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Milky Way Heavier Than Thought, and Spinning Faster

An anonymous reader writes "The Milky Way is spinning much faster and has 50 per cent more mass than previously believed. This means the Milky Way is equivalent in size to our neighbor Andromeda — instead of being the little sister in the local galaxy group, as had been believed. One implication of this new finding is that we may collide with Andromeda sooner than we had thought, in 2 or 3 billion years instead of 5."

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  1. The good news by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    At least now we don't have to worry about our sun going nova, we'll all die in an intergalactic traffic accident first.

    1. Re:The good news by conureman · · Score: 1

      A far more stimulating demise, IMHO.

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    2. Re:The good news by NotQuiteReal · · Score: 4, Funny

      At least now we don't have to worry about our sun going nova, we'll all die in an intergalactic traffic accident first. Probably not. Even when galaxies collide, the odds of something hitting the solar system are remote.

      But the night sky will look even prettier for the future cockroach decedents, if they have evolved enough to "look up" by then.

      Personally, I plan on being dead in a time span that measures in decades, not billions of years.

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    3. Re:The good news by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Informative

      I know you're trying to be funny but when the two galaxies do meet, the odds are no stars will collide.

    4. Re:The good news by alexborges · · Score: 1

      Theyll probably spin and span in really weird ways though.

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    5. Re:The good news by MrNaz · · Score: 5, Funny

      I hope we're insured. Imagine if the other guy sues!

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    6. Re:The good news by Deadstick · · Score: 5, Informative

      the future cockroach decedents

      They'll be the descendants. We'll be the decedents.

      rj

    7. Re:The good news by aliquis · · Score: 1

      Except collapsing galaxies probably isn't as bad as it sound.

    8. Re:The good news by AdamPee · · Score: 1

      Personally, I plan on being dead in a time span that measures in decades, not billions of years.

      Speak for yourself, humanoid.

    9. Re:The good news by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      What type of creature are you?

      And are you good to eat?

    10. Re:The good news by Arancaytar · · Score: 1

      Why plan on being dead at all? We may yet live to see the singularity...

    11. Re:The good news by Gerzel · · Score: 1

      Not sure, crunchy for your first question, well speaking for it not myself.

      As to the second question the answer is tasty with a slight aftertaste burn.

    12. Re:The good news by poind3xt3r · · Score: 1

      I, for one, welcome our new decedent overlords!

    13. Re:The good news by click2005 · · Score: 4, Funny

      I was hoping to win a Darwin Award in a few billion years for 'collided with another galaxy'

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    14. Re:The good news by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Bite my shiny metal ass.

    15. Re:The good news by NotQuiteReal · · Score: 4, Funny

      English is wonderfully ambiguous, at times (no pun intended).

      Given billions of years, either word could work, and neither will be relevant :-)

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    16. Re:The good news by shiftless · · Score: 1

      Personally, I plan on being dead in a time span that measures in decades, not billions of years.

      Speak for yourself--I plan to live forever.

    17. Re:The good news by wtansill · · Score: 1

      At least now we don't have to worry about our sun going nova, we'll all die in an intergalactic traffic accident first.

      Better start getting quotes from Geico on upgraded insurance then...

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    18. Re:The good news by Kingrames · · Score: 1

      No, we'll be fine. We've installed intergalactic airbags. They're called politicians.

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    19. Re:The good news by A+beautiful+mind · · Score: 1

      I'm tired of your stupid jokes, wowbagger!

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    20. Re:The good news by Dasher42 · · Score: 2, Informative

      Actually, at the rate our sun is heating up as a natural part of its life cycle, we've got about 500 million years to get off this rock. So, we don't get to see that firey end anyway.

    21. Re:The good news by celtic_hackr · · Score: 1

      Good thing, because our local star (aka the Sun) doesn't have enough mass to go nova. It'll be a Red Giant swelling to absorb the atmospheres of the inner planets. It will then eventually shrink back down to a white dwarf and eventually die a completely lonely death. Unless we get lucky and we slam into one of those Andromedan supergiants.

    22. Re:The good news by Mystra_x64 · · Score: 1

      Connor?

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    23. Re:The good news by xmundt · · Score: 1

      So, there I am buying us some Dark Matter for a little snack, and the Milky Way looks at me, and asks "does this telescope make me look fat???"

      Trust me...the right answer is NEVER "no, it's the fact that you weigh about half again as much as you did last year!"!!!

      regards
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    24. Re:The good news by Keeper+Of+Keys · · Score: 1

      Actually, if we get far enough away, we'll get a better view of the whole thing.

    25. Re:The good news by fr4nk · · Score: 1

      Never tell me the odds.

    26. Re:The good news by Barsteward · · Score: 1

      I never knew that "thought" had a weight or is that why my head is so heavy at times?

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    27. Re:The good news by Manuel+M · · Score: 1

      At least now we don't have to worry about our sun going nova, we'll all die in an intergalactic traffic accident first. Probably not. Even when galaxies collide, the odds of something hitting the solar system are remote.

      Yes, but... how about the odds of our orbit being thrown slightly off-course by a foreign gravity field, just off enough to make Earth uninhabitable for us mammals? I have no idea, but these odds must be several orders of magnitude greater than those of a heads-on collision.

    28. Re:The good news by Hurricane78 · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      You can have it now! Just finally, after all these years, go meet your mom! KAZAAAM! :D

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    29. Re:The good news by BlackSnake112 · · Score: 1

      Must be Duncan. Connor had Duncan take his head.

    30. Re:The good news by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The "accident" doesn't instantly involve collisions between the objects building the galaxies. It will all get mixed up, causing occasional crashes, but there is a small chance it'll happen to us. But who knows? maybe our solar system will be thrown away from it's habitat, or sucked into the core of one galaxy or another, if there will be one.

    31. Re:The good news by Gilmoure · · Score: 1

      Hmm... 3 billion years...

      Wouldn't there be a decent chance we'll have some kind of sillycon iLife running things?

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    32. Re:The good news by Gilmoure · · Score: 1

      If we speed up in our orbit, we'll go further out, right? Isn't there some way to calculate the rate of solar increase and then speed up the earth to keep to a comfortable distance? Maybe set up some large mass that would orbit in around the sun, in front of us, tugging us forward a little faster each time? Maybe only have to do this one every 10,000 years? I mean, we're not really using Neptune or OÃranus, right?

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    33. Re:The good news by Abstrackt · · Score: 1

      Any creature is good to eat if you season it right! ;)

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    34. Re:The good news by Mystra_x64 · · Score: 1

      Actually it seems Connor got over his mind and body to wreak... err... "Endgame" was dumb anyway...

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    35. Re:The good news by fifedrum · · Score: 1

      heck what I want to know is what are the relativistic implications of having a galaxy more dense and moving faster than previously calculated?

      How does this affect our perception of time, i.e. is our time passing faster than if the galaxy was smaller and moving slower?

      (if viewed from outside our frame of reference of course)

    36. Re:The good news by The+Spoonman · · Score: 1

      Man am I glad I switched to Geico!

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    37. Re:The good news by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Personally, I plan on being dead in a time span that measures in decades, not billions of years

      Pessimist. Haven't you kept up on stem cell research, cyborgs, and regenerative medical technology?

      With a little science & luck, I'll be sitting in the galaxy next door, sipping exotic space-cocktails and watching the whole mess happen.

    38. Re:The good news by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Fortunately we have Chuck Norris who will smash up this Andromeda.

    39. Re:The good news by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I am hoping my commodore 64 is still working
      while our galaxy is colliding, 27 years and still working, 3 billion years later hope the cockroaches have evolved enough by then to enjoy it :) .
      www.c64web.com

  2. which thoughts by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What about really, really heavy thoughts?

    1. Re:which thoughts by ZaMoose · · Score: 1

      That was my first impression, too. As in: "Milky Way Heavier Than Thought". How does one weigh a thought, anyways, and isn't Milky an adjective? And how much does an adjective weigh?

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  3. I'll be counting the days by Kohath · · Score: 4, Funny

    ..on my Zune

    1. Re:I'll be counting the days by LeadLine · · Score: 1

      There's probably a bug in there when converting to intergalactic years.

    2. Re:I'll be counting the days by Kohath · · Score: 2, Funny

      Timeline revisions of 2-3 Billion years are now to be expected. A patch will be made available before this becomes an issue in the year 2012000000.

    3. Re:I'll be counting the days by Tablizer · · Score: 1

      ..on my Zune

      Only if MS solves that leap year pr...leap year pr...leap year pr...leap year pr...

      [Sent from a Zune! Get yours today]

  4. hello... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

    Mass != weight

    1. Re:hello... by Deadstick · · Score: 1

      OK, so you want to maintain scientoideological purity and claim "heavy" only has to do with gravity...so what? Two kilograms is still heavier than one kilogram, no matter what gravity you apply to them.

      rj

    2. Re:hello... by TheRealMindChild · · Score: 2, Informative

      Mass may not equal weight, numerically, but the more mass, the more weight. So the idea is still relevent

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    3. Re:hello... by MrNaz · · Score: 2, Informative

      No, he's pointing out the pretty basic fact that mass and weight are measures of two different things.

