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The Changing Definition Of 'Kilogram'

DrLudicrous writes "The NYTimes is reporting that the platinum-iridium standard mass for the kilogram is shedding at an appreciable rate -- at least compared to other reference masses. The Pt-Ir cylinder is kept in France, and measured annually, and the slight discrepancy is important because the kg is an SI base unit- thus other quantities such as the Volt are based on it. A new standard is being sought- the two frontrunners are counting the number of atoms in a perfectly spherical single crystal of silicon, and another technique uses a device known as the Watt balance."

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  1. Kilogram? by ihatewinXP · · Score: 5, Funny

    Hey I live in America you insensitive clod! (but then again I alawys want to know how much they are lifting on Strongman Competition).

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    1. Re:Kilogram? by __aafkqj3628 · · Score: 5, Funny

      Then maybe america should move out of the dark ages sometime.

    2. Re:Kilogram? by LX.onesizebigger · · Score: 3, Insightful

      And since the inf^H^Hmperior^H^Hal system is now defined in terms of the metric system (an inch is 2.54 cm), your strange units change as well.

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    3. Re:Kilogram? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      God it must suck having to do all those conversions if you do science.

      I doubt if they will ever shift.

    4. Re:Kilogram? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Move out?? Hell, we're just starting to go deeper!

      Thank you G.W.B!

      Sigh.

    5. Re:Kilogram? by el-spectre · · Score: 5, Informative

      It's not a matter of dark ages, it's a matter of infrastructure... while not the largest country in the world (the US is probably third or fourth, I'm not sure), we have by far the most technological infrastructure. It is not feasible to change all that in a short period of time.

      A friend is in construction, and guestimates that it will take over 100 years to replace all failing/obsolete tech with the versions in metric equivalents. It just does not make any economic sense to replace a set of, say, water pipes with the metric standard if the current ones will last 20 years. It'll have to be a gradual thing.

      Just to be difficult, though, I'd mention that most construction is done in 'tenths of feet', even the surveying equipment is marked this way. Has nothing to do with the metric system, it just makes the math easier...

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    6. Re:Kilogram? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, it's far better to say you're on a completely different continent than those yellow-skinned heathens to the east ("Hey, we're seperated by a mountain range...")

    7. Re:Kilogram? by Timesprout · · Score: 1

      guestimates that it will take over 100 years to replace all failing/obsolete tech And would those be earth years, saturnian, mercurian, dog, light ?

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    8. Re:Kilogram? by Tumbleweed · · Score: 4, Funny

      > Then maybe america should move out of the dark ages sometime.

      Yeah, tell it to the Queen.

    9. Re:Kilogram? by Gregg+M · · Score: 1
      God it must suck having to do all those conversions if you do science.

      We don't. Anyone in Science, in the US, uses metric. Like the rest of the world. It's the non-technical folk who don't use it.

      I love to say Kilo-meter when they say Killa-matter.

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    10. Re:Kilogram? by acidrain69 · · Score: 1

      I'm a stupid american, but doesn't the british system also use likes stones, or foot-lbs and other nonsense? Which queen are you talking about?

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    11. Re:Kilogram? by Gyorg_Lavode · · Score: 1

      Except machinists. All people working use metric, but when you have to build something you wind up in inches and mills.

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    12. Re:Kilogram? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >You see, America is a continent, not a country.

      How many times do we have to go over this.

      North America is a continent.
      South America is a continent.

      America is a shortened version of United States of America.

      This is very simple to understand, remember asking my dad when I was about 4 and it made perfect sense then. Even if you're 12 you should still be able to understand that.

      Just like North Dakoda is a state, South Dakoda is a state, but a Dakoda is a member of the Siouan people.

      North and South America together are refered to as "The Americas".

    13. Re:Kilogram? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Then maybe america should move out of the dark ages sometime.

      over my dead... elected officials.

    14. Re:Kilogram? by __aafkqj3628 · · Score: 1

      All countries, EXCEPT the US use the metric system. The UK made a change a few years ago (they also kinda outlawed the imperial system).

    15. Re:Kilogram? by marko123 · · Score: 1

      That would explain why americans "pound brews". If we "kilogrammed piss" though, we'd be gay. So we "sink" it instead. At least downunder.

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    16. Re:Kilogram? by Saint+Stephen · · Score: 1

      I love finding inconsitencies in the world.

      Metric-lovers quip about decimal then measure time in sexagesimal following the Babylonians.

      And Europeans laughing at fat Americans but smoke like chimneys.

      [ducks]

    17. Re:Kilogram? by BrokenHalo · · Score: 0
      guestimates that it will take over 100 years to replace all failing/obsolete tech with the versions in metric equivalents

      I guess it will if they never get started.

    18. Re:Kilogram? by Wavicle · · Score: 4, Funny

      Somebody tell those non-technical folk to stop making interplanetary satellite probes!

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    19. Re:Kilogram? by __aafkqj3628 · · Score: 1

      And Europeans laughing at fat Americans but smoke like chimneys.

      Luckily, I can laugh at fat Americans while remaining smoke-free.

    20. Re:Kilogram? by el-spectre · · Score: 1

      'they' started 20 years ago... just takes a long damn time.

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    21. Re:Kilogram? by Spooky+Possum · · Score: 5, Funny

      Consider the facts:

      Congress authorised the use of the metric system in 1866.

      The US signed the Treaty of the Meter in 1875.

      Congress passed the Metric Conversion Act in 1975.

      So clearly the US *is* on the metric system :).

    22. Re:Kilogram? by Enraged_jawa · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Hah, yeah, true, probably due to Autodesk/Autocad defaults. When I need a metric equavalent, I just measure it with my digital calipers in english, then hit the in/mm button to see the metric equavalent.Metric is much easier to work with, though.

    23. Re:Kilogram? by cperciva · · Score: 1

      Almost. They still use miles on highway signs; but you'll now find signs telling you that exits are 1/3 or 2/3 of a mile away, so it's clear that they're looking forward to switching to metric units there as well.

      (1/3 of a mile is pretty close to 0.5km, so with the signs as they are now, they'd only need to be repainted, rather than being moved.)

    24. Re:Kilogram? by jdray · · Score: 1

      Foot-pound is a measurement of torque, and isn't nonsense. You should, I would say, appreciate it next time you get your tires changed, because the lugs need to be torqued down with a certain amount of force to keep from coming off at highway speeds. The wrench used by the mechanic (should) use foot-pounds (assuming you're in America) for the measurement.

      But, yeah, what the heck good is a stone?

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    25. Re:Kilogram? by deadsaijinx* · · Score: 3, Funny

      how could it take 100 years if they never get started?

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    26. Re:Kilogram? by __aafkqj3628 · · Score: 1

      Yet there is only one highway in the US that uses it.

      Also, they have not made the metric system the primary system that they use (which would make the imprerial system almost illegal for many commercial aspects (there was a case in the UK a while ago about this)).

    27. Re:Kilogram? by klez23 · · Score: 1

      Hmm, never heard of South Dakoda or North Dakoda. & the Sioux pronounce the last consonant of the word with a distinct "t" sound, hence the spelling "Dakota."

    28. Re:Kilogram? by deadsaijinx* · · Score: 1

      never say absolutes when talking about the world. there are other countries that don't.

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    29. Re:Kilogram? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's metre you tool.

    30. Re:Kilogram? by el-spectre · · Score: 1

      parsecs...

      (and before anyone loses their mind... I know it's not a measure of time...)

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    31. Re:Kilogram? by acidrain69 · · Score: 1

      Well, I meant nonsense as in opposed to the metric equivalent. Joules, isn't it? My point was that they also weren't using metric.

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    32. Re:Kilogram? by Scaba · · Score: 1, Funny
      Then maybe america should move out of the dark ages sometime.

      No, we'll just bomb the rest of the world back into the dark ages with us, thank you very much.

    33. Re:Kilogram? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      Moving to the metric system... inch by inch.

    34. Re:Kilogram? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      is that pronounced mee-tree or mee-truh?

    35. Re:Kilogram? by jayratch · · Score: 2, Interesting

      That's a very silly point.

      He's not saying to replace car speedometers and such things like that. He's saying to replace the real tough stuff, like the 1/4-20 bolt standard that's holding together just about everything.

      Reality: Hold on to your English socket set. But with every car, bike, etc, now on metric, its time to start switching. There's no need to replace infrastructure with "metric pipes" because the size of your pipes makes no difference until they need replacement.

      Though in construction... it will certainly be tough having to install 2-meter doors in place of the six foot ones, especially when you have a room with doors at both ends. So keep everything that doesn't require daily measurement.

    36. Re:Kilogram? by snip · · Score: 2

      No, joules is energy transfer, you are thinking of Nm NewtonMeters /J

    37. Re:Kilogram? by UniverseIsADoughnut · · Score: 2, Insightful

      " Except machinists. All people working use metric, but when you have to build something you wind up in inches and mills."

      while this is still pretty true, many shops are going more metric as the amount of metric jobs increases. More and more machining tools are coming in metric to (largely to the CNC increase which is perfect for making transition). But since the change rate for machines is so slow it's more of the machiniest being behind then being the way it is. No one is expecting a shop to toss all their new 20 years old , bridgeports and and metric ones overnight. But from the designer side I can say it really pisses us off when a machinest goes "wahh?" to a metric design.

    38. Re:Kilogram? by UniverseIsADoughnut · · Score: 4, Insightful

      " It's not a matter of dark ages, it's a matter of infrastructure... while not the largest country in the world (the US is probably third or fourth, I'm not sure), we have by far the most technological infrastructure. It is not feasible to change all that in a short period of time."

      Bingo! this is why the US has been working on the process so long. Granted the push hasn't been very great but it's happening. If you're a country of a few million and only are the size of a small new england state, the change is pretty cheap and easy. When your huge, there is a massive infastructure change cost. and trying to re-wire 300 million peoples brains to a new way takes a lot more work.

      I think places like Europe were also helped by war. They had to rebuild and start new with so much. So it was a perfect time to start fresh. The US is a pile of legacy ways. And nothing happens to change them.

      With that said I wish we would try harder to convert. Get a dual system going now and run it for 20 years. let people adjust. Teach school in 95% SI ( only enough english units stuff so the comprehend them).

    39. Re:Kilogram? by dadragon · · Score: 1

      (1/3 of a mile is pretty close to 0.5km, so with the signs as they are now, they'd only need to be repainted, rather than being moved.)

      Or you could do what we in Saskatoon did, and just paint the signs with the metric equivalent.. 1/2 mile == 800m, 1/4 mile == 400m, 1/3 mile == 530m etc..

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    40. Re:Kilogram? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      FYI, the pipes in Europe are in inches, or zolls as we call them here. Been that way since who knows when, and it doesn't like that'll be changing any time soon. Standard water and gas pipes here are 1/4" and 1/2".

      Everything else is metric though.

      US is NOT the most technologically advanced country any more, and actually it hasn't been that way for at least five years or more (I know this because I lived in the US for the past seven years, and now I live in Europe again). Previous statement also refers to the infrastructure. Countries like Germany, Switzerland or Japan are ahead of the US now, both in tech and infrastructure.

    41. Re:Kilogram? by dadragon · · Score: 1

      Torque is N*m or Newton Metres. Newton being force and metre being measurement.

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    42. Re:Kilogram? by el-spectre · · Score: 1

      I'm not quite sure how we measure 'most advanced', so I'll let that go. But what country has more infrastructure? Countries with more landmass and people are also mostly empty (i.e. Russia) or mostly low-tech (i.e. India, China).

      The only countries that are similar sizes and tech levels are Australia and Canada, both of which are still mostly empty.

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    43. Re:Kilogram? by AftanGustur · · Score: 4, Funny


      Hey I live in America you insensitive clod!

      Ok, so for you it's "FreedomGram" then.

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    44. Re:Kilogram? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting
      Somebody tell those non-technical folk to stop making interplanetary satellite probes!

      Congress mandates the contractors who build the probes shouldn't be forced to go metric. It drives the engineers crazy!

    45. Re:Kilogram? by oingoboingo · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      is that pronounced mee-tree or mee-truh?

      It's mee-ter. In English-speaking contries other than the U.S., there is no need to dumb down words to their phonetic spellings.

    46. Re:Kilogram? by Stuart+Gibson · · Score: 2, Interesting

      But in the continued spirit of imperialism, we still don't really use them. Legally, supermarkets and the like label their products metrically, but make sure there are plenty of conversion guides about for everyone to refer to. We still have pounds of butter (just another pound we won't get rid of), talk about people's weight in stones and pounds, height in feet and inches and distances in miles. This isn't just older folk either.

      Goblin

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    47. Re:Kilogram? by SN74S181 · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Perhaps we don't have the coercive state apparatus necessary to 'make' the metric system the primary system that we use.

      Me, I have been doing a lot of woodworking lately. It's convenient to use a unit (the Foot) that divides easily into subunits that are multiples of both 3 and 4, without having to get all mired in floating point arithmetic.

      But we have this metric flamefest every time the metric system comes up on Slashdot, and the same crap comes up every time.

      I'm just happy that pointy-head metric zealots don't seem to have much pull in the real world of regular people. Keep on ranting, dudes.

    48. Re:Kilogram? by el-spectre · · Score: 1

      God forbid that we should spell something the way it sounds... :) obvious flamebait ignored.

      That said, it amuses me to use english spelling and watch americans (such as myself) get confused... they cannot accept that 'colour', 'centre', 'theatre' (this one is used here too) are valid words.

      I have a running argument with a Kiwi friend that 'aluminium' is not an element... it's 'aluminum', and we get to say cuz we invented it...

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    49. Re:Kilogram? by radish · · Score: 5, Insightful

      You do know the metric system is many hundred of years old don't you? In fact it's older than your country. The point is the US has had 200 years and they haven't even started the process. There's nothing saying you can't run in parallel - the UK has been doing so for years. It's absurd to say you have to rip out all the imperial pipes and replace them - you just have to keep 2 sets of tools around until those old pipes get replaced naturally. It really isn't hard, it's just the US can't be bothered.

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    50. Re:Kilogram? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In fact it's older than your country.

      Are you a troll or just an idiot?

      Hint: You're wrong.

    51. Re:Kilogram? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      they cannot accept that 'colour', 'centre', 'theatre'

      That's because the so-called "American" spelling is actually the original English spelling.

      The so-called "British" spelling was created by poncy Brits who wanted to look more French.

      Look it up.

    52. Re:Kilogram? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      luckily, i can be fat and smoke and still laugh at americans

    53. Re:Kilogram? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Bah! What ever you say PhlegmMaster!

    54. Re:Kilogram? by el-spectre · · Score: 1

      I'd have to look up 'poncy' as well...

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    55. Re:Kilogram? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      (insert standard "i'm against the war too" disclaimer)

      Is it not rediculous for that site to use the Iraqi government's statistics? I mean, I'm sure it was a slaughterfest in terms of ratio, but 5000? Bullshit.

    56. Re:Kilogram? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Have you ever heard of the fine art of not being a pedantic asshole?

    57. Re:Kilogram? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's all the fault of Sir Humphrey Davy. He named the element, but he used at least three different spellings for it. And this was before anyone had even figured out how to isolate it!

    58. Re:Kilogram? by Narcissus · · Score: 1

      Invented or discovered?

    59. Re:Kilogram? by fldvm · · Score: 1
      The Pt-Ir cylinder is kept in France...

      I don't think the USA will go fully metric as long as France sets the standard.

    60. Re:Kilogram? by el-spectre · · Score: 1

      invented, of course... we invent everything...

      I also provided a heavily edited image of the planet w/everything but north america missing... she insisted that americans think N.A. is the whole world, so I showed her that it is...

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    61. Re:Kilogram? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hangul (Korea) and hiragana and katakana (Japan) are phonetic.

    62. Re:Kilogram? by The+Original+Yama · · Score: 1
      It's Aluminium:
      The official IUPAC spelling of the element is aluminium; however, Americans and Canadians generally spell and pronounce it aluminum. In 1807, Humphrey Davy proposed aluminum for the name of this then-undiscovered metal, but he later decided to change the name to aluminium to conform with the "ium" convention used in most element names. The aluminium spelling then became the most common in both Britain and the United States. Then the United States changed over time to aluminum for popular purposes. The official name used in the United States in the field of chemistry remained aluminium until 1926 when the American Chemical Society decided to use the name aluminum in its publications.

      In 1990 the IUPAC adopted aluminium as the standard international name for the element. Aluminium is also the name used in French, Dutch, German, and Swedish; Italian uses alluminio, Portuguese alumínio and Spanish aluminio. (The use of these words in these other languages is one of the reasons IUPAC chose aluminium over aluminum.) In 1993, IUPAC recognized aluminum as an acceptable variant, but still prefers the use of aluminium.

    63. Re:Kilogram? by el-spectre · · Score: 1

      What?!?! I don't think it's fair to change the name of our element... (burn karma burn...)

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    64. Re:Kilogram? by g4dget · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      Perhaps we don't have the coercive state apparatus necessary to 'make' the metric system the primary system that we use.

      We do. It's just so much more convenient to use our coercive state apparatus to keep in place units that create trade barriers and protect domestic manufacturers.

    65. Re:Kilogram? by g4dget · · Score: 1

      Imperial units are the units used in the Commonwealth, not the US. Many imperial units differ significantly from US units: US units generally refer to smaller amounts than their Imperial counterparts (gee I wonder how that happened). For practical purposes, Imperial units are not in use anymore since all (?) the countries that were using them have switched to metric.

    66. Re:Kilogram? by __aafkqj3628 · · Score: 1

      For example....?

    67. Re:Kilogram? by __aafkqj3628 · · Score: 1

      both 3 and 4, without having to get all mired in floating point arithmetic.

      Are you scared of decimal places or something? I find floating pt math a lot easier than using fractions.

    68. Re:Kilogram? by __aafkqj3628 · · Score: 1

      I am curious about this, which countries are still using it because I have heard several times that it's just the US.

    69. Re:Kilogram? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I can't believe it, but, they *did* mod you down to oblivion. What the hell is wrong with you people? Gah ... Slashdot proves again, that a new playground is in order ;P

    70. Re:Kilogram? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      There may have been that many civilians killed in the war. Nobody really knows for sure, but believing the Iraqi Information Ministry's figures is patently stupid.

      In any case, you can bet any money that far, far more would have died unnecessarily had Saddam remained in power. Saddam's regime executed between half a million and two million people over the last 30 years, and there have been a number of discoveries of mass graves with thousands of bodies in them since the war ended that might not be included in that count. This doesn't include the deaths that wouldn't have happened had his government maintained the infrastructure standard that was in place when Saddam took power.

      Of course, some people are more interested in taking politcal pot-shots at Bush instead of doing what's best for the Iraqi people in the long run.

    71. Re:Kilogram? by rkz · · Score: 1

      You are mistaken I only know my weight in Kilograms and my height in Meters, I don't have a clue how long a foot is or how much a pound weighs, Im from England too.

    72. Re:Kilogram? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      One parsec of time in seconds is one parsec of distance divided by c in parsecs per second.

    73. Re:Kilogram? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      OK then, try this.

      In your head: 1.85714285714 * 0.538461538462 (I apologise for being unable to give an infinite decimal expansion)

      Of course, doing 13/7 * 7/13 is much harder.

    74. Re:Kilogram? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, it is equally important to you, too. From wikipedia: It [metric system] can legally be used in every country in the world (including the United States), and in many countries its use is obligatory. Those countries that still give official recognition to non-SI units (e.g. US, UK) define them in terms of SI units.
      If there is a problem with a meter, there certainly will also be a problem with a pound, ounce, ton and don't know what else there is. Cheers. Klaus

    75. Re:Kilogram? by JamesKPolk · · Score: 1

      What, be like the UK and throw people in prison for not using the government-dictated measures?

      No, thanks.

    76. Re:Kilogram? by sco08y · · Score: 1

      No, the federal government of the USA is on the metric system. The American people, being free, use whatever system they please.

      And if a little perversity and stubbornness happens to piss off the French...

    77. Re:Kilogram? by mrscorpio · · Score: 1

      Good point, but the comment you replied to still stands...Japan and Germany at the very least have a far more technologically advanced infrastructure. Let me give you my (brief) first hand account of Germany.

      Everyone uses ISDN, not POTS. SMS took hold at least 3 years ago and (I was in Germany for 3 weeks in June of 2000) and cellular works far better in general. For those two reasons alone, they are superior to us.

      That being said, their infrastructure was basically started from scratch in 1990 (unification), whereas ours is much older in a lot of ways. However, it does go to show you that wiping the slate and starting from scratch time to time can be beneficial...

      Chris

    78. Re:Kilogram? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, two things.

      First, the Revolution went through before Britain abandoned the Queen Anne-era gallon in favor of a larger unit. The post-independence U.S. merely didn't accept Parliament's unilateral redefinition of the gallon, unlike the servile United Empire Loyalists.

      Second, the Americans are silly enough to have a hundredweight weigh 100 pounds, instead of 112. Since a ton is 20 hundredweight, this made the U.S. "short" ton 240 pounds lighter than a British "long" ton.

    79. Re:Kilogram? by mrscorpio · · Score: 1

      Are you scared of fractions or something? He finds fractions a lot easier than using floating point math ;)

      Chris

    80. Re:Kilogram? by Pingular · · Score: 0

      "I'm just happy that pointy-head metric zealots ..." Everyone other than Americans, obviously.

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    81. Re:Kilogram? by misterpies · · Score: 1


      but surely the point is not how much infrastructure, but how much infrastructure per head of population (or, if you're worried about the cost, infrastructure divided by GDP).

      And really, what's the cost? Going metric is not a question of replacing pint containers with half-litre ones, but of labelling the containers in metric. Thus in the UK, we "officially" use metric for most things. But most things are still the same size.

      Of course in the long term it doesn't mean much to go metric unless you change the sizes of things to take advantage of the easier calculations. But that can be a much more gradual process.

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    82. Re:Kilogram? by LX.onesizebigger · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      WTF? I call moderators on dope on this... 40% redundant? I couldn't care less about the karma, but find me a post that stated that the original poster should care about problems with the metric system even though he uses inches, feet, and yards because those units are defined in terms of metric units posted before mine.

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    83. Re:Kilogram? by Wigs · · Score: 2, Funny

      No, the federal government of the USA is on the metric system. The American people, being free, use whatever system they please.

      God Bless America!!!

    84. Re:Kilogram? by Alan+Partridge · · Score: 1

      well, sort of

      basically, everything in the UK is officially Metric EXCEPt for Miles and Pints, both of which are still permitted. I'm pretty confident that both will be gone before I am (and I'm 30). British people still like to talk about how much PEOPLE weigh in Stones, and talk about their height in Feet and Inches.

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    85. Re:Kilogram? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Dark Ages? You mean the America that landed a man on the Moon using thou's and feet/sec?

    86. Re:Kilogram? by Spock+the+Baptist · · Score: 1

      All right class, now pay attention!

      Measures of torque, and work are often confused. To wit: Work is the dot product of force, and distance, whereas torque is the cross product of respectively distance, and torque. The appropriate way to distinguish between the two is that torque is in foot pounds, Newton meters, etc. and work is in pound feet, meter Newtons, etc.

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    87. Re:Kilogram? by Alan+Partridge · · Score: 1

      so, in America, if a store sold you 10 pounds of sugar but you only got 8 pounds, there would be no legal case for the store to answer?

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    88. Re:Kilogram? by nickos · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Looked it up. (sigh)

      "The first American dictionary was written by Noah Webster in 1828. At the time America was a relatively new country and Webster's particular contribution was to show that the region spoke a different dialect from Britain, and so he wrote a dictionary with many spellings differing from the standard. Many of these changes were initiated unilaterally by Webster.

      Webster also argued for many "simplifications" to the idiomatic spelling of the period. Somewhat ironically, many, although not all, of his simplifications fell into common usage alongside the original versions, resulting in a situation even more confused than before.

      Many words are shortened and differ from other versions of English. Words such as center are used instead of centre in other versions of English. And there are many, many other variations."

    89. Re:Kilogram? by NoMoreNicksLeft · · Score: 1

      IngSoc would at most prescribe 5 years of hard labor, for such ungoodthinking. This is especially important when your 80 years old and asking for a pint of beer.

    90. Re:Kilogram? by CableModemSniper · · Score: 1

      fractions are way cooler than floating point. just try and write 1/3 as a decimal. Also, radians are way cooler then degrees.

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    91. Re:Kilogram? by Hognoxious · · Score: 1
      That being said, their infrastructure was basically started from scratch in 1990 (unification)
      I doubt they threw away the entire telephone, road & rail network of West Germany. East Germany, maybe, because it was a crock of shite.
      However, it does go to show you that wiping the slate and starting from scratch time to time can be beneficial...
      Tell that to the mayor of Horoshima.
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    92. Re:Kilogram? by Hognoxious · · Score: 1
      No, joules is energy transfer
      No, joules is energy.
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    93. Re:Kilogram? by Hognoxious · · Score: 1
      the Americans are silly enough to have a hundredweight weigh 100 pounds, instead of 112.
      That's because they don't have stones. If they did, their hundredweight would be 7 stone 2 lb, (or 7 1/7 stone) which is plain silly compared to a nice round 8.
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    94. Re:Kilogram? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think you'll find that the Dakota were a separate tribe from the Sioux.
      And people think USians have no sense of history...

    95. Re:Kilogram? by Hognoxious · · Score: 1
      they cannot accept that 'colour', 'centre', 'theatre'

      That's because the so-called "American" spelling is actually the original English spelling.

      The so-called "British" spelling was created by poncy Brits who wanted to look more French.

      So why hasn't colour got an 'e' in it, then?

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    96. Re:Kilogram? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You ignorant clod! Even the official US weights and measures are defined by the metric system. I wish we'd cut to the chase and convert totally.

      And, we don't even use all the conversions correctly. We use a pounds vs kilograms conversion, yet this is only true on earth, as the pound is a unit of weight, while the kilogram is a unit of mass. A 2.2 pound brick (on earth) will weigh less on the moon, but it will still be 1 kilogram on the moon.

    97. Re:Kilogram? by banzai51 · · Score: 1

      Plus, imperial units are one of the few remaining ways we can flip the bird at Europe. Send some diagrams in imperial units over to the Euros and we can hear the grumbling all the way across the Atlantic as they do conversions. :-)

    98. Re:Kilogram? by BTWR · · Score: 1

      Last time I heard, it was the EUROPEAN half of the Cassini/Huygens spacecraft that was malfunctioning, though maybe that's been fixed...

    99. Re:Kilogram? by overunderunderdone · · Score: 1

      "t's not a matter of dark ages, it's a matter of infrastructure... "

      Sure that's part of it but the main thing is that people in the US prefer to use english units of measurement. To switch (with any speed at all) would require a great deal of government regulation to *force* people to make the change and that just isn't likely to happen in the US. Trying to *make* people change when the don't want to is an excellent way to lose your next election.

    100. Re:Kilogram? by sphealey · · Score: 5, Interesting
      Then maybe america should move out of the dark ages sometime.
      Funny how when the topic is software or food supplies, everyone jumps in with comments about the dangers of monoculture and the value of diversity in supply, but when the topic is the metric system there can be no deviation from the ONE TRUE FAITH.

      Personally, having gone through school at a time when the US was considering a change, and having spent some time in Europe, I have no problem with the metric system. It is more convenient from some tasks, particularly in the chem lab.

      But there is nothing inherently superior about a measurement system based on powers of 10. For many tasks, such as woodworking, metric measurements are far more difficult to work with than inches and 1/16th. In fact I would argue that the most "natural" base for a measurement system is 12 as it is evenly divisible by 2, 3, and 4; whereras base 10 is only divisible by 2 and 5. Thirds and fourths are very common divisions of stuff; fifths are not, so a base 12 system is more user-friendly.

      That's my 0.02 euro anyway.

      sPh

    101. Re:Kilogram? by anythings-possible-b · · Score: 0

      yaeh, yeah, and what is the uranium use per head in those countries, thank you ...

    102. Re:Kilogram? by ChiefCrazyTalk · · Score: 0

      I remember back in the early 1970s when I was in elementary school, they were trying to teach us the metric system. They thought by 1980 or so we would be completely converted. Ah, a simpler, more naive time. I wonder if they even bother teaching that to kids in the US these days.

    103. Re:Kilogram? by jo_ham · · Score: 1

      Indeed, I bought a large packet of toffees yesterday - it was labeled as 454g (almost exactly 1 pound).

      The milk I buy is marked as 568ml (1 pint), and the car I drive is marked with mph and mpg - however, petrol is sold in litres and pence-per-litre.

      I'm 6'1", 9 stone, 5 pounds (I know, underweight!)

      The imperial system is entrenched, but it doesn't stop us using the metric system too.

    104. Re:Kilogram? by rbilli · · Score: 1
      "...is done in 'tenths of feet', ...Has nothing to do with the metric system, it just makes the math easier..."
      Metric in everything but name?
    105. Re:Kilogram? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      stuff in Canadian supermarkets are still priced per pound, with kilogram pricing in tiny letter as a side note. farmer's markets are pound-obsessed all the way. you either pay 2 bucks for a pound, or whatever it works out to be in dollars and spare change for a kilo.

    106. Re:Kilogram? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Canada went metric in the early 70's, but most people (including those born after the adoption of the metric system like myself) still use imperial units in everyday life. My weight is 220 pounds and my height is 6'1, and I have no idea how many kilos and meters that represents (that's probably too many kilos anyway...). We generally use metric units for air temperature, speed and distance, but imperial units for water temperature, weight, height and liquid volume.

    107. Re:Kilogram? by LurkerXXX · · Score: 1

      Well, for example. Liberia and Myanmar (Burma).

    108. Re:Kilogram? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've noticed that in Canada, liquids are often sold in 3.78-liter bottles (e.g., it's metric, but really still in the English system).

    109. Re:Kilogram? by TuataraShoes · · Score: 1

      America uses pounds and ounces because they are free and they use what they want. In Britain, our tradition and heritage is being thrown away because the European Union tells us what weights and measures we are allowed to use.

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    110. Re:Kilogram? by legojenn · · Score: 1

      It's been 25 years (late 77) since Canada went officially metric and 33 years since the law was passed. Today we measure long distances, like distances we drive in metres, but measure small things like height in feet & inches. We measure temperature outside in Celcius, but cook using a fahrenheit scale. We buy milk by the litre but beer by the 12 ounce bottle or Imperial pint. We still use Imperial dimensions for building houses and my boyfriend makes me keep metric and Imperial tools in my car in case he has to fix things. For cultural reasons, I think that the Imperial and US measuring systems will exist in English speaking countries for a long long time. I'm sure other countries that have moved to metric have similar experiences, like Australia, which I think went earlier and Ireland which went metric later.

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    111. Re:Kilogram? by clarkcox3 · · Score: 1

      Umm, the metric system was invented during the French Revolution (i.e. 1790). So, let's look at tihs again, this time without the idiot glasses:

      USA - 227 Years old
      Metric System - 213 Years old

      Looks to me like the US is older

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    112. Re:Kilogram? by radish · · Score: 1

      OK so I was 14 years out. Argument still holds - it's existed for over 200 years, which is long enough for you to convert, if you actually wanted to.

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    113. Re:Kilogram? by Dun+Malg · · Score: 3, Insightful
      You do know the metric system is many hundred of years old don't you? In fact it's older than your country.

      As the poster below me said, you are quite wrong.

      The point is the US has had 200 years and they haven't even started the process. There's nothing saying you can't run in parallel - the UK has been doing so for years. It's absurd to say you have to rip out all the imperial pipes and replace them - you just have to keep 2 sets of tools around until those old pipes get replaced naturally.

      No, you really don't get it at all. As it happens, most people who have tools ALREADY have the two sets of tools. What makes switching difficult is having two sets of PARTS. It's all well and good to say "from now on all parts/raw materials will be measured using the metric system", but what does one do about, say, electrical conduit fittings? There is an UNGODLY amount of installed bass there which is already in inches and adding on to it would require a complicated system of adapters and a complete recalculation of wire capacity. Name any other construction trade and you run into the same thing. How do you add on to an inches-and-feet house with metric lumber? What size metric ducting do I buy to add to a 12-inch heating plenum? Not saying that it can't be done, but there's a lot more to it than "keep[ing] 2 sets of tools".

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    114. Re:Kilogram? by Gyorg_Lavode · · Score: 1
      Yeah. I spent memorial day laying out a machining job on a box and the whole things in decimal inches. First because I'm sure thats how the machine shop will want it and second thats how all the parts were in their data sheets. When I have to do the PCB i know it'll be in mills.

      I can tollerate english for length, especially decimal inches, but I remember the exact moment I got sick of english: a few years ago in a lab working with pipe flows and head and trying to figure out what units were what, which pounds things were etc. After that I've never wanted to touch english for anything using more than 1 unit.

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    115. Re:Kilogram? by FroMan · · Score: 1

      Or maybe we should bomb you back into the dark ages.

      [/sarcasm]

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    116. Re:Kilogram? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > I'm 6'1", 9 stone, 5 pounds (I know, underweight!)

      Christ Jo! You'll blow away in a strong wind (or maybe bend over and snap).

      Is that what a diet of milk and toffees does to you?

      Try beer and red meat!

    117. Re:Kilogram? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yup!

      That's the same America that crashed a probe on Mars because the hopeless techs didn't know the difference!

    118. Re:Kilogram? by SN74S181 · · Score: 1

      You're right. And it just pisses me off to no end that my Compound Mitre saw isn't calibrated in radians. I'll be damned if I'm going to compromise my values and have to set the saw to '30 degrees' for an angled cut, when it would be so much easier to set it to 0.52359877559829 radians. Everybody knows that whatever scientists use in a laboratory is best.

    119. Re:Kilogram? by radish · · Score: 4, Interesting


      I do get it. This already happens in the UK, it's not a problem at all. We have lots of houses which are older than the metric system (and the USA for that matter). They use imperial stuff. We have lots of new houses - they use metric. And yet I can still call a plumber and he can figure out how to fix my pipe, and my electrician is able to fix a light. Amazing.

      If there was any will to do it you'd do it, which indicates there's no will. Which is fine, I don't give a toss what you measure your wooden houses in, but don't come over all "it's too haaaaaard" - you sound like a whinging kid.

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    120. Re:Kilogram? by SN74S181 · · Score: 1

      No, I am sure there are plenty of non-Americans who still grumble about a government edict coming in and declaring all their tools obsolete, if not forbidden. Every time something older than the 'metric edict' comes into their hands and needs repair or a replacement nut/bolt, they've got those 'other' thread spacings and hole sizes to worry about.

    121. Re:Kilogram? by radish · · Score: 1

      As the poster below me said, you are quite wrong.

      So I was 14 years out. I knew the metric date, just got the civil war out by a bit. Big deal. How many Americans can say how old their own country is off the top of their head? Most can't find it on a map.

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    122. Re:Kilogram? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's a very insightful comment (as opposed to the kind of 'insightful' that gets modded up here).

      I like th SI system for most things - including scientific work - but when I have to saw timber, put up shelves etc. I find myself using Imperial units, exactly for the reasons you mention.

      Easy divisibility - you can guestimate/measure a half (and thereby a quarter, eighth etc. by eye or by using simple techniques) - it't not at all easy to judge fifths and tenths without accurate measurement.

    123. Re:Kilogram? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Back to the radish patch with you limey. I suspect that within 20 years stupid old Americans won't need to find the US on a map, they'll be able to point at any land mass and be correct. :)

    124. Re:Kilogram? by zod1025 · · Score: 1

      Here, now you'll have an idea...
      220 pounds ~ 100 kilos
      6'6" ~ 2 meters

      So, you're right at 100 kilos and somewhat under 2 meters tall. Easy breezy, and as accurate as you need for day-to-day.

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    125. Re:Kilogram? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > Or maybe we should bomb you back into the dark ages.

      Well done sir, you win your "Good American Citizen" badge for today!

      That's all America stands for now - big bombs, corporate fascism and hard-line religious bigotry.

      What happened to the 'good' America? The America I used to admire?

      It seems that even my American (ex-)friends have become drooling, power-crazed nuts of late.

      I truly weep for America.

      Land of the free?

      Home of the brave?

      Not any more!

    126. Re:Kilogram? by BuckaBooBob · · Score: 1

      Math easier? :) Allways though measurements in Base 10 were alot easier to think out in your head rather than the misc ammount of Standard measurements that the US can't seem to get away from.

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    127. Re:Kilogram? by jeremyp · · Score: 1

      The American "color" is just as unphonetic as the English "colour". It should be something like "culler". Also, centre/center should start with "S".

      The metre and kilogramme were French inventions. I have no problem with sticking with their spelling.

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    128. Re:Kilogram? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I guess I'll go live in a condominum then ...

      Naw, it's just a condo. Well, why isn't it alumi then?

    129. Re:Kilogram? by devilspgd · · Score: 1

      Or the Europeans just say fuck it and find a non-US supplier to deal with

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    130. Re:Kilogram? by banzai51 · · Score: 1

      Not if they are a part of the company!

    131. Re:Kilogram? by DrXym · · Score: 1
      Well the same could be said of Great Britain and no doubt other parts of the Commonwealth. Does it mean countries should use the same outdated and illogical measurement system forever, or start thinking about transitioning?


      In the case of the UK, the change has been gradual, but slowly but surely nearly all the weights and measures are now metric. You still get pints of beer and some people think in terms of miles and miles per hour, but for the most part everything else has changed over.

    132. Re:Kilogram? by squidfood · · Score: 2, Funny
      ...move out of the dark ages sometime.

      America? Bah! All you primates should move out of the dark ages sometime. Base-12 is where it's at.

      We'll take our easily divisible Freedom Inches (tm) any day, thank you.

    133. Re:Kilogram? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      At least you didn't do something stupid like claim that volts are based on kilograms (they're not). Other than both being SI units, they have no relation at all.
      It would be like saying that calories are based on air pressure.

    134. Re:Kilogram? by icke · · Score: 1

      And interestingly thre are several areas associated with the US that are indeed measured using the metric system

      • Auto engine capacity is in litres
      • Camera film is in millimetres
      • Gun calibre is in millimetres
      • Drugs are measured in milligrams

      Oh and of course hamburgers in quarter-pounds

    135. Re:Kilogram? by Theaetetus · · Score: 1
      I agree with your base 12 idea...

      But regarding monoculture and diversity in software/food as opposed to measurement systems - it doesn't apply. You need diversity in things where an environmental change could potentially wipe out a set - thus if you had no diversity, you could end up with none of a type of resource.
      i.e. make all of your tomatoes frost-resistant... but heat vulnerable. And then have a heat-wave. Whoops.

      However, there's nothing that can wipe out a measurement system, or a language, etc. (given a wide-enough distribution). This is why removing diversity from measurement/mathematics/language/etc. would be useful, not a detriment.

      -T

    136. Re:Kilogram? by bucky0 · · Score: 1

      What would be wrong with having pi/6 radians marked out on the scale? I think that's what the parent was going for.

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    137. Re:Kilogram? by Strike · · Score: 1

      Except that culler is already a word:


      culler

      \Cull"er\ (k?l"?r), n. One who picks or chooses; esp., an inspector who selects wares suitable for market.

      Source: Webster's Revised Unabridged Dictionary, © 1996, 1998 MICRA, Inc.

      Though I suppose it's hard to mistake these two in the same context.

    138. Re:Kilogram? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      it's existed for over 200 years, which is long enough for you to convert, if you actually wanted to.

      Yes, and your ancient European "civilization" has been around for thousands of years.

      Long enough for you to stop having genocides, if you really wanted to.

      Maybe you should lay off the superiority thing until Europe managed to go a full decade without genocide breaking out.

