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Geeks Playing Poker?

Ben Collins writes "I recently won a satellite tournament at Full Tilt Poker for entry into the World Poker Tour Final at Foxwoods Casino. I picked up poker as a hobby about 4 months ago, and consider myself a decent player, maybe due to programming experience (analytical thinking). Any other programmers/computer people find that they can play poker better than the average person because of their computer experience?"

431 comments

  1. Online vs. Offline by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    In online play, it can really come down to your abilities to play the odds. Your geek skills are good for this. In offline play, though, tells can be a huge factor, and for some geeks, the social aspect of this may be much harder.

    1. Re:Online vs. Offline by kryonD · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Poker, like coding, is a skill that is gained through research and experience. I'm sure most slashdotters have sat down at a table with friends, or hopped online for a little recreational play. And as long as you were sitting around with a bunch of people who have not studied the game, your analytical skills probably did lean the game in your favor. However, Poker is far more than just knowing the odds or keeping a stone solid expression on your face whether you just got a pair of Aces or 7-2o. Before everyone hops onto partypoker with their allowances, you should understand that if someone is sitting at the table who also knows how to play on button position and player identification (i.e. calling stations, recreational gambler, etc..), they could get dealt 7-2o all night long and still walk away with all of your money.

      Then again, what am I saying!! Everyone hop onto partypoker with all your money and find kryond at the NL single table touneys. I suck really bad...honest, I do!

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    2. Re:Online vs. Offline by Xenographic · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Online, it can come down to whether the other people at the table are in collusion with one another...

      And no, I don't think cryptograph can fix that problem, because out of band communications (phone, IM, etc.) will always be available so long as the players cannot be monitored.

      Not to mention the issue of whether or not you can trust the casino. I'm not saying you can't necessarily, but more that I just wouldn't unless we were all there together, in person.

    3. Re:Online vs. Offline by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As a programmer, I find that my poker skills aren't that great. However, the poker bot I wrote is breaking even (by a significant amount) over nearly a thousand hours of gameplay. Luckily I have the self-restraint to keep it off the 'real money' tables. Then again, the 'play money' tables are filled with beginners who are easy to beat with straight out analytical play and simple tactics.

    4. Re:Online vs. Offline by Duncan3 · · Score: 0

      Actually, most "players" online are now bots.

      So you really have no chance. pun intended.

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    5. Re:Online vs. Offline by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That comment makes me think you haven't played a lot of poker, tells are never a huge factor. They sometimes are a significant factor, but they never come close to the importance of figuring out the opponents' betting patterns and how to best respond to those. Both which are pretty analytical skills.

    6. Re:Online vs. Offline by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      It's the fucking luck of the draw with a decent mind for what to keep and what to throw a way.

      If you think that poker is just luck, and if you play against the cards instead of against your opponents, then why don't you come play a few friendly hands of poker with me? I swear I'll leave you enough money for bus fare...

    7. Re:Online vs. Offline by hunterx11 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Being a geek can indeed sometimes help you to win at roulette.

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    8. Re:Online vs. Offline by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nice troll.

      When someone pushes a pair of sevens through the wheel, a flush and the boat just by using the right betting strategy, that's a skill. Kind of like the Chargers beating the Patriots on Monday Night Football.

    9. Re:Online vs. Offline by PostScience · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Do you have any evidence to back this up? It could work if two or more bots teamed up at the same table. It is difficult though to write a good multi-player poker program. The University of Alberta's program only plays one on one. Not to mention the difficulty of screen-scraping or decrypting the communications between the client and server.

      I seriously doubt that there are many bots out there.

    10. Re:Online vs. Offline by PostScience · · Score: 1

      The 'real money' and 'play money' tables are categorically different. It is not just that the 'play money' tables are filled with beginners. Players will almost always stay in, since they have nothing to lose. Here is an algorithm that would probably break even at the play tables: if ( goodstartinghand ) stayin( nomatterwhat ); else fold(); Good luck trying that with the real money tables.

    11. Re:Online vs. Offline by Simonetta · · Score: 1

      Could someone recommend good Poker learning software? I used to use Vegas Johnny for MS-DOS, but it had timing loops that prevented it from working on any PC using a CPU beyond 386.

    12. Re:Online vs. Offline by harikiri · · Score: 2, Interesting
      I'm reminded of a line from Rounders, where Matt Damon's character says of the "Judges Game" (paraphrasing) "I realised - in this room of learned-minds, there was not one real poker player".

      Intelligence (or geek skills) isn't the sole requirement. Knowledge will get you so far, but your ability to play the game (primarily the social aspect as you said). At the professional level, so much comes down to reading the other man, and controlling your reactions to how the cards and bets are played out. You can know odds and betting patterns, but hiding that grin when you make a good hand is worth so much more...

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    13. Re:Online vs. Offline by Muhammar · · Score: 3, Funny

      Any other programmers/computer people find that they can play poker better than the average person because of their computer experience?"

      A geek can play above average in a poker game against computer because he can easily read the machine facial expression

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    14. Re:Online vs. Offline by Paradise+Pete · · Score: 1

      Or more recently: The Eudamonic Pie, when in the early eighties a group of physicists used computers in their shoes to predict where the ball would fall off the rail and hit a section of the wheel.

    15. Re:Online vs. Offline by SuperRob · · Score: 4, Insightful

      That's why I won't play online. The social engineering aspect of the game (which I'm very good at), is such a huge factor (at least, in Texas Hold 'Em) that I refuse to play online.

      That, and the fact that many of the popular online poker establishments have problems with bots and people working in collusion to grind out the pots.

      Anyway, one of the most important things I've learned while playing poker is that playing penny games online will get you to see enough pots where you can learn the odds pretty quickly. But I personally wouldn't take playing online any further than that. If you want to be a serious poker player, you have to get used to playing the people, and not just the odds.

    16. Re:Online vs. Offline by Best+ID+Ever! · · Score: 1

      Wilson's software is generally regarded as the best software for learning poker. But IMO nothing beats a decent book and some real-life experience.

    17. Re:Online vs. Offline by cynic+pi · · Score: 0

      they could get dealt 7-2o all night long and still walk away with all of your money.

      Especially if they bet you they would get 27o all night long.

    18. Re:Online vs. Offline by xero314 · · Score: 4, Insightful
      Any time you want to play with the simple rule that you only ever get 72o let me know, I'm always looking for the better of a sucker bet. Heck I'd even take the bet if you'd play ever hand to the river, regardless of the cards.

      As a skilled player myself I can say that my mathmatical skills, used in programing if not gained from it, have helped alot. Though it is true that no amount of statistics knowledge will be the final word in a poker hand, it is usefull when determining betting for value, and dealing with those bad beats when they come along. So every time you win with that 72o hand be well aware that you are give the loser a large value bet, even a 73o is making a few penies on each dollar bet.

    19. Re:Online vs. Offline by Best+ID+Ever! · · Score: 1

      I have a theory that there are a lot of bots, but they're all programmed badly.

      A couple weeks ago someone called me down with 32o, without having made any hand at all, or even a straight draw. A bot with a severe bug was the only explanation I could come up with.

    20. Re:Online vs. Offline by 00420 · · Score: 1

      A bot could definately do well with fixed limit poker. But you put a bot against some good players in No Limit Texas Hold 'Em, and the bot wouldn't stand a chance.

    21. Re:Online vs. Offline by God!+Awful+2 · · Score: 2

      I can state from my own experience that playing the odds exclusively works great against friends. I almost feel bad about taking their money. It's too easy.

      I occasionally watch the world poker tour on TV. I even watched some today. At that level, the outcome of the game seems to be based mostly on luck. Sure it takes a lot of skill to make it to the final group, but going all in on an A5 suited takes mostly guts, not skill.

      -a

    22. Re:Online vs. Offline by Casino+Robot · · Score: 1

      Geek skills definitely help. Abnormal patience levels and the ability to write utilities to show the odds and running pot - it's a killer combo for me!

    23. Re:Online vs. Offline by eclectus · · Score: 1

      In poker, sometimes guts=skill. I've bluffed my way to winning a number of hands.

      Math skills help out in poker at first, but poker is a game of psychology. It is as much about the cards as astronomy is about telescopes.

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    24. Re:Online vs. Offline by tsg · · Score: 1

      Intelligence (or geek skills) isn't the sole requirement. Knowledge will get you so far, but your ability to play the game (primarily the social aspect as you said). At the professional level, so much comes down to reading the other man, and controlling your reactions to how the cards and bets are played out. You can know odds and betting patterns, but hiding that grin when you make a good hand is worth so much more...

      At the professional level of no-limit, yes, I fully agree. But at the low-limit amateur level, where most people by far are playing, the cards and the odds matter a whole lot more than reading the other players. Keep in mind that the player himself has to know whether or not the hand is any good before you can tell whether or not his hand is any good by reading him.

      At the limits I play ($.25-$.50), very few hands get decided without a showdown. At some point, you are going to have to have the cards and the limit structure of the game makes it damned near impossible to raise someone out of a hand. The only way to win in the long run is play the odds.

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    25. Re:Online vs. Offline by Frizzle+Fry · · Score: 1

      A couple weeks ago someone called me down with 32o, without having made any hand at all, or even a straight draw. A bot with a severe bug was the only explanation I could come up with.

      I suppose you don't play much live? In casinos, you see people do plenty of inexplicable shit and they clearly aren't robots.
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    26. Re:Online vs. Offline by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      That's a problem in offline games too. Was she signalling her buddy, or just fiddling with her hair? Can't prove anything, and it's hard to tell because half the time you don't get to see her cards. Online, at least the casino can see all the cards, and the better ones apply statistical algorithms to detect collusion.

      Besides, most people who bother to cheat aren't great players in the first place, and don't really know how to take advantage of their extra information.

    27. Re:Online vs. Offline by DA_MAN_DA_MYTH · · Score: 1

      Ring games are much different than Tournament / No-Limit, or Pot-Limit games. I haven't seen many bots that can play in anything but ring games where it is very much mechanical. However raising the amount playing for from say $.25-$.50 online (which is pretty much a $2-$4 game anywhere else Due to the frequency of the hands online) to say a higher limit game $30-$60 the game becomes a little different.

      It's kind of funny how much attention Slashdot has been giving to poker lately... Why now?

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    28. Re:Online vs. Offline by bhtooefr · · Score: 1

      Timing loops? Try Mo'Slo, with a nice low percentage.

    29. Re:Online vs. Offline by nbanman · · Score: 1
      Some people make a ton of money playing online, but for myself, playing poker online is a good way to practice for "the real thing." It's very good to have thousands of hands of real poker experience behind you, and online poker makes that much easier.

      To that end, you should play online if you can win money or at least break even. There's only one way to find out, and that's to put a couple hundred down and try.

      I don't keep accurate stats on my playing; it does seem like the money comes a little harder these days, but I don't know if I can attribute this to worse play, better opponent play, or some form of cheating. But I still make more than I lose, so it's still worth playing (since I also enjoy it).

      I would recommend against playing the free money games online. People play so poorly that it dulls your instincts for when you're playing for real money. It's easy to make money just by playing only the strongest hands, but you don't get a sense for when to fold an iffy hand, or how to push somebody out of a pot.

    30. Re:Online vs. Offline by God!+Awful+2 · · Score: 1

      I'm not saying don't ever bluff, but in an amateur game it's usually not necessary. A lot of novice players play very loose. The best way to counter that is to play the odds and catch them in a bluff.

      Of course if you find yourself in a situation where everyone at the table is playing too tight then you throw in some bluffs. But unless you're a mind reader, you bluff according to the odds (based upon each opponent's call frequency).

      Also, many friendly games have raise limits where bluffing just doesn't work. You can't bluff someone out of a $20 pot when there is a $1 raise limit.

      -a

    31. Re:Online vs. Offline by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

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  2. Luck by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    I prefer luck over skill in poker. Bet high, never fold, and one of those times I'll come out near even, maybe.

  3. Indeed by odano · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I took up poker a couple years ago before it became popular online, and now I play from time to time online, and I would consider myself a winning player.

    The thing with poker is the game isn't all too complicated if we are talking about online play, where sound betting strategy will win you money. Give a logical thinking person a simple poker strategy to play, they will do fine and definetly win some money online.

    Online poker is all about logic and patience, and at least the former is found in most computer people, which is why I am guessing they will do much better at the strategic part, which will more or less translate into playing winning poker.

    1. Re:Indeed by TopShelf · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Agreed - especially online, winning poker is more about the patience to wait for good opportunities than anything else.

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    2. Re:Indeed by AkaXakA · · Score: 1

      A good place to start is betfest.com
      It has lot's of practical articles and isn't too non-geeky. (I can't believe I just said that)

  4. Crazy Fad or New Social Activity by nate+nice · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I'm not sure if Poker is a fad right now or something that may last. My instinct tells me it is a fad and will die in a year or so. Has it had resurgence before anyone know of?

    I will play from time to time, but I find it best in moderation. Anyways, lets start the flame war.

    Is poker a fad or is it here to stay, and why?

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    1. Re:Crazy Fad or New Social Activity by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Pretty sure that poker has been being played quite a long time. Consider that it was a popular game "out west" in the previous century.

      I think it has just recently been reaching more popular media outlets. The "poker night" with the boys has been a thing for a while too...

      I would say that it is not a fad, but that it is just has more media view right now. That aspect might dissipate over time, but people will still play, even if nobody is watching them on tv.

    2. Re:Crazy Fad or New Social Activity by farghen · · Score: 1

      You must not be a college student. It is most certainly a fad amongst students at my school, and I suspect other universities as well.

    3. Re:Crazy Fad or New Social Activity by Illserve · · Score: 1

      What's new is that people can reliably play poker for real money without traveling to a casino.

      I think it's been permanently augmented by the internet, in the same way that the auction, dating and communication industry have been.

      10 years ago, was your instinct also telling you that email would die in a year or two? :)

    4. Re:Crazy Fad or New Social Activity by JimBean · · Score: 1

      I hope it is a short-term fad. I am sick of my roommates waking me up at 3am while they swear at the computer. "What? That's f#$king impossible!" They also rarely leave their room nowadays (except to go the casino). I am sure they make some money, but they have invested a lot of time in their newfound "hobby." Ah, a new generation of hardcore gamblers.

    5. Re:Crazy Fad or New Social Activity by AliasTheRoot · · Score: 1

      It was a fad when I was at University ten years ago also, would imagine it will be a fad in ten years time too.

      We used to play shithead more, it's much more puerile.

    6. Re:Crazy Fad or New Social Activity by Illserve · · Score: 1

      Don't worry, now that gambling has gotten that much easier, addictive gamblers will breed themselves out of existence within 1 generation.

    7. Re:Crazy Fad or New Social Activity by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It is a fad. It will never last into the 20th century.

      -Wild Bill

    8. Re:Crazy Fad or New Social Activity by MagicDude · · Score: 1

      Poker, the pet rock of sports entertainment. That's how the PTI guys described it when thier show got prempted from their regular time slot for some world series of poker show (Is it just me, or does poker have a world series every week?). But for what it's worth, poker does have about the same amount of excitement as any other sporting event. It's a whole lotta nothing followed by 20 seconds of excitement. Think about it, for every home run or 40 yard touchdown pass, you have about 50 foul balls and 2 yard rushing gains.

    9. Re:Crazy Fad or New Social Activity by RevAaron · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Does it irritate you because you don't like to play poker, or because you were playing it before it was "cool?"

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    10. Re:Crazy Fad or New Social Activity by bnenning · · Score: 1

      But for what it's worth, poker does have about the same amount of excitement as any other sporting event. It's a whole lotta nothing followed by 20 seconds of excitement.

      Yes and no. Most poker broadcasts are heavily edited, so you only see the "exciting" hands. But there was recently a tournament broadcast live (actually with a 5 minute delay to avoid the possibility of cheating), and it worked really well, at least I thought so. The "boring" hands where nobody has much of anything are actually quite interesting if you know what's going on.

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    11. Re:Crazy Fad or New Social Activity by Zebbers · · Score: 3, Funny

      OMG you are so right. Its not like poker has been around forever and people have been playing with friends for decades upon decades or anything. It's purely a fad.

    12. Re:Crazy Fad or New Social Activity by nate+nice · · Score: 1

      The recent popularity is what I am referring to. Sure, people play cards but with it on TV now days a lot more people are playing. I was asking if you think the current burst in popularity will sustain. Where it stands now, it is a fad. It's a game that will always be played but I'm wondeirng if it's recent surge in popularity will have lasting power; i.e will people watch it on TV 2 years from now?

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    13. Re:Crazy Fad or New Social Activity by gl4ss · · Score: 1

      it's easier now.
      you don't have to go to a casino.
      you don't need real friends to have come around if you would play with some friends.
      you don't have to play with 'strangers' face-to-face.
      also, it's the game where you play against other people directly and not against mathematicall odds by which you _will_ lose.

      that being said.. all the fun is in bluffing.. if you're just for short fun in it.

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    14. Re:Crazy Fad or New Social Activity by Simonetta · · Score: 1

      will breed themselves out of existence within 1 generation.

      How do you breed yourself out of existence? Breeding is making children. If you are good enough at what you do that you are able to attract females willing to have children with you, then how are you going out of existence in one generation?

      Perhaps the comment means to imply that because there is so much more opportunity for addictive gamblers to lose everything much more quickly, they will be preceived as undesirable breeding mates by females and therefore will not pass on their addictive gambling genetic matrix beyond one more generation.

    15. Re:Crazy Fad or New Social Activity by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      if it's recent surge in popularity will have lasting power; i.e will people watch it on TV 2 years from now?

      Remember folks, it's only popular if "people" watch it on TV.

    16. Re:Crazy Fad or New Social Activity by Neophytus · · Score: 1

      We've been playing that recenty (under the alias Danish) interspersed with games of spoons, cheat and scabby queen. The people around me wouldn't have the patience for poker.

    17. Re:Crazy Fad or New Social Activity by rograndom · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I think poker is as much of a fad as professional wrestling. Some generation of college kids "discovers" this somewhat dark pasttime and thinks it's the greatest thing since sliced bread, the industry is then flung into the mainstream but can't escape it's seedy roots and collapses under it's own weight. Remember, these businesses aren't exactly run by Mary Poppins. By that time, whoever hasn't moved on with their life either goes "Boy, this is pretty fucking stupid, what the hell have I been doing? Time for a new hobby." (majority) or they're hooked for life (minority). A few years later a generation who were too young to remember the previous wave "discovers" it and the cycle begins again.

    18. Re:Crazy Fad or New Social Activity by Mr.+Slippery · · Score: 1
      I'm not sure if Poker is a fad right now or something that may last.

      Poker has been around for a long time, and will certainly last; it's current popularity is probably a fad.

      My father used to be a programmer/analyst (recently moved into being a realtor - anybody looking to buy or sell a house in the Baltimore area?), and likes to gamble a bit. For most of my childhood we had a royal flush he was once dealt in a game of 7-card stud, framed and hanging on the dining room wall. Mostly does blackjack at the casinos now.

      My brother and I used to while away car trips playing hands of 5-card draw in the backseat, but I've only really played a few times in my adult life.

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    19. Re:Crazy Fad or New Social Activity by Tablizer · · Score: 1

      What's new is that people can reliably play poker for real money without traveling to a casino.

      Wasn't there a story about a month ago regarding computers being used to cheat in on-line poker? Also, why would poker be a better career than chess in the longer run?

    20. Re:Crazy Fad or New Social Activity by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What's new is that people can reliably play poker for real money without traveling to a casino.

