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Cloak of Invisibility Coming Soon

davaguco writes "It seems that we will finally be able to make ourselves invisible" It seems like this story resurfaces every few months and then gets submitted a zillion times so here it is. Personally I'm still waiting for my cloak of evasion. 20% miss chance is awesome.

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  1. Pictures by nizo · · Score: 5, Funny

    The article doesn't have any pictures; one can be found here.

    1. Re:Pictures by clevershark · · Score: 4, Funny

      You just think there were no pictures! That's how effective the technology really is!

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    2. Re:Pictures by Tackhead · · Score: 5, Interesting
      > The article doesn't have any pictures; one can be found here [http://www.jpassion.net/sitepix/blank_square.gif] .

      Nothing to see there. Moving right along...

      From TFA:

      Prof Milton's team calculated that when certain objects are placed next to superlenses, the light bouncing off them is essentially erased by light reflecting off the superlens, making the object invisible.

      Sounds an awful lot like the technology speculated about in Dean Ing's Ransom of Black Stealth One about ten years ago.

    3. Re:Pictures by Rei · · Score: 0

      So lets cover the basics. There is a "superlens", which can make things invisible because it uses a "metamaterial", which has a negative index of refraction, to bend light, which is both a particle and a wave at the same time, and whose particles velocities cannot be both accurately measured in position and location at the same time, just one of the two.

      This Is What Scientists Actually Believe!

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    4. Re:Pictures by systemic+chaos · · Score: 5, Funny

      Truly, you have a dizzying intellect

    5. Re:Pictures by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I was more interested in the mislabeled picture on Yahoo news: http://news.yahoo.com/photo/060503/photos_sc/2006_ 05_03t132522_450x338_us_environment_ozone;_ylt=ArS vl2JDBHvisA1h53uMgVsiANEA;_ylu=X3oDMTA3bGk2OHYzBHN lYwN0bXA- I think the article comes from Reuters.

      The Southern hemisphere is labeled as the Northern hemisphere. Is this a reflection on the geographical literacy of Y? Or of Reuters?

    6. Re:Pictures by LordMaxxon · · Score: 2, Funny

      Nothing to see there. Moving right along...

      Am I the only one who finds this phrase particularly appropriate here?

    7. Re:Pictures by servognome · · Score: 3, Insightful

      This Is What Scientists Actually Believe!

      Science isn't about the "truth," it is about models that explain a set of data. Doesn't matter if their model is real, it explains and predicts a set of behavior. Once data is discovered that contradicts the model, scientists work on reformulating it.

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    8. Re:Pictures by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Funnier would have been: "Article here"

    9. Re:Pictures by jank1887 · · Score: 1

      Wait til I get going! Now, where was I?

    10. Re:Pictures by JackCroww · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Just because you don't understand the science, doesn't make it invalid. You are not the final arbiter of all that is logical in the world.

      All you do is broadcast your ignorance to the world. What really astounds me is how proud you are of your ignorance.

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    11. Re:Pictures by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      mod this parent up...

      kinda like the county prosecutor.... Find a plausible scenario for how a crime was commited by whom and for what reason, then drive forward to that conclusion.

      Unfortunately, years later, DNA testing reveals the "proven" conviction was actually not the person who commited the crime despite the prosecutions neat and tidy picture which was presented.

      Science is kinda like that....except teh "jury of peers" is other scentists who may profit financially or socially or otherwise from supporting the "facts".

    12. Re:Pictures by polarfleece · · Score: 1

      Even earlier than ten years ago - the BOOK the Philadeliphia Experiment suggested that the ship didn;t dissappear, it was just a strong electromagnetic field (the whoe project was an experiment in camoflauge/stealth)that reflected light away from it, thus making the ship (according to the story) invisible from the waterline up - you could supposedly still see the hull cutting the water. This is neither implausable nor infeasible, and it will be ineresting to see the peer review of the current mathematics.

    13. Re:Pictures by ksattic · · Score: 1

      Wow, that looks exactly like the Windows Vista screenshot!

    14. Re:Pictures by BootNinja · · Score: 1

      Australia.

    15. Re:Pictures by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm pretty sure that was a South Park reference, specifically to the Scientology episode...which, I may add was hilarious.

    16. Re:Pictures by Foobar+of+Borg · · Score: 1

      Never go up against CmdrTaco, when Death is on the line! Ha-ha-ha! Ha-ha-ha-ha! Ha-ha- *falls over dead*

    17. Re:Pictures by malilo · · Score: 1

      The parent poster was joking; you're just an idiot. You clearly have no idea how science works. A lot of science is motivated by *disproving* a competing team's results. There are limited funds available, and more often than not, scientists from different institutions/teams are adversaries. I'm not saying incorrect conclusions aren't published (they are all the time) but the point is that they are eventually debunked because there is incentive to do so. Naturally, if you suck as a scientist and keep publishing incorrect things, your funding isn't likely to stick around.

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    18. Re:Pictures by kurzweilfreak · · Score: 1

      Pssh, ninjas and kaninjas have had this technology for like ever. That's how they get away with killing anyone they want. That, and they're totally sweet.

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      5th Kyu Genbukan Ninpo/KJJR student

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    19. Re:Pictures by Ryan+Amos · · Score: 1
      If anyone would read TFA, they would have noticed the last paragraph:

      So far the researchers have only worked through the mathematics to prove that the device is plausible. The practicalities of making one have yet to be solved.


      They haven't even made the prototype device that will undoubtedly be much larger than a cloak. A cloak using this technology is probably at least 30 years off (yes, that's a guess.)
    20. Re:Pictures by jdray · · Score: 1

      What I don't get is what they expect to happen to the light coming from behind the object being cloaked. Do they have some method for making it continue through the space that the object is occupying? That would be a neat trick. I think the last round of this sort of article talked about some sort of mixed camera/display setup that shot a movie of what was going on on one side of a vehicle and played it on the other, making the vehicle less than noticible by casual glance.

      I guess it's just a wait-and-see thing. If you told someone in the 1940s that most households would eventually have a box in the kitchen that cooked things with radio waves, they would have laughed at you. If you were to tell them that you would be discussing things with peers from all over the world by way of an interconnected network of personal computing machinery, much of which was sized such that it could be carried in a briefcase, they would have considered locking you up.

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      Updated 6/28/2011
    21. Re:Pictures by x2A · · Score: 1

      err, I think it was a actually a South Park joke.

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    22. Re:Pictures by sgt_doom · · Score: 0, Troll
      DARN IT!!

      How many times to I have to tell you guys, the invisibility formula has already been successfully created????

      Your fearless leader/president/decider/frat boy, George W. Bush, used it when he was stationed in the Texas Air National Guard in Alabama - and again in several other places while in the Texas ANG!

      That is exactly why no one ever saw him at those places.....

      [In a democracy, the people are the deciders.]

    23. Re:Pictures by nusuth · · Score: 1

      Although you are right that may scientists support that view, that is not Science with capital s; it is positivism. There are also many scientists who are primarily concerned with explanations, as in "what really is", which is deeper than models of data.

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    24. Re:Pictures by Firehed · · Score: 1
      They haven't even made the prototype device that will undoubtedly be much larger than a cloak. A cloak using this technology is probably at least 30 years off (yes, that's a guess.)
      I'd be happy with chain mail of invisibility, if that's what it takes. In fact that'd be more fun - you get to screw with people's heads as you chink around the room unseen. If it becomes large cardboard box of invisibility, you just need to make sure not to knock people over. I'd suggest holding out till the spandex model.
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    25. Re:Pictures by FragHARD · · Score: 1

      >>Science isn't about the "truth,"

      Heh heh heh You got that right ;=) just look at all of the supposed facts some of them have been pushing down our throats for years... now we find out they were stretching their facts a bit just one example--> http://www.harvard-magazine.com/on-line/0100114.ht ml

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    26. Re:Pictures by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Saw that one coming a mile away (pardon the pun, lol)

    27. Re:Pictures by BootNinja · · Score: 1

      They were both poisoned. I've spent the last several years building up an immunity to iocaine powder.

    28. Re:Pictures by jelle · · Score: 1

      "Prof Milton's team calculated that when certain objects are placed next to superlenses, the light bouncing off them is essentially erased by light reflecting off the superlens, making the object invisible."

      I know of at least one other device that can make objects invisible when they are placed next to my device.

      I'm calling it a superwall.

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    29. Re:Pictures by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Congratulations, you have managed to sucessfuly slashdot a empty picture.

    30. Re:Pictures by fromme · · Score: 1

      That's easy - just use CSS

  2. "Nothing for you to see here. Please move along." by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Apparently the story has the cloak of invisibility.

  3. Screw that! by Gilmoure · · Score: 4, Funny

    I want my Acme rocket roller skates!

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    I drank what? -- Socrates
    1. Re:Screw that! by xWastedMindx · · Score: 4, Funny

      You can find those here.

      Pretty amusing clip, I might add. :)

    2. Re:Screw that! by Gilmoure · · Score: 1

      Oh man, I am so jealous. There were some commercials a few years ago, trumpeting 'true American heros'. This man definately deserves such an award.

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      I drank what? -- Socrates
    3. Re:Screw that! by Alsee · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Screw the rocket roller skates. I want that neat black paint the Road Runner uses to paint tunnels onto mountainsides.

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  4. Wouldn't it be easier... by Kelson · · Score: 5, Interesting

    To create a Somebody Else's Problem field? People are quite good at ignoring what they think isn't important (or what they don't want to recognize), so if you could find a way to convince people to ignore something, it would be just as effective as actual invisibility.

    1. Re:Wouldn't it be easier... by Vengeance · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Judging by the American news media, I'd say it's already been invented and is in active use.

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    2. Re:Wouldn't it be easier... by kfg · · Score: 1

      Ah, but I'm afraid this technology is going to be most useful in hiding things from machines that go "Ping!" when they "see" something.

      It isn't going to be enough to create a Somebody Else's Problem Field around the object to be hidden. You'll also need one around the detecting device so that people ignore it. That's a much harder problem.

