This kind of stuff happens all of the time. Anyone remember "Attack of the killer tomatos", "them", "Godzilla",... Everyone should know of this great menace before we are attacked by giant mutant killer zombie garlic. We don't want to be replaced by a more intelligent invasive species like this!
Why bother driving away from your network connections, when all you want to do is use the internet? Park your RV behind your house, then you can use your WiFi to your hearts content, without needing expensive equipment, or needing to waste a lot of gas going somewhere you don't care to be.
In the grand tradition of selling things you don't own, like the names of stars and acres on the moon, I hereby offer to sell 40 acre lots on this planet for a mere $10,000 each. That's cheaper than a lot this size would cost in any large city here on earth. Imagine what you could do with your lot. Since there isn't any law enforcement there yet, you could grow illegal crops, build a manufacturing plant without any polution controls, or just use it to test your nuclear bombs. This is a limited time offering, and quantities are limited, so don't delay. And if you order today, we'll include the plans for a trebuchet so you can fling dead animals onto your neighbors property.But wait, order during this program, and we'll include a set of ginzu knives (shipping, handling, and other fees are an additional charge) which can cut through the toughest tomato without the need for a hammer, but you'll want to use one anyway just for the splattering fun.
It used to be that during PE you would do assoerted types of exercise that the kids would enjoy. Now most of the fun stuff is gone, like dodgeball, because gettig hit by a large soft ball is considered just too dangerous. Noe PE is as boring as memorizing dates for a history class. Any surprise that it's not doing much good?
You'd definitely want to use a real claymore instead of one of these dangerous things.
Let's do a comparison: You stand in front of a real claymore, and I'll stand in front of one of these. After firing them, you'll have your proof of their deadliness compared to a claymore.
The police should thus avoid using tasers, and resort to the more politically correct shotgun blast to the face. This should prove a much more suitable method of handling aggressive combatants than the excessively deadly taser. No sane person would choose a taser when they could receive a shotgun blast to their face.
It's like the difference between flammable and inflammable. If you developed a bacteria that took a flammable substance, and made it inflammable, the world would beat a mousetrap to your door.
you have to be very careful with these Japanese spacecraft. They have a habit of bringing back monsters from outer space, or crashing and waking up those existing on Earth.
Obama could get his SS (acorn) to skin them, and use the hitler youths (americore) to locate them. Maybe he already is, because his predecesor (hitler) did a lot of that in secret from his people too.
Wait for the new ads on TV, from the same people currently buying "old" gold. Send your old hair in the provided security envelope, and we will send you money for your unwanted hair. Clean out your shower drains, your sinks trap, send in all the hair you can find! Clean off your pillows, brush your cats and dogs, shear your sheep, and earn money! But wait, you also get...
What type of vegetarians are they? Many of them will happily eat eggs and fish. Others won't even touch milk. Me, I'm a vegetarian that will eat anything that doesn't attack me from the air with flaming breath. Then again, maybe I'd eat that too.
It was like Godzilla came to life. I mean flames shooting from the sky, buildings colapsing in fire, people screaming,...
It was a subtle miscalculation, it could have happened to anybody......looking for the owners of the power platform, who have mysteriously disappeared...
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This kind of stuff happens all of the time. Anyone remember "Attack of the killer tomatos", "them", "Godzilla", ...
Everyone should know of this great menace before we are attacked by giant mutant killer zombie garlic. We don't want to be replaced by a more intelligent invasive species like this!
What happens if this fuel turns back into plastic after sitting in a fuel tank for a while?
Just another way to convert food into fuel... Now they are going to convert all my twinkies into diesel.
Oh, Beardo is kind of quiet and smart. Perhaps he'll be a good scientist, sitting alone in a lab all day.
We were all surprised by what they found in his basement. You usually don't hear about that kind of stuff around here.
Hay, I'm throwing in a set of knives. Well, one knife anyway. You shouldn't expect such quality service for free!
Why bother driving away from your network connections, when all you want to do is use the internet? Park your RV behind your house, then you can use your WiFi to your hearts content, without needing expensive equipment, or needing to waste a lot of gas going somewhere you don't care to be.
Fuck. Me. I sometimes wonder what it must be like to be a person with no moral fibre at all. I can't imagine it, must be weird.
They're usually called lawyers, or congressmen.
In the grand tradition of selling things you don't own, like the names of stars and acres on the moon, I hereby offer to sell 40 acre lots on this planet for a mere $10,000 each. That's cheaper than a lot this size would cost in any large city here on earth. Imagine what you could do with your lot. Since there isn't any law enforcement there yet, you could grow illegal crops, build a manufacturing plant without any polution controls, or just use it to test your nuclear bombs. This is a limited time offering, and quantities are limited, so don't delay. And if you order today, we'll include the plans for a trebuchet so you can fling dead animals onto your neighbors property.But wait, order during this program, and we'll include a set of ginzu knives (shipping, handling, and other fees are an additional charge) which can cut through the toughest tomato without the need for a hammer, but you'll want to use one anyway just for the splattering fun.
It used to be that during PE you would do assoerted types of exercise that the kids would enjoy. Now most of the fun stuff is gone, like dodgeball, because gettig hit by a large soft ball is considered just too dangerous. Noe PE is as boring as memorizing dates for a history class. Any surprise that it's not doing much good?
Ewe gots two lern whow too reed symple engrish. Tayke ewe some more klasses inn schrool, man.
Naked girls. Guys would flock to science if there wers lots of naked girls.
You'd definitely want to use a real claymore instead of one of these dangerous things.
Let's do a comparison: You stand in front of a real claymore, and I'll stand in front of one of these. After firing them, you'll have your proof of their deadliness compared to a claymore.
The police should thus avoid using tasers, and resort to the more politically correct shotgun blast to the face. This should prove a much more suitable method of handling aggressive combatants than the excessively deadly taser. No sane person would choose a taser when they could receive a shotgun blast to their face.
It's like the difference between flammable and inflammable. If you developed a bacteria that took a flammable substance, and made it inflammable, the world would beat a mousetrap to your door.
you have to be very careful with these Japanese spacecraft. They have a habit of bringing back monsters from outer space, or crashing and waking up those existing on Earth.
Obama could get his SS (acorn) to skin them, and use the hitler youths (americore) to locate them. Maybe he already is, because his predecesor (hitler) did a lot of that in secret from his people too.
Have you checked your back lately? Then there are those ears of yours.
Wait for the new ads on TV, from the same people currently buying "old" gold. Send your old hair in the provided security envelope, and we will send you money for your unwanted hair. Clean out your shower drains, your sinks trap, send in all the hair you can find! Clean off your pillows, brush your cats and dogs, shear your sheep, and earn money! But wait, you also get ...
What type of vegetarians are they? Many of them will happily eat eggs and fish. Others won't even touch milk.
Me, I'm a vegetarian that will eat anything that doesn't attack me from the air with flaming breath. Then again, maybe I'd eat that too.
Imagine a beowulf cluster of these...
There, beat everyone else.
Try this in Alabama, where they can use the terms wife,mother,and daughter interchangeably.
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It was like Godzilla came to life. I mean flames shooting from the sky, buildings colapsing in fire, people screaming, ...
It was a subtle miscalculation, it could have happened to anybody... ...looking for the owners of the power platform, who have mysteriously disappeared...
I want to soundmark people mooing at cows when driving past real cows. I could become an overnight millioniare!
They should just go back to coal-fired nuclear power plants.
Can it be used to create biodiesel?