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David Packard Writes HP Epitaph

ewhac writes "David W. Packard, son of HP's co-founder of the same name, obviously has some strong feelings on the merger between HP and Compaq. Today he shared those feelings on a poster put up in the lobby at the Stanford Theatre. The text of his message appears below. David W. Packard is president of The Stanford Theatre Foundation, a non-profit organization formed in the 1980's to save the classic Stanford Theatre in Palo Alto, CA, from destruction. He is also the son of HP co-founder David Packard, and has been very close to the company and The HP Way."

ewhac continues: "Today, he shared his thoughts on the merger in the form of a poster placed in the Stanford Theatre lobby:

Hewlett Packard
1938 -- 2002
R.I.P.

The Stanford Theatre still exists today only because of the employees of the Hewlett Packard Company. Without their achievements over the years, there would have been no foundation to purchase and restore this theatre.

Palo Alto might have had one more book store, or perhaps another restaurant. Architects had plans ready for a new "Casablanca Cafe" at this location when the Packard Foundation rescued the theater in 1987.

The Hewlett Packard Company was founded in 1938 in a garage on Addison Street only a few blocks from where you are now standing. Back then, the Stanford Theatre was showing brand new movies. In 1938 you could have seen Cary Grant and Katharine Hepburn in Bringing Up Baby and Holiday . You could have seen Errol Flynn in The Adventures of Robin Hood . You could have seen Alice Faye, Don Ameche, Ethel Merman, and Tyrone Power in Alexander's Ragtime Band . You could have seen Jimmy Stewart and Jean Arthur in Frank Capra's You Can't Take It With You . You still can see these same movies at the Stanford Theatre. Our audiences know that they are truly timeless.

The HP Way also touched many people's lives. Most of us expected that it would last forever -- that it would prove as timeless as a Frank Capra movie. But those entrusted with the duty to safeguard it have exercised their legal right to make another choice. Dura lex, sed lex. The law is harsh, but it is the law.

HP employees are now on a new ship, being taken on a new voyage. The company has even changed its stock symbol to HPQ to stress that the "old" HP is gone. For the sake of the surviving employees, of course I hope for a good outcome. But it is hard to imagine that their leaders can invent something better than what they left behind.

David W. Packard
The Stanford Theatre Foundation.

"The San Jose Mercury News also has a short article about Packard's message.

"Editorial Content: HP's road to the merger has been the subject of much lunchtime controversy out here. As one of the "founders" of Silicon Valley, Hewlett Packard has for decades been a highly respected institution who earned their reputation through solid engineering and research, and by creating a legendary workplace envied the world over.

"Especially in the Valley, people within and without HP came to feel as David Packard did; that The HP Way would survive management fads and fickle stockholders, and serve as a lasting example of How To Do It Right. But HP's current management has won the right to move onward; to where, no one is sure.

"Though the company is still there, the HP mythos and The HP Way seem to be gone. All anyone can do now is watch and see what happens next."

384 comments

  1. Bulletin Boards circa 1920 by swiftfoot · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    You would think that someone affiliated with such a large technology company would find a more hitech (and effective) way to explain his protests. This reminds me of Martin Luther nailing his 95 Thesis to the church door at Wittenberg.

    1. Re:Bulletin Boards circa 1920 by mosha · · Score: 2, Insightful

      More high-tech and effective than Slashdot ? Come on...

    2. Re:Bulletin Boards circa 1920 by stoolpigeon · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Right. Just like Martin Luther - changing the course of history and having an immeasurable impact on the worl we live in today.

      Oops. It's not like that at all. It's this rich kid who's bummed because his dad sold out but wanted to retain control. Look at what he says,

      "The HP Way also touched many people's lives. Most of us expected that it would last forever -- that it would prove as timeless as a Frank Capra movie. But those entrusted with the duty to safeguard it have exercised their legal right to make another choice. Dura lex, sed lex. The law is harsh, but it is the law. "

      The HP Way would last forever? What kind of delusional ego trip were these people on.

      Just what kind of religion was this HP Way? Apparently one that worships in old movie theaters.

      This whole thing reaks of much of what is wrong with this country.

      .

      --
      It's hard to believe that's how Micronians are made. Why don't we see it right now by having you both kiss one another?
    3. Re:Bulletin Boards circa 1920 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not like that was noticed.

    4. Re:Bulletin Boards circa 1920 by hanakj · · Score: 0

      Yeah, but it worked, and Lutherans are still here today.

    5. Re:Bulletin Boards circa 1920 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What a friggin idiot.

      THe HP Way is about respect for people and an egalitarian work environment. Clueless morons like you are what's wrong with this country.

    6. Re:Bulletin Boards circa 1920 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Remember, Don Knuth is a Lutheran.

  2. HP is going to be ok... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    They spammed me yesterday and told me so.

    1. Re:HP is going to be ok... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Get over it, their roadmap giving all of the soon to be dead products lists almost all HP ones.

      HP, welcome to Houston, Texas. Enjoy the higher standard of living.

    2. Re:HP is going to be ok... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Never leave a woman in charge of a smart company.

  3. Scribbled at bottom: by Chagatai · · Score: 4, Funny
    For a good time, call Carly Fiorina at 800-HPQ-SUCKS.

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    --Chag
    1. Re:Scribbled at bottom: by ErikTheRed · · Score: 3, Funny

      Is it just me, or does Carly Fiorina look disturbingly like Carmela Soprano?

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      Help save the critically endangered Blue Iguana
    2. Re:Scribbled at bottom: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just like the Soprano's ...she moves in and bankrupts the place BA-DA Bing BA-DA Boom

    3. Re:Scribbled at bottom: by zpengo · · Score: 2

      Who's H.P.Q., and is she cute?

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      Got Rhinos?
  4. Excuse me, by stoolpigeon · · Score: 0, Insightful

    while I don't shed a tear for the end of the "HP Way". What a bunch of rubbish.

    Want to get sentimental or emotionally involved in something? Want to invest time, money and personal effort in something?

    There are a ton of needs that are of much greater importance than any theater or corporate entity. I know - feel said for many multimillionares who don't see all their dreams realized as much as the next guy. But give me a break.

    Comapanies, countries, societys come and go. Deal with it.

    .

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    It's hard to believe that's how Micronians are made. Why don't we see it right now by having you both kiss one another?
    1. Re:Excuse me, by Ultracrepidarian · · Score: 3, Interesting

      During 15 years as an IT manager I dealt with a lot of companies. In my mind, I assigned each a BSQ, or Bullshit Quotient. HP employees were the only ones who always had the guts to tell me "We can't do that" if they did not have a solution for me. I found that refreshing.

      Have fun in your Brave New World.

    2. Re:Excuse me, by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You, sir, are an idiot.

      Do you work flux hours? You can thank the HP-Way for that.

      In fact, much of the relaxed environment we enjoy today in the high-tech realm can be traced right back to Hewlett and Packard, and the HP Way you spit upon.

      Would you rather a tech environment modelled after 50's-style IBM (suits, shirts, stuffy everything...and forget about flux hours)?

    3. Re:Excuse me, by costas · · Score: 2

      As a Stanford grad, I have to disagree (HP grew out of Stanford and vice versa). Messrs Packard and Hewlett spent a very big chunk of their fortune on philanthropy, medical research, and education. They build a company that showed respect for its employees, that flourished on enterprise and innovation and that spurred the community that surrounded to flourish too. Never mind the fact that HP was the spark that ignited Silicon Valley.

      Corporations should not, as a rule, be anthropomorphosized by mourning their passing or by promising unconditional loyalty. However, HP is (alas, was) one of the exceptions to that rule. HP is dead, long live HP...

    4. Re:Excuse me, by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Do you work flux hours?

      Does that have anything to do with flux capacitors?

    5. Re:Excuse me, by GSloop · · Score: 3, Insightful

      What I see David Packard as crying over was NOT HIS dreams or needs, but the EMPLOYEES of HP.

      If he is right, HP will probably be a dying company. One that was great fun to work for from all accounts. It had upper-management that required respect for the employees and that rolled downhill...all the way to the lowest rungs of the company.

      As Eccl. in the bible says...
      I paraphrase.
      "It's all been done before. You'll never REALLY do anything new. But the one thing you can have some solace in...Your work. Do a good job, and take pride in it."

      HP allowed many to do that, while also working for someone else. That's a rare treat in todays mega-corp world.

      That's why we're sad to see HP change and the old way die. Perhaps it's inevitable, but still sad.

      Cheers!

    6. Re:Excuse me, by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There are a ton of needs that are of much greater importance than any theater or corporate entity.

      I suppose you mean humanitarian problems,
      eh?

      But


      Comapanies, countries, societys come and go.


      People get born, get diseases and
      die horrible deaths. Deal with it.
      :)

  5. Oh boohoo by K. · · Score: 2, Insightful

    If I didn't shed a tear for DEC, I'm hardly likely to do so for HP.

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    -- Proud descendant of semi-nomadic cattle-herders.
    1. Re:Oh boohoo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The DEC was already in coma for a long time before the death. While HP was a young athlate winning medals. That is the difference.

    2. Re:Oh boohoo by blamanj · · Score: 2

      You realize, of course, that HP *is* DEC. Compaq acquired DEC, and HP has now merged with Compaq. There's some Tandem bloat in there too, along with some lesser seasonings.

    3. Re:Oh boohoo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      cocksucker

    4. Re:Oh boohoo by benedict · · Score: 1

      That's absolutely true! But maybe you should
      have shed a tear for DEC. Unix was invented on
      a DEC machine.

      --
      Ben "You have your mind on computers, it seems."
    5. Re:Oh boohoo by K. · · Score: 2

      I was aware of that, thanks. Up until about a year ago, I worked almost exclusively on Alphas running VMS.

      My point was that DEC were a much cooler company than HP, so feh to HP. Feh I say.

      --
      -- Proud descendant of semi-nomadic cattle-herders.
  6. Quite tasteful by huckda · · Score: 5, Insightful

    David Packard illustrated, imho, The HP Way.
    By tastefully posting a brief of his position and doing so without mud-slinging. Props to Junior.

    --
    "Just Smile and Nod." --Huck
    1. Re:Quite tasteful by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Troll

      Is that the same bullshit "HP Way" that charges me $50 for a new inkjet cartridge?

    2. Re:Quite tasteful by coene · · Score: 1, Troll

      Yes, but its also the "Xerox way", "Lexmark way", "Canon way", "Epson way", and now the "HPQ way".

      If you dont want to pay for ink, I suggest you hire foriegn slaves to do your printing with crayon. Thats the "American way".

    3. Re:Quite tasteful by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Yes, but its also the "Xerox way", "Lexmark way", "Canon way", "Epson way", and now the "HPQ way".

      Ya know, if you'd just left it at that, your post would have been short, succinct, and to the point.


      If you dont want to pay for ink, I suggest you hire foriegn slaves to do your printing with crayon. Thats the "American way".



      Instead ya gotta get in that gratuitous slam. I guess that's the "Slashdot Way".

    4. Re:Quite tasteful by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, a lot of times I'll see a post where the first half makes a lot of sense, and the last half is just superfluous hostility and crudeness. Can't we all just get along, you goddamn sons (and daughters) of whores!?

    5. Re:Quite tasteful by GSloop · · Score: 1

      Perhaps you think it's a "gratuitous slam" but I don't.

      It might not be the topic at hand, but us Americans are very beholden to such practices.

      How do you think your Levi's Dockers got made? (I'm wearing a pair right now...so I'm as guilty as the next guy/gal.)

      Now how about your Nike shoes?

      Perhaps we're basically forced to this way of life, but I for one, if there were a way,to guarantee someone has a decent job, would pay more.

      Cheers!

    6. Re:Quite tasteful by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you dont want to pay for ink, I suggest you hire foriegn slaves to do your printing with crayon. Thats the "American way".

      Works great, by the way. It just takes a while for your print jobs to get back to you.

    7. Re:Quite tasteful by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Perhaps you think it's a "gratuitous slam" but I don't.

      It might not be the topic at hand,

      Which is precisely what makes it gratuitous.



    8. Re:Quite tasteful by JWhitlock · · Score: 1
      David Packard illustrated, imho, The HP Way. By tastefully posting a brief of his position and doing so without mud-slinging. Props to Junior.

      He also spent millions on full page ads denouncing the deal, insinuated that the two CEOs were pursuing a merger for huge bonuses, and sued to stop the merger. It's hard to claim he's a graceful loser when he used every tactic he had to win (including what some would call mud-slinging).

    9. Re:Quite tasteful by itp · · Score: 2

      That was Walter Hewlett, not David Packard, no?

    10. Re:Quite tasteful by JWhitlock · · Score: 2
      That was Walter Hewlett, not David Packard, no?

      Ah - you are right. Where is that "remove comment" feature when you need it?

    11. Re:Quite tasteful by Super+Gimpy · · Score: 1, Informative

      Imaging that, you actually have to pay fair market value for your ink cartridge. You don't have to buy it.

      Having been an HP tech (SB1104) for about a decade, I can tell you that the HP Way was all about treating employes fairly, building loyalty, and having managers that have a clue.

      HP promoted from within. Engineers became managers of engineers. There were always people around to guide, advise, and mentor.

      Try finding that now.

      My IT department is currently managed by a former assistant hotel manager. About as clue free, and clue proof as you can get.

    12. Re:Quite tasteful by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't worry, the moderators will correct your mistake. They'll remove your comment down to MINUS ONE!!!

    13. Re:Quite tasteful by benedict · · Score: 2

      Laser printing has a much lower per-page cost
      than inkjet printing.

      --
      Ben "You have your mind on computers, it seems."
    14. Re:Quite tasteful by Chris+Y+Taylor · · Score: 2

      There is such a way.

      It is called Communism.

      I think they are still doing it in Cuba.

    15. Re:Quite tasteful by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Walter Hewlett did, too, by making sure that reality was served.

    16. Re:Quite tasteful by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It seems the real issue here is fear of change. I am an ex-DECkie and I admint that when the wheels of change finaly rolled over DEC I was depressed. To see the inovation and "DEC way" get flattened by an industry giant was sad to me. However, instead of waving my arms and stomping on the ground in a temper tantrum (which this post is full of) I happened to chance at grasping the change as opportunity. Since then I have noticed that the "DEC way" survived in the hearts of many in the new Compaq company much as will the "HP WAY". That is if it is profitable. Compaq has for years driven change into an industry that is repressed by Uniqs (yes geldings)... castrated by fear of change all I hear is how evil Microsoft is this.... how superior Unix that... and yet Compaq has been profitable...hmmmm I wonder how that is so?

      Well here is a clue.. you have NO control of your destiny when you are an employee. Yes it is nice to have the facad of some socialistic "WAY" that your company manages itself but the bottom line is the bottom line. If you cant be profitable, then you can't have employees. Compaq with its inovation and engineering has EARNED its market share not based on any idealistic management strategy but by understanding that nothing stays the same and it is better to be part of the change than trying to catch up to it (much like HP has done in the past ten years). And the result? HP needed to bolster its position in the industry after losing market share to other more inovative companies. Just look at DELL, they sell "just in time technology" translated: Lets not stay on the inovation curve but lets stay just below it. For PC's it is profitable, for servers it is insane. Insane for the customer to fall into this BS sales tactic because the cost of the server is NOT the initial price... it IS about the TOTAL cost of owning it. Well, rereading my post it seems I am rambling.

      Dont be caught up in idealistic ways... that is the sole reason Unix is falling to Windows. Get off of your butts and change the industry, quit whining about Gates and kick his ass with inovation. Sorry to say but the likes of SUN and EMC are not grasping the concept that change is inevitable.

      -me

    17. Re:Quite tasteful by Storm+Damage · · Score: 1

      Also the same "HP Way" that dictates the workers on it's cash-cow production lines should labor in nearly sweat-shop conditions at subsidiary manufacturing plants (where's its shielded from ownership or employer responsibility) for barely a living wage, and works very hard to break up any attempts to unionize by targeting the squeaky wheels for layoffs.

  7. interesting by tps12 · · Score: 2, Interesting
    I noticed lex, sed lex: anyone care to enlighten me on the Latin origins of these and other common Unix utilities?

    IAC, I'm not surprised he is sad to see HP go. Fuck, we are all sad. But there is some good to be found.

    Remember our mutual enemy: Microsoft. And the enemy of our enemy is also our friend, in this case. In other words, Microsoft is a huge company. Only by creating a company huge enough to battle it (Linux is too small right now, but maybe they will get bought by HPaq!) may we triumph. It is the American Way.

    HP and Compaq have already gotten themselves behind the Linux movement. Linus himself even suggested once that perhaps Linux should change its name to ComPHux, IIRC. This is great news for every true geek out there, and a Good Thing (tm).

    --

    Karma: Good (despite my invention of the Karma: sig)
    1. Re:interesting by Daffy+Duck · · Score: 2

      Possibly.

      But all it will take is one judge to let Microsoft off the hook for them to once again be bulletproof. If Microsoft says to what is now the world's largest PC manufacturer "drop Linux or we'll triple your Windows licensing fees", how long do you think our enemy's enemy will be our friend?

      It will be at least two and a half more years before the Justice Department will have the balls to stand up to MS. Until then, they're still one gavel-strike away from absolute power.

    2. Re:interesting by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      WTF is this score 2? This is stupid. Linux is not a company that can be bought by HP. And Microsoft already has huge enemies, they are AOL Time Warner and Sun Microsystems.

    3. Re:interesting by rjamestaylor · · Score: 1
      noticed [Dura] lex, sed lex: anyone care to enlighten me on the Latin origins of these and other common Unix utilities?

      Are you trolling or just not real observant? The translation of the phrase Dura lex, sed lex is given in the text: The law is hard, but it is the law.

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      -- @rjamestaylor on Ello
    4. Re:interesting by -=Izzy=- · · Score: 1

      Dura lex, sed lex translated from latin is
      the law is hard, but it is the law

      check out this pagefor more translations of Favourite Latin Sayings

    5. Re:interesting by Sheetrock · · Score: 1
      What corporation that you know of would you believe to be so altruistic that if it managed to work itself into a position like Microsoft's it wouldn't use its power just as ruthlessly?

      I wouldn't bank on HPQ any more than I'd bank on, say, Sun, IBM, Apple, or AOL/Time-Warner. It just doesn't seem like fairly treating the customer fits into the computer industry, particularly if you look at the prevalence of horrible EULAs, copy protection, and the number of hardware companies rolling in these digital-rights schemes. Honestly, you don't believe that they'd tighten the screws on us as soon as Microsoft was unseated? Or do you think we'll have a Plan B (Linux) by then?

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      Try not. Do or do not, there is no try.
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    6. Re:interesting by Jonathunder · · Score: 3, Informative

      "Dura lex sed lex" -- an old legal maxim meaning the law is hard but it is the law.

    7. Re:interesting by tuxedokamen · · Score: 1

      "dura lex, sed lex"
      "Harsh (is) the law, but (it is) the law"

      dura = harsh
      lex = law
      sed = but

    8. Re:interesting by jvj24601 · · Score: 1

      I noticed lex, sed lex: anyone care to enlighten me on the Latin origins of these

      " The law is hard, but it's the law " (or something like that)

    9. Re:interesting by red5 · · Score: 2

      Are you trolling or just not real observant? The translation of the phrase Dura lex, sed lex is given in the text: The law is hard, but it is the law.

      He's doing neither, lex is also a unix command. He's asking if it was named in latin and if so how many other unix commands are also named in latin.

      --
      I know I'm going to hell, I'm just trying to get good seats.
    10. Re:interesting by xZAQx · · Score: 1

      Linux is too small right now, but maybe they will get bought by HPaq!

      Are you joking, or just an imbecile?

      How the fuck could HPaq buy Linux. You even said "they." Linux isn't a company! You can't buy it!

      If you could buy it, we would have been bought and smothered by MSoft YEARS ago.

      --

      We dance to all the wrong songs.
      --Refused.
    11. Re:interesting by bigfleet · · Score: 1

      I noticed lex, sed lex: anyone care to enlighten me on the Latin origins of these and other common Unix utilities?



      It's coincidence, I believe.

