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  1. Why you gotta be like that? on Taking Issue With The Outer Space Treaty · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Lawyer Claims To "Own" The Sun

    like water - photons aren't free
    by Virgiliu Pop
    Los Angeles - May 06, 2002

    They used to say - "only the Sun rises for free". Not anymore: in a move intended to expose the phony "extraterrestrial real estate" industry, a space lawyer "claimed" ownership of the Sun. "While it has become increasingly popular to 'buy' properties on the Moon and other planets, the claims of Mr. Dennis Hope of the Lunar Embassy and of other extraterrestrial real estate 'owners' and 'sellers' are ridiculous and without legal foundations" - declared Virgiliu Pop, a PhD Candidate at Glasgow University specialising in extraterrestrial property rights. "If they believe they can own a celestial body just because it has not been claimed before, and then sell it to the public, so can I say I own the Sun and charge the 'extraterrestrial owners' for solar energy".

    Mr. Hope's "Lunar Embassy" is the leader in the extraterrestrial real estate business, having "sold" extraterrestrial parcels to hundreds of thousands of people worldwide - but these claims are as valid as Monopoly money. "It is indeed a celestial Monopoly game" - says Mr. Pop, whose scientific papers on extraterrestrial property rights were published in the "Space Policy" journal - "and now, I 'own' the 'electrical company' on the game board".

    Mr. Pop registered his claim over the Sun on April 28th, 2001, with the Archimedes Institute Claim Registration Office, registry that has been used also by Mr. Gregory Nemitz in registering his claim over asteroid Eros. "In February 2001, Mr. Nemitz sent NASA an invoice for the parking/storage fee for the NEAR Shoemaker spacecraft, that landed on 'his' property. I can use this example and start charging Mr. Hope and the other extraterrestrial property 'owners' for the use of the sunlight - now that I 'own' the Sun. "The main question is not the legality of owning real estate in outer space" - says Virgiliu Pop; "in the case of Mr. Hope one should primarily questions the means for gaining ownership. I do deal in my thesis with the question whether one may own real estate on the moon; what I question is whether the Moon belongs to Mr. Hope".

    Ownership involves not only rights, but also responsibilities; however, Mr. Pop declared himself not liable for any damage caused by "his" property in the form of skin cancer, sunstroke, solar flares, etc.

    "People should wear protective sun screen, sun glasses, sun hat and drink plenty of water in order to avoid these inconveniences - but, if somebody were to sue me for damage provoked by the Sun, I do not think any court would be that unwise to consider their claims. By recognizing that I am responsible for the damage from the Sun, the court would implicitly recognize that I do indeed own the Sun - which is ridiculous".

    In his claim over the Moon, Mr. Hope sees the silence from the authorities - such as the United Nations - as maintaining his extraterrestrial claims. What do the United Nations think of Mr. Pop's claim over the Sun?

    Last year, while at a space congress, Mr. Pop had a laugh with one of the officials from the UN Office for Outer Space Affairs, that jokingly introduced him to another official as "The Man who Owns the Sun".

    "Should I consider this as recognition from the UN of my property over the Sun"? - asks Mr. Pop? "I don't think so - as I don't think that the silence of the UN regarding Mr. Hope's claims over the Moon is to be interpreted as acquiescence". "The United Nations are dealing with too important problems for them to bother with such trivial claims. They do not send formal protests to any individual claiming to own a celestial body, as France does not send "cease and desist" letters to any individual claiming to be Napoleon".

    "I want to assure the public that I do not actually believe I own the Sun" - said Mr. Pop. "My concept of ownership over the Sun is relative. I mean, I own it as much or as little as Mr. Hope owns the Moon. If he owns the Moon, so do I own the Sun. If he does not own the Moon, neither do I own the Sun. If the public believes that they can buy moon plots from Mr. Hope and his subsidiaries - then they should regard me as the owner of the Sun. I, for one, intended this move only to show how ridiculous a property rights system in outer space would be if it were to be based solely on claim unsubstantiated by any actual possession. I made this claim precisely in order to be denied!"