      Without travelling. You never had to go to a casino if you knew of the right places.

    21. Re:Crazy Fad or New Social Activity by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Is it just me, or does poker have a world series every week?

      That's why they call it a series.

    22. Re:Crazy Fad or New Social Activity by entropy42 · · Score: 1

      But there was recently a tournament broadcast live (actually with a 5 minute delay to avoid the possibility of cheating)

      Glad you liked it; I was at that final table. Briefly, unfortunately, when I put it all-in with AQ against ivey's AK and landed fifth.

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    23. Re:Crazy Fad or New Social Activity by bnenning · · Score: 1

      Yeah, I remember that. Tough one, don't think you could have done anything differently. Hope to watch you at many more final tables.

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    24. Re:Crazy Fad or New Social Activity by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's a fad. Backgammon was huge in the seventies. Just like poker (and unlie chess), backgammon involves some skill but the worst player can beat the best if lucky.

    25. Re:Crazy Fad or New Social Activity by nate+nice · · Score: 1

      Yeah, good point. Probably the best response I've seen to all this. You should probably be modded-up but that's up to the moderators of course. Good insight.

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    26. Re:Crazy Fad or New Social Activity by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Remember, these businesses aren't exactly run by Mary Poppins.

      What businesses are?

    27. Re:Crazy Fad or New Social Activity by garymcg · · Score: 1

      Fad.


      Those darned kids and their movies. Remember when "Color of Money" came out and all those fancy new pool halls opened up? They're sure not very crowded now. "Rounders", poker same thing.

      Once all of these johnny-come-latelies realize that for every winner at the table there is at least one loser, and more likely 2 or 3, it will begin to lose its appeal.

      The thing is, back when the U.S. had a military draft virtually every american male knew how to play poker as the army/navy etc was where you learned how to play. During the last 3 decades the number of competent poker players has declined dramatically.

      At least it won't be as bad as the cigar fad; I used to be able to buy a box of cigars for $28.95, after about 3 years of all those new "afficionados" the price rose to $84.95, and it still hasn't come down.

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    28. Re:Crazy Fad or New Social Activity by AEton · · Score: 3, Funny

      The nanny industry, for one, is run entirely under Poppins's iron fist.

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    29. Re:Crazy Fad or New Social Activity by CAIMLAS · · Score: 1

      The difference between an athletic sport and poker is that poker can conceiveably played by anyone. It's a learned game (for the most part), not one that's precidented by inate physical ability. Anyone can conceiveably learn simple things like odds, and over time it's also possible for someone to learn the ins and outs of playing the table instead of the cards, etc.

      Thus, it's conceiveable for the home viewer to look at the TV and "play at home", just like he would after going out with a buddy at a home game, and fantasize himself into a 1 million game much more easily than he could a 3 million/year football contract.

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    30. Re:Crazy Fad or New Social Activity by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or maybe he meant that they won't ever breed because the are stuck at the pokergame :-)

    31. Re:Crazy Fad or New Social Activity by JohnFluxx · · Score: 1

      You misread.

      "themselves" being the group of gamblers, not an individual, and assuming gambling is genetic.

    32. Re:Crazy Fad or New Social Activity by rograndom · · Score: 1

      Ok, let me put it another way. The people who are running these mostly got to where they are by conning marks, not through any traditional business sense. They tend to be degerates and huge marks themselves. Once the business reaches a certain level of acceptance they don't have to keep up with the backroom bullshit, but they don't know any other way and end up pissing a lot of people, both partners and customers.

    33. Re:Crazy Fad or New Social Activity by patty_xx · · Score: 1

      I'm not sure if it is just a fad or not but everyone seems to be getting into the business. Almost every "pro" is associated with a poker room and even TV commentator Vince Van Patten and actor James Woods have their own site http://www.hollywoodpoker.com/

    34. Re:Crazy Fad or New Social Activity by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      At least it won't be as bad as the cigar fad; I used to be able to buy a box of cigars for $28.95, after about 3 years of all those new "afficionados" the price rose to $84.95, and it still hasn't come down

      try cigarsinternational.com - they have pretty good prices on cigars

    35. Re:Crazy Fad or New Social Activity by Wakko+Warner · · Score: 1

      It's a stupid fad, and it irritates me.

      Why? Can't win?

      - A.P.

      --
      "Remember when the U.S. had a drug problem, and then we declared a War On Drugs, and now you can't buy drugs anymore?"
  5. Teh Gates! by sh1ftay · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Don't forget Bill Gates was a notorious poker player in college, writing thousand dollar checks at the end of the night usually.

    1. Re:Teh Gates! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You misunderstand the question if you answer this thinking Gates==programmer. Programmers don't go to Harvard, they go to MIT.

    2. Re:Teh Gates! by Lord+Kano · · Score: 3, Funny

      How else was he supposed to pay for sex?

      LK

      --
      "Hi. This is my friend, Jack Shit, and you don't know him." - Lord Kano
    3. Re:Teh Gates! by Lispy · · Score: 1

      Greed has been his driving force ever since.

    4. Re:Teh Gates! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      One could say the same of girls. Girls don't go to MIT. They go to Harvard. ... Dumbass

    5. Re:Teh Gates! by Fiddy+Cent · · Score: 1

      Well, if you have a super-rich daddy like Bill had, thousand dollar checks isn't that special.

    6. Re:Teh Gates! by InfiniteWisdom · · Score: 1

      Notorious? Thats the best kind of player to have at the table :)

      I had a friend like that join a game once. By the end of the night he'd lost about $40 (we mostly bought in for $5 or $10 at a time), and most of the other people were in positive territory.

    7. Re:Teh Gates! by tasinet · · Score: 1

      what the fuck are you talking about?

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  7. Definitely. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Coding also improved my sexual prowess.

    1. Re:Definitely. by aredubya74 · · Score: 5, Funny

      Yup, all that typing == strong wrists

      --

      RW

    2. Re:Definitely. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      Yeah but only in online play right?

    3. Re:Definitely. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      nice.

    4. Re:Definitely. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      It had nowhere to go but up.

    5. Re:Definitely. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Especially when doing hardware programming you'll be used to gently put something into a port and watch for the right reaction.

  8. Poker Bloke by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Of course you play better than the average person. You're better than all of us. Would you like to sit and put a few dollars down?

    1. Re:Poker Bloke by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I thought the same, EXACT thing. What a waste of brain-space.

    2. Re:Poker Bloke by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Would you like to sit and put a few dollars down?

      Sure. See, I have here what's called the "wheel." It has earthy undertones, a smooth draw and enough kick to give me the high and the low.

    3. Re:Poker Bloke by asjk · · Score: 1
      Of course you play better than the average person.
      I would think that most people believe that they are better players the same way people believe that they drivers better than every1 else.
    4. Re:Poker Bloke by Eneff · · Score: 1

      Awwww, too bad. Flush showed up on the high, and you got quartered with the wheel.

      (I love hi/lo!)

  9. Nope by Pheonix5000 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I've been dealing with computers for a long time and it hasn't helped me one bit at poker. Sure, maybe you can do the math a bit better but that only helps for online games. IRL, strategies are much different as you're playing with people and have to read the player. And besides, how many geeks have had any real experience with people (and no Virtual Girl doesn't count!)

    1. Re:Nope by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's VirtuaGirl, you imposter!

  10. IMO by Soporific · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Being geeky might help with keeping track of cards, but I think the real skill in poker is the ability to read your opponents body language. That skill doesn't sound like it's a skill that most nerds posess, or they'd get laid more.

    ~S

    1. Re:IMO by tornado2258 · · Score: 1
      There is a flaw in your logic that geeks can't read body language because they don't get laid

      Maybe they are reading everybodies body language just fine and it is the fact that nobody wants to sleep with them that prevents them gatting laid?

    2. Re:IMO by kurosawdust · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Being geeky might help with keeping track of cards, but I think the real skill in poker is the ability to read your opponents body language. That skill doesn't sound like it's a skill that most nerds posess, or they'd get laid more.

      Tells are without a doubt the single most overrated aspect of poker. Beginners place so much significance on them and they are in actuality within epsilon of zero significance. If you are playing with absolutely terrible players, can you get a hint of whether or not they're strong or weak based on certain things they do, body language and mannerisms? Yes. Can you do this in the World Series of Poker where you imagine yourself playing at the Final Table and catching a tell off Doyle Brunson that isn't an intentional tell he used to separate you from your money? Probably not. Knowing that the pot is offering you 8-to-1 odds when you are 6-to-1 to make your ace-high flush and there's no pair on board (so there can't be a full house or four of a kind) is much more valuable then guessing and second-guessing what your opponent's scratching his nose three times means, versus his usual two.

      My guess is you haven't played much poker for real money, at least not against opponents who aren't god-awful. See? I called your bluff, and I can't even see you!

    3. Re:IMO by gl4ss · · Score: 2, Informative

      though.. if you yourself show zero changes.. which geeks are pretty good at after all(being not so emotional about such things as a stack of cards, playing cards that is)... and give ZERO effort into reading the body language might be faked for all you now anyways.

      if you TRY to read and _fail_ then you _will_ lose. if you don't even try reading body language you can play as if you were online(hell, for the heck of it, develope a system of coming up with a random order of different 'signs', blinking eyes or twitching or whatever).

      oh and one thing.. gamblers, really serious addicted gamblers, like to think they got some edge because of whatever reason, otherwise it would be harder for them to reason why they should keep playing even if doesn't make sense monetarywise(beause they are in fact losing). one of these legend edges is the reading of body language.

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    4. Re:IMO by anthony_dipierro · · Score: 1

      If you are playing with absolutely terrible players, can you get a hint of whether or not they're strong or weak based on certain things they do, body language and mannerisms? Yes.

      I find the opposite to be true. While I can get a good sense of the hand of an average player, you can pretty much never tell what the terrible player has. And considering that there's usually only one of these players at a full table, it really doesn't matter all that much unless you can get the game heads up. Yeah, you know the person will raise with almost anything, in some lame attempt to bluff everyone out of the pot, but you've still gotta assume someone else has a good hand. So you wait until you've got a monster, and then checkraise or something to signal to all the decent players to fold. Then, once you've got it heads up, bet and bet and hope the idiot doesn't by sheer luck happen to already have a hand or catch one. Hopefully you've got a big bankroll, because the moron will catch with annoying frequency.

      My guess is you haven't played much poker for real money, at least not against opponents who aren't god-awful.

      I have, a lot, and while I think you're right when it comes to the average casino game, where a good player can win just by playing tight, to beat a tough game you've gotta exploit some tells, and you have to make sure that you don't have any.

      Of course, I mainly play stud, not holdem. It's a lot easier to read people's hands in stud, because you get to actually see 4/7ths of it.

    5. Re:IMO by ceswiedler · · Score: 1

      In small to mid stakes games, most people don't know odds well enough, and just playing 'mathematically' will win often enough. But every single top-level player I've ever heard asked has said that the mathematics of it are relatively simple comparing to knowing (and 'playing') the players.

    6. Re:IMO by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I agree that the tells are a very, very, very small part of actual poker play. The point was well made by the parent poster so I won't say any more than that. But in addition...

      What are you talking about? In Hold'em you see 5/7ths of the hand. 1, 2 ,3 are the flop, 4 on the turn, 5 on the river, two cards in the hole. I'm going to second your parent poster by saying that you clearly do not play as much poker as you'd like people to think.

    7. Re:IMO by Illserve · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Playing the players isn't about reading their tells.

      It's about knowing their betting history, and deducing their strategy from it. It's about information transmitted within the context of the game.

      Very hard to do, but not related to reading body language.

    8. Re:IMO by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In Hold'em you see 5/7ths of the hand. 1, 2 ,3 are the flop, 4 on the turn, 5 on the river, two cards in the hole.

      For some reason I don't look at it that way, because they're community cards, but you're right.

      I'm going to second your parent poster by saying that you clearly do not play as much poker as you'd like people to think.

      I fully admit I don't play very much holdem.

    9. Re:IMO by chivo243 · · Score: 1

      well said!

      --
      Sig Hansen?
    10. Re:IMO by tsg · · Score: 1

      But every single top-level player I've ever heard asked has said that the mathematics of it are relatively simple comparing to knowing (and 'playing') the players.

      Top-level players are playing a different game. There is a world of difference between no-limit professionals and low-limit amateurs. Being able to tell whether your opponent thinks he has a good hand is useless if he doesn't know himself. The people I play against think nothing of reraising with bottom two pair when three of their cards are on the board. I've sat next to people with a pocket pair of 4's raising to the showdown and can't understand how the guy with a matched six beat him. The ability to read people can only help you if the people you are reading know how to play.

      Of course Doyle Brunsen and Sam Farha claim that reading the other people is more important than the odds: they are playing against people who know the game very well. They will both tell you, however, that they play better against better players. When you play against inexperienced players, the odds are much more important.

      --
      People's desire to believe they are right is much stronger than their desire to be right.
    11. Re:IMO by Soporific · · Score: 1
      See? I called your bluff, and I can't even see you!

      I never pretended to be a world class poker player though.
      Can you do this in the World Series of Poker where you imagine yourself playing at the Final Table and catching a tell off Doyle Brunson that isn't an intentional tell he used to separate you from your money?

      I think if Doyle Brunson is using tells to manipulate players, then tells do have something to do with the game. I can remember reading back 15 years ago or so that it would take the players at the last table quite a while to take off their poker faces; they had been keeping up the traditional poker face for so long it was almost like it stuck. I think there is a reason these guys wear sunglasses and act like zombies. But no, I'm not a world class player, and I doubt you are either.

      That said, I know I do much better against online opponents than I do with face to face human players.

      ~S
    12. Re:IMO by cardshark2001 · · Score: 1

      While everything you said is true, most of us will never play at the WSOP, and tells can be very lucrative when playing against rank amateurs. However, except in very egregious cases, they should merely be one factor among many that you use to weigh your decision, and putting too much emphasis on them will separate you from your money very quickly.

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    13. Re:IMO by Strokke · · Score: 1

      You are without a doubt extremely wrong. Please don't throw around big vocab words and poker slang, because you obviously don't know what you are talking about. Watch any poker played by experts with open eyes and see that the choices they make are not based upon their cards, but based upon so called "tells" from their expert opponents. The Pros use physical tells to gauge how weak/strong thier opponent feels. And the pros are very good at figuring out the strength of the cards they face. This is the extent that pros use physical tells. Only beginners make the decision to fold everytime their opponent touches his ear while blinking. The main thing you fail to mention is the tells given away by the action. This is the where most pros gain their advantage over the amateurs. They know what each bet, check, raise, call should mean. If something is out of the ordinary, they will have a good idea of what you have, and they will break you. My guess is you've read a couple poker books, and maybe took money from your sister. But you don't understand the game

  11. Definately by Gantic · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I play a lot of online poker (about 10-12 hours a week) and consider to myself to be a good player, regularly winning $30 tournaments and even have a couple of multi table wins under my belt.

    I go out to the Grovesner Casino in Great Yarmouth (England) a few times occasionally and have won the tournaments there simply by playing out the odds, and always starring at my chips, not playing with them at all, and just doing everything like a robot, thus giving away hopefully no tells! Perhaps I would have less success at a major tournament but certainly on a social level those odds calculating and keeping a steady game and not going on a "tilt" can definately make you win.

    Its a game for mugs though

    1. Re:Definately by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      that's "definitely"

    2. Re:Definately by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Its a game for mugs though Close, but I've never seen a painting of mugs playing poker...:P

    3. Re:Definately by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're a mug mate.

  12. Not analytical thinking by Rosco+P.+Coltrane · · Score: 3, Insightful

    picked up poker as a hobby about 4 months ago, and consider myself a decent player, maybe due to programming experience (analytical thinking)>

    Programming has little to do with analysis and a lot to do with gut feelings when you code, and more importantly, when you debug. What I mean is, you "feel" it when the code is right (or whatever solution you're working on is right) and you know long before the end of the project whether it'll be great, so-so or crappy.

    Well, same thing for poker: you play by "feeling" the opponents, and your hands, and just "knowing" when the stars are aligned and when you should go. So yes, your programming experience may have something to do with your playing poker well, but not for the reasons you think.

    --
    "A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of" - Ogden Nash
    1. Re:Not analytical thinking by Rosco+P.+Coltrane · · Score: 4, Funny

      you play by "feeling" the opponents, and your hands, and just "knowing" when the stars are aligned and when you should go.

      I can't believe I just wrote that...

      --
      "A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of" - Ogden Nash
    2. Re:Not analytical thinking by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you have to "feel" your way around code, then you're not doing it right, and probably don't have any real training.

    3. Re:Not analytical thinking by 0racle · · Score: 1

      Where exactly do you work?

      --
      "I use a Mac because I'm just better than you are."
    4. Re:Not analytical thinking by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As somebody that has gone completely nuts over playing online poker the last 6 weeks (logging about 5000 hands) I can assure you that it is not so simple as "feeling out" your opponents. Sure that's part of it, but not as much as you imply.

      Anyone truly interested in starting can check this page out for 2 free poker books (you get to pick the books)
      http://www.thepokerbookstore.com/page/page /858831. htm

    5. Re:Not analytical thinking by leathered · · Score: 3, Funny

      Programming has little to do with analysis and a lot to do with gut feelings when you code

      Tell me, what's it like working at Microsoft?

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      For all intensive porpoises your a bunch of rediculous loosers
    6. Re:Not analytical thinking by geekoid · · Score: 1

      "Programming has little to do with analysis and a lot to do with gut feelings when you code,"

      and thank you forpointing out exactly why the software industry is putting out crap.

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      The Kruger Dunning explains most post on /. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dunning%E2%80%93Kruger_effect
    7. Re:Not analytical thinking by tasinet · · Score: 1

      Oh, he's from my ward.

    8. Re:Not analytical thinking by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I barely managed to avoid getting coffee on my keyboard after reading about "feeling" your opponents and your hands...

      A lot of people seemed to disagree with you with regard to your reference to "gut feelings" when coding; I think I know what you mean, but I would've used different terminology. With experience, you get better at "educated guesses", which are especially valuable when debugging.

      That doesn't mean that you aren't actually analyzing things, just that considering *all* possible scenarios becomes second nature.

  13. We aren't smarter by 3770 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    No,

    And this isn't a troll.

    But I think that programmers tend to think that they are smarter than the average person. People tend to want to be good at what they do. And for a programmer, being intelligent is one of the most important factors for that.

    And with the power of wishful thinking they think they are.

    And without even realizing it, they ask questions which imply that programmers are smarter than the average person. That bugs me.

    Oh, and I'm a programmer myself.

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    1. Re:We aren't smarter by Jason+Earl · · Score: 1

      Not to mention the fact that all gamblers think that they are "better than average," and are "winning players."

      From the way that poker players talk poker games must have an element of spontaneous value creation because I have never even heard of a poker player that classified him or herself as a "loser." Unless money is being created out of the void someone must walk home with empty pockets.

    2. Re:We aren't smarter by gardyloo · · Score: 1

      all gamblers think that they are "better than average," and are "winning players."

      Er... yeah. Or they think they may train to get better. Otherwise, they wouldn't play. No one wants to lose consistently.

    3. Re:We aren't smarter by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      No of course. Programmers aren't smarter than other people.

      While we're at it, sports players aren't physically more adept or in better shape than other people.

      Wait a minute...

    4. Re:We aren't smarter by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      You're knee-jerking to an opinion he didn't state.

