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  1. Re:Not a replacement, folks on Artificial Brain '10 Years Away' · · Score: 1

    Some hardware too:

    "You need one laptop to do all the calculations for one neuron," he said. "So you need ten thousand laptops. Instead, he uses an IBM Blue Gene machine with 10,000 processors."

    I assume that means he needs to network 10 million Blue Genes to simulate the 100 billion neurons in the human brain. How many Blue Genes are there on the planet? Need a hell of a grant for the tech support and electric bill too.

    These simulations are all well and good but let's not get too excited too quickly.

  2. All I'm asking for on Laser Ignition May Replace the Spark Plug · · Score: 1

    is a car with frickin' laser beans on its cylinder head?

  3. Sounds about right on How They Built the Software of Apollo 11 · · Score: 1

    I had a base 2K of RAM and a 1 mhz processor on my Sinclair ZX81 too, and I could play lunar lander (with what we called graphics back then on the whopping 16K expansion).

  4. Seen it before on US Agency Blocked Cellphone / Driving Safety Study · · Score: 1

    Society lets people do what they, and business, _really_ want to do -- particularly in the area of driving. Observed it during 25 years of walking/jogging/running to work and back and dodging cars. Whenever somebody runs over a pedestrian in the U.S. the news reports "whether alcohol was involved." Apparently, and paradoxically, if alcohol was _not_ involved it was a clean kill, and there will be no legal consequences.

    The way I see it, society has decided that a few people have to die. If everybody had to sit in their driveway every morning and contemplate that today could be the day they get charged with murder or manslaughter because they fucked up, how many would leave their houses? But it _does_ mean people die.

  5. Where's the political correctness for atheists? on Ireland Criminalizes Blasphemy · · Score: 1

    Ireland is in the EU. This is fine with the Hague? Europeans should be as ashamed of Ireland as the U.S. is of Kentucky (Creation Museum) -- and, well, yeah, several other nearby states.

  6. Don't eat anything bigger than your mouth on Company Denies Its Robots Feed On the Dead · · Score: 1

    Although I suppose that could still leave unpleasant battlefield moments open.

    It would surprise me if modifications don't include something like a pitcher plant to trap insects. Lot of calories in meat.

  7. Premature on WoW Gamer Earns Federal Investigation Achievement · · Score: 1

    We'll see what the Feds decide to do with the wanker. If he mentioned a particular spell he had in mind for the plane, it could make for an interesting trial. During the Vietnam war I must have had pizza for dinner half a dozen times because the dorm food service was closed for bomb threats. Nobody was ever prosecuted back then.

  8. Re:Chimera on DNA Differences Observed Between Blood and Organs · · Score: 1

    My first thought too. The question is whether they sequenced _only_ for the BAK anomaly or whether they looked for other differences -- like whether the diseased tissue was from the patient's mother and not thriving in the patient's body.

  9. Already been there, done that in the States on UK Police Raid Party After Seeing "All-Night" Tag On Facebook · · Score: 1

    Used a rave as an excuse to bring in truckloads of National Guard, SWAT and local police with helicopters and tear gas as a training exercise against a rave in Utah.

    Sometimes I don't even think this is ecstasy hysteria. Sometimes it seems like echoes beyond the singularity of the defense forces of the anglo world in service to the RIAA keeping ears safe from the competition of Euro-trance.

  10. Any more powerful symbols to muck up with? on Amazon Pulls Purchased E-Book Copies of 1984 and Animal Farm · · Score: 1

    _Now_ how many people at Amazon's marketing wish they could stick the faces of some lawyers in a rat cage?

  11. Re:Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy on A History of Early Text Adventure Games · · Score: 1

    The one I remember _not_ playing a lot because I never got anywhere. Finished Planetfall.

  12. Re:Incredible on NASA Releases Restored Apollo 11 Video, But Originals Lost · · Score: 1

    Apollo-era reference. The young'ns might not even know what you are referring to if they slept through the movie version of To Kill a Mockingbird at school.

    I guess I did better than NASA. I _still_ have a few home-developed B&W photos of the landing I took of the B&W TV my parents got me for my bedroom. Immensely disappointing.

  13. Re:More likely micro-evolution on Cats "Exploit" Humans By Purring · · Score: 1

    The really syrupy meow is distinctive. My cat usually uses it to beg to go out, but then she'd rather go out in the morning first, eat later.