    Would Mr. Pop change his mind and start charging earthlings for the use of his rays? "Unlikely" - he says - "as there are no means for me enforcing my claims". "Unfortunately, the only sun-blocking instrument in existence is owned by Mr. Burns, Homer Simpson's boss - and it is unlikely I can get it from him."

  2. Secondary Bootylicious post! on Wireless Congestion · · Score: -1

    Yeaaah baby, feel the looove.

  3. Re:Sounds pretty cool on Toshiba e740 Pocket PC · · Score: -1

    Pisty Frost claimed! I love myself in a non-platonic manner (often).

  4. It's all Micro$oft's fault on When Should File Formats Be Placed in the Public Domain? · · Score: 0, Informative

    Microsoft obtained a patent on the ASF (Active Stream Format) audio file format on March 21, 2000. The patent is entitled: "Active stream format for holding multiple media streams."

    Here is the abstract:

    An active stream format is defined and adopted for a logical structure that encapsulates multiple data streams. The data streams may be of different media. The data of the data streams is partitioned into packets that are suitable for transmission over a transport medium. The packets may include error correcting information. The packets may also include clock licenses for dictating the advancement of a clock when the data streams are rendered. The format of ASF facilitates flexibility and choice of packet size and in specifying maximum bit rate at which data may be rendered. Error concealment strategies may be employed in the packetization of data to distribute portions of samples to multiple packets. Property information may be replicated and stored in separate packets to enhance its error tolerance. The format facilitates dynamic definition of media types and the packetization of data in such dynamically defined data types within the format.
    Microsoft forced Avery Lee, a free software developer to revoke support for the ASF format from his "VirtualDub" GPL-ed video editing/capture program. Here is Mr. Lee's description of his encounter with Microsoft (from Advogato article, referenced below):

    "Today I received a polite phone call from a fellow at Microsoft who works in the Windows Media group. He informed me that Microsoft has intellectual property rights on the ASF format and told me that, although I had reverse engineered it, the implementation was still illegal since it infringed on Microsoft patents."
    Linux World News aptly commented on the effect of file-format patents on the future of free software (article referenced below):

    "Microsoft is claiming patent protection on a file format. It is not at all hard to see what could happen with an extension of that claim. Any serious word processor in the commercial world has to be able to cope, somehow, with the numerous variations of Microsoft's Word format. If that format were to come under patent protection, programs like StarOffice, ApplixWare, and WordPerfect could lose the ability to work with Word files. That would not bode well for their future market share.
    Intellectual property laws increasingly look like the tool of choice for those who wish to fight against free software. The ability to patent file formats, if it stands up, adds greatly to the power of this weapon. This is a worrisome development indeed."

  5. Re:M$ is doomed on What's the Business Case for Microsoft and Open Source? · · Score: -1

    I rather like "Score: -2, Retard"

  6. Pisty Frost for the evils of M$ on What's the Business Case for Microsoft and Open Source? · · Score: -1

    P-A-R-T.... Why? Because I gotta!

  7. First Clone Post on Moving towards Mozilla 1.0 · · Score: -1

    everybody who gives a shit, please raise your hand....

    looks like a parapalegic conference.

  8. I got hardware problems on Palm m100s - A Pattern of Defects? · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Mine burns when I go, and drips a lot.

  9. pisty frost on FreeBSD 4.6 Release Delayed · · Score: -1, Troll

    I'm a dirty dirty dawg

  10. Hambergers on 3D Visualization Moves Forward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    i love them. Yay for dead cow flesh!

  11. Re:What about respawns? on Augmented Reality Quake · · Score: 0

    the above would equal a lot less fat geeks.

  12. Re:That is absolutely horrible. on Notebook Cooling Strategies · · Score: 0

    5 times per day = 5*365 = ~1800 open/close cycles per year. This is more than 10 years.

    sucka!

  13. Not on David Packard Writes HP Epitaph · · Score: -1, Troll

    Prist Foast sucka!

  14. First What's Happening Post on Anti-Competitive Behavior in the Printer Industry? · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Rerun was my sex god.

  15. Darth Vader and the red button on Spidey Knocks Out Harry Potter at Box Office · · Score: 1

    He's got a green button and red button. What do they do?

    I bet the green one produces burritos!