    139. Re:Kilogram? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Overheard in ancient Rome:

      "I'll never understand this base 10 numbering system if I live to be 'C'"

    140. Re:Kilogram? by cmburns69 · · Score: 1

      My car gets 40 rods to the hogshead, and thats the way I likes it!

      -- Abe Simpson

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    141. Re:Kilogram? by FroMan · · Score: 1

      Whoa there buddy. Something about [/sarcasm] too difficult for you? But, I'll reply you would expect someone who just won my "Good American Citizen" badge for today.

      That's all America stands for now - big bombs, corporate fascism and hard-line religious bigotry.

      Big bombs. You probably assume that Afghan and Iraq war was all unjust and unprovoked. Whether or not it was, those big bombs and advanced weapons shortened the duration of those conflicts considerabley. Would you rather the millions and millions of deaths from starvation and millions and millions of innocents have been killed? First not, millions and millions of innocents did not die. Period. Show me the numbers, show me the dead from US weapons. I'll show you the dead from hard-line religious bigotry of the muslims in power in the taliban or the mass graves of the shiites who opposed Saddam.

      Corporate fascism. There is a lot of corruption within the government, no doubt about it. However, this is a citizen problem, which can only be fixed through citizens. Here in the US the citizens are allowed to peacefully protest laws, are allowed to elect the folks who make the laws, infact become the law makers themselves. While much of the citizenship of the US has become apathetic as shown by recent years elections (50%) you can see that it is the citizens who are allowing this to happen.

      Hard-line religious bigotry. How do you consider a constant assult upon religious freedoms within the country hard-line religious bigotry. Perhaps you meant that the bigots are the ones performing this attempt to take away the right of people from expression their freedom of religion? When a teacher is unable to wear a cross, or a symbol of their faith, as a simple peice of jewelry that is not separation of church and state. That is the forced atheism of any who are employed by the state. When the attorney general or president is chided by athiest because the pray, during none work hours during an optional sessions, there is a movement against religion. Hardly hard-line as you propose.

      I would offer that you never loved America. Perhaps your fathers who has seen the sleeping giant awoken during the previous world wars loved what America has done. Perhaps you imagined that America was the land of milk and honey, where no work was required for success and that lesiure as far as the eye can see is what it is all about. Wrong. There are many hard working folks in this country. Many labor all their days to achieve what they can for their children. My father in law 2nd generation from the netherlands, who was born in the depression. His father was a farmer and he is a carpenter. He works everyday, except for Sundays. This family has worked for the American dream, and has made it thier own.

      The generations that are in the country now have much of their freedom and liberty because of the generations previously. On the shoulders of those we move forward today, our sense of judgement and fairness has weilded their sword, our economy and its basis has made our nation powerful and strong, and our moral character and judgement foundations in our religion.

      However, your weeping does nothing, but shed false tears for that which you neither know nor understand. While America may not be perfect, I am glad to be an American. Our country has a history which is to be proud. When folks come to America they see a future for themselves because of the freedoms and liberties that are allowed here.

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    142. Re:Kilogram? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      There is an UNGODLY amount of installed bass there which is already in inches

      Those fish really need to get with the program.

    143. Re:Kilogram? by TheMidget · · Score: 1
      I'm just happy that pointy-head metric zealots don't seem to have much pull in the real world of regular people. Keep on ranting, dudes.

      Yeah, those pointy-head metrics are even worse than the jackass penguins. Real patriots use Windows, measure their dick in inches, have a cellphone running CDMA, fill up at Exxon, and do their yearly pilgrimage to Disney World. Everybody else is just a terrorist.

    144. Re:Kilogram? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      just got the civil war out by a bit

      Er, maybe it would have been a civil war if we had lost. You don't have to be so bitter about it.

      How many Americans can say how old their own country is off the top of their head?

      I think a good deal of Americans can link independence and 1776. Doing the subtractions is another matter, and I doubt many would know the date for the metric system. (honestly, who cares?)

    145. Re:Kilogram? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe when the US can go a whole year without dropping bombs on brown people.

    146. Re:Kilogram? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hrm, so you've gone through the trouble of making part of the switch, but still haven't been able to reap any of the benefits. Strang that air temp is metric, but water temp is imperial. Going the other way makes a lot more sense (Since 0 and 100 in metric are based on the properties of water... and 0 and 100 degrees Farenheit are close to the extremes of atmospheric temp)

    147. Re:Kilogram? by el-spectre · · Score: 1

      TO make things worse, it takes a whole set of tools and adapters to install a fish...

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    148. Re:Kilogram? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      A friend is in construction, and guestimates that it will take over 100 years to replace all failing/obsolete tech with the versions in metric equivalents. It just does not make any economic sense to replace a set of, say, water pipes with the metric standard if the current ones will last 20 years. It'll have to be a gradual thing.
      And replacing a currency (several actually) is easier? *cough* the Euro *cough*
    149. Re:Kilogram? by el-spectre · · Score: 1

      Not at all... there's not correlation that I'm aware of between 1.2 inches and any metric unit.

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    150. Re:Kilogram? by rkz · · Score: 1

      Federal Republic of Europe WOOOO! lets go!

    151. Re:Kilogram? by Gordonjcp · · Score: 1

      I love how you call it the "English" system, but half the USian Imperial measurements are different from UKian Imperial.

    152. Re:Kilogram? by camken · · Score: 1

      How True!
      The American Military uses metric for most things.

      --Meters for small distance (still miles for longer and off-base distances)

      --Kilograms for most weight measurement(except things like PSI and foot-pounds on jets)

      The Metric system is a much more efficient system of measurement, and I for one would much rather see the military using it when they worry about things like anthrax and VX toxisity and percistence.

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    153. Re:Kilogram? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The conversion process in the US scientific community is just about over -- check out NASA's site and you see they seem to uniformly refer to millions of kilometers or tens of metric tons or whatever. As stated previously, the conversion in the wider society is going to take much much longer; the process was kickstarted in the 70s and is still slowly going on (too slowly for the rest of the world, though).

    154. Re:Kilogram? by forgetmenot · · Score: 1

      This is ridiculous. You don't need to change over all the pipes and wood, etc, etc... Just use the Canadian model. Technically we're a metric country. But it really depends. Go buy lumber and ask for some 2 x 5 meter sheets of particle board you'll get a confused huh? It's still sold in imperial measurements. Pipe fittings are still measured in inches, they're just sold by the kg. Go to the store and buy veggies. Sure they have the prices in Kg... if you read the fine print. The large displayed prices are still by the pound.

      So what does it mean to convert to metric. The most obvious change will be fuel prices and the distances displayed on road signs. A large expense but not one that requires a lot of infrastructure change.

      The next most visible change will be product packaging. All your margarine will now be sold in the SAME standard container sizes for example... makes it easier to compare prices.

      But as far as infrastructure. Look... The U.S. Military is already metric. U.S. Scientists use metric in there calculations. It's the general populace that isn't converted, and the conversions are relatively superficial. No.. you do not need to redo all the wiring, pipes, ballbearings, whatever... Canada certainly didn't.

      Case in point. I just recently built a brand new house. ALL the measurements are imperial.. My lot is measured in yards. The house dimensions are all blue-printed in feet. I bought my top soil in cubic yards. Brand new house in a "metric" country.

    155. Re:Kilogram? by kmac06 · · Score: 1

      Yeah, base 12 is the way to go. The real solution to this thing is to genetically engineer everyone to have 6 fingers on each hand, then go base 12. It's obviously the easiest way to go.

    156. Re:Kilogram? by buffer-overflowed · · Score: 1

      You're off-topic and should be modded as such, but I'll bite.

      The Iraqi war, alright, there aren't any weapons of mass destruction, so it was unjustified. We "liberated" the Iraqi people, and for an actual Iraqi's views on the ongoing process, I suggest you go here. There are still places without infrastructure, running water, or aid, for months after the precision bombings. The actual war, which lasted 2 months, killed approximately 5,000 people (and we'll see actual casualty figures in a few months), or 2,000 more then died on September 11th. Saddam, would have killed approximately (based off of 1,000,000 over 30 years) 5,500 during the same time period. Ignoring the continuing unexploded ordinance and malnutrition problems, the secondary goal (not the one that was in ANY SENSE, internationally legal, nor the one the war was sold on) has been arguably met.

      Hard-line religious bigotry, like Jerry Falwell? Like the zealots who bomb abortion clinics? Where are the terrorism charges against the far-right insane anti-abortion activists who bomb clinics and intimidate? Conversely, where are those same charges against the far-left whacko environmentalists who spike trees and intimidate? Have we only room to judge Arabs, what about problems at home and domestic "terrorists", those who harbor them and those who support them? Or are they freedom fighters for trees and the unborn this week like al-qaeda was when the conservatives were pumping money into the organization so they could fight the soviets?

      When prayer is said in schools, when teachers wear symbols of their faith on the job, does this not condone that faith. From on high, an authority figure giving credence to something very personal. Is the employee not representative of the employer? Is the President not always on the job? Didn't the conservatives butt all up into Clinton's personal life? The irony of this never ceases to amaze me. Seperation of Church and State is crucial to the existance of a civilized society. Disagree? History teaches otherwise, the large messes and excesses of the catholic church dominated political scene of the dark ages says otherwise. The reasons this country exists says otherwise.

      What possible motivation could one have other than evangelism to openly declare their faith as a government employee? Evangelism is not acceptable from a government figure. You want a religious country, with deeply entrenched religious ideals, convert to Islam and move to Iran, or convert to Catholicism and move to Vatican City. God has no place in government, whether he be Allah, Jehovah, or a Platypus. In fact, I'd wager a guess to say that Jesus himself would say not to wear a cross. According to uncannonized scriptures, he even says not to go to church, and to keep religion a private matter between close friends and family. What do I know though, right?

      This is not your father's country. This is not the cold-war era either, although those in power would love to make it so. Things have changed quite a bit since the turn of the century. There is no Hitler, no move for eugenics, no witch-hunting. No condoned discrimination against people for the color of their skin. There's been a failed war, a series of successful conflicts. A liberal backlash at the excesses of conservatism, and a conservative backlach at the excesses of liberalism.

      Yea, I love this country, I can say things far nastier and I'm patriotically exercising my right to free speech by doing so. Call me unamerican and prove yourself a jingoistic faux patriot.

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    157. Re:Kilogram? by Pingular · · Score: 0

      I am sure there are plenty of non-Americans who still grumble about a government edict coming in and declaring all their tools obsolete, if not forbidden.
      I'm sure you're wrong.

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      When anger rises, think of the consequences.
      Confucius (551 BC - 479 BC)
    158. Re:Kilogram? by maromig · · Score: 1
      From an Unbiased source :-)
      The US has the largest and most technologically powerful economy in the world, with a per capita GDP of $36,300. In this market-oriented economy, private individuals and business firms make most of the decisions, and the federal and state governments buy needed goods and services predominantly in the private marketplace. US business firms enjoy considerably greater flexibility than their counterparts in Western Europe and Japan in decisions to expand capital plant, lay off surplus workers, and develop new products. At the same time, they face higher barriers to entry in their rivals' home markets than the barriers to entry of foreign firms in US markets.
      from [ http://www.cia.gov/cia/publications/factbook/geos/ us.html ]
      Since you bring them up, also from factbook: per capita GDP of USA $36,300, per capita GDP of Germany $26,600, per capita GDP of Switzerland $31,700, per capita GDP of Japan $$28,000.
      Soooo, I guess I'd have to totally agree with you. The data certainly, in economic terms justifies your point...oh wait a second...my bad...I guess it refutes it. So I'm sure you meant to cite some other measurable source to back up your point other than economics.
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    159. Re:Kilogram? by charon_on_acheron · · Score: 2, Funny

      Sure we can find it on the map. It's that large shape right in the middle, with water at the left side and right side of the map, and Canada above us and Mexico below us. It's the easiest thing to find on the map.

      The only confusing thing is why is Alaska so cold, when it is sitting down there next to Mexico, with Hawaii in between them?

    160. Re:Kilogram? by notfancy · · Score: 1

      In fact I would argue that the most "natural" base for a measurement system is 12 as it is evenly divisible by 2, 3, and 4; whereras base 10 is only divisible by 2 and 5. Thirds and fourths are very common divisions of stuff; fifths are not, so a base 12 system is more user-friendly.

      Well, you know what, the Babylonians went the extra mile and threw in a factor of 5 for good measure. Guess what they got. Yes, the obligation to remember the time-tables up to sixty! And degrees, minutes (or primes), seconds, thirds...

    161. Re:Kilogram? by charon_on_acheron · · Score: 1

      Yeah, ever notice how the bullets are measured in metric.
      9mm
      7.62mm
      5.56mm

      But wait, those are just rounded off values of regular caliber measurments.
      9mm ~ .357, as in 357 Magnum
      7.62mm ~ .30
      5.56mm ~ .22, and everyone's heard of the 22 caliber rifle in some old western movie.

      So even some of the metric measurments we use in the US are just the approximate equivalent of a standard measurment.

      (Conversions courtesy of Online Conversion, at http://www.onlineconversion.com/length_common.htm .)

    162. Re:Kilogram? by mdielmann · · Score: 1

      I'm just happy that pointy-head metric zealots don't seem to have much pull in the real world of regular people. Keep on ranting, dudes.

      Yeah, it takes ~40 l to fill my gas tank. So how big is it in imperial? Just another regular person - using metric. Go figure. I just don't happen to be American.

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    163. Re:Kilogram? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      At least the basis on which our measurement system stands doesn't change every year.

      Who's in the dark ages now, bitch?

    164. Re:Kilogram? by Ctrl-Z · · Score: 1


      I knew the metric date, just got the civil war out by a bit.

      You'd better quit while you're ahead. :-)

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    165. Re:Kilogram? by mdielmann · · Score: 1

      Funny how when the topic is software or food supplies, everyone jumps in with comments about the dangers of monoculture and the value of diversity in supply, but when the topic is the metric system there can be no deviation from the ONE TRUE FAITH.

      The big difference is comparing standards and redundancy. For software, pretty much everyone can agree that a single standard for a specific document type is good, and if not, the standards should be clear enough for a near-lossless conversion from one to the other. This applies to measurements (which does nothing to negate your comments about the usefulness of fractions). On the other hand, we want diversity in the products we make those documents with (as long as all products can open all documents of the supported type), and we can see the benefit of that same diversity in food crops, where monoculture leads to a risk should it be vulnerable to a certain attack. So use each where they are best applied, which isn't hypocritical at all.

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    166. Re:Kilogram? by SN74S181 · · Score: 1

      Tell a rowdy football crowd in a tavern in London that they can't have their pint of beer.

    167. Re:Kilogram? by frankie · · Score: 1
      convenient to use a unit (the Foot) that divides easily into subunits that are multiples of both 3 and 4

      And that is why I think we would be much better off by converting all human beings to 6 fingers per hand, and switching to base 12 metric. 10 is a relatively stupid number to use as a mathematical base (excluding odd numbers which would require 3+ hands). 12 is abundant.

    168. Re:Kilogram? by SN74S181 · · Score: 1

      It is perilous to only consider your opponents in parody form. You'd be surprised at how many times doing so will end up in your defeat in an arguement. You really should consider reasonable alternatives to your position. Engaging in arguements with your own self-created scarecrow opponents just amounts to mental masturbation.

      What's a jackass penguin, by the way?

    169. Re:Kilogram? by SN74S181 · · Score: 1

      Base 12 makes more sense because it allows the unit (the foot) to be divided evenly into 3 or 4 parts. It's the same reason that the dozen is a popular unit of measure. Think in human scale, instead of the abstract way a 'revolutionary committee' did in 18th Century France. (their renumbering of the calendar starting again at year one sure fizzled... as did most of the other nonsense they conjured up)

      I can't think of anything more ludicrous than basing a whole set of measures on the number of digits on a particular primate's hands.

    170. Re:Kilogram? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you're a country of a few million and only are the size of a small new england state, the change is pretty cheap and easy.

      What kind of fucked up reasoning is that? The USA is already divided into small counties. Every american close your eyes, imagine your county is your country, do the "pretty cheap and easy change", open your eyes and voila, the whole USA has been changed to metric, cheap and easy. (Yeah, I mean cheap per CAPITA, which is what really matters).

    171. Re:Kilogram? by __aafkqj3628 · · Score: 1

      Base-12 is where it's at.

      Base-12? HAH! Base-912, that's where it's all at!

    172. Re:Kilogram? by SN74S181 · · Score: 1

      Personally, I think that the alphabetical order should be randomly re-established every year by edict of the government. Robust resorting functionality would quickly be built into all software. The full employment it would insure for the software industry alone would be worth the hassle.

      And it would be so much more fair for all the schoolchildren whose names are stuck at one end or the other of the roll call.

    173. Re:Kilogram? by __aafkqj3628 · · Score: 1

      But who really cares about them anyway? (no offense to Liberia and Burma readers)

    174. Re:Kilogram? by __aafkqj3628 · · Score: 1

      That's because they tried to guess how dumb the americans would be.

    175. Re:Kilogram? by __aafkqj3628 · · Score: 1

      Well, the haven't dumped the sterling yet.

    176. Re:Kilogram? by __aafkqj3628 · · Score: 1

      I'm scared of anything that my maths teacher is for.

    177. Re:Kilogram? by Pingular · · Score: 0

      Tell a rowdy football crowd in a tavern in London
      Wtf is a tavern?

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    178. Re:Kilogram? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >>WTF is a tavern?

      It's the imperial unit of a bar and/or pub, but it has a 1:1 ratio.

    179. Re:Kilogram? by benzapp · · Score: 1

      You do know the metric system is many hundred of years old don't you? In fact it's older than your country.

      Are you really this ignorant? I know its hard to remember dates and everything, but you should at least know the metric system as we know it today was a direct result of enlightenment thinking which led to the American and French Revolutions.

      The first true metric system was in fact America's currency based on 100 cents. France adopted the first universal metric system of measurement in 1795, after the revolution settled down.

      Napolean suspended it in 1812 however. It was not adopted again until 1840.

      Honestly, I bet this was a troll... not a bad one either, but I just had to respond as I used to be a big enlightenment fan.

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    180. Re:Kilogram? by thumperward · · Score: 1

      Further to that, everyone else spells it "metre". Some people just have to be different. :)

      I still measure heights in Imperial. I find it easier on the brain (especially when drunk) to take everything as a deviation from six feet than to try and remember a generic height in Metric and compare that way.

      - Chris

    181. Re:Kilogram? by rbilli · · Score: 1

      Pedant. I was referring to the use of a base 10 system, instead of all this '12 inches to the foot, 35 feet to the yard, 10,530 yards to the mile' crap. (see also 14 ounces to the pound, 56 pounds to the stone, 5397 stones to the ton)

    182. Re:Kilogram? by thumperward · · Score: 1

      Rather than the Metric measurement of hamburger weights... The Royale.

      - Chris

    183. Re:Kilogram? by Noren · · Score: 1
      In 1790, 5 years before the French adopted their metric system and while Louis XVI was still nominally King of France, Thomas Jefferson proposed to the US a metric system using feet, bushels, and pounds as basic units which no one, including the US, ended up actually adopting.

      Since you're keeping score on how long the US has considered yet failed to adopt a metric system, you should know that this has been true for a longer time than the metric system has been used in France. The idea of metric measurements was not totally new in 1790 either, having been proposed by a French friar over a century before.

      On the other hand, a decimal monetary system was also proposed in the above document. The US was the first to nation to formally adopt decimal currency. (US currency wasn't produced until 1793, though Jefferson had proposed and there was some agreement on a decimal system of US currency as early as 1785) - an innovation which now has nearly worldwide acceptance. Even the British finally emulated the US and adopted a decimal monetary system almost 200 years later, in 1971.

      {insert erroneous "Most Brits don't know obvious fact X" claim here}

    184. Re:Kilogram? by thumperward · · Score: 1

      That's beside the point. If you assume the foot to be a standard measurement (it's not as if the metre is any less arbitrary in principle), then if you take other measurements in bases of ten around your standard then you are indeed "metric in everything but name".

      - Chris

    185. Re:Kilogram? by thumperward · · Score: 1

      I'd wager that most everyone thinks of distance in miles, unless you're from a part of the country which has started painting kilometres onto roadsigns.

      Eventually they're going to have to start doing that. And we're halfway there with the pub thing, although you still order a pint at the bar volume is measured in ml on the sides of bottles and cans so you can take measurement from that (and I've seen people arguing at a bar to get Reef instead of Smirnoff Ice because you get more mls per bottle).

      - Chris

    186. Re:Kilogram? by thumperward · · Score: 1

      Chalk up one surprised Brit. Seriously, there should be a quick-and-easy "Read and understand this before you go telling Americans they don't know anything about history" guide up there somewhere.

      - Chris

    187. Re:Kilogram? by marklar1 · · Score: 1

      Apart from cell phones and faster adoption of HDTV, which are dandy consumer items, that offer marginal utility but enhanced leisure time& oh, cell phones, we were slow to have games and music.... in all seriousness, what else? And it is the relative mass of the infrastructure that makes change slower. Just like korea or japan or even third world non-tech countries just skipping massive land line connections and going dig wireless? how did you arrive at this?

    188. Re:Kilogram? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      But they still have a two-thirds chance of pointing at water. ;)

    189. Re:Kilogram? by thumperward · · Score: 1

      You don't change the serving to match the measurement, luddite. Wine is still served by the glass and whisky by the measure, and it hasn't adversely affected pubs other than having to put up signs saying exactly how many mls are in a "glass". All they'd need to do is tack up and extra bit saying that a "pint" was in fact declared by the 2003 Foobar Act to be x millilitres.

      (I should note that the whisky thing has in fact caused outrage, but we all need exceptions. :) )

      - Chris

    190. Re:Kilogram? by thumperward · · Score: 1

      That's true, but likely it was intended as a flame rather than a debating point. Anyway, who needs anyone else to make parodies when the offenders in question are doing such a good job of sending themselves up?

      - Chris

    191. Re:Kilogram? by el-spectre · · Score: 1

      ah, so correlations with existing standards don't matter when comparing to them? This is high-level logic :)

      No, 'base 10' is not the definition of metric... decimal maybe. Metric has a definitive meaning, unless you talk to my director (rim shot)

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    192. Re:Kilogram? by pclminion · · Score: 1
      In fact I would argue that the most "natural" base for a measurement system is 12 as it is evenly divisible by 2, 3, and 4

      Even better, we could use base 2520, which is divisible by 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, and 10!

    193. Re:Kilogram? by thumperward · · Score: 1

      Our "tradition and heritage" resulted in a currency system which was frankly stupid and difficult. Luckily our heritage has also taught us that occasionally progress should be made in spite of tradition, rather than simply sticking to our backwards ways out of some misguided allegiance to the past.

      train gauge measurements aside, that is.

      - Chris

    194. Re:Kilogram? by BTWR · · Score: 1

      Wow... that's almost as witty a comeback as "I know you are but what am I?" Oh yeah, we're so dumb. NASA is so much "dumber" than the ESA. What is the Ariane V's success rate? Like 60%? (oh and since ESA doesn't even have the capabilities to launch humans into space, NASA's shuttle success rate is irrelevant. But just for arguments sake, it's around ~98%)

    195. Re:Kilogram? by __aafkqj3628 · · Score: 1

      What's even wittier is the ability to first blame the europeans.

    196. Re:Kilogram? by norite · · Score: 1

      Not exactly - what about that spaceprobe to Mars the US launched. I Forget the real details, but it turned out that NASA lost contact with it because one group of contractors used imperial measurements, while the other used metric...

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    197. Re:Kilogram? by Pingular · · Score: 0

      Ahh soo :)

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    198. Re:Kilogram? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Of course, GDP is measured in $USD. The way the $USD is sinking, the numbers are going to be very different without any actually change in local currency GDP.

    199. Re:Kilogram? by evilWurst · · Score: 1

      What system is a "toss" under, imperial or metric? :)

    200. Re:Kilogram? by Noren · · Score: 1
      I rented skis at a resort in Canada, and when asked (for purposes adjustment of bindings) I gave my height and weight in metric units.

      The employee looked very confused look and started to look around for his manager until I gave him the imperial equivalents. As I was visiting from the US, I had thought giving metric units was being considerate...

    201. Re:Kilogram? by james_shoemaker · · Score: 1


      Just to be difficult, though, I'd mention that most construction is done in 'tenths of feet', even the surveying equipment is marked this way. Has nothing to do with the metric system, it just makes the math easier...


      I wonder why anyone would do that, give up the best reason for using feet, that they can be evenly divided into 2, 3, 4, and 6 pieces pieces while a metric measure only has 2 and 5 as factors. Base 12 numbering would be so cool, we should all switch.

    202. Re:Kilogram? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In fact I would argue that the most "natural" base for a measurement system is 12 as it is evenly divisible by 2, 3, and 4; whereras base 10 is only divisible by 2 and 5

      10 is divisible by 4, it's 2.5 Granted it's not a whole number, but it's not an irrational or repeating decimal. As for 3, 10 divided by 3 is 3.333 for all intents and purposes. I'm an engineering major so I know all about not being able to do simple math without a calculator, but still....

    203. Re:Kilogram? by tmortn · · Score: 1

      I suppose your one of those crazy people that think ISO9000 is a good idea.

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    204. Re:Kilogram? by newhoggy · · Score: 1

      If you're a country of a few million and only are the size of a small new england state, the change is pretty cheap and easy. When your huge, there is a massive infastructure change cost. and trying to re-wire 300 million peoples brains to a new way takes a lot more work. It doesn't follow. 300 million people is just 100 x 3 million people. In other words it should cost the same per person. It's just an excuse for what is actually a lack of political will.

    205. Re:Kilogram? by Istealmymusic · · Score: 1

      360 divides evenly into 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 8, 9, 10, 12, 15, 18, 20, 24, 30, 36, 40, 45, 60, 72, 90, 120, and 180. The Babylonians had base 360 for a reason.

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    206. Re:Kilogram? by Nept · · Score: 1

      Well, I wouldn't say many hundreds of years old. The metric system was created in 1790s (although the exact units have been re-established several times since then).
      So, it's not older than the US.

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    207. Re:Kilogram? by SN74S181 · · Score: 1

      Luddite? Seriously, you're going to make a charge like that?

      I attacked the Standard Kilogram with a sledge hammer, to protect 'the traditional ounce users' in their villages?

      Utterly ridiculous.

      This is purely a flamefest about measuring-unit-chavaunism, and there's NO single right answer, because the units-of-measure used are IRRELEVANT to progress. It's just an inconvenience we all have to suffer because of political differences.

    208. Re:Kilogram? by SN74S181 · · Score: 1

      The horrors of it! Now you're dividing by six! Didn't you know you're supposed to divide everything in multiples of ten? I wouldn't let the committee find out about your indiscretion....

    209. Re:Kilogram? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > Easy divisibility - you can guestimate/measure a half (and thereby a quarter, eighth etc. by eye or
      > by using simple techniques) - it't not at all easy to judge fifths and tenths without accurate measurement.

      Er - it's no easier to judge a fifth of a foot and no harder to guestimate half a metre.

      It looks like you just don't want to deal with decimals, which is fine - use smaller units of measurement. This is trivial with metric measurements (0.21m = 21cm), but harder with older systems (0.69ft = 8.268" = 83 centi-inches?).

      Feet and teaspoons are essentially more intuitive just because people are more used to them. Metric has its own handy mnemonics:

      1cm = width of fingernail
      10cm = width of hand
      100cm = length of reach (to centre of chest)

      And so on.

    210. Re:Kilogram? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "However, it does go to show you that wiping the slate and starting from scratch time to time can be beneficial...

      Tell that to the mayor of Horoshima."

      Geeze, many of my German friends have said this to me... And yep, the entire phone system was updated after the reunification, which might emply that the previous system was scrapped. (Otherwise someone would still be using it, no?)

    211. Re:Kilogram? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What? You still doing have one of thouse $1 8-digits, four functions, floating point calculators?

    212. Re:Kilogram? by el-spectre · · Score: 1

      Actually, yeah. It's not easy, but there's only 1 supplier (per country), and all cash (theoretically) flows through banks on a fairly regular basis.

      I'm not quite sure that it's a relevant comparison, but what the hell...

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      "Faith: Belief without evidence in what is told by one who speaks without knowledge, of things without parallel." - A.B.
    213. Re:Kilogram? by Dun+Malg · · Score: 1
      There is an UNGODLY amount of installed bass there which is already in inches

      Those fish really need to get with the program.

      That's what I'm saying. We have so many imperial system fish here that there's no WAY we're ever going to get the metric system pushed through. Stupid fish practically run the country.

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      If a job's not worth doing, it's not worth doing right.
    214. Re:Kilogram? by duck_prime · · Score: 1
      The Babylonians had base 360 for a reason.
      Yes, because they had 180 fingers on each hand, those #@&$#@*&( mutants.
    215. Re:Kilogram? by Tjp($)pjT · · Score: 1

      It's all fun and games until a 200' robot dinosaur shows up and trashes Neo-Tokyo... Again

      Wouldn't that be a 6.096 dekameter robot dinosaur? (or if you want to lessen panic, just say a 0.006096 myriameter robot dinosaur).

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    216. Re:Kilogram? by BeaverCleaver · · Score: 1

      Why does everybody in The US call the IMPERIAL system the ENGLISH system?? Last time I checked even the English were using the metric system these days. Point 2: the american system was never the same as the english, just look at the different definitions of the Gallon Point 3: The americans had the sense to use decimal currency when Britain was still fumbling with farthings, shillings etc. What happened to that sensible start? Point ?: Metric system is based on factors of 10. I have 10 fingers, 10 toes. This would seem at the first look to be a "natural" order of things. Unfortunately that theory is torpedoed by the presence of my 12 inch dick. I propose that the foot be renamed ...

    217. Re:Kilogram? by Dun+Malg · · Score: 1
      This is ridiculous. You don't need to change over all the pipes and wood, etc, etc... Just use the Canadian model. Technically we're a metric country. But it really depends. Go buy lumber and ask for some 2 x 5 meter sheets of particle board you'll get a confused huh? It's still sold in imperial measurements. Pipe fittings are still measured in inches, they're just sold by the kg. Go to the store and buy veggies. Sure they have the prices in Kg... if you read the fine print. The large displayed prices are still by the pound.

      So what you're saying is that even in Canada, which was switched to metric by government decree, it was too hard to actually switch, so they just changed the road signs and gas pumps? This proves my point exactly.

      But as far as infrastructure. Look... The U.S. Military is already metric.

      Yeah, I know. Spent 4 years in the Army. I can still eyeball estimate distances with great accuracy in meters, and tell about how far I've walked in klicks (kilometers). The military is just the right kind of place to impose the metric system because it can be forced on the people using it.

      U.S. Scientists use metric in there calculations. It's the general populace that isn't converted, and the conversions are relatively superficial. No.. you do not need to redo all the wiring, pipes, ballbearings, whatever... Canada certainly didn't.

      errrr...from what you've indicated, Canada has really only "kinda, sorta, maybe" converted to the metric system.

      Case in point. I just recently built a brand new house. ALL the measurements are imperial.. My lot is measured in yards. The house dimensions are all blue-printed in feet. I bought my top soil in cubic yards. Brand new house in a "metric" country.

      Heh. Doesn't sound like y'all have converted to metric at all!

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      If a job's not worth doing, it's not worth doing right.
    218. Re:Kilogram? by The+Cydonian · · Score: 1
      The Babylonians had base 360 for a reason.

      The reason being?

      Call me dumb, but I can't think of any scientific reason to base anything on 360. (Don't say But oh, there are 360 degrees in a circle!) That value seems pretty arbitary; we could easily have taken 400 as a base instead of 360.

      (Which, btw, is a point that this entire thread seems to have missed; radians is the SI, and not metric unit for angle measurement. The metric unit, by which I mean a unit which counts in integer multiples of 10 is grad units, where, you guessed it, there are 100 grad in one right angle)

    219. Re:Kilogram? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ah good point, I guess we'll simply have to annex the oceans as well; wouldn't wan't to make things more difficult than necessary. Seeing as how the Brits are basically euro-americans, we may consider cutting you in on some of it, hmm... you can have france.

    220. Re:Kilogram? by Istealmymusic · · Score: 1

      360 is not arbitrary. It was chosen because of its high divisibility, like I said. Read Knuth, or see Babylonian numerals. 360's prime factorization is 2*2*3*5. 400's prime factorization is the much less useful 2*2*2*2*5*5. In fact, 400 is about as bad as 10 - which only factors into 2 and 5. Fifths are not as often used as thirds!

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    221. Re:Kilogram? by thumperward · · Score: 1

      Actually I just needed a suitable weighty end-of-line noun, and "luddite" was weighty enough without being sweary :)

      The traditional meaning of 'luddite' has been diluted in recent years though (especially with modern IT advances) and is often used simply to refer to those who oppose technological changes in favour of tradition, rather than those who would actually resort to attacking the machinery with their clogs. heh.

      - Chris

    222. Re:Kilogram? by thumperward · · Score: 1

      The principle behind the metric system is using base ten and standard affixes. if you adhere to the principles of a system without using its labels, you are using the system in "everything but name", no?

      Okay, you aren't using "decifeet", but I think the originally comment was meant a bit more light-heartedly than making a solid scientific assertion.

      - Chris

    223. Re:Kilogram? by Dun+Malg · · Score: 1
      I do get it. This already happens in the UK, it's not a problem at all. We have lots of houses which are older than the metric system (and the USA for that matter). They use imperial stuff. We have lots of new houses - they use metric. And yet I can still call a plumber and he can figure out how to fix my pipe, and my electrician is able to fix a light. Amazing.

      I'm not talking about piddly little residential handyman repairs. I'm talking about large industrial installations. Like it or not, switching a tiny little country near europe (like the UK) over to metric doesn't compare to switching a huge country like the US. Nearly 60% of the UK's trading is done within the EU. That means UK manufacturing was already making most of its products metric, plus buying most of its raw materials in metric. The primary consumer of US goods is, well, the US! And our primary export consumer, Canada, still primarily uses the Imperial system despite its halfhearted attempt at conversion. Not so simple to switch under those circumstances.

      If there was any will to do it you'd do it, which indicates there's no will. Which is fine, I don't give a toss what you measure your wooden houses in, but don't come over all "it's too haaaaaard" - you sound like a whinging kid.

      Pfff! If it's so easy, why did the UK government have to wait until 2000 to finally make it illegal to sell anything in non-metric measure? Oh, everything except your precious pub drinks! "Oh, it's too haaaaaard to order my warm beer by the half-liter!" - guess what: y'all sound like just the same.

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    224. Re:Kilogram? by barawn · · Score: 1

      It's not about being able to do simple math without a calculator. It's that it simply is NOT 3.333. It is 3.33333333... and depending on how accurate you need it, it will come back and bite you later.

      If you take a 10 cm ruler and divide it in thirds, you get a 3.333333... cm ruler. You can make a GUESS at that, but the best you can repeatably do is determined by the gradation on the ruler, so probably 3.3 cm. Now make 12 bricks that are 3.3 cm cm long, that you wanted to be 1/3 of your 10 cm length, and stack them together, end to end. You wanted it to be 40 cm long. It's not. It's 38.8 cm long. If it were a woodworking project, it simply would not work.

      Compare that to an imperial system, with base 12, which can be evenly divided in 2, 3, and 4. There, the gradation on the ruler is exactly what you want, and you can make the bricks extraordinarily accurate, if you're careful, and it WILL work.

      I'm not saying that the metric system wouldn't work in this case. Of course it would. You'd just have to be MUCH more careful, or find other ways of doing it. It's just that that system based on base 12 makes it easier right from the beginning.

      Personally, I don't see what the heck's so hard about having both metric and imperial around. It's not THAT difficult, and both of them are useful (though to be honest, metric's more of a pain. You can't buy ANY specialty metric screws quickly - not here, not anywhere. It's a disaster...). Most of us in engineering and the sciences don't have that much problem with it, and those that do (see also NASA) need to work on "internal standards" a little better. :)

    225. Re:Kilogram? by barawn · · Score: 1

      Ack, bad math alert.

      3.3*12 = 39.6, not 38.8. The rounding error is 0.1 per 10 cm, not 0.1 per brick. Whoops...

      Oh well, the point is still valid, even if the math isn't. Serves me right for not previewing...

    226. Re:Kilogram? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sort of like the language bearing the same name? It's not like we call it the British system.

    227. Re:Kilogram? by BTWR · · Score: 1

      You are the one who first came up with the intelligent "maybe america should move out of the dark ages sometime."

      I was simply making a counterpoint to you that Europe can f*ck up too. I am by no means anti-european. I like many things/people/countries of Europe. I cannot say that Europeans feel the same way, and I am convinced it is unfounded. Europe's (for the most part) blind anti-americanism is going to have serious consequences, in my opinion.

    228. Re:Kilogram? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      What's a jackass penguin, by the way?

      A small flightless bird living off the coast of South Africa.

    229. Re:Kilogram? by ratzmilk · · Score: 1

      In Australia, we switched both our currency from pounds to dollars, and switched from imperial to metric in the same year (1967). For that year, things like prices were shown in both pounds and dollars, and weights were in both pounds and kilos.

      My mum still converts kilos back to pounds in her head whenever she buys anything, and I'm sure a lot of older folk do this.

      I was in grade 7 at the time and it was a pain. The had just spent 6 years teaching us about inches, feet and yards, when suddenly, they took away our foot long rulers and gave us 30cm rulers.

      And worse still, they took away my sixpence of pocket money, and only gave me back 5 cents.

      To this day I wonder who got all those extra pennies that were left over.

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    230. Re:Kilogram? by __aafkqj3628 · · Score: 1

      And I don't even live in Europe, so sure, they can go f*ck up too!

    231. Re:Kilogram? by lordofthechia · · Score: 1

      "Me, I have been doing a lot of woodworking lately. It's convenient to use a unit (the Foot) that divides easily into subunits that are multiples of both 3 and 4, without having to get all mired in floating point arithmetic." How about a compromise then? We can switch to using a decimal unit sytem, but just switch to using base 12 math....

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    232. Re:Kilogram? by Gordonjcp · · Score: 1

      Guess what? Just to confuse the issue, miles are slightly different in Scotland. They used to be very different.

    233. Re:Kilogram? by nalfeshnee · · Score: 1

      It may come as something of a shock to you all, but the USA is officially metric.

      Here are two key phrases for those who can't be bothered to click on the links:

      "In 1893, Congress adopted the metric standards, the official meter and kilogram bars supplied by BIPM, as the standards for all measurement in the U.S. This didn't mean that metric units had to be used, but since that time the customary units have been defined officially in terms of metric standards. Currently, the foot is legally defined to be exactly 0.3048 meter and the pound is legally defined to equal exactly 453.59237 grams."

      and

      "What the U.S. has failed to do is to restrict or prohibit the use of traditional units in areas touching the ordinary citizen: construction, real estate transactions, retail trade, and education."

      Well duh! Officially metric, but the traditional units are used in education. Small wonder things aren't changing. :)

      Nalfy

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    234. Re:Kilogram? by __aafkqj3628 · · Score: 1

      Thanks for the information! But it's still a long way off from getting rid of the imperial system completly (well, more than they already have).

    235. Re:Kilogram? by wiretrip · · Score: 1

      Shouldn't that be kilogramme?

    236. Re:Kilogram? by jrumney · · Score: 1

      You mean that glass that says "560ml" on the bottom, to comply with the Weights and Measures Act?

    237. Re:Kilogram? by shokk · · Score: 1

      You're starting to look like a good target.

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    238. Re:Kilogram? by TheMidget · · Score: 1
      (I should note that the whisky thing has in fact caused outrage, but we all need exceptions. :) )

      There is a new European law reducing the size of a "Humpen" (beer) from 33cl to 30cl. This also has caused some stir.

    239. Re:Kilogram? by MiniMike · · Score: 1

      Do you mean the Revolutionary War?