      There is a general tendency for programmers to be better at certain types of problems - particularly mathematics and deductive reasoning.

      This isnt "wishful thinking" - they are traits that are extremely useful to professional programmers. Anybody who is lousy at them probably won't pursue a career in programming.

      So yes, the traits that are useful when playing online poker are generally higher in programmers than non-programmers. This isn't to say that the programmers are smarter, just that those particular traits are, on average, higher in programmers. People who are better at other stuff will usually excel in other subjects rather than programming.

      You are seeing a superiority complex where there is none.

    5. Re:We aren't smarter by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I agree. I've been a developer for 7 years now and my wife just started doing real estate. I'm her "web guy" + marketing guy for her and her buyers agents. Believe it or not I'd swap a good chunk of my programming skills in a heartbeat for awesome marketing skills. Marketing is much more difficult then people think and if successful WAY more profitable.

      So yes just because you know what a pointer to a pointer is and know what registers are useful for, the average SUCCESSFUL marketing schmuck not only makes more then you but is more then likely SMARTER then you too.

    6. Re:We aren't smarter by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Like the saying goes - "If you are so smart, why aren't you rich"?

    7. Re:We aren't smarter by bnenning · · Score: 1

      And without even realizing it, they ask questions which imply that programmers are smarter than the average person. That bugs me.

      I would be astonished if this were not the case, at least for any common definition of "smart".

      People tend to want to be good at what they do.

      Most people *are* good at what they do, at least better than the average person would be at that job. Most construction workers will be stronger than the average person. Most salesmen will have better people skills than the average person. Etc, etc. People don't just pick their careers by rolling dice, they focus on what they like doing, which is going to be strongly correlated with what they're good at.

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    8. Re:We aren't smarter by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've been working with computers professionally since the '70s. I've known a lot of really smart guys, way smarter than me. But I've met some total fucking morons in the game too. Mostly that's a relatively recent thing, say '90s onwards, the Microsoft Cert generation.

      I remember working on a Windows-based system. I was putting it through its paces, when a guy who'd been in IT for almost a year and was watching me work leaned over my shoulder and in an irritated and impatient tone informed that "if you press alt-f4 you can close open windows"...and proceeded to demonstrate this astounding new technique for me, which was a nuisance as I was in the middle of something.

      Everybody who learns any of the basics of computing is immediately transformed into a Guru. This is probably true of most fields and disciplines to some extent, but I think in computing it's most obvious and fucking annoying! Especially when they think MS cert and two years on the job makes them more knowledgable and better-qualified than some dumbass greybeard who only has some dated old Novell cert and 30 years experience.

      Yours,

      Grumpy old man.

    9. Re:We aren't smarter by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thank you. You've managed to articulate my thoughts on the matter 100%.

      We're all just people, people.

    10. Re:We aren't smarter by aralin · · Score: 1
      Nah, its just that when you are smarter than everybody else, you tend to "talk" with someone who has a potential for being worth "talking" to.... A computer :)

      Thats how you become a programmer...

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      If programs would be read like poetry, most programmers would be Vogons.
    11. Re:We aren't smarter by TopShelf · · Score: 1

      Sure, I'll admit it - I just don't have the patience to play good, tight aggressive Hold Em. Knowing the odds is a basic part of the game, of course, but the bluff aspect is where the strategy comes in. I was lucky enough to hit a $2500 bad-beat jackpot at PartyPoker, and outside of that I lost a couple hundred or so over the course of three months. Fortunately, I uninstalled and closed out my account well over $2000 ahead, with a good lesson learned...

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    12. Re:We aren't smarter by Asmor · · Score: 1

      I just assume I'm smarter than everyone else ninety-five times out of a hundred that I interact with someone it's glaringly obvious that they have a severe lack of knowledge and/or wit. The world is filled with idiots. I don't consider myself smart. I consider myself average. I think everyone else is just really fucking stupid.

    13. Re:We aren't smarter by geekoid · · Score: 1

      ".., being intelligent is one of the most important factors for that."

      turns out, not so much the case.

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      The Kruger Dunning explains most post on /. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dunning%E2%80%93Kruger_effect
    14. Re:We aren't smarter by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I would've written the replied-to post, but someone beat me to it. So i'll just second it.

    15. Re:We aren't smarter by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Gee, you're quite the self-satisfied prick, aincha Junior?

      Any jerk can learn to program. It's not a talent, it's a skill that can be learned like anything else.

    16. Re:We aren't smarter by sadr · · Score: 1

      I hate to say it, but "average" is pretty low. Including the people who ring-up your burger, clean the floors, and greet you at Walmart, you're in a moderately elite group.

      30% of the people in the US don't graduate from High School.

      The average score on the Math SAT is 519 and that is only of the people who even took the SAT. I suspect the vast majority of the programmers beat that number.

      I'll admit, programmers don't necessarily know anything about any given domain (including selling burgers or playing poker) and sometimes won't recognize that fact. (So they can act like real jerks to people who are domain expoerts.) This applies to poker, as a domain expert who isn't a math whiz can easily beat someone who is "smart".

      And programmers aren't necessarily smarter than any other college educated, white-collar co-worker, although their smarts are more likely to be focused on math and logic while other professions may have other kinds of intelligence. (Sales, for example, requires "smarts" of a completely different nature than programming. Which is why I will never own my own company.)

      The "smarts" required to play poker certainly include some of the skills that are required of programmers. But to master it, you have to have other skills that may not be very common among programmers. I'm not sure if I'd take a top-notch salesman or a top-notch programmer in a poker competition. (And it would probably depend on the type of poker, as some are more odds focussed than others.)

    17. Re:We aren't smarter by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Most people *are* good at what they do, at least better than the average person would be at that job. Most construction workers will be stronger than the average person. Most salesmen will have better people skills than the average person.

      So...Programmers are better than the average person at typing?

    18. Re:We aren't smarter by Embedded2004 · · Score: 1

      Just because you program does not make you magically smarter then anyone else.

      I know a couple programmers, like me, that were top or in the top 5 of their graduating class of their highschool, that are programmers.

      There certainly are smart programmers, however a lot of programmer certainly are not all that smart.

    19. Re:We aren't smarter by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You mean training isn't important in sports, Kid? Clearly there is proof that any jerk can learn to troll, but I don't know anyone who does it professionally.

    20. Re:We aren't smarter by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      I know a couple programmers, like me, that were top or in the top 5 of their graduating class of their highschool, that are programmers.

      Oh, wow, you're like a total super-genius! Can I kiss your feet?

    21. Re:We aren't smarter by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The guys supporting the programmers are talking about pure intelligence. Either you're using smart to mean something much broader, or you don't understand why great marketers or programmers are successful. Somebody who isn't particularly bright, but is creative, has a good intuitive understanding of psychology, and is highly charismatic can be very good at marketing. If you don't have those things, faking them is just as difficult as faking intelligence. But scientist-style intelligence is just as optional for a marketer as charisma is for a programmer-and we all know how many jackasses with the charisma of a rabid monkey there are around here.

      Of course, if your last sentence is comparing successful marketers to the average slashdotter, not the average professional programmer, then you might have a point.

    22. Re:We aren't smarter by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I disagree, it sounds like he was trying to pick a fight while still having some lame excuse to tell the judge about how it wasn't his fault. He probably thought you were too old to be willing to teach him a lesson, next time you should just beat him to within an inch of his life.

    23. Re:We aren't smarter by Darth_Burrito · · Score: 1

      I think programmers tend to be "smarter" about the kinds of things that make them good programmers. For example, we tend to be better at reasoning about complex systems, in particular the kind of complex systems we design and implement on a day to day basis. It comes from experience identifying and anticipating the consequences of design decisions. But even more, it comes from cultivating the ability to evaluate complicated conditional logic statements in our heads and track the state of a system (or program) as various events (or statements) affect it.

      Anyways, I think the tendency is for engineers, perhaps programmers in particular to focus in on these nurtured skills that make them what htey are and believe it implies a greater intelligence. For example, it's not uncommon for a programmer to work with a domain expert while designing a system. During such a scenario, the programmer, who is used to designing complex systems, will often pick up on many things the domain expert missed or might not even fully understand. These things may be mind numbingly obvious to the programmer, but beyond the comprehension of the client. This re-enforces the programmers sense of intellectual superiority.

      In reality, the notion of comparative intelligence as it is generally used is more or less a sham. People's intellectual capabilities tend to be optimized for the environment they operate in. Programmers operate in a world of logic. This makes us better at certain modes of thought than other people. But are we smarter than someone who has optimized themselves for a role as a business analyst, a graphic designer, or a teacher? Not particularly.

    24. Re:We aren't smarter by gfody · · Score: 1

      at problem solving

      good programmers are better than most people at thinking

      anyone can be taught how to program, yes. that is basically telling them how to present their solution. that's not enough to call somebody a good programmer.
      the real performance is in the problem solving. and if your a well paid professional programmer, then you'r probably pretty good at solving problems.

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      bite my glorious golden ass.
    25. Re:We aren't smarter by xott · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Not true.
      Any regular casino visitor loses consistently. The best bets in casinos offer just less than half a chance of winning. Therefore, the majority of bets placed lose.

      Nearly every gambler I have seen (in 10 years casino work) is uneducated about mathematical nature of the games, ill disciplined with their betting, keeps no records of their play. Luck and superstition play more of a part in their decision making than any logic.
      I have been playing online poker for about a year. Thankfully, online players are mostly the same as the mugs walking down the strip. Most have no idea about the game and just want the titillation of a gamble. Though some can talk about pot odds, positional play etc. most really have no idea and rely far more upon luck than upon stats.

      Which is all good for my account status :)

    26. Re:We aren't smarter by ^Gargoyle^ · · Score: 1

      I tend to agree with this. I'm a programmer, and I consider myself smarter than the average bear. I sat down at a semi regular home game after watching WPT and the WSOP on TV, thinking that I should automatically win. Needless to say, I didn't. I have won at that table a couple times now, but that was after learning all my opponents, and their tendencies (and, of course, losing some money). Poker isn't all averages and percentages. You have to play your opponents, and not just your cards. You can make some money just playing your cards, but a good poker player will still be able to bust you out based on how you play.

    27. Re:We aren't smarter by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You've never met the GNAA, have ya?

    28. Re:We aren't smarter by Pii · · Score: 1
      What a bunch of liberal hippies.

      You're not smarter because you're a programmer.

      You're a programmer because you are smarter. Or you're a doctor because you are smarter. Or you're a lawyer because you are smarter.

      All of these snivelling replies about how all people are exceptional in their own way... What a load of crap.

      Any jerk can learn to program? Really? Ever take a programming class? Did everyone pass? Nobody ever fails a programming class?

      Look, some people hit the genetic lottery in terms of intelligence, and others come up with the short end of the stick. That's how life is. Saying that all people are equally blessed, differring only in the manner is preposterous.

      I'm not saying that there aren't any geniuses out there digging ditches; and I'm not saying that there aren't any dumb lawyers; I am saying that people are not all endowed with a similar amount of ability.

      You don't need to feel guilty about it. It's not something you had a hand in.

      You owe it to yourself to make the most out of what you've got, and if you want to look at it from a more evolved point of view, you owe it to society to maximize your potential for the benfit of mankind.

      Somebody still needs to dig ditches... I'm glad it isn't me.

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    29. Re:We aren't smarter by Embedded2004 · · Score: 1

      I was just pointing out that some programmers are above average, and some are not. Nothing about being a total genious.

    30. Re:We aren't smarter by merlin_jim · · Score: 1

      Am I smarter than the average person?

      Who knows? That's like asking if I smell greener than the average person... it's a subjective measurement.

      What I do know is that many people don't feel they have the analytical skills necessary to do what I do. And I also know that many people try and are mentally incapable of reaching the skill level that I clearly demonstrate.

      So yeah, if you define that as "smarter", then there's pretty good evidence that programmers are smarter than the average person.

      Personally, and this is something I am intimately aware of, I think that everyone has roughly the same capacity for intelligence, and it's all about what everything is devoted to. I was born with a mind that devoted most of its resources to recall, at the expense of some of the communication circuitry. In fields where memory recall is king, I excel. In everything else I seem at times to be quite unintelligent.

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    31. Re:We aren't smarter by 3770 · · Score: 1


      I'm not saying that good programmers can't be smarter than average. In fact, I'd agree that good programmers are smarter than average.

      What I'm saying is that programmers automatically assume that they are more intelligent.

      Even programmers that aren't very good.

      From what you are telling me I believe that you are above average intelligence and a good programmer (you seem to be honest and have distance to yourself).

      But you are a good programmer because you are intelligent. You aren't intelligent because you are a programmer.

      At least this is my opinion.

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    32. Re:We aren't smarter by yetanothermike · · Score: 1
      Programmers comparing their intelligence to other industry professionals is apples to oranges. It's also arrogant in that it implies that their profession is more important than the others.

      There is an elite class inside every industry and most people feel they are a part of it, or if not that they should be because those in it are inferior to them.

      I happen to think that those who use their profession to profess their intellect aren't nearly as bright as they think they are. Too many qualifiers show it's not accurate: Are you presently working? When you are laid off or between contracts are you less a professional? What about coding for MS versus Open Source? How about those who take on leadership roles inside organizations - is management less intellectual than the front line coder?

      Relax and zip up your drawers. No one needs you whipping your intellects out for measurement in this thread. There are plenty of others already dragged down into that discussion.

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    33. Re:We aren't smarter by SgtChaireBourne · · Score: 1
      From the way that poker players talk poker games must have an element of spontaneous value creation because I have never even heard of a poker player that classified him or herself as a "loser." Unless money is being created out of the void someone must walk home with empty pockets.
      I'm sure there's an element of selective memory or other psychopathology.

      Years ago, I and a friend studied one such fellow. (skips story about casino game simluation/modelling) Basically, he went into the casino with $50 and came out with $5 boasting, "hey look man, I won 5 bucks!"

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  14. Survival! by madgeorge · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I've been playing poker since I was proably 5 or 6 years old. Growing up , when we visited my grandparents' house my dad, my grandfather and my uncle always played poker in another room while my mom helped my grandmother in the kitchen. I bothered them until they let me play, but their condition was that I had to put up my own money. Betting your allowance against a bunch of guys who really would take it and not feel sorry for you makes you think pretty seriously about strategy, odds and winning.

  15. Texas Hold 'em by xanadu-xtroot.com · · Score: 1

    I'd practice far more often if there was a *local* Texas Hold 'em client for Linux.
    I know of none.

    Any suggestions?

    (I'm a Winex / Cedega subscriber, if that helps any...)

    Thanx.
    M.

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    I'm just a mortal with potential of a super man.
    1. Re:Texas Hold 'em by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I believe partypoker has a linux client now. I haven't found/tried it myself, but i've been told so, and will be trying it out shortly.

    2. Re:Texas Hold 'em by AtomicDog · · Score: 2, Insightful

      There is a Texas Hold'em game that is advertised to work in Linux and is written in Java:

      http://www.ddpoker.com/

      I've never played it, so I can't vouch for its quality. I've seen it sold at a lot of retail outlets though.

    3. Re:Texas Hold 'em by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have played on paradisepoker.com under wine, the fonts were a bit messed up but else it worked fine

    4. Re:Texas Hold 'em by cynic+pi · · Score: 1

      I know its not a local client, but pokerroom has a java applet client that is pretty good.

    5. Re:Texas Hold 'em by veddermatic · · Score: 1

      I DLed the demo, and it's really, really easy to beat. I did the stock tournament with the skill at "highest" and I had a HUGE chip lead in the 30 hands allowed. (NOTE: I'm 'OK' at poker... I don't claim to be great like everyone else seems to =)

      Very formulaic play by the AI (they will ALWAYS raise the same multiplier of the big blind and so on)

      However, for $30, it might be worth it. But unless you are a total newbie, don't bother.

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    6. Re:Texas Hold 'em by bnenning · · Score: 1

      they will ALWAYS raise the same multiplier of the big blind

      Actually that's not a bad strategy. Raising more with stronger hands can give information to your opponents.

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    7. Re:Texas Hold 'em by Pii · · Score: 1

      PokerRoom has always had a full java implementation which works just fine in Linux.

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  16. Real Geeks Play Blackjack by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    That's where being a nerd can make you a star.

    1. Re:Real Geeks Play Blackjack by sh1ftay · · Score: 1

      True, blackjack may encourage memory and number crunching, and thus is a 'geek' game, but poker is a hackers game. It encourages cunning, creativity, and skill.

    2. Re:Real Geeks Play Blackjack by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, playing against an 8-deck shoe with the shuffle happening half-way through really puts your card-counting abilities to good use.

      Even better, you could try against those new machines which continually shuffle the cards as they are played.

      Blackjack might have been a game for geeks once upon a time, but nowadays it is being reduced to chance. Better to play against other people in poker, where the casinos involvement is only the rake.

    3. Re:Real Geeks Play Blackjack by herting · · Score: 0

      I disagree, in BJ you would be better served by just reading a book that tells you what to do in any circumstance. For me, being a nerd isn't data processing but situation analysis and reaction catered to that particular scenario.
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    4. Re:Real Geeks Play Blackjack by SpootFinallyRegister · · Score: 1

      real geeks know that backjack is a sucker game.

  17. Absolutely by datawar · · Score: 1

    It's not even just analytical thinking, but meta-analysis of the game. I don't play that often, and would be considered a complete newbie, but I consistantly win against other newbies I'm playing with... I think due to CS training I understand the concepts of strategy in bidding, bluffing, and probability way better than non-math people. These variables are just inherent to the way I think (esp. since I enjoy security too), and combine that with the fact that I have taken courses and read much about non-verbal communication, social/group dynamics, etc. and I would think I have a pretty decent advantage. (I mean, that, and I tend to win ;-)

    But please, people, if playing with friends, don't just be an asshole and take the money! If you see other people really didn't get into the game, just refuse to take your share of the total pot... And if in company where that would be awkward, just offer to buy everyone late-night munchies/etc. or buy the next 6-pack, or whatever is most appropriate.

    I'm not much into card games, but I think Poker and Asshole are great additions to any late-night weekend chilling! (And Durak rocks too, for those of you Russian enough to know what I'm talking about ;-)

    1. Re:Absolutely by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      "I have taken courses and read much about non-verbal communication, social/group dynamics..."

      You don't even see the irony in what you wrote here, do you?

    2. Re:Absolutely by datawar · · Score: 1

      Hahaha, good one!

      Yea, I mean, it sounds funny, but those things def teach you to *actively look* for patterns in people's actions, as opposed to subconsciously processing them like most people do.

  18. Console by fimbulvetr · · Score: 1

    I've been wondering if there is a good game for xbox/ps that I can use to improve my skill with the types of poker and what not. Does anyone know if one exists? I seem to do well from just everyday experience, but I think that a console/pc type of game (not the crappy $10 walmart specials) would do a good job teaching the advanced concepts, simply because of the repetitive nature.

    I'd be especially interested if there were an xbox live game...

    1. Re:Console by Pii · · Score: 1
      Just go play at the free tables of the online poker sites.

      It will cost you nothing, and you'll get the benefit of playing aginst human opponents (for more erratic and unpredictable that any AI will ever be).

      You can amass years worth of game experience in a couple of weeks, due to the pace of the online game.

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  19. Checkout who your company is.... by dfn_deux · · Score: 1

    If you look at the world class poker players, you will find that many of them are classical trained in advanced sciences and mathematics. Poker is a game of the odds, especially games with community cards, such as texas hold 'em or Omaha. It's the games like 5 draw where the game really becomes about psychology...

