out first then back to make the crack.

    17. Re:I don't think this will work by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Bad news, you're thinking of the pseudoforce: the centrifugal force. The centripedal force is gravity. The anchor is moving in a straight line in an inertial frame as far as it is concerned ( noting general relativity ).

      If you yank it without correction, it will just descend to a lower orbit until it falls into the atmosphere.

    18. Re:I don't think this will work by ikkonoishi · · Score: 1

      Just add a new feature to the unobtainium that is used to make the space elevator cable. Its not like a space elevator is actually practical in the first place.

    19. Re:I don't think this will work by Loke+the+Dog · · Score: 1

      No, what he's describing is the centripetal force, and that is not gravity. Sure, it's moving in a straight line, but that line forces the cable up from the earth. That is the force that acts as correction.

    20. Re:I don't think this will work by locofungus · · Score: 1

      Your point about the energy is spot-on. Additionally, this concept totally ignores the orbiting anchor for the space elevator. For every 'yank' performed on the cable, you pull the anchor lower in orbit. The anchor then has to reposition itself USING ENERGY. Probably rocket fuel, I'd imagine. Either that, or the anchor releases the cable to allow it to go downwards, then has to pull it up again. That's the "lift" for the elevator- the pulling up of the cable.

      I've not thought carefully about this but I'd think the whole point was that the orbiting mass was pulled lower. It's going to keep its same tangential velocity so it will then pull the cable up, then you yank the mass a bit lower, then it pulls the cable higher etc. In fact, in the extreme you could put the mass into an elliptical orbit although that would only give you one "jerk" per 24 hours and then you would just need to supply enough energy to the end of the cable to remove the losses from the climber. For a sufficiently large mass at the end you'll probably suffice with taking some rocket fuel up with a climber every now and again and boosting the mass to a higher orbit.

      (I can vaguely see how this would work with a rigid cable. What happens with a real cable I'm not sure. I'd worry about stationary points forming - much like if you try and use a long washing line as a skipping rope it's quite hard to get the whole thing as a single half wave with nodes only at the ends.)

      Tim.

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    21. Re:I don't think this will work by MrKaos · · Score: 1

      Additionally, this concept totally ignores the orbiting anchor for the space elevator.

      What about the anchor in the ocean, maybe there is a way to convert the wave energy from the ocean into the desired wavelength to oscillate the cable.

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    22. Re:I don't think this will work by ultranova · · Score: 1

      Consider how much energy it would take to move this massively long cable.

      If you time the jerks so that you'll set up a harmonious vibration within the cable, almost nothing. Then it's basically sound waves travelling up and down the cable and reflecting on each end.

      Then you have to consider the wear and tear on the mechanical parts, especially that really expensive long cable into space. This just seems like a bad idea all around.

      While there will of course be stress on the cable, I'd imagine that it is not significantly worse than with any other method of powering the cab. After all, the cab is pulling the cable to climb it up anyway, then descending, so there's periodic stress and release cycle anyway.

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  19. Vibration by phrostie · · Score: 4, Funny

    although i like the beauty of it's simplicity, wasn't vibration in the tether already a problem?

    it's like a 300 mile long guitar string with a slide going up and down.

    one of these days we'll have a /. story about the music of the space elevator.

    1. Re:Vibration by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      more like a 60,000 mile long guitar string. Now you're thinking big.

    2. Re:Vibration by Tubal-Cain · · Score: 1

      Sounds to me like this is turning a problem into a solution.

    3. Re:Vibration by ScrewMaster · · Score: 1

      it's like a 300 mile long guitar string

      Twang! the Drink of Astronauts!

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    4. Re:Vibration by Nefarious+Wheel · · Score: 1

      it's like a 300 mile long guitar string with a slide going up and down.

      More like a 300 mile long air guitar string, the way it's going.

      But don't worry about acquiring sufficient power, you can consider the elevator is a long resonant conductor cutting magnetic field lines. Or the world's largest bloody Van De Graff Generator, one or t'other.

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    5. Re:Vibration by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      heh as Beavis would say "dooioooioooiooioinngg" at 1:18.

    6. Re:Vibration by cool_arrow · · Score: 1

      That's mighty funny. The music in the ads for Twang could be Beach Boy's "good vibrations":D

    7. Re:Vibration by ScrewMaster · · Score: 1

      That's mighty funny. The music in the ads for Twang could be Beach Boy's "good vibrations":D

      That would be funny! Do it, and put it up on Youtube.

      I don't think anyone else got the joke though.

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  20. Re:frist by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Yeah? Well, I had sex with your wife!

  21. Re:frist by Anthony_Cargile · · Score: 3, Informative

    This is not flamebait - its a classic seinfeld episode: Synopsis full episode.

  22. Carefully Timed Jerks Could Power Space Elevator by Shuh · · Score: 1




    C'mon now. I know hourly workers in the high tech industry can be a pain sometimes, but that's no reason to slander them!

  23. This is slashdot by ciaohound · · Score: 5, Funny

    The jerk store called. They want the third derivative of the position function back.

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    1. Re:This is slashdot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      genius

    2. Re:This is slashdot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      *sniff*

      I hear angels singing. Math Angels.

  24. Re:frist by geekmansworld · · Score: 5, Funny

    His wife's in a coma...

  25. 100,000-km by DanWS6 · · Score: 4, Funny

    That would take a while to get up. Then again, with enough jerking I'm sure anything is possibly.

  26. Re:Slashdot: Setup lines for bad jokes... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Jerk.

  27. It is moot by DaveV1.0 · · Score: 0, Troll

    Considering that it appears that the space elevator will not work from a suspension point of view, isn't it kind of moot to think about how to power the thing?

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    1. Re:It is moot by evanbd · · Score: 1

      Um what? Why is this moderated insightful? Arguing that it doesn't work because you have to hold it up shows as poor an understanding of physics as claiming it's turtles all the way down.

      Of course, the cable needs to be made out of a material that we don't yet know how to make -- but that our understanding of materials science suggests is entirely possible.

      (OTOH, I don't think the elevator will be a useful idea for a long, long time, but that's for different reasons.)

    2. Re:It is moot by ppanon · · Score: 2, Informative

      Actually, the elevator works fine from a suspension point of view. You just need a balancing mass past geosync altitude (which could be just more cable with a balancing mass and moving vibration dampers). There are questions about how to deal with tangential Coriolis forces from cars going up the elevator. Maybe you might be able to partially balance it with giving the elevator cars a really big charge and a really good capacitance skin so that electrical force from travelling through the Earth's magnetic field balance out the Coriolis force on average?