    240. Re:Kilogram? by sco08y · · Score: 1

      My thinking is... if it's such a good idea, why force it on people? Obviously the government has no other way of making decisions, but civilians are all rational adults. We'll make the right decision in time, and if we want to be stubborn, that's our right, after all.

    241. Re:Kilogram? by camken · · Score: 1

      hmm. Thinking, rational adults..
      because the general (non-geek) public has made such wonderful decisions in the past.

      i agree that it's your right to use any measure you see fit, but in the professional arena there should be a global standard.
      i think i'm safe in assuming that most people who give the matter any thought can agree with this.
      the significant difference i see here, is that the 'american' way is not (in this case) the best way, americans have become so accustomed to either actually being right, or being able to force the rest of the world to change, that they've forgotten the point of being able to choose.

      the reason our forefathers wanted to give everyone in america a choice, is because the masses can usually make a decision better than a few individuals. in this case, the masses will have to be forced to change, because they have grown lazy, and the system they know is easier (only because they already know it) than changing to match the rest of the civilised world.

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    242. Re:Kilogram? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      my boyfriend makes me keep metric and Imperial tools in my ca

      Hahaha, fag.

    243. Re:Kilogram? by mdielmann · · Score: 1

      To a certain degree, yes. This brief overview says nothing that I can disagree with, especially the last 3 (obviously over-simplified) points. OTOH, if your company's primary goal is to achieve ISO9000, rather than the benefits to be had by having following its principles, then there's a bigger problem...

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    244. Re:Kilogram? by Dun+Malg · · Score: 1
      In 1790, 5 years before the French adopted their metric system and while Louis XVI was still nominally King of France, Thomas Jefferson proposed to the US a metric system using feet, bushels, and pounds as basic units which no one, including the US, ended up actually adopting

      OK, so in a purely pedantic sense, "metric systems" in general have been around for more than 200 years. That's not what we're talking about. We are talking about The Metric System, As Adopted by France After the French Revolution. You know, the gram-meter-liter one. With us now? Good.

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    245. Re:Kilogram? by Pharmboy · · Score: 1

      There's nothing saying you can't run in parallel - the UK has been doing so for years. It's absurd to say you have to rip out all the imperial pipes and replace them - you just have to keep 2 sets of tools around until those old pipes get replaced naturally. It really isn't hard, it's just the US can't be bothered.

      We do! In america, you can buy a 2 liter bottle of Coke. You can buy a gram or a Kilo of cocaine. Granted, marijuana is still mainly sold by the ounce, but those guys are too stoned to do the extra math.

      On a more serious note: All foods are listen in both English and Metric quantities, all medicine is done in metric quantities as well. Our cars USED to have km on the speedos, as did most highway signs, but that really isn't as big a deal. All US made automobiles have used metric sized parts since the 80s (although a 9/16ths works as a every so slightly oversided 14mm in a pinch). NASA has adequately demostrated that there are some real disadvantages to using both systems at the same time.

      The US is going metric, very slowly, and over the protests of the average person. Most don't WANT the metric system here because we are used to what we have. We still measure temp in F instead of C, on every newscast I have seen. Kicking and dragging, but it is happening.

      As to 'not being bothered', well, we are the largest consumer market, so it IS convenient enough for companies to still make products that use English measurments because of the quantities sold here. Most non-US companies that want to sell to us are the ones who decide to use English rather Metric standards, obviously aware of what the market wants. They COULD use only metric. Keep in mind, half or better of what we Yanks buy is NOT made in America, so its not just the US that is keeping English the standard here.

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    246. Re:Kilogram? by Lakers · · Score: 1

      Not all gun calibers are measured in millimeters.

      Take a look at the .22 the .357 the .38 the .40 the .44 the .45 the .50 cal, etc...

      All measured in inches. As a matter of fact. The only caliber I can think of measured in millimeters is the 9mm.

    247. Re:Kilogram? by tmortn · · Score: 1

      Well put... the problem is Dilbertian Pointy Hair Bosses. ISO is a pointy hair creation. Its principles are a revelotionary as saying 'Water is Wet'. Its unquestioned implementation creats massive beuracratic red tape night mares... course it also creates jobs to deal with that red tape which in turn creates more red tape.... ooooooo its a nasty vicious cycle.

      On the otherhand responsible documentation and accountability are needed things.. IE water is indeed wet but knowing that dosn't teach you how to swim. ISO fanatics tend to overlook that.

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    248. Re:Kilogram? by vault13 · · Score: 1

      WOAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! a matter of LEGACY?!?! WARS? lets address one thing 1/2" at a time here. so i take it that it was too expensive for most of america to use anything else other than win 3.1, and if europe has benefitted soooo much from being pummeled by flying shrapnel, wouldn't it be prudent for america to nuke itself once in a while? it just might be those three hundered million that forget their ten times tables... or the lack of great push to improve infrastructure. sorry for being snide, but justifying gluttonous laziness no matter how insightful it may be does not leave much room for self improvement.

    249. Re:Kilogram? by mdielmann · · Score: 1

      That's it! You're going on my friends list. Referring to Dilbert, red tape, and obvious inferences, all in one paragraph. I've got my eye on you!

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  2. Annually by JJahn · · Score: 1

    Why exactly does it have to be measured annually, and why should I care if it detoritates? Anyone care to enlighten me?

    1. Re:Annually by sould · · Score: 4, Informative
      Why exactly does it have to be measured annually......Anyone care to enlighten me?

      It doesn't exactly have to be measured. They just do that to check it's still right. Go read about the history of the Systeme International the NIST site and the definition of a kilogram at the same place


      But essentially, its part of a way of ensuring that the measuring units Scientists use around the world are the same, not slightly different.

      For instance, anyone around the world can reproduce (in a well equipped lab anyway) the definition for time (The second is the duration of 9 192 631 770 periods of the radiation corresponding to the transition between the two hyperfine levels of the ground state of the cesium 133 atom).


      There are only 7 base SI units (meter, kilogram, second, ampere, kelvin, and candela) from which many more units are derived. Hence, if kilo is out/changing many of these are changing too.


      and why should I care if it detoritates?


      Presuming you're American, you would use feet, pounds, find metric too complicated, etc, etc - so probably wont care if it does.

    2. Re:Annually by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      If I remember right when I was in school, pretty consistently everyone scored better on metric standards than SAE ones. It really is much simpler for figuring things out. So please, don't assume that just because we don't use the metric standard that we don't understand it. Simple put, we understand it, but because it doesn't get used very often, we stick with SAE which we are comfortable with.


      Really, if you want to get America over to metric there is only one thing that you have to do. Convince the NFL (National Football League) to start using meters for the playing of football (what you call soccer). Once you do that, everything else would fall into place by the time the first season finished. Whilst a meter is roughly close (91.44 cm) to a yard, it is different by inches (3.68 of them). And since football is a game that is often won or lost in inches, it's not going to be easy. All that said, it would simplify life if we could just switch over, it's just a matter of convincing the NFL, that's all.

    3. Re:Annually by black+mariah · · Score: 1

      Metric complicated? Bullshit. Divide by ten. What's so hard about that? Now Imperial measurements, that's a bitch. All those 64ths and 9/16ths... a real PITA. Last year I worked setting up guitars and everything was done in metric. Has me wondering why the fuck the US isn't on board.

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    4. Re:Annually by Malc · · Score: 1

      "Presuming you're American, you would use feet, pounds, find metric too complicated, etc, etc - so probably wont care if it does."

      Errr, isn't a pound defined in kilogrammes and foot in metres these days?

    5. Re:Annually by KateKarnage · · Score: 1

      forty rods to the hogshead

      Is that all??? I think you need your engine tuning a bit or you'll be stopping for petrol every few yards... :)

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    6. Re:Annually by bucky0 · · Score: 1

      Wait a sec. Isn't an ampere just columbs(sp?) per second? And candellas are jules per meter squared(and jules can be broken into kilograms and whatnot). It was my understanding that the base units were kg, m, s, c, and something relating to magnetic field. I thought, at least, that candelas, and amperes were built out of the other 2 units. Even kelvins are just anothe way of writing jules.

      Enlighten me please.

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    7. Re:Annually by Moridineas · · Score: 1

      Presuming you're American, you would use feet, pounds, find metric too complicated, etc, etc - so probably wont care if it does.

      I must say I'll mever understand the (mostly European) urge to attack America for anything and everything... "too complicated" .. come now, that's just petty and wrong--you're just trying to be deliberately insulting. Grow up.

    8. Re:Annually by rleibman · · Score: 1

      Errr, isn't a pound defined in kilogrammes and foot in metres these days?

      No, a pound is defined in KilograMS (not Kilogrammes) and a foot in MetERs (not metres). Are you from the U.K.?

    9. Re:Annually by CurlyG · · Score: 1

      "come now, that's just petty and wrong--you're just trying to be deliberately insulting."

      Oh get over it. As if Americans don't constantly dismiss the rest of the world is if it barely exists, then act shocked when anyone else teases them for their insularity.

      What makes you think this person's European, anyway?

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    10. Re:Annually by Moridineas · · Score: 1


      There's a difference between having fundamental beliefs that certain things are the best (Americans for instance generally believe our "positive" legal system as opposed to the french "negative" legal tradition is one of the fundamentals of good life [if you don't understand this in essence this follows--under the British/American legals codes, anything not forbidden by law is allowed. Under the French/Continental codes, anything not expressively allowed is forbidde])..anyway, there is a difference between American love of American values, and saying "oh metric is stupid, those idiots, it's because they're too stupid to use feet"

      And I GUESSED he was European (you'll not I used the phrase "mostly European)--perhaps you would be better off re-reading posts than defending divisive attacks based on nationality.

    11. Re:Annually by sould · · Score: 1

      And I GUESSED he was European

      You guessed incorrectly.

      BTW.

      I dont see the huge difference you do between curlyg saying you "thought" I'm European and you "GUESSING" I'm European.

    12. Re:Annually by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      1 Under the French/Continental codes, anything not expressively allowed is forbidde]

      You got anything to back this up with?

      2 under the British/American legals codes, anything not forbidden by law is allowed

      Whatever you say...Ashcroft's yo mama

    13. Re:Annually by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hey! AC!

      Leave the Ashcroft bitch alone

    14. Re:Annually by CurlyG · · Score: 1

      [snip utterly irrelevant but clever-sounding ramble about legal systems]

      --perhaps you would be better off re-reading posts than defending divisive attacks based on nationality.

      And perhaps you would be better off paying a little more attention to something that actually matters at all rather than making an fool of yourself getting all bothered about a very mild tease. I mean, 'divisive' for Christ's sake?

      Don't get me wrong here, I'm sure you're not one of those Americans that refers to the French as smelly cheese eating surrender-monkeys...

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    15. Re:Annually by Moridineas · · Score: 1

      I guessed wrong.

      My point was only that curlyg seemed to think me making a guess was a terrible thing--whereas I even had a disclaimer saying I wasn't certain.

    16. Re:Annually by Moridineas · · Score: 1

      About the "snip" that you note as irrelevant--yes, you are right, it is irrelevant, I just wanted to give an example to back up my position. Sorry. Do you disagree with the facts there since you call it "clever-sounding" (feel free not to answer, this is just a topic I'm fascinated by and brought up--particularly in colonial legal systems...anyway...)

      And the reason for my comments--I get so incredibly tired of people saying things like you do. "Oh americans only care about themselves" .. "American hates the poor" .. or in reverse.. "cheese eating surrender monkeys" .. "europe is all socialist wackos"

      I mean, what's the point? I hate to sound tripe and hackneyed but can't we all just get along? I'd like to think most people on slashdot would be smart enough, or logical enough to not go around categorizing people by the country of their birth.. I mean hell, it's a crime to categorize people by the color of their skin, but "nationism" is fine? I just don't get the attitudes...

    17. Re:Annually by Moridineas · · Score: 1

      Sure. Here's an article discussing the terminology wrt the new EU Const. http://www.cato.org/dailys/03-07-03.html

      In broader terms, I don't have any www links to send you (and don't feel like researching any for an AC) but if you want to check it out, one good place would be looking at the legal systems of post-colonial nations. Compare the British vs the French former colonies.

    18. Re:Annually by HuguesT · · Score: 1

      Hi,

      > [.. in France...] Anything not expressively allowed is forbidden

      This is actually not true, in France too whatever is not explicitely forbidden is allowed. Otherwise in this world most of anything would be forbidden or the written code would undergo gravitational collapse. The difference between the Continental (Napoleonian) and American/British system is the way laws are updated.

      As I understand it, each time you go to trial in the US the law itself and its interpretation are on trial as well. Precedents have force of law and cannot be ignored in a subsequent trial. Feel free to comment on that if I'm wrong.

      In France a trial cannot change the law, only an amendment voted in Parliament can. The judge can use discretion and precedents to hand down judgment and impose penalty if necessary as in the US (when allowed, re 3 strike laws, etc) but they can't change the law.

      Maybe this is not very clear, so let's take the role of the Supreme Court in the US. That court decides what the Law of the Land is at a moment in time. Normally all the other court in between will settle most disputes, crimes, etc ; but if you are a defendant of a case with sufficient merit (and money) you can go all the way to the SC and have the law changed in your favor if you win. In Roe vs. Wade the SC's decision became Federal Law.

      In France all what the Conseil Constitutionel can do is strike down a law as being anti-constitutional, and until recently they could only do that at the request of one of the houses of Parliament about a law that was in discussion. Now I know individuals can call upon that Conseil but I don't know the details, there are a lot of restrictions. I don't believe you can do that at any time.

      In France the abortion debate was settled in Parliament (in 1976 I believe), and so was the Death Penalty and a raft of other issues that would have pretty much required a SC decision in the US.

      Your definition of a `negative' code is applicable to fascist countries, not to Democracies in general (I don't know of any that has such a code).

    19. Re:Annually by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      http://www.cato.org/dailys/03-07-03.html

      Hmmmmmn.

      That article has nothing to do with the contintental legal system, per se - but to do with clarity of language in a (theoretical at this stage) European state.

      I understand you not wanting to research for an AC, but if you are going to post, please keep it relevant.

      When you said: Under the French/Continental codes, anything not expressively allowed is forbidde you were utterlyy wrong.

      You may be thinking about adversarial or inquisitive approaches to the judicial system.

    20. Re:Annually by sould · · Score: 1

      And the reason for my comments--I get so incredibly tired of people saying things like you do. "Oh americans only care about themselves" .. "American hates the poor" .. or in reverse.. "cheese eating surrender monkeys" .. "europe is all socialist wackos"

      Or how about under the British/American legals codes, anything not forbidden by law is allowed. Under the French/Continental codes, anything not expressively allowed is forbidde

      Look Moridineas - I really don't see how you can say that I am "petty and wrong" and "just trying to be deliberately insulting" and then in the same thread make innaccurate and insulting comments about the difference between the French/Contintental & Anglo/US legal systems - one of the most important facets of life for the citizens of a particular country.

      My original comment Presuming you're American, you would use feet, pounds, find metric too complicated, etc, etc - so probably wont care if it does. was a gentle poke at US recalcitrants. Go and read about the history of the metric system in the US and you will see what I meant.

  3. yay! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Yay, I wiegh less!

    However, I don't know by how much, since I don't live in bloody England.

    1. Re:yay! by sky_fire · · Score: 2, Informative

      actually since the kilo weighs less you weigh more because it takes more kilograms to equal your mass. :p

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    2. Re:yay! by intermodal · · Score: 0

      um...no. you weigh more. smaller units = more of them

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    3. Re:yay! by Millyways · · Score: 1

      Since when has England been the home of the metric system?

      Last time I checked England and the US where pretty much the only countries not using it.

      I am ingoring Enlands failed attempt to change over that has left them in their current state of using both sets of units.

    4. Re:yay! by Quill · · Score: 1

      Bzzzt! Wrong, but we do have some lovely parting gifts.

      Unlike Litres/Gallons, a Kilogram weighs more than a Pound. (2.2 times more, to be exact.)

      Thus, I weigh "less" in kg than in lbs.

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    5. Re:yay! by Quill · · Score: 1

      Excuse myself while I stab out my eyes for reading something that isn't there. You've been refering to the shrinking kilogram...the...erm...topic, not measurement conversion.

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    6. Re:yay! by loadquo · · Score: 1

      We have a rather haphazard system of measurment which means we measure our weight in stones and our height in feet and inches.

      However we weigh our food in kilograms and water for cooking in litres.

      All science is done using the metric system.

      Basically it is fucked up.

    7. Re:yay! by Hognoxious · · Score: 1
      um...no. you weigh more. smaller units = more of them
      The units are irrelevant; you weigh the same.
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    8. Re:yay! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's in the process of being changed. Go back 20 years and all cooking measurements were done in pounds and ounces.

  4. My wife changes her definition... by craenor · · Score: 5, Funny

    Everytime she steps on the scales...I would tell you what it was defined as last week, but kids may be reading this.

  5. any mirrors? by switched4OSX · · Score: 1

    Would have been nice to link to a site that doesn't require name, rank, serial number, and blood type to read.

    1. Re:any mirrors? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Would have been nice to link to a site that doesn't require name, rank, serial number, and blood type to read.

      Doncha mean Would have been nice to link to a site that doesn't require Bill Gates' name, rank, serial number, and blood type to read.?

    2. Re:any mirrors? by robogun · · Score: 1

      No, you mean Jayson Blair's name rank and serial number.

  6. damn french by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    you can't even trust them with a bar of lead!!

  7. an excuse not to diet by circletimessquare · · Score: 4, Funny

    i'm not gaining weight, the kilogram is losing mass... so really, i stay the same weight, and they need more units to weigh me ;-)

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  8. Surprise at no repeatable standard. by MtViewGuy · · Score: 1, Redundant

    I'm surprised that no one has tried until now to create a standard for the kilogram that could be repeated easily like atomic measurement of the length of a meter and the computation of a second of time based on the resonance frequency of a caesium atom.

    If they succeed, we can get a reference standard for a kilogram that can be easily generated for scientific research.

    1. Re:Surprise at no repeatable standard. by duncf · · Score: 1
      I'm surprised that no one has tried until now to create a standard for the kilogram that could be repeated easily like atomic measurement of the length of a meter and the computation of a second of time based on the resonance frequency of a caesium atom.

      Did you read the article?

      One reason the kilogram has lagged behind the other units is that there has been no immediate practical benefit to increasing its precision.
    2. Re:Surprise at no repeatable standard. by angle_slam · · Score: 1
      I'm surprised that no one has tried until now to create a standard for the kilogram that could be repeated easily like atomic measurement of the length of a meter and the computation of a second of time based on the resonance frequency of a caesium atom.

      Actually, the definition of the meter is based on the definition of the second. See the history of the meter.

    3. Re:Surprise at no repeatable standard. by The_dev0 · · Score: 1

      They tried this with the new standard: the Aguilera, but this was abandoned due to mass/weight fluctuations.

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    4. Re:Surprise at no repeatable standard. by An+Onerous+Coward · · Score: 1

      Theoretically, you might define a unit of mass as a frequency of light.

      We all know the drill: Every photon carries a certain amount of energy, which defines its frequency. Low-energy waves like radio carry a small amount of energy, while very high frequency waves--gamma rays start around 10 picometers--carry a lot of energy.

      As Einstein has drilled into the collective conscious of everyone over the age of ten, mass and energy are interchangeable. In this case,

      E = 1 kg * 299792458^2 m^2 / s^2
      [about 8.98 * 10^16 Joules]

      If all this energy could be contained in a single photon--I'm not sure what the practical limitations are--then the kilogram could be defined by that wavelength.

      All right, I found the formula. It's E (energy) = h (Planck's Constant) * f (frequency) So f = E / h... the frequency is around 1.356 * 10^50 Hz. I think that actually puts the wavelength below the Planck's length, which might be invalid.

      Conclusion: You might have to take a smaller unit of mass, and multiply.

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  9. Re:metric system by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Nope. We dont use Volts either. At least not the same kind of volt everyone else does, apparently. So, if the kilo is shedding causing them to recalibrate the volt, is my electric bill growing or is it shrinking? Answer that and I will tell you my opinion on the matter.

  10. Solution? by The_dev0 · · Score: 4, Funny

    Why couldn't they just take it down the shops and measure it against, say, 1kg of carrots or a kg of sugar?

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    1. Re:Solution? by anonymous+loser · · Score: 1

      I agree. They should just define "1 kilogram" as the weight of a 1-kilogram bag of sugar. Sorta like the jargon file's definition of recursion.

    2. Re:Solution? by doughmein_dot_net · · Score: 1

      Um... maybe because carrots decay more quickly than Platinum-Iridium? Just taking a wild guess here...

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    3. Re:Solution? by The_dev0 · · Score: 2, Funny

      Ahhh... but next week the shop will have fresh, new carrots! They need to pick a standard and stick with it, after all, I don't want to get ripped off when I buy a kilo of sausages just to find out it was judged against a kilo of feathers, while the shop up the road measures against a kilo of hammers. That's just not cricket!

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    4. Re:Solution? by goodEvans · · Score: 1

      Well that just wouldn't be very accurate, would it. I always heard that a litre of water was exactly one kilogram. All you need is a measuring jug, and robert's your mother's brother.

    5. Re:Solution? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      just what I was thinking. I remember when I realized this when I was 14, and, living in the States at the time, was aghast at how logical it was for a ml of water to weight a g, and have the volume of 1 cm3.

    6. Re:Solution? by stanmann · · Score: 1

      AFAICT, that is only true at sea level, and with water at 27C.

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  11. Why not... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    ...just define a kilogram in terms of 'x' number of Joules. Since c is a defined constant, then this would give you a constant mass.

    1. Re:Why not... by krisp · · Score: 1

      As you can see, the National Institute of Standards and Technology already has the joule-kilogram relationship calculated out and referenced as a "Fundamental Physics Constant"

    2. Re:Why not... by cperciva · · Score: 1

      ...just define a kilogram in terms of 'x' number of Joules

      Because that's how a Joule is defined.

    3. Re:Why not... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Then redefine the Joule, perhaps in terms of the electrical energy of an electron.

    4. Re:Why not... by angle_slam · · Score: 1

      They can change. The definition of the meter has changed several times before they finally decided it should be based on the distance light travels in a certain time period.

    5. Re:Why not... by wass · · Score: 4, Interesting
      The answer is another question : How would you define a standard energy?

      c is a constant, of course. In fact, it's used to define the meter as how far light travels in a vacuum in 1/(299,792,458) of a second. Second is defined as the time for a certain number of vibrations of a Cesium atom to occur. As per your question of relating mass to Joules, note that high-energy physicists do this all the time. They usually refer to masses of particles as MeV/c^2. And they usually work in units where c=hbar=1, thereby making distance, time, and energy all essentially the same units (easier to do calculatins that way).

      One thought that jumps to mind for a standard energy interval is the lyman alpha energy width (the jump of the electron in a hydrogen atom from n=2 to n=1 where n is the energy quantum number). Or, for mass, use a standard mass of a well-defined particle such as an electron. In fact, I'm surprised that NIST doesn't do this. It might be that isolating electrons for mass measurements are too difficult (gravity is weak), but electron mass does show up in many other calculations (specific heat of degenerate electron gases, for instance). Or isolating ultra-pure hydrogen gas and spectroscopically measuring Lyman alpha is more difficult than it seems. I guess NIST wants [relatively] easy methods for measuring these quantities.

      Okay, I just found this site which answers the question. They quote

      This one physical standard is still used because scientists can weigh objects very accurately. Weight standards in other countries can be adjusted to the Paris standard kilogram with an accuracy of one part per hundred million. So far, no one has figured out how to define the kilogram in any other way that can be reproduced with better accuracy than this. The 21st General Conference on Weights and Measures, meeting in October 1999, passed a resolution calling on national standards laboratories to press forward with research to "link the fundamental unit of mass to fundamental or atomic constants with a view to a future redefinition of the kilogram." The next General Conference, in 2003, will surely return to this issue.

      It all boils down to ability to measure the standard units to the highest precision possible. I'm actually stunned that the mass of that bar can be weighed to that precision.

      As a side note, if you can come up with a better way of measuring fundamental constants, you might win a Nobel Prize. The guys that discovered the integer quantum hall effect initially published their results as a better way to measure some of the fundamental constants.

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    6. Re:Why not... by afidel · · Score: 1

      Actually the meter is based on a certain number of wavelengths from the decay of a certain isotope of cesnium and the second is based on how long it takes to generate those wavelengths.

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    7. Re:Why not... by fermion · · Score: 1
      I think I see what you are getting at. Why take a measurement in watts, which is J/s, when one can just measure in J. If my reading of Watt Balance is correct, this machine actually relates voltage and current to time and distance using an interferometer. As experiments must be expressed in terms of the measurables, that leads to power.

      To review, time is measured in seconds, which is defined as a certain number of periods of a certain transition in a certain atom. Length is measured in meters which is a the length that light travels in a vacuum over a certain number of seconds. The ampere is the current that occurs when two ideal wires are placed one meter apart to produce a certain force. Force, of course, is a derived unit that depends on mass.

      Seconds and meters, as well as kelvin, are well defined quantities that can be independently verified in a very well equipped lab. On the other hand, the Kg depends on a hunk of rock in a vault, and is therefore it is very difficult to know if you are absolutely correct. This cascades in causing problem for the other base units of Ampere, mole, and candela.

      So, if they use the interferometer to calibrate for voltage and current, and then actually mass the objects as requiring a certain number of fringes over a certain amount of time, with the only other dependencies being the distance between things, it seems that one would get a pretty good definition of mass, at least indirectly, in terms of power consumed, and not energy. This method also appears to solve the problem of defining mass in terms of Amperes, which would be strange as the Ampere is already defined in terms of mass.

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    8. Re:Why not... by Lectrik · · Score: 1
      The answer is another question : How would you define a standard energy?


      <humor>we could define it as the energy liberated by combining x pounds of matter and anti-matter. </humor>

      or we could define the kilogram as some multiple of moles of carbon-12 (isn't that what atomic weight was based on at one time. been a while since phys/chem at the uni)

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  12. Look here... by switched4OSX · · Score: 4, Informative

    Here is a site that gives some reasons why the are thinking of replacing the standard: http://physics.nist.gov/News/TechBeat/9501beat.htm l. No registration necessary

    1. Re:Look here... by sc00p18 · · Score: 3, Informative

      Nice info. Here it is Linkified

    2. Re:Look here... by rrrrrick · · Score: 1

      When I had my physics course I also found myself baffled by the realization that the kg was based on a lump of something. So weight Kg, being the measurement of gravity's effect on a mass (the lump), is a measurement of earth gravity. An Avogadro basis would turn the kilogram back into a measurement of mass, like we all thought it was in the first place. What about the rumors of gravitational quanta, and its relation to the Planck length? Once we figure out small gravity, we can compare weights to masses. If there was a precise measurement of gravitation, that would be universal enough to be able to define a standart weight. Gravity is going to be edged out of SI when the kilogram changes its basis from the French lump.
      And remember, only two countries dont use metric, US and Liberia.

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    3. Re:Look here... by Nyh · · Score: 1
      So weight Kg, being the measurement of gravity's effect on a mass (the lump), is a measurement of earth gravity.

      No, you compare to masses using a balance. You need gravity, but the mass measurement it is not dependent of the exact value of the gravitational field. All precision mass measurement work by comparing masses. Otherwise the time of day and the fase of the moon would have a to big influence.

      Nyh
    4. Re:Look here... by p3d0 · · Score: 1
      This is a site for nerds. If you can't make a hyperlink, you don't qualify.

      It's very simple: <A HREF=" (url) "> (description) </A>

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  13. Counting Si by brokenbeaker · · Score: 5, Interesting

    The problem with the single crystal of silicon method, a few years ago, was that there were all these lattice vacany defects cropping up. The formation of such point vacancies is so entropically favoured that I don't think they can ever eliminate them...

    1. Re:Counting Si by porp · · Score: 5, Funny

      I think I can speak for everyone and say

      HUH?

      porp

    2. Re:Counting Si by pod · · Score: 1, Troll

      Probably something to do with the varience of a flux capacitor.

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    3. Re:Counting Si by acidrain69 · · Score: 1

      I think he means that when someone tries to make a crystal of silicon, it's very hard to get it to form the same way as someone else's did, thus the "lattice", or configuration of atoms in a solid, wasn't the same. That measn that the quantity won't be the same, which means your standard measurement isn't standard.

      I only went as far as Chem 1 for majors, so don't try to save the earth with this information.

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    4. Re:Counting Si by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is why we need to grow the crystals in space! The future of human standard measurements depends on manned space travel. Please give more funding to NASA. Thanks.

    5. Re:Counting Si by toxic666 · · Score: 1

      Please mod this comment up! Anyone who understands crystallography and its negative implications for maintaining reference "standards" needs to be read.

    6. Re:Counting Si by dhovis · · Score: 5, Informative

      Vacancies are not necessarily a problem. As you say, vacancies are entropically favored, but there is also a formation energy associated with a vacancy. So thermodynamics tells us there will be a balance between the energy required to create a vacancy with the entropy gained by creating one.

      Thus, there is an equilibrium number of vacancies in any crystal. As long as you know what the equilibrium value is for a given temperature and you maintain that temperature, then you will also know how many vacant sites you will have on the crystal lattice. I don't have any of my texts handy, but I'm sure someone can chime in with the numbers for silicon.

      To sum up. All crystals will have vacancies because vacancies are thermodynamically favored. However, the number of vacancies will tend towards an equilibrium value which allows them to be accounted for.

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    7. Re:Counting Si by afidel · · Score: 1

      Basically because disorder rules the world making a perfect sphere of just about anything is nearly impossible at the atomic level. Therefore basing the standard on such is possibly a bit foolish as recreating such will be extremely difficult if not impossible.

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    8. Re:Counting Si by AlaskanUnderachiever · · Score: 1

      That's the reason for the need for absolute purity of the Si isotope they're using for it. There's reference in the article about the factor of purity needed to attain it.

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    9. Re:Counting Si by miracle69 · · Score: 4, Funny

      I only went as far as Chem 1 for majors, so don't try to save the earth with this information.

      Can I use the information to destroy the earth?

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    10. Re:Counting Si by acidrain69 · · Score: 1

      I only said you couldn't try to SAVE it.

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    11. Re:Counting Si by porp · · Score: 0, Redundant

      Once again,

      I think I can speak for everyone and say

      HUH?

      porp

    12. Re:Counting Si by pacc · · Score: 1

      Well, if you approximates the lattice structure of silicon with a sphere you are bound to get into problems.

    13. Re:Counting Si by neodymium · · Score: 5, Informative

      If you really would try to build such a crystal, vacanies could very well be the problem. As you said, there is an equilibrium value of defects in any crystal. This equilibrium value is temperature dependant with a exp(-Eform/kT) law, where Eform is the formation enthalpy. High temperature means high rate of defects.

      Si single crystals are usually prepared at very high temperatures out of molten Silicon (1414C, Czochralsky method). Essentially, this will lead to a freezing of the defect structure at temperatures close to the melting point, because the lattice reorientation kinetics (point diffusion) also are thermally activated.

      You would have to temper the crystal for _very_ long times at temperatures of i.e. 300C to get a thermal equilibrium of defects at this temperature. These times could be >>years !

    14. Re:Counting Si by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      For the layman

      1. Spend millions on perfecting silicon crystal spheres with enourmously tiny tolerances.

      2. leave in a basement in paris in a inert gas for 364 days a year.

      3. Discover using x-ray crystallography that your sphere isn't as uniform as thought and mass != 1kg

      4. Create fun new curse words whilst on the phone to SI.

    15. Re:Counting Si by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      However, the number of vacancies will tend towards an equilibrium value which allows them to be accounted for.

      That's just a statistical measure, not a count. Worse, it's temperature dependent. So it's unsuited for use as a primary standard of mass.

    16. Re:Counting Si by Dirtside · · Score: 1
      Can I use the information to destroy the earth?
      Egad, I hope not! That's where I keep all my stuff!
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  14. Reminds me of the changing definition of MegaByte by basser · · Score: 1

    I don't know if this happens anywhere else in the world, but in Australia, 1MB = 1000kb for an ISP.. Tel$tra thinks 1MB=1000KB, but 1KB=1024B.. Go Figure...

  15. Re:My pee smells... from asparagus? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yes, it's the asparagus. There's a compound in it which causes your urine to smell badly.

    The effect's well known to all those who enjoy water sports...

  16. No wonder I keep gaining weight... by HaloZero · · Score: 2, Funny

    It's not my ass, it's just that the units are getting incrementally smaller. Ho ho! It's not me. *dances*

    Damned inreliable measure standards. *shakes fist*

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    1. Re:No wonder I keep gaining weight... by mcpkaaos · · Score: 1

      Something tells me that as the shrinking units of measurement mask the size of your ass, so should your tendency to dance in public.

      And yes, we noticed the ho hos. :)

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  17. Re:who cares? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Huh? The English aren't even using their own system now.

  18. Re:Reminds me of the changing definition of MegaBy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Well according to the latest SI and IEEE standards, 1 MB = 10^6 bytes, 1 MiB = 2^20 bytes
    You'll find hard disk manufacturers use it too.

  19. I don't get it.... by elixx · · Score: 1

    Does this mean we have to upgrade the firmware in our scales every year?

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  20. How do they measure it? by LX.onesizebigger · · Score: 4, Interesting

    My question is, how do they measure it? Using a non-decaying meter stick? How do you measure the definition of a measure?

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    1. Re:How do they measure it? by BJH · · Score: 2, Informative

      A meter is the distance light travels in a certain fraction of a second. c is invariant no matter where you are, and a second is defined as a particular number of caesium atom vibrations, giving you a very precise basis for measurement of distance.

    2. Re:How do they measure it? by Redglare · · Score: 0

      >>c is invariant no matter where you are not quite. c is the speed of light in a vacuum.

    3. Re:How do they measure it? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "c is the speed of light in a vacuum"
      which is still invariant no matter where you are, duh!

    4. Re:How do they measure it? by Art+Tatum · · Score: 1

      I always heard that a meter was derived from the distance between the N. Pole and the Equator. Is the modern Metric system not the same as the one established by Napoleon?

    5. Re:How do they measure it? by BJH · · Score: 1

      The original meter was indeed derived from the circumference of the Earth. I was talking about the modern meter.

    6. Re:How do they measure it? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      heh
      How do you measure it?

      Very carefully.

    7. Re:How do they measure it? by OneArmedMan · · Score: 1

      Easy.. Just measure in pounds then convert.

    8. Re:How do they measure it? by Sircus · · Score: 1

      They originally based the meter on this, that and the next thing. Then, some time later, they set about measuring the speed of light. After a while, their measurements of the speed of light were becoming more accurate than their definition of what a meter was. So, presto, they defined a meter in terms of a fraction of the distance that light travels in a second. No point measuring the speed of light any more, since the unit of measurement is based on it.

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    9. Re:How do they measure it? by Surye · · Score: 1

      No, c is the speed of light period. In a vacuum the apperent speed of light is c, but in other substances, ot may appear slower(never faster), but it is still c.

    10. Re:How do they measure it? by Surye · · Score: 1

      A meter is the distance light travels in a certain fraction of a second. c is invariant no matter where you are, and a second is defined as a particular number of caesium atom vibrations, giving you a very precise basis for measurement of distance.

      This is a very odd concept to me. c is in units of m/s...so we are using m/s to define m? Doesn't that seem kinda full circle? If the definition of m changes, then so does m/s, then so does m...See what I'm getting at?

    11. Re:How do they measure it? by Phroggy · · Score: 1

      This is a very odd concept to me. c is in units of m/s...

      That's the formula if you solve for c. Solve for m, and you can calculate it if you know c and s (c is constant in a vacuum, and s is a certain number of vibrations or something of Cesium-133).

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    12. Re:How do they measure it? by BJH · · Score: 2, Informative

      What you're saying is that it's impossible to define a gram as the mass of a particular number of atoms, because we measure mass in grams.

      Using grams to express the mass of an atom, or m/s to express c, is fine, but remember that both of these are actual physical constants, not arbitrary measures. Thus, you can measure c to be of a particular, definite and universal value, independent of the units in which it is expressed.

      The units do not define the constant - the constant is just expressible in those units.

    13. Re:How do they measure it? by egomaniac · · Score: 1

      RTFA. The standard kilogram appears to be losing mass relative to other reference weights. Because there is no independent physical definition of the kilogram, as with the other SI units, that is all we have to go on.

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    14. Re:How do they measure it? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't throw "RTFA" at people when the "FA" is non-public...

    15. Re:How do they measure it? by HuguesT · · Score: 1

      Except that further measurements of the speed of light make the definition of the meter more precise.

  21. This is why English system is superior. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    We don't have any fancy platinum masses to decay, just gets you a hogshead and a rod, and you're set!

  22. crazy question by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    how exactly do they derive volts from kilograms?

    1. Re:crazy question by zeno_2 · · Score: 1
      Here is the answer.

      If your lazy heres a cut and paste:

      The volt is a unit of electric potential, electromotive force or potential difference and is derived from the units of kilogram metre squared per ampere per second cubed ( kg.m2/A.s3 ). One volt is the electric potential that exists between two points on a conductor carrying one ampere and the power of one watt is used.

    2. Re:crazy question by Midajo · · Score: 2, Informative

      how exactly do they derive volts from kilograms?

      A volt is 1 newton-meter per coulomb.
      A newton is the force required to accelerate a 1 kilogram mass 1 meter per second, per second.
      Most (all?) units of (metric) measurement are based on kilograms, meters, and seconds.

  23. I Agree - We should go metric by ihatewinXP · · Score: 1

    -Then maybe america should move out of the dark ages sometime.-

    But honestly its (the kilo) as arbitrtary as any other unit we have come up with to describe reality (red, one second, a kilometer) so why rewrite the bible as it were and change something like this?
    I know the implications could be staggering, but why not chalk it up to having a leap year and other silly things about our units of measurment.

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    1. Re:I Agree - We should go metric by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      It's not the arbitrariness, but the fact that metric is a decimal system.

      The only countries left that don't use metric are the US and Bhutan. Bhutan is a fundamentalist islamic country that doesn't even have any phones yet. I guess we can see what the US' technical level is.

    2. Re:I Agree - We should go metric by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Higher than the technical level of your country.

    3. Re:I Agree - We should go metric by __aafkqj3628 · · Score: 1

      Because the metric system makes a bit more sense when using it (especially in the mathematical or scientific sense). It's easy to remember how many mm in a cm and how many cm in a m. Also the naming scheme is global and makes sense.

      A leap year is just because somebody screwed up with time (which I personally think that if we could accept the 1.25 year year, then we'd be a lot better for it)

    4. Re:I Agree - We should go metric by mishac · · Score: 3, Informative

      I believe bhutan is a buddhist/hindu country.

    5. Re:I Agree - We should go metric by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you measure tech as smog per capita than it is, otherwise you're pretty backwater.

    6. Re:I Agree - We should go metric by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ...and the hooome of the braaave!!!

    7. Re:I Agree - We should go metric by guhknew · · Score: 2

      No, it is not a screw up. It is caused by the fact that the earth does not finish its 366th rotation by the time it completes one revolution around the sun.

    8. Re:I Agree - We should go metric by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The naming is global and consistent? So since 1/100th of the base unit of length is a centimeter, then 1/100 of the base unit of mass is a centikilogram?

      SI has a higher degree of internal consistency and better compatibility with common base-10 mathematics, but don't be an idiot marketroid and oversell it.

    9. Re:I Agree - We should go metric by Pieroxy · · Score: 1

      Shhhh, don't tell anyone but the UK too is not using the metric system....

    10. Re:I Agree - We should go metric by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The base unit for mass is the gram, and yes 1/100 of a gram is a centigram. A Kilogram is 1000 grams.

