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  1. It's Iron Chef time on Millions of King Crabs Turn Sea to Desert · · Score: 3, Funny

    Today's secret ingredient is: *dramatic pause* *dramatic pose* CRAB INFESTATION!

  2. Re:stupid security on State Department Hit With Many More Break-Ins · · Score: 1

    The problem with government departments 'deserving' this is that it's MY government (albeit not run well, nor by folks I'm particularly proud of) and MY data and MY country that is being put at risk.

    The department may well deserve a drubbing, but said drubbing probably shouldn't consist of their computers which I bought and paid for, being run as part of a botnet by Joe Pyongyang.

  3. Re:Newton on Van Gogh Painted Turbulence · · Score: 1, Funny

    I don't know about you, but every dog I've ever had has been a first-rate mathematician. Their ability to calculate the parabolic trajectory taken by a ballistic tennis ball is first rate.

  4. I have one question: on Plasma Needle to Replace Dentist's Drill · · Score: 2, Funny

    Is it safe?

    *turns on plasma needle*

    Is... it... safe?

  5. What? on Finding Programming Work on the Side? · · Score: 4, Funny

    You sometimes go to movies without your girlfriend?

    You should treat her better!

  6. Re:Missing the point a bit? on Windows Compute Cluster Server 2003 Released · · Score: 1

    Of course, when your HPC starts acting up in the middle of a massive simulation, 'reboot the cluster' isn't really a good answer, is it?

  7. Re:It works both ways of course on More Warnings Against Oversharing on MySpace · · Score: 2, Interesting

    'Strange clothing'...

    Do you mean protective stuff, leathers or tough textiles or whatnot? The kind of thing anyone with a quarter of a brain should be wearing if riding a motorcyle?

    Or do you mean she's wearing LARPing gear on the weekends, and for some reason the 'gang' doesn't send her far, far away?

  8. Yay. on HP is Tech's New Top Dog? · · Score: 4, Funny

    Self-igniting batteries are the path to success in business. Who would have guessed?

  9. Re:Legislation, meet morality on Jack Thompson's Game Bill Moves Forward · · Score: 3, Insightful

    An insight I've had myself in the past: The law is indeed an operating system for the nation.

    Software developers like myself can see the mass of spaghetti which has been the direct result of a bunch of rank amateurs writing the code ad-hoc. Additionally, we can see their failings when it comes to poorly-understand complexity and unintended results of actions.

    See Genetic Engineering for some similar concerns.

  10. Re:one would think? on Consumers Look For More Utilitarian Cellphones · · Score: 1

    Which means little, if they are 300 miles from the nearest cell tower.

  11. Excellent timing on USPTO Rules Fogent JPEG Patent Invalid · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Considering Microsoft's new graphics file format, an unencumbered JPG format is a rather handy thing to have out there.

  12. Re:Cool on Microsoft Introduces Pay-as-You-Go Computing · · Score: 3, Informative

    It ought to be a challenge, if nothing else.

    It looks like Microsoft has chosen Transmeta to provide the processors, with some hardening features implemented within Transmeta's CMS (Code Morphing Software) technology I presume. They claim it's quite well-hardened against hack attempts.

    http://biz.yahoo.com/bw/060522/20060521005028.html ?.v=1

    Let the arms war commence!

  13. Re:disambiguation on Acme for Windows · · Score: 1

    From Acme: A User Interface for Programmers Acme is a new program, a combined window system, editor, and shell, that applies some of the ideas distilled by Oberon. Where Oberon uses objects and modules within a programming language (also called Oberon), Acme uses files and commands within an existing operating system (Plan 9). Unlike Oberon, Acme does not yet have support for graphical output, just text. At least for now, the work on Acme has concentrated on producing the smoothest user interface possible for a programmer at work.

  14. Re:Insight. on Politicians Target Social Sites For Restrictions · · Score: 2, Funny

    Of course, one can extend this just a bit. In my experience (I ain't exactly old, but I've been out of high school for decades) our Government CAN'T do anything right. So they should just stop doing everything.

  15. Re:A day in the life... on Eight Hour Coding Session Causes DVT · · Score: 1

    3. Profit!

  16. Re:SHOCKING: People are nude under their clothes on Jack Thompson Weighs in on Oblivion · · Score: 4, Funny

    This reminds me of "The Muppet Show". Sam the Eagle was all in a huff, and gave a speech about the evils of nudity. A reasonable paraphrase goes like this:

    People, under their clothes? Nudity!

    Birds, under their feathers? Nudity! *looks down, slinks off*

  17. Hilarious! on ODF Offers MS Word Plugin to MA · · Score: 4, Funny

    Microsoft can't/won't provide interoperability tools, but the ODF (an organization with far more money, right?) is able to do it.

    I love it.

  18. Re:Wouldn't it be easier... on Cloak of Invisibility Coming Soon · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Judging by the American news media, I'd say it's already been invented and is in active use.

  19. Re:Screw the spammers. on BlueSecurity Database Compromised? · · Score: 1

    D'oh!

  20. Re:Screw the spammers. on BlueSecurity Database Compromised? · · Score: 1

    You and me both. I get this funny feeling that I'm actually being attacked by someone, as I can think of no other good reason that so very many emails would be generated with random strings @my.own.personal.years-old.domain.named.after.me.a nd.never.previously.registered.by.anyone.else.

    Indeed, the occasional 'you have registered for xxx' message certainly points to this.

    Without SpamAssassin, I'd be dead in the water.

  21. Re:you need some kids... on BlueSecurity Database Compromised? · · Score: 1

    Got two of 'em, but they're still a bit young for most chores.

    I'll tell you what: As soon as my oldest is big enough to push the lawnmower, my life is gonna get a bit easier! For now, though, it's mostly about helping to set the table and such.

  22. Re:Screw the spammers. on BlueSecurity Database Compromised? · · Score: 1

    /dev/null: The mail server maintainer's greatest friend!

  23. Re:What must be done on BlueSecurity Database Compromised? · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    This method also helps if you need to recycle paper in your community (as I do). I just tear up the external envelope and add it to the postage-paid package I send back.

  24. Screw the spammers. on BlueSecurity Database Compromised? · · Score: 3, Interesting

    What the hell does 20 or 30 messages mean? Nothing at all to me. I reject anywhere from 20 to 40 THOUSAND emails daily, on a domain with precisely two email users: My wife and me. The vast majority of the crap I get is easily rejected because it's sent to bogus (as in, they never ever existed) email addresses. SpamAssassin catches much of the rest.

  25. One other detail on Microsoft's IE7 Search Box Bugs Google · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Firefox isn't a Google product, and isn't subject to the same sorts of antitrust restrictions that IE is. Various combinations that rhyme with 'Clucking Nidiot' were going through my head when I read the blurb.