      (Dura means hard, but that's not in question.)
      sed Unix -> stream editor, Latin -> "but"
      lex Unix -> program generator, Latin -> "law"

      I don't see that much connection here. But it is kind of interesting to see the overlap. I wonder what other nifty short latin words ended up with utilities?
    12. Re:interesting by christooley · · Score: 1

      Well... Duralex is a kind of condom. I'm not sure what Sedlex is. :)

    13. Re:interesting by jjoyce · · Score: 1

      sed stands for stream editor and lex is a tool for creating lexical scanners. They are not based on Latin.

    14. Re:interesting by stevef · · Score: 1

      sed == Stream EDitor
      lex == lexical analyzer

      Neither come from a latin origin as far as I know.

      -Steve

    15. Re:interesting by BusterB · · Score: 2

      sed is an abbreviation for 'streaming editor', a coincidence. lex is short for 'lexical analyzer generator', for which lexical is rooted in latin, but not related here.

    16. Re:Interesting by Leus · · Score: 0
      It's kind of like my highschool. It certainly wan't/b> a great place, and won't be winning any awards for education


      Yup, agree.
    17. Re:interesting by jtshaw · · Score: 1

      sed = Stream EDitor. It is not taken from the Latin, it is basically an acronym.

      lex is short for lexical analyser aka a language parser. The strict dictionary definition of Lexical is something related to the words, vocab, or morphemes of a language. Basically what lex lets you do is parse a file based on certain rules which you define in a lex file. This is how languages like Perl and LISP were orginially created.

      If you ever learn about compilers you will see Lexical Analysis is a stage in the process.

      As far as I know there are no UNIX command based directly on latin words.

    18. Re:interesting by Creedo · · Score: 1

      Um, lex is latin:
      lex legis f. [a set form of words , contract, covenant, agreement]; 'leges pacis', [conditions of peace]; esp. [a law, proposed by a magistrate as a bill, or passed and statutory]; 'legem iubere', [to accept or pass a bill]; in gen., [a precept, rule].

      In the case of 'lexical,' it is using the final definition. A lexical analyzer uses rules to generate a program.

      Creedo

      --
      All that is necessary for the triumph of good is that evil men do nothing.
    19. Re:interesting by mansemat · · Score: 1

      In *nix:

      sed = "Stream EDitor"
      lex = "LEXical Analyzer"

      I don't think they were going for a "latin" theme for program names, they just used names that worked.

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    20. Re:interesting by kalidasa · · Score: 1

      Lex is Latin for "law," and is related to the indo-european root for "speak," *leg- (hence "lexical"). Sed is Latin for "but." The "lex sed lex" part of the quote is the part that means "but [the] law [is] [the] law" (explaining why there are no words for "the" and "is" in there, and why the word for "but" comes between the two words in Latin, rather than before both as in English, would be very complicated).

      It should be noted that David Packard the younger has been a huge supporter of the study of Latin, helping to design the Ibycus computer that was used for early Greek and Latin lexical research, among other things.

    21. Re:interesting by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Looks like YOU are the imbecile!

      YHBT. YHL. DHAND. The "D" stands for "don't"

    22. Re:interesting by interiot · · Score: 2

      sed -- stream editor
      lex -- lexical analyzer

    23. Re:interesting by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      This was modded up to 4!
      Moderators, please put down the +2 crack pipe or moderation and read the damn post.
      A couple of notes:

      1. No, we are not all sad.


      2. Thanks for informing us that MS is a huge company.


      3. Linux cannot be bought by anyone! Truly you are an idiot of the highest order and have no clue what you are talking about.


      4. I really doubt that Linus ever said such a thing, IIRC.



      The mods on /. suck today, and lately in general, but this is just pathetic.
    24. Re:interesting by Iron+Eagle · · Score: 1

      Thank you for the clarity.

    25. Re:interesting by buffy · · Score: 2
      Linux is too small right now, but maybe they will get bought by HPaq!

      Curious, exactly what would you be purchasing to get Linux? Short of Linus' soul, one cannot simply go out and buy to own Linux whole. It is possible to purchase or develop a distriubtion of Linux, but not the whole shebang.

      What would, perhaps, be interesting is to see HPQ purchase a Linux distro like RedHat, and leverage it to boost Linux, but given recent history that is not a guaranteed success for either Linux OR HPQ.

      Just my $0.02.

    26. Re:interesting by EnVisiCrypt · · Score: 1

      *Ahem*

      That's Durex. Get out much?

      --


      *everything* is Orwellian to cats.
    27. Re:interesting by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, a big DNLS FFNK EMLSSA to you too, buddy!

    28. Re:interesting by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well versed on condom brands, are we? Maybe you get out *too* much... (or is that "put out too much")

    29. Re:interesting by Sly+Mongoose · · Score: 2
      Linus himself even suggested once that perhaps Linux should change its name to ComPHux...
      Uh, ComPHux??? I shudder to think how that would be pronounced...
    30. Re:interesting by kidlinux · · Score: 1

      (Linux is too small right now, but maybe they will get bought by HPaq!)

      First of all, Linux isn't for sale. That's part of how the GPL works, and partially why Microsoft can't take it down.
      Secondly, when talking about Linux, there is no they. With all the people working on it, and with all its different forms, it can barely be considered a single entity. You refer to it as business or corporation that can be bought. It is not and can not be any of those things.

      --
      -kidlinux.
    31. Re:Interesting by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      -1: Douchebag

    32. Re:interesting by 2names · · Score: 1
      Dura sex, Led sex

      Sex with Led Zepellin is hard.

      --
      "I'm just here to regulate funkiness."
    33. Re:interesting by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


      oh, IBM has dropped off the face of the earth, yes? what the fuck are you talking about? and how is linux going to "get bought by HPaq!"? linux isn't for sale!

      IBM is big enough to battle Microsoft and is doing fairly swimmingly at it already, in relative terms (everybody's hurting, but IBM less than most).

    34. Re:interesting by GSloop · · Score: 1, Troll

      Remind George Bush (both of them) that Saddam - he's our friend - well, he was the "enemy of our enemy" right!?

      How about Manuel Noriega or the Marcos of the Phillipines.

      The whole "enemy of our enemy" methodology is in fact the MOST STUPID IDEA I HAVE EVER HEARD!

      If that's how you pick your friends, you need to put down the crack pipe.

      Sorry, that may be harsh, but sometimes the truth hurts.

      Cheers!

    35. Re:interesting by BrianH · · Score: 2

      It's been a looong time (decades) since I've studied or used Latin, but here goes: Many people commonly believe that "lex" translates to "the law", but that's more due to it's usage than to its meaning. The more accurate translation of "lex" would be "the word" (hence its modern usage in words like lexicon), but ONLY when those words convey some kind of instruction or rule. It's a fine difference, but there is a difference.

      An example of this comes to us though modern Christianity with the saying "The Word of God". I'm sure we've all heard people use the term, and it originates from the original translation of the latin Bible into English. The Latin Bible uses a phrase similar to Lex Deus, which literally translates to "The Word of God", but which actually means "The Law of God". You may have to study language to appreciate the difference ;-)

      The usage of "lex" in the legal sense probably originated in the earliest days of the Roman empire. At that time, all laws were approved by the king (we're talking pre-Republic here). Therefore, all of what we call laws would have been called "lex regium", or "the Word of the King". Over time, as happens with all languages, people would have shortened it to "the word", but kept the same meaning.

      The proper phrase for law as we think of it would be "lex legis" or "the word of law".

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    36. Re:interesting by 2names · · Score: 1

      Beats breeze any day!

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    37. Re:interesting by kalidasa · · Score: 1

      Well, it's only been a little more than a decade since I got my degree in Latin, and take my word for it, the average Roman of the classical period would have thought of the word "lex" as representing the concept we call "law." See Perseus's Lewis and Short entry for lex if you don't believe me.

      lex , lgis, f. [perh. Sanscr. root lag-, lig-, to fasten; Lat. ligo, to bind, oblige; cf. religio] , a proposition or motion for a law made to the people by a magistrate, a bill (cf. institutum).

      I see that I was wrong, though, in thinking that it was from an IE root *leg-, it's from *lig-

    38. Re:interesting by georgehorton03 · · Score: 1

      Yes, although lex, legis does usually just means "law". Cf greek logos, which really does mean word as much as rule as much as law. Hearcliteans get terribly worried about the Logos in his thought: the whole thing changes completely if seen as a kosmic Word rather than Rule.

    39. Re:interesting by uncadonna · · Score: 2

      *sigh* nice troll...

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  8. HP's Been Going down since Agilent spinoff by asmithmd1 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Carly thinks that since they lucked-out with the laser printer that they are now a consumer products company. I am annoyed with the attempeted separtion from the core values of a test equipment manufacturer with the Agilent spinoff, how many millions were wasted on ads on sporting events for the Agilent brand, a total and complete waste of money. I used to respect HP as a company of smart people, but no more

    1. Re:HP's Been Going down since Agilent spinoff by garglblaster · · Score: 2, Interesting
      Good point here.

      To me as well Agilent is the *real* HP. Remember, it all started back in '38 when Bill and Dave designed their first little gadget which was definitely neither a computer nor a printer. It was an RF Oscillator - test and measurement equipment.

      The other thing that strikes me is the parallel to DEC: DEC used to be a great company as long as Ken Olsen was around. After he left the place things went down pretty fast. Same with HP.

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    2. Re:HP's Been Going down since Agilent spinoff by Telecommando · · Score: 1

      To me as well Agilent is the *real* HP. Remember, it all started back in '38 when Bill and Dave designed their first little gadget which was definitely neither a computer nor a printer. It was an RF Oscillator - test and measurement equipment.

      Actually it was an audio oscillator, the 200A I believe. Walt Disney was one of their first customers, he needed variable oscillators for Fantasia, but that's neither here nor there.

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    3. Re:HP's Been Going down since Agilent spinoff by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A somewhat revisonist view.

      Ken Olsen helped seal DEC's fate. He refused to recognise the impact of the PC mentality and UNIX. The writing was on the wall in 1986-88, by 1989 there was no doubt, and in 1992 shareholder's replaced Olsen with Palmer.

      Palmer was left with both a failing business model, and competitors that had established themselves in the wake of Olsen's blind spot.

      I lived at DEC during the time. It was painful to watch. The "way out" was painfully obvious, but nobody wanted to hear it. Quite sad, actually.

    4. Re:HP's Been Going down since Agilent spinoff by F1_Fan · · Score: 1

      Yup, Agilent is the heart of what was HP especially now that the development arm of the calculator division is gone.

      As an undergrad chemist I was "raised" knowing HP (now Agilent) was the holy grail of instrumentation. When you saw that little HP logo on the case you instantly knew you were dealing with quality equipment that wouldn't let you down.

      My physics labs had HP power supplies, HP oscilliscopes, HP programmable calculators for electronics labs... even my personal calculator was HP.

      Screw Carly. The heart HP is long gone. Now they're just another soulless mega-corporation.

    5. Re:HP's Been Going down since Agilent spinoff by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      JUST ANOTHER LUCENT WHORE!

      Carly Fiornia is just another stupid Lucent whore. The kind of stupid person who advances to top management by default. This dumb bitch followed all of Lucent's mistakes and almost killed HP.

      She did little to clarify the branding (which was her stated mission), she did manage to produce ***very*** shitty products - come on, there are "golden age" laserprinters, the III's and 4's that are still in service when "fiorna age" laserprinters are in rubbish bins.

      She is a leader who depends on a changing cast of favorites to push and prod. She comes from an environment where departments would compete against each other instead of working together to beat the competitor.

      She, like most people from AT&T/Lucent, do not adhere to the "Gates" way of hiring - Gates hires people MORE capable and MORE intelligent than himself - hence, the firm grows. The Lucent way is to hire people less competent than yourself as to maintain job security.

      Just look at Lucent - you'll know I am right about my assumptions of their management heirarchy.

      Most annoying is the Lucent propopensity to layoff during hard times. NOTE this is in direct opposition to the "HP Way". The HP Way acknowledges that employees are the best way to generate income. Lucent laid off so many people that they are barely able to operate - yet, they are still upper-middle management heavy. Truely useless types that get good checks to do nothing of value. They talk about "paradigm shifts" and talk at end about "corporate spirit" when they spend most of their time talking about employees behind their backs - "management meetings" - instead of managing them. Then they write pink slips that guarantee their bonus checks for "keeping costs down".

    6. Re:HP's Been Going down since Agilent spinoff by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It was the 100.

      I used to have one that I bought at a swapmeet. It used Octal Tubes.

    7. Re:HP's Been Going down since Agilent spinoff by unitron · · Score: 2

      It wasn't all that long ago that Lucent was the revered and venerable Bell Labs. :-(

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  9. Sans links by maggard · · Score: 4, Insightful
    I strongly doubt these were posted on a lobby card with URLS embedded; nor does reposting the message with them gratuitously inserted add anything to the material.

    This is particularly inappropriate considering the other current thread on news editing & munging.

    Aside from that I'm glad to see Mr. Packard sharing his feelings. Did he need to use another means? No, this one was apparently quite effective.

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    1. Re:Sans links by lordpixel · · Score: 2

      ?

      Are they links to something irrelevant or offensive or biased?
      Was anyone forcing you to click the links?

      The readers in the lobby were obviously expected to know the people and the movies mentioned. The wider Slashdot audience will probably have heard of few or none of the actors or films.
      What's wrong with supplying context unobtrusively? I moused over the links to confirm my suspicion they were IMDB links, but I didn't feel the need to follow them.

      Links to background information from a respected publically available source looks to me like: No harm done.

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      A little bigger on the inside than out

    2. Re:Sans links by brer_rabbit · · Score: 1

      Oh yee of little faith, dropping URLs is the slashdot way.

      Ask not what slashdot can do for you,
      ask what you can slashdot.

    3. Re:Sans links by jgerman · · Score: 2

      strongly doubt these were posted on a lobby card with URLS embedded; nor does reposting the message with them gratuitously inserted add anything to the material.
      This is particularly inappropriate considering the other current thread on news editing & munging


      Nonsense. Those links are completely appropriate. My Perl books weren't originally imprinted with hyperlinks, but the fact that my cd versions of them are is a godsend. The whole point of hyperlinking is to be able to follow a side path through links and come back to the original content a little more knowledgeable. Why should someone who's interested in, say one of the movies have to go to google and search for a topic, when it's much easier, convenient, and meanigful to embed the links directly into the original content.

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    4. Re:Sans links by maggard · · Score: 1
      Are they links to something irrelevant or offensive or biased?
      Irrelevant? Yes. In the context of the story the links to the various films were irrelevant. Or do you believe every noun should by hyperlinked?

      Furthermore the material was presented as a quote. As such it should have been left unmunged.

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    5. Re:Sans links by maggard · · Score: 2
      Nonsense. Those links are completely appropriate. My Perl books weren't originally imprinted with hyperlinks...
      Your Perl books weren't presented as quoting somone. Furthermore your links doubtless delved futher into the topic at hand; the IMDB entries for these films aren't salient to the point Packard was trying to make.

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    6. Re:Sans links by ewhac · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I strongly doubt these were posted on a lobby card with URLS embedded; nor does reposting the message with them gratuitously inserted add anything to the material.

      Possibly not; it was an indulgence on my part. While it may not have added anything to the material, I don't think it detracted from it, either.

      There are a lot of twenty-somethings and younger who read Slashdot, who may have never even heard of Don Ameche, Ethel Merman, Edward Everett Horton, or even Cary Grant (whose closest still-living analog might be Sean Connery), all of them great entertainers.

      It also gives Packard's message some historical context. In January of the same year, Benny Goodman had his triumphant jazz concert at Carnegie Hall. On 30 October, Orson Welles plunged the nation into panic with his famous War of The Worlds broadcast . And just a few days later, Kristallnacht took place, widely regarded as the beginning of the Jewish Holocaust.

      So, no, I don't think adding the links was necessarily a bad thing. Of course, as the story's submitter, I'm biased... :-)

      Schwab

    7. Re:Sans links by GSloop · · Score: 2

      Thanks - you spoke well!

      I found the "visual" link annoying.

      It detracted from the reading. Bad enough that we loose the "visual" of the origional, but now have to suffer additional annoying things.

      Perhaps we ought to replace choice visuals on that next chick or guy pick with URL's to explain what they're all about.

      =Poster=
      Sorry, perhaps you meant well, but I'm sure that many of us would disagree.

      Just some food for thought - do we really need to be fed mush all the time. A quick google search would have turned up the references quickly in any case for those that needed or wanted them.

      Thanks for the article, hold the links please!

      Cheers!

    8. Re:Sans links by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's pretty common to add italics or bold to a part of a quote, and it's usually noted by the editor "emphasis added" or "emphasis mine."

      This should be in the same category ... just like conflicts of interest are explained dryly and not dwelled upon, ("Look at the new themes.org! btw, Slashdot is owned by Andover.") I think adding linkage should be the same.

      Update, 5/9/02 by Anonymous Coward: Linkage added, not original.

    9. Re:Sans links by jgerman · · Score: 2

      It doesn't matter. The point isn't in the quote, or to the point the author is trying to make. There a way of answering the questions you may have asked had you listen to the author speak his thoughts. There is no reason not to take advantage of the benefits of the medium that it is printed in.

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    10. Re:Sans links by m_evanchik · · Score: 2

      I found the linking confusing and unnecessary as well. This was not a speech about movie history. It was a speech using movie and entertainment history as a context for a technology business story.

      I don't think anyone reading this story was doing so for Packard's insights on old-time movies.

      The hyperlinks are annoying.

    11. Re:Sans links by unitron · · Score: 2
      I'm not sure if Connery could match Grant in the comedy department, although it would be interesting to be able to see Connery in a remake of "Arsenic and Old Lace"--even better if it were a British-ized version, sort of a reverse on the "Steptoe and Son" becomes "Sanford and Son" process--made about the same time that George Lazenby decided he didn't want to be James Bond anymore either, but not viewed until now so that you had gotten some mental distance between Connery the actor and Bond the character.

      You probably did a good thing including the IMDB links, you just shouldn't have included them in the text of the quote of the poster. Once you change a quote in any way, it's not a quote anymore. I found it uncomfortable to read that part, knowing it almost certainly not to be something found in the original--the placement appeared to be a symptom of "This is the Web, we have to make everything clickable" disease.

      If you had followed the quote of Packard's words (or, better yet, placed at the end of your submission) with something along the lines of "For those unfamiliar with the films and actors mentioned on the poster, here's a list of links", it would have still accomplished your laudable goal.

      All that said, thanks for the submission. Without it I might never have known of Packard's words.

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      I see even classic Slashdot is now pretty much unusable on dial up anymore.

  10. A little editing, please /. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    The first paragraph of the story presented the same information. It's a little like reading a bad news story, such as:
    The president stated he would work with Congress on the issue: "I'll have to work with Congress on this issue."
    Ugh. Slow down, /. Edit those submissions.
  11. Com-paqard? by delta407 · · Score: 1

    Most of us expected that it would last forever ... The law is harsh, but it is the law.

    Sounds like Microsoft after an unfavorable antitrust settlement :)

    1. Re:Com-paqard? by Mahonrimoriancumer · · Score: 1

      Most of us expected that it would last forever ... The law is harsh, but it is the law.

      Sounds like Microsoft after an unfavorable antitrust settlement :)


      Do you really think Microsoft would give up that easily?

      I can just see Bill Gates talking to his lawyer: "No, don't appeal. We broke the law and need to be held accountable."

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      So climate's changing. So what? It has always changed. The big news would be if it wasn't changing. - Dr. Philip Stone
  12. Interesting by colmore · · Score: 3, Informative

    I think we forget that these companies are groups of people.

    He's not saying anything about HP's products or technology, his business is a movie theater and his concerns lie elsewhere. He's lamenting the passing of an organization founded by his father, not a line of consumer and business electronics.

    It's kind of like my highschool. It certainly wan't a great place, and won't be winning any awards for education. But I miss being there with my friends.

    --
    In Capitalist America, bank robs you!
  13. Carly is killing HP by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    She killed Lucent and now she's killing HP for her own personal gain.

  14. Sour grapes? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Of course.

    Waah! The boogeyman took away daddy's company.

