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  1. Constitutional... on FBI Widens Use of National Security Letters · · Score: 1

    ...clearly subjective.

  2. Re:Obviously, we *are* more intelligent on Report Claims Men More Intelligent Than Women · · Score: 1

    I think a man would have put some line breaks in that paragraph.

  3. OMG M$ LOL on Firefox Share Slipped in July for the First Time · · Score: 4, Insightful

    One must remember that IE has just added tabbed browsing, among other "features." The average Joe, who is not hugely concerned with security, probably downloaded Firefox for the tabs and MAYBE extensions. With a browser that will come equipped with tabs, a significant number of people will lose their interest in a browser like Firefox.

  4. And what if... on How To Talk To Aliens · · Score: 3, Funny

    What if they're a communist society? Certainly they shall be disgusted at our capitalist ways.

    This is why we need to send them what everybody loves...

    Pr0n!

  5. Um... on Robots that Lust and Reproduce · · Score: 1

    ...with other robots, right?

  6. This is all because... on N-Gage No Longer Relevant · · Score: 5, Funny

    ...they took out sidetalking.

    I mean, COME ON! That was the best feature!

  7. Wheels? on Reinventing the Wheel · · Score: 4, Funny

    Out of all the things to reinvent... the wheel?

    I'm still waiting on that new mousetrap! That Rube-Goldberg device of a game just isn't cutting it.

  8. Personally... on IPv6 is Here · · Score: 5, Funny
    I, personally, am looking forward to accessing the internet from the toilet paper I'm about to use to wipe my ass, while the toilet sends data about my fecal matter to the health department website, where they analyze to see if my poopy is healthy. Then, after the flush, the water pipes measure the amount of water going through them and access my water bill through the internet, telling me how much I've spent.

    What, can you think of better uses for a mole of IPs per square foot?

  9. Re:Nanny Society - What About Credit Card Companie on BT Blocks 10,000 Child-Porn Site Visits A Day · · Score: 1
    Like 99.999% of Internet users, I am a responsible adult and I have known what is "right" and "wrong" since about the age of 7.

    That, my friend, is where I stopped reading.

  10. Good article on The Way the Music Died · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I was always wondering when somebody respectable and intelligent would note what the majority of America can't see: music today is CRAP. I don't care what my friends tell me, or what the TV tells me, there's no way around it. You don't get the studio mastery of the Beatles, nor do you get the sheer energy and excitement of Zeppelin.

  11. This is why... on Cell Phone Ringtones Give Music Industry Another Headache · · Score: 5, Interesting

    ...you make your OWN ringtones. Use a midi-notation software, then use a site like 3gupload to put them onto your phone. Much cheaper than buying them (the site has a whole bunch of ringtones too), and if you're like me, you can put strange ringtones that you'll never find elsewhere.

  12. Hm... on Who's Behind the Shower Curtain? · · Score: 5, Funny

    I always wondered if that funky, non-natural, slimy, stuff-that-didn't-come-from-me, slippery, smelly, discolored stuff on my shower curtain wasn't good for me. Now I know!

  13. Re:Are you sure... on Live-Action Anime: Casshern · · Score: 1

    But he's got the robot boots... plus he flies around in cool poses.

  14. Suspicious... on Six Months Old, Eight New Organs · · Score: 0, Funny

    Where do you think they GOT that baby? Babies don't just pop out of nowhere... I'd hate to be the mother to wake up in a cold ice bath of my own blood.

  15. Insert phallus comment: on The Future PC as a Set of Pens? · · Score: 1
    At first, I thought it said "Penises." Then I thought to myself... "Maybe I can finally get laid!"

    "Hey there hot stuff, how YOU doin'?"

    "Get away from me you creep."

    "My penis is overclocked to 2.4 ghz (giga humpz)..."

    "Take me!"

  16. In the Home land on Broadband Pricing Across The World? · · Score: 1

    When I was visiting my relatives in Korea, my cousin (who's an avid Starcraft player of course) told me of the pricings of his DSL. The speeds were about equivalent to our speed here.

    Main difference... he was paying about US $5 a month.

  17. Happy Birthday to me... on Doom 3 Vaporware no More · · Score: 1

    Wow... this will make the perfect birthday present for me! Now I just have to make some "hints." "Hey... you know I've REALLY ALWAYS WANTED DOOM III" *wink wink* *nudge nudge*

  18. For the audiophile... on iPods are for Audiophiles · · Score: 1

    ...sound quality-wise AND price-wise.

  19. Great... on Nokia 7600 All-in-One Phone · · Score: 1

    ...yet another phone designed for us to lose them, prompting us to buy the next design which will be ugly, unintuitive, and even easier to lose.

  20. Great idea... on New Anti-Swap CDs Hit Shelves · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Yet another way to get WMA spread across our computers. Can't they classify this automatic installation of software as a worm? What if we don't want to compromise our computers with this? Then we could claim they are discriminating against us against infecting our own computers.

  21. They're ignoring the biggest problem yet... on Building a Better Bomb · · Score: 1

    When are they going to design a better mousetrap??

  22. Now if they only had a switch... on Your Brain May Have Amazing Powers · · Score: 5, Funny

    ...to make everybody else stop using their 10%, thus giving you the edge you need to succeed in life.

  23. Quite a surprise on AOL Awarded Millions in Spam Case · · Score: 1

    I'd never think AOL would do anything to further the progress of the world of the internet... what next, high speed, stable connections, great service, reliability? Hold on, I can supposedly grow 4 inches with this pill...

  24. Re:well duh! on 16,000 CWRU Computers Getting Gigabit Ethernet · · Score: 1

    *GURGLE*......One million times........

  25. Wow that's good on Teaching BattleBots in High School · · Score: 1

    So, instead of the media, internet, and those shady looking guys on the corner of the street teaching kids to make deadly weapons, our teachers will save them the trouble. Huzzah!