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  20. Gamers Playing Poker by pumpkin2146 · · Score: 1

    It is exceptionally intresting to note that lots of highly skilled computer game players from games like Quake and Starcraft have recently (and in some instances not so recently) taken up playing poker for money, and seem to be doing okay at it.

    Notable names that may be recognized by some of the more gamer geek types around here are Sujoy, Hakeem, Lakerman and Daishi.

    1. Re:Gamers Playing Poker by lee7guy · · Score: 1

      Being a highly skilled game player they have already proved that they can focus most of their attention at a single subject with lots of patience, unless they are very gifted with a particular game.

      This is still a good thing when they decide to switch to other games.

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  21. Where's Wil? by mcknation · · Score: 1


    I've seen him talk about playing quite a bit over at his site. Seems like poker has become sort of a *geek* fad as of late.

    Personally I perfer the odds at the Blackjack table. At poker yor aren't playing against the house though.

    I suck at poker. I have a tell...no I'm not going to say what it is in a public form. :P

    /-McK

  22. Hypocrite anyone? by angryLNX · · Score: 1

    "But I think that programmers tend to think that they are smarter than the average person. [...] That bugs me. [...] There are 10 types of people, those who understand binary numbers and those who don't." ...

    1. Re:Hypocrite anyone? by 3770 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Being a nerd and doing "insider" jokes is different from thinking that I'm smarter than everyone else because I'm a programmer.

      But I'lll freely admit that I've been guilty of this myself. Assumed that I'm smarter because I'm a programmer, that is. That is why I've spent so much time thinking about it.

      And now I see it as a trend with programmers and it is rather obvious when reading slashdot.

      A question is asked, which begs for answers which reassuringly imply that programmers are smarter than the average person. It is our communitys little "feel good" ritual.

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    2. Re:Hypocrite anyone? by johansalk · · Score: 5, Insightful


      I'm a physician and I frequently sense that physicians consider themselves smarter than the common individual, programmers included. I am also aware that lawyers too, by virtue of their understanding of meticulous contracts and weighing of evidence, consider themselves *far* smarter than others. Then also come the management professionals, many of whom are happy to consider themselves transcendentally smarter than others they would like to see as personnel, resources and assets they can manipulate.

      I think it's a middle-class disease. If you're upper class with inherited property and investments, then the urge to prove yourself isn't all that pressing. But If you're a middle-class and falling into the ranks of lower-class isn't unthinkable, then kicking the lower-class man is a good way to relieve your tension.

    3. Re:Hypocrite anyone? by ezzzD55J · · Score: 2, Insightful
      I think you and grandparent are right on the money. Not sure I agree with the middle-class-disease explanation, even though what the explanation is doesn't matter right now.

      I think it's because of the large amount of exposure professionals get to laymen in that profession; be it programming, lawyering, managaring, or what-have-you. They've all spent many years becoming what they are (university etc) and get much exposure to (a) laypeople in that profession (their customers), and (b) the clique of other professionals, with which they can chitchat about the clueless ones out there.

      Technical people thinking they're so much smarter than the rest, e.g. commercial people (managers, marketing, sales) who are needed every bit as much as the technical people, just because they understand a technical thing others don't, really annoy me. It's your job to understand these things, and it's others' job to understand their things!

      Thank you for listening. :)

    4. Re:Hypocrite anyone? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't think it's confined to the middle-class at all. Those upper class people who inherited their wealth you mention disdain those who didn't, even if they're far richer. Bill Gates? He's nouveau riche.

      Lower class people? Racism and sexism. Not like those're confined to lower class, but it's certainly found there.

    5. Re:Hypocrite anyone? by Spunk · · Score: 1
      A question is asked, which begs for answers which reassuringly imply that programmers are smarter than the average person. It is our communitys little "feel good" ritual.

      Your sig is very appropriate today:
      There are 10 types of people, those who understand binary numbers and those who don't.

      :)

    6. Re:Hypocrite anyone? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What are you talking about? Bill Gates was born rich. His prep school tuition was more expensive than his tuition to Harvard. He would have had more money than 99.9% of Slashdoters if he would have decided to coast along on daddy's money.

    7. Re:Hypocrite anyone? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You insensitive clod, I'm not a programmer!

    8. Re:Hypocrite anyone? by angryLNX · · Score: 1

      Do you realize that that was what the parent of his post (me) pointed out, and is what he was responding to?

    9. Re:Hypocrite anyone? by Tablizer · · Score: 1

      Maybe we are only smart if we have tools, such as computers, to help us. I cannot count cards in my head better than the average Joe. But I know I could make the computer count cards and calculate odds easier than the average Joe could make the computer do it. Although, maybe that is not saying much if it is not relavant to the game.

    10. Re:Hypocrite anyone? by mrtroy · · Score: 0, Troll

      I will bite this one, because I hate generalizations and stereotypes.

      I am also aware that lawyers too, by virtue of their understanding of meticulous contracts and weighing of evidence, consider themselves *far* smarter than others.

      This falls into several logical reasoning fallacies, including a biased sample, hasty generaliztion, cause and effect, and spotlight.

      I think it's a middle-class disease. If you're upper class with inherited property and investments, then the urge to prove yourself isn't all that pressing. But If you're a middle-class and falling into the ranks of lower-class isn't unthinkable, then kicking the lower-class man is a good way to relieve your tension.

      This arguement, which is based on a previous false arguement draws horrible conclusions.

      Please, before you try and make an arguement, learn how to make a valid arguement.

      No, I am not a lawyer, I am not defending them speficically.

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    11. Re:Hypocrite anyone? by mrtroy · · Score: 1

      I made a few spelling mistakes, I am tired.

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    12. Re:Hypocrite anyone? by swiggidy · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Part of being a good programmer is a logical mindset. So most programmers are more logical and can memorize processes better than the average person.

      I'm an engineer and I know a lot of lawyers. They can't learn the formulas/processes. I can't read 500 pages in three days and remember everything. Which one is really smarter?

      It really bugs me that people have to be smarter than someone else instead of just accepting that everyone is different.

    13. Re:Hypocrite anyone? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      I'm a programmer, but that's entirely irrelevant to why I've always assumed that I'm smarter than most other people. My reasons are:

      • I always got excellent grades at school without even trying.
      • I'm frequently astonished by the huge gaps other people have in their knowledge (esp. scientific) and reasoning (logical fallacies).
      • Maybe this is more values than intelligence, but I can't help feeling that the things I'm interested in (sciences, arts) are more worthwile than what most other people seem interested in (celebrity gossip, sports).

      In recent life I also got some reassurance for my belief, scoring very well on an IQ test (yes, I could get into Mensa if I wanted, but I'm not an IQ-elitist, that's only part of intelligence).

    14. Re:Hypocrite anyone? by Vintermann · · Score: 1

      Technical people often stereotype management as idiots, but then again management types often stereotype technical people as well. I'm studying in a local engineering college heavily focused on the demands of local industry, and every, every course starts with sarcastic comments about these clueless techno-freak hacker types who never can write the real, useful database applications that save money for the local video store. The idea that people might be into computers for other reasons than getting rich seems hard to grasp for some people. That we nevertheless can do a dull job correctly apparently is even harder to understand.

      But I understand the thinking going on here. I work part-time as a librarian in this college, and since it's also a nursing college there are a _lot_ of nursing books which read like slightly technically oriented lit.crit. to me. I can't quite imagine that it could be as interesting, stimulating and rewarding as graph theory (which there are also some books on), but I suppose if I'm not to get chauvinistic, I'll have to take it on faith.

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    15. Re:Hypocrite anyone? by nclemenson · · Score: 1

      I believe CS Lewis wrote something about this mentality...

      The I'm as good as you comments...The St. Bernard never says that to the poodle.

      You could plug in that to the professions from the previous post, and perhaps the one that wouldn't say "I'm as good as you," is highest on the ladder.

      Regards

      --
      He who laughs lasts.
    16. Re:Hypocrite anyone? by Spunk · · Score: 1

      Ha!

      No, I missed that. Oops.

    17. Re:Hypocrite anyone? by TachyonAT · · Score: 1
      You mean slashdot is filled with hypocritical elitist geeks who look down on those not in their inner circle and constantly tease the general population claiming they don't know anything?

      *GASP*

      /strong /sarcasm
    18. Re:Hypocrite anyone? by Dread_ed · · Score: 3, Funny

      "I'm a physician...programmers...lawyers...Then also come the management professionals..."

      Then come the salesmen (like myself) who measure intelligence on how well we indiscriminately outsmart and take the money of all those types...and more. It actually helps us when we find people who are puffed up with the ideas of their own intelligence. It makes it alot easier to do what we do.

      We are like the undertakers of the economy. Go and do what you want, but you have to come see us sometime. MUHAHAHAHHA!!!

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    19. Re:Hypocrite anyone? by Wintermute__ · · Score: 1

      I think you're thinking of Blackjack, where counting cards makes a bigger difference.

    20. Re:Hypocrite anyone? by Tablizer · · Score: 1

      But aren't the probability calculations non-trivial for Poker also?

    21. Re:Hypocrite anyone? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Anonymous Coward writes, "Like most programmers, I'm what you might call more attractive than average. A few fellow programmers and I were talking and agreed that, despite our obvious physical charms, most non-programmers do not see us realistically. No doubt this is partly due to the fact that they are not intelligent enough to see the obvious, but surely jealousy is also likely to play at least a peripheral role in some cases. I ask you, fellow slashdotters, what's the best way you've found to show the less intelligent members of society how adorable and perceptive you are?" Update: Several readers have pointed out that this article is a dupe.

  23. Short Term vs. Long Term by BadBlood · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Be careful, short term success does not a good poker player make.

    Even the BEST in the world, Brunson, Chan, etc., go through long losing streaks due to the high variance of poker.

    You can make the correct decision each and every time based on the proper odds, yet lose money for weeks at a time.

    It's not how you handle winning that determines how good a player you are, it's how you handle losing.

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    1. Re:Short Term vs. Long Term by bnenning · · Score: 1

      Even the BEST in the world, Brunson, Chan, etc., go through long losing streaks due to the high variance of poker. You can make the correct decision each and every time based on the proper odds, yet lose money for weeks at a time.

      Absolutely, and this is an essential feature. If the bad players couldn't get lucky and win occasionally, they'd stop playing and the good players would have no source of profits.

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    2. Re:Short Term vs. Long Term by EvlG · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I read once (I think Sklansky wrote it?) that it is feasible for you to have a bad run of cards as long as 20 years (!)

  24. Newbie Poker by Nameis · · Score: 1

    5 friends of mine thought that I'd be a good fish for their Texas Hold'em game. I went on to win 6 straight tournaments. Now they won't play with me anymore. :(

  25. Online play has created the poker explosion by PK_ERTW · · Score: 4, Insightful
    Being able to play poker on the internet has really caused this explosion in popularity. I have played poker all of my life, but in reality, it is usually hard to find a poker game. With the internet, 24 hours a day, seven days a week, there is a game playing at your budget and skill level.

    This has changed everything. You can practice for little or no money (I know sites that play 1c/2c games). There are sattelite games, so for only a couple dollars, you can have a chance to win a trip and entry in to a million dollar tournament. It has essentially made the game accessable to the masses.

    This is great for us geeks, because the masses arn't very good at math and logic. Online play is all a math game. Once you get pot odds and the probabilities down, you are better than the average player. If you can manage a little patience, it becomes very easy to be a positive player.

    And I'll be honest with you, It is rare that I find a video game that is as engaging as poker. It's multiplayer, and winning actually matters, so everyone is trying there best.

    PK

    --
    Engineers arn't boring people, we just get excited about boring things.
  26. Opposite by Rangsk · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I find that being a computer geek makes me worse at poker than the normal Joe Schmoe. Now, physicists, on the other hand, tend to be better than the average. The difference, I believe, is that although computer people would tend to have the necessary math and analytical skills to play poker, they tend to think algorithmically which really doesn't work in a poker setting.

    The only time I've felt I had an advantage was when the people I was playing against didn't know how to play poker.

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    1. Re:Opposite by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      understanding a little of how to play poker and how other people play is really all you need. On the low stakes tables there are a lot of people who play for fun, they want to be in as many hands as they can (because you never know I might hit the flop). You see optimisits going in with all sorts of stupid hands. If you want to make money here, play like a rock - its boring, and you don't make much, but there is always one idiot who will call you when you suddenly raise having folded the last 50 hands. (low limit player almost always go in with an ace no matter how bad their kicker - so watch for aces on the board and only play against them with 2 pair or better - when this happens you can often take a big pot)

      This is really the only way to play online no limit. Be aware of the players who bluff all the time (if anyone stays around for long enough for those notes to work) - don't bluff very often yourself (its very hard to get a table image online).

      Try to learn on those single table tourney gamess (you know the ones $5 / $10 a seat - 10 seats top 3 get paid). Here you start with equal chips so they guy with a few grand on the table cannot always scare you off with a stupid raise. Play tight and you will more often than not be in or near the money (and lose far less than you would learning on raked tables)

      You won't get rich (I make about $30 a week on average for about 10 hours play - not even minimum wage), but it will pay for your beers (or my new Geforce 6800 & and weekend in Paris with my girlfriend to appologise for spending all those hours on online poker).

  27. Poker by Jack9 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    My brother lost about $20k over 5 years learning to play poker. After awhile he started making money. 2 things are necessary to consistently make money playing poker. Patience and time. As of now he lives in Las Vegas as a part time ramp agent and part time gambler, he has paid me back as well as the rest of the $10k or so he had borrowed from everyone. People are drawn in to poker by the "thrill" when the money games are specifically not about that. After you play a couple hundred thousand hands, you get over the thrill and learn a grind that is reminiscent of MMORPGs but with a more lucrative outcome for the investment.

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    Often wrong but never in doubt.
    I am Jack9.
    Everyone knows me.
    1. Re:Poker by Billobob · · Score: 1

      People are drawn in to poker by the "thrill" when the money games are specifically not about that. After you play a couple hundred thousand hands, you get over the thrill and learn a grind that is reminiscent of MMORPGs but with a more lucrative outcome for the investment. While it may not be "thrilling", I almost guarantee that if you ask any good poker player whether he likes playing poker he will say yes. Many MMORPG players play simply out addiction, and often times don't so much enjoy it as they just want to accomplish a certain goal (only to start on another one).

      --
      If you have to ask, you'll never know.
    2. Re:Poker by BrookHarty · · Score: 1

      Many MMORPG players play simply out addiction...

      And gambling isn't an addiction?

      The grandparent poster made a true statement, when your good at it, it does indeed become a grind.

      I almost guarantee that if you ask any good poker player whether he likes playing poker he will say yes.

      I think thats the idea ;)

    3. Re:Poker by tmasssey · · Score: 1
      I don't gamble, but I've always been interested in games such as Blackjack and Poker.

      Until I read Poker Nation. The last chapter is disturbing. It sounds just like your brother.

      I hope his life isn't quite as screwed up... But I will say, it greatly blunted my interest in gambling games.

  28. Analytical skills are not enough by RoadWarriorX · · Score: 1

    Analytical skills are somewhat better than geeks than other people, which will give people only a slightly better edge than that average player.

    Like other players, I know how to play the game of poker (i.e. straight beats a set, etc). I may have a better analytical skills that may allow me the calculate pot odds or the number of outs in any particular situation. Soon enough though, I run in many players who have equal footing in this area, even though they were not "geeks". Therefore, there must be something else out there that separates the pros from the ameteurs.

    Alas, that answer is the ability to read tells. I don't mean the ones that you see occasionally on TV and they actually say what they are after they happen. I play with average people, and most average people display tells that give out a lot of information about the strength of there hands. The pros obviously learn to control the tells, but they ain't perfect either. So, learning tells is very important if you would want to win.

    I recommend the book Caro's Book of Poker Tells. This book applies to different poker games, not necessarily texas hold-em. This book is somewhat older, but it has many of the tells that frequently occur and has photos to back it up.

  29. Poker Face by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Just remember, if you cant spot the sucker at the table, your it.

  30. Not just Poker by gustgr · · Score: 1

    I believe my programming experience has made me a better tetris player. With little practice I can beat most of players on tetrinet and I think this is due programming. Of course there are other good players, but most of good players that I found around are programmers either. Coincidence?

  31. avi freedman made it to tv by complex · · Score: 4, Interesting

    avi freedman, chief network scientist at akamai and all around cool cool guy and networking geek, made it to the final table of pot limit omaha at the world series of poker.

  32. Grad School by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In the early 90s I earned my spending money during grad school playing poker in the card rooms in the S.F. Bay area.

  33. reading people vs math by naiv · · Score: 0

    i'm pretty good at reading people, but not in poker, cuz i dont even try. haha, because i dont know how to play. i do well when i play with my friends, because since i dont know how to play they dont know how to read me. i'll have a full house or somethign (i dont even know what that means) and then be like, "o, i'll just keep adding money for the fun of it" and everyone thinks i'm bluffing, cuz i am, because i dont know what a good hand is. i was gonna say that geeks not being able to read people is a stereotype. but... i can read people really well in eral life, and tell what they are thinking, and figure out what they mean even if they dont know. but i cant do math. haha. which is why i cant program. even though i want to so badly. i can understand program structures and come up with new structures that programmers i know think are really good (and think of them in ways that no one thinks of, because, i dont think like a programmer) but i cant program. i do know a programmer / math prodigy guy who is good at reading people. which is why we get along (he's a friend's father). however, he is lackign in some social skils. he's always off in his own little world. so, when he comes back, he can read people amazingly . but... when he's not here, he doesnt read people, cuz he's not here. his head is in the math clouds too often.

  34. Many pros have a history in computers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Informative

    Many of the top pros had previous careers in computers:

    Chris "Jesus" Ferguson - PhD in Computer Science from UCLA

    Andy Bloch - Two degrees from MIT, once designed computer chips

    Phil Gordon - degree in Computer Science from Georgia Tech

    1. Re:Many pros have a history in computers by patrissimo · · Score: 1

      Paul Phillips, who was the CTO of Go2net.com, is another very successful WPT player. And Robert Varkonyi, who won the WSOP a few years back, is a computer guy. There are a lot of us in the poker world.

    2. Re:Many pros have a history in computers by mammux · · Score: 0

      I've heard that PP was the CIO, not the CTO.

      -Magnus

    3. Re:Many pros have a history in computers by NaugaHunter · · Score: 1

      Phil Gordon - degree in Computer Science from Georgia Tech

      Must be why he can nail the Chip Count on Celebrity Poker Showdown.

      Seriously, though, I find CPS generally more entertaining than the World Poker Tour on ESPN, though it of course depends on the celebrities on for the week. Phil's commentary is a lot more interesting as he generally tries to explain what a player should bet and why, rather than just comment on bets after they are made. The fact that he and Dave Foley aren't whispering like it's golf also helps.

      --
      R: That voice. Where have I heard that voice before? B: In about 365 other episodes. But I don't know who it is either.
  35. The old-fashioned reason by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm surprised no one has mentioned this yet. I just thought poker would be easier among geeks because of the large number of them taking time out to play strip poker.

  36. Hmm by Jeffus · · Score: 1

    I don't understand it: sometime I win at online poker, and sometimes I lose.

  37. I have by JNighthawk · · Score: 1

    I played Hold 'Em and other poker variants with my friends for about a year and I ended up fairly even. Changing up your betting styles every now and then and not having any tells is a great way to win. In real life, knowing the odds isn't always helpful. Sometimes you just have to go on gut instinct or that little twitch you saw from the other player as the river was shown... sometimes it works out for ya, sometimes it doesn't.