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    4. Re:hello... by Klootzak · · Score: 1

      I use the same argument when my mother says "You've gained Weight!".... "NO!!! I haven't! I've gained MASS!" ;)

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    5. Re:hello... by Deadstick · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Of course they are. But "more mass" implies "heavier" just as much as "more weight" does!

      rj

    6. Re:hello... by fm6 · · Score: 2, Funny

      That's some heavy thinking. You must have a massive intellect.

    7. Re:hello... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      could it not be she's been noticing you interacting with earth's gravity well as you attempt to separate from the couch?

    8. Re:hello... by Klootzak · · Score: 2, Funny

      Actually I think it was when I was playing catch with my Nephew... I missed the ball and it started orbiting ;)

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    9. Re:hello... by Nutria · · Score: 1

      just as much as "more weight" does

      No. It implies that you're near a much larger mass. Astronaut on Moon vs astronaut on Earth.

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    10. Re:hello... by 12WTF$ · · Score: 3, Funny

      Can we all just agree that it's Way Milkier?

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    11. Re:hello... by MrMista_B · · Score: 1

      What? No. Weight is a function of gravity. An object can have near-infinite mass, but if it isn't affected by a gravitational field, it's weight remains zero.

    12. Re:hello... by vonart · · Score: 1

      Yes, and given its size, it would seem that it's rather dense as well!

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    13. Re:hello... by Tubal-Cain · · Score: 1

      Brain the size of a planet.

    14. Re:hello... by l3v1 · · Score: 3, Informative

      Actually, mass will only have weight in a gravitational field, where indeed more mass means more weight. Otherwise, more mass only means more inertia.

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    15. Re:hello... by mpeskett · · Score: 2, Informative

      A massive object in near-zero gravity weighs less than a smaller object in very strong gravity... that's sort of what weight means.

      I agree it's pedantry to insist that the headline be perfectly accurate, but you're still wrong.

    16. Re:hello... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What? No. If object has near-infinite mass, it will have (create!) near-infinite gravity and thus also near-infinite weight.

    17. Re:hello... by ZaMoose · · Score: 1

      ...And all they've got you doing is posting on Slashdot?

      Poor sap.

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    18. Re:hello... by Deadstick · · Score: 1

      ...which makes "weight" meaningless in describing the object, unless you specify the gravity. Nobody's getting this... rj

    19. Re:hello... by clone53421 · · Score: 1

      If you say something's heavier, you probably mean it's more massive, and you're measuring the change in weight based on a constant gravitational field. I really don't see the big deal here.

      Sure, in some rare cases, you didn't mean it's more massive: I'd be heavier on Jupiter, for instance. But it's pretty obvious from context that the difference is the gravitational field, not my mass.

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    20. Re:hello... by clone53421 · · Score: 1

      Perhaps, but as long as we're talking about the "weight" of arbitrary objects in near-zero gravity, it's safe to assume that when we say "hey, it's heavier than we thought" we probably don't mean we simply upped the gravity field by which we measure that.

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    21. Re:hello... by FiloEleven · · Score: 1

      People, people! Frames of reference, please! Weight is _always_ relative. An object of near-infinite mass unaffected by an external gravitational field, if conscious, would experience subjective weightlessness.

      I hear this is why your mom moved out past the Kuiper belt.

    22. Re:hello... by ObsessiveMathsFreak · · Score: 1

      No, he's pointing out the pretty basic fact that mass and weight are measures of two different things.

      Now, that's actually quite a tricky question.

      Yes, indeed we can separate mass and weight. Mass can be defined through inertia, that is, by measure how difficult it is to move a piece of material. I believe this is done with some kind of spring balance on th ISS for example. Weight is simply the force of gravity upon an object, which changes depending on the strength of the local gravitational field.

      But here's the catch. Weight and mass are always linearly related. One is always a multiple of the other no matter where you are or what type of material you are talking about. We can imagine a material that is hard to move, but that isn't affected by gravity at all, and such a material does not seem to break any theoretical laws. But, no such material exists. All matter, no matter what it is made of, has the same (up to a constant) inertial mass as it has gravitational mass. (For anyone who has played LittleBigPlanet, our universe has no Pink Floaty material.)

      In fact, when it comes right down to it, our only real way of measuring mass is to compare the weight of an object with the weight of the standard kilogram mass. If even our most fundamental definition of mass itself relies on weight, then it is understandable that confusion can still exist in the minds of many as to the distinction between mass and weight.

      So one can still ask the question, and many do, as to whether weight and mass are really measures of two different things, or simply two related variables which measure the same underlying property of a piece of matter. To say that one object is heavier than another in the same local gravity field is to say that it has more mass, and vice versa. Weight and mass are seemingly inextricably linked, linearly, and it is not so easy to make a distinction between them than you might think.

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    23. Re:hello... by ArtemaOne · · Score: 1

      So a 250 kg ball on our moon weighs less than a 100 kg ball on the Earth. How relevent the inaccurate measurement it when its wrong? And that is only a very short distance.

    24. Re:hello... by clone53421 · · Score: 1

      So a 250 kg ball on our moon weighs less than a 100 kg ball on the Earth.

      Sure, but if you just said the second ball was heavier without explicitly telling us that it was in a different gravity field, we would assume you were comparing two objects in the same gravity field, and we'd naturally assume it was more massive. This isn't our fault for misinterpreting your statement, it's your fault for communicating badly...

      On the other hand, when we hear "X is heavier than we originally thought", we logically – and correctly – assume that the gravitational field is irrelevant, i.e. it hasn't changed, and the statement really means that it's more massive.

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    25. Re:hello... by turbidostato · · Score: 1

      "So one can still ask the question, and many do, as to whether weight and mass are really measures of two different things, or simply two related variables which measure the same underlying property of a piece of matter."

      Unless Match got it right and Einstein wrong, mass and weight can't be "different measures of a single underlying propiety". Just pay attention to this "mental experiment": please devise a (theoretical) mean to weigh the whole Universe. You can't. Mass is an intrinsic propiety of matter while weight is an observable of matter interaction. You need at least two masses attracting each other (by means of their mass) to gain weight so one "weighs" against the other (you against the Earth, for instance).

    26. Re:hello... by Deadstick · · Score: 1

      Precisely.

      rj

    27. Re:hello... by clone53421 · · Score: 1

      Now, what would really be fun is if someone had said something like, "After landing, the astronauts discovered that the lunar lander was 50% heavier than had been predicted."

      Did they incorrectly predict the mass of the lander? (At first consideration, we'd think this would be unlikely, but it's possible that they incorrectly predicted their fuel use, or picked up a giant space slug hitchhiker, or...) Or did they incorrectly predict the gravitational pull of the moon (also pretty unlikely)? Is there another explanation altogether? Which explanation makes more sense, and which is more logical? Does the more logical explanation also make more sense?

      Aag, it's enough to make a grown man cry...

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    28. Re:hello... by clone53421 · · Score: 1

      The question isn't whether weight is the same fundamental thing as mass, it is whether weight is fundamentally linked to mass. In other words, can there exist a massive object having no gravitational effect, or vice versa (a massless object with a non-zero gravitational effect)? Supposedly, such an object would violate no known laws of physics, but we've never found one.

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    29. Re:hello... by jerep · · Score: 1

      Can we all just agree that it's Way Milkier?

      Let's just rename it the Milkshake Galaxy.

    30. Re:hello... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A massive object in near-zero gravity weighs less than a smaller object in very strong gravity...

      ...but only if the "smaller" object is less massive :)

    31. Re:hello... by turbidostato · · Score: 1

      "In other words, can there exist a massive object having no gravitational effect"

      But the point is that that's not weight! Weight is not the gravitational field of an object (or the space-time deformation it induces for that matter) but how *a second object* interacts with it due to the fact they both are massive. For a massive object to be to all known effects weightless (but not massless) it suffices being the only object in Universe.

    32. Re:hello... by FreeFull · · Score: 1

      I think they discovered that the Milky Way spins faster than they thought, and therefore they had to calculate the mass again, which turned out to be twice as big than they predicted previously.

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    33. Re:hello... by clone53421 · · Score: 1

      Weight is not the gravitational field of an object (or the space-time deformation it induces for that matter)

      True, but it's directly correlated to that.

      but how *a second object* interacts with it due to the fact they both are massive.

      That IS the point: you think it's because they're both massive, but it might be something else which has, in all the instances we've observed (but perhaps not in some theoretical instances), been directly correlated to mass.

      For a massive object to be to all known effects weightless (but not massless) it suffices being the only object in Universe.

      No, you're confusing the issue. The object's weight depends on the gravity of a reference object. However, its weight is directly related to its own gravitational field: two gravitational fields will interact in proportion to their strengths and the distances between their origins.