    MrE

  15. Sore Loser by ackthpt · · Score: 1

    Nice to see David feels some sympathy, but I've felt for a while that his 'work against rather than with' attitude has done plenty of harm in itself. Seems the time for him to take an active interest in HP was years ago. He missed it and has handled the whole merger issue badly. Ironic for someone with an interest in theatre to be so poor in the PR sense.

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    1. Re:Sore Loser by Betelgeuse+on+Ice · · Score: 1

      I might have missed some news, but I think Walter Hewlett was more of the thorn in Carly's side than Dave Packard... At any rate, here's to a company I aspired to work for. May it rest in peace.

    2. Re:Sore Loser by ackthpt · · Score: 1

      Walter's handling of things has been basically scorched earth.

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  16. At least its not a bitter reply... by ipmcc · · Score: 2, Interesting

    When you think about how it must feel to watch your family legacy so completely turned on its head, I am shocked that, given that he would make a public statement at all, that this one was quite restrained. Typically if someone is going to cross that line and get invovled, there tends to be a lot of emotional momentum. I suspect this is why, during the Compaq/DEC merger, there wasn't much talk at all outside business issues. It is a shame to see that the concept of family business has taken another hit, but Packard is obviously a mature adult, something that we're not exposed to often enough. [troll] Think about other vocal members of the tech community? Does anyone really consider Stallman a muture adult?[/troll]

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    1. Re:At least its not a bitter reply... by BJH · · Score: 1

      Does anyone really consider Stallman a muture adult?

      Yes. Certainly more mature than you, anyway.

    2. Re:At least its not a bitter reply... by Erik+Hollensbe · · Score: 1

      I don't think Stallman cares what you or anyone else thinks. He just wants to get his message of free software across. That's probably his most redeeming quality.

      Personally, I've always felt that people who act like this on others opinions tend to get farther in life. The limiting factor of peer pressure on a person is an astounding thing to see.

      If you're asking what I think, Stallman is an overbearing, childish zealot with a one track mind.

      But that's what makes him great. With the likes of don't-care people like Linus (who are the ones who are really out there running the show nowadays), it's nice to see that a few people in power have the balls to sacrifice their public appearance to get the message that they need to across.

      Religion is rarely successful on principles alone. Generally it's beaten into the heads of people repeatedly until it's something that's so part of the social norm that it's something to be desired. There is nothing different here, but we're only talking about software. What Richard does is cross the line enough to get his point across.

    3. Re:At least its not a bitter reply... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually Stallman isn't even human. He's a monkey. You should watch the way he grooms himself while he's talking; like he's picking fleas out of his greasy hair.

      Ugh. A pint of Nyquil isn't going to get me to sleep tonight.

    4. Re:At least its not a bitter reply... by ipmcc · · Score: 1

      Yes. Certainly more mature than you, anyway.

      I'm rubber, you're glue. Whatever you say bounces off me and sticks to you. :-P

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  17. It's Official: by TuxLuvr · · Score: 2, Funny
    David Packard confirms: HP is dying

    ; - P

    1. Re:It's Official: by dAzED1 · · Score: 1

      David Packard confirms: HP is dying

      ; - P

      what in the hell? that got modded up? as funny? mods just continue to amaze me every time I view this site...

    2. Re:It's Official: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      David Packard confirms: HP is dying

      what in the hell? that got modded up? as funny? mods just continue to amaze me every time I view this site...

      You need to recognize the echo of the "BSD is dying" troll to find this funny. Believe me, I nearly snorted my coffee at the perfect one-liner.

  18. New Company to be named: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hewlet-Packard-Digital-Equipment-Tandy Corporation.

    Side note:
    did I leave anyone out?

    MrE

  19. What a load of self-indulgent claptrap! by ringbarer · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Companies are taken over all the time. What makes the "HP Way" so special that we should all mourn its passing?

    If the "HP Way" means releasing vastly unreliable Deskjet printers into the consumer marketplace, then I for one am glad it's dead.

    No matter how close you get to a corporation, even if you're related to the founder, PLEASE get some perspective. Company mantras do NOT qualify as religion.

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    1. Re:What a load of self-indulgent claptrap! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But OSs and software liscences do? :)

    2. Re:What a load of self-indulgent claptrap! by delta407 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      HP is/was good at what they do/did. The Deskjet fiasco, well, Microsoft released -- and continues to release -- unreliable operating systems. But, at least HP has some redeeming qualities, such as producing some pretty decent desktops and some high-quality laser printers.

    3. Re:What a load of self-indulgent claptrap! by pubjames · · Score: 5, Insightful

      No matter how close you get to a corporation, even if you're related to the founder, PLEASE get some perspective. Company mantras do NOT qualify as religion.

      True. But there are companies, and there are companies.

      All too often these days, people think anything goes in the name of profits, and that's all there is to a company. Making money. Full stop. Do whatever you can within the law to screw maximum profits out of your customers, get maximum profit from your employees, the only thing that matters is the bottom line.

      Not all companies are like that. I expect one thing that upsets David Packard is that the 'HP Way' contained many humanitarian principals which have now been cast aside. Now the merger has taken place many thousands of people are probably going to be made redundant. I expect making people redundant would have kept the founders of HP awake at night. To the current administrators of the HP empire, employees are just numbers that have to be juggled to maximise profits.

    4. Re:What a load of self-indulgent claptrap! by markmoss · · Score: 2

      I'm not sure how HP got into the printer business -- but the HP way started to die when they did. Their reputation was based on high-quality test instruments. For over half a century, if you wanted the best instruments regardless of cost, or wanted to make sure it would last 25 years (really!), you bought HP. As far as I can tell, that company is still alive and well -- even though it has the amazingly silly name "Agilent". We've got over $1 million worth of HP 3070 board testers running in this building right now, and we might be buying Agilent AOI soon...

      I sure don't understand how those shitty printers came out of the same company.

    5. Re:What a load of self-indulgent claptrap! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You guys need to read your history before you fly off the handle. The HP Way is a management style that until so recenly was the way HP governed their relations between management and rank and file employees. Many of the good things in place in other companies came about because of the HP Way. For instance, does your company allow flex time (flexible schedules)? HP was one of the early pioneers in this area. At the time HP began allowing employees to dictate when they worked, most companies had strict shift type schedules.

      An earlier post mentioned job security. Several years ago, a friend of mine took a job at HP. Four months after he started, his project was cancelled. Of course, he was nervous, he had just moved his young family to Idaho for his job, and now that job was going away. However, HP had a long standing policy. He was given 90 days to find another job within HP (Yes, he was paid at full salary during that time).

      Contrast that with HP today. Less than a year ago, 6000 workers were laid off. Those that were laid off weren't allowed to apply for any other HP jobs for a period of one year. Quite a difference.

      The HP way is the main reason that you see quite a number of people at HP that have worked there for 20+ years. With the way management is currently running things, I think that will be seen less and less. Eventually, HP will have the same turnover rate as most other tech companies, and I think that is sad.

      P.S. I am posting as anonymous becuase I am a current HP employee.

    6. Re:What a load of self-indulgent claptrap! by /dev/trash · · Score: 1
      You guys need to read your history before you fly off the handle. The HP Way is a management style that until so recenly was the way HP governed their relations between management and rank and file employees. Many of the good things in place in other companies came about because of the HP Way. For instance, does your company allow flex time (flexible schedules)? HP was one of the early pioneers in this area. At the time HP began allowing employees to dictate when they worked, most companies had strict shift type schedules. An earlier post mentioned job security. Several years ago, a friend of mine took a job at HP. Four months after he started, his project was cancelled. Of course, he was nervous, he had just moved his young family to Idaho for his job, and now that job was going away. However, HP had a long standing policy. He was given 90 days to find another job within HP (Yes, he was paid at full salary during that time). Contrast that with HP today. Less than a year ago, 6000 workers were laid off. Those that were laid off weren't allowed to apply for any other HP jobs for a period of one year. Quite a difference. The HP way is the main reason that you see quite a number of people at HP that have worked there for 20+ years. With the way management is currently running things, I think that will be seen less and less. Eventually, HP will have the same turnover rate as most other tech companies, and I think that is sad. P.S. I am posting as anonymous becuase I am a current HP employee.

      In my mind, it's this never lay a worker off, find some job for him inside attitude that leads to huge layoffs, somewhere along the way. You and all your HP way ideas are just deluding yourselves.

    7. Re:What a load of self-indulgent claptrap! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful
      Do whatever you can within the law...

      Well, that's no longer true. The Chicago school of economics preaches that laws are merely business costs - that is, if it's more profitable to pollute groundwater and pay a fine later than avoid it in the first place, then pollute away!

      Look at Enron, Exxon, Texaco (hired militia to murder opponents in Nigeria), Merrill Lynch, etc. for current examples.

    8. Re:What a load of self-indulgent claptrap! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "For over half a century, if you wanted the best instruments regardless of cost, or wanted to make sure it would last 25 years (really!), you bought HP."

      And now, under the same conditions, you buy Anritsu. That's how it goes...

    9. Re:What a load of self-indulgent claptrap! by csteinle · · Score: 1

      Saw this linked to in an article about the merger on The Register. Quite an interesting point of view, basically asking if companies which only look at share price are actually that successful in the long run.

      http://www.guardian.co.uk/g2/story/0,3604,706810,0 0.html

    10. Re:What a load of self-indulgent claptrap! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh, it's true. What are you going to do with all of those computer hardware and software engineers when the stockholders wake up and figure out that the only profitable part of your business is inkjet refills?

      At least this way, they can fire all of those Compaq/DEC people first.

  20. Ah, bullshit. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Why not get sentimental for a company that actually took care of it's employees and took pride in quality, innovative products?

    These companies are being killed/bought/monopolied out of business by the "new" corporate America that cares only about executive and shareholder enrichment. The new corporate America that will fire 6,000 employees on Monday and give "retention bonuses" to "talented executives" on Friday.

    There was honor in the way HP did business, an honor that is all but forgotten today; replaced with shameless greed and profits at ANY cost. Nothing is sacred in the cult of Carly Fiorina.

    Polaroid. HP. The list will get longer as once good companies are ass-fucked to death by the pirates of the new corporate America.

    1. Re:Ah, bullshit. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Southwest Airlines will be next, when Herb Kelleher is no longer there. Note that only a founder has enough influence and will to keep a corporation from devolving into a typical faceless mess. When control gets turned over to the MBAs that rose through the ranks, everything heads downhill.

    2. Re:Ah, bullshit. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The concept that anyone should be compensated millions upon millions of dollars for sitting behind a hardwood desk, signing the death certificate of company they didn't build, is lunacy. This is a component of American business I simply don't understand. Executive enrichment, in my opinion, is the single greatest reason why once great, profitable, American companies flame out in a spectacular fashion, and at an alarming rate.

    3. Re:Ah, bullshit. by GreyPoopon · · Score: 2, Insightful
      The new corporate America that will fire 6,000 employees on Monday and give "retention bonuses" to "talented executives" on Friday.

      Agreed, but of course the new corporate America thrives on the fact that we continue to buy its products. Perhaps we should have been more diligent when we actually had a choice.

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    4. Re:Ah, bullshit. by nowt · · Score: 2
      Wish I could mod this up further. This is spot on.


      When will people realize the old economy and the new economy is still simply: the economy. Just because it's their time on this planet, "highfliers" don't have to crap all over what works well, in an honorable way to make their mark...cheap shots abound(sigh)

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    5. Re:Ah, bullshit. by The+Breeze · · Score: 1

      Damnnit. I meant to mod this up and accidentally modded it as Flamebait. Opps. Sorry.

    6. Re:Ah, bullshit. by Max+Threshold · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Hear, hear! You've expressed my sentiments far more succunctly than my lack of experience allows me. I am just entering the workforce (after a few years of not-exactly-real-life in the military) and I see this everywhere I look. I find myself wondering where this new management philosophy comes from. Can it be traced to a screwball economics professor at some prestigious business school somewhere?

      Sure, corporations have a responsibility to their shareholders. But it must be acknowledged that investment is a risk undertaken by those who can afford to lose. Lately the risk seems to be borne only by the workers.

      And a typical company will make a few charitable donations to doctor their public image, but in the end they only make decisions based on ethics when there's no clear profit in the alternatives. They don't take into consideration that corporations form the pillars of communities, and that their business decisions can affect people much more directly than any action of government.

      I could rant all night but I don't think I have anything else coherent to say. Just wanted to let you know this is a really important issue to me and, I hope, plenty of other people my age.

  21. How HP got started by Target+Drone · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Silicon Valley Daily has a short summary of HP including what their first product was and a picture of the garage where it all got started.

    1. Re:How HP got started by sehryan · · Score: 1

      I know there are a lot of Flash haters out there, but Hillman Curtis did an absolutely wonderful Flash movie for HP about a year ago. Gives me goose bumps every time I see it. Check it out.

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  22. HP's demise is important by Infonaut · · Score: 5, Interesting
    "What a bunch of rubbish."

    It may be a bunch of rubbish to you, but it's not to the people who built HP over the years. HP pretty much got the Silicon Valley ball rolling. They did it the right way - Hewlett and Packard didn't even know what they were going to build when they started the business. It took them several years before they focused on office and computer technologies, but they were built on the notion that inventive, hardworking, principled people can do great things.

    The success of HP and Intel and Apple led to a concentration of creative energies that built more of the technologies you and I take for granted than I could list.

    Sure, there are a ton of needs that are of much greater importance than building a company. But this isn't just about multimillionaires, this is about thousands and thousands of people over the years who worked at a place they could believe in. They didn't feel like they were fleecing the public. They were proud of what they were producing. They were happy that the company they were working for took care of them.

    I'd say that's pretty important. But I guess I'm not being cynical enough.

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    1. Re:HP's demise is important by valtok · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Arguably, HP started to lose it way when it spun off Agilent.

      As for the 'HP Way'- it was about innovating and taking care of employees. Until the last decade, HP never downsized, for example.

    2. Re:HP's demise is important by stoolpigeon · · Score: 2

      All I'm saying is companies (good and bad) come and go.

      Invest in things w/more longevity than a corporate enterprise - and don't act surprised when they end.

      If he really thought HP would last 'forever' he is not too bright or has a serious lack of historical knowledge.

      When people invest their lives in a company - they are investing it in the wrong place. Sure you need a job and you should provide honest work in return for honest pay. I do it everyday. But my job is not my identity and it is not my life. If my current employer tanks- I will move on.

      or to sum it up in an even simpler way (but once most people read this they will pigeon hole me (somewhat ironic) and not listen to anything I have to say)

      "The grass withers and the flower fades, but the Word of the Lord stands forever"

      .

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    3. Re:HP's demise is important by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And when your parents die, don't cry to me. You knew it was going to happen...

    4. Re:HP's demise is important by iceT · · Score: 2


      Long gone are they days of company loyalty to it's employees. Gone are the days where building something was worth it. Where pride in those accomplishments too precident over profits.

      Even the Japanese companies who virtually guarenteed their employees a job for life have laid people off.

      Wake up and smell the coffee people. We live in a disposable world now. If it breaks, replace it. Don't fix it. If you don't want it any more, throw it away.

      The only people that matter are the investors, and they only care about the bottom line. Not how you got there... Not what the journey was like, just where you ended up.

      Companies used to accuse employees of being job jumpers, and only being concerned about there salaries... Well, now it's the only way to survive.

      HP/Compaq is only the latest visible instance of this trend.

      Someone mentioned DEC in these threads. Did you ever hear HOW DEC laid off it's employees? They called them on Sunday night and told them not to report to work on Monday morning. Appearently, Sunday dinners became a silent even where people JUMPED when the phone rang.

      It's not personal. It's just business.

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    5. Re:HP's demise is important by stoolpigeon · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      If you think a corporate merger and the death of a human being are of equal significance you are sadly mistaken as to the nature of the universe. Your sense of priorities is not just wrong it is bent.

      BUT - when they do die, if I am still alive, I will be upset but I will also completely understand as it is a part of the reality that we live in. Sadly our culture does not handle death very well. But I refuse to view the 'death' of a corporate culture as being on par with the end of a human life.

      .

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    6. Re:HP's demise is important by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Again, you don't get it.

      Why should Mr. Packard not have the expectation that his company should live? This is neither a stupid or uninformed ideal. By your logic, the following scenario makes sense:

      In 2005, after Bill Ford quits to join the Peace Corps, an MBA ascends to become the CEO of Ford Motor Company. Deciding that profit margins on Tauruses and pickups are not enough to sustain the exorbitant executive compensation packages and the new lavish corporate headquarters just built at a cost of 500 million dollars (complete with solid gold cast statues of the board of directors), the CEO decides Ford will quit building cars and instead become a "transportation services consultancy" that will help people build their own cars. The Ford family and employees are furious.

      Why not assume HP, or any other company, like Ford, should go on and continue doing what they do best? HP made money but not enough money for Carly. So she shifted the entire business model of the company, alienating employees, a lot of stockholders, and one of the original founders of the company.

      It is not absurd to assume a company can soldier through a tough economic period and come out the other end still doing what it knows how to do.

    7. Re:HP's demise is important by GeckoX · · Score: 1

      So with that take, is it not ok to be upset about the demise of a corporation? Fully realizing it as such and understanding it as a part of the reality we live in?

      Look, if someone feels the loss of HP as it was, just who the hell do you think you are to say that they are 'wrong' or 'stupid' or blah blah whatever. Sorry, but you have absolutely ZERO say in how people _feel_ about things like this, whether you feel the same or not.

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    8. Re:HP's demise is important by RocketScientist · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I'd go so far as to suggest that the good that HP did by providing jobs that attract bright people to wherever they have offices is a very important thing. For the purely cynical at heart, it increases the tax base of the community by providing higher paying jobs. For the more realistic among us, the community building didn't stop there, with a wealth of community works projects.

      Companies are important. Companies give people places to work, and make money. Good companies give back to their communities, and companies that do this well are rare and shouldn't be taken for granted.

      While it's all en vogue to be anti-globalization, it's probably not in anyone's interest long term to be purely anti-commercial. Companies that inspire loyalty from their employees by helping them build neat things are few and far between (rather than buying their loyalty with stock options, ala Enron).

      There are good companies and bad companies. Just like people. HP happened to be one of the good companies. We'll see if that spirit is gone now.

    9. Re:HP's demise is important by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's not personal. It's just business.

      Doesn't Meg Ryan bitch about that phrase in You've Got Mail?

    10. Re:HP's demise is important by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think your understanding of my post was mistaken... David Packard feels like he lost something that he father created and loved. To him it's gone. Don't assume that you understand his/HP employees' loss. Your parents, just like a corporate culture, are just ideas.

    11. Re:HP's demise is important by infinite9 · · Score: 2

      They were happy that the company they were working for took care of them.



      Large corporations don't take care of their people out of altruism. They treat their people well because if they didn't people would leave or demand more money to stay. It's (usually) good for the bottom line to treat your people well, since high turnover rates and high bonuses and salaries cut directly into the bottom line. While the founders of these companies may have genuinely cared about their employees, when a corporation grows beyond a 100 people or so, it becomes impossible for the upper management to become personally connected to the rank and file. When that happens, they treat the people below them like the guy they cut off on the freeway. And often, when the next generation takes over, they grew up with money and didn't start out poor like their father, the founder. This further adds to the disconnection.

      So before you get all patriotic and teary-eyed about the company, remember that they were a big corporation before the merger, and they're still a big corporation after the merger. And they're looking out for you only so long as it's in their interests. Take care of yourself and the true friends you've made working there all those years. Because you better believe that the company won't hesitate to ax you in a moment's notice if a financial consultant tells them to.

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    12. Re:HP's demise is important by rpd10 · · Score: 0

      What happened to all that test, display and analyses gear. O-Scopes, logic analyzers and the rest where HP's foundation. The computer and office stuff came much latter, and where the stepping stones to today's news...

    13. Re:HP's demise is important by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Business for whom? Profits for whom? It does seem that these days the only profit that matters is the Execs'. It seems that most execs care only about themselves and their fat stock options, not about the well being and the future of the company they work for.

