Mars Immigration Department called and said they would take 50. But they will not grant Kanye a travel visa under any circumstances. Probably because the Intergalactic Awards Show is coming up soon and will be hosted there.
I can just imagine the people replying, "We don't know you well enough for an inner join, but feel free to take either the seat to the left or the right."
A college degree is not the only type of education available. Trade skills are still quite useful and needed. Learning general mechanics, plumbing, electrical, and other skilled trades are a valid form of education. In many cases jobs needing these skills pay as well as those requiring a college degree.
What is lacking in the US is a good apprenticeship system. I have spent years learning about my profession without much access to people with more experience.
Your colon is like a big series of tubes. And if you send too many big meals down it at the same time it can get clogged up. Apologies to a certain Alaskan politician.
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Mars Immigration Department called and said they would take 50. But they will not grant Kanye a travel visa under any circumstances. Probably because the Intergalactic Awards Show is coming up soon and will be hosted there.
Hey, come up with a way for the common man to go to Mars. Rich rappers like 50 Cents can pay their own way!
I can just imagine the people replying, "We don't know you well enough for an inner join, but feel free to take either the seat to the left or the right."
Brilliant Troll! Now that you have made your point, I would move on quickly if I were you. The locals are readying torches and acid as we speak.
It could think it is funny to be a ninja!
But don't worry, the Pirates will take care of this robot either way.
Hell, I bet it wouldn't take much time at all to convert Duke Nukem Forever into an MMO that runs on a mobile smart phone.
A college degree is not the only type of education available. Trade skills are still quite useful and needed. Learning general mechanics, plumbing, electrical, and other skilled trades are a valid form of education. In many cases jobs needing these skills pay as well as those requiring a college degree.
What is lacking in the US is a good apprenticeship system. I have spent years learning about my profession without much access to people with more experience.
But they all drink fine Kentucky Whiskey instead of beer as undergrads.
Your colon is like a big series of tubes. And if you send too many big meals down it at the same time it can get clogged up. Apologies to a certain Alaskan politician.
A great big tower of NOD! ZZZZzzzzzzzpppppp! Now get what is left of your harvester out of "MY" tiberium!
And that is exactly what casual users use Excel for.
Are you a CS major? If so, please focus on calculus for a while, and leave the arithmetic for the mathematicians!
"Remind me to change the password on my luggage!"
You know the British sailors were called "Limeys" because they drank mojitos made with lime!
So it should go like this:
Day 176: No breadfruit. Got Rum!
Day 177: Breadfruit. Got Rum!
Day 178: No breadfruit. Out of Rum!
Day 178.5: MUTINY!
You have to start at a Tavern!
That was a David Letterman style joke apparently!
You know a Freudian Slip is when you say one thing and you mean your mother!
I know how you feel. I took a class on Greek and Roman mythology way back when it was still "Modern Literature."
Well, if they just happened to own a car company they might reconsider such business models.
Ah the simplicity of simple easy to access slots for things.
Hey this looks cool, but that is about my budget for a whole rig, so I will stick to something functional without stupid LED glowing in my eyes.
Just tell us how it does on the Kessel run and be done with it!
You can't measure Synergy man, you just have to feel it!
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And if you overclock your Wii using the new "LightPeak TM" technology, you can finally have "real" light sabers for wii users to play/fight with!
Too many fellow Americans I know cannot calculate 10% in their head. How would having an entire system based on multiples of 10 help them?