      "Brain the size of a planet, but do they listen to me when I tell them they're standing right underneath a Vogon battle cruiser? Noooooooooooo! I'll just go sit over here on this rock and rust."

      KFG

    3. Re:Wouldn't it be easier... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What do you get when you combine Steve Jobs and Fox news?

    4. Re:Wouldn't it be easier... by A+beautiful+mind · · Score: 1

      The current administration already patented it.

      Just look at the issue of presidential accountability.

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      Be yourself no matter what they say
    5. Re:Wouldn't it be easier... by tomhudson · · Score: 0, Troll

      Yep, and it was used to great effectiveness by Stephen Colbert at the White House Press Association Dinner.

      the way the mainstream media covered his speech, you would think he wasn't even there.

      http://thankyoustephencolbert.org/

    6. Re:Wouldn't it be easier... by kfg · · Score: 1

      go do your astronaut,. . .

      I told you I'm not an astronaut.

      cowboy,. . .

      Not since my youth.

      super secret agent shit.

      No comment, or I'd have to kill you.

      KFG

    7. Re:Wouldn't it be easier... by AeroIllini · · Score: 1

      It isn't going to be enough to create a Somebody Else's Problem Field around the object to be hidden. You'll also need one around the detecting device so that people ignore it. That's a much harder problem.

      Not if the devices around the object all have Genuine People Personalities(tm).

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    8. Re:Wouldn't it be easier... by Maximilio · · Score: 1

      There's been an SEP field planted right in the middle of DC for six years. Its effects were most powerfully felt in the press room, where reporters repeatedly were unable to ask probing or even intelligent questions due to their lack of interest in the public interest. Apparently the field is breaking down, now.

    9. Re:Wouldn't it be easier... by springbox · · Score: 1
      so if you could find a way to convince people to ignore something, it would be just as effective as actual invisibility.

      Yeah, you could just disguise yourself as a box. Works all the time in Metal Gear Solid.

    10. Re:Wouldn't it be easier... by Slightly+Askew · · Score: 1

      This problem has already been addressed by Scott Adams in his book "The Dilbert Future".

      To paraphrase, as I don't have the book handy, he determined that in the future, public surveillance would be ubiquitous and the key to personal privacy is to be dangerously boring, thus giving nobody a reason to spy on you.

      Judging by my sphere of contacts, I am apparently not the only person to read this book.

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      Public use of any portable music system is a virtually guaranteed indicator of sociopathic tendencies. -- Zoso
    11. Re:Wouldn't it be easier... by Cobralisk · · Score: 1

      Somebody else's reality distortion problem field?

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    12. Re:Wouldn't it be easier... by cgenman · · Score: 1

      Shouldn't somebody have done something about that?

  5. Nothing to see by EnsilZah · · Score: 5, Funny

    I really find it hard to believe that the "Nothing for you to see here. Please move along." i just saw is accidental, some meta-humour by Taco perhaps?

    1. Re:Nothing to see by DebianDog · · Score: 1

      No his name is Officer Barbrady.

  6. Hmmm. by x_MeRLiN_x · · Score: 5, Funny

    I'll believe it when I see it.

    1. Re:Hmmm. by Soul-Burn666 · · Score: 4, Funny

      I'll believe it when I don't!

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    2. Re:Hmmm. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Offtopic: Your mama's so fat the invisibilty cloak can't even hide all of her!

    3. Re:Hmmm. by jonoid · · Score: 2, Funny

      You must be religious. *badum-ching*

      Thanks, I'll be here all week.

    4. Re:Hmmm. by Alsee · · Score: 1

      I won't believe it when I do see it.

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    5. Re:Hmmm. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ill beleave it when i am standing in the womens locker room and am not seen.

  7. 20% miss chance by sckeener · · Score: 0, Redundant

    yeah that 20% miss chance is awesome...no more sneak attacks from co-workers!

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    1. Re:20% miss chance by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Typical Rogue. My Overpower loves you.

  8. Re: cloak of evasion by ltwally · · Score: 5, Funny
    "Personally I'm still waiting for my cloak of evasion. 20% miss chance is awesome."
    Yeah, but it doesn't work against constructs or undead, which is why I'll take my epic level cloak of elvenkind any day of the week.
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  9. You know... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I bought 2 of these the other day. This guy on the street corner was selling 1 for $100, but he threw in a second for only $50.

    Problem is, I can't seem to find where I put them....

  10. Actually invisibility gives 50% miss chance by cculianu · · Score: 5, Funny

    Actually, according to D&D 3.5 rules, if you are invisible (as with improved invisibility), but are detected (ie enemies know where you are due to listen checks and/or maybe you just cast a spell, etc) you get a concealment bonus of 50%, which is better than that 20% evasion that you are talking about. So given a cloak of evasion or a cloak of invisibility, I would much rather have the invisibility, thank you very much. Even with regular invisibility I think it's a 25% concealment bonus -- still better than 20%.

    1. Re:Actually invisibility gives 50% miss chance by jt418-93 · · Score: 5, Funny

      seriously, get out and get laid dude.

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    2. Re:Actually invisibility gives 50% miss chance by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Is that you comic book guy?

    3. Re:Actually invisibility gives 50% miss chance by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      what the hell are you talking about?

    4. Re:Actually invisibility gives 50% miss chance by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, but doesn't invisibility end when you attack?

    5. Re:Actually invisibility gives 50% miss chance by godscent · · Score: 4, Informative

      I assume CmdrTaco is talking about some other game. In D&D, evasion doesn't provide any kind of miss chance. It allows you to take less damage on certain attacks when making a successful reflex saving throw.

      Also, there is no cloak of evasion. There is a ring of evasion, though.

    6. Re:Actually invisibility gives 50% miss chance by gEvil+(beta) · · Score: 5, Funny

      Because of your post, I would like to present you with this +3 Sceptre of Extreme Dorkdom. I'm confident that you'll know exactly what the benefits and disadvantages of wielding it are.

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    7. Re:Actually invisibility gives 50% miss chance by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ah ok, so I wasn't the only one whose inner monologue immdiately snapped to CBG when reading that.

    8. Re:Actually invisibility gives 50% miss chance by Arivia · · Score: 1

      I'd take the cloak of evasion instead; been awhile since I've been item-poking, but it's trivially easy to generate invisibility/concealment effects, while it's quite difficult to get the very useful evasion ability.

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    9. Re:Actually invisibility gives 50% miss chance by Cat_Byte · · Score: 1

      Also, there is no cloak of evasion. There is a ring of evasion, though.

      Don't make me use my gauntlets of nuclear explosion on you. I've got the squirting ring of tobasco sauce on too.

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    10. Re:Actually invisibility gives 50% miss chance by ElephanTS · · Score: 2, Interesting

      brilliant :-)

      Worthy of seenonslash.com - see you there . . .

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    11. Re:Actually invisibility gives 50% miss chance by Ansonmont · · Score: 5, Funny

      For those who don't know the SoED +3 offers the following benefits/penalties:

      Pros
      1) +3 Sci-Fi/Comics/Anime Knowledge Check
      2) +1 Money Making Technology Attribute
      3) +5 ability to skewer pompous know-it-alls

      Cons
      1) -5 Charisma score to all but the "Drow-knowing" of Female Humans.
      2) +4 vunerability to Jock/Bullies/Bugbears
      3) +6 affinity to "reading" Slashdot....

    12. Re:Actually invisibility gives 50% miss chance by turthalion · · Score: 1
      Personally I'm still waiting for my cloak of evasion.


      I don't say evasion, I say avoision.
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    13. Re:Actually invisibility gives 50% miss chance by jafiwam · · Score: 1

      Yeah. You laugh now.

      But when you are attacked by a Gazebo and already alienated all the other players so they won't help you will sing a different tune.

    14. Re:Actually invisibility gives 50% miss chance by jb.hl.com · · Score: 4, Funny

      I'm fairly sure that most people who play D+D can't do much else but "wield their sceptres", if you get my drift.

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    15. Re:Actually invisibility gives 50% miss chance by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm sure it was an honest mistake, and that CmdrTaco was refering to the Minor Cloak of Displacement.

      ( http://www.d20srd.org/srd/magicItems/wondrousItems .htm#cloakofDisplacementMinor)

    16. Re:Actually invisibility gives 50% miss chance by Pope · · Score: 1

      "+5 ability to skewer pompous know-it-alls"

      Most dorks I've dealt with *are* the pompus know-it-alls, so this is some kind of backfire mechanism.

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    17. Re:Actually invisibility gives 50% miss chance by crazybilly · · Score: 1

      +40 xp: you made your wisdome check!

    18. Re:Actually invisibility gives 50% miss chance by dascandy · · Score: 1

      > 3) +5 ability to skewer pompous know-it-alls

      Aw crap.... I was maxing that skill already, can't use more points!

    19. Re:Actually invisibility gives 50% miss chance by Maxo-Texas · · Score: 3, Interesting

      All kidding aside...

      It's a social game- my daughter and her husband played it together in college (it's partially how they met-- it's partially how me and her mom met). They play in my game now that they are back in town. Unfortunately- her mom and I only made it about 10 years.

      There were plenty of females in their college group.

      My games have had a lot of females and couples over the years including a couple messy affairs.

      My game was the basis for a sporting event (Ultimate frisbee) for close to a decade (if we didn't play- it didn't make). I still play ultimate twice a week and just last week they commented on my showing a bit of a six-pack.

      As for me... well I've probably seen more action than you have unless you are an NBA star and none of it through clubs or with "club" girls. A surprising amount through Everquest including a couple trips to Vegas.

      All of this takes money of course- which being a geek in the 80's made pretty easy to do in the 90's and now. I learned a lot of skills writing my D&D utilities in apple basic and cobol.

      Are some D&D folks massive nerds? Sure-- but so are some Harley motorcycle fans. Are they happy? If so why pick on them unless it makes you feel better about your own life (which undoubtably lacks perfection in some way too).

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      She was like chocolate when she drank... semi-sweet at first and then increasingly bitter.
    20. Re:Actually invisibility gives 50% miss chance by Alsee · · Score: 1

      Why else do you think he needs a cloak of invisibility?

