Seriously though, this couldn't have come at a worse time. Like the summary says, the iPhone 4S is just about to be released, and I imagine a lot of angry Blackberry owners are going to run out and buy one.
Personally though, I'd advice them to think twice and to get an Android phone since I don't think the iPhone reception issues have really been addressed and they'd just be going from one device with reception but no internet access to a device that sports the exact opposite.
Board members: MeeGo, we need to talk MeeGo: MeeGo is listening? Board members: It's not working out, we're going to have to let you go MeeGo: We go? Board members: No, just you MeeGo: Me go? Board members: Yes, MeeGo, you go MeeGo: MeeGo go? Board members: (sigh) Just get out
Either I'm missing something or this joke isn't correct.
How does the barman see the neutrino before it enters the bar? If anything, the Neutrino will walk into the bar, have a drink and leave before the barman notices it arriving.
Given FB's latest round of changes (Facebook in Facebook), I imagine it won't be long before everyone pisses off and Pakistan will have to start blocking Google+ instead.
The problem is that if these planets do indeed harbour life, it could be at least as technologically advanced, if not more than us. This means that they pose a threat to our planet.
I say that we concentrate all our efforts into building space faring vehicles capable of travelling to these planets with the soul intent of destroying them. Before they destroy us.
If you find this too ridiculous then imagine Rick Perry saying it:)
You're not. Wait for the redundancy pay and then, in your next interview, you can tell them that you were made redundant from your last position. I've always found interviewers are sympathetic to this.
I know what you mean though. In my last job, my boss was such a prick that he still made me sit in on a call on my last day to give my opinion on a project that I wasn't going to be involved in in a few hour's time because they'd outsourced it and given me my notice. Incredibly, he couldn't understand why I was so disinterested in talking about it.
There will be a lot more agile shops, most of them implementing extreme programming, and making the developer feel even more like they're just part of a production line.
Don't get me wrong, I think parts of Agile are OK, but I've been to far too many interviews in the past where the interviewer thinks that Agile is the be all and end all of programming.
Completely agree. I leave my iPhone's 3G off most of the time now since I've noticed that when it is enabled I get little to no signal. It's so bad that sometimes my phone will suddenly start beeping with all the calls that I missed because it was unable to get a signal and has only just managed to connect. I nearly missed out on a job because of the wretched thing dropping my calls.
My housemate's Android phone is on the same network as me and has zero problems. Only 1 more week to go until I can upgrade and chuck this POS in the bin.
The release after this is going to be called Precise Pangolin, which is an ant eater thing:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pangolin
and after dying 25 times against a boss I finally win
If you think it only takes 25 attempts to kill a boss then you've clearly never played Dark Souls :)
Pippin 2 here we come!
Yeah, it does that. I got around it by taking screenshots of where everything was before I did the update.
Seriously though, this couldn't have come at a worse time. Like the summary says, the iPhone 4S is just about to be released, and I imagine a lot of angry Blackberry owners are going to run out and buy one.
Personally though, I'd advice them to think twice and to get an Android phone since I don't think the iPhone reception issues have really been addressed and they'd just be going from one device with reception but no internet access to a device that sports the exact opposite.
What did one Blackberry owner say to the other?
Nothing!
does someone know what is going on?
Yes, it's patented by Apple.
I'm not surprised, everyone has iPods these days, even Carter Pewterschmidt.
Anyways, sounds like the game was designed for consoles first anyway
Motorstorm was the inspiration for the game.
Board members: MeeGo, we need to talk
MeeGo: MeeGo is listening?
Board members: It's not working out, we're going to have to let you go
MeeGo: We go?
Board members: No, just you
MeeGo: Me go?
Board members: Yes, MeeGo, you go
MeeGo: MeeGo go?
Board members: (sigh) Just get out
Either I'm missing something or this joke isn't correct.
How does the barman see the neutrino before it enters the bar? If anything, the Neutrino will walk into the bar, have a drink and leave before the barman notices it arriving.
You'll be long dead by the time this technology becomes useful.
Given FB's latest round of changes (Facebook in Facebook), I imagine it won't be long before everyone pisses off and Pakistan will have to start blocking Google+ instead.
No problem, I was going to use my fingers anyway.
*Bada boom tish*
and drug cartels kidnapping busloads of people and forcing them into gladiator-style contests to the death
Links to The Daily Mail, which is nearly as bad as a Goatse link.
I love this one (emphasis mine)
Facebook permanently records everything you do, even what you look at, even items that are "deleted". And presumably gives them to the CIA.
And presumably to Al-Qaeda and North Korea as well. Get a grip, Richard.
The problem is that if these planets do indeed harbour life, it could be at least as technologically advanced, if not more than us. This means that they pose a threat to our planet.
I say that we concentrate all our efforts into building space faring vehicles capable of travelling to these planets with the soul intent of destroying them. Before they destroy us.
If you find this too ridiculous then imagine Rick Perry saying it :)
Nice try, Cleverbot.
Microsoft buys Yahoo
Perhaps I am stupid for not leaving
You're not. Wait for the redundancy pay and then, in your next interview, you can tell them that you were made redundant from your last position. I've always found interviewers are sympathetic to this.
I know what you mean though. In my last job, my boss was such a prick that he still made me sit in on a call on my last day to give my opinion on a project that I wasn't going to be involved in in a few hour's time because they'd outsourced it and given me my notice. Incredibly, he couldn't understand why I was so disinterested in talking about it.
I can't comment on the homosexual side of things, I presume that there is less nagging and hormones in general
Aha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
Wrong, 'cos gay or straight, you're still in a relationship!
I think you'll find it's the Waterbear
There will be a lot more agile shops, most of them implementing extreme programming, and making the developer feel even more like they're just part of a production line.
Don't get me wrong, I think parts of Agile are OK, but I've been to far too many interviews in the past where the interviewer thinks that Agile is the be all and end all of programming.
http://penny-arcade.com/comic/2011/08/01
Sums it up pretty nicely.
Completely agree. I leave my iPhone's 3G off most of the time now since I've noticed that when it is enabled I get little to no signal. It's so bad that sometimes my phone will suddenly start beeping with all the calls that I missed because it was unable to get a signal and has only just managed to connect. I nearly missed out on a job because of the wretched thing dropping my calls.
My housemate's Android phone is on the same network as me and has zero problems. Only 1 more week to go until I can upgrade and chuck this POS in the bin.