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    3. Re:It is moot by DaveV1.0 · · Score: 1

      I didn't say it lightly Maybe you should read a few more articles. The problem is not with the material. It is with the system as a whole.

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    4. Re:It is moot by DaveV1.0 · · Score: 1

      I wish I could find the article that showed how the system was not stable and would require thrusters to keep the "cable" taunt yet unbroken.

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    5. Re:It is moot by evanbd · · Score: 1

      I've read it. Requiring active control for stability when a car is in transit is hardly something that makes it impossible. Nor is it even remotely related to "suspension." There are plenty of systems that fail catastrophically without active stabilization.

      The fact that there are several problems to solve does not mean the whole thing should be thrown out. If you seriously think the right answer to a hard but interesting problem is to give up as soon as you realize it's hard, I think you're on the wrong web site.

  28. Re:frist by philspear · · Score: 4, Funny

    So if I'm reading the title correctly, Lawyers with rolexes could get us into space?

    Are those crickets?

  29. In Soviet Slashdot by fishthegeek · · Score: 0

    jerks power you!

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  30. Re:Slashdot: Setup lines for bad jokes... by rfreedman · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    At the risk of _being_ a jerk.....

    The commonly used phrase is "for all intents and purposes", and please, google "begs the question".

  31. Interesting summary but... by ComputerPhreak · · Score: 1

    Interesting summary but for some strange reason after I finished reading it I felt like I had just finished watching an Enzyte commercial...

  32. The Headline by D+Ninja · · Score: 1

    Carefully timed jerks could power space elevator? Hmmm...I'm not too sure about that. I've been to frat parties and those guys can't even play beer pong all that well.

  33. Jerking the wrong end... by werdnapk · · Score: 5, Funny

    Jerking at the base is ok, but jerking at the top works much better.

  34. In old country... by DreadfulGrape · · Score: 0, Redundant

    ...space elevator jerks you!

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  35. Re:frist by Xistenz99 · · Score: 0

    You beat me to it, to perfect for a Seinfeld qoute.

  36. Re:frist by Anthony_Cargile · · Score: 4, Funny

    (mumbles to self) Well the life support machine called... Wait! Thats it! You just screwed yourself Riley!

  37. Manditory Masterbation Jokes by itsybitsy · · Score: 1

    Hey, what kind of comment do you think this is???

    Oh yeah, a towering jerk is an unraveled circle jerk?

    Testosterone supplements anyone?

    They have a new term for, 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1, 0, Jerk Off!

    Ok these are really bad jokes but don't cry over spilled milk.

  38. ObFarSide by HiVizDiver · · Score: 3, Funny
  39. We need to get Steve Jobs on this right away. by The+Breeze · · Score: 4, Funny

    After all, he is a jerk with an impeccable sense of timing.

  40. Mod me offtopic, but... by SanityInAnarchy · · Score: 1

    Ok, that's a cool little video clip... Notice how the ad in front of it was longer than the clip itself, though?

    OMGWTFBBC?

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  41. Just finished grading Intro Physics exams... by goodmanj · · Score: 0

    ...and I find this bit of idiocy.

    To make the elevator car climb along the cable, we must accelerate the cable downward with an acceleration exceeding g=9.8 m/s2, so that it descends faster than the car falls.

    So the article's answer to the problem of providing a force of mass-of-car * gravity to the elevator car is to provide a force of mass-of-cable * gravity to the cable.

    Congratulations, you just made the problem a million times harder.

    1. Re:Just finished grading Intro Physics exams... by Pollardito · · Score: 1

      Where that force is being applied is a big deal, because mass-of-power-source-and-its-fuel is part of the package if the power source has to be taken along for the ride. That's probably why commercial elevator companies are interested in this, they'd rather have as much of the elevator powering mechanicism as they can in the basement rather than on the roof.

    2. Re:Just finished grading Intro Physics exams... by goodmanj · · Score: 1

      Where that force is being applied is a big deal, because mass-of-power-source-and-its-fuel

      Electric motors have impressive power-to-weight ratios, and don't need to carry their fuel along for the ride. Problem solved.

      That's probably why commercial elevator companies are interested in this,

      For a commercial elevator, sure. But a commercial elevator doesn't have a cable that weighs a gazillion times as much as the elevator car.

      It's a totally different problem.

  42. Well... by polyomninym · · Score: 1

    at least this seems to work in politics. *snicker*

  43. The converse is an ultrasonic motor by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  44. strength of cable is the problem.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    the elevator lift mechanism is a secondary problem when compared to the seemingly insurmountable material science problem. Namely, there is no material in the world with a high enough strength to weight ratio to sustain a space elevator!!!

  45. Great Idea! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Finally we have a way of recycling old Politicians

  46. Carefully time jerks by DrugCheese · · Score: 1

    power Slashdot

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  47. Time... by boowax · · Score: 1

    ...to get a better watch

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  48. Re:What a dumb idea... by TerranFury · · Score: 3, Funny

    an advanced civilization with a few hours to kill

    There isn't any evidence that such things exist, of course... :-) "Advanced civilizations," that is.

  49. Don't count on them by jvollmer · · Score: 1
    >Carefully timed jerks could power space elevator

    In my experience, jerks don't even listen to instructions - I wouldn't count on them to carefully time anything.

    If it's not Consolidated Lint, it's just fuzz!

  50. dirty minds prevail by Ogive17 · · Score: 1

    For a moment I wasn't sure if I was reading /. or penthouse...

    ...providing carefully timed jerks of the cable at its base...
    ...with their bristles pointing downwards allowing the climber assembly to slide upward along the broomstick as it moved slightly downward, but grip it as it moved slightly upward...

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  51. Looooong cable by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    a 100,000-km long tether anchored to the Earth.

    The space elevator cable is a quarter of the distance from the earth to the moon? 8 times the diameter of the earth?

  52. Sign Me up Ma! All that practice was for somethin' by I_Can't_Fly · · Score: 5, Funny
    2:00 A.M Somewhere on a lonely street near the outskirts of Des Moines.

    Mom: "Hello"
    Me: "Mom, uh mom, I know it is late but.."
    Mom: "Oh hi honey..."
    Me: "Hey Mom, do you remember those sincere times when you tearfully told me to quit playing with myself and stop using so much water back in the day and how no good would come of it?"
    Mom: "Honey.. It was in your best interest..."

    Pause for dramatic effect, a little static on the line, the sound of dad snoring and breathing heavy..

