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  1. Re:Those 2% raises don't add up over time... on IT Employees At EmblemHealth Fight To Save Jobs (computerworld.com) · · Score: 1

    Since when is overtime paid to IT staff?

  2. The earth's chucking a wobbly! on NASA: Global Warming Is Now Changing How Earth Wobbles (go.com) · · Score: 0, Troll

    Maybe it'll make all those denialist idiots sticking their heads in the sand, even more dizzy than they were.

  3. Re:*TRIGGERED* on Tech Firms Have An Obsession With 'Female' Digital Servants (zdnet.com) · · Score: 1

    I WOULD BUY THE $#!+ OUTTA THAT!!! FOR REALSIES!!!

    lots of non caps added cause slashdot don't like mr. torgue

  4. Re:Next level social awkwardness on Company Creates Gun That Looks Like a Cellphone (nbcnews.com) · · Score: 1

    Uh, except there is zero chance of bystanders being killed if you or your boyfriend accidentally go off.

  5. Re:Too many nebuloud "social" companies. on One of Silicon Valley's Most Esteemed VCs Says Startups Are 'Mostly Crap' (vanityfair.com) · · Score: 3, Funny

    As an aside, I realize that nebuloud was almost certainly a typo for nebulous, but it's actually a wonderful portmanteau word that describes startups perfectly.

    Not only are they nebulous, they're loud in their self-promotion to anyone with two coins to rub together.

    Or maybe it's a portmanteau between nebulous and cloud. Just as apt either way.

  6. Re:Because catering to heterosexual men = EVIL! on Sexism Is Still a Thing At Microsoft's GDC Party (techcrunch.com) · · Score: 1

    Simple. Guess who's high enough on the totem pole to decide what goes on the covers of both men's and women's magazines?

  7. Re:I don't care if it's Trump or anybody else on How Donald Trump Uses Twitter As a Weapon of Fear · · Score: 1

    Fallacy of false equivalence. Ho-hum.

  8. Looks like Whittingdale is the best politician money can buy!

    Seriously, I wonder how much he's been paid by various ad companies to shill that hard for them.

  9. 4 million years == 'not too distant' on Leap Days May Be Going Away In the Not Too Distant Future · · Score: 5, Insightful

    SINCE WHEN?

  10. Re:I don't care if it's Trump or anybody else on How Donald Trump Uses Twitter As a Weapon of Fear · · Score: 1

    Pity that reality and the law doesn't agree with you. Incitement to riot is a crime, and entrapment is (at least officially) a no-no.

  11. Re: what a laugh on How Donald Trump Uses Twitter As a Weapon of Fear · · Score: 1

    Wow, you're seriously dissing the democrats on the cause of WOMEN?

    That's so far beyond irony, it's transuraniumy.

  12. Re:Well, so much for that business plan on New Research Shows You Can Grow Sperm In a Dish (sciencemag.org) · · Score: 2

    Oh, so you're where all those old mouse balls went...

  13. Re:Worth repeating once again... on Google, Yahoo Cry About Ad-Blocking (cnbc.com) · · Score: 2

    No, what advertisers lack isn't so much smarts: it's any scrap of empathy or ethics. They're a pack of highly paid sociopaths.

    They don't CARE if they steal the bandwidth of / infect with malware / otherwise annoy the living crap out of their victims, er, viewers.

    As far as malvertisers are concerned, any attention is good attention, even the homicidally annoyed variety of attention.

    They're just banking that after a while the memory of the annoyance gets dissociated from the memory of the product they're flogging.

    This is why they'll pry AdBlock, NoScript and their successors out of my cold, dead, keyboard mashing fingers.

  14. Re:The situation is indeed dire on In Progress: Fastest Sea Rise In At Least 2800 Years (www.cbc.ca) · · Score: 1

    Ah, good old tone policing. Pity you didn't have anything non-fallacious to say.

  15. Re:I hope it's true... on In Progress: Fastest Sea Rise In At Least 2800 Years (www.cbc.ca) · · Score: 2

    Uh, if they drowned, then that'd be ironclad proof that it ISN'T nonsense.

    Gotta love that denialist LOLgic.

  16. Re:Non-believers on In Progress: Fastest Sea Rise In At Least 2800 Years (www.cbc.ca) · · Score: 1

    Ah, but that's exactly why corporate spindoctors and their denialist sheep lie so hard about humanity not breaking that vase; they "think" that would absolve them of any responsibility to clean it up.

  17. Zaphod, is that you? on Wearable Third Arm Gives Drummers Extra Robotic Rhythm (gizmag.com) · · Score: 1

    How's your ski-boxing coming along, frood?

  18. Re:Michigan..... on Last January Was the Hottest Global Temperature Anomaly In Recorded History · · Score: 1

    Tom Lehrer actually :)

    "The breakfast garbage you throw into the Bay, they drink for lunch in San Jose!"

  19. Re: Religion is poison on Americans' Evolution Knowledge Isn't That Bad, If You Ask About Elephants (sciencemag.org) · · Score: 1

    So, you're saying that when a _previously_Theist_ person becomes Atheist, they instantly forget everything they previously knew about religion?

    Wow, genius, that's some primo LOLgic you've got there.

  20. Let's see if I've got this right... on Carbon Dioxide From the Air Converted Into Methanol (gizmag.com) · · Score: 1

    1: Install intake funnels over party caucuses, presidential debates etc etc.
    2: Intake hot air > lower temperature > less global warming
    3: Intake CO2 > methanol > less fossil fuel burning
    4: PROFIT!

  21. Yeah but on Alibaba you can get 'em by the container shipload. With added lead!

  22. Re:Duct Tape on Ask Slashdot: How Do I Reduce Information Leakage From My Personal Devices? · · Score: 1

    Well that explains the screams coming from your toilet.

  23. Nah. Unlike Joe Average User, there are several large enterprises out there with deep enough pockets and large enough fleets of lawyers to make M$ back off.

  24. Re:C'mon Microsoft! WTF? on 'Get Windows 10' Turns Itself On and Nags Win 7 and 8.1 Users Twice a Day (infoworld.com) · · Score: 1

    Exactly! It's my as, and I don't want terisk it.

  25. Re:What me worry on As Sea Levels Rise, Are Coastal Nuclear Plants Ready? (nationalgeographic.com) · · Score: 1

    Suuure, they're not rising. Gee whiz, I guess all those Micronesian nations are just the victims of mass hallucination.

    You wouldn't know real science if it sat on your face and shimmied.