    11. Re:I Agree - We should go metric by Graff · · Score: 3, Informative
      A leap year is just because somebody screwed up with time (which I personally think that if we could accept the 1.25 year year, then we'd be a lot better for it)

      Hmm, so instead of a year being 365 days long you would want it to be 456 days long? (365 days * 1.25 = 465 days)

      A leap year has nothing to do with anyone screwing up. The problem is that a year does not have an integral number of days. A year is 365 days, 5 hours, 49 minutes (365.2424 Universal days)*. That means that it takes about 526,297 minutes for the Earth to make a full trip around the sun. After the Earth has rotated about its axis 365 times it will still take about 350 minutes until it reaches the same spot it started from.

      That means that if you tried to have the year be an even number of days, say 365, you would fall behind almost 1 full day every 4 years. It's not much but if you let it go for a while you will start having winter during the hottest times of the year. There are a few other rules that adjust the calendar besides the "extra day every 4 years" rule and because of these rules we are able to keep the seasons approximately where they should be.

      To learn more about how the calandars were changed visit this web site.

      *source: Timeline of interesting calendar facts
    12. Re:I Agree - We should go metric by The+Cydonian · · Score: 5, Informative

      Fundamentalist Islamic country without any telephones?

      Can I have some of whatever your smoking please?

    13. Re:I Agree - We should go metric by Zork+the+Almighty · · Score: 4, Funny

      A year is 365 days, 5 hours, 49 minutes (365.2424 Universal days)

      Why don't we just get a big rocket, and alter the orbit so that it is exactly 365 days ? Or better yet 366 days, then we can give everyone a holiday (in rememberance of all of the species that were extinguished for our selfish ends).

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    14. Re:I Agree - We should go metric by scotartt · · Score: 1
      Also the earth's day speeds up and slows up according to its distance from the Sun to conserve angular momentum. And tides (in both the ocean and crust) also change the earth's angular momentum. In fact, tides cause the day to get gradually longer over time. See here for more complete info.

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    15. Re:I Agree - We should go metric by spiny · · Score: 1

      are you sure ?

      admittedly road signs are still in miles / mph but when i go to the supermarket, everything is in kilos / grams.

      when i build shelves etc, i measure in cm / m not inches, all schools teach metric from the outset, petrol is sold in litres etc etc

      .

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    16. Re:I Agree - We should go metric by radish · · Score: 2, Informative

      Other than:

      Distances/speeds (miles/mph), beer (pint) and (in some cases only) milk (pint), we are fully metric. Personally I'd welcome a full switch but we have to wait for the old people to die first :)

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    17. Re:I Agree - We should go metric by spiny · · Score: 2, Funny

      1/100th of a meter is indeed a centimeter, but 1/100th of a kilogram is actually 100 grams.

      centimeter > meter > kilometer

      gram > 100 grams (hectogram) > kilogram

      easy see?

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    18. Re:I Agree - We should go metric by JebusIsLord · · Score: 1

      as an added bonus, the slightly faster orbit would also be closer to the sun, and Canada would then be just about perfect (what with the warmer weather and all).

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    19. Re:I Agree - We should go metric by 6hill · · Score: 1
      1/100th of a kilogram is actually 100 grams

      Uh... since one kilogram is 1000 grams, wouldn't 1/100th of a kilogram be 10 grams?

    20. Re:I Agree - We should go metric by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually 1/100th of a kilogram is 10 grams.
      Kilo is the prefix for 1000, so 1000/100=10

    21. Re:I Agree - We should go metric by le_jfs · · Score: 2
      Fundamentalist Islamic country
      Looks like cia.gov does not agree with you:
      Religions:
      Lamaistic Buddhist 75%, Indian- and Nepalese-influenced Hinduism 25%
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    22. Re:I Agree - We should go metric by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      *10 each
      millimeter > centimeter > decimeter > meter > decameter > hectometer > kilometer (.....)
      milligram > centigram > decigram > gram > decagram > hectogram > kilogram

      same for m^3
      1 L == 1 decimetter ^ 3

    23. Re:I Agree - We should go metric by MyGirlFriendsBroken · · Score: 2, Interesting

      admittedly road signs are still in miles / mph

      Even these are starting to change now. Some of the signage for road works is in meters now a days, some not (in yards) and I've no idea how they decided, its not region dependent or anything. Speeds are always in mph though or else I think things would get very confusing.

      On a personal note does anyone know what happened to the bhp (break horse power) and mpg (miles per gallon) figures in car promotional liturature I don't have any point of reference for the new l/km and PS (i think) figures and units?

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    24. Re:I Agree - We should go metric by BillTheKatt · · Score: 2, Funny

      What clueless idiots we are in the US! It's obvious we should give up our strange system of measurement and switch to metrics.

      I mean, what's not to love about a system based upon a weight who's mass keeps changing, ahhh and that ever accurate meter, you know the one that's defined by two scratches in a platinum bar? Now that's a quality definition!

      Who came up with this system, some wierd Frenchman?


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    25. Re:I Agree - We should go metric by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The basic unit of mass in SI (the metric system) is the kilogram, not the gram. The gram is a derived unit, defined as 1/1000th the mass of the kilogram standard (the kilogram standard being the topic of this story).

      So, the basic unit of mass, the standard, uses the kilo- prefix, the derived 1/1,000th unit has no prefix, and the centi-prefixed unit of weight is 1/100,000th of the basic unit of mass, not 1/100th.

      This is inconsistent with all the other SI (metric) units, and makes a lie of the "global and consistent" claim.

      Even if the gram were the standard, note that people refer to tonnes and metric tons instead of megagrams. When did you last hear of a nuclear warhead, even a non-US one being talked about in a non-US publication, rated in giga/teragrams of TNT instead of kilo/megatons, for example?

      Not to mention that nobody uses the megameter, gigameter, tetrameter, petameter, or exameter. Distances are given in thousands of kilometers, or AU, or light-years, or parsecs -- none of which are convertable into round numbers of each other at all.

      And don't get me started on time. How many megaseconds until your birthday?

    26. Re:I Agree - We should go metric by dracocat · · Score: 1

      domestic [telephones]: domestic telephone service is very poor with few telephones in use.

      Seems pretty accurate about the telephone part.

      I must say, I think this will be one of the next countries I visit now, though. Beutifull pictures. Have you been there? It looks like they don't allow independent travel though.. I wonder if there is any way around this.

    27. Re:I Agree - We should go metric by wodon · · Score: 1

      As long as we change from selling beer in pints to litres i will be a happy man.
      I can go out and have 2 beers at lunchtime but will in fact have had nearly 4 pints. genius!

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    28. Re:I Agree - We should go metric by spiny · · Score: 1

      erk, would anyone believe me if i said that was a typo ?

      i had the 10 > 100 > 1000 range in my head while typing that ... :)

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    29. Re:I Agree - We should go metric by Read+Icculus · · Score: 1

      Whoosh!

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    30. Re:I Agree - We should go metric by spiny · · Score: 2, Informative

      i've often wondered this, so i checked:

      " First of all bhp and ps are slightly different animals. Bhp or brake horsepower is a calculation where the engine horsepower is measured with no load from a chassis or any accessories attached to the engine whatsoever. It's also called gross horsepower. PS, on the other hand, is a measurement of net horsepower. It's horsepower calculated with the engine installed in the vehicle, complete with accessories and ductwork. So you can't really convert one measurement to the other with a simple formula.

      However, just to give you a better idea on what "ps" stands for, we can talk a little more about horsepower. Just as there are different ways of measuring temperature, as in Centigrade or Fahrenheit, you can measure the power of your engine in several ways, too. Horsepower is simply your engine's ability to move mass over a certain amount of time. If you want to be technical about it: one horsepower can lift 33,000 pounds up one foot in one minute. And that's the measure of horsepower you're familiar with, the one used in the U.S., and it's the standard set by the Society of Automobile Engineers, which is why it's also called SAE horsepower. The ps you're asking about is short for the German word Pferdestarke, the term for metric horsepower, also known as DIN horsepower. DIN is short for Deutsche Industrie Normen which simply translates to "German industrial standard".

      So, in summary, hp is the U.S. standard for horsepower, while ps is the standard in continental Europe. If you want to dazzle your friends, you can say that one horsepower is equal to 1.0139 ps, making SAE horsepower roughly 98.6% of the metric DIN measurement."

      so, as far as i can work out, 'x BHP at the wheels' should be the same as 'x PS' put very simply.

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    31. Re:I Agree - We should go metric by g4dget · · Score: 1

      US measures are already based on the metric system--they just use weird multipliers.

      So, whatever chicken scratches or lumps of stuff the metric system uses for its definitions affect US measures equally. (Of course, if you had bothered to read the article, you would have noted that weight is the only SI unit left that is defined in terms of a physical reference object.)

    32. Re:I Agree - We should go metric by __aafkqj3628 · · Score: 1

      Add to it that the rotation is slowing down (along with the speed of light) and we've got more than just a weight problem.

    33. Re:I Agree - We should go metric by FoeNyx · · Score: 1
      Who came up with this system, some wierd Frenchman?

      Of course ! Just after ur ancestors inspired our, we made metric system in our country just after our revolution (1789~1799)
      they choose an easier system (decimal) than the hundred we had through the french realm.
      1m was 1/10 000 000 part of a terrestrial meridian. Calculated by some of our most stupidiests mathetimaticians/geometers of that time (among them Laplace & Lagrange (Not ZZtop tune))
      1kg was the weight of 1L of water
      Thoses units was shaped in iridium as etalon in every day life.
      Some adds in the metric system was also made by the well known idiot "Gauss" about the magnetical unit.
      Our deer neighbour of the "perfid albion", contributed to the metric system too.
      Brief Historical (eek a link to this hugly-english-bad-speaking frenchman's country ! don't jump on it ... you could maybe goes mad & weird) :P
    34. Re:I Agree - We should go metric by Alan+Partridge · · Score: 1

      PS is approximately the same as BHP (though KW makes a lot more sense to me as a measure of power) - the L/KM is self explanatory (and actually MUCH more relevant now that petrol is priced by the Litre.

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    35. Re:I Agree - We should go metric by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > A leap year is just because somebody screwed up with time

      Not quite. It's because one revolution of the Earth around the Sun does not divide evenly into days.

      Nor does an integral number of lunar months occur in a year...

    36. Re:I Agree - We should go metric by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, I have to disappoint you! Here in Europe, beer is being sold mostly in 0.5 l cans or bottles, less often 1/3 l. Restaurants and such offer either 0.3 or 0.4 l portions, sometimes 0.5.

      This way it makes pretty much the same situation. On the other hand you don't need to wrap alcohol drinks in a paper bag when drinking on the street! ;)

    37. Re:I Agree - We should go metric by Jellybob · · Score: 1

      Given that you can be fined for refusing to sell goods in metric measurements (you can still have them labelled as whatever/pound, but the primary method *has* to be kilos and grams), I think you'll find it is.

    38. Re:I Agree - We should go metric by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What you have to understand is that it doesn't matter anyway. It's completly arbiatrary. Besides the spin of the Earth is slowing down, by about 2 miliseconds per century, so that year isn't very accurate now is it?

    39. Re:I Agree - We should go metric by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Not to mention that nobody uses the [...] petameter
      Shakespeare did. Oops, that was pentameter.

      I'll get me coat.

    40. Re:I Agree - We should go metric by Hognoxious · · Score: 1
      Also the earth's day speeds up and slows up according to its distance from the Sun to conserve angular momentum.
      How does the distance from the sun affect angular momentum of the earth around its own axis?
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    41. Re:I Agree - We should go metric by BTWR · · Score: 1

      How naive are you?

      The reason they don't have telephones is obviously because of Israel of the USA. They're to blame for everything!!! Duh!

    42. Re:I Agree - We should go metric by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It is a good point you raise about the comparative technological infancy of the Kingdom of Bhutan. You commit an academic mistake, however, when you make a statement (``without any telephones''), citing a source that indicates there are 6000 telephones in the country.

    43. Re:I Agree - We should go metric by A55M0NKEY · · Score: 1
      [the metric system] is a decimal system

      Man that's gonna suck when we move to base 16.....

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    44. Re:I Agree - We should go metric by BuckaBooBob · · Score: 1

      The earth is constantly slowing down :) Would take daily Adjustments to keep the earth's orbit in check.

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    45. Re:I Agree - We should go metric by smithmc · · Score: 1

      Can I have some of whatever your smoking please?

      Dude, 6000 telephones in a nation of 2 million people? That's one telephone per 300 people. That rounds off to "without any telephones" in my book.

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    46. Re:I Agree - We should go metric by kurosawdust · · Score: 1

      as soon as he can measure a kilogram of it.

    47. Re:I Agree - We should go metric by Anonym1ty · · Score: 1

      What would I do with my propetual calendar?

    48. Re:I Agree - We should go metric by SurgeonGeneral · · Score: 1

      LOL

      its insane that u get modded up so much in the face of this blatant error.

      6000 telephones in a country of 2 million.
      There are 11,000 radios and 1 radio station in the country, making RADIO the primary source of communication among the one in three hundred people who can affor them.

      when the dude said "without any telephones", he meant it.

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    49. Re:I Agree - We should go metric by scotartt · · Score: 1
      basically the effect is tidal. but, there are some smaller non-tidal component which i have seen explained as having a solar wind component. see here.

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    50. Re:I Agree - We should go metric by gniv · · Score: 1
      Oh, this is getting so off-topic. But, anyway, the page you cited is quite interesting. Here's a quote (about the calendar before the Julius Cesar reforms):
      In practice it was the duty of the priesthood to keep track of the calendars, but they failed miserably, partly due to ignorance, partly because they were bribed to make certain years long and other years short. Furthermore, leap years were considered unlucky and were therefore avoided in time of crisis, such as the Second Punic War.
    51. Re:I Agree - We should go metric by ant_slayer · · Score: 1

      A year is 365 days, 5 hours, 49 minutes (365.2424 Universal days)*.

      Ok, so this is slightly off-topic, but if we're going to be nitpicky about these sorts of things, we should remember what we don't know.

      Actually, the year is not precisely 365.2424 days long. In point of fact, even the most noble attempt at implementing the Gregorian calendar (Finland, apparently), is successful enough to *round* a year to 365.2424 years. However, the avowed purpose of the Gregorian calendar was focused around the necessity of ensuring that Easter comes at the same time each year. The most rigorous Gregorian calendar in the world still only manages to keep Easter within a 24-hour period. The more "typical" "Gregorian" calendar (which is technically referred to as the "Western" calendar), seen outside of the Catholic church of Finland is only able to guarantee consistency within a 53-hour range.

      The point of the matter is that our calendars assume that 365.2424 is the correct number of days for a year, but that number was chosen in order to keep the equinoxes in their proper places. The true solar year can be measured elsewise as 365.2422 days (known as the "mean solar year"). This second measurement apparently (I don't know all the details) takes into account what is often referred to as the "anomalistic" year.

      The calendar by which we live is wholly a solar-adjusted calendar, as we are concerned with keeping our equinoxes in line. The *true* Gregorian calendar (as implemented by the Catholic Church of Finland) is technically a luni-solar-adjusted calendar, in which there are additional adjustments on the "Metonic" cycle of 19 years. This (again, "apparently") keeps our moon cycles in tune with our calendar as well as the equinoxes.

      As one might imagine, there is not a great deal of published literature on this topic on the web. Most of it is contained in musty books that may not have been checked out of your local library since the years started with an 18. However, for one available online reference, check out http://abob.libs.uga.edu/bobk/ccc/ce030499.html

      Just FYI.

      Josh O

    52. Re:I Agree - We should go metric by The+Cydonian · · Score: 1

      Yes, the telephone density is certainly lower than, say, Switzerland (to compare two mountainous landlocked countries), but still, there's a difference between no telephones and some telephones. Especially when Bhutan has a $48m state-of-the art digital telephone network to rival those of Singapore and Hong Kong, a television station and all new ISP.

      I stand by my earlier post.

    53. Re:I Agree - We should go metric by The+Cydonian · · Score: 1

      While I understand you were joking, there have been suggestions of a perpetual 366 day "World Calendar" for quite some time now.

    54. Re:I Agree - We should go metric by SurgeonGeneral · · Score: 1

      Where do u get off comparing Switzerland and Bhutan on the basis that they are LANDLOCKED? That is obscene. We began with an economic and technological analogy, and now you move it geography? Wheres you logic, son?

      I agree the person hyperbolized by saying NO phones. But your annoying response proving that in fact there is a very very low density of phones in the country is useless. What does it mean? That he was right all along: there are no phones in the country, comparatively speaking, and the US uses a system that is shared only by a country that is very much technologically inferior to the Western world.

      Seeing as your reply in fact butresses his argument, I am puzzled as to your intent.

      Finally, it disgusts me that the country of Bhutan has 10,000 TVs and feels the need to invest in a 48m dollar TV network while the 600,000 workers of its farming economy starve. Clearly this if made for only one class: wealthy land owning elites.

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    55. Re:I Agree - We should go metric by The+Cydonian · · Score: 1

      First of all, I must say that that was a very polite response compared to most other flame-fests out here on /. So, all credit to you on this score.

      Second, I believe you missed the part about the 48 million dollars being used for the telephone network, not the television.

      Third, note that I didn't comment on whether Bhutan uses the metric system or not; as another poster pointed out, Lonely Planet seems to say that the country does use the Metric system.

      And finally, intent; actually nothing much, just wilful daydreaming of the Himalayas and Shangri La. :-)

  24. Filthy Whore (Text of Article) by Midajo · · Score: 4, Informative

    Scientists Struggling to Make the Kilogram Right Again
    By OTTO POHL


    RAUNSCHWEIG, Germany -- In these girth-conscious times, even weight itself has weight issues. The kilogram is getting lighter, scientists say, sowing potential confusion over a range of scientific endeavor.

    The kilogram is defined by a platinum-iridium cylinder, cast in England in 1889. No one knows why it is shedding weight, at least in comparison with other reference weights, but the change has spurred an international search for a more stable definition.

    "It's certainly not helpful to have a standard that keeps changing," says Peter Becker, a scientist at the Federal Standards Laboratory here, an institution of 1,500 scientists dedicated entirely to improving the ability to measure things precisely.

    Even the apparent change of 50 micrograms in the kilogram -- less than the weight of a grain of salt -- is enough to distort careful scientific calculations.

    Dr. Becker is leading a team of international researchers seeking to redefine the kilogram as a number of atoms of a selected element. Other scientists, including researchers at the National Institute of Standards and Technology in Washington, are developing a competing technology to define the kilogram using a complex mechanism known as the watt balance.

    The final recommendation will be made by the International Committee on Weights and Measures, a body created by international treaty in 1875. The agency guards the international reference kilogram and keeps it in a heavily guarded safe in a château outside Paris. It is visited once a year, under heavy security, by the only three people to have keys to the safe. The weight change has been noted on the occasions it has been removed for measurement.

    "It's part ceremony and part obligation," Dr. Richard Davis, head of the mass section at the research arm of the international committee.

    "You'd have to amend the treaty if you didn't do it this way."

    That ceremony has become a little sorrowful as the guest of honor appears to be, on a microscopic level at least, wasting away.

    The race is already well under way to determine a new standard, although at a measured pace, since creating reliable measurements is such painstaking work.

    The kilogram is the only one of the seven base units of measurement that still retain its 19th-century definition. Over the years, scientists have redefined units like the meter (first based on the earth's circumference) and the second (conceived as a fraction of a day). The meter is now the distance light travels in one-299,792,458th of a second, and a second is the time it takes for a cesium atom to vibrate 9,192,631,770 times. Each can be measured with remarkable precision, and, equally important, can be reproduced anywhere.

    The kilogram was conceived to be the mass of a liter of water, but accurately measuring a liter of water proved to be very difficult. Instead, an English goldsmith was hired to make a platinum-iridium cylinder that would be used to define the kilogram.

    One reason the kilogram has lagged behind the other units is that there has been no immediate practical benefit to increasing its precision. Nonetheless, the drift in the kilogram's weight carries over to other measurements. The volt, for example, is defined in terms of the kilogram, so a stable kilogram definition will allow the volt to be tied more closely to the base units of measure.

    A total of 80 copies of the reference kilogram have been created and distributed to signatories of the metric treaty. The sometimes colorful history of these small metal cylinders underscores how long the world has used the same definition of the kilogram.

    Some of the metal plugs were issued to countries that later vanished, including Serbia and the Dutch East Indies. The Japanese had to surrender theirs after World War II. Germany has acquired several weights, including the one issued to Bavaria in 1889 and the one that belonge

    1. Re:Filthy Whore (Text of Article) by switched4OSX · · Score: 1

      "keeps it in a heavily guarded safe in a château outside Paris" Damn, this thing lives better than I do, a nice chateau and very few visitors.

    2. Re:Filthy Whore (Text of Article) by kmweber · · Score: 0

      So then wouldn't the meter also be a derived unit, since it's defined in terms of a second?

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  25. To hell with Registration by jonman_d · · Score: 0, Redundant

    May 27, 2003
    Scientists Struggling to Make the Kilogram Right Again
    By OTTO POHL

    B RAUNSCHWEIG, Germany -- In these girth-conscious times, even weight itself has weight issues. The kilogram is getting lighter, scientists say, sowing potential confusion over a range of scientific endeavor.

    The kilogram is defined by a platinum-iridium cylinder, cast in England in 1889. No one knows why it is shedding weight, at least in comparison with other reference weights, but the change has spurred an international search for a more stable definition.

    "It's certainly not helpful to have a standard that keeps changing," says Peter Becker, a scientist at the Federal Standards Laboratory here, an institution of 1,500 scientists dedicated entirely to improving the ability to measure things precisely.

    Even the apparent change of 50 micrograms in the kilogram -- less than the weight of a grain of salt -- is enough to distort careful scientific calculations.

    Dr. Becker is leading a team of international researchers seeking to redefine the kilogram as a number of atoms of a selected element. Other scientists, including researchers at the National Institute of Standards and Technology in Washington, are developing a competing technology to define the kilogram using a complex mechanism known as the watt balance.

    The final recommendation will be made by the International Committee on Weights and Measures, a body created by international treaty in 1875. The agency guards the international reference kilogram and keeps it in a heavily guarded safe in a château outside Paris. It is visited once a year, under heavy security, by the only three people to have keys to the safe. The weight change has been noted on the occasions it has been removed for measurement.

    "It's part ceremony and part obligation," Dr. Richard Davis, head of the mass section at the research arm of the international committee.

    "You'd have to amend the treaty if you didn't do it this way."

    That ceremony has become a little sorrowful as the guest of honor appears to be, on a microscopic level at least, wasting away.

    The race is already well under way to determine a new standard, although at a measured pace, since creating reliable measurements is such painstaking work.

    The kilogram is the only one of the seven base units of measurement that still retain its 19th-century definition. Over the years, scientists have redefined units like the meter (first based on the earth's circumference) and the second (conceived as a fraction of a day). The meter is now the distance light travels in one-299,792,458th of a second, and a second is the time it takes for a cesium atom to vibrate 9,192,631,770 times. Each can be measured with remarkable precision, and, equally important, can be reproduced anywhere.

    The kilogram was conceived to be the mass of a liter of water, but accurately measuring a liter of water proved to be very difficult. Instead, an English goldsmith was hired to make a platinum-iridium cylinder that would be used to define the kilogram.

    One reason the kilogram has lagged behind the other units is that there has been no immediate practical benefit to increasing its precision. Nonetheless, the drift in the kilogram's weight carries over to other measurements. The volt, for example, is defined in terms of the kilogram, so a stable kilogram definition will allow the volt to be tied more closely to the base units of measure.

    A total of 80 copies of the reference kilogram have been created and distributed to signatories of the metric treaty. The sometimes colorful history of these small metal cylinders underscores how long the world has used the same definition of the kilogram.

    Some of the metal plugs were issued to countries that later vanished, including Serbia and the Dutch East Indies. The Japanese had to surrender theirs after World War II. Germany has acquired several weights, including the one issued to Bavaria in 1889 and the one that belonged to E

  26. so by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    the thing is shrinking, right? so they come up one year to measure its mass again.

    "what's the mass there?"
    "0.999999 kg"
    "the mass is a fraction of itself?"
    "yeah i guess so"
    "ok then, so we shall redefine the kg to be an infinitely small mass"
    "tres bien!"
    "oui"

    and instantly the volt follows, causing electrical havok worldwide.

  27. Hey, what's the /archive trick by Spodie! · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    to get around NY Times registration?

    1. Re:Hey, what's the /archive trick by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Replace "www." with "archives." and there's no registration needed.

      Posted as an AC so I'm not karma whoring.

    2. Re:Hey, what's the /archive trick by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      nah, can't do that anymore. use google search.

    3. Re:Hey, what's the /archive trick by core_blimey · · Score: 1

      I thought chucking the following in your host file does the trick... Beats manually editing a link if you ask me.

      199.239.136.212 www.nytimes.com
      199.239.136.212 nytimes.com

      Doesn't help you though if you are behind a proxy and the proxy does all the name resolution...

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  28. reproducibility by nthomas · · Score: 5, Insightful
    Although it was mentioned in the article, I think it should be emphasized that the SI definition of the kilogram, unlike their definitions of the meter and second, cannot be reproduced -- or rather, reproduced exactly. This is quite important, as it is neccessary for the standards governing body in each country to have a very precise reference weight of their own.

    Since there is only one reference object for the kilogram, everything else is just a copy -- and even if it is a first generation copy, errors are bound to creep in.

    The redefinition of the kg is long overdue, mad props to the scientists working on this.

    1. Re:reproducibility by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      mad props with respect to science ?

      wow ;)

    2. Re:reproducibility by vrt3 · · Score: 4, Funny

      I think we should digitalize it and put in Kazaa. There will be thousands of perfect copies in no time.

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    3. Re:reproducibility by troc · · Score: 4, Funny

      Except for the madonna version which would have

      "Stop stealing Mass, you fucks"

      written through it

      Troc

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    4. Re:reproducibility by cmburns69 · · Score: 1

      You'd try and download a kilogram and you'd get a meter.. or Brittany Spears...

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    5. Re:reproducibility by kurosawdust · · Score: 1
      "Stop stealing Mass..."

      Like a prayer? :P

    6. Re:reproducibility by SuperFrink · · Score: 1

      What about a 10cm x 10cm x 10cm cube of water? That gives 1000 ml = 1 litre = 1 kg at some temperature (I don't recall offhand).

      Now as mentioned we can (in a lab) determine distance from light and time we could build a 10cm cube to hold the 1 litre of water which ought to weigh 1 kg more than the cube. (well okay subtract the weight of 1 liter of the air/gas filling the "empty" cube but you get the idea.)

      It might be tough but I think it's reproducable.

    7. Re:reproducibility by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      1 litre of water is roughly 1 kilogram, which is exactly the problem, you bring in a batch of sea water, and i'll bring in distilled.. and wham, theres a difference right there. There is currently no way of creating pure water, so don't bother trying that way, and besides you've went to all the trouble of measuring the wavelength of light which can done with relative ease and to high degrees of accuracy, and then you've introduced water as a terribly inaccurate medium.

    8. Re:reproducibility by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm sure it was ment to be assumed resonable effort would be made to use pure water and not just a bucket of well water. The point was that mass could be defined in terms of the speed of light, time and pure water thus eliminating the problem of keeping a piece of matter from decaying. It was not intended to provide a rigorous proceedure for doing so. (See the "but you get the idea")

  29. Re:Reminds me of the changing definition of MegaBy by el-spectre · · Score: 1

    When I was in school, I was taught that the standard method was to measure megs in base 10 for transmission (1000000 bits/bytes), and base 2 for storage (1048576 bits/bytes).

    Pain in the ass to have to do the conversion back and forth... 1/2 the class took days to 'get it'

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  30. obligatory.... by SandmanWAIX · · Score: 4, Funny

    nah .. they should throw out the whole kilogram concept and weigh everything according to a "library of congress". eg. that woman weighes 2.36 libraries of congress.

    1. Re:obligatory.... by jlanthripp · · Score: 2, Funny
      eg. that woman weighes 2.36 libraries of congress.

      That's one BIG woman!

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    2. Re:obligatory.... by tupps · · Score: 1

      Depends on what storage matter the libraries of congress are stored on, eg if I get a 200gb hard drive that stores 17 libraries of congress does that make the woman lighter or heavier?

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    3. Re:obligatory.... by DJPenguin · · Score: 1

      This woman will devour us all! Aieeee!

    4. Re:obligatory.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      they should throw out the whole kilogram concept and weigh everything according to a "library of congress".

      Oh man, the grammar nazi's would have a field day.

      2.36 libraries of congress.

      or 2.36 library of congresses?
      or 2.36 libraries of congresses?

      It might be better to save confusion and just go with "congressmen", but that would probably be too large for daily use.

    5. Re:obligatory.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Uh, I was talking about the statue

  31. uhhh by rhuntley12 · · Score: 1

    I think I need a thesaurus and a dictionary

    1. Re:uhhh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You'll never get them to breed.

  32. Best units of measure by Alien54 · · Score: 4, Interesting
    I sort of like the idea of a universal unit of measure.

    One nominee that is amusing is to have the basic unit of distance based on the speed of light.

    One light nanosecond = roughly 11.1 inches, kinda close to a foot.

    I remember how Grace Hooper used to pass out wires that were that long, just to make the point.

    Any other nominees?

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    1. Re:Best units of measure by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Umm, the meter is defined as a light-second/ some 9 digit integer.

    2. Re:Best units of measure by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The SI meter can already be defined as a fraction of the speed of light as mentioned in earlier posts. Do you have any fundamental reason to use 1) seconds, and 2) a fraction in base-10?

    3. Re:Best units of measure by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The meter is the universal unit, and it is based on the speed of light. Mod this moron down.

    4. Re:Best units of measure by dmiller · · Score: 1

      That's very nice, but do you define a nanosecond... (I suppose one could do it by basing on how long excited atoms of some particular isotope take to decay back to ground state)

    5. Re:Best units of measure by vidnet · · Score: 1
      299792458

      But the sad part is, I didn't even have to look it up.

    6. Re:Best units of measure by bill_mcgonigle · · Score: 1

      The meter is the universal unit, and it is based on the speed of light.

      Yes, but based on an arbirtary constant divisor, originally meant to approximate something about the size of the earth. The poster meant to suggest that units of measure should be more universal. Perhaps he should have been more explict.

      Mod this moron down.

      Couldn't have said it better myself.

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    7. Re:Best units of measure by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I forget, is the second defined by counting vibrations of a specific sort of atom, or the wavelength of light it emits? I believe both have been official at some point.

    8. Re:Best units of measure by Otto · · Score: 1

      That's very nice, but do you define a nanosecond... (I suppose one could do it by basing on how long excited atoms of some particular isotope take to decay back to ground state)

      Actually, you can define the nanosecond in terms of the speed of light as well, although you're right, that's not as easy then if you're trying to multiply by light to get an actual length out of it.

      Which is why the second is defined in two exact ways.
      "One second is the time that elapses during 9.192631770 x 10^9 cycles of the radiation produced by the transition between two levels of Cesium 133. It is also the time required for an EM field to propagate 299,792,458 (2.99792458 x 10^8) meters through a vacuum."

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    9. Re:Best units of measure by pete-classic · · Score: 1

      Clearly this is some use of the word "universal" that I haven't seen before.

      Let's assume the speed of light is a constant.

      The other unit in your equation is the second. The second (traditionally*) is 1/31,557,600 of a rather inaccurate measure of the period of the orbit of an unremarkable (unless the presence intelligent life is remarkable in the universe) planet around its star.

      This is hardly universal. It isn't really even planetary, since it is an arbitrary fraction.

      -Peter

      * Modern definitions of the second are not based on Earth's orbital period, but are intended to conveniently and consistently approximate that period.

  33. So that's why it takes more. by DanThe1Man · · Score: 4, Funny

    And all this time I just thought I was just getting used to cocaine.

    1. Re:So that's why it takes more. by porp · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      Holy crap is that some funny stuff. DanThe1Man, if i was in charge of this Ice Cream stand, the first thing that I would do, besides quitting, is replace timothy with you.

      Shit man, thanks for making me laugh so hard.

      porp

    2. Re:So that's why it takes more. by porp · · Score: 1

      Now how in the hell is that flamebait? Is there a timothy Army out there I might offend, or even rarer, a group of people that actually don't make fun of slashdot that i might enflame? Jesus, I wish i could meta-moderate that moderator. Okay, im not mad anymore--I just read that cocaine joke again. Damn it's still funny to me.

      porp

    3. Re:So that's why it takes more. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I dunno what the deal is with the humor impared moderators lately. I mean you're just making a little joke. It's like people are taking the whole thing way too seriously. And flamebait? Offtopic I could see, but flamebait? Oh well man, don't take it personally. Karma-bonus trolls get mod points too sometimes.

    4. Re:So that's why it takes more. by CableModemSniper · · Score: 1

      I don't know if you intended to or not, but I got the sense that you were being sarcastic when you wrote your post. Maybe the mod felt the same way, ::shrug::. I personally wouldn't have marked it as flamebait anyway, but maybe that was his "reasoning".

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  34. Please Splain Something to Me? by fidget42 · · Score: 1
    The volt, for example, is defined in terms of the kilogram...
    Does anyone know how the volt is related to the kilogram? Enquiring minds want to know.
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    1. Re:Please Splain Something to Me? by Yosho · · Score: 4, Informative

      The unit of "volt" can also be expressed as m^2kgs^-3A^-1.

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    2. Re:Please Splain Something to Me? by HybridTheory · · Score: 1
      " The volt (symbolized V) is the Standard International (SI) unit of electric potential or electromotive force. A potential of one volt appears across a resistance of one ohm when a current of one ampere flows through that resistance. Reduced to SI base units, 1 V = 1 kg times m2 times s-3 times A-1 (kilogram meter squared per second cubed per ampere)."

      From here Volt Definition first link returned on google.

    3. Re:Please Splain Something to Me? by Rip!ey · · Score: 1

      Mechanical and electrical watts must be equivalent.

    4. Re:Please Splain Something to Me? by wass · · Score: 1
      Volts are defined as Joules per Coulomb. Joule is a unit for energy, Coulomb is a unit of charge.

      Joules are defined as kilogram * meter^2 / second^2. (You've most likely at least heard of these units before, recall Einstein's E=mc^2 where c is velocity). In SI, all units use meters, seconds, kilograms for distance, time, and mass respectively. Coulomb is a specific number of electrons.

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    5. Re:Please Splain Something to Me? by sexecutioner · · Score: 1

      OK, welcome to the wonderful world of Physics.

      The units that you use to qualify a number can originate in a number of different ways.

      The most common and easy to understand method is that the unit is the "thing" being measured. eg, 5 seconds being measured with a timer is indeed seconds and it would be silly to use anything else.

      Another more tricky concept is that the units come from how the value has been derived. If I measured those same five seconds by comparing them against a small animal running past trees through the forest we could imagine units of [trees passed] / [trees per second of animal speed] the seconds are still in there by are obscured by the way we have made the measurement.

      In your example of Volts, the unit "Volt", is a combination of other more fundamental units and could be expressed in many more ways again!

    6. Re:Please Splain Something to Me? by sexecutioner · · Score: 1

      OK, welcome to the wonderful world of Physics. The units that you use to qualify a number can originate in a number of different ways. The most common and easy to understand method is that the unit is the "thing" being measured. eg, 5 seconds being measured with a timer is indeed seconds and it would be silly to use anything else. Another more tricky concept is that the units come from how the value has been derived. If I measured those same five seconds by comparing them against a small animal running past trees through the forest we could imagine units of [trees passed] / [trees per second of animal speed] the seconds are still in there by are obscured by the way we have made the measurement. In your example of Volts, the unit "Volt", is a combination of other more fundamental units and could be expressed in many more ways again!

    7. Re:Please Splain Something to Me? by Proteus · · Score: 1

      There are some detailed explanations below. However, I'll simplify them a bit for those with a less robust physics background. For those with the robust physics background, please note that I am aware the words "well, not exactly..." could be applied to any of this.

      An amp (A) is a measure of how fast electrons move in a circuit.

      A volt (V) is a measure of energy (E) required to push 1A through a resistance of 1 Ohm.

      You'll recall E=m*c^2, where c is the constant speed of light in a vaccuum and m is mass. The kg is a measure of mass. Therefore the Volt can be defined based upon the kg.

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    8. Re:Please Splain Something to Me? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's just because you sneaked in the definition for 'Energy'.

    9. Re:Please Splain Something to Me? by aziraphale · · Score: 1

      Ah yes, now hand me a 9 metre-squared-kilo-per-amp-cubic-second battery....

    10. Re:Please Splain Something to Me? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They're in most all hardware stores....

    11. Re:Please Splain Something to Me? by jonadab · · Score: 1

      Voltage is equal to current times resistance. Current has its own
      base unit (the amp), but resistance is defined in terms of force
      and so indirectly depends on the definition of the mass unit.

      The kilogram is very important, because the equivalent unit in the
      other measurement system is obscure. Even if we're not entirely
      sure _exactly_ how much a kilogram is, we still have to use it,
      because *nobody* has any idea how much mass a "slug" is. Most
      people have never even _heard_ of it.

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    12. Re:Please Splain Something to Me? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, I haven't read this thread till now, so I'm probably the only one reading by now, but....

      This is a really good question with a complicated answer, which has not been done justice here. But take a look at NIST's web site.

      Following the diagram, we see that the volt is defined as 1 W/A. In other words, if you have a circuit that is using 1 Watt of power and requires 1 Ampere of current, then, by definition, the "voltage" across it is 1 volt.

      Okay, so what's a Watt and what's an Ampere? Well, an Ampere is another fundamental SI unit. When two nearby wires have current passing through them, they attract one another. An ampere is defined as the amount of current needed for a certain amount of force between wires in a certain configuration.

      A Watt is a measure of power, 1 J / s. So what's a Joule? Well a Joule is an amount of energy, which is defined as 1 N m. In other words, 1 J is the amount of energy you have to expend to move something one meter if the amount of force needed to move it is one Newton.

      Great, so what's a Newton? Well, a Newton is defined by Newton's (pun definitely intended) law, F=ma. I.e. a Newton is the amount of force needed to accelerate a 1 kg object at a rate of 1 m/s^2. (And if you wonder how Newton's law can be both a law and a definition of force, well that's a whole 'nother discussion, so just trust me on that.)

      So, phew, we finally know how the Volt is (at least on the theoretical level) related to the kilogram.

      Now the only people who do this in practice are the standards bodies. They then publish "practical standards" for working scientists who need high precision. These amount to something like, build such-and-such a circuit and then the voltage across it will be so-many volts. It is their job to go through the whole process described above to compare the practical standard's voltage to the ONE TRUE VOLT. Then companies that make multimeters use the practical standards to calibrate their devices, which, finally, are what almost everyone in the world actually uses to measure voltage.

  35. Can someone help me convert here?? by Helpadingoatemybaby · · Score: 5, Funny
    give me imperial measurements any day

    Darn right! After all, it's easy enough to convert fortnights to stone with a Mayan calendar.

    We're going to in the future eventually. It's inevitable.

    I know it's 60 firesticks per 100 Watts, and 3000 Volts per staticy tomcat, but it might just be easier if we all just jumped in and switched to metric 144%.

    I mean picture doing 100 on the highway! Wouldn't that be great? And dozens of future Mars landers would actually land on Mars, instead of digging ideal tree planting holes and landscaping future martian neighbourhoods. ("Zyphod! Incoming! It's the Americans!")

    No more two sets of wrenches and lost sockets! Now you can have one set of sockets with half the sockets missing, instead of two sets of sockets with half the sockets missing. And no more asking for an 5mm and trying to make a 1 3/4" fit, rounding off the edges and carving a perfect turkey slice off your hand and gushing gallons of blood. It would be litres, which is less.