    Me: "Mom, NASA just called. They need an expert. I am going to space Momma!..."
    Mom: "Oh Darling! I never knew you would succeed like this.. Your father will be so proud! What...what time is it? 2 o'clock?">BR> *rustling covers* *wierd pause* Space? I thought you were happy bagging groceries...
    Me: "Well they needed an expert. That's what us experts do. I just got a call on the emergency line. I am gonna have step up training, and need to get started. Tell Dad I love him Mah. Tell dad I love him. If I don't make it.. you can have the cats..."
    Mom:" What will you be doing again?"

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  53. In case of power failure by Bromskloss · · Score: 1

    it might be necessary to power manually: "You, jerk!" "What?! I didn't cut the power!"

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  54. Re:Slashdot: Setup lines for bad jokes... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Was this supposed to be a reply to a different comment?

  55. But will it scale? by merreborn · · Score: 2, Insightful

    It's one thing to vibrate a broomstick in that manner, and quite another to do so with a 36,000 km space elevator. No matter what material you're using, you're looking at a very large mass; wikipedia estimates "a minimal, very low payload space elevator 'seed ribbon' could have a mass of at least 18,000 kg." -- or just shy of 20 tons. For hauling passengers and goods, you'll need much more. Now, we're talking about accelerating and decelerating this mass of at least 20 tons multiple times per second.

    Think about that. We're talking bringing something the weight of a big-rig, accelerating it to a decent speed, and then bringing it back to a stop in a fraction of a second. That requires incredible force. Now, think about the time it takes to accelerate a big rig to highway speeds, and then bring it to a full stop. Now, remember, that's the *minimum* mass we're dealing with. A full-scale elevator is likely to be quite a bit heavier. For another point of reference, the 250 ton commuter train I ride to work every day, if it applies full breaking force in an emergency situation, takes roughly 2,500 feet to come to a complete stop.

    And not only do you have to do that, you have to not shake the thing apart in the process. And on top of that, you have to do that without exerting too much force on your passengers; humans can't handle much more than a few Gs.

    The other glaring hole is the brush bristles. It's one thing for a coarse brush to support a few ounces of wood, and quite another for it to support a multi-ton cargo container while undergoing rapid acceleration multiple times per second.

    Has anyone done the math necessary to show that this idea can actually scale? Because at first blush, it sounds ridiculous.

    1. Re:But will it scale? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Could not the energetic part just rotate in a circle? And to get the ratchet effect, apply the same concept that is used for a pair of train wheels: one wheel applies power to others by having a steel rod attached to it. The steal rod is just a taught cable that has another wheel that is rotating in space keeping it taught. No more G's problem. Each time the cable went forward, it would push them up, and when it went back down, the car would just ride with it. Having two cables operating in parallel but 180 degrees apart you could get a nice smooth ride up to the top, would you not? And instead of one or two, could even do three with a period of 120 degrees of separation.

    2. Re:But will it scale? by CannonballHead · · Score: 1

      Ahem... at first brush, it sounds ridiculous.

    3. Re:But will it scale? by amirulbahr · · Score: 1

      If you could translate side-to-side motion of the tether into upwards motion for the payload, then you could create a standing wave on the tether pretty efficiently.

      As for exerting force on the passengers, I'm sure as TFA mentions, a suspension mechanism can be designed to at least make it bearable.

      The ratcheting mechanism itself is probably the hardest part. How to make it so it survives at least one full ascension will be an interesting challenge.

      All in all, I think it is great to look at problems in different ways like this. If everyone blocks an idea before it has the chance to develop a little, then we would never innovate.

    4. Re:But will it scale? by dencarl · · Score: 1

      You seem to be forgetting the orbiting anchor. The entire suspension cable is *suspended* between two anchors, ground and orbit. It's reasonable to model this as long ribbon laying on frictionless ice, anchored securely at both ends.

      Of course you are correct this is a 20 ton ribbon laying on the ice. Sure it takes a lot of energy to move it 1 meter. But what if the ends aren't secured to fixed anchor points.

      Consider that the anchors could be springs with 1 meter play. The springs are under tension and the ribbon is still very much suspended but it's no longer fixed absolutely. Makes sense intuitively in the ribbon-laying-on-ice model. Well, same thing for the anchor-in-orbit model, too.

      Now we only have to use force one time to move the ribbon the 1 meter distance. After that without friction it will oscillate back and forth forever (as long as the springs are 100% efficient).

      Mind you this is a 20 ton ribbon. It seems reasonable that you could clamp some 'riders' to it and the oscillation won't be dampened very much. Not even when the riders move around.

      Because the riders have a great opportunity to move around with little effort. The rider simply needs to time each grab and release. The ribbon is oscillating 1 meter back and forth (down it's length).

      The rider can grab during motion in one direction and release during the opposite motion. The rider will inextricable travel the length of the ribbon.

      The energy 'loss' caused by the rider can be added back at either end of the ribbon. In fact both ends can control the action of their respective springs for fine tuning. But the obvious power source is the ground anchor.

      This is a very slow version of the broomstick example. Indeed I would expect the 'speed' of the system to decrease as the mass scales up. The analogy is sound however.

    5. Re:But will it scale? by ceoyoyo · · Score: 1

      Take a hammer. Find a big rig and hit it with the hammer. Congratulations, you've just caused it to accelerate and decelerate many times per second.

      Now run away. That truck driver doesn't want to shake your hand.

    6. Re:But will it scale? by Nefarious+Wheel · · Score: 1

      It's one thing to vibrate a broomstick in that manner, and quite another to do so with a 36,000 km space elevator...

      Isn't the tether going to be vibrating anyway? There's a lot of atmosphere moving past the part that's in the atmosphere.

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    7. Re:But will it scale? by Nefarious+Wheel · · Score: 1

      Consider that the anchors could be springs with 1 meter play...

      You need to ensure that the downward motion of the ribbon would accelerate at a rate such as to be faster than the cabin falling (Equations for a Falling Body). The springs would have to be quite strong to shift 20 tons one meter that quickly. Composition and cooling of the springs would be an interesting bit of engineering.

      Another question to consider -- will the resonant frequency necessary to raise the cabin change with altitude? Considering the mass of the cabin would be constant, I'd think a lower gravitational force near the top of the ladder would change the profile of the required frequency a bit.

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    8. Re:But will it scale? by dencarl · · Score: 1

      I don't think that's how it works. The ribbon is suspended fully. It isn't in free fall. The two springs at the endpoint anchors control the acceleration of the entire ribbon as long as it's under tension. This is why it can be conceptualized as a ribbon laying horizontally on ice.