    --
    Wheel in the sky keeps on turnin'.
  38. They use your ego to take your money. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Poker syndicates whole goal is to nourish this type of conceit among the flock. Sure, some of the herd get fat playing against the flock, but when the shepherd comes, everyone is going to be fleeced.
    Poker is about cheating. It is easier to cheat people who think they are smart. So, you let them think they are smart, play upon their egos.
    How do they cheat? The ways are innumerable, different ways against different tables, but usually its day-to-day nickel and diming, not so much the big pot type stuff you see in the movies.
    Simply consider this. If only two players at a Texas table collude by using undetectable signaling, they double thier odds. Do people really think that when there is money involved the sharks don't take every advantage?

  39. yes, it helps... sorta... by inkedmn · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I don't think that being a programmer automatically makes you more apt at poker, since playing good poker is just as much about reading players as it is about calculating odds. BUT...

    I know of at least 2 exceptional professional poker players with extensive computer background: Chris "Jesus" Ferguson has a PhD in computer science, and you'll often hear him talking about how his studies in game theory have helped him at the poker table (and I'm thinking he's right, since he won the WSOP main event in 2000). Also, Barry Greenstein (he's also got 2 WSOP bracelets, iirc - neither were main event wins) is a former programmer who worked for Symantec for about 12 years through the mid-90's. As a side note, he donates every penny of his tournament winnings to charity (and I've seen him win over $1 million at a WPT event).

    I've been playing poker for about 6 months now (pretty seriously, been competing in tournaments and reading some of the classic poker books), and I consider myself to be fairly accomplished (poker paid for my neuros audio computer, so I must be somewhat OK), and I'd have to say that being a programmer has helped a great deal with getting better.

    As I said, being a good poker player has just as much to do with being able to understand your opponent as it does with being able to count outs and figure oods on the spot. If you can get a dead read on the guy you're in the pot with, you're in better shape than if you've got 24 outs post flop because if you know what he's holding, there's no stopping you.

    --
    well, it's nothing one behind the ear wouldn't cure
    1. Re:yes, it helps... sorta... by Phalnix · · Score: 1

      Annie Duke (sp?) has recently won a bracelet or two herself. She has her Masters in linquistic sociology (heh tell me that wouldnt help) shes a pretty smart person herself. But as she has mentioned as well. It goes beyond just being able to count some numbers and acess risk.

    2. Re:yes, it helps... sorta... by ezzzD55J · · Score: 1
      I know of at least 2 exceptional professional poker players with extensive computer background: Chris "Jesus" Ferguson has a PhD in computer science, and you'll often hear him talking about how his studies in game theory have helped him at the poker table (and I'm thinking he's right, since he won the WSOP main event in 2000).
      Hm.. A quote in ony of my game theory books says, loosely, "Watching a bunch of poker players play poker optimally is about as interesting as watching paint dry", and I wholeheartedly agree. Then again, I didn't win the WSOP main event in 2000.

      I agree strongly with 3770 saying we aren't smarter. I think this story reeks of self-stroking. Analytical thinking, indeed..

    3. Re:yes, it helps... sorta... by mammux · · Score: 0

      Paul Phillips is another comp sci-person turned poker player. Some bio info can be found at:

      http://www.poker-babes.com/bio/paul-phillips/

      -Magnus

    4. Re:yes, it helps... sorta... by rumil · · Score: 1

      Also, Phil Gordon, as well as other members of the tiltboys (see http://tiltboys.com/ are/were CS people.

    5. Re:yes, it helps... sorta... by sadr · · Score: 1

      I went to college with Phil Gordon and played bridge with him on occasion (http://www.philgordonpoker.com/index.html)

      From his bio:

      Phil came to the world of professional poker via the high-tech industry. After entering college as a National Merit Scholarship Finalist at age 15, Phil graduated from Georgia Institute of Technology at 20 with a degree in Computer Science. After a 2 year stint at Lockheed Missiles and Space, Phil joined Netsys Technologies, Inc. in Palo Alto, California as its lead software engineer and first employee. Three years later, Cisco systems purchased Netsys for 95 million dollars in stock and cash.

    6. Re:yes, it helps... sorta... by targo · · Score: 1

      I've been playing poker for about 6 months now (pretty seriously, been competing in tournaments and reading some of the classic poker books), and I consider myself to be fairly accomplished

      Btw, would you (or anyone else for that matter) care to suggest a few books that were most valuable to you? Also, where did you start playing, e.g. what's the best environment for a beginner?

    7. Re:yes, it helps... sorta... by angle_slam · · Score: 1

      Greg Raymer won the World Series of Poker in 2004. He was a patent attorney, which means that he has an engineering degree and a law degree.

  40. its very popular by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    i know heaps of IT people who have taken up poker in the last year. online poker is very popular it seems.

  41. I don't suck! by knitterb · · Score: 1

    I like to beleive that I play with people who are just seriously poor at playing poker...nay...they SUCK! :)

    --
    -bk
  42. Great book about geeks playing blackjack by KJE · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Not so much about poker, but Brining Down the House is a neat read about how some MIT students (definition of geek, no?) took Vegas casinos and other for millions playing blackjack.

    1. Re:Great book about geeks playing blackjack by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny
      Brining Down the House is a neat read about how some MIT students (definition of geek, no?) took Vegas casinos and other for millions playing blackjack.
      No, you're thinking of "Bringing Down The House". "Brining Down The House" was about carnies who set fire to a casino and firefighters who doused the flames with sea water, a rather unconventional yet successful approach.
    2. Re:Great book about geeks playing blackjack by geekoid · · Score: 1

      "definition of geek, no?"
      No.

      --
      The Kruger Dunning explains most post on /. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dunning%E2%80%93Kruger_effect
    3. Re:Great book about geeks playing blackjack by stanmann · · Score: 1

      TAKE down vegas, the MIT Blackjack club hasn't gone away, and those kids weren't the first, last or even most successful group.

      --
      Food not Bombs is a nice platitude but it breaks down when you notice that the Bombees are usually well fed
  43. No, I suck. by DdJ · · Score: 1, Funny

    No. No, I completely suck at it, and will probably never get any better. You should all come teach me how to play, in a high-stakes game at my place. Show a bad player like me how it's really done.

  44. Re:Luck can be utterly crushed by good math. by EverLurking · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Well, this is about Blackjack not Poker I know, but interesting none the less in that if you have a good mathematically sound system (ie. card counting), you can turn the odds in BlackJack in your favor. Wired had a great article "Hacking Las Vegas" awhile back about a team of BlackJack players from MIT that really worked the Casinos over for a goodly amount of time before the Casino's finally caught on. Apparently it was quite an innovative method that was harder to detect as the roles were spread out between several players in a team. DaveC

    --
    There are no stupid questions...just stupid people.
  45. Computer experience definitely helps by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Project planning experience really helped me learn to bluff. And my unwillingness to comment source apparently translated into minimal tells. You can't read me or my code.

  46. Playing poker is my pasttime by Phalnix · · Score: 1

    For about the last 3 months i've been playing poker with groups of friends (yes for money) about 2-3 times a week. My roommate and I (he excels at parlor games) have been practicing on a near nightly basis. I live in Houston, and lately they've had radio competitions that provide you a seat (Rod Ryans Houston Hold'em Tourny). My roommate and I have both been trying very hard to win a seat. Winner of this tourny get paid vacation to Vegas and a paid seat in the 2005 WSOP (world series of poker). I consider myself a winning player as well, the odds and betting strategies are what I focused on first. I dont feel that picking out others tells are that difficult, i pay much attention to nuances and details, however my own tells,,, I can lock myself up somewhere else and turn my body off. Maybe my "social geek issues" arent that bad after all ;)

  47. thinking that because you're smart by trolluscressida · · Score: 1, Insightful

    you'll have an advantange over your opponents is a great way to get yourself into trouble. yes, brains are definitely an asset but they're no match for experience - particularly against those who've read up on the theory of poker and what not. A PhD who thinks he's smart - rightly so - and who sits down at a 10/20 game believing his intelligence alone will make him a winning player will get educated very quickly. If ever there was an example of "street smarts" being better than "book smarts" existed, poker is it. Having said that, almost all top poker players are brilliant people - but intelligence alone won't cut it. Nice thing about poker is that to make money you don't have to be good. You can actually be pretty bad - just need to find players worse than yourself. And for anyone interested, PartyPoker offers a bonus of 20% up to $100 on your initial deposit if you use the promo code "23457"

    1. Re:thinking that because you're smart by DNS-and-BIND · · Score: 2, Funny
      Ph.D? Smart? How many Ph.D's do you know?

      The ones at my mom's job send her email hoaxes, chain letters, and outlook worms all the time.

      --
      Shutting down free speech with violence isn't fighting fascism. It IS fascism!
    2. Re:thinking that because you're smart by ezzzD55J · · Score: 1
      The ones at my mom's job send her email hoaxes, chain letters, and outlook worms all the time.
      It is, in my opinion, pretty arrogant to think people are dumb just because they don't know how to use email well.
    3. Re:thinking that because you're smart by DNS-and-BIND · · Score: 1

      It's indicative of a lack of common sense. Common sense is ridiculously easy to come by, and yet these supposed high IQs can't deal with it. Feet of clay.

      --
      Shutting down free speech with violence isn't fighting fascism. It IS fascism!
    4. Re:thinking that because you're smart by TheLink · · Score: 1

      There's a difference between being good at something you want to do and being good at something you have to do.

      Not all smart people are good drivers.
      Not all smart people are good at managing their computer systems.

      --
    5. Re:thinking that because you're smart by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, if they're so smart, why isn't it easy to them, like everything else in life? Why's it so difficult? Maybe they're not so smart, after all?

    6. Re:thinking that because you're smart by TheLink · · Score: 1

      "Well, if they're so smart, why isn't it easy to them, like everything else in life? Why's it so difficult? Maybe they're not so smart, after all?"

      If you're smart enough to type, why do you have to ask all that?

      Doh.

      --
  48. Reminds me of John Carmack by deicide · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Finger (johnc@idsoftware.com) entry from 1998:

    2/8/98
    ------
    Just got back from the Q2 wrap party in vegas that Activision threw for us.

    Having a reasonable grounding in statistics and probability and no belief in luck, fate, karma, or god(s), the only casino game that interests me
    is blackjack.

    Playing blackjack properly is a test of personal discipline. It takes a small amount of skill to know the right plays and count the cards, but the
    hard part is making yourself consistantly behave like a robot, rather than succumbing to your "gut instincts".

    I play a basic high/low count, but I scale my bets widely -- up to 20 to 1 in some cases. Its not like I'm trying to make a living at it, so the
    chance of getting kicked out doesn't bother me too much.

    I won $20,000 at the tables, which I am donating to the Free Software Foundation. I have been meaning to do something for the FSF for a long
    time. Quake was deployed on a dos port of FSF software, and both DOOM and Quake were developed on NEXTSTEP, which uses many FSF based tools. I don't subscribe to all the FSF dogma, but I have clearly benefited from their efforts.

    1. Re:Reminds me of John Carmack by barzok · · Score: 1

      That .plan entry was almost 7 years ago and I still remember it. I knew exactly which one it was after the second sentence.

      Yep, that's how I spent that year of college, reading id .plans.

      ISTR another .plan from Carmack where he was asked to leave a casino (after being up something like $32K) because he was too good. Or maybe I'm misremembering.

    2. Re:Reminds me of John Carmack by /dev/trash · · Score: 1

      So the fact that he gambles is not a problem as long as he 'donates' the proceeds.

    3. Re:Reminds me of John Carmack by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why is the fact that he gambles a problem at all, regardless of what he does with the proceeds?

    4. Re:Reminds me of John Carmack by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      John isn't gambling. Which is why he was kicked out of the casino. A robot repeatedly punching buttons on a pub quiz machine isn't gambling either. John knows what it most likely to happen, he moves money around, the house pays out.

      Once the house has paid out enough money, they get annoyed and they tell him to leave. If he refuses, or if he tries to return in disguise, they beat him up in a back alley and make sure he knows they're serious.

      People who win on the lottery are gamblers, and don't deserve any respect for the pure chance event that made them rich. People who clean out the casino's blackjack table are just having a good time. If the FSF benefits too that's great.

  49. I'm super smart programmer guy... by LucidBeast · · Score: 2, Funny

    but my wife beats me in poker pretty constantly. Then again she has PhD in genetics and I just own a programming company that I started when I dropped out of college. I've been supporting her studies so I guess I'm still smar... hey wait.. what was the question?

    1. Re:I'm super smart programmer guy... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Is it me, or was this an attemt to flatter himself?

  50. Playing poker is like driving by jbellis · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Nobody thinks he is below average.

    1. Re:Playing poker is like driving by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Winning at poker while you are sitting behind the confines of your computer screen at home is not going to be like sitting at a table face to face with the best. I never thought that programmers were better than anyone else: they just think they are I guess. I have multiple accounts on partypoker.com where my chip count is in the millions and I started out with 5K. Does that make me "better than the average guy"? Don't think so.

    2. Re:Playing poker is like driving by MikeyNg · · Score: 1

      Dutch Boyd's saying on this is the best:

      "Poker is like sex. Everyone thinks they're the best, but alot of people have no clue what they're doing."

      (Or something like that)

      --
      Where the wind blows, the tumbleweed goes.
    3. Re:Playing poker is like driving by ThousandStars · · Score: 1
      This can work to your advantage, however: if you are actually above average, but playing with below average people who think they are above average, you walk away with their money.

      That being said, I give too much away in my face to be any good at poker, so I don't play.

  51. As a matter of fact...! by Otter · · Score: 5, Insightful
    Here's the conclusion I've drawn from the stories of friends, coworkers and relatives over the past two years:
    • Every single one of them has started playing poker.
    • Every single one of them does nothing but win!

    So, to answer the original question, it's not just programmers -- everyone is coming out ahead! Alan Greenspan clearly should take note, as there's something very wrong with the country's money supply.

  52. Better be Good Players by Sponge+Bath · · Score: 1

    Particularly if they are playing strip poker.

    Nobody want to see Jabba the Gut!

  53. Re:Luck can be utterly crushed by good math. by Kernkraft400 · · Score: 1

    It's a a decent read if you want to get the book...

    Bringing Down the House: How Six Students Took Vegas for Millions - Ben Mezrich

    http://www.amazon.co.uk/exec/obidos/ASIN/009946823 9/qid=1098656981/ref=sr_8_xs_ap_i1_xgl/026-8719217 -1303628/

  54. hooray for full tilt poker! by jeff+munkyfaces · · Score: 1, Funny

    "I recently won thousands of pounds at full tilt poker!. It was so easy and now i'm really rich! I picked up poker as a hobby about 4 months ago, you can too!.
    Perfect for geeks, you are sure to rake in the cash and the wonderful full tilt poker!
    Any other programmers/computer people find that they can play poker better than the average person because of their computer experience?
    I sure know i can, thanks to my wonderful employers at full tilt poker!"

  55. Why not Pokerroom.com by DeepFried · · Score: 1

    Why would we direct traffic to a site that requires windows to run? Pokkerroom.com is web based and even has a picture of tux on their main page.

    --


    Who is General Failure, and why is he reading my hard disk?
    1. Re:Why not Pokerroom.com by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ahhh, hell yeah bro. pokerroom.com is da schnizzle. I play there all the time myself. So, I can only imagine that I have a few of your shirts.

      cya homeslice...

  56. rounders quote by greystreets · · Score: 4, Informative

    Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker at your table in half an hour, you are the sucker.

    1. Re:rounders quote by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You got it wrong dude.

      "If you can't spot the sucker in your first half hour at the table, then you are the sucker."

      Of course Rounders is just a movie... I pity the fool who folds top two pair most of the time.

    2. Re:rounders quote by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You know what always cheers me up? No, what's that? Rolled up aces over kings. Check-raising stupid tourists and taking huge pots off of them. Playing all-night high-limit Hold'em at the Taj, "where the sand turns to gold." Stacks and towers of checks I can't even see over. #$%# it, let's go. Don't tease me. Let's play some cards.

    3. Re:rounders quote by telstar · · Score: 1

      Mike McDermott : "You can't lose what you don't put in the middle."
      [Pause]
      Mike McDermott : "But you can't win much either."

  57. Re:Sure by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    and of course, luck.

    I thought luck wasn't really a factor if viewing poker over the long term? I swear I read somewhere about people playing professionally who could break their income down to an hourly rate because it always averaged out that way when looking at it weekly or monthly.

  58. The opposite -- well, not really by tetranitrate · · Score: 0

    I think since I am more logical/analytical then the average persom I am less likely to actually partake in games of chance. Maybe if I actually applied myself at poker I could do fairly well, but it really bores me.

    Gambling is a tax on people bad at math.

    1. Re:The opposite -- well, not really by Pii · · Score: 1
      Poker is not gambling.

      Gambling implies partaking in a game of chance against the house, where the house has a statistical advantage.

      Poker is played not against the house, but against other people, and there is no statistical advantage for or against any of the players.

      --
      For those that would die defending it, Freedom
      has a sweet taste that the protected will never know.
  59. Do you really care? by Lil+Ron · · Score: 1

    Wow, you really went out of your way to brag about winning.

  60. i started four weeks ago; i like but am bad by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    POker is alot of fun but I am no good at it. I am a veteran programmer.

  61. Carmack playing blackjack by fredrikj · · Score: 1
    Not poker, but there's a gem in Masters of Doom about John Carmack playing blackjack (note that I've cut some of the text):

    [he wrote in his .plan file] "Playing blackjack is a test of personal discipline. It takes a small amount of skill to know the right plays and count the cards, but the hard part is making yourself consistantly behave like a robot, rather than succumbing to your 'gut instincts'".

    [...]

    His research proved successful, netting him twenty thousand dollars, which he donated to the Free Software Foundation

    [...]

    On the next trip, Carmack was approached by three men in dark suits who said, "We'd appreciate if you'd play any other game than blackjack."

    The others at the table watched in disbelief. "Why are they doing this to you?" a woman asked.

    "They think that I'm counting cards," Carmack said.

    "They think you can remember all those different cards?"

    "Yeah, Carmack replied, "something like that."

    "Well, what do you do?"

    "I'm a computer programmer," he said, as he was escorted out the door.
    1. Re:Carmack playing blackjack by SpinyNorman · · Score: 1

      Well, the ONLY way to win at Blackjack without luck is to count cards. If you win without counting just by playing perfect strategy, then you're just having a streak of luck, because the odds are still against you. Counting puts the odds slightly in your favor (but you still have to play perfectly, as Carmack notes).

      Of course counting doesn't require memorizing cards - just mainting a running total. The typical counting scheme just groups cards as hi/lo, and you add +/-1 to the running total respectively. All you want to know is if there's a statistical imbalance of hi vs lo cards in the undealt remainder of the pack.

    2. Re:Carmack playing blackjack by DNS-and-BIND · · Score: 1

      Getting caught counting cards in Vegas isn't cool, it's stupid.

      --
      Shutting down free speech with violence isn't fighting fascism. It IS fascism!
  62. Heh...Yeah... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...and I bet he's a better driver than the average person too. And lover. And, well, just better than the average person (meaning everybody else on Planet Earth) at everything...

    These guys crack me up.

    A fool and his money are soon parted.