    And you get to tell women that you, sir, are endowed with twenty-two centimeters of man!

    Of course, the loss of the 25 cent piece will be a negative, since we'll have to pay for everything in dimes. But it's worth it dammit.

    Seriously, we all know this is going to happen. When are we on board? Are we that stubborn?

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    1. Re:Can someone help me convert here?? by Art+Tatum · · Score: 1
      Seriously, we all know this is going to happen. When are we on board?

      As soon as another Napoleon comes along and forces us to switch at gunpoint, as in Europe (excepting the U.K.).

    2. Re:Can someone help me convert here?? by Ashtead · · Score: 1
      Now, coming from Vancouver into Washington State on I-5, I remember seeing a sign that said "Speed limit 88 km/h". Which was correct and appropriate at the time and place, however, my car still had MPH on its speedometer; if I were trying to make it say 88, I'd be an even more interesting object for the Washington State Highway Patrol, what with having Californian plates ...

      As for speculations on why the US is not going metric yet or even soon: I remember having seen quarts of milk marked as 0.946 liters. Now, when presented with numbers like 0.946, as opposed to nice integers like 1, what will most people do? What would you do?

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    3. Re:Can someone help me convert here?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Uhhh, do what the metric world does. Buy 1 litre of milk. I'm sure that cows can produce the requisite 54 millilitres extra per bottle.

    4. Re:Can someone help me convert here?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful
      Are we that stubborn

      Well, I think the explanation is that while I'm not that stubborn, my parents are that stubborn. I'm 31, and I remember the whole "let's adopt the metric system" push in the 1970's. One day, we drove to the Mobil station to get some gas, and suddenly everything was labelled in liters. I was like, "ho-hum, it's liters, so what?", but my parents -- and every other adult at the station as well as every other adult my parents mentioned it to -- were up in arms about it. Why? They had no idea what a liter was. I, on the other hand, had heard over and over again in science class what a liter was, and measured things in terms of liters even at that young age. That's because at that time there was a big push to educate kids about the metric system. (As an aside, there darn well better still be a push to educate kids about the metric system; otherwise, we'll never get any further and plus my education is partially wasted if we never convert. As it is, I'll be OK with the US converting in a few decades when I'm considered an old guy.)

      To this day, things are little better with my parents. Paraphrase of a phone conversation with my mom:

      • (Mom) How big is a liter?
      • (me) Well, you know when you buy a two-liter of Coke at the grocery store?
      • (Mom) Yeah...
      • (me) A liter is half as big as that.
      • (Mom) What?
      • (me) Coke is measured in liters. You can get a two-liter or a three-liter. The two-liter has just what it says in it -- two liters.
      • (Mom) That doesn't help me.

      Now, my mom is not a stupid person. But, she was never exposed to the metric system, and as long as we don't switch, she doesn't have much motivation to learn, because she has other things to do with her time. And, fact is, it takes quite some time to really get comfortable with a system of units.

      For example, take a pencil and paper and draw a line that's approximately one inch long. Easy, right? Now do the same for a centimeter. Still pretty easy, although if you're an American, you might be less confident about your estimate. But ask an American older than, say, 35 to do that, and there's a good chance that they're not going to have any feel for it at all. They might even know what the centi- prefix means and that a meter is a little longer than a yard, but translating that into something concrete is a pain. And, to be realistic, everyday life has a lot of guesstimating quantities, not actually measuring them. People don't carry around rulers, but if someone asks them whether the piece of chalk they're holding is too small, they'll respond instantly with, "Yeah, it's not even an inch long!" For a measurement system to be useful to the common man, they have to not just know something about it but also have a feel for it. And, by the way, even though I've taken chemistry classes and used celsius for measuring temperature, I couldn't tell you whether 25 degress C is a comfortable temperature outside or not. Well, I could, but I'd have to run it through f=1.8*c+32 in my head first.

      Oh by the way, for my little bit of flamebait this evening, I'd like to point out that some European countries don't really use just the metric system either. Ask an Englishman for a recipe sometime.

    5. Re:Can someone help me convert here?? by rkz · · Score: 1

      Ok here is a recipie:
      Creamed Chicken

      2 x chicken
      big bunch of black grapes - halved & preferably seedless
      small bunch of fresh sage with stalks
      600 ml milk
      1 small red onion or shallot - chopped
      4 Tbsp creme fraiche or double cream
      greased proof paper - wet
      spinich - a huge bunch
      butter - lots
      casserole dish or a cast iron oval dish with lid

      1 liter water
      2 cups pilanter
      125 grams butter
      parmessan
      salt and black pepper

      Pilanter: Cook this after you have the chicken in the oven. Boil your water add pinch of salt, then add
      half the butter and pilanter. Then when its cooled alittle add parmessan, lastly fold rest of the butter
      in gently season with salt and pepper.

      chicken: Put a good amount of grapes inside chicken cavity, and put sage stalks in as well
      then pour olive oil and dust with salt and pepper. Place your casserole dish
      directly onto hot element, add a good amount of olive oil and 600 grams butter, add onion,
      fry the chicken all over, turning it over, until the butter turns dark brown, add sage,
      cook alittle more, then add milk and creme, take of tha heat, then cover the chicken with wet
      greased proof paper and put into tha oven at 190*C, 375*F or gas mark 5 - for 40 minutes
      or till tha flesh is falling of tha bones.

      Spinach Preperation: In a fry pan put a small amount of butter and fry your spinich till soft.

      Serving Suggestion: Put a about a cup of pilanter on each plate, then a bit of
      spinich on top of that, then lastly putting chicken piece's, drizzle sauce. Enjoy.

    6. Re:Can someone help me convert here?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But isn't it dangerous for the cows if the farmers keep squeezing out 54 millilitres more every time they milk them? That could lead to dehydration and dry cow disease, or worse...

    7. Re:Can someone help me convert here?? by swmccracken · · Score: 1

      This reminds me of a quote by Terry Prachett. (paraphrased from memory) Everyone agrees that freezing at 0 degrees and boiling at 100 is nice and logical but doesn't stop them believing in their hearts that 70 is a nice warm temprature.

      However, for me, my first reaction was 70 degrees was an inferno - simply because I have been brought up with degrees C, and degrees F have no meaning to me. (I am exactly opposite to you - 25 deg C is nice and rather warm, 70 degrees F means nothing.)

      As for reciepies? Well, yes, our (NZ) recipies often have cups and teaspoons and suchlike in them. But they're metric cups and metric teaspoons.

      1 cup = 250 mL
      1 tablespoon = 20 mL
      1 teaspoon = 5 mL :-)

    8. Re:Can someone help me convert here?? by Skater · · Score: 1

      What worries me is that they'll sell you 1 liter of milk and conveniently "reprice" the product to make more money. Since the units are switching, it'll be harder for the average consumer to catch the increase. Not that you'll really be able to do anything about it, of course, because you'll need the milk...

      Now that I think about it, I'm really surprised some companies haven't switched solely for this reason.

      --RJ

    9. Re:Can someone help me convert here?? by be-fan · · Score: 1

      Now this is an interesting thing. I'm sure that just about everybody has given up on trying to convert the American people to metric --- personally, I see no hope. But what about American engineers? At least in my classes, engineers are still strongly inclined towards imperial units. It's a pain in the ass scaling stuff in you're head when you're working in 1/8s of an inch!

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    10. Re:Can someone help me convert here?? by Jeff+DeMaagd · · Score: 1

      The conversion was tried in the US, in the late 60's early 70's I think. The biggest reason that I read that it didn't go through is that people as a whole didn't trust the gas station operators, they thought they were being overcharged and shorted fuel. I dunno. I don't think it matters what measurement system they use, some of them will try to rip you off.

      It also helps to point out the US "Imperial" measurements have been long defined in terms of SI, 1 inch being defined as exactly 2.54cm and so on.

    11. Re:Can someone help me convert here?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      As for reciepies? Well, yes, our (NZ) recipies often have cups and teaspoons and suchlike in them. But they're metric cups and metric teaspoons.
      1 cup = 250 ml
      1 tablespoon = 20 ml
      1 teaspoon = 5 ml
      Just like here in good old Blighty!
    12. Re:Can someone help me convert here?? by calethix · · Score: 1

      " What worries me is that they'll sell you 1 liter of milk and conveniently "reprice" the product to make more money."

      Or sell a liter of gas for the same price as a gallon so they don't have to change their signs. They may even throw in a little 'discount' to make it look good. i.e. that $1.54/gallon gas is now only $1.50/liter.

    13. Re:Can someone help me convert here?? by overunderunderdone · · Score: 1

      A deep, unwavering belief is a sure sign you're missing something...

      You don't *really* believe that do you?

    14. Re:Can someone help me convert here?? by Stiletto · · Score: 1
      * (me) Coke is measured in liters. You can get a two-liter or a three-liter. The two-liter has just what it says in it -- two liters.
      * (Mom) That doesn't help me.

      Now, my mom is not a stupid person.



      Yes, she is.

    15. Re:Can someone help me convert here?? by msouth · · Score: 1

      Actually wasn't there some negotiation about this where the French ticked off Benjamin Franklin, and he got up from the table and stated "America will never use the metric sytem"? All I can find on Google is him recommending it. Any help with this possible urban legend?

      --
      Liberty uber alles.
    16. Re:Can someone help me convert here?? by haystor · · Score: 1

      I think this is where the resistance really is. The average American really doesn't care about the switch to metric but cows are stubborn and getting them switched over to metric is going to be tough.

      First you have to find 10 cows with 10 udders...

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      t
    17. Re:Can someone help me convert here?? by CokeBear · · Score: 0, Troll

      (Score: +1 Yummy)

      --
      Reality has a liberal bias
    18. Re:Can someone help me convert here?? by Chris+Y+Taylor · · Score: 2, Insightful

      "At least in my classes, engineers are still strongly inclined towards imperial units. "

      As an American engineer I prefer Imperial units. The problem with metric is that all the conversion factors are 10.

      If I do a "sanity check" on a metric calculation and find that it is about 10 times too big then I know I probably have a conversion error... somewhere. If I do a "sanity check" on an Imperial calculation and find it is a little over 10 times too big, then I immediately know to start by checking my inches to feet conversions. If it were about 3 times I would first check feet to yards; a little more than 5000 times suggests a problem in feet to miles. The odd conversion factors actually help me recognize and diagnose math errors. Of course, it used to be much harder to multiply by 5280 than it was to multiply by 1000 back when the metric systen was developed, but thanks to the invention of the calculator the difference in effort is now very minor.

      And Imperial is obviously the system of units that God intended to be used for rocket science because it allows (with a little cheating) you to have specific impulse measured in Seconds.

      The ONLY reason I can see to use Metric rather than Imperial is to get rid of that darn gee-sub-cee.

    19. Re:Can someone help me convert here?? by Lil'wombat · · Score: 1

      Ask an englishmen for a recipie.

      Reminds me of a sign my friend from Italy had over his desk in Grad Schoool.

      Heaven is where
      the Police are British
      the Chefs are French
      the Auto Mechanics German
      the lovers Italian
      and it's all organized by the Swiss.

      Hell is where the
      The Police are German
      the Chefs are British
      the Auto Mechanics French
      the lovers Swiss
      and it's all organized by the Italians.

      --

      Truth: If it's not one thing, it's another

    20. Re:Can someone help me convert here?? by Ctrl-Z · · Score: 1

      For example, take a pencil and paper and draw a line that's approximately one inch long. Easy, right? Now do the same for a centimeter. Still pretty easy, although if you're an American, you might be less confident about your estimate.

      Actually, coming from a confessed non-American, I would have a much easier time drawing a centimetre -long line than an inch-long one. To get the inch-long line, I would just make one 2.5 times longer than the other. :-)

      --
      www.timcoleman.com is a total waste of your time. Never go there.
    21. Re:Can someone help me convert here?? by frankie · · Score: 1
      "America will never use the metric sytem"?

      Nope, that sounds more like Ronald Reagan. Franklin thought metric was a great idea.

    22. Re:Can someone help me convert here?? by be-fan · · Score: 1

      Of course, with metric units, its much less likely that you'll make conversion errors. It's kind of hard to make a mistake dividing/multiplying by 10. The problem with the calculator arguement is that calculators are really slow. I can do scaling in my head in the metric system, but I can't do that scaling with imperial units. Restorting to the calculator to do scalings is extremely tedious and time consuming. Of course, this isn't a problem in CAD, but doing quick sketches becomes irritating in imperial units.

      --
      A deep unwavering belief is a sure sign you're missing something...
    23. Re:Can someone help me convert here?? by HuguesT · · Score: 1

      Specific impulse is measured in seconds no matter what system you use, imperial or metric.

    24. Re:Can someone help me convert here?? by Chris+Y+Taylor · · Score: 2, Informative

      "Specific impulse is measured in seconds no matter what system you use, imperial or metric."

      Not true! In metric the unit of specific impulse (Isp) of a rocket is Newton*second/kilogram.

      The real unit of specific impulse in Imperial is lb*s/lb where the pounds on top are pounds of force and the pounds on the bottom are pounds of mass. Pounds of force and pounds of mass are NOT the same thing and cannot really be canceled out because they are different units (if it helps think of it as lb*s/slug), but everyone cheats and cancels them out anyway because they sound similar. It may seem shocking that rocket scientists would do something so wrong, but I have only found one person (some anal retentive guy at JPL) in all of rocket science who regularly uses the real Imperial units of Isp.

      You can only measure Isp in seconds if you use Imperial and cheat on the pound/pound cancellation but even otherwise metric loving European rocket scientists use the Imperial "seconds of Isp" convention. Metric rocket scientists prefer to use exhaust velocity (which basically measures the same thing) rather than Isp to characterize their rockets so they don't have to ruin the purity of their metricness.

      I admit that exhaust velocity would SEEM to be the better way to go, but for some strange reason rockets seem to blow up more when you use it. The reliability of specific impulse measured rockets compared with exhaust velocity measured rockets may be due to the fact that exhaust velocity is an elegant term to use theoretically, but specific impulse its easier to measure experimentally on an engine test stand (divide the thrust by propellant mass flow to get Isp). Preference to specific impulse would suggest that the rocket calculations had been done by someone who has spent a lot of time experimenting. All other things being equal an engine that has been tested more will be more reliable. Whatever the reason, don't buy a rocket from a guy that insists on using Ve rather than Isp. I would make an exception for V2s.

    25. Re:Can someone help me convert here?? by HuguesT · · Score: 1

      Sorry, I've done a lot of classical physics in my time. I think your formula for Isp is wrong. Do you have a reference?

      I have a book by G. Dyson right here that says that specific impulsion is `propellant exhaust velocity divided by the acceleration of gravity', i.e in units (m.s^-1)/(m.s^-2) = s.

      A quick Google search returns the following link. In there it says that

      Isp= Force/(mass flow rate * acceleration of gravity). In units this is:

      (N/(kg.s^-1 . m.s^-2). As you know the Newton is the kg.m.s^-2. The whole expression evaluates to s

      So there you go, there is no funny play with pounds of thrust vs. pounds of mass, not only do you get Isp in (s), you get there "legally".

      Where did you get your information, are you a rocket scientist? I'm from Europe and I've always seen Isp in seconds. Strangely (not), both European and US rocket scientists have exactly the same values for Isp for various propellants as the second is the same in both sides of the Atlantic.

      Cheers.

    26. Re:Can someone help me convert here?? by Chris+Y+Taylor · · Score: 2, Informative

      To answer your last question first. I am not really a rocket scientist. I am doing some research on space propulsion, but it is beamed propulsion not rocket propulsion. Saying that you are a rocketless scientist just makes people look at you funny, though. Besides I am an engineer not a scientst. But I do have a fairly good understanding of rockets even though I am trying to make them obsolete.

      If you have done a lot of classical physics, then you should know what impulse is. In engineering, whenever you see "specific" in front of an engineering term it means that value has been normalized by dividing it by some other important system variable. This technique allows easy comparison between otherwise different things. For example looking at the Fuel Consumption of an unknown engine doesn't tell you how efficient that engine is. What might be great for a drag racer would be terrible for a lawn mower. By dividing the fuel flow by the power of the engine, though, you get Specific Fuel Consumption; that tells you how much fuel the mystery engine is burning per horsepower produced. So you now have a variable that can give meaningful efficiency information regardless of how big the engine is; it works just as well for lawn mowers as for automobiles. The "specific" in Specific Impulse tells you that the impulse imparted to the rocket is normalized to the fuel consumed. So, as you would expect, Specific Impulse has units of Impulse divided by Mass and can be calculated from the impulse the rocket receives divided by the fuel burned in producing that impulse. In reality, it is usually determined by looking at the thrust of the engine (Force) divided by the rate of fuel consumption (Mass per unit time); it gives you the same answer and is easier to measure. Impulse has metric units of Newton*seconds, which should reduce to kg*m/s. Mass has units of kg. So specific impulse (impulse delivered / mass of fuel) should reduce to m/s... not s. And that makes sense because I previously mentioned that Metric loving European rocket scientists often prefer the use Exhaust Velocity rather than Specific Impulse as their figure of merit and that that was OK because they were basically doing the same thing. It is not surprising then that Isp and Ve would have the same units (if you really did Isp units correctly, which is not done).

      I am certainly not saying G Dyson is stupid, but perhaps he is giving the "babies are brought by the stork" level of explanation. That is done surprisingly often in aerospace because sometimes the real explanation is both unimportant and very difficult to understand (it IS rocket science). Most school textbooks just tell the kids that the shape of the airfoil forces the air to faster over the top of the wing than the bottom and that makes it generate lift. A few will explain Bernoulli's equation. And most kids go home happy. Very few kids think to ask what is special about an airfoil that forces the air to go faster on the top so why bore the 9,999 others by trying to explain the Kutta condition. Instead, let the one curious one go get a degree in aeronautical engineering.

      As for references, I went looking for them. At first I found NOTHING to support my derivation and I thought that perhaps it had been too long since I did any rocket calculations and that my memory was going bad. Finally I found the following two references that support my claim (and my perhaps not completely faulty memory):

      http://www.hq.nasa.gov/office/pao/History/SP-440 4/ app-b8.htm
      (look down to the section on Specific Impulse)

      and

      http://yarchive.net/space/rocket/specific_impuls e. html

      Fortunately one of them is from NASA, and despite some of their screw ups that I like to give them a hard time about they still have some people who know rocket science. I did find enough webpages that throw that darn gee-sub-cee in there that I am going to have to double check some things. I suspect that the people that are arguing for usin

    27. Re:Can someone help me convert here?? by Chris+Y+Taylor · · Score: 1

      Those links seem to have spaces in them that you have to remove to get them to work properly. One is right before "html" and the other is between "/" and "app". If you use them you'll see what I mean; my browser sticks "%20" where the offending space was.

    28. Re:Can someone help me convert here?? by HuguesT · · Score: 1

      I don't want to make it a religious issue, but my interpretation is that if you want to use Isp, it should be in (s), and you can use both metric and Imperial measurements. In Imperial you must use pounds of thrust and pounds of mass, in metric your formula is slightly different because you must use Newtows and kilograms, but there is a (g) correcting factor so that eventually everything evaluates to the *same* values on both sides of the Atlantic.

      Do you agree with that?

  36. With apologies... by bananahammock · · Score: 0

    Lou: So what is the name of the other balance technique device?
    Bud: Exactly

  37. Re:Millenium Project Up an Running by CanadaDave · · Score: 1
    How can counting the number of silicon atoms in a perfectly spherical crystal of silicon be exact? First of all, how can you make a perfect sphere of silicon. If there want to do it this way wouldn't it make sense to use something inherently spherical like a Buckeyball?


    And why is this sample in France deteriorating anyways? Don't they keep it in a vacuum (purged periodically with Helium)?

  38. Re:That's why I like the pound by krisp · · Score: 1, Interesting
    A pound is a measure of weight. A kilogram is a measure of mass. here
    is a page describing the difference between weight and mass.

    But for those of us who don't like to click:
    1) Mass is a measurement of the amount of matter something contains, while Weight is the measurement of the pull of gravity on an object.
  39. Why is it losing mass? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I wonder why the standard is decaying. Seems like it would be one of three things:
    1) sublimation
    2) radioactive decay
    3) desorption of surface films

    Sublimation being metal atoms going directly from the solid to the gaseous state. Metals have extremely low vapor pressures, but maybe after 100+ years enough metal has evaporated to make a difference.

    Radioactive decay could be from trace impurities of radioactive elements in the standard.

    Finally, perhaps the original standard had a film of something adsorbed to its surface, and that film is slowly desorbing.

    1. Re:Why is it losing mass? by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      The froggies are stealing bits of it.

      --
      Confucius say, "Find worm in apple - bad. Find half a worm - worse."
  40. Dust? Fingerprints? by rebelcool · · Score: 1
    I always thought it was odd the kilo was based on a metal bar. Unless the bar is perfectly clean - no dust, and no fingerprints - you will face weight discrepancies from year to year.

    Basically you would have to keep the bar in a hermetically sealed vacuum where it couldn't accumulate any dust or outgassing from its container. This is probably why its 'losing' weight. Perhaps it had some fingerprints or other smudges on it that have eventually evaporated away.

    --

    -

    1. Re:Dust? Fingerprints? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Imagine if someone sneezed on it. It would get heavier. The whole worlds weights and measures screwed up because of a booger!

    2. Re:Dust? Fingerprints? by Muhammar · · Score: 1

      One of the things that Pt-Ir absorbs very easily is hydrogen. We do not know if the casting of the cylinder in 1889 was not done under reducing conditions.

      The other possible strongly-absorbing substances are thiols [R-S-H compounds]. These are frequent stinky volatiles of biogenic origin. Maybe this silversmith had a flatulence problem or liked hard-boiled eggs on his sandwich.

      Maybe they should make the new standart from isotopicly pure, mildly radioactive material with very long decay halftime. By measuring the produced radiation, they would be able to tell how much material they have.

      [Be careful with these standards - it takes only 7.5 kg sphere of Pu239...]

      --
      I doubt that we will ever figure out - and I suspect that even if we did figure out we couldn't do much about it
    3. Re:Dust? Fingerprints? by Tenebrious1 · · Score: 1

      This is probably why its 'losing' weight. Perhaps it had some fingerprints or other smudges on it that have eventually evaporated away.

      Nah, it's those sneaky scientists trying to make an easy buck. Keep an eye out, I'm sure someone will spot the missing molecules being sold on ebay.

      --
      -- If god wanted me to have a sig, he'd have given me a sense of humor.
  41. The mystery unit? by Midajo · · Score: 1

    There are only 7 base SI units (meter, kilogram, second, ampere, kelvin, and candela)

    Sould, you're killing me! What's the seventh unit? Is it the mole?

    1. Re:The mystery unit? by sould · · Score: 4, Funny
      Is it the mole?


      I can't reveal its identity for this precise reason.


      Yes - there is a mole in the base S.I. units - but I can't tell you it's name. Its been on a secret long term sleeper mission - to liberate the S.I. units and term them into "Freedom Units"

  42. Re:My pee smells... from asparagus? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I've never exactly examined the smell of my pee but I live on a lake I do a lot of water skiing during the summer... What's this strange pee you speak of? I am confused. Befuddled. Dildo in my butt.

  43. One Kilogram's Worth by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Many scientists believe that the most elegant way to define the kilogram is by counting out a kilo's worth of atoms of an element.

    Like duh. How else would you do it?

  44. I wonder if the new guy is wiping the kg too hard by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

    There used to be a custodian of the kilogram whose job it was to wipe the dust and oxidation off the mass with a chamois before it was used. It had to be done just right-too little pressure and the kg would have some stuff left on it and weigh more. He retired a few years back, so i wonder how it's done now. Also, apparently there had to always be two people to handle the kg, one to carry and another to catch it.

  45. Imperial Measures Grow on You. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You are right about the imperial system being defined in terms of SI. However I find that where I am familiar with both the imperial and metric measure, the imperial one is usually easier to understand.

    No mystery why. The imperial is just one of the many systems that grew over centuries in europe and the world to measure things that ordinary people actually use. The metric system was made up by a few revolutionary frenchmen over a shortish period and held hostage to a fetish about the number 10. Over time it has been updated only for very technical reasons.

    1. Re:Imperial Measures Grow on You. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Do you have any idea how many types of ounces there are? American, British, Troy, Avacpalous, Liquid. It's enough to make you want to kill yourself.

    2. Re:Imperial Measures Grow on You. by steffl · · Score: 1

      "the imperial one is usually easier to understand"

      ???

      I bet you also have some kind of imperial measurement of 'easier' :-)

      erik

      --
      ...all excited, don't know why...
    3. Re:Imperial Measures Grow on You. by Hognoxious · · Score: 1
      You are right about the imperial system being defined in terms of SI.
      Actually redefined. Originally things were defined by the length of the King's arm, or the men going to Church standing heel to toe. They didn't really have the tools to measure the wavelength of spectral lines in those days, but the units they did have were fine for the purposes they were used for.
      --
      Confucius say, "Find worm in apple - bad. Find half a worm - worse."
    4. Re:Imperial Measures Grow on You. by jrumney · · Score: 1
      Do you have any idea how many types of ounces there are? American, British, Troy, Avacpalous, Liquid.
      I prefer the Jamaican ounce myself.
  46. registration free link by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    Didn't see one of these yet (but of course there will be one posted right before I submit this...):

    http://www.nytimes.com/2003/05/27/science/27KILO.h tml?ex=1054612800&en=a5e16828b6cf309b&ei=5062&part ner=GOOGLE

  47. That's easy! by sprprsnmn · · Score: 3, Funny

    One kilogram is equal to the weight of 1/256th of a VW beetle! Simple as that! Silly French.

    1. Re:That's easy! by Zan+Zu+from+Eridu · · Score: 1

      Knowing the french they would never, never take a german car for a standard! It would definitely have to be a Citroën 2CV!

  48. Why not use diamond? by Jeremy+Erwin · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Is there any physical reason (other than that small matter of cost ) that crafting a new kilogram (or more likely, gram) out of diamond would not be an ideal solution?

    BTW, theNational Physical Institute has a FAQ on its Pl-Ir standard kilo.

    1. Re:Why not use diamond? by addaon · · Score: 3, Informative

      Diamond spontaneously decays into graphite... no mass change, I suppose, but it has different absorption of gasses from the air, and different density (matters if they measure mass through weight in an atmosphere). Gold is much more long-lasting.

      --

      I've had this sig for three days.
    2. Re:Why not use diamond? by Jeremy+Gray · · Score: 4, Informative

      The same problems are still there, regardless of material. Changing the composition doesn't change the fact that there is only one standard in only one laboratory, that stray particles and cleaning will affect its mass upon measurement, and that the standard may be damaged in some way.

      The other solutions presented as candidates to replace the standard rely on invariant physical constants, i.e. Avogadro's number. Distance and time standards are already defined in this way, from the speed of light and the frequency of a two-state cesium transition in the microwave region.

      This shifts the accuracy of the standard from it's care and maintenance to the measurement of constants, with the added benefit of any appropriately equipped laboratory being able to measure the standard.

    3. Re:Why not use diamond? by SEE · · Score: 1

      Yes, there's a very serious problem. Diamonds are not stable at STP, only metastable; over time, it turns to graphite. That would make the diamond even less reliable than platinum-iridium, which at least does not with time spontaneously change to another form that flakes off.

      A diamond is *not* forever.

    4. Re:Why not use diamond? by skjernaa · · Score: 1

      If (or rather "when") they change the definition I think it will be changed into something which (in principle) can be reproduced everywhere. To determine a second you just need a cesium atom, and then to determine a meter you just need some light and so on. These should be reproducible almost everywhere. A definition like "1 kg = 10^25 silicium atoms" whould fit this requirement.

    5. Re:Why not use diamond? by cperciva · · Score: 1

      Technically, the mass does change when diamond decays into graphite -- by 1.789240343(72) x 10^-10 %.

    6. Re:Why not use diamond? by msouth · · Score: 1

      Ok, but how do you know when you have 10^25 atoms of Si? Count?

      --
      Liberty uber alles.
    7. Re:Why not use diamond? by msouth · · Score: 1

      why is that? Just curious. E of the bond divided by c^2 doesn't seem like it could be a big enough factor. Or is this a joke that I am missing?

      --
      Liberty uber alles.
    8. Re:Why not use diamond? by William+Tanksley · · Score: 1

      You build a crystal of Si using the same methods documented originally until it's exactly as big around as the original turned out to be (using the SI definition of the meter).

      Personally, I like the watt scale definition, but the Si crystal isn't terrible. Either one takes a LOT of equipment and setup, but at least they're all independantly reproducible.

      -Billy

    9. Re:Why not use diamond? by Tjp($)pjT · · Score: 1

      Tungsten would be better. Resonably sure it is the lowest elemental vapor pressure there is. Easy enough to reproduce accurately. Just define the kilogram in terms of a specific size (just for grins suggest inch measurements for the initial draft :-) cube at a specific purity (100%) and measured at STP. Machine the cube with lasers and use optical measures for the finish. Heck IBM even moves tungsten around atom by atom. So you could very accurately fine tune the copies. Use tungsten and get the best of both worlds!

      Quantum mechanics allows that our physical constants aren't all that constant. In the future we'll have to move back to physical standards as some of our constants drift or we travel to other spots in our universe where they are just "wrong".

      --
      - Tjp

      I am in wallow with my inner money grubbing capitalistic pig. ... Oink!

    10. Re:Why not use diamond? by kavau · · Score: 1
      Distance and time standards are already defined in this way, from the speed of light and the frequency of a two-state cesium transition in the microwave region.

      Hence we also have a standard for energy: Energy is planck's constant times frequency, therefore the fundamental unit of energy is planck's constant divided by the unit of time. Furthermore, energy is mass times speed of light squared, hence we can define the fundamental unit of mass as the unit of energy divided by c squared. To summarize: m = h / ( t c^2 ).

      So what's all the fuss about?

  49. Go back to the old method!!! by jericho4.0 · · Score: 1

    I personly like the old idea, that a Kg is one liter of water, one liter = 10Cm^3. The article mentioned this was discarded because of the dificulty of working with water. Still, it has a lot of elegance, and links nicley with the concept of temurature.

    --
    "A language that doesn't affect the way you think about programming, is not worth knowing" - Alan Perlis
    1. Re:Go back to the old method!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      links nicley with the concept of temurature

      Ignoring the two spelling errors you managed to make in the last 8 words of your post (25% error ratio, not bad!), you've actually hit the nail on the head. A litre of water at what temperature? The density of water changes with temperature (at its densest at about 4C, IIRC, which is why rivers and lakes don't freeze). Also, what about impurities? What about the ratio of heavy hydrogen and/or heavy oxygen in the water?

      The fact of the matter is, a litre of water is not "elegant" - it's messy. It would be better to define a gram as, for example, "n" atoms of Carbon-12 (where the value of "n" is left as an exercise for the reader).

    2. Re:Go back to the old method!!! by jonadab · · Score: 1

      Then you have to define it in terms of temperature and pressure,
      which is a big pain.

      What I don't understand is why they don't just define it as the mass
      of some specific number of standard water molecules. (Or molecules
      of some other substance, or some number of protons, or whatever.)

      --
      Cut that out, or I will ship you to Norilsk in a box.
  50. In other news by djupedal · · Score: 5, Funny

    The only known quantity of Unobtainium (UB238) has gone missing.

    The 1 kilo square block was being held in Brussels awaiting return to Brazil, where it was originally unearthed.

    It was determined that the physical stability of the material was being affected by being moved from it's original location, that of being south of the equator. Investigators are anxious to reclaim the material in hopes of stabalizing it's rumored flux in mass. The UB238 was being packaged for transit, when it suddenly dissapeared from the shipping room counter. The rumor that it had created, and subsequently fallen into, a 'portable black hole' was discounted by investigators on the scene.

    Once the Unobtainium is recovered, and returned to Brazil, it can be weighed and certified as a replacement for the Pt-Ir cylinder that is kept in France, and measured annually, representing the kilo standard for the world.

    MPEG at 11.

    1. Re:In other news by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I wonder where the original Itanium Processor went...

    2. Re:In other news by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Drug dealers from the Comando Vermelho in the favela Rocinha are in possession of the UB238, using it to weight dope.

  51. Reference to a standard by toxic666 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    It seems they should just reference the kilogram to a standard, such as x,xxx,xxx,xxx Si (28 isotope) atoms. This would eliminate the complications trying to build a standard, duplicate it and correct for earth's gravitational variations at the time and place of checking physical reference mass (not weight, to which the article alluded). Keep in mind the kilogram is a measure of mass, and not weight. That is why maintaining a physical standard requires correcting for gravity at the location's, time, elevation, tide, (add geophysical conditions, ad nauseum) of measurement.

    If we are maintaing a physical chunk of alloy as the standard, it's time to decide on a more precise measurement, like we did with the meter long ago.

    1. Re:Reference to a standard by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Um. That's the whole point of this article.

    2. Re:Reference to a standard by whatparadox · · Score: 1

      Who here didn't read?
      A project is under way to test that with gold atoms. But the sheer number of atoms in a kilogram, a number with roughly 25 digits in it, makes that approach unfeasible for the foreseeable future

    3. Re:Reference to a standard by stevelinton · · Score: 1

      The problem is that to be acceptable, such a shift mustn't change the actual value of the kilogram by more than the current uncertainty in it (about 1 part in 100 million). Hence several efforts underway to try and determine a suitable value for x,xxx,xxx,xxx, in other words to determine Avogadro's number to one part in 100 million.

    4. Re:Reference to a standard by egomaniac · · Score: 1

      It would be more efficient of you to tape a big sign to your forehead with the words "Look at me! I didn't read the article!" on it.

      A) The scientists working on this are not idiots. There's a fairly good possibility that one of the thousands of people working in the field might have thought of that idea already.

      B) The article might also have spelled that out, had you cared to read it.

      C) A standard doesn't do any good if you have no way of measuring it. As soon as you have a way of accurately and reproducably counting 10,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 atoms, be sure to let us know.

      --
      ZFS: because love is never having to say fsck
  52. small (almost meaningless) correction by Jeremy+Erwin · · Score: 1

    Oops. should be the National Physical Laboratory.

    I really must get around to learning to read someday.

  53. Change in Gravitational Constant? by chris_sawtell · · Score: 1
    Is it possible that this minute change in the weight of the Pt/Ir ingot is caused by the non-solid core of the Earth being slowly rearranged, thus changing the gravitational constant where the 1kg ingot is stored?

    What has happened to the weight of the other ingots mentioned in the article?

    1. Re:Change in Gravitational Constant? by LastToKnow · · Score: 4, Informative

      a kilogram is, however, a measure of mass, not weight. it is therefore unaffected (if properly measured) by the force of gravity.

    2. Re:Change in Gravitational Constant? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How are they measuring it? They can only measure it by reference to force... thus, gravity would have something to do it, no?

    3. Re:Change in Gravitational Constant? by egomaniac · · Score: 1

      Haven't you ever used a balance scale? Yes, it requires some gravity to operate, but it gives the same results whether you're on Earth or the moon.

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    4. Re:Change in Gravitational Constant? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Tie it to a piece of string, and swing it around horizontally. The force you have to exert in keeping the string close to your body at a set period of rotation could be used to calculate the mass.

      Or fire it with a set velocity at a person with a known weight. The velocity of reference weight + person after the collision would give the mass.

      etc
      etc

  54. My preference in fluctuating weight standards... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    Is the Oprah

  55. Define Plank's Constant? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    I thought if they would "define" Plank's constant instead of measuring it, the kilogram would fall out of this. This is similar to how they now "define" what the speed of light is instead of measuring it.

    1. Re:Define Plank's Constant? by Dr.+Spork · · Score: 4, Informative
      What? We don't define the speed of light. Definitions are up to us, and the speed of light is fortunately not. We define how long a second is, and we define what a meter is in terms of seconds and the speed of light. But we don't define the speed of light. That's just given by nature, and that's why it's so useful.

      The same deal with Plack's constat. It's value is not up to us, but up to nature. "Defining" it would be like defining pi as 3.

    2. Re:Define Plank's Constant? by clambake · · Score: 1

      "Defining" it would be like defining pi as 3.

      Which is perfectly valid when counting in base 1/3pi.

    3. Re:Define Plank's Constant? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The speed of light is defind as 300.000 km/s. The light moves with a speed slightly lower, depending on thats it is moving in, naturly (but always slower).

      Btw. the bibel used pi as 3 (they knew it was wrong, but...)

    4. Re:Define Plank's Constant? by Integrator · · Score: 1

      Check a very recent science book. It is defined. It used to not be, the meter was. It got to the point where are ability to accurately measure the speed of light was restrcited by the definition of a meter. So they dumped the standard for the meter, and instead defined the speed of light. The second is already defined by an atom vibration count, so its accurate. Now, if you attempt to "measure" the speed of light, you are actually measureing distance. The meter is now just defineds as the distance light travels in a certain time period.

  56. Re:Reminds me of the changing definition of MegaBy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    When I was in school, I was taught that the standard method was to measure megs in base 10 for transmission (1000000 bits/bytes), and base 2 for storage (1048576 bits/bytes).

    Unless you're a hard drive manufacturer, in which case 10 gigs is in base 10. :-)

  57. i'm confused by n3k5 · · Score: 1
    Why not just define a kilogram in terms of 'x' number of Joules.
    Well, firstly, (kilo-)gram is a unit for mass, while Joule is not, so you can't define one as the multiple of the other. Secondly, which Joule are you talking about? Isn't it defined as m2*kg/sec2 or something like that, thus depending on the kilogram? Sure, the length of a second and of a metre are defined, so you could reconstruct the 'ur-kilogram', if you had an 'ur-Joule'. But as this would be a quantity of energy, I doubt something like that would exist? And how is the constant c supposed to help you there?
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    1. Re:i'm confused by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You redefine the Joule, and let 1 kg = c^2 Joules.

    2. Re:i'm confused by madcow_ucsb · · Score: 2, Informative

      Apparantly you skipped physics class. E=m*c^2.

      But on your 2nd point, you're right. A joule is defined based on a kg, not the other way around.

    3. Re:i'm confused by gibodean · · Score: 1

      I think it's because a Joule is a unit for energy.

      And E=mc^2

      Hence, knowing c (Speed of light) you can convert easily between the other two.

    4. Re:i'm confused by n3k5 · · Score: 1
      But on your 2nd point, you're right.
      I'm also right on my 1st point. If E=m*c^2, mass can _not_ be defined as a multiple of energy ;-p Anyway, thanks for reminding me of how they are related and what c has to do with it, that formula had kind of gotten swapped out of my cache.
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    5. Re:i'm confused by n3k5 · · Score: 1
      You redefine the Joule, and let 1 kg = c^2 Joules.
      Oh, that's brilliant! You solved the problem of making the kilogram reproducible, at the mere cost of introducing the new problem of making the Joule reproducible. Now you just have to explain to us dumb non-scientists why this second problem is o much easier to solve.
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    6. Re:i'm confused by n3k5 · · Score: 1

      Thanks for the info (see there), but that doesn't really help (see there).

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  58. Re:Reminds me of the changing definition of MegaBy by BrokenHalo · · Score: 1

    I know, I tried to explain to my wife that a megahertz is 1,048,576 times as painful as a stubbed toe the other day, but she didn't buy it...

  59. it is all silly anyway -- there's a better idea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Max Planck came up with an idea (in 1899!) for a system of measurement that really avoids all of these silly restrictions.

    His idea: base all measurements of fundamental CONSTANTS like Planck length, c, etc.

    The place where I saw this: www.planck.com.

    1. Re:it is all silly anyway -- there's a better idea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      One problem with Planck units as fundamental units (other than their uselessly small size) is that they're based (in part) on Newton's gravitational constant, which is not known to a very high precision.