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    21. Re:Actually invisibility gives 50% miss chance by Mycroft_VIII · · Score: 1

      Vin Diesle (sp?) also used to play D&D, he even wrote a forward for the recent 'retrospective' book on the game. I don't think he has any shortage of women interested in him.
          Nor has he failed to make a very good income.

      Mycroft

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    22. Re:Actually invisibility gives 50% miss chance by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Only on Slashdot could "I've probably seen more action than you have" get modded as "Informative"...

    23. Re:Actually invisibility gives 50% miss chance by Xyrus · · Score: 1

      You NEED to be eaten by a large grue. :)

      ~X~

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    24. Re:Actually invisibility gives 50% miss chance by Maxo-Texas · · Score: 1

      And then there is the irony of computer -nerds- riding on dnd -nerds- about being geeky.

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    25. Re:Actually invisibility gives 50% miss chance by gstoddart · · Score: 1
      seriously, get out and get laid dude.

      I think having that level of encyclopedic recall of the D&D rules might be a rate-limiting step there. It may be too late. :-P
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    26. Re:Actually invisibility gives 50% miss chance by EtherealStrife · · Score: 1

      What we're concerned with is people attacking you

  11. Apparently not quite reality yet by Marxist+Hacker+42 · · Score: 4, Informative

    From the end of TFA: So far the researchers have only worked through the mathematics to prove that the device is plausible. The practicalities of making one have yet to be solved.

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    1. Re:Apparently not quite reality yet by BaronHethorSamedi · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Ah, but try proving the non-existence of an invisible device...

    2. Re:Apparently not quite reality yet by szrachen · · Score: 1

      I want to know who is researching the plausibility of a pig flight enablement device. The could call it Project Pig FED. Then, my friends, we will be able to cash in on all of the "when pigs can fly statements." This would be a wonderful day for people who have been turned down all over the world. Think of all of the dates and hook-ups that will be happening. The only problem would be that the lawyers might get a little busy with all of the hubbub.

    3. Re:Apparently not quite reality yet by joe270 · · Score: 1

      Actually, left-handed materials are reality for microwave and terahertz frequencies today. Recent research in plasmonics show possible pathways for creating materials that are left-handed at optical frequencies. For example, see "Nanofabricated media with negative permeability at visible frequencies" by A.N. Grigorenko et al. Vol. 438, pp. 335-338, Nature, 2005. You can pick up a copy at your local library, or read the abstract here. Basically, the advent of nanoscale control of metallic surface features allows us to control the way a surface interacts with incident time-varying electric fields (light). Although at visible frequencies no known material is magnetic, we can engineer the surface in such a way that its electric resonance creates a magnetic response as required by Maxwell's equations.

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    4. Re:Apparently not quite reality yet by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, the cloak has existed for a while, and been used extensively for the last 100 years. Its just that you dont SEE them using it.

    5. Re:Apparently not quite reality yet by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      None of these materials have much of a bandwidth, as the article mentions.

    6. Re:Apparently not quite reality yet by joe270 · · Score: 1

      None of these materials have much of a bandwidth, as the article mentions.

      True...

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    7. Re:Apparently not quite reality yet by janzen · · Score: 1

      Try proving the non-existence of just about anything, for that matter. (See Karl Popper's "The Logic of Scientific Discovery", and the black swans...)

  12. Slashdotters already have that power by kimvette · · Score: 2, Funny

    Slashdotters already have the power of invisibility. They can snipe other users with impunity via the Anonymous Coward feature. ;)

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    1. Re:Slashdotters already have that power by houstonbofh · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Motorcyclists have had this power far longer that slashdot AC's.

    2. Re:Slashdotters already have that power by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And they are clearly invisible to at least half of the human population.

    3. Re:Slashdotters already have that power by djdavetrouble · · Score: 4, Funny

      Slashdotters already have the power of invisibility.

      It only works against female humans for some reason though.
      It is more like a cursed potion of invisibility from females if you really want to describe the artifact.
      I suspect that a 12 pack of mountian dew a day combined with excessive cheeto consumption metabolizes
      this potion inside the slashdotters body.

      --
      music lover since 1969
    4. Re:Slashdotters already have that power by Em+Adespoton · · Score: 1

      Sadly, actual functioning of the motorcycle invisibility effect is extremely erratic... it tends to turn on only when you don't want it to. I'll leave the examples up to the reader :)

    5. Re:Slashdotters already have that power by tehcyder · · Score: 0

      I think it gets turned on automatically by proximity to any four wheeled vehicle.

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      To have a right to do a thing is not at all the same as to be right in doing it
  13. That would just be by Unski · · Score: 1

    ..too transparent..I think.

  14. Wouldn't... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    based on the article, wouldn't a mirror work just as well?

    1. Re:Wouldn't... by kimvette · · Score: 5, Insightful

      No, but a mosaic of microscopic convex mirrors might. The effect is such that you get the kind of "invisibility" that a chameleon does; the material would refract (or in the case of mirrors reflect) a blending of colours from surrounding objects, such that when an object is motionless it becomes very hard to pick out from the background due to the lack of contrast. It might be similar in appearance to the "invisibility" you see in the Predator movies. Not 100% invisible, but more of a shimmering, blended-in look, only it would not be transparent. If an object were to move behind the camoflauged object, you would immediately be able to pick it out from the background and target it. That's my guess, anyhow.

      A single mirror wouldn't cut it - if a flat mirror, you'd see a singular object from elsewhere in the region, or if a convex mirror, you'd see yourself in the mirror, along with your background. It would stand right out from the background, like an AC troll in an otherwise-reasonable discussion. ;)

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    2. Re:Wouldn't... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative
    3. Re:Wouldn't... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wouldn't an infr-red scope still see your outline as a temperature difference from your surroundings?

      When I worked on the un-cooled FLIR (Forward Looking Infra-Red) program at TI (sold to Raytheon & then sold to L3), we could point the detector into the hall outside the Lab, and see "footprints" on the floor where someone had just walked by and gone around the corner. It doesn't take much of a temperature difference, to be visible to a FLIR device. (e.g.- the heating of a floor tile by someone's shoe when they walk on it)

      Take Care,
      David

    4. Re:Wouldn't... by kimvette · · Score: 1

      It sure would. Well, such things would be visible to thermal imaging cameras (chilled thermal imagnig cameras, to be precise, not the "cheap" $8,000 units), and as far as near-infrared (940nm-950nm cameras which use conventional CCDs and optics) are concerned, those rely on reflected IR in the close-to-visible spectrum rather than far-IR thermal radiation, so it would depend on a) how reflective is the surrounding surface (mud, sand, etc. are often not very reflective in that region, vegetation is extremely reflective - I get to play with IR cameras and emitters a LOT). Paints and the camoflauge/refractor substrate will have to be designed with both ambient IR (such as from starlight and atmospheric phenomena) and directed IR (such as ExtremeCCTV's special ops cameras which use IR lasers for active illumination) in mind - and it's tough to come up with a material which does not compromise in one of those three (visible, near-IR, far-IR) characteristics. What may be ideal for hiding visibility may stick out like a sore thumb for any IR range, even at a 20km range.

      You'd be surprised at just how many "dark" shirts look white in IR conditions and how much "light" clothing appears dark, and you'd be surprised at all of the security features American bills incorporate, in IR and UV spectra as well as visible. The world looks very different in those spectra.

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    5. Re:Wouldn't... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      hey, gotta admit, this "AC"s joke allowed you to post a reply mod'ed up to 5. not too bad huh? :-D

  15. Tesla did it! by cyber_rigger · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Sounds like a rehash of a phase conjugate mirror.

    http://www.cheniere.org/books/analysis/pc_wave.htm

    1. Re:Tesla did it! by blincoln · · Score: 1

      Sounds like a rehash of a phase conjugate mirror.

      Except, you know, possible in the real world. Tesla was brilliant, but towards the end he obviously cracked, and the people that invent stories of Russian scalar wave forcefields are worse.

      --
      "...always new atoms but always doing the same dance, remembering what the dance was yesterday." -Richard Feynman
    2. Re:Tesla did it! by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      From what I've read, Tesla didn't crack until after his power transmission prototype burned down - after which point he did very little work.

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    3. Re:Tesla did it! by blincoln · · Score: 1

      From what I've read, Tesla didn't crack until after his power transmission prototype burned down - after which point he did very little work.

      It's been awhile since I read his biography, but IMO it's probably hard to pin down when it got bad enough that he started producing bogus work, given that he stopped writing down the details out of paranoia that someone was going to pull an Edison on him again.

      I personally think that all of the truly amazing-sounding inventions that are cited by fringe pseudo-science can be safely categorized as the product of incorrect assumptions about the physical world (e.g. the aether), and/or a breaking mind. I would love to be disproven, but I don't think Occam's Razor favours that outcome.

      The scalar wave forcefield is one of the ones that really strikes me as impossible. If it were *truly* impenetrable, it would violate conservation of energy.

      The "death ray," lossless power transmission, mind-controlled naval vessels, the forcefield, etc all strike me as exactly the kind of thing that a genius would "invent" in their heads if they went psychotic.

      --
      "...always new atoms but always doing the same dance, remembering what the dance was yesterday." -Richard Feynman
  16. Correction by Orcspit · · Score: 1

    I believe the 20% miss chance is actually the Cloak of Minor Displacement. The Cloak of Displacement being a 50% miss chance..

  17. Klingons vs. Romulans by jeepmeister · · Score: 1

    How can anyone take this article seriously? It was the Romulans who had a cloaking device, not the Klingons.

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    1. Re:Klingons vs. Romulans by Umbral+Blot · · Score: 1

      I don't know about the other series, but in DS9 the Klingons had cloak.

    2. Re:Klingons vs. Romulans by Jupix · · Score: 1

      Umm, I think it's time for you to turn over your geek license, friend. The Klingons do have a cloak, they "bought" an early version from the Romulans. In fact, the Enterprise had a cloak, too.. Too bad it was illegal. See the TNG episode about the ship Pegasus (IIRC) for more info..