      However, you're correct that the cabin is in free fall during release mode. The acceleration due to gravity will vary with altitude and the centripetal force applied by the sideways moving ribbon will apply an additional 'upward' force on the cabin near the top.

      If the cabin can time the grab and release properly, perhaps with partial (slip) grabs, it can adjust the amount of force it 'steals' from the ribbon at different altitudes.

      And quite near the top it will need to switch the grab and release timing completely to affect a deceleration for a soft 'landing' at the orbiting anchor.

    9. Re:But will it scale? by dencarl · · Score: 1

      Also, the cabin is responsible for changing timing frequency. The ribbon maintains a constant oscillation frequency.

      This is necessary so multiple cabins can operate on the ribbon at the same time!

    10. Re:But will it scale? by dencarl · · Score: 1

      The springs would likely be magnetic or pneumatic. Yes cooling is still a factor but they almost certainly would not be mechanical springs ...

    11. Re:But will it scale? by dencarl · · Score: 1

      Okay I see your point more clearly now. The ribbon motion would need to have an acceleration greater than g at sea level. This is to ensure that the cabin can get off the ground at all. Otherwise the cabin free fall during release would negate any climbing done during the grab part of the cycle.

      g at sea level is around 9.8 m/s^2. So the ribbon oscillation would need to have a displacement to match that (e.g. 10m at 1Hz).

      Very stiff springs indeed!

      The problem with a large displacement is the chance that the ribbon is too flexible at the level of tension it's under. Perhaps a smaller displacement is in order? 1m at 10Hz? .1m at 100Hz? 1cm at 1kHz?

      Just how fast can the ribbon be vibrated longitudinally at it's required level of tension? That's a feature of the ribbon material and I don't have a clue how to even approximate it.

      Another concern is just how fast can the cabin cycle between grab and release. Maybe this is why the broomstick example is demonstrating a method of cycling grab and release at high frequencies?

    12. Re:But will it scale? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      it really depends on the transmission capabilities of the cable and the amount of movement required. Rather than thinking of a big hydraulic ram trying to move the whole cable, think of a large vibrating mass at the bottom end like a loud speaker, get the frequency right and you can transmit a wave front very efficiently.

      I used to live near a bus station and at night the buses could sit with their engines idling. The sound could be felt all the way through the building on the forth floor. Rather more than a 20 ton mass involved, no special set up either.

    13. Re:But will it scale? by locofungus · · Score: 1

      It's one thing to vibrate a broomstick in that manner, and quite another to do so with a 36,000 km space elevator. No matter what material you're using, you're looking at a very large mass; wikipedia estimates "a minimal, very low payload space elevator 'seed ribbon' could have a mass of at least 18,000 kg." -- or just shy of 20 tons. For hauling passengers and goods, you'll need much more. Now, we're talking about accelerating and decelerating this mass of at least 20 tons multiple times per second.

      Not if the pulse is a travelling wave rather than a standing wave. Think of the cable as an enormous slinky. There's no need to vibrate all the mass at once.

      The climber is going to have to be pretty intelligent though otherwise the lowest climber is going to steal all the energy and the one above it is going to get stuck until it gets rammed by the lowest climber.

      You could have lots of climbers on the cable, at any point one is going down and the one below is going up - the higher one sends a pulse down the cable to power the one coming up. When they meet you transfer the payload (Or if they're on opposite sides of the cable they can pass).

      In the ideal limit you get to the point where the only energy input at the bottom is that necessary to raise the payload. And carrying lots of radiation shielding on the climbers becomes less of an issue (so long as the cable is strong enough).

      Tim.

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    14. Re:But will it scale? by JakartaDean · · Score: 1

      I'm guessing you've hit on the critical flaw: the atmosphere. The basic physics look fine to me, albeit with adaptations to handle some of the criticisms raised. A kind of "balancing mechanism" to store energy, like a flywheel, would store the energy used in pulling the anchor towards the Earth. I think the killer is atmospheric friction along a 100,000 km cable. No matter how smooth you make it, it will generate friction with the atmosphere moving in any direction, and over that long a span I suspect the friction will be a deal breaker.

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    15. Re:But will it scale? by MrKaos · · Score: 1

      What about a lobe on a flywheel bumping the cable at the desired frequency, change the speed of the flywheel to adjust the frequency or move it closer to change the amplitude.

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    16. Re:But will it scale? by dencarl · · Score: 1

      There are electromagnetic alternatives to a flywheel. I would generally want to avoid a mechanical approach as it will simply wear out too fast.

  56. Re:Slashdot: Setup lines for bad jokes... by Bromskloss · · Score: 5, Funny

    please, google "begs the question".

    Right away, sir. To whom shall I send the results?

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  57. Re:What a dumb idea... by QuantumG · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I was talking about us.. in a few thousand years.. hopefully after all the dickwads who think making the earth a utopia is achievable have buggered off.

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  58. So... by pondermaster · · Score: 2, Funny

    ...from take offs to jerk offs? Evolution!

  59. Don't you hate it by Bromskloss · · Score: 1

    when you make a jerk tick?

    Yeah, I'd much rather have them manually triggered than timed.

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  60. One other joke by Jabbrwokk · · Score: 1

    Don't forget the Aerosmith jokes about "love in an elevator."

  61. So if we harnessed all the terrorists by WillAffleckUW · · Score: 1

    So, if we harnessed all the terrorists and just convinced them that delivering "jerks" to the space elevator would damage it, then they wouldn't destroy it with their explosions, but could propel it?

    But ... what if they happened to fall off the side during this action or their makeshift ropes broke and killed people?

    A space elevator might work fine on the moon, and maybe even on Mars, but I can't think of a safe place to build one on Earth, and that's due to vulnerabilities that someone will want to expose.

    Expecting rational behavior from irrational people is the classic definition of insanity.

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  62. Has been seeing for decades, too by Chemisor · · Score: 5, Interesting

    > Actually, this is something the average person can see at home.

    If anyone here had been a kid back in the last century, we could all have shared the memory of kite riders (no, I don't really know what they are called in english). While flying a kite, put a piece of paper on the string, and in a strong wind it will ratchet itself up. You could improve them, of course, one of the favorite mods being a release rod which would release the payload upon reaching the kite. You couldn't lift a lot of weight this way, but strategic stinkbomb bombardment was possible. Yes... Kids these days are sure missing out on a lot of things...