  63. anyone who knows statistics has an edge by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Knowing pot odds, implied odds, calculating the number of outs you're drawing to, etc... these are all an important part of poker. It just so happens that programmers are better at math than most, but all things being equal I'd take a stats major over a CS major.

    I guess programmers would have an advantage if there weren't widely available poker tools out there, but Turbo Texas Holdem simulations pretty much even the playing field for anyone computer literate.

  64. Better than average? by bloo9298 · · Score: 2, Funny

    You'll probably find this article extremely helpful. It won an Ignobel award.

    1. Re:Better than average? by phoenix321 · · Score: 1

      Very interesting link, thanks. I have no clue why this won an Ignobel award, I think it's not that improbable to never be repeated, because they found a coherent and reversible relation between perceived and actual skill of an individual. This way, it should be possible to make an educated guess about the real competence just by hearing someone's self-judgement.

      Maybe I've just ironically proven this research to be absolutely true, but that's a risk I must take. I think it's a good read, please tell me if it's not, after reading the linked article, I don't believe in myself anymore ;)

    2. Re:Better than average? by RogerWilco · · Score: 1

      > This way, it should be possible to make an educated guess about the real competence just by hearing someone's self-judgement.

      I'm not so sure about that, the article more or less states that most people rate themselves to perform in the 60-70% compared to their peers, largely independent of their actual scores.
      Only if you are or have become competent can you make a good guess.

      I liked the article too, but it does make one a little less confident.

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  65. Online is totally different by dnadig · · Score: 1

    Not only is Online more about the math, but low limit online poker (1-2), 5 dollar SnG tourneys, etc. - is populated by the WORST shoot from the hip players. If you simply play simple tight poker, you generally grind out 10 bucks - 20 bucks an hour at those levels.

    Once you go to real money - 50 tourneyes, 5-10 games, its very hard to win consistently - everyone at that level KNOWS the math.

  66. Table Image by ScreamingSlave · · Score: 2

    I've been playing poker for almost 10 months now after a fellow programmer got me hooked on Hold'em. But I do have to say the I don't think my programming experience has really helped me. Sure, knowing the odds and stuff helps in the long run, but mostly only for ring games. Tournaments are a another story.

    I think what helps more, especially when you play with the same group of people a lot, is the image you project at the table. I play regularly with a bunch of my co-workers, most of whom are programmers. They all have the image of me that I play good cards and never bluff. If they only knew. It really helps to get a nice big stack early and bully them the rest of the night.

  67. Re:Luck can be utterly crushed by good math. by irenetheno · · Score: 3, Interesting
    There was a good edutainment program on The History Channel recently called Breaking Vegas.

    One of the members of that MIT blackjack team (Semyon Dukach) is now running BlackJackScience.com.

  68. Gambling is a tax on the stupid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


    except for the clever people who run the casinos
    its not a buisness model that fails, for a reason

    1. Re:Gambling is a tax on the stupid by twiggy · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Poker is not the same as typical casino gambling - especially if you're not playing it at a casino.

      Casino gambling involves games of chance where the "house" (the casino) has a statistical edge over the long term.

      In poker, you're playing other players - so you've all got an equal shot at the money. The only factor giving you an edge is your ability to play the game.

      To say that "Gambling is a tax on the stupid" in a thread like this is to imply that anyone who plays poker is stupid.

      Quite the contrary. But we who are decent or even good/great at poker definitely prefer to play against the stupid - because they're the ones who line our pockets.

      One might even argue that poker is really more a game of skill than it is "gambling" - though there is still luck involved in the short term, the skillful will win out in the long term regardless of luck.

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    2. Re:Gambling is a tax on the stupid by spinlocked · · Score: 1

      Games of chance are a tax on the stupid. For example, the national lottery in the UK is generally known as 'a tax on the poor and stupid'. Well, at least those with a poor grasp of statistics.

      Poker isn't *just* a a game of chance. Simple.

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    3. Re:Gambling is a tax on the stupid by kiddygrinder · · Score: 1

      I believe the origional quote was "The lottery is a tax on people who are bad at math", obviously because it involves no skill and bad odds.

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    4. Re:Gambling is a tax on the stupid by servognome · · Score: 1

      But we who are decent or even good/great at poker definitely prefer to play against the stupid - because they're the ones who line our pockets.
      Except for the ones that are too stupid. The ones who raise big early, tilting the game more towards chance than skill. Typically online "play money" players play like that.

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    5. Re:Gambling is a tax on the stupid by TheLink · · Score: 1

      Well you're stupid if you keep betting and never realize you have a poor grasp of statistics.

      It's not stupid if they bet when the jackpot accumulates a few times. Or they've figured out how the numbers are generated before betting - has happened before (I think some lottery used a computer to generate the numbers...).

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    6. Re:Gambling is a tax on the stupid by bnenning · · Score: 1

      Except for the ones that are too stupid. The ones who raise big early, tilting the game more towards chance than skill.

      You absolutely do want to play against those types. They might as well be handing you their money directly. Sure they'll get lucky a few times and you'll curse their stupidity for staying in when it should have been obvious you had the best hand, but long term you'll clean them out.

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    7. Re:Gambling is a tax on the stupid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Poker is mainly a game of chance (sure, sometimes you can win by bluffing, but this is rare), the odds just happen to sometimes be in your favor. What convinced me to play poker the first time was when I heard that you get to see your first three (or two, in holdem) cards without paying anything most (7/8 or 4/5) of the time. You get to see your cards first, then choose whether or not you want to play.

    8. Re:Gambling is a tax on the stupid by servognome · · Score: 1

      The reason you don't want to play against these types is they force you to increase your risk with minimal information.
      For example after the flop you have a good understanding of the strength of you hand and bet accordingly, but if somebody raises you big before the flop, you have a lot less information to work off of. It pushes things more towards luck than skill.
      Yes, most likely a good player will win, but there is a higher chance they get burned by bad luck.

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    9. Re:Gambling is a tax on the stupid by redfenix · · Score: 1

      Raising before the flop is an interesting concept to me. It seems that the better players do this methodically as well. Many times, in the lower limit games, I will raise before the flop if I've got a strong hand (e.g. AK-suited). This is to get those who are holding pocket 2s to fold, lest a 2 show up later.

      What I'm trying to say is, when raising before the flop happens, you go off of how strong your starting hand is.

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    10. Re:Gambling is a tax on the stupid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, but all you have to do is just stick with good hands. Players like that aren't paying much attention to what you might have. Beating a bad player is much simpler than beating a good player...no complex strategy, just fold mediocre hands, raise with big ones, and you'll break em. Your variance might be higher than a tight game, but your long-term profitability will be better too.

    11. Re:Gambling is a tax on the stupid by servognome · · Score: 1

      Raising before the flop requires strategy, like you said, it can be done to weed out those with bad hands from time to time
      If you raise before the flop only when you have good hands, you just gave an indication to the table what you have.
      OTOH those who raise before the flop on all hands, basically make the game more expensive
      To give an example of both cases
      If you have an average hand playing somebody always raising before the flop when they have good cards, them raising will give you a reason to fold.
      If you have an average hand playing somebody always raising before the flop no matter what, you are in essence sitting at a more expensive table. Instead of sitting at a $20 dollar a hand table you are sitting at a $50 a hand table. You now have reduced the "number of games" in your bankroll leaning things more towards luck.

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  69. Patience Indeed by Mulletproof · · Score: 1

    "Online poker is all about logic and patience, and at least the former is found in most computer people, which is why I am guessing they will do much better at the strategic part, which will more or less translate into playing winning poker."

    God help you the day you play a 56k'er then. They'll beat you little impatient braodband weenies down :D

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  70. In short, no by bobalu · · Score: 1

    What helps is being able to hold your liquor. I'm referring to playing in-person rather than online; there's a huge difference.

    The best players I know personally work in print shops and on loading docks, so you might want to hold that "smarter-than-thou" attitude close the vest if you ever actually sit at a table on Friday night.

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  71. Not sure... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I am an average programmer. My grandfather had been trying to get me into poker for years. I finally started this year. I must say, I am perhpas average online. In real life, I am a decent player.

    For examples, I have played three tournaments. 1 No Limit and 2 limit Texas Hold'em games. The NL game, I placed 17th. A bit better than average.

    On the Limit games, the first tourney I played, I took first. On the second, I made a 2 bad plays and went out 12th.

    In the last couple weeks, I am up $2000 on $200 starting money. However, I have played enough poker in the last 7-8 months to know it is all about patience. You need to wait for the right hands, you need to think about your play and you need to get lucky every once in a while.

    So, I believe I am actually a much better player in real life. I will know more soon, as I will be playing a lot over Christmas. So, we will see if I walk away with a lot of money or none.

  72. Yes, I play on line... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    And, I win. I started last summer and have made 10X times my initial investment (better than I'm doing in the market, right now).

    One fabulous book that I want to recommend to everyone who is just starting out is Phil Helmuth's "Play Poker Like the Pros"! You can't miss it in the book stores, 'cause everyone knows Phil! Stay away from books the purport to teach you how to "play" Low-limit Hold'em, especially titles by Lee Jones and, extra-especially, Ed Miller and David Sklansky! If you're reasonably smart and know the hand rankings, you already know anything that's in these books - you'd just be wasting your money to buy them. Stick with Phil's learned advice!

    In the final anlysis, though, the best way to learn is to just sit down and play! I recommend Party Poker for their great bonuses and player skills to get you honed on the competition. Try out the $1/2 limit tables! I'll be looking for you!

    1. Re:Yes, I play on line... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why does this sound like an infomercial to me?

  73. Be careful by nwbvt · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Thinking you have some special skill in a game that mostly depends on luck is the first step in becoming a gambling addict. You were not doing well because of your engineering abilities, you were doing well because you were dealt good hands. Thats luck, not skill, and it doesn't carry over from one game to another. It won't be long before your luck turns on you and you are down quite a bit of money.

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    1. Re:Be careful by bnenning · · Score: 1

      Thinking you have some special skill in a game that mostly depends on luck is the first step in becoming a gambling addict.

      Poker does not depend mostly on luck. Over the long term skill dominates, and a player who is sufficiently better than average *will* come out ahead. (A player who is exactly average will lose, because of the casino fees). There's a reason there are professional poker players but no professional craps players.

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    2. Re:Be careful by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Your belief that success in poker "mostly depends on luck," especially over the long haul, is further evidence that you could stand to improve your social skills.
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    3. Re:Be careful by nwbvt · · Score: 1

      With online poker? Where you can't read your opponent's face (unless he has a webcam)?

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    4. Re:Be careful by nwbvt · · Score: 1

      Online poker dumbass.

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    5. Re:Be careful by bnenning · · Score: 1

      With online poker? Where you can't read your opponent's face (unless he has a webcam)?

      Sure. Picking up tells is much less important than most people think. It's far more useful to understand the probabilities and relative hand strengths, and to maintain your discipline.

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    6. Re:Be careful by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nice backpedaling, champ.
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    7. Re:Be careful by Best+ID+Ever! · · Score: 1

      You overestimate the importance of seeing your opponent. Poker is about putting your opponent on a range of hands. By paying attention to the hands they showdown, and how aggressively or passively they play them, you get a very good idea of how strong a hand you'll need to beat them. Being able to see them can help you narrow that range, but it's not essential, and doesn't necessarily help against experienced opponents anyway.

      At the lower limits, both live and online, it's not even necessary to pay close attention to your opponents to be a winning player. By betting your good hands strongly, drawing only when you have odds, and having the discipline to lay your hands when you think you're beat, you can make a consistent profit at these tables, due to the fact that so many others play badly at these levels.

    8. Re:Be careful by nwbvt · · Score: 1
      Unless your opponent is playing in a very predictable manner, you are unlikely to be able to deduce their hand based on how they have acted in the past. And if you are playing based on statistics, you are going to be playing in a very predictable manner and will be an easy target (though it could be argued that most players of online poker are geeks and thus this is what is happening).

      I'm sorry, but unless you are like the guy in Rainman and can count cards, I don't really think math skills will help you that much in poker. Maybe psychiatry, but not math. If you think math skills are helping you, I'm afraid you may be relying more on luck than you think.

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    9. Re:Be careful by swordgeek · · Score: 1

      You apparently know roughly nothing about poker.

      Online poker is primarily a game of skill and statistics. "Face to face" poker involves all sorts of social analyses, which complicates things further.

      But rest assured, there IS a statistically correct method of play, based on cards seen, odds of winning, odds of improvement, and payout odds. Luck rules from hand to hand, but statistics rule over the long term.

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    10. Re:Be careful by Vintermann · · Score: 1

      Mathemathics is more than statistics. There is game theory, you know. From what I've read about poker in the last 15 minutes, it seems like many of the top players have some background in it. That Ferguson fellow has a father who is a professor in game theory. His pages (the father's) are cool. A great book on game theory, just lying out there for everyone to read.

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    11. Re:Be careful by nwbvt · · Score: 1

      Backpedaling my ass. Do you ever bother to RTFA before you spout off your trap?

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    12. Re:Be careful by nwbvt · · Score: 1
      Well I'll be sure to check that out, but I'll also stand by my warning. Even if you have a good understanding of statistics and game theory and any other branch of mathematics which may be relevant to the game, chance will always be a big factor. No calculations will help you when your opponent is dealt a better hand than what you think is your winning hand. And more dangerously, what happens when some geek who thinks himself the champ of online poker tries to take his skill into the real world only to find out he has a very obvious tell?

      How many guys have lost their house because of a percieved advantage they thought they had? I never said that geeks cannot play poker, just that it is dangerous to exaggerate one's opinion of one's gambling abilities.

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    13. Re:Be careful by redfenix · · Score: 1

      Suffice it to say, some of the best advice is:

      Don't bet it if you can't afford to lose it.

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    14. Re:Be careful by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Pick up some books from Sklansky and you'll see what skill in poker is all about. It's a much more complicated game than most people realize, and math is central to it.

      It's not about whether your opponent happened to draw better cards. The key to poker is thinking "If I played this same hand, same situation, 1000 times, what would be the most profitable strategy over the long haul?" Short-term results are irrelevant, as long as you have a sufficient bankroll to handle the swings...that's why casinos and insurance companies don't go broke very often.

    15. Re:Be careful by Best+ID+Ever! · · Score: 1

      Unless your opponent is playing in a very predictable manner, you are unlikely to be able to deduce their hand based on how they have acted in the past. And if you are playing based on statistics, you are going to be playing in a very predictable manner and will be an easy target (though it could be argued that most players of online poker are geeks and thus this is what is happening).

      I'm sorry, but unless you are like the guy in Rainman and can count cards, I don't really think math skills will help you that much in poker. Maybe psychiatry, but not math. If you think math skills are helping you, I'm afraid you may be relying more on luck than you think.


      OK, it's clear from this post you haven't played much poker.

      1. Most people do play predictably. They have standards for which hands they will start with, how strong a hand they need to raise, and what they will call with. It's not about deducing their exact hand, but rather about deducing a range of hands that they may hold. You then act based on how well your hand does, on average, against this range.

      Example: Pre-flop (in limit hold 'em) I hold AA, and raise. I get 3 callers.

      The flop is T73. I bet and am raised by a player that has only raised in the past with the very strongest hands -- even with fairly strong hands, she will just call. Based on her previous play, I believe her most likely holding is a set (three of a kind) or (less likely) two pair.

      Another player calls and I fold. The other player calls her to the river and she shows 3 sevens.

      This is an extreme example, in the sense that typical players have more relaxed standards for raising, but this is an actual hand from this past weekend.

      2. Playing predictable ABC poker (only playing the better hands) works at the lower limits precisely because most of your opponents aren't paying attention to you. They're not geeks or math whizzes -- they're the people you see in the casino playing roulette or hitting on 14 in blackjack because they "feel it."

      Check out these numbers. These are the expected value of all the hold 'em starting hands, in terms of big bets, based on actual hands played (122 million) at pokerroom.com. Plenty of opponents at the lower limits will play the hands you see in the red without hesitation. This is why playing predictably, but restricting yourself to better starting hands, can make a profit here. (At the higher limits your hand selection should be similar, but you have to pay closer attention to your opponents, and play somewhat less predictably).

      3. Card counting is a blackjack thing, not a poker thing. The deck is shuffled between poker hands. In 7 card stud, you do have to remember which cards have been folded in the current hand, but in texas hold 'em and omaha (the most popular games currently), the only cards you see are your own and 5 community cards.

      4. Most of the pure math in poker isn't terribly complicated. If it's a $1 bet to you to win a $5 pot, you should call if your hand will win more than 1 in 6 times (1:5 odds).

      The game theory part (putting people on ranges of hands and calculating the likelihood that you'll win) can get hairy with multiple people in the pot. The people who can make good estimates on these numbers will be better poker players.

      5. No one is saying there isn't luck in poker. But over time everyone gets the same distribution of cards. The money will end up with the people who play better. Math skills aren't the end all or be all, but they can help you win.

  74. Three words... by PFritz21 · · Score: 2, Informative

    Chris "Jesus" Ferguson. One of the best in the world. Has a Ph.D. in Computer Science. Uses his mathematical abilities quite often in the WSOP (World Series of Poker).

  75. Why a "poker face"? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    ...or keeping a stone solid expression on your face .

    I've always wondered why a poker face is an advantage, instead of effective use of a very expressive face that misleads. Seems if you can control individual muscles to produce subtle signals at will, it could be a valuable weapon.

    Anyone out there that can enlighten me?

    1. Re:Why a "poker face"? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Facial expressions are an incredibly minuscle part of poker. They just aren't very important at all.

  76. Geek backgrounds by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Annie Duke's brother is Howard Lederer. He was a college chess champion. That is even "geekier" than a programmer.

    From watching the "WPT", it does seem to me that computer scientists have a dis-proportionate representation. I believe that Phil Gordon is also retired programmer.

    Also highly represented backgrounds are Lawyers and CEOs.

  77. I'm sorry... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    But *good* programmers *are* smarter than the average person. I'm prepared to be proved wrong, but programming is a skill that only intelligent people can learn. I have never met a competent, but stupid, programmer.

    I'm (obviously) not saying that programmers are the most intelligent people in the world - no more than I would say that theoretical physicists are the cleverest people in the world. But both of these professions have intelligence as a prerequisite!

  78. Bill Gates is the answer. by stm2 · · Score: 1

    I know B.G may not the most popular geek here, but according to several books about him, he was a great player at College.

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    1. Re:Bill Gates is the answer. by ezzzD55J · · Score: 2, Funny
      I know B.G may not the most popular geek here, but according to several books about him, he was a great player at College.

      So when it suits us, bill gates is a real geek.. right.

    2. Re:Bill Gates is the answer. by magefile · · Score: 1

      From what I've heard, he usually lost. A lot.

  79. It really depends... by Arcanix · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Being intelligent does give you a large advantage in poker when it comes to determining probabilities. The ability to calculate quickly how many outs you have as well as other factors like pot odds and implied odds is extremely useful. Also, it should provide some hedge against going on tilt although this happens to any player one time or another regardless of what they might say.

    That said, online poker is much more mechanical than live poker and the advantages for the analytical mind are stronger online by a significant amount. In live play it is much more about profiling people, sensing weakness, and so on then actually what cards you are holding. Online play for any good player is a strictly "by the numbers" you only have to profile particularly bad (or rarely, particularly good) players.

    One rather large caveat, being smart/analytical is great but it will not save you against an extremely experienced player. Of course, the ideal is to be both intelligent and experienced, then you are nearly unstoppable (in the long term of course, short term anything can happen).

