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  1. Re:This is not news. on The Postal Movie is Really Bad · · Score: 1

    I'm so sick of Uwe Boll. I just can't understand why this guy hasn't gone away yet. He couldn't make a good movie if his life and the rest of the Planet's and the Princess' life depended on it.
    I just wish someone would put him out of our misery.

  2. Re:Embedded video? no thanks on The Future of C++ As Seen By Its Creator · · Score: 3, Funny

    Don't you mean WTFV?

  3. Re:uh... on The Future of C++ As Seen By Its Creator · · Score: 4, Funny

    Agreed. I don't see the point in video unless they're actually showing up some fancy technology. ...Or, alternatively, they've got really nice jugs.

  4. Re:I for one welcome our new Vista overlords on Proposed IPv6 Cutover By 2011-01-01 · · Score: 1, Interesting

    I would LOVE something to force all those Win98 users to upgrade.

    Maybe it really is going to be Linux' time to shine, as I'm pretty sure all those Win98 boxes would be able to run some lightweight Linux distro which of course would have IPv6 support.

    People always run out and say that they shouldn't have to upgrade just because of some new standard or what have you. Yes, car analogies suck - but I know I have to frequently spend significant amounts of money keeping my car on the road. What's a computer upgrade in the scheme of things. Especially the low cost of budget machines, stick these people on a Celeron with XP, tuned down Vista, lightweight idiot proof Linux distro and wham. They have a computer that can't play games but at least it'll be better than the Win98 sh*tbox that they've been hassling their ISP support desk for years about.

  5. Re:Sucks to be you, Elton on Elton John Says Internet is Destroying Music · · Score: 1, Informative

    Limp Bizkit's 'My Generation' wasn't a cover of a Who song. o_O

    Have you even heard Limp's version or alternatively The Who's original??

    Lyrics: The Who.
    Lyrics: Limp Bizkit.

  6. Re:Nothing to see, move along. on Web 2.0 Bubble May Be Worst Burst Yet · · Score: 0

    Seriously.. Why hasn't someone put this guy out of our misery.

  7. Re:I can see it now on Rewritable Song Lyrics · · Score: 0, Funny

    Approval process? Or sliding scale of how much the artist charges depending on how much they don't want to do it?

    Now there's a good business model!

    "'In Soviet Russia, I love hardcore gay hot grits smeared on my Natalie Portman poster' - hmmm.... well, that'll be $50,000 thanks"

    Awesome!~

  8. Re:Where is far? on The Next Big Thing — Why Web 2.0 Isn't Enough · · Score: 0

    Bad spelling is it is own punishment????????

  9. Re:QX6850 costs $999USD on Intel Core 2 Updates, QX6850 and E6750 · · Score: 0

    Bargain!

  10. Re:Another Use for VMWare on Vista Makes Forensic PC Exam Easier for Lawyers · · Score: 5, Funny

    I do all my illegal activities on an Abacus.

    Mwa aha hah.

  11. Re:Two years ago on Nintendo - "Everyone is a Gamer" · · Score: 1

    I completely agree. However I appreciate the fact that it does it without having to be modded or voiding the warranty or some other rubbish ala Xbox

  12. Re:Every other sentence on Ultimate iPhone Review — Will It Blend? · · Score: 2, Funny

    He just told you that so he could 'examine' your prostate. =D

  13. Re:To summarize: on Hotmail vs Goodmail · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Quadritto!

  14. Re:Two years ago on Nintendo - "Everyone is a Gamer" · · Score: 1

    Wii Wii? That's a dumb name!

    I propose the Wiiz.

  15. Re:Two years ago on Nintendo - "Everyone is a Gamer" · · Score: 1

    Give it another year. Then the Sony will be on Slashdot's frontpage.

    "2008 is the year of Linux on the PS3 Desktop"

  16. Oblig.. on The Intersection of Microsoft, Linux, and China · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    In Soviet China...

    Ah, fsck it. I got no idea where I'm going with this.

    Oh wait!

    In Soviet China, Tank runs over you!

    Wait...

  17. Re:Nicotine and bowels on Nicotine Is the New Wonder Drug · · Score: 2, Funny

    Mod parent insightful!

    I just love to have an indepth of understanding of fellow Slashdotters morning rituals.

  18. Re:That's cool.. on Text Compressor 1% Away From AI Threshold · · Score: 5, Funny

    a txt spk vrsion of wiki shd fit 8gb i fink
    its only becoz ppl r sch grmmr noobs tat tey nid 2 wste $
    dud shd filta 2 txtspk b4 he cmpres

    There, fixed that for ya.

  19. Re:hmm. on Attempts to Count Linux Users Remain Pointless · · Score: 3, Funny

    Er, haven't you heard..

    2008 will be the year of the Linux Desktop, so it's all irrelevant now!

  20. Re:Oh, the Slashdot fads on Open Source Linux Phone Goes On Sale · · Score: 1

    But will it run OS X?

  21. And then Boom! on Open Source Linux Phone Goes On Sale · · Score: -1, Troll

    It's like an iPhone but uglier!

  22. Re:Yes on 2008 - Year of Linux Desktop? · · Score: 1

    I have to disagree with Windows improving. Vista is not an improvement. It's more like a facelift.

    I love the idea of Linux. In fact I love doing 90% of what I do on a PC in Linux. However, I like to be able to play games on my PC as well, which at the end of the day is the real deal killer. I didn't spend $X to have to spend another $X dollars on a console with (generally) inferior graphics and often awkward controls.

    I want games on Linux, damnit! I want OpenOffice to not feel ugly (I can't justify that statement, it just feels ugly!), I want to install my graphics card drivers with ease and not have to manually edit xorg.conf to be able to choose my screen resolution. I hate having to install GTK apps that look like dogshit. At the end of day, whilst it may often be useful to be able to micromanage your Desktop, I want the option to be able to, I don't want to have to.

    I am looking forward to KDE4 though, just for curiosity's sake. At least they seem to understand what most people want from their desktop PC.

  23. Re:Guerrilla marketing on Explaining the Special Effects Behind Transformers · · Score: 1

    Well ok they, weren't BARE, but there was certain hintage/cleavage of boobs!

  24. Re:Why movies suck so much now. on Explaining the Special Effects Behind Transformers · · Score: 1

    Mod parent up!@

  25. Re:Explain this! on Explaining the Special Effects Behind Transformers · · Score: 2, Funny

    Honestly, I'm glad he wasn't a VW. There'd be countless comparisons with Herbie. God how I hate Herbie.

    And hey, Camaros are cool.