  60. water is no good by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    several problems

    1) ultra-pure water (which, amongst other things like really-hard-to-get, have an insane amount of surface tension, which means it's really-hard-to-work-with)

    2) a container that is completely flat on all six sides (or five, but if only five, then you have to worry about below), and measured to atomic-precision dimensions

    3) muniscus of the water

    4) make sure there is no reaction between the water and surrounding container

    5) make sure water does not evaporate

    there are more, but I am gonna stop.

    I have to say, if volt is really related to kg, then a volt can be represented in electorn-volt proportions, which then can in turn pump out the kg. but whatever.

  61. Re:I can't believe by bigberk · · Score: 1
    ...that some people actually gives a rat's ass on what the current kilogram is based upon. It's 1000 grams.
    Well kind of. The kilogram is an interesting SI unit because it is the kilogram and not the gram that is the base unit. Weird, huh?

    I think my favourite SI unit is the Newton (unit of force)... holy crap, I just realized have no life.
  62. yeah it's a mess by Trepidity · · Score: 4, Informative

    The various prefixes -- kilo, Mega, Giga, and so on -- are very precisely defined SI prefixes that have been in common use in the sciences for quite some time now. In computing though, 1024 bytes was originally termed a "kilobyte" because it was very close to an actual "kilo" of bytes (1000 bytes), and so was a convenient term to use. In other computer-related disciplines though, in particular engineering, the correct SI usage prevailed, so your 128 kbps mp3s actually have 128000 bits per second, not 128 * 1024.

    The big problem is that 2^(10x) and 10^(3x) diverge as x increases: 1024 is 2.4% more than 1000, 1048576 is 4.9% more than 1000000, 1073741824 is 7.4% more than 1000000000, and so on. So obviously the "close enough" thing is getting less and less true -- when there's a 10% difference between the two measurements they're not even close enough for everyday colloquial speech.

    So the solution of both the SI and the IEEE is to reassert the original meanings of the SI prefixes (kilo = 1000, Mega = 1000000, etc.), but to add new base-2 prefixes in recognition of their usefulness in computing. These are kibi, Mebi, Gibi, etc. (basically the same as the SI prefixes but with the last two letters replaced by "bi"). Their standard abbreviations are the same as for the SI prefixes, but with a lowercase 'i' appended (so ki, Mi, Gi, etc.).

    The conversion is obviously nowhere near complete, and irritates some computer people who don't want to change the terms we've been using for decades, but this seems to be the only really reasonable way of doing things. The only other two options are to either force the rest of the sciences to change to use the base-2 definitions (which is obviously not going to happen, and they got there first anyway), or to maintain the current ambiguity, which is also obviously undesirable.

    1. Re:yeah it's a mess by Waffle+Iron · · Score: 5, Funny
      I think that these base-2 units are confusing because their names look too much like the base-10 units and because their magnitudes are too close.

      A better way would be to invent an all new imperial-style system for measuring computer storage. That way, there would be no chance for confusion with any base-10 system. For example:

      korb = 3 bytes
      fleb = 12 korbs
      splin = 20 fleeb
      fnit = 6 splins
      Fnit = 6000 splins
      frush = 48 fnits
      watz = 18 frushes (19.5 frushes in the U.K.)
      spoff = 480 watzen
      nurm = 320 spoffs
      long nurm = 80 nurm
      munnel = 24 long nurm

      This system easily covers storage capacities up to today's confusingly named "petabyte". Plus, there's no ambiguity about what you're measuring. Any of these units implies bytes of storage, which is a much cleaner solution.

      The computer I'm using now has 71+29/32 watzes of system memory and 44+10/16 spoffs of disk space. There's no confusion about fuzzy definitions of "mega" with that measurement.

    2. Re:yeah it's a mess by Microlith · · Score: 1

      They could have chosen something better to replace "ga" than "bi."

      It feels like I'm mumbling when I say "Gibibytes," "Mebibytes," and "kibibytes."

    3. Re:yeah it's a mess by Anonymous+Freak · · Score: 1

      Yes, but is that in U.K. watzen, or U.S. watzen?

      Personally, I remember the good old days when computers had so little storage that we didn't need to worry about this at all.

      Like Bill Gates said, "3+4/25 frush ought to be enough for everybody!"

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    4. Re:yeah it's a mess by Kymermosst · · Score: 1

      The big problem is that the new prefixes sound... well, stupid.

      mebibytes sounds too much like "maybe-bytes" (maybe not...)

      kibibits sounds like "kibbles and bits" (feed your pets, anyone?)

      gibibytes just sounds like baby-talk. Hell, all of them sound like mumbling.

      The thing was, when I was growing up, if kilo or mega (we didn't have giga-anything back then) were prefixed to bits, bytes, words, pages, etc., you knew it was 2^10, 2^20, etc. That was before hard disks and hard disk marketing.

      If you're going to replace the prefixes, at least pick something that sounds cool. I don't have any suggestions, but I'll be damned if I say kibi, mebi, and gibi. If that means I have to work in my minor field to get a job... well... hmmm...

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    5. Re:yeah it's a mess by chroma · · Score: 1

      This was actually a funny post.

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    6. Re:yeah it's a mess by clambake · · Score: 3, Funny

      The computer I'm using now has 71+29/32 watzes.

      Are those watzen in UK frushes or US frushi? Ah, man this is so confusing! I say we all go back to counting in base-L.

    7. Re:yeah it's a mess by pen · · Score: 1
      Actually, "kilobyte" came into existence from incorrect interpretation of "Kbytes", which was not supposed to be an abbreviation.

      Sorry, but I can't find the URL of the page where I originally read this...

    8. Re:yeah it's a mess by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, but how fast is your processor?

    9. Re:yeah it's a mess by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, imperial vs. metric aside, people do not realize, that kilogram is actually 1024 gram, and the minute is 64 seconds ...

    10. Re:yeah it's a mess by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There are standard prefixes for the powers of 2^10:

      • 2^10 kibi Ki kilobinary: (2^10 )^1
      • 2^20 mebi Mi megabinary: (2^10 )^2
      • 2^30 gibi Gi gigabinary: (2^10 )^3
      • etc.

      See http://physics.nist.gov/cuu/Units/binary.html for details, history, etc.

    11. Re:yeah it's a mess by ChrisMaple · · Score: 1

      Are these 6, 7, 8, or 9 bits per byte?

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    12. Re:yeah it's a mess by firewrought · · Score: 1
      The only other two options are... to maintain the current ambiguity, which is also obviously undesirable.

      You're going to have to create a lot of ambiguity to get to your Gibi heaven. Is the small benefit to pedantisism really worth the cost of conversion? This is one standard that I'm happy to ignore.

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  63. Re:That's why I like the pound by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Actually, the mass of an object is a measurement of the object's inertia. Also, weight is a measurement of force.

  64. Ahh yes...temurature by djupedal · · Score: 1

    temurature: The contextual act of temuring water until it feels smooth to the touch.

    Not to be confused with pemurature, which is commonly known as the feeling one gets when confronted with the undeniable stench of a rotting 'pemura' (Canadian Woodchuck), left to bake under the porch, during a long July afternoon in Toronto.

  65. Why aren't things as heavy in the future? by jerryasher · · Score: 1

    Is there a problem with the earth's gravitational pull? Fallout from the atomic wars?

    1. Re:Why aren't things as heavy in the future? by MegaHamsterX · · Score: 1

      Sorry you lose, noone on slashdot caught that :-)

    2. Re:Why aren't things as heavy in the future? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not everyone. A shame none-the-less.

    3. Re:Why aren't things as heavy in the future? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      1.21 Giga Watts?!?!?!

    4. Re:Why aren't things as heavy in the future? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Roads? Where we're going we don't need roads!

  66. if _kilo_gram is base by Compenguin · · Score: 3, Insightful

    What i've never understood is since the kilogram is the base unit why didn't they just call it the gram?

    1. Re:if _kilo_gram is base by wheany · · Score: 1

      Because the gram is such a small mass that it is difficult to make a precise standard mass.

    2. Re:if _kilo_gram is base by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      You don't get it. He's asking why the kilogram isn't just called a gram. He's not asking why the gram isn't the current base unit.

    3. Re:if _kilo_gram is base by edgecrusher · · Score: 1

      My guess is that it's probably more accurate to divide down than multiply up when measuring mass.

      What I'd like to know is how they measure the kilogram, since it's a base unit. Distance can be easily measured using a light speed constant; Newtons aren't as constant as light due to gravitational shifts.

      Maybe I'm missing something here...

    4. Re:if _kilo_gram is base by amorsen · · Score: 3, Interesting
      At first the gram was the base unit. However, try deriving the other units from that, and you will see that units like Volt come out with inconvenient sizes for everyday measurements. So they changed to the kilogram without inventing a new name for it. This is quite unfortunate for several reasons, including the fact that everyone abbreviates it to just kilo. Also, what do you call 1000 kg? A kilokilogram? A megagram? No: A (metric) ton.

      Incidentally, there will always be some units that end up with inconvenient sizes. Try going to your local electronics store and asking for a 1F capacitor.

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    5. Re:if _kilo_gram is base by Lao-Tzu · · Score: 1

      Yes, you are missing something. A kilogram is a unit of mass, not weight. Mass is independant of gravitational forces, always measured relative to other known masses. Weight is measured based upon force and newtons. A scale in your bathroom measures weight with a spring, and hence is susceptible to gravitational shifts. A mass balance measures mass with a set of known masses, which are constant regardless of the gravitational forces (though a balance, as a tool, doesn't work too well without some gravitational forces).

    6. Re:if _kilo_gram is base by eht · · Score: 3, Interesting

      My local electronics store has 1F capacitors, huge things they are and on the expensive side, and quite a number of car audio places have them so you can make your car sound more annoying to other people.

      Acrylic Sounds even has 10 Farad caps for sale.

    7. Re:if _kilo_gram is base by amorsen · · Score: 1

      Wow.

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    8. Re:if _kilo_gram is base by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A megagram (Mg) is correct.

    9. Re:if _kilo_gram is base by p3d0 · · Score: 1

      No no, the question is, why not take what we now call the "kilogram" (you know, that mass unit that weighs roughly 2.2 pounds on Earth) and just call it the "gram"?

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    10. Re:if _kilo_gram is base by Free+Bird · · Score: 1

      I have even used 10 Farad capicators in practice... They're not *that* big, actually, if you don't build a giant box around them...

    11. Re:if _kilo_gram is base by amorsen · · Score: 1

      Because the gram is a widespread unit already. You are a few hundred years late with that suggestion.

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    12. Re:if _kilo_gram is base by p3d0 · · Score: 1
      Good grief, people have no immagination.

      First, it's "because the gram is too small". Then it's "because the kilogram is already established". Do I need to spell it out? Why didn't they do it that way in the first place?

      This exact same thing happened last time I asked the same question. I never got a good answer that time either.

      For the love of God, to whoever is planning to reply to this, I would appreciate it if you please don't look for another fault in how the question is phrased. I'm not interested. Just answer it.

      Sheesh.

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    13. Re:if _kilo_gram is base by amorsen · · Score: 1

      They did not know the gram was too small. They made what they thought was a perfectly good system based on the gram. When they started to use derived units in other things like electricity, it was discovered that the derived units get inconvenient in a gram-based system. The answer is simply that today we know it would have been better if the gram had been bigger.

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    14. Re:if _kilo_gram is base by p3d0 · · Score: 1

      Ok, that's fair enough, assuming it's the real explanation.

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  67. in Earth sea-level context they're interchangeable by Trepidity · · Score: 1

    You can use a pound as a unit of mass simply by specifying that the context is Earth sea-level. In some sense "weight in a fixed gravitational field" and "mass" are equivalent concepts.

  68. Hrm by delmoi · · Score: 1

    Well, c already defines the meter.

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  69. Oh no! by Keitarou · · Score: 2

    From the article:
    Dr. Becker is leading a team of international researchers seeking to redefine the kilogram as a number of atoms of a selected element. Other scientists, including researchers at the National Institute of Standards and Technology in Washington, are developing a competing measurement system, based on the imperial system, which will be defined using a complex mechanism known as the watt balance.

    Damnit! I thought that this is the chance to kill the imperial system, but those crazy americans are using the metric flaw in order to promote their inferior system!
    It just furstrates me again and again..

  70. Atom and His Package said it best by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    (Lord It's Hard To Be Happy When You're Not) Using the Metric System - Atom and His Package

    12 inches per foot, two pints per quart, why don't we make it easy?
    The English system of measurement must relate to history.
    We can use units of 10 and convert with ease
    like all the other countries.
    I am in command, yes I am taking a stand from this disease we must be free. good god!

    You're drunk with your tradition that has no validity
    well I'm intoxicated with sports in metrics come drink a deciliter with me
    we want metrics
    we want it now
    we know we can win
    I weigh 170 pounds that's 90 kilograms
    see metrics can even make you thin

    all cool things are in metrics for example here's just one
    I've got my 9, well that's 9 millimeters, sounds cooler than my point two seventy inches gun.
    The president will not exist
    and they will call me communist
    and call me scum
    but its worth it Canadians will think we are smart or at least they will think we are not as dumb.

    your tradition that has no validity
    well I'm intoxicated with sports in metrics come drink a deciliter with me
    we want metrics
    we want it now
    we know we can win
    I weigh 170 pounds that's 90 kilograms
    see metrics can even make you thin

    the revolution is here we must overcome at last
    as we symbolically stick their fucking foot up their fucking ass
    guitar!

    Your tradition that has no validity
    well I'm intoxicated with sports in metrics come drink a deciliter with me
    we want metrics
    we want it now
    we know we can win
    I weigh 170 pounds that's 90 kilograms
    see metrics can even make me thin

  71. Volt is no longer defined by Kilogram by Dhrakar · · Score: 5, Informative

    The posted article, while interesting, is wrong about the volt being based on the Kilogram. Since about 1990, the volt is defined to be the voltage applied to a Josephson junction that produces a frequency of 483,597.9 GHz. This new standard was implemented in order to get away from relying on 'artifact' standards (such as the Kg cylinder). One quick source page on Josephson junctions (which completely revolutionized the field of Metrology back when I was a calibration tech in the AF) is:
    http://hyperphysics.phy-astr.gsu.edu/hbase/solids/ squid.html
    If I recall correctly, the eventual goal of the international standards organization was to find ways to define everything in terms of frequency/time since we can measure time so accurately/precisely.

    1. Re:Volt is no longer defined by Kilogram by inf0stud · · Score: 1

      Please use the correct lettercase to avoid confusion. It is never a (Kg) Kilogram. It is always a kilogram (kg). See US NIST.

      I used to have a computer with a milli-hertz (mHz) machine cycle.

    2. Re:Volt is no longer defined by Kilogram by vrt3 · · Score: 5, Insightful

      If the volt was based on the kilogram (and therefore a relationship exists between the two), and now volt is based on frequency, isn't it possible and wouldn't it be a good idea to base the kilogram on the volt? Then we don't need those perfect references anymore.

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    3. Re:Volt is no longer defined by Kilogram by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That kind of explains how they plan to derive kilograms from volts... It wouldn't do if volt was still defined in terms of kilograms, would it.

    4. Re:Volt is no longer defined by Kilogram by Bruce+Hollebone · · Score: 4, Informative

      That's exactly what the Watt Balance method favoured by the americain team does. The method also requires knowing the local gravity though. That's much harder to get correct.

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    5. Re:Volt is no longer defined by Kilogram by David+Roundy · · Score: 1

      Fortunately the local gravity itself can be measured in meters and seconds, so while it may be a pain, it poses no fundamental problem.

    6. Re:Volt is no longer defined by Kilogram by ibjhb · · Score: 1

      Would relativity play into the fact that these standards are being based on time?

    7. Re:Volt is no longer defined by Kilogram by Mac+Scientist · · Score: 1

      The standard Joseshson Volt is proportional to frequency, with the theoretical proportionality constant being h/2e [Planck constant/(2*electronic charge)]. That ratio was given an assigned number in 1990, chosen so that electrical power measurements in watts are as close as possible to mechanical power measurements. The decision was based on power measurements involving both units (and others). However, if the Kilogram keeps changing while the Volt stays the same, then eventually mechanical power will not equal electrical power. Thus, the "constants" appear to drift.

  72. Re:Reminds me of the changing definition of MegaBy by Art+Tatum · · Score: 1

    Actually, hard drive manufacturers have been using base 10 for quite some time now and not being entirely vocal about that fact. It works out to their advantage, after all. :-)

  73. "Zyphod! Incoming! It's the Americans!" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


    I see young Zyphod plays it safe.

  74. What is the standard for the pound? by Mafiew · · Score: 1

    I would assume that the pound needs some sort of accurate reference too so what is it? Or is it just defined in terms of what fraction of a kilogram the pound is?

    1. Re:What is the standard for the pound? by Malc · · Score: 1

      Pounds are defined in kilogrammes as that is the reference for mass. It's not a fraction of a kg as it is lighter.

      $ units
      1989 units, 71 prefixes, 32 nonlinear units

      You have: 1 kg
      You want: pound
      * 2.2046226
      / 0.45359237

    2. Re:What is the standard for the pound? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Only three countries, Burma, Liberia, and the U.S., still officially use the Imperial System as their primary set of measures.

      There is an international definition for the contemporary Imperial Units in terms of S.I.

      In 1866, the United States legalized Metric for use in trade in the United States. In 1893, the United States redefined its Imperial units in proportion to the S.I. units of that time. In 1959 increased accuracy in measurement led the National Bureau of Standards to switch to using the international S.I. definitions of the Imperial units instead of maintaining an independent United States definition.

    3. Re:What is the standard for the pound? by Ashtead · · Score: 1
      Up until sometime in 2001 or 2002 when they replaced the picture of Michael Faraday with the picture of Edward Elgar on the 20s, I guess one could say that a pound was 0.05 Farads....

      The weight pound corresponds to the weight of a mass of 0.454 kg. The pound as a unit is thus really a force unit, with the same dimension as the SI unit Newton. So 1 lb = 0.454 kg*9.81 m/s^2 = 4.45374 N.

      1 Pound-mass would thus be 0.454 kg, but the real mass unit defined for what I learned to know as "the English system", was a slug, which is the mass which gets an acceleration of 1 ft/s^2 when subjected to a force of 1 lb. This translates to something like 14.6 kg.

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    4. Re:What is the standard for the pound? by axxackall · · Score: 1
      I would assume that the pound needs some sort of accurate reference too

      Wrong assumption. The correct one: go for metrics.

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    5. Re:What is the standard for the pound? by Le+Marteau · · Score: 1

      The pound standard suffers from the same problem as the kilo standard: it fluctuates. According to my old Physics 101 text, the pound is defined as 1/284th of a Neal.

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    6. Re:What is the standard for the pound? by EndlessNameless · · Score: 1

      Pounds and kilograms have nothing to do with each other. One is a measure of force, and the other is a measure of mass. You can only compare them directly when gravity and electromagnetism are assumed to exert the same influence in all cases (which they generally won't dp if you vary either the time or place of measurement).

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  75. Re:My pee smells... from asparagus? by switched4OSX · · Score: 0, Troll

    Watersports, pfft. Dirty sanchez is where its at. Uknown German: Essen mein scheisse Cartman's Mom: Alrighty then

  76. It's "Dakota" by jdray · · Score: 1
    Just like North Dakoda is a state, South Dakoda is a state, but a Dakoda is a member of the Siouan people.

    It's "Dakota."

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  77. This is an imperial problem too by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Just as the metric system struggles to have a reproducable definition of a kilogram, the imperial world will also be struggling to do the same with a pound/ounce. (if it isn't, it should be)

    This means when the problem is solved for one, it is solved for the other as they relate with a simple ratio.
    2.2 pounds to the kilo approx.

    In order to appreciate the problem, try to imagine defining a kilogram in space. (Remember one should be able to reproduce these standard measures anywhere.) To get a metre just shine an argon laser and count the wavelengths. When you reach a certain number you have a metre. To get a second, count the vibrations of a casium atom. when you reach a certain number you have a second.
    So what to do for a kilogram (or pound). Count a certain number of a given atom? Maybe. At the moment no-one's really got an answer. Comparing it to a known mass is the approach we're trying to get away from: put your test-mass and the reference mass on some sort of mega-accurate scale. They are the same - but how acurate is your reference mass? Compare it to the reference mass at the nations standards institute. But how accurate is that mass? you'll have to compare it to THE reference mass in France; and THAT reference mass appears to be losing mass.
    The scientific community is trying to find an alternative route. Nothing obvious has surfaced as yet.

    1. Re:This is an imperial problem too by MasterShake · · Score: 2, Informative

      Just to be the pedantic bastard, pounds are a measure of weight and kilo's are a measure of mass. The imperial measure of mass is the slug which ways ~32lbs under standard conditions See this A newton is the SI unit of weight... apples to apples people.

  78. Obligatory Simpsons quote by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    My car gets twenty rods to the hogshead, and thats the way I likes it!

  79. Stupid metric system by bcilfone · · Score: 1

    The metric system is the tool of the
    devil! My car gets forty rods to the hogshead and that's the way I likes it!

    1. Re:Stupid metric system by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Put eet in 'H'!

    2. Re:Stupid metric system by Proteus · · Score: 1

      You get only 0.001984131 miles per gallon? Time for a new car, my friend.

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    3. Re:Stupid metric system by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Geez, if you're gonna use a goofy measurement system, I prefer using ones that have alliteration. Like furlongs per fortnight. For example, just today I was on the freeway and traffic was moving at a brisk 188,160 furlongs/fortnight.

  80. huzzah! by madmarcel · · Score: 5, Funny

    So I now weigh 75kg...give or take a bit :o

    Wait till I tell my fiance that her weight
    fluctuates on a weekly basis!

    1. Re:huzzah! by Kwil · · Score: 1

      Wait till I tell my fiance that her weight
      fluctuates on a weekly basis!


      Glutton for punishment?

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    2. Re:huzzah! by sco08y · · Score: 1

      It fluctuates on a daily basis as you drink water and pee it out.

    3. Re:huzzah! by Josuah · · Score: 1

      Wait till I tell my fiance that her weight fluctuates on a weekly basis!

      Wait until you tell her that her weight is monotonically increasing, and not just fluctuating. I wonder if you'll get out of there in a mentally stable condition.

  81. Alternative Physics by SEWilco · · Score: 4, Funny
    a perfectly spherical single crystal

    These pseudoscience concepts are getting out of hand.
    I don't think we need "feel-good" physics.
    Now they want to base a standard on a crystal ball?

    1. Re:Alternative Physics by shish · · Score: 1

      with science based on a crystal ball, measurements of Unobtanium, and gravity changing mass, methinks this is a prank story

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    2. Re:Alternative Physics by kurosawdust · · Score: 1
      These pseudoscience concepts are getting out of hand. I don't think we need "feel-good" physics. Now they want to base a standard on a crystal ball?

      Outlook does not look good.

  82. Re:Millenium Project Up an Running by wass · · Score: 1
    How can counting the number of silicon atoms in a perfectly spherical crystal of silicon be exact? First of all, how can you make a perfect sphere of silicon.

    You've just answered your own question there, and somebody also referred to these problems in a previous thread above.

    If there want to do it this way wouldn't it make sense to use something inherently spherical like a Buckeyball?

    Firstly, I'm not sure why the crystal must be spherically-shaped (unless it has to do with some kind of spherical-like Fermi-surface in k-space).

    Secondly, buckyballs are difficult to isolate, specifically isolating just the C-60 variety.

    Thirdly, and off-topic, they are NOT inherently spherical. They approach spherical but have distinct non-spherical features. If you diagonalize the Hamiltonian of C-60 molecules, at large wavelengths the energy eigenstates look like the spherical harmonics (as expected, you miss the small features). At higher energies, you can start to see non-spherical structures, though.

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  83. I guess the subway diet really does work by LupusUF · · Score: 1

    Move over Jared, the kilogram is the new Subway spokeperson...er...spokesobject.

  84. Only Slashdot Moderator IDIOTS didn't get the joke by zymano · · Score: 0, Flamebait
    there is no UNOBTAINIUM.

    Moderators for this website are stupid sacks of shit.

    The stolen material is really called shitmamafuckinanium.

  85. measuring fundamental constants by djupedal · · Score: 1

    Instead of a semi-pragmatic approach, that requires routine real-world rejustification, why not simply train to a virtual concept that lies in an agreed standard, thus freeing everyone from having to point to something that is evident only by subjective change.

  86. Chemists use MOLE. by zymano · · Score: 1
    so use that. What the fuck is the big deal?

    Slow news day.

    Memorial day.

    1. Re:Chemists use MOLE. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A Mole is not a unit of mass. So you can't.

      You could define the kg in terms of moles OF something (gold? nice & stable...) - but then you need to measure a mole by some other means than weighing it...

  87. Re:Only Slashdot Moderator IDIOTS didn't get the j by djupedal · · Score: 1

    But the portable black hole thing flies ok w/you, eh? Ok, I won't tell....I promise.

  88. c may not be constant by nevada-bill · · Score: 1

    http://www.spaceref.com/news/viewpr.html?pid=8991

  89. Rawr RAWR by Skreech · · Score: 1

    Rawr rawr google link rawr.

    Rawr.

  90. I believe it's Max "Planck"... by darkitecture · · Score: 1

    'nuff said.

  91. Voila! by The+Bungi · · Score: 1
    the platinum-iridium standard mass for the kilogram is shedding at an appreciable rate [...] The Pt-Ir cylinder is kept in France

    Obviously an evil conspiracy to undermine... er, the kilogram. Or something.

  92. Excuse me? by djupedal · · Score: 1

    Do you know how hard it is to get your hands on even a little piece of Unobtainium?

    I had a small Unobtainium crystal one time, back in the 60's. I got it from the drummer for the Airplane....he picked it up in China. I had one guy offer me two Vespas (one had a sidecar) and an unopened Guinness Stout for it, and I turned it down (the Guinness was cold, for Christ's sake). I kept that crystal until the divorce. She got it and the Sony TV.

    Man, I miss that Sony.

    1. Re:Excuse me? by edgecrusher · · Score: 1

      Pfft, everyone knows Guiness is best served cold! Where do you live, the Congo?

  93. It's about time by jmoore2333 · · Score: 3, Funny

    I've been waiting a while to tell my high school chemistry teacher that a Kilo is 1024 of anything, and I do deserve that A. ~JM

    1. Re:It's about time by Cybrr · · Score: 1

      Actually, 1024 is a kibi.

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  94. Planck units by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Planck units, based on Planck's constant, the speed of light, and Newton's gravitational constant.

    The Planck length is about 10^-34 meters, the Planck time is about 10^-43 seconds, and the Planck mass is about 20 micrograms.

    1. Re:Planck units by WetCat · · Score: 1

      ... so just define 1gram as 50000000 Planck mass units, and Kilogram by 1000 grams.
      Is there any way to measure Planck unit?

    2. Re:Planck units by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Alas, no. That's the other problem with Planck uints. :-)

    3. Re:Planck units by M_Carling · · Score: 1

      Sadly, even as a thought experiment, I don't think anyone has any idea how to measure the Planck mass. We can only calculate what it should be in theory and that we can't do with better than order-of-magnitude accuracy until we have a theory of quantum gravity. It may be possible to calculate the Planck mass with useful accuracy using Loop Quantum Gravity, but this is not yet an accepted theory.

    4. Re:Planck units by M_Carling · · Score: 2, Informative

      The Planck mass is the threshold mass of a point particle (assuming String Theory is wrong and there are point particles) above which it would be a Black Hole. In theory, defining the kilogram as a multiple of the Planck mass is a great idea. In practice, we cannot measure the Planck mass (and probably never will be able to) and the only theory we have (Loop Quantum Gravity) which might perhaps be able to calculate the Planck mass to sufficient accuracy is controversial. There are several ways of calculating the Planck mass to three or four significant figures using theories that we know are wrong, but they agree with each other only to one significant figure.

    5. Re:Planck units by anythings-possible-b · · Score: 0

      there IS no planck-unit, it's all a lie! a bloody damn STUPID lie! there IS no smallest time-slice or smallest-space. IDIOTS!

    6. Re:Planck units by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      there IS no smallest time-slice

      Sure there is, 11ms. It might not be universal though, I'm using Windows 2000.

  95. Another definition? by Nobley · · Score: 1

    I always understood that a gram was one cubic centimetre of water at 4C as that is when water is at its heaviest,.. Surely the measurement for a centimetre has not been shrinking??

    1. Re:Another definition? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, water's been growing.

  96. There are definite advantage to changing the basis by atcroft · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Why not just use definitions that can already be made, such as 1/12.0107(8)-th the mass of one Avogadro's constant of a sample of 100% pure carbon-12? or 1/132.90545(2)-th the mass of one Avogadro's constant of a sample of 100% pure cesium-133 (which is its only naturally occurring isotope)? Or base it from the half the energy of the gamma ray generated by the annihilation of a positron-electron pair having no energy from acceleration, or something similar? Yes, it is a bit problematic that most of the physical features it could be based on now seem difficult to measure in a lab, because they relate back to something on the atomic scale, and the counting of objects at that scale or in such a number to be useful daily is difficult. At least, though, it would then be reproducible.

    Having read the NIST article referenced by another respondent earlier, I can agree with their reasons for considering the adoption of another, more accessible standard. One of the cornerstones of science is the ability to reproduce results. Perhaps it is overdue that the unit of mass (kilogram) join its other basic breathern, the units of time (second) and length (meter), in being based not upon one physical sample, but upon a physical quantity that is reproducible and available to laboratories world-wide.

    Reference for constants: The NIST Reference on Constants, Units, and Uncertainty

  97. Slug? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Is that what mass is in imperial units?
    Or is it pounds per furlong?

  98. Which highway? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    No body, duh

    1. Re:Which highway? by ShinmaWa · · Score: 1

      The highway is I-19 running between Nogales, AZ and Tucson, AZ.

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    2. Re:Which highway? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In the greater Phoenix area the average speed limit of the highways are 10 mph, while the surface streets are 75 mph

    3. Re:Which highway? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I remember seeing a highway in Delaware labeled in kilometers as well. I think it was route 1 near Wilmington.

  99. Re:I can't believe by afidel · · Score: 1

    Take the weight of whatever base item they're are using, and multiply it by a thousand.

    That IS the point. There is not currently a base item to get the measurement of the kilogram or gram. The current measurements are based on relationship of mass to the SI standard Kilo bar, which is degrading and which is impossible to reproduce in every lab that needs to weigh things, so everyone goes off of an object that is weighed in relationship to device which was compared to the official kilo bar, in the US this would mean a NIST tracable weight. This is an error prone process and is only as exact as the comparison to the standard. By basing the kilo off of a natural and reoccouring phenomenom it can be reproduced like the rest of the SI units.

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  100. Re:in Earth sea-level context they're interchangea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Uhh, no!!! Just because you can translate weight into mass by taking into account the forces acting on an object, doesn't make mass and weight conceptually equivalent at all!

  101. Kilogram based on H20 by Xenolith · · Score: 1

    I thought 1 kilogram equaled the mass of 1 Liter of distilled water. Also 1 Liter of water was what filled a 1 cubic decimeter container. If that's true, why can't we just use these as the standard. Another thing to note is that gravity isn't constant as you move about the globe. If you are on high terrain over high density rocks, then you weigh more. If you are over the ocean where the crust is thin, you wiegh less.

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    1. Re:Kilogram based on H20 by Sigurd_Fafnersbane · · Score: 2, Insightful

      1 liter of water will have the mass of 1kg assuming it is at the right temperature and preassure. Using water you would need a pressure/temparature reference rather than a mass reference. I think the french guys were right that a slab of metal is easier to maintain than some meassure of pressure without having a mass reference.

      Mass is a proporty of matter independant of gravity. Gravity affects matter with mass but an object will have the same mass also in micro-gravity. It is kind of equivalent of the charge of an electron. The charge is independant of any surrounding electric field.

    2. Re:Kilogram based on H20 by Proteus · · Score: 2, Informative

      Um... the kg isn't a measure of weight, it's a measure of mass. Your weight may change based on where on earth you are, but your mass is not dependent on location -- even in near-zero gravity, your mass is the same.

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  102. OT and sig replyers suck etc. by marko123 · · Score: 1

    Can you make your old games play at a good speed in XP and not make the sound choppy? Let me know if you can.

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    1. Re:OT and sig replyers suck etc. by Rolo+Tomasi · · Score: 1

      I presume you're talking about DOS games. In this case, use VDMSound.

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  103. Re:who cares? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yea, the Frenchies build the metric (SI) system. Sooo much better than this inch-pound-mile crap...

  104. Shouldn't a kilo be measure in energy? by el-spectre · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I'd think the way to be most accurate (albeit rather unwieldy) is to quantify it as the mass equivalent to XXX units of energy, no?

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  105. We have one decent "metric" by tuxlove · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I agree, it's lame that the US does not use metric, or at least the non-scientific community. Having a science background, I'm perfectly comfortable with both English and metric.

    But we do have one thing right, at least. We measure the fuel efficiency of cars by miles/gallon (or kilometers/liter, if you like). I couldn't believe it when I first discovered that some countries use liters/100 km as a measure of efficiency. Talk about a bass-ackwards way of describing a car's efficiency. It's completely counterintuitive. Bigger should always be better, not smaller. What's the point of having a wonderful measurement system like the metric system if you can't even apply it usefully?!

    :)

    1. Re:We have one decent "metric" by radja · · Score: 1

      bigger always better? I prefer a small number of errors, and using less fuel for the same trip makes sense to me as a measurement.

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    2. Re:We have one decent "metric" by skillet-thief · · Score: 1
      I couldn't believe it when I first discovered that some countries use liters/100 km as a measure of efficiency. Talk about a bass-ackwards way of describing a car's efficiency. It's completely counterintuitive. Bigger should always be better, not smaller. What's the point of having a wonderful measurement system like the metric system if you can't even apply it usefully?!

      You get used to it. It is just one of those cultural things. I don't know where the per 100km idea came from, but once you get used to it, it works all right.

      The main problem is that it is a bitch to convert mentally... though not as bad as Farenheit to Celsius. Once you have a mileage figures to compare to it makes as much sense as our good old MPG.

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    3. Re:We have one decent "metric" by Cackmobile · · Score: 1

      Being from a country that uses metric (Oz) I have always wondered that. I prefer mpg of kpl or something this litres to 100km is a bit stupid

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    4. Re:We have one decent "metric" by maxwell+demon · · Score: 1

      American: "I want to drive. How far can I drive with my gas?"
      European: "I want to get there. How much gas must I buy to get there by with my car?"

      BTW, do US gas stations also tell you how many gallons you get for your dollar, instead of telling you how many dollars you have to pay for your gallon? After all, unless you are the owner of the gas station (or an environmentalist), cheaper is better.

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  106. Wrong subject... yet... by Qender · · Score: 4, Funny

    "'It's certainly not helpful to have a standard that keeps changing,' says Peter Becker, a scientist at the Federal Standards Laboratory..."

    Wow, someone should tell the computer industry that.

    "Some of the metal plugs were issued to countries that later vanished, including Serbia and the Dutch East Indies. The Japanese had to surrender theirs after World War II. Germany has acquired several weights, including the one issued to Bavaria in 1889 and the one that belonged to East Germany."

    SURRENDER YOUR KILOGRAM!

    1. Re:Wrong subject... yet... by Citizen+of+Earth · · Score: 3, Interesting

      The Japanese had to surrender theirs after World War II.

      I'm just curious about why. They couldn't be trusted with the technology of measuring mass?

    2. Re:Wrong subject... yet... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Holy cow! Countries are vanishing?

    3. Re:Wrong subject... yet... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      All your non base metal cylinders belong to US! Or Germany!

    4. Re:Wrong subject... yet... by Tjp($)pjT · · Score: 1

      All your kilogram are belong to us.

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    5. Re:Wrong subject... yet... by Dannon · · Score: 1

      It was feared that they would subject their measuring standard to... a weapon of mass destruction! *lame-joke rimshot!*

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  107. Enter the Leap Milligram! by SYFer · · Score: 1

    And, just as middle-aged people born on February 29th will tell you that they've only had 8 or 9 birthdays, things weighed just prior to the addition of the periodic "Leap Milligram" will appear to have lost mass overnight.

    Think of the all pints that will be lost in bets near University towns!

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    1. Re:Enter the Leap Milligram! by thumperward · · Score: 1

      You mean half-litres, surely?

      - Chris

  108. Re:Reminds me of the changing definition of MegaBy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I always thought the standard was to use base 10 if you're selling it, and base 2 if you're buying it.

  109. Poll Idea by rowanxmas · · Score: 1

    Favorite way to measure a Kilogram.

  110. I thought Avogadro's # of C12 was =df 12 grams by Dr.+Spork · · Score: 2, Informative
    We actually have a metric definition of mass that doesn't depend on anything in Paris. By convention, Avogadro's number of Carbon 12 atoms has a mass of 12 grams. This will remain true no matter what happens in Paris.

    However, maybe I'm implicitly assuming that we have settled exactly what Avogadro's number is. But if we haven't, if we are still holding out for more and more accurate measurements of Avogadro's number, then yeah, we need to really nail down what a kilogram is. But that seems weird to me, because Avogadro's number has no units. It's just a count of atoms, playing the same grammatical role as the word "dozen".

    1. Re:I thought Avogadro's # of C12 was =df 12 grams by Shimbo · · Score: 1

      However, maybe I'm implicitly assuming that we have settled exactly what Avogadro's number is. But if we haven't, if we are still holding out for more and more accurate measurements of Avogadro's number, then yeah, we need to really nail down what a kilogram is.

      This is more or less what the suggestion is, except they are suggesting using a single crystal of silicon (the technology for getting these amazingly pure is well known). I'm sure if you could grow an absolutely pure diamond crystal a foot or two across that would do almost as well.

      I see on a couple of other threads that the best estimates of Avogadro's number is to about 8 figures. That's about the same precision that they have on comparing the current kilogram, and at much greater effort.

    2. Re:I thought Avogadro's # of C12 was =df 12 grams by perky · · Score: 1

      However, maybe I'm implicitly assuming that we have settled exactly what Avogadro's number is.
      yep. Avogadro's number is defined as the number of C12 atoms that weigh 12 grams, so you can't use the number to make the inverse definition. Like a dog chasing it's tail or something.

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    3. Re:I thought Avogadro's # of C12 was =df 12 grams by Dr.+Spork · · Score: 1

      Got it. Thanks. That's what I was afraid of!

    4. Re:I thought Avogadro's # of C12 was =df 12 grams by David+Roundy · · Score: 1

      Actually, I thought that Avogadro's number was now a defined quantity, but we no longer know the conversion rate between amu's and grams. If I remember right, they decided to define Avogadro's number back when I was in high school.

  111. Unobtanium is real, dammit. by el-spectre · · Score: 1

    Not true, there is such a thing as unobtanium, I saw it in a movie a coupla months back. Sadly, it was lost when it fell through a hole in the plot...

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  112. Aaargh. by Grendel+Drago · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I was about to ask the same thing, but you beat me to it.

    Avogadro's number is a defined constant, so far as I can tell.

    And since a molecule of C-12 is defined to be 12 amu, and since 1 mole of x-amu molecules masses x grams... isn't this already settled?

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    1. Re:Aaargh. by 2nd+Post! · · Score: 4, Informative

      Except that no one has actually counted/created a structure composed of a mol of any particular element.

      The minute you can do that, then you can reliably and predictably create a fixed metric by which any one in any place can measure mass.

  113. Impossible! by wirefarm · · Score: 1

    One of the responsibilities of the cleaning staff is to give it a good buffing with Brasso and a rag every night.
    Nope - no chance of fingerprints or dust on that baby. Must be another explanation.

    Cheers,
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  114. but.... by djupedal · · Score: 1

    You do know why Englishmen drink warm beer, right?

    They all own Lucas refrigerators....