    3. Re:Klingons vs. Romulans by BigTunaCan · · Score: 0

      I hate to get my geek on like this, but... The Klingons got their cloaking technology from the Romulans. Geez, every Star Trek geek know this...

    4. Re:Klingons vs. Romulans by XenoRyet · · Score: 1

      Romulans developed the cloak, and traded it to the Klingons in exchange for warp drive, which they had not yet developed.

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    5. Re:Klingons vs. Romulans by Nef · · Score: 1

      How is that possible if Romulans made "First Contact" (and they found us because of our WARP signature!!) with our species when some drunk engineer turned an ICBM into a warp drive?

    6. Re:Klingons vs. Romulans by PastAustin · · Score: 0
      Umm, I think it's time for you to turn over your geek license, friend. The Klingons do have a cloak, they "bought" an early version from the Romulans. In fact, the Enterprise had a cloak, too.. Too bad it was illegal. See the TNG episode about the ship Pegasus (IIRC) for more info..


      The Enterprise didn't really have a cloak. They modified the Pegasus' cloak to work on the Enterprise so that they could enter solid rock. The Pegasus was found in the Devolin system, the phase cloak stopped working while in a planet and it re-materialized in solid rock. Additionally the Pegasus' cloak was not a simple cloak but a phase cloak which was illegally developed by the federation (violation of the Treaty of Algeron.
      ).
      ...the Federation phase-cloak is an interesting piece of technology since it allows passage through solid objects.

      I'll buy a cloaking device when it is a phasing cloak device...
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    7. Re:Klingons vs. Romulans by jam244 · · Score: 1

      You have not truly experienced invisibility cloaks until you seen one of the original Klingon.

    8. Re:Klingons vs. Romulans by BytePusher · · Score: 1

      I'm pretty sure it was the Vulcans who made first contact.

    9. Re:Klingons vs. Romulans by UttBuggly · · Score: 1

      Uh, dude...the Romulans are Vulcans who left Vulcan because they didn't want to conform to the growing influence of "logic over emotion" movement.

      Intellectually, they were the equals of (and in some cases maybe even superior to) their Vulcan ancestors.

      They had warp technology...this was shown in "Balance of Terror" in TOS.

      The Romulans and Klingons were aligned due to the "the enemy of my enemy is my friend" thinking and exchanged various technologies during that alliance.

      The issue with cloaking was the enormous power requirements; you had to uncloak to fire weapons. This was a big plot point in "ST6:The Undiscovered Country".

      The Klingons had a WarBird that could fire while cloaked. Scotty and Bones modified a photon torpedo, they shot the "invisible" ship, everyone was happy and the universe was safe once more.

      Not that I've watched too much Trek or anything......

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      I am my own gestalt.
    10. Re:Klingons vs. Romulans by BootNinja · · Score: 3, Informative

      I actually think the trade was cloak for a certain class of Bird of Prey, not warp drive. However, the Vulcans made first contact with Earth, not the Romulans. The Romulans are a sister race to the Vulcans. They both evolved on Vulcan, and then during the Time of Sarek, when Vulcans were coming very close to the point of destroying themselves through constant war, Sarek, the Vulcan "Father of Logic", convinced the majority of the population to learn to suppress their emotions, a (comparatively) small sect decided to leave the planet on several sublight spacecraft rather than supress their emotions. This is referred to by the Vulcans as "The Sundering." In TOS this was initially a closely guarded secret of the Vulcans. These sundered cousins eventually settled on the twin planets Romulus and Remus, and through generations of genetic drift became a separate species. If you look carefully, Romulans have slightly less pointed ears and more prominent brow ridges than their Vulcan cousins. For generations, the Vulcans did not know what had become of their sundered cousins. Sometime after the sundering is when Vulcans developed the warp drive. When the Romulans finally landed, their ships were in very poor shape, and they didn't have much in the way of raw materials or production methods, and were thus sent back to a sort of stone age. When The Federation made first contact with the warlike romulans, neither species had developed warp drive. The first Romulan war was carried out with sublight spacecraft.

  18. Caution, YASD by dmeranda · · Score: 5, Funny

    You pick up a tattered cape (K unpaid). Only $250 for you.
    You put on the tattered cape.
    Suddenly, you can see through yourself.
    The nurse hits.
    You can not remove the cloak, it seems to be cursed.
    The nurse hits.
    The floor is too hard to dig here.
    Really attack Wengretik the shopkeeper?
    Wengretik strikes at thin air.
    The nurse hits.
    Wengretik hits. Wengretik hits.
    You die.

    1. Re:Caution, YASD by SheeEttin · · Score: 2, Funny

      Die? (y/n) (n) n
      You pick up a forked wand.
      You zap a forked wand.
      You feel a wrenching sensation.
      You drink a ruby potion.
      Ooph! This tastes like liquid fire!
      You read a scroll labeled ELBIB YLOH.
      Being confused, you mispronounce the magic runes.
      Your tattered cloak falls to pieces!
      Death touches you! You die...

  19. Invisible... or black?!?? by Izhido · · Score: 5, Interesting
    ... when certain objects are placed next to superlenses, the light bouncing off them is essentially erased by light reflecting off the superlens, making the object invisible.
    Maybe I'm getting this the wrong way, but if the object "absorbs" the light coming to it through the lens, wouldn't that object be perceived as black? I thought "invisible" is when any light coming behind the object passes through it, and into the observer's eye, with no obstacles whatsoever. But maybe it's just me...
    1. Re:Invisible... or black?!?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As you quoted, it doesn't absorb the light; it reflects light and relies on destructive interference with the light coming off the object. Would have to see the actual math, but since it only works on close objects, one would assume that light coming from farther sources behind the object (i.e. the wall behind it or some such) would not experience such interference. So it would be invisible, not black.

    2. Re:Invisible... or black?!?? by dhj · · Score: 2, Insightful

      That's exactly true for human vision and the requirements for true invisibility... However, radar isn't quite as sophisticated as human vision. Rendering an object black is essentially the same as rendering it invisible because radar systems detect the reflection of radar off of objects to determine their location. The radar is actively transmitted and I imagine it would be very difficult to determine the difference between lack of reflection from dissipation vs a lack of reflection from absorbance of an object. You're absolutely right about the visible light spectrum. They would be seen as black. Planes flying with complete radar absorbtion and at night would essentially be "invisible" until it was too late to respond. Night vision detection would be much less effective when a plane is seen only as a "lack of stars" in the area where the plane is absorbing light. There are definitely techniques which could be developed (and probably already have been) for detecting a "moving shadow" on a starlit (or reflecting cloud-lit) background.

      --David

    3. Re:Invisible... or black?!?? by BoredWolf · · Score: 1

      Black is actually the absorption of all colors in the visible spectrum, while white is the reflection. The opposite rules are in effect for pastel color mixtures (e.g. crayons). I believe the problem would lie in not distorting the space behind the "cloaked" object relative to the observer. Light would simply have a zero-angle refraction off the surface.From the theoretical description, I think that the Predator movies would be a somewhat accurate representation of how the technology would ideally work. From the article, it appears that it would only work in specific lighting conditions, i.e. basic backgrounds. If you're in a gray room looking at something "cloaked" by the superlens, you actually see the light from the rest of the room, while likely being able to detect the cloaked object by positioning it at such an angle that the light refracts differently at some point behind the object. In my non-expert opinion, the only way to truly hide the object from the observer would be to have some sort of system for detecting where the observer is looking, and having the superlens absorb the light in the direct center of the observer's view, while refracting all light around it to represent the backdrop it visually blocks. No Romulan cloaking devices any time soon, but it might be useful as a sort of camouflage...

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    4. Re:Invisible... or black?!?? by ichigo+2.0 · · Score: 1

      However, the light coming from the sources behind the object would not be able to pass through the "invisible" object, thus causing an object-shaped black area in front of the background.

    5. Re:Invisible... or black?!?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      ... when certain objects are placed next to superlenses, the light bouncing off them is essentially erased by light reflecting off the superlens, making the object invisible.

      I'm not sure how this differs from my own cloaking invention: "the big fucking piece of cardboard".

    6. Re:Invisible... or black?!?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You mean pigments, not pastels.

    7. Re:Invisible... or black?!?? by Coryoth · · Score: 0

      Maybe I'm getting this the wrong way, but if the object "absorbs" the light coming to it through the lens, wouldn't that object be perceived as black?

      No more so than your blindspots are perceived as black. Your brain simply isn't getting any visual information from that area so you don't perceive anything in particlar about it and it would appear "normal" with no percieved difference to any other area.

      There are people who, after strokes or other brain damage, have part of their visual perception destroyed - they end up with, effectively, huge blindspots, potentally half their field of vision of more. They don't percieve this spot, about which their brain is not getting any information, as black, they simply don't perceive any particualar information about it at all. The brain just makes up the best story about what it is "seeing" given the available information, just as it does with the normal blindspots you or I have.

      For the purposes of human perception it would indeed work as invisibility. What something like a camera would make of it, on the other hand, would be quite different (indeed, a camera would perceive it as a white/black/undeveloped spot). Thus it would not be all that hard to circumvent the invisibility I imagine.

      Jedidiah.

    8. Re:Invisible... or black?!?? by Em+Adespoton · · Score: 2, Informative

      If I recall correctly, something similar to this was used in the serbo-croatian conflict; one side found that they could detect incoming airborne objects (planes, missiles, etc.) by detecting "holes" in cellphone broadcast beacon radiation. They were basicly able to see every location in the sky where reflection was either greater or less than it should be.

    9. Re:Invisible... or black?!?? by chgros · · Score: 3, Informative

      Unless that device works directly on your brain (which I doubt), what you say is complete nonsense. The absence of light is perceived as black.

    10. Re:Invisible... or black?!?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wrong. There are two types of phenomena you're talking about:

      Your blind spot is caused by a lack of rods and cones in a particular part of your retina, and so your brain receives no visual *data* from the corresponding frustum of the real world. Since it's always the same part of the world, your brain makes up something to go there, as you said. This is the same situation that occurs when part of your optic nerve is damaged in the other scenario you mentioned.