      If an exec can make money by ripping the company apart, selling it, whatever, it does seem they will do it: stock price goes up? Management gets rich, and more often than not starts taking stupid risks instead of keeping the money in the bank for harder times.

      Stock price goes down? Jobs get cut, but for some bizarre reason the execs never get touched, even when it's blatantly obvious that the company is falling apart because of their screwups.

      The sad thing is that nowadays most companies are run by people who will make tons of money whether their company will live or die (sometimes more money if the company dies, which is even more perverse) so they don't absolutely have any interest in doing whatever is good for the long run, but just in propping the stock price for as much time as it takes to cash their options, and then move on somewhere else.

      Bitter? Yes, but if you had a choice, would you let somebody that has nothing to lose make decisions that can affect your life? I wouldn't.

      Solution? Eliminate completely stock options, if execs want to make money off a company, they have to buy the stock just like common mortals (*with* blackout periods as well of course). Also make it mandatory that the CEO of a company and the board members must invest a certain % of their net worth in the company.

      I would really want to see how the market would change if every exec had 80% of all they own invested in their company locked in for a minimum of 5 years.

    14. Re:HP's demise is important by serbanp · · Score: 1
      It took them several years before they focused on office and computer technologies.

      Something like what? 30-40 years?

      HP was, first of all, an equipment manufacturer. Office and computer technologies came much later, long after the HP logo meant Top-Quality Test-and-Measurement tools, built with love and pride.

      That glorious HP is still alive, incarnated as Agilent; when you buy Agilent, you know that you'll get exactly (well almost) the same quality that made HP famous.

      Serban

    15. Re:HP's demise is important by csteinle · · Score: 1

      As it turns out, Agilent sold the PC and Printer business, along with the name HP, to Compaq.

    16. Re:HP's demise is important by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I worked for HP for several years, and the "HP way" has been a bunch of marketing BS for at least the last 10 years. Nothing's going away with the merger, because it wasn't there before the merger.

      Anyone that tells you that HP has a great 'internal atmosphere' is full of it.

    17. Re:HP's demise is important by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "It took them several years before they focused on office and computer technologies, but they were built on the notion that inventive, hardworking, principled people can do great things."

      if that's the case, then why did they take the company 'public'??? if you want the to live by the capitalist sword, then you will die by the capitalist sword!!! you can't have it both ways. if hewlett and packard cared so much, they would have kept the company under local control. turn over to the company to the markets and the bloodsucking capitalists and then cry when things don't go your way? give me a break. i'm sooooo glad this merger went through. it's proof that if you want something to hold your values forever, you had better not let wall street determine your future!

  23. Oh but what a hi-tech poster aye by DABANSHEE · · Score: 1, Redundant

    Check out all those Hollywood hyperlinks

  24. Grim by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    I can't believe all these snotty posts sneering at the end of HP and poking fun at Hewlett and Packard family members for lamenting the loss. I guess that, unless you experienced the old HP, you can't understand why this is a big deal. It's not about "they took away my daddy's company." It's about the end of an era, and a loss of continuity. Or to use an image that may resonate more clearly in our post-literate society: its impact is like the Dodgers leaving Brooklyn, or Michael Jordan retiring. The clueless comments here just show the posters' ignorance.

    1. Re:Grim by DrHogie · · Score: 1

      What? Ignorant uninformed posters at Slashdot? Say it ain't so.

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    2. Re:Grim by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      its impact is like ... Michael Jordan retiring.

      Would that be the second or third time? :)

    3. Re:Grim by Roblimo · · Score: 2

      It's generational. To many/most Slashdot readers, HP has always been a printer and computer vendor.

      I remember lusting after HP test equipment as a teenager, and that one of the great things about the Army was that they had lots of cool HP tools around for me to use -- and they issued me a lovely HP scientific calculator, too.

      I always liked Tektronix scopes better, though.

      I think HP lost it when (now) Agilent stopped being the heart of the company. Oh, well.

      - Robin

    4. Re:Grim by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      One thing I suspect is a damn sure bet:

      The "new HP" isn't likely to be around anywhere near as long as the old one was.

    5. Re:Grim by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't let it get to you, lots of idiots around for some reason or another. Maybe it's the kids getting out of school for the summer. Or another wave of AOLers discovering the joys of /. .

      Maybe someone could write a client for slashdot that could estimate someones intelligence based on the words/phrases/structure of posts.

      Just as a rough example, when stupid people discuss politics, they quickly fall into repetitive patters. Such as reflexively placing blame on the opposite party, regardless if that blame is in context of, or has any relation to, the topic of the conversation:
      They were like machines. I think I could have written a filter that would have snagged the really stupid ones.

      And I'm sure the same happens here on /., except with slightly different patterns.
      Simple people have no other choice but to be very repetitive, and finding the pattern they're locked to might make for a clean /. viewing experience.

      "Bush's policy regarding privacy is disturbing."
      Reply: "Look at what Clinton did with so and so."

      "Clinton is spending too much money on social programs"
      Reply: "Look at what Bush did with so and so"

      Other phrases that are commonly used, regardless of the context of discussion:

      "You're just a bleeding heart liberal"
      "You're just a right wing whacko"

      I spent some time in a politcs channel on irc and there was a short list of phrases the majority of people used in daily conversation, and would trade them back and forth in what they thought were conversations. It may as well have been some Eliza program talking to another, with phrases being triggered by keywords and then output without any further processing

    6. Re:Grim by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sorry, but the Dodgers are from Los Angeles. You must be mistaken.

    7. Re:Grim by ninjalex · · Score: 2

      Exactly.

      The vast majority here a /. have never seen the *real* HP so many of us remember fondly. They haven't seen HP quality. They haven't seen HP support.

      At the last place I worked we were still using 9825 calculators as GPIB controllers. They'd been in use since 1982. Most of them have never had the cover removed. The ones that had to be repaired, we could still get parts and support 15 years after they stopped making them.

      All that is gone.

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  25. More Sour Grapes by Pointy_Hair · · Score: 0, Troll

    I think he just misses the secret handshake and the decoder ring.

  26. I say by the_2nd_coming · · Score: 1

    down with the merger....

    we do not need consolidation, we need multiplication!!! spin off the parts that are brining you down HP, don't buy another company.

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  27. What's With The Related Links? by guttentag · · Score: 1, Troll
    Cary Grant? Katharine Hepburn? Bringing Up Baby?

    Is this story about Packard's poster or the Stanford Theatre's film schedule?

    Oh wait, it is about Packard -- I didn't see the "You Can't Take It With You" link near the bottom of the list.

  28. Mergers As These Bad For Consumers by EvictedHellCitizen · · Score: 2, Insightful

    In the current climate in the US, producing goods and services are becoming incidental part of the operations compared to branding. Naomi Klein's book No Logo describes this trend... "This formula, needless to say, has proved enormously profitable, and its success has companies competing in a race toward weightlessness: whoever owns the least, has the fewest employees on the payroll and produces the most powerful images, as opposed to products, wins the race."

    1. Re:Mergers As These Bad For Consumers by ackthpt · · Score: 1
      Doesn't hold water... The bubble burst has shown that. Lucent had a great brand and name, but when it came to selling product they found markets eroding fast from foreign competition.

      HP faces the same dilemma. I've worked on DEC and Pr1me systems, both of which their companies are only a memory. Equipment is increasingly made of cheap, flimsy materials designed to last a year or two, manufacturing moving to Asia where people work hard for little pay (mostly because a dollar goes a longer way there, but don't encourage them, quality you still have to look hard for and still pay a premium for when you find it.) Even today I read Intel is going to be making Pentium 4's in Shanghai.

      In short, HP's in a consolidating market where steel framed printers with metal bearings and fibre reinforced belts aren't going to sell as well as plastic boxes. If the competition doesn't work the HP Way and they're eating your lunch, somethings got to change.

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  29. My $0.02 (USD) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The Compaq Way = Produce Utter Crap

    The HP Way = Produce un-upgradeable hardware

    The Compaq Way + The HP Way = The American Way.

  30. The real HP Way by Codex+The+Sloth · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Shitty PC's
    Overpriced (read price gouging) ink jet cartrides
    Disposal Printers
    etc.

    The HP you lament was dead long ago. You just weren't notified. Not that HP / Compaq won't be going down the crapper forthwith...

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    1. Re:The real HP Way by markmoss · · Score: 2

      Shitty PC's
      ...
      The HP you lament was dead long ago


      Maybe it's still around, but it's called Agilent now. We've been looking at their automated optical inspection systems. Awesome, but extremely expensive. Truly in the H(igh)P(rice) tradition...

      The old HP made instruments and test equipment, not PC's. It treated its employees exceptionally well. It stayed in the forefront of technology while building the highest possible quality into its products. It would service them forever. (I've used 25 year old HP oscilloscopes, they still worked fine, and aside from the great size and weight were still as good as analog scopes ever got.)

      And the old HP had to charge premium prices, of course. That sort of quality and service costs money. The HP way also ran up the payroll costs, although I suspect it costs much more to treat your employees badly so the best ones leave. However, I think the great working conditions, topnotch work force, and premium products and service sort of go together -- I wouldn't feel good working where the corporate goal was to make the product as shitty as possible without losing too many customers, and if they raised my pay I'd just save it up until I could afford to quit...

    2. Re:The real HP Way by ShavenYak · · Score: 2

      Overpriced (read price gouging) ink jet cartrides

      You do realize that the print heads are contained in the cartridge, saving you from having expensive head replacements as often as with the Canon cartridges? Oh, and the HP's hold more ink.

      If you disagree with HP's engineers and don't want to replace the print heads every time you run out of ink, use a refill kit.

      As far as "Shitty PC's" and "Disposal (sic) Printers", that's what the market demands. No company makes any money mass-producing the PC's that the geek crowd wants, that's why we build our own. Incidentally, my friend is still using my Deskjet 500C that's nearly 10 years old.

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    3. Re:The real HP Way by wolf- · · Score: 1

      Calculators
      Scanners
      Laser Printers
      HP/Cs

      All decent products from HP....

      But yes, their latest PC offerings have been crap.

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    4. Re:The real HP Way by Wansu · · Score: 2

      Shitty PC's
      Overpriced (read price gouging) ink jet cartrides
      Disposal Printers
      etc.

      The HP you lament was dead long ago.


      I must agree with you about the printers, ink cartridges, etc. and that the HP I lament is long gone.

      The HP I lament is the company that made all the wonderful test equipment I used in the 70s and 80s. They made the workstations I used in the 90s. But the personal computers, printers and accessories they made recently seem to have been built by a vastly inferior outfit. Their merger with Compaq simply hastens the downward spiral.

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    5. Re:The real HP Way by homer_ca · · Score: 2

      Maybe long ago in Internet time, but just 10 years ago they still had a reputation for quality and engineering excellence, a reputation they built up over 40-50 years that was pissed away in less than 10 by the new management (as someone else said maybe Agilent now carries the torch now). You can precisely trace the rising shittyness of their products with the growing influence of Carly and the new management team. Sad....

    6. Re:The real HP Way by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The Real HP is called Agilent. We have not lost anything but a name. And we lost that to make a bunch of wallstreet morons happy. As the jock goes they got the HP but we got the Way!!!

    7. Re:The real HP Way by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      stop talking out of your asshole. You see one PC and its a piece of shit. Well its a piece of shit because YOU were to cheap to buy anything better. Same for the printer. You get what you pay for. You buy cheap, and you will end up with shit. It does not matter what brand you are buying.

    8. Re:The real HP Way by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, the old HP made computers too. One of the first actual computers I got my hands near was an HP Mini-computer back in the mid 70's that we managed to actually have at school. Those HP computers of that era had all the quality design of the HP Instruments.

    9. Re:The real HP Way by Chasing+Amy · · Score: 2

      > You do realize that the print heads are contained in the cartridge, saving you
      > from having expensive head replacements as often as with the Canon cartridges?

      That's exactly why it's a horrible design--such a design made sense five or more years ago, when printers were more expensive than they are today. However, economies of scale and less profit-taking with the thinner margins of today means that printers are so inexpensive that it isn't worth putting the print heads in the cartidges. Let's say that adds $10 to the price of each cartidge pack--$15 if you'd be willing to use generic cartidges. So, for each 10 cartidges you buy, you could have bought a new $150 printer. Since the average printer warranty lasts a year, it comes down to a simple equation. Do you use 10 or more color cartidges a year with your $150-range printer, or 20 or so with your $300-range printer? If so, then you're paying a premium for HP's print-head cartidges which could have bought you a whole second printer.

      The only advantage I can see to this print-head-in-the-cartridge design is if you *rarely* use your printer, and want it to last as long as possible without replacement. If you frequently replace cartidges, however, you'd be better off saving the "HP tax" which could easily add up enough to pay for a replacement printer if the heads on the one you have get gunked beyond repair.

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  31. Woe is me by Drunken_Jackass · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    "the HP way"? What the hell is that?

    Sure they were revolutionaries for their time, but then again, so were a lot of other companies.

    When i think of HP now (or three months ago) i think of crappy Sam's Club PC's and overrated Inkjet printers. There's nothing innovative about that!

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  32. I did by wiredog · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I liked vaxes. And vms. If DEC had avoided the merger then the Alpha might have gone somewhere.

    1. Re:I did by garglblaster · · Score: 1

      well, there was no way for DEC t avoid the merger: it was a HOSTILE takeover by Compaq!

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    2. Re:I did by CormacJ · · Score: 2

      DEC had gone into corporate senility I think. They had been selling off bits and pieces of themself long before the hostile takeover. Networking was sold to Cabletron, most of thier big software packages were sold off to smaller developers.

      By the time Compaq bought them there was very little of the original DEC left; probably just VMS and the Alpha technology.

      I felt like swinging past DEC offices to see if management had put up garage sale signs, but I think CPQ beat me to it.

    3. Re:I did by Servo · · Score: 1

      They even were selling off some of the Alpha patents before the Compaq merger. VMS was one of the few things nobody wanted to buy off from them.

      Intel bought design rights to the Alpha core so they could jumpstart their ia64 cpu's, and then DEC sold off manufacturing rights to Samsung.

      I loved DEC equipment, and will forever be an Alpha fanatic. It was ahead of its time, and didn't get marketed well enough by its designers. Kind of like Amiga's.

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    4. Re:I did by CormacJ · · Score: 3, Interesting

      It's marketing was actually very good, but its image to customers was one of a mainframe. Clunky and overpowered, and the marketing never got that fixed.

      The solution was brilliant. We bought an Alpha/VMS solution. An engineer arrived, unpacked it, did the VMS install and configured it. Installed the database software. In total it took about 9 hours. We moved the database that weekend, and the users never even noticed. Uptime on that system averaged about 1 year. Mostly we took it down once a year to test and/or replace the UPS.

      Later we were forced to buy a Compaq/Win NT solution. An engineer arrived and unpacked. Started the NT Install. Applied the service packs. Installed MS SQL. Ran the configuration tools and got a blue screen. Formatted. Installed NT again. Installed SQL. Installed Service packs. SQL blue screened. Installed SQL. Worked. Discovered that SQL couldn't handle clustering, despite written assurance that solution would allow clustering. Total time to get a working NT solution - 6 weeks. Server still needs to be rebooted about every other week. Still waiting on a rewrite of the software so that we can use the latest MS SQL that does support clustering.

      Both solutions were bought from DEC/Compaq.

    5. Re:I did by arkane1234 · · Score: 1

      Later we were forced to buy a Compaq/Win NT solution. An engineer arrived and unpacked. Started the NT Install. Applied the service packs. Installed MS SQL. Ran the configuration tools and got a blue screen. Formatted. Installed NT again. Installed SQL. Installed Service packs. SQL blue screened. Installed SQL. Worked. Discovered that SQL couldn't handle clustering, despite written assurance that solution would allow clustering. Total time to get a working NT solution - 6 weeks. Server still needs to be rebooted about every other week. Still waiting on a rewrite of the software so that we can use the latest MS SQL that does support clustering.

      You know, I don't quite understand companies that run Unix (or a Unix blend) and suddenly find themselves needing to "upgrade". If the machine is not bogged down, and just needs parts, they should buy them... if it's bogged down, horizontally scale it.

      The engineer coming in and not being able to cluster the "solution" would have made me breach the contract. There are alot of other softwares that can cluster, namely Oracle and Sybase.

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    6. Re:I did by hagardtroll · · Score: 1

      The problem with DEC was their acronyms. DEC, VMS, etc. Booring. Nothing sexy about that. HP had classic sounding acronyms for their products. IMAGE, HP3000, MPE music to your ears. Microsoft is going for that cutting edge sounding stuff. Anything with an X in it. ActiveX XBox, XP, when the X fad is over, Microsoft will fail too. Just watch!

    7. Re:I did by operagost · · Score: 1

      It wasn't UNIX.... it was VMS. Which is why they probably wanted to get rid of it... because management doesn't understand it if it's not UNIX or Windows. It must be something frightening and strange. Plus, it's not the latest whiz-bang from MS or Sun. Ditch it... why can't everything run Windows like my desktop? Then I can drag my fat Pointy Haired Butt over to your server room and fuck with our servers. Clicky clicky... oh what fun. I can do this all by myself! Guess it's time to can that loyal sysadmin's ass!

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    8. Re:I did by CormacJ · · Score: 2

      We had to go for the NT solution because the company that won the bid did NT. They did have a unix option but it was about 2 versions behind the NT solution. I think the experience with NT killed off managements brief love affair with Microsoft products.

  33. I think people are missing the point.... by dr_db · · Score: 5, Insightful

    ...of the HP way.

    HP was simply not a company of printers and cheap consumer computers. Or at least, at one time, it was not. I am going to have to buy an extra calculator - they had amazing calculators, once you figured out how to use RPN. MY friend fell one day and broke the display on his 28S, and they gave him a new one. gratis!

    They had amazing test intruments. The nicest ocilliscopes were HP. Sure, techtronix has some nice models, but the HP digital scopes kicked ass.

    The laser printers were rock fucking solid. I have suffered through brother, samsung, toshiba, etc. I *never* had an HP printer give me trouble. Even the deskjets were not bad - for all those people out there who moan about them, what would they replace them with? Epson? Nice printer, as long as you use it constantly.

    I was never fond of the computers, but in fairness, I have yet to meet a consumer machine that I like.

    So it's not just the loss of a consumer computer company, although I know sometimes people at /. forget there is a world outside that - it was a company with alot of great products, and one division of the company basically took over and eviscerated the rest.

    1. Re:I think people are missing the point.... by 0x0d0a · · Score: 2

      HP killed off their calculator development division a while back. I believe that was another Carly move.

      It's kind of depressing -- Carly gets all sorts of recognition because she's the only female CEO of any major tech company...but she's an awful CEO.

    2. Re:I think people are missing the point.... by EDDY+CURRENT · · Score: 0

      It was the feel of the buttons, the twist of the knobs, the ruggedness of the connectors and the steady glow of the LED display that gave a sense of integrity and clean design. That was the HP way. The death started with the spinoff of Agilent and is complete now. To really understand what was loss check this out http://www.e-insite.net/ednmag/index.asp?layout=ar ticle&stt=001&articleid=CA61856&pubdate=2/1/2001

    3. Re:I think people are missing the point.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      the funny thing is...she did the exact same crap at Lucent!
      threw away every all the good divisions the company was known for...convinced Wall Street this was a formula for sucess and raised a lot of money...then bailed when the chickens came home to roost.
      Of course a company denuded of all its prime r&d and specialty businesses can't perform up to the expectations the Street had for Lucent. It's chopped itself up and scattered to the winds.
      But Carly Fiorina was a genius for streamlining ....never paid a price for the damage she caused.
      And went on to wreak the same havoc elsewhere.
      Just like a predecessor of hers at HP - Rick Belluzzo. 20 year printer and ink cartridge salesman, becomes head of HP Computing Division and promptly streamlines their profitable UNIX business almost out of existence. Big failure. Bails and does the exact same shit at Silicon Graphics. (His golden parachute was to become President of Microsoft, nudgewink)

    4. Re:I think people are missing the point.... by SEE · · Score: 2

      There's a reason why that one division took over. None of the others was making a profit.

  34. HP Way by Prolapsed+Anus · · Score: 1

    It seems a lot of younger posters aren't familiar with "The HP Way".