    1. Re:Has been seeing for decades, too by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Kite line riders" is the common English for it.

      Kites made a comeback, but then fighters made a very strong comeback, along with kite-powered vehicles & more active kiting...climbers kinda went to sleep a bit, although they are still used for things like camera work.

      Kids may be missing them, but they get pulled across the ground or sea at high speed by kites instead.

  63. Re:frist by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    His wife is dead...

    ....dead sexy!

  64. Houston, are we taking off ? by $0.02 · · Score: 1

    No,you are jerking off.

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  65. Peristaltic by alexborges · · Score: 1

    Propulsion.

    Now thats an idea.

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  66. This man is in the wrong field by Xelios · · Score: 1

    providing carefully timed jerks of the cable at its base with a broomstick to represent the cable held in tension, an electric sander to provide a rhythmic vibration to the bottom of the stick, and three brushes representing the climber with their bristles pointing downwards allowing the climber assembly to slide upward along the broomstick as it moved slightly downward, but grip it as it moved slightly upward.

    Clearly this man has a calling in erotic literature.

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  67. Re:Slashdot: Setup lines for bad jokes... by LingNoi · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    What does this "google" mean? Is that a new word you just made up?

    Oh right, it's ok for you to invent new words but not anyone else.

  68. Re:What a dumb idea... by wealthychef · · Score: 1

    What makes you think we'll be more advanced in a few thousand years?

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  69. Re:What a dumb idea... by QuantumG · · Score: 1

    "we'll be more advanced" suggests some kind of progression of the liberal arts sense.. I was just referring to technological advancement.

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  70. Riise? by Sparkio · · Score: 1

    Does anyone else find it prophetic that the ground station engineer working on the space elevator is named Riise? Like Dr. Frankenstein - Rise... Riise... Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiise!!!!!!!!!!

  71. Space Elevator by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They still haven't killed this idea off?

    How about focusing on space based electric generation and using the carbon nanotubes as super-strength vertical conductive wires which Barack Obama is preparing to fund research into?

    Wake up people, we need solutions now, not theories which may or may not pan out in 25 years.

    Sincerely,
      A. C.

  72. April Fools or bad material science? by J05H · · Score: 1

    They still have to figure out how to build the actual ribbon - even carbon/fullerene nanomaterials have not achieved the required tensile strengths. lasers or some guy with a broomstick doesn't matter if the cable snaps on deployment.

    This is why honest ROCKETS make so much more sense - proven tech that gets cheaper as frequency of flight increases.

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  73. This could work at the right frequency. by az-saguaro · · Score: 1

    The enormous size of the concept makes all of the engineering specs daunting, but it does not violate any basic physical or engineering principles. It seems that you have to consider two scenarios about how this works - one in which the apex of the cable, or its center of gravity would be displaced downward with each "micro"-jerk, and one in which the position of the cable remains strictly stationary, one of which would be energy inefficient, and one of which could be engineered to be efficient and possibly workable.

    Scenario 1 - In this, the whole elevator wire is displaced with each downward jerk. This is the bad idea. Even if it moves by just by millimeters or even microns at a time, displacing the whole cable means moving it against it's own kinetic energy and angular momentum, losing energy. To re-elevate the cable, a thruster at the top could restore its angular velocity, lifting it back to its "stationary" position, dragging the payload climber up in the process. The jerking at the bottom dissipates energy in the cable to "reload" it; the top thruster supplies the lifting energy, restoring the lost energy to the cable, and also supplying energy to lift the climber. Note that energy is expended to lift both cable and climber. Note too the repetitive loads and unloads on the cable, with degrees of slack, deformation, and sudden re-tensioning, all of which may wear the cable, causing ultimate failure or the need for regular maintenance and replacement.

    Scenario 2 - What though if the top of the cable remains stationary, maintaining its precise altitude, via the very principles of the space elevator? The overall inertia of the cable could keep in stationary, but forces acting axially would stretch the cable according to its elastic properties and parameters. What then if the cable was engineered in such a way that its material, width, length, and density all create a resonant frequency that the vibrator could match. The cable might tense and de-tense symmetrically along its length, acting as any type of oscillating spring, without any net change in length nor significant 2- and 3-dimensional deformation. At a non-resonant harmonic, the cable would lose energy, and the vibrator at the bottom and a thruster at the top would have to pump it back in, just like in scenario #1. But if the vibration goes at the right frequency, the cable could be kept oscillating at minimum energy, just enough to overcome internal friction and inertance. Seems to me that a lot of energy would have to be put in in the first place to get the system running, but once there, only a little bit of power needs to be supplied to keep it tuned. In that sense, it is no different than any other mechanical or electronic oscillator, eg the tank circuit in a radio receiver, that can be kept running with only minimum new energy at the resonant frequency. The climber would be lifted with each local upward recoil of the cable. This would dampen the oscillation a bit, and this is where the vibrator at the bottom would react on each cycle to put that energy back into the system, to keep it oscillating on frequency. If this is running at the cable's prime frequency, then the only energy expended is in lifting the climber. (Resupplying internal heat losses in the cable is part of the baseline overhead of running the system, not a cost against lifting the payload). And, there is much less wear on the cable, so maintenance costs are down. The caveat to this is that the cable must be vibrating non-stop. The energy of resonance would be like a giant flywheel or stretched spring, and it would be way too expensive to power it up and down each time you want to use it. So, power it up just once, putting gobs of energy into oscillating the cable at its resonant frequency, then maintain that frequency with tiny squirts of energy on each cycle. When a climber wants to climb, the "kicker" on the vibrator simple puts in a bit more force or energy on each cycle to supply the energy needed to lift the climber. More energy is needed in th

    1. Re:This could work at the right frequency. by MrKaos · · Score: 1

      I mentioned this in a previous post,,, perhaps we could convert the wave motion from the ocean into oscillations at the correct wavelength?

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    2. Re:This could work at the right frequency. by phillous · · Score: 1

      so you want to float the tether on top of the sea?

      yeah, that'll hold it down.

  74. Re:frist by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    His wife's in a coma...

    Heh!

    When I fuck 'em, they STAY fucked!

  75. Manual Labour by Samah · · Score: 1

    Surely with the world's mean unemployment rate, they could just hook up huge engines to millions of treadmills...

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  76. Carefully timed jerks? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  77. Re:frist by Avoidance · · Score: 1
    A jerk is a pull. A pull is a yank. A Yank is an American.

    Now that I think about it, I'm not sure that's any better, but whuddeva.

