User: newr00tic

AskJeeves.. ;)

On: Windows 7 To Be Released Next Year?

Then after Windows Altavista they can bring out Windows Google just so people know that people don't think it's less advanced!

So Win ME must've been 'AskJeeves' then, (..by aid of following Your calculatively outlayed standards.)

;)

Right on, trigateur!

On: World of Warcraft Gold Limit Reached, It's 2^31

You hit the phenomenon right on the knob there, my good Man;

- May limitless supplies of fill-in-the-blank fortune-cookies be supplied in Your convenient future; preach the word as they seem to thine convene!

so, if the site ran on IIS, then..

On: Game Boy Zelda Comes With Source, Sort Of

Now the site is Wordpressed (like Slashdotting, only the other way around) and you can't get to it, If it were a MS IIS webserver, would "ShitPushed" be the correct definition? ;)

(..You lime-laced Teadrinkers can save your "buht IIS is sec0re n0wez!!11!!11!!" -turdmania for going about trolling some other post(s), ktnx..)

iSee...

On: KDE 4.0 RC 1 Released

iThere iAre iMore iCamps iDoing iThe iSame iThing.. ;)

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On: Using Google To Crack MD5 Passwords

Well, that's obvious: 97b5930495ceb44ee0503b7ea8eb7941 f708970c4fa7742358b61d7345647930

Re:My uneducated respose would be:

On: Using Google To Crack MD5 Passwords

thanks, intent goes a long way, too. ;)

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On: Using Google To Crack MD5 Passwords

For the record, this is much funnier than it's been given credit for so far... 0377f0418a4c9df3950729d4fef8c9e8

My uneducated respose would be:

On: Using Google To Crack MD5 Passwords

What about the flip side: Using Crack to Google MD5 passwords? 2343e9f361fea282776586d7056025db

Re:Duh.

On: Why Trolls and Flames Happen

whore! ;)

Abac'ed it to a clean eleven..

On: Terabit-Per-Second Class Connections over FTTH

Please let's not start that debate again. I know it started a long time ago with "no one needs an abacus, who's going to count over ten?" Yep, the good old Abacus knew better, and cranked it to 11!

Re:Well OS X has Klingon, so..

On: Microsoft Windows 7 "Wishlist" Leaked

I just checked, and it seems that you remember wrong. Maybe you were thinking of Google? Well, that might well be the case, but I'm sure I thought of OS X and not Google at all.

Maybe they just included the removal-procedure for Klingon for kicks, in http://monolingual.sourceforge.net/Monolingual. (..fucking linkshit on this site; FFS..)

- But I'm still not insisting on being right; 'ts merely a strong perception.

Well OS X has Klingon, so..

On: Microsoft Windows 7 "Wishlist" Leaked

are you happy about the ability to spellcheck in Danish now? Did it change your life that you can now install in Polish or Russian? If either language bothers you, I think you actually can use Klingon, too, (no kidding.)

Yes.

On: Trojan Found In New HDs Sold In Taiwan

goatse and tubgirl would be better.

Agreed.

catgotmytongue

On: Trojan Found In New HDs Sold In Taiwan

"

The tainted portable hard disc uploads any information saved on the computer automatically and without the owner's knowledge to www.nice8.org and www.we168.org, the bureau said. "

-Fill the suckers with Linux distros or something, then..

(Yeah, big chance of it uploading 'everything,' anyway. - ANYTHING, maybe, not every..)

nope, that's YOUR job..

On: OpenDocument Foundation Closes

This is open source -- don't just gripe, make your criticism constructive.

Open Source means that YOU should 'constructivicize' HIS criticism, with an added license that the next man can un-'constructivicize' it right behind your back again.

;)

..in Roviet Sussia..

On: Hard Drive Prices Hitting New Lows

I'm not sure. But, I imagine a lifetime of porn on a watch. In Soviet Russia, porn watches *you*.

Agreed.

On: Ubuntu Dev Summit Lays Out Plans For Hardy Heron

fuckin' Aye, Quantie. ;)

Re:indeed

On: Leopard Upgraders Getting "Blue Screen of Death"

Ubuntu is shit; end of discussion.

Re:Makes OS X and Linux look all the better

On: Driver Update Can Cause Vista Deactivation

Yeah, I realize hardware was probably your main point here, but my point was it extends (almost similarily) to any software you'd buy too, (even if outside your post's specific focus.)

..It's extremely difficult to see a problem with your hardware woes, as, all you have to do is stick with Apple hardware for anything, then you can "feast" on any OS also available on "PC," only to come back 15min later and re-install OS X.. ;)

Don't take my ranting too seriously, Sir, but it's still "true."

Re:Makes OS X and Linux look all the better

On: Driver Update Can Cause Vista Deactivation

This Kool-Aid shit is getting too old, but the point is:

If Photoshop or the complete CS3-Suite were available for Lunix you'd be just as locked in with that as anywhere else.

I mean; good luck running those binary-only applications anywhere else; -it's just the same scenario as with programs made specifically for either Mac or WankOphws Cysta.

Any software investment made anywhere will lock you in. (I'm talking about real software here; not ClosedUnoccif, in all it's bricky glory, or any of your favorite text editors or whatever else crap comes for free on your "ShatForm(tm) of Toyce..")

All pardons to parent, as this deals more about the general truth than specific targetting..

ding!

On: A Brief History of Slashdot Part 1, Chips & Dips

The fact registered users get (or can choose to get) a notification when there is a reply means that the discussion system is actually a discussion, rather than just a load of people spouting opinions.

*ding!*

Re:Like the Transistorized Vacuum Tube Radios?

On: Seagate Releases Hybrid Hard Drive

Hi, Cliffie.

There's a hybrid horse on the market; -it's called a mule.. ;)

(The Amish, if noone else, are probably reluctant to make use of them, along the same lines as slashdotters despise Vista, I'd imagine.)

GPL means "Gay Penguin Lovers"

On: QNX "Opens" Source Code

Which means the GPL, (Gay Penguin Lovers,) -license is destructive; it straight out "forbids" quality, by way of its shitty terms, so that anyone with a quality (I.E. non brown) application get scared right off, and seek for saner paths.

Re:The "bug" has been fixed???

On: Google Earth Flight Simulator

Just downloaded it to try it out and nothing happens when I press the keys.

You must be using Linux, wherein nothing is supposed to work.

-That's what 'free' implies.

Re:Think Freedom.

On: Community vs. Corporate Linux, The Coming Divide

When you stop using those immature dollar signs, maybe someone will actually pay attention to what you're saying.

Maybe if you stop commenting, people will quit complaining about your comments.