      Receiving no data is different from receiving no stimulation at a particular instant -- the lack of stimulation is in fact data. According to your logic, if you look at a black object (say, the night sky), since your brain isn't receiving any stimulation from it it will appear invisible. That's obviously incorrect. The effect of the "cloaking" described in TFA amounts to the same thing as making the object appear black.

    11. Re:Invisible... or black?!?? by MBGMorden · · Score: 1

      Mod parent up. Quick little experiment: turn out all lights in a room (and seal it really well). You might not be able to see your hand right in front of your face, but you can quite clearly see the color black all around you. That's how the eye reacts to no light coming in.

      For human perception, if it were to simply not relect back light, you'd have a visible black "hole" in your vision. Suspicious to say the least. If you see a human shapped black form run across the room then it's not going to fool anybody.

      At best it could be described as camouflage, not invisibility.

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  20. Re:Yesss finally I will be able to.... by Professr3 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Do you realize how wrong that sounds?

  21. Another Jack Bauer fact... by flagstone · · Score: 5, Funny

    Didn't Jack Bauer already employ the "hoodie of invisibility" a couple of weeks (hours?) ago when sneaking onto the airplane?

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    1. Re:Another Jack Bauer fact... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You realize that are you talking about a season, that is yet to be aired in many countries? Now we all know that there will be some airplane thingy... :-P /p

    2. Re:Another Jack Bauer fact... by hcdejong · · Score: 1

      a couple of weeks (hours?) ago

      demonstrating another 24 breakthrough: time dilation. The show's episodes last for an hour, but it seems like weeks...

  22. "Certain Frequencies" by everphilski · · Score: 1

    Think cloaking from machines that are scanning on frequencies close to that of light... IR/laser. That is where this would come in handy. We know that IR_TRACKER_X looks on frequency (or frequencies) X, if we can cloak that frequency we can now move freely around the tracker.

    1. Re:"Certain Frequencies" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, White Phosphorus smoke (or rather, miniature water droplets, and phosphorus pentoxide--phosphoric acid) from WP smoke grenades works very well at blocking IR (and visible) light.

  23. Yes ... but .... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Can the device be used to cloak Bush's low poll ratings. If not, he's not interested ....

  24. I already have one of these by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    See! It hides my true identity on Slashdot!

  25. It seems a phletora of new laws would be coming .. by unity100 · · Score: 1, Interesting

    ... to define and limit where these cloaks can and can not be used. Just think of the mischief that can be done with that gadget ! Crime. And other stuff.

  26. I need cloaking device by KimmoKM · · Score: 0

    ..to go to girls's bathroom invisible! And I will share the pics wich I will take with you if you give me the device. :)

  27. Huh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    I must not be a big enough nerd. I thought the cloak of evasion was something that helped you pay less taxes.

    1. Re:Huh? by GungaDan · · Score: 1

      No, no... that's avoision.

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    2. Re:Huh? by happyfrogcow · · Score: 1

      Nope, that's the Clerk of Evasion, a result of a Monster Summoning II spell

  28. concepts are here by mikesd81 · · Score: 2, Informative

    I can only imagine the power it would take to run a cloak like in Start Trek or Stargate, howerver certain concepts are here. For instance Active Camoflage. Granted it's not refracting light around the object, but it still gets the same result. I don't think we'll see a personal cloaking device, or for that matter one for a ship (where it makes it invisible) for a long time.

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    1. Re:concepts are here by Leffe · · Score: 1

      I can only imagine the power it would take to run a cloak like in Start Trek or Stargate

      I'd imagine it takes a bit less than a device that allows a spaceship to travel at speeds faster than light for years on end.

    2. Re:concepts are here by mikesd81 · · Score: 1

      Well that's not so much the device as the fuel I would think. Dilithium (sp?) crystals or whatever it may be. But to power a cloak type device means it needs some kind of built in power device. Something powerful to run it for a while. Personally I don't wanna strap a nuclear reactor to my back. I want kids.

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  29. Misleading article headline. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    I know it, and you know it.

    No prototype has been built to demonstrate that it works for any real meaning of "invisible" whether optical, radar or what-have-you.

    I'll believe it when I fail to see it.

  30. Keep it Away by Luscious868 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Keep it away from future Dick Cheney hunting parties. He already shoots at people he can see, imagine the damage something like this could cause.

    1. Re:Keep it Away by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're assuming he didn't mean to shoot that guy. I think I'd trust luck over goodwill if hunting with the VP.

  31. Re:Yesss finally I will be able to.... by moochfish · · Score: 4, Funny

    I assume it sounds wrong because he's talking about eating a mathematical constant right? ;D

  32. /. is the invisibility club by blair1q · · Score: 4, Funny

    most slashdotters can make themselves invisible simply by entering a room

    (you're nodding your head right now, aren't you?)

    1. Re:/. is the invisibility club by Khyber · · Score: 1

      "(you're nodding your head right now, aren't you?)"

      Yes, I was, until I realized that everyone in the room with me didn't nod back after speaking in a rather loud tone of voice while repeating what you just typed. ;)

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  33. No, the cat does not "got my tongue." by Impy+the+Impiuos+Imp · · Score: 1

    > Personally I'm still waiting for my cloak of evasion. 20% miss chance is awesome.

    No it isn't. It's better than nothing, but it's next to useless in an actual battle as something to maintain confidence in.

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  34. I'll be interested in this... by ZSpade · · Score: 1

    When it is more than simple theory. They've worked it out mathmatically, but still have no idea of how they'll actually build it. There are no prototypes, or indeed any labwork. Even when they are done with it they stated it would only block one wavelength of light, and that is a short one. So if someone get's really close to you they might not be able to see you *as well* as they could when they were further away.

    This still has some pretty interesting implications, but I'd like to see this theory proven before I'll get my hopes up.

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  35. Well.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    I, for one, welcome our... Hey! Where did they go?

  36. Cloak of evasion? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    20% chance to meet a miss and get laid with her?
    Not bad, not bad...

    1. Re:Cloak of evasion? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      FEZZIK is dressed in the black cloak and being pushed from behind in the Wheelbarrow. He now looks enormous and fearsome.

      FEZZIK

      [Shouting] I am the Dread Pirate Roberts! There will be no survivors!

      INIGO

      Now?

      WESTLEY

      Not yet.

      FEZZIK

      My men are here! I am here! ... But soon you will not be here!

      INIGO

      [Barely coping with FEZZIK's weight] Now?!

      WESTLEY

      Light him!

      They light FEZZIK's cloak with a torch.

      FEZZIK

      The Dread Pirate Roberts takes no survivors! All your worst nightmares have but to come true!

      The gate guards scatter in all directions.

      CLERGYMAN

      Then wove, twue wove, will follow you fowever ...

      FEZZIK

      [Outside] The Dread Pirate Roberts is here for your soul!

      YELLIN yells for the guards to fight. The rest run.

  37. erm... are they sure they have the physics right by moochfish · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Prof Milton's team calculated that when certain objects are placed next to superlenses, the light bouncing off them is essentially erased by light reflecting off the superlens, making the object invisible.

    Wouldn't that make the cloak appear like a big black void of light?? Making things "invisible" requires light from the objects behind the cloak to pass through it.

  38. Reply to mods by ColdWetDog · · Score: 1
    Do you even understand what the OP is talking about? Maybe try a wiki article for "sex" (and I will leave the actual construction of the google search to the student).

    Or better yet, step away from the computer (just leave those mod points alone, they're too dangerous for you now).

    Go upstairs.

    Go outside.

    And play.

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  39. The potential ramifications... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Corn is no place for a mighty warrior.

  40. MMPPI by DigiShaman · · Score: 2, Funny

    MMPPI = Megnetic Multiplexing Photon Phase Inversion.

    Ya, I made it up. Sounds cool though, so it must work. :P

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  41. Military Interests by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "The military is extremely interested in this..."

    This would be fine, so long as when they shoot, they are temporarily visible (just to be fair).

  42. OH My GOD! - Star Trek Rules by y86 · · Score: 0
    We cannot violate our treaty with the romulans! It has happened once before with the pegasus incident and it could leader to a war!

    http://www.starfleetlibrary.com/tng/tng7/the_pegas us.htm/

  43. Related article by el+johnno · · Score: 1

    The BBC also has its own article on it here.

  44. Cloak of evasion? by ratta · · Score: 1, Flamebait

    and why not a cloak of immolation?

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  45. Radar? by RickPartin · · Score: 1

    Me is confused

    "Effectively, they are making a piece of space seem to disappear, at least as far as light is concerned."

    And then

    Prof Pendry said the technology has great potential for hiding objects from radar

    So they've figured out how to bend light for optical camo. Neeto. Now how in the hell does this have anything to do with radar?

    1. Re:Radar? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      radar = electromagnetic radiation = light

      It's just different frequencies.

    2. Re:Radar? by JedaFlain · · Score: 3, Informative

      Radio waves (which RADAR uses) are simply light waves. Radar works by bouncing the waves off an object. If this device refracts the light in such a way that it pass around the object without reflecting off of it, then the radio waves would not be able to return a signal to the radar station.

    3. Re:Radar? by PhxBlue · · Score: 1

      So they've figured out how to bend light for optical camo. Neeto. Now how in the hell does this have anything to do with radar?

      Umm, radar is light

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    4. Re:Radar? by huge · · Score: 1
      So they've figured out how to bend light for optical camo. Neeto. Now how in the hell does this have anything to do with radar?
      Both, radio waves used by radar and visible light, are different types of electromagnetic radiation. Wavelength used by radars is ~2-4cm while wavelength of visible light is ~400 - 700nm.
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  46. Y'know, just tell me when this stuff is here. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Flying cars, inviso-fabric, moonbases, robo-wives... all sound great but just let me know when this stuff has actualized rather than telling me "it's on the way". Otherwise I'll have to start rooting around 20-30 year old issues of Popular Mechanics finding the exact same stories over and over and post them as "well, if it was just around the corner in 1976 it's sure to be here by now!" stories.