    Cats have many distinctive behaviors. How long until scientists realize cats smile?

  14. Re:Wow, is this overstated. on Monkeys Show Language Recognition · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Yup, that's point one. On the other hand, I'm also tired of, "Not that the scientists are suggesting that the monkeys actually understand language." By his actions, my cat understands "tuna time!", "Out for Gordie!", "No!", "Good Boy!", "cuddle?", and "come on!" -- "no" less than perfectly.

    Many scientists have to get over _their_ blinders that comprehension _must_ imply anthropomorphism. I'm perfectly happy assuming my cat is an alien consciousness. That this alien consciousness can respond appropriately in varied, real world situations to some of my utterances should be doubly interesting to consciousness studies.

    There is the larger question of what it _means_ to "understand" language of course -- and, for that matter, how often humans typically first "understand" the philosophical depth of an utterance before they then respond to it. That's a whole 'nother game.

  15. Re:This Is Madness on If You Live By Free, You Will Die By Free · · Score: 1

    Yeah, sounds great. Looks like Free is a recipe for snowballing innovation.

  16. The very definition of thought crime on The Mathletes and the Miley Photoshop · · Score: 1

    A question I would _really_ have liked to have seen asked of that sample for cross-correlation is: "Is abortion murder because it destroys a destiny?" My guess is that the correlation would be high because such people would consider a "destiny" as "real" as "thought crime". "Reification" in a one dollar word. There are other examples that could be explored.

     

  17. Re:It was impossible to cause that much damage on Jammie Thomas To Appeal $1.9 Million RIAA Verdict · · Score: 1

    At the very least she would have to get him _in_ Minnesota where there isn't execution. Cross state lines and it's a federal case. Slimy little rape killer made that mistake up here the other year.

  18. Re:Wow this is a day... on AOL Shuts Down CompuServe · · Score: 1

    1200! You lucky *@(%^%&#^!! CompuServe was my first home connection on Thanksgiving weekend of '86 with the plug-in 300 baud modem for a Commodore.

    Although at something like $14/hour, I quickly spent most of my time on GEnie at about $11/hour where my username was smc. What are the odds you can get your initials? About 17576 available, actually, which I thought was so cool I hung onto the account much longer into the 90s when I was webbing than I should have.

  19. How heartwarming on Hawking Says Humans Have Entered a New Stage of Evolution · · Score: 1

    Sounds like a wonky way of noticing that culture matters in a techno-barbaric age.

  20. Don't even _think_ of a Tylenol suicide on FDA Considers Banning Acetaminophen-Based Pain Killers · · Score: 1

    Remember one from when I was working at a research hospital. Takes a while to die without a functioning liver. Expect residents to pop in on you to take a look at the "dumb shit." Probably not what you had in mind?

  21. Of course it all has nothing to do with reason on What the US Can Learn From Europe's Pollution Credit System · · Score: 1

    so there is nothing to learn.

  22. Re:Nothing to do with sex... on Daily Sex Helps Improve Fertility · · Score: 2, Funny

    Speaking of. I always heard that sperm banks didn't want their donors masturbating between sessions. Seems like now it's a quality vs. quantity issue, as it were, These findings could significantly increase the bank of happy donors.

  23. How about projecting an object on the left? on Bike Projector Makes Lane For Rider · · Score: 1

    Some guy did a study many years ago showing that if a runner carries a glass water bottle in the hand facing the lane, cars are significantly more likely to give him leeway. Which just goes to show that a significant percentage of drivers don't give a rat's ass about creaming your squishy body but don't want their paint scratched by a hard object. Physically innumerate and morally bankrupt but that's the results, so project something that will cause a driver to give the bicyclist leeway, not something that gives the driver a heads up that a target is "there".

  24. Another vote for "you don't" on Staying In Shape vs. a Busy IT Job Schedule? · · Score: 1

    Find a job that isn't killing you first. Done the night shift. Done the long hours and commute and 4.5/hrs of sleep/day. Never done the two together and don't recommend either.

  25. You can't beat _his_ wife; only _my_ wife on Senators Want To Punish Nokia, Siemens Over Iran · · Score: 1

    How dare you sell technology to _another_ country to oppress their people -- you unfaithful bastards?