      The easier way to describe it is via "gravitational mass" (which defines how strong an object's gravitational field is and how it interacts with the gravitational fields of other objects having gravitational mass) and "inertial mass" (which resists acceleration). Are they the same? They appear to be, and we've never found a physical object that defies this trend. However, we don't have any conclusive evidence that implies they must be the same.

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    34. Re:hello... by ArtemaOne · · Score: 1

      If you didn't notice I wasn't an original poster. I was just clarifying.

    35. Re:hello... by clone53421 · · Score: 1

      I did notice.

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    36. Re:hello... by turbidostato · · Score: 1

      "No, you're confusing the issue."

      I'm aware of the differences (or lack of them) between inertial and gravitational mass and yes, you are right, to my knowledge we still don't know why they (seem) to be the same. But this was "just" about mass vs weight. Weight is related to the gravitational mass but it is *not* neither gravitational mass nor a measure of it. For all I know, a massive body will have by itself both gravitational and inertial mass, but it won't have weight by itself. When I say this object weights 70 pounds, what I'm really saying is that the gravitational interaction between that object and Earth is measured as 70 pounds. Both, one against the other is what values 70 pounds. With just one of them, you won't have weight; you still will have mass though. While your question is a very interesting one (probably it is *the* interesting one, since the original was mostly semantic) is a different one (though related).

    37. Re:hello... by clone53421 · · Score: 1

      You're arguing semantics: "weight" is being used in this case specifically to refer to gravitational mass. That's the only logical interpretation of the statement "Milky Way Heavier Than Thought", since there's no logical choice of a gravity field in which to measure its weight.

      Weight is related to the gravitational mass but it is *not* neither gravitational mass nor a measure of it. For all I know, a massive body will have by itself both gravitational and inertial mass, but it won't have weight by itself.

      It's not a direct measure of gravitational mass, but it's directly proportional to it. Yes, it's also directly proportional to the strength of the gravity field acting on the object, but, since the gravity field is generally constant, for most practical purposes weight is a direct measurement of gravitational mass.

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    38. Re:hello... by NotmyNick · · Score: 1

      when we say "hey, it's heavier than we thought" we probably don't mean we simply upped the gravity field

      Actually, it does. That's where the spinning faster bit comes in.

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    39. Re:hello... by clone53421 · · Score: 1

      The point is it's more massive than we previously thought, not that it's being measured in a stronger gravity field...

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    40. Re:hello... by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      Actually, mass will only have weight in a gravitational field, where indeed more mass means more weight. Otherwise, more mass only means more inertia.

      That would be an interesting distinction if there was anywhere in the universe that *wasn't* in a gravitational field, but surely the gravitational force is infinite in range, so there can't be.

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    41. Re:hello... by mpeskett · · Score: 1

      Damn it, I've been out-pedanted.

      Curse my sense of sentence flow... it wouldn't let me say "massive" again in such a small space of words.

  5. Reassuring by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    For a while there I was worried it had dropped down to 1 billion years.

    1. Re:Reassuring by davester666 · · Score: 1

      Please dup this article when it's less than 1000 years... I don't want to miss it.

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    2. Re:Reassuring by digitalunity · · Score: 3, Insightful

      No can do.

      However, we may be able to dupe this tomorrow and then again a few years from now when its on Digg.

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    3. Re:Reassuring by MrNaz · · Score: 2

      1000 years is no less irrelevant to you than 1 billion years.

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    4. Re:Reassuring by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My family line may very well be still "alive" in 1000 years, you insensitive clod!

    5. Re:Reassuring by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ..anonymously.

  6. Good news everybody! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Well that's good news and bad news all rolled into. The bad news is we'll be crashing into Andromeda sooner. The good news is that our galaxy has more mass therefore our galaxy will win, since the more massive object always wins in physics... Oh.

    1. Re:Good news everybody! by MrNaz · · Score: 5, Funny

      Tell that to the fat guy who got shot with a rifle round. He has a 600,000% weight advantage, yet he's still in ICU on a respirator.

      Fat man 0, Remington 1.

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    2. Re:Good news everybody! by UncleWilly · · Score: 1

      Tell that to the fat guy who got shot with a rifle round. He has a 600,000% weight advantage, yet he's still in ICU on a respirator.

      Well he did win. Fat guy in ICU (unless he dies from the gunshot) still beats a 65 gr slug in a evidence baggie.

    3. Re:Good news everybody! by jackspenn · · Score: 2, Funny

      Tell that to the fat guy who got shot with a rifle round. He has a 600,000% weight advantage, yet he's still in ICU on a respirator.

      Did you see the bullet afterward?

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    4. Re:Good news everybody! by NeoSkandranon · · Score: 1

      It certainly wasn't in ICU though.

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    5. Re:Good news everybody! by Chris+Burke · · Score: 1

      It certainly wasn't in ICU though.

      Well yeah, no insurance. Have you tried getting a policy for a bullet? The rates are insane!

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  7. Science by maz2331 · · Score: 5, Interesting

    One thing that is great about science is that it does have a way of eventually finding errors and correcting them in the face of new evidence.

    As far as galactic collisions are concerned, we are in no immediate danger. 2-3 Gy vs 5 is an academic exercise, as the Sun will most likely increase its output sufficiently by then to boil off the Earth's oceans anyway,

    Besides, the density of a galaxy (outside of the core) is so low that the chance of a stellar or planetary collision is negligable anyway.

    Or, by then, we would have the technology to detect it and either deflect it or GTFO of the way anyhow.

    Still, it is nice to know we're not in the pipsqueak galaxy. Hoorah!?!?

    1. Re:Science by Dutch+Gun · · Score: 4, Funny

      Still, it is nice to know we're not in the pipsqueak galaxy. Hoorah!?!?

      The Miiilky Waaay... Fuck, yeah!

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    2. Re:Science by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      Still, it is nice to know we're not in the pipsqueak galaxy. Hoorah!?!?

      Let's go to the Magellanic Clouds and look for somebody to beat up!

    3. Re:Science by Klootzak · · Score: 1

      One thing that is great about science is that it does have a way of eventually finding errors and correcting them in the face of new evidence.

      As opposed to Politics, where if you're proven wrong you just need to argue your point HARDER! ;)
      Oh, and also try to trash your opponents reputation with some irrellevant nuance.

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    4. Re:Science by DreadPiratePizz · · Score: 1

      "As far as galactic collisions are concerned, we are in no immediate danger. 2-3 Gy vs 5 is an academic exercise, as the Sun will most likely increase its output sufficiently by then to boil off the Earth's oceans anyway,"

      True. I've heard estimates that predict in about 900 million years, the oceans will have boiled due to the increased energy output from the sun. Between that, and whatever else we could do to doom ourselves, it kind of wants to make you get into space as quickly as possible, no?

    5. Re:Science by SupremoMan · · Score: 1

      Or, by then, we would have the technology to detect it and either deflect it or GTFO of the way anyhow.

      If we had the technology to leave, I don't think we would wait for extinction level event to GTFO.

    6. Re:Science by techno-vampire · · Score: 1

      Either that, or yell as loudly as you can that "the debate is over and we have a consensus," then ignore anybody who doesn't agree with you.

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    7. Re:Science by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Either that, or yell as loudly as you can that "the debate is over and we have a consensus," then ignore anybody who doesn't agree with you.

      It worked for global warming. Kind of.

    8. Re:Science by eyecorporations · · Score: 1

      Freedom is the only way yeah!
      Andromeda your game is through,
      Cause now you have to answer to
      The Miiilky Waaay... Fuck, yeah!

    9. Re:Science by Nutria · · Score: 1

      One thing that is great about science is that it does have a way of eventually finding errors and correcting them in the face of new evidence.

      It's also what makes many educated lay people suspicious when scientists categorically assert that Global Warming Is Upon Us, and We're All Going To Die, so quick, lets over-regulate every facet of everyone's lives, because We Went To University, So We Know What's Good For You.

      I love the Scientific Method, and I think it's the only way to discover Reality, but we have to remember that imperfect people are the ones doing (and sometimes abusing) the science.

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    10. Re:Science by Tablizer · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Besides, the density of a galaxy (outside of the core) is so low that the chance of a stellar or planetary collision is negligable anyway.

      I've read that a bigger risk is that of a nearby super-nova. The collision will likely trigger extreme star formation due to the stirring up of interstellar gas. Thus, it will be quite a fire-works show for a while.
           

    11. Re:Science by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My milky way brings Andromeda to the yard
      and its size
      is bigger than it was
      its mass
      is fatter than it was
      I can teach you,
      but I will have to charge...

    12. Re:Science by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't remember a single scientist saying "We're All Going To Die". Are you a politician?

    13. Re:Science by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My Galaxy is bigger than your Galaxy.

    14. Re:Science by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Doesn't need to be a local collision to be deadly.
      In colliding galaxies, a great deal of energy in the form of x-rays/gamma rays is emitted, making the whole neighborhood a dangerous place.

    15. Re:Science by MBGMorden · · Score: 2, Informative

      Still, it is nice to know we're not in the pipsqueak galaxy. Hoorah!?!?