  47. Ummm... I have one in my bathroom... by phamlen · · Score: 5, Funny

    From the article:
    The cloaking device relies on recently discovered materials used to make superlenses that make light behave in a highly unusual way. Instead of having a positive refractive index - the property which makes light bend as it passes through a prism or water - the materials have a negative refractive index, which effectively makes light travel backwards.

    Trust scientists to come up with a complicated term for "mirror" ... :)

    1. Re:Ummm... I have one in my bathroom... by SheeEttin · · Score: 1

      Incidentally, that was how they hid the wheels for hovering vehicles in Star Wars--they just attached mirrors to where they would appear. Not only do they hide the wheels, but they reflect the ground nearby, and the sand on Tatooine looks the same no matter where you go.

    2. Re:Ummm... I have one in my bathroom... by aditi · · Score: 1

      Mirrors don't have negative refractive indices: the language in the article is misleading. Light entering a medium with a negative refractive index still bends, but the refracted ray is on the same side of the surface normal as the incident ray. These sorts of materials are called "left handed" in this regard. Here is the wikipedia article: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Metamaterial

  48. That's OK by Salsaman · · Score: 3, Informative

    If it only blocks one wavelength of light, you just paint the object that colour.

    1. Re:That's OK by ZSpade · · Score: 1

      haha, simple genius. Mod parent up.

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    2. Re:That's OK by Alsee · · Score: 1

      Why not just save yourself some trouble and just paint it black in the first place?

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  49. Link to an abstract of a seminar on the subject... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    http://math.stanford.edu/~applmath/spring06/graeme .htm

    "The hope of using cloaking to see the interior of an object by making half of it invisible remains an intriguing possibility."

  50. The commercial by bastardknight · · Score: 4, Funny

    Can you seen me now? .... no? good. Can you see me now? .... no? Good. Can you see me now? .... no? Good.

    1. Re:The commercial by motivator_bob · · Score: 1

      Order of the Stick:

      http://www.giantitp.com/cgi-bin/GiantITP/ootscript ?SK=25

      Wooooo! I'm invisible!!!

  51. "Selective frequencies" already in use by the Navy by CustomDesigned · · Score: 5, Interesting

    My Dad worked on creating "custom fog" for the Navy. He studied propagation, e.g. this civilian paper. Then he developed a method of modifying droplet size distribution in fogs over the ocean. The end product (details classified) allows ships to create a fog bank on demand over large bodies of water (within 1 or 2 hours) that blocks enemy frequencies, but has "holes" for friendly scanner frequencies. The details include taking temperature/humidity/droplet profiles by altitude of the atmosphere over the target area.

  52. Re:Yesss finally I will be able to.... by aqfire · · Score: 1

    can i delete a comment? hahaha

  53. oblivion invisibility by Nesetril · · Score: 1

    Just to set the record straight, invisibility gets dispelled every time you pick up an object or open a door. On the other hand, 100% Chameleon doesn't have the vulnerability. So, to eliminate the confusion, it is better to refer to the effect as the chameleon effect, not invisibility.

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  54. I want a Cloak of Evading Meetings by Infoport · · Score: 1

    Until that Cloak of Invisibility surfaces,
    I just want a Cloak of Evading Meetings (and Pointless Questions)

    Apparently a big stack of papers on your desk, or carrying a notepad and looking concerned doesn't quite do it anymore.

    (For those RPG players who need a number)
    Cloak of Evading Meetings gives a +40% chance to Completing Projects, and a +25% chance to Leaving On Time.

    *sigh*

    1. Re:I want a Cloak of Evading Meetings by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "I fire my Laser Printer at him, and do....*rolls*...6 HP of dam...what do you mean I can't use legal size?!" *grumble...looks for a ream of letter size, and mutters, "Figures. It's an HP printer, too."*

  55. BBC News article by malsdavis · · Score: 1

    BBC News also has an article on this from a spaceship cloaking perspective:

    http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/sci/tech/4968338.stm

  56. What? Wizards have them by hjf · · Score: 0

    Just ask Harry Potter, he's got an invisibility cloak. And a magic wand. And sends messages via owl.

    Invisibility cloak. What a bunch of morons.

  57. Ctrl-A by Bromskloss · · Score: 1

    ...will enable you to see it. Hope it works in the so called reality too..

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  58. But have you seen it? by azav · · Score: 1

    I saw the technology at the Wired Nextfest in San Francisco, about a year ago.

    If you're standing, looking straight on to the "invidible item" it sorta works.

    Otherwise, there's a fair amount more work to be done.

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    1. Re:But have you seen it? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've had many a near-nerd try to convince me that active camo (invisibility for dummies) will work great, just display what is behind you on the clothes! A great way to melt their brains is curve a notecard, and place it in front of a wall (or use a simmilar situation). The notecard is usually hard to see! amazing! THEN you have them look at it from the side... they make faces.

    2. Re:But have you seen it? by smallfries · · Score: 1
      However, the authors have so far only done the maths to verify that the concept could work. Building such a device would undoubtedly pose a significant challenge.
      Come on, just admit that you're talking shit.
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  59. Probably been done before. by suparjerk · · Score: 1

    I'm sure said technology has already been done before multiple times, if not by our government in secret studies, then by some crazy independent garage scientist that NSA was monitoring and threatened/apprehended before (s)he was able to go public.

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  60. Invisibility ?? by thePig · · Score: 1

    This is a nifty idea. But how can this be considered invisible?
    For invisibility, should the images of the objects behind the invisible object be seen to the eyes of the beholder?
    If not, how can this be considered invisible? It will be a square where nothing is there, but not invisible. It is visible in the sense that a person can sense the object being there.

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  61. Painting something black doesn't make it invisible by dpbsmith · · Score: 5, Insightful

    All of these "cloaking" stories suffer from basically the same problem. Making something invisible is much, much more complicated than blocking light, or cancelling light, or anything like that.

    The article says, rather imprecisely, "when certain objects are placed next to superlenses, the light bouncing off them is essentially erased by light reflecting off the superlens, making the object invisible."

    But "erasing" the light reflecting off an object doesn't make it invisible, any more than painting a car black... even matte black... makes it invisible.

    In a dark room, if you cover a light with a black box it becomes invisible. When viewing a star from the earth, if it is occulted by, say, the moon passing between you and the object, it becomes invisible. If I pull a red cloak over myself, covering myself completely, you can no longer see me. You cannot tell who I am and if I stand very still perhaps you cannot tell that I am not a statue, so, in a sense, I have become invisible.

    But, to become invisible in the sense of H. G. Wells' "The Invisible Man," or a Star Trek cloaking device, or James Bond's invisible car, or what have you, requires much more than "not being able to see" the object. It means not being able to detect the presence of the object... under real-world lighting conditions, with real-world scenes _behind_ the object, and from more than one vantage point at the same time.

    That last one is the problem with many of these schemes. It doesn't do any good to make an object invisible when viewed by your right eye if there are "matte lines" around it when viewed with your left eye. It doesn't do a lot of good to make an object invisible as viewed from one soldier if it is visible to everyone else in the platoon.

  62. Re:Yesss finally I will be able to.... by mctk · · Score: 1

    Well done. Well done. Too funny.

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  63. Nanoplasmonic waveguides - similiar approach? by cyberfringe · · Score: 1
    About a year ago Physical Review Letters published an article by Andrea Alu, Nader Engheta on the topic of the use of "plasmonic covers" to reduce the total scattering cross section of objects, in effect rendering them invisible.

    Condensed Matter, abstract cond-mat/0502336: Achieving Transparency with Plasmonic Coatings

    There is not enough information in the Guardian article to judge whether the approaches to transparency are similar or not. It is definitely interesting to note that there are at least these two fairly mature theoretical research/engineering projects underway.

    Who has not had a dream of having the power of invisibility? Such a power could be fun, useful, and dangerous. If it were invented, how would people use it? How would governments use it? Although the research is early stage and there are practical bugs for implementation, the science and general engineering are good and it is only a matter of time before such a device is demonstrated.

    Here are additional references on the nanoplasmonic research:

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  64. A bit green, but here's some cloak pics by shakparl · · Score: 1, Informative

    http://www.thegreenhead.com/technology/2004/05/jap anese-scientist-invents.php

    "A professor at the University of Tokyo has developed an optical camouflage system that makes a special reflective material seemingly disappear, including the wearer! The picture on the coat is made by a viewfinder which puts together the moving images behind the wearer. It's hoped the technology will be useful for surgeons to be able to see through their hands and tools and also for pilots so the cockpit floor will be transparent for landings."

    1. Re:A bit green, but here's some cloak pics by cyberfringe · · Score: 1

      This appears to be based only on projected images. Its a quick and fun idea you can do in your own basement, but is no where near the level of sophistication of the "superlens" or "plasmonic coating" physics which are based on new materials research.

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  65. But the next 007 movie will have time travel by gelfling · · Score: 1

    Hollywood is always one step ahead. We had invisible cars years ago. Just wait until we have time travel - slight time travel mind you maybe +/- 60 seconds.

  66. Get the paper here by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Here is the paper in question, although I don't know if it requires an institutional subscription to download. Partial citation: G. W. Milton & N. A. Nicorovici, "On the cloaking effects associated with anomalous localized resonance", Proc. R. Soc. Lond. A (2006).

  67. Re: cloak of evasion by Wyrd01 · · Score: 1

    Yeah, but it doesn't work against constructs or undead, which is why I'll take my epic level cloak of elvenkind any day of the week.

    Miss chance is miss chance no matter what you are and is only negated by something like True Seeing. Perhaps you're thinking of critical hits and sneak attacks, which do not apply to constructs or undead.

  68. I've had my cloak for some time. by 3seas · · Score: 1

    It works like this. At work I can be "putting out a fire" (a phrase to describe a crisis rush job) and talking to someone about what needs to be done, perhapos the person I'm putting the fire out for. But even then the floor sweeper person (the lowest position at the company) can step up to us and all the sudden I'm wearing a cloak. Attention shifts from the person I'm talking with, to that person and the floor sweeper.

