User: The Creator

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On: Diet of Fast Food and Candy May Cause Alzheimer's

By then you will no longer remember what the question was..

It actually applies to everything.

On: Electron Strobe Makes Movies of Atoms

It's just that the bigger something is, the less significant the uncertainty is.

It's a what now?

On: Compressed-Air Car Nears Trial

"It's a heat engine"

No it's not.

"Yes it is"

Allright then.. what's the heat source?

Well true..

On: LHC Forces Bookmaker To Lower Odds On the Existence of God

I don't wield much authority around here.

Oh easy..

On: Fuel Efficiency and Slow Driving?

Call a tow truck to yake your car back up the hill.

Hey you forgot the obvious:

On: Maryland Police Put Activists' Names On Terror List

terrorism-generic

Because we all know it's just a waste of resourses

On: 10 Percent of Colleges Check Applicants' Social Profiles

..to try to educate people like this.

ARRR!

On: Today Is International Talk Like a Pirate Day!

Not in the volumes they sell it in. Unless you already have two peg-legs, you'll never protect your bones by going there.

We be modern pirates, do m-pegs count?

Do

On: Trading the Markets With FOSS Software?

Well actually, the stock market has become quite attractivly priced lately.

Scientific papers

On: Tying Knots With Light

Why aren't they simply published on the internet, instead of some silly place that asks $18 for a pdf?

And the answer is:

On: LHC Success!

No.

Now i understand that some ppl are hell bent on saving humanity, but none of these methods benefit anyone.

Oh ffs..

On: Environmental Cost of Hybrids' Battery Recycling?

Assuming the person isn't using their own power generation

Now that's a pretty piss poor assumpion, considering these vehicles are hybrids. Don't you think?

Re:Oh Noes!

On: AT&T Slaps Family With a $19,370 Cell Phone Bill

I blame the fine print. They are so verbose that you could be agreeing to anything.

Yes, but having to sign it in blood should have made them suspicious!

Yes but..

On: Identifying a Culprit In a Bloodbath

How would you explain traces of all those ppl's hair at you place after?

Even spammers know..

On: Zebras Get Less Spam Than Aardvarks

Zebras already have big penises!

Sign me up!

On: GM Researching Windshields For Old Drivers

It blinds speed cameras when i'm speeding right?

Re:Remember in November.

On: Senate Passes Telecom Immunity Bill

Maybe you should start an american branch of the pirate party?

Re:sick and wrong

On: UK Approves Human-Pig Embryo Stem-Cell Harvest

This kind of experimentation only re-enforces that idea, that human beings are nothing but animals

So what are you suggesting that humans are then?

Re:well no..

On: Telecom Amnesty Foes On the Move

Assuming that the Nader voters ranked Nader first, Gore second, and Bush last

A reasonable assumption, but you neglect the possibility that many people(most prominently voters for other alternatives) see the lizards as similar enough, so that the risk of the wrong lizard winning, is not sufficent reason, not to try and break their power in the long term.

well no..

On: Telecom Amnesty Foes On the Move

It was actually the people who voted for Bush who did that.

I can see him running around and telling everyone:

On: Manager Disables Web Server by Sneaking Away Xbox

"Guys i've discovered a critical security risk!!"

"What is it then?"

"ME!!!!"

Was it just me?

On: Google Assists In Arrest Of Indian Man

Or did anyone else read the comments to that article with an indian accent?

Now there's your problem right there:

On: First Town In US To Become 100% Wind Powered

"Last time I checked then 1 million was 1 giga"

If you check again you might see that 1 million is 1 Mega.

Nasty..

On: WWII Colossus Codecracker Outdone by a German

The germans have shot themselves in their own CUNT?

Well..

On: Nanotube Body Armor Coming Soon

These could never be used against Japan..