      Well, we never really were. The Local Group contains a few dozen galaxies, of which the Milky Way was already known to be one of the "big 3" (Andromeda, The Milky Way, and The Triangulum galaxies all being pretty big in comparison to most of the others in the group). It's just that now instead of being #2 we might just be #1 :).

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    16. Re:Science by MBGMorden · · Score: 1

      True. I've heard estimates that predict in about 900 million years, the oceans will have boiled due to the increased energy output from the sun. Between that, and whatever else we could do to doom ourselves, it kind of wants to make you get into space as quickly as possible, no?

      Kinda, but I still wouldn't be in any particular rush. 900 million years is a LONG time. That's enough time for us to blow ourselves to bits, and another sentient species to evolve and give it another go before the planet toasts :).

      Honestly, if we don't figure out interstellar travel within the next few thousand years (we'll say 10,000) my bets is that we simply won't figure it out ever.

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    17. Re:Science by Lord+Ender · · Score: 1

      I'm pretty sure we will have the tech to orbit some big sun-shades before the sun boils us.

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    18. Re:Science by KovaaK · · Score: 1

      Honestly, if we don't figure out interstellar travel within the next few thousand years (we'll say 10,000) my bets is that we simply won't figure it out ever.

      I think you need to specify "fast interstellar travel" - I'd argue that we'll figure out some way to send relatively sustainable colonies out into space in hopes of reaching a suitable planet for life. This is, of course, assuming that no mass-extinction event occurs before that time...

    19. Re:Science by huckamania · · Score: 1

      The key step is to learn to 'live' in space. If we can do that, we can take our time getting anywhere we want. There's water in between us and the next star and lots of it. Plus enough other stuff to make every human richer then Genghis Khan. We just mine it on the way to somewhere or nowhere. If we can live in space we can pretty much do anything we want.

      If we ever do find any other intelligent life, they'll surely be impressed when we land in solid gold and platinum ships, with diamond portholes and some major bling-bling.

  8. No assumptions... by Timothy+Brownawell · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    "These measurements use the traditional surveyor's method of triangulation and do not depend on any assumptions based on other properties, such as brightness," Menten said. The direct measurements "are revising our understanding of the structure and motions of our Galaxy."

    ...this is where we find out that space is convex in some directions and concave in others and not "flat" anywhere, right?

  9. Declaration of inter-galactic hostilities by dfsmith · · Score: 5, Funny

    Well, that'll show those Andromedans not to attack "smaller" galaxies. Now who's laughing! We will plunder their mass (while watching colateral ejected mass fly out).

    1. Re:Declaration of inter-galactic hostilities by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      Two galaxies, one cup.

    2. Re:Declaration of inter-galactic hostilities by Arthur+Grumbine · · Score: 3, Funny

      Well, that'll show those Andromedans not to attack "smaller" galaxies. Now who's laughing! We will plunder their mass...

      So your saying that in the final climactic battle between forces beyond human comprehension - I'm stuck on the pirate side? Dammit!!

      Ninjdromeda's gonna kick our ass...physics be damned!

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    3. Re:Declaration of inter-galactic hostilities by Tablizer · · Score: 1

      We will plunder their mass (while watching colateral ejected mass fly out)

      Do you by chance work at Guantanamo Bay?
           

    4. Re:Declaration of inter-galactic hostilities by TrekkieGod · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Ninjdromeda's gonna kick our ass...physics be damned!

      Dude, we can see them coming 2-3 billion years in advance. I don't think they're ninjas.

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    5. Re:Declaration of inter-galactic hostilities by Arthur+Grumbine · · Score: 1

      But, dude, they're approaching us at a terrifying speed, but they're totally silent! What else besides ninjas can do that?!

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    6. Re:Declaration of inter-galactic hostilities by BigBlueOx · · Score: 1

      I know that the prophecy is that it will end "in fire" but it will actually end in bilateral negotiations.

      BORING bilateral negotiations.

    7. Re:Declaration of inter-galactic hostilities by clone53421 · · Score: 1

      The V-2?

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  10. It's just water weight... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Face it, everyone puts on a little more mass during the holidays. And with hydrogen being the most common element in the galaxy, it's no wonder she's a bit bloated. But she'll start on a program of jogging around the local supercluster, and get back into shape in no time.

  11. last chance for backup! by somewhere+in+AU · · Score: 5, Funny

    oh well.. still leaves plenty of time to debate which is the most robust backup method after all then?

    1. Re:last chance for backup! by Colourspace · · Score: 1

      VI! Emacs!!!! ummm... little help?

    2. Re:last chance for backup! by i_ate_god · · Score: 1

      VI! Emacs!!!! ummm... little help?

      pico, there I helped

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    3. Re:last chance for backup! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Notepad!

    4. Re:last chance for backup! by Idiomatick · · Score: 1

      PS3!

  12. I for one... by alexborges · · Score: 4, Funny

    Thought I was drunk.

    Good to know it was the milky way spinning all too fast.

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  13. From TFA by snowtigger · · Score: 1

    The Earth's Solar System is located some 28,000 light years from the centre of the Milky Way. At that distance, the new measurements show that the galaxy is rotating at a speed of 965,600 km/h, compared to previous estimates of 804,672 km/h, the astronomers report.

    965,600 km/h = 268 222.222 m/s or about 1/1117th of the speed of light...

    1. Re:From TFA by thomasferraro · · Score: 4, Insightful

      "...the galaxy is rotating at a speed of 965,600 km/h, compared to previous estimates of 804,672 km/h, the astronomers report."

      Anyone else think it odd that the previous estimate had six significant digits, yet was apparently off by ~20%?

    2. Re:From TFA by Quinapalus · · Score: 4, Funny

      I think my chemistry teacher would have taken off points for that one.

    3. Re:From TFA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Heard this once.

      Astrophysicists: They're often wrong but never in doubt.

    4. Re:From TFA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

      The odd thing is not the estimate (500,000 mph has one significant digit) but its conversion to km/h.

    5. Re:From TFA by thomasferraro · · Score: 5, Informative

      Thank you, makes much more sense now. Agence France-Presse strikes again. They converted mph to km/hr VERY precisely.

      965,600 km/h = 600,000 mph
      804,672 km/h = 500,000 mph

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    6. Re:From TFA by ceoyoyo · · Score: 1

      The original number was probably in m/s anyway, then converted to mph, rounded, then converted to km/h and not rounded.

    7. Re:From TFA by caerwyn · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Precision != Accuracy.

      The previous measurement had 6 significant digits of precision.
      They just happened to be inaccurate.

      Note that the new estimate seems to have *less* precision (assuming that only the first 4 digits are significant), but is claimed, at least, to have more accuracy.

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    8. Re:From TFA by PalmHair · · Score: 1

      Does that mean God uses Imperial units? Maybe the metric system is just a big hoax, just like the Evolution theory.

    9. Re:From TFA by JakartaDean · · Score: 1

      "...the galaxy is rotating at a speed of 965,600 km/h, compared to previous estimates of 804,672 km/h, the astronomers report." Anyone else think it odd that the previous estimate had six significant digits, yet was apparently off by ~20%?

      Anyone else think it odd that they measured angular velocity in linear units? WTF?

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    10. Re:From TFA by Gryphia · · Score: 1

      Precision != Accuracy

      You can be very precise in your measurement and your measurement can still be very wrong.

      For example, if I had an extremely precise height measuring system (a super ruler) and I measured my height to be 82.23535cm, and later found out that I had mis-calibrated the system and my height was actually 182.23535cm . . . well, my previous measurement was still very precise. However, it was not accurate. That's the difference.

      So, the conclusion is that no matter how good your instruments and observational techniques, if your calibration is wrong, or if you interpret the data wrong, you get very precise inaccurate numbers.

    11. Re:From TFA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's not the point. If the gas station is about one mile down the road, but you prefer km and decide that it's about 1.609 km down the road, you've added precision I didn't intend and made my rough estimate look ridiculously precise when it wasn't intended to be.

    12. Re:From TFA by wurble · · Score: 1

      Oh come on! Someone mod parent funny!

    13. Re:From TFA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We can't do it. If we keep this speed we'll blow up any minute now. - Scotty

    14. Re:From TFA by mysticgoat · · Score: 1

      Yeah, that kind of screw-up (spurious introduction of false significance) should have been caught by the Cosmos Magazine editors. You just can't hire good help any more.

      On a related issue, there are hypotheses that ice ages and mass extinctions may be due to the way solar orbit around galactic center bobs up and down through the denser central plane of the galaxy. IIRC, the mechanisms had to do with disturbances in the Oort cloud shaking loose a lot more comets and such, some of which impact Earth.

      So with the new data that the Sun is revolving about galactic core faster, does this rule out the various bobble hypotheses? Or does it strengthen them by showing a stronger correlation between bobs and smacks?

    15. Re:From TFA by Ludachrispeed · · Score: 1

      Seriously! That was the first thing I noticed in the article. "The Milky Way is rotating at a speed of 161,000 km/h..." What the hell does that mean?