    Now all I have to do is figure out how to make money off this cloak...

  69. IT department needs these by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I would like to order 6 of your Slashdot invisble cloaks for the IT department so we are not hampered in the hallways by the dreaded "quick question" about the user's home PC.

  70. Re:It seems a phletora of new laws would be coming by ichigo+2.0 · · Score: 1

    One would think that the huge lens floating near the invisible person is a huge giveaway. :P

  71. OT by Verminator · · Score: 1
    I am God ...try prove otherwise.

    Hmmm... Let's just see about that. [ racks Remington 870 slide ]

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  72. Sounds like a fancy mirror by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    "...the light bouncing off them is essentially erased by light reflecting off the superlens" "The secret is having the cloak itself be invisible and if you can do that cheaply and efficiently and it doesn't need to be metres thick, it would be extremely valuable for stealth..."
    So, they have a new way of making a mirror?
  73. Can't be THAT new by Uninvited+Guest · · Score: 1

    All of my clothing in high school must have been made of this material.

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  74. Can I put this on my aircraft carrier? by tillerman35 · · Score: 1

    Captain: Engage the NIRF* (*Negative Index of Refraction Fractalizer)
    Executive Officer: NIRF engaged, Sir
    Captain (ducking): WTF* is that? (*What The F**K) (**uc)
    Flight Officer: Flight deck to Bridge - I think we just got buzzed- by a Japanese Zero!
    Captain: Let's go out and win WWII!

  75. Magnetic Invsibility is More Important by Paul+Slocum · · Score: 1

    In the case of large vehicles/transports in a huge space (suggested by their Star Trek reference), magnetic invisibility is probably most important. And it's my understanding that magnetic cloaking devices do exist for some navy vessels -- systems of magnetometers attached to large electromagnets designed to cancel out the magnetic field.

  76. See through it? by Clinton · · Score: 0

    TFA doesn't clarify if we can see objects on the other side of what is being hidden. If someone were to place a cloaked object between my eyes and the computer screen, would I still be able to read Slashdot?

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  77. Perfect! by Tengoo · · Score: 1

    This will go well with my Boots of Escaping!

  78. Blizzcon by winphreak · · Score: 0

    Blizzcon cosplayers will never be the same. "Ghost reporting"

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  79. Well, you Caltech guys can go ask 'em. by Jim-gagnon · · Score: 1

    There's a well timed lecture at Caltech on the subject:
        http://today.caltech.edu/eas/item?calendar_id=6170 3&template=ist-all

    It's interesting to note that one of the applications of this technology could be a device that allows you to see the insides of an object by making portions of it invisible.

  80. Re:It seems a phletora of new laws would be coming by unity100 · · Score: 1

    Japanese have already made big mileage on something that does not have magnifying glass anywhere near.

    But 100% the most use would be made by guerillas i guess, in various parts of the world.

  81. Star Trekken! by steveo777 · · Score: 1

    Spock:
    It's light, Jim! But not as we know it. Not as we know it, not as we know it. It's light, Jim! But not as we know it, Captain.

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  82. He doesn't exist? by BamZyth · · Score: 1

    You mean that Anonymous Coward is not a real user? I thought he was a hopeless geek with no life posting full-time on slashdot!

    1. Re:He doesn't exist? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I am a real user.

  83. Can't help with the skates, but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  84. Negative refractive index by mypalmike · · Score: 1
    A negative refractive index bends refracted light to the same side of the tangent line as the incident ray. While certainly interesting, I don't see how this could possibly be used to cloak a nearby object. It could make for some really cool sunglasses though.
    Positive refraction
      T
      |/
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    Negative refraction
      T
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  85. Re: cloak of evasion by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Can I ask wtf you're talking about?

  86. Perfect. by netguardianii · · Score: 0

    Just the perfect tool for you lame-ass geeks. Reminds me of that Simpsons' episode when the obese comic book connoisseur trips and falls in an ice rink.

  87. I have one of these already.... by Itninja · · Score: 0

    Except it looks kind of like a dinner fork and it works more on the premise of making everyone around you blind. Same result though....

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  88. Re:Painting something black doesn't make it invisi by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

    Well, it will make you invisible in the dark...

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  89. Great for a Hunter by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Im a hunter and I would roll on this.

  90. Already here: by Lost+Penguin · · Score: 1

    Ride a motorcycle, no one ever sees me.
    (when driving their SUV, eating, chatting on a cell phone, and checking on their kids in the back seat)

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  91. Re:erm... are they sure they have the physics righ by uberjoe · · Score: 1

    I think you are thinking of transpatency. Invisibilty means simply that something cannot be seen. You, for example are invisible to me since I cannot see you.

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  92. I ALREADY HAVE THE POWER OF INVISIBILITY! by rubberbando · · Score: 2, Funny

    At least to women anyway, I smile and say hello and they don't seem to see me. Go figure. :-P

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    1. Re:I ALREADY HAVE THE POWER OF INVISIBILITY! by Buddy+Bag · · Score: 2, Informative

      Speaking from another day and time, you have hit on the whole point of it! Visibility and invisibility are as much psychological as applied physics. I just read what is supposed to be a true account of a maimed Chinese house church leader locked in a maximum security prison who walked slowly through three check points and out the front gate in the light of day. I was myself once a victim of quadranopsia. During the occurance I could not see items in the lower left quadrant of both eyes near the field equator, yet there was a sense of normalcy in my field of vision. There was no perceived abnormalcy until cars passing me in the left lane just vanished! Remember how magicians make things disappear? It is not about the event but one's perception of it. Perhaps the easiest way to make someone invisible is turn him into a geek! For that you don't even need a cloak.

  93. Susumu Tachi's Version is Better by Jamil+Karim · · Score: 1

    Susumu Tachi from the University of Tokyo has a much better "invisibility cloak" -- and there ARE pictures of this one in action. It is actually called Optical Camouflage as an image is projected onto the target.

  94. Re:erm... are they sure they have the physics righ by AndreiK · · Score: 1

    Just putting on a normal cloak, assuming it's not translucent, would make you invisible by your definition. Somehow I think you miss the point.

  95. Interesting militatry applications... by Luminary+Crush · · Score: 1

    I don't know about this now-you-see-me-now-you-don't stuff, but....

    Accoring to TFA, these lenses cancel incoming electromagnetic waves, allowing instruments to function in harsh EM environments. TFA mentiones using them in an MRI chamber or for stealh from radar.... but what might be even more interesting to the military would be if this can block EM from...a nuclear explosion?

    Suddenly it's possible to harden military electronic equipment from the EMP caused by a nuclear blast - any vehicles, ship, aircraft, spy satellite could benefit from such types of shielding. Even if this doesn't pan out as some Wonder Woman Invisible Jet(tm) thingy, it might still be quite useful to the military.

  96. True by aardwolf64 · · Score: 1

    Yes, in the article they said that they haven't yet worked out a way to make the blanket itself invisible. Heck, I have a quilt that my grandmother made me that will make me disappear. If only I could somehow make the quilt invisible itself. Maybe I should post an article and submit it to slashdot...

  97. Re:"Selective frequencies" already in use by the N by drjoe1e6 · · Score: 1

    Gives a whole new meaning to "the fog of war"...
    -Joe

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  98. Re:Painting something black doesn't make it invisi by polymath69 · · Score: 1
    James Bond had an invisible car? I don't remember seeing that...

    Invisible cars... *snap* that explains it! Here it is, after the year 2000 and I'm always wondering, where are all the flying cars? They must be invisible. So simple an explanation... I wonder why it never occured to me before...

    But seriously, the biggest problem with traditional invisibility is that the user would be blinded, as any photon sensed by the user is one not passed through. The third biggest problem would be non-invisible surroundings like dust, clouds, water, etc.

    Second biggest, though, is that any non-magical "cloak" would have to operate slower than c. In normal transparent materials this happens too, causing the effect we call refraction. Thus the user of such a device would appear as a large, irregular lens. I'd love to see a raytraced short of just what this would look like.

    (I really don't remember Bond having an invisible car. What film was that?)

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  99. Re:erm... are they sure they have the physics righ by uberjoe · · Score: 1

    What I meant was that when most people think invisibility they actually mean transparency thats all. You are in(meaning not)visible beneath you cloak. I cannot see you I see your cloak. I never said it was useful for evasion.

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  100. Re: cloak of evasion by esper · · Score: 1

    Oh, they're babbling about Third Edition Dungeons & Dragons rules. As was said in an earlier comment, "Nothing to see here. Move along."

  101. It should the market about the same time as by iminplaya · · Score: 1
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  102. Re:Painting something black doesn't make it invisi by thelexx · · Score: 1

    Going with the general spirit of dorkiness in the rest of this discussion, I'll point out that Bond had no invisible car and that you're most likely thinking of Wonder Woman's plane.

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  103. MOD UP! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That's what I thought this story was going to be about. The Tokyo professor is so far ahead of these Utah-Syndey losers... He actually has a working prototype!

  104. Somebody Else's Problem Field by WED+Fan · · Score: 1

    Invisibility is too hard to maintain. Its the "Somebody Else's Problem Field" that allows most things to go unnoticed.

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    1. Re:Somebody Else's Problem Field by GnuAge · · Score: 1

      Right, apparently a SEP field can run for 100 years on a single battery because it is largely powered by the natural human propensity not to see what one doesn't want to see. George Bush's electoral success is due to just such an attribute (well, that and Diebold voting machine fraud and assorted other chicanery).

  105. I tried to buy one of these... by scovetta · · Score: 1

    I tried to buy one of these but all I got in the mail was an empty box...

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  106. Re:Painting something black doesn't make it invisi by PitaBred · · Score: 1

    Well, they make it imprecise because the journalist and/or most readers quite often don't have the technical capability to grasp many of these rather involved concepts in a short article. But the article did give a hint in that it leverages a negative index of refraction. It basically "bends" light around something. For something to 'appear', light has to bounce off it or be emitted from it, and then enter a detector/your eye/whatever. If it never gets the "light bouncing off of it" part, then it's invisible.
    And either way, even a 99% invisibility is a HUGE advantage. Think of things like an octopus. It's not invisible, but it can be damn hard to see. If you aren't knowing what you're looking at against a very plain backdrop, it's as good as being completely invisible.
    In short, you're shortsighted and rather uninformed. Please remedy that before posting this kind of tripe again.