    Well, if I enlightened you as to what the "HP Way" (or the "DECcie" culture), you'd just cast it off as old-fashioned, Keynsian, Socialist management.

    What great technology companies (as opposed to, say, most of the Silicon Valley fly-by-night operations) do is give respect and value: for employees and for customers.

    In addition, great technology companies invest heavily in R&D, the accountants', bean-counters' and short-term investors' worst nightmare.

    HP and DEC offered in effect lifetime employment among other perks. Sure, some employees took advantage of this and offered low productivity but the innovations of both companies speak for themselves.

    HP and DEC actually listened to their customers. In particular, I've spoken directly to DEC engineers in reporting/resolving problems - NOT some third-party technical support office.

    Though I've never directly spoken to HP salespeople, DEC salespeople were engineers selling to engineers - NOT some business-school hack who's more qualified selling stock or used cars.

    Of course, quality service and quality products are typically low-margin and low-profit; stockholders and accountants shun all this.

    Hence, we're left with Microsoft, Compaq (now HPQ), Dell, Apple, Intel and a slew of other substandard, ephemeral technology. At least it's all substantially profitable :-/

    ~PA
    1. Re:HP Way by martissimo · · Score: 2

      HP and DEC actually listened to their customers. In particular, I've spoken directly to DEC engineers in reporting/resolving problems - NOT some third-party technical support office.


      i wholeheartedly agree, my first job dealing with HP was adminning a HP1000 RTEA system, i lucked into the job when my boss left and they asked me to try to hold down the fort till a replacement could be found, i was far underqualified for the position and in way over my head.

      I poured through manuals like a madman and did my best, but honestly it was the great service from HP that allowed me to get by. Funny thing was, about a month later i was doing the same job as the guy i replaced better than he had done it, and managed to keep the job.

      If it wasn't for the great guys at HP that got to know me on a first name basis for a few weeks there, i could have never done it. I'm still gratefull to those guys to this day.

    2. Re:HP Way by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > Though I've never directly spoken to HP salespeople, DEC salespeople were engineers selling to engineers - NOT some business-school hack who's more qualified selling stock or used cars.

      Maybe in the "old, old, days", but the typical DEC arrangement was a tradional sales type weeded "serious inquiries", and had direct and immediate access to a dedicated "smart guy". Both heavily trained in the sales process and all its tricks. The "smart guy" had command authority to access nearly anyone in the company - and everyone in the company knew their priority was to assist customers. Still fairly slimy, but if you asked a direct question you often got a direct and factual answer (Good God, imagine getting that from MS!)

      But you are right. Both HP and DEC's culture were, in the day, based on the lost arts of "good business" principles.

      For those that never had the pleasure, imagine a world where your managers were actually trained in the art and the motto was basically a fair wage for a good day's work.

  35. One difference... by ringbarer · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    The Deskjet printers were HARDWARE, which means there was an environmental cost to their manufacture, and subsequent discarding for more reliable machines.

    Let alone their hatred of recycled ink cartridges. Again, the environmental cost is immense, all in the name of "The HP Way".

    A shoddy company that deserved to fall. But I doubt the new look ComPaquard will be any better. The cost to our children will be catastrophic.

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  36. honor by rogueroo · · Score: 3, Insightful

    A concept currently out of favor.

  37. HP & COMPAQ=??? by GdoL · · Score: 1

    HP & COMPAQ in a few months? Probably in a failed relationship hoping t get the best from the greatest divorce in history.

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  38. It wasn't "rubbish" -- mod this shit down by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's unlikely that the snot-nosed trust-fund Communist who posted the parent message is aware of any aspect of Hewlett-Packard's history beyond last year's stock of $199 Deskjets at CompUSA.

    The HP Way started Silicon Valley. The machine you're typing on exists because Hewlett and Packard showed it was possible for a couple of guys in a garage to make a difference. For the last half of the 20th century, HP's test and measurement equipment was, quite literally, the standard of the world.

    Show some respect, asswipe. These days, the HP nameplate is just another cookie-cutter PC brand, with their T&M line transferred to Agilent. But that's not the fault of the Hewlett or Packard heirs. That's the fault of a gang of bean-counting corporate takeover artists wishing to hell they were Michael Dell, 20 years too late to pull it off.

    1. Re:It wasn't "rubbish" -- mod this shit down by stoolpigeon · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      I've never been called a 'snot-nosed trust-fund Communist' before. Made for the best laugh of my day.

      Since you don't know jack about the people who post on /. it is usually a good idea to refrain from attacking their person. Go after the ideas, the statements, but not the person.

      Ooooo - the HP Way started silicon valley. Is that praise of them or a judgement of guilt?

      Your arrogance keeps you from thinking rationally or being able to put together any kind of decent argument.

      'Asswipe' - yep, I've been called that before. It's funny that you use it in the same sentence as the word 'respect'.

      You prove my point - the company did something in the past and does nothing now. This is how it has been and will be. Has anyone died as a result of the merger? No? Does the merger and the end of the 'HP way' have any major impact on society, culture or history? Nope.

      Then it is just not that big of a deal. Get over it.

      I'm getting a lot of flack for my 2 posts - I really did expect to get modded down as you suggest and I'm kind of surprised I haven't been yet. But what is funny is that most people are flaming me as ACs and have very little of substance to say. This leads me to feel that I am correct in my opinion. Thanks for the confirmation whoever you are.

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    2. Re:It wasn't "rubbish" -- mod this shit down by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      'Asswipe' - yep, I've been called that before. It's funny that you use it in the same sentence as the word 'respect'.

      Respect, like Slashdot karma, is something you earn. Are we (l)earning yet?

    3. Re:It wasn't "rubbish" -- mod this shit down by stoolpigeon · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      "Slashdot karma is something you earn"

      Now I know your delusional.

      I started this morning at 47 - made 2 posts to this thread and you should see it going up and down, up and down. It's been a couple hours and I'm at 46 right now. But that's only because all the points that would have pushed me over 50 are wasted.

      Karma is kind of a game. It is not in any like respect or earned.

      Now go away.

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    4. Re:It wasn't "rubbish" -- mod this shit down by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Thank you, moderators, may I have another?"

      (that's your cue, stoolpigeon. post another message to get marked down, you stupid fuck.)

  39. Secret Message by scottennis · · Score: 4, Funny



    David Packard, using his superior brain power cunningly embedded a repeating hidden message in his poster (five times).

    Using a complex mathematical formula, similar to the one used in the Bible Code, David has the last laugh.

    I have decoded it here for you:

    Hewlett Packard

    1938 -- 2002

    R.I.P.

    The Stanford Theatre still exists today only because of the employees of the Hewlett Packard Company. Without their achievements over the years, there would have been no foundation to purchase and restore this theatre.

    Palo Alto might have had one more book store, or perhaps another restaurant. Architects had plans ready for a new "Casablanca Cafe" at this location when the Packard Foundation rescued the theater in 1987.

    The Hewlett Packard Company was founded in 1938 in a garage on Addison Street only a few blocks from where you are now standing. Back then, the Stanford Theatre was showing brand new movies. In 1938 you could have seen Cary Grant and Katharine Hepburn in Bringing Up Baby and Holiday. You could have seen Errol Flynn in The Adventures of Robin Hood . You could have seen Alice Faye, Don Ameche, Ethel Merman, and Tyrone Power in Alexander's Ragtime Band . You could have seen Jimmy Stewart and Jean Arthur in Frank Capra's You Can't Take It With You . You still can see these same movies at the Stanford Theatre. Our audiences know that they are truly timeless.

    The HP Way also touched many people's lives. Most of us expected that it would last forever -- that it would prove as timeless as a Frank Capra movie. But those entrusted with the duty to safeguard it have exercised their legal right to make another choice. Dura lex, sed lex. The law is harsh, but it is the law.

    HP employees are now on a new ship, being taken on a new voyage. The company has even changed its stock symbol to HPQ to stress that the "old" HP is gone. For the sake of the surviving employees, of course I hope for a good outcome. But it is hard to imagine that their leaders can invent something better than what they left behind.

    David W. Packard

    The Stanford Theatre Foundation.

    1. Re:Secret Message by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

      For those don't want to bother...

      "bite me carly bite me carly bite me carly bite me carly bite me carly"

      I thought the joke would be funnier than that, actually. Here's hoping I saved you some time.

    2. Re:Secret Message by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thanks. I almost took the trouble, but the italics carried over from the article write-up are bothersome to read.

  40. Confused. by poot_rootbeer · · Score: 1, Troll


    Wait, is this David Packard fellow related to the co-founder of HP? The submission didn't really say anywhere.

    1. Re:Confused. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nah, David Packard's the guy who makes cars.

    2. Re:Confused. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ummm, is this a real question?

      Try the first sentence of the submission if you don't mind reading that far into it...

      Have a nice day!

  41. Re:I'd call. Carly's a babe! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I agree!

  42. not latin by dondiego · · Score: 1

    sed == stream editor
    lex == lexical analyzer

    origins of names of common unix utilities have more to do with typing frugality than latin -- read a few history books

  43. Cool hypertext. by dmorin · · Score: 3, Funny

    Did he really put a bunch of URL's to imdb into his poster? NEAT. :)

    1. Re:Cool hypertext. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, they were bar codes. CueCat lives!

  44. The HP Way... by Asprin · · Score: 1

    Since the mid-nineties, HP's engineers in the PC and printer divisions have had *way* too much free time to devote to developing unneeded solutions to monumentally non-problems. Compaq isn't any better (you want to load the BIOS setup program from *WHERE*?), but I've wrestled too many idiotic HP driver install procedures and weird motherboard over-engineering (in the bad way) design 'issues' to have any real sympathy for them. Their printers are still pretty good hardware for the most part, but I use the old embedded MS-written LJ5 series drivers because HP refuses to understand that their drivers cause STOP 50 errors on Citrix servers and most of the time, I can live without the extra features the new drivers would provide. (Don't even get me started on the stupid trend they started with the "printer-monitoring" software for their inkjet printers!) I can understand that they need to try to differentiate their products, but sheesh -- go play some golf or something!

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  45. The New, HPQ Way: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Doing it other than the right way.

    (Can I have the patent on this?) ;)

  46. Reminds me of Disney by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Now look what we got. This is bad, very bad.

    HP stood up for the right things. They battled MS and others. If the new HPQ is just as evil as all the rest, we are fux0r3d.

  47. All gloom and doom??? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Dude needs to quit whining. This is what you risk when you have a public company and a board of directors. Get over it David, you lose. Tough shit. Deal with it.

  48. testing... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    this thing on??

  49. Other great obsolete technology! by newerbob · · Score: 1
    Check out the link on the bottom of that Stanford page of the guy playing that ridiculous theatre organ!

    Like HP's test equipment, there's some more technolgy that's obsolete.

    You can't keep holding on to the past, Mr. Packard!

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    1. Re:Other great obsolete technology! by newerbob · · Score: 1
      ...Oh, in addition to playing obsolete musical instruments, he also makes his website with Adobe PageMill.

      There's another dead product. (Though it ROCKED! It was a mac program, and was the first GUI WYSISWG HTML editor. Unfortunately, Microsoft killed it.)

      I guess HP uses it because HP and Adobe have always been in bed with each other. I suppose HP doesn't like Microsoft either.

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    2. Re:Other great obsolete technology! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Pee Wee Herman, eat your heart out. :)

  50. I've already parted with my HP by eddy · · Score: 1, Troll

    I won't cry for HP the company, but I almost did cry when I discovered that my trusty HP48SX had slipped out of my pocket, to be lost to me forever.

    I can only hope that it somehow found its way into the hands of some other geek, to be loved and cherished always, maybe even to this very day, and that it did not end up crushed, broken, abondoned, littering nature.

    <sniff> I. miss. you.

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    1. Re:I've already parted with my HP by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Ouch. Indeed. The 48SX was about the most-developed calc. they made, and they had some formidably-capable people in their Calc. division. I used to get the HP Journal, an excellent (and free) periodical, which told about the development and manufacture of their carlculators, the world's best, imho. The 49G (G?) is probably still available; similar to a 48, it's developed somewhat even further.

      Enby in Waltham

  51. investment in work by Infonaut · · Score: 2
    I think I see what you're getting at, stoolpigeon. Work is certainly not the be all, end all. But I have noticed in my own work experiences that people bring widely different perspectives to their work. To some, work is a means of making a living. They pour their primary energies into other things, like hobbies or travel, or what have you.

    Family and relationships are vitally important, and I think that to have a balanced life, these things have to take precidence over work. However, we spend a good 1/4 or 1/3 of the best years of our lives at work.

    Since that's the case, some people choose to embrace work as something with intrinsic meaning. You seem to be advocating not getting emotionally involved in your current place of employment, which is an approach that makes sense for you.

    But for some people, work needs to have meaning. These people form strong bonds with their coworkers, they enjoy collective endeavors, they believe that if they work hard with the other people in their organization, they'll all be rewarded.

    I have done the 60-70 hours/wk for the cause type of work before. I enjoyed it at the time, and it provided me with many benefits. But the things that matter to me have shifted, and now it's rare that I put in more than 50 hours a week. But everyone's sense of priorities is their own, and I find it difficult to disparage people who put a lot of hard work into something they believed in.

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  52. Fiorina wanted for death of HP Way by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Well as someone whose family has been involved with the company for many decades, one who spent many summers working various positions in the company and finally someone who joined the company after university I can say that the company I longed to work for and loved to visit dad at was not what I expected in 2000. I left after less than a year, I wanted to be a geek in THE geek company, however, all Carly wanted was sales and marketing. Salesperson does well, give him/her a fancy car for a year, geek solves customer problem in days that has plaqued them for months, tell him it didn't matter cause the sales guy said it should only take a day.

    I would love to go back to the old HP, I suspect Carly will be gone before the end of 2003, all she wanted out of the merger was her massive bonus and raise and to layoff the 15,000 employees who best understood what the HP way was. She will do this and more and find that her synergies will never quite add up to what she hoped and by 2005 hp will look like it did a year ago.

    Sad what a BOD/EC and CEO can do to a company, HP sent me dozens of proxies to vote on the merger, but I have yet to receive a proxy of the March Vote on the BOD. This time next year, we can welcome Walter and hopefully a few other intelligent folks to the board and get back on track.

  53. the HP Way by Monkelectric · · Score: 2
    I was going to make a similiar comment ... the HP way as of late was to build great products to get a good reputation, and then build *shit* and live *off* your reputation.

    Every HP product I've owned was absolute junk. I had my CDR (7000 series) replaced *3* times before it went out of warranty. Each lasted about 3 - 4 months before it would only produce coasters ... cost me easily 200$ in cds (this is back when they cost 2 - 5$ each)

    My HP printer worked when it felt like it. It made these noises like the bow of a ship buckling as it was printing, still worked if you didn't mind being gouged 30$ for an ink tank. Convienantly after its waranty was up, whatever was making the noise gave out completley... printer dead.

    I'm on my *third* HP scanner, the first two died. 90 day warranty my ass. First one, just stopped working one day, electrically dead ... second one, mechanical failure, it made a chunk-chunk-chunk-chunk sound the innards ground to bits one day, also conveniantly out of warranty.

    My *expensive* HP computer at work, the on board sound card just *died* one day. Never has worked since ...

    This is what the death of the "HP way" means to me, less bullshit products. At this point I've basically sworn never to buy another HP again.

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    1. Re:the HP Way by Datafage · · Score: 1

      Why the hell does ANY expensive computer have onboard sound?

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    2. Re:the HP Way by Doctor+Memory · · Score: 1

      Every HP product I've owned was absolute junk.

      Heavy sigh. I have two HP printers (DeskJet 500 and a RuggedWriter), and five HP calculators (A 34C and a 16C I bought in college, a 41CV I bought when I graduated, a 32S-II I bought ten or so years ago, and a 48G I bought when I found out it was the last calculator HP was going to make). All work fine. Even after the batteries leaked in the 41CV, I was able to fix it with some sheet copper and some careful soldering.

      I had no idea their quality had gotten so bad. They and Tektronix were about the only companies I'd consider when looking at test equipment (can't forget Fluke!). Maybe that's what happens when you have to compete in a commodity market, but it's a shame they didn't get out before they had damaged their reputation.

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  54. Who died?? by vitalidea · · Score: 1

    It makes me sick how this campaign going on equates merger with Compaq as Death.

    Carly Fiorina came up with HP Invent campaign and other motivational campaigns and probably saved a stagnant company. Now with a merger, the company should be stronger and produce more great products. HP is not about "cheap PCs" or "disposable printers" as other users have posted.

    What about the new stuff they've given out, like the free HP Application Servers? What about all those chips in your cell phone that filter the reception so it isn't complete crap? HP Labs produces all sorts of great technology.

    Maybe it was time for the "HP Way" to go, because the company was slowing down by the time Fiorina got there. This is probably the last battle needed to get rid of any career bueracrats (sp?) left in the organziation.

    1. Re:Who died?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're clueless. HP hasn't invented CRAP since Carly took over. She was big on "squirt technology" and "e-speak" when she took over -- where are they now? Carly just wants the company to invent new ways of oursourcing and marketing.

      The stuff they "gave away" was just another hardware-for-worthless-stock play that has resulted in mounds of debt for the company. I suppose this is what Carly brought over from Lucent.

      The company did need a change, but an arrogant marketeer was not what they needed. At least they FINALLY have an operations expert in Capellas.

      BTW, HP is about INK. Why else do you think they rigorously enforce patents on ink cartridges? They don't make but a few pennies if any on the printers themselves -- but that $40 ink cartridge is over half profit. HP = INK!

    2. Re:Who died?? by GSloop · · Score: 2

      Just remember your words in 24-36 months.

      We will find HP on the dung heap - and you sir will need to find some crow to eat!

      (Or perhaps I will, but I doubt it - just remember - you thought the merger was "good")

      Cheers!

    3. Re:Who died?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Carly Fiorina came up with HP Invent campaign ...

      You mean she took credit for the HP Invent campaign, which was surely put together by a group of talented marketing and design professionals working as a team over an extended time.

      But, will she also take credit when HP craps out?

  55. The HP Way: A story about David Packard by marhar · · Score: 5, Insightful
    This story told by an engineering director pretty much sums up the HP way:


    "I had just started at HP. At my old company, I had a reserved parking spot near the door. One day I arrived late and was a bit miffed that I had to walk in from the far edge of the parking lot. Until I looked up and saw David Packard walking in from two rows further out."


    Many of the good, progressive things we have cherished about the hi-tech world, such as its egalitarianism, informality, and respect for doing the right thing came directly from these two men.
    1. Re:The HP Way: A story about David Packard by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What, that Dave was often late for work?

    2. Re:The HP Way: A story about David Packard by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      what did you learn from david packard? it sounds to me that you learned how to be the second to last person to arrive at work - just in front of david packard. that's leading by example. david packard should have been parked in the front row right next to the entrance. not because he had a reserved parking space, but because he cared enough to get his ass in to work first everyday.

    3. Re:The HP Way: A story about David Packard by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How exactly does this get a rating of 3 insightful. This is not insightful. If anything it's contradictory. He says he learned to do the right thing from David Packard, the only thing he learned is that David Packard didn't care enough to get to work on time.

    4. Re:The HP Way: A story about David Packard by festers · · Score: 1

      Geeze. It's not about being late or early, it's about management viewing themselves as better than everyone else in the company. Most companies have "management" parking spots in the front so that they can arrive at any time and always have a good spot. David Packard showed his employees that he was one of them by not giving himself a special parking spot.

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  56. The real HP Way, #2 by Futurepower(R) · · Score: 2


    You forgot to mention products that almost never install correctly on the first try.

    Also, troublesome printer software, that even HP tech support tells you should be used.

  57. Re:I say: HP repent by TandyMasterControl · · Score: 2
    we do not need consolidation, we need multiplication!!! spin off the parts that are brining you down HP,

    First spinoff: Carly Fiorina. Who'll give me a plug nickel? Who'll give me a green stamp. Ladies and gentlemen the auction for this fine item of American corporate management expertise has begun and bidding starts at one S&H green stamp or 2 crackerjack boxtops ... what am I bid?
    Full many a industrial giant could restore or ensure their longterm profitability with a similar move: spin off your upper management as a crack consultation firm. Or a shroom consultation firm --whatever their hallucinations most closely resemble.
    HP repent.

