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  1. how much is cheap? on Digital 35mm SLRs? · · Score: 1

    In case anyone was wondering how cheap is cheap, this site lists it at $899. Thats still to expensive for me.

  2. Re:K9? on AMD to debut multi-core CPUs in 2005 · · Score: 1

    What, you never heard of poopcicles?

  3. Gigaflops question on Big Mac achieves around 14 TFlops with 128 Nodes · · Score: 1

    Does anyone know a site that lists the floating point values of common processors like the Pentium 4 and Athlon series? I would like to calculate the power of therotical clusters but I can't find the Gigaflop/Teraflop information anywhere. Anyone?

  4. K9? on AMD to debut multi-core CPUs in 2005 · · Score: 2, Funny

    K9 huh? Do we need a ziplock baggy when it takes a core dump?

  5. Re:Not a Hoax, but... on Chinese Astronaut Makes It Back Safely · · Score: 1

    yea, with their beaty little eyes and flappy little heads

  6. VoIP questions on VoIP + 802.11 = Bad News For Phone Companies · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Are there any VoIP software that lets you call from the internet to an actual phone? I've seen tons of internet to internet proprietary phones, but never one like that.

    Does anyone know software like this?

    Is there a reason software like this dosn't exsist?

    What would need to happen to get software like this to work?

  7. slashdoted on New GameCube Network Loader Runs Homebrew Games · · Score: 1

    Slashdoted

    I wonder if Nintendo submitted this link to /. to take down www.cubehacker.com.

  8. Re:What about the classified ones? on Fastest US Supercomputer Runs Linux · · Score: 3, Funny

    It is widely speculated that they are trying to brute force public keys used by foreign governments

    So can foreign governments sue them for violateing the DMCA?

  9. Chess on World's First Game-Playing DNA Computer · · Score: 1

    I wonder if I could get some DNA from Kasparov and play a wicked hard game of chess.

  10. I think MC Steven Hawking Says it best... on The Death of A Universe · · Score: 4, Funny
  11. pr0n vs. Games on Video Games Boost Visual Skills · · Score: 1

    I guess with a balance of pr0n masturbation making you blind and games helping eye sight, it all about evens out.

  12. So that's why it takes more. on The Changing Definition Of 'Kilogram' · · Score: 4, Funny

    And all this time I just thought I was just getting used to cocaine.

  13. Lets see... on Compute Google's PageRank 5 Times Faster · · Score: 2, Interesting

    What is 1/14th of a second divided by five?

  14. decisions on ATI Radeon 9800 Pro vs. NVidia GeForce 5900 · · Score: 4, Funny

    Hmm, spend $500 for a video card or eat this month. Video card or food, video card or food. Hmm...

  15. I know that there isn't SCO code in Linux because on IBM Denies Charges of Unix Theft · · Score: 5, Funny

    ....LINUX DOSN'T SUCK!!

  16. cheese on Bombing the Moon for Water · · Score: 4, Funny

    I think they are really just trying to find a better source for cheese.

    Little know fact: The cheese mines on earth are dwindling

  17. the onion on The Two Towers DVD Release Dates · · Score: 5, Funny

    (with rumored extra 48 minutes of footage)

    That remindes me of an Onion side story title: "DVD contains two hours of previously unseen movie"

  18. tight bugets... on Windows Server 2003 Is A Small Step Forward · · Score: 1, Funny

    'The ads are geared toward IT managers on tight budgets

    Thats like Hersey trying to advertise in Epopea.

  19. Re:WTF? on Charlie Northrup's One-Man Patent Grab Continues · · Score: 1

    If you RTFA (which dosn't bother me if you do or not) the patent apply specifically to TCP/IP.

  20. Re:woo hoo on Charlie Northrup's One-Man Patent Grab Continues · · Score: 3, Funny

    I wonder which side will get Johnny Cochran

    Ladies and gentlemen of this supposed jury, you must now decided whether to reverse the decision for my client Chef. I know he seems guilty, but ladies and gentlemen... (pulling down a diagram of Chewbacca) This is Chewbacca. Now think about that for one moment -- that does not make sense. Why am I talking about Chewbacca when a man's life is on the line? Why? I'll tell you why: I don't know.

    It does not make sense. If Chewbacca does not make sense, you must acquit!

    (pulling a monkey out of his pocket) Here, look at the monkey. Look at the silly monkey! (one of the juror's heads explodes)

  21. woo hoo on Charlie Northrup's One-Man Patent Grab Continues · · Score: 4, Funny

    Charlie doesn't like to talk in terms of suing people, but says it may be advantageous to Web services players such as IBM, Microsoft, BEA, Sun and the service providers to have a license

    Woo hoo! Lawyer fight! I can't wait to watch this on court TV. I wonder which side will get Johnny Cochran

  22. Re:in the future... on Launching Gutenberg Radio - Public Domain Audiobooks · · Score: 4, Funny

    It will be a little strange hearing an a guy saying "one zero zero one zero..."

  23. Re:I'm in conflict... on Belgium Rolls Out Java ID Cards · · Score: 1

    yes, and the Jews shouldn't have caused the loss of WW1 for the Germans.

  24. Re:Radioshack pc's blew on Old-school Nerdy Comics · · Score: 1

    When I was 12 I wanted a Sensation II, but my older brother talked my parents into getting a Gateway 2000 instead. I'm glad to hear that was such a good choice. =)

  25. can they compete? on Dial-A-Cam · · Score: 0, Troll

    I hear whenever you use these camras pretty ladies appear. How can they compete with that?