  107. Has anyone considered... by grungy+hamster · · Score: 0

    FTFA: "the materials have a negative refractive index, which effectively makes light travel backwards."

    A lightsaber?
    I may not understand this fully, but could they make somewhat of an ellipse from this lens ane put a hilt on it? That'd be pretty cool.

  108. Re:Painting something black doesn't make it invisi by thelexx · · Score: 1

    Holy shit, there was an invisible car!

    "Co-producer Michael Wilson of EON Productions said the invisible car in "Die Another Day" had begun to dip the hugely successful movie series into the realm of the unbelievable."

    Never saw that one. Now I'm REAL glad.

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  109. Re:Painting something black doesn't make it invisi by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Die Another Day.

  110. From the article by operagost · · Score: 1
    It's been the curse of the USS Enterprise and the Klingons' favoured weapon.
    No... clearly the Klingons' favored weapon is Romulan ale. A few cups of that and you can hardly keep your qagh down.
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  111. Cloak of Invisibility Coming Soon by husker59 · · Score: 1

    I think the pics here are applicable to this story. http://www.defensereview.com/article850.html

  112. COPS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Come out with your cloak up, asshole!

    1. Re:COPS by pi_is_after_you · · Score: 1

      This is where they kept the weapons of mass destruction.

  113. Re:Painting something black doesn't make it invisi by duodave · · Score: 1

    DPBS is right. If light could be bent AROUND an object, it would be invisible or nearly invisible. That's seemingly the idea behind this experiment, using the properties of a lens to bend reflected light around an object. Water bends light, crystals bend light, the idea here is to bend the light outside of the lens. I can see how it could be possible, and perhaps with the right technology might not require "power" as the cloaking device seems to. It's all about the reflective qualities of light and how to bend light around an object that would otherwise block it. By bending light around an object, I wouldnt see the object, I'd see what's behind it. Or failing that, I would see the object in a different space other than it actually occupied. It's already a well known fact that gravity can bend light. The question here is can it be done on a controlled basis?

  114. Leaving work ... by guysmilee · · Score: 1

    Leaving work at 3:00 is looking like a possibility today ...

  115. No, that would be transparent by gwhenning · · Score: 2, Informative

    Invisible can merely be concealed in such a manner as to not be detectible to the eye. Transparent allows light to pass through without distortion. Although this sounds more translucent, light passes through with slightly noticible effect.

    Main Entry: invisible
    Pronunciation: (")in-'vi-z&-b&l
    Function: adjective
    Etymology: Middle English, from Middle French, from Latin invisibilis, from in- + visibilis visible
    1 a : incapable by nature of being seen b : inaccessible to view : HIDDEN
    2 : IMPERCEPTIBLE, INCONSPICUOUS
    3 a : not appearing in published financial statements b : not reflected in statistics

    1. Re:No, that would be transparent by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      While perhaps literally correct, you have to realize that language isn't about being literal. By this definition, closing your eyes makes the rest of the world invisible. Yet strangely enough that's not a very useful way of looking at things...

  116. I'd rather have my .. by dj_krztoff · · Score: 1

    BOOTS OF ESCAPING!!!!

  117. Awsome by Drakin030 · · Score: 0

    Now I can sneak into the girls bathroom....

  118. Re:It seems a phletora of new laws would be coming by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "But 100% the most use would be made by guerillas i guess, in various parts of the world."

    In other news chimpanzees invent a time travel device.

    Oh I see Guerillas.... not Gorillas....

    I couldn't tell they were behing the lens.

  119. Re: cloak of evasion by gotem · · Score: 1

    what I want is a cloak of evasion that would make me pay less taxes

  120. Cloak of Invisibility Coming Soon? by seven+of+five · · Score: 2, Funny

    Cloak of Stupidity Already Here!

    1. Re:Cloak of Invisibility Coming Soon? by Alsee · · Score: 1

      In stock?
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  121. Cloak of Invisibility - Already Here? by WeBMartians · · Score: 1

    "So far the researchers have only worked through the mathematics to prove that the device is plausible. The practicalities of making one have yet to be solved."

    http://www.engadget.com/2006/05/02/japanese-reseac hers-invent-completely-transparent-material/

  122. Not a cloaking device. by Killshot · · Score: 1

    If hiding behind a lens is "cloaking"
    Then so is hiding behind a wall

  123. Re:"Selective frequencies" already in use by the N by ChrisA90278 · · Score: 1

    I worked with an Army version. They use smoke generators whichare simply a turbine engine with diesel oil spray-injected into the hot exhaust stream. Next they can add very small brass flakes to the oil and make the "smoke" block IR wavelenghts too.

  124. What we really need ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Call me when they invent a Potion of Attracting Women.

  125. Re:Painting something black doesn't make it invisi by cathector · · Score: 1

    Well, no kidding, but the article didn't say "absorbs all the light", it went out of its way to use the obviously ambiguous term "essentially erased". This is a clue that there's more to be understood here than they're willing to put into a short and lay-person article. IIRC about two years ago negative indices of refraction had only been achieved in the infra-red spectrum, but that may have changed by now.

  126. How much of a grant can we get for this? by srobert · · Score: 1

    What's important here isn't whether or not this technology would really work. What's important is how much money we can get from the DOD to research its feasibility.

  127. Yeah, whatever... by Money+for+Nothin' · · Score: 1

    ...I'll believe it when I see it!

  128. Re:erm... are they sure they have the physics righ by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    People do mean sci-fi invisible when they think invisible, i.e. no light interacts with the invisible object. Not mere transparency.

  129. Re:Painting something black doesn't make it invisi by SanityInAnarchy · · Score: 1

    had begun to dip the hugely successful movie series into the realm of the unbelievable....

    And a giant solar laser the size of an SUV didn't?

    Or the fact that all Bond has to do to get laid is wink the right way? And the women are sober!

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  130. CNCD by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Chuck Norris can become invisible by intimidating light to not reflect off him.

  131. Invisible or black by caller9 · · Score: 2

    What they describe as invisible sounds like black to me. Simple solution, shoot that black thing. The best use suggested in TFA is for radar systems that depend on the echo to spot targets. No echo, no target, the signal must've went into space. The problem would be that spot that just cast no return rays through the surrounding mountains that always return signal. Also, hasn't current stealth technology already done this? What happened to the rumored fiber optic suit that displayed light from the opposite side of the covered object so that it was "predator" visible but hard to see or aim at? I think the best invisibilty I've seen was a bobcat sunning in my back yard that I didn't notice until it moved, and the now dead rabbit I also didn't see until it was pouced upon probably assumed it materialized from thin air...otherwise why didn't it run? I was out there smoking for at least 5 minutes before I spotted the 40 lb killing machine. The rabbit didn't even see it while it slinked behind a nearby tree. True I was probably not paying that close attention initially..but damn "if it were a snake it would've bit me."

  132. Does this mean I can finally get my gland taken ou by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm tired of these headaches, Hobbes?

  133. Holy Potter! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Maybe they will develop invisibility cloaks but you should be aware that only wizards and witches will be able to use them, not filthy muggles!

  134. Re: cloak of evasion by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They aren't talking about any D&D rules that I'm aware of...and I play 3.5e on a weekly basis.

  135. Something familier about this.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    'the materials have a negative refractive index, which effectively makes light travel backwards'

    Sounds suspiciously like a mirror to me..... Sure we've had those for a while.

  136. Re: cloak of evasion by sckeener · · Score: 1

    I'm not sure which comment you are confused on so....

    Per player's handbook 3.5

    pg 50 A rogue can sneak attack only living creatures with discernible anatomies--undead, constructs, oozes, plants, and incorporeal creatures lack vital areas to attack. Any creature that is immune to critical hits is not vulnerable to sneak attacks.

    pg 50 A rogue cannot sneak attack while striking a creature with concealment (see page 152) or striking the limbs of a creature whose vitals are beyond reach.


    so any miss chance will negate a sneak attack...it is the first comment in the thread that makes no sense. a miss chance is a miss chance.

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  137. Re:"Selective frequencies" already in use by the N by everphilski · · Score: 1

    That's an excellent countermeasure for a stationary or slow moving vehicle but this new technology has the potential to work at higher speeds... think about aircraft and missiles. They could be blanketed in this material and then have free range of motion. Very cool.

  138. just checked the GNU Hurd 1.0 source code by derHerrLordKanzler · · Score: 1

    ..., looking for superlenses_init function, nothing found though.

  139. Re: cloak of evasion by Wyrd01 · · Score: 1

    ...it is the first comment in the thread that makes no sense. a miss chance is a miss chance.

    The post I replied to stated that the 20% miss chance provided by the cloak of evasion does not work against constructs or undead. I was simply saying that "Miss chance is miss chance no matter what you are" and so the fact that they are undead or constructs does not make any difference, they are still subject to the same chance to miss as anything else. Does that not make sense?

  140. Re: cloak of evasion by Wyrd01 · · Score: 1

    They aren't talking about any D&D rules that I'm aware of...and I play 3.5e on a weekly basis.

    Seriously? I play 3.5 and these are all rules as can be found in the SRD. You may want to look into some of them as they could be a great boon to your chatacter.

    Minor Cloak of Displacement:
    http://d20srd.org/srd/magicItems/wondrousItems.htm #cloakofDisplacementMinor

    20% miss chance, under concealment:
    http://d20srd.org/srd/combat/combatModifiers.htm#c oncealment

    True Seeing:
    http://d20srd.org/srd/spells/trueSeeing.htm

    Sneak Attacks:
    http://d20srd.org/srd/classes/rogue.htm#sneakAttac k

  141. Re: cloak of evasion by famebait · · Score: 1

    I wonder if any of them can withstand the +5 lenses of seeing that I wear every day?

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