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  58. grrrr . . . by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If you kiddies don't understand why the passing of the HP way is the end of an era, or why anyone would regret seeing such a passing, then you probably don't know much about about the history of corporations, nor do you spend much time looking at changes in corporate governance and management strategies. Educate first, pop off second.

  59. Actually... by shaldannon · · Score: 2

    does kind of sound like Microsoft. They have this nasty tendency to appear to be cooperative while behind the scenes doing something dastardly.

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  60. Why change that which makes a profit? by Com2Kid · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Why do people bother trying to 'reinvent' themselves when they are already making a profit and will likely continue to do so in that fashion for as long as the eye can see?

    HP closed their Calculator Research lab, yet it was making them a profit with each new model of calculator released. Yah really smart that one, closing a PROFITABLE part of your business.

    The lady who is now in charge of HP, it says her mission goal is to "Make HP into a innovative internet company."

    Uh WTF??

    Internet companies suck, period. You make a printer you sell a printer and you have yourself a profit. Guarn-friggin-teed.

    Hell I think that this is one case where some CONSERVATIVE management could actually have came in handy.

    Imagine the PHB's conversation for awhile if you will;

    PHB-1: Are we making any money?

    PHB-2: Yah tons of it.

    PHB-1: Ok, lets keep on doing what we are doing and make even more money!

    Compared to what seems to have actually happened;

    PHB-1: Are we making money?

    PHB-2: Yah tons of it.

    PHB-1: Ok then lets completely restructure the company go through a big merger close down our operations assloads of profitable sectors and go with something completely new and untested!

    And people wonder why I have such disdain for business majors. . . . .

    1. Re:Why change that which makes a profit? by cmcguffin · · Score: 1


      For better or worse, simply being profitible isn't enough if you're a public company. Growth -- of revenue, profits, and ultimately stock price -- is what matters when you're accountable to Wall Street.

      Of course, HP's management could have bucked the trend of serving shareholders and stock price above all else. They could have focused instead of serving their community, customers, and employees first.

      Such old-fashioned ideas don't hold much sway amongst those running and investing in public companies these days.

    2. Re:Why change that which makes a profit? by mav[LAG] · · Score: 2

      Why do people bother trying to 'reinvent' themselves when they are already making a profit and will likely continue to do so in that fashion for as long as the eye can see?

      The Register reckons it was the fault of Sircam. Carly got infected and the worm sent along an e-mail to Michael Capellas with the subject "Hi! How are you? I sent you this file in order to have your advice" and attached was a file with the name HP_Strategy.DOC :)

      I fell off my chair laughing, but it seems almost plausible given the alternatives...

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    3. Re:Why change that which makes a profit? by negativethirsty · · Score: 1

      one word "marketing"

      engineers seem to have laid down for the trendy marketing types.
      I guess i should run out and buy a lifetime suppy of hp48's while there are still a few left. Ironicly they were built the "old" Hp way and the one i currently have is a lifetime supply.

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    4. Re:Why change that which makes a profit? by nomel · · Score: 1

      "Internet companies suck, period. You make a printer you sell a printer and you have yourself a profit. Guarn-friggin-teed."

      Just to let you know, they loose money on every printer they sell, at least the new ones. They make it on the ink.

      Nomel

    5. Re:Why change that which makes a profit? by Phibian · · Score: 1

      First of all: It's all about growth of profit, not whether profit exists - and unfortunately - that's the way the market/society works... (and this is true whether you "have disdain" or not)

      Secondly - "Internet companies suck, period." Where does this come from? It's kind of a throw away comment that you don't bother to backup or even explain. Are you saying that companies that label themselves as "dot-com" suck? Or that companies that sell intangibles (such as software) suck? Or something completely different? What's that got to do with HP exactly??? I could go off on a big rant about generalizations here, but I'll try to restrain myself.

      Finally: "You make a printer you sell a printer and you have yourself a profit. Guarn-friggin-teed."
      A) Just because you make a physical product doesn't mean that you will be able to sell it, or that you will make a profit. It's quite possible that the costs of creating that product + healthy product are higher than what other vendors can sell it for or worse, what people are willing to pay for it. There's the whole concept of economies of scale thrown in here too. It's a useful idea to know about, even if you don't agree because many business decisions are taken in order to achieve it.

      B) You should know that printers are sometimes called to be the "razor blades" of the hardware business. The profit is made on the ink, not the printer.

      But then, what do I know. I'm not a business major.

    6. Re:Why change that which makes a profit? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yippie.. Biz Major here .. :)

      calculators -- honestly .. calculators? sure they might have been the best thing since the wheel, but how many people are using advanced function calculators nowadays? Seems to me most people whip out a spreadsheet/computer/whatever and do the calculations on there .. So maybe it is profitable, but past profits don't ensure future profits -- my guess is calculators in general are a mature/declining market.

      merger -- sure mergers are generally geared toward investors more than anything -- and sure they are scary and high risk -- however, seems to me that both Compaq and HP have been not faring all that well in the market .. declining sales to the likes of Dell and Sun .. so I guess HP could just sit back and do the "HP WAY" or take some action, do a merger, reduce the duplicate employees, increase sales/employee ratios, restructure the entire company to be be geared toward the next 10-15 years or whatever and be highly competitive (I mean, being the 900lb gorilla has some benefits.. :)

      Will it work? Its a big risk .. and my guess is it won't work in the short term .. there will be a lot of issues that need to be resolved. However, I think 2 years from now, it will be a stronger company that the individual companies. Time will tell.

    7. Re:Why change that which makes a profit? by bujoojoo · · Score: 0

      Making and selling hardware is not an optimum business model.

      HP: Make one printer, sell one printer = not much money.

      M$: Write one piece of shit software, sell it a million times = a shitload of money.

      See the difference?

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    8. Re:Why change that which makes a profit? by frank_adrian314159 · · Score: 2
      Why do people bother trying to 'reinvent' themselves when they are already making a profit and will likely continue to do so in that fashion for as long as the eye can see?

      Because it's no longer about making a profit - it's about growth.

      If you continue to make only a steady profit, year after year, the stock price stays where it is or falls due to people migrating to stocks that might grow. It's the beauty of capitalism.

      If you were a CEO today and had a division that had a mature product in a saturated market that brought in 5% a year ROI and another one that needed that money to grow at 20% a year to be 5X as big as the first within five years with a 50% chance of success, the numbers tell you to go with the second because the expected rate of return more than makes up for the risk.

      Yeah, it sucks, but if you like capitalism, you like the process. You can argue with the estimates, but not with the process. Capitalism has no morality - it doesn't care if it's good, only if it makes money. And mo' money is mo' betta...

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    9. Re:Why change that which makes a profit? by Mistah+Blue · · Score: 1

      HP's management has a fiduciary interest to the shareholders (the owners of the company). That said, I would rather have a profitable company (i.e. one that makes money), rather than some high growth enterprise that has a loss each quarter (unless you look at the totally bogus pro-forma numbers -- business-speak for we can't make a profit, so let's massage the numbers so it "appears" we make a profit).

    10. Re:Why change that which makes a profit? by Com2Kid · · Score: 1

      B) You should know that printers are sometimes called to be the "razor blades" of the hardware business. The profit is made on the ink, not the printer.

      This is only a recent thing, they used to cost armloads of money, heh.

      (In fact the higher end Laser printers still do. ^_^ )

      A) Just because you make a physical product doesn't mean that you will be able to sell it, or that you will make a profit.

      Yah, but I figured that most people would realize that this _IS_ HP we are talking about here, they do not exactly have troubles offloading stock. . ..

      Secondly - "Internet companies suck, period." Where does this come from? It's kind of a throw away comment that you don't bother to backup or even explain. Are you saying that companies that label themselves as "dot-com" suck? Or that companies that sell intangibles (such as software) suck? Or something completely different?


      Ok how about this one;

      Companies that label themselves as "restructuring to become a global player in the internet based marketplace" without having any real idea as to WTF they are going to be doing;

      suck.

      ^_^


      What's that got to do with HP exactly???


      Oh, their new president/ceo/whatever position the recently aquired high level female PHB is occupying (not trying to be sexist, but hell it did make the news so when I say 'that female PHB who is now leading up HP' many people will know who I am talking about), was hired with 'that' job goal.

      Whatever that goal is exactly. . . .

      Well, besides a bunch of buzzwords thrown together. :)

    11. Re:Why change that which makes a profit? by Com2Kid · · Score: 1

      Because it's no longer about making a profit - it's about growth.

      Of which I might add that CLOSING DOWN profitable sectors only reverses.

      If you are making X profit and you close down a Sector you are now making (X-S) profit (S being whatever amount of money the Sector was bringing into your company.)

      Which means you have just shrunk. . . .

  61. Not quite the HP way... by rusty0101 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The HP Way, as I understand it was to give the employees of the company a free hand in deciding what products needed to be developed, and what parts were needed for those products. From the equipment they initially built and sold to the Walt Disney company, through their decision to let "The Woz" take his computer design with him as he left the company, they showed an interest in those products that they believed would be profitable, and letting engineers have a free hand to do what they wished, including leaving for greener pastures.

    While I am not sure that the new company will exhibit the same "Way", I do not see anything preventing new startups from using this method of operations.

    As I understand it, parts of this "Way" have been used in other companies. There has been much talk of the "Apple Way" which encourages people to try new things.

    We may never see another large company that works the way HP did. If so, I think the world will be a poorer place. On the other hand, as companies are looking into more and more Open Source projects, I suspect that the philosophy of Open Source will propigate into other parts of corporate operations.

    Then again, I could be wrong.

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  62. Inovation is dead or dang close to it. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I rember using an HP for cad work in 1985 in college it was a very cool system.
    I rember HP bringing out one of the first laptops. Also very cool.
    I guess few of you all rember the 80's When Byte magazine revieved all sorts of computers some of which could did not use an x86 or an OS from Microsoft. Yes I love Linux but it is based on Unix. Open source is inovative not Lunix it's self. Even Apple is Unix+NeXTStep+Mac nothing really hot and new.
    I do miss the Amiga, Atari ST, Acron Risc, and Sinclair days. Oh well at least we all have a lot of really fast cheap computers that run probrams that all pretty much all look and work alike.

  63. About Apple. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Don't lump Apple into the category of companies raped by execs and left to hawk "substandard, ephemeral technology".

    While that label might have been appropriate in 1996, when Apple was on it's deathbed, it is not accurate in 2002. I'm not a big fan of Steve Jobs, certainly not a member of his cult of personality, but the man is a true visionary, not an MBA hack out to turn a dime so he can make the lease payment on his 911 Turbo. Steve Jobs in fact has rescued Apple from the dark alley it was found lying in, after being raped and beaten by a soda water salesman extrodinaire. The soda water salesman whose black magic show might have seemed intriguing in 1985, but by the early 90's everyone had figured out the magic and left the show.

    Jobs turned Apple around; it's profitable again, has a vision, has developed new products in an amazingly short period of time and the man isn't even paying himself a dime. He's motivated by a huge ego hellbent on being the best, not the richest.

    1. Re:About Apple. by 0x0d0a · · Score: 2

      Actually, he's been paid $1 for each year so far.

      But don't go giving him an altruism award anytime soon...I believe it was only last year that Apple gave him a private jet (quite a few millions), and recently that they gave him quite a few more millions in stock options. The $1 salary is a cute quote, but doesn't mean much.

  64. What I find interesting... by nortcele · · Score: 2, Informative


    is that several of my friends who work in the trench at HP were very much against the merger while another friend at HP (upper management and gets to ride in the plane with Carly) was for it. Don't know what that tells you, but there is a definite fragmentation between employees and management. Time will tell, but the fragmentation is hard to overcome.

    Second thing... Feel bad for the many good employees at Enron and Arthur who really had no say in the demise of their companies AND lost their jobs. I'd rather receive a call like the DEC emplyees did than spend endless nights awake wondering if/when/where the second shoe would drop. Just reaffirms the advice that everyone should have 3-6 months of expenses banked away. I finally got there and have never been sorry (well, I had some nagging thoughts during the dotcom stock craze about missed opportunity, but not now). No, it wasn't easy... but I sure sleep better.

    1. Re:What I find interesting... by arkane1234 · · Score: 1

      Just reaffirms the advice that everyone should have 3-6 months of expenses banked away. I finally got there and have never been sorry (well, I had some nagging thoughts during the dotcom stock craze about missed opportunity, but not now). No, it wasn't easy... but I sure sleep better.

      I wish I would have done that when I was working. I used to have a great job, the peak of my career as a Unix Engineer. I've been unemployed for close to a year now after massive layoffs and from what it appears the whole industry expects you to suddenly have a masters degree and 10 years experience for the same price.

      Can't even get a freakin' job as a customer service representative now.

      Gang, if you have a job, love it. I did while I was working, and I still think back to that time. I had more confidence back then too... amazing what something like a good job with good people around you can do for you.

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    2. Re:What I find interesting... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Easy to answer. MS was (and still is) conducting an aggresive FUD campaign against the merger. One of its goals was to drive a wedge between managment and employees. This was done partly from within, via board members and managment with MS heavy investment portfolios. It was also done in periodicals known to be in MSs pocket. This is a standard tactic. In war time it is called sedition. Unfortunatly, the farther down the ladder, you are, the less data you have available. The less data you have, the easier it is to lie to you. MS is founded on lies

    3. Re:What I find interesting... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe you picked the wrong horse to back (UNIX). I'm not saying any one alternative would have been better, but hell, I am in hardware. There's always work somewhere if you know hardware.

  65. Exactly by shaldannon · · Score: 2

    We're an insidious virus infecting the unsuspecting legions of corporate proprietary software slaves. Mwuahahahahahaha!

    Seriously...it all goes back to memes. The open source meme > proprietary software meme. I wonder what kind of meme would displace open source...?

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    1. Re:Exactly by JonK · · Score: 1
      I wonder what kind of meme would displace open source...?

      The Quality Software meme - quality being something which the majority of the public really want, unlike Openness or Freeness which most of them couldn't give a rat's ass about.

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  66. Okay, something else then by 0x0d0a · · Score: 2

    "Honor" may be a bit too ideological.

    How about this? Shafting your employees and ripping a company up without a pretty clear, concise, and well-defined goal is a bad idea. You kill worker morale, you lose customer confidence, and you (as in any reorganization) are going to be losing money for a while. As a matter of fact, the only people that are likely to benefit from this merger *may* be the shareholders of HP (which I really, really doubt...Compaq is a godawful acquisition), and, of course, the execs, which get nice merger bonuses.

    Frankly, I think the entire idea of executive bonuses for execs in strategic decision-making positions should be tossed in the trash. It biases the exec to do a job that will make them money, not that will help the company. If the board of the directors wants to vote to give a specific person a nice fat bonus for something exceptional, great.

    1. Re:Okay, something else then by operagost · · Score: 2

      Sounds kinda like the Daimler-Chrysler merger. Just look at the results.

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    2. Re:Okay, something else then by acesfull · · Score: 2

      I hear that. I am an automotive engineer and have lived in the Detroit area my whole life. And Chrysler just seems GONE to me. No connection to the senior managment that turned the company around 10 or so years ago, no connection to the sweet Mopar products of the sixties. These mergers make the execs a lot of money (look at Eaton), but they leave us grunt-level employees with an uncertain future and very little sense of company pride or loyalty.

  67. Re:Confusion will be my epitaph by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    lol
    These are so stupid that they're funny

  68. Well well by Mongoose · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I think the roadmap looks fine, since a lot of the HP desktop/mobile lines were crap compared to compaq. Look at the numbers -- people perfer the compaq lines -- and that's why a lot of the HP divisions are going to be trimmed.

    I only buy compaq notebooks lately, since they're easy to fix/upgrade/maintain if you get the right line. HP laptops? I never considered... I've tried half a dozen other OEMs for PC laptops, but never HP. It seems looking at the sells figures I wasn't alone.

    As for backend systems and consumer desktops it's not even close, Compaq is #1 b/c of their branding and deals with PoVs like rat shack. HP should've made better products at better price points. BTW I only use IBM for my workstations, sorry guys. I wouldn't mind a nice Proliant however if we weren't locked into Dell at work.

    I'm sorry Packard, but even Carly is right sometimes.

    1. Re:Well well by ewhac · · Score: 2

      HP laptops? I never considered... I've tried half a dozen other OEMs for PC laptops, but never HP. It seems looking at the sells figures I wasn't alone.

      I can't speak toward HP's more recent offerings, but the HP Omnibook 800CT I own is easily one of the most wonderful things I've ever had the privilege of owning. Sure, it's dog slow (166MHz Pentium) compared to more recent laptops, but it'll be a long time before I part with it.

      It's no one thing, but a bunch of small details that made me fall in love with the thing:

      • Built-in SCSI (being a SCSI bigot with lots of old drives, this was a nice plus),
      • Perfect "heft": not too heavy, not too thin or fragile (I'm always afraid I'm going to snap those ultra-thin Sony VAIOs in half),
      • Static RAM and a FET in the hard drive power line means you can leave the machine in Standby mode for a month before the battery needs recharging,
      • Honest-to-$(GOD) "Instant-On" feature (from Standby mode, press the power button; it's on now),
      • The hinge (actually a clutch) on the display stays where you leave it; the display doesn't spring or flex back when you let it go.

      The machine isn't perfect -- the keyboard is sticky, the display could be higher-res, and the BIOS "hiccups" occasionally -- but the number of things HP did right make it so gosh-darned nice that I'll probably still be holding on to it ten years from now.

      I had the privilege of meeting one of the designers of the machine. He says it was the last such machine HP designed in-house. Everything after that was farmed out to OEMs. Too bad; a machine like this with a modern CPU and display would rock.

      Schwab

    2. Re:Well well by linuxtuba · · Score: 0

      Too bad; a machine like this with a modern CPU and display would rock.

      Sounds like you've got a potential project....:)

      ~Steve

  69. Let's lament the "old IBM" while we're at it by smagruder · · Score: 1, Flamebait

    Let's get real here. Change happens. I'm a former IBMer who worked for that company before their big (and badly needed) changes in the 1990's. Do I lament the tons of dead wood IBM had on staff? Do I lament the socialist society IBM built within? Do I lament the multitudes of poor quality products IBM produced due to extremely poor management practices (and the aforementioned dead wood)? Of course not. The "HP Way" is dead. Who gives a shit?!?

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    1. Re:Let's lament the "old IBM" while we're at it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      yeah, except the new IBM sucks too. so much potential, so little intelligence in management. fucking hell, i wish the job market wasn't so terrible, or i'd leave.

  70. If you don't understand compaq servers... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You are still a worthless amateur. Go back to flipping burgers, loser.

  71. Fiorina's idea of Good Business by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    To give you a small idea of how fast she will crush this company...

    The same week that they layed off 5,000 plus employees last year, she was having $100,000+ stereo systems put into her 2, count them 2, private, company jets.

    Yeah, she's a bitch.

  72. You know... by CrazyDuke · · Score: 1

    HP was one of the few large tech corps that I did not hear or come face to face with it screwing over its customers. My only problem with HP was price. But, the damn things worked.

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  73. Redundant... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Was it really necessary to point out that he's the son of one of the founders of HP twice??

  74. Re:Which is more painful by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Congratulations! You found the tag!

    Asshole.

  75. Original HP by mla_anderson · · Score: 2, Interesting
    Well, from a historical point of view HP was a test and measurement company. They expanded into the clone market, but what they were respected for was still the test equipment.

    The real HP became Agilent a couple years ago. I heard that when preparing for the split HP determined that the PC portion of the business would not survive a name change (which means all they had to offer in competition was name recognition).

    HP is alive and well and out of reach of Carly, it's just known as Agilent now.

    (And no I don't work for HP, I work for a competitor.)

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    1. Re:Original HP by Guy+Harris · · Score: 3, Informative
      Well, from a historical point of view HP was a test and measurement company. They expanded into the clone market,

      Umm, if by "clone market" you mean the market of selling "IBM-compatible PC's", you left out a small step there, i.e. the step where they got into the computer business before there was a "clone market" (heck, before there were "IBM-compatible PC's").