  16. So Narrow! on Sewage To Be Turned Into H · · Score: 1

    Slim! Tight! mmmmm good.

  17. I think this could be a big thing on G4: The Pong Channel? · · Score: 1

    I've often thought that this could be a good idea. Games can be programmed to have a spectator aspect to them. I mean lets face it, we can make a video game that is fun to play and pretty much looks just like two guys beating the shit out of each other. That's Entertainment!

  18. Re:yeah right... on Attack of the Clones: Less Plastic Crap, More Story? · · Score: 1

    I must be getting old, that sounds like a more interesting movie.

  19. Re:WHAT PRIVACY??? I think I'll enjoy a FALAFEL WR on Do You Know Where Your Privacy Is? · · Score: 1

    I need a good chili recipe. One for really hot chili with beans!

  20. Re:Go Mozilla Anyways! on Don't Hit That Back Button · · Score: 1

    Does anyone know why Mozilla now gives me the IE finger? I want Mozilla to give me the netscape finger.

  21. First What's happening post on Teaching Linux/Unix Basics to Microsoft Junkies? · · Score: 1

    dy-no-mite!

  22. Re:news flash on The Lure of Heroinware · · Score: 1

    Hey! I don't have a problem...

  23. Re:USPTO Search on Questions over the Windows Trademark · · Score: 1

    Sorry, this is the one we are really interested in:

    Word Mark WINDOWS
    Goods and Services IC 009. US 021 023 026 036 038. G & S: Computer programs for use in automobiles, namely, computer programs for monitoring automobile performance, for mapping and navigation, for electronic mail and wireless communications, for maintaining personal directories, contact lists, address and telephone number lists; operating system programs and utilities; computer programs for wallet-sized personal computers, namely, personal information manager programs with calendars, contact information files and to do lists; programs for facilitating voice, text and pen input; access programs for global communication networks; computer programs for accessing global communication networks and displaying content therefrom; and computer programs for use with hand-held computers, namely, operating system and utility programs; a full line of business application programs for use with hand-held computers. FIRST USE: 19840000. FIRST USE IN COMMERCE: 19840000
    Mark Drawing Code (1) TYPED DRAWING
    Serial Number 75980682
    Filing Date October 10, 1996
    Filed ITU FILED AS ITU
    Published for Opposition April 28, 1998
    Owner (APPLICANT) Microsoft Corporation CORPORATION WASHINGTON One Microsoft Way Redmond WASHINGTON 980526399
    Attorney of Record WILLIAM O. FERRON JR
    Prior Registrations 1872264;1875069;1989386;2005901;AND OTHERS
    Type of Mark TRADEMARK
    Register PRINCIPAL-2(F)
    Live/Dead Indicator LIVE

  24. Re:USPTO Search on Questions over the Windows Trademark · · Score: 1

    Interestingly enough I found this with a simple search on that site:

    Word Mark WINDOWS XP
    Goods and Services IC 041. US 100 101 107. G & S: providing software user training and tutorials over computer networks and global communication networks; education and training services, namely, conducting classes and seminars in the field of computers and computer programs
    Mark Drawing Code (1) TYPED DRAWING
    Serial Number 78043951
    Filing Date January 19, 2001
    Filed ITU FILED AS ITU
    Published for Opposition March 5, 2002
    Owner (APPLICANT) Microsoft Corporation CORPORATION WASHINGTON One Microsoft Way Redmond WASHINGTON 980526399
    Attorney of Record William O. Ferron, Jr.
    Prior Registrations 1872264;1875069;AND OTHERS
    Disclaimer NO CLAIM IS MADE TO THE EXCLUSIVE RIGHT TO USE "WINDOWS" APART FROM THE MARK AS SHOWN
    Type of Mark SERVICE MARK
    Register PRINCIPAL-2(F)-IN PART
    Live/Dead Indicator LIVE
    Distinctiveness Limitation Statement as to "WINDOWS"

    Doesn't it say right there that there is no exclusive claim to use "windows"?

  25. Re:Swap meets. on Low-end Laptops? · · Score: 1

    I'm wondering why the post I'm replying to has been modded -1 troll ? It's funny.