  78. Vision problems by Latent+Heat · · Score: 1

    Also need to work some reference to going blind . . .

  79. Unsurprising... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Most historic progress is the result of timely jerks.

  80. Dude's name is Riise by Latent+Heat · · Score: 1

    The article is about "engineer Age-Raymond Riise", and no jokes yet about, you know?

  81. I thought by Cornwallis · · Score: 1

    carefully timed jerks was referring to our Congressional elections.

  82. Elevator music played by Symphonic Orchestra by meist3r · · Score: 1

    And afterwards the Lord of the Rings Trilogy, The Seven Samurai, The Uncut Frost/Nixon interviews and every Episode of Seinfeld ever made.

    *DING* *crackling speaker* "First floor: Radiation, Vacuum and Anti-Gravity Masturbation"

  83. Wait a minute by SpitfireSMS · · Score: 1

    Upon first reading about this, I was wondering:

    Wouldnt an elevator protruding from our atmosphere release our precious oxygen into the vacuum of space?
    I mean, if you blow a really big soap bubble, and shove a straw into with the bubble still intact, wouldnt it deflate in a lower-pressured environment?

    1. Re:Wait a minute by w0mprat · · Score: 1

      No, gravity still applies within the giant straw sticking out in space. There would still be a pressure gradient from usual sea level pressure to nothing at the top.

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    2. Re:Wait a minute by w0mprat · · Score: 1

      Scratch that I wonder if there is a capillary effect, having a narrow tube extending to space may draw air up against gravity?

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  84. So all we need is a bunch of jocks? by sbeckstead · · Score: 1

    Like a track team or a bunch of swimmers?

  85. Re:frist by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    It might not be Flamebait but theres no mod option for 'Pathetic unfunny shit'.

  86. I think he was running with it... by ebbomega · · Score: 1

    Am I the only one who read that and understood he was worried about chafing?

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  87. Re:Slashdot: Setup lines for bad jokes... by BluBrick · · Score: 1

    At the risk of _being_ a jerk.....

    The commonly used phrase is "for all intents and purposes", and please, google "begs the question".

    Whoosh! BIG whoosh!

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  88. 200k ribbon by Bent+Spoke · · Score: 1

    Isn't the length/stength issue more significant? After all, if we could jerk a 100k ribbon safely, why wouldn't we just make a 200k loop like a conveyer belt.

  89. Re:Slashdot: Setup lines for bad jokes... by sbeckstead · · Score: 1

    Which intensive purposes... oh all of them. But wait I care and whom is a very important word.

    But for all intents and purposes your sig is irrelevant.

  90. Re:Slashdot: Setup lines for bad jokes... by rk · · Score: 1

    But you agree that "whom" isn't a word?

    Either you're not getting his joke, or I'm not getting yours.

  91. Re:frist by GaratNW · · Score: 1

    I was waiting all afternoon to get home so I could finally read the responses to this headline. /. doesn't dissapoint. Comedy gold. Now get your mom to make you some more pizza pockets and get back to writing, damnit.

  92. Re:frist by MrNaz · · Score: 1

    ...*because* he had sex with her.

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  93. Carefully timed jerks..... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ....get my broomstick pointing to skyward!

    /crude

  94. Electronic equivalent... by macraig · · Score: 1

    ... a diode?

  95. I think sucking would work better by sean4u · · Score: 1

    Couldn't the thing be made like a big air-tight tube? That way, you could suck all the air out above the payload, then open the base of the tube. Woosh!

  96. How's my timing? by jerk · · Score: 1

    Did the elevator move?

  97. And you, sir, are the by Failed+Physicist · · Score: 5, Funny

    C-C-C-C-Combo breaker!

  98. OK! How much are they willing to pay? by aqk · · Score: 0

    I need the money.
    I'm somewhat musically inclined, and I think my timing could be improved (at least according to my ex-wives), so perhaps there is financial hope for me yet.

    So.
    Just what do I have to do to power this ridiculous "space elevator"?
    .

  99. Re:frist by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That's alright. It means that people have to read what you've written from time to time. Helps boost your fragile little ego.

    Also Seinfeld does actually suck ass.

  100. Jerk off? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So instead starting the space trip with a lift off do we start with a jerk off?

  101. Re:Slashdot: Setup lines for bad jokes... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Not the sharpest knife in the drawer, are you, Sparky?

  102. Too many lame jokes. by Beelzebud · · Score: 1

    I was hoping to read some interesting posts about this topic, but this thread is mostly just really bad amateur comedians making very redundant moronic jokes.

    Don't quit your day jobs! Seriously!

    If you're going to uprate posts as 'funny' at least make sure the material is actually funny.

  103. Okay, all you jerks... by Jane+Q.+Public · · Score: 3, Funny

    ... on the count of THREE! ...

  104. Re:What a dumb idea... by ozmanjusri · · Score: 1
    Articles about space elevators should be in the "idle" section.

    This shouldn't be moderated "Troll".

    "Carefully timed jerks" is a very good description of the hustlers who keep this "space elevator" scam alive.

    This particular one should raise the snake oil flag for anyone with an ounce of common sense; Shaking the base of a 100,000 km flexible structure in the hope that any of the energy would be available for propulsion at the far end of the structure? Yeah right.

    If I was the ESA, I'd be asking this "scientist" for an energy efficiency report on his shaky broomstick before kicking his ass and sending him back to janitorial duties.

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  105. Re:What a dumb idea... by Walkingshark · · Score: 1

    No, you see, we just use a bunch of carefully timed nuclear bombs to move the cable back and forth... oh and we change the elevator cable to a giant steel plate...

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  106. I just hope this is not intended for people by codeButcher · · Score: 1

    "Hoist Hurl Hell" might find its own special place inside the general field of motion sickness.

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  107. Re:What a dumb idea... by Eivind · · Score: 3, Informative

    It's worse than that actually. The distance to Geosynch is 36000 km. Moving at a 100 km/h (about 55mph) you'd still be underway for 360 hours. There's no way any climbing-mechanism that depends on mechanical transfer from the ribbon will be able to climb even close to fast enough to make the thing practical.

    The demonstration shows a climbrate of around 0.1m/s at which speed it'd reach geosynchornous orbit after about 15 years of climbing. Dumbest idea ever.

  108. Re:What a dumb idea... by Loke+the+Dog · · Score: 1

    The thing with space elevators is that they can be built on any body in space. Its a silly idea for earth, but for Mars its theoretically possible, for the moon it might be practically possible for a high cost, and for some asteroid, it might be better than rockets even if its built for only one take-off.