    16. Re:From TFA by nbert · · Score: 1

      Given the size of this system it's understandable that they didn't want to bother non technical readers with 8.85×10^-16 rad/s or 8.45×10^-15 RPM (both taken from this table, which is probably outdated).

      From a non-scientific point of view (especially with the life-span we have) it doesn't matter much if our sun is going into one direction or rotating around the galaxy.

    17. Re:From TFA by Dolda2000 · · Score: 1

      Actually, it's because that's how it is. The "galaxy rotation problem" is the partially unresolved question of whether stars actually travel at the same linear velocity regardlessly of their distance from the galactic center. See Wikipedia.

      Also, regardlessly of the galaxy rotation problem, I don't think you'd expect a galaxy to rotate like a solid disk, now would you? :-) (In case of doubt, think of the linear and angular velocities of our own solar system)

  14. From TFA: by mathx314 · · Score: 0

    At that distance, the new measurements show that the galaxy is rotating at a speed of 965,600 km/h, compared to previous estimates of 804,672 km/h, the astronomers report.

    Forgive the possibly stupid question, but since km/h is a measure of linear speed, is that saying that we're traveling at that speed or is the edge of the Milky Way moving that fast?

    1. Re:From TFA: by glitch23 · · Score: 1

      Forgive the possibly stupid question, but since km/h is a measure of linear speed, is that saying that we're traveling at that speed or is the edge of the Milky Way moving that fast?

      It means exactly what it says. Our Solar System is rotating at 965,600 km/h. We aren't at the edge of the Milky Way anyway as the artist's rendering on the article page shows so it isn't the latter. The "At that distance" phrase is referring to the Solar System's distance (28k light years) from the center of the galaxy. Since the Milky Way isn't being torn apart the outer edges of the galaxy are rotating faster than the inner core (outer edges have to move faster because they have more distance to travel) correspondingly to keep up with the inner core. This is similar to a CD in a CD drive. Since it is a solid material everything moves at the same time however the outer edges move at a rate that is faster than the inner edge. That is the angular velocity however that is being measured. You rotate it fast enough (as in an episode of Mythbusters) and the CD flies apart. I hope that makes sense.

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    2. Re:From TFA: by mathx314 · · Score: 0

      I understand the bit with angular momentum, I just missed the bit about "at that distance." Thanks!

    3. Re:From TFA: by Almost-Retired · · Score: 1

      In what universe are those rules true? Certainly not this one.

      The closer we are to the galactic center of mass, as measured in terms of the centers attraction for us, the higher the gravitational pull toward the center, and the faster we have to go in order not to fall in in a few million years. The stars and other materiel 10x farther out, have required orbital speeds much lower to sustain a constant orbit. This is the reason that most galaxies are spiral shaped, and one can say with 100% certainty which way its spinning because the inward ends of the spirals always point in the direction of rotation.

      Of course, if the density increases linearly until things are less than a light year apart near the center, conversely the majority of the gravitational mass is outside, and the orbital speeds can begin to fall.

      That scenario is not for most galaxies, un-realizable due to most galaxies having a 50 to 2,000,000 sun mass black hole at the center, and for the Milky Way, we are no exception. I don't recall the mass estimates for the invisible Sag B, which 'Sag A' orbits at a good relativistic clip, but lets just say its a big one and let it go at that.

      The article did not specify where in the galaxy that speed was measured, but it makes common sense that they were referring to our location 28k light years out from the center. Had they been referring to some location in an outer arm that was 10x farther out going that fast, then by the time it got inward to us, it would be a relativistic velocity indeed.

    4. Re:From TFA: by aXis100 · · Score: 4, Interesting

      The visble arms of our galaxy's spiral aren't a fixed buch of stars clustered togther, it's a density wave that travels around the disk. Our solar system will pass in and out of various arms (eventually) as the density wave is travelling at a different speed to the actual rotation.

    5. Re:From TFA: by jonadab · · Score: 1

      > It means exactly what it says. Our Solar System is rotating at 965,600 km/h.

      That's... ambiguous, at best. km/h is not a unit of angular/rotational velocity.

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    6. Re:From TFA: by GradiusCVK · · Score: 1

      Also, time is a cube, so there are actually four simultaneous days which our Earth passes through as it rotates through a single 24 hour period.
      Sorry, it's an interesting point you make but it just felt like the right thing to say.

  15. Showing My Ignorance by notseamus · · Score: 2, Insightful

    But how do you calculate the rate of rotation and mass of a galaxy that you're in? It's mind blowing that we can actually do that.

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    1. Re:Showing My Ignorance by Rakishi · · Score: 1

      Depends, how much time do you have to make observations? It's probably rather easy if you got a couple million years to burn.

    2. Re:Showing My Ignorance by McGiraf · · Score: 1

      it seem they got it wrong at least once so far ...

    3. Re:Showing My Ignorance by mhall119 · · Score: 1

      But how do you calculate the rate of rotation and mass of a galaxy that you're in? It's mind blowing that we can actually do that.

      Science.
      It works, Bitches.

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    4. Re:Showing My Ignorance by psnyder · · Score: 1

      As for rotation, I think it's something like this:
      Find an object in the sky. Figure out it's position. A number of days/weeks/years later, look at it again. Figure out it's new position. See how far it traveled and how long it took. Repeat for as many objects in the galaxy as possible.

      As for mass, I would guess it has something to do with using spectrometers to get good ideas about out how much of each element is out there. We already know the mass of these elements. Also looking at movement again, we can see how gravitational forces act on the galaxies around us.

      Then of course, we build complex mathematical models that coincide with what we observe. This is why people suspect there's a thing called Dark Matter. We see the gravity of galaxies and galaxy clusters curving the light of galaxies behind them a lot more than they should be. We think we know what gravity they should have because of their observed masses. Where's all this extra curve coming from?! It's almost as if the galaxy is surrounded in a bubble of more mass! ZOMG Dark matter! Oh yeah, and the edges of galaxies spin a lot faster than they should. Why? Because they're in a sphere of Dark matter of course!! Yeah, it's pretty shaky, but some thing(s) or force(s) is/are adding more gravitational effect and keeping those edges speedy.

    5. Re:Showing My Ignorance by techno-vampire · · Score: 2, Insightful
      As for mass, I would guess it has something to do with using spectrometers to get good ideas about out how much of each element is out there

      I'm no physicist, but I do know that the orbital velocity of an object depends on two things: its distance from the system's center of gravity and the mass of the system in question. Getting a more accurate measure of our orbital velocity gave us a better estimate of the mass.

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    6. Re:Showing My Ignorance by Tablizer · · Score: 2, Funny

      But how do you calculate the rate of rotation and mass of a galaxy that you're in? It's mind blowing that we can actually do that.

      Simple, the girl astronomers don't mind asking neighboring galaxies for directions. (Stubborn guys try to use math and stuff.)
           

  16. They've already filmed it... by MillionthMonkey · · Score: 4, Interesting
    1. Re:They've already filmed it... by MadnessASAP · · Score: 1

      I hope someone has their Camcorder running with a long play tape, its going to be a hell of a show, albeit a somewhat slow one.

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    2. Re:They've already filmed it... by Tablizer · · Score: 1

      It's just like human marriage: both start out as streamlined, well-defined independent spirals, but end up as one big ugly amorphous blob.
             

    3. Re:They've already filmed it... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      and that's now wrong too according to the new data.. I'd like to see a new version of this to compare the differences

    4. Re:They've already filmed it... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OxtsUNA1tk8&feature=related
      This guy is just way too excited about this whole prospect...
      Is it just me or a smirk creeping onto his face as he makes his final statements?

    5. Re:They've already filmed it... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I hope someone has their Camcorder running with a long play tape, its going to be a hell of a show, albeit a somewhat slow one.

      Isn't that what time-lapse photography is for?

    6. Re:They've already filmed it... by saider · · Score: 2, Informative

      They also tend to fling bits and pieces of themselves into the cosmic void soon after the union. Sometimes those pieces will amount to a new galaxy, but most tend to linger around in an eccentric orbit, trying to escape but never managing to achieve enough velocity.

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    7. Re:They've already filmed it... by orangesquid · · Score: 1

      " but most tend to linger around in an eccentric orbit, trying to escape but never managing to achieve enough velocity. "

      You know, the adult children are nice to have around at first, but you're right, it *is* awkward. After a while, though, you get jealous of the other older couples "complaining" about an empty nest. ;)

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    8. Re:They've already filmed it... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dad? I didn't know you posted here...

    9. Re:They've already filmed it... by jerep · · Score: 1

      It's even better when you add in pictures from Hubble in the simulation:

      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h3LIhqK0MEo

  17. Way Heavier Than Thought, and Spinning Faster by bobdotorg · · Score: 4, Funny

    Ugh. Sounds like scientists just discovered my last blind date.

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    1. Re:Way Heavier Than Thought, and Spinning Faster by n+dot+l · · Score: 1
    2. Re:Way Heavier Than Thought, and Spinning Faster by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      The Milky Way would like to respond by noting that it is not, in fact heavier, it's just that these pants makes its butt look big.