      They had a line of 16-bit minicomputers dating back to the 1960's, and other lines of computers such as the HP 3000's, the original 68K-based UNIX boxes, and the PA-RISC boxes (running both UNIX and the MPE OS from the HP 3000's; they used, as I remember, binary-to-binary translation to allow both native 32-bit PA-RISC code and the old stack-based 16-bit HP 3000 code to run on the PA-RISC 3000's).

    2. Re:Original HP by RevCheswollen · · Score: 1


      Uh, Guy, you also left out a whompin' big step there, where they bought out Apollo because their own computers sucked wind outrageously.

      Then they threw out two operating systems with real potential and created the infamously horrible HP-UX, which is the lamest Unix on the market at the moment.

  76. Maybe they'll reverse-engineer themselves now by infinite9 · · Score: 2

    Maybe they can use that Compaq reverse-engineering know-how to get around those chips in teh HP inkjet cartridges.

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    1. Re:Maybe they'll reverse-engineer themselves now by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      For a time I worked for a company that reverse-engineered the HP Deskjet cartridge. They used it in one of their medium-end wide carriage color printers.

      What they did was buy new inkjet carts, drill 'em and dump out the black ink, and put on a big 'IV Bottle' of their own ink in a bag that hangs over the printhead on a flexible tube.

      They went in and ohmed out and figured out the connector on the HP cartridges and just took 'em over and used them themselves.

      I left the company before finding out if and how HP sued them.

  77. Re:Secret Message (bored at work) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "bite me carly" repeated 5 times

  78. Good Ridance to Bad Computers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Have you ever actually used a HP product. Their printers spent the last half of a decade going downhill right along side their ever more pricey and less functional scanners, their cameras got only niche acceptance and cheap taiwanese parts, and their PC's spend more time going down than a Bangcok whore on saturday night after the fleet pulls in.

  79. Irony by Rhonwyn · · Score: 1

    How ironic is it to read the "Epitaph to HP" and have an HP ad right next to it?

  80. Summary by donutello · · Score: 2

    HP employees (not the company) helped save the Stanford theatre. Stanford theatre good. HP employees did good things. "HP Way" good is somehow inferred from that.

    HP merged with Compaq and changed the symbol. The old HP Way did good things. I don't think the HPQ way will be good because the HP way was.


    WTF? That made no sense at all. If HP employees did good things, presumably that should not change at all with the same employees working for pretty much the same company with a different stock symbol.

    This will probably get modded down as a troll by those who disagree - oh well, I'm karma capped anyway.

    Regardless of your opinion of whether the merger is a good thing or not, this letter is nothing but FUD. He spends a lot of time talking about how the Stanford theater is great and how great the old days were but completely fails to connect that to the merger or the name change being bad.

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  81. We use Agilent... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And we call them "Agilen't". Note the apostrophe.

  82. Who is our economy for? by snarfer · · Score: 1

    The HP/Compaq situation and the effect on the employees brings to mind one of my favorite questions:

    Who is our economy for, anyway?

    1. Re:Who is our economy for? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Answer: For those who consider greed to be sacred.

  83. Passed on Apple/Mac by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    I'm sure someone can prove me wrong, but didn't the Woz have to show Apple stuff to HP know-it-alls right about the time it became "Apple," and they laughed it off?


    I'd call THAT the exact moment HP died.


    Oh, and anyone recall the stupid "see dudes stand in old garage, hear probably Carly say 'watch us'" TV commercial of a year or two ago? Someone want to remind me of what HP did in the past 18 months that I should have been watching?


    Man, I can think of a few billion other things that might make me shed a tear. This? Talk about long overdue ...

  84. Re:CLITS in the house by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Forget about CLIT, support CAT - the Committee to Abolish TLAs. (What are TLAs you ask? Three Letter Acronyms, of course.)

  85. Holy smokes! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Apple is alive (selling Unix no less). HP is dead. Wow.

  86. That "Stanford Theatre" site... by newerbob · · Score: 1
    ...that you linked to in the article appears to be an unnofficial site; at least the "faq" disclaims any connection to Stanford.

    It's interesting, though, that according to whois, the same guy who runs that web site, also owns this curious site . I wonder if David W. Packard has anything to do with the Mighty Oracle of Ya-hoot?

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  87. what whiny sack of sh!t by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    this guys thinks that just because his daddy started the company that he should still get to make the decisions even though he doesn't own at least 51% of the shares. well, when you sell out, you don't get to make decisions. if he wants the company run the way he wants, buy back more shares. you don't get to pay with the money and run the ship. it's one or the other.

  88. It was inevitable, right? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I think Packard's message -- the message that so many of the posters here seem not to comprehend -- is that there is choice in this world. Except for the occasional natural disaster, the world doesn't just happen to be the way it is. Our world is shaped by people. And who are these people? WE ARE THE PEOPLE. You can blame it on Fiorina or whomever you like, but the world is made by us all. David Packard did everything within his power to maintain a piece of the world that is important to him and to a lot of others. It's too bad the rest of the world has changed so much that the HP Way must struggle so to survive. People still need to know that what they do for others makes an important difference -- and doing good for others should be our prime directive.

  89. What impresses me most... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...is how he managed to get links into the poster.

  90. On the bright side... by i_am_nitrogen · · Score: 2

    On the bright side of things, though, a lot of the testing equipment was taken over by Agilent when they split. Hopefully, if HP stops producing quality 80grand test equipment, Agilent will fill that gap. The thing that upsets me the most though, was that they simply dropped the calculator division!!! Their calculator division was profitable, and had excellent market penetration. What the heck were they thinking??!?

    1. Re:On the bright side... by dr_db · · Score: 1

      Apparently, windows XP didn't install on them, so Ms. Fiona had them killed. :-)

      Yeah, all their other stuff was very nice. Built by engineers to be used by like-minded technical staff, not sold in a drugstore.

    2. Re:On the bright side... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I couldn't agree more. Fellow engineers in school would snicker and poke fun at anyone with a Casio calculator or god forbid a solar powered one. There stuff is/was bulletproof. The same can be said for their printer line. If the merger and Fiona administration sacrifice quality at the expense of the bottom line or marketability of the products that they do best, then they deserve what the markets will do to them.

  91. Sentimentality, Blue-light specials & hypocris by diabolus_in_america · · Score: 3, Insightful
    The reasons for the merger are pretty evident, if one looks closely at the leadership of both Compaq and HP. Both Cappellas and the now-infamous Fiorina would've been gone within a year from their respective positions, with nasty blackmarks on their resumes. No more multi-million dollar bonuses for them. No more being Wall Street darlings. These two who so easily and soullessly talk of tens of thousands of job cuts couldn't stand to possibility of being out on their keisters.

    So... two struggling companies with ineffective, clueless CEO's come to the only decision that'll keep them in a position of power for another year or so..


    "Hey, Mike... let's combine our companies!"
    "Great, Carly! What do you think our bonuses will be next year?"
    "Why, whatever we say they will be, darling! Hahahahah!"


    The deal was masqueraded in bunches of buzzwords and double-speak. They claimed it would allow them to leverage all sorts of synergies for their customers. Of course, they never told their customers exactly how the joining of two alike companies would be beneficial. We were just suppose to trust Carly and Mike that it would. They even tried to coax Wall Street's blessing by saying that the merger would allow them to (gasp!) compete with IBM and its Global Services Division! Goodness knows that was so very re-assuring to the thousands of HP customers who were left in the dark for months and who were lied to about the e3000 line of servers.


    "Don't worry about them cutting out the 3000 line!"
    "Why?"
    "Carly says HP can now compete with IBM!!"
    "We're saved!"


    So now, Compaq and HP shift from the HP Way to something more akin to the Woolworth Way, which goes something like this: let's sell as much crap as we can, as quickly as we can, before we go under!

    There have been a lot of Slashdotters comment negatively about David Packard's eulogy for the HP Way. I've seen numerous comments that say it's just a company, not a religion and other such rubbish. But for tens of thousands of HP employees, the HP Way was as much a part of their lives as religion. It gave them a sense of belonging, a sense of security and a sense of honor, all at the same time.

    This week, one man and one woman have succeeded in absolutely destroying the lives of tens of thousands of people, all in the name of corporate profits and non-sensical words like "synergy."

    Take a minute to respect that and to think about that, because a very unique and wonderful chapter in American business history was just closed.

  92. ok, so i'm late to this game by el_guapo · · Score: 1

    but i work at the "mergee" - and while at first it REALLY bugged me, now that it's over and me whining does no more good - i can look at it a bit more objectively. hp may have great people, but they lost money in all of their business divisions except printers (sorry, the calculators are gone). how can you be a big computer/services company if you only make money on printers? (and then a lot of it was on the cartridges and paper) compaq made money (albeit not much lately, but then NOONE is right now) in all of their business divisions, and had no printer division. if you line the 2 product lines up, they actually mesh VERY well. excepting the jornada and netserver, everything else meshes. hp has nothing to match a himilaya, for instance - and compaq has nothing to match an hp9000 (you can pretend big alpha's do, but businesses don't think so). on the software side the only "overlap" is tru64/hpux, and hpux is WAY more accepted by the market. the new hp has announced the new product line, but i don't see it on the web page so i'm not going to list it, but anyone knowledgable looking from the outside can see they mesh very well with a few exceptions.

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    1. Re:ok, so i'm late to this game by wolf- · · Score: 1

      I would say that the Jornada and the Ipaqs dont overlap completely. The Jornada has some nice entry level models that did not compete with the Ipaq directly.

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  93. Public versus Private by mcg1969 · · Score: 1

    If a company like HP wanted to preserve its "Way" forever, then it should have never gone public.

    The moment it did, it surrendered any right to completely control its destiny---trading it instead for a duty to preserve and enhance shareholder value. At that point, The HP Way survived only to the extent that it didn't conflict with that new, higher-priority goal.

    The problem is that the value of a stock is in its growth potential, not in its current value. Therefore the shareholders rightly demand not just that the company is profitable and maintains that, but that it becomes more profitable over time. A private company has no such requirement. If its owners are content with slow growth and rock-solid profit, it has no need to alter its strategy.

    Furthermore, even if the HP Way may have provided genuine long-term growth, most shareholders simply aren't that patient. And it's not the company's job dictacte how much "long term" is acceptable; it's the shareholder's job to dictate that to the company. Again, another vote in favor of private status---if the owners are willing to swallow some lean years, it is their prerogative.

    The HP Way, therefore, took its first step towards the grave at HP's IPO.

    1. Re:Public versus Private by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Uh, if you (or your employees) can't make money doing what you're doing, regardless of whether your company is public or not, you and your ways are not going to survive.

      And, by the way, HP went public how long ago?

  94. ok, i found it - check it out by el_guapo · · Score: 1

    http://www.hp.com/hpinfo/newsroom/press/07may02b.h tm

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  95. two timing lamers here by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You can't whine and moan about evil corporations killing the planet and then turn around and cry that HP merged with Compaq....

    How can you have 'evil' labels for big corporations and 'love' HP is a contradiction.

  96. Dura lex, sed lex by TheGratefulNet · · Score: 2
    % sed lex
    sed: -e expression #1, char 2: Extra characters after command

    oh well.

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  97. Hewlett-Paq? Hewpaq? Compackard? Hewlett-Paqard? by Slashdolt · · Score: 2

    Pubiq Hacker?

    Or maybe they should get some new name that includes morphs of "paradigm", and "synergy", that make abosolutely no sense yet are trademarkable.

    I bet "Synerdigm" and "Parasys" and "Digmergy" are all already taken, though.

  98. You want to know what HP used to mean?? by SharpNose · · Score: 2, Informative

    Used to be, you turned to HP when you needed a transistor tester, a logic analyzer, a microcomputer with CRT display and built-in printer that you could hook up to a lot of other equipment but was small enough to carry under your arm, an oscilloscope, a precision function generator, the kind of calculator you needed when you were through "screwing around," a minicomputer to run avionics test systems - basically most everything you would need to design, build, and test complex electronic equipment.

    Now, you turn to HP when you want to buy a PC from a department store that runs a second-rate, security-compromised OS whose basic goal when you first turn it on appears to be to sell you stuff.

    1. Re:You want to know what HP used to mean?? by billstewart · · Score: 3, Informative
      The High Priced hardware was always rock-solid - the HP35 calculators weren't the only things you could accidentally run through a snowblower without damaging them. However, their equipment was often very proprietary and quirky in the way it did things, with as much Not Invented Here So We'll Build Our Own Deliberately Different Spec as anybody in the industry. Remember the HP-IL Interface Loop for talking to peripherals (competing with Appletalk)? Remember using HP-IB (the IEEE-488 Interface Bus stuff) as a way to connect all sorts of things together? (It was pretty cool for what it did, and actually did make sense in the test-equipment world, but as a computer interface it meant you had to buy all the peripherals from HP.)


      HP3000s were Really Funky Mainframe-like Things. The Unix-based machines ran HPUX, which was almost exactly like Unix, but had really bizarre ideas about how RS-232 should be dealt with, and I spent far too much of my career for a couple years haggling with it and with drivers for HP printers.

      On the other hand, remember when HP printers came with manuals that actually told you what the escape sequences were so you could do anything you wanted, not just 'how to tell Microsoft Products X/Y/Z that you have an HP printer?? That's because they were written by engineers for engineers, so you could actually understand what the equipment was doing and how to use it. Nobody writes manuals like that any more, unfortunately.

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    2. Re:You want to know what HP used to mean?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The name of the Company has been changed to Agilent. There is some ersatz organization going around and calling itself HP, but it realy is not HP.

    3. Re:You want to know what HP used to mean?? by John+Miles · · Score: 2

      Remember using HP-IB (the IEEE-488 Interface Bus stuff) as a way to connect all sorts of things together? (It was pretty cool for what it did, and actually did make sense in the test-equipment world, but as a computer interface it meant you had to buy all the peripherals from HP.)

      Good thing nobody told National Instruments.

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  99. Re:Excuse me, (open your mind) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I've dealt with (and bought from) most of the big computer manufacturers, and purchased quite a bit for work.

    I bought an HP pc a few years back for my parents. They liked it, it worked fine - but one day the 17" monitor died (this was back when 17" monitors were ~ $600). I called support, and they offered to replace it, no questions asked. They were originally going to ship me a new monitor right away, and have me RMA the broken one back to them - but the tech on the phone noticed that there was going to be an in-home service tech in my area shortly, and offered to send him out free of charge instead.

    Long story short, HP replaced the monitor free of charge, within a day, and did it in-home. It might have cost them a couple bucks extra to go to the extra trouble - but they earned my respect and a lot of repeat business because of it.

    Most companies I've dealt will stick you with the price of a service contract, additional fees, etc if you want that type of personal service. The tech on the phone could have just left it at "ship it back to us and we'll send you a new one", and it would have been fine.. But going the little extra bit of a mile impressed me, and ultimately made them more money.

    It's not as much about the products; nothing is perfect. It's about personality, commitment, and sincerity.

  100. HP way by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If people really want to know about the hp way check out this book "the hp way" http://www.powells.com/cgi-bin/biblio?inkey=62-088 7308171-0 I live in corvallis oregon, where HP has one of there major plants. It is a small town and basically everyone works ether for the university, or HP, or supporting them in some way. Back in the 80's HP hit some hard times and instead of firing anyone, the managment took somelike like a 15% pay cut, and the works all took a 10% pay cut. This allowed them to still make a profit, keeping shareholders happy, and refouces there efforts. It worked, and i am sad to see that type of managment go.

  101. Re:Sentimentality, Blue-light specials & hypoc by wolf- · · Score: 1

    Your corporate "way" isnt a religion until you have your own hymn book.

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  102. Close, but not quite... by Cutriss · · Score: 2

    lex is short for Lexical Analyzer. It's useful for developing grammars and languages, a la Chomsky and Greibach.

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  103. Trouble Started About Ten Years Ago by Lucas+Membrane · · Score: 1
    HP used to have engineers in the sales department for its minicomputers, etc. They would help the customers figure out what to buy, what connected to what, how to put together and order, how to check on when it was coming, how to modify the order while it was still in the works, etc. It was insanely complicated, but with engineers holding the customers hands, it was successful. Then, they decided that the market was too competitive to have engineers out selling. They cut out all the marketing engineers, but they didn't simplify the system. The customers were loyal, but they had one complaint, they couldn't figure out what to order, how to order it, when it would show up, or what else they would need. That was quite a blow to a successful business.

    That's about when they started with all this abrasive-in-the-toner crap and microchip in the ink ribbon kind of silliness. Any business that treats customers like captives instead of customers is circling the bowl. It may take a generation to go down the tube, but it will.

  104. R.I.P by man_ls · · Score: 3

    I have to say I was moderately touched...he doe seem right, a lot of the direction and focus isn't apparent any more since the merger. It's sad to see one of the founders of the computer industry being destroyed or changed beyond recognition.

  105. Re:Hewlett-Paq? Hewpaq? Compackard? Hewlett-Paqard by WeirdKid · · Score: 1

    Heh. A quick look over at the Internet Anagram Server took paradigm and synergy and came up with Spermy Dairy Gang.

    Do you think that's trademarked yet?

  106. The Stanford Theater (just barely on topic) by doom · · Score: 3, Insightful
    I just thought I throw in a bit of praise for what David Packard has done with the Stanford Theater. It's now the place to go to see classic hollywood movies in their natural environment... it's also one of the few improvements I can think of that took place in Palo Alto during the ten years that I lived there; the place was (and is) hemorrhaging what little character it had at a tremendous rate.

    (It's actually a serious criticism I've got of market forces these days: far from being an engine of diversity, they seem to be driving the United States toward a rather boring and bland monoculture. I look at changes in Palo Alto, and I can think of a dozen bad losses, and one gain, and that's the result of a non-profit organization...)

    But anyway, if you happen to be hanging on the Bay Area peninsula for any reason, definitely check out the Stanford Theater on University Ave. With any luck, you may get to see Edward Everett Horton and/or Eric Blore.

    (One complaint though: David Packard is a little too tasteful for my tastes. Silicon Valley needs more bad SF movies. I want to see a Roger Corman festival. )

  107. HP, DEC by drwho · · Score: 1

    People in Silicon Valley now feel the same way about HP as people in Boston felt about Digital when Compaq stole it. I am sure they see what happened to DEC, their respected competitor, and see the end of their institution looming.

    Honest, Competent technology companys are being abused by CEOs for their own short term gain. They fail to realize that they are being given a sacred trust, not a cash cow.

    Maybe it's time to start to look at the laws of the states these comapnies are incorporated in before sinking time and money into said company. Delaware gives management a lot of power, which is one of the reasons so many companys are incorporated there. Was HP? I don't know.

    1. Re:HP, DEC by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, HP is incorporated in Deleware. Deleware was the location of the Walter / Hewlett-Packard trial regarding inappropriate vote-gathering by Carly. Not California... Deleware.

  108. Yes But... by lindsayt · · Score: 1

    Packard runs an historic theater, and Packard's placard was put up in that theater. It is arguable that to some degree it in fact *was* a speech about movie history, at least as it relates to the context of the HP Way - his point is that HP had such a strong sense of connection with the cultural world around it (as of 1987) that it wanted to restore an historic theater that dated from approximately the time of its founding. Packard's point was to connect the company and its ideals with the cultural ideals of the Stanford Theater, and to show that these values are now dead in HPQ.

    As such, I think the links to the movie information were relevant. It's not as though the poster were *forcing* you to follow the links; if you are not interested in cultural references outside the compu-tech world, don't follow them.

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    1. Re:Yes But... by m_evanchik · · Score: 2

      I don't think anyone was reading this post on slashdot because they were interested in movie history. If this was posted on a old-movie-buff website, I would more understand the links.

      It's true that one doesn't have to follow the links on the page. Nevertheless, they are still distracting. And they are distracting from the main point of interest for this audience: the change in the corporate culture of a pioneering tech firm.

      We wouldn't be interested in this speech if it weren't about the recent HP Compaq merger..

      Hyperlinking is a useful tool. And in this case it was used poorly.

