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  1. Re:Oil lense on Deformable Liquid Mirrors For Adaptive Optics · · Score: 3, Funny

    I know where you can get a lot of oil, but it might be a bit salty...

  2. Re:Where does the iron come from? on How Sperm Whales Offset Their Carbon Footprint · · Score: 1

    Hey, you aren't supposed to look behind the curtain! The mighty Wizard of Algore sees all, and knows all! You aren't supposed to criticize his most wonderous pronouncements! And everyone who listens to the news knows, whales and dolphins are much smarter than humans. Just look at how much more advanced their technology is compared to ours!

  3. DNA on How Sperm Whales Offset Their Carbon Footprint · · Score: 1

    How long before someone decides that we need to do a DNA makeover so that we humans will produce whale shit?

    Your children will sit down, and drop a half-ton of half digested krill. Combine this with those low-flush toilets mandated by law, and you just know that a disaster is just waiting to happen.

  4. Re:High Risk Parolees? on California Tracks Parolees With GPS, Then Ignores Alerts · · Score: 2, Informative

    Trust, but verify

  5. Wow on Iceland Votes "Já" To Proposed News Haven · · Score: 5, Funny

    It would be nice to get something like this in the US.

  6. Re:Creative Computing Mag was just as important! on Modern Day Equivalent of Byte/Compute! Magazine? · · Score: 1

    Creative computing was a fun, and interesting magazine until it decided to become a joystick comparison magazine. They lost interest in programming, and became a hardware review magazine. Same thing that happened to Byte later.

  7. Re:Dr. Dobbs on Modern Day Equivalent of Byte/Compute! Magazine? · · Score: 1

    I gave up on DDJ when they were filling the magazine with articles on "how to wrap xxx in mfc classes". You'd get several of these, and article on getting around Microsoft bugs, how to use some Microsoft functions, a couple of articles on interfacing with Windows through Java, and letters to the editor. Since I wasn't interested in Windows, very little of the magazine was useful to me.
    Did they ever get beyond their MicroSoft slant?

  8. Re:Make on Modern Day Equivalent of Byte/Compute! Magazine? · · Score: 1

    Make started out intresting. Had articles about creating demonstration moters using a battery,paperclips, and wire. When they started putting in articles about randomally adding wires/components to music devices create strange sounds, I began to lose interest. When the articles never got any better, I gave up on it.

  9. Re:Convert on Sega To Bring Dreamcast Titles to PSN, Xbox Live · · Score: 1

    That's great, if you have a GameCube or a Wii.

  10. Convert on Sega To Bring Dreamcast Titles to PSN, Xbox Live · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Skies of Arcadia?

  11. Don't see on Gulf Oil Spill Disaster — Spawn of the Living Dead · · Score: 1

    I'm sorry, I just can't see a can of tuna eating my brains. I guess tuna in the can sorta looks like brains.

  12. Re:Hmmm,maybe a wide conveyor belt thing. on Cloth Successfully Separates Oil From Gulf Water · · Score: 1

    Simpler option. Just make a trough of this stuff. Pump oil/water mix in one end, and let it flow to the other, with the water leaking out of the trough. On the other end, you will have relatively pure oil remains, which you can pump into a tanker.

  13. How about on Google's Plan To Save the News Through Reinvention · · Score: 1

    How about the news become something other than just spitting out government propaganda? It's obvious that there is only one source for most of the news, when all the media comes up with the same stupid quotes, verbatum. Remember when all the media became concerned about "gravitas"? It's amazing that they all came up with the exact same weird word on the same day covering the same person.

    You see the same thing, over and over. It's obvious that they are all being fed these comments. They all show the same news articles, and go on to ignore other important information. They might as well all change their name to "Pravda", and get it over with.

  14. Re:It's a feature!! on North Korea Develops Anti-Aging "Super Drink" · · Score: 1

    Looks like he had an advance copy of this stuff.

  15. Re:Multi-seat Computing on One Video Card, 12 Monitors · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Back in the day, we had 30+ users on a PDP-11/70, with good response. Now you have a machine 3000X faster, and have problems supporting a single user. Aren't advances in technology amazing?

  16. Re:Sounds good. on One Video Card, 12 Monitors · · Score: 1

    If you, like me, are planning on taking over the world, and converting the entire population into mindless zombie slaves, the more monitors you have the better. Controlling all those zombies takes a lot of real estate.

  17. What page on Why Beatrix Potter Would Love a Digital Reader · · Score: 1

    On which page does the Holey Hand Gernade first make it's appearance?

  18. Obviously on SpaceX Successfully Launches Falcon 9 Rocket · · Score: 3, Funny

    This just proves how far CGI has gotten. They've been able to shut down the California sound stage.

  19. Re:Flikr on Giant Guatemalan 'Sinkhole' Is Worse Than We Thought · · Score: 1

    Obviously photoshopped

  20. Re:Look on the bright side on Giant Guatemalan 'Sinkhole' Is Worse Than We Thought · · Score: 1

    Top kill didn't work in the gulf, why do you think it would work here?

  21. Old machines on Mobile Phones vs. Supercomputers of the Past · · Score: 1

    We used to joke about things like RSTS watches, when the PDP-11/70 was the latest and greatest machine for that. I could probably make one now if I wanted.

  22. Re:Let them Die on FTC Staff Discuss a Tax on Electronics To Support the News Business · · Score: 1, Informative

    Wait... what did they think was going to happen? The horses were going to freak out upon seeing a carriage with no horse in front of it?

    I believe that the actual idea was to make it impossible to use one of these vehicles. If you constantly have to disassemble your car during a trip then reassemble it, you'll probably choose to take your horsey-carriage instead of the horseless one.

    You can see similar laws being passed today, in order to support unions and illegal aliens.

  23. Re:Security? on Microsoft Talks Back To Google's Security Claims · · Score: 1

    I don't think so. My unicycle doesn't get stolen 30 seconds after I get on it.

  24. OMG on The Genius of the Lego Printer · · Score: 1, Insightful

    OMG Ponies!

  25. Re:Well yeah, now... on New Estimate Suggests 5.5M Species On Earth, Not 30-100M · · Score: 1

    This new estimate just makes the job easier.