    3. Re:Way Heavier Than Thought, and Spinning Faster by Technopaladin · · Score: 1

      you date politicians? See theres the problem if you werent on slashdot I would reprove you from attempting to breed more of them. Since this is slashdot no worries about breeding.

    4. Re:Way Heavier Than Thought, and Spinning Faster by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ugh. Sounds like scientists just discovered my last blind date.

      At least now I know why you didn't call. Ass.

    5. Re:Way Heavier Than Thought, and Spinning Faster by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      At least now I know why you didn't call. Ass.

      Correct: ass. Way, way too much of it.

  18. Here is my results for Milky Way, etc by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    I did a study.
    1. Three Musketeers is the most voluminous.
    2. Snickers is the densest.
    3. Milky Way resulted from collision between high energy caramel particles into a Three Musketeers bar. And a new sub layer formed under the chocolate strata. The caramel particles could not penetrate the nougat.
    4. Milky Way Dark has the most dark matter.
    5. Mars has the biggest nuts.

    WhatMeWorry!!

    1. Re:Here is my results for Milky Way, etc by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Butterfinger is the densest, Almond Joy has the biggest nuts, and Hershey's Special Dark has the most dark matter.

  19. I haven't read the paper, but... by phlegmofdiscontent · · Score: 1, Insightful

    I think the article oversimplifies. The Milky Way doesn't rotate as one single piece. It's made up of billions of stars (duh!) which revolve around the center at different velocities. So, the question is, is the quoted speed the speed at which the Sun revolves around the galactic center or the average speed of the arms (which move much slower than the stars)? Maybe more later if I can find the paper on arxiv.org

    1. Re:I haven't read the paper, but... by boot_img · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Actually the orbital velocity is (surprisingly) close to constant, as in most spiral galaxies. In fact, it is these "flat" (i.e. constant as a function of galactocentric radius) rotation curves that were some of the earliest evidence for dark matter.

      That having been said, my guess is that the velocities quoted in the press release refer to the Sun's (or more accurately the Local Standard of Rest's) velocity around the Galactic center.

      Couldn't find the paper on arxiv.org ...

       

    2. Re:I haven't read the paper, but... by Tablizer · · Score: 1

      The Milky Way doesn't rotate as one single piece. It's made up of billions of stars (duh!) which revolve around the center at different velocities.

      No wonder our neighbors keep shifting away. I thought it was because they were on to our wireless thievery.
         

    3. Re:I haven't read the paper, but... by ArtemaOne · · Score: 1

      Even more complicated is the fact that the arms are in fact compression waves. The stars do move, but the compression waves rotate tremendously faster than the matter.

  20. Damn... by owlnation · · Score: 1

    ... should have used low fat milk...

    1. Re:Damn... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      screw low fat milk. Milk was meant to be whole.

  21. Oh no! by dont_forget · · Score: 1

    Oh no! I better not forget to turn of the oven!

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  22. I thought something felt a little off... by Narcocide · · Score: 1

    ... or maybe I'd better just slow down on the brandy.

  23. ...in 2 or 3 billion years ?!? by swell · · Score: 2, Funny

    Whoa, for a moment I thought you said _million_ years. No need to panic, people.

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    1. Re:...in 2 or 3 billion years ?!? by Chris+Burke · · Score: 1

      Whoa, for a moment I thought you said _million_ years. No need to panic, people.

      Are you kidding?! This totally screws my long-term investment strategy!

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  24. Headline by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Is that Milky "Way Heavier" Than Thought or is it "Milky Way" Heavier Than Thought?

  25. Implications? by Fieryphoenix · · Score: 0

    Does this mean we should also re-evaluate the Snickers galaxy? And will there be a price increase, or just a "Now With 50% More!" sticker?

    1. Re:Implications? by jbeaupre · · Score: 1
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  26. Little sister? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Rule 34 on the milky way!

  27. Ahah! by sleeponthemic · · Score: 4, Funny

    Twice as heavy! Talk about getting it wrong.

    It's only a matter of time before the earth's age is readjusted to 6000 years!

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    1. Re:Ahah! by McNihil · · Score: 1

      Ah yeah yeah... and its not Milky Way any more but Cheesus Way... fatter and rhymes with that dude.

      OMG this is a new low for me.

    2. Re:Ahah! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How much time? We need to include it in our calculations.

    3. Re:Ahah! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      minor nitpick: 50% more mass would be half again as heavy not twice as heavy (1.5x not 2x)

  28. Obligatory... by Samah · · Score: 0

    Hopefully we'll have Duke Nukem Forever by then...
    Then again, probably not.

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  29. Heavy thoughts??? by www.sorehands.com · · Score: 3, Funny

    Do you mean there is a problem with gravity in the future?

    1. Re:Heavy thoughts??? by BForrester · · Score: 1

      No kidding.

      Thoughts don't weigh much, either; the most generous estimate equates them to one penny a piece. That's one hundredth of a pound.

    2. Re:Heavy thoughts??? by ZaMoose · · Score: 1

      Well, Lorraine, I am your density, after all.

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    3. Re:Heavy thoughts??? by Gilmoure · · Score: 1

      Heavy!

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  30. What is heavyer than thought? by alexborges · · Score: 1

    The Milky Way!

    BTW: you should see Luis Buñuel's movie of the same name:

    Incontrollable Beauty

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  31. Milky is way heavier than thought..? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Whoa, dude, this Milky is way heavier than thought.

    Dude, but how much does thought way?

  32. Re: technically by Dare+nMc · · Score: 1

    If that galaxy is more dense than ours, then it would also have higher gravity, correct? So it is possible for Sum of Mass to be nearly equal, yet our sum of weight would be much lower. I guess if all galaxies are orbiting some super distant super mass, and thus we had some weight related orbital decay, this discussion might matter?

  33. So much for the snack food by zymurgy_cat · · Score: 1

    Does this mean they'll take the candy out of the vending machines since it's obviously leading to obesity on a galactic scale?

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  34. Re:UID.. lets compare by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    i think someone forgot to post anonymously..

  35. CO2 by timmarhy · · Score: 1

    some how i just know this is because of global warming!

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  36. angular velocity anyone? by Ardipithecus · · Score: 1

    "the Milky Way is rotating at a speed of 161,000 km/h faster than previously thought."

    Units converted from radians/mole

  37. Re:UID.. lets compare by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Nah, check his sig and his logon. He's retarded, not forgetful.

  38. astronomers... by bcrowell · · Score: 1

    You know an astronomer has found an unusually accurate measuring technique when the error bars get as low as 50%. Now that best value for the mass of the Milky Way has 1-sigma error bars of 50%, I'm glad to be able to say with 95% statistical confidence that its mass is greater than zero. On the other hand, for the "glass is half empty" folks, there's still a 5% chance that its mass is negative.

    1. Re:astronomers... by Tablizer · · Score: 1

      On the other hand, ... there's still a 5% chance that its mass is negative.

      Now we know where the Klingons are hiding the anti-matter.
           

  39. A huge hit for EVE skill training. by edahl · · Score: 1

    2-3 billion years? I'll never make it!

    1. Re:A huge hit for EVE skill training. by Aleanthus · · Score: 1

      glad i maxed out my learning skills FIRST ;)

  40. with apologies to Randall Munroe by carambola5 · · Score: 1

    Milky Way heavier than thought? Maybe it's your mom.

    Zing!

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  41. OH MY GOD by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    OH MY GOD, I WAS GOING TO HAVE KIDS, I was gonna have a great life! I may win the lottery next week! How am I going to live knowing that my great*10^7 grandkids may be killed in a tragic intergalactic traffic accident?

  42. Dark Matter by arthurpaliden · · Score: 1

    OK, so now that the galaxy is heavier/massive. Do we still need dark matter to explain how it works?

    1. Re:Dark Matter by jackspenn · · Score: 1

      Perhaps we are to assume it means we have more dark matter as now we have even more unaccountable matter to account for.

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    2. Re:Dark Matter by dotancohen · · Score: 1

      OK, so now that the galaxy is heavier/massive. Do we still need dark matter to explain how it works?

      More than ever. Dark matter was discovered (well, supposed) because of the way the galaxy rotates in an even fashion. Loose particles (ie, atoms of water in a cup) don't do that. Dense particles (ie, atoms of plastic in a CD) do. So there must be even _more_ dark matter than previously thought.

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    3. Re:Dark Matter by jonadab · · Score: 1

      We only need dark matter if we're determined to believe certain traditional ideas (most notably, the big bang). If we're willing to accept that there's stuff we don't know and we might have been wrong about some of that stuff, dark matter becomes optional.

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  43. They keep swapping the title by GleeBot · · Score: 2, Insightful

    It seems like whether the Milky Way or Andromeda is bigger changes every couple years, as this paper or that paper claims a measurement showing one or the other is actually a lot bigger than we all thought.

    We used to think the Milky Way was bigger (and before that, thought Andromeda was bigger for the longest time), and then recently we got some evidence that Andromeda was actually bigger after all. And then there's this piece about the Milky Way actually be bigger after all.