      Packards remarks were clearly aimed criticizing the new HP Compaq. They are only incidentally connected to the old movies linked to in the post.

      Adding the links do nothing to help give additional meaning to Packard's remarks. It was a short and graceful speech that is marred with the hyperlinked transcription.

      I guess we can go back and forth on this for a long time. Could you tell me how any of those links actually helped in giving a better understanding to Packard's speech? Please be specific. If you can't, then I think it is fair to say that the links are useless, and worse, distracting.

    2. Re:Yes But... by lindsayt · · Score: 1

      your point is fair enough. I think it added value for those of us interested in following the links, and that it really wouldn't be that distracting to ignore them. Still, I see what you're saying, especially since the links were added to direct quotes, something which I concede could have an adverse affect on the original message packard was trying to make. I tell my students never to alter quotes unless they make it quite clear that the alterations were by them and not part of the author's original message.

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  109. A better customer focus? by sharkey · · Score: 2

    But it is hard to imagine that their leaders can invent something better than what they left behind.

    Maybe they'll rethink some of their "Fuck the printer customers" attitude and business practices.

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  110. All that's good about free-markets by sigemund · · Score: 1

    I concur with the other slashdot readers who say that HP has been on a downward spiral for a while now. However, this merger has become the final coffin nail for the "old" HP (old != bad).

    I am too young to remember the earlier days of HP -- the first memory I have of HP is my father's RPN calculator in the early 80s. I was too young at the time to remember now, but my parents tell me that while they were doing the taxes in 1981, I knocked a Coke over (I was 1!) and into the calculator. Needless to say, the calculator didn't work during that tax season. After a nominal fee, it returned perfectly fixed. Several years later, the keys had been so worn from use that they no longer had labels. HP replaced the entire keyset for free!

    The central theme with those HP experiences -- customer service and satisfaction. High-Quality products. The Free-Market Capitalist system is one that is supposed to reward the hardest workers, pave the way for high-quality products that consumers benefit from.

    HP represented all that is good about free-markets. It has the classic founding and success story -- 2 guys beginning in a garage, then becoming business successes. It has provided excellent products to its customers -- HP Printers, calculators, and other tools are world-reknown. Each product is associated with quality, innovation and reliability. The company grew at a steady pace and still provided great products. HP was loyal to its employees, and its employees were loyal to HP. Those who worked for HP were treated well. Customers were treated well. It was the kind of company that makes one think "I'd like to do business with them". It represented all that's good about free-markets and the capitalist system.

    This devolution of quality and integrity is nothing new -- rather, it is a condition that has existed across the board for years. Take a look at some of the GREAT audio manufacturers of the 1970s -- Marantz is still around, but it's product quality and excellence is nowhere near its former level, Pioneer is still doing well and has good stuff, but its products are not nearly what they once were, Akai no longer produces the excellent and sturdy products it once did, and Sansui has gone from a top-notch audio equipment manufactuer to a bargain-basement company that makes crappy TVs and audio "equipment" that gets re-branded to sell under a different crappy label. It's the devolution of capitalism -- GREAT products are the exception, not the norm. The 80s and 90s found products decrease in quality, but increasing in price.

    What we're witnessing is what's bad about free-markets. Companies have spent years building excellent customer relations only to see them disappear as the company devalues its product in order to increase profits. An excellent profit with great products and a solid customer base is no longer accepted. Profits need to be growing. The easiest way for companies like HP to do that is to decrease the product's quality: "Write printer drivers that are less-robust. No more padded cases with HP calculators. And lay off 5000 people this month. That'll keep our revenue growing and our share price up."

    At HP now, there are still many quality products. But there are also lots of mediocre, inferior products. Take the newer calculators for instance. I have an HP 48G - greatest calculator I've ever used -- sturdy, reliable, RPN (hurray!), and it has EXCELLENT features. The quality of construction is second to none. My brother just purchased a new HP graphing calculator for his highschool classes. I've never seen such a piece of junk. It seems to have a tendency to lock-up, requiring a "reset" by pressing three keys on the keypad. The documentation is no longer a 500 page manual, but more like a 10 page pamphlet. The casing is cheap, and the buttons no longer have "the HP feel". I would use a cheap grocery-store calculator over this POS any day of the week. Needless to say, he's looking at a TI-83 now.

    HP began because it capitalized on the good qualities of a free-market system. But it's spiraling downward because it has become trapped by the negatives of free market. It's too bad . . .

  111. acting out of altruism by Infonaut · · Score: 2
    Of course corporations don't act out of altruism. I'd disagree with your blanket statement that as a company grows, it's impossible for the company's leaders to care about employees. While the CEO isn't going to know the names of the stock clerks, there are plenty of successful large companies where the execs understand that loyalty runs both ways.

    The comment about the "next generation" taking over and losing touch is sort of humorous in that in the HP case, a second-generation family member was the one fighting against the merger.

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  112. HPQ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The stock symbol is gonna be HPQ -- what's the new name of the company going to be? Hewlett Compaq? Hewpaq?

  113. Theatric Posturing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Dave Packard is just pissed off that his buddy billg lost. He is more interested in the success of MS then HP. What he wrote does not even make a lot of sence. If he was truley sentimental about the company his daddy started, he would not care about HP. This is because the company his daddy started is now called Agilent. And that company is stronger now that it has managed to cut off that canceous growth called the PC buisness. Just because that tumor got the name HP does not make it HP. Agilent has all the technology, all of the engineering, all the philosopy, all the history, AND all of the HP Way! I have nothing against the New HP. It is just, that as part of the real HP company, they soaked up all resources that really were needed for things like T&M R&D. The wallshit enfatuated board of directors and Dave Packard were the forces behind this stupidity(fast growth greed).

    The combined HP/Compaq will have enough marketing muscel to go against Gates. That is what this merger thing is all about. Look at the facts being used to critisize the merger. All of them are false. "Two wounded Dinosaurs" ... bs niether company is doing any worse then their competitors, and neither is at an evolutionary dead end. "Trying to browse off the same shrinking PC market" ... more BS. Though there is some overlap, both companies were strong in different areas. Despite what the average /. reader thinks, PC are only a one part of the computer market. HP made most of its profits off of workstations and printer Ink. Compaq off of High End servers, and notebooks. All of the critism is from people heavily tied to MS or found in periodicals with a blattent pro MS bent.. You can bet that since this deal has gone through, MS will be cranking up the FUD machine even more, in an attempt to creating self fufilling prophesies.

    They are truely afraid of what the existence of HPQ means to their plans on taking over the server market, and finally killing Linux. The combined HPQ is in enough buisnesses not dominated by MS, yet also a big enough player in the MS controlled arena, that they will be able to tell MS what to do and MS had better do it. Also note that Intel is involved with this ( via the IA-64) and look at how MS has been trying to punish them. Intel is tiered of getting it up the butt every year or so from MS. The IA-64 has features that real OSs can take advantage of. Windows is so poorly written and primitive, that most of this ability will be wasted. MS does not want to see advanced hardware that is well supported by an OS other then windows, yet also able to run windows. User would then be able to do an actual comparison and see for themselves that Windows is crap.

  114. Sure sweety.. by Carly+Fiorina · · Score: 0
    ..it will be very much OK.

    I just wonder - why nobody loves me?

  115. Hewlett Compaqard shill? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I guess that anyone who doesn't "get with the program" or "bend in the wind" or "row all oars in the same [wrong] direction" must be evil.

    Or is it just anyone who doesn't have their head so far up your ass that you have to open your mouth for them to see which way they're going?

    Dissent is a good thing.

    Dissent against stupidity is a great thing.

    Stupidity against dissent... well, that's not so hot.

  116. HP's Agilent spinoff by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Maybe Agilent will be continuing the "HP Way."

  117. ok, but in hindsight... by msouth · · Score: 2
    I was going to be cute and ask "...didn't they lose their Way the day they decided to go public?", but I went and let myself think about it. That always makes it take so much longer to post. It seems very unlikely to me that any company can sell its stock and keep its soul. I mean, _look_ at what the public is willing to
    • buy
    • vote for
    • watch on television
    • etc.

    in HUGE numbers!

    What do you think those very same people are going to do to your company after you give them control?

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    Liberty uber alles.
  118. I just like saying Mighty Wurlitzer by i0lanthe · · Score: 2

    Agreed, props for the Stanford Theater.. I lived nearby (relatively speaking, normally I live several states away) one summer. Sometimes there were silent movies + live accompaniment, what could be more cool? I still keep their showtime listings bookmarked in case I spontaneously find myself in the area (sigh).

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    "The Crystal Wind is the Storm, and the Storm is Data, and the Data is Life"
  119. Re:Sentimentality, Blue-light specials & hypoc by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You don't know anything so just shut up. I'm right in the middle of a compile or else I would right more. Hopfully someone with a clue will fill the gap, and slap you for paroting MS generated FUD.

  120. Let's not assume all is bad! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    While I appreciate the fact that Walter has a dissenting opinion, and his passion and love for the company is evident, I think he blew it. He had the opportunity to contribute to this MAJOR decision behind closed doors, and to pursuade other directors to his way of thinking. Instead he initially voted for the merger, and skipped meetings where this major issue was discussed (according to HP documents). It's hard to support his opinion, if this was the level of responsibility that he took with his directorship.

    Carly isn't free from blame either. HER JOB in this merger was to gain concensus and to SELL it... and she BLEW IT by not getting a KEY PERSON on her team!! Walter should have been the #1 target of her sales effort. We could have saved a lot of time and money!

    As a shareholder, my household received THIRTY FIVE ballots on this issue. Somewhat excessive and costly, I'd say! MILLIONS of dollars were wasted because Carly blew it and didn't do her homework. She should be eliminated as soon as it's practical!

    And those of you too young to know the REAL HP, and think it's just a Printer company - well.. read some Management books from the 70's. Back in the 1940's, management concepts that HP INVENTED were RADICAL. Simple things that YOU TAKE FOR GRANTED like trust for the employee, management by objective, decentralized decision making, etc. HP literally set the standard for many of today's commonly practiced management styles, and WAS RECOGNIZED for it when the concepts were NEW. Check it out.

    The writing was on the wall about this merger more than a year ago, when Compaq announced the merging of Alpha with IA-64, a strategy that HP announced almost a decade earlier! I don't know how everyone missed it, but I said it on several Internet boards: "Mark my words, by this time next year, HP and Compaq will be merged". Great prognosticator: I bought stock on the idea.. I thought it was obvious last year, and inevitable, and a GREAT move. Oh well.

    Lifetime employment is a bad concept. Ask any long-time HP-ers how frustrating it is to watch some nit-wit not pulling their weight, instead "retiring in place". It's poor for morale of the great people that HP DOES hire.

    My first experience with HP was researching it for a high school report, when they were a $500 Million relatively unknown company. Through school and work, I got to know the local HP guys very well.

    I knew at age 15 that this was the company I wanted to spend a career with. Maybe I was just a stupid kid. Maybe I was brilliantly inciteful.

    I did spend a career at HP - what a great company. Being outside the company trly makes me appreciate the TOP TALENT that surrounded me at HP.

    I only hope that the top talented engineers that have carried HP over the years stick it out, and look at this as a new challenge.

  121. Total cost of ownership by driehuis · · Score: 2

    There is something fundamentally wrong with the market if you can buy a printer with ink cartridge for the same amount of money that buys you just a cartridge. For most users, TCO is dominated by the cost of cartridges.

    I'll leave it to the respective zealots to point out that this is what makes capitalism great or to point out that it sucks, I don't care.

    I'm just wondering how this market survives at these price points. All the consumer inkjet printers suffer from it do some degree, and I would not expect that to be sustainable.

    The only thing I really hold against HP is the way they squandered the Apollo name. HP manufactured printers that suck to the point they don't want their name on it get branded as Apollo, and back when HP acquired Apollo no one expected the name to be dragged through the mud that bad.

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    Bert Driehuis -- All I asked was a friggin' rotatin' chair. Throw me a bone here, people.

  122. It's unfortunate by willpost · · Score: 0

    HP used to be a way of working where engineers were given much respect in an environment friendly to basic innovation.

    Now it appears that the Board has decided to take the very foundation of HP, with all it has accomplished, and turn it into "just another tech conglomerate".

    The founders and the innovators have been "sold out" like so many other companies. It is so very difficult to preserve that which you have created, especially after death.

    No one knows whether HPQ will be a success or failure, but the crafters and designers will have the worst deal. They will either be laid off or will work twice as hard for shallow "get rich schemes" that they never asked for.

    These are bad times to be a crafter and entrust your means to others.

  123. The HP Way was SODOMY AND THE LASH! by RevCheswollen · · Score: 1

    In HP's Avondale plant, HP hired huge numbers of staff as "temps" - that is, they kept these workers the maximum amount of time they could without paying any benefits, then laid 'em off, then re-hired 'em after the minimum time possible had passed.

    This was due to a court decision that basically said they couldn't keep people on staff forever and treat them like shit just by pretending they were "temps". The decision stipulated time frames, so HP used those time frames as guidelines for their systematic abuse of their workers.

    When HP eventually sold off the site it was discovered that they had been secretly polluting the local water table for years, and the whole area around the plant was contaminated with toxic waste.

    Check it out, it's all true. The HP these people are lamenting was just another nasty corporate criminal that this entire region was happy to see the last off.

    "Don't talk to me about naval tradition. It's nothing but rum, sodomy, and the lash"
    -- Winston Churchill 1874-1965

  124. Agilent by t_parker16 · · Score: 1

    I thought the "old" HP way was the new (continuing) Agilent way? No?

  125. HP vs Hewlett-Packard by PRickard · · Score: 2

    Anyone else notice that Hewlett-Packard Corp. no longer identifies itself as such? I purchased a printer in 1997, it said "[hp] Hewlett-Packard" on the lid. 1998-era scanners at work are branded the same way. Presario computers, laptops... The big ad at NASA mission control had the same logo: "[hp] Hewlett-Packard." Then Carly Fiorina came along and they spun off the company's good technical and inventive divisions and came up with a new ironic slogan, "invent." Now the company advertising and Web site is branded as "[hp] Invent." No Hewlett, no Packard. The new HPaq Web site says "The New HP" at the top and has that "[hp] Invent" logo. The old site said "Welcome to Hewlett-Packard" after the HP. The only clue that the company isn't named "HP" or "HP Invent" is in the copyright notice in small light text at the bottom of some pages (and nowhere on the homepage). Even the new stock symbol trashes that heritage - the W from Hewlett is tossed out for the Q from Crampaq. It's almost as if the company is ashamed of its name. Or the names of its founders. The whole thing is a huge slap in the faces of the Packard and Hewlett families and anyone who ever worked for the company or believed in The HP Way. This merger tosses the best of Digital Equipment Corp, Compaq, Tandem Computer, and Hewlett-Packard to the curb and leaves the worst aspects of all those organizations, then blends it all up with some terrible management into a shit milkshake and brands it all as "HP Invent." Absolutely disgraceful.

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    == Paul Rickard, Editor of The Microsoft Boycott Campaign ====

  126. "loose money"? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The verb "loose" means something like "release". It tends to have bad connotations. You meant "lose".

  127. Do it, don't say it... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Invent".

  128. Re:Sentimentality, Blue-light specials & hypoc by Degrees · · Score: 1
    I think you got it right. Another way of putting it is that Cappelas and Fiorina found a way to create Envelope 2.5 in the classic Three Envelopes joke regarding incompetent management.

    It is sad, really. They were once a great company.

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    "The most sensible request of government we make is not, "Do something!" But "Quit it!"
  129. Storm Technologies... by Chasing+Amy · · Score: 2

    This reminds me of my own scanner, the last one made by a forgotten scanner company called Storm Technologies. See, they made scanners, and only scanners--the highest-quality consumer-level scanners in the business at the time. They were innovative, anjd on their last model they even included an RCA video input for people to capture still images from their camcorders or VCRs, right alongside the flatbed scanner. 36-bit color when most people were still below that. They even invented an incredible de-interlacing algorithm which made images looki far smoother than even the de-interlace algorithm in Adobe Photoshop does today, for when people captured stills from video. And their scanners were the first consumer-level ones to use good CCD technology.

    They went out of business because the Asian companies were dumping cheap no-name scanners into the marketplace, such that overnight the ImageStudio VF scanner from Storm went from being a technological marvel priced affordably at $250 minus $50 rebate, to something that looked less attractive when sitting next to a $49.95 no-name scanner that listed a similar resolution but certainly couldn't live up to the same image quality.

    That's what killed HP's reputation. They had to compete with no-names in the consumer space--the average person wouldn't know the difference between a good-quality HP machine for $2000 and a crappy eMachine for $569. Likewise, the $69.95 no-name printer looks the same to most people as the $250 HP printer. Consequently, compromises were made. Unfortunately for HP's reputation, a few too many compromises were made. They were never as bad as Compaq or that bastard brand Packard-Bell, but they weren't up to the sterling reputation HP had earned in earlier years, before having to lower standards to compete in the consumer space.

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    Chasing Amy
    (We all chase Amy...)
    "The more corrupt the state, the more numerous the laws"-Tacitus
  130. Re:Hewlett-Paq? unh-uh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    short, simple to the point:

    Paqtard

  131. If only it were that easy by Infonaut · · Score: 2
    Unfortunately, the bloodsucking capitalists have capital. And at a certain point in the lifecycle of any successful company, it's very, very difficult to grow unless you raise substancial capital.

    It's not as easy as just plowing your revenues back into investment, either, because to do something like build a factory, or create an industrial park, or whatever it is you need to create the next big product, can cost millions and millions of dollars. But unless you make that leap, the company will never be able to progress to the next level.

    Also, taking a company public doesn't just make fat cats fatter. Thousands of people and institutions made a heap of money by investing in HP on the stock market over the years. Going public actually spreads the earnings around far more than keeping a company private.

    Ultimately it's almost impossible for an entrepreneur to hold onto the reins of a company forever, while still building the company into an entity that can compete on a national and global scale.

    So it appears that Hewlett and Packard made their decision, to grow the company and forgo absolute control over its culture and direction. And somewhere along the line, their successors decided to take another path.

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  132. Hewlett Paquard ate the poison by leonbrooks · · Score: 2

    Compaq killed DEC, their desktop machines melt on command, and now they're gunna mediocrify hp as well. Evolution in action. Yay. :-P

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    Got time? Spend some of it coding or testing
  133. A strong brand squandered by dunstan · · Score: 2

    I had a HP 35 calculator. One afternoon it fell out of my bike carrier into the road - before I could retrieve it a car had driven over it. I was really annoyed with myself. I took it out of its case to inspect the wreckage and found my calculator - with a small crack in the plastic on one corner - working fine.

    More to the point, when my nephew was born he had a serious problem with his respiration, and spent the first fortnight of his life in an oxygen tent. Attached to his chest were sensors with "Hewlett Packard" on them, connected to a rack of instruments with "Hewlett Packard" on them. I'm glad that these instruments are still being made by Agilent, but why-oh-why-oh-why did HP get rid of the part of their business which gave people a warm fuzzy feeling - and which represented excellence?

    Dunstan

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    The last scintilla of doubt just rode out of town
  134. Good news/Bad News by krenn · · Score: 1

    First the bad news for my fellow HP employees (I'm an ex Digital ex Compaq employee now HP). The business world has gotten nasty in the last 10-15 years. Lifetime employment is gone, you had just been sheltered from this change a little longer than the rest of us. The world changes more quickly now and a company that isn't agile is in trouble. This ride is NOT going to be real fun for a while. I've been there, done that got the t-shirt with the acquisition of Digital.

    Now the good news. When Compaq bought Digital they were 20K people and we were ~80K. Most of the people you're getting in Services and the Northeast are Dec/Digital folks. We're a heck of a lot more like HP than you think. Most of us still live by Ken Olsen's old motto "Do the Right thing". That's our culture, its been suppressed for a while, but even several years of Compaq couldn't kill it.

    Looking at the folks I've been meeting from the HP side this looks like it might be the beginning of something very interesting if we can keep it stuck together for a bit and we all stop crying in our beers and act.

  135. fiorina et al by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


    Fiorina and the rest of the crew are a bunch of
    selfish bullshit sellouts.