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  1. Re:Response on China Bans Games That "Glorify Gangsters' Lives" · · Score: 1

    Down with undemocratic Monarchies!

    Viva la Mushroom Kingdom Revolution!

  2. The real problem on China Bans Games That "Glorify Gangsters' Lives" · · Score: 1

    The real problem is that nobody can make an offer to China that they can't refuse...they'll just steal your offer and sell the knockoffs for half price.

  3. Good thing it wasn't Brown on Dye Used In Blue M&Ms Can Lessen Spinal Injury · · Score: 1

    or else David Lee Roth would definitely refuse this treatment!

    He'd probably trash the OR, too.

  4. Adjectives and YOU! on Transparent Aluminum Is "New State of Matter" · · Score: 4, Funny

    world's most powerful soft X-ray laser.

    Really, unless you're talking about bathroom tissue, you really shouldn't use the term "World's most powerful" and "Soft" together.

  5. Re:How The Matrix Online Went Wrong on How The Matrix Online Went Wrong · · Score: 1

    so what does that make PlanetSide?

    Redheaded bastard stepchild, abused and neglected and chained to the basement wall.

  6. Re:800 hours ?? on California Continues To Push For Violent Game Legislation · · Score: 1

    You are obviously not a Square/Enix fan.

  7. Re:More proof on Microsoft's Code Contribution Due To GPL Violation · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Depends on the puppy.

  8. Do you know what this means? on POWER7 To Ship In First Half of 2010 · · Score: 1

    Here comes the DREAMCAST II

  9. Everything you need to know about young boys on Study Finds Delinquent Behavior Among Boys Is "Contagious" · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Everything you need to know about young boys, you can learn by reading Lord of the Flies.

  10. Re:It's a matter of perspective. on Researcher Trolls MMO, Surprised When Players Hate Him · · Score: 1

    I used to have a t-shirt:

    "I'm a non-conformist, just like everyone else!"

  11. Didn't we learn ANYTHING from the 80's? on US, Russia Reach Nuclear Arsenal Agreement · · Score: 2, Interesting

    The only winning move is not to play

    How about a nice game of chess?

  12. Re:Well, he's right... but wrong. on Researcher Trolls MMO, Surprised When Players Hate Him · · Score: 1

    and perhaps the hatred of your peers.

    In EVE, that's how you keep score.

  13. Re:It's a matter of perspective. on Researcher Trolls MMO, Surprised When Players Hate Him · · Score: 1

    If you don't think there's conformity in Eve Online, you've never flown in an organized fleet. When everything from your skillset to your ship fit to your overview settings are predetermined for you to maximize fleet efficiency, that's not "Individual Ambition" ... it's "Attack of the Clones."

  14. Re:Carebears on Researcher Trolls MMO, Surprised When Players Hate Him · · Score: 1

    In a mothership on a lowsec gate, you can get a lot of kills but you only need to die once for the fun to come to an abrupt end.

  15. Re:Carebears on Researcher Trolls MMO, Surprised When Players Hate Him · · Score: 1

    If it wasn't for downtime, when would you go to the bathroom?

  16. Re:Carebears on Researcher Trolls MMO, Surprised When Players Hate Him · · Score: 1

    Eve Online Rules:

    1) Don't fly what you can't afford to lose
    2) Don't fly what you can't fly well
    3) Trust no one.
    4) If you're in a fair fight, you're doing it wrong
    5) Someone running away isn't always fleeing. They're called "bait"
    6) Beware friends of friends
    7) The Enemy of my Enemy is still my Enemy.
    8) There ARE no safe areas in Eve. Even the Market is PvP
    9) If you accept an exchange contract, you deserve what you get.
    10) When all else fails, self destruct
    11) There are no Gods. There is no Fate. No such thing as Luck. There is only LAG.
    12) Skill trumps numbers. Numbers trumps firepower. Firepower trumps luck.
    13) If you wake up one morning in a pod on the other side of the universe, stop playing drunk.
    14) Don't burn bridges. The fleet of pirates who killed you yesterday may be your closest allies tomorrow.
    15) Always keep a noob-corp market alt to your dirty work in Jita.
    16) AND FOR GODS SAKE, CHECK YOUR SEC STATUS BEFORE YOU JUMP INTO HIGHSEC (you know who you are)

  17. Re:Not Research on Researcher Trolls MMO, Surprised When Players Hate Him · · Score: 1

    Damnit, now I'm going to have the hook from Nuthin' but a "G" Thang stuck in my head all day.

  18. Re:Umm on Andreessen's Secret Plan To Find the Next Netscape · · Score: 1

    Where did he say that there was a difference?

    He's basically saying, follow the MBAs that are imitating the 24 year olds. The guys with the experience, just not the creativity.

  19. In my head: on Massive Bank Fraud In EVE Online · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Kneejerk response #1: This jerk is why we're all going to have to pay income taxes on our MMO loot someday.

    Kneejerk response #2: Finally! The solution to the health care crisis...Gold Sellers!

    Kneejerk response #3: You're only jealous you didn't think of it first.

    -----------------

    My Final Conclusion: I just hope his kid is getting better.

  20. Coming soon: Tetris, the movie! on Universal Lands Rights To Asteroids Movie · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Hey, if it's half as good as Tetris: The Movie I'll probably go see it.

  21. To put it another way... on FDA Considers Banning Acetaminophen-Based Pain Killers · · Score: 1

    You can also drown in just three inches of water.

    OH MY GOD, BAN WATER!

  22. Re:Downside on Secrets of Schizophrenia and Depression "Unlocked" · · Score: 1

    The tin foil hat industry has been gone a long time. Most people have switched to Aluminum.

  23. Then don't buy it! on Will AT&T Charge Extra For MMS & Tethering? · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Sheesh, if you don't like AT&T's terms, then don't buy an iPhone. It's not like there aren't alternatives out there that provide nearly the same functionality.

    Want to play their games? Use their apps? Get the iPod touch.

  24. U.N. Declaration of Rights on Chinese Govt Spyware Puts Computers At Risk · · Score: 2, Interesting

    "As the Americans learned so painfully in Earth's final century, free flow of information is the only safeguard against tyranny. The once-chained people whose leaders at last lose their grip on information flow will soon burst with freedom and vitality, but the free nation gradually constricting its grip on public discourse has begun its rapid slide into despotism. Beware of he who would deny you access to information, for in his heart he dreams himself your master."

      Pravin Lal, Alpha Centauri

  25. Oh Good! on GPS Shoes For Alzheimer's Patients · · Score: 2, Funny

    I was wondering if I'd watered the plants or not.