    1. Re:but.... by edgecrusher · · Score: 1

      Well, being an Englishman myself I for one can't stand warm beer. And, erm, no other Englishmen that I know can stand it either.

      Going for some lewd joke are we? Involving pee?

    2. Re:but.... by Pingular · · Score: 0

      Q: Why are American beer and having sex on a boat similar? A: They're both fucking close to water. ^^

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  115. Annoying by CausticWindow · · Score: 1

    That this little quibble should affect the US, is just annoying. It's not like we're not capable of keeping and maintaing our own metric system.

    The day we allowed ourselves to be this dependant on a rouge nation, was a dark day for sure. We are in all respects the greatest nation on earth, this is just a minor speed bump.

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    1. Re:Annoying by Captain_Chaos · · Score: 1

      A rouge nation? As in, the French word for red? How ironic...

    2. Re:Annoying by sco08y · · Score: 1

      The day we allowed ourselves to be this dependant on a rouge nation, was a dark day for sure.

      You've been hanging around the Frogs too much when you have to call them "rouge" instead of simply "reds" or "commies."

  116. Why not use an Energy reference? by Amazing+Quantum+Man · · Score: 1


    OK, the second is defined as some large number of the cycles of a cesium atom. I believe the meter is defined in terms of the speed of light.

    Why not have the kilogram be defined as [Some Large Number] * (the equivalent rest mass of the energy defined by a beam of light with frequency Y)?

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    1. Re:Why not use an Energy reference? by Amazing+Quantum+Man · · Score: 1

      Or even...

      One Kilogram is defined as

      The mass of one atom of Carbon-12 * N(A) * 1000 / 12, where N(A) is Avogadro's Number.

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  117. Ahh, but... by Pingular · · Score: 0

    which is heavier, a kilogram of lead or a kilogram of feathers!!!1111oneoneone

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    1. Re:Ahh, but... by Make · · Score: 1

      a kilogram of lead is heavier - it has a smaller volume, thus it has less buoyancy (hope I have translated this strange word correctly using dict.leo.org, I'm German ;))

      that lead/feathers joke is old, and ppl who think both weight the same think they are clever but in fact are NOT :)

    2. Re:Ahh, but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      density is not mass you spastic.

    3. Re:Ahh, but... by Little+Brother · · Score: 1

      Ahh, but mass is not weight, even if they are generaly measured with the same units. (Hint mass exists without gravity, weight does not)

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  118. Very strange scientists indeed by jopet · · Score: 1

    I mean, why, instead of getting things horribly complicated, dont they *find out* why this thing looses mass? A possible reason could be that the material contains traces of substances that are radioactive, thus loosing mass by emitting radiation and particles. And, we could simply replace the reference kilo by a piece that does not contain any unwanted impurities and does not loose mass (the article seems to indicate that other reference objects do not loose mass). Hell we could just use one of those other reference kilos as the new reference. So what is the problem with that?

  119. Not unit of weight. by Inoshiro · · Score: 0

    kg is actually a unit of mass. At sea level, you weigh 735.75 newtons. Your mass is invariant, while your weight is calculated as the acceleration vector * your mass (on the moon, you're 122.625 newtows, for example).

    The units of mass in imperial are called slugs, which is why no one uses them ;)

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    1. Re:Not unit of weight. by msouth · · Score: 1

      As long as we're boing precise, you should say that your weight is X newtons downward or X newtowns toward the center of gravity of the earth, for example, since, as you note at one point in your statement, it's a vector.

      Also, since you mentioned "at sea level", correctly noting that the pull of earth's gravity is different in different places, you need to throw out the "your mass is invariant", unless you eat/drink in a very precise fashion as you go to the bathroom. I imagine the difference between your weight at sea level and atop a mountain is probable a lot less than the difference between your mass before and after a big meal/excretion event.

      Also, I'm pretty sure I don't weigh 735.75 newtons at sea level as you suggest.

      (The moral of this story is that there is always a bigger pedant out there :).

      Actually, I'm secretly hoping that someone will prove me right by pointing out that your weight vector is displaced toward the center of gravity of everything in the universe...

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  120. because you cannot derive a measurable quantity by jopet · · Score: 1

    a reference mass must in some way enable you to *practically* compare some unknown mass with what you get from the reference. That is the reason why the caesium atom is used to define a second: you can build a device that will, based on that atom, tick away a very precise second. I doubt you can build a device that will allow you to weigh something based on a single C12 atom.

  121. How I define a kilogram by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A kilogram is how much vaseline your average Slashdot reader buys per year.

  122. is it at all like women and age? by hype7 · · Score: 1

    you know, women turns 30 and suddenly she's 30 for the next 10 years?

    She gets to 65kg and she remains there even though she puts on another 10kg :)

    gotta love 'em :)

    -- james

  123. Let's hear it for Grandpa Simpson! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "The metric system is the tool of the devil! My car gets forty rods to the hogshead and that's the way I likes it."

    1. Re:Let's hear it for Grandpa Simpson! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      abe simpson drives?

    2. Re:Let's hear it for Grandpa Simpson! by Kredal · · Score: 1

      You obviously missed the episode where he got his driver's license from Marge's sisters who happen to work in the DMV.

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  124. Eh, so it's shedding, big deal. by Gldm · · Score: 1

    It's not so bad, I mean you kill a gram here, kill a gram there...

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  125. It may surprise many Americans... by Captain_Chaos · · Score: 1

    ...to hear that their own imperial units are also based on the SI. The inch, for instance, is defined to be exactly 2.54 centimeters, and the pound is defined to be exactly 453.59237 gram. So, when the kilogram dimishes in mass, so does the American pound!

    1. Re:It may surprise many Americans... by The+Kenman · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      You're silly.

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    2. Re:It may surprise many Americans... by SharkPork · · Score: 1

      no no no, we use Dollars here, not Pounds.

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  126. Mass not weight guy by MrYotsuya · · Score: 4, Informative

    A kilogram is the measurement of a certain amount of matter, not it's weight. Sure the two are related, but not the same.

    A kilogram is the same on the surface of the earth, in outer space, or one the moon. Weight however, varies with gravitational pull or acdeleration.

    In other words, weight is basically the mass of on object multiplied by whatever gravitational field you happen to be in.

    1. Re:Mass not weight guy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      so why do they say somebody weighs 80 kg, for example? Should weight really be kg.m/s^2? Like 784 kg.m/s^2?

      -- not trying to be an ass, just curious.

    2. Re:Mass not weight guy by cookd · · Score: 1

      Cuz they are wrong. But wrong != bad. Saying mass===weight is good enough for most people, since in their lifetime they'll probably never have any experience where it doesn't hold true, or where a more correct definition is needed. This is how we (human beings) function and make sense out of the infinitely complex world -- we try to ignore the stuff that doesn't matter. (Or to be more precise, we... waitasecond, wasn't that my whole point, that we don't always need to be more precise?)

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    3. Re:Mass not weight guy by mattrix2k · · Score: 2, Informative

      No, weight is measured in newtons (N), so somebody with a mass of 80kg weighs about 784N (assuming gravity is 9.80m/s^2).

    4. Re:Mass not weight guy by mattrix2k · · Score: 1

      Ahh, kind of misread the question. The answer to the second part is the above and the answer to the first part is probably something like comment #6045816 says.

    5. Re:Mass not weight guy by mikeage · · Score: 3, Funny

      Yep. Or they should say something masses 80kg... but that just sounds really stupid.

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    6. Re:Mass not weight guy by Ctrl-Z · · Score: 1


      Right, and a newton is an SI derived unit, where 1N is 1 m kg/s^2. So, the previous poster was actually correct.

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    7. Re:Mass not weight guy by anonymous+loser · · Score: 1

      Ugh, of course I know that. I was making a joke, not writing a physics text.

      People can be SO anal retentive online.

    8. Re:Mass not weight guy by forgotmypassword · · Score: 1

      because the Earth is mostly spherical and mass can be converted to force by the well agreed upon constant g=9.8 m/s^2

      it is the same thing in partical physics where people measure mass in MeV , because energy can be converted to mass using c^2

      But wait till the Earth is a cube, and then they will have to stop that nonsense!

  127. OT: Bogus moderations by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Seriously now, where in the fuck are all these bad moderations coming from? I mean informative... Christ on a crutch, man. Is informative right next to funny on the list or something?

    Could it be that this a new plague decending on /., namely the Troll with "Excellent" karma? I know they're out there: real trolls who delight in the spoiling of anything worthwhile, yet who have played nice and gotten excelent karma. Naturally, these dudes get to moderate sometimes.

    When they do get mod points they fuck it up on purpose, for example moderating funny and obviously fictional posts informative. Or moderating things flamebait, so other mods who simply mod posts the same as other people also mod them flamebait or overrated.

    It's almost enough to make me wonder if there aren't organized clans of these foul creatures about with the same old troll goal, to get us, the more or less rational and intelligent to respond with a, "Informative, WTF?" post. I think it's the lack of consequences. These little mofos get a kick out of making grown-ups angry, but they know that if they did that shit in RL they'd get their asses beat or worse. They just love that the only thing we can do is rant and rave and we being who we are can't always resist the temptation to post "WTF?"

    Thinking about it though, maybe that's the reason the slash-dudes are begging us to meta mod? They know this is happening, but they can't weed out the people from the mod pool unless they get lots of unfairs in m2. I know I won't be giving obviously wrong moderations the benefit of the doubt that they were accidents anymore.

    Okay, editors. You can mod me down now as offtopic now, I guess I'm done ranting. Just for God's sake don't mod this funny or informative.

    1. Re:OT: Bogus moderations by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny
      Crap! I just happen to have mod points right now, and I was soooo tempted to mod you funny or informative. But I don't know if the meta-moderaters would find my moderation funny.

      Hmmm, too bad you can't meta-moderate a moderation as being funny.

  128. Kilogram != 1 litre water, sadly. by stereoroid · · Score: 2
    I'm a Brit who grew up in South Africa, so I grew up Metric, and had to learn all about pounds etc. when I returned to the UK. (Ugh.) The thing that always bothered me about the Kilogram was: why was it a specific piece of metal, when the original design was based on the mass of a litre of pure water?

    Freezing water was a bad idea, since the volume of water changes as it freezes, and I'm sure I read that they switched to 20C. The litre is, of course, a cubic decimetre or 1/1000 of a cubic metre, and is thus derived from the standard metre.

    Whatever the reasons (practical?), the two standards were separated, but it's still quite easy to get a ballpark figure for the weights of fluids. Ten litres (2.624 gallons) of water weighs about ten kilograms (22.05 pounds). Some fluids will be less (gasoline), some more (beer, oils, mercury). There are other such shortcuts, too, so I ain't goin' back.

    PS: If you Yanks are wondering why it's easier to get drunk in the UK, it's because a UK pint is 20% larger than a US pint. Standards are great - that's why we have so many of them...

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    1. Re:Kilogram != 1 litre water, sadly. by HermDog · · Score: 2, Funny
      PS: If you Yanks are wondering why it's easier to get drunk in the UK, it's because a UK pint is 20% larger than a US pint.

      We are under the impression that there's a 80% larger chance that a UK pint has actual beer in it, as well.
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    2. Re:Kilogram != 1 litre water, sadly. by eht · · Score: 1
      But in the UK the pint is outlawed and in it's place is the half liter which is less than a UK pint so you lose out whereas in the US when you go from the pint to the half liter you get more in the half liter.

      .5 liter = .879877 pint UK
      .5 liter = 1.056688 pint US

    3. Re:Kilogram != 1 litre water, sadly. by stereoroid · · Score: 1
      Nope - according to the article, a pint of beer is currently exempt, though the EU may overrule that eventually.

      I mean, "the pint" is part of British cultural heritage! Billy Connolly used to joke about how his wife though "a pint" was about the size of a barrel, since it's common to say "I'm going out for a pint"...

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  129. Always finding a new way to cheat us! by pair-a-noyd · · Score: 1

    Like an 11.5oz - 1lb can of coffee..
    Take an OLD coffee can, like one from 10 years ago that reads 16oz on it and place it side by side to a new coffee can that reads 11.5oz. Stack the two cans to prove to yourself that they are the same physical size. Did the price go down now that you get LESS?? F*CK NO!! It went UP!!
    Those 16oz cans were 89 cents a pound 10 years ago, and the now 11.5oz cans are $3.00 !!

    And how about those new "Compact" 1 gallon jugs of bleach that now hold 2.5quarts??? Price go down?? No.

    This is just a conspiracy to screw us even more now, now they can hold this up and say
    "SEE!!! We have scientific proof that quanities are getting smaller!!" Always trying to screw the little people...

    I'm pissed..

  130. Mod parent up! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    +1 informative

  131. It's those French again! by jazman · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    I propose a new standard of weight, called the Freedom-ogram, which is the weight of a French president's head on a silver platter. Which would of course be stored in New York. That'd show those cheese-eating surrender monkeys!

  132. Back to the topic of the post... by divide+overflow · · Score: 0, Troll

    Gee, seems that nobody has anything particularly important to say about the topic of the post...virtually all the comments are off-topic.

    I believe the difficulty of defining the kilogram is twofold. We traditionally measure mass as weight, the attraction of mass by gravity (usually the Earth's gravity). But it is difficult to measure either quantity precisely.

    Mass is usually defined as the number of atoms of a given atomic weight, a difficult thing to measure accurately given the total number of atoms in a gram of any element. And due to the weakness of the gravitational force and its attraction over considerable distances it is one of the forces that has been difficult to measure as accurately as other forces, leaving the Gravitational Constant (G) as one of the physical constants defined to a relatively lower degree of accuracy than most other universal constants. The difficulty of measuring both these quantities accurately at the same time combine to make it difficult to define a precise standard mass.

    1. Re:Back to the topic of the post... by divide+overflow · · Score: 1


      Why on *earth* would someone moderate my previous post--one of the few on-topic posts--a *Troll*????

      I find this quite discouraging.

  133. I apply for the vacant job! by q.kontinuum · · Score: 5, Funny

    The kilo shall be defined to be 1/80 of my weight. In return for the honor I promis to make the worlds people slim down.

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    1. Re:I apply for the vacant job! by Venti · · Score: 1

      Thats must be the single funnyest post I've red all year.

  134. Re:Millenium Project Up an Running by le_jfs · · Score: 1

    How can counting the number of silicon atoms in a perfectly spherical crystal of silicon be exact?

    That's an easy one: grab an atom of the silicon sphere, mark a line on a sheet. Put the atom away. Repeat until you have no atom left. Then, you just have to count the lines you marked.

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  135. Isn't it based on water? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I thought a Kilo was measured from water - 1 ml (1cm3) of water ways 1 gram, ergo 1000ml (1000cm3) of water ways 1Kg. Additionally, 1 joule of energy can raise the heat of 1ml of water by 1 Celsius.

    Or was my science teacher a blatant fibber?

  136. A Debating Tool That I Used. by The+Cydonian · · Score: 1

    sarcasm

    \Sar"casm\, n. [F. sarcasme, L. sarcasmus, Gr. sarkasmo`s, from sarka`zein to tear flesh like dogs, to bite the lips in rage, to speak bitterly, to sneer, fr. sa`rx, sa`rkos, flesh.] A keen, reproachful expression; a satirical remark uttered with some degree of scorn or contempt; a taunt; a gibe; a cutting jest.

    n : witty language used to convey insults or scorn; "he used sarcasm to upset his opponent"; "irony is wasted on the stupid" [syn: irony, satire, caustic remark]

    (Assuming, of course, that you were replying to my response)

  137. So does this mean Earth is getting lighter? by The+Kenman · · Score: 2

    If so, I bet it's related to that ol' big-bang theory, and the sky-is-falling theory. We might even be able to time travel by the time we get this "standard" measurement measured. Of course this whole concept has my head reeling (and possibly getting lighter). As a genX'r, I would think that by the 21st century we (the royal we) could've solved this so-called problem by now. The Y2K bug is something that can be realized, since it was due to the exponential advancement of technology. However, this is silly and ludicrous! And why can't kilograms be defined by moles (the molecule-counting type)?

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  138. Pipe-sizes are not that simple... by Ashtead · · Score: 5, Interesting
    Threaded pipe dimensions in inches were based on the internal diameter at some point, just to make things even more interesting. Thus, a so-called 1/2" pipe actually has an external diameter of approximately 20 mm, which translates to somewhat more than 3/4". All the common Pipe Thread sizes are this way. There has been some attempt at metricising these, at least within Scandinavia, instead of referring to terms like 1/2" or 3/4" pipe threads, terms like R15 and R20 have been seen instead. That seems to be neither here nor there.

    Just to confuse the matter more, in the 1970s, it was common to use metric sizes of threaded copper pipe, which had external diameters in sizes approximating common fractions of inches: 13mm = 1/2", 16mm = 5/8" and 19mm = 3/4" just to mention some of them. These appearently were all threaded with 1mm pitch threads.

    Later, these were replaced by true metric pipe sizes with compression fittings or capillary solder fittings. Now the sizes changed again, common ones are 8, 10, 12, 15, 18, 22, and 28 mm. And of course, one needed compression fittings made for 16mm and 19mm also, so as to fit the older pipes...

    That's Europe. What I have seen in the US are the commonly found so-called 1/2" copper pipes with solder fittings, this is about 16mm (5/8") in diameter, so I guess they are still using internal diameter measurements. Similarly, the so-called 3/4" pipes appear to have about 21mm outside diameter.

    I guess the easiest way to turn these into metric sizes would be to redefine them as 16mm and 21mm and leave it at that. At least the traditional inch-units pipe thread sizes are roughly the same everywhere!

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    1. Re:Pipe-sizes are not that simple... by Rolo+Tomasi · · Score: 5, Funny

      Sir, you are indeed a well-traveled man! You obviously have laid pipe across the globe.

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    2. Re:Pipe-sizes are not that simple... by confused+one · · Score: 1

      It's even more convoluted than you imagine. At one point (100 years ago), a 5" iron pipe was 5" in ID and assigned a "schedule" rating signifying it's proof(burst) pressure. With advances in metallurgy, the wall thickness required has been reduced. Simply changing the thickness and leaving the ID the same causes problems with fitting old pipe to new. So, a 5" schedule 40 pipe is no longer 5" ID, the OD/ID have been averaged to fit the middle of the thickness of the old pipe...

    3. Re:Pipe-sizes are not that simple... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We can define a 1/2" pipe as a 12.7mm pipe. Oh, wait, 1/2" is 12.7mm. So where's the problem in switching to metric?

    4. Re:Pipe-sizes are not that simple... by pcb · · Score: 1

      16mm and 21mm

      I realize this might sound awfully petty, but in SI, there is always a space between the number and the unit (i.e. 16 mm, not 16mm). I see this formating error very often in US publications and documents. Very petty I know, feel free to ignore.

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    5. Re:Pipe-sizes are not that simple... by Lil'wombat · · Score: 1

      Actually it is even more complicated. Your examples above deal with common household type pipe nad plumbing. In the Chemical Processing industry it gets even more complex with Schedule 20, Schedule 40 pipe, each rated for different pressures and applications. Size pipe for an application involves knowing the flow rates to determine the optimum pipe inner diameter, knowing the operating conditions to determine the pipe wall thickness, and knowing the fluid composition in order to determine the additional wall thickness required to allow for corrisions and other effects.

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    6. Re:Pipe-sizes are not that simple... by CharlieG · · Score: 1

      Copper pipe is actually a tad more complex than that

      For instance, what a plumber calls 1/2 pipe, and HVAC mechanic calls 3/8 pipe, and you have to worry about wall thickness

      The best way is to just think of it as nominal

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  139. RU kidding ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    IF not, next time i go to US ... if i'll drive 130 ! If i get caught by a cop, then i explained him that US should be in SI so i drove 130 ... MPH instead of km/h :o)

    Will US be the last country to use the old English system for the international metric system ?

    Are you so british-adicts ?, or did you forgot about tea's parties ;-)
    C'mon, event the english people now order their pint in litters :o)

    1. Re:RU kidding ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Will US be the last country to use the old English system for the international metric system ?
      The American system is NOT the same as the Imperial system. Terms are shared, but many measurements are different.
      C'mon, event the english people now order their pint in litters
      No, we still order our pints in pints, thank you very much. The government, in attempts to kiss many arses at once, may wish us to change, but the two most important substances (beer and petrol) are still sold in imperial units.
    2. Re:RU kidding ? by ickoonite · · Score: 1

      Petrol is most certainly not sold in imperial units in the UK - we've been buying in litres for ages. True: some stations do still list the prices of unleaded in pence per gallon as well as per litre, but AFAIK it's only drink that remains imperial.

      iqu

  140. E=mc2? by GrayArea · · Score: 1
    This is from NIST website:

    The second is the duration of 9 192 631 770 periods of the radiation corresponding to the transition between the two hyperfine levels of the ground state of the cesium 133 atom.

    I'm assuming the photons resulting from this transition would have a single and known wavelength, so you could say the mass equivalent to N photons resulting from this transition is a kg. IANAP, but this seems possible to me. It would also define mass in terms of time, which is apparently desirable. Then again, people much smarter than me have thought about this...

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  141. Thank Google For.. by mtxmorph · · Score: 1

    Partnering with the NY Times and providing us with the article, sans registration:

    http://www.nytimes.com/2003/05/27/science/27KILO.h tml?ex=1054612800&en=a5e16828b6cf309b&ei=5062&part ner=GOOGLE

  142. The happiest day of my life by KingRamsis · · Score: 3, Funny

    he kilogram is shedding at an appreciable rate

    you mean I'm actually losing weight without doing diets or a workout !!

    1. Re:The happiest day of my life by dracocat · · Score: 1

      you mean I'm actually losing weight without doing diets or a workout !!

      No, but you may be gaining weight even though you may be eating less.

    2. Re:The happiest day of my life by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      no, it actually means you're gaining mass, not loosing it (ie: it takes more standard kgs to match your mass).

    3. Re:The happiest day of my life by msouth · · Score: 1
      no, it actually means you're gaining mass, not loo[sic]sing it (ie: it takes more standard kgs to match your mass).


      Well, yes, assuming that the original poster is NOT the platinum-iridium bar in the story.
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    4. Re:The happiest day of my life by blibbleblobble · · Score: 1

      "you mean I'm actually losing weight without doing diets or a workout !!"

      No, it means you're gaining mass (as measured). Your weight fluctuates daily anyway, depending on whether the moon is above or below you.

    5. Re:The happiest day of my life by KingRamsis · · Score: 1

      uhhh...guess not lost time i checked i was choppy geek my favorite sport is downloading big files :-)

    6. Re:The happiest day of my life by fazzumar · · Score: 1

      The kilogram is shedding weight, which means the number of kilograms you weigh is increasing. For example: If the kilogram of today weighed .9 of yesterday's kilograms, and you weighed 75 kilograms yesterday, you would weigh 75 * 1.1 of today's kilograms.

    7. Re:The happiest day of my life by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      From a weight-on-the-scale sort of perspective, you're GAINING weight. If the kilogram is slightly smaller, then it takes more kilograms to account for your mass.

  143. So define the kilo from the volt by blair1q · · Score: 1

    We know the charge of an electron, we can count electrons individually, we can measure distances to ridiculous precisions with interferometry...

    Just define the Kilo from the volt.

  144. Right ... but still a decimal system ;-) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The same as the kelvin system to the celcius for the temparature.

    The only things changing the remove of a constant (here the 0 is not the ice freezing but the absolute temperature).

    C = K - 273

    So here it is about 291K, sounds hot isn't it :)

    By the way did anybody knows what is the 0 related to in the Farenheit degrees (F)?

    1. Re:Right ... but still a decimal system ;-) by ChrisMaple · · Score: 1

      IIRC 0 Fahrenheit was thought (incorrectly) to be the lowest temperature for liquid water with an optimal amount of salt (NaCl) added.

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  145. So is the US by pommiekiwifruit · · Score: 5, Informative
    IIRC the pound (or most versions of it anyway) is defined in terms of the kilogram these days, rather than the average weight of a grain of barley. Otherwise they would have problems if the US genetically modified barley to include jellyfish genes or whatever the seed companies reckon you should be forced to eat (and unless you grow your own food, you are eating it).

    And the metre is defined properly these days (as is the second) in terms of wavelengths of radiation.

    1. Re:So is the US by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We're attempting to grow our own food, too. We're lucky since we own a small house, so we've got a bit of property. The proles who rent, OTOH, are pretty much screwed for decent foodstuffs, unless the local food co-op takes pity and stocks organic. We're also lazy geeks, and not weird agricultural nuts, so our chances of success suck... but, here's hoping :)

    2. Re:So is the US by Zog+The+Undeniable · · Score: 1

      Not so. The old definition in terms of wavelengths of krypton-86 has gone and been replaced with a fraction of the speed of light in a vacuum (about 1/2.99795 x 10^8).

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    3. Re:So is the US by BurKaZoiD · · Score: 1

      ...US genetically modified barley ... (and unless you grow your own food, you are eating it).

      Or, more likely, drinking it.

    4. Re:So is the US by ChrisCampbell47 · · Score: 1
      whatever the seed companies reckon you should be forced to eat (and unless you grow your own food, you are eating it)

      And even if you grow it yourself, you're still eating GMO food unless you can guarantee that the seeds are not GMO-contaminated. Which implies a chain of custody similar to the legal evidence process or a chain of certification similar to the NIST process. And so the discussion comes full circle! Ha!

    5. Re:So is the US by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You do know that modifing any food with animal genes is illegal in the US? You don't...oh...well then you must know that any modified food sources are under regulations and are monitored by 3 different agenices... oh wait, you didn't know that either....

      Sure, there are jellyfish genes in your barley...and don't forget your tinfoil hat when you go out.

    6. Re:So is the US by pommiekiwifruit · · Score: 1

      Doesn't that mean it is equivalent to x wavelengths of cesium 133 radiation, since that is how the second is defined? I guess Superman didn't like them having all that Krypton around.

    7. Re:So is the US by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's good to know we have three organizations that check genetically modified foods and do not label them as GM in any way whatsoever.

    8. Re:So is the US by pommiekiwifruit · · Score: 1

      But it makes such a pretty colour!

      Well, according to Ponappa, Brzozowski and Finer Transient expression and stable transformation of soybean using the jellyfish green fluorescent protein anyway...

  146. Good! by Wolfier · · Score: 1

    Americans have never missed anything by not using the metric.

    Turns out that the meter is screwed. Ha, told ya!!

    Disclaimer: I am Canadian, and use metric.

    1. Re:Good! by vidarh · · Score: 1

      Funnily enough, the metric system has been the official basis for defining units in the US since 1893, so this affects the US as well - in the US an inch is officially defined by it's length in metric units, for instance.

    2. Re:Good! by Wolfier · · Score: 1

      Don't you think it's just a workaround so that people can still use inch everyday while officially claims that the US uses "metric"?

    3. Re:Good! by HuguesT · · Score: 1

      Well, if you want to continue doing science in Imperial, then you need a way to define the foot as precisely as the meter is right now. The easiest way is to specify a multiplicative constant, end of problem.

  147. Except that... by Captain_Chaos · · Score: 1

    > and why should I care if it detoritates?

    Presuming you're American, you would use feet, pounds, find metric too complicated, etc, etc - so probably wont care if it does.

    Except that the definition of the American pounds is based on the kilogram, so it actually does affect Americans when the kilogram diminishes in mass, because that means the pound does too!

    1. Re:Except that... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So let me get this straight, rather than use an infinately easier system, that is a world standard, "you" kept your old system, but recalibrated it to be derived off the new one anyway?

      Yeah that makes sense.

      I understand why Led Zeppelin purposefully misspelt their name now.

    2. Re:Except that... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Perhaps "we" just find that many SAE measurements correspond better to real world applications. Seriously, you try telling a whole country of people that look at stuff and think "eh, it's about -- feet tall" instinctively that they have to switch to a system that doesn't have a very similar measurement. Yards to meters? Sure. But not everything has a reasonably closely corresponding measure.

  148. Re:Reminds me of the changing definition of MegaBy by RevSmiley · · Score: 1

    Well tummyhertz is a pretty painful amount too.

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  149. Making "Stuff" by RevSmiley · · Score: 1

    Even a difficult as this sounds to do the Russians might just be able to do it. They have produced some very pure materials of other types. They are very good at it. It usually doesn't cost them millions of dollars to do this type of stuff either.

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  150. Great scott!! by verbatim · · Score: 2, Funny

    one point twenty-one jigawatts?
    That's almost a bolt of lightning by degrading metric standards.

    On a more serious note, does the declining metre have anything to do with the rising Canadian dollar? And they say that Canada doesn't matter. Humbug, I say. :)

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  151. No, you weigh more. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Actually it's the kilograms that weigh less. It now takes MORE kilograms to match your weight.

  152. Ob Simpsons... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "...and why should I care if it detoritates?"

    "The metric system is the tool of the devil! My car gets forty rods to the hogshead and that's the way I likes it."

  153. Is this a joke? by shish · · Score: 1

    Unobtanium (iirc a fictional element, the chemist's version of "foo")?
    Basing the system on a readings from a crystal ball (odd)?
    gravity changes the mass (false)?

    is this real?

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  154. oh yes, ever called out a plumber? by RMH101 · · Score: 1

    or a joiner? or anyone else you *need* to fix your house or utilities?!

    1. Re:oh yes, ever called out a plumber? by trash+eighty · · Score: 1

      so what? if something needs fixing you get someone to do it, they could measure their shelves et cetera in metres, feet, arms, ants arses or whatever for all i care. as long as it fits!

    2. Re:oh yes, ever called out a plumber? by spiny · · Score: 1

      yeah, but thats a different thing all together, like the other reply says, as long as the problem gets fixed, they could measure stuff in leagues for all i care, but what you're probably find is that people under 30 will use metric, whereas people older will use imperial.

      for example, i'm in the middle of building a frame for a rock and roll bed for the back of my van (bought it with no interior) and as i keep most of my tools at my parents place, my dad is helping me. i'll measure something and say its 13mil etc and he'll pause for a bit while he converts it then reply with 'ok, so we need some 1/4 inch bar' or whatever....

      so i'd say there are more people using metric than aren't.

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  155. Me too. by The+Cydonian · · Score: 1

    Haven't been there personally, no, but funny you should ask; just spent close to 1.5 hours reading up on Bhutan (and nearby Sikkim, Arunachal Pradesh)! :-)

    My understanding of the situation is that there seems to be very little chance of the authorities there allowing independent travel in the region (by which I presume you mean a registered-travel-agent-less backpacking expedition). I guess that's kind of understandable; this is, after all, the last remaining Shangri La, you wouldn't want commercialisation and cultural pollution that comes with largescale tourism activities.

    Oh well, so much for my plan to be a 21st century David Livingstone. :-|

    1. Re:Me too. by dracocat · · Score: 1

      Actually, after doing some research it looks like you can hire a local personal tour guide/translater that will do whatever itinerary you want.

    2. Re:Me too. by The+Cydonian · · Score: 1

      My point is, you can't go alone. You are required to go through a registered tourist operator by law.

  156. Pints of beer will never fade.. by swmccracken · · Score: 1

    Even in NZ you can order a pint of beer at a pub with no problem - and we've been fully metric for decades.

    (Although, by law, it has to be at least 598mL from memory :-)

  157. Yards were much more fun by Zog+The+Undeniable · · Score: 1

    The yard used to be defined as the distance between Henry VIII's nose and outstretched fingertip. Of course, subsequent kings redefined the yard to match their own vital statistics, so there are many obsolete English yards!

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  158. That's kind of cool... by interactive_civilian · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Since the speed of light is 299,792,458 meters per second (taken from here), I am roughly 5.67 light nanoseconds tall. Interesting in a useless fact kind of way...

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  159. Don't miss school tomorrow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...they might teach you about fractions.

    If one mole of C12 gives you 12g from which you can construct 1kg, what's wrong with counting/creating a structure composed of 1/1200 mole, say, and constructing 1kg from it, knowing that it weighs exactly 12/1200g?

    1. Re:Don't miss school tomorrow by msouth · · Score: 1
      If one mole of C12 gives you 12g from which you can construct 1kg, what's wrong with counting/creating a structure composed of 1/1200 mole, say, and constructing 1kg from it, knowing that it weighs exactly 12/1200g?


      Ok, slower this time. How will you know when you have 1/1200th of a mole?
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    2. Re:Don't miss school tomorrow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      1 mole = 6.0221367e23 atoms
      1/1200 mole = 6.0221367e23/1200 = 5.01844725e20 atoms

      If your technique can count 6.0221367e23 atoms, surely it can count 5.01844725e20 atoms as well.

    3. Re:Don't miss school tomorrow by David+Roundy · · Score: 1

      The point was that you can't count either 6.0221367e23 atoms or 5.01844725e20 atoms.

  160. It all comes down to the second by misterpies · · Score: 1


    Given that we know mass and energy are equivalent, why not define the kilogram in terms of its equivalent energy? i.e. 1kg = E_kg/(c^2).
    The energy could then be translated into the frequency of a photon having that energy using the relation E=h*v (that's v as in "nu"). So 1kg = h_kg*v/(c^2)

    That reduces defining the kilogram to a question of defining the second. And the second is defined as 9192631770 oscillations of between the two hyperfine levels of the ground state of Caesium 133.

    In fact, because of the accuracy with which we can measure time, the second has become the defacto fundamental quantity. For example, the metre is defined in terms of the distance covered by light in 1/299 792 458 s. (such a pity they didn't just go for 1/300000000...this could have been done by keeping the metre the same but defining the second slightly differently, which hardly anyone would have noticed)

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  161. 'c' relies on second by Otis_INF · · Score: 0

    Your E=mc^2 idea is neat but 'c' also relies on time, which means that the equation relies on time, and thus doesn't solve the 'it relies on timemeasurement' problem.

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    1. Re:'c' relies on second by misterpies · · Score: 4, Informative


      No. In SI units, c is not measured but defined. Physically, c is just a man-made constant of proportionality deriving from the fact that, for historical reasons, we measure time differently from space. In reality, both time and space are physical dimensions and so it makes perfect sense to express both in terms of the same units, be they seconds or metres.

      That's why most theoretical physicists like to do their calculations in "natural units" -- i.e. you set c=1 and h/2pi=1 -- since in reality the values of the fundamental constants are artefacts of your measurement system. Scientifically speaking, it makes sense to set all independent constants to 1 since it brings out the fact that the "equivalence" of eg mass and energy, or distance and time, is really an identicality.

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  162. What the hell is "kilo-" doing in a base unit? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What's always confused me is that our "base unit" for mass is a kilogram. One millionth of any base unit foo should be a microfoo, but a millionth of a kilogram is a milligram, not a microkilogram.

    I'm dimly aware of the mks v. cgs history, and I can accept that the kilogram might be a more practical unit than the gram for deriving the Newton, Pascal, etc.

    But why was it decided to have two base units (i.e. the gram, which is the base unit for prefixing, and the kilogram, which is the base unit for deriving compound units)? Wouldn't it have made more sense to come up with a new name for the kilogram, which could then be a true base unit?

  163. Oh My God! by dcw3 · · Score: 1

    >The Pt-Ir cylinder is kept in France, and measured annually

    I knew there was more to "The French Connection" than they were telling us. First they pretend like they've got nothin' to do with helping Saddam build WMD, and then they're skimming extra drug money by changing the measurement. :-))

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  164. France? by strAtEdgE · · Score: 2, Funny

    Uh oh did someone say France? Next thing you know the americans are going to want to call it the 'freedomgram'.

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  165. turn the tables! by qute · · Score: 1

    Just define a kilogram from Volt. As I understand that volt is now defined by some "Josephson junction".

    Problem solved.

    Ahhh, the bliss of ignorence....

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  166. I will take over the world! by bgarcia · · Score: 1, Funny
    The agency guards the international reference kilogram and keeps it in a heavily guarded safe in a château outside Paris.
    It is all part of my nefarious plot to take over the world! I am slowly stealing the kilogram standard, one microgram at a time! Those French guards are clueless!

    Once I have obtained the entire reference kilogram, I will change it to be whatever I want! People will be fad-dieting to lose the extra 20kg's they picked up last night! With my recent investments in Jenny Craig and Richard Simmons workout videos, I'll be "sweating to the oldies" all the way to the bank!

    MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

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  167. Re:metric system by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Stupid Americans can't even get some of those right, with that not-quite-a-gallon you seem to favour.

  168. Re:Kilogram? Typo alert! by Spock+the+Baptist · · Score: 1

    The previous should have read... ...is that torque is in foot pounds, *meter Newtons*, etc. and work is in pound feet, *Newton meters*, etc.

    As I said it can get confusing! In SI units say it in Joules!

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  169. Re:That's why I like the pound by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I don't like the pound. It's got too many other meanings. For instance, you'll never be sent to a "federal kilogram-me-in-the-ass prison," now, will you?

  170. Water? 1 cc = 1 gram ? by simetra · · Score: 1

    I was under the impression that a gram was the weight (or mass, whatever) of 1 cubic centimeter of water. Then, a kilogram would be 1000 of these. Water is fairly common, on this planet anyway.

    What's with using 1000 of something as a standard? Why don't we then call what we now call a gram a micro-kilogram?

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    1. Re:Water? 1 cc = 1 gram ? by Kredal · · Score: 1

      I'm pretty sure that's backwards... They took one gram of water, at surface pressure, and called it one cc/ml

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    2. Re:Water? 1 cc = 1 gram ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Because a micro-kilogram is a milligram?

    3. Re:Water? 1 cc = 1 gram ? by BrainInAJar · · Score: 1

      Because they wanted something about the same weight as a pound (twice the amount isn't a big deal. Weighing potatoes in grams would be a bitch, doing it in kilo's isn't) they also wanted something to replace the foot with, enter the meter, something to replace the mile, enter the kilometre, etc. etc.

    4. Re:Water? 1 cc = 1 gram ? by aaaurgh · · Score: 1

      Kilo = 1000, micro = 1/1000000, milli=1/1000!

      By the same token you might have a 60GigaMilliKilobyte drive

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  171. Centrifuge? by The+Lord+of+Chaos · · Score: 1

    Why not use a centrifuge for the Watt balance? You'd think that if you can have the centrifuge spinning at a constant rate parallel to the earth you wouldn't need to calculate the local gravitational field.

  172. Isotopes by Detritus · · Score: 1

    One of the problems is that a liter of water doesn't weigh the same in different places. The isotopic composition of the hydrogen and oxygen varies by location. A liter of water isn't a uniform collection of 1H and 16O atoms. There are varying amounts of 2H and 18O.

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  173. They do not call football soccer by Albinoman · · Score: 1

    They call soccer, football. They call football, American football.

  174. "No one knows why it is shedding weight" by pete-classic · · Score: 2, Informative

    Uh, could it have something to do with it being (partially) made of iridium?

    -Peter

  175. Short period of time?!? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You've had DECADES!!!

  176. A New Digital Standard: the Ton of Software by ch-chuck · · Score: 1

    People have been refering to large quantities of software in 'tons' for a long time - they could simply make that an official quantity and derive the other units from that. Being digital, it would be easy to reproduce and measure, and any problems with unauthorized copies would be prevented by the DMCA. I'll nominate a forward looking quantity of 10 DVD's FULL as 'one ton' of software, or 47Gb.

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  177. Funded by 'lose 30 lbs in 2 weeks' by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I am sure this is somehow funded by those weight losing programs to tell people how they have lost so much weight just by screwing up 'how much 1 kg/lb means'

  178. Also in New England. by Joseph+Vigneau · · Score: 1

    Well, at least in northern New England, the highway signs show distances in both miles and kilometers, so as to not confuse the visiting Canadians... But they still don't let you give Canadian quarters at the toll booths; I hate it when I get one of these things as change...