    Me? I'm going to sit back and let the scientists figure it out for a few more decades before deciding. All we really know is that Andromeda and the Milky Way are by far the two biggest galaxies in our Local Group, and they're probably close enough in size to make figuring out which one is really bigger a bit tricky.

    1. Re:They keep swapping the title by Tablizer · · Score: 2, Funny

      It seems like whether the Milky Way or Andromeda is bigger changes every couple years, ... We used to think the Milky Way was bigger (and before that, thought Andromeda was bigger for the longest time), and then recently we got some evidence that Andromeda was actually bigger after all. And then there's this piece about the Milky Way actually be bigger after all.

      When the tax collector comes by, we tinker with the books a bit, but then put it back big for advertising reasons.
               

    2. Re:They keep swapping the title by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think the whole story with Andromeda being bigger and heavier is just propaganda on the behalf of the Andromedans. We know better...

    3. Re:They keep swapping the title by jonadab · · Score: 1

      Yeah, I must have missed a memo, because last I knew they thought the Milky Way was half again the size of Andromeda. Granted I haven't paid *close* attention, but I was totally unaware that the consensus had changed to the Milky Way being "the little sister in the local galaxy group".

      I'm still not convinced that the distance-measuring methods astronomers swear by necessarily work correctly for extremely long distances. There's no way to experimentally confirm them, so we're working off of speculation built on speculation.

      I tend to trust the nearby distances (out to a handful of parsecs) as being approximately correct, because the parallax method, based on basic trigonometry, is also used to measure shorter distances on Earth's surface, and it works pretty well there, so unless there's something _special_ about *not* being on the surface of a planet that would make it incorrect somehow, or something special about larger numbers that would mess it up, it's probably fine. On top of that, we also used the same method for measuring distances to objects such as Pluto, and then we sent spacecraft, and they were able to enter orbit as planned, send back pictures, and so on. These distances are not as large as some of the other ones we measure via parallax, so I suppose there could be a decreasing reliability with increasing distance (beyond the imprecision we know about, arising from the imprecision of our angle measurements), but on the whole I tend to trust the parallax method as being more or less verified and the distances it gives us more or less correct.

      But once you get out past the limits of the precision of our ability to measure the angles, they have to resort to distance-determining methods that, to my knowledge, have never been experimentally tested. Red shift is a great example of this. How do we really know that objects whose spectra are shifted further toward red are necessarily proportionally farther away? Has this ever been tested? The theory sort of makes sense, but a lot of ideas sort of make sense until you attempt to confirm them and then end up being completely wrong. I'm not fully convinced that the astronomers *really* know what they're doing measuring distances at the galactic scale and larger, because there's no way (at our present level of technology, or for the forseeable future) to confirm any of the results.

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  44. 3Musketeers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Now I see why they are running all those commercials about 3Musketeers being 45% lighter.

  45. "2 or 3 billion years instead of 5" by Nyckname · · Score: 1

    Aw, crud. There go my plans.

  46. You should PLAN on being dead. Just don't die. by NotQuiteReal · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Statistically speaking, you will die.

    If you don't plan on what happens after that, someone else will (no pun intended).

    Planning on something isn't the same as wishing for it.

    As for me, WRT "the singularity"? If I could upload "myself", would I? I don't know. Probably. But if you think about it, "you" don't get to go, only your "branch/copy" does. Are you that selfless? What if it costs money? Are you willing to pay for "his" immortality? AFAIK, the first sentence stands alone.

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    1. Re:You should PLAN on being dead. Just don't die. by FeepingCreature · · Score: 1

      It's a philosophical question - why do we exist? If you believe we exist for a purpose, then there is no practical difference between you and your copy. Also, there are ways to create a gradual transition to uploaded-state, without breaking consciousness. (virtualizing parts of your brain at a time)

    2. Re:You should PLAN on being dead. Just don't die. by ZeroExistenZ · · Score: 1
      I believe you missinterpreted the grandparents post.
      There *wont* be a different between you and your copy. Your copy will do what you would do, react in the same way, make the same decision and evolve the way you do based on your daily input and ability to output, process, link, associate and store creating a dynamic internal cerbral evolution. But he or she will be able to do that. You will still be stuck in your conscience, and not being able to be transfered in a way you get to experience it. Why not? it will still be a copy. Your copy will, if fully "transfered", have your conscience and feel like (s)he is you with your memories, but you yourself wont.

      Good thing too though, I'd hate to wake up one day, seeing the world through a lowresolution optical sensor just processing that image over and over. Being bound to your master on what you input (unless you have autonomy)

      Imagine waking up, someone holding a picture in front of you all day, as one and only input. FOR HOURS. it's like watching gras grow, but worse. And you cannot look away.

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    3. Re:You should PLAN on being dead. Just don't die. by Lord+Ender · · Score: 1

      We will be using stem cells to replace our body parts as they age. There's no need to digitize our brains.

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    4. Re:You should PLAN on being dead. Just don't die. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You will still be stuck in your conscience, and not being able to be transfered in a way you get to experience it. Why not? it will still be a copy. Your copy will, if fully "transfered", have your conscience and feel like (s)he is you with your memories, but you yourself wont.

      Your body exchanges all of its material in a matter of years. How do you know "you" have not become a "copy" several times already? How do you know "you" are not reborn every day? Every second? Every nanosecond? Being copied is not necessarily to be feared, except for the practical consequences of there being another one of you simultaneously in time.

      If we are different people each day then people have performed marvelous acts of self-sacrifice, spending their whole life laboring for a fruit they will never see. All done in the name of the illusion of self-continuity! Once a "copy" tells you how wonderful immortality is, and how everyone should try it, you'll get in line.

    5. Re:You should PLAN on being dead. Just don't die. by clone53421 · · Score: 1

      Your copy will do what you would do, react in the same way, make the same decision and evolve the way you do based on your daily input and ability to output, process, link, associate and store creating a dynamic internal cerbral evolution. But he or she will be able to do that. You will still be stuck in your conscience, and not being able to be transfered in a way you get to experience it. Why not? it will still be a copy. Your copy will, if fully "transfered", have your conscience and feel like (s)he is you with your memories, but you yourself wont.

      Sort of like this...

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    6. Re:You should PLAN on being dead. Just don't die. by Gilmoure · · Score: 1

      My copy will be a head in a jar and won't be able to touch himself. D'oh!

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    7. Re:You should PLAN on being dead. Just don't die. by ZeroExistenZ · · Score: 1

      You raise interesting points and project a very interesting view of each moment being the product of numbers of organismes and mechanisms sustaining themselves and that expression being us as a contious being believing it's continious in its dynamic experience and being. I visualized the dynamic nature without massive organic renewal and sacrifice when I was pointing out the conscience would seem to be "untransferable", but you could pass it on as it would be an imprint of your current state.

      The selfsacrifice is a known mechanism in cells. The tiny cell wont be able to conceptualize or understand its purpose. We can, as the an expression of it. Yet we don't know ourselves, for certain, what we are part of in a larger scale.

      I don't know if I immediatly would stand in line. I'd humor the idea thoroughly first: Existence isn't always a pleasant thing, certainly not with our ability, psychology and often inability to adjust to drastic changes. (see the generation gaps fe.)
      If you compare "eternity" with your current concept of "all my life", it's incomprehensible.

      I personally don't feel I live for self-continuity nor act upon that, I act upon my perceived register of past, current and the projections I make with that set, coloured by desire, emotion, and moral/social constructs and even less conscious processes we identify as instinct which is arguably in place to sustain oneself and reproduce. (if I don't eat I'm hungry, to acquire food, within my society, I have to generate income to be able to trade it with someone specialized in another trade which allows me to feed myself. If I hurt myself, I damage myself and might make it harder for me to sustain myself or in extension makes me a less preferable candidate for reproduction or protect my mate and sustain a shelter until my offspring is strong enough to survive, so it's instinctly discouraged with pain and discomfort.)

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    8. Re:You should PLAN on being dead. Just don't die. by turbidostato · · Score: 1

      "Statistically speaking, you will die. "

      Statistically speaking, no you won't: from Adam to-date, less than half of Humankind has ever died, and even those that did, just died once!

      You know, there're lies, damn lies and statistics.

    9. Re:You should PLAN on being dead. Just don't die. by turbidostato · · Score: 1

      "The selfsacrifice is a known mechanism in cells. The tiny cell wont be able to conceptualize or understand its purpose."

      Then, it is not "selfsacrifice" since there's not "self" to sacrifice.

      "Yet we don't know ourselves, for certain, what we are part of in a larger scale."

      We know we are not part of nothing large scale. As a matter of fact we know, full stop.

    10. Re:You should PLAN on being dead. Just don't die. by clone53421 · · Score: 1

      Statistically speaking, you're still almost guaranteed to die at least once before your 100th birthday.

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    11. Re:You should PLAN on being dead. Just don't die. by RockDoctor · · Score: 1

      "Statistically speaking, you will die. " Statistically speaking, no you won't: from Adam to-date, less than half of Humankind has ever died,

      References please?