    So while it's usually presented as a crack pot vision, it's not at all worthless to do research into this field. It will without a doubt have some application, what that application might be depends on how effective we can make this stuff.

  109. Re:Slashdot: Setup lines for bad jokes... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why should an american be allowed to comment on grammar? you guys invented "rediculous" "defiantely" and "could care less". Go boil your head.

  110. The whole conversation may be moot... by Genda · · Score: 1

    Recent analysis indicates that shear stress and forces generated by solar wind would probably make a space elevator very unlikely (I mean on top of the already difficult job of building 60,000 miles of cable fiber cable, and coming up with a workable lifting technology.

    The only safe way to lift would take weeks to get a payload into space. Though if you have a continuous system with separate up and down cables and can run continuous cars both ways, you would still have a viable technology for material lifting. It would simply be untenable for lifting people.

  111. Re:frist by Anthony_Cargile · · Score: 1

    Well I did everything except actually post the Seinfeld slap-bass outro - which is still possible, I just don't think /. mods would take kindly to an entire comment comprised of my pasting the binary output of `cat ~/Music/seinfeldoutro.ogg`.

    But hey, the option is certainly still there.

  112. Carefully timed jerks? by argent · · Score: 1

    I suddenly had an image of some hastily drawn Scott Adams contraption hurling Elbonians into meteoric reentry to generate thrust.

  113. Re:Slashdot: Setup lines for bad jokes... by JakartaDean · · Score: 1

    For all intensive purposes, "whom" is no longer a word. That begs the question, "who cares?"

    You're provision of a grammar lesson in your sig, while simultaneously misquoting the expression "for all intents and purposes," is ironic to the max. Congratulations on setting a new standard!

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  114. 100,000km tether by gsgiles · · Score: 0

    This is folly, and as usual we want taxpayers to pick up the tab. The tether would snap long before it got to be 100,000km long. The non-linear forces would snap it. NASA already tried this less than a mile long in space and it snapped.

  115. Worn bristles by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I think you are misunderstanding the scale of things as well as the likely materials involved.

    Such brushes could and probably would be made of nano-fibers--billions and billions of them.

    True like any mechanical part they would wear out, but stopping a fall would be simila to the time-honored method we use for elevators--automatic clamps.

    Odds of enough of them being worn to cause a problem before the wear was detected are dependent upon inspection techniques and frequency. Operational decisions, not physics.

    Note that most airplane mechanical failures happen because of missed, botched or otherwise bad operational procedure in inspection--not because the failure wasn't planned for.

    The most major problem of a space elevator is not how to move along the cable, but how to prevent the cable from whipping into the ground at thousands of km per hour if it is broken at altitude.

    The building of the thing in the first place is another, although there are several apparently feasible plans.

    Note that this system depends upon the stiffness of the cable, and thus can only be used AFTER construction...unless the cable itself is stiff enough, which might be for at least a few km.

    wizodd

  116. Re:frist by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's the only way anyone on Slashdot will ever get laid!

  117. In Soviet Russia... by MrKaos · · Score: 1

    Could this be the first palindromic 'In Soviet Russia Joke'?

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  118. Breaks... by mrops · · Score: 1

    ...they are called Breaks, like in a car, but a bit different. In case of a catastrophic failure of these bristles, brakes kick in. They let the elevator slide down in a controlled manner.

  119. There is no step three by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    1. Think up kickass new porn genre.
    2. Profit!

  120. "Carefully Timed" Jerks? by Philip+K+Dickhead · · Score: 2, Funny

    That's "First Posters", is it not?

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  121. Those stupid engineers... by jeffb+(2.718) · · Score: 1

    Thank God there are Slashdot posters to make vague comments about "forces" and "snapping". Without them, engineers would have to rely on analysis, simulation, and experimentation.

    1. Re:Those stupid engineers... by gsgiles · · Score: 0

      I was an engineering manager for a NASA primae contractor for almost a decade, I have some experience. The "tether" will be multiple materials, wires, cable, sheathing etc, thus will be anisotropic so you will need a stress tensor for each material (now you will have to solve systems of partial differential equations). Each material will be in the non-linear zone which means solutions do not exist at all so the Stable Manifold Theorem will have to be invoked in order to create a "model". This model will not be real, but will be something that can be used for computation. The forces of destruction will be real and cannot be vanguished by saying that they approach zero (just becuase you want them to) and can be neglected. A finite element grid will have to be set up over the entire 100,000km tether, this will be way to large for any currently conceivable computer system. Grid computing won't wok cbecuase the grid synchronization overhead will be greater than the computstion itself, unless you want to wait an eternity. The forces themselves will be gravity, lift, drag, friction, surface boundary friction, plus viscous forces from the atmosphere and the solar wind. The tether will be a geodesic which means we will have to factor in the anisotropic natures of the forces as well as the materials. Do not forget magnetic forces since this cable will have a current in a magnetic, coriolis forces since it will be in orbit around a prolate obloid Stop reading science fiction, and sober up pal, the last one snapped and this one would snap as well except it will never be built, NASA actually having acquired some experience here. The rudeness of quantum mechanics, beyond non-linearity, is that all bonds strengths are finite which acts as a bound on such silliness.

  122. That f*cking figures... by RogueWarrior65 · · Score: 1

    Jerks always seem to get the girl too. Bastards.

  123. Re:No need to get to geosynch. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    mod parent up

  124. Off-topic, but... by tjonnyc999 · · Score: 1

    ...this SO reminds me of a high-school science project - a submersible, somewhat-terrain-independent vehicle prototype, using brushes instead of wheels or tracks. Take a small electric motor, attach an offset weight to the shaft, install the motor + battery + switch inside a suitable watertight plastic enclosure. Cut the handle off a brush with semi-soft bristles, glue the bristle part to the plastic enclosure. Set the thing on any relatively level surface, flip the switch, and watch it roll around *on brushes*. Offset weight on motor bounces the vehicle up & down, bristles propel it forward with each jump. Directional control can be accomplished by using 2 independent motors and 2 sets of bristle pads. Totally self-contained, no openings that must be sealed, no tires that can rupture, no tracks that can misalign. Not only suitable for space elevators, but also as potential chassis for extreme-environment exploration probes. Everything old is new again.

  125. Carefully Timed Jerks, huh? by Phu5ion · · Score: 1

    From the sound of the title, I thought they were going to synchronize the entire population of France to power the thing.