    Myself and the majority of my friends play poker professionally, some extremely successfully but all make a good living. Note that all of us have college degrees but have not bothered to us them yet.

    All it takes to be successful is three things:

    1) Money

    This is a no brainer you have to have enough money so that you can lose for a significant amount of time without busting your bankroll. It is helpful to have other friends who play and can lend you money if things go bad. To make a good living I'd recommend playing 2-3 tables of 15-30 around 30 hours a week online, for this you'll need about $10,000 to be safe. A good 15-30 player that plays full time, 3-4 tables should be able to make around $60,000 a year or more depending. Typically though an excellent player will move to higher limits when they start making this amount of money.

    2) Theory

    Books, books, books. Of course the "Bible" for Hold 'Em is Sklansky and Malmuth's Hold 'Em Poker for Advanced Players. There are a lot of others but this is the best to start with in my opinion. In addition, if you know someone who is already a professional theory knowledge can be gained by simply watching them play and asking them questions.

    3) Experience

    Don't need to say much here. A professional playing for 5 years will school you 60+% of the time if you've only been playing for a year. The more the better. Note that the "play money" games do not count as experience nor does limits below 5-10/10-20 really prepare you for a 15-30 or 30-60.

    As an aside, tournament play can definitely get you experience but don't count on it improving your play dramatically in standard games, with the exception of profiling and reading people. Not only are tournaments typically no limit but they have a much different dynamic in general. There are many good tournament players who suck at ring games and vice versa.

    Anyways, the best thing about being a poker player is the total freedom, you can work whenever you want, or not work for a week if you don't feel like it. If you feel like taking a vacation you can just go, of course sometimes you do have to go to places like Aruba and play tournaments, what a drag! :) Also, most people think it's a pretty cool job and like to talk to you about it...

    I highly recommend it but be warned you WILL lose money at first, and you WILL be incredibly stressed out much of the time. Playing is inherently stressful, especially when you hit a dry spell where you lose for a week or two straight. Make sure if this happens, to stay calm, playing looser will not get your money back quicker!

    1. Re:It really depends... by Illserve · · Score: 2, Funny

      Here we take expert poker advice from someone who's self professed nickname is "Booze Monkey", what a world :)

    2. Re:It really depends... by Vintermann · · Score: 2, Insightful

      "I highly recommend it but be warned you WILL lose money at first, and you WILL be incredibly stressed out much of the time."

      I don't doubt you, really, but to me this sounds a little like an invitation to a pyramid scheme... Most people think they are smarter than average, so there should be a large pool of people to supply all the money you are winning, but nevertheless.
      I don't know if I'm smarter than average, and even if there was a reliable way to tell, I might not want to know. I think however, that the right thing to do is to stay out of gambling, and I don't hesitate to recommend that course of action for others as well, since it's more likely the smart thing to do also*

      (* poker is a zero-sum game, but only if you don't count the casino fees. It's also nice to reflect on whether the 10004th dollar is worth as much to you as the 104th in practice... and since you're much more likely to lose the 104 than to win the 10004th, perhaps the game isn't zero-sum even then. Payoff functions are tricky things to define.)

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    3. Re:It really depends... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      "you WILL be incredibly stressed out much of the time. Playing is inherently stressful, especially when you hit a dry spell where you lose for a week or two straight..."

      I'm not stressed at all when I play and I theres something wrong if you are. I play 5 tables online simultaneously at a rate of 350 hands an hour so each one is pretty unimportant. Its the same kind of fun as playing a computer game but its relaxing not stressful.

    4. Re:It really depends... by Arcanix · · Score: 1

      Yeah, I suppose I wouldn't suggest it to your average person. I guess I was kind of writing my endorsement towards someone who's already played a good amount but not become a full professional yet. And obviously I do have a conflict of interest and could be leading sheep to the slaughter but really I just think it's a great job.

      Poker is certainly not for everyone, if you don't think you could handle working an 8 hour day and ending up with $5,000 less than you started, don't do it. Dealing with the monetary variance of the lifestyle is difficult, you have to pretty much completely remove the idea that money is worth anything from your mind.

      Also, I should add another disclaimer. If you do not have money that you can afford to lose, don't even try it, you cannot learn or play properly when you are playing with your rent money or whatever.

    5. Re:It really depends... by Arcanix · · Score: 1

      Booze is what unlocks my poker playing powers :)

    6. Re:It really depends... by iceyone · · Score: 1

      Do you guys play at Casino AZ. over on Indian Bend? It seems like I've seen a few of you down there a couple of times.

    7. Re:It really depends... by Arcanix · · Score: 1

      Yeah, you might have, Stefan and myself go down there sometimes... Shawn and Thomas Keller used to play there all the time a couple years ago.

  80. I do. by weston · · Score: 1

    I'm below average. Way. I don't even know the rules.

    Of course, this is like comparing non-drivers to drivers, under your analogy, but hey, how many 15/16 year olds do you know who're sure they're probably better drivers than their parents?

    1. Re:I do. by Otter · · Score: 2, Funny
      I'm below average. Way. I don't even know the rules.

      You should come to Boston. None of the drivers know the rules either, so you'd at least revert to average.

  81. Wil Wheaton is an example by devphil · · Score: 3, Informative


    Given that the man taught himself Linux for the purposes of running his own website, most of us would qualify him as intelligent.

    I skim over his blogs about every other month, and recently he's taken up poker as a hobby. He's studied, practiced, etc, and blogs the stores of his experiences playing (LA, Vegas, and so on).

    What have I learned by reading them? No, being smarter than the average person does not automatically make you a better poker player. Other things do.

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  82. full-pay video poker by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Learn how to indentify and play positive ev video poker games. With near-perfect play you will come out ahead over the long haul. No casino heat to worry about, either. In fact, if you play long and hard you'll be rewarded with meals, rooms, drinks, etc.

  83. Yup just like in real geek-life by sl4shd0rk · · Score: 1

    I lose. :P

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  84. the spade of geeks by HFactor_UM · · Score: 1

    I've got quite a few friends in the department (CS @ UMass Amherst) that play online poker regularly with the sole intent to make money. Some claim to make up to $28/hr. running on four tables online. Their stories sound pretty awesome, it's definitely an advantage to have an analytical background when it comes to certain aspects of poker.

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  85. Absolutely by brsmith4 · · Score: 1

    I absolutely believe that an analytical background esp. in C.S., Mathematics, or Physics will aid any potential poker player.

    I recently started playing (C.S. background) and noticed that it was very easy to get into the game. It's not just analyzing statistics e.g. odd of the next flop being in my favor, etc. but analyzing your opponents.

    The math aspect of probabilities has defintely helped in terms of knowing when to hold 'em and when to fold 'em although you sometimes just have to chance it.

    In sum, being a C.S. guy definitely helps.

  86. Congrats by BlindRaptor · · Score: 1

    Looks like slashdot killed the full tilt poker servers.

    1. Re:Congrats by jrobertray · · Score: 1

      Web servers are still alive, but the game I was playing has been frozen in mid-hand now for about an hour. Looks like all the games on the whole server are frozen.

      I'm wondering if the (sit-n-go) tournament will be canceled and money refunded, or will just resume play even though it is likely many of the players will have given up waiting...

  87. wrong quote by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    - instead of "analytical thinking," it should be:

    "analytical drinking"

    (who in the hell plays poker w/o a beer or two?"

  88. Got the question backward. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The real question is, will playing poker make me a better programmer? It looks more fun than another O'Reilly book.

  89. David Sklansky says... by djhertz · · Score: 3, Insightful

    ..there are 2 kinds of people that can be professional poker players. People with a freakish talent for poker (very very rare) and people that could make more money doing something else but choose not too. It takes a lot of skill to play poker, and playing for 4 months.. you don't have a clue. It's like when you first learn to code, your the man when you learn about a subroutine!

    If you don't know who David Sklansky is, you don't make money playing poker. I have been playing poker for years, and most of the players I know say the make money, or 'break even'. Yah? Do they keep records? If the answer is no, then you do not make money.

    About 10% of poker players are profitable. This does not mean, you won big one night, and forgot to write down those couple of loses. It means, play 40 hours a week for a year, and see where you are. Play 50,000 hands and see where you are. If you have 10 people playing.. the best player will eventually get all the money, it's just a matter of time. It may take years, but it will happen.

    I don't mean to troll at all with this. It's just when I keep reading, "I am an above average poker player and have been playing for 4 months and here is what I have to say..." it makes me think how every thinks they are "above average drivers."

    So am I an above average player with all my obnoxious 'insight'? Well, I am paying taxes from poker this year, so yeah.

    Now, let's shuffle up and deal!

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  90. ESPN has ruined the game by Mike+Farooki · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I played in a regular Hold 'Em game several years ago, before the recent popularity boom. A few months, I started getting back into the game, playing online and checking out some of the tournament play on cable TV. Pop culture has ruined the game.

    The first sign was my 13 and 15 year-old cousins giving me playing tips at a low limit game at their aunt's wedding. These kids look up to poker "stars" with the same intensity they looked up to Derek Jeter a couple of years ago. Weird. (Their mother didn't seem to mind too much when I schooled them for about $20 total, by the way.)

    The second sign was when I went to my first "real" game in several years. Many of the doofuses in attendance had donned "crazy" sunglasses--just like the "stars" on ESPN wear. Other guys had developed their own nervous habits of shuffling their cards, shuffling their chips, etc. So many of the iconic expressions of poker have now been popularized and I think it sucks. It reminds me of when the Red Hot Chili Peppers made it big in the early 1990s, and al of the sudden, all the jocks in high school were wearing Mother's Milk shirts.

    I am by no means a pro poker player. I'm not even a good poker player. But damn if I don't hate to see the ghetto of poker being gentrified by a bunch of baseball-cap-wearing, Ray-Ban mofos from the 'burbs.

    1. Re:ESPN has ruined the game by MoceanWorker · · Score: 1

      definitely will have to agree.. i've been a Hold'Emer for a while.. love the game.. but i don't understand why it's become so popular all of a sudden.. i mean.. yes.. it's become part of the pop culture.. but why??

      isn't gambling a "bad" thing? oh wait.. right.. i forgot the liberal media is influencing us.. *snicker*

      but yeah.. pull that crap off TV.. and watching other people play poker is just plain old BORING!

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    2. Re:ESPN has ruined the game by Dirk+van+der+Broek · · Score: 1

      Who really cares if they wear backwards baseball hats, or have no idea how to play, as long as they have money?

      It may be a bit silly so look up to a poker player, but so is looking up to a baseball player. It's also a bit silly to stop liking something because it becomes popular.

    3. Re:ESPN has ruined the game by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'd rather watch the WSOP than a golf tournament any day.

    4. Re:ESPN has ruined the game by arhar · · Score: 1, Troll

      I agree with you, but I think it's good that rich suburban 15 year olds get into the game. The more suckers start playing poker, the better.

  91. My Friends would like you to join us for Poker by billstewart · · Score: 1

    As they say, "If you think poker is a game of luck rather than skill, my friends would love to have you come over and play poker with us."

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  92. Comment removed by account_deleted · · Score: 3, Informative

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  93. But my friends are geeks too by billstewart · · Score: 2, Insightful
    Being a geek doesn't help you win at poker if all your friends are geeks too. It just evens out the mathematical-skill part of the game, leaving you with the psychological behaviour-prediction parts of the game that you're not so good at. After all, the game's not about manipulating cards, it's about manipulating people.

    On the other hand, back during the boom, the main instigator of our poker games also liked very good single-malts, so any money I lost was more than made up for by a cheerful evening with friends drinking his whisky.

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    1. Re:But my friends are geeks too by Vintermann · · Score: 1

      Is it really about manipulating people? A friend of mine explained Texas hold'em to me, and I remembered reading a saturday article in a (norwegian) economics newspaper about some "newcomer" who won an international Texas Hold'em championship after only playing online. As I recall, he was an economist or a mathemathician or both, and of course based his play solely on game theory and statistics, not "reading", since he had done all his practicing online.

      Now I tried to verify this by googling, but of course even google gets trouble finding sensible results when "online poker" is part of your search criteria...

      If anyone knows more about this, perhaps they can fill in. The newspaper in question is Dagens Næringsliv. They have terrific saturday articles. Probably because all the feature journalists are hard-core communists :-) They make wired look like Computer World.

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  94. good thing by geekoid · · Score: 1

    I knew I am smarter then most people before I was a programmer!

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  95. You bastard! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Now that you have plugged Full Tilt on slashdot, I can't log into it anymore, since it's likely under a barrage of hits. You've ruined my evening!

    (as a side-effect, though, you may have just provided fresh blood for the tables. The sharks will have their day soon! Muhuhuhahahaha!)

  96. No by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You don't win because you're particularly smart and therefore good at poker. You win because most people are really, really shitty poker players.

  97. No Offense, but...Beginners Luck! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Timothy, that's pretty good, and I take nothing away from your accomplishment. However, any seasoned poker player will tell you, it's not about the odds, it's the people you play, and, essentially, getting a good "run" (streak of lucky deals). Anyone who tells you otherwise, will probably be the one to take your shirt, since he's lying to you.

    * Furthermore, it really depends on where you play online poker. Most of the sites have a shitty random number generator when they suffle the deck. I've seen one particular "seat" get the same damn good cards for at least 20 hands. And, freaking full houses and flushes occur far more often than Combinatorial Math will tell you. I've won 2 online poker tournaments, yet I get my ass kicked most of the time by one of my poker buddies on the weekend. And, he's been in the WSOP tourny before.

    So, try a bunch of other online poker sites first, before you go off and wager the mortgage to your house...

  98. view from the inside by entropy42 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I (paul phillips) made three WPT final tables and three WSOP final tables in the last year but I was a programmer until I started playing cards full time a few years ago. Apparently I even still read slashdot from time to time. Finally, a thread where I feel completely qualified to post.

    Programmers have a better foundation for poker analysis than most but this is a very incomplete predictor of success. Much more valuable is the ability to play your A-game all the time, and I haven't seen that programmers are any better at this than anyone else.

    Poker is as much a test of self-discipline (and many other things) as it is of logic and knowledge. Being a brilliant analyst is of no use is you fail in other areas.

    I write a lot about the tournament poker life in my blog.

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    1. Re:view from the inside by bnenning · · Score: 1

      Moderators: anything Paul Phillips posts about poker should immediately go to +5.

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    2. Re:view from the inside by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm trying to figure out who to bump from my friends lists. Maybe you bnenning :)

    3. Re:view from the inside by mwlewis · · Score: 1

      This is SO true. The greatest predictor of my success during any game is how disciplined and patient I can stay.

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  99. Nessessary Skills for Poker by wetdogjp · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I own a small store in the local mall that sells poker supplies for home games, so I follow the poker trend with some interest. (Shameless plug: bloomingtonpoker.com) I also play a *lot* of poker, and I'm pretty knowledgable of the poker scene.

    Now, I also spent a few years as a network admin before starting a business. I think there are a few factors as to why programmers, or more importantly those with substantial computer skills, make good poker players.

    For one thing, computer professionals tend to be more intelligent with numbers, and more comfortable with straight-up theory. One of the hardest things to explain to new players is why you can make exactly the correct decisions and still not win the hand.

    Also, programmers and admins don't mind (and in fact rather enjoy) immersing themselves in tedious material to master a subject. The average player will learn the rules of the game and think they know everything there is to know about poker. But there are countless nuances to the game (think pot-odds, check-raising, semi-bluffing) that one needs to read and practice in order to master.

    Computer folk are also known to possess refined analytical skills, since we use and hone them everyday.

    Now, at our store we get a lot of parents who are concerned that teaching their kids to play poker will give them gambling habits. We turn that around (partially as a selling point, but really the point is honest) and tell them all the skills their kids will learn from it. At the youngest ages, it will teach them to count. For older kids, learning pot-odds is good math, and they're learning to make decisions based on a complilation of many factors. It also gives them social skills to be good winners and good losers. Much like being a programmer is good for playing poker, learning poker at a young age will certainly turn out some good code-monkeys in a few years.

    -Ding

  100. On a related note... by supabeast! · · Score: 1

    Does anyone know anything about John Carmack being banned from some Vegas casinos because he is a very talented card-counter as well as being able to figure out all of the odds? I've heard stories, but never seen anything to substantiate.

  101. poker success... by blakjack · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Remember, it's not how good you play that makes you money - it's how bad "they" play. I've seen this concept stressed in a quite a few poker books.

    A poker player isn't successful because he plays well, he is successful because his opponents make mistakes.
  102. ...*blank stare*... by Sensible+Clod · · Score: 1

    Years and years of fixing barely-fixable computer problems have given me a great poker face...

    *resumes staring*...

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  103. Not a single TRUE geek in this bunch... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A TRUE geek would write CODE to play poker for them. All of you.. and I mean ALL of you are only geek wannabees.

    +5 TROLL, baby.

  104. No. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Any other programmers/computer people find that they can play poker better than the average person because of their computer experience

    No.

  105. I think your out of your mind. by t0rkm3 · · Score: 3, Funny

    Online play isn't really poker. It's a trainer for hand strength. In that venue, analytical people can use their pattern matching skills to profit. I have to say that at my regular bi-weekly game the three worst players (of 12) are geeks. Their people reading sucks and their manipulation skills are poorly developed. They have a hard time sucking the more socially experienced players into a hand... However, that's a broad generalization. I am a network weenie and I am a strong third place at the table, but I get out a lot for a geek, and I had to work closely with sales droids while consulting. Maybe some of their sliminess rubbed off.

  106. poker good by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Other way around, won my first computer in a card game.

  107. I find... by Marthisdil · · Score: 1

    ...that most online poker is much less skilled than the face to face that is out there in the world. Mainly because a lot of folks don't view money they use online as money out of their pockets or something. People see the likes of Chris Moneymaker, etc, go through, win big, never to be heard from again, and think that they too can do it. At least poker requires SOME skill, unlike the lottery, but the odds of a random scrub making it big is very small. As the saying goes "even the sun shines on a dog's ass from time to time"

  108. Emphatic No by Cruxus · · Score: 1

    I'm terrible at poker and always have been. Even my grandparents can beat me! I dare not play where large amounts of money are at risk.

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  109. Just a guess on my part... by Moofie · · Score: 1

    I bet there is an entire profession in the poker world who does nothing but take money away from people who have been playing poker for four months with their friends and now thinks they're pretty good.

    I'm not in that scene, mind you...but it seems like a pretty silly thing to think you can master the intricasies of poker in four months.

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  110. I've played.. by Pfhreakaz0id · · Score: 1

    for about three years. Now play on Pokerstars. I play mostly No limit and Pot Limit Hold 'em tourneys, and some limit stud. I won a 250 person $20 event earlier this year (about $1200 payday). (I just busted out of the same tourney about 30 minutes ago). I'm up that plus about $150 this year. It's mostly entertainment.

    I've played a little live, and am heading to Tunica (the Grand) this weekend to play with a buddy.

    Poker online is nice, but I have a lot more fun with my monthly game...

  111. If computer programmers make good poker players... by themaidtricks · · Score: 1

    ...maybe Ben Affleck missed his true calling.

  112. Re:bad luck by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    > No, I find as a geek my run of luck is
    > far worse than the norm.

    What makes you say that?

    > First post

    Oh, I see what you mean . .

  113. Using DirectX like a game... by Shadow+Geek · · Score: 1

    Yeah, I play poker too online.. I especially like these guys... seems like they use DirectX'n'stuff for fast animation: http://www.pokerchamps.com Thats geeky and nice.