      This is an oft-repeated line, sometimes expressed as "now that the living outnumber the dead". It's bollocks. OK - that's a bit harsh. It's wrong, significantly wrong.

      Depending on your assumptions, the actual numbers are moderately variable. In 2002, a writer for the Population Reference Bureau published one set of assumptions at http://www.prb.org/pdf/PT_novdec02.pdf , and came up with around 106,456,367,669 people born since an initial pair in 50,000BCE, so that the 2002 population of 6,215,000,000 represented 5.8% of the total number of humans ever born.

      It's actually an interesting exercise in programming and modelling to study - you can use any system you want, but it lends itself to spreadsheeting, because you can be quite subtle about how you modify your model. I could provide you with a sheet I did some years ago, but the process of developing your own is instructive, and worth putting a couple of hours into.

      Urgh - I just found that spreadsheet. I did it in 2000, in a discussion prompted by a retard of a creationist (a retard by the pretty retarded standards of that group). It's not a new question.

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  47. Re:Science (clarification) by Tablizer · · Score: 1

    Clarification: "the collision" is referring to the galactic collision, not stellar collision.

  48. Galactic BMI by NicknamesAreStupid · · Score: 1

    I've been noticing how everyone is getting heavier (except Steve Jobs). Apparently, this epidemic has reached galactic proportions. Of course, we should have suspected the Milky Way to be fattening.

  49. False Advertising by jvollmer · · Score: 1
    >Milky Way Heavier Than Thought, and Spinning Faster

    Apparently the fluffy nugat filling isn't as fluffy as previously claimed.

    If it's not Consolidated Lint,it's just fuzz!

  50. position by CarpetShark · · Score: 1

    Speed: if you know a constellation of stars is in our galaxy, then you can track it's movement speed. Especially since we have software that'll give the position of constellations right back to egyptian times, etc.

    Mass: they're working this out based on the rotation speed.

  51. this is why I'm skeptical by ILuvRamen · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Remember that the reason dark matter supposedly exist is because scientists calculated the weight of the visible matter in the entire universe and said "well that doesn't match up with the energy/gravity" so they make up some imaginary object to make up the difference. And then a couple years later OMG I guess we were 50% off of the mass of the milky way, oops. If they can't even measure our galaxy properly, then dark matter probably doesn't exist because they're just calculating it wrong. Either that or it's literally regular matter that has almost no light bouncing off it cuz it's too far away from a light source.

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    1. Re:this is why I'm skeptical by dotancohen · · Score: 1

      You do realize that this discovery means that there is _more_ dark matter in the Milky Way, not less?

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    2. Re:this is why I'm skeptical by Burnhard · · Score: 1

      Or it could mean that our theory of the nature of gravity at these very large scales is wrong.

    3. Re:this is why I'm skeptical by Abcd1234 · · Score: 1

      Remember that the reason dark matter supposedly exist is because scientists calculated the weight of the visible matter in the entire universe and said "well that doesn't match up with the energy/gravity"

      Uhh, no, that's just *one* observation that points to dark matter. Another would be the flat rotation curves of galaxies. Oh, and the Bullet Cluster results. And the MACS_J0025.4-1222 observations.

      But, yeah, you're right, I'm sure it's all just aether. :rollseyes:

    4. Re:this is why I'm skeptical by CardiganKiller · · Score: 1

      Well, that's not surprising considering that we are from the Slow Zone, and it looks like we're deeper in than we previously thought.

    5. Re:this is why I'm skeptical by dotancohen · · Score: 1

      MOND again?

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  52. we age slower then by at_slashdot · · Score: 2, Funny

    Does that mean that we age slower compared to the people in Andromeda?

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    1. Re:we age slower then by jonadab · · Score: 1

      > Does that mean that we age slower compared to the people in Andromeda?

      That would only follow if there were humans in Andromeda, or something biologically *extremely* similar to humans, right down to how aging works and how long it takes (if you put them side-by-side with us in the same reference frame, e.g., on the surface of the same planet). You always see lots of humans (possibly with weird forehead ridges) in sci-fi, but that's just because it makes casting easier. Although sometimes there's also an in-universe explanation, even if it's a retcon. Known Space (Ringworld universe), Stargate, and Star Trek (TNG: The Chase) all explain it by indicating a shared origin. Come to think of it, shared origin would be the Mormon doctrinal position, as well. Most Christian denominations assume de facto that there's no intelligent biological life outside the solar system, but this usually doesn't have the force of actual written doctrine. The Bible says nothing directly on the subject. Anyway, my point is, even if you assume there's intelligent life out there, there's no particular reason to believe it would be humanoid at all, much less age in close enough to the same fashion as humans to make the above comparison meaningful. And that's *assuming* there's even life in any form we would recognize outside of our own solar system, which is flagrant speculation in the first place.

      Even if there *were* humans in Andromeda, aging rates would still be relative to your reference frame, because time is relative to your reference frame.

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  53. What a NERD by cheekyboy · · Score: 0, Troll

    NEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRDD.

    Like a title, of its more MASSY sounds nicer.

    (theres more matter in exitance) yea yeah we know.

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  54. Oh man.. by Oranse · · Score: 1

    The Inhibitors have to speed up a bit.

  55. and the property value? by cheekyboy · · Score: 1

    100 billion stars * 5 usefull planets?

    500 billion * 200 trillion dollars = WERE RICH!

    We can offer plots at 2% rates.

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  56. NO NO NO... GALACTIC WARMING! by gfolkert · · Score: 1

    Get it right!

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  57. Milkyway More Massive Than Thought by newdsfornerds · · Score: 1

    Not heavier.

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  59. Very interesting... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Any word on the weight and/or rotational velocity of other candy bars?

  60. Citation by Gryphia · · Score: 1

    Does anyone have a citation for an actual peer-reviewed article on this? Because I'm not particularly inclined to believe this random article from somewhere just on its own . . . and it doesn't seem to include a citation to anything.

  61. This is good news for a candy bar... by scorp1us · · Score: 1

    As "fun size" and "bite size" and decreased density of the malt nougat reduce our bar per dollar, its nice to know that its not as bad as it seems.

    I for one welcome our caramel-covered malt-nougat overlords!

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  62. Well, duh - what is actually lighter as thought? by Luxusleben · · Score: 1

    nt

  63. Somebody call Eric Idle by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    We need new lyrics for the Universe song...

    1. Re:Somebody call Eric Idle by Technopaladin · · Score: 1

      He rounds alot in the song he is fine.

  64. question by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "...the galaxy is rotating at a speed of 965,600 km/h, compared to previous estimates of 804,672 km/h, the astronomers report."

    would this mean if i flew out too the rim of our galaxy and stayed still on one spot the stars and planets would pass me by because of the spin and being in a empty space? or has the empty space got mass aswell and would it keep me on the relative same spot too the stars? like floating along the edges in a circle i mean...

  65. Infinite storage backup device... by clone53421 · · Score: 1

    /dev/null

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  66. Bring back Biblical chemistry and astrophysics too by Xtifr · · Score: 1

    Remember, the Solar System is only a theory, just like gravity and chemistry. We need to start teaching kids about the alternatives!

  67. Galaxy Song by AJNeufeld · · Score: 1

    Does this change any lyrics in the Galaxy Song?

  68. Heavier than Thought? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I dunno, I can think some pretty heavy thoughts....

  69. Heavier things fall faster? by sydb · · Score: 1

    I think not. So I don't get it. Why does greater mass than we thought, mean impact with another object sooner than we thought?

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  70. Well that sucks by PingPongBoy · · Score: 1

    It's time to go on a diet again.

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  71. Speed? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How can they give us a speed in KM/h? Maybe they mean the earth and our solar system is traveling at a certain speed. But when you are referring to rotational speed you measure in degrees/s.... which will be a very small number for something as large as a galaxy.

    If you are near the center of the galaxy you will be traveling a lot slower than if you are at the edge!

  72. Question by Brass+Cannon · · Score: 1

    Doesn't the idea of galaxies colliding conflict with Hubble's discovery that the Universe is expanding? I thought that no matter where you were in the universe, everything was moving away from you. I remember examples with a balloon and also raisin bread. If Hubble is right, then shouldn't Andromeda be moving away from any vantage point in the Milky Way (and anywhere else in the universe for that matter)?

  73. Dumbing things down by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why would you say the Milky Way is heavier than thought when it's mass is what you where talking about.

  74. The Galaxy Song by peetm · · Score: 1

    So, how does this 'bollocks up' Eric Idle's Galaxy Song?

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  75. Bigger and heavier, or actually very tiny by ChrisRnlds · · Score: 1

    So, who else here thinks that all of the space around us with it's planets etc. is just a tiny molecule of some really big "thing". Just imagine that maybe there is a real giant sitting behind his computer...typing on his keyboard which in fact is composed of what we know as our galaxy? Did I explain my question clearly enough? :) anyone else here shares my opinion...?