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  126. SPACE FOUNTAINS ARE A BETTER IDEA by gurps_npc · · Score: 1
    A space fountain is similar to a space elevator except:

    1. There is no physical track. The "ribbon"consists solely of ions being flung vertically up by a cyclotron. You ride up it by magnetically grabbing on to the stream of ions. Vehicles have to be relatively small to ride the stream of ions up. I.E. Yo ride up in an SUV sized vehicle, not a 747 sized vehicle.

    2. In the lower area, you build a sealed tower to keep air out.

    3. On top of the fountain is a gigantic magnetic U, catching the ions and returning them back to earth. This becomes a base for a space station.

    4. We can actually afford to build one now.

    5. If power is cut to the cyclotron, the existing ions keep the hole thing powered up for hours, possibly days. The only real problem would be a terrorist/military attack on the base unit. Put it in a no-fly zone, near a nuclear power plant.

    6. As we increase the technology, we can build a second cyclotron in space to increase security.

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    1. Re:SPACE FOUNTAINS ARE A BETTER IDEA by tjonnyc999 · · Score: 1

      And what will those ions do to your DNA?
      I'm sure at least some people would have an issue with riding a giant stream of charged particles, with unknown effects to their DNA / general health.
      People already have problems living next to high-voltage transmission lines and nuclear power plants, and regardless (or irregardless, take your pick :D) of whether those problems are real or psychosomatic (feel free to start a flamewar on this one too) - the nature of the concept itself will frighten many. "You mean I have to ride a stream of invisible particles that will do god-knows-what to me? Oh hell no."
      Note that this isn't my opinion, just a prediction of the general response to an idea like this if it's ever proposed.

    2. Re:SPACE FOUNTAINS ARE A BETTER IDEA by gurps_npc · · Score: 1

      No one is forced o ride. If idiots refuse to go, that is just one more advantage of going up into space.

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  127. 400,000,000 kilometer height by professorguy · · Score: 1
    "for the moon it might be practical...."

    .

    But the upper end relies on being in geosynch orbit or there'd have to be a bunch of rockets keeping it up. The moon rotates once per MONTH. Where is the geosynch for a one-month orbit? We know radius = cuberoot((G*M)/w^2). Putting in 7.36x10^22 kg for the mass of the moon, and 29.5 days for a rotation, we get a radius of about 432 MILLION KILOMETERS!

    I'd say it's MUCH more likely one will be built for the Earth than for the Moon.

  128. Not on the moon. by professorguy · · Score: 1

    Geosynchronous orbit for the moon exceeds 400 MILLION kilometers. That'd be a damn long cable....

  129. Not New, Not Workable by DynaSoar · · Score: 1

    I've seen the same thing demonstrated on a flat surface using a paint shaker moving a weight at a 45 degree angle. It was in Popular Science in the 60s. Rather than angled bristles or what not, it used differential friction, but the principle is the same.

    It will not work on a space elevator. The ribbon will have some degree of elasticity. The 'shaker' will induce waves into the ribbon. As it moves the period of oscillation in the ribbon will change and eventually find resonance with its period, and amplify itself to destruction.

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  130. Re:Just give up already... by dzfoo · · Score: 1

    Hey I like that!

    Screw the space elevator, let's build teleporters! They're orders of magnitude* more efficient and safer than even the space elevator! We'd build teleporters if we only knew how to implement the technology. But that's just a minor detail, we should build them because they're better.

    Oh and while we're at it, I want my fscking jet pack as promised, and I wish everyone here gets a pony too!

            -dZ.

    * or is it order of magnitudes, or maybe orders of magnutides?

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  131. Navin Johnson by rirugrat · · Score: 1

    "He hates these space elevators!"

  132. Why are they not using Magnetic induction? by John+Sokol · · Score: 1

    All they would need in an Aluminum rail and magnets on the car. Using Magnetic induction and hysteresis they could push the car up and down and just use mechanical breaks once the car is stopped to hold it in place.

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  133. Jerks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Carefully Timed Jerks... Yes, I know a lot of them... They were very clever in timing their pranks just right... I personally called them BULLIES. But hey, whatever works for you.

  134. Re:"jerks" You can take to the bank... by davidsyes · · Score: 1

    Say... get a load of this...

    So, if this "shot" comes off succexxsfully, is that bank shot a money shot? Will the in-dus-try get more bang for its "buck". Gives a nude meaning or meaning-full-end to "space shot"... What will "thruster packs" cost. Will this space shot lead to a new form of penetrating oil to loosen stuck nuts and bolts? Will these timed jerks yield a new strain of/for "rods of the gods?" Will "da fie ji" (loosely, "launch little airplanes", in Chinese...) become the watchword of the lay, ummm, day?

    At what Mach speed will the "first hump" be broken? Isn't it great how technology can "blow your mind"...

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  135. Jeez... use TWO cables (ribbons, whatever)... by Rene+S.+Hollan · · Score: 1

    Use the centripital force to hold them taught, arange them in a loop, and LIFT stuff up with a gear mechanism at the top or bottom. Heck, make it a REAL elevator, with a counterweight on the other side.

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    1. Re:Jeez... use TWO cables (ribbons, whatever)... by Rene+S.+Hollan · · Score: 1

      From Wikipedia: "A space elevator cannot be an elevator in the typical sense (with moving cables) due to the need for the cable to be significantly wider at the center than the tips."

      I'm not sure whether to exclaim "Duh!" or "Shit".

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  136. Rocket powered climbers? by johno.ie · · Score: 1

    Do I win a prize

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  137. Re:No need to get to geosynch. by Eivind · · Score: 1

    That's actually not true.

    It is true that you can be in orbit 100km up. But you need velocity for that, rather a lot of it too. If you climb 100km up this cable, and then let go, what happens is you plunge back down to earth, because you have only a small fraction of the horisontal velocity needed to be in orbit.

    That is why SpaceShip One wasn't even remotely close to being in orbit, despite having reached an altitude of 100km.

    More spesifically, you need a velocity of around 8km/s, and the cable, at that altitude, will have a velocity of around 0.5km/s. So, to insert yourself in LEO, you need to climb to 100km altitude, and then do a 7.5km/s rocket-burn or something. Which ain't all that much easier than just doing a 9km/s burn starting from earth. (9 not 8 because if you're starting from earth you'll lose some energy to atmospheric friction the first 20km or so)

  138. Re:What a dumb idea... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I wonder how to jerk the cable when you pull it up, e.g. to protect from storms and other weather-related events? I understood that is the way you awoid it being blown away (feel free to pick up on the pun, guys - no gals in this audience...).