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  1. Ha! you got to be kidding. on Can India Become A Knowledge Superpower? · · Score: -1, Flamebait
    In China R&D stands for Rip-off & Deploy...

    Nothing to see here, move along

  2. The technology on Thin CRTs to Challenge LCDs in 2005 · · Score: -1
    They tried that but no go. Then they tried the yagi's but the signal was crap after 35 degrees so they had to go with an omni antanae and send the signal everywere and hope that the signal sticks to the screen with minimal interference. Once the signal sticks to the screen it gets picked up by a magneto ocsillator which vibrates the information, (sort of like those new fangled hard drives) which then tells the led what colour to display on the screen.

    or something like that....

  3. Kenny... on Four Linux Vendors Agree On An LSB Implemenation · · Score: -1
    Only one comment and you bastards have killed the server.

    The server was called Kenny....

  4. Intel cannot compete on perfoemance.... on Intel "East Fork" Technology Migration · · Score: -1
    "It's an easier way to communicate a group of functions to essentially a non-technical audience," said Nathan Brookwood...

    They need to dupe the unsuspecting consumer - ala P.T. Barnum....

  5. Vive le France! on Automatic Scanning for Cameras in Theaters · · Score: -1

    Le Halo3 beta est prés mes amis! un-deux-trois Le bittorrent!

  6. That's nothing... on Automatic Scanning for Cameras in Theaters · · Score: -1
    ...and there is invariably some big guy who takes a popcorn break right in the middle of the movie...

    I watched a movie where the fat guy farted when he sat down and it wasn't of the popcorn variety...

  7. Apparently.... on Welkin: A General-Purpose RDF Browser · · Score: -1
    targetted to those who need to get a mental model of any RDF dataset, from a single RSS 1.0 news feed

    The link only works for those targetted individuals who need it drawn out for them in pictures before they can understand it, consider yourself lucky...

  8. Re:But do they have underwater shotguns? on Underwater Robots for Everyone · · Score: -1

    Yes but it they were pretty much useless until some enterprising individual attached a flashlight to them with some duct tape....

  9. Now your talking! on The CPU: From Conception to Birth · · Score: -1

    Mmmm yes it is much better to have a "Krispy Kreme inside!" than an "Intel inside!"

  10. Re:Oh my! on Halo 2 Retail Date Broken in Midwest · · Score: -1
    I'm peeing my panties!

    Cross-dresser huh?

  11. Loose Goose! on Cisco Source Code Up For Sale: Only $24,000 · · Score: -1

    Just remember this saying - A loose goose shits on your lawn so lose the goose or your lose your lawn.

  12. Been decompiling Java for awhile now... on Decompiling Java · · Score: 5, Funny

    Everytime I take a piss after my morning cup of joe...

  13. Numbers Symbols and Letters.... on Letters-Only LM Hash Database · · Score: -1
    is a much less likely password than say "foo7bar+".

    So long as you use letters, numbers and symbols in the password for example: My:Hz2 (as a bonus it is easy to remember too!)

  14. You forgot... on So, Who Wrote Sobig? · · Score: 2, Funny
    about 5 seconds.

    to add the word milli after the five....

  15. 9th? on Flattening Out The Linux Cluster Learning Curve · · Score: -1

    Dude, you need a cluster.

  16. Re:Next step: Hire Ellen Feiss for a TV ad on NYT Firefox Campaign Raises $250,000 · · Score: 0
    you missed the fact that IE is slow. it is kind of like...

    wait for it...

    a bummer

  17. Nice and legal like... on NYT Firefox Campaign Raises $250,000 · · Score: -1
    The problem with $250,000 is that the ad might be 99% names, and 1% content.



    Not if you print in 6pt type. You obviously never looked at a Microsoft EULA - What the BIG print giveth the fine print taketh away....

  18. You're right... on Waterproof MP3 Player Uses Bone Conduction · · Score: -1

    It would be bbbaad to the bbbone....

  19. Yes but.... on Waterproof MP3 Player Uses Bone Conduction · · Score: -1

    Listening to bbbbad to the bbbone would have more meaning to it....

  20. wrong cube... on Rubik's Famous Magic Cube in Lego Form · · Score: -1

    It would have been much more impressive if it was a Game Cube...

  21. new name? on GTA: San Andreas Leaked · · Score: -1

    Grand Theft Application: Anditisn't Myfault!

  22. correction on the pedantic correction on Wanna Buy a Reusable Rocket for 19k USD? · · Score: -1
    3000 feet = 0.9144 kilometers

    Is there such a thing as being more pedantic? or is that just called being anal about something?

  23. Aha! on Australia Vulnerable to Korean Hacking Army · · Score: -1
    look, all it takes is *ONE* connection to the internet, in safe harbour somewhere, and they're back on again.

    Looks like we found a spammer, for only a spammer would be so familiar with this technique finding "safe harbour".

  24. Re:Blackadder quote (Sorry, I couldn't resist) on Linus Pooh-Pooh's Real-Time Patch · · Score: 0, Funny

    Yes, it was a cunning plan....

  25. Prior Art... on German Scientists Create 5 qubit Quantum Register · · Score: -1
    The "1992 World Almanac and Book of Facts" gives a Roman Cubit of 17.5 inches, a Greek Cubit of 18.3 inches, and a so-called "Biblical Cubit" of 21.8 inches.

    No mention of the storage capacity but man were those memory sticks huge!