Their mistake was reasonably obvious, but I felt it should be pointed out so mere laymen could understand the full repertoire of options available. Inevitably the first Mac user to read my comment proves the point immediately. Story checks out.
Whilst its not actually explicitly against most online poker sites terms and conditions, I forsee this contributing to the problem of bot users on poker sites. As it is at the moment they are considered a problem amongst the low level players. Suppose a really good AI is invented. Whilst we wont know we are playing against a bot it will be making 100% correct decisions without the user having to do anything. Leave a few of them running over night and some people are going to get absolutely fleeced... by artificial intelligence. I dont approve.
I play a lot of online poker (about 10-12 hours a week) and consider to myself to be a good player, regularly winning $30 tournaments and even have a couple of multi table wins under my belt.
I go out to the Grovesner Casino in Great Yarmouth (England) a few times occasionally and have won the tournaments there simply by playing out the odds, and always starring at my chips, not playing with them at all, and just doing everything like a robot, thus giving away hopefully no tells! Perhaps I would have less success at a major tournament but certainly on a social level those odds calculating and keeping a steady game and not going on a "tilt" can definately make you win.
As some servers check to see if you actually have a real address (ie by seeing if it bounces or not), I just use asd@aol.com as I am fairly confident that there is an AOL address with just about anything in front. It is also quick to type so if you want to register for something several times you can do
If you're trying to get them on the cheap you're gonna get caught out. Try Staceys down the road if you want affordable and quality, get a hell of a good bang for your buck, and some more (if you pay)
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My mum was constantly contacting me on MSN saying things like "breakfast is ready!" or "lunch is ready!" or the worst one, "dinner is ready!". It got to the point that I blocked her. My sister and my mum are always chatting with each other though and they exchange various clothes websites with each other etc and take up double my bandwidth instead of just sitting round one computer and looking! *sigh*
Professional gaming can not work whilst there is not one single thing for the players to concentrate on. Physical sports such as football (soccer), rugby, basketball, baseball, nearly any ball sport all succeed because at any one time spectators have something main to concentrate on all the time, the ball. I have played online games such as Counter Strike and it is impossible for it to succeed as there are too many things to watch at any one time. For instance, one team launches an attack, x player does an amazing shot on someone, but you miss it because you can't just concentrate on that player where as in a game of football, Thierry Henry scoring a 35 yard free kick would be seen as the spectator will be concentrating on the ball and what is going to happen next. If they could make a game that was really exciting to play but just mainly concentrated on a certain thing happening (ball going into goal for instance) then professional gaming may have a chance in becoming a sport. Until then it is impossible to happen as spectators cannot concentrate on any one thing.
The best games to get people to come in (assuming you're in the US) are going to be games like Half Life (with all the mods - CS, TFC, DoD, FLF, etc, etc), Quake 3, UT2k3, other FPS go down very well, you might also want to throw stuff like ICQ, MSN etc onto the computers, many people use them regularly as an essential.
You may also want to find some RTS games (Real Time Strategy), stuff like Command and Conquer etc, they are very fun over a LAN as well as over the internet.
Their mistake was reasonably obvious, but I felt it should be pointed out so mere laymen could understand the full repertoire of options available. Inevitably the first Mac user to read my comment proves the point immediately. Story checks out.
They omitted the "Use a Mac if you're an uptight self-concious bellend" option
Whilst its not actually explicitly against most online poker sites terms and conditions, I forsee this contributing to the problem of bot users on poker sites. As it is at the moment they are considered a problem amongst the low level players. Suppose a really good AI is invented. Whilst we wont know we are playing against a bot it will be making 100% correct decisions without the user having to do anything. Leave a few of them running over night and some people are going to get absolutely fleeced... by artificial intelligence. I dont approve.
I play a lot of online poker (about 10-12 hours a week) and consider to myself to be a good player, regularly winning $30 tournaments and even have a couple of multi table wins under my belt.
I go out to the Grovesner Casino in Great Yarmouth (England) a few times occasionally and have won the tournaments there simply by playing out the odds, and always starring at my chips, not playing with them at all, and just doing everything like a robot, thus giving away hopefully no tells! Perhaps I would have less success at a major tournament but certainly on a social level those odds calculating and keeping a steady game and not going on a "tilt" can definately make you win.
Its a game for mugs though
Matrices are just glorified simultaneous equations!
As some servers check to see if you actually have a real address (ie by seeing if it bounces or not), I just use asd@aol.com as I am fairly confident that there is an AOL address with just about anything in front. It is also quick to type so if you want to register for something several times you can do
@ aol.com
asfweg@aol.com
eryh9g80erhg@aol.com
ergohrwng
goin@aol.com
etc.
Feel free to mod this as off topic but I am very impressed with the authors site: nigritude ultramarine. Those are some impressive Christmas lights!
Mod parent down, a Haiku is 575 not 343 (is program 3 or 4? If 4 then 353, either way it's wrong)
> Microsoft Customers Get No Bang for Buck
If you're trying to get them on the cheap you're gonna get caught out. Try Staceys down the road if you want affordable and quality, get a hell of a good bang for your buck, and some more (if you pay)
I'm just bitter.
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The owner of that garbage has still yet to see what a vagina looks like.
My mum was constantly contacting me on MSN saying things like "breakfast is ready!" or "lunch is ready!" or the worst one, "dinner is ready!". It got to the point that I blocked her. My sister and my mum are always chatting with each other though and they exchange various clothes websites with each other etc and take up double my bandwidth instead of just sitting round one computer and looking! *sigh*
You should take a pringles can with you
Professional gaming can not work whilst there is not one single thing for the players to concentrate on. Physical sports such as football (soccer), rugby, basketball, baseball, nearly any ball sport all succeed because at any one time spectators have something main to concentrate on all the time, the ball. I have played online games such as Counter Strike and it is impossible for it to succeed as there are too many things to watch at any one time. For instance, one team launches an attack, x player does an amazing shot on someone, but you miss it because you can't just concentrate on that player where as in a game of football, Thierry Henry scoring a 35 yard free kick would be seen as the spectator will be concentrating on the ball and what is going to happen next. If they could make a game that was really exciting to play but just mainly concentrated on a certain thing happening (ball going into goal for instance) then professional gaming may have a chance in becoming a sport. Until then it is impossible to happen as spectators cannot concentrate on any one thing.
We all know who the real lord of the rings is, Cowboy Neil! I mean that literally rather than metaphorically which is what is so grim about it
Sushi is to South Korea as Sushi is to England
The best games to get people to come in (assuming you're in the US) are going to be games like Half Life (with all the mods - CS, TFC, DoD, FLF, etc, etc), Quake 3, UT2k3, other FPS go down very well, you might also want to throw stuff like ICQ, MSN etc onto the computers, many people use them regularly as an essential.
You may also want to find some RTS games (Real Time Strategy), stuff like Command and Conquer etc, they are very fun over a LAN as well as over the internet.
"So a few days ago"
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read at http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/shared/spl/hi/sci_nat/03/
So can it ring people or did they remove that function?
first?
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Did someone say quake?
6bone? Oh my, i've slipped onto one of those sites again! /me closes before mum walks in
Oh my! This is one for the war
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