  179. ergonomics by anythings-possible-b · · Score: 0

    20:05 27/5/2546

    TOPIC: ergonomics

    STUPID STUPID STUPID. i'm not a bunch of atoms, just like that ...
    i would propose a new definition of weight like this:

    on world pooh-day everybody messures how much they sh*t and submits it, we then
    summe it and divide thru number of entries this would be very good definition of weight, because with this
    we could build better water-supply system, better sewage systems, better planes, etc.
    "our sewage-system can handle 10^16 "perfectly spherical single crystal of silicon" per minute", aua!

    see it's pro-human weight system. who gives a damn about silicion!

    oh oops! how to we messure the amount of pooh ...

    i hate MeV, MOL just so you know. i just can't imagine it ... and it's really not handy for do-it-youself applications.

  180. Re:Making "Stuff" by JDevers · · Score: 1

    Purity isn't the problem, the voids in the lattice aren't neccessarily the result of contamination. Instead, they are voids, truly nothing, little pockets of vaccuum...however you want to visualize it :)

    Basically, as the crystal structure of the silicon is forming, a bit of crystal forms around a part that, well, isn't crystal. Imagine freezing water in a vaccuum, the water will not form a perfect ice crystal...it will be very nearly perfect, but not perfect. There will be both miniscule amounts of chemical contamination (which is somewhat easier to deal with) and misformations in the chemical lattice. Water freezes at a relatively low temperature so these wouldn't even be as significant as in a silicon crystal were the temps involved are much higher.

  181. Lonely Planet says Bhutan uses metric by vaxer · · Score: 1
  182. There's the problem: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Even the apparent change of 50 micrograms in the kilogram -- less than the weight of a grain of salt -- is enough to distort careful scientific calculations. How often do they clean the measure? A few particles of dust, a dead skin cell or two....

    1. Re:There's the problem: by kmweber · · Score: 0

      Except the kilogram is "shedding", meaning it is LOSING mass.

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  183. When I first read the title... by psxndc · · Score: 1
    I thought that the story would have to do with drug-related weight measurments becoming the 1. defintion of kilogram in Webster's or something. I mean, I knew the U.S. was losing the "drug war" but I'm glad it hasn't reached _that_ point.

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  184. Where Did It Go? by jmichaelg · · Score: 1
    I read the article but have several questions:
    1. Where did the platinum go?
      1. Did it evaporate?
      2. Did it rub off on the guy's glove when he weighs it each year?
      3. Is there something else going on?
    2. So somehow you manage to build a smooth silicon sphere instead of a platinum bar. What exactly have you gained? Why won't it whither away like the platinum is doing?What advantage does silicon have over Platinum? Fewer isotopes, less reactive or something else?
    3. How will you know you have a kg's worth? We can't seem to get a decent reading on G, let alone the number of atoms in a silicon sphere.
    1. Re:Where Did It Go? by sphealey · · Score: 1
      Where did the platinum go?

      1. Did it evaporate?

      2. Did it rub off on the guy's glove when he weighs it each year?

      3. Is there something else going on?

      There was a good article about this in The Atlantic Monthly about 10 years ago. There are a number of theories, but the most accepted one is that when the masses were first made they were polished with a metal polish that contained some sort of volitile compound. That polished was absorbed into the platinum, and has been slowly evaporating ever since.

      sPh

    2. Re:Where Did It Go? by jwilloug · · Score: 1

      So somehow you manage to build a smooth silicon sphere instead of a platinum bar. What exactly have you gained? Why won't it whither away like the platinum is doing?What advantage does silicon have over Platinum? Fewer isotopes, less reactive or something else?

      Reproducibilty. If you accidently drop your Si sphere and break it in half, you can flip the switch on your sphere-making machine and get another exact kilogram.

    3. Re:Where Did It Go? by JeebusJones · · Score: 1

      I had a lecturer in college who worked in some big metrology lab in Germany. He told us a story of this old guy who worked in national standards lab. The story goes that every now and again "The Kilo" is loaned out so that each country can compare against their own kilo. When it gets back the old guy baths the kilo in alcohol and the polishes it with a special cloth then it is bathed in alcohol again. The same guy had been doing it for 50 odd years, and they were able to measure the drift in weight of "The Kilo", all was fine until he died. When the new guy went and washed "The Kilo", He managed to alter its weight more substantially, thus causing the problem we have now. Don't blame me if this is bullshit I was a lowly undergraduate when I heard this.

      The idea of using silicon is that you can make very perfect crystals. With very perfect dimensions. So a single cell silicon crystal would have proportionate dimensions to one a million times its size. You know how many atoms are in a single cell, then measuring the dimensions of your giant crystal you know how many atoms are in it. And thus can calculate the weight based on the atomic weight of a silicon atom. The same lecturer told us this, however he gave the example of carbon so that the kilo could be linked to the mole.

      JJ

  185. Just what I needed to hear . .. . by vizualizr · · Score: 2, Funny

    Great. A kilogram is getting smaller? That means I'm getting fatter!!

    Good thing the pound is nice and stable . . I couldn't stand for my quarter-pounders to get any smaller!!

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  186. oh oh! a funny too! by ShinmaWa · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Replying to myself --

    There's one sign on I-19 that I find absolutely hilarious though. It says something along the lines of:

    Ajo Rd - 1000 m
    Irvington Rd - 3000 m
    Valencia Rd - 5000 m

    The theory - Either they
    A) ran out of 'k'.
    B) had a whole bunch of '0's to get rid of.
    C) don't quite get the concept.

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  187. France? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    dang... even platinum is lazy in france. maybe it wouldnt lose much weight if it didnt spend smoke instead of eating.

    badamp-ching!

  188. Re:I Agree - We should go metric (Bhutan) by Frodo420024 · · Score: 1
    Bhutan is a fundamentalist islamic country that doesn't even have any phones yet.

    Whoa, a few facts for you: Bhutan is the only officially Tibetan buddhist country left on the planet (Tibet looses on knock-out). Mainly Kagyu lineage, Karmapa (the lineage head, equivalent to Dalai Lama) actually has Bhutanese passport.

    Phones and Internet work (well, reasonably) in Bhutan, according to my friends.

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  189. Silly artifacts by jabber01 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    IIRC, the kilogram is the last basic unit of measure still expressed in terms of an artifact, as opposed to though an observable phenomenon + mathematics.

    IM(H)O, we need to do away with this, because artifacts exist in only one place. They can be stolen, damaged, or suffer from flaws and natural processes like the one we're seeing right now.

    Of course, the flip side of having everything in terms of observable phenomena creates the problem of measurement, and making tools sensitive enough to do that work. Philosophically, the problem goes circular here, for how do you make a set of calibration weights for a scale, if you have to measure things to the atom first...

    But in practice, there is no problem, because the measurement technology exists, and we're talking about the "standard" or "reference" units here.

    Imagine having to calibrate a scale on Mars, or Alpha Centauri. Getting that artifact to the "job site", to make sure the scale is true, would be a bit of a chore.

    A kilogram should be expressed not in terms of the number of atoms in a particular crystal, but rather in terms of the mass of X moles of standard substance Y.

    We can assume (if we can not, then all else is a lie) that a particular isotope of a particular element will have the same mass eveywhere in the Universe. We know the number of atoms in a mole. Problem solved.

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  190. When did they change this by Raistlin99 · · Score: 1

    A meter was the distance light traveled in 1/299,792,458 of a second. One second is the time that elapses during 9,192,631,770 (9.192631770 x 109) cycles of the radiation produced by the transition between two levels of the cesium 133 atom. Just thought you would want to know.

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  191. obligatory futurama reference by klparrot · · Score: 1
    Why don't we just get a big rocket, and alter the orbit so that it is exactly 365 days ? Or better yet 366 days, then we can give everyone a holiday (in rememberance of all of the species that were extinguished for our selfish ends).

    Or gather all the robots on the Galapagos Islands, and have them vent their exhausts straight up. This will push us into a wider orbit, lengthening the year by exactly one week, which will, by order of President Richard Nixon's Head, be a party every year.

  192. Mod parent by aridhol · · Score: 1

    -1, Groaner

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  193. How do they know it's shrinking? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    To detect a change in mass, they must be measuring it against something they regard as a more reliable definition of the unit of mass than the thing they are trying to measure, which is itself supposed to be the fundamental reference.

    If they really believe in a reference kg., the conclusion should be that all the other masses in the world are increasing in mass. If not, then who cares about it?

  194. Rr: People don't want to change by A55M0NKEY · · Score: 2, Insightful
    People don't want to change because most everything around here still uses ye olde english system.

    For instance: I won't get a car that has big kilometer numbers and little mile numbers until the speed limit signs have the speed in kph listed in large type with the speed in mph small type at the bottom. I won't get a tape measure that measures in meters/cm until lumber is sold in convienient metric lengths. The building codes should all be in metric too if they are not already. When the gas and milk are sold in litres, I'll have a better intuition as to how much one liter is ( soda is sold in 1 and 2 litre increments so I kinda do already )

    I must have both metric and inch type wrenches because it is completely random as to which type will fit, even on the same item. Who knows if the 50yd line will ever become the 50m line in football or if the game might subtly change by using the slightly longer meter. If they stopped selling TVs with 27 inch screens and used centimeters, people would learn to like centimeters.

    The only way we're ever going to switch is if the government mandates that all the measurements of products are given in metric in larger type than their equivalent in ye olde inches/feet/furlong system, and that the government must use that system exclusively on all signs / documents etc.

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    1. Re:Rr: People don't want to change by overunderunderdone · · Score: 1

      The only way we're ever going to switch is if the government mandates....

      You are making my point for me. A *mandate* is "An authoritative command or instruction" - Dictionary.com. If people need to be commanded to switch that is evidence enough that they don't *want* to.

    2. Re:Rr: People don't want to change by A55M0NKEY · · Score: 1

      I was talking about mandating that the *government* use the metric system, and that commercial products change their labeling. I was not talking about making your 1/2 inch socket illegal. People don't WANT to switch to the metric system because it is not even COMPATIBLE with government published info. Mandating that the government run it's internal house a certain way does not infinge on anybody's rights. And I don't think that making Sony put X centimeters in larger type than Y inches on it's TV set boxes is going to ruin anyone's day. Of course, you might think a gallon of milk fits perfectly in the fridge and won't want to change to 4 litres, and you might want your guinness in pints, but those are the exceptions. It may not even be neccesary to mandate commercial labeling if government set an example. The metric system might catch on all by itself.

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    3. Re:Rr: People don't want to change by Fishead · · Score: 1

      "soda is sold in 1 and 2 litre increments so I kinda do already " What the crap is SODA?

    4. Re:Rr: People don't want to change by overunderunderdone · · Score: 1

      I was talking about mandating that the *government* use the metric system, and that commercial products change their labeling.

      Madating it on private manufacturers is still forcing people (manufacturers in this case) to do something that don't want to/don't see a need for/believe their customers wouldn't want. For that matter in most instances we already have this - government mandated labels include metric measurements often in the dominant position (take a look at nutritional info on any food item). If you don't want to buy your milk by the gallon you are free to buy it in handy 3.78 Liter bottles that are suprisingly clearly labelled as such (I just looked, the text was the same size - though it was in parenthesis)

      The US government already does tend to favor the metric system in every area it influences. Usage of metric in the US seems to be influence by two factors. Metric is used in any given area in direct proportion to government regulation of that area (which is why Americans think only illicit drugs are measured in "kilos" and "Klicks" are some obscure military unit of measurement). Medicine (very highly regulated) is measured in grams, food (less regulated) is measured with English units but has metric equivalents very clearly labeled; Anything free from government labelling regulations use English units of measurement. This is sometimes offset by the other influence: metric is used in inverse proportion to it's visibility/impact on the public. Highway signage for example, even though it is entirely in the government realm, is in miles because switching would irritate the public.

      Government doesn't change not because government administrators wouldn't like to (paternalistic do-goodism being the joy of government administrators everywhere) but because their clientele, the people they *serve* would rather continue to get information in the format they actually use and has the democratic tools to check government's desire to "fix" things. Is it the governments role to "do me good" even when I don't want it to/"don't know any better"? Is it the public's servant or it's teacher? Different societies have different views but in American society the answer is pretty clear and any politician getting it wrong is commiting political suicide.

    5. Re:Rr: People don't want to change by overunderunderdone · · Score: 1

      Soda
      n. 2.b. Chiefly Northeastern U.S., Eastern Missouri, & Southwestern Illinois. See soft drink.

      soft drink
      n. In both senses also called soda pop, also called regionally cold drink, drink, pop, soda, soda water, tonic.
      1. A nonalcoholic, flavored, carbonated beverage, usually commercially prepared and sold in bottles or cans.
      2. A serving of this beverage

    6. Re:Rr: People don't want to change by WizardX · · Score: 1

      Also called soda here in Wisconsin. It is not a water fountain, either, it is a bubbler damnit.

    7. Re:Rr: People don't want to change by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Only in the east. In the west, it's pop and water fountain, dammit.

  195. is shedding at an appreciable rate by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In other words: it's surrendering !

  196. I'll get me coat. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Admit it - you post on Gwlad!

  197. Changing to metric by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    Changing to the metric system has nothing to do with the war. A lot of European countries were on it before WW2, and the British started the change long after postwar rebuilding.

    Canada also started switching in the seventies, and the switch is pretty much complete, as you will know if you come and visit.

  198. Instead.. by A55M0NKEY · · Score: 1
    Why not define the day as 1/360 of a year so that the math( base 60 ) is easier: 1 day = 1 degree rotation around the sun. Then have everyone run/drive/bicycle east until the earth's rotation is slowed enough to lengthen the day to 1/360 of a year. The day would only need to be about 35 minutes longer - I could live with that.

    Or we could wait till the moon ( which is getting farther and farther away ) slows the earth's rotation to 1/360 of a year and then run/drive/pogo-stick eastwards to keep the day from lengthenting any longer to we don't end up with month long days where we get frozen and fried.

    Since 24.35 hours a day makes hour math a lil hairy the hour and the second would have to be redefined too - preferably using base 10. Then you could have the morning hour the brunch hour, the lunch/siesta hour, the dinner hour and the tv hour, the sex hour and the night hours.

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    1. Re:Instead.. by rthille · · Score: 1

      But when everyone stopped driving/biking/pogo-sticking east, the earth would speed up again :-( Perhaps we could all shine our flashlights/lasers/ion-beam-weapons toward the east instead.

      But if we do slow down the rotation of the earth, the day needs to be defined as more than 24 hours, because spending 8 hours at work now is killing me, if the hours were longer, I'd have to go postal :-)

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    2. Re:Instead.. by A55M0NKEY · · Score: 1

      I hear that!

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  199. You know you've got to go metric one day... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    because they use kilometers on Star Trek!

  200. Measurement conversion by alchemist68 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Reading through the responses to this post brings back fond memories of Dr. Wade's DiffEQ class back in 1996. I recall a homework assignment that required solving a differential equation, then plug-n-chug to get the numerical answer. I was the only non-math major in the class and the only student who had the correct answer. The reason I had the correct answer was that I was a chemistry major familiar with systems of measurement, and the problem specifically stated to find the MASS of the object in the English system. Everyone thinks the measurement of mass in the English system is the POUND, which is completely incorrect, the POUND is a FORCE unit. The mass unit of measure in the English system is the SLUG.

    1. Re:Measurement conversion by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'll slug you, ya smart ass... :)

    2. Re:Measurement conversion by aaaurgh · · Score: 1

      I presume "the English system" is a specific system which happens to be named English, rather than suggesting the Poms still use imperial measurements.

      I took my O and A levels (U.K. 15yr.-18yr. qualifications at that time) in '77-'80 and everything in maths, chemistry, physics and etc. was taught and examined using the S.I. metrics system, country wide.

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  201. Base twelve by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That would be great if everyone could remember what twelve cubed was.

  202. S.I. vs. Emperical (they both suck) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The S.I. system of units is no more scientific then the Emperical system. In S.I. you have the meter which is the length of some dead kings/queens arm; in emperical you have the inch which is the length of something else totally retarded (a yard is 36 inches).

    Ounce vs. Kilogram is the same thing. Measurements that are totally arbitrary and meaningless.

    Having a base of ten is fine for you S.I. people, but why haven't you changed the clocks in your countries yet to S.I. units? (If you research hard and long enough you'll find an S.I. clock). The reason is that the US will never change to S.I. And most of the world's economies are linked to the US.

  203. How do they weigh it? by sutekh137 · · Score: 1

    If it is the standard, how to they weigh it?

    Maybe the weighing apparatus changed...not the mass itself?

    Anyone know how they determined the standard is getting "lighter" or less massive?

    JoeK

  204. In America as i write this by SolemnDragon · · Score: 1
    looking at my water bottle, which reads, .5 LITER ) (1 PT, .9 FL OZ)

    If that's not a change, i don't know what is, folks. This was bottled and labelled in the US. It's one of many small changes- the Liters are being labelled above the pints and ounces.

    At least in some cases.

  205. It's clear where it went... by Bvardi · · Score: 1

    Somebody is emblezzling... just really really slowly! "Hey buddy, turn out your pockets... hey... is that a platinum atom?"

  206. Replace outdated platinum iridium by CERDIP · · Score: 3, Funny

    The standard 1 kg block should be replaced by the 1 kg Christmas Fruit Cake. As everyone knows, it is indestructible, and only one exists in the entire world (people just keep mailing it around to each other every year).

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  207. Heavily guarded? by penultimatepost · · Score: 1

    "The agency guards the international reference kilogram and keeps it in a heavily guarded safe in a château outside Paris". DARN IT, they need to guard it better!! someone is obvioulsly stealing!!!! Call Inspector Clouseau, he'll take care of it.

  208. Why not just use the gram? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If it's too difficult to precisely measure the number of atoms in a kilogram of something... why can't they calculate using a gram instead. Then just multiply the results by 1000.

    Is there something that prevents this from being a useful method?

  209. but, but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    but they said diamonds are forever!

  210. Ah-HA! by HomerNet · · Score: 1

    HA! All you wierd for-en-ers switching to your mit-rik system! Shows to go ya!

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  211. Not really, by lukme · · Score: 1

    Look at your circuit board, I bet the layout is based in mm and approximated to the closest english measure.

    Consider all of the CNC tools (found in machine shops), to switch between english and metric is a matter of pressing a button.

    Most auto mechanics have to buy english and metric tools.

    I bet if your serveying equipment is high end there is an easy conversion to make it metric.

    Just think about it, it truely is low hanging fruit. Why would any company limit their products just to the US, when they could provide them to the entire world without much effort?

    1. Re:Not really, by Sound+Thinker · · Score: 1

      Actually, if you look carefully, you might find that most common IC's have pin spacings of 0.1 inches, which converts (exactly, as it happens) to 2.54 mm. So, while you could argue that the layout is metric because there is exactly 2.54 mm spacing between holes, you will make things _much_ easier on yourself if you measure it in inches.

      BTW: the 2.54 mm is not an approximation for 0.1", or vice versa. The conversion factor is defined to be _exactly_ 25.4 mm per inch - not the easiest conversion to remember, but is is nice to know that conversions can be done exactly, not just approximated to n decimal places.

  212. Re:Reminds me of the changing definition of MegaBy by Achoi77 · · Score: 1

    1 Kb = 2^10 bytes (1024)

    1 Mb = 2^20 bytes (1048576)

    1 Gb = 2^30 bytes (1073741824)

    It was those damn lazy scientists! Now it's comin back to haunt us! :)

  213. standards are arbitrary by GunFodder · · Score: 1

    What standard isn't arbitrary? There's always another way to do things. The advantage of using the metric system is it's the same arbitrary measures that are used everywhere else.

    I think the US will end up using the metric system whether they like it or not. With the proliferation of international trade we are being flooded with products that use the metric system. Eventually we'll give in.

  214. Sloth by Chasuk · · Score: 1

    In 1893, the metric system was adopted as the standards for length and mass in the United States.

    Somehow, in the intervening years, nobody remembered to tell the general populace.

    Then, in 1975, Congress passed the Metric Conversion Act. The U.S. Metric Board was established that same year, and the metric system was finally adopted.

    Or not.

    The U.S. Metric Board was dissolved in 1982, and we are now the only industrialized nation which does not use the metric system.

    Are we a nation of mental defectives? Will it really take another 110 years before we finally go metric?

    1. Re:Sloth by that+_evil+_gleek · · Score: 1

      We use the metric system everyday. Ever buy a 2 liter of coke? Most industries use metric when it makes sense to do so. The miltary uses metric, at least they talk about 'klicks", measure guns in mm, subs talk about depth in meters, etc.

      Going _whole_hog_ metric means replacing the gallon of milk, or the cup, or the 8x5, or the 2x4 with "metric nears"; changing a lot of stuff, just to get a metric wholenumber...
      Drive 55 becomes what? Somecrap with a decimal... If you want the metric, look on the box ,it's probably there.. in fact, doesn't it have to be? But, why bother? A lot of expense for the sake of conformity.. You know, "a foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds."

      Anyway, I'd rather use Fahrenheit for discussions about "room temperature", otherwise things would sound hopelessly pendantic: people arguing about five nineth's of a degree.. I wouldn't be surprised if manufacturers just decided to screw people, and save some bucks on less precise thermostats, since +/- 1 degree C isn't as precise as +/- 1 degree F...

      Actually, to be on topic, I should note our system was changed to be based on that reference kg. -- that a pound was redefined to based on the kg -- by definition, so this affects us, as well. Perhaps, even by 1 of the groups you cite... I never should have sold back my history books....

    2. Re:Sloth by aaaurgh · · Score: 1

      "Going _whole_hog_ metric means replacing the gallon of milk, or the cup, or the 8x5, or the 2x4 with "metric nears"; changing a lot of stuff, just to get a metric wholenumber..."

      Is it really that hard, given that you've already said you're partly converted anyway. Numerous other countries have done it, including currency conversions, it's not as if it's likely to kill you. Hell, the Swedes managed to cope with changing the side of the road they drove on some years back, not something you can implement gradually!

      Personally, it seems far more intuative to say that zero is freezing point (H20@STP for the pedantics) and a hundred for boiling point, rather than 32 and 212, and it aligns to the Kelvin a whole heap better too.

      Anyway, look on the bright side: 55mph is about 88kph - they're bound to round that to 90kph, so you can drive that little bit faster legally!

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  215. An reliable SI measurement by TenDimensions · · Score: 1

    I was always under the impression that the metric system was based off naturally occurring phenomenon. I thought the meter was related to the wavelength of something and I thought the cubic centimeter was really important as one cubic centimeter of water weighed one gram and the amount of energy needed to boil that water was a joule or something like that.

    With today's technology why not set the units of measurements to things like a cube of water and the length of a light wave? That to me seems like it would make the most sense.

  216. Woodworking in metric by confu2000 · · Score: 1

    Divisibility by 3 and 4 is a good point. How about basing your projects on 12 cm units then? Or alternately, 36 cm which is close to a foot (14").

    1. Re:Woodworking in metric by jrumney · · Score: 1

      Because only dressmakers measure in centimetres. Real men use millimetres.

  217. Fixable by fudgefactor7 · · Score: 1

    Duh... simple people. They KNOW what the KG weighed at the start (2.2046.... pounds.) That amount is convertable to anything else (like X number of silicon atoms, etc.) I don't know why this is that big a deal. Must be the French...

  218. No by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Moving to the metric system... 25.4mm by 25.4mm.

  219. Re:in Earth sea-level context they're interchangea by Yunzil · · Score: 1

    You can use a pound as a unit of mass

    Well, no. And anyway, the unit of mass in the imperial system is the 'slug'. Really.

  220. The kilogram is getting lighter? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Well, if a unit of constant mass is getting lighter, obviously the gravitational field is changing. Duh.

  221. Trivial... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I am an american engineer who commonly deals with both the metric and english units. My opinion is that america hasn't changed over too quickly because of the massive infrastructure and interia built around the english system, *and* because conversion between them is quite easy. I think anyone who commonly encounters both systems has mastered the conversions necessary, and it really isn't a big deal to them. It's a trivial task to convert. Both systems have thier merits, and were well thought out for what they were used for.

    This notion that measurement system compatability is a major issue with world trade and technology is just not true.

    It's not a big deal folks, move along.

  222. Offtopic - your sig by serbanp · · Score: 1

    It's a pity to misquote such a beautiful saying.

    Nicola Tesla actually said (as a reply to Edison's babble "genius is one percent inspiration, and ninety-nine percent perspiration"):

    "If Mr. Edison would think a little more, he would sweat less"

    Serban

    1. Re:Offtopic - your sig by Proteus · · Score: 1
      Can you, perhaps, send me a link that references that? For obvious reasons, I'm reluctant to change my sig unless I'm proven wrong.


      If you do have a definitive link, I'd be much obliged.

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    2. Re:Offtopic - your sig by serbanp · · Score: 1

      I'm sorry, I couldn't find a definitive reference to it. So, please accept my apologies for sounding so certain about it when, in fact, it seems I was wrong.

      I still do believe that this version is more sarcastical and actually illustrates better the huge difference between these two personalities.

      Serban

  223. Re:Pipe-sizes are not that simple...Pipe & Tub by Overzeetop · · Score: 2, Informative

    Things to remember:

    "Pipe" is described by it's nominal diameter and strength ("schedule"). Nominal diameter is neither internal nor external. ex: 4" schedule 40

    "Tube" is defined by the external dimension (not necessarily diameter) and wall thinkness. ex: 4x4x1/4 (a square tube, 4" on a side, with a 1/4" thickness.)

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  224. actually you would 'weigh' more by count0 · · Score: 1

    do the math

    to illustrate, with a 10% difference:

    Year 2003 KG = 1000 2003 grams
    Year 2010 KG = 900 2003 grams

    You currently weigh 80kg (176lbs)
    if your mass doesn't change
    in 2010 you will weigh 89kg

    Doh...

    1. Re:actually you would 'weigh' more by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      its moded funny
      doh

  225. Where was/is it weighed? by Qbertino · · Score: 1

    At first this sounds silly, but it makes sense to use a standard to acutallly benchmark messures and since this one seems to have served quite long (iirc Napoleon was the first to establish the metric system in a broad range) it might as well be also used today.

    The flawed weight could be due to magnetisim (scales base/table/platform/whatever and cylinder repelling each other) caused by microwave induction from cellphones or the likes. I wonder if the place where the standard is weighed is shielded form this. I would be supprised if not.

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  226. Re: Dark Ages by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Sure, America will move out of the dark ages when the U.K. and Japan start driving on the *right* side of the road! =D

  227. Remember... by JahToasted · · Score: 1

    When you look down, what you're seeing is how your feet looked 5.67 nanoseconds ago....

  228. The Volt by BluesGeek · · Score: 3, Informative

    Just as a minor correction ... the volt is no longer defined in terms of the kg. The international definition of 1 Volt is now defined in terms of the "Josephson Effect" and is an effect observed in superconducting materials that are interupted by a normal metal.

    It turns out, that even without an applied voltage, there is still a current in the system, and after a voltage is applied, the current oscillates at a very predicable rate. Thus, the volt is now defined as the potential required to give a specific number of current osciallations in a Josephson Junction.

    Nit-pickey I know, but maybe of interest.

  229. Defeating the purpose by Captain_Stupendous · · Score: 3, Interesting

    The watt balance solution seems to be linking the Kilogram (mass) with force (weight). This is not entirely desirable, since something that masses a kilo on earth will still mass a kilo in space, or on the moon, or on jupiter. It's mass doesn't change, only it's weight. The Watt balance then, would not only be impractical (imagine having to construct a "3-story structure" every time you want to accurately weight something?), but downright useless for many aerospace applications. Any system of measurement that's dependant on the phase of the moon for it's accuracy should immediately be discounted, in my opinion...

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  230. ummm, thats easy by forgotmypassword · · Score: 1

    12^3 is
    1000 base 12
    where 11 is a
    and 12 is b

    1000 base 12 = 1*12^3 + 0*12^2 + 0*12^1 + 0*12^0 base 10
    = 12^3 base 10

    You talk as if 1 kilo is some special number that everyone has a mystical understanding of because it looks so simple in our number system.

  231. 6) Varying isotopic composition by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Range of natural variations (Atoms %) source

    H1: 99.9816 - 99.9975
    H2: 0.0184 - 0.0025

    O16: 99.7384 - 99.7756
    O17: 0.0399 - 0.0367
    O18: 0.2217 - 0.1877

    For example, fresh water is known to have lighter water molecules than sea water because fresh water comes from evaporation. So one problem is how to define "water" precise to one part in 100 million.

  232. Re:Mass not Weight by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    If a BALANCE is used to compare the MASS of two objects, it doesn't matter whether the gravitational force is 9.8 meters/second/second (approximately sea level) or 2 m/sec/sec: Objects with the same mass will be subjected to equal forces, and show that they are in balance on the 'scale'.

    If a Spring-Loaded scale was being used at locations with different gravitational force, your point would be correct. But a balance will match the MASS of two objects under any gravitation force.

  233. you can use a fixed-field pound by Trepidity · · Score: 1

    An object with a pound of weight in a fixed gravitational field has a fixed mass; thus, the description "weighs 50 pounds at Earth sea-level" is a description of the object's mass. And so "pounds at earth sea level" is a unit of mass, convertible to other units of mass (such as the kilogram) by a fixed constant.

  234. use existing standards by Unregistered · · Score: 1

    The "official" kilo is too arbatrary for me.
    1 kilo = the mass of 1L H2O at 3*(i think)C
    1L = a 10x10x10cm box
    1cm = .1M
    1M is a fraction of a great circle.
    So who needs the block?

    1. Re:use existing standards by ^_^x · · Score: 1

      Very true... In my ignorance, I always thought it WAS derived from the great circle/pure water method.

      The thought that somewhere in France, they keep "THE KILOGRAM" kinda boggles my mind.

  235. Why use a sphere by KlausB · · Score: 1

    What I wonder about is why they use a sphere and not a cube or a tetrahedron.

    If they have a perfect crystal, then it might be possible to use etching to align the sides of the cube or tetrahedron(with silicon having four bonds ?) to the lattice of the crystal and then count the layers either directly (e.g with these raster tunnel microscopes) or by using interference effects that would group a fixed number of layers.

    Is a silicon crystal pure enough so that the basic orientation of the crystal lattice is undisturbed over distances of 10cm ?

    I think the number of atoms along the sides of a 1kg cube of silicon (app. 8cm) would be low enough ( 10^9) so you could hope you could actually count the atoms in reasonable time (eg. within 20minutes ~= 1000secs at 1MHz counting frequency)

    Of course, a sphere would be easier to handle and less prone to chipping bits off.

    Another idea about the silicon cube would be to apply "wear and smear detection circuitry" on the six sides using standard silicon semiconductor processing, e.g by covering the surface with a mesh of little custom cells that would detect the presence of their neighbors and report failed cells when they do not respond.

    But I think this would introduce too much error,
    as 50ug error on the old 1Kg iridium slab (1:2*10^7) would translate to a dimensional error of just about 1nm, less than 10 atomic layers - and these guys are aiming for a noticeable improvement on this !

  236. Whoa by syusuf · · Score: 1

    No wonder I've been putting on weight!

  237. Subversive metrification and Fibonacci by B.D.Mills · · Score: 1

    According to the Prime Pages (http://www.utm.edu/research/primes/), the speed limit in Trenton, Tennessee is 31 miles per hour. A fondness for prime numbers? No - 31 miles per hour is very close to 50 kilometres per hour.

    ===

    Conversion between mph and km/h is simple when you know the trick.

    1 mile = 1.609344 km
    Limit of ratio of successive terms in Fibonacci sequence ~= 1.618034

    So for small numbers you can approximate by using the Fibonacci sequence: 5 miles is about 8 km, 8 miles is about 13 km, and so forth.

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  238. Origin of base 10 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    > I can't think of anything more ludicrous than basing a whole set of measures on the number of digits on a particular primate's hands.

    The metric system follows directly from our number system, which is base 10.

    Our number system is base 10 because that's what medieval Florentine bankers used, because that's what earlier Arabic thinkers used, because that's what previous Hindu and Egyptian civilizations used. The roots of our base 10 number system go back 4000-5000 years (Babylonians and Mohenjo-Daro), so this is hardly something you can blame on the French Revolution (unlike, say, modern democracy...).

    Accordingly, our number system ain't going to change from base 10 any time soon. Given that, we might as well make life easy for people and make measuring and counting the same thing (use base 10 for both) instead of making people learn separate systems for different types of measurement (12 inches, 16 ounces, 3 knots, 1000 varas square, ...). As was noted, many people already use "tenths of a foot" for measurement for this very reason.

    1. Re:Origin of base 10 by SN74S181 · · Score: 1

      The Metric system of units and measures comes out of the noodle-head 'Revolutionary' period of France. The period when the Marquis DeSade was considered an intellectual, etc. etc.

      Please learn your history and stop detracting from the real history of the Metric system. It was pulled whole-cloth out of a specific historical period and a specific 'revolutionary' movement.

  239. Use Tungsten by Tjp($)pjT · · Score: 1

    For heaveans sake it has a vapor pressure of something on the order of one atom per universe. It is durable and dense. I really like physically achievable in the garage standards and I don't think I can afford to measure the exact number of atoms in anything, nor afford a absolute pure silicon crystal sphere or the like.

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  240. Re:Wahh? by Tjp($)pjT · · Score: 1

    Don't use Moe for a machinist. Besides the shipping from Springfield is enormously expensive.

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  241. Re:Millenium Project Up an Running by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why is it deteriorating? Evaportation and a small amount of surface reaction.

    Keeping it in a vacuum would not help either, since evaporation increases with lower pressure. At best you could keep it under some idealised pressure (minimising evaporation vs surface reaction) in an inert gas.

    Presumably some time in the future kg will be defined as a certain curvature of space or something.

  242. It's because of the Yanks! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How can Canada move to a metric system when it is sitting next to the country's largest trading/travelling partner, who refuses to change? Maybe with the increasingly deteriorated relation between the two, we poor Canadians can finally break free from the wrath of the imperialists (that hasn't stopped Quebec's metric progress though).

  243. France- that figures by GrandTheftLazlow · · Score: 0

    Of course things shrink in France - that imbred excuse of a nation is probably shaving a little bit of the cylinder off every year just to f*ck with everybody. I guess they have nothing better to do (except support international terrorism, that is!).

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  244. Getting started by Tjp($)pjT · · Score: 1

    We have started. So much so that I need both metric and english tools to work on my American made car. One or the other would have been much nicer. I have a dashboard on my Mustang that reads in either metric or english (well, or french for some units). I have mixed electronics equipment as well. It is all rather a pain in the !$@#. At least at the individual item level, I'd like it to be one or the other. BTW, the beauty of the "standard" measures is that almost all important measures are one sylable and that applies when the scale uses needs to be changed. inch, foot, yard, rod, chain, mile, etc. ounce pound stone ton ... cup pint quart (gallon must be an outlier as are the other larger liquid measures which seem to be two sylables), volt amp watt ... Just as simple as the metric system, just a different axis if you have the right point of view. BTW sign me up for one of the obsolete Bridgeport turret lathes, milling machines, shapers, etc. in english measure. Especially any CNC ones. It is not all that tough to change the gearbox over and the dial plates to make it metric which if you are giving 'em away to go metric I'd be happy to do.

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    I am in wallow with my inner money grubbing capitalistic pig. ... Oink!

  245. Bingo! by 2nd+Post! · · Score: 1

    And the obvious answer is... we can't do either!

    I think we can count handfuls of atoms, possibly even hundreds or thousands... But you're asking for trillions of trillions!

  246. Here's a better link by The+Cydonian · · Score: 1
  247. Care to read the article? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Fill a liter with tap water and call it a kg if you want, but *scientists* need a definition precise to 1 part in 100,000,000 at least. Simply the fact that you'd have to distillate and select a specific isotope of hydrogen and oxygen to get any meaningful standard would make the standard quite far from the tap water definition average Joe would like. Once you accept that, other materials are more easy to deal with than water so that's why they preferred to make a standard out of something else.

  248. Why don't we adopt the Kilogram? by Dukeofshadows · · Score: 1

    It's French. Hence, most people in the US either don't care or want it renamed "liberty pound". The only people here I know who use metric on a regular basis are engineers, scientists, pharmacists, and drug dealers.

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  249. you're not creating any ambiguity by Trepidity · · Score: 1

    The ambiguity is already there -- when you hear "Mega" in a computer context, you never know if it's referring to 1048576 of something (filesystem Megabyte, RAM Megabyte) or to 1000000 of something (bandwidth Megabit, hard drive Megabyte). So it can't really get any worse. At least with the modification you'll know for certain what someone means when they say a MiB.

  250. oh, you mean like... by Trepidity · · Score: 1

    ...the UK, which measures its speed limits in miles per hour and its beer in pints?

  251. webster says.. by NiTRiX · · Score: 1

    As far as I'm concerned everything is inevitably fallible in its own nature. Much like basing your belief system off text written by another man, basing measurements on laws written by man is a sure fire way to take a giant bloody step over the 'key', whatever that may happen to be.

    Funny how simple discussions with your neighbor can key you in on undeniable 'facts' that remain as such simply because a text book professor tells you so, or a laboratory tells you what can't really be defined, such as time. Time itself doesn't truly exist, as it was created as a means of measurement, which in comparison to other incomparably larger objects in same space, is pretty fucking limited. I won't deny that these laws have brought us to the point we are at, but they've limited us to an infinite degree.

    I usually disagree with myself, but I won't allow words and definitions to guide my theories. The only reason I don't believe it is impossible to travel faster than the speed of light is because the math is based on a fallible scale. As I like to tell people 1+1 does not always equal two. Who's to say the entities being added aren't already of a single greater entity, or that their matter doesn't coexist in a frame of reference yet to be determined? Just because you can't mush them together like Play-doh doesn't eliminate the possibility they are one. Everyone has theories; Einstein just had some that worked, until Hawking fixed a few typos and filled in the text where the toner ran out...

    So basing the world's evolution in theoretical physics and chemistry on fallible laws of our own made up and obviously insufficient scale is the crippling wound which refuses to heal. This whole kilogram business is nonsense; as the scale is inferior. The temperature scale is universal (despite calculation difference between them), as they all agree on an absolute zero. Until they determine mass at absolute zero, then there will be no unit of measurement that crosses every continent, planet, solar system, galaxy, etc. In my own theory, a black whole is opposite of science beliefs. It is zero mass, and the math won't agree because of all the previously mentioned.

    Don't be a zealot.

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  252. Re:oh, you mean like... by __aafkqj3628 · · Score: 1

    I think that's because otherwise there would have to be some massive car-swap for drivers and a lot more speeding fines for people with the always lame excuse.

  253. And I thought I was putting on weight by Grizzlysmit · · Score: 1

    but really it was the kilogram that was losing it. :-D

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  254. Pathetic US centrism. by jotaeleemeese · · Score: 1

    The rest of the world is using it, your units are defined in function of it, but you still have the face to claim that people advocating the metric system (only to you, stubborn USians in order to facilitate commerece, etc) don't have enough pull.

    That US parallel universe in which many USians live is absolutely detached from reality.

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  255. Irony ... by jotaeleemeese · · Score: 1

    .... is not what you use to iron your shirts.

    Oh yes, and I believe Buthan is a fundamentalist Budhist country, like if that made thinks better.

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    1. Re:Irony ... by The+Cydonian · · Score: 1
      [Irony] .... is not what you use to iron your shirts.

      That does it. I have to get a new iron; not just colleagues at workplace, seems that even folks on /. can see my ruffled workwear.

      Okay, that wasn't so funny, but point taken. Pig-headed to stick to my point further. :-)

  256. Re:Mass not Weight by Guignol · · Score: 1

    Not *any*
    If the gravity field is null, you're out of luck with that balance.
    Likewise, if you're gravity field isn't "constant enough" (spatialy), the comparison won't work either