  114. not too sure who said it but .. by Ghouki · · Score: 0


    "if you want to win a fortune..first start off with a larger one..."
    personally i have the worst luck at cards ..i think the game is rigged!!

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  115. poker over-kill by apocalysque · · Score: 0

    is anyone else here sick of hearing about poker? since when did poker become a 'sport' worthy of taking up VALUABLE TIME on ESPN??? i think i'm going to write my congressman and have him write up a bill that outlaws poker on TV. not that i watch TV much but for every split second that i surf through a channel that has poker showing, i feel that my intelligence has somehow been dulled. i think the next slashdot poll should ask what the best card game is, although everyone knows that sheepshead http://www.sheepshead.org/ is the best!

  116. Online Poker != Real World Poker by jwdb · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I've been playing almost every weekend for the last two years, and let me tell you, being able to read your opponents is one of the most important skills in poker. I can generally play the odds well enough to break even, but I have one cousin who can read me like a book, and if he plays I leave the table broke.

    The odds are extremely important, but so is knowing your opponent.

    Jw

  117. A Casino Odyssey by infolib · · Score: 1

    The story of a geek and his Casino wins. One of the best articles on kuro5hin ever.

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  118. I don't think so. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    As old as I am, I'm still 6'4" and 240lbs, while he was a scrawny, zit-faced kid.

    I believe he was just typical of those n00bs who think they know it all now that they have some framed pieces of paper and can reformat a hard drive.

    Our world is imploding.

  119. When I was in Vegas for E3... by RexDevious · · Score: 1

    a women working for the casino shuttle bus told me that, "Vegas has to adjust a lot during E3. We de-empaphasize the gambling and start pumping up the girlie shows. It's the only way to make money when your town in over-run by tens of thousands of young men with an impressive grasp of probability, but practically zero intra-personal skills". She was right too. Me and everyone from my company won several hundred dollars a piece gambling, and promptly blew most of it on a nude review show featuring bad music, and lip-synching porn stars.

  120. Crazy Fads Create Bigger User Bases by woodsrunner · · Score: 1

    The one interesting thing about fads is they create a much bigger user base. For instance, more surf boards are sold now than during the surfing craze of the Beach Boys, et al., more people run now than during the days of Jim Fixx and more people use computers than during the internet fad.

    So while many people will get out of poker and move on to a new fad, poker in general should have a much larger user base five to ten years from now than it does now and that user base will be more devoted.

  121. Of course geeks are good at poker by Proteus · · Score: 1

    I don't think it's "analytical thinking" that makes geeks good at poker. It's two things: attention to detail (reading the reactions of others), and an inscrutable poker face.

    The former is partly helped by the common geek task of assigning meaning to very slight details. The latter is helped by the geek trait of staring expressionless into a monitor for several hours a day. When one gets used to expressing emotion through implication in text -- or through use of emoticons -- one gets out of the habit of showing emotion through facial expression.

    $pantheon{chosen_deity} help us if the poker tournaments give us access to ":-)" -- our poker-face would be ruined! :P

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  122. Not Smarter, Different... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How many people in this world have college-level statistics under their belt? How many people use this knowledge regularly?

    Thorough knowledge of odds is more common among engineers than non-engineers. Thus, in a game of chance, an engineer is more likely to use appropriate analytical skills as opposed to "a feeling" about an outcome.

  123. Analytical...? by Avyakata · · Score: 1

    I'm not sure I entirely agree. It's true, I've been playing poker since I was six and am also admittedly geekish...but they aren't overly related. Maybe playing online makes a difference since everything follows algorithms anyhow, but when you actually play poker, you need to know a lot more than your odds. How to read people, for instance. If you are too analytical, this doesn't quite work...

  124. What makes a good poker player by Quill_28 · · Score: 1

    Allright.

    I love strategy games(chess, you name it)
    I also feel I read people well.
    I like geeky stuff but am not considered a geek(really).

    While I never played poker I have watched it,
    What makes a good player?

    I know you can learn the odds, but that can't be the only thing that makes a good poker player,

    What are the neccessary skills?

  125. poker books by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    Poker Books are the biggest waste of time and money. If you have to read a book to learn theory behind poker, your in big trouble. Of course there are situiations where stastically you should make a particular move, if it be to raise or fold, or etc... but this should be learned the hard way in my opinion. The best way to learn is to screw up yourself with friends, then read some washed up pro's poker book becuase he can't adjust to all the 21 year olds romping him in casinos, and needs to make money another way. Everything I have ever read in a poker book has been immediately followed by the phrase "well no sh*t stupid." Save your self the $49.95 and get some real expierence and lose $5 to your friends.

    1. Re:poker books by Arcanix · · Score: 1

      Maybe that's a good idea when you are playing 50c-$1 limits and lose $5 but you can lose $200 in one hand of $15-30, the money is well worth it. But certainly if you don't want to read a book that's your decision, I suppose you figured out physics for yourself "the hard way" too?

  126. I think it's here to stay... by Pii · · Score: 1
    I'm a Poker fan, having really gotten into it about 4 years ago (Just prior to WPT starting up on the Travel Channel).

    The game has always been played, but it's getting a great deal more exposure today than it has in times past.

    It's a lot easier for the average guy to identify with poker players than it is to identify with professional atheletes. As one of the other posters mentioned, with time and patience, anybody could theoretically become a world-class poker player, whereas only people hitting the genetic lottery can become a world-class professional athelete. That level of accessibility goes a long way.

    It has been estimated that a few years ago, approximately 20% of the population played poker occassionally, or more frequently. That was before the TV explosion.

    I think it's a resurgence, rather than a fad, and I think the Poker spotlight will be shining for quite a while.

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  127. Online Poker and cheating... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Sorry if a bit side-topic...

    One thing that confuses me is how can Online Poker not be cheated.

    Say you have 3 teammates. All of them have both a telephone and a DSL line connected to the same poker website. They 3-way call each other and join the same game online.

    If they are talking to each other they know what each other's hand looks like so they can raise/re-raise on big hands, and fold on the rare occasions that all three have weak hands.

    Seems like it doesn't matter if only 1 of the teammates has all the chips at the end, they should be able to take a lot of money from the other players at the table and split the winnings.

    It would be the same thing as players doing tells and signs to teammates when they have a good hand, but since they can actually talk to each other it would be even more abusive.

    Just curious since I have never played online, mostly out of fear I would get scammed.

    1. Re:Online Poker and cheating... by taradfong · · Score: 1

      Collusion would be a huge problem.

      But I suppose they might work around this by sending you to a random table each time you join, and requiring you to play a certain number of hands before switching tables. Then it would be rather tough for you to end up at the same table as your conspirators.

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    2. Re:Online Poker and cheating... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What about cheating programs to help your online play.

      Say a player runs a program that lets him input his cards and the other shown cards and automatically compute the odds of winning and what are the possible cards that can beat it.

      Seems like most comments in this thread say that online poker is all about the "math." With a good probability software, even a dunce can play online poker as well as a math magician or technical genius.

      Then expand the program to create a profile of your opponent's moves.. Does he bet rationally or irrationally? Maybe not a good picture in the short game, but after 6-7 hours of play with all that data at your fingertips it would be interesting to see what kind of predictions decent software could make.

  128. Simple enough by phorm · · Score: 1

    So when the doc asks you to fix his broken down PC, you feel superior as you realize that your AMD64 power machine kicks its but, and that the doc hasn't got a clue as to how to diagnose a simple power-supply failure.

    Then you get sick because you've been spending too many late nights with beer and pizza playing EQ, and go to the docs. He feels superior because he knows that your electrolytes are a bit off and really you could be saving yourself the checkup, post-checkup, and pricey prescription by simple eating some of the right foods.

    And then when you die because of an allergic reaction to an ingredient the meds that the doc missed on your chart, the lawyer feels superior because he takes the doctor down a few notches in court and takes a hefty chunk out of his malpractice insurance.

    OK, extreme cases here, but everyone is good at something and in reality we're *all* superior... just in different ways. We tend to think superiority=smarter, but really it's more a varied/specialized skillsets.

    Sometimes it's a defence mechanism too though, as really it's quite nice to bitch about how your clients are idiots for continueousy spyware infesting their PCs (or getting the same sickness, breaking the same filesharing laws, etc etc)... in an effort to deal with the frustration that *continuously* dealing with the same problem over and over again brings you.

    But really, how many of us think we're smarter than our doc when dealing with medical issues, or the lawyer when dealing with legal. You might even hear a doctor refer to you as "that smart/clever computer guy." It's better to have pride/confidence in what you do, and respect for those that are masters in your own field.

  129. up my 1st game by ddt · · Score: 1

    I am a geek (http://davetaylor.name), and I picked up Texas Hold 'Em because I act as a hobby (http://nowcasting.com/ddt) and was invited to play a game with a television producer.

    So I got on the net, learned the basic odds and strategy, and showed up. It was a $20 game, and I bowed out when I was $14 up. I understand the tradition is to play until you win or are broke, but I noticed that like capitalism, after someone is sufficiently ahead of you, assuming they're not incompetent, it's not really worth it to compete with them.

    The social element is key, but I noticed my geekiness doing its job. After the cards were shown, I'd replay the hand in my head, and correlate people's behaviors with the hands they had.

    It was like keeping a short circular buffer in my head. Most people had really blatant tells, nothing subtle like tiny twitches. They were more like the loud impressions you get from boys with severe confidence issues trying to hit on girls.

    This, along with keeping track of simple odds really helped compensate for it being my first game.

    1. Re:up my 1st game by cgori · · Score: 1

      what's up ddt! drw from karl's linuxnet....
      good luck with the acting.

      and for the record, Abuse was just waaaay ahead of its time.

  130. Perfect Example by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm a fabulous poker player, and also a complete dumbass. Next theory, please!

  131. Other benefits by bkeeler · · Score: 1
    I've been playing online for a few months now, with mixed success. I wanted to touch on something I've not seen mentioned here yet, which is this: Playing poker can have real-life benefits for the typical geek.

    I'm a fairly introverted person, and I don't usually do well in confrontational situations. I once bought a car from a dealership and ended up paying full sticker price for it. Not because I don't intellectually understand the haggling process. I had read a book on how to buy cars, and went in armed with all the facts and figures I would need, fully prepared to bargain until I got a good deal. Or so I thought. When the time came, I just couldn't summon the necessary guts to confront the salesman.

    Since I started playing poker, however, I feel I've grown as a person. Poker is not just about odds, it's also about guts and aggression. This personal growth culminated a few weeks ago, when I landed a contract and actually haggled (Previously, I'd always just accepted what I was offered). I ended up settling for $20/hour more than I was originally offered. Not too shabby. That's made a difference of $1000 so far, with more to come. Compare that to the $100 or so I've won at the poker table.

    So I definitly recommend poker as therapy for introverted geeks!

    1. Re:Other benefits by cgori · · Score: 1

      An addendum to this: many geeks probably don't realize how often people lie in real life. When you poker, you are forced to lie (if you want to be successful in the long haul), and try to puzzle out when other people are lying.

      That turns out to be a pretty valuable skill.

  132. you're wrong about U of A poker bots by llimllib · · Score: 1
    First off, the U of A's bots (they have a bunch) do not play only one-on-one. Go download poki and play against them if you'd like. If you want to write a bot to play against their bots in limit ring games, just implement the online poker protocol and write a bot for it (or use their implementations. I wrote one in python, if you want it).

    Furthermore, their bots are good, and they have published the majority of how those bots work. Check it out.

  133. The guy is probably Robert Varkonyi by llimllib · · Score: 1
  134. Winning at Poker by sxmjmae · · Score: 1

    I found the best way to win at poker was to cheat. While learning poker I learned the slight of hand skill. This allowed me to pretty much deal myself a winning hand almost all the time. Works great at impressing your friends. Too bad most casinos around have a designated dealer. Luck is just to unpredictable to trust. Cheating, done correct, always pays off (for example the MIT Black Jack team).

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    1. Re:Winning at Poker by DarkKnightRadick · · Score: 1

      The MIT Black Jack team wasn't cheating though. Counting cards and calculating odds is not cheating. If it were no one would be allowed to play black jack or any other card game.

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  135. My CPAN Poker module... && other thoughts by *BBC*PipTigger · · Score: 1

    I got interested in Hold'Em several months ago. My natural inclination was to read books && write code. The result was this:

    http://Search.CPAN.Org/~pip/Games-Cards-Poker-1.2. 46QD4ax/Poker.pm

    I started calculating situational odds... exhausting some of the combinatorics. I wanted to do this as Free Software so that other GNU/Linux geeks could be helped to calc odds && make bots too. I figured I'd be able to make a simple CGI or ptk interface to the data which would be natural to use while playing online.

    But then I actually broke the ice && started playing. I played against friends a bunch of times && sat down at a nearby casino table once. I quickly realized that it's fscking boring to me. Even if I know a lot already && have an aptitude to learn how to become great... all the time I'd have to spend to weather the storms... all the time I'd have to just sit there "playing" would not be fun for me. I'd rather play PS2 or code or read.

    So, in my case, the computational challenge was fun && I hope my code can benefit others (let me know if you'd like additions to Poker.pm or if you'd like my CGI or ptk code... as I'd be glad to share it under GPL) but the time investment to actually make money doesn't seem worth it since I don't like the activity. I don't get paid all that much but I work on a job I love. Even if I could make a bit more playing Hold'Em, so far, I'd rather not.

    On another interesting note: There's been an emergent topic in this thread which I find perpetually interesting. Are programmers (or middle-class people in general) generally smarter than others, the majority, the masses, the lower-class? It seems to me that we know we are. We read more, study more, learn more, analyze, criticize, calculate, etc. because we constantly need to solve new && different problems. We're more on our toes... we're more savvy... progressive. We often identify with the intelligent Nipponese (through video games, anime, gadgets, sport bikes, sushi, manga, etc.) more than the bumbling drunken Mtv Madden war-minded pro-violence repressed-sex consumer sheeple attitude that is so prevalent around us.

    Maybe it is haughty. Maybe our responsibility is to our country && the world. We should strive to educate && illuminate our fellow United Statesians (apologies to all non-USians but I suffer as /. does from US-centricity because it is where I live && what I primarily know... shit && because we constantly reach all over && impact the whole rest of the world more than any other country). Some of our "intelligence" is of course rote knowledge like C++ object syntax or underlying problem-solving principles like design patterns or search/sort algorithms but people with a propensity for such things spend time cultivating those skills at the expense of others. So while we know how to map sometimes devastatingly enormous && complex spaghetti code into our minds completely, others are social virtuosos. They can be much better managers or salespeople etc. because they are good at appearing to be your friend. They're not so systematic && analytical... they have intuition about feelings, emotions, underlying motivations... they can encourage you to work hard for something you hardly care about or believe in... maybe they believe themselves if not just for a bigger paycheck. They are (generally) more adept than coders at human interaction / manipulation. Salespeople can convince customers that they need to buy products they hardly need for way more than they're worth with some crazy high interest loan that more than doubles the end cost.

    So who's smarter could be a matter of perspective. Geeks with few social skills might not relate well to each other or society because their affinity is for powerful &&/or optimized &&/or clever

  136. A reason for geeks to use botox by sageo · · Score: 1

    I wonder what sort of physical "enhancements" or rather at what point you're not allowed to play in some of these bigger shows. I mean, if hawkings decided to play poker there isn't anyway you can read him at the table, he's got the odds and numbers down better than anyone, and likely has a machine/person to handle his card, it's pure advantage!

  137. Strip poker by dankin · · Score: 1

    When I was a kid, the p0rn was not so widely spread. One of the first possibilities to see images of naked people of the opposite sex was to play strip poker for Apple II. That is how I learnt to play poker and I had to be good and patient player, if I wanted to win. And I wanted :)

  138. Re:Sure by cardshark2001 · · Score: 1
    I think many people with a background in an engineering/technical discipline is [my emphasis], in general, more mathematically inclined than the average person.

    Perhaps they are also less inclined towards grammar? :)

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  139. MIT Blackjack Team by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Not sure if this was posted or not, sorry if it was. I recently watched a 2 hour show on the Discovery Channel about this MIT Blackjack team. One of the former members has a website now called blackjackscience.com and it looks like he is offering seminars for $$$.

  140. Geez, wake up, people. by xethair · · Score: 1

    I am amazed this subthread grew so much. EVERYONE thinks they are smarter than average. The career may help provide convenient rationalizations, but that's the only real correlation. The only useful thing I know about people judging their own intelligence is this irony: the smartest people don't think they are that smart.

    1. Re:Geez, wake up, people. by Pii · · Score: 1
      This is Slashdot, and for the most part, everyone here is smarter than average. (That's not to say that /. isn't without it's share of idiots...)

      You don't think this crowd, collectively, fares better in intelligence than half of the people you would encounter randomly on the street?

      I'd take that bet in a heartbeat.

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  141. Ahem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is a "yay for linux" message board. Please try to stay on topic.

  142. THIS is Wisdom. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    There is nothing more infuriating that being sucked out at the River by a clown that had no business remaining in the hand.

    Here's the problem. I consider myself a really good "beginner" at Hold 'Em. I've prowled the low limit tables at the Horseshoe, the Luxor, and the Hard Rock down in Ft. Lauderdale, and I've never left the table with less than I showed up with.

    Within those parameters, I can play.

    How do you know when to step up to higher stakes?

    It's tempting to play the higher limit tables, thinking that the players there will be more seasoned, that they'll have a better understanding of the game, and that they'll be less likely to stay involved in hands that they shouldn't be in.

    The remaining issue is: What if I suck, and I only win because I suck less than the rest of the amateurs at the $2-4 tables?

    I guess the only thing to do is pony up, and get an answer to the question.

    1. Re:THIS is Wisdom. by tsg · · Score: 1

      There is nothing more infuriating that being sucked out at the River by a clown that had no business remaining in the hand.

      For every hand the clown beats you, you beat him many times over. You want him drawing to hands without odds. It's only a problem when you have a "conspiracy of callers": a number of people sucking out to where the odds of your top-pair or two-pair winning drop dramatically. My preferred method of dealing with this is to move to another table. But if that isn't an option, play looser before the flop and much tighter after. Realize that top pair is not likely to be the best hand. In a word: adjust.

      It's tempting to play the higher limit tables, thinking that the players there will be more seasoned, that they'll have a better understanding of the game, and that they'll be less likely to stay involved in hands that they shouldn't be in.

      The other side to that is the more experienced players won't be in the pots they don't have a chance to win, so the pot sizes go down (relative to the limits). More experienced players are harder to beat. But worse hands are more likely to win. Higher limits does not automatically mean better players, though. You'll still get a fair share of suckout dogs that just have more money.

      The remaining issue is: What if I suck, and I only win because I suck less than the rest of the amateurs at the $2-4 tables?

      You do ;-) But you won't get any better by playing worse players. It's like skiing: if you're not falling down, you're not learning. If you're consistently the best player at the table, you won't get any better.

      I guess the only thing to do is pony up, and get an answer to the question.

      My general rule is to have 30 big bets as a bank roll. At a .25-.50 game I bring $15. At a 3-6 game I bring $180. I won't move up to a higher limit until I've built that bankroll at the lower table. If you're playing 2-4 and want to move to 3-6, wait until you've won $180 playing 2-4. If you lose it, move back down and work your way up again. It's okay to lose providing you learn from it.

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  143. PokerRoom.com by Grifter · · Score: 1

    I have been playing poker for a few years now and have found pokerroom.com